Caledonian Canal edition
SSM should just get a job
>>78284307Love this sort of scenery. I wish I lived in an eternal, foggy autumn.
>>78284307jynx maze lemonade stand cowgirl enthusiastic fuck
He deserves top rate PIP for what he's gone through.
sasha grey double team blowjob dirty talk
>>78284320the countless women he raped deserve top rate PIP
What's this pornhub search terms gimmick then
Alt /britfeel/ with IDs, for real men >>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
Cool little island you can buy. Crazy thing is, some guy bought it back in 2019 for a cool six million wit plans to build a hotel on it, yet five entire years later he's still at square one with planning permission. Utterly insane. The island is abandoned and doing nothing and this guy made a huge investment, yet the 'local council' has just twiddled their thumbs and vetoed every attempt he's made at doing anything with it for five whole fucking years.State of this fucking country.
(((Bald and bankrupt)))
Need to start a nu FF sessh me Goddamn memory keeps prolapsan and leakan on me
siri handjob sister's boyfriend dirty talk
>>78284343That island is going to be completely underwater in about a decades time lul
>>78284315he had an interview 2 days ago
Give DVDlad his PIP right the fuck now... And it better be top rate.
>>78284352>Still believing in sea level rise in 2024
>>78284307I visited this canal when I went to Inverness in 2020.
>>78284343Money talks. The guy is rich enough to buy the island but not enough to grease the wheels of power to make things happen.You think if Elon Musk bought that island with plans for a hotel he'd be held up by some coffindodgers at the council? Would he fuck.
Petitioning the janny to introduce poster IDs to r9k
>>78284353Right but you can make dossers go to interviews all you want, you just can't stop them acting like mongs on purpose and just obviously shitting it up.>WHAT THEY GAVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE?!>OH YOU ARE HAVING A GO MATE!*SSMohno.jpeg*
>>78284357I already get PIP, lad. I'm not a fat fuck like pic related however. I do have autism. Probably a contributing factor in my obsession with hoarding DVDs.
1500 available balance trolls ringing up for wonga loans for few beers on a Friday but I'm getting paid next week they're saying crying down the phone line to an automated indian woman it tragic
Morning lads hope we're all doing well x
>>78284370yeah definitely the case here for SSM.I remember once he had to interview at Co-op so he wore shorts and told us all where the shop was so the trolls would further ruin his chances
>>78284352Has there been any measurable or meaningful sea level rise in the entire three or four decades since they started saying it would? Didn't Al Gore say NYC would be underwater by now? Come on lad, nobody buys this shit any more. Or at least unfortunately the only people who do genuinely buy it are nice, polite, middle class liberal white people who honestly want to help the world.
>>78284377that grass needs cutting, disgusting
The nu sesshberg hath been created>>78284377Oversized tits on this deano slag innit
Michael Bates, the actor who plays the prison officer in A Clockwork Orange also plays Cyril in the first two series of Last of the Summer Wine and also blacked up for the first five seasons of It Ain't Half Hot Mum.
Can't believe there are still mongs who believe that man made climate change is a serious issues that poses some kind of threat to society
>>78284377All I want in life is an 'ex-chav' slampig wife. Literally that's all. Why is life so cruel?
Give him top rate PIP right fucking now.
FACT: Most of the "he's le ebul PUA rapist" shit you read about ben online is made-up headcanon by talentless leftist hack vloggers mad about the fact they don't have what it takes (and about ben not toeing the line and generally being against woke shit)
If a hypothetical someone was hypothetically looking for hypothetical JOI videos of a hypothetical slag named, I don't know- completely random name, Natasha's Bedroom, where would someone go? Hypothetically?
Almost everyone in this pic is on benefits. Where's my Randian individualist state I can move to and get away from this crap?
>>78284387Peter Sallis, who plays Clegg, is the only actor to appear in every single episode from 1973 to 2010. He was also the voice of Wallace in Wallace and Gromit. Jane Freeman, who played Ivy, appeared in every series but NOT every episode.
>>78284406Why not just own it. Why not just say 'yeah Ben is a rapist and I donr care and still support him'
>spend an hour driving to meet a hookup>She bails>Later messages me apology that she was too nervous >Deletes her social media accountI'm bummed out now. I had a chance and she's gone, no way to contact her.
Had one of these yesterday. Very nice I must say
Just ate a Quiche.
>>78284416>>78284387Alright Chris Chan
Exposed fella dropping more unwomfy videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i07eL5pVVi0
Yesterday he said not drinking today bt he drinking today
>>78284412dont bother this bitch doesnt even show pussy and most of her shit is weird
It's very amusing how the negroe societies down there on that continent resemble the society depicted in Idiocracy so very muchSeriously, go and compare the scenes from that movie with the shit you see in those on-the-ground reports/vlogs, the similarities are readily apparentPeople who deny ethnic differences in IQ live in a dreamworld completely divorced from reality
>>78284433Interestingly, Roy Clarke wrote every single episode of Last of the Summer Wine. He was also the creator and writer of Open All Hours and Keeping Up Appearances.
>>78284413doubt itmost of them are probably in employmentdeano salesmen and builders and stuffTravelling and paying for Wengland games isn't cheap
>>78284437boggles le brain doesnt it
>>78284455You mentioned this yesterday. I found it interesting then and still now
Ought to sort thru the other shit stillCannot really be arsed howeverbeit, least not rn
lollers is a pdf file
>>78284474Laughed audibly about this on my train to Bradford
>>78284448I had 2 women carrying my sprogs at once about 2 years ago. At the time I thought "This is like idiocracy in action"
Give him his Swanage house with sea views
>>78284470I really didn't know he wrote every episode himself. Like after 20 years did he have to catch himself on like "Oh shit! I already wrote this episode!".Also, when Bill Owen (who played Compo) died in 2000, his real life son took over and played Compo's son in the show for the last 10 years.Very storied history this show has...
Well there's naught wrong with pumping a few IQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies is there lads?
>>78284512I thought of this gimmick when anon made this post>>78284448
>>78284522What do you mean gimmick?
>>78284485Whats in Bradford?
Why so many women buy the most overpriced, underpowered hardware with the baby operating system? They don't like any challenge in their life. They just want something that "just werks." She wouldn't even know how to install Arch Linux or compile a package from source.
These days, many evropean societies are turning into idiocracy-style endevaours as well due to the water being heavily fluoridated and the skies being sprayed with toxic substances around the clock on purpose by (((them)))(((They))) want their cattle as dumb and tranquilized/distracted/obedient as possible
Someone please post the toaster webm, I have an immediate desire to expel an insignificant amount of air from my nostrils.
>>78284307great thread. my apu loves wanals
>Don't drink the wa'ah m8... They put something in it... To make you forget...
>>78284536I know fuck all about Linux but I'm sure I could look up how to install it if I really wanted to. She could probably do the same but why would she?
>>78284547Phoneposting and don't have the webm to hand, but maybe I can make you laugh all the same. Ready? Here goes:A BEAN HEAD
>>78284535Some car a Journalist has on loan that's needs picking up. Corr, 4 and and a half hours on the train from Kingston upon Thames
"Female" software engineer wagies.
>>78284547Enjoy your grilled cheese, lid.
>>78284552Thought you had an Aztec Apu now, lad? Keep up with your own lore or I'll drop a bunch of Bandito Apus down your chimeney (chim chim cheree).
Me? I support black trans rights in ukraine, that's why i'm quadruple boosted. I also signed up for the WW3 draft preemptively, again to support and protect trans rights. I'm the goodest goy of them all
>>78284559i love long train journeys
>>78284562How can you not smile at this drunken display of childish happiness.
freezer update freezer updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDjOBdwDqj4
>>78284542Nimm deine Medikamente.
>>78284562I love his smug smirk in this. He's a menace and he knows it.
Saucy little minx isn't she
seasideMARK renewed his RSPB membership and fed bacon to the birdshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1k3tNKt8_A
>>78284562Thank you lad you just made my day
>>78284585He got his hi-vis jacket to make it look like he's employed when he goes out. Neighbours think he works. Very smart dossermaxxer.
Might have few jars later myself after all its friday nd i had difficult week too much stress in my life will be de-stressing from next week no more negative influence in life>>78284576>He's a menace and he knows it.Happier than a seagull with a chip
>>78284562>>78284571>>78284576Proud he is of his ingenuity, are Mark. He invent new way of using machine. He culinary groundbreaker and it lush, deee laaaaads.
>>78284582Fuck me. I just get depressed whenever I see some goddess tier succubus like this now. Depressed and angry. It's not right. Why can't I just have a gf? I'm 29 and a virgin.
Shall be having a tug soonish
>>78284611Coooorrrrr is this the return of the ShesideArmy?? Based.
>>78284582do men *actually* find this attractiveI don't getttt itttt
>>78284555Because you and her are fucking dumb.
>>78284536Linux is for fucking losers lad.
>>78284618Indeed lad we are back!
>>78284574mache ich ja, morgens zwei und am abend zwei
>mark shaving his foreheadlmaoif he was a woman he'd have 10 kidsbarely defrosted steak and peas for dinner and it lush
Find me just one female Linux user. You can't. They don't exist.
>>78284631Enjoy being spied on by Apple and Microsoft. Enjoy having advertisements in your paid operating system cuck. Only losers put up with advertisements.
What's 'the toaster webm'
>>78284654Scottish lass uses Windows. She isn't a fool and doesn't spend more than she has to on a computer. Respect to her.
>>78284561I love that you're building a collection of sprogless wagies. Do you have that other grim woman?
Marks going out this evening on the pull
>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872For your non-tranny needs
Me? I only utilize unfluoridated water and toof paste. I filter it thru reverse osmosis and then add himalayan sea salt to it
I wonder if she still has a good thigh gap at 24.
>>78284698Phwoar can see her arse from the front. Bend her over and fuck her till you cum deep inside her womb then fuck her again and cum again, innit? She lush she lush my cum inside her lush her lush pussy wahey wahey!
>>78284691Is this thread a d*llycell gimmickI had a feeling
ruthmong should become a forex trader
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/07%20july%20day.jpg%20/ 5 years throwing tantrums over getting to wear the OP hatscreaming
>>78284307I didn't know there were trees in the UK
>>78284679Only two so far, both from BBC. Complaining they can't afford sprogs yet some unemployed single mum pumps out one every 9 months just fine.
>>78284708a spammer thinks having a thread to go to and avoid the spam thinks its a gimmick le shocked Pikachu face
>>78284706Lad no. Please don't think that way about her. She's not like those trash girls who use their bodies for views.
>>78284750What's her channel name? She's very cute.
>>78284750She has such pert little tits. Something sexy about a slut who acts all slutty but doesn't have the knickers for it. Like she has to work extra hard to make up for her buds.
She needs a bigger house so she doesn't have to put the ironing board in her living room.
>>78284786What's her YouTube then? Post it (you won't).
>>78284654mogs them nerdy bookworm asmr bints with her breasts. a real woman. sex fucking sells de lid.
>>78284794That's Laurel dreams how new r u lad
Crossmong screaming at his imaginary enemies
>>78284740Yea thats wild haha....... neway give me a kiss big man
>>78284786Very grim how small modern apartments and flats are in this country. Must've been a shock for her.
All ASMR does is give me a massive erection.
>>78284829your bedroom will be scruffier
>>78284850Have you forgiven her now. I thought she said something to upset you
>>78284850True lad. I don't find the time to clean it and I don't see the point. It is not a huge deal for me and don't get ill.
>>78284849You must be watching the slutty ones. I just like judging them.
>>78284881these are ruthlad, not me>>78284829>>78284887
Done me fourth spaffington in
>>78284800Lauren has amazing natural breasts. Sadly we'll never get to see them.
A dutch man once told me "If you're not dutch, you ain't much son"I've concluded that he's right. Words of wisdom.
Pharmacy spamming me again. I guess we war of attrition now
why you lads making fun of my laurel
Sprogless pharma wagies shall hold my meds until 2025 if I so please. Nothing legally says I have to go at any specific time.
>>78284916We'll never see hers either because she doesn't have any.
fuck britfeel cheers x
>>78284881She doesn't upset me anymore. She's actually a nice lass. Maybe I just misinterpret things.
>>78284986you grim cunt
>>78284986Both those cocks are brown
>>78284986You searched for this image. Browsed through various options. Selected this image. Clicked 'Download Image'. Went to /britfeel/. Wrote 'fuck britfeel cheers x'. Uploaded the file from your phone. Completed the captcha. Clicked submit.Why?
Grown men saving photos of dicks to get their (you)'s.
BNWOposter has quit the thread in shame
>>78285002while Jen Zeeboss is obviously the hottest, there is something to be said for 5'3"I like her
>>78285010The same as any porn posters, to get attention from other men
Britfeel is gay lmao x
>>78285010White bepis small blag bepis big nd he made u look so it epic win xDd
>>78284986perhaps that black gentleman could start a regiment of moisturizing his penis, it looks rather parched
I may now officially add [redacted] to my official "list of incredibly traumatic shit that happened to me since [redacted]"Lovely reallyJust lovely
>>78285002seems off that you can do the itty bitty titties bit, even if it's about yourself. HR nightmare in any real place of work
>>78285043Hope things improve for you de lad
Based eurostar arsonist causing disruption for 800,000 Olympic travellers.
>>78285051I can see how you'd think that's a nightmare if you've never worked in that environment. Women talk about their tits all the time.
>>78284971She has nice puffy areolas though.
>>78285038But the small Dennis is black in that pic
>>78285067i've worked in an office for 6 years. It's not the talking about it that's the problem, it's putting it online when representing the company that's the issue.
get a job and get laid freaks cheers and gone x
>>78285081Can't tell which company it is though
>>78285086Hello mr flad x
>>78285074Very nice those in that white top.
>>78285091the original video was posted by the company themselves
Damn I really thought flad had roped. It's the hope that kills you.
>>78285114So further evidence that it isn't a problem to them
>>78285098my lovely lad <3. X
>>78285062Rumour has it that the Apustajan Liberation Front was responsible. Frosty's Apu has been arrested and brought in for questioning by French police.
So many chink tourists getting groidpilled in Paris rn
>>78284770>slutShe isn't a slut and she is a lot more confident with accepting herself as she is. She is better than most girls when it comes to fashion. You are below her.
>>78285116Very sad news indeed.
Roight den. Fuck it, this isn't going anywhere for now
fuck the britfeel
>>78285140You sure it isn't black people stealing copper? There's a lot of black people over there.
Had to return my fucking Aztec Apu. Spacca designates them as a heritage breed and thus not suitable for average ownership. They recompense me with a Cheshireshire Cookin' Apu but its nowhere near the same. He's been busy filling my fridge up with ready meals since the moment he arrived but he isn't much for small talk, I really wish he was more frenly but the lunch he made for me just now has been out this world. That crispy pancake oozing with exotic Dutch and French cheese, it dripping with bechamel.It really worth subscribing to a Fren Package from SPACCA de lads. There's thousands of Frens who've never known a home. You could give it to them xxx.
>>78285140It not rite what happen to that fren. Went completely off the rails (no pun intended) since frosty's passing.
Pulling an alldayer lads. Need to fix this sleep pattern. Depressing getting up at midnight.
>>78285172You also need to get a job
>>78285163tell him to put some clothes on for a start
>>78285189I'm not working a shitty job for minimum wage. I don't need to make myself anymore depressed.
>>78285172Sleep now nd have a wee drink at night time for more sleepy time>I can't it's impossible xyzUr mum have booze raid the cupboard
Every singe day the womfiest of frens are met with the cruellest of judgments.Without a hope or a home they linger by the side of convenience shops and off licences.>>78285196Sometimes they can't afford clothes. Those frogs are four times as hungry as us. They'd rather get a quarter pounder wurger than a paid of shoes. It's why they need owners. It not right how many feral Apus are out there begging for a warm bed.The SPACCA shelters are FULL. It's up to Feel Street to adopt one of the lids and to save them from the factories or the QMEE Farms.
>>78285131Hope you're having an easy day at work mate x <3
>>78285207I don't do naps. When I go to sleep I expect a full, uninterrupted natural sleep. No alarms.
Really feel like giving a certain some1 a talking to before he go away on weekend trip bt maybe I leave it. It doesn't feel good to leave it but what I get out of venting it either. I can't win. Its far far from over though.
>>78285216People who nap live longer.We all love little 90 min sleep in our life.
>>78285218yeah lad you stay here and post your power fantasies
>>78285224People who don't rely on alarm clocks also live longer.
I hold grudges for life. I forgave *** but only in my heart not in action yet. But this is a new battle. I like having enemies desu. Need a few on the go or I'm bored. Ngl >WW2S
>>78285213you too mr Angela lad just dossing in warehouse today letting all th deanos do hard graft whilst I play on me phone I got extra needs I need downtime case worker says so love you x
Got some updates for GNU/Linux. Lovely. Will be applying those updates now.
https://youtu.be/6en8ooqnZYo even men of peace got their limits Just saying
Scottish freak ips should be banned from britfeel just saying x
>>78285256He not a man to mess with desu.You wouldn't want to fuck with him or the SeasideARMY.They got his back.
>>78285236Fridays are for taking it easy imo! Not at work myself just been catching up on my porn backlog. It's a hard life sometimes de lad x
>>78285294porn backlog is for you and it is for me but it might not be for some people but it is for us x
8 years manaslaughter. Out after 5 years. So get in there.
>>78285299Come on discord later mate we'll have a cheeky catch up x
26 thousand photos of porn on the phone
>>78285320good shout Angela lad will drop you a line laterz xx
>>78284986If my wife or girlfriend wanted to hold up my cock next to a black man's cock, I'd simply tell her I'm not interested in that at all.
>>78285271Wish scotfeel didn't fail as miserably as it did.
HIS LIVE !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVK3RkyD8-s&ab_channel=seasideMARKCooking his Curtis Butchers steak a little bit longer isn't it? He certainly is. And it's lush. Ohhh yes nice bit of steak in the airfryer.
Just took an hour out to shag the wife. What the heck am I returning to?
>>78285382Not to sound creepy but being a completely sex starved lad can you share any details of how she was during the hour?
>>78285394A bit bored and disappointed looking to be honest.
0 porn photos on my phone
>>78285377He's going to poison himself. That steak was in the freezer like two hours ago it's not even defrosted.
>>78285394She just finished a job interview and decided to take a shower to wash off her nervous sweat, so I joined her. Had some fun in the shower. Got out, ate her out to two orgasms. Then we fucked like rabbits all around the room. Safe day so finished inside. Lovely little interlude to the day.
>>78285417this is a good thing imagine him live streaming as he died great stuff x
>spaz out n make a dogs dinner of things>apologise explain I have autism >all forgiven
>>78285417We can only hope *crosses fingers*
>>78285429make another seaside update post you fucking mong
Discriminate against moi? The queen?
>>78285417You can cook steak from frozen. It's fucking pointless to buy good fresh steak just to freeze it.
>>78285442I'm going to goon over you today, lad.
>>78285419Are you white or black?
Drinking tonight de lids.Haven't drank in a month, so my tolerance should be very low.Looking forward to it.See you lads later.It will be Lush and I mean Lush
>>78285419Kinell now I feel even more sex starved but thanks for sharing.
>>78285458Why does that matter lol?>>78285464Fair enough. I recommend some porn though desu.
>>78285446Pointless to freeze it, and then to chuck in the air fryer of all places. Who the fuck cooks steak in an oven??
>>78285460Coooorrrrrr so you can get the equivalent amount of drunk from two or three drinks as you normally would from five or six. Wonderful plan lad!
>>78285478Retarded mongs with half their brain rotted out. Are you really just now realising that SSM is a cretin?
>>78285478Mark does. You could feed him dogfood though and he'd be as happy as a helper in nappies.
>>78285478>>78285485He cooks bacon in the air fryer as well. Never cleans it either. And guess what? It's fucking lush.
This is the towel he uses to wipe his arse in the sink. He'll be drying his hands with it later.
Mum bring me bacon buppy i was in a weird mood nd i said put an egg in there too bt i kinda regret it. Taste weird de lads but its alright>>78285460Get in
>>78285472>Why does that matter lol?You fuck like a black man, by the sounds of things. Never heard of a white man giving a woman an orgasm let alone two.
>>78285478Mongs that can't cook a steak. Plus what these lads said >>78285485>>78285488
>>78285496Never heard of a black man eating out a woman either. They think it's nasty. Very selfish beings they are. That's why there's so many single black mothers.
ASMR is purely sexual there's no doubt about it.
I do actually find it offensive that mark is allowed to exist in the state he does. That alone is enough to revile and anger me. The fact that it's my taxes enabling it is just salt on the wound.
>>78285514He's not real mate. SSM is an ai.
>>78285514There are bigger mongs than him out there your tax is going to. Stupid thing to say anyway, your tax goes to a lot of stuff and Mark pays VAT on anything he buys. It's all a meme anyway. Money is just funnelled round and round.
>>78285533hhl life is funded by mongs like you though aint it lmao x
>>78285538What are you on about? What is happening?
>>78285538Someone has to pay for his nappies lad. You can't have him out pissing and shitting himself everywhere. Taxpayer has to step in. It's a public health issue.
Helper can't use a toilet because he was bummed by a postman as a wee lad. They call it Letterbox Arse.
>>78285548>>78285545>boohoo yeah das right wagie you fund hhls lifestyle mate get back to work lmao x
>I do actually find it offensiveDo you aye
A perfect butcher's steak chucked in the air fryer for 30 minutes. What a waste. Like giving a poofter a voucher for the brothel.
Finished work at 1 today. It's a hard life but someone has to keep helper in nappies
Might pick up a prossie in my shitty kia tonight.
>>78285576It's very mark of him though to waste his money
Feels good being up to date on SSM's freezer
>>78285602Looks like someone dug up a grave.
>>78285602ssms freezer is grim
>>78285602looks like a freezer/bin hybrid
>>78285602Trolls giving out black eyes at the food bank for the last irn bru bar
>>78285655Not had an irn bru bar in age.
love Kstew x
Preferred Dan bars myself. Basically the same thing however.
will be taking the little afternoon stroll in about in about an hour dee lads. lush x4
me? i think ive got it sussed
Ever look @ the clock nd its eg 14:44
Ssm like a kid buying that MacBook.Grand in the bank and he sinks 800 and change on a laptop. Madman.
>>78285724He spent 20 minutes shouting at himself to buy it so that he wouldn't gamble the money. Those bookies are not right for what they did to him
>>78285717Not where i live x
>>78285724Will be sold by the end of next week for around 300-400Dosser logic is hard to figure out
SNIFF THIS x
>>78285736>Will be sold by the end of next week for around 300-400Another big SSM event for SSMongs to be amused at, again
>>78285767Much prefer nylon soles tbqh
>>78285734Where u Iive
Government overreach
who are we blaming for setting the french railways on fire? from what ive been reading about 75% of folk are blaming the religion of peace and most of the others are blaming putin
>>78285736Yeah instead of getting a full refund within 14 days hel sell it after 15 for 380 squids
>>78285805Saw a bunch of athletes had their cars robbed. 100% darkies Railways? Fuck knows. Probably a bunch of white eco lefties
>>78285805Chika climbed the Eiffel Tower and his bald head had a magnifying effect and sent rays of flame all over the train lines.
Stalking girls on Facebook from school I haven't seen in over 10 years and leaving creepy messages on their photos. Really gets me off. Using a fake profile I set up, I'm not stupid. Used a Chad photo and created the perfect profile. They're all whores so of course they see the photo and accept the requests.
Gonna buy a laptop. Budget is around 800 quid. Any suggestions for one? Would like to do some gaming on it but nothing too intense, intense gaming will be on PC.
>>78285824Corr just like the Archimedes death ray.
Two fat benders live on my street. See them walking past sometimes holding hands. Can't imagine them two fat fucks fucking one another.
>>78285809A full refund would be no use lad. Then he'd be right back to square one.
>>78285840I doubt you do this. It's actually just a sad fantasy.
>>78285864Why are you trying to imagine them fucking each other? Sounds like you might be a bit of a homo yourself lad.
>>78285871Nah, I do do it. Simple as. It's not hard and it's not like they can find out who I am. Even sent some pictures of my cock. I used to flash all the time on Omegle as well.
Its a chat room where u masturbate......might get on there nd get my pencil out tonight...do a few masturbates on there..yep
Ibiza house classics for the drive home pack of beers in ze fridge yeah fookin noice that x
>>78284384>being a lawn cucklol
>>78285917I used to do it for hours until I landed on a woman who would laugh at me and encourage me. Took all night sometimes until it happened but it would eventually. I'd cum buckets.
>>78285897I'll be brutally honest and say that I don't believe you. It seems like the sad fantasy of a completely impotent man. Like something Ruthmong would say.
>>7828442850p in the larpjar please
>>78285924>being a lawn cuckwtf does that even mean mongo?
>>78285922I'd fuck her after scoffing down a few pints tbqhwy
lookin for the golden nugget muh lidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BToAZhcv60
>>78285929You have no idea the lengths I'll go to to get off, little lad. If something so mundane is just a fantasy to you then you need to get out more.
getting into armpits recently
For me? It's handjob videos where the woman is not fully naked and her tits in her bra are visible and nice and juicy and plump.
>>78285956I've always enjoyed a ripe pair of pits
>>78285956i like a nice flat tummy desu
I need a shit but don't want to be in the bathroom when Amazon delivers my Godzilla box set as it needs signed for.
>>78285968Do the Amazon drivers know about your DVD habits?
>>78285974No idea, lad... why would they? Unless they open my packages they don't know what they are.
>>78284572Buying 15 quid steak and nuking it to death in a filthy, crappy airfryer.
>>78285981he likes it a little longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP6Ss3_nUXcBAREFOOT GIRLS PART 6 IS UP
>>78285989going to give that a nice watch later on, been considering a cheeky friday or saturday nightwalk around manchester soon aswell
>>78285960Suspect lads that need m*sturbation material to be fully nude dont have internal monologue
>>78285938Being such a domesticated, emasculated cuck to the point that you care about not only your lawn (lol) but also other peoples. Same kind of cretin who would ring the housing association if someone dared to make a part of their garden a hotspot for bees and other critters. On par with the DIY cucks who spend their time doing little jobs around the house for their little wifey like a good little hubby. Happy wife, happy life, m i rite lads, waheyCuck
>>78286021Haha well done lad. You've told that lawn cuck!
>tfw astroturf chadtechnically its the landlords but it might aswell be mine
Can't even hold a conversation with family I'm that dull.
>>78286021>>>78285938(You)>>78286021Didn't read x
has a fit girl ever messaged you first or started a conversation? how did that go?
>>78286036>Asks a question>Pretends he didn't read the answer because he didn't like what it saidTypical lawn cuck behaviour. Go and trim your edgings little man.
>>78286054yeah it died in about 5 messages
Wanna get high me
>>78286054A handful of times yeah. I never managed to turn it into anything because I was so shocked.It always happened when I was definitely not looking for anything too. One time it was when I'd just met a nice girl and we were in the process of getting together. This seemed to make a lot of other girls come out of the woodwork. Also once when I was moving to a different city. In my last two weeks there I was approached by women twice, after never being approached ever in the previous years.
seasideMARK is live in garden drinking beer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34-ExzlgJbo
Mowing my own lawn? Could never be me.
Might move 2 bant fred when I start drinking poor little ded fred
HIS LIVE IN GARDENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAcS_kxL6g
>>78286147alri crosslid*raises kopparberg mixed fruit cider*
I'll be doing ANYTHING I can to get Kamala Harris elected as President of the United States of America.
Cutting it right down fir august just 1 last weekend on the piss for ny bad nerves
>>78286161t. Deep state
>>78286177No, I actually have nothing to do with politics. I'm just bored and looking for something to dedicate my time to, and I've hit on that as a goal.
>>78286090I mow 100 acres every week for 45+ hours>t.golf course wagie (professional Mexican)
>800 quid macshite laptop from cexhonestly at this point he'd be better off giving it t'bookies
I could walk into any pub I choose this evening nd get a round in for the first table of Friday wagies I see. Ill wait til they're done nd politely inform them that was all courtesy of you cus im on that pip. How they feel about that one. Nothing stopping me from doing this and filming the whole thing. I cojld be big on youtubes if I wasn't disabled.
>>78286202most sensible thing you have said all year mate
>>78286210If you weren't disabled you wouldn't be on PIP though so it wouldn't work.
>>78286210Lad that is so fucking retarded i cant even think of a reply
>>78286210Here's how it would go:>C-c-can I get you lads a drink? What do you want? I'll g-g-get a round in for you.>Nah you're alright pal.>N-n-no really, I want to get you a drink>It's ok pal, enjoy your night eh?And then you'd have to just walk away because these people are terrified that accepting a drink from you would mean they'd have to interact with you further.
Im going to walk into a private golf clubhouse and call them all wankers and get thrown out and film it
I'm going to walk up to a group of people who are happier and better off than me. I'll say something to turn the tables and act like I'm superior to them, but all I'll do is draw attention to the fact that they're functional adults and I'm not.
>>78286264Do it in a few months lad and pick some mushrooms on the way
my racism isnt because im an uneducated paranoid scottish mong who still lives with mummy its because if I dont spend my time online 16 hours a day getting mad and hyper focused on things I cant control than I would have to face the reality that my life is a failure.
>>78286263Not that lad, but you appear to be hallucinating lad. You are talking to someone you believe is there but in reality isn't.
>>78286202Blooter the whole lot on red in the casino.
World of Warcraft is so fucking lame how they just want to boost new players to endgame raids. Fuck lore and story and having fun, just do raids over and over de lad.
>>78286298This is pretty much it. Don't get me wrong, there are obviously legitimate grounds to not want your country turned into a multiethnic hellhole, but for the most part 'racists' are just fucking useless feckless social rejects.
beer and porn the working mans weekend
>>78286313HHL will hate this lad hope he doesnt see it also you pay for his nappies so get in deeeer
NEW LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTVpsNXE_xM
Wagies pay for his webabs and wappies
you see that lads he posted the HIS LIVE again. isnt he cute!!!
went for a walk and came to the conclusion that outside is nice
>Matt fuze Your making me jealous I have got to go back to work until 11 tonightEven Seasidearmy works. Whats YOUR accuse anon?
once you realise the scottish freak is behind 90 percent of the spam on here and has been for years. well you give up at that point. what can you do to beat someone who has no life.
Kinda wanna drink desu
SSM is gonna have 10 pints tonightlet's join him de lids
swanny vs. scottish freak
love for my own personal gain. One of the few things that really makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>78286374Hope he has another meltdown
wagies traded this for boxrooms, meal deals, and wogs
Alcoholics are fucking hilarious, you can already tell by his good mood that tonight is going to end in fucking disaster
AB uploading in DJ's 4pm slot. Clever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuglBaz7OkE
>>78286395and its lushlove a Marky meltdownx
>>78286374Might send SSM some money for a Monsoons
>>78286395and you're here to watch every minute
>>78286405utter demonic thumbnail
>>78286394I could build that
>>78286416Nah lad im going to fuck off out in a bit, you can give me a QRD tomorrow sure
Going to head for a few hours kip. See you all later.
>>78286422>Nah lad im going to fuck off out in a bitwhy are you lying?
>I've come into some money mate>Don't you worry about that fucker What has he sold now?
help me face is falling off
did he get some inheritance or something? why is he looking at 6000+ quid bikes?
>>78286428Im not lad, i know its hard to believe but we dont all sit glued to this fucking basket weaving forum 24/7
how can a man on basic universal credit afford to import fancy harley davidson bikes from the states?>>78286421most of us can but our land has been stolen from us
He's thinking about getting a motorbike now kek
>>78286446well he'll sell it 3 weeks later for 3500, so the bikes are on sale really if you think about it
>>78286448>>78286450Absolutely seething at are Mark today! Phwoar!
He a millionaire but he's keeping it private
>SSM on a motorbikeAt least it would be a quick death , probably at the end of the street lmao
>>78286448>>78286450He'll have trouble selling that to CEX
>>78286448>>78286450It will be down CEX on monday morning
>>78286331SSM>What are you doing tonight guys, going out? No Mark they'll be sat in watching you drink like the britfeel mongs lmfao
Diesel claim came through I reckon.
Drunk-buying a motorbike on eBay. We've all been there
on about an Omega watch anorl. Where's this windfall of cash coming from?
Loving the motorbike saga already
>>78286447Peculiar that you feel the need to lie on something that is anonymous.
Friday night in alone watching seasideMARK drink, and gossiping about what's he's going to buy and where he gets his money from is it king?
the ben shermans are coming out
He'll be buying a nice Omega divers watch soon lads. You just WATCH
He meeting 'elen
Lads does anyone have a drinking update about Tim Eldridge?
According to the SSME discord, Helen got her diesel claim and gave him some
Macbook, motorbike, watch, a few jars with his birdhe living the life dee lads
>>78286580>Macbook, motorbike, watch, a few jars with his bird>he living the life dee ladsand wagies are still at work to pay for it haha
I've been downloading SSM videos all week so when the wife and kids head off the her parents for a week this weekend I'll finally be able to catch up in peace. Can't blooming wait.
Home alone int IStir fry all de way all de wayThen try get closer to finishing Witcha 2 I sink
SSM getting the train to Edinburgh to pick up his new Harley-Davidson Fat boy
just had an autistic "stimming" moment. Like a fucking dog when they get too excited. Fucking deary me
Would be funny cuz you know the bike would end up getting stolen before he could sell it at a loss
Not drinking. Resisting the monkey brain. Cup of good coffee instead.Almost poured the vodka too but thought fuck it.
Imagining Mark shit piss stumbling fucking drunk decide to "take the bug but buh bike for a spin deee liiiiiddddssss!"
>>78286724pour it down the sink lad the vodka
>>78286747>oh this is lush>well it's like riding a bike isn't it?x100
Why are Redditors so bloodthirsty when it comes to Russians? Boggles the mind.
motorbike lush
>>78284562makes me kek every time. He was 10 pints in at this pointhttps://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1721059386907671.webm
Things get strange when he has more than 9 pints
>>78286767Thanks lad, a good idea but not mine to get rid of.Gunna play a game and forget about it.Anyone played unsighted?
Need 2 get few cans inKeep it private cause the mass reporter ittI feel his devious presence Sitting giddy on a Friday night about grassing on lads
only set his fucking smoke alarm off. Had me howling watching that live
>>78286821>not mine to get rid of.whos is it
I take shot of jd nd half pint of pip nd make it top rate
>>78286829you're not the first personality to be banned for avatarfagging and you won't be the last, some of the cretins here get off on it, sad cowardly men irl
>>78286832My partner. Rum more my thing over vodka tbqhwy
>"spiritually minded">basically atheist that talks about death nd only living once as a cope to drink alcoholNot hating though
>>78286405AB arrested. Not fucking right. Useless fucking pigs never investigate properly.
I need bottle opener for 4x posher beers no stellas tonight no more cans. Taste better in a bottle. Wonder if tesco has bottle opener.
>>78287003SPIRITually minded
On that historical welpergrind me.
>>78287025Use a lighter or the end of a piece of cutlery. Easy once you get the hang of it. All about speed
He's not even wrong. 50yo basically normal health boozing KFC red meat all that shite. I got a skinny wagie uncle with heart stents around same age. What's it all about.
>>78287076He's out of breath at the slightest of things. Be real his health is atrocious.Making it to 50 hasn't been an achievement since the 16th century.
Oh dear. You're drinking alone in your room again. Oooooh dear.
>>78287119Imagine being 50, life so boring by then. Seen it all done it all. Its all a rerun de lad groundhog day. Life is so fucking short man. Best to just pack it in.
>>78287137That applies to mark down to the letter.He's been in groundhog day for over a decade.
What are you drinking? You having a beer? You having a cider? Having a nice glass of wine? Get it down ya.
>See photos of lifeless children being pulled from rubbleFeel mildly uncomfortable>see mass execution videos"bit grim innit">Get sent puppy torture videoFeel the most, i have to click away and i feel a bit angry 5 minutes>Girlfriend sends me a voice note asking for emotional supportFeeling physically sick, dry heave over the toilet, have to walk into the other room to scream, pulling out my hair
Something on telly last night aboit old shops while I was drinking wine with mum nd I got in my thoughts nd really hit me life hasn't got much better than whenever I got pokemon red in woolworths, I done stuff since then bt desu its all just monochrome shite compared to how I feel thinking bout those old days. Yea such and such was fun as adult but desu majority of the days surrounding it was trudging through garbage rhen you get it nd feel pressure to enjoy it and then it's fucking over not long after anyway. So i have 2 imagine uf yiure 50 things feel even more 4x shiter and boring. Like its all been done. Bindun. Seen it. Chasing the dragon of sth rhat wont come back. So get in there
Spotted a desperate HHL type.https://reddit.com/r/AskUK/duplicates/1ecm2hq/how_can_i_turn_my_life_around/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQGOlawi6n0LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
>>78287222Comments made me seethe. They have no idea what they're talking about. HATE NORMIES SO MUC
>>78287017Quickly de-arrested when the mongs couldn't pin anything on him.
>>78287256Tyrants still. They always go all the way with me.
>>78287242Yeah just go to the gym lad and all your problems will be solved. Oh and get a job ...any job despite having no employment for years.
Normoids won't let me b myself. I like my own company. So what. Its not a neet thing. When I had job it was the same. A bit less bt it happened. Why u don't go out, why you go work then room then work. What the fudge. Bc i want to. I dont enjoy that shit. So what. I don't tell anyone else what to do. Fuck fufkign sake. Need carer for me autism. My only coping strategy now drink and smoke to death.
>>78287222He should get on packet
It's a nice bike.
They think they clueing me into a trick honestlt like am special needs if you don't do xyz you'll regret life passing by am like ?? U think maybe after all this time perhaps I know myself enough to know I dont like that shit. Fudge you. Every1 else knows better I guess. Kek i piss on your normie life
Now do the funny personality switch
Life v short nd am not here to take advice from a nonce. I go shopping 4 bottle opener
remembered this and had a chucklehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxzONeK1OwQ
Corrfinkin bout goin on that wappy grind like me old mate HHLwe LOVE nappy wappy grindin wunderland
Do the 1 where you swoop in like graham from jeremy kyle n sum up everything I said in your pithy 5 sentence psychoanalysis cus u know how ppl tick more than anyone fucking dullard nonce
>mongoloid starts talking>everyone else leavesmany such cases
Mum's bringing back fast food for her longterm unemployed mentally ill manchild son. Easy life this. Don't want that hard wagie life with no gf when I can have this for as long as possible.
hmm today i will walk 5000 steps in one direction, then turn around and walk home. Very fun evening for me
The wagie will be making my double big mac. Thank you wagie.
Watching the Wolympics opening ceremony corr
>>78287698Not surprised you can't afford a decent meal spackerlad.
>>78287703Should've put the Refugee team on a dinghy kek
There's no wooking on Fridays little lid.
