Ben Nevis edition
Why can't British people just talk normally?
>>78577835kinell has 4chan made any oc worth a shit in the last decade
Was the recipe of coke zero changed recently? I bought a 24 pack from Tesco yesterday and they taste way sweeter than I remember. Almost like pepsi max.
>>78577845Yeah tons, just not on a retarded nothing board like r9k. Also, you consider that unfunny facebook tier crap 'worth a shit'? Well alright...
might as well start posting a new thread 100 posts early
>>78577850Why are you drinking goyslop?
>>78577835you didn't need that wall of text, just one phrase
hope we get a ssm update today lads
>>78577960He's busy on Fridays
For me? It's Lidl on brand diet cola. Nicer than Coke Zero but not nicer than Pepsi Max.
Jesus was very clear about how to achieve eternal life. In Matthew 19 he says to keep the commandments and if you do that but want even more treasures in heaven then sell your possessions and give the money to the poor.Whereas Paul was equally clear that salvation was achieved through belief in the death and resurrection of Christ.These are simply not the same thing.
>>78577986I propose to you that it's all made up bollocks.
>>78577980supermarket brand coke is one of the things that always tastes wrong
Strictly Come Dancing is absolute normie drivel. There's even a blind man doing it this year.
>>78578004It depends. The diet cola from Lidl is decent but the Tesco diet cola is awful (too much like cola bottle sweets). Regular Pepsi Max and Coke Zero have gone up in price too much. Before Covid it was seven quid for a 24 pack.
>>78577999Well sure I'm not Christian and I don't think it's real. But in terms of a historical and literary reading of the books of the Bible these things can still be discussed and figured out. Paul and Jesus did not teach the same thing. Christianity today is based fundamentally on the teachings of Paul, not Jesus.
>>78577986Lovely arse shame she's a monkeypox carrier
Have to reschedule a package from Saturday to Tuesday as I won't be in. I didn't even know this was an option until I downloaded the app for tracking.
Just scrolled through the old thread and i'm sat here howling at crossmong's vocaroo meltdown. How does one recover from that xddd
Remember to read the legal pa-NO, SAAR. I TURN INTO STINKY HMO, SAAR. PAINT WALLS DAMP GONE, SAAR. THANKING YOU, SAAR.*theme from slumdog millionaire plays*Anyway, here's the stairs leading up to the bedrooms...
>>78578030Used to work at DPD. Too many times we'd have to find and throw the package around in the hold corner whenever something was rearranged. Higher chance of your stuff breaking.
I used to work for Royal Mail. It was crazy how little we gave a shit about any of it. If we wanted to get off work early we'd just not take parcels on our routes and slot them into a quieter day down the line. Sometimes we'd just pick up pipes and bash the boxes for fun. Nobody gave a shit.
I consider myself a Christian
>tfw no suicide hookup gf to jump off beachy head with
>>78578054Well not much choice if I won't be in, is there? It's not a very large package so hopefully it's okay. They usually leave my packages when I'm not in in the back garden but don't want to risk it to the rain as I'm away for a few days. Just bad timing.
Liking this new biblical gimmick
I hate immigrants.
>>78578074Mate you're doing the right thing. Evri twats dropped my parcel inbetween two bins at the front of the house and I'm away for two weeks. Fucking right giveaway that the house is empty.
>1 missed call>job centre
I close my eyesOnly for a moment, and the moment's goneAll my dreamsPass before my eyes, a curiosity
Come to my country and keep wages low? You best work hard for my neetbucks then immigrant scum. I'm entitled to that at least as a British born.
>>78577835https://vocaroo.com/1k2ggmPG9fYf
>>78578088You better come up with a VERY good excuse, lad. The DWP lady won't be happy.
>>78578086I have a sign not to open the back gate because we have dogs and the stupid cunts still do it.
>>78578088Your mistake was giving them a phone number. It is not a requirement to have a phone to get bennies. In fact I have no smartphone.
>>78578112And then you wonder why you don't have a gf.
>>78578112It's not worth the headache of them pestering you for a contact number. Every twat has a phone these days so they'll know you're being difficult on purpose. Not a great look.
>>78578070What are your thoughts on how there is a clear progression in the gospels, according to their chronological date, which shows a theological progression from Jesus being an apocalyptic preacher with relatively typical Jewish views at the time who merely believed himself to be a prophet of God and ultimately would be crowned as king of Israel all the way to Jesus being portrayed as an eternal divine being who knows he's going to die and must do so to atone for sin?It's really very clear that the earliest writings show Jesus does not consider himself to be divine. I think it's also very clear that he believed he was the messiah (using the contextual definition, not the modern one) and he would be crowned king of Israel in an earthly sense following the coming of the kingdom of God which he believed would happen in his own lifetime. Obviously a crucified person cannot be a king, so his followers had to account for this, which explains why as the gospels progress chronologically the character of Jesus becomes more and more divine in a way and the theology becomes more abstracted.It's basically a cope lol.
>>78578102Pretty sure I haven't missed any appointments. I'm not going to let it ruin my day.
>>78578136Have you considered potentially getting a job? That's a good way to get them off your back.
>>78578141>Have you considered potentially getting a job?
>>78578126I don't see how owning a smartphone will make girls like me.
78578135I don't reply to sheboon posters.
>>78578097frentanyl addiction is an epidemic in feelshireit not rite
>voicemail about a job interview>warehouse music in the background
>>78578128I don't though. I will take them to a no win no fee solicitor if they refuse to give me bennies on the basis of no smartphone. I have email.
>>78578165It won't. But to not have a smartphone in England in 2024 is a very strange thing. That is not to say it's a good or bad thing, I am not making any judgements of you for it, but it is a demonstrable fact that it is extremely strange to not own one.Women do not like strange men. They want normal men.
>I was gonna get offered the job but I missed their phone calls?>Oh you are having a laugh!
When he was just a little frog, he had hopes and dreams.
The sun is taunting me
>first day at the warehouse >the immense depression that kicks in after finishing a shift and realising this is all your life will be>you see couples on your walk home getting ready for a night out and all you are is some low value male
>>78578186He practised all his days until his little frog fingers were sore.
>>78578179I get that but if they judge me on the basis of not having an expensive smartphone, then they are not a true lover.
>>78578195Soon he had the confidence to busk outside the local CEX and often drew a crowd.
>>78578203It wasn't long before someone took notice and gave him a record deal!
>>78578202They're not judging you for not having a smartphone, a more fundamental view of it is that they're judging you for being 'weird'. Unless there's something exceptional about you which would pique their interest then being 'weird' is enough for them to simply write you off.
>>78578206He was soon playing packed out shows all across Feelshire. He had made it but still felt an emptiness...
>tfw no results for son refuses to get a smartphone guess I'm so far gone. everyone must be addicted to them.
>>78578214...and then he met her. She was the missing puzzle piece. He knew great happiness. However...
BUT WHOOPSIE DAISY SOMEONE RAN HIM OVER WITH THEIR CAR HAHA!AND THAT WAS THE END OF AI APUPOSTING
>>78578209If had lots of money they wouldn't care about me having a smartphone. That's what women care about... money, status. They date abusive men. Not me.
>>78578220>However...Did she have a penis? Come on, be honest.
>>78578220...the illusion was soon shattered as his wife fell sick. It wasn't right!
>>78578224True, that's why I said unless there's something truly exceptional about you e.g. lots of money, model-tier looks, gigantic cock etc.The point is that you can be perfectly good and fine as a person but have one 'thing' about you that is enough to simply write you off regardless of you being perfectly pleasant and typical otherwise. Not having a smartphone really is one of those things.
>>78578231His one true love was taken too early. Why did the God forsake him?
Because I never get sex, why can't I compensate for that by enjoying free time and getting bennies? I don't want to slave and not get any romantic relationship. It's quite obvious it affects my mental health, so I have a good reason to get on the PIP for depression.
>>78578240He was full of rage! He couldn't write anymore... the seethe had taken over! He fell to drink and drugs...
>>78578235 It wouldn't even get to the stage of asking for her number. Women don't like lads like me and I've turned nasty because of it.
>>78578245Before long, he was a shadow of his former self. The seethe had taken over completely and he was sleeping rough on the streets. His fans disowned him. He was an empty shell.
Gonna watch a movie tonight with my din-dins, lads. Any recs? Anything good you've seen recently? Nothing too heavy or dramatic thanks.
>>78578231Freningitis really did devastate the Apu population in the nineties and just after the millennium. They've only really come back in the last five years following several mild seasons stacked end on end and advances in wizza technology is revitalising their number. Was even worse for Apu Fanciers. Imagine losing your 2.4k value High Helper to a random malady. Merovingians almost got wiped out too, thank god we got Feel Street frog fanciers.
I have no respect for women anymore. They do not allow me to experience SEX. Society expects me to contribute and function well without ever having sex and relationships. I think if I worked now I would be in a much worse mental health state.It's not all the incel propaganda either. I've felt this way long before incels became a thing.
>>78578254In the end, he was found dead in the pond of a local SPACCA representative, covered in frogspawn. The story was quickly brushed aside and covered up. He was soon forgotten. A legend. The rise and fall. Passed into the seedy annals of Feelstreet... some say he is worshiped by Sunderland Seether Frogs to this very day.
Been a tough week for this lass. Being a metropolitan underground cable layer is back-breaking and grubby work, but without women like her working the rough jobs the city would grind to a halt.Thankfully she's got the weekend to relax and unwind. No going out partying for her though, a few quiet nights in by herself are all she needs.
>>78578135>It's really very clear that the earliest writings show Jesus does not consider himself to be divine"And Jesus said, I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven. Then the high priest rent his clothes, and saith, What need we any further witnesses? Ye have heard the blasphemy: what think ye? " (Mark 16) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN9GqiAjEYIThe claims that Jesus makes recorded in the four accounts are all insane claims that no ordinary person would make, either he is telling the truth or is insane. Mark also obviously believed Jesus was divine by applying prophecy toward God to Jesus in the opening of his Gospel. Everything we know about the disciples is that they believed Jesus was the divine special Son of God and Messiah, who is the pathway to salvation, not a random ordinary good teacher. And Matthew and Luke wrote around the same time as Mark. And the letters from the first century prove exactly what the disciples thought and that thought has not changed from 30AD to today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyl0hCUIcs
>>78578255Don't have the attention span for movies anymore. Used to enjoy watching international cinema.
>>78578255Hobson's Choice. Fun little romantic comedy about an obese alcoholic Victorian bootmaker and his headstrong daughter.
>>78578264Being a train driver seems comfy. Shame about the route learning and nepotism though. Women really are hard workers. Men are just checking out of working because they're not getting relationships.
>>78578255Not a film but I watched The Mole last night. Breddy good it was
I hate women and I am in England. I will not have no cuck government tell me what I can and cannot hate. Women deserve to fear men. It's only going to get worse as more young men are pussyless, growing older and realising how fucking privileged women are. They get all the comfy jobs and never do backbreaking work.
>>78578265That Mark 16 quote you posted is actually from Mark 14, but I understand what you're getting at. The problem is that messiah and Son of Man refer to an earthly king, not a divine one. Messiah means anointed - one who is anointed by God to rule over his nation. First century Jews did not consider the messiah to be God incarnate.As for the claims he makes, they are actually quite typical for Jewish apocalypticists circa the first century CE. The insane/truthful dichotomy ignores another option: that they can simply be wrong. Mark calls Jesus the Son of God in Mark 1, however this does not appear in all original manuscripts (indeed the earliest ones do not contain this) and it was typical for Jewish preachers and prophets to be referred to as a Son of God in that they were divinely inspired, but were not considered to be divine themselves.It's also important to differentiate between the (all anonymous) gospel writers and Jesus. They obviously portray Jesus differently throughout their writings and this reflects the evolving Christian theology in the tumultuous post-crucifixion Christian community as they tried to develop their theology to explain how Jesus could be the messiah and also be executed. I'm certain that some (certainly the later ones) did consider Jesus to be truly divine, but did the historical Jesus consider HIMSELF to be divine? I very much doubt this based on his own words. Also as an aside Mark was written first with Matthew/Luke later and around the same time as each other and then John later on still.
Can't even register for DVLA because apparently you need a passport to verify your identity. In order to get a passport, you need counter signatures (2), and I don't know anyone. I think you even need a birth certificate too for the passport, which I don't have.
>>78578358Why do you need a driving licence if you don't go anywhere?
>>78578369Most jobs require a driving licence.
>>78578381What on earth are you talking about? Most jobs absolutely do not require a driving licence.
>>78578255Upstream Color (just weird and very interesting)The FP (tweakers who settle beefs with Dance Dance Revolution battles)Rubber (sentient murderous car tyre)All are very strange American kino and not commercially important, so can be found for free
>>78578266Fair, I reckon my attention span has gone down over the years, but can still watch movies.>>78578270I tend to find much older movies to be quite boring, but thanks for the rec.>>78578286Oh shit I remember watching the original series YEARS ago when I was a kid. But not really looking for a series right now.>>78578421>Upstream ColorSeen it>The FPCould be alright>RubberSeen it
Wonder how many older, lonely cat women have tried seducing him on a call out. Sparkies must have to put up with some crazy shit.
>>78578467I was a domestic plumber for a few years and I can confirm that you do get lonely women interested in you as a strong young man helping them out.
Might go for a drive with my passport
Wonder what he does when he's not on YouTube or shagging 'elen
Thinking about converting to Judaism, lads.
>>78578249You are the biggest idiot on the planet.
>>78578500He goes out drinking off camera too. Said he went to Swanage last week and didn't feel like doing updates.
>>78578500>drinking>gambling>browsing CEX website>lounging around wasting away doing sweet fuck allBored. Lonely. Depressed.
>>78578073Theyre not hard 2 find in theory Y you would want someone else around I dont see the point desu
>>78578484Bet you raw dogged them knowing they weren't getting pregnant.
>>78578525What beer should I get in for the weekend? Might head Lidl and see what offers. Might need to top sister for a lift. Family weekend, innit? Have to cope somehow and I enjoy drinking when I have my brothers and sisters and mumberg for company.
>>78578535Well, when I say older women interested in a young man I didn't mean like 50-60 year olds (though they did exist), I more meant like 30s and 40s, since I was 19 when I first started doing callouts. But I'm sure a number of marriages ended because of me being a horny lad.
Just random thoughts I coudn't post anywhere else because as an FA guy you're at best a non-person, at worst a monster. Anything you say about your situation marks you down as entitled, toxic or solicits useless advice. How you considered taking a shower bro?In many ways being FA means being denied an identity. Normies makes their sexuality the heart of who they are, straight, gay or bi. They have pride marches and organise themselves politically arround their identities. Yet as an FA man you are told that your sexual desires are toxic and make you entitled. The very people who make sex and sexuality the core of their identities, tell you, you should be happy without a sex life.When sex is the cornerstone of how we organise our societies, it gets worse as you age. Everyone couples up, they start families and that is how people socialise. To be outside that is to be a no one person, a freak. You would imagine that one of the advantages of 100% rejection, would be a lack of judgement. By definition we can't cheat on anyone or betray children we don't have. It therefore shouldn't matter if we look at porn or even pay for sex with other adults. Even in this FA men are judged and told they are toxic. They face 100% rejection by women, yet the mainstream wants to outlaw all possible avenues of sexual relief. FA men in the West truly live in a dystopia.
I've been doing some very good whistle renditions of Dust in the Wind and Horse With no Name this morning. Reckon I could go pro, lads?
>>78578453https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mole:_Undercover_in_North_Korea It's a one off documentary. Garn have a look for some more documentaries about North Korea later.
I can't comprehend those who claim that things improve with age or that you become accustomed to them. My pain and frustration have only been building over the years. It seems like there is no way out and I don't know what to do about this situation. The years pass by, and I feel like a ghost watching others live real, fulfilled lives. I just exist. I have not lived for even one day. I have never even been on holiday as an adult. I have no one in my life.
>>78578551>LidlPerlenbacher Pilsner. Really good drop.
>>78578453You have good taste, de lad
>>78578578Yeah got that a few times but my local stopped stocking the 12 packs for some reason. It's decent stuff for the price, better than the weaker Excelsior lager they do. They used to do a wheat beer named Patronus that was really decent too. Their Corona knock off is good too. Good supermarket, Lidl. The frozen chicken wings they're doing atm are lush.
Washing off all the grime and dirt from a hard day's manual labour. Her job might not pay the best, but the sense of accomplishment in keeping those laybys paved is second to none.
>>78578576Buy some bloody shoes.
Upgraded my Boogie Nights DVD to Blu-ray. Well, I have to see Heather Graham naked in Full HD, don't I?
>>78578615Without exaggeration, I think I could die happy after immersing myself in those giant, soapy tits.
>>78578621If only it were as simple as buying shoes. I have nowhere to walk, no purpose.
>>78578453Few more recommendations for you just by what's on my DVD/Blu-ray stack to watch next:>straw dogs (original)>patton>magnolia>cross of iron>the wild bunch>the longest day>casino>ronin>cape fear (remake)>pan's labyrinth>drag me to hell>green roomDon't really know what your tastes are, lad.
Is this an accurate depiction of what it's like to go to a restaurant alone?
>>78578675more like when Dee goes to dinner alone in IASIPrealistically though nobody really gives a shit unless it's valentine's day or something you'll look like a bellend
>>78578675Yes this happens to me so often that it's become quite tedious.
>>78578576I relate, lonely lid. Feels like the world has been spinning around me without me being part of it for many years. I've done lots of therapy and do go out trying to make connections but always get overwhelmed and retreat back to my hermit cave.
>>78578675Just fucking delete this. What the fuck do you even say to this shit?
Wutted wontaneously, me
It's taken her the better part of a year to scrimp and save for this holiday, but she definitely deserves it. Well it doesn't pay all that much being a brick kiln operator does it? But when you're shifting palettes around all day and working next 1100 degree ovens it can wear you out - a little treat holiday to relax and get some rest is just what the doctor ordered.
>>78578675This could be ruthmong if he had shoes.
>>78578758Does she really do that job or is this satire?
>>78578734Its from a TV show (Black Bird)Solid show b t w
Tried to buy shoes last weekend but forgot my Footwear Licence and was laughed out of the shop. I've been going out and about with slices of bread sellotaped round my feet. Some lad came up and threw a slice of ham at me. It not right.
Love Ruthmong memes
teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy
>>78578775Had a big chuckle at this post
Heard ruthmong was the mastermind behind the shoezone burning during riots
>>78578775Well done, dee lad
I wear 5 pairs of socks when I go outside instead of shoes.
Ruthmong went into Shoezone for a pair of shoes and came out with a chicken curry fried rice. Turns out it was a Chinese takeaway called Shouh Zong. He's been dyslexic all this time.
SSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOOEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!STOP IT LADS I'M DYING!!!!!
>>78578775>>78578832You lot have done me in
Heard in desperation Ruthmong went to an equestrian centre to try and steal some horseshoes. Ended up getting kicked by a horse so hard he doesn't even know what shoes are.
>>78578770Not satire, she really does. Lots of ladies working hard graft to keep the world spinning, you know? Like this lovely lass. Operating a plastic tubing extractor for 14 hours a day is hard work; a nice little trip to the seaside is what she needed to clear her head.
The roastie definition of "rape" is "sex with a sub-Chad"Being a sub-Chad man is the worst crime in this matriarchy we are living in.
>>78578218I don't have one either. Why should I? I don't have any friends or acquaintances to text. I'm not going to get a smartphone that spies on me 24/7 just because it makes everything easier for bureaucrats who can't be bothered to deal with edge cases. If the government wants to go cashless they can waste hundreds of billions of pounds developing their own official and incredibly complex alternative payment systems available to all that's simple to use and covers the 0.01% people like me who don't already use smartphones. Uhh I know I know, it's just I'm not going to get one is all.
I had a rough start in life bt I probably could have overcome it with effort. I just couldn't be bothered. Its not that simple bt feels like U fall off once in this life nd continue failing downwards. Failure has more momentum than success doesn't it. Its not right. Its not wrong. Its just how things turned out. God cursed me.
Times are hard for a shoeless lad. I've had to make do with tied up tesco bags.
>>78578922Creasing up at this post lad.
Can I keep claiming bennies whilst in uni? Am on LCW
>>78578922Damn lad, you are fat. Did you eat your shoes?
>>78578922See why can't ruthmong be this resourceful?
Ruthmong can afford shoes he just chooses not to wear any.
>>78578922That's Tesco Value right there de lid!
We should do a britfeel meet up where we all come shoeless.
>>78578957He's protesting. He wont wear shoes until he gets a gf.
>>78578857everyone's useful in their own way de lad
>>78578966Haha yes! It would be le epic!
>>78578905Money? I don't even spend any anymore. Might just become homeless and rot.
White roasties don't like it when their safe, betabuxxer fallback options (sub-Chads) are snagged up by other race's women. They won't give sub-chad white men the time of day but then loudly complain about "asian women stealing our men" anyways. It's insanely, hillariously hypocritical and shows their soliplism at work again.
>look at the united kingdom tag on camsite>all fucking hideous
>>78578970keep seeing this webm spammed on /brit/
>>78578922Fucking kek, nice one lad. Ruthmong btfo.
>>78578978can't survive as a homeless without cash. Psychopaths love to poison food then offer it to homeless just to fuck with them. You have to insist on buying your own. Just get a bank account, phone number and smart phone contract when you don't even have a fixed address bro
>>78578985Indeed most of them are tattooed and shilling their onlyfans.
>>78578922The shoeless patrician gentleman's choice is Waitrose bags.
Suicide is my retirement.
>>78578997>Psychopaths love to poison food then offer it to homeless just to fuck with themThis can't be true bt I believe it >>78578934If its part time you can
Klaus Schwab sex arses
Anyone know what this is from
>>78579069there's a lad on here who shit in a homeless guy's camp for a laugh
>>78579098buffy the vampire slayer, no?
>>78578988Cause it makes incels seethe.
>>78579108Wasnt he drunk as well though Some homeless guy @ shops other night said any change even pennies I had like, 60p between few 10s and a 20p in my pocket I gave him nd he just looked at it nd stared at me expectedly as if the pound coins were about to magically appear as well I know its not much bt it's all I had nd don't say pennies are FINE then look visibly offended at getting 60 pennies
>>78579098buffy, think its the episode lover's walk s3 e8
>>78579168actually no its something blue in season 4 ep 9
How many shoes should a 30 year old own?
I own 6 pairs of shoes
>one pair of trainers>one pair of dress shoes>one pair of crocs (or slippers)>one pair of work boots>one pair of hiking boots>one pair of casual shoes (in between trainers and dress shoes)>one pair of wellies>one pair of sandalsThink that's it really. Some are optional probably.
I own 15 pairs of shoes
Only nonces wear shoes
/shoes/i:op:no;boards:r9k
thinkin' bout that skittles mcflurry I had a while backwas much nicer than it sounded
Got a couple pairs of shoes. One black Chelsea boot pair and some calf high cowboy looking type boots
italian gilf pussy
I can't tell if Sabrina Carpenter is attractive or not. She looks a bit weird. Her face ain't right.
>>78579343You'll be talking to yourself lad. This is shoefeel.
I like to buy two pairs of the same trainers so when I go to the park, I can wear the spare two on my hand, run about like a dog on all fours and sniff some arses.
>>78578857A plastic tubing extractor? Go explain that one to me please.
I have Linux dress shoes.
How does ruthmong feel about that 18 year old daughter of a billionaire that died in the yacht sinking?
Has HHL done his bollocks in on the booze again?
>>78579381Indeed. Met an Italian gilf on a train back in January 2019, we chatted for about 2 hours. She worked at Gatwick
>>78579488He realised his shoes were a figment of his imagination and has had a breakdown.
>>78579488Him and crossmong had a big joint melty the other night, eventually HHL said something about seeking psychiatric help (he won't). He'll turn up pissed again this weekend and go through his usual routines if he hasn't been banned.
>>78579579>crossmong had a big joint melty the other nightWhat happened with Crossmong? Not been here much lately
HHL, Crossmong and Ruthmong plan their spam posting routines on the discord
>>78579603They're meant to be working in partnership but no of them were available for the Friday afternoon shift
>>78579586He did some very embarrassing vocaroos.
>>78579586just the usual drunk ranting and raving all night and he recorded a couple of very bleak vocaroos of him reading /britfeel/ posts and seething. i think anyway, was hard to understand him.
>>78579586Posted some vocaroos about loving Black men (based)
>>78579618>>78579629he sounded quite old on those vocaroos. maybe in his 30s. i thought he was a teenager
>>78578576Yeah, I dont understand how people just find themselves doing things that lead to positive outcomes. I'm still in my childhood boxroom, I'm completely unemployable, but if I were to get a job my choices are stacking shelves forever or getting a degree that leads to me still being unemployable.It's bizarre, I know somehow change must be possible because others are able to achieve things and act independantly, but I feel like im paralyzed.
>>78579634he has said he is 32/33 multiples timesyou would think with his animedrivel posts that he is a stupid teen but alas!
>>78577835motorized rollingham will never not make me laugh
>seasideMARK 2021 will be positive, start the Gym sat, CWP next Wednesday de lads>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teXPf5Asce8What went wrong?
>>78579830Same as it ever was x
>>78579830>17st. That's not bad. I used to be 17.7stHe is about 22st now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdZFm7cy5sA
>>78579695stacking shelves too good for you lad? Just sit on bennies your entire life yeah?That kind of job is beneath you so why even try in the first place? you fucking spastic lmao
how come seasideblobbyman doesnt go to any of the pubs in wareham, has he been barred from them all or something
seasideMARK Updating his great friends on here, its friday going out 4a few jars, got to enjoy lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o9M8tDsI3Q
>>78579891He genuinely sounds a bit rattled here.
>>78579891DWP are about to rip his bollox clean off, you can tell by the defeat in his voice
>>78579913He got 5 items. Nothing is for sale. Will that be alright with you de lads
>>78579851this time it different
Fackin ellQuite the run this was, was it not
>>78579898It is beneath, you can believe what you want.
He return the MacBook It already have 646 charging cyclesHe get conned
>>78579898its not too good for me, its just pointless waging that doesnt lead to satisfaction or happiness.
>>78580024What if his replacement second hand macbook has even more charging cycles
I hate fat fish smelling man who buys and sells gadgets at a loss.
>>78580051then he will simply get a 3rd macbook lad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jnubcn2G-YViva PhilistinaZZ We are infinite leaders.
One struggle
Cheers to everyone who solves all.
>>78580051He'll buy brand new one from Curry's then.
20,000 kids were murdered.Did someone steal wealth of your world in order to do that?
put the iphone down footrat
>>78579891It not right DWP on his back.
Cheers to our infinite verities of anarcho collectivism.
at least swastika schizo just turns up, does his routine, then fucks off. it's brisk.
Every true Brit is with Phoenicia and paganism and the non-religious.Reminder that the cults randomly murdered people of the isles in order to steal land.
>>78580126Are you chained to a chair in a bunker under the corpse of Israel?
>>78580101Why can't the DWP just leave him alone. He do nothing wrong
>>78580108I thought that was two women with a double ended dildo from the thumbnail
VOLUNTEERS PROFESSIONALS
>>78580126Isn't he a brown Canadian? Lol
>>78580144he's australian
My favourite line was when he said he "can't drink today cuz I only have 5 items."
Cheers to Albion Cheers to the isles.Cheers to the UQ
He gets anxious when he has less than 5 items
>>78580174Cheers to Aussies, I meant my reply to someone else.
>>785801791 item for every decade he's been alive.
Burn down the churches, get rid of those faggots. Cheers to community centers>>78580149>>78580144 Samefagging self replying ews attacking our community out of fear of even our most humble vibes.
>>78580137The twolls keep reporting him to DWP.
>>78580195Take your meds ausmong
Why do schizos like /britfeel/ so much anyway? Is it because it's a slow thread or because we're all mongs or something?
Taking a trip to R&Rburgh soon, me
>>78580215There are no scizos here. Maybe you're the schizo, ever think of that?
>The schizo cvcknadian is back Oh no
Can hear estate agent doing a viewing of my house share. Tenant sounds like a right deano. I hope he says no. I like my current crop of housemates as they are all quiet people who keep to themselves, like me. Don't want no Deano fucking it up. It not right.
Will we ever get another video from them
>>78580253how many bjs has ruth given on that bed?
Really glad summer will be ovah soon Can't stand this shit really
>>78580253No, Ruthmong scared her off again by doxing the halls she's living in
>>78580253wish she hadn't deleted that video
>>78580269I downloaded it but won't be sharing it.
>>78580269Think she made it private rather than deleting it
How much of the money of your pint is stolen by murderers trying to murder innocent people and to hurt Brits?How much is expensiveness the fault of those I refer to?Death to the parasites.Mark them.Tell others.
>>78580278It's just unlisted. You can still watch it.
>>78580235>>78580210Chained in an IDF bunker and posting our threads for dear life
Been really getting into Megan Gargle's pegging videos. She's very good at shit talking.
Someone call the hunters, the butchers, and the farmers. But I really presume theyre VPN from Israel, so call the hackers and the MI5Deeper cleaning makes a difference and leads to ever deeper cleaning
Introducing even 1 deano into social dynamic changes the whole thing. Seen it happen at my old job.>>78579699My voice quite deep since i was about 15 desu bt I also haven't developed much in the brain since that age it wouldn't be incorrect 2 say psychiatrist said the same thing
Downloading some porn aren't i
>44Every time I wake up middle of rhe night this month check time on my phone 3:33Eye saw a youtube vid "why all these 444 tattoos" angel numbers going mainstream off the strength of such and such
>>78580290Ruth hit the wall big time, it not right
Me and Crossmong getting pissed tonight
Got that many makimas on my phone samsung spyware facially recognise her
Might order some sushi desu
When I noticed its Friday few hours ago i was considering it bt nah. Enjoy.
drinking update!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-7vm6zmKY
1 (one) wee gin and tonic since its friday wouldn't be too wild though I fink
>>78580499>1 (one) wee gin and tonic since its fridayThat's how it starts
>>78580499Well the wagies have made and bottled it so it would be rude not to, wouldn't it?
Dealing with 1 autist nightmare after another since June. I dont have any problems with alcohol i just had life problems suddenly nd v useful to calm my nerves. I kept the same routine since covid nothing changed for 4 years, except for THAT early on which I managed though. Albeit I was still on my valiums(doctor) until early 2022 so that helped. I was depressed just in the normal way though........this year has been demonic. Its not like this 1 thing changed it was several things @ once. V distressing. My brain scrambled maybe forever.
Living every day in a world that ain't made for U not only that its designed perfectly 2 make you miserable. Well any better ideas for how to deal with that. Animals in zoo enclosures getting schizophrenia. They made the tigers schizophrenic. Chewing their tails. Bang their head on the glass. Trying 2 escape. To where. Just anywhere but there. Makes sense. Sad.
Occasional reminder that Rupublicans are anti-Irish cucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Xnq65xHK8
Mad how helper lad posted that same trump interview Id had on the same morning. I don't eben listen 2 shit like that either really. Not into politics. Just a wee sync. Not 1 I'd even remembered. Just a wee one. Those wee ones buzz around like flies I only add really big 1s to phone notes nowadays.
Fuck it, getting pissed me, big time
Wonder what happenend to all these fellas
A lot of you seem to be obsessed with a combination of race and sex. Both personalities, trips and anons alike. Very weird ngl.
>>78580812Really depressing how Shippend still tries to bring them up all the time as if anyone but him gives a shit
saw some bloke donate seven thousand pounds worth of tokens to a camwhore earlier
seasideMARK out with Helen it lush. David C flying in the plane it lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFyEf9YTUIc
>>78580846Larry Wheels the bodybuilder had a cam addiction while his gf who was a brit. No idea hows that possible unless she wasn't putting out lol
>>78580840U mean sex like gender or sex like s*x
>>78580812God damn Ebin could be really good looking if he bulked up.
>>78580904I mean plapping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUY3VFVJdbM
>>78580878>In addition, he revealed that he was spending $5,000 per day on an online x-rated content habit. christ
>b-b-b-but I have an AdDiCtIoN!!!No, you're just pathetic.
>>78580940He is a multi millionaire though and his gf was fit too which made no sense
>>78580933PLAP PLAP GET PREGGO
>>78580975here's a hint lad: even multimillionaires with fit gfs can be pathetic losers
Going to the shop for some redbull and a pastry. Want anything lads?
>>78581101wouldnt mind a nice wispa gold if theres one going lad
>>78581101Grab me a salad lad. I'm healthy lad.
What's something in your life which you recognise annoys you irrationally all things considered?For me it's the fact that my gf is totally down to fuck whenever, wherever and however, and is into dirty talk which I love, but her accent just twangs the wrong way. I recognise that I have like 99% of what I want, but that 1% really fucking irks me. I've even considered breaking up with her because of it.
>>78580937This is probably SSM's greatest livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNGZqyJDnIFuck
No pizza for 2 weeks and none tonightgonna save money and not order food or get haircuts for a long time
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF.
>>78581280Haven't seen you post in a long time LSFPL I assumed you died of a heart attack
Very refreshing R&R this wasVery refreshing indeed
>>78581292No not yet just got banned for posting too much tripe on /b/ lol
>>78581312what is r&r then little lad
>>78581321 rest and recuperation little lid
>>78581336you always have r&r late evening lad are you a vampire
Maka updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBXHv5NeHr8
>>78581353MAKA THE SPAKKA LMAO
Much rather give a couple quid to a donkey charity than ukraine or gaza or wherever the fuck.
>>78581409probably same desu, i like donkeys
Bored of everything. Bored of video games. Bored of anime. Bored of working. Bored of coping. Bored of being alone. Bored of life.Why the fuck did my parents have me honestly. 32 years of doing nothing except sitting on my room like a prisoner.
Another big Friday night alone in your room posting the same old same old on 4chan is it kings?
>>78581439Indeed king
>>78581427>Bored of workingYou don't work lol
SEASIDE UPDATEhttps://youtu.be/zw_QtJMWma4SEASIDE UPDATEPHarmacootical chemical trails from chemists killing us all it not right.
>nitter.privacydev.net/zswitten/status/1826771850531356811Still avin a giggl at this am i not That fucking zen tier dialogue it devolved into in particular had me in stitches earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_QtJMWma4
>>78581439Yep. I have a car but where would I go? Sit in a car park alone eating McDonald's? I'd rather just stay at home
>>78581470Alright Ebin. How you been lad? Could always go late night gym sesh.
>>78581483Cancelled me gym membership ages ago to save money
SSM breathe in dust and it make him ill. It not right
>>78581501He should try living in London
>>78581492Damn, that's a little sad to hear lad. It couldn't have been too much surely? Mine is only 21 quid a month.
Imagine paying a company 21 quid a month just to lift their weights
>>78581522A lot of daft people around de lad.
>>78581501He breathe in worse than that after cooking Benji in the air fryer.
>pick up heavy thing>put it back down in the same placewtf lads?
>>78581516It was only 25 quid but that adds up per year if you aren't going all the time. And times are tough. Every little saving helps
Ebin is that really you? Could you give us some proof?Also, why you so hard done by for money these days?
>>78581536What else do you even have going on lad? You're NEET, might as well hit the gym as much as you can.
>>78581535Mongs like Kyle pay 25 quid to do this
Not even Ebin just messing you lads around lol x
>>78581553You cheeky fucker you. Knew my lad ebin wouldn't quit the gym.
Yes it's really me Ebin/Kyle Rigg
Don't know why I agreed to go away with the family. Can't stand the fuckers.
>get on treadmill>run 10 miles>still be in the same place when you finishlads....wtf?
Is his surname really Rigg? LMAO
ssm seems seriously down atm
>>78581592his m8s call him big rig
>>78581592yeah he was doxxed about 4 years ago. fun times
>>78581593He said something is going on behind the scenes. Probably DWP trying to force him into something.
>>78581593He's under investigation by the DWP is he not
>>78581593It was over when he sent his bank statements de lid. No hiding from the DWP. They always get you in the end
>>78581616This is why you should always have two bank accounts - one for your bennies and another for everything else.
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/Fi3hlmCAooUSEASIDEUPDATEHe sad. Life not the same. He not wish to be born, he not be born again on this Earth next time if he get a choice. He alcoholic, he know he dying. He not well.
>>78581318wheyy welcome back de lid
Wonder where SSM is going on holiday this time
>>78581658Another grim seaside town no doubt
>>78581658Tokyo, I reckon
SSM asking if you can go live on YouTube on a Nintendo Switch
>>78581690MARK-SAN! YOUR RAMEN NOODLES ARE READY! EXTRA FISHY JUST LIKE YOU LIKE!
Cracks me up when he does this https://youtu.be/Fi3hlmCAooU?t=524
>>78581649thanks anonit is always good to be back among frens!
>>78581725He popular in Wareham. He local celebrity
>>78581690Can't believe he actually went to Tokyo..
>>78581742Every place has a local nutter. Mine is known as 'backwards man' as he used to walk backwards everywhere.
>>78579822The whole post made me laugh. Saved.
Cleared the remainder of the list offQuite satisfying this
Hay fever is a slow death. The pharmacumicals profit from death.
For me, it's arseI am but a man of shrimple tastes
24 wokkles of Staropramen in for the weekend piss up de lids. 24 wokkles for 22 quid at Lidl, that's good price. Usually dear stuff.
Imagine having Dan Kreamer's job Just spaffing in arses all day and getting paid for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k08AdQG4Rx8DANCE WAGIE DANCE
The upcoming week shall be crucial in a lot of waysQuite crucial indeed
>>78582159that is a very cute dog I wish I had a dog like that
Roight in the feelingtons
>Start of 3 day weekend bank holiday>Already bored with nothing to do Haha...
>>78582228get on that dvd grind de lid
>>78582228>Work too much, wish I had more free time>Have free time, wish I wasn't so boredLol. Stupid life.
>>78582228get on that linux grind de lid
>>78582228get on that shoe grind de lid
>>78582244>Lol. Stupid life.Yep. It's gotten to the point that you might as well just work 7 days a week now. There's fuck all else to do. Video games stopped working as coping methods the moment I hit 30 years old
>>78582256This.I'm running arch right now.
cans of pop are going for summat like three punnets for twenty quid, approximately 50-100 cans that."how could a human possibly carry those?" and of course you're SUPPOSED to have a car, take the trolley out and load them in the boot.in my facts this is is discrimination. if having a car is so normal, everyday that it's an expectation to be able to buy pop - something non-car-owners would also enjoy - then this is a disability, and it is discrimination. they have not taken reasonable adjustments for a protected characteristic (e.g. hiring me a taxi if i want the pop).
>>78582538get them delivered you absolute cap end
>>78582244>>78582348games are basically work. mental when people spend 'hundreds of hours' on some big RPG. i have that time as a NEET and at the end of the day it's just not fun. even to workers it's like they 'earn' their time off or they 'have free time' and then yeah it's a way to kill said free time. i genuinely think some of them would time travel past the free time if they could. maybe watch one film then go 'okay, done now, i'll start Monday.'scientists should really research non-addictive and non-toxic analogues to cocaine, sedatives etc then people could peacefully enjoy their time off in a way that isn't harmful and is similar to meditation or hedonism but for the modern western world.
>>78582546why should that be something i have to do? what if i didn't have a computer or smartphone? i do, but what if i didn't?
Laura's quim
>>78582584get a computer and/or smart phone you absolute cap end
Me cattoberg's breaff reeks of cat foodington, yessir it does
>>78582595see this is the kind of normalisation of disabled people that's the problem. i don't even blame you it's just ordinary, but imagine saying a wheelchair user should just walk. you're not saying that but imagine if you were. then that WOULD be what you were saying.
buying thousands of cans of pop? wont get me a gf
Lads, I just moved from the UK a few days ago and I already miss it. It's too bloody hot here and I have to buy water instead of getting it from the tap.
>>78582546And pay the dumb delivery fees? Fuck that.
rains crashing down with thunderous applause now
Do you feel more comfortable when ready meals are exactly the same shape every time, or when they have some variance between packs?
just bought a 2nd hand flatbed truck, im off down to the shops, back in a bit
>>78582644Dunno mate but I do enjoy the M&S Prawn Bucatini and their "the best" black label chicken korma with a fat stack of naans
>>78582630register as self employed with HMRC. you're a sole trader, working in content creation. you just so happen to create no content so that's 0.00 earnings every month, but EVERYTHING is a business expense. takeaways? need food to fuel yourself to create content. wouldn't expect to your manager for the coffee you make in the kitchen at an office, would you?
>>78582664if you aren't stealing those i won't be angry, just disappointed.
>>78582679i live with an M&S wagie who gets it all for free at the end of the day if its got a yellow reduced sticker. tried all sorts of premium slop
>>78582661well i just bought a pop factory. also it's outside my house and it has a conveyor belt directly to my window and it can make ANY pop including ones you can't get any more. your favourite pop you can't get any more? just had a nice can of it. cor.
Ordered a 100 odd quid umbrella once when I was pissed up.
just had 2 pop factories built either side of my boxroom, am currently having fanta lemon fed intravenously into both arms
>>78582691fair dos that sounds great. only flatmate-with-benefits i've had worked in a laboratory and could get pure acetone, ethanol, etc. you really don't miss these things until they're gone.
>>78582711THREE. LILT. FRONTAL LOBE.FUCK OFF.
Why doesn't Ruthmong just have a shoe factory built in his garden?It's true what they say... it takes shoes to make shoes.
>>78582715Used to live with someone that worked in a cheese factory as well. Would come in some days with literal 5kg bricks of cheese. mega christmas hampers too full of all sorts of european milkshakes and yoghurts and other foreign dairy shite
>>78582715>pure acetoneSmells like drug induced homosexuality
>>78582734i think you probably do need a 'master shoe' to make a shoe mould to make further shoes.i suspect all shoes began with a singular mould that depreciated and grew large with second, third etc generation moulds, and this is how we came up with shoe sizes/styles.
You can drag a mong to shoes but you can't make him wear them.
the confusion in her eyes says it all. she's lost control.
>>78582741i just used it to get the caffeine and cocaine out of my speed. pretty savvy with food waste so any additives went in my breakfast smoothie. really helped kickstart the days. unfortunately acetone itself is pure woozefuel.
>>78582613Invisible breffies disability, lid
Ghosts love electronics. Dnt come crying 2 me when your 5G network has u "communicating" with "the other side"(spirit realm).
Nu bread soon, is it not sire?
>>78582788tis time
>>78582573The issue is that men like to solve problems and games are often problems. Men like to go on adventures and explorations and often open world games have that. You cant really do that in the modern world.
only been in a mosque once and i didn't know you had to take off your shoes. i also had pornography on my phone and didn't know if i had to tell the man.does anyone know about Islam? if it's the correct religion (if), am i going to Jahannam? ;_;
Lost my Apu after he fell down the rabbit hole that is the ready meal industry in the UK. His favourite was always the Lidl ready made lasagne but that soon turned into a gateway for meal after meal of fried ricotta and spinach cannoli and wustlers wurgers. He'd prowl the supermarkets at the exact time the discounts were being stickered out by the staff. He ate the stuff just to stop it from being spoiled, he didn't want to see it go to waste.The woctors found almost 12kg of impacted fish cakes in his intestine when we took him in. Lid was going through almost 14 Admiral's pies a day. Poor lid killed himself just to make his tummy full.Frog Knockers likely come to me soon but I deserve it. I didn't know I had to provide my Apus diet... I was just happy giving him a tenner twice a day to go and get his lunch. I'm in tears.I dont want to go to the frenitentiary.
Louis Theroux interviewed Belle Delphine on his podcast. Based. Deep down Louis is a coomer.
Bit constipated am i not
>>78582813it's naff how games became more 'locked off' on purpose. people hack things and make mods in all sorts of crazy unintended ways, but in games themselves you can't make a superjump potion and bounce to the final dungeon any more. so what if someone kills the final boss right off the bat? some hacker has done it and the game actually didn't glitch out or something weird.the first Zelda was more open than the one where wow it's amazing you can just walk to the big castle at ANY time! you can fight Ganon without getting the Silver Arrow, that's kind of the point.
>>78582822>Louis Theroux interviewed Belle Delphine That's about on the same level as ""the hawk tuah girl"" getting her own gameshow or whatever the fuckThis joke of a civilization is done for lmao
>>78582822are the podcasts any good? he did some maybe during lockdown and it was just 'ordinary' 'celebs'. weird internet bathwater girl might be more interesting, but i don't get why not film it as a documentary?
>>78582842To be fair, Louis has always interviewed American weirdos. It's his bread and butter and one of his early documentaries was about a Texas brothel. His Saville documentary is very telling watching it nowadays. Louis knew he was a nonce for sure.
>>78582819were the fish cakes uniformly shaped?
>>78582857He does have an interview show on BBC now as well. His guests are hit and miss for me to be honest. The Judi Dench one was good. His podcast is good yeah, just depends if you like Louis's style and are interested in the guest. Podcast probably allows him more flexibility.
hope soundspacker wasnt involved in that german stabbing thing
>>78582842like at least belle xelphine has made a living doing shitthat huawk tuah girl literally said one thing and mad shit happened
What became of the 313 lads
>>78582623Where did you move to, lad?
>>78582861he could do a whole series on post-relevance internet oddballs, there must be some mileage there. if enough time has passed it won't be 'cringe' (and i suspect viewers skew older anyway).Line Trap went into porn, the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE person was trans/then not trans/maybe trans again and went into porn. some of them must have gone AGAINST going into porn and now run a church.
>>78582895turns out they were aliens who used weans as drugs
>>78582842kind of respect the dick spit girl for milking it as much as she can while she can
Whatever message board the same archetypes nd genres of lads reoccur time nd time again. Ud be forgiven to think its just the same ~50 odd ppl digitally reincarnating.
>>78582870The lid was getting them from Farmfoods of all places and cooking em up in his air fryer I had by his bedside. Eight extra large fish cakes for two quid. Just wish I'd've known.
>>78582916Mate you're a drug-addled, drink-sodden scottish twat who can barely put a sentence together.
Prefer soundspacker to crossmong. At least soundspacker isn't outwardly pathetic.
Not a simp or anything but Belle Delphine at least teased herself out for a long time before going full degenerate. She planned it all from the beginning to make the most money. Still a whore but sure nothing wrong with that.
>>78582925He makes over a hundred posts a day every day for months at a time comprised of deranged bizarre drivel. Really is strange how mental people can be.
>>78582925That's my genre then. The question is who started this simulation nd why.
>>78582900He did a documentary on the American far right and spent time with Nick Fuentes. I always appreciate his documentaries because he always hides his true opinion and gets some good stuff. He interviewed Tiger King years ago before the Netflix documentary too. My favourite is the Vegas one. The absolute emptiness he captured in those addicted to it was great.
>>78582916there are only 24 distinct personalities in real life, one aligned with each star sign and (rarer) one aligned diametrically opposite to each star signin fact there might as well only be 12. i suspect there are only twelve people at any give time who are oppositefolk. they'd be on the news, not on the streets or in the shops.
>>78582936Soundfriend is my favourite poster desu, is he not. He is indeed.
Mongs just like the "it's all a simulation" / "it truman show" thing because it makes them fel important, like Truman or Neo. A good cope.
>>78582961U a gemini?
>>78582936He just goes about his business and ignores everyone in the thread, and his posts are obscure enough to be interesting sometimes, like a little riddle. I don't mind having him around.
HAvent seen HHL for a while. What happened?
>>78582971It doesn't even mean anything either. Pathetic embarrassments. You know when you were a teenager and you thought the idea of being mentally ill was cool? It's that only they are in their 30s and never grew out of it.
>>78582960yeah that far right one was at least interesting because i don't know who the fuck these people are, but as young'un internet troll types his stoicism didn't "work" the way it normally does.it's fun whenever he does go into "come off it" mode. but then he wouldn't be letting the subjects respond as they do, which is what makes them fascinating to watch.
I like DVD lad and AI Frog lad. I liked Na Night Ziggeh lad as well. Don't forget coin lad.
>>78582980Probably got banned on /pol/ again during his last melty
>>78582988t. Archon
>>78582897Hong Kong, lad
>>78582988if someone was genuinely a solipsist or whatever and their only reaction was to go "yeah, simulation" i'd find that really strange. fair enough if it's part of some scam/cult, obvious ulterior motives there. but if you're just some guy and the simulation is bad and you need to escape, why aren't you saving for a one-way trip to Switzerland? you can easily avoid simulated pain, suffering etc. instead you're just going to work and buying bread and stuff.
>>78582980it's been a day, but he was saying about checking into a more serious recovery/rehab/psychiatric place. he did spam a lot of angry racist bollocks so i wouldn't be surprised if he's banned.not that i doubt his ability to commit to improving to himself by staying away from 4chan. not at all.
>>78583018Just part of the fake simulacra of online mental illnesses innitberg. Let's pretend I am crazyyyyy.
>pentobarbital lethal injection >pass out into eternal nothingness >actually instantly wake up in next incarnation like a boss
But Dr. Blumstein said its just like going 2 sleep forever.........
There is no good reason at all to believe that there is anything beyond the natural, material universe.
>>78583048>>78583059it's probably some lame hippy new age spiritual nonsense like your ego dies and you are now part of the universal aether 'unburdened' by all that human nonsensebut as a current-human that sounds awful i am 'not ready' give me the Vietnamese rice farmer option
>>78583073i mean this all definitely exists and it is real, but the fact it exists (whether 'stuff' always did or came into being) is pretty strange. i know that's my limited human understanding talking and it does tap into superstition, but it opens up all sorts of "What Else?" questions.these discussions are so boring sober. crosslad you'd better be intoxicated.
>it's all a simulationLITERALLY so what? LITERALLY what does that change in any way?
>>78583105i get to know it, and i get to tell people about it.
>>78583073Disagree bt seems like a happier life thinking that way so I wouldn't try 2 persuade
>>78583105You get to feel smug about le NPCs from your boxroom
>>78583105Its a good question it matters a lot or not at all depending on what started the simulation to begin with. Not really the type of discussion for here tho
>>78583114what do you actually non-shitpostingly believe?
>Move fan blowing on the PC case one slight nanocentimeter to the left>Comes crashing down the trash bin it's standing on not even 10 seconds later for no apparent reason>Second time this has happened within a dayAlright that's it, i'll cop the small USB thing now
>>78583133Let's say for the sake of argument we can prove it's a simulation and we can prove the intent behind it is malicious... so what?Again, I ask: LITERALLY what does that change? What COULD possibly change under such circumstances? Nothing.
Boring tedious drivel hath been posted in this threadington, verily. Ze wapu shall be coppin some R&R.
>>78583171Le simulation is just god for atheists who are embarrassed by Richard Dawkins et al.
If you really think that then go and throw yourself under a passing car right now. Youll wake up again if it's really a simulation
Why doesn't Ruthmong just simulate some shoes?
>>78583144Too long for when am phoneposting to seriouspost bt some other time >>78583171Then we should try to escape it. If we can't then it doesnt matter you're right. I used 2 think there must be a way bt I got very discouraged in 2022 for cerain reasons nd now I'm too depressed about it to really care anymore.
>>78583185i appreciate the outspoken atheists who have stuck to their guns, but his outspokenness really got worse. he's started to JUST KNOW, CORRECTLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY things besides atheism. i hope there are other atheists in the community telling him to pipe the fuck down, there's actually scientific debate on ____.
Reality is hard to face sometimes, but some fantasies can be so absorbing that it becomes difficult to step out of them after a while.
>>78583217>Then we should try to escape it.If we're a simulation then this is a nonsensical proposition. It's like saying a piece of software should try and escape the computer it's running on. Like, what?
>>78583185Some versions, i think helper lad sees itblike that, mine is 100% religious
>>78583197it may be temporary and the reward could be eternal bliss, but here's my counter argument:that would really hurt ;_; (also my simu-mum would be sad)
>>78583197Corr Propa good kittington diss one
>>78583223Said reality being: oh fuck I wasted my life and now I am miserable. Time to cope with vague, meaningless mystical bullshit that I don't actually believe because it makes me sound interesting. K E K
>>78583223I'd say it's not a fantasy since I'd actively prefer not to believe it bt nevertheless can't help it. I don't find anything else convincing, even when I'd like it to convince me.
I had a dream Crosslad and I formed a serial killing team and we hunted and killed HHL. Then my erect cock split in half down the middle when I was taking a piss and it freaked me the fuck out.
>>78583244I felt the same when my life was OK thoughbeit. Nd i almost never talk about it seriously. Just cause image limit
I shall bend my knee to whichever brave knight creates a new thread, unless it is a shit one or he is a dickhead
>>78583226>It's like saying a piece of software should try and escape the computer it's running on. Like, what?did anyone read Kid Radd back in the day? breddy gud for a sprite webcomic.
>Now that your life has come to an end, we have assessed your performance in the simulation. You only got a D in Ethical Behaviour, so back in you go.
>>78582916All this from this when I read it back does it sound like an insult? It was sth I found cute. Am I bad at reading how ppl will respond to things probably. Image an image of an aloof confused anime girl here
What do I do when mum dies, ladsShes getting old and very tired, and I'm afraid.
>>78583293if you are autistic how are you this knowledgeable about tone and facial expressions?
>>78583295Same thing you always do, but with less
fresh wastle bread>>78583305>>78583305
>>78583295it's fine she's actually in a simulation.
>>78583292God has an A in advanced higher English so he's good at analysing whatever i did 2 know that I didn't really mean it. Amen.
>>78583216He's working on it, some fresh Linux coded shoes.
>>78583302I said the exact opposite de lad
