Pussy free edition
>>78624121right but what kind of sex toys sorry?
gooners are so fucking weird
stuff like that is so cringeconvinced that people just pretend to be aroused by itall a big larp
Eva Green's tits in 4K. Phwoar.
>>78624149God my Anglo american penis is hard at the thought of breeding that scots-irish lass!
>>78624149More like this? I need a redhead gf like my life depends on it
More like DVDChad.
>>78624121How can bongs be virgins I thought Britainland lacked puritanical values and english girls with just have sex with you over a bet
Dont think I've ever been as low in life as I have the past few months. Pure rock-bottom really.
>>78624197British girls will have sex with migrant men for a bet. They have left British "men" in the rear view mirror
I love Louis Theroux. He is my soulmate. I liked him before he was popular. I was watching him around 2007 which was before he was super popular. That nice sweet spot. Used to look forward and actively look forward to his documentaries. Just love him.
>>78624213You haven't gotten any pussy either right? The world is better off with you sexless, childless, single, alone, and isolated :)
>>78624241Did you ever see his documentary on porn where he met the BBC BLACKED porn actors? That's my favorite
>>78624226Does migrant men include white Americans?
I've had sex but it was 13 years ago and I barely remember it as I was drunk as a skunk.
>>78624251I've seen his porn ones a few times but I don't remember any BLACKED. The first one had good moments like Louis doing a part in a gay porno and interviews with Max Hardcore.The second one had parts with Jynx Maze, Kagney Lynn Carter and her simp cuckold BF (who was black) as well as very depressing interviews with Tommy Gunn.
>>78624243>You haven't gotten any pussy either right? I haven't. >The world is better off with you sexless, childless, single, alone, and isolated :)I couldn't change that even if I wanted to. Fate has led me here. None of the decisions were my fault.
I have never had sexual intercourse.
>>78624167>scots-irish lassShe's Russian actually, you can tell by her creepy doll face>>78624185Vladislava Shelygina I think
>>78624298You will go to the grave without any children or wife or legacy. You will be buried if you are lucky, but hopefully just cremated and dumped somewhere. You will be forgotten before you even die and you will disappear into the ether
>>78624033yeah i get you. some people are just content on their own, other people actively train for it (monks, hermits, doomers). equally there are people who are social butterflies by default, could just put them in a room with others and they'll get along. fair enough, there are introverts and extroverts.but the redpill of MDMA is that it gives you a glimpse of what life could be like if you were extroverted. the set and setting of a party means you can get away with chatting shit and hugging strangers... but look at those everyday, amicable people who naturally go beyond small talk or cracking a one off joke. it sounds schizo but when i read old novels>he passed a portly gentleman, humming a merry tune. >"good day!" he greeted.>"rather! and a good day to you too!"it's some only-happens-in-fiction simpler-times shite. beyond any worries about strangers, or appearing dangerous, or having an agenda. 'it doesn't happen'. of course it does. you could just strike up a conversation. well, YOU couldn't, but one can. (one being the generic pronoun for everyone. except you.)
>>78624298Hello ruthmong. Take a shower.
DWP will most likely take his bennies away. It not right
I remember the best wank I ever had. I was in my Nan's house on her computer in the spare boxroom. I was sitting on a swivel desk chair and must have been around 14. The window was open and it was daytime, I could see people in the street. It was an old amateur video on one of those old tube sites (Cumbang? Spankbang? Redcum?) and featured a beautiful girl with tan dark skin (not black, just inbetween, mulatto maybe). She was gorgeous. I wanked my cock through the zipper in my jeans and had the biggest cumshot of my life. That was a good summer. I ruined that computer with viruses.
>>78624365Twolls won de lid
>>78624371some nice pokies ssm has there
Haven't looked at porn for weeks me. Just gone back to using me imagination again. It healthier.Shall be taking part in NNS soon. NNA is a write-off.
I'm going to Ireland to find a ginger wife
>>78623954mad to think as a young adult you miss/regret your teenage years, then in your 30s it's the same with your 20s.at this point you're just a grown man. what do you do? how do you find people? i HAD access to people, i was just anxious/awkward/depressed. peak teenager was thinking i was so mentally ill i'd have to be removed from society some day. the boring reality of adulthood is that this is effectively the case.
>>78624326>You will be forgotten before you even die and you will disappear into the etherFor some reason, that sounds strangely enjoyable. I never existed in the first place
>>78624403Here's some porn to make you stumble and slip
Really wish we'd get another Shippy-supper update.Quite interested in his patented Noncemeals.
>>78624213>'Jurasic Park' gets AI thinking about dinosaurs>DOOM?>dinosaurs.
>>78624419Meh. I only wutted like 4 hours ago. This does nothing for me.
I'm having strawberries for dessert tonight
>>78624419She was much fitter before she put on a load of weight
>>78624441Truly, a meal for paedophiles
>>78624416This is why Japan loves the high school getting with anime. It's the last time you feel kinda 'free'. Adulthood just means becoming chained to your wagie desk.
>>78624455She looks so much hotter with curves now
>>78624335>but the redpill of MDMA is that it gives you a glimpse of what life could be like if you were extroverted.Pretty much mate. I can see how people get addicted to it, especially introverted people. It's like they become alive and real people for once instead of bystanders, watching a movie of their own life but unable to act to change it.
>>78624441I've actually started having Chicago Town deep dish pizzas and beans again recently, but with no added sugar beans this time
>>78624441What the fuck is this? Like a meal for a 10 year old.
>>78624213It's all relativeThe important thing imo is to have a laff every now and thenThe outside clownworld is gay and unfunny whereas the 'puter provides you with laffsTherefore lurking is good for (you)
strain the sauce from your tin of baked beans and you can use it for stews
Love me 'puter, me. Yes i do corr
Garn have that mac n cheese later if that's alright with you de lids.
>>78624612>The important thing imo is to have a laff every now and thenWould love to have a bevvie with someone. I can't laff with I'm sat in my room all the time.
>>78624619Bloody Hell Bo Selecta has gone a hit feral.>>78624620Oh aye. You ever tried the imported Cheetos Flamin' Hot Mac n Cheese? It lush.
>>78624416Yep lad, I wonder what I'll regret in my 40s about my 30s. Guess I'll find out in 8 years. Although I have given myself a sort of soft timeline to sort my shit out within the next 2 years or off myself as I can't be spending most of my free time sat in front of a computer or on video games. Shit is getting dull.
>>78624662Can't say I have de lid. I'll have to keep a look out for it in them wupermarkets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnXgbMgfkYg
what happens if the GNU/Linux people aren't also on board with the NEET lifestyle?what if work makes them use Windows?
Wucy Wetby was stitched up like a kipper by the ethnic doctors on the ward. It not right.
>>78624701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
>>78624801how is his forearm so skinny if his body is so massive?
>>78625085they don't have to lift their arms to drag a mouse around like you or i. his biceps may be atrophied, but this guy has vi fingers.
Spaffed solidly just now, me
>NHS warns of continued short supply of bloodmaybe they should pay people to donate. Why would I do it for free? The nurse taking your blood isn't volunteering her time. Everyone's getting paid except you.
Organ donation? Sorry, it goes against my spiritual beliefs.
Garn have that mac n cheese now.
>>78625483Dunno. Probably still womfing around the TV cabinet. Haven't seen it since the other night. I did see a smaller one earlier but I don't mind them ones.
Redeemed me code for that BO6 open beta early access. Think it starts this Friday.
Well that mac n cheese was bang average. Suppose you get what you pay for.
>>78625778The M&S ones are banging
Bums and tuppences
It's about being happy with the small things in life and keeping perspective about life. Like yeah, I might never be rich, driving around Dubai in a sports car or necking expensive champagne on some private jet but I could be a lot worse off. I have a roof over me head, food in the freezer, snacks in the cupboard, money on the gas and electric meter, an internet connection and a PS5 for me vidya. I could be in Gaza right now dodging drone strikes or starving to death in Sudan/Yemen/Somalia or dying of monkeypox in some Congolese village. The world is a fucked up place, so having the basics in a Western country is basically a luxury in itself when you think about it.
>>78625812Never shop there out of principle. It's basically the supermarket for middle-class snobs.
Wapu's laff & spaff
Lots of "sudden deaths" seem to be happening lately as well. Healthy people just dropping dead.Makes you wonder if something insidious is going on.
Conducted a second spaffington just now did i notVerily i did
think theres a tranny at work but im not sure, could just be a woman with very hairy arms
Need a shave but cba so just garn do it in the morning before going for me haircut.
Like wears in the wain
Alarmingtons set for 8:30am
Getting February 2022 vibes from this.>Belarus is carrying military equipment to the Ukrainian border - the letter "B" is written on the military vehicles.https://nitter.poast.org/UKR_Report/status/1828593720964292975
For some reason I can't stop snacking at night.
>>78624213Same lad. August really hits hard. The time where people are preparing for uni, the weather is generally nice and the fact you have no purpose anymore really sucks.
>>78624343That's another loser.
>>78625407Imagine donating blood for some stabbing gang victim or single mum who lost a lot of blood and doesn't want to naturally recover. No thanks.
Cookies? Accept all or decline all...whatever my cursor is closest too. Imagine caring about this.
ruthmong living on the edge
>>78626707Always am. Feel like I'm gonna flip at any moment.
Imagine being attracted to 30yo women.
>>78626767I still can't believe how bad this one looks without makeup. Fucking hell. Where's men's cheat mode?
Nice to end me Fortnite sesh on a win. I go beddingtons now.
And Laurel...what a nasty, entitled lass she turned into. Imagine coming to this country and staying here beyond education. It's what's so fucked up about England in general. Too many international people taking the homes from working class people born here. Why the fuck should I move out of my birthplace to try and find somewhere cheaper? I should have priority.
wish tories had wonlabour say tories made country shitbut now they doing exact same shit as toriestory lightits all bullshitwish tories had woni knew labour wouldnt do betteri knew they were all talk vapid sovlless cuntsliars
go to bed already care home mong.
What's the point shaving and getting haircuts if you don't care about working or what others think?
I was reading this and someone said it's "absolutely necessary" to have a smartphone for bennies. I'm fucked then. I have no money now. No job for me then.https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1f2udo6/are_smartphones_considered_a_luxury_now/
>longer and fewer ad breaks for this long videoyeah... no. what if I only want to watch a little bit at a time? this gimmick pisses me the fuck off. just give up watching the video in the end. can't be dealing with wasting 50 seconds of my life.
Can't wait for winter. Longer night walks between 12 and 6 a.m. Hardly anyone around except mentally ill men/druggies/alcoholics and of course them little maggots known who as the PoLICE. Why am I out? None of your business. PACE abusing pricks.
Look at these useless pigs. Think they can just ask for your details and threaten arrest if you don't give them. He hasn't been suspected of a crime.https://youtu.be/NytPXtBVii0
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ej5v1ney1o500,000 pound. This is what you have to look forward to if you make it.
>>78627567>buy an upmarket Watchmaker or Weaver>lovely modern home for you and your sprogs>the kids want to go play in the play area>they have to make it through the Affordable Homes car park
Better to just move abroad
i remember when those pink new builds were the future, modern standards of everything (surely) and this is what just where housing is headed (probably).checked the brochure because the article wasn't too clear on when the houses were built. brochure is from 2021, this is the only pic showing more than one house>Computer generated imagenot against pre-vis/mockups but this wasn't some proposal or far-off plan, people moved in not long after.and i'm just assuming the other pics are show homes. maybe if you say one image is CGI in tiny text, then all of them are fair game.build high rises in cities, shorter blocks of flats in towns.
this is what 500,000 pounds will get you in Oxford (default/example search on Zoopla):https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/68167140/even comes with its own makeshift church in the living room. doubt that even registers to the rich.
Thinking about britfeel personalities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zgt5WnJQLgHES LIVEHE WAITING ON THAT NNTENDO SWITCH
Might move to Thailand
moving to Thailand will get you a gf
moving to thailand won't get me a gf
imagine kidnapping ruthmong and dropping him with 1000 dollars in his pocket in a large city in a far away country and then observe him as he tries to make his way back home, would actually pay good money to watch this
>>78628737>Coming Soon on HBO: An Incel Abroad: Jungle Edition
Good news. My Royal Mail delivery is out today. Now for the bad news. My Amazon order from the other day is delayed, not yet dispatched. I am PISSED.
How did Max Hardcore get away with it?
abdicating in revolutionary Thailand won't get me a gf
>>78628814But will it get you DVDs?
>>78628814She looks like she'd be a proper moody cow most mornings.>RPSSM
Me? I was the last emperor of China.
>>78628603he's so happyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYItRzaU_A
>>78628828Thailand is Buddhist the only versatile disc they need is the eternal cycle of samsara (praise be)
>>78628854Fucking Hell he's looking grim. Has he gained weight?
Lads, I've made a terrible mistake by leaving these hallowed isles. I thought the heat was bad before I left but this is next level.
My wife is absolutely gorgeous. Semi famous in my country, mainly for her amazing body. I can have sex with her whenever I want, however I want. But tonight I jerked off. I want to become pussy free like all the cool incels
>>78628235why does number 62 need two green bins? many such lads here only have one if they have one at all. not rite
>>78628952most council areas i've lived in, you have to request a second/larger bin (presumably at a cost and/or with a good reason).although i reckon people just nick them or buy the fatter ones off eBay. but that's me talking as someone who doesn't live in a Terraced House in Oxford. they paid up and made sure to '62' them both so neer-do-wells LIKE ME can't pinch them.
easy trick is to find an unmarked bin on a nearby street and throw a couple of bags in there. if they catch you:>sorry mate, i live next door, thought this was mine.never say WHICH next door, they might know their neighbours. they might know both. that's a fight all three parties can have later, among themselves.
Based silent audit. Tyrant didn't put the handbrake on. Howling.https://youtu.be/tVSj9WsLdeQ
>>78628931remember it could be worse and it's still a great day above ground
>>78628931>>78629021what the flying fuck. checked here just before these posts, peak of 20 today at 3.00 pm, thought that was insane. "i'll just get home before then."where are these? Thailand?
7 hours more of work and can barely stay awake as it isoh it not lush
>>78629021Bloody hell>>78629050The first one is Hong Kong
>>78629050parts of the middle east where you get both high temperatures and humidity. Well it will definitely be colder by the time I go in a few weeks won't it?
>>78629068You joining ISIS, lad?
>>78629072not if it's 40+ degrees I won't be. can't be dealing with all the training in that
some days I just sleep for 16ish hours. Last night was one of those and it was lush
>>78629110Sleeping too much can cause depression
>THREE defenceless women were attacked in broad daylight by a man for not wearing traditional Asian dress as they cowered in a car at a petrol station. And the foids probably all endorsed letting hundreds of these monsters in the country every day. You reap what you sow.https://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/24539641.women-attacked-man-broad-daylight-bradford/
>>78629110Get so bored and just sleep more now. Vidya isn't doing it for me anymore. I've been a NEET since 2011. I don't know what to do antmore. I just stay in all the time.
>>78629050What sort of gremlin thinks 20 degrees is an insane temperature??? Lovely day that is, bit fresh even.
>>78629193Here's an idea. Get some shoes, take a shower, hit the weights, get a job.
If he hadn't of spent 450 dollars going to Toastmasters prior to that job interview then he wouldn't be where he is today
These Amazon FUCKS better dispatch what I paid for. Pirate of the Caribbean five movie Blu-ray collection for eight quid. Now it's out of stock. My order has been "delayed, not yet dispatched." I am going to FLIP. Never choose Amazon Day Delivery instead of next day.
>>78629239There is something extremely pathetic about this video but I'm not exactly sure what it is.
>>78629252You the extent of his life's achievements is spinning a box of popcorn around on video and that normies are impressed by his little act
>>78629239Why do you lie about how much I spent lass? I thought our conversation was fairy pleasant when we spoke first about it way back with you and another anon? I can't be bothered typing it out again my spend so I'll link it.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78527162/#q78536919https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78527162/#78537997
>>78629271It's like why would he bother doing that? He's not going to get paid extra, it takes longer than just doing it regular and it's not even that impressive. I guarantee a manager probably eventually told him to stop because he's holding up the line.
>>78629248do you actually watch all these dvds and blurays you buy?
Grade B Smelly Delly with Two Year Warranty. He's not a fucking idiots he's not taking this one back and it's lush. Not bad for 280 quid. Not bad for 280 fucking quid he's quite impressed. It so lightweight he take it down Sandford Lane later for a few bokkles so he can chat with his fans.
>>78629232I'm not really sure what job to do. I have looked them up every now and then...nothing really stands out. Just the way things are I guess for some minds.
>>78629288Why do people keep asking me this? Yes, I do. My main hobby is film and TV and I watch 100s of films a year. I get it though... some people collect for the sake of it or to show off. I'm not like that. I don't even keep the slipcovers and all that shit that takes up unnecessary space. I collect movies and shows not products to show off.
>>78629298FUCKING HELL IT'S SEAN RYDER
>>78629312Do you sell any of them once you've watched them? By now your boxroom must be completely covered in DVD boxes.
I don't have a reason to live anymore.
>I fucking own you, do you *voice breaks* fucking understand? Now get back to work>>78629280I've never spoken to you about Toastmasters and I've always taken the piss out of it because it looks like a massive scamhttps://youtu.be/OpuMNgxRMac>>78629283Its his inner true self breaking out and seeking some sort of identity in the cold corporate American workplace where every employee is expected to be a golem>>78629298He will take it back along with all his other shite once the sanctions hit
>>78629298Wonder if SSM runs linux
Wonder if gradlad's found a gf yet
>>78629338You will find love in 2025, dont give up
>>78629350Doubtful. He's probably just been hearing the Staceys in his house share get torn apart by Jamal and Ubuku every night. Thin walls in those places.
>>78629347He probably would use Linux Mint. I prefer Debian, the old timer. Always reliable and stable in my experience.
>>78629347Running is not the in the SSM dictionary.
Collecting stuff is mental illness. I'm a minimalist. That way I don't need to worry about attachment or worrying too much if I lose my stuff.
>>78629384He enjoys eating and drinking, nothing wrong with that
>>78629384Phwoarr making me hungry watching that
>>78629336No I keep them. I rewatch stuff all the time and love all the special features you don't get on streaming. My collection is large but organised well in Alphabetical order. I'm going to get some better shelving soon.My package arrived, a new and pristine Blu-ray set of Lost to replace the manky old CEX box set I got years ago where the discs are fucked. I'll probably try and sell that back to CEX because they don't give a fuck honestly so why should I?
>>78629340Oh fair enough. Thought you were saying I spent 1600. My bad. I only spent the 70 and since I have nobody else to practice speaking with since I have no friends I figured it was worth it. Hopefully once I build up a social circle I can quit as I won't need them anymore, that's the plan anyway.>>78629350No not yet lad. Induction starts next week.>>78629363My house share is really quiet. Although there are 2 empty rooms so if they get filled up by Deanos that won't be good. There was a Deano who did a viewing but hopefully he won't take it. Right now I live with a salesman who has the gift of the gab but keeps to himself, another lad who is even more awkward and shy than I am. I heard him about to come into kitchen but when he heard me in there I heard him back away from the door. That's the kind of shit I would do. There's a women too, but nobody ever sees as she's always out, I assume at her boyfriends or something. I haven't even met her, only heard her on the phone once in the hallway.The wifi is fucking dogshit though. I'm going to get a powerline to get wired in my room and see if that helps.
>that's coming out of your pay!
If I could have sex with my dvd and bluray box sets I would.
>>78629533The disappointment in himself with his hair completed soaked. Wagie probably wanted to cry right there.
>>78624213never really had that "holiday season" depression before but I'm really feeling it lately too. Been masturbating to ai chatbots for any form of interaction. That and i don't think the deepstate will allow Trump to win again, so really dreading 4 years of "the first woman president" who really doesn't deserve the title.
>>78629338You have your ASMR slags and audit videos
>>78629486>powerlineThey're shit mate. Random interruptions, dropped packets constantly. I'd just get fibre to the boxroom.
Hunter Biden's laptop
>>78624321i can't even get a boner to this shit with her nipples covered
>>78629558They're not slags. I love them all really.
>>78629535I never remember the names of episodes but the Not Penny's Boat episode, the time travel episode, the first episode of season 2... Lots of great episodes... the episode where WE HAVE TO GO BACK.How do people always remember episode names? I'm a big TV watcher and never understood this.
>>78629570>I love them all really.[citation needed]
>>78629578Someone else lad. Makes me out to be an evil person.
>>78629570Girls always get the smallest bedroom of the house.
>>78629560Yeah fibre to my room is always an option and I would prefer it since I like having the router in my room like back at home. But want to wait a bit to make sure I settle in with no issues since they have such long contracts. I saw one with virgin media fibre 27 quid a month but 18 month contract.
Imagine sharing internet.
Every so often a lad comes here and slags off me asmrtists. It's not me.
Yesterday I was out for a walk and I saw some caveman looking chap smoking outside his midterrace. Unshaven, long hair, baggy clothes, busy scrolling through his phone. Immediately wondered if it was ruthmong.
>>78629631ruthlad doesn't have a phone
>>78629644That's what he wants the DWP to think.
>>78624213Feel the same way desu. Where does the time go?How did others succeed where I have failed?
>>78629672Very womfy images. I wonder how close to that some /britfeel/ers really live. I know I wish I could.
I should probably have sold my DVD and Blu-ray slipcovers on eBay. I bet there are some nutters who'd buy them.
>>78624545If you're putting that plate of food in front of a ten year old you should be done for child abuse. I swear nothing makes me angrier than parents who make their kids fat.
you wouldn't last a week being me. I choose the hard path in life
>>78629684How the fuck is that going to make a normal active child healthy? It's all the unhealthy snacks in between and being sedantary that will make them fat. That's a perfectly acceptable meal. Not the healthiest I grant you that but at least the kid is being fed and looked after.
>>78628952A good heuristic for houses that look like regular shitboxes but have two bins is that there's an ethnic family living there. I swear every single time I see a double bin house and I see the occupant they're ethnic. They just can't help but make more rubbish and mess in their lives.
>>78629533Adding this to my wagie webm folder, thanks lad.
Even vidya mummy is disappointed in me
>>78629690It's not 'not the healthiest', it's fucking disgusting slop that shouldn't be fit for dogs.People underestimate just how serious the years and years and years of repeated daily exposure to utterly shit foods can be for your health. Everyone is sicker than previous generations and that's not just because of people living longer, it's happening to young people.
>>78629715you mong helper eats stuff like that daily and isnt fat
>>78629678The difference between womfy and worrible is a very fine line.
>>78629724Actually HHL has said he's really been packing on the pounds over the last few years. That football pic of him was taken a very long time ago.But it's not just the weight. Obviously it's a major problem and parents who raise fat children really should be punished somehow, but just the generalised health effects of bad diets are massive, chronic and very wide reaching. Thyroid problems, auto-immune diseases, IBS, low bone density, atrophic muscles, diabetes, vascular issues, mental acuity, metabolic disruption, hormone/fertility problems, cancer incidence etc. etc. it's all on the rise and can all be linked to varying degrees to poor diets.
>>78629746>That football pic of him was taken a very long timeNot even a year old, learn your lore
>>78629715You're a fucking mong. Simple as.
I'm 25 and have longish hair. I was thinking about getting it cut because I'm feeling insecure about it these days. A skin fade is not my vibe and I'm too thin and my heads too small for a buzz. What's the best sort of option?I get told I look almost like pic related. Samish length
Wops is a wagie. Only part-time though due to hidden disabilities.
Where does HHL get his vitamins from?
>>78629768Not that disabling if she can work part time. Me? I can't work at all.
>>78629765Ask the barber. Best option.
>>78629768Not really hidden desu she looks like a mong
>>78629773He got a fit Nigerian nurse who makes sure he gets all the right witamins. It lush.
>>78629746COPE. That footie pic is this year.
Reckon I'll try to cop a few Oasis tickets then sell them for quadruple the price just before Christmas.
>>78629794His team won the spacker league and his local FA posted the picture
>>78629773Multivitamin pill. Really not that hard.
looks skinnyfat anyway desu
>>78629803Based scalperchad
>>78629586Mad how you're pretending it wasn't you, yet you've replied to it before saying you were just in a bad place etc.You've been consistently angry at Laurel for ages now too
>>78629776She really should be working full time. Just an excuse to play vidya.>>78629779She isn't. She's just average.
>>78629819I don't mean it lad. Not everything is by me.
>>78629746trust... le SCIENCE
>>78629810So no proof? Not much of a HHL loremaster are you
>>78629819also had his phase of doing weird photoshops to his asmr bints for some reason, like one of those auditing channels
>>78629803Have they announced prices yet? I expect them to be close to 150.
>>78629843Think they're announcing that tomorrow de lid. Don't know why I'm even following it, they're all gonna be bought up by men in their 40s and 50s with hair like this
Good sleepington this was it not
>>78629812Do these even work? Always thought they are a scam
>>78629773Energy drinks and multivitamin suppositories.
>>78629836Why would the FA post an old picture? I reckon the team changes during the years and when you post an old picture a lot of the current squad members wouldnt be on it
Go up to female police officer and make pig noises. Is that a crime?
Sprogged wagies pay for Helper's multivitamin tablets
Downloading a siterip of dgGenerator's patreon, lads. Coorrr gonna have a cracking wank tonight that's for cetrtain.
>>78629878If she says she feels offended then yes, it's literally a crime. In fact, even if she doesn't feel offended, but someone ELSE watching it says they think it offended her, then it's still a crime.We live in a clownworld of unimaginable proportions.
Walk around with a thick noose rope on night walks. Wait for police to notice you near a bridge but don't say anything. They can't prove if you're suicidal or not.
Ive been to the UK recently on holiday, didnt see a single good looking woman while i was there
>>78629878If she's a muslim then yes it would be
HHL was talking about being forced to play spackerball years ago. He is definitely a fatty now.
>>78629893Don't worry. I always check to ensure no public are around. The police are supposed to have a higher threshold for abuse. Making pig noises would not be in the public interest of a costly prosecution.
Does Sean wank off to bully captions?
>>78629904He wanks off with two fingers
>>78629903Entirely depends on the people you encounter in the legal system, lad. Maybe you come across a magistrate that rightly thinks it's ridiculous and dismisses everything, or maybe you come across judge Shaneeqwa Ayotunde-Hershowitz and you get sent to prison for a year.
>>78629904He actually creates them. Reckon he post them toba few Reddit subs
>>78629903>I always check to ensure no public are aroundcan't believe you think we're stupid enough to believe you actually do this shit
>>7862990118 months in prison under Kim Jong-Keir
>>78629920In my experience, non native judges are more lenient.
>>78629944Oh sure sure I get the logic that the most shitlibby people tend to be white true believers, but you get the point I'm making. The justice system is an oxymoron. We're into the realm of pure, open Schmittian politics at this point.
ruthmong stopped his asmr routine to do his nightwalk fantasy routine.
>>78629958He will always get a few mongs to engage with him too kek.
>>78629855Shippy should rock this cut.
>>78629859Of course they work. Why wouldn't they? Buy the ones that have all the vitamins A - Z.
If vitamin supplements weren't placebo you'd never have to eat any meal again.
>be me>on my usual summer naked night walk>usually have an erection the whole time, ready to ejaculate at a moment's notice (in case of a badger attack)>a female police officer pulls up beside me>she asks me who I am, where I'm going, why I'm naked>immediately the adrenaline fills my veiny todger>I squeeze my balls like a ketchup bottle and cum through the window all over the female officer, blinding her momentarily>this gives me time to run into the bushes under the safety of darknessWell, it's not illegal is it?
Run away from female PoLICE officer at night then suddenly turn around and start sprinting towards her.
>>78629987Do you think food is only for vitamins?
>>78629994Still a more believable story than nightwalkmong.
Fink today i shall be copping some more R&R
>>78630008That's a very good dogberg, is it not? Love this angle for dogs.
Haven't done a bleeding thing all morning corr
shippy talks about SCEA like a lover who passed away
>>78629976He doesn't have enough hair to pull the look off successfully
>>78630066Is that shippy?
I really fancy my colleague, she's a little older, taller than me too but stick thin. Shame she's got a long term bf. We get on really well
>>78624243can't wait for y'alls rights to be taken away and the hordes of kike lovers begging for the return of 60's america
Sick of hearing flush pensioners complaining about Winter being tough. They had it very easy compared to young people today. Fucking bastids.
>>78630121the ones complaining probably aren't 'flush'
Just had me haircut. Feeling fresh af now.
>>78630160>Just had me haircutProof?
>>78630152Well they're not as bad off as they like to pretend they are. Simple as. They get loads of perks too like free bus pass. They can get to fuck. Old bastards should layer up more.
>>78630080Yep Shippys latest bald patch update.
>>78630160Well how was her holiday?
>>78630160Do you also have a bald patch like Alizeelid?
>>78630160Fresh nonce cut for you my lid.
Handicap Olympics starts today. I'd rather watch the Special Olympics I bet it's funnier.
Are old bastids too stupid to buy a halogen heater for 15 quid?
>>78630217I just can't get into it. All these different categories because one's missing half a leg, one hasn't got any legs, one's missing an ear lobe. It's ridiculous.
Eating an apple atm
>>78630287>Eating an apple atmProof?
>>78630274Also the lads with the aerodynamic robot legs seem a bit unfair. Like how Africans are in the normal Olympics.
robot legs wont get me a gf
God i'm bored right nowAren't i
>>78629560i got the one with the ethernet port and it worked perfectly fine. just only wired to my computer, and only on my phone in my room.>could you move it into the middle of the flat so we can ALL conn-no.
SSM is so depressed he's not even going to Swanage anymore. It not rite.
For lads with a bad hairline looking for love. Just put on a German accent and you vill find ze lav!https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/1f33smk/spotted_in_chalk_farm_another_poster_regarding/
don't have a proper balcony but i have a railing, realised i could get a hanging planter or a secure bracket for a trough.what are some good plants?
>>78630413>bad hairline>Germanin Germany they call recession at the temples 'privy council corners' (sometimes people say 'secret agent corners') because you look like a dignified diplomat.
50p for the apple eating LARP.
>>78630413also christ glad i read a couple of the comments on this. reddit types especially are NO FUN ALLOWED whenever something COULD be interpreted badly, but i'm with them on this one. bit stalkery. chatted, failed to exchange info, that's on you pal.
>applehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple#Nutritionmight as well drink a glass of water with an A to Z multivitamin.
Let's play a word game lads. Post replying to this starts with the letter at the end of the previous word. All words should somehow relate to /britfeel/. I'll start.>SeasideMark
Having steak tonight
>>78630527>khhvruthmong
>>78630530Good for you, big man
>>78624149did she have an ouchie on her vageen?what happened sirs
>>78630530I take it you'll be posting proof little lid?
SSM will get his Swanage bungalow with sea views
i like my steak medium. not ashamed to admit it.
>>78630671I like mine cooked 4x longer.
>>78630697lovely crispy steak. bit of crunch to it
>>78629765dont cut it all off, you might be bald in your 30s and wish you could grow hair, just cut it into a different style, layer it more
>>78630697medium = middle = half4x longer = 4 * 0.5 = 2you are creating an extra steak
My life is a shit, want to kms
>>78630423herbs and saladgrow jasmine up the railings from a pot on the ground
>>78630834What's so bad about it lid?
>>78630843It could be extremely easy but in the last few years i got myself into a lot of things that i now cant get out of
yell him to get a job in the Amazon warehouse thatll make you feel good about yourself
>>78629765>>78630723i say take the plunge and give a skin fade a go, on the back/sides. you can keep the top long.fuck knows what a 'hitler youth cut' is, image results are all over the place. but there's some sorcery to sheared sides with more on top.
>>78630858Like what laddo?
Nobody playing me word game. It not rite.
>>78630888Trained a crow to peck my penis in exchange for seeds but now it won't leave me alone when I try to go to the shops
Literally masturbating right now am I not?
>>78630908Train a cat to eat the crow.
>>78624121Grim that anyone actually replied to this OP
>>78630911Gonna need proof me laddy am I not
>>78630932I don't understand people who wank to stuff like that, captioned pictures of a lass. It's never even realistic dialogue either. But then I suppose there are many fetishes I don't understand
>>78630932T. Not living his best pussyfree life
>>78630911I like to go at it 4x longer.
>>78630888Got a sprog, big promotion at work, getting married soon and looking to buy a house, 5 years ago i had zero responsibilities and now i dont have any free time
>>78630949I'll swap lives with you lad, thanks.
>>78630944A lot of it is cope. The brain's mechanism of dealing with fear. I read an article once about people with a hotwife fetish who often were extremely jealous people earlier in life, and this jealousy and fear of their partner cheating somehow made them sexualise the fear to the point they actually (think they) desire it.
SSM has got a nice box of mini rolls and a bag full of porkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l0RnOKvYCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2tL5wz_GXw
>>78631034haven't had a mini roll in years. maybe over a decade
>>78631034Fat bastard will eat that in one sitting I bet.
>>78631067he bulking for winter
>>78630988Hmmm what kind of life do you have
>>78631101Ruthmong tier.
>>78631124Ruthmong has a comfy life, i dont understand why he is so unhappy
>>78631130Let's summon him and ask him.Ruth anal with black man.
>>78631130He lives with elderly parents. Once they die he will be homeless.
>>78630948Is that actually his cum? Wtf.
>>78631151It's Ruth's squirt.
>>78631034SSM is living his best life
>>78631148He will just inherit the house
>the brain runs on fat>the brain has the highest concentration of cholesterol in the entire body>le NHS be like "LE CHOLESTEROL LE BAD EAT WHOLE GRAINS, BEANS AND VEGETABLES INSTEAD OF RED MEAT">"oh my le fuck why is le population unelfay and suffrin menthol elfs????"It's not hard people, think
>>78631185Daft scottish mong kys
>>78631181I don't think that's an option. He often says himself he will be on the streets when they die
>>78631192Every chance he's just being melodramatic as usual. Think he might just live with his mum though, she could even be renting
Arbroathy's feminine willy
Arbroathy's big manly man cock (he is a man and will never, ever be a woman)
>>78631135>>78631156Please don't talk about her that way. I'm trying to move on from her desu. Scottish lass has filled the void in my heart.
>tfw no space orc futas to enslave me, feminise me and fuck me unconscious every night
Ruth out on the lash
>>78631248The scottish lass is an ugly looking mentalist , stick with ruth and her tuppence
>>78631248whats her vax status? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwCG-3H4zEM>>78631259is that a game? i bet they're making bank on patreon if they have on
>>78631263She wouldn't be that clumsy and drunk too much.
>>78631265She's a beautiful lass and she seems like she has a good moral compass. I expect she is a middle class snob irl, though.
>>78631296She is most likely vaxxed but she wasn't active at that time. So it hasn't been brought up. Most girls would've fallen for the scaremongering government campaigns and got it. I'm not vaxxed and haven't been ill since 2013. Oddly I don't even get a cold anymore.
>>78631441>I'm not vaxxed and haven't been ill since 2013. Oddly I don't even get a cold anymore.That's because you never go outside
>he's completely ignoring me :( he's standing here wearing a balaclava, blue jeans and a black sweatshirtVery aggressive suit tyrant here. Silly woman thinks the police will sort him out.https://youtu.be/TuUBK5YFy60
>>78624485I'm an introvert who doesn't care much for social interaction, so I'm fine with whatever I get or don't get. Meanwhile, I know someone who is an introvert who really wants/needs social interaction, but struggles to actually get it because of anxieties and whatnot. Must be a shitty existence.
>>78631455But mum goes out and gets colds.
>oohhhh im such a good mummy for feeding my kids carby slop from the paki shop(asda)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_tQFpCoD4I fucking despair
Wonder if Scottish lass ever plans to have sprogs. She's leaving it late
Women are in no rush to have sprogs these days
>>78631581>cost of living crisishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFNg8Da7Bo
>>78631581Where do you do your shopping?
>>78631625I'd love to spog Tay up, lads.
>>78631581God so much slop. Sprogs must be fat. Makes me glad to be sprogfree.
Not sharing my supermarket with these people. It will be Waitrose and the petrol station M&S from now on
>>78631581>People watch "shopping hauls" from fucking Asda with some even paying for early accessWhat the fuck
>>78631637>Makes me glad to be sprogfree
Great to see you little lads having a productive afternoon.
>>78631629Us lads only shop at Waitrose and M&S. Everywhere else is for the lower classes.
so so tiredcannot think about anything else all day
>only the best spreadable slop for my wee kiddies. am such a good mummyshe should be arrested for child abuse. she knows nothing about nutrition >>78631626fucking lol even then its all ready meal slop thats relatively expensive.her channel name is hilarious too, such a contrast to what she buys>>78631629b curtis >>78631637they probably suffer the same level of brain damage as crack babies thanks to their heifer of a mother>>78631650its all fat mums
Gigachad is pussyfree and lives with his mum
>>78631632>sprogging Taylor Swift up and receiving child support payments from her for the rest of your life plus a few million in hush money
Another thrilling post from cartoon poster
>>78631665try eating red meat instead of being a stupid faggot who fell for the vegetarian diet makes you look attractive to older gay men memethats why you're losing your hair btw, you're denying your body of vital nutrients
Is shippy a nonce, why does he talk so much about children?
>>78631593For all them subscribers she doesn't really get many views these days on her recent videos. Scottish lass has a better ratio.
>>78631698he gets giddy with excitement at the mere mention of children, pregnancy, cum etc.bet his bean head goes all red
>>78631698>Is shippy a nonceYes
Having a wonderful time watching spackers on drugshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1mWt6h34RY
>>78624326You are the worst kind of nigger and I would sincerely kill you if I could. I am absolutely serious. You sadistic fuck, going on /r9k/, the place for the most disenfranchised losers and saying this shit to someone. I don't care if we are on 4chan, you are the most disgusting scum and I would put a bullet in your brain given the chance. I hope God forgives you.
>>78631707>HELP mum is pregnant with my chiId
>>78631645These aren't real people. They're all bots.
>>78631748Thx for sharing sis
>>78631726Shippy is a strange bIoke
>>78631697I am not a vegetarian.You never get bored of inventing stories about other posters? You think you are now so interesting because you read an REN tweet or something? Fucking KEK. wow seed oils bad tell me something I don't know
What the fuck is up with that thumb?
>>78631766You're a fat balding nonce with a fucking bean shaped head shut the fuck up, leave the thread and kys.
>bro... meat good? modern agriculture is a chemico-industrial process... sneed oils bad bro... eat eggs and raw milk bro... bro Ray Peat bro...yawwwnnnnnnn. read it all before.
>>78631766>Obviously that post wasn't mePic rel
>>78631758You've saved or created a 4 year old collage of Anonymous posts you/OP somehow assumed belong to 'shippy' and you're calling this 'shippy' a strange bloke? If you own a mirror, take a long hard look at yourself lad.
Need 3 forms of ID for a basic DBS check. No chance getting any job. Never gonna work even if I tried. Don't have birth certificate, no driving licence, no passport. Need ID to get those. Need ID to get ID. Ridiculous.
>>78631781Okay you've read it all before, but how is it wrong?
>>78631768I bet she caresses her boyfriend's back with them nails. Must feel so good to have a gf.
no wonder she was out of breath showing of her latest slop haul
>>78631812I didn't say any of it was lol. I just don't care.
>>78631795Why are you defending a paedophile lid?
Nothing more tedious and embarrassing than the newly converted zealot. Just mindlessly jumping from one thing to the next and pretending they are an expert on the topic. Such an expert they only started talking about it 5 minutes ago KEK.
I literally gagged trying to eat this plant crap. Why does everyone say this is almost as good as a real burger?
>>78631820Why have you spent the past 5 years obsessing over some phantom on an anonymous message board?
only "haul" videos i watch are cex haulssimple as
>>78631825they've been programmed to believe what the government tells themwe're an ill broken people
>>78631829Are you pretending I'm your thread enemy 'Swanny' now? You're fat balding nonce Greg.
>>78631829>some phantomShippy regularly posts pictures of himself here lad he's not exactly DB Cooper
>>78631825Because they're coping. Why did you buy it in the first place you utter mong?
>>78631825>Why does everyone say this is almost as good as a real burger?They don't. Nobody who's ever eaten one has thought it's as good as a real burger. What you get are either1) People paid to say it's as good as a real burger.2) People who think that lying to promote their agenda is a virtuous thing.
>>78631825Last time I had a McPlant it tasted alright. No worse than the other soggy slop on the menu.
>>78631846>>78631845Neither of these people post here. You're playing pretend dollies with the toys your mum donated to Oxfam in 2021.
>>78624321imagine she had a penis :D
>>78631859I smelled the burger. It smelt unnatural to me. Gagging from the smell. I have sensitive taste. Any slight changes I usually detect.
>Labour campaigns saying they won't raise taxes>nobody believes them but whatever>get into power>almost immediately make plans to raise taxesLol, I mean really what did people expect, but still lol. The only sleight of hand they're pulling is that because there are just so many fucking taxes that people pay they can claim to be technically correct because they're not raising VAT/income tax, they're just raising a bunch of OTHER taxes instead.Is this the 'late stage capitalism' I hear so much about?
>>78631869plant burgers are shite but you sound like an absolute pussy to be honest
>>78631872Probably all going on pensions, luxury items and energy company profits. Labour hates old people that don't vote for them so they're fucked.
>mummy tricks me into eating quorn chicken nuggets>pretend to have a seizure in the kitchenThat'll teach her, the fork-tongued bitch
>>78631836Me? Posh girls trying on cute outfits and swimwear.
>>78631893>mummy tipped the stale corn flakes into the new boxThat really set me off. She does this shit thinking I won't notice the difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u96eTQFbukk
Is it a crime to do night walks in my underwear? Guarantee the rozzers would stop you if you tried that in the winter.
Mak shaved his beard off.
>>78631948he looked better with his beard
In order to get fucking SEX as a man you've got to spend years getting up the career ladder, keep gymaxxing, be attractive in the first place (in the face), have a good social circle, own a decent car, your own place etc. Even then it may not be enough for a girl.Maybe some single mum on bennies might be possible. Is the juice worth the squeeze?
cor wemily wops briefly in the new wetro ghetto video
>>78631992wops gonna be popular now? get in there wopsy.
A woman of any social class, any position in life can get a boyfriend within 24 hours. All a woman has to do is put up a low effort dating profile on an online dating app. It's ridiculous how women complain about dating. They just want perfect men.
>>78632035dating apps give you loads of boosts early on, i made a tinder account and got 5 matches almost immediately
>>78632044I got fuck all matches when I tried years ago.
>>78631992Collecting second hand vidya is pointless. I don't know why anyone sane would support CeX. They clearly do not care about vidya. Often you'll see reprinted covers, the wrong discs (classic hits used in normal boxes), no manuals and they're scratched to death.
>>78632044But you didn't get laid I reckon.
>>78632059did you put more than one photo of yourself up?
>>78632060Everyone needs a hobby to keep themselves sane lad. Mine is building a 4K porn library on my 16TB NAS
>he doesn't have a photo hanging out with friends on tinder>no photos on holidaysyeah big red flag to most women that. manchild alert.
>>78632059I think I had 3. Was more than one but wasn't loads.
>>78632090Women don't care if you're a loner if you are chad
What are some reasons a business would be "cash only" other than to avoid paying tax?
what the fuck. why do young women date old men?
Ruthmong the Relentless
>>78632117MasterCard/Visa fees.
>>78632124he genuinely puts more effort into spamming than i put into my job
>>78631581why do some women speak like this? like men, its like they had all the femininity rubbed out of them
>>78632102I'd be shagging non-stop if I looked like that.
>>78631984Well it obviously is because loads of men are still taking a rotten deal over being alone. My local plumber that I see working late most days is a cuck married to a used up roasty raising her kid.
>>78632137Same lad. Just one day in Chad's shoes would be amazing.
Shopping at Aldi? Red flag.
>>78632026cor he even linked to her channel. she deserves to fly high like the angel she is
>>78632138Rather be alone than raise someone else's sprog and be with some single mother. My standards are low enough.
>>78632153Didn't even know they had Aldi in America
>>78632147I'd be cold approaching girls for sure.
Turning 27 tomorrow, chaps. Not a fan.
>mum: how can you be so dirty and not clean up ever >me: it's a waste of time. the mess only comes back. why bother?Women got this obsession with having everything clean all the time.
>>78632153>not finding a likeminded, frugal partner to build wealth withngmi
it's because of cretins like Mark and their antics that people suffering legitimate issues cant get the help they desperately needhttps://files.catbox.moe/e2436z.mp4https://youtu.be/IaVWSd3DVnM&t=70
>>78632206I was rotmaxxing at 27. Still am in my thirties. It gets so much worse past 30.
>>78632265>It gets so much worse past 30.This probably has to do with the fact that you were "rotmaxxing" at 27. An ominous lesson for any 20-somethings browsing this thread.
>>78632265im 27 rn, starting to feel real fucking desperate, 30s are knocking and i can no longer tell myself im young and have a whole future ahead of me to figure it out
Fresh bread is it not>>78632299>>78632299>>78632299
>>78632265Glad that you'll never get the chance to breed pussy. There are 18 year old guys getting more pussy than you EVER will in your entire life :)
>>78624213same. I gotta turn things around soon or its wraps for me
