Tomb Raider edition
Is he still dating Helen
>>78600027Does he still stink of fish?
Soon, i shall do the thing
>>78600065>i shall do the thing
>>78600017>webmLet's just hope she's not into horses as well h-haha
trolls spreading misinformation for years that ssm is an abuser who was outcasted by his family. Turns out it's all lies and his family loves him. There really ought to be laws against this kind of slander as it's caused him no end of grief
>>78600017Shes painfully average
>>78600096She's a solid 9/10 lad
>>78600017I really hope she doesn't get any tattoos. Can't bare to think how many more Ruth will get.
>>78600087He well loved back in Mansfield. He got nickname of T-Bag. Twolls were wrong.SeasideARMY keeps winning.
>>78599998>Ebins patreonproper kekking at this. Give me money for writing a shitty blog. What a mong
Only people with low IQ get tattoos
Always the same
>>78600096You say that about every asmr lass.
>>78600150I only know the ones you stalk and post here
If I ever start balding I will get a hair transplant like are Elon
today i ate a nakd bar and introduced my transgender internet friend to my parents (shes NOT my girlfriend)for $5 a month you can read my patreon exclusive of what happened next
>>78600124Only incels are scared of tattoos
The hard working women keeping Britain going strong will be glad about the bank holiday weekend.
>>78600168Why did he go for the receding hairline transplant option?
>>78600096I'm not sure how someone can actually think this
>>78600186It looks far more natural lad.
>>78600140I don't consent to beautiful females ruining their skin.
>>78600177Never known anyone outside of /r9k/ to sperg out at women having tattoos
>>78600124True that. Look at any female in the police or security.
>>78600202shit gimmick, head like bean
>>78600207Most WPC have tattoos. Just look at auditing videos
>Just look at auditing videosDon't think I will actually
Ruth prefers her men to have tattoos
>mum: when are you going to get a job? you won't be able to live this way when we're gone>me: I don't care about being a miserable wageslave. I'm prepared to be homeless and then kill myself when the time comes. I just don't care. Can't make me get a job.Then it usually gets into a heated debated about women not doing mundane jobs and immigrants. When you don't fear being homeless that says a lot about how much I care about wanting to contribute to a society that doesn't accept me. I'm not getting a relationship, a home, so I'm not getting a job.
>>78600216I've seen many. Horrible sleeve tattoos...and they probably think they look so good with them on display. Most people find it cringe.
>>78600243>When you don't fear being homeless that says a lot about how much I care about wanting to contributeIt says more about how unfathomably stupid you are to be honest
To think the mumberg chucked me out once. If that ever happens again, I'm definitely not begging to come back.
>>78600262How am I stupid? Maybe I don't care. What's the worse that can happen? I die. Good.
>>78600286Have you ever been in a situation close to death. Anybody can say I don't care when you live in a house for free and with with food provided for free.
>Horrible sleeve tattoos...and they probably think they look so good with them on display. Most people find it cringe
Jobcentre G4S goons called the police on LAA.https://youtu.be/iZ8WiIdbVKY
>>78600303I don't care. I will simply not eat or drink when I'm out.
>>78600315London Audits Audits?
nhs tyrants held me up to 72 hours once. they had several clinicians question me but I simply didn't say a word and then let me go. such a pointless exercise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkerMYdtXIA
>>78600329He didn't do well with his GCSEs and has reading difficulties.
Went out for a nightwalk in my V for Vendetta mask and a community support tyrant span me around by my hair like Miss Trunchbull in Matilda and threw me over a fence.
>>78600345You sound like a fat incel
>>78600230She doesn't. She likes handsome, well educated, talented lads with interesting hobbies.
>>78600357I prefer going out with my balaclava and then when they take it off (PACE abuse bullshit), my face is covered in face paint to conceal my identity. Removing that would violate my human rights.
>>78600348SSM has done well tbf, especially considering he's never worked a day in his life
>>78600381>he's never worked a day in his life
>>78600348he's got convid 19
>Placed that giant plastic sample collection box from the doctor's office on top of the AC earlier>Vibrations made it come crashing down all of a sudden now (obscenely loud due to the way the thing is constructedMan i didn't need to be startled like that just now, seriously. Thought it was the alcoholic spastic going crazy for a sec there (or the AC's compressor giving out and asploding) but the guy has been very quiet in recent weeksAll thanks to this fat tatooed millenial cunt at the doctor's office fucking up the urine sample earlier. I actually have to ride out again and drop the sample there off personally thanks to this stupid cunt, it boggles the mind
I am economically inactive. That means I'm not working or looking for work. There's nothing society can do about me claiming disability for mental health reasons all my life. It's just the way society works. Some people have it in them to endure working shit jobs, some people can progress, but people Iike me know they can't get further than immigrant-tier, unskilled warehouse slavery. Why would I want to make my mental health worse? I also don't get the relationships and life experiences by working.
1k coming on strong de lids
I'm just doing what I think is best for my longterm mental health and that is choosing not to work. When I have been denied love and sex, I don't feel like I need to live up to any kind of social status. My status is nothing when I get no sex, no relationships.Working would only make me more depressed. I consider myself mentally unwell until death. It's only fair I get the PIP application in. More functional men and women who go out and work part time get PIP, why shouldn't I?
He got iPad. He got iPhone. He got MacBook. He got Delly Welly. He got that Airdryer. He got a couple of extra lenses so he can take photos of birds he RSPB member. He got GoPro. He done alright in life. He got Curtis Butchers Meat Haul in his freezer and Sky Sports on the telly.Aye, it's the Seaside Dream. So many lads never come even close to the luxurious life their hero SeasideMARK lives, but it what they all strive for, they strive for a life that's all on for free, they strive for the Seaside Ideal.https://youtu.be/pkerMYdtXIAWe all wish we could live a life as carefree as Seaside. A life with all the gadgets and all the best meats, a fit Helen GF, lots of pints down the pub, lots of seagulls to visit and birds to look after as RSPB lifetime member.It time we look at ourselves.
>>78600483Tell it to your mum you boring prick
Mental you can call the police without a caller id.
Welfare check on SSM coming in strong.
>>78600017I'd love Laura to do onlyfans someday. She'd get more money that way.
>>78600500This winter is going to be a corker. Increasing food and energy prices coming on strong, DWP homing in on Sandford Lane and no car to be seen anywhere. Those gadgets aren't going to stop all the bored, lonely and depressed dark winter evenings that are in store.
>>78600611He prepared though lad, he get PS5 with road to the masters it's only ten quid. He go back to PS5 gaming when the dark and cold nights set in. They say you get properly attached to your PS5 on the fifth try. It might've been for you, but it wasn't for him, but its increasingly for him too. Lush
he have to throw out is curtis bacon to switch the freezer off and save on electric. It not fucking right
>>78600611They say this every year lad. Dossers don't give a shit. They get extra bonuses.
>>78600558Will never happen lad. She wants a real career
Curtis bacon. Curtis sausages. Sourdough bread. Right in the fucking bin. He order takeaway from now on.
>>78600381SSM did briefly work 30 years ago.
>>78600669It looks like shes wearing a wig
>>78600669she looks like bald and bankrupts girlfriend here
>>78600685Alina? She recently had a sprog. There's rumours going around that it's Ben's sprog
>>78600693does she still have that cat smuggled in from the streets of cuba? imagine how much disease that thing is carrying
>>>/tv/202880586Our ASMR bint is cross board now
>>78600679was that when he quit his job by jumping out of the window
>>78600706>very first post>"Imagine her getting BLACKED"
>>78600635He'll survive and still get his bennies but his quality of life is dropping. He's been use to eating good and needs a constant supply of B Curtis, cream cakes and Sheppy's just to make it through the day. He ain't going to like eating those cardboard supermarkets sausages every morning even if doesn't burn them to a crisp.
>>78600704Probably not. She quit social media last year. I believe she lives in Prague now.
>>78600243Do you actually say this to your mum or is this a larp?
For got to scan my clubcard and missed out on the savings. 1.45 down the drain.
"Imagine her getting BLACKED"- Peter Bradshaw
>>78600428>All the kids are body builders now, and I think I know why. I find myself lifting weights, not to look good, but because there's this sense of impending dread, that I may need to be "capable" one day.This is cause social media says you're worthless unless you look like Zyzz. Hardly anyone used to lift weights back in the 1970s. It wasn't really until Arnold got the whole thing popular that anyone started doing it>I worry about the safety of old buildingsEvery time I walk under a road bridge, I worry it's going to fall on me. You have to wonder if the bridges in the UK are being check regularly >There's things I'm afraid to say, even in absolute privacy, because we all know "they" are listening. You used to be able to say FAGGOT or the N word in public and no one would care. You can't even call people RETARDS now because you'll get in trouble. I've had Facebook since it came out back in 2005 and I occasionally look at my Memories section. And it's full of my old high school mates calling each other faggots and gays. You just cant say that stuff anymoreWorld's gone mad IMO.
>>78600809Holy shit you're still posting? Christ lad, take a break.
i went off /tv/ the minute they discarded my "the numbers spell 'DHARMA'" theory. i declare a fatwa on all fa/tv/irgins.
>>78600809whenever someone irl said 'faggot' or 'retard' i always felt like it was heavily Americanised. it was always the emos, but that was just my circle. charvas wouldn't say it, would they? 'retard' nice one mate you just finished watching American Pie? good film.of course they'd never say 'subnormal' or some old-timey British term. gotta be hip y'all. 'nigga' but they're saying it like American rap slang! cor that America, eh? it's well wizard!
Think the food poisoning may be just about gone dee lads
Spaghetti wolognese for din dins. Yeah, I'm on that welpergrind.
when did helperlad get back? been asleep for a day/two, what' the tl;dr?
>>78600706Nasty /tv/ lads complaining about her body. Not right.
>>78600938looking forward to the waravan?
>>78600947thread deleted. my IP range is banned from /tv/ for some reason. someone get revenge by making a thread suggesting that The Sopranos isn't very good.(i haven't seen it, will do eventually it sounds good.)
I wonder if my 40watt electric blanket can heat up water?
>>78600947TV nanny deleted the thread. Probably for the best. There were a lot of creeps in that thread.
>>78600966/tv/ went to the shitter years ago. Used to post there during the abatap era.
/tv/ was fun about 6 years ago. Nowadays it just seems to be shitposting and bait threads
>>78600976>tfw no passport to explore the world
>>78600995I'll sign your passport (I'm a doctor)
>>78601001You don't know me for 2 years.
>>78601006I know you online for 2 years.
What's the phenomenon regarding wanting to eat junk food right after fapping? Low blood sugar levels or something?
>>78600976>ywn go backbacking with a girl and make memories
>>78601014Sadly that wouldn't cut it. Needs to be in real life. Anyway I don't want to get upset about it.
>>78600976Which country is laura in?
>>78601038I think she went to Cambodia and Vietnam.
>>78601046i thought Magaluf would be more her thing
Sad now lads.
>>78601018i feel tired and bloated and don't want to do anything. it's like a comedown.satisfying balanced food you cook yourself may take some getting used to but it's like our bodies know they were breddy gud.sadly however it's effort, so i haven't cooked properly in years
>>78601018you're probably just a fat arse with no willpower
>>78601073Why are you sad Ruthmong? You've had some very generous offers of a house, date, laptop and shoes today.
Ruth wanted to go to Notting Hill Carnival but her Dad wouldn't buy her train tickets to London. She thinks he might be a white supremacist.
>>78601107Why would she want to go to a carnival that focuses almost exclusively on black culture
>>78601126she was looking for a hookup
>>78601073philosophy nerds will tell you all sorts to deal with sadness like adjusting your response or accepting it as part of life, science nerds will go on about brain chemicals and a pill might help, religious nerds are all over the place from original sin self-flagellation to life is suffering do some breathing exercises.the fact is they're all overthinking it. just avoid ANYTHING that makes you sad. i have bills piled up inside my door, not going to even open them. get a dog? i'd love that. but it'll die. two steps ahead, me.
Indians are calling us Gora Pakora on social media. Got called a Naanbaan the other day too. I'm just in tears.
>>78601126She wants to experience the Caribbean culture of her boyfriend, Jermaine. She wants to demonstrate to him that she isn't just dating him because of his nine inch penis and cares about him as a person too.
Dont think I'd be interested in going to Cambodia or Vietnam. They're both 3rd world shitholes with mosquitos that can give you Malaria. Pretty much all the food there will give you a bad stomach too since they don't know anything about food safety.
>>78601107she could go to the one in leeds, could drive there
Very sad about this
>>78601276Poor hamster
>>78601276Too busy gallivanting around the world to take care care of her pet hamster
>>78600186Never overdo it. Just check out Theo von, guy has the hairline of a 7 year old Mexican girl and it looks jarring as fuck.
>>78601006You really think they give a shit you retard?
>>78601381>just break the law because no one enforces ityou'd be dumb to do this after seeing what happened over the riots
>>78600941think he had a massive spack attack and got banned
You lads keep in contact with people from school or nah?
>>78601407only my old pals everyone else can sod off
>>78601418All fucked off to uni, ones who stayed are still so terminally icked out by me from school they stay a safe distance away
>>78601396I'm sure ruthmongs passport will be massive news...
>>78601407if i did i would not be sat here in my free time, id be out with them. you mongs are my only mates
Watching that Furiosa me.
>>78601407tried to avoid them, not on social media etc but somehow i get a text every so often 'hey been a bit'.cannot be arsed to change my number. and even SMS has been revised so now it has read receipts and all this shite (which i do want on for other people). technology is geared towards a very specific idea of how people use it to socialise.
>>78601478kill yourself you disgusting fuck
Me and Ruthmong are going to bed now
>>78601469>id be out with themis Sunday night before a Monday bank holiday one of THOSE night out days? like Black Friday or something? neighbours were making a right day of yesterday but today has been quiet. haven't heard any rain.
helperlad routinely posts these absurd, offensive, depressing, self-pitying, and nonsensical posts.but the one that sets you off is that he's watching a film.
>>78601499no idea, i have no friends so fuck knows what is night out day or not
Wonder how often ruthmong washes his bed sheets
My Apu has been giddy all evening over rumours that Oasis may be reuniting. How can I calm him down? I don't want the Frog Knockers coming round if he ends up dying from overexcitement.
HHL is a little mong boy with a little penis
>>78601478Wow as better than I expected desuWould rather have a mad max film with mad max tho ya know?
i heard the Oases both went to public school and now they own a craft brewery in the Cotswolds
>>78601544Mad max is a nonce
>>78601454incels could be the next target. They'll get you over anything
>>78601544the original Mad Max is a racist, the new one is LGBTQIA+.i don't think actors should be people with 'personal lives', all the tabloid/paparazzi nonsense should be a thing of the past. by having anything beyond acting chops and experience, they are entering into a public arena where i'm opposed to anything they have a part in.
>>78601478watched thunderdome the other day and thought it was shit, especially second halffirst two were great but hated fury road so expected it to be decent
MI5 identified /britfeel/ as a Class 2 (incel-adjacent) low-level threat, that's why they're testing their 'HelperLad' AI here. seems to be working.
Keir Starmer on the BBC news right now talking about ruthmong.
>>78601599the news is on about golf.
I miss SSM's summer evening communal garden wall drinking lives. They were so womfy.
>>78600017would riup her pusy to bloody ribbons
oh the Germany stabber guy was arrested. wonder if ISIS did it, they keep saying they did everything.
>>78601634You missed it. He did a speech about ruthmong.
>I miss when the fat alcoholic dosser sat in a garden drinking and repeating the same three things for half an hour
>>78601651fair enough. there's just no way to view old 'news' because by that point it's olds
>>78601649unless something happens in israel then they come out and deny having anything to do with it
>>78601655You wouldn't understand wagie
>>78601661maybe they were never real, some false flag boogeyman or just a bored teenage troll.
>>78601655yeah it was greatlove are mark
DJ AUDITS is increasingly talking in the, well, i'm walking about?, talking like i'm asking questions?, the odd pause, but what is it i'm asking?, voice that Charlie Veicht uses. there's precedent for this, he heard 'my friend' somewhere and made an active commitment to using the term because he liked the sound of it. not saying it isn't authentically part of his character.
Me and SSM having a cheeky bokkle of Sheppy's 200 and cigar together
there's a channel out there, and it's called riff, riff raff
inventor of squash was doing God's work
>stab someone>arrested>"under what power?">they get the name of the Act wrong>walk home a free man
Got off the plane now it's toasties and tea for dinner corr
>>78601761Rozzers HATE this trick.
>>78601760i like the ones that add vitamins in. you could just take a vitamin pill, but it's nice convincing yourself that the squash is doing something extra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJHQ5hT99s&t=761spre-AI artists really are obsolete, aren't they?
>>78601818I never listen to his cringy AI songs
>>78601867it is cringy but this type of pop music would be too (and i say this as someone who likes proper earworm pop music).but the fact is it exists and human artists will become a gimmick on retro nights. mad that it's even 'a debate' at the moment, that'll seem quaint.
Seaside mark is pressing charges against exposed psycho. He's being charged. Mark seeking damages too.Hope he gets a few quid too desu all the commenters in riff ratz page will be in tatters. Heh heh
playing dollies on a bank holiday sunday if that's orite with you dee lids
who else thinks a new arc of doing his bollocks in is coming once the dwp sanctions hit?
life is a one go thing just be kind to others and yourself we all trying to be okay in life x
>>78602217thats is a man x
Marky boys sob story that hes conjuring up for dwp disability points continues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1m0kUzVzE
>>78602222it's a wolf you bigot
it continues furtherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPe_92BPLro>menthol elf in tatters please dont sanction me big brother helphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c9BCfRTvSY
https://youtu.be/KOqEScul3E8?si=lxlaC7mSSt0imBwEthe burbs BUT IT BRITFEEL X honestly miss cmbynamelad and Angela lad and lollers lad all sound in my opinion x
the police arent going to check Craig's emailsDorset council arent going give him a bungalowNo lawyer is going to sue Craig for compensationbut what you will get Mark is a SANCTION on your benefitsLUSH
>>78602093Corr Helen looking peng
>>78602325did you pick up this word from the /tv/ thread?anon what have i told you about those OTHER boards??
He's a bit of a pussy desu. And his intentions are obvious.
gunna rign up sovereign owsing mundeybun bung bungalo coming on strong de lads
>>78602363no anon i promise, /tv/ is for nonces
remember a mum giving her sprog a proper telling off for saying something racist. made a full-on spectacle of it, "Would you like to repeat that?" making sure all the passers-by could witness this young lad feeling embarrassed and publicly shamed.he'll be an adult now. i suspect he's a top-ranking member of the National Front.
>>78602228He's trying to sound all sad about it but the smugness bleeds through when he starts making stupid threats saying everyone's gonna be brought in for questioning. Very strange and disingenuous man is r SSM.
>>78602392he's still goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1docyMVLK0
>>78602468kek yea. i guess he cant control it when the thoughts of him fucking craig over, getting compensation and the dwp getting a sob story keep popping up in his headhe's a piece of shit
>Yeah, yeah, said my happiness is all of your misery>I put good dick all in my kidneysWow, these lyrics are practically Shakespearean.
>ooooo am mentally ill de lads twolls are destroyin my life oooooo section me but dont sanction me oooooooo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWLBc7lPHLU
>>78602228>Christmas Ever 2020 I was gonna jump in front of a train, cos I'd had enough.Fuck we were so nearly lucky.
Just finished watching Furiosa. It kino.
It's actually crazy how big a part of my life wanking is.Every single day. several hours at a time. I legitimately reckon that a low double digit percentage of my life has been spent wanking.
>>78602548don't normally agree with "suicide is selfish" nonsense i think that's more like an immediate way to talk someone out of it through guilt trippingBUTthis would stop a train and delay people from getting to their families for Christmas, and probably fuck up a few strangers for a bitso yeah, don't do this
>>78602567The amount of free time I gained when I went from wanking daily to just once a week was amazing.
>>78602548The folk on the train were lucky. Crash would have been 4x deadlier on account of mark being 4x fatter
>>78602567grading on a curve for the NEET lifestyle mundane stuff becomes highly significant, the same way billionaires probably have no concept of 'shopping' (it's just done for them)i got a dessert takeaway a week ago and i still remember how exciting that was, easily one of the greatest things that has happened in August as far as i'm concerned
>>78602579maybe there's a twist like lithe, skinny people pierce through trains whereas heavy, bulky people slow them down. like how headshots are bad in real life you're supposed to aim for 'centre mass' if you're shooting someone to death.
>>78602567I don't have that problem because I cum so fast it doesn't end up taking much time at all.
Me? Had a sober weekend.Life's better without the wooze and wrugs x
>take a couple of chill pills>some muscle in my chest is TOO relaxed>occasional spasm>jolts me out of itthink it's my lungs, anyone tried one of those sleep apnoea machines? can you use them while awake?
>>78602631it's dangerous to go cold turkey off the wooze you should at least get a few cans in. quickly before the off licences shut.
Seriously though that exposed guy is a fucking freak.
>>78602655what guy? link?
>>78602631thought you were getting yourself sectioned mong boy?
>>78602669CBA to go find it sorryit but he's called SSMexposed or something like that. Walloper of a boy.
>>78602669exposed fella on yt. he stalks Mark from time to time and shitposts about him on yt, no videos on his channel atm cause Mark is threatening him with the police but i found this https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsDYZ-vPcTcgX0vYhWr7Wf0JQeUCjYWLA
>>78602703>>78602705oh, wondered if it was him. one of the few times i'm not interested in drama.
anyone else here nightwalking tonight? tempted to go out for a bit
This image explains why Im fucking off to Japan. Fuck this gay island
>>78602705Have you went off mark? Thought you were a SSA ultra
>>78602727i'd want somewhere to pop in like a comfy night garage. that's not happening so i'll remain inside.
>>78602731i have been anti ssm since he went on stream a few weeks back and said the government should send in the army to threaten protesters at gunpoint
>>78602765Id have thought he'd have the opposite opinion desu likely just saying that as he perceives there to be some financial loss for him
someone just accidentally texted me the password to their bank account with 2,550,630 USD.see you later losers
>>78602829this is a dangerous pipeline next he will extend this to others then start posting videos before you know it he's on OnlyFansyou may dislike the man but sometimes you have to do what's right
>>78602817thats the impression i got too>nooooo theres no need for that, stop protesting about nonce gangs. your costing me my benefits ffs send in the army and make it end!!!i hate him
>>78602938Aren't you on bennies too though mate?
at least mark isn't a tranny lmao
what the fuck level of brain rot is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0folj9X9nQ
>>78602997Maybe he's a FtM and passes really well. Need to see his willard to know for sure.
I wonder what Rebecca More is doing exactly right now.
>>78602705What does the cat watch on the telly?
>>78603173Looks like he is watching a bird
>>78603021ohh this was good. thought it was a horror/art thing at first but yeah this is an unwell individual.
cant be arsed with a nightwalk, just gonna stay home and be miserable instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cT__ljGfEwHe just lonely.
>not the same Davidgot my hopes up there anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDvE5LkHsJ8the manager is a fan, dawwwh :3
>>78603252i hate to say it but the yanks are doing nonce stings better than us now. lots of videos of nonces getting smacked around etc herehttps://nitter.poast.org/ryohzzz>>78603269kek, one day, hopefully
Grown man. Wears dresses and calls himself a woman. Obsesses over internet paedophiles. Insists he isn't one.
just by being anti-anti-paedophile, you're projecting that you're a nonce yourself
>>78603363turning your name off doesn't mean we all instantly become retarded and can't tell it's you
i have been foiled. i don't know how, but i have been.
>>78600017I'd raid Tomb Raider's Womb
>>78602729Two women who would never shag you? I don't get it
>>78603385>"duh duh duh duh duhhhh turning your name off doesn't mean we all instantly become retarded and can't tell it's you"
>Jurassic park 1 is arguably one the greatest modern classics>Jurassic park 3 while being worse than 1 had some memorable scenes like the raptor dream sequence, the pterosaur aviary, Cooper and the spino.>Jurassic park 2 utterly forgettableAre there any other series that follow this trend?
>>78603385kek did him
>>78603434Star Wars prequels.
>>78603434JP3 is better than JP2 by a long way.
>>78603452that's what I said THOUGH
Confession: i compare my penis to other men online. But yeah, nbd.
>>78603434The star wars prequals come to mind. Episode 1 being a modern classic, 2 being forgettable and 3 having tons of memorable scenes like dual on Mustafar, Obi v Grievous, Order 66 etc.
They said welper's world was over, finished, kaput.When I say it's my world I mean ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxnaPa8ohmM
>>78603472it's rough having a perfectly subpar penis. not in the "laugh at my tiny dick" zone, just shy of that (plus it's not my thing) ;_;
>>78603434Only good thing about the new ones is Bryce Dallas Howard's lovely fat arse
>>78603478it astounds me how retarded you areyou're the lad in class who would pick his nose and wipe it under the table
helper's world is over, finished, kaput.
>>78603484For me it's not a size related thing. Although I do own and run a website called "Measurerection" which is about measuring your erection.
>>78603474The only scene from aotc I would call memorable is the arena battle scene but desu that's only really because it takes up a significant portion of the movie, and maybe yoda whizzing around when he fights dooku.
>>78603543that sounds like a good website that would be popular. how's it doing?
reminds me of Mark with his ps5
just watching a thing about purple aki
I'm just me. A little welper walking through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, for you are with me, your rod and your staff, they womfort me.
Rather have ruthmong than helper posting.
most memorable part of Attack of the Clones:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0
https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/35063-seasidemark-soundboard
>>78603593Same, ruthmong is annoying but at least he seems authentic
>>78603507CorrDEFINITE insemination upon opportunity
Having a cheeky cider me.
Red telephone hasn't rung in 2 weeks, maybe I should leave it a bit, maybe I should just cut the line entirely
>>78603810Based alizeelid. Any plans for the wank woliday tomorrow? Probably just garn bedrot me. Then again, I might go out and do something. Depends on how shite the weather is tbqh.
he's still going and looks pretty goodbasedfuck those lying doctors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMxcSRoCUb8
>>78603853>you deserve it.does he though?sean seems like a pathetic waster, why would he deserve a nice relaxing day off exactly?
>Life's better without the wooze >Having a cheeky cider me.i am SHOCKED
>that man strikes me a homosexual>that bloke is clearly a nonce>sean seems like a pathetic waster
>Noooooooo! You can't just claim bennies for years! You can't just have a flat in a care home! You have to work 40 hours a week and get a pittance!
There's a big arse spider on the wall behind the tele. It better not get any closer.>>78603853Corr good to hear you've been getting things done lid. Me? Just been womfing around. Watching them films and eating them wizzas ect.. it's a hard life but someone has to do it.
Lads, I need some input here. I'm working on a new personality to shit up the thread with and I want to know which one sounds the best:>A merchant navy deckhand who always seems to be on leave (he's lying about being in the merchant navy)>A man with a black wife and a kid (zimmy really pissed off arbs and I hate trannies so want to duplicate the seethe)>A man on benefits but with a very bad speech impediment>WomanThoughts?
>>78603853What chores? Shaving your bean head?
>look away for 10 seconds>the spider is gone
>>78603989First one is the best, the others aren't very original. Second one would get guaranteed (you)s from Shippy but that's hollow joy.
>>78603989First one seems interesting.
>scared of a spiderWhat are you a fucking eight year old girl?
>>78604015most sexually secure britfeel user
>>78603989would be nice to have a fake woman to interact with.>hi Woman, what have you done today?>Been to the shops.mind is racing just thinking about it.
>>78604015i am scared of the PICTURE of the spider.i don't think i even have arachnophobia, during the daytime spiders of any size are just a nuisance. during the night they're horrifying real life versions of hallucinations, like a bad trip except they're really there.
>>78604008>>78604046It's happening de lids. The great spider invasion has begun.
>>78604067The sad live of a sprogless wagie.
>he has a brown skinned sprog
Shippy you're such a boring cunt
>his kid, that he had, with a woman, is BROWN
Ngl, I would fuck the ever loving shit out of Sarah Hadland in her sexy dog costume here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvpFvZR6YUGet a look at her arse at 0:55 CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>78601276Imagine getting sad over a creature that you know will only live a few years.
Finishing off this Thatchers blackcurrent wider now. Only had the one can left so thought might as well just neck it.
did all sorts of mental stuff before everyone went around filming everything. called a bus driver a knob. all sorts.
Shouting in a police dog's face
lad from sunderland is insufferable, says its thatchers fault
Everytime I watch The Shining I feel a sense of extreme envy towards Jack because my dream job is basically looking after a big empty hotel or mansion, as long as their is plenty of wooze and womfort food to keep me sustained I could do that job for months on end. Imagine just womfing around the corridors, necking wokkles in that big ballroom, relaxing on that red couch for a bit, then womf around the tables and the stage because why not. Not to mention exploring all the different rooms and the grounds outside, including that womfy maze area. Corr it would be lush and I mean LUSH.
>dream job is doing fuck-allwow amazing
>>78604247i mean he's right on this one, think the same thing whenever i watch it. might go mental but i don't think it's the lonely, isolating job it's set up to be. you could make lovely food and get hammered in the bar and do stuff like play music in the ballroom while dressed up in a suit, playing pretend in a whole fucking hotel you have to yourself.
And I would be wissed 80% of the time so I wouldn't even notice all the ghosty whosties lurking around so no mental breakdowns for me. It lush.
>>78600186The vast majority of men have a receding temple line after a certain age. You don't want to look 13 do you?
>>78604156Mate we all know you're a sad single twat on minimum wage. Nobody would breed with you.
Gangs of refugees with knifes make the streets highly unsafe here in the uk. Why don't they bin those knives and get a job?
>>78604302as a teenager i always wanted the Basil Rathbone or Peter Cushing look. Cushing had very clear thinning/bald spot by Star Wars but it all suited him. nowadays that would be "peter bro just buzz it take the plunge u'll get used to it after a week :)" piss off.
i wonder if knife zoomers will hear about Raoul Moat and co. and decide these 'guns' are a good idea.
>>78604237So you want to be a caretaker? Really not hard to achieve if you put your mind to it.
>>78604282> you could make lovely food and get hammered in the bar and do stuff like play music in the ballroom while dressed up in a suitYou think like me de lid. I'd bring a massive set of bluetooth speakers with me and blast choons in that ballroom while dancing on that stage. Stock that bar full of wodka and whiskeys. Sleep in a different hotel room everynight because why not waheyy.
>>78604341i think even if i was being smart and sober and it was pre-bluetooth speaker times like in the film, i'd read all these horror books. imagine being in a spooky hotel and reading horror books. the ghosts can just piss off, i'm trying to read.
>>78604338>So you want to be a caretaker?Only if it's being a caretaker of a massive abandoned hotel like the Overlook. Not many of them around is there.
Glad HHL is safe and sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC5_bRLRnz8
>>78604349If I had to stay there during the same era of the film then yeah reading womfy books is a good call. The ghosts wouldn't bother me either, I'd probably fuck with them for a laugh.
>>78604367No but it's something you could work towards if you become a top notch caretaker.
Pace around town centre in the dead of night and somehow the rozzers always show up.
>>78604413Yeah that's their job mate
>>78604413LARP. You don't go outside in the dead of night.
Thatchers cider status: Necked.~
>>78604428And they expect me to answer questions? I don't give them the satisfaction. Just keep me mouth shut. >>78604459I do. Not recently though.
One AU wodka (pink lemonade) can left after the midweek sesh. Might as well finish it off. Then I'm off the wooze until Friday x
Was getting on the train the other night and waiting for people to get off in front, some guy behind me prodded me, then said out loud "are we getting on the train any time soon" so i turn and see if he was talking to me, and he said "what are you looking at" then peacocked a bit sticking his chest out and whatnot, his wife held him back, and I just told him I wondered if he was talking to me and got on when I could. 21M never fought or wanted to fight but I don't want to feel threatened if something happens again like this. I was thinking I should learn some sort of self-defense but I don't know what to do, which to pick etc. I also don't know if I should even *have* to learn self defense and should just keep my head down, cos i'n not violent but don't appreciate being taken for a mug sort of thing.
>tfw I'm as blind as this
>>78604513>lenses so thick they don't even fit in the frame properly>can feel your eyelashes or even your eyelids brushing against themsuffering ;_;
>>78604530Yeah that's an annoying feel. I haven't changed my glasses in over ten years so they're not very well fitting anymore either.
>>78604478Your LARPs are dumb.
Look Abdul, Wake n Shake may have STARTED as a front for our drug dealing, but now it's the must successful late-night dessert delivery company in Brixton. Creating new flavours has been the job of my dreams! I've even started baking proper cakes, from scratch. That's right Abdul: I am a baker. And if I have to fight the entire London underworld to pursue my dreams of running of a patisserie, I will do that.
>>78604513Clean your laptop and your nails you filthy bastard. That is disgusting.
>>78604555he has the tiniest flecks of dirt in the tips of his nails. u're weird m8.
>>78604555This is the average redditor on a uk subreddit. Some really disgusting men on reddit.
>>78604550Well I'd film more of them but they seem to change their tune when they're being filmed.
>>78604562Get your eyes checked, those aren't tiny flecks. That is pure dirt under his nails. That's not the norm for a hygienic man. Look at the state of his laptop keys too, fucking disgusting lad.
>>78604326Violent thugs allowed into our country. Hundreds of then daily on dinghies. Disgusting isn't it? I'm glad the auditors are revealing this dark side of Britain.https://youtu.be/BKkHCnJWZvY
>>78604563You should check out the cocaine subreddit. There's lots of british cokeheads on there. State of some of them. I like reading their posts to remind me that it's better to stay off it. Never do for long though.
i know it comes up here but how do you have a forum dedicated to cocaine?>coke is great, here is a picture of my coke>wow do you enjoy it?>yeah i do mate.i dunno reddit skews more towards 'real life stories' like a woman's mag. i get places like erowid.
heard russia is using direct energy weapons to target western incels like me and ruthmong
>>78604585>State of some of them.yeah like you, wahey!
>>78604608that's me doing that actually
Do they allow drugs in the care home?
>>78604608the irony is all the ops to lower men's risk to society have just created other risks.
Wonder if me smackhead is dead, he's been offline since Friday night.
Problem is some people just don't know when to call it a day. I stopped drinking/sniffing about 1am on Friday, while I suspect he carried on drinking and sniffing all day Friday, he was a mess at wooty training. If the mad lad carried on into Saturday then he'll be absolutely fucked now.
>>78604873>some people just don't know when to call it a dayto be fair this is incredibly, ridiculously rich coming from you
>>78604888Not really, I rarely ever do two day benders. I usually crash out after the first 24 hours.
Nothing wrong with a couple of days of debauchery in the summer. Better than being stuck in a boxroom all day like some sad bastard.
>i have a better life than /britfeel/wow
>>78604925>>78604906You regularly drink until 11am the next day and have emotional breakdowns lad, don't know why you're pretending otherwise
Hepler is turning his life around and you should all be proud instead of trying to tear him down. Support him, and he might just stop spending his benefits on pakislop and drugs that fuel foreign criminal gangs. Helping Hepler is the key to saving the United Kingdom.
>>78605065Helper is better sober, but his habit of prematurely congratulating himself for doing nothing is part of the problem. Needs a big change x
>>78605065it's a real shame this is just the grim reality of cocaine. can't just grow it in an attic.
Few games of Wortnite then garn a neck a wot woodle before beddingtons.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Philpottwhat's stopping you from living this life? just without the murders
shameless ruthmong
>Listened to the tape just now>Couldn't fall asleep this time around due to lowkey screwed-up sleeping pattern but had a very nice tune-in irregardless (been a good little while since i've managed to pull one as advanced as this off, in fact)>Hafta head out for the appointmentburgh in 2 Phwaor
Crosslid hasn't been online on PSN for 3 days. Hope he's alright.
>>78605351he's made me TWO vocarooshe's MY friend now
no vocaroo will ever be as good as top shaggerR.I.P top shagger vocaroo
>>78605374Sorry lid we best PSN frens now. Don't be jealous, you can still be best frens with Ruthmong.
>>78605394if i had a planestation i'd be his best friendi'd add you but then not ever play games with you
>>78605394ruthmong doesn't WANT any friends
Anyone else here clipmaxx? Cba to watch a full film so instead I just browse random film clips on YouTubes. Right now I'm watching Alien movie clips.
i just watch slow films at 1.2x speed. you don't notice ANY difference but 2001: A Space Odyssey becomes <2 hours long.
>>78600017only fans?>>78600027literally been confirmed that she is his care worker
>>78605351how thick are youcrossmong is footmong
>>78605516Unless he's a professional voice actor then no, not the same person lad. They've both done vocaroos.
>>78605516Crosslad is Mihai.
>>78605532show us crossmongs vocaroo thenunless you can provide it and prove its his then no reason to believe you
>>78605545https://vocaroo.com/19dtsqEOj8oshttps://vocaroo.com/1o7KDPfINES2have another saved but he deleted it so i'll respect that
>>78605563proof its crossmong? could be anyone. could be britnormie
>>78605662the fact he posted it, search the archive with his name or trip and 'vocaroo' or something. and peruse him then having conversations about it.
Good, solid spaffington just nowAlarmington going off in 60ishGonna try and cop some R&R, even if it's just 30 or so
janny gone rogue de ladscheck the ck fit lit int biz catalogs
>>78605696/a/, /b/, /co/, /aco/ too. Wonder what the fuck that was about.
>>78605683yeh you gotta show me pal or am nae believing it, ken?
>>78605703some rogues goin bout postin nonce shit
>>78605696>>78605703i like /ck/. this tyrant must be stopped.
I go beddingtons now.What time will I get up later? Your guess is as good as mine.
corr he's only gone and cleared /diy/ and /an/ toosome years old threads in there no doubt
Maybe someone posted the real alien pic again.
Youre a little gay alien in a spacker home, sean
>Youre a little gay alien in a spacker home, sean>>78605734r9k next
>youre*ahem*It's actually you're as in (you are), "youre" is not a word.It would seem it is you who is the spacker.
little gay alien fella
>little gay alien felIa
>>78605849these sentences aren't exactly grammar or punctuation perfect either
i think /3/ was crazy slow, like /po/ (safe thank fuck) levels of slow.
>its helper world >main character is a virgin with a tiny penis
>>78605893>protagonist is an underdog fighting for what's rightyeah it's a good world
>>78605893>other characters all pathetic depressed anime nonces into feet and troons
>>78605866I miss Karl when he was on the telly, I bonded with a good mate of mine watchin idiot abroad with some beers and that. Too bad he had kids and forgot I exist.
>>78605966You shouldn't say that. How do you know I'm not him? You don't.
>>78605898If its his world why is he the underdog though
>>78606018because he is winning
A dozen or so boards got their threads wiped off the face of the earth.Everyone's panicking.
>>78606217/a/ rebuilt instantlybut /ck/? it'll be HOURS before they can have a full board of talking about food, normally ;_;
Got some sleepington in after all did i notHeading out soon as well am i not
Goddamn acetic acid the manual had me pour into the sample box earlier was smelling like hell just now, no way i'm going to piss in that box againWas quite the sizeable piss as well so this should suffice, i don't really give a fuck since it's not really my problem when these assholes are unable to take care of their patient samples properly
>When chlorine bleach is mixed with an acid, chlorine gas is given off. Chlorine gas and water combine to make hydrochloric and hypochlorous acidsYeah i probably shouldn't use the chlorine in there for at least a week or so now
Solid 7 hours of sleep corr
time to smoke the smokers
i need to get another big bottle of acetone from Claire's. have a skirt somewhere, but i think i need to get some bright pink nail polish to really sell it. 'what's it for?''oh, you know, it's a sex thing haha'they're not going to ask any questions after that, are they?
'oh fine you've caught me out. i was too embarrassed. it's to strip the paint off my warhammer figures.'(backup option)
>>78606226>/ck/ah well, shit happens, I'll just make another brisket thread/a/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-FUCKING JANNIESBILLIONS MUST DIEHOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO USI love observing the differences between people who live on the Internet and those who live actual, external lives.
>>78606873the problem is when there are issues with the internet (ISP outages, 4chan goes down, power cut, etc) i get a glimpse of living an actual, external life out of necessity.and it fucking sucks give me the internet.
'all this white powder? dandruff mate, it's this bloody heat. was actually having a laugh with the boyfriend earlier, saying it looks like i've been snorting drugs or something! actually, do yous sell shampoo? you do? nah you're alright, just the acetone please. it is 100% pure, isn't it? definitely? might as well grab another bottle while i'm on.'
https://youtu.be/uSEZrDIXC80He getting nice new place in Dorset. What he wants, he gets. He's not that fucking daft he knows he can get a new bungalow now he over 50. Things happen for a reason so you get the positives out of it. He get moved to nice bungalow in elderly housing. He go get rest of money out today. He doing lush.
>>78606953Twolls laughing at him about having to give in his bank statements, well they found out they underpaid him and gave him a backdate. He getting that Google Nine on Wednseday.
>>78605507>onlyfansSomeday lad.
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/wToTxHIC7twSEASIDEUPDATEHe just get back from Post Office. He tells you what guys, he wish he never had fish odour syndrome, he wish he had a job, if he never had fish odour syndrome he would've worked all of his life. He make short journey to post office now he sweating like a pig and stinking like a good'un.
Women are natural whores (for Chad).
Femcels don't exist. She could've fucked lots of men in her twenties easily. You don't get that option as a man unless you're Chad. Makes me sick because women have ridiculous standards now and think mr perfect will be there one day.https://youtu.be/hFxGVncBnW8
i remember having a few beers and a crack on with a flatmate, absolute bombshell of a woman. she had a bit of a vent about her ex who was 'you know how incels have the idea of a chad? he was exactly that' then listed off chad criteria. i think he was a dick to her but she still fancied him. like she was listing all these attractive chad qualities as though they were simultaneously why he was a horrendous arsehole, but also incredibly appealing and she couldn't get over him.at some point this is just human nature and we should stop using silly internet slang.
Swiping left on every girl on Bumble because I feel like I don't have a chance with any of them. How do you win this mental illness
this society (lol) has done nothing for you, its not guaranteed you a job, a house, a purpose, or anything... No it would rather see you go homeless so a select few people can fuck off to nuclear bunkers in other countries when the mess they cause REALLY comes home.Fuck them, fuck this culture and fuck this country, you owe no one on this island a single thing. Take everything and give nothing back, be a NEET, be a hikki, be a nasty person and spread misery, fuck this island and its people.You are my brothers in arms, and I hope we all make it together, but in the likely event we don't, take what we can.
>>78607226Might as well delete it in that case.
The female hairline is... fascinating. Very cute dare I say.
>>78607298I had one good date from Bumble and I actually had fun. But every girl on there is an instagram model and I know I don't have a chance at all. I'm on Hinge and it's slightly better but I barely get matches on either
>>78607226Online dating is for Chads and Tyrones only. If you swipe the same way all the time it'll think you're a bot. If you are not making above minimum wage, I wouldn't even bother. Women expect a man to treat them to a good date at an expensive restaurant. You're only letting yourself in for disappointment. Hypergamy is stronger than it's ever been due to all the choice of men right from their iphones.
You are invisible to women unless you're in a good career or extremely handsome. That's just the way modern dating is now. It's never been worse than this.
Chad has confidence to belittle and dismiss whores.
>>78607396Did you meet the lass for a second date?
>>78605267>18 sprogs
Hmmm the personality changes from alcohol are always regrettable desu me laddies
>>78607451>I'm not open to meeting a woman that doesn't want kids
>>78607454>Did you meet the lass for a second date?On the way to our second date she rang me up in tears about how she doesn't feel shes ready to date someone
>>78607490Aww well lad, least you got a date under your belt. That's a positive. I'm in my 30s and still not been on one so you're doing better than me my lid. Keep at it.
Some people are more archetypal than othersWhen somebody just is the exact form of somethingPretty strange brehs
Dead as fuck this morning
Some girls are bigger than othersSome girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers
Big mother. Call in, if your mams fat, win a prize.
Chika is starting to piss me off
>5 minute wait to create a threadWhat the fuck
>>78607793How does it decide when to implement this? Because sometimes it makes me wait and sometimes it doesn't.
>>78607769What did I do? I got enough trouble.
>tower block in Dagenham erupts in blaze of fireoh nooo...
>>78607798Think it will be captcha being retarded with dynamic IPs like it is for regular posting
>>78604491This has happened to me on trains before, usually because everyone is in a miserable mood and I look like an easy target I guess. Just stand up to them, they aren't going to hit you.
Nothing more grim than public transport.
>>78607874Would be okay if there were no wogs and dindus
The public transport incel. Huge red flag to women if you don't own a car.
I had someone threaten to beat me up last night but he was manlet af so it was laughable. Lil bagel boss guy lmao. I am more nervous about basic social interactions than some mentalist threatening to kick my head in. Pretty funny.
>>78607879dont think ive interacted with a female woman in person socially in over 10 years
>>78607879I hab brum brum and motorbike where gf????
>>78604491>>78607861The trick is to antagonise cunts like this until they do something silly and they get done for it, all these hot headed deano mongs forget that everywhere is fucking crawling with cameras Should have pointed out how this hard lad needs his wife to hold him back etc, shit really gets them mad kek , cowering in fear like a pussy is not the best method to deal with these pricks, they see that and think their shouting and acting like mr. big balls is working so just escalate it, talk as much shit if not more than they are, if anything goes tits up you should be in for a nice pay out
>>78607889Apart from my immediate family I haven't properly socialised with anyone since December 2016.
>>78607896this works until you meet the one nutter who knifes you in the neck for it
Remember taking the train to the disability assessment centre on my own. On the way back the train was full of aspiring university students my age then all talking about their exciting lives. Chinese lads with white female friends. Very grim that was.
>>78607874its mental when you go to other countries and the trains are clean, quiet and comfortable.not sure why we're incapable of doing that
>>78607889Same unless you count police officers.
>>78607907True lad, i forgot about the knoife enjoyers tbqh
>>78607896Yeah I do that now. Just start filming them whenever they want to act hard. Puts them off.
>>78607915It's mental how in Japan you can live in a nice small house as a postman in your twenties without needing to live with parents. It's really shit here.
Hope you lads don't microwave your food in plastic containers. Any kind really. The heat releases millions of microplastic particles into your food. Also all that staining on reusable plastic containers is basically the food integrating into the plastic where it's been mixed together from high heat. Going outside you are most likely breathing it all in from tyre dust too. Mental.
>>78607951Well of course I don't because I don't eat microwave meals.
>>78607951Name one person who died from microplastic infusion.
Name one person who died from not having a gf
>>78607951Hope you shower today.
Name one person who died from not contributing to society
Name one person who died from not showering
>>78607962Cancer often poses more questions than answers lad. We haven't really made a solid link.
>>78600976Lads in their 20s here rotting away in the childhood box room distracting themselves with vidya and porn, while girls go out with their boyfriends backpacking half way across the world.
>>78607975The immune system is better this way. Though I really should dust more as the microplastics are in the dust.
I hate how every day is the same. Changing it only will make me more depressed (wageslavery is often suggested by normies).
Shagging 16 yr olds
>le heckin microplastics lads!!!
>>78608013>girls go out with their boyfriends backpacking half way across the world.Must be nice being daddy's money
>>78608029Go back to bed Prince Andrew
microplastics are buffing shrimp but debuffing barnacles
>>78608029Legal but very difficult.
>>78608028Whatever you do, you lose
I left school at 16 and was expected to work out life by myself. All I cared about was vidya.
Drinking is such a loser activity is it not. Pathetic. What a joke.
>>78608057Alcohol is very context sensitive imo
conclusion of the study all the 'oh no - microplastics in brains' news articles are based on:>we have high confidence that MNPs selectively accumulate in the brain, with the majority being nanometer-scale, shard-like particulates. >However, linking MNP concentration data to health outcomes in larger cohorts will require refinements to the technique, more complex study designs, and larger cohorts. one of those 'we just discovered this, need to investigate more' cases before they can say it's definitely increasing dementia or whatevs.
Fuck it, a new thread might kick things into gear a bit>>78608071>>78608071
>>78600064Beans, beer, piss-stained underwear and farts
