Caldicot Castle edition
Hope ssm gets better soon. Worried about him
what's stopping the enemies from attacking castles from above?
>>78583319whats up with him now
>>78583305nice castle that milord
>>78583328Twolls report him to the DWP. It stress him out. He can't sleep at night
Time is a flat circle, lads. Never have I heard anything more divine.
>>78583327Shit, you cracked the code. Pack it in lads.
>>78583349i read a H. P. Lovecraft story about a cube with NO sides it blew my mind i couldn't sleep for weeks
Felt claustrophobic w image limit >>78583349Dont like finking bout these things near bed time desu. Watching ghost hunters on telly as well. Bad dreams ahead.
>>78583327how would they get above it in 1086?
>>78583327exactly>>78583305have some of this you cunt
>>78583351i'm going to patent modular roofs that clip on to the crenellations like Lego. nobody do it before me, this post is prior art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVfU5_rjX4What's the SSA's response to this?
>>78583366dragonsheliumlightningladder
>>78583366Catapult?
>>78583382>all I do is rip rich companies offFucking based
>>78583402has anyone improved on the catapult design? something about it seems so childish.
>>78583419Depends on what you mean to improve. See here >>78583367the humble trebby is still a great machine but not very mobile.
ASMR tuppence sounds
>>78583419Yes, it's called a cannon.
No ghost gf
Happy Saturday gents
Didn't even know it was bank holiday. Joys of NEETdom.
>>78583426i don't know, it's clearly engineered and must have gone through iterations, an understanding of physics, etc. but look at modern bridges compared to ancient ones, or compare those to just chucking down some planks of wood.>>78583435all right the cut-off is it has to sling rocks, without fuel or combustion.
I was on benzos since 2015 til v recently so I will deffos get brain damage or already have it. Ppl lost their lives trying 2 get off much shorter length of time. Why I worry about a retirement or anyrgijf. I'll have dementia in 10 years or sth. Every day a bonus.
https://lichess.org/fqGgvjExhttps://lichess.org/fqGgvjExhttps://lichess.org/fqGgvjEx
INAHLE INHALE YOU'RE THE VICTIM
I'm never having sex and I have come to terms with that fact.
>>78583459I suppose something similar one of these fairground rides could probably throw a rock incredibly far if it was rigged with the right attachments. We have the materials but not the need these days.
If I could delete the memory of having sex and have sex 'for the first time' again, I wouldn't. Instead I'd delete the memory of the Prodigy album The Fat of the Land then listen to that.
>>78583511cor, imagine being a giant and using one of these to flick rocks at things.i know what i'm thinking about in bed tonight.
time is a flat pint of ale lads
>>78583525>>78583511it not right that the billionaires of the world don't make things like this to see how far and fast they could ping big rocks
>>78583295Doesnt bear finking about
>>78583555i suspect they do, on their secret islands (the ones you WON'T find on Google Earth)
>>78583564phwoar that's sexy wee bint I'd fuck her arse raw
Mate I just fucking crushed you in chess. Get good.No but in all seriousness good game, I should've lost earlier actually but you didn't spot the fork I left open.
>>78583599Have a cold shower de lad
>>78583619absolute cringe mate
no one beats me at chess everhttps://lichess.org/6Y9Bq8VMhttps://lichess.org/6Y9Bq8VM
>>78583659chess seems pretty complicated if someone does some mad clever thing to wreck their opponent it's literally mind games, it's not a metaphor. anon could actually use his intellect to bring down society, i'm glad he's sticking to chess.
>>78583714im the most intelligent poster itt and i can prove ithttps://lichess.org/6Y9Bq8VMhttps://lichess.org/6Y9Bq8VM
>>78583722>im the most intelligent poster itt and i can prove itYeah well, consider this
>>78583738does anyone actually pee through those gaps in boxers/trousers? i just pull them down slightly, always have.
>>78583748I sit down desu
>>78583748Nope. I've also been paranoid about my balls being anywhere near a zip since I watched There's Something About Mary when I was a bairn
>>78583814Thank you king, so brave x
>deleted postHe has been silenced for saying what we all need to hear x
>>78583891I didn't hear it and I'm not visiting some third party 4chan archiving web site to check. Don't want viruses on my machine.
don't have any hot chocolatebut i DO have mocha sachets
In the darkness of the early hours, autumnal cold creeping in through windows so recently left open, I retire to my lonely bed and there, alone, I think of tits
i'm going to do itdon't try to stop me
>>78584185Naw divn't dae it anon I love you
the same way cyber security companies hire hackers, Netflix should hire pirates to be professional content consumersnot me however, i hate consuming content
>>78584251deep down you know i'm on my second cup and i only hope i can serve as a warning to others
Supernanny jo frost my fav genre of woman
>>78584300god rest your soul, you fleeting beauty
>>78584382i miss the shiny chrome gradient of old YouTube. back when web pages were white to simulate paper, fuck all this dark mode bollocks. if you want colours have buttons that gradually FADE from one colour to a darker shade, also it looks a bit glossy. coward designers nowadays.
"uh yeah this is the web3 HTML6 standards committee. a default web page? our surveys have concluded that Times New Roman is unreadable and old-fashioned, and white hurts people's eyes :( from now it's hipstertech sans (stylised in all lower case for extra trendiness) and pages will default to a dark grey - it's not the 90s any more we don't need to worry about Web Safe colours LOLs!"
Came 1st in mario kart playing Peach rn with some Link nigga close 2nd place. Feels simulation-y.>KMS88
i remember Mario 64 where if you did TOO well the enemies would just fucking invisibly accelerate/warp directly towards you on the map. it's like the game was programming you to be only decent at it, you're that fucking speedster kid at the end of The Incredibles.
Cat Peach 2 be precise
>>78584477Yea rubberbanding. Hate it. Its pretty bad in mk8 bt i only play online ""casually"(I get angry) so its OK with humans still some bullshit involved though
Gotta get in that late night sweat sesh in, lids. Not on a mad one tonight cause I'm working at 1500. Just feels good, innit.
oh look at me i'm healthy i don't even tremble from the weight of picking up a mug of coffee.cool have an award mate.
>>78584588Do you just do cardio or are you lifting weights de lid? Well done either way
The true rebels always walk alone.
>>78584680WRONG spartacus had loads of big muscly mates and they all thought he was class and he held hands with them sometimes
dance, set phone on floor, resume position, dance, set phone on box, resume position, dance...yeah, gonna stitch this all together it'll look great.
>>78584697said this during the quad-threadly old films discussion recently but they edited the film to remove the reference to bisexuality and then they edited it back in with newer dubs (one actor sounded older and the other was Anthony Hopkins doing a vocal impression).so we may never know what the true Spartacus was like.
>>78584698Haha yeah me and mum, everyone's gonna love this
>>78584719bouncing boobies
>>78584719the mum looks more fun. like she's being daft for the hell of it and we'd have some conversation she begins with "eee, you know what".need to find some mum-friends.
>>78584632Don't be a seethie weethie. Get stuck in yourself!>>78584659Just cardio for a few more weeks, then when my body and mind are used to it, I'll start the weight seshes again after work. It's gonna be okay, lads.
>>78584835i've enjoyed exercise and it felt good plus i enjoyed simply being able to carry more.however it lacks that self-destructive edge something like drugs can bring.
>>78584185Can start a monster can at 19:30 at work and be fine, but this is new level. Lovely image if you made it.>>78584845Don't remind me :)
>About two-thirds of Neets (66pc) fall into the economically inactive category.>economically inactive - not seeking work>poor mental health is a major barrier to employment for many young people, with the number of them out of work because of ill health doubling in 10 years, to about 190,000 last year. >"We know that if young people drop out of school or take a while to find a job, they are much more likely to be out of work a decade later. >"They are also more likely to remain trapped in low-paid work into adulthood."Women and immigrants will be supporting our economically inactive lifestyles. A growing number of young men simply do not want to work anymore. These young men will most likely remain unemployed later in life or stuck in wagie jobs. There's no point working if you aren't able to enjoy life (holidays, relationships, moving out...).https://www.bbc.co.uk/articles/cz55mjj4rlgo
>>78584903I want to live in a small attic bedsit with brick walls.
>>78584903>There's no point working if you aren't able to enjoy lifeDoesn't that contradict your idea of NEETdom being comfy? Why say that?
>>78584969the recurring subtext is that being a NEET is simply unenjoyable. which i agree with but the sensible attitude should be that it doesn't HAVE to be, it just is currently. all the olden days 'science fiction is becoming real' speculation was that technology would be SO good we'd have robots cleaning our perfect domiciles and what will we do with the free time?! instead people are still working 9-5 and it's all artificial.
The no pussy no work is hitting hard with young men. What purpose is there to working to just come back home to your parents, play vidya day in, day out? Isn't that basically what you would do a NEET?You'll save up some money by working and living with your parents. Only to eventually lose it all if you manage to rent somewhere as a single person. You probably wouldn't even get a place anyway because landlords want couples (in case one loses a job, the other can still pay their high rent). Us NEETs can't get pussy, may not really want to trust living with some stranger roommate who will steal your stuff.Meanwhile a woman can just find a lad in a good career if she is a wagie. There's not really much value to you, a NEET or minimum wagie. A woman wouldn't want that. So why would you want to even bother slaving away just to live the same old mundane life you have now? Your mental health will probably be worse. If you were born in Britian, you don't have to work. Let the net migration take care of it. Those people have to work because they abandoned their own economies and kept wages low for us unskilled lads.
>>78584979personally i think the neets vs wagies gimmick is very forced on /britfeel/ and distracts from the fact that everything is bad. you can and probably will be miserable doing anything, dossing or working. same way some very lucky people can be happy doing nothing and happy waging in a warehouse.i'm neet and disabled and hate it, i'd probably hate it if i was disabled and working too. that's just how it goes.
>>78585010What matters is that some landlord has a one bedroom loft 'apartment' with interior brick walls (none of that fake wallpaper shite). Little kitchenette, maybe a drum kit in one corner.And I'M not living there.
>>78585006I hate you ruthmong, you stinky larper, you slithering worm, you sour little ghoul
>>78584969It is comfy but depressing. Working is even more depressing though as some men just don't get the perks of adult life (sex, relationships, holidays, car etc).If I'm unappealing as a wagie to a woman, then I may as well just not work. I haven't worked for most of my twenties anyway. I just don't care anymore about wanting to work. It's depressing.
>>78585036Is this how you'll spend your time, then? Pretending that there is a NPNW "movement" and posting on /britfeel/ about how awful your circumstanes are?your life is your lifedon't let it be clubbed into dank submission.be on the watch.there are ways out.there is a light somewhere.it may not be much light butit beats the darkness.be on the watch.the gods will offer you chances.know them.take them.you can't beat death butyou can beat death in life, sometimes.and the more often you learn to do it,the more light there will be.your life is your life.know it while you have it.you are marvelousthe gods wait to delight in you.
As long as the Shoreditch craft-beer-and-shrooms flat of my dreams exists while I'm not occupying it, there is a sickness in this country. Blaming immigration is short-sighted.
Immigration is bad for this country in these numbers. The wages have hardly risen in line with inflation. Women are taking advantage of the lucky men who managed to get a good career. You can't afford a girlfriend anymore on minimum wage. You are seen as a loser to them if you aren't doing an exciting, well-paid career.
>>78585069Why do you dedicate so much time to these copes when they don't even make you feel better?
I am not going to work ever again. It made no difference to my life when I worked. I was still alone, never could go on holidays. I don't honestly see the point in working. Being homeless, on the streets doesn't even bother me if that were to happen otherwise I'd be doing something about it. I don't care about material things anymore either. Now I understand why some men just commit crime knowing they can be taken care of in prison.
>>78585098Just the reality of it all. There's no "answer" for men like me. All the help is there maybe when you're under 25 but beyond that you are expected to have your shit together and not be mentally unwell. That's one of the reasons I hate this shitty country so much. I don't want to work to exist. Simple things in life I cannot have. So I'm just staying economically inactive.
>>78585102the 'safer' version of this is just waiting until i become so unwell i need some kind of temporary/permanent care. whether that's physical illness or mental illness.
>>78585119>That's one of the reasons I hate this shitty country so muchThere's no country on earth where your lifestyle would be considered healthy.>So I'm just staying economically inactive.I don't believe you when you act like this is a conscious choice to "get back at society". You just don't know what else to do, and you're incredibly lazy and afraid, so you're justifying your inaction to yourself.
>>78585153the country can change to accommodate his lifestyle. aren't we in "there aren't ENOUGH jobs!" mode this year?
Count the white men in this video. Grim. Why would I want to work amongst this lot in my own country? They are an entirely different culture. White men aren't doing these low paid, deadend jobs. If you said to a girl you work here, they'd think you are a loser. You're just not expected to do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItEc2p8-HyM
>>78585188>White men aren't doing these low paid, deadend jobs.I am :(
DX is a delivery company I NEED stuff delivered
>>78585166I, too, would like it if there were a job that fit the following criteria:>pays enough for me to live alone>requires zero experience>has no standards of hygeine and no dress code>has no standards of conduct, encourages spitefulness and cruelty>seeks you out instead of needing an application>awards an ASMR gf after 6 months service>shoes includedBut I'm not just sitting around waiting for that to happen
>>78585209Ignore him Offie, lad's a dickhead
>>78585188>The absolute STATE of the UK these days>This demographic is typical of workplaces up and down the country. What a joke the UK is.>Spot the white man!>Migrant workers queing up for a days work, This is the Britain that Starmer wants>Christ, looks more like a port of entry than warehouse, clearly a very British companyIt's not just me. This is the "world of work" for NEETs. How fucking depressing is that. Meanwhile I get an ad about a woman wanting the big city job because you just know women would never want to do any kind of actual work.
if it's not just you why do you keep replying to your own posts
>>78585209That's a shame then. I couldn't tolerate it with my current longterm mental health issues and lack of relationships.
>tfw Elon gets to larp as Tony Stark and shitpost on the world stage every day scott freepretty jelly desu
>>78585215>pays enough for me to live alone>requires zero experienceThese two points alone should be the bare minimum. Why would you want to work and not afford to live? Imagine if you didn't have parents to come back to. Then what?
>>78585264he should've never bought twitter, missed the sweet spot of shitposting heaven
>>78585277Yeah I agree landlords should all be hanged
Go up to warehouses anywhere in this shit country and ask "where are all the white men working".
They didn't even give me a locker in my wagie warehouse job. All the immigrants had one. I had to leave my bag on the floor.
Getting back on the night walk soon. Teach those little maggots another lesson.
They didn't even give me any trousers at my wagie warehouse job. I had to cup my little willy with a covid mask.
Arrest me again pigs for lawful activities. Fuck the lot of them. Corrupt cunts.
>>78585215>But I'm not just sitting around waiting for that to happeni am, and i want it for others, not just myself.if you're selfish, you do you.
Gonna start pretending to go outside soon. Stomping my feet really hard until mummy wakes up again.
nightwalk anon is taking on the bizzies again. but will he win, in this sick society of ours???
>>78585318copped a decent larf with this post ngl
>why are you walking around at this time? where are you going? can you explain the costume?don't have to answer questions. i know my rights.
>>78585352>there's nothing technically illegal about it>i can frighten women on purpose all i like, pigsgood job he's at home with his mum really
christbritfeel drivel really off the charts atm
>>78585391what's your favourite song?
>>78585394ZUN - U.N. Owen Was Her?
Before he found cex Mark would just buy gadgets and then destroy themhttps://youtu.be/90bY32giSys
all gadgets should be destroyed
i have put a Bloo in my toileti want to know how clear my urine isif i watch my cock wee i can't keep weeingi'm like one of those frogs that explodes by mistake
>>78585467boss battle music. would hurt my ears with headphones. v good 10/10>>78585576very sinister video but quite relatable i think. don't know how why he didn't two handed smash it off the table though, that's what i always want to do with mine.always something hauntingly performative about mark's breakdowns, bit scary. makes me feel like the lad from Dead Man's Shoes is gonna gone from off screen and do him in.
>>78585394uhhofficially it is Like a Rolling Stone by Dylan
>>78585809if you were allowed to be honest and your mouthwords matched your headwords, what would you say instead?
How does it feel now you've got no SecretsTo conceal?
i like dreaming of you by the coral :)
>>78585814ummm dunno probably something by the Shangri Las
I think about youAll the timeYes I doWhen I cant sleep at night (Heaven Only Knows)
Bob Dyllend
more like bob dylended his career by switching to electric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a_PRcVYX7g
Love is so simple, to quote a phraseYou've known it all the timeI'm learnin' it these daysOh, I know where I can find youOh, in somebody's roomIt's a price I have to payYou're a big girl all the way
Timothy Chalamend is playing him in a film so he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBNfVX1hE8
>>78586037good casting tbqh(never actually heard the lad speak or seen him in anything, btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idcaRTg4-fMare there any other good 'undiscovered, discovered later' musicians like this guy? doesn't have to be folk. bonus if there's an interesting story behind it.
>>78586056don't think there's anyone like mr drake v sadly, never heard anything near his levelSibylle Baier wasn't famous until after she died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_F0mPq7ecand I don't think Jackson C Frank was recognised in his time eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyI7ph709x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qfbi3HACV8
>>78586169>san andreas theme
>>78586186rap version, nyeeeeeeeeeeguhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoYGKrkNWLg
a 'power cut'? haha mate was that at your 'apartment'? after shopping at 'the mall'?
fucking answer me, national grid.
Finally convinced my wife to visit a swingers club next friday so get in there
>>78585995Bob Dylan is one of those celebrities where I can never remember if they're still alive even after looking them up before
>>78586484Two of the Beatles are still alive. Mind boggling.
Still no news from HHL after his wokey relapse
>>78586594he posted his number during his meltdown on Wednesday night. we're the only family he has, maybe someone should ring him.
>>78586641>we're the only family he hasIsnt he close with his parents? They also live in a spacker home for some reason
>>78586679i'm not too familiar with the lore but i always interpreted that as they live in a DIFFERENT home. don't know how adults/families work if you all have specialist care needs.
>>78586684Could just be older and physically not up to task. I know my dad's looking at going into one due to illness and deteriorating health.
>>78586641Corr a hotline to hhl whenever i need a laugh
Surely he wouldn't actually post his real number?
Even the people at work who look like outcasts and weirdos are extremely social and assume you are too. I am probably just above the threshold of being too mentally different to work. Literally everyone there is more sociable. They must think I am a total freak. But being paid at the end of the month to fund material things which make me feel good is lush and I mean lush.
Mackem spacker
>>78587137You can learn a lot from those super outgoing people though. Even if it's very exhausting at times. More fun to be around too desu
>>78587162Oh yeah I tend to like those types anyway. But I do not think it rubs off unfortunately. The worst thing is that I show no interest in them. You know when people ask you things about yourself or your weekend or whatever and you respond but then forget to ask them the same.
if you can drink just ge tdrunkfucking go to the club on a weekday night make friends its all ephemeral get someone's number the next day 'hi mate where are you? by the bar' don't even remember sending thatfuck i miss drinking
Gunna go play some monkey game
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_4chan_/lgbt/_slanghow many do YOU know?
>>78587192Im getting drunk rn me
Every fucking day is the same. Just sadness. Wasted my life. No solution in sight.
>>78587342Most of them are self-explanatory I guess but I never visit there.
>>78587367If you were genuinely unhappy with your life you would change something but you dont i reckon you arent
Clean this 3500 year old mess up museum wagie.
>>78587386I've been crying on and off all night. I think I'm not very well mentally. I don't see any good times ahead for me, only bad times.
>>78587400>I've been crying on and off all night.Mate, you've been shitposting the entire night. Stop your crying LARP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIMhr0yHc8HES LIVE
Marks voice sounds like shit.Screaming at the bookies no doubt
my morning was breaking down while making batter. i don't even need batter. i just made some. 'what the fuck am i doing'.(not a LARP)
just seen a very beautiful girl on yt.
The R&R hath concluded
legal high that causes dizziness, recklessness, amnesia, dehydration, hallucinations...teens are taking it as a rite of passage, sometimes young kidsimported from Russia, Germany... even created domesticallyestimated that most of the country have at least tried it, it's endemicand that drug's name? alc*h*l.
I could fix ruthmong
carboy Please return or someone post his nudes where he is sitting on the floor holding his legs up with his feet showing naked he wasn't leaning back as much as the guy is in pic related, he was sitting on the floor and he is skinny and indian and I need to talk to himA
>>78587367So much time has passed and nothing has changed in my life. I see my friends talk about their big important jobs and all the things they have to do and how much money they've made, and I feel like a little boy. How did this happen? How do other people know what they are supposed to do and function? I think about going to uni or getting a job and I start to panic. What if I waste even more time? What if I choose the wrong thing? What if I do it all only to be rejected because there is something inexplicably wrong with me I can never fix? And then my mind goes dull and blank and I try and go numb until tommorow.
Morning lads, I'm browsing on linux btw.
>>78587836I think about that too but then realise I'm physically not 20 anymore but mentally still 16. I just don't do anything because there's no single thing that appeals to me. I never understand how people decide what they want to do.
>>78587866I know people do stuff not because it interests them but because they are trying to better themselves, I know people who put themselves through school and worked long hours basically without anyone pushing them. But I still wonder how the fuck they knew what to do. If it were me I'd be stuck at minimum wage for 5 years or do some useless uni course and still be unable to convince a job interviewer im worth something
>>78587799Nope I'm going to die soon.
>>78587883>I'm going to die soonWhy?
>>78587883This you mate? It's alright just buy some slides online or something.
Hundreds of thousands of future Ruthmongs, SSMs and HHLs. Disturbing to think about.https://www.bbc.co.uk/articles/cz55mjj4rlgo
>>78587862Got something to hide, eh? Nonce.
>>78587909>OMG SO MANY YOUNG PEOPLE ARE OUT OF WORK THIS IS TERRIBLE!!Okay, so are we going to end the means by which they can choose this lifestyle without consequence? You know, the whole welfare state thing?>OMG NOOOOOO THAT'S TERRIBLE WHAT ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS?!?!allsotiresome.jpeg
>>78587900It's quite obvious my life can only get worse from here on. I've missed the boat for many things.>>78587902No why would you wear shoes indoors anyway?
>>78587922Linux is the anti-nonce OS. Nonces only use Windows and MacOS.
>>78587960Lollers uses linux and he is a nonce
>>78587972If you say so, though I have never personally seen him claim as such.
>>78587866>>78587881You were supposed following the ((system) that was created for society school>college>uni>job. This system is designed to provide individuals with the education and skills needed to enter the workforce and build a stable career. When you dont follow this planned route the the alternatives are entrepreneur or professional athlete
>>78588027I did the first half of that then kind of dropped out because it got so overwhelming. How are you supposed to just pick what to study? And then stick to it for years knowing you might be making an expensive and stressful mistake.Ofc its an even worse mistake to not do anything, I just don't know how people suck it up and commit and keep committing for years. I really fell off the wagon.
I might go for a walk and never come back home. What's the worse that can happen?
>>78588027And now they don't let you have a second chance unless you have lots of money.
The moneylenders are really trying to fuck with my mind today. Probably trying out prototype 6G devices on me.
>>78588059Ive heard that 7g will tickle your balls when a call comes through
This no life and getting older is really getting to me lately. It doesn't get better. I have yet to have a relationship and I'm not interested in working anymore. I don't see the point.
When I'm gone you'll know.
>hello fellow Jews, who should we target with our secret technology?
>>78588075the older you get the more responsible you're expected to be while also knowing that whats possible for you is diminishing exponentiallylife can only really be lived when you're in your early 20s and its all downhill from there really
Who economically inactive here (unemployed, not looking for work)?
>>78588115Don't joke about this shit, you twat.
>>78588122Guess I'll just stay neet then rather than be a slave to the system. I have absolutely no interest as I don't get the life most people get.
>>78588135sorry anon. turn your room into a faraday cage.
Rioters: well how SHOULD we protest???NEETs:
seasideMARK brought 37 pounds worth of Curtis butchers bacon and 20 worth of Curtis sausageshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzFpkbYmJcgAND he's gone and got himself a new macbook prohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIMhr0yHc8
Don't know why mum doesn't get carer's allowance for me. I'm mentally incapable of going to apply for benefits. It all overwhelms me. I don't have a smartphone either and they expect me to leave the house with my agoraphobia.
>If only I didn't have this damned agoraphobia I would be a productive member of society. I really, really want to, but if I spend too long outside I get a touch of the nerves and that's me done for the day; for the entire week really. Mummy needs to understand this.
>>78588216maybe he's good at something, or would be. you don't know him your sarcasm actually sounds like it would be reasonable enough.
agoraphobia is just long winded cope for dossers who think they've found their golden ticket >If i tell them im scared of being outside then they will just give me bennies so i can sit and wank to cartoons in my childhood box room
>>78588239This. Same with TMAU, "anxiety and depression", PTSD, fibromyalgia etc. All fake, made up nonsense used EXCLUSIVELY by dossers to grift money out of the system.
>no mummy i'm scared of going outside! there's normies being happy and having fun, and to top it all of i occasionally see a scary brown person!
>>78588196How does ssm afford all these luxuries?
>>78588254He is very open about how he runs scams and defrauds companies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVfU5_rjX4
i have work aversion disorder
>>78588251Not a good thing seeing couples outside. It's like they all decide to hug and kiss whenever I'm out. Like I'm in the Truman Show. Very grim.
>>78588254The wagies are very generous
Based SSM stealing from the rich (Vodafone) and giving to the poor (himself)
>nooo we can't just restructure society and the economy around giving everyone a comfortable level of income regardless of work status, leaving work as an optional pursuit for more aspirational, creative, or greedy citizens!
>>78588309Yeah, we can't, and every attempt to do so has resulted in misery, impoverishment, destitution, crime and the proliferation of the unproductive and dysgenic.
>>78588322then what the fuck is the point of pursuing technological progress, ever, at all? when will we 'be done'?
>Not a good thing seeing couples outside. lt's like they all decide to hug and kiss whenever I'm out. Like I'm in the Truman Show. Very grim.
>why should I have to do anything? Can we not just have free money for people who want to sit on their arse all day complaining? Fucking state of you lads
>>78588331dont argue with neoliberals, they think the endgame of humanity is for everyone to be equal in their toil
>>78588349Some of us are mentally incapable of handling work and socialising.
>>78588331Plenty of reasons:>to tame the natural world>to exert our will over the natural world>to alleviate pointless suffering>because we're curious and the zealous insight of genius doesn't care for reasons>to make moneyWe will not 'be done' until every atom of matter and joule of energy in the universe is under the sole dominion of mankind and not a moment before. It's really quite pathetic that you think the teleology of mankind, our technology and our role in the universe is nothing more than making sure that people can wank to anime, play vidya all day and eat pizza without having to work for it.
>>78588346I can't even get a beard that good. He has shoes too.
>>78588350Except I'm not a neoliberal and that's not what I think.
>>78588355have you got this in writing from an actual doctor or is this just another thing you have made up and convinced you self of to justify doing fuck all every day?
>>78588369>the proliferation of the unproductive and dysgenicok thatcher
She's younger than me yet I feel she's a very mature person. She wouldn't even notice someone like me in the street.
>>78588355You are obviously capable of working, you just don't want to and so choose instead to parasite off the welfare system.
>>78588375No. I have no friends, always struggled socially and extremely directionless in life. I suffer daily with my depression and anger. It's only getting worse as I get older.
>>78588377So the only people who don't want the proliferation of such an underclass are neoliberals? How does someone even arrive at such a myopic and retarded worldview?
>>78588383>go to job interview>start violently shaking in fear>cant look interviewer in the eye>mumble out some pathetic responses to his questions>he looks at me like im the biggest freak he's ever seenidk how to act normal de lad, anyone got any tips?
>>78588387you need a bit of routine in your life lad, something like a job would help out massively, chance to make new friends or at least have people to talk to
So much to doBetter get to it
>>78588400Don't think I could intergrate well with these sorts.https://youtu.be/ItEc2p8-HyM
>>78588410you only think that lad, stop being so self defeatist fucking hell , you will never know until you at least try
>>78588399Yeah you could just not start violently shaking, lad. You're a fully grown adult. Pull yourself together ffs. If you are really, TRULY incapable of doing that yourself then go to your doctor and ask for some lithium to mellow you out or whatever.You could also just apply for generic wfh admin jobs and ask for the remote interview to be done without a camera. Issue solved.You just don't want to work. That's not even a bad position as such, but you have to admit it at least.
DJE or DJ?
>>78588380she looks tired after her trip
>>78588420Looks like a Ukrainian 'volunteer recruiter'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8U_dafzMesChoon, lads
>>78588419>just take drugs that literally give you brain damage so you can handle a conversationback in the day maybe i could have gotten a lobotomy and that would have sorted me out
>>78588416Every job out there is minimum wage deadend for me. It's all immigrants like that up and down the country. They don't speak English at work and stick to their own. I'd feel like a foreigner in my own country. Depresses me thinking about it.
She claims to have gone to Southeast Asia yet doesn't have a tan. Very suspicious.
>>78588420It's DJ for me. DJE is just an impersonator.
>>78588426He looks like a 5ft 6 type of bloke who enjoys a pint.
>>78588435You start with dead-end minimum wage shit and you better your self from there lad , Life is fucking depressing mess, you just gotta keep on truckin tbqh People dont just walk into their perfect job
>>78588444she stole than fan from the local Chinese and made up this elaborate lie because ASMR bints are fucking stupid
>>78588450His name is Daniel and he is indeed a manlet.
>>78588444Sunscreen, also known as sunblock[a] , sun lotion or sun cream, is a photoprotective topical product for the skin that helps protect against sunburn and prevent skin cancer. Sunscreens come as lotions, sprays, gels, foams (such as an expanded foam lotion or whipped lotion[4]), sticks, powders and other topical products. Sunscreens are common supplements to clothing, particularly sunglasses, sunhats and special sun protective clothing, and other forms of photoprotection (such as umbrellas).
>>78588453no actually i think you're supposed to go to uni and learn a real skill which can actually be built upon. you dont work at tescos for 5 years and somehow end up somewhere better. if you want to be poor forever just get a minimum wage job
>>78588422She was sad about coming back to her normal life of friends, family and active lifestyle/routine. Really is a very different world for some people.
>>78588449I bet he never washes those stinky green Adidas joggers
>>78588449At least DJE doesn't have fungal nails.
>>78588453It doesn't progress for lads like me. I'd be stuck in minimum wage work forever. That's why I stay unemployed.
>>78588471Daniel lives with his grandad. Pretty sad at his age.
I think Destiny is a total twat, but it is funny to see him start to discover the dead internet theory for the first time.
>>78588478Yeah he does but apparently he has an Iranian girlfriend. He must be doing ok financially with 125k subscribers. Why would you want to live in your own place and pay rent anyway when you can take care of your family?
>>78588461>>78588476I keep forgetting a lot of you lads cant see the wood for the trees
>>78588468You are jealous. He's married with sprogs. You will never achieve that.
>>78588461If I want to be poor I'd rather be on bennies and not care about buying phones and netflix.
>>78588456I believe her lad. Why would she lie? Nothing to gain from it.
>>78588491dont get me wrong working for a bit is a good way to get started but it doesnt lead to anything and thats always the problem, there are 60 year olds who have worked all their life and got nowhere because it was all low skilled work.
Annual carnival in town today after the wheelbarrow race last night. Living in a small town/village is so fucking weird.
>>78588444Did this make you depressed lad? A young woman going half way across the world whilst you rotted away your twenties in mummy's house?
Got some vidya in the vidya sale but too depressed to play them. Don't know why I bother anymore.
>>78588489>has an Iranian girlfriendI remember him mentioning that in one of his migrant hotel videos. I always thought Iranian women had high standards when it came to men.
>tfw no gf to go to vietnam and cambodia with
Ruthmong Audits would get double the views DJE Media gets
>work yourself to death in a shitty dad end job with a bunch of foreigners who hate you so you dont have to think about how or why the country is shiti wish this mong cunt thats been telling anons here for months now to get shitty jobs would fuck off. probably the same cunt who was shilling toastmasters as well.want to better your life? get on a carnivore diet and build a healthy routine yourself. being trapped in a dead end job that doesnt pay will raise cortisol levels to high heaven and will make you feel worse.
>>78588542you're better off going there to meet women.
UH OH WAGIE! LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO CLEAN THAT ALL UP!
>>78588567FUCKING LMAOOO WHAT A MONG
>>78588552Don't be daft lad. I'm not a narcissistic person who likes upsetting people for views.
Took an exceedingly liberating shidd just now, me
>>78588564People don't go to Cambodia to meet women, if you get me
>>78588579You're the one who said you wanted to become an auditor
>>78588557It's amazing how this never gets brought up when you see those unemployed dosser articles on news sites.
>>78588579he's gone and made you a snazzy AI logo. the least you could do is live up to it.
>>78588567I wonder if they kept the sauce.
>>78588595Probably got AI to make it.
>>78588601Scooped up and put back in the tubs no doubt.
>>78588586No that's the audit/DJ lad.
>>78588615>that's the audit/DJ lad
How do people endure working the same dead end job all their life? I'd rather be dead.
How do people endure being on the dole all their life? I'd rather be dead.
>just get a jobuh huh, yeah let me just get past this cerberus watchdog first
>>78588640I'd rather be on the dole than do minimum wage work all my life. That's no quality of life for me working a job I hate.
>>78588644does Canada not have trade unions or summat
>>78588640Not all people are the same. You and I could never live some fucking destitute, parasiting life for a pittance handed out by the state. Others, well, they really just don't give a shit and are too lazy and don't want to get a job.
>>78588506Some people are wired for success and some are not. From you wrote you are of the latter unfortunately and thats okay, not everybody is meant for success.
>>78588557Never a nice thing to say have you? Just 24/7 hatred instead.
>>78588661Trade unions are all run by commies who support open borders and insane wokery
Hopefully wops will get a better job soon. She doesn't like working part time at Home Bargains. Why wouldn't she go to university like many females?
>>78588690yeah i'm glad those lot are about.
Reason I don't work is that's all my life becomes...work. No social benefits from it at all. Why would I want that?
Imagine wanting to work post-retirement. Some people honestly love minimum wage jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0SVG6SgirE2real4me
>>78588589they want us living like slaves. fast food and its restaurant chains are big with wagies need a quick slop up before they're sent off back to work>>78588644keeek>>78588684whats not nice about calling out the resident ghoul trying to get anons trapped in a shit situation?whats not nice about letting others know about the carnivore diet?truth is you're seething i called you out for being a ghoul
Female business owners are more likely to employ women. Look at that diversity in Australia. Cunts.
>>78588722next level of cruelty that. conditioning people to work themselves into a grave, sometimes an early grave. and for what? a job that simply does not pay in todays societal climateall these bames being flooded into the country are just modern slaves. thats if they dont take the benefits routegrim i think id claim asylum in Russia if i wasnt a tranny, then again i dont really fancy running away from things
>>78588767Why do happy women make you so angry? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>78588767i want those tubs of sweets
POV: You're about to be fucked to the tune of 387,000 GBP over the next 40 years for a zone 5 shitbox (leasehold)
>>78588863has it got a back yard?
hi son, how are you doing? just on the computer again eh? hey ive seen you typing there on the keyboard, you're really good at that arent you? you can type so fast, i could never do that. have you ever thought about maybe getting a job with computers? they'd hire you on the spotanyway, off to work now, see you later son
She doesn't even put deodorant on daily. Is this normal for women? Shame you can't smell her through the internet. Glad she's starting to think about the environment more but unfortunately she's too reliant on buying makeup and other unnecessary cosmetics that come in plastic containers. Most men do not buy anywhere near the amount of cosmetics a woman does. Plus all that chemicals they wash off daily gets into the waterways harming aquatic life.She gets the pleasure of working in an air-conditioned office, which is totally unnecessary in this country (which she came to most likely on a plane with leaded fuel).
>>78588896been in the news recently that them microplastics end up in your heart and organs. took some brains out of (dead) people, lil shards of plastic scattered inside.
>>78588863have you noticed whenever the topic of how shit things are in the country the 'owning your own home' drivel comes out for the masses to consume? as if owning what you posted is the pinnacle of achievement in this countryfuck, most will be lucky to own that place in your pick, all they're going to be given is 'we are working on building more homes'howlinglet it all collapse and salvage nothing, we cant risk tainting what would come after
>>78588863Nasty old mouldy british shitboxes with asbestos and lead pipes. Knock em all down and build commie tier flats.
Literally why get married in this day and age?I cannot fathom a single good reason to do so.
>>78588918my whole town is full of them, best you can hope for in this country. in europe you can rent a nice modern apartment for half the price it costs to rent a moldy shitbox here. britain is over
neighbours all having barbecues.
>>78588901Very grim to think about. It's in the air too from rubber tyre dust. The plastic bottles you drink from leak plastic into the liquid. People that vape are getting a high dosage of microplastics. The microwave safe container leaks plastic into your food when heated. You can't escape the plastic jew.
>>78588921Net migration has ruined this country to the point where getting a shitty 1920s house is considered a luxury now.
>>78588941yeah i refill plastic water bottles, never bother with those gym ones and if i get the odd bottle of water from a shop: reduce, reuse, recycle, right?left one on the windowsill during the heatwave a couple of weeks ago. the plastic actually melted onto the wood like candlewax, what the fuck.
Women are beautiful without makeup.
>>78588956the face of someone who consumes sugar
>>7858886360k less can get you this in a fucking gated community in the states lmao
>>78588956overweight, has acne. both solvable problems. a man, who wanted to solve them, just would. maybe after speaking to a doctor.
>>78588920Getting married is the most ridiculous and expensive thing a man can do. Dead bedrooms are common in marriages these days.
V happy God denied d*litabubs those quints
>>78588970>having a flatmate you no longer get on with>can't just move out, or get them to move out>it's binding in law that yous stay togetherthis is fucking draconian bullshit, imagine if someone proposed this nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MH9A33jwRY
Crosslad you have the same pleasant autistic lilt as the DJ Audits fella. i reckon you could just walk up to people and go "hello! there are lots of cars here, aren't there?" and they would have a conversation with you.
>>78588964She very much has a sweet tooth. Multiple coffees and energy drinks daily, cakes, chocolates...a very common diet for the average woman.>>78588967The acne is probably a hormonal and genetic thing. Maybe it's the sugar and fried foods. She doesn't look too fat to me. A little bit of weight loss wouldn't hurt, though.
>Under The Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988, permission is needed from the relevant copyright holders - those people who create music - in order to play or perform music in publicneighbour is blasting Good Charlotte in the communal car park while he cleans his car. wonder if he's got a loicence.
size 0 is the correct size. it's literally just the absence of fat. the fashion industry got it right, then reactionary weirdos overcorrected in the wrong direction.
>Get back to worksays the youtube right wing dossers flying drones over migrant hotels and warehouses
>>78589056DJ video? was it that managing director one? remember him saying it to some random contractor or security guy, felt harsh and unprompted. too commanding.
>>78589054I wish women were 1997 slim again. So many fat bellies on display these days like it's supposed to be attractive.
work does not pay, so i shall simply play
>>78589068it's weird that women actively 'object' to it. imagine holding anything against a skinny twink guy, like he's doing something wrong lol.
>>78589063He says it to most miserable wagies who walk off to get them more riled up. A normal person who enjoys their job wouldn't care about reacting to that.
>>78589077it's not them, it's him. he's not being neutral and he's not reacting, he's acting, if that makes sense. and he's being mean ;_;
how fucking long does it take to clean a car?
Praying outside of abortion centres and getting my 10k civil claim in for unlawful arrest. It's not a crime to pray in public.
>>78589091she was arrested because she had a history of being horsey and uncouth. but enjoy your fake news.
>>78588863Girlfriends granddad died ages ago and the sale for the 7 bed house he built in Jamaica has just gone through. 15 million Jamaican dollars......75 fucking grand for a 7 bed property.
>>78589099She still got her payout. Pigs are useless.
>>78589115better optics for them to shell out. it's the same with auditors, really. they 'win' because it's on video and the police don't want to escalate or keep dealing with the fuckers, they'll look back. an out-of-court settlement is just compo. pretty penny if you've been in the news or all over social media.
>>78589002https://vocaroo.com/14JY8geJYpKE
>>78588567I would genuinely just walk out after something like this. Not worth it.
>>78586051kek funny article recently outting him as weird autistic asshole on set who steals bathroom cabin for himself and makes it command that crew members cant givw him eye contact
>>78588903Corr good Kittingtonshire diss>>78589034What is your diet, ruthmong?
>>78589395I don't overindulgence. My chips and pizzas aren't the best diet but they are the few things I enjoy.
>>78589054complete lack of boobas!sad!
Was watching the old Apustaja cooking programmes on BBC Feel the other day. Made me extremely sad to see the final days of some of the most popular cooking frogs. They looked happier and different to the lads we know nowadays. Sad to see the timeless trio that was the Womfee-Free cooking programme go the way it did.Having a proper pie and mash meal just like our Womfriar Wee-Wobson would've wanted.
Everybody in goodnspirits for the bank holiday. I feel it in the air.
>>78589325it's like i'm there
Fudging amazon got exactly what i want til am ready 2 buy it then its gone. Every time
I could face years in prison for expressing my views on this image.
>>78588863>387,000 GBP>zone 5you are aware that there's this thing called "not living in london" you could try out right
>>78589495crosslad has the same problem with pictures of children.
>>78589506you mean living in a suburban deprived hellhole? still costs 250k
>le pepefile joke xd
Worst posters, like penguins, huddling for warmth.
>he spent 1600 quid going to toastmasters and all it got him were pedo jokes and a 15 hr a week cleaning job
i'm not a team player - i'm a team leader.
No girl will ever love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIMhr0yHc8he only gone and got his 2017 macbook pro with an unofficial charger. it not right
>>78589593Hope it burns his free council home down. Stinky dosser scum.
>>78589563Everybody ready to do the wagie dance?*CLAP* *CLAP*
>>78589099Doesn't matter what her history was, she was wrongfully arrested
>>78589616I. AM. MOTIVATED.
>>78589620I've been wrongfully arrested multiple times and no payout.
>>78589620guilty people don't deserve the same treatment as innocent people. country's full. ship miscreants to Australia/Rwanda.
BritNormie transforming hit flat into an Abortion clinic to get rid of Jim Dowson
What if multiple people start praying outside of abortion clinics and pretend they don't know each other?
Might go to the abortion clinic in Birmingham today and just silently loiter outside trying to rile the PoLICE up
what ever happened to 'flash mobs'?
any /woffee/ lads in?At some point in the past few weeks i started putting the millk in before adding the boiling water, i feel like its improved the overall taste but this could just be my monkey brain , id always been a milk last type of person tbqh What is the "correct" method for making instant woffee or is just a personal preference thing?
>>78589659sixth mocha. i suppose these count as instant coffee but i stir them into milk, maybe half milk half water.i reckon there might be summat like if it's boiling or just off the boil it burns the flavours but frankly it's instant coffee it's a bit shite and we know it. get a cafetiere or summat, takes seconds.
A female gave birth to me. I have every right to hate the female.
>>78589659Coffee messes up your digestive system and coffee beans have mold in them. Not to mention all of the psychological problems that come with drinking coffee.The image you posted says you probably know all this already. Maybe stop drinking coffee?
the 'police' franchise should go to Serco or G4S.
Would never have a gf that was pro abortion. Probably the biggest deal breaker of all to me
>>78589698would you want a pro sex gf? what if you had sex, and she got pregnant? bet you'd change your mind.
>>78589695No thanks lad, i only drink 2 cups a day at most, dont know how people put away 6+ a day tbqh
>>78589707>would you want a pro sex gf?Of course>what if you had sex, and she got pregnant?Great>bet you'd change your mind.Why
everyone is against something until it affects them. if i ever earn more than 12,571/year i'll conveniently drop my strong views on Income Tax.
frankly if you're earning five figures you don't need 80% of it. and obviously it should ramp up to 95% on the highest bands.
>>78589737The state doesn't need it either
>>78589737that is 95% tax, so 5% net income. that's right Beatles: five per cent of being millionaires ISN'T too small. it's loads, in fact!
I'm basically against all tax. I get nothing from the government and abolishing taxes would make everything cheaper for me
>>78589743we'll create stuff they need it for. fix all the existing stuff first, then come up with new stuff. public gyms. drone lanes. laser shoe-fitting on the NHS.
>>78589751if you own the land, collect rainwater, and never step outside (e.g. onto the king's highway) then that's fair enough.
tempted to put the little electric heater on, just a quick blast to take the chill off the boxroom
>>78589774sounds lush. wrap yourself up or put a jumper on while it heats up.
New thread soon de laddies?
>>78589815bit of a daft post that, wasn't it?
Got the house to myself tonight, lads. Will enjoy a nice long relaxing bubble bath methinks.
>>78589895Me? Drink to forget
Want to spice up your wanks a little? Here's a tip: download an app that allows you to make your phone buzzer go continuously and hold it against your taint.
Want to spice up your wanks a little? Have sex with a woman instead
>>78589720U dint notice how toxic it is til you're off it then try again coffee taste to me now like dehydrated throat headache IBS I try it about 2 or 3 times since I quit it last year its really vile wagie sludge. Also just the fact of how hard it is 2 come off it it feels like rattling off hard drugs how can it be this harmless drink? I fink they honestly downplay how harmful it is cus its the sludge that keeps the wagie engine running. Same as they did with cigarettes b4 they couldn't get away wuth it.
you daftie, people in college don't just advertise their relationship statu-*bulb*
>celine dion - i'm alive on repeat
>>78590070>TH3 KXD - CELINE on repeat
>>78590107zoomers are alright
>I have agoraphobia which, when exacerbated by doing normal things like going to the shops of *gulps hard then breathes deeply to calm down*...working at a job, cause my anxiety and depression to flare up which in turn causes me to have seasonal affective disorder and chronic fatigue syndrome.>Basically it's clear that I pretty much HAVE to be on benefits because I have a range of hidden disabilities.
>>78590145I haven't left my house in five years kek
>>78590145Who u quote d*llycel. Your pip form?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab-PRboLhcwe've come a long way from 'i'm an emo kid'
32 year old man hiding behind his cartoons.
Chin aside. I know somebody whod kill for that hair.
>>78589452BBC Feel has a new gastronomic frogblog with vintage recipes from classic telly frenchefs who've trained at Le Cordon Apu.
Good R&R this wasGonna prep the other thing for being sent out quite soon too
stop doing all these thingsit's sus(pect)
>The number of 16-24 year-olds not in employment, education or training (Neet) across the UK reached 872,000 in the period April to June 2024, official estimates suggest.I have various barriers to employment - Ive got mental health issues, Ive got a lot of physical health issues - but I don't not do anything.https://www.bbc.co.uk/articles/cz55mjj4rlgo
>>78590540Speak for yourself. I don't do anything and no amount of cunts in the government whining about it will compel me to get a job.
>scientists say it could be best to avoid taking advice on longevity from centenarians themselves>Branyas believed her longevity stemmed from 'order, tranquility, good connection with family and friends, contact with nature, emotional stability, no worries, no regrets, lots of positivity and staying away from toxic people'.They really do want us scared, confused, alienated from family, friends, nature and completely and on the brink of a mental breakdown 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
>>78590629low stress seems to be the biggest one
>"u are loser">anon says, among losers, on the incel board nestled far away in the armpit of the InternetI mean
>>78590629It should be noted a great deal of these "worlds oldest people" are in countries where 50 years ago they didn't even do birth certificates or record when people were born so a lot of them are just bullshitting us
When do you think they'll finally put their hands up and say that officially the last "Auschwitz survivor" has died?My guess probably in about 20 years or so. You just know they're gonna do a huge event for it as well. Millions of taxpayer pounds funneled into 'remembrance groups' and 'museums'.
NewcastleBong herewhy did a attractive woman i work with 20 years my age invite me to socialise and have dinner at her house while her husband was away after i said i was taking holiday from work (i live alone)does she see me as some autistic pet to amuse her with my company? i assumed it was some kind of trick or humilation ritual so i said no 3 times. Its very bizarre a woman invites a man to anything. Besides i cant socialise 1 on 1 with people.I dont like that people see me as this fun friendly person when inside i am actually very selfish and tired by people.
>>78590755>i assumed it was some kind of trick or humilation ritual so i said no 3 timesgeordie spacker
>>78590558based anon, at least you are honestThe endless cope and shit these mongs go though is insane >"Im 23 but work is a long way off for me"Someone should have hit that chumba lad a slap the second the said that , fucking wasting everyones time because he just wants to sit around being a lazy cunt, making fucking fairy cakes in some adult day care like a fucking spastic
>>78590773its fucking sus, its not like we have a intimate friendship.maybe they think that, my normie mask is good and i say shit on autopilot because its makes work life easier and stress free.I always trust my gut.
Why even engage with him? He's obviously lying. Come on it's like he's putting himself in a sitcom situation.>WOAH THIS HOT YOUNG WOMAN IS INVITING ME OVER FOR DINNER WHILE HER HUSBAND IS AWAY!!!!
>>78590755>does she see me as some autistic pet to amuse her with my company? Lol all my experience w women was just like that
Just bought a car ramp de lids. Gonna change my own car oil instead of paying Ford 200 quid to do it
Not in Education Employment or Training It's over!>TAX4S
>>78590894How do you fit that into a boxroom?
>>78590912whats a boxroom x
If I stayed in my job I probably be manager or king of the entire office by now. My manager turned 35 the year I left I remember her bday cus I was 22 nd she said you're a baby bt I felt very old in my soul already by then. Weary of this world so it didn't register. Bt why I remember more is when I found out she worked there for 10 years already. So when she started there I was 12. I was sick of that job 2 years in. When she said 10 years I thought.....grim. unbelievably fucking grim. What the fudge is this place. Bt if Id not left that job through no fault of my own(mental health) id have been there 11 years now nd probably regional manager of operations. Bt I'm just a neet. Well its just the way things turned out.
nobody cares that you don't have a job
Operational manager of communications. Sub regional head of operations. Head financial officer of executive divisional. Regional chief head office head executive divisional sub manager team leader operations king of shit mountain.
>>78590955seriously lolover a year of the EXACT SAME DRIVELwow you don't have a job how interesting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCWK8fJ2j5AOne for ruthmong.
https://youtu.be/hV-hAlGXw5I?>tfw ugly child and teen>somehow told i am attractive in adulthood>lift weights out of mental health need>turn down all social invites and dates because i think its a tricki was tricked once as a teen, never again. I know they are just all pretending.
U know some random admin mong gets 2 call himself a worker as much as an electrician. Doesn't make sense.
I also have a job. Bit pointless though when you have nothing to spend the money on and no mates. You're just basically living to make your boss richer and your life has no purpose.
Yeah I'm on that stardew valley grind. It lush.
You lads are scaring me. My grad job starts in little over a week. I'm bricking it. Been lifting the anxiety away at the gym. The first week should be easy though as it's some week long induction where I am blasted with corporate propaganda. But they pay for my meals that week, including evening meals as we have to go out some nights for things like bowling or dinner. Hope I can make some friends and get a gf.
>>78591034turn to Christ. Then you will have someone to turn to.
>>78591099You'll be fine de lid, keep your chin up
>>78591099>as we have to go out some nights for things like bowling or dinner.god i fucking hate this work related team building bollocks
not having a job is my personality.
Is not about not having a job. Is about having hidden disability from which unemployment is a sad consequence. I never asked 2 be born. Think the finasteride is messing with your brain.
>>78591128>finasteridehad to quit that, it made my willy stop working.
>>78591099Everyone's nervous to start their first 'real job'. I won't lie, I felt really low the first couple of weeks. I was tired, bored, low energy, poor, living alone for the first time with no friends or family near me. Every day I would wake up, go to a meaningless job I didn't like for eight hours, then come home, eat an oven meal, wank and go to bed. I asked myself 'is this really it?'. Wasn't in a good place. Things have gotten better since, but try to remember that it's not the job that makes you who you are or gives you happiness, purpose, fulfillment, meaning etc. Almost nobody has a job like that, I mean like 0.001% of the population and that's probably being very generous.
Remember filling out my application to be born like it was yesterday
>>78591167i made a mistake on mine, put down autistic instead of artistic. fucked it
i really want to have a job and fit in and serve a function in society but honestly i dont think ill ever be able to do it. i dont know how people cope, id rather live on nothing and have a comfy life than deal with all the stress, social judgement, failure and so on. Whats the point of it all?
no one is able to tell that i am autisticthe resident victim at work lists all their problems and identities.while i pretend to be a normie and get treated like le evil white man oppressor neurotypicali love it.
>>78591184> i dont know how people copeI've got some ideas. I be dead next year.>>78591207Fuck that
Ok then lads>>78591247>>78591247>>78591247
>>78591184>all the stress, social judgement, failureBit odd that this is what you associate with work
>>78591260why is that odd? isnt that quite a common association
