Post-MySQL crash EditionITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting/avatarfagging belong in the nonexistent /nah/ thread.Past happenings: https://wiki.bibanon.org/4chan/HistorySee how active 4chan boards are in real time: https://4stats.ioSearch 4chan: https://find.4chan.org & https://boards.4chan.org/searchPublic ban archives: http://185.10.69.107:1776/ (4bans) & https://hiddenservice.cc/bans (IPv6 only)Enhance your 4chan Archive Experience: https://rentry.org/FooIFuuka_UserscriptsHow to access IRC and contact the mods: >>>/qa/1690512Previous thread: >>78360437
>>78488722IMPORTANT HAPPENING: i got a funny looking captcha hehe it looks like stogie
hong kong 97
>connection errorit's happening for me again
/r9k/ is an OC board. did you miserable faggots get kicked off /b/ yet?
>>78489779>/b/Sir, this isn't a porn general
>>78489779>/r9k/ is an OC board
>>>/g/101890786Why are the /g/ mods like this?
>>78489779>/r9k/ is an OC boardlmao
>>78489858>blatantly offtopic thread
>>78489882It should have been deleted for being a tech support thread. If the thread is allowed, the mod should not have deleted the image.
>>78489927>keeping a blatant footfag image up
>>>/v/685531539/v/ is attempting to play a video game.
>>>/toy/11111111funko win
>>78490980A topical troll get is certainly better than the two wojaks it's sandwiched by.
i love these 4chan movies! these where like pre "webms from 4chan" but better!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgm5rUpgUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_v184c0qN8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkD40hjfpiIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRF3k7wrZLkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EAPqvrk8jAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE_pZM3H73khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c89J2nqN1e4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3YpYWYGtdYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyq1MsbaiTkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5BIJazvBqghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WIs6GYSRc8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkiYY4uG2SIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pHT2pgIdT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUQO6jxKIBchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n2kSaj10xAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRgYdXpx1qYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3WcOGtlrQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujPnYbbiPOghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRcbZ-Brwd4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiI1JXCunhYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmc6nVlnRoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp5zW8gxRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbEaFXqZ5cghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_qvlP7z-gAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohD65QU-Xuchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7jY-YG25bEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSXkiAwIrTUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVH2i6nvjsMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_OIXfkXEj0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUc7cUz8SAghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7nm3JYiGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_ssVwcZgEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdiPW8ICorghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3WcOGtlrQwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15KM83SAzxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iunHUojjd3oand who could forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgm5rUpgUs
4chan's time is running out!
>>78491798Why would it? sdf
images don't load on any page of 4chan, and only on 4chan. EVERY image posted reads as 404 unless I open it in a new tab. What the fuck is going on?
>>78491798https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem#Solutions>Java's use of 64-bit long integers everywhere to represent time as "milliseconds since 1 January 1970" will work correctly for the next 292 million years. 4chan will be rewritten in Java
>>78491861is your adblocker fucking up?works on my machinesometimes it does this for me if my internet is very laggy. all signs point to it being a you issue
>>784918654chan is already running on a 64 bit OS, there's no problem here.
>>78491798Massive image swap glitch incoming.
>>78491861Enter the webdev debugger with F12, check network tab.
>>78491846>:(4chan won't be able to use unix timestamps therefore = no 4chan stupid>>78491861just you? works on my machine>>78491865picrel its all coming together
>>>/b/922876515rare people interacting with non porn thread on b
>>78492038I don't know if you're running a retarded meme or whether you actually are retarded, but again for the slow and retarded: every fucking Linux that isn't embedded shit is 64 bit and has 64 bit timestamps even for fairly legacy functions like time().Now kill yourself annoying retard.
>>784921714chan servers are run on a bunch of mac minis which are 32 bit
>>78492217It's not 2008 anymore, fucking faggot rertard moron.
>>78491889don't think so, uninstalled the adblocker I had and re-installed, now I get ads on youtube and twitter and everywhere else. >>78492027it's always something. I hate this. I think it has something to do with the Windows updates to antivirus that came out yesterday.
>>78492250>he doesn't knowsee picrel
>>78491019jesus they really suck
>>78492287The last macOS with 32 bit support was released 2009. A 2020 mac mini, especially a fucking ARM one, is always 64 bit, you mouth breathing piss stained pants fucking retard.>using mac minis for serversAlso fucking lol at these incompetent morons if that's true.
>>78492287does anyone remember what years it was run on mac minis? in the 2007 4chan panel moot said it was hosted on a dell server
Believe all shitposting.
no a hap but just though this was funny
>>78492338>if that's trueit isn't
>>78492651At least they actually posted it. But sure, most likely shitposting. Who runs macOS servers?https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/82105896/#82107781
weird string of posts in a random /b/ thread??
/g/ happening: github shitting itself
>>78492742https://archived.moe/b/thread/917277821/#q917281875/b/ cow drama, not a happening or issue unless the cow in question makes it a problem
Interesting /lgbt/ thread. Op (who I'm assuming is a man) is cheated on by his trans wife. He goes no contact and ghosts her, and as he is filling out divorce paperwork, he is reached by her through a friend and the cheater is begging to be kept on his insurance so that she can get facial feminization surgery. OP is so pathetic that he is considering it. Thread is divided.
>>78492902link thread so I can laugh at everyone involved.
>>78492902fucking link it fag!
/b/tard narcs on other /b/tard>>>/b/922886492
>>78492958>>78492959>>>/lgbt/36894823
>>78492972Based. Fuck criminals.
>>78493068i agree especially rape related but the OP is being kinda a faggot about it
>>78492972>/b/tard narcs on other /b/tardtl;dr?
>>78493480a guy said he was considering fake testimony in a friend's rape trial and OP snitched to the guy's local law enforcement
>the 2huweab is back
>>78494073He's still obsessed huh?
>>78494073It's gone now. Hail kek and Trumpflare.
>>78494238Splendid, kikes days are over
>>78494086Who, the /qa2/ tard?
numbers on /a/ >>>/a/269888888
>>78491366same, this stuff was my introduction to 4chan
Here, have a bump. It's free.
>>78495402First one's always free. Then you need another. And another. And another...
happening: >>>/toy/11112893
>>78496780this is a jumpscare on the second loop of the webm a spider jumps towards the camera this is not a happening
>>78496811>jumpscareI was neither scared nor did I jump. Boring webm. It would have been fun if he had smashed the lamp on the wall.
>>78496811hey thinking of interesting things to bump this thread with isn't easy alright
>>78489779Do you even know what is posted on/b/
>>78496811why ruin it? do you know how many heart attacks just got missed out on?
>>78491366Yay, I remember these. Specially the first/last oneI really would like a genuine 4chan movie. Not something talking about qanon or the incel movement. Should it be another documentary with special interviews, but very casual and funny this time. Or unironically 4chan's version of the social network?
>>784980454chan's version of The Social Network would be the best, because of the surprising amount of important people moot knew and/or was friends with who could make for some hilarious cameos. Him talking casually with David Karp and then going off to meet Zuckerberg inbetween moderating /b/ would be the funniest thing ever.
>can't post threads on this IP address>can post posts>can post images
>>78499055probably targeting a ban evader who focused more on spamming the catalog with new threads than spamming posts in pre-existing threads
>>78498045The Antisocial Network isn't very good. The first part isn't terrible iv seen a lot worse introductory descriptions of 4chan and the appearance of Snacks was surprising! Biggest issue was the oldfags they picked out worked well for the message they are trying to push. The whole "we didn't down what we where doing, memes got out of hand and we had no idea what we where posting was going to radicalize people down the line". For the majority of oldfags back in the day doubt most of them gave a fuck. And of course there was the whole "internet makes people kill people". Its a little suspicious that they try to associate project chanology with the /pol/ situation of imageboards today.Its just weird how they try to include chanology as the turning point.tl;dr>blaming 4chan for the capital riots is retarded>blaming project chanology for the capital riots and qanon is retarded>kirtaner is annoying and an attentionfag>no mention of stormfront>no mention of r/The_Donald>didn't express the split between Anonymous and 4chan>it was all evil 4chan>imagboards == violence>visuals where retarded the whole evil anime blob with a mask.The whole "mysterious moot" shit was pretty funny though.
This FFXIV thread on /v/ was autosaged instantly >>>/v/685618363This one still survives but it's obvious honeypot shit so it's kinda slow and somebody's getting mad people would rather talk about anime in a thread with a bait OP >>>/v/685617617Sasuga, mod
>>78499131haven't seen the documentary and yeah the rest of that stuff sounds dumb, but how was chanology not a turning point? it was the first politically-motivated large scale action started from and initially conducted on 4chan, the hwndu and the /ghg/ people on /pol/ 100% want(ed) to be seen as the second coming of that. or do you mean because chanology discussion was banned after a few threads?
>>78499234>discussion was banned after a few threads?this was also something majorly left out! the only thing that got this was GG but qanon was framed like it was always allowed on 4chanI believe it as a turning point but not in the way they made it out in the documentary. I think my biggest issue was the trying to tie pools closed in with it too>a long chain of events led to this.using that logic the invention of computers is to blame!
>>78499131>>78499234>>78499275At least chanology suddenly made parts of /b/ political and thus 4chan was known for political activism. Didn't it also give rise to "Anonymous" as vigilante hacker group, which fights for justice or something? Which is funny because old /b/ was full of people fucking up people for the lulz. In part those hackers fight against what used to be core pastimes on /b/.
I'm getting 403 errors on images and thumbnails and I don't know what to do. Mobile works.
>>78499905embrace textboard!no picrel can harm you now! you are free
>>78499916>picrel>no pic is attached to any post in the conversarion, nor directly mentioned>there is no specific "pic" that is particularly "related" to anything heremfw I have no face
>>78499905hidden message
>>78500011i'm sure he'll be devastated
>>78500011if only he could know
since there's nowhere else to ask, how can I make the theme in 4chanX high contrast? what I mean is, how can I customize the colors on a theme like Tomorrow or Burichan?
>>78500362you can just play around with the css of the site, open settings, go to "advanced" and scroll to the bottom.i used to not like the default themes because the green was too light for me to read on my monitor, but i made this to make the green texts slightly darker and now they're way better than tomorrow/* Darker Green Text on Yotsubas, Futaba, and Burichan */:root.yotsuba blockquote > span.quote { color: #1d710b;}:root.yotsuba-b blockquote > span.quote { color: #1d710b;}:root.futaba blockquote > span.quote { color: #1d710b;}:root.burichan blockquote > span.quote { color: #1d710b;}/* Darker header */:root.yotsuba #header-bar { color: #6e0c0c;}:root.yotsuba-b #header-bar { color: #29369d;}:root.futaba #header-bar { color: #6e0c0c;}:root.burichan #header-bar { color: #29369d;}if you're confused and/or don't know css, just look at the style guide provided in the settings and fuck around with the page in inspect element until you get something that looks good for you.
>>78500425(i accidentally also copied the bit for making the header text slightly darker)
>>78500440What does the m stands for?
>>78500639Mammy
>>78500425I have no fucking idea. Maybe I should've learnt something useful in my life instead of being a NEET. IWTKMS.
>>78492651it's true. the mac minis. the java. all of it is true.
>>78501031moddy omg hii
>>78501031guys I found a happening
>>78501031>4chan is now run by IndiansThis is truly the end of days.
>>78501052please do the needful for free sirs
>>78501031OMG, MY POST IS ABOVE A MOD'S. I'M BASICALLY FAMOUS.
>>78501031henlo mod
>>78501031mod appearance
>>78501031HELLO MODS, I LOVE YOU <3
>>78501058bit rude of the mod to ignore your suicidal ideation though :(
>>78501031Oh look, it's the pathetic mod that is forced to lurk here, the most powerful thread in the history of the internet. Dance for us, mod, dance.
>>78501052everything is run by them these days
>>78501031>there really is a janny lurking /hap/Forgive me, mod-sama...
>>78501291>forced
>>78501031I HAVE BEEN SENT TO RAPE YOU! GIVE ME YOUR ASS!!!
>>78501031prepare to get raped
uh 'teens I got 'nished how do I 'vade without raping my router
>>78501679Just unplug the router and plug it in after 15 seconds o algo
>>78501031ZOMG! hi mod sama!
>>78501736YWNBAW ACK yourself trooon
>>78501031PREPARE YOUR ANUS, SPAWN OF SATAN
>>78501679alt+f4
>>78501742Go back to /trash/>>78501736You too
>>78501762We came from r/markiplier though
>>78501762the rage face spinoff is ""raiding"" us
>The "Laughing Rabbi" is an antisemitic dogwhistle used to mock traditional Jewish humor, originating from the secret /qa2/ board on 4chan.
>>78501807at least you know how to properly basedquote, by not giving me a (You).
>>78501797Oh so that's why this gay "I hate the antichrist" meme was posted >>78501747https://files.catbox.moe/6iulko.mp4>trying to stop groomers >by grooming kids lol
>>78501827>we actually managed to coopt the laughing rabbi from shills and kike invadersmy sides
>>78501845dafuq is that catbox
>>78501827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI9VsrYdixo
>>78501893This little thing>>78501840
Come on happenings happen faster
>>78502605keep an eye on /k/
>>78499131those guys were insufferable, especially that dork super hax0r larper taking credit for "anonymous". spiritual boomers who stopped thinking with their brains a long time ago, visibly butthurt because the contrarians kept being contrarian and now their beliefs are the establishment.they must have thought for a second that they had a good gig here with an impressionable personal army to manipulate as they wish. well, now they know they were wrong.
>>78501031Want to make out?
>>78501031whos mod now!?
FUCK YOUR PAGE NINE r9k HAP 4ever ANTISAGE
Nothing ever happens and that's a good thing
>>78501031Delete AI generals
*monch monch monch monch*
>>78503760care to explain your reasoning instead of being a little nippynew?
>>78503777are they not only a trash thing
>>78503804No, I choose not to. Whatever I post on this website is true and factual, unless I'm joking if course.
Page 10 nooooo
>>78504008No, they're absolutely not.
>>78501031just came back to this thread and almost jumped out of my chair
/trash/ having a melty
Late happening: soikikes tried to steal the 7777th GET on /qa2/ but thanks to the power of Meme Magic, it was instantly negated and it ended up being a magnificent one instead, commemorating Trump's victory and /qa2/'s impact on society, and they were freaking out over their loss. Maybe if they were smart enough to gather an assortment of kikespammers, they wouldn't have let this slide but since the onions spinoff is infested with kike shills and newfags, it was already too late for (((them))) and only a very few people participated.WE ARE UNSTUMPABLE.
>even a modpost isn't enough of a happening to sustain /hap/please let a proper happening transpire pleeeeease
>>78507214I'm willing to open up some free slots for art and content if you guys have any ideas.
NO MORE HAPPENINGS AFTER THIS POINT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43-PC13KawHAPPENING SLAUGHTER
>>78507234So you want to draw for us?
>>78507409Sure, would probably with the dry spell and would be a fun way to be constructive rather than destructive.
>>78507416Okay then, draw the mod making an appearance on the happenings thread. A day we will always remember...
>>78507214It's natural for such a thread. We don't need to flood it with empty, uninteresting posts. A bump every time it reaches page 10 is enough.
>>>/g/101918802sharty spam thread up for 7 hours. Good job tranitors
>>78507603/g/ is unmoderated. Only every couple of hours someone appears to delete anime image from some OPs, deletes some racist posts, and sometimes even images of real life underage girls.
>>78507603>7 hoursyou are like little babywatch this>>>/i/790589this sharty thread has been up for 11 days.as bad as the big boards are at least there's mods there more than once a month.
>>78507667>11/i/ could literally become an invasion board and nobody would know
>>785074341/3 inbound submissions.
>>785080782/3 Spin version
>>785080833/3 Transparent version
>>78508078>>78508083>>78508089Thanks anon! They look awesome
>the only communication we had with the mods in years is confirming that they're mouth breathing tech illiterates
>>78508078>>78508083>>78508089nice this is great anon! love to see the OC!next request draw r9k celebrating the mod while trash is pissed>>78508628stay mad>>78500832
>>785088081 of 3 submissions inbound.
>>785093462/3 submissions
>>785093523/3 this is a joke that most users won't get.
>>78509346>>78509352should have made the other one the /trash/ thread instead of /nah/
>>78509469to be fair, the /trash/ one is pretty much /nah/ without the official title.
>>78508628they also moved a thread to /qa/ after i suggested it :^)
>>>/v/685706501/tg/ is leaking (and that's a good thing!)
>>>/mlp/41324989>>>/mlp/41320363Storyboards
>>78507438that's true, but this is pretty much the only thread i monitor nowadays so the slowness is more noticeable for me
>>78510394same hap is probably my favorite thread on 4chan and its good to see some OC being made now >>78508078 >>78509346
gamergate started 10 years ago
>>78501031is there even IB software written in java?>god i hope not
>>78510615what an awful period of the site
>>78510817it never ended
>>78510897i hate it so goddamned muchgangweed joker memes should have lasted longer, it was the last gasp of taking the piss about ourselves
>>78510999better than wojacks i guesswill they ever truly die?
>>78491366Based SI= remover from youtube links. This is an anon we can trust
>>78511315They will turn into something even the original jak fans and creators will hate.
>>78511315doomed to the same fate as frogs
>>78510615honestly i wonder why gamergate took off so hard on /v/, but comicsgate has always been dead in the water on /co/. i assume because nobody on /co/ reads comics?
>>78512056gamergate had the perfect storm of events to get big
>>78511426>>78511588are we really incapable of creating and sharing original content? does everything have to be some template shit?>>78512128do go on...
>>78512137>does everything have to be some template shit?The amount of effort to create original content can make doing more complex things that turning someone into a wojak not really worth it.
>>78512137incapable of creating? no. incapable of sharing? probably.people make oc, it's just that nobody shares it around and when they do it's drowned out in a sea of jak spam because of the reasons the above anon said.
>>78512464why is that no one share OC?i admit i create a lot of photoshop OC im sure you've seen it even outside of here. i dont expect anyone to save it i just enjoy making it. but somethings i do wonder why no one gives a fuck. especially when i see someone else's OC get ignored
>>78512489>why is that no one share OC?because>when they do it's drowned out in a sea of jak spam>The amount of effort to create original content can make doing more complex things that turning someone into a wojak not really worth it.the opposite end of the spectrum is twitter, where there are a million internet funnymen who shill their art 24/7 hoping to become the next meme and/or meme template to be spammed around for a month and then forgotten.
>>78506285comment not required for this subject
>>78512579eh fuck it im still gonna make whatever OC i wanna makespeaking of which i repurposed some shit i made a few days ago. like this one a lot better lol
>>78513203you should, it's good to see people trying against the tide with something like this.i still feel giddy from one time years ago i made an mspaint doodle of a typo someone made here and one person laughed at it.
There is a guy on /v/ using AI to write articles about other companies copying valve's new game for some reason>>>/v/685761876
>>78513274don't worry people sharing my OC is moot loli just like making it!forgot the mac minis!
>>78513274also still have that ms paint doodle saved?>>78513203>>78513353any if anyones got any recommendations to add lemme know an ill add it in!
>>78513393yeah lol but it wasn't anything big >>>/co/110775092/and actually two people laughed, that's even better than i remembered
>>78513439fukin forward slash >>>/co/110775092
>>78513439>>78513454thats pretty funny anon i like it! and as for ms paint drawing go its quality!
>>78513439FUCK okay this is the proper one >>>/co/110776763
this makes for a pretty good reaction pic thanks!
>>78488722>http://rentry.org/FooIFuuka_Userscripts404. not on archives either. does someone have a better link?I'm looking for an userscript that would thread replies on archives
also swear this is the last time im updating it i just hated that they where facing away from the grave
>>78513480Huh, not sure what happened with the rentry but I don't think there are any archive userscripts that can do that unfortunately, I would be very happy to be proven wrong though.Also while on the subject of links, the 4bans in the OP should be http://185.10.68.107:1776/ not http://185.10.69.107:1776/
>>78513463>>78513479thank yew
>>78513480someone removed the shttps://rentry.org/FoolFuuka_Userscriptswhat do you mean by thread replies? like clicking on them to embed? SpookyX does that
>>78513654I mean tree view like in 4chanx/reddit/HN. see pic rel
>>>/x/38602241funniest post iv read in awhile and on /x/ of all places
why does hippie flag look like this when tomorrow theme is applied? only tomorrow theme does this
>>78514508Probably related to the transparency color? The graphic was most likely made with the expectation that it would be viewed with a light background. Either that, or it's just evil.
>>78515194I mean. I'd assume Gothic Nighttime hippies are evil.
Tomato paste philosophy on a /co/ thread on /v/.>>>/v/685762967>>>/v/685772836
>>78501031when are you guys moving to go or rust
"MILF" is another banned word on /pol/
