Caledonian Canal edition
SSM should just get a job
>>78284307Love this sort of scenery. I wish I lived in an eternal, foggy autumn.
>>78284307jynx maze lemonade stand cowgirl enthusiastic fuck
He deserves top rate PIP for what he's gone through.
sasha grey double team blowjob dirty talk
>>78284320the countless women he raped deserve top rate PIP
What's this pornhub search terms gimmick then
Alt /britfeel/ with IDs, for real men >>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
Cool little island you can buy. Crazy thing is, some guy bought it back in 2019 for a cool six million wit plans to build a hotel on it, yet five entire years later he's still at square one with planning permission. Utterly insane. The island is abandoned and doing nothing and this guy made a huge investment, yet the 'local council' has just twiddled their thumbs and vetoed every attempt he's made at doing anything with it for five whole fucking years.State of this fucking country.
(((Bald and bankrupt)))
Need to start a nu FF sessh me Goddamn memory keeps prolapsan and leakan on me
siri handjob sister's boyfriend dirty talk
>>78284343That island is going to be completely underwater in about a decades time lul
>>78284315he had an interview 2 days ago
Give DVDlad his PIP right the fuck now... And it better be top rate.
>>78284352>Still believing in sea level rise in 2024
>>78284307I visited this canal when I went to Inverness in 2020.
>>78284343Money talks. The guy is rich enough to buy the island but not enough to grease the wheels of power to make things happen.You think if Elon Musk bought that island with plans for a hotel he'd be held up by some coffindodgers at the council? Would he fuck.
Petitioning the janny to introduce poster IDs to r9k
>>78284353Right but you can make dossers go to interviews all you want, you just can't stop them acting like mongs on purpose and just obviously shitting it up.>WHAT THEY GAVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE?!>OH YOU ARE HAVING A GO MATE!*SSMohno.jpeg*
>>78284357I already get PIP, lad. I'm not a fat fuck like pic related however. I do have autism. Probably a contributing factor in my obsession with hoarding DVDs.
1500 available balance trolls ringing up for wonga loans for few beers on a Friday but I'm getting paid next week they're saying crying down the phone line to an automated indian woman it tragic
Morning lads hope we're all doing well x
>>78284370yeah definitely the case here for SSM.I remember once he had to interview at Co-op so he wore shorts and told us all where the shop was so the trolls would further ruin his chances
>>78284352Has there been any measurable or meaningful sea level rise in the entire three or four decades since they started saying it would? Didn't Al Gore say NYC would be underwater by now? Come on lad, nobody buys this shit any more. Or at least unfortunately the only people who do genuinely buy it are nice, polite, middle class liberal white people who honestly want to help the world.
>>78284377that grass needs cutting, disgusting
The nu sesshberg hath been created>>78284377Oversized tits on this deano slag innit
Michael Bates, the actor who plays the prison officer in A Clockwork Orange also plays Cyril in the first two series of Last of the Summer Wine and also blacked up for the first five seasons of It Ain't Half Hot Mum.
Can't believe there are still mongs who believe that man made climate change is a serious issues that poses some kind of threat to society
>>78284377All I want in life is an 'ex-chav' slampig wife. Literally that's all. Why is life so cruel?
Give him top rate PIP right fucking now.
FACT: Most of the "he's le ebul PUA rapist" shit you read about ben online is made-up headcanon by talentless leftist hack vloggers mad about the fact they don't have what it takes (and about ben not toeing the line and generally being against woke shit)
If a hypothetical someone was hypothetically looking for hypothetical JOI videos of a hypothetical slag named, I don't know- completely random name, Natasha's Bedroom, where would someone go? Hypothetically?
Almost everyone in this pic is on benefits. Where's my Randian individualist state I can move to and get away from this crap?
>>78284387Peter Sallis, who plays Clegg, is the only actor to appear in every single episode from 1973 to 2010. He was also the voice of Wallace in Wallace and Gromit. Jane Freeman, who played Ivy, appeared in every series but NOT every episode.
>>78284406Why not just own it. Why not just say 'yeah Ben is a rapist and I donr care and still support him'
>spend an hour driving to meet a hookup>She bails>Later messages me apology that she was too nervous >Deletes her social media accountI'm bummed out now. I had a chance and she's gone, no way to contact her.
Had one of these yesterday. Very nice I must say
Just ate a Quiche.
>>78284416>>78284387Alright Chris Chan
Exposed fella dropping more unwomfy videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i07eL5pVVi0
Yesterday he said not drinking today bt he drinking today
>>78284412dont bother this bitch doesnt even show pussy and most of her shit is weird
It's very amusing how the negroe societies down there on that continent resemble the society depicted in Idiocracy so very muchSeriously, go and compare the scenes from that movie with the shit you see in those on-the-ground reports/vlogs, the similarities are readily apparentPeople who deny ethnic differences in IQ live in a dreamworld completely divorced from reality
>>78284433Interestingly, Roy Clarke wrote every single episode of Last of the Summer Wine. He was also the creator and writer of Open All Hours and Keeping Up Appearances.
>>78284413doubt itmost of them are probably in employmentdeano salesmen and builders and stuffTravelling and paying for Wengland games isn't cheap
>>78284437boggles le brain doesnt it
>>78284455You mentioned this yesterday. I found it interesting then and still now
Ought to sort thru the other shit stillCannot really be arsed howeverbeit, least not rn
lollers is a pdf file
>>78284474Laughed audibly about this on my train to Bradford
>>78284448I had 2 women carrying my sprogs at once about 2 years ago. At the time I thought "This is like idiocracy in action"
Give him his Swanage house with sea views
>>78284470I really didn't know he wrote every episode himself. Like after 20 years did he have to catch himself on like "Oh shit! I already wrote this episode!".Also, when Bill Owen (who played Compo) died in 2000, his real life son took over and played Compo's son in the show for the last 10 years.Very storied history this show has...
Well there's naught wrong with pumping a few IQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies is there lads?
>>78284512I thought of this gimmick when anon made this post>>78284448
>>78284522What do you mean gimmick?
>>78284485Whats in Bradford?
Why so many women buy the most overpriced, underpowered hardware with the baby operating system? They don't like any challenge in their life. They just want something that "just werks." She wouldn't even know how to install Arch Linux or compile a package from source.
These days, many evropean societies are turning into idiocracy-style endevaours as well due to the water being heavily fluoridated and the skies being sprayed with toxic substances around the clock on purpose by (((them)))(((They))) want their cattle as dumb and tranquilized/distracted/obedient as possible
Someone please post the toaster webm, I have an immediate desire to expel an insignificant amount of air from my nostrils.
>>78284307great thread. my apu loves wanals
>Don't drink the wa'ah m8... They put something in it... To make you forget...
>>78284536I know fuck all about Linux but I'm sure I could look up how to install it if I really wanted to. She could probably do the same but why would she?
>>78284547Phoneposting and don't have the webm to hand, but maybe I can make you laugh all the same. Ready? Here goes:A BEAN HEAD
>>78284535Some car a Journalist has on loan that's needs picking up. Corr, 4 and and a half hours on the train from Kingston upon Thames
"Female" software engineer wagies.
>>78284547Enjoy your grilled cheese, lid.
>>78284552Thought you had an Aztec Apu now, lad? Keep up with your own lore or I'll drop a bunch of Bandito Apus down your chimeney (chim chim cheree).
Me? I support black trans rights in ukraine, that's why i'm quadruple boosted. I also signed up for the WW3 draft preemptively, again to support and protect trans rights. I'm the goodest goy of them all
>>78284559i love long train journeys
>>78284562How can you not smile at this drunken display of childish happiness.
freezer update freezer updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDjOBdwDqj4
>>78284542Nimm deine Medikamente.
>>78284562I love his smug smirk in this. He's a menace and he knows it.
Saucy little minx isn't she
seasideMARK renewed his RSPB membership and fed bacon to the birdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1k3tNKt8_A
>>78284562Thank you lad you just made my day
>>78284585He got his hi-vis jacket to make it look like he's employed when he goes out. Neighbours think he works. Very smart dossermaxxer.
Might have few jars later myself after all its friday nd i had difficult week too much stress in my life will be de-stressing from next week no more negative influence in life>>78284576>He's a menace and he knows it.Happier than a seagull with a chip
>>78284562>>78284571>>78284576Proud he is of his ingenuity, are Mark. He invent new way of using machine. He culinary groundbreaker and it lush, deee laaaaads.
>>78284582Fuck me. I just get depressed whenever I see some goddess tier succubus like this now. Depressed and angry. It's not right. Why can't I just have a gf? I'm 29 and a virgin.
Shall be having a tug soonish
>>78284611Coooorrrrr is this the return of the ShesideArmy?? Based.
>>78284582do men *actually* find this attractiveI don't getttt itttt
>>78284555Because you and her are fucking dumb.
>>78284536Linux is for fucking losers lad.
>>78284618Indeed lad we are back!
>>78284574mache ich ja, morgens zwei und am abend zwei
>mark shaving his foreheadlmaoif he was a woman he'd have 10 kidsbarely defrosted steak and peas for dinner and it lush
Find me just one female Linux user. You can't. They don't exist.
>>78284631Enjoy being spied on by Apple and Microsoft. Enjoy having advertisements in your paid operating system cuck. Only losers put up with advertisements.
What's 'the toaster webm'
>>78284654Scottish lass uses Windows. She isn't a fool and doesn't spend more than she has to on a computer. Respect to her.
>>78284561I love that you're building a collection of sprogless wagies. Do you have that other grim woman?
Marks going out this evening on the pull
>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872For your non-tranny needs
Me? I only utilize unfluoridated water and toof paste. I filter it thru reverse osmosis and then add himalayan sea salt to it
I wonder if she still has a good thigh gap at 24.
>>78284698Phwoar can see her arse from the front. Bend her over and fuck her till you cum deep inside her womb then fuck her again and cum again, innit? She lush she lush my cum inside her lush her lush pussy wahey wahey!
>>78284691Is this thread a d*llycell gimmickI had a feeling
ruthmong should become a forex trader
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/07%20july%20day.jpg%20/ 5 years throwing tantrums over getting to wear the OP hatscreaming
>>78284307I didn't know there were trees in the UK
>>78284679Only two so far, both from BBC. Complaining they can't afford sprogs yet some unemployed single mum pumps out one every 9 months just fine.
>>78284708a spammer thinks having a thread to go to and avoid the spam thinks its a gimmick le shocked Pikachu face
>>78284706Lad no. Please don't think that way about her. She's not like those trash girls who use their bodies for views.
>>78284750What's her channel name? She's very cute.
>>78284750She has such pert little tits. Something sexy about a slut who acts all slutty but doesn't have the knickers for it. Like she has to work extra hard to make up for her buds.
She needs a bigger house so she doesn't have to put the ironing board in her living room.
>>78284786What's her YouTube then? Post it (you won't).
>>78284654mogs them nerdy bookworm asmr bints with her breasts. a real woman. sex fucking sells de lid.
>>78284794That's Laurel dreams how new r u lad
Crossmong screaming at his imaginary enemies
>>78284740Yea thats wild haha....... neway give me a kiss big man
>>78284786Very grim how small modern apartments and flats are in this country. Must've been a shock for her.
All ASMR does is give me a massive erection.
>>78284829your bedroom will be scruffier
>>78284850Have you forgiven her now. I thought she said something to upset you
>>78284850True lad. I don't find the time to clean it and I don't see the point. It is not a huge deal for me and don't get ill.
>>78284849You must be watching the slutty ones. I just like judging them.
>>78284881these are ruthlad, not me>>78284829>>78284887
Done me fourth spaffington in
>>78284800Lauren has amazing natural breasts. Sadly we'll never get to see them.
A dutch man once told me "If you're not dutch, you ain't much son"I've concluded that he's right. Words of wisdom.
Pharmacy spamming me again. I guess we war of attrition now
why you lads making fun of my laurel
Sprogless pharma wagies shall hold my meds until 2025 if I so please. Nothing legally says I have to go at any specific time.
>>78284916We'll never see hers either because she doesn't have any.
fuck britfeel cheers x
>>78284881She doesn't upset me anymore. She's actually a nice lass. Maybe I just misinterpret things.
>>78284986you grim cunt
>>78284986Both those cocks are brown
>>78284986You searched for this image. Browsed through various options. Selected this image. Clicked 'Download Image'. Went to /britfeel/. Wrote 'fuck britfeel cheers x'. Uploaded the file from your phone. Completed the captcha. Clicked submit.Why?
Grown men saving photos of dicks to get their (you)'s.
BNWOposter has quit the thread in shame
>>78285002while Jen Zeeboss is obviously the hottest, there is something to be said for 5'3"I like her
>>78285010The same as any porn posters, to get attention from other men
Britfeel is gay lmao x
>>78285010White bepis small blag bepis big nd he made u look so it epic win xDd
>>78284986perhaps that black gentleman could start a regiment of moisturizing his penis, it looks rather parched
I may now officially add [redacted] to my official "list of incredibly traumatic shit that happened to me since [redacted]"Lovely reallyJust lovely
>>78285002seems off that you can do the itty bitty titties bit, even if it's about yourself. HR nightmare in any real place of work
>>78285043Hope things improve for you de lad
Based eurostar arsonist causing disruption for 800,000 Olympic travellers.
>>78285051I can see how you'd think that's a nightmare if you've never worked in that environment. Women talk about their tits all the time.
>>78284971She has nice puffy areolas though.
>>78285038But the small Dennis is black in that pic
>>78285067i've worked in an office for 6 years. It's not the talking about it that's the problem, it's putting it online when representing the company that's the issue.
get a job and get laid freaks cheers and gone x
>>78285081Can't tell which company it is though
>>78285086Hello mr flad x
>>78285074Very nice those in that white top.
>>78285091the original video was posted by the company themselves
Damn I really thought flad had roped. It's the hope that kills you.
>>78285114So further evidence that it isn't a problem to them
>>78285098my lovely lad <3. X
>>78285062Rumour has it that the Apustajan Liberation Front was responsible. Frosty's Apu has been arrested and brought in for questioning by French police.
So many chink tourists getting groidpilled in Paris rn
>>78284770>slutShe isn't a slut and she is a lot more confident with accepting herself as she is. She is better than most girls when it comes to fashion. You are below her.
>>78285116Very sad news indeed.
Roight den. Fuck it, this isn't going anywhere for now
fuck the britfeel
>>78285140You sure it isn't black people stealing copper? There's a lot of black people over there.
Had to return my fucking Aztec Apu. Spacca designates them as a heritage breed and thus not suitable for average ownership. They recompense me with a Cheshireshire Cookin' Apu but its nowhere near the same. He's been busy filling my fridge up with ready meals since the moment he arrived but he isn't much for small talk, I really wish he was more frenly but the lunch he made for me just now has been out this world. That crispy pancake oozing with exotic Dutch and French cheese, it dripping with bechamel.It really worth subscribing to a Fren Package from SPACCA de lads. There's thousands of Frens who've never known a home. You could give it to them xxx.
>>78285140It not rite what happen to that fren. Went completely off the rails (no pun intended) since frosty's passing.
Pulling an alldayer lads. Need to fix this sleep pattern. Depressing getting up at midnight.
>>78285172You also need to get a job
>>78285163tell him to put some clothes on for a start
>>78285189I'm not working a shitty job for minimum wage. I don't need to make myself anymore depressed.
>>78285172Sleep now nd have a wee drink at night time for more sleepy time>I can't it's impossible xyzUr mum have booze raid the cupboard
Every singe day the womfiest of frens are met with the cruellest of judgments.Without a hope or a home they linger by the side of convenience shops and off licences.>>78285196Sometimes they can't afford clothes. Those frogs are four times as hungry as us. They'd rather get a quarter pounder wurger than a paid of shoes. It's why they need owners. It not right how many feral Apus are out there begging for a warm bed.The SPACCA shelters are FULL. It's up to Feel Street to adopt one of the lids and to save them from the factories or the QMEE Farms.
>>78285131Hope you're having an easy day at work mate x <3
>>78285207I don't do naps. When I go to sleep I expect a full, uninterrupted natural sleep. No alarms.
Really feel like giving a certain some1 a talking to before he go away on weekend trip bt maybe I leave it. It doesn't feel good to leave it but what I get out of venting it either. I can't win. Its far far from over though.
>>78285216People who nap live longer.We all love little 90 min sleep in our life.
>>78285218yeah lad you stay here and post your power fantasies
>>78285224People who don't rely on alarm clocks also live longer.
I hold grudges for life. I forgave *** but only in my heart not in action yet. But this is a new battle. I like having enemies desu. Need a few on the go or I'm bored. Ngl >WW2S
>>78285213you too mr Angela lad just dossing in warehouse today letting all th deanos do hard graft whilst I play on me phone I got extra needs I need downtime case worker says so love you x
Got some updates for GNU/Linux. Lovely. Will be applying those updates now.
https://youtu.be/6en8ooqnZYo even men of peace got their limits Just saying
Scottish freak ips should be banned from britfeel just saying x
>>78285256He not a man to mess with desu.You wouldn't want to fuck with him or the SeasideARMY.They got his back.
>>78285236Fridays are for taking it easy imo! Not at work myself just been catching up on my porn backlog. It's a hard life sometimes de lad x
>>78285294porn backlog is for you and it is for me but it might not be for some people but it is for us x
8 years manaslaughter. Out after 5 years. So get in there.
>>78285299Come on discord later mate we'll have a cheeky catch up x
26 thousand photos of porn on the phone
>>78285320good shout Angela lad will drop you a line laterz xx
>>78284986If my wife or girlfriend wanted to hold up my cock next to a black man's cock, I'd simply tell her I'm not interested in that at all.
>>78285271Wish scotfeel didn't fail as miserably as it did.
HIS LIVE !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVK3RkyD8-s&ab_channel=seasideMARKCooking his Curtis Butchers steak a little bit longer isn't it? He certainly is. And it's lush. Ohhh yes nice bit of steak in the airfryer.
Just took an hour out to shag the wife. What the heck am I returning to?
>>78285382Not to sound creepy but being a completely sex starved lad can you share any details of how she was during the hour?
>>78285394A bit bored and disappointed looking to be honest.
0 porn photos on my phone
>>78285377He's going to poison himself. That steak was in the freezer like two hours ago it's not even defrosted.
>>78285394She just finished a job interview and decided to take a shower to wash off her nervous sweat, so I joined her. Had some fun in the shower. Got out, ate her out to two orgasms. Then we fucked like rabbits all around the room. Safe day so finished inside. Lovely little interlude to the day.
>>78285417this is a good thing imagine him live streaming as he died great stuff x
>spaz out n make a dogs dinner of things>apologise explain I have autism >all forgiven
>>78285417We can only hope *crosses fingers*
>>78285429make another seaside update post you fucking mong
Discriminate against moi? The queen?
>>78285417You can cook steak from frozen. It's fucking pointless to buy good fresh steak just to freeze it.
>>78285442I'm going to goon over you today, lad.
>>78285419Are you white or black?
Drinking tonight de lids.Haven't drank in a month, so my tolerance should be very low.Looking forward to it.See you lads later.It will be Lush and I mean Lush
>>78285419Kinell now I feel even more sex starved but thanks for sharing.
>>78285458Why does that matter lol?>>78285464Fair enough. I recommend some porn though desu.
>>78285446Pointless to freeze it, and then to chuck in the air fryer of all places. Who the fuck cooks steak in an oven??
>>78285460Coooorrrrrr so you can get the equivalent amount of drunk from two or three drinks as you normally would from five or six. Wonderful plan lad!
>>78285478Retarded mongs with half their brain rotted out. Are you really just now realising that SSM is a cretin?
>>78285478Mark does. You could feed him dogfood though and he'd be as happy as a helper in nappies.
>>78285478>>78285485He cooks bacon in the air fryer as well. Never cleans it either. And guess what? It's fucking lush.
This is the towel he uses to wipe his arse in the sink. He'll be drying his hands with it later.
Mum bring me bacon buppy i was in a weird mood nd i said put an egg in there too bt i kinda regret it. Taste weird de lads but its alright>>78285460Get in
>>78285472>Why does that matter lol?You fuck like a black man, by the sounds of things. Never heard of a white man giving a woman an orgasm let alone two.
>>78285478Mongs that can't cook a steak. Plus what these lads said >>78285485>>78285488
>>78285496Never heard of a black man eating out a woman either. They think it's nasty. Very selfish beings they are. That's why there's so many single black mothers.
ASMR is purely sexual there's no doubt about it.
I do actually find it offensive that mark is allowed to exist in the state he does. That alone is enough to revile and anger me. The fact that it's my taxes enabling it is just salt on the wound.
>>78285514He's not real mate. SSM is an ai.
>>78285514There are bigger mongs than him out there your tax is going to. Stupid thing to say anyway, your tax goes to a lot of stuff and Mark pays VAT on anything he buys. It's all a meme anyway. Money is just funnelled round and round.
>>78285533hhl life is funded by mongs like you though aint it lmao x
>>78285538What are you on about? What is happening?
>>78285538Someone has to pay for his nappies lad. You can't have him out pissing and shitting himself everywhere. Taxpayer has to step in. It's a public health issue.
Helper can't use a toilet because he was bummed by a postman as a wee lad. They call it Letterbox Arse.
>>78285548>>78285545>boohoo yeah das right wagie you fund hhls lifestyle mate get back to work lmao x
>I do actually find it offensiveDo you aye
A perfect butcher's steak chucked in the air fryer for 30 minutes. What a waste. Like giving a poofter a voucher for the brothel.
Finished work at 1 today. It's a hard life but someone has to keep helper in nappies
