last edition died corr edition featuring seasidemark
>>78689428Cheers laddy. I've been sat here f5'ing the catalog for the past 45 minutes waiting for the nu bread.
>>78689428Nu day is it not
I shall soon recuperate meselfI fink
Off to Widemouth Fields lay-by at 9am for a burger van brekkie if anyone wants to join me. I will get a breakfast wrap with bacon, sosij, egg and hash brown.>inb4 /soc/
morning girlies ready for a new day making all the same posts again?
>>78689771More lad ready for a new day reading all the same posts again?
>>78689723Sure, I'm in Yorkshire, give a reply when you're on the border, and I'll tell you where to pick me up. Thanks lad.
>>78689771EPIC PWN4GE M8
In Gildacre Fields exists a hair salon called Snip Snap Splendid, and its famous for two things: its outrageous haircuts and its clientele, who are as retarded as the hairstyles they walk out with. Sean decided it was time for a fresh cut. He heard rumors about Snip Snap Splendid from his fellow retards in Spacker FC, but in true Sean fashion, he missed the part about it being a salon designed for the most retarded. Sean waltzed in, head held high. The walls of the salon were decorated with framed photos of previous clients sporting haircuts that defied logic: a topiary mohawk, a dreadlock ponytail resembling a unicorns horn, and even a hairstyle that looked like the Eiffel Tower.'Welcome to Snip-Snap Splendid!' sang out Babs, the bubbly hairstylist who had a knack for transforming even the most basic request into a complete mess 'What can I do for you today?' Sean rubbing his chin said 'Something that says this man has his life together and doesn't live in a care home'. 'I know just the thing!' Sean, blissfully unaware, nodded eagerly 'It's helpers world'. Babs got to work, her scissor snipping with the precision of a mad artist. After 15 minutes, Babs stepped back. 'Voila!' she exclaimed.Sean's eyes widened in shock, then quickly turned to pride. On top of his head was a buzzed head of hair. The sides uneven, with one side shaved almost down to the skin while the other still has tufts of hair clinging on for dear life. The top? Instead of a smooth, uniform length, there are patches of hair that look like someone took a weed whacker to them. some spots are bald, others have random spikes sticking up. Babs beamed. 'It says, This man is in full control of his life... and loves THAT video, the nonce cut!'Sean left Snip Snap Splendid convinced he was the most sophisticated man in Sunderland. Little did he know that by the end of the day, he'd be the talk of the town, with people stopping him in the street to ask if he was keeping away from the local schooIs.
Me? Shall be shidding meself
Time for a quick nap de lads
SSM morning update. Only 3 weeks left of summerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QGUh838Gfc
Gildacre Fields is for over 55s.
I actually met my gf on 4chan, so yes actually it's very possible that being on 4chan all day will get you a gf.
>>78690015And spackers
ok i admit i am depressed
>>78690097Me too de lad but nothing we can do about it just have to wait for things to get better
>>78690105disagree. I beat the depression myself
>>78690116Good for you big man but everybody is different
Meds are starting to kick in time to get womfortable my dudes
>>78690177How womfy do the meds get you de lad? Like knocked out for a couple hours kinda womfy or just 'cant feel anything anymore' womfy.
just need to get through the next 2 weeks
Wishing for just one week without violent cramps and diarrhea.
Any updates from the Flamingo Land meetup?
>>78690230OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL FLAMINGOS!but seriously, what meetup?
>>78690230The organiser didn't have a leg to stand on.
I love her so much, lads. How do I deal with the fact that we'll never be together?
>>78690261HelperLad is on holiday at Flamingo Land and invited other posters to meet him there
>>786897234 big sausages for GBP3.50. It great value.
>>78690290Post on /r/friendzone and you'll find your way
APHEX TWIN - DIDGERIDOOTUUUUUNE
>>78690290go gay frenit the way of the futureno harpies to deal withonly aids and bumsex
just need to get through the next 40 years
imagine entering ruths tuppence.
Just need to get through the next 20458 people ahead of me in the queue for Man United tickets.
someone who bought Premium Bonds in February of this year has just won one million pounds. Mad that innit?
just got to imagine Ruth's tuppenceI wonder what it look like
>>78690340literally maths and statistics, mongosomeone buying last month has just as much chance as someone buying 20 years ago if they have the same holding
>>78690349no shit. Still mad that you can become a millionaire after holding 10k for 7 months
I didn't even realise David Lammy is now our foreign secretary what the actual kek
>>78690395It's all a big joke, lad. Just one big joke. Get honkpilled.
>>78690341a very aesthetically pleasing slot ( l ), perfectly shaved.
>>78690399I'm all for it lad>HonkpillThe declaration of freedom and an act of philosophical transcendence; it is the simultaneous acknowledgement of the blackpill with the decision to avoid its attendant nihilism - by consciously choosing to seek joy, to see adventure, to seek light-hearted and self-amused mastery in the midst of all the chaos. The honkpill is a philosophy unto itself, and perhaps in these trying times, it is just the medicine this broken world needs.Me: Take the honkpill and put on the sunglassesMedia: White nationalist!Me: We truly do live in clown worldby FG2 April 10, 2019
Wifeberg made me get the snip.
>honkpill
>>78690116You can't beat depression if you can't get basic things in life like a relationship and a career.
>>78690410That's good lad. Now you can spaff in her fanny every night.
>>78690410>all that arse sweatfeeling a little nervous were we lad?
>David C sent me some parcelsWonder what he sent
Wake me up when Weptember ends
>>78690444okay lad*sets alarm for 00:00 on 1 october 2024*
You are worth 0.5 seconds to most women... even the fat ogre ones are spoilt for choice and want mr perfect. I wouldn't even begin to think of using online dating as a man unless you're a 10/10 gigachad.
>>78690410fuck off back to 9gag
It wrong they take our heating allowance. We worked hard all our lives, bought a house on a basic wage in our twenties. It doesn't matter if we are the biggest financial drain on the NHS now...we paid in. Even though we have lots of money in our savings and pension, we deserve that heating allowance. Young people don't know how easy their lives are. My husband went to war for you kids.
Washing machine just spazzed out and shook the entire house for about 30 seconds.What the fuck?!
>>786904559gag? Don't think I've ever considered using it.
>>78690468Woah, your health declines as you age? No way, do the scientists know about this, any news from Neil deblackass Tyson?
>watching old rap cyphers on youtube>first wog steps up>**YA ALREADY KNOW WHO THIS IS**>don't know who it isevery time
Got described as 6ft on the police radio when stopped on a night walk.
Stopped on his night walk. Very sinister them night pigs.https://youtu.be/1OB4T_D60EM
Fucking Redditors believe anything. If this was posted here we'd know it was made up.https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/6lqHUrFYIO
Fat female pigs should be dismissed as incapable of executing their duties. Make sure to call them fat where possible as it's not a crime.
>>7869050724, female with a 32yo man. I suppose it's better than a 43yo with a 22.
>>78690507Imagine dating a pig and expecting them to be sane. Her fault. Dumb cunt.
>so we get someone stand out here for 10 minutes, says fuck all, so let's get something done about itWagies are mad again over a silent audit. Sad bald wagie started being abusive when he didn't get a response. That's why you don't talk to them.https://youtu.be/9mE1sTYktaM
>>78690550>Get back to work. kek the wagies hate hearing that. sad hi vis dickheads working for low wages.
Wagies assaulting a man doing a legal activity. I really don't understand the mentality of the wagie. Why don't they crack on and get back to work? He's not doing any harm at all by filming them and posting the footage online.https://youtu.be/OQqN5If1mF8
>teh wagies are FUMING and SEETHING and RILED UP XDDDDD
Warehouse wagies are aggressive cunts and can't control themselves. That's why they work sad jobs. They have no idea the law allows them to be filmed and posted on the internet.
>>78690328Very tight I imagine. Plenty of Deanos and Jamals had the privilege during the 23/24 academic year.
>>78689428wonder where ssm gets aII his money from
>>78690602Nah lad she wouldn't let herself be taken advantage of.
Got that Wyatt Earp and Last Tango in Paris arriving on Blu-ray today. Three hour western and a film with a very contentious rape scene.
Women live life on easy difficulty.
>>78690690I'm not an incel or anything and don't feel like I deserve sex but I absolutely loathe young women nowadays. Keeping it private, though.
Shower, shoes, weights.
Why is outer r9k so dead compared to a few years ago?
>Ruth/Laura/Laural/Emily is promiscuous >No she's not like that lad
>>78690690Hope she realises she's paying half for dinner and drinks.
>>78690737Majority of the old robots have roped/moved on and zoomers only use tiktok/twitter. 4chan is one of the last traditional message boards still around.
Are Natasha has wonderful hair and lovely fashion sense. Makes Bargain Hunt worth gooning over.Today features Morgan who is a... wait for it...SOCIAL MEDIA SPECIALIST. WOMEN ARE A JOKE.
Lucky this didn't happen to our Laurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoHV0LLV_DQ
>>78690763Women like that don't pay for anything. They'll have an army of simps giving them money just for taking a sock off.
Building in the UK is, by default, universally banned. You are simply not allowed to do it. If you wish to do it you must apply for a government exemption to this ban and jump through a range of arbitrary, absurd and in some cases malicious hoops set in place by neurotic busybodies and communists.If you object to this totalitarian central planning, or frankly even just bring it up, you are looked at like you're an insane schizophrenic who just raped a child.
Can we talk about something other than women today lads? But bored of it.
>>78690795>Today on the red team we have Anon, a BBC porn specialist from Redditch.
>>78690822if I said to you the black wurzel gummidge would you know who I mean?
>>78690826Danny Sebastian?
*The Chase theme music plays*>Howdy, my name's Sean and I'm a nappy shitter from Sunderland
>>78690795>Are NatashaYou're talking about Natasha Teen (aka Natasha_10 on cam sites before she entered the mainstream), right? The Columbian pornstar known for her large butt, prolific number of anal scenes and her ability to accommodate very large toys/fists in her butthole, penchant for interracial sex and marriage to fellow performer Lancelot Styles (10 inch BBC, lucky lady!), right?
>>78690828aye lad bang on lolhe's one of the better experts imo
>>78690839He's good as an expert but an awful presenter. No natural delivery at all. Natasha does that really well as does the other fit blonde, her name escapes me now.
>>78690854Yeah Natasha and the redhead/blonde MILF lass are the best. Most of the experts are full of shit to be honest. I wonder to what extent the auctions are fixed because people know they're filming Bargain Hunt.
Natasha Teens LegalPorno stuff is top tier. Not watched her in anything else.
>>78690873Yeah her LegalPorno stuff is amazing. She's genuinely a top 10 performer of all time, totally slept on. She and her husband have their own studios now and produce basically the same sort of content she made for LegalPorno but just independently.
>>78690859>>78690854You must mean Christina Trevanion. God she could get it any time of the week.
>>78690897Yeah that's who I meant. She's fit as fuck de lid. Her and Natasha in a threesome phwoar.
for me? that apuette that was born with two cunts
>bro like bro she's so hot bro can you imagine if you were having sex with her bro wouldn't that just be the best thing ever bro like what if she was sucking your dick bro?!?!I have always been utterly baffled by this sort of post. Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it adequately.
>>78690921t. smelly incel
>>78690921What's pathetic about admiring an attractive woman? You queer?
Ruth will be having lots of sex in the upcoming 24/25 academic year.
>>78690921You can not agree with or not like the way people talk to each other, but not understanding it is just retarded mate.
buying an odd number of wominos wizzas is just leaving money on the table if you're collectingalways best to round up to the next even number so you can get a BOGOF dealwell you gotta eat and you gotta pinch your pennies don't you?
>>78690921Its homosex stuff. Not for straight lads like us.
>>78690927>>78690928>>78690936Touched a nerve there did I lads? Why not have a nice huel to calm yourselves down?>>78690949It is pretty gay yeah.
>>78690949>"straight" man>has a folder of 'anime reaction images'
I'm having a Lidl chicken burger for lunch
>>78690949You're the biggest faggot going pal.
>I'm having a Lidl goy burger for lunch
Lads, I have a laptop from an old job at a company that no longer exists and they never sent a courier to collect it.I tried reinstalling windows, but it's locked with bitlocker. Do I just have an expensive paperweight or is there anything I can do?
>straight man>having cybersex w other straight men
>>78691006Replace the hard drive.
>>78691004Lidl is German, hardly a track record for being pro jew
>>78691023Post-1945 Germany is one of the most pro-Jew countries in history, lad.
>it's not goyslop cause german! Do you not understand what goyslop is?
>>78690821but you don't get it lad >WAAAA women live life on easy mode >WAAAA women won't let me do sex to them
Its cybering laddy. You're guilty of cyber.
Isn't this a remarkable statistical anomaly. Like the chances of nearly all doctors in Birmingham being Palestinian is astronomically low.Really makes you think, doesn't it...
>>78691050Starmer will lock you up for your britfeel posts
>>78691042If women let ruthmong have a go on them, he would have cured cancer.
>>78689428>Looking that happy over 200 quidFuck me, I earn over that in a day. Do poors really?
Youtube premium should give me option 2 disable comments I mean on the whole site. I don't want to see none of that. Making my phone run slow now as well. Employ me google.
>>78691078Going out with him would have a worse impact on the quality of life than getting cancer.
>>78691055Makes me think that native brits are stupid and lazy yeah
>>78691113Hard work get u nowhere de lad
>>78691116>expecting progression in a warehouseLow IQ.
>>78691079I counted 180 quid
>Starmer removes portrait of Thatcher from Downing Street>wide open goal for opposition to decry him for being a petty, think-skinned leftist rag>Conservatives go with pic relatedIt's unbelievable how hard the Tories continue to fuck up every single thing they put their hands on.
>>78691116If you're some mongo who wastes 12 years of his life in a warehouse then yeah. Obviously.
>>78691117I guarantee I've shagged more women than you
Did HHL get banned again? It not right
>>78691158It very right
I will say it again to make it clear as day, since some of you mongs aren't getting it:Normal people have sex. You are not normal. Therefore you do not have sex.
>>78691158He's on holiday. He has a life outside the threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPQ9e_fPP04
>>78691167is not having sex a result of me not being normal, or am i not normal because i dont have sex?
>>78691170>He has a life outside the threadUnlike you
>>78691158not everyone is here everyday big man of 4chan x
>>78691167You apparently don't get it lad. I am not normal, but I still manage to have sex on a regular basis. The reason you don't have sex isn't because you aren't normal. It's because you are a loser and a cunt.
>>78691167You keep posting this, but never post proof that you have sex, curious...
Outdoor productionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufe4pr9kh_0
>>78691170Bit strange for an adult without kids to go there, no?
Even I've managed to get a couple of shags over the years and im a 35 year old train autist.
>"normal people have sex">spastics in britfeel immediately seethe and give tons of (you)swell you have to chuckle at it don't you?
>>78691186What proof would you accept that he has had sex
>tfw almost normal but dont want to live in a nu-buildshall remain a virgin forever
I have no doubt in my mind I'd be happier if I stayed off of 4chan. Will I? Will I fuck.
>>78691194Not if you're a nonce.
can we not just go back to taking the piss out of ebin for his freakishly long salad fingers? times were much simpler back then>ebin giving tilde a reacharound from the neighbouring county
Some of you lads really need a jaw spinning.
Weird seeing SSM posted in /pol/ kek>>>/pol/480477791
mak has shagged numerous timeswhats your excuse?
>>78691292He's normal. You're not.
>>78691292>whats your excuse?im only 5'5. mak is atleast 6ft
>>78691298post proof your 5'5
>>78691206A selfie, holding a crumpled piece of paper saying '/britfeel/ top shagger <date>', in clear view of his cock slamming into his partner.
>>78691303why would anyone pretend to be a manlet
>>78691315Grass is always greener lad.. people who have everything (like myself) love the idea of having nothing.
>>78691315I wouldn't think anyone would either, but apparently a lad in here is.
>>78691314Not him but I've shagged at least 40 women in my life, but currently going through a dry patch. I woul consider myself a 'top shagger'
Me and HHL are /britfeel/'s shortest men
>>78691338i heard crossmong is 5'4"
>>78691338I'm 5 ft 2, lad.
>>78691194It's very suspicious yes. No reason for an adult to be at a theme park without a child.
>>78691332>I woul consider myself a 'top shagger'would you post a vocaroo to that effect?
>>78691346>'m 5 ft 2, lad.Can you confirm this?
>>78691346no youre not lad
>>78691346Even my apu is 5'3
>>78691346alri scea
how tall is shippy
>>78691356Why would I lie about that? Both mum and dad are also short arses.>>78691363Doesn't really bother me to be honest other than sometimes not being able to reach up high.
>>78691370shippy is 5'8" lad
>>78691350https://voca.ro/12NhYsU6gl4U
>>78691375a manlet and bean head. oh dear
>>7869133240 is a very decent number lad. I've only shagged 2, mainly because I'm now married to the second one. The batshit crazy first woman made me realise I'd struck gold with the second.
>>78691315Humiliation fetishes.
>>78691028This. Anon must have forgotten about the last 80 years.
I have a SPH fetish despite having an above average penis size.
Oooohhhh look at that!Some white people minding their own business enjoying a cigarette in a pub beer garden. Sue, ban it!
>>78691388>above average penis sizeproof?
>>78691392It's in the archives de lad.
Might have to have a wank. Have to tell you lot about it first though x
>>78691391Smoking needs to be banned outright anyway. Why is it allowed when other tamer drugs aren't?
>>78691396what you gonna wank to lad? i need some ideas
Sean's gaff leaving his trip on to insult himself for being a manlet might be one of the most delicious moments in britfeel history.
>>78691396Wanking needs to be banned outright.
>>78691404why do you say that de lad. its hamless
>>78691407>hamlessNot the way I do it. I wrap my cock in Billy Bear ham first.
>>78691399How about no?How about the government just fucks off out of peoples' lives?
my girlfriend loves wanking me off and watching me ejaculate all over her hand
do girls wank IRL or is that just a porno thing?
>>78691415Is there any benefit from wanking with Billy Bear ham
>>78691416Then why are tamer drugs illegal? Legalise them.
I take it none of you lads are doing NNS then
>>78691425I'm actually pro-legalisation of all drugs.
>>78691423For me it's a personal thing. My father died in an industrial accident when he fell into a rectified ham processing unit. I do it as a tribute to him.
>>78691418women secretly hate sex, as is my understanding
>>78691427I told my gf she has full control over when I cum this month. Might not allow me at all. So far she's just been teasing.
>>78691436The real blackpill is that women love sex just not with you
>>78691434BN you've done this routine before lad. Lets have something new and exciting
grim sex larps
I legitimately am 5 ft 2. I never really knew people were self conscious about their height until I saw it online. It's never really been a hindrance other than reaching high shelves in the supermarket but I just ask someone to grab it for me, I'm not above it.
>>78691427I wasn't actually trying to but my last wank was on Saturday so it looks like I am.
>>78691442Corr this one legit hurt lad
>>78691449>I'm not above it.you're not above most things lol
Shut the fuck up you tallcels. Unless one of you is shorter than me (3'4") then shut the fuck up about how Chad has to be 6ft or whatever, you will NEVER understand what it's like to be truly short.
>>78691452>so it looks like I amGood lad. Me and you will conquer porn addiction
>>78691460>you're not above most things lolOOOOOHHHHHHH
Fuck off with this no fun allowed shit
>>78691465Yeah I'll give it a shot. I already feel a bit more energy today. I do really like how I feel when I don't cum every day.
>>78691460Got me there, lad. Does it make you feel good making fun of others? At least I don't have a micropenis like HHL.
>>78691473who is preventing you from having fun lid
>>78691427Me and the wife are trying for a second sprog
i unironically have a small penis, luckily i have no chance of ever having sex so it doesnt matter that much but its still not a good feel, its about 4" fully erect
>>78691473Take the honkpill de lad
>>78691477Probably looks even bigger on you too, so get in there lad.
>>78691478Girls refuse to have sex with me
>>78691484Are you into SPH? HelperLad is, he has the smallest penis in /britfeel/
>>78691488Have you tried paying for sex? It works for me.
>>78691491no, desu id hate for anyone to see it
>>78691494Nah thats grim af, it might be something for you but it isnt for me
Not buying the 5'2 LARP. Come up with something new and 50p in LARP jar.
U simply wont be taken seriously as a man under 6ft. Height is everything. Grim.
>>78691506There hasn't been a scotsman born in over two hundred years who was taller than 5'7".
>>78691506I'm 5'10 and I'm taken seriously.
>>78691510Count Dankula is 6'4
>>78691512You're on britfeel, no you are not.
>>78691506A friend of mine is 5'4 and he shagged more than anyone i know, he has a huge penis though, that probably helps
>>78691522>he has a huge penis though, that probably helpsHow could that possibly help? Women won't know he has a big penis unless he has this on his dating profiles?
Imagine being 25 without a single woman ever touching your cock. No hope for these lads.
>a spastic who shits his nappy and uses spakker trays isn't a larp>a manlet is a larpmad
>>78691529sometimes women just want a big cock manlet to shag
>>78691529Women really to each other about cock size. If you have a big one, word spreads fast amongst local women.
>>78691534>One posted proof>One didn't
>>78691536>>78691540Coombrains stop watching porn. Studies show women actually HATE big cocks.
>>78691534We've seen proof for Sean. That is the difference.
>>78691512U probably can if you put in a lot of effort WITH ppl that already know you. Randoms on the street see a manlet. Tallfags get respect by default. Nothing else needed. If I was tall my life would be normal. >>78691522My old irl fren Well over 6Probably 6'3"I never noticed I'm tall. I never really thought about it"BlahblayblahNice for someMake me sick
reminder hhl is a toothless mong
>>78691549HELLO DICKLET!
>>78691568put your trip on footrat
>>78691532Doesnt fix anything if they dont stay with u forever after. Thermonuclear blackpill.
>>78691543We've never seen a shitty nappy on a spacker tray.
>>78691517Why does coming on a shitposting website stop me from being taken seriously? No one IRL knows I come on here.>>78691561You need to be really short to be regarded as a manlet though. Not just under 6ft. You wouldn't be normal if you were tall, you'd still have autism.
>>78691587>put your trip on footratXD
>>78691637>You need to be really short to be regarded as a manlet thoughDo u reckon anyone over 6ft gets asked for ID? Makes you think
>>78690444444 trips bd 14:44
>>78691687Depends how young they look lad. I'm not 6ft and I haven't been asked for ID since I was 15.
Is it normal to go into barbers and ask them to clean up facial hair? Not a full shave but just make it look nice? Do people do that? How much it cost? Should I go into one of those Turkish barbers?
Just a small haul for today, lads.>Wyatt Earp came out around the same time as Tombstone and wasn't as well received but retrospective reviews have been kinder>Last Tango in Paris is famous for it's sexual content but perhaps even more for Marlon Brando apparently sticking his finger up Maria Schneider's arse during filming
>>78691855>Wyatt Earp came out around the same time as Tombstone and wasn't as well receivedYeah because Tombstone was way, WAY better. Those "retrospective reviews" are just contrarian bollocks where the reviewer is just trying to get attention.
Notice how he never posts the discs? Reckon it's just empty DVD cases.
>>78691837Yeah it's called a beard trim and it's a totally normal thing to get from a barbers. My barber does them for ten quid and it's quite a fancy place, so a Turkish barber should be cheaper. It's even nicer to get a beard trim plus cut throat shave. That means the lines of your beard will be even cleaner. That usually costs the exact same as a haircut.
Should I set up a PritiPatelGooner twitter account, lads?
>>78691876He doesn't photograph the discs because we'd see how obese he is in the reflection.
>>78691869I agree Tombstone is better but I appreciate the scope of Wyatt Earp and I'm a fan of Costner. You ever seen Gunfight at the OK Corral?>>78691876I've posted discs before to debunk this theory. Sorry you weren't around to see it.>>78691887Very rude post to be honest, no wonder this board is dying.
>>78691902Sorry lad it's referencing an old /britfeel/ meme from years ago where whenever anyone posted a photo of anything, someone would say "I can see how obese you are in the reflection." Nothing personal against you.
>>78691902>You ever seen Gunfight at the OK Corral?No, I don't like movies, they're for faggots. Nothing is more contemptible to me than a 'movie fan'.
>>78691911Oh fair enough. I am a bit fat though I'll admit it. Need to put down the DVDs and pick up the weights.
Corrr, time for a nice long poo. I mean long in terms of both duration of the poo and the length of the faecal log.
>>78691927Do you feel the same way about people who like music, games or books or do you just loathe films particularly?Reminds me of Michael Owen saying he's never watched a film.
>DVDMong is a fattyHowling
>>78691946How many courics are you aiming for, big poo lad?
>>78691950Was it really that unexpected to you
Fat NEET bastard sat at home watching DVDs alone.
>>78691950Yeah I'm a bit of a fatty. Not obese or anything but could afford to lose a bit. I was skinny mong my whole life until late 20s then started packing it on. Need to kick my arse into gear on that front for sure.
>OMG he fat!XD
>>78691963Never mind, the integrity of the log just wasn't up to scratch and the first half snapped off into the bowl before I could push the remainder out. Was solid, just didn't have the tensile strength to maintain its logginess.
>>78691977Touched a nerve did he dvdlad? You could always lose some weight if it bothers you.
Don't really care if DVDlad is fat because he seems harmless otherwise unlike HHL and THAT video.
>>78691855Two same>>78691966Two same>>78691977Two same>5 6 7
this general does not reflect reality
>>78691930I am a bit fat too lad. Many of us are. It's alright.
>>78691978That's a shame, lad. I've had some severe constipation the past week so I reckon a world record breaker could be brewing.
>>78692019Nice one, very envious. Nothing better than a monster poo.
you work, so they dont have to
>>78692155No, don't worry, I'm told this isn't happening.
You did go to a grammar school, right lad?
>>78692181No, I went to a standard comprehensive school. That's what makes me so proud of what I've achieved in life.
wank time, is it not
>>78692155Smart lids, Id say the majority of them are just working cash in hand while claiming tip top bennies There are plenty of UK native dossers they can abuse and threaten them for being 4 minutes late for their weekly begging appointment, put them on 26 week courses working for 70 quid a week, AND people actually fucking do it lmao
>>78691885Not if the edits are that shit
>economically active>sexually inactive
>>78692155sprogged wagies pay for this
So, My mother and me were close growing up. But when I started getting girlfriends, she hated it, My girlfriend bought me a ton of shit for valentines and my bday, My mom threw it all out. In a rage. She then told me, "Your girlfriend is too fat to give you good sex." And would often say women prefer uncut dick to cut because it feels better inside. What was her problem? Did she want me? We never had sex, or even touched, Apart from a drunken kiss one time, Which never got brought up again.
>>78692333You're saying that as if a drunken kiss with your mum is normal.
>>78692350Yeah, it totally wasn't. She shoved her tongue into my mouth. Granted, she was drunk. It was still wild in hindsight.
Wagemongs shall foot the bill
>>78692357Sounds like you should establish some boundaries with your mum.
I don't like black and brown people.
>>78692366We don't talk now. I've always had a fetish for older woman and mother figures in general. I often wonder, did she molest me?
>>78692367>I don't like black and brown people.same desu
>>78692378How did you end up becoming estranged from her?
>>78692389She moved away. Do you think Its bad of me to assume she molested me?
>>78692399Considering you know for a fact that she sexually assaulted you then it doesn't seem bad.Weird how you just stopped talking when she moved away though. Most people would keep in touch on the phone.
>>78692407I don't know she did, I was eighteen when I snogged her. Yeah, well its an odd situation isn't it? Lol.She also moaned when I was like eight that I'd grow up to find a girlfriend and leave her alone.
>>78692415Honestly, it sounds like she felt guilty about something. Maybe the kiss, maybe something else. Otherwise she'd have stayed in touch. Unless there was another reason.
>>78692426Yeah I think it could be the kiss. But telling your own son a uncut dick feels better to a woman is fucking WILD lmao.
not right Crosslad sticks up for HHL but not DVDlad. he show his true colours.
>>78692544When did this happen? I need to update my spreadsheet of britfeel alliances
I'm about to retire from the money due in larp jar today
>>78692564the britfeel wars are coming de lid, you better get squared up
>>78692582Sod the lot of them. I'm siding with titlod and bootylod in the thot alliance.
>>78692590for me it's >seethelad>titlad>bootylad>dvdlad>aifroglad>nanightziggehlad>coinlad>seasidesimlad>crosslad (when he's sober and not licking helper's arse)
hate helperhate shippyhate ruthmongsimple as
>>78692645How can you hate Shippy? What the fuck lad?
>he hasn't seen Duck, You Sucker!
>>78692664he's a smug cunt despite being very stupid, hate his gimmicks, hate his noggin, hate the way he talks about kids all the time
Sergio Leone was a nonce.
>>78692698C'mon lad that's outrageous. Surely you must have a better and more detailed reason to hate him than that?
>>78692664Brain dead repetitive mong with the mentality of an 11 year old
>>78692712your outrage feels insincere
>>78692664>How can you hate Shippy?Because he's a weird nonce
I will never side with DVDLad now that I know he's fat. Fat people are fucking disgusting.
>>78692733He said he was a little fat, probably not even as fat as some of the obese fucks here.
>>78692731I just think if you're going to say you hate someone then you should be able to back it up with a long-winded and amusing rant about their shortcomings.
>>78692732i thought he was just a harmless autist until i saw this collection of posts.
>>78692746If you don't have this body type, you failed at life.
>>78692756whats this body type called again
>>78692756GODRICK, I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER NIGHT ON THE STRETCHER, YOU VILE TARNISHED FUCKER!
>>78692544Thats reaching. He a top 3 poster 2 me.
>>78692781fucking howIing at this post
>>78692751Look he has fully explained that it was just a misunderstanding and he didn't get his mum pregnant.
The Shippy and HHL reposts We're doing it /britffeel/!
ShipAnon is an oddball to put it politely
Wow shippy shagged his mum! Who cares
>>78692828Shippy didn't just shag his mum, he impregnated her.
>>78692828He didn't, it was just a particularly vivid wank
quite enjoy the double team of godrick poster and howling replier
>>78692835>he impregnated her
>>78692843the team of 1, as it were
No play no PAYE
cor it so lush
>>78692858mayhap it's 1, mayhap it's 2but it is certain, you are poo!hehehe
Me? I'm bloody howling, I am. I said I'm howling. Howling! Can you believe it? I am fucking HOWLING!
I accepted ill be NEET forever. It cant be helped. I am slipping jnto economic inactive status. Many such cases.
Need those winter COL payments again tho. That was cozy. Why they stopped. No more cost of living crisis?
>>78692927Oh yes they were very womfy little cash injections.
Alienated from humanity. Wow
>>78692916Will you suicide eventually? I always see that as my endgame. I'll probably jump off a multi storey car park and hopefully flatten some cunt in the process.
Just had a missed call from Armenia. So they've found me...
Cannot wait for this. Unironically.
>>78693070That sounds fucking retarded. I like her adaptation of Little Women but Barbie was actually shite.
LOL. That Concord game is already getting shut down. What the fuck were Sony thinking with this one? Biggest flop of all time I reckon.
Some basic facts that need laying out for any lads here new to britfeel.1) Normal people have sex.1a) You're not normal.1b) Therefore you don't have sex.2) Working without getting pussy is retarded.3) Linux is the only anti-nonce operating system, all others are pro-nonce.4) The lad you're talking to more likely than not does not own a pair of shoes.5) Keep it womfy.5a) Wominos.6) All personalities are nonces, losers, virgins etc.7) Condoms are penile cucksheaths and being sprogless is pro-moneylender.
>>78692993Depends, if I go off just my mood, yes,, a lot of days in tbe moment if U gave me a switch to turn it off instantly I would, realistically with how it works in real life, is it within my personality to have the courage to do something like that, when it really comes to it. I technically have tried before bt more in half accident ways than anything solid. I could imagine getting drunk nd stepping on train tracks quite easily while am sitting at home bt turning the thought into reality is different. Not to mention the spiritual side of it. I don't see how it ends any other way though except freak accident or something. It would be nice if I just died in my sleep nd didn't have to do the hard part.
Ngl I was surprised the Dutch girl went through with it in the end. Tberes stupid wee lassies that can just do it while I cry online. >>78693036Kek
>WAAAAA wish I was dead >WAAAAA want someone would to do it for me >WAAAAASobbing spineless maggot
>>78693212You're here too loser hahahaha
Probly kms more if mum wasn't around. Even if I inherit house what would I do in it? No point in life then.>>78693212Waawaa
Girls cut themselves for attentionSome 'men' of britfeel constantly talk about killing themselves for attention
>>78693278You are here to read it all, no?
DVDslollll
What's for tea?I'm going method 1, with bacon onions and tomatoes on air fried potatoes.
>>78693336>You are here to read it all, no?and?
>>78693369im thinking mixed kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrRG08L4MI
>>78693369Having some mock turtle soup to watch my Tori Black DVDs.
>>78693369Ah, it's sideways, sorry.Cheese and beer melted in t'oven to make a sauce.
>SEASIDE DOUBLE UPLOAD seasideMARK Only having 2 ciders, cutting it right down dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZeoSwpcDkYseasideMARK Purbeck Pork chop and a sheppy's cider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8bIEXSWFSY
>>78693408You making a cheeky Franceshina, lad?
a native sprog might be for you, but its not for goy
>>78693390On naan with a portion of cheese chips? Corr.>>78693398What is it?
>>78693432Nope, but that sounds interesting.
>>78693475Yeah I get all the time when I go to Portugal. Fucking based food item. Pair with a cold glass of beer de lid.
>I'll never sell my MacBook, never. I'll have that 5 years+No. you'll sell it within a month.
>>78693416pork chop and a cider, get it in side yer
>>78693416seasideMARK Enjoy the summer b4 the dark nights comes dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU-5pjTFUNk
>>78693369cucumelons if that's alright
>>78693535whaddafuck r they then? Look like lil bug pals
>>78693535Take a pic of 1 sliced, please. Never seen or heard of them before.
Since when does SSM smoke?
>>78693535>also known as the mexican sour gherkinlmao
>>78693568tiny cucumbers>>78693575
>>78693628Thanks. Do they taste like cucumbers?What are you having with them, some tomatoes, peppers and hummus go well with cucumbers.Or are you raw dogging it?
>>78693651yes but more sour and the skins are thicker. you can use them for whatever you'd use cucumbers for
Love cucumbers me
the kind of news that keeps moni going
>>78693659Bit small for a dildo for lonely housewives, but could sew them together to make anal beads.
Concord is being taken offline in 3 days and everyone who bought are being given refundsDEI slop wogs on sui watch
Where is HHL? Bit worried about our little mong boy
It time for a depressionshower followed by an early sleep I reckonRather be asleep
>wagies put themselves through this on a regular basisscary... how can anyone live like this?
Ye olde tea isn't turning out how I expected, more lumpy runny start of an omelette consistency than custard, but I will persevere, potatoes are going in the air fryer (for how long, I am unsure), then I will fry the bacon and onions.
>>78693921Consider the aroma
>>78693921Used to have to get the rush hour train to University. Fucking worst part of the day. It was like an hour journey I had to stand the whole time more often than not.
One Piece is now on the BBC iPlayer. What timeline is this de lids?
>>78693778That is lush and I DO mean lush lolololol Incoming meltdown where the Devs blame the alt right.
>>78693925Pictorial evidence
>>78694058it split. maybe the cheese you used or the temperature
>>78694115The cheese never fully melted.Could it be the beer as well? I'm still eating it, as that's what's cooked, but I'll look into fondu making next time, maybe get a better result. It does taste nice.Temp was ~100, but been in a while now
Gotten up have i notCorrPhwoar, even
Child support is not subject to income tax
>>78694227Dull dickhead
I shall ingest a caffeinated beverage so that i may be arsed
Hmm, it tastes nice. Really nice.
didnt match a single number on the thunderball
Stick on Warren Zevon on la
And to make matters worse my favourite YouTube series is endingEverything is just disintegrating before me. Really gutted desu
Is it a bad idea to buy 2nd hand boots from America on ebay?
>>78694677time to check out of society and get on dat der universal credit and pip my leeeeeeeeeeeed
>>78694677>my favourite YouTube series is endingWhat series de lid?
Proper frosty outside
>>78694694I wish for this sometimes>>78694704Unpopular Opinions (UO) on Wacademic Agent channel
>>78694727Be careful if you venture out.
>>78694742Ominous bt I feel u. Lots of spooky shit outside.
It a simulation is why I have 8 year work gap
>>78694136Might have better on stove pot stirring often
>>78694739>I wish for this sometimesjust fucking do it. what is there for you otherwise? a leadership that's raping you of your labor and your life force, and for what? fuck all that's whatget on pip and sit back and which this shit burn to the ground over the next 4 years
corrrr remember meerkat manor??
>>78694829When you have a bad case of the shits do you pretend you are on your period, lad?
>>78694829That's all abstraction though. It is not like I don't ultimately agree that the country is doomed and I'm not contributing to an actual civilisation by working.I work purely to not feel ashamed in front of people in my life. That's pretty much it. And more money to spend on impulsive purchases. Also it's easier to not rock the boat. I was NEET for ages for the same reason. Once I am in a certain mode it is hard for me to leave it.
>>78694818I will try that next time, and also look for a proper recipe and method.
>>78694797I used to go for the occasional countryside walk, even at nights sometimes and got some spoopy feelings every now and again.
I've heard rumblings DVDlad has been training his eBay Apu to get revenge on the lads who made fun of him today.
I believe the Cambridge Weight Plan will be the most successful element of my life.
>>78695002Thought you were on the rice and beans on account of your small cock and bean head.
>>78695002Mark tried it for a few weeks and made virtually no progress. Now's he's fatter than ever. Dieting is a meme
>>78695104Maybe for SSM and you bean head but it works for the majority of people
>>78695104The difference being Mark is drinking every day even if he says he isn't.
not even the eastern euros want to be here in this shit-holehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eio0y2o3O4E
>>78695002I actually prefer the Cambridge Latin Course
>"Not that i ever could teehee"Uh-huh, sure you roastie whore kekMy god am i sick of modern roasties
SSM is on that beer and cheesecake course
>>78695319Sean Ryder swapped the booze for the cheesecake?
>>78695332He swapped the hard drugs for the cheesecake
>>78695298>33>milf / older womanif you say so
>As a manager, I relate most strongly to a lion. Lions are fearless leaders who feel comfortable working with and protecting their packs. I think this is an accurate representation of my management style, as I enjoy collaborating with my team and helping them address their challenges. Like a lion, I have high expectations for team members but I allow them to work independently to get the job done.
Meeting up with Tim Eldridge in Birmingham tomorrow.
>>78695389>Tim Eldridge links Hypalinx and SSMwhat a small world desu
Nu bread soon i reckon
DOSH DOSH DOSH
German manLarge earmuffsNoisy neighboursSchizophreniaAppointmentbergshafta-on-the-nazeCop some R&RSetback
>>78695450He's a right old character isn't he
>>78694739>I wish for this sometimesLol and you argue saying you live better than a NEET. Lying gay mong, your life sucks and you know it.
Ruth's womb
Wagies are very low iq.
>>78695481English fries are very grim. No soda bread or potato bread. It not right.
>>78695481honestly would prefer right over the slop on the left
>women don't want me?>maybe its because im an unemployed schizo loser with no social life still has my grandmother cook for me daily>nah, its women who are at fault!
>>78695538careful lad he'll call you a low iq wagie nonce
Why is everything so expensive these days
>>78695538Good like goy slave nice and conditioned to your wagie slop.
>>78695545careful you'll start him ranting and doxxing marius
>>78695568i havent eaten heinz beans since i was 15 and learned how to cook actual food for myself
>>78695556Aye, even The X-Filea Blu-ray box set jumped from 80 quid to 150 quid. Stock must be low...
Am quite gay, meZesty, even
>>78695444FOUR FOUR FOUR>Replies: 444
>>78695612You've been calling out a lot of doubles and triples lately, lad. You off your schizo meds?
>>78695466Unfortunately barren, she'll be a sprogless wagie for life
My biggest fear is a DVD not working.
>PM account on Twitter straight up removing posts now, because they're so unpopularlol
>>78695679And you're there to read it all, little lad.
>>78695703I'm having a great time following his account. Every post is just a barrage of hate in the comments.
My biggest fear is two DVDs not working.
For me? It's three DVDs not working.
what do you call a hindu on a tightrope? balan singh
>>78695835Singh is a Sikh name
>>78695545He has actually shagged at least one woman though, to be fair to the little Geisteskranker
>>78695870I've been told that before but Hindu rolls off the tongue better than Sikh
God forbid it's four DVDs that don't work.
>>78695884You could just say 'Indian'
There is an incredible cheat code out there for wealth, I'm sure other people have found it, but clearly not many, although having said that, I think its a case of not caring as much
What if the DVD works, but the DVD player is broken?
>>78695897could but i'm not going to
>>78695917The trick is to have at least three DVD players. I have a Blu-ray player, a PS5 and an Xbox Series X hooked up.
whats the concensus on Beavertown Neck Oil? i don't knowif thats how you spell concensus
>>78695967>>78695967nu thread to see us through the night
Still 30 odd posts on this one you cheeky cunt
