whats your fetish editionif someone guesses you have to confess. you have to. old >>78889003
I just like mouths and tongues and the sounds they make this is my fetish
>>78908722>whats your fetish editionBlood/vampirism where im the 'donor'. But they are actually a vampire, im a donor and its a mutual parasitic relationship
bunnymutt's pee pee
i wanna get eaten by hot guys that think of me as nothing but a skinny little snackwhen i worked in fast food i used to fantasize about some huge built hunk of a man walking into my place of work and when i go to help him he just decides to have me and leaves
>>78908911>i used to fantasize about some huge built hunk of a man walking into my place of work and when i go to help him he just decides to have me and leavesWhat?
>>78909059your fault for clicking the gay fetish thread and not expecting some fag's outlandish fetish
i dont have a fetish. thats disgusting
accidentally made it back to 200 tabs and i dont have the time to look at all of them
>>78909125i have 2 cause im special
>>78909260my computer eventually losing my tabs is the only way it ever ends for me
>>78908911i used ro fantasize about someone putting a 100 with their number on it in my tip jar as a baristus. inspired by this silver rajah guy with a big emerald ring who tipped 20 once.
You guys think they were gay?
someone told me feeld was ferish tinder but rhe only Desire that applies to me is Fun. very limiting and narrow.
this app is.....le bad. iwas promised weirdos but they arent weird.
did you take your magnesium today?
>>78909441i got it down to 85 tabs. i havent fully lost tabs in over a decade>>78909998no
>>78908722anything hand or mouth related really. fingers in the mouth is a great combo
nother day nother filter for a tripfag
>>78910045me and my first online bf used to like make blowjob noises by using our fingers on our own mouths on voice call so I felt that
>>78909561wait do they have the same face? i dont know anything about transformers are they supposed to be mass manufactured robots
>>78910045get out pooning freak gash having GIRL.
>>78910065They're like part of the same family tree or some shit.
SHARE A LITTLE KISS AND THAT'S FOREVER.THINK OF LOVE WHEN YOU REMEMBER ME.
>>78910205so that was just incest bait hmm
>>78910305They're like the same model but not the same family
>>78909260woooooOOOOOOOOOOah hahaha I thought thosse we re wdifnt jkind fo fht abe hahaha ah i did
>>78910056you like jonah don't you
>>78909561oh man i ahve a a big aopeopne on that it gos like hithey might abeu but famioly t v syou caN T SAY THT OUT LIKOLKD
MY FETISH Is theres someone who secerely loves me in another dimension or some tthing T^T
just 1 person oneone. one singlular one.
1onesingular
everyone here is a bitch so they have to be extraterrestrial by defaultkinda sucks ASS. if you ask me.
*drops a msasive turd in the toilette (rogay)*oopsie
>erm asckhsually its spelled r9tjgyerm erhnm hrm
>>78910560is this your final answer
>>78910573yes.goodbye*flushes*
sorryim a vulagr manwith a wild spiritu~u
Here >>924928394 #im trying to feminize my friend with bets , help me or keep it active
>>78908722my fetish is that thing where my bf would lay his dick on my face and i'd look up and he'd call me a good boy. does that have a specific name? but yeah that, it would be so hot
Finished reading asoiaf this morning, I keep seeing Gormenghast get recommended so I'll read that after some non-fiction I have
>>78910045you've been told a ton of times by people you're not welcome here yet still continue to post. are you brain dead? i know you're pretty retarded cause you trooned out but.. surely you're not that brain dead?
The boy with a thorn in his sideBehind the hatred there liesA murderous desire for love
Plucky squire is really fun, even the puzzles are done with fun mechanics>>78908722This is not a very wholesome thread
Some rebels decided to attack my castle with a few ladders and no other equipment, didn't end well for them. Now I'm going to watch Suspiria
I've been feeling extra lonely recently and for some reason I'm really craving headpats :<
>>78911001its a free fucking board retard what are you a mod who gives a fuck if a pooner walks around on r9kis it because it wont give you free sex
>>78911258Here you go cat anon.
>>78910045hi puppynon do you want fingers in your mouth or vice versaill clean beforehand either way just for you
>>78911294nigger i just hate pooners and will take any excuse to hate on them
>>78909260There is no real reason to have more than 10. You can't look at that many things at the same time.>b-but I'll need them in 20 daysYou are retarded. Just bookmark shit.
>>78911001This doesn't come off as very bitting when read in your gay british voice, you know?
>>78910641This but bully me with his penis instead
>>78911304do NOT fucking post my gifs
>>78910641>>78911437its kalled hentai addiction or alternatively anime porn addiction
>>78911481>tfw anon made the gif
>>78911570Why do you say than nonnymous?
I FRORGot that a sizeable knumber of you are knowing demonpriests
>>78911590I drew every single frame on firealpaca and turned it into a gif yeahproblem chud?
>>78911595because its a derivative fetishestry to convince me they're original (don't because it's a waste of time and you shouldn't care and i dont care)you cannot.
>>78911616what's wrong with anon fetishizing something he saw in porn
>>78911624didnt say anything was wrong with it you argumanetative d00d
>>78911435i never sound very biting anyway nonny
>>78911775You could try to sound like a mean Stacy in high school?
>>78911878oh god you couldn't even pay me to attempt that. my voice is already pretty cringe but that'd be 10 times more horrendous
>>78909888Women will never know the power of the penis but they will fear it and desire to wield it at the same time
>>78910045puppynon im sorry to see all the hate you get :( you might be a pooner but you're a kind soul and i don't like how everyone seems to bully you. you be well okay !
I like walking into places I don't belong to, acting oblivious as to why anyone would have an issue with me being there and double down by staying. I'm such a silly willy
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BRITFEELS TODAY? EXPLAIN BRITFAGS
>>78912287brits just feel a lot
>>78908537poopastinka rank
having a lot of trouble converting and compressing the video so have this low quality jpeg instead
>>78910816asoiaf is basically extended ivanhoe fanfic i discovered
>>78911294the only way to stop attention whore troons from taking over anything is to beat them off with sticks and stones metaphorically. are u a tranny? or u straight n tryna fck ftms cause ur that low?
>>78912822neither, i just dont fucking care who invades the space as long as they keep it alivebesides not all of them are whiny whores, thats mainly the mtfsyou should see /tttt/
>>78913374Then go to another space you gigantic retard. This place is build by and for specific type of person. Might as well go to /r9straight/ at that point
>>78911937Does jonah have any wow private servers that he'd recommend?
>>78910487Yea he's alright. He's a good robot.
>>78911001you are not really impressive you seething cuck
2 days off. I feel so good right now despite the stomach pain I had all day.
>>78908722Do catboys have human penises or pointy barbed penises like cats
me at the gangbang
somehow this monday i feel...better. my wrist and knee barely hurt. maybe this place is...healing?
>>78908722This is a really hot image
>>78913721you sound really impressed
do you guys know how to play poker? i personally love the occasional game and i really wanna play it at a casino some time c:
>>78914356>c:I don't like this emoticon everyone who uses it gives off pedo vibes
>>78914356I was good at poker in rdr1
annnoooyong. annoooooooyong. im sorry but if youre not here because youre annoying then why are you here? just a dead fish?
>>78914398I really really want to have cuddly affectionate sex with you
>>78908722I jerk off to chinese gay maledom porn
>>78912042its not that big of a deal :3 i dont really care and just like answering the qott
>>78914533Gay or straight? What type of maledom?
annoying is one of those words that seems euphemistic when you use it to describe yourself
>>78914784the question was directed at men and ur answer is a classic not-actually-a-fetish woman answer lol. if u didnt have to play retard games and just said u wanted gbfs and wouldnt leave what could we do? but u have to be on dickchopper shit i guess...
>>78914527new jersey? origano
Where/how does a mentally ill neet with no irl friends and no prospects find a boyfriend
>>78915196by not being picky and having sex with me
>>78915242I don't want sex I want relationship.
puppynon is an indog, right? i bet he knows about hololive probably one of the leakers. i vote live
>>78915294i want both but lots of sex
im fonna start helping that guy wit his manifesting in 6 days or whatever. im on roo many sassubstances you know, the caffe, the nico, and the weed, sugar, and i need to break again.
>>78915396I guess we'd be incompatible then too bad.
its time for Second Coffee
>>78915196i know where one resides, but im not sure its possible to reach him
>>78915524No, I am saying I am that kind of person.
I have not personally encountered any life failing NEETs aside from myself in the real lifeit is a disconcerting feeling
>>78915583well who has encountered you?
>>78915555you should try the local NEET club
>>78915628I don't think that is a real thing and that you are just trying to trick me for your amusement.>>78915583I mean how often do you go outside? I don't much, and usually I don't go up to strangers and ask them if they're failures like me.I'm trying to get into a better situation it's just hard.
>>78908722>whats your fetish editionMuscles.
failures...ure still alive arent u? u literaly havent had to work...kinda based
>>78915684well why dont you look it up before making accusations
>>78914913Maledom is the gay version of femdom anon
>>78915714I don't have any money!!! How am I supposed to get a bf without money?!!>>78915781If I do and it doesn't exist do you promise you won't make fun of me
>>78915806if you look up maledom its majority straight
>>78915816i would never make fun of you. we are the same
yeah um i cant use these apps, its as bad as social media with the crazy faces. phone pics dont even look like people to me anymore.
>>78915832It is male x male dom then, sorry
I've started watching amateur latino twink porn and i think i'm addicted
>>78908722I like glasses and tails. Those two reign supreme
>>78915936In this thread there are few latino camwhores. Make of that what you will.
White people are lame even when they do porn
White boys are fine i just like brown boys because it seems their body fat likes to gather in their ass giving them fatter juicier asses
>>78915628>>78915781i looked up local neet club and this is what i found
>>78916084God i fucking hate florida
>>78908722>whats your fetishwerewolf gf
>>78916161why is she bald
>>78916084you must be bad at using a search engine. there is nothing NEET about this
>>78916174i do not knowdo not ask mei did not make this
>>78916209can you post a fluffier werewolf gf
Six days until I start manifesting a boy who will read me 4chan threads
>>78908722Yaoi meets irl gay porn
>>78916240i will post that for you
>>78916198it clearly says he had a bunch of neet experiences so either he's lying or he doesn't know what neet means
>>78916366oh i see the problem. you need to stop writting neet when its NEET
I need a bottom heavy brown boy that stinks good
how long into a relationship should i wait before revealing to my partner that i wear dentures?
>>78916327comfyreminds me of being a kid and cuddling my mom and dog but somehow they fused together
>>78916488seconds before the first blowjob
I have seen horrors most people can't even imagine. I've done things I don't want to remember. I seen whole cities erased from existence alongside its inhabitants. I...killed people. I lost my humanity. In a place where my heart once was there is just a hole. I don't feel anymore.But when a small kitten climbs onto your lap and falls asleep under a minute, and in doing so shows trust.. well you just can't betray that. I feel a echo in the distance, something strangely familiar yet so alien. A nostalgic memory!
>>78916488i dont think its a big deal as long as you just say "my teeth come out."
>>78916488Just list your age as a geriatric on whatever social media you use so there's no misunderstanding
Do any of the non virgin whores here have any experience with breaking your penis? what happenis if your penis get snapped at a 90 degree angkle
can you really call yourself a robot if youre not missing at least 2 teeth
>>78908722>whats your fetish editionGIANT HUGE BODYBUILDERS Who are also handsome.
>>78916834Yeah i'm missing both my wisdom teeth so hymen
>>78908722I'm a diaper fag. I can't imagine life any other way. I finish waging, go home, put on a diaper, put on cute clothes, eat snacks while watching cartoons, put myself to bed with my stuffed animals, shower up in the morning and do it all again.
>>78916740if he was old it would be normal so he wouldnt have to say it. obviously anon must have lost his teeth in a fist fight or perhaps rock climbing and he fell. after the beating he took from fists/rocks its a mircal hes still with us and anyone who wouldnt like him for that sucks.
>>78916848How many tops actually post here? Cause it seems to be all bottoms
Any gaynons addicted to coffee here?
>>78916892I'm not a bottom, I just like muscles. Doesn't mean i want to get fucked.
>>78916896I don't know if I'd say addicted though I tend to start most mornings with it. It's just part of my routine.
>>78916866do you watch bluey
>>78916917Wanting to top a guy with muscles is gross it should all be twink x twink or twink x masc top
>>78916945Nha twink X Muscle guys is perfect. David and Goliath vibes.
>>78916925Yes, in pretty regular rotation! I got a little burnt out on it but I'm finally going back to watch a lot of the season 1 episodes again.
>>78916945i think topping a restrained strong muscled guy would be hot but him being restrained is very important
it cant be...after all this time...im...cured...?
>>78916896yes *ahegaoes*
>>78916986Nha I want him to hug me and comfort me with his big arms while I fuck him.A gentle giant.
my addictions are a little pissant though...i get a little scratchy tjroat or feel sickish and im like ough i cant do rhat for 6 months
>>78916983same, kind of. not really. ive seen every episode like 5 times at this point though
watching 15 viewer livestreamer with nice voice umu
Staring at the USPS driver right now from my window. I think he never notices me.
im not not working vecause im lazy... its because im horny...
my oshi is stupid he pronounced archetype wrong
maybe he was describing an arch-like structure or attitude.
was reading about pigeons, saw this and just had to make gif (hes supposed to do that)
oh nyooo he pronounced tiefling wrong too
i hate feeling full of anything. i hate feeling twitchy from caffeine. i hate the stink of smoking weed. i hate the banality of vaping. (affirmations)
hey its one of my abilties to pronounce everyhting right (even comfortable), will u support me instead
Turkey tom be like: stop gooning and start cheating
my favorite streamer stopped doing his best content, it was really really good. stream watching season is over
>>78917579OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/-FHBgbGK3pI?si=pLSdl4PJyrgXi9ZH
i feel like if people bullied me here day in and day out abt my failure to make a video game ever then maybe i would do it.
>>78917609what happened? give me the quick and dirty
>>78917659hes the type of guy to smell a pie sitting on a windowsill and flap his feet and start swooning in the air.
>tfw no bf to go for a late night bike ride with and watch Django (1966)
u would like my video game, unlike all the other video games. it would be cool, histotical and gripping. u would die for my....characters...
>>78917673my least fav leafy clone
>literal child asks me if I'm a grownup>yeah>then why do you look like a teenagerI'm not sure if it's back or we're over
>>78917751Its better than being told that you look older than you are so it'd take it as a win
>>78915908Why Chinese?
>>78917795Another baffling angle is that when I was younger I was told that I looked older
>>78910045>>78910504>>78914533>>78915696>>78916313not a fetish
Another twenty minutes today spent bonking dudes on the head as they climb the walls because Stannis doesn't know how to build siege towers.
>>78917659He cheated on his gf apparently >>78917714You use that word too liberally lol
>>78917839did he cheat on her with a guy, a minor, a guy minor?
>cat stops purring>squeeze >purs again
>>78917839how is he not a leafy clone lmao. he also needs to stop doing the baby voice its not funny
>>78916945Twink should top masc too. Twink tops all.
>>78917899Turkey tom makes long documentaries about e celbs and internet culture. Leafy makes 10 minute videos making fun of kids and weirdos. Their content is completely different even if you think they have similar personalities. yes I know Tom streams but that's not what he's known for
this is legit worse than hearing people talk about lost in high school. shut up....
>>78916986>him being restrained is very importantWhat are you scared off?
>>78917830its crazy that ill never meet anyone whos into my fetishes in exactly the way im into them why am i so special...
>>78917932not six months ago his entire thing was that hes a leafy clone.
im not sure why youd watch youtube theres plenty else to watch like....bugs, and pigeons walking around, and stuff like that.
>>78913478i quite enjoyed firestorm!! up to date and the community seemed quite active. i just stopped playing cause i got addicted to the sims 3 again.>>78913721at the end of the day im not a pooner though>>78916262369 method it nonny.>>78916896nope. i just cant stop drinking coke zero
>>78917973coke zero tastes like diet pepsi bleh
>>78917971cant old people just drop this.
>tfw no fetish police bf >>78917830
>>78917992ironically its u who drops ur tubers every 2 months. thats why its annoying really. i never see the same name twice. if youre just watching youtube with your life arent you just normal anyway?
>tfw no schizo game making bf who was lost in high school
in any case i will be here long after u die of adhd induced alzheimers
>>78918010lmao acting like everyone on 4chan is the same person. im not worried about looking normal
>>78917971YTPs and documentaries to put in in the background when playing strategy games are why I still go on youtube
>>78918024i am acting like everyonw who talks about youtubers is the same person which is true
there is like...not neaarly enough time in the day for videos.
>>78918034wow ur like the coolest 4channer ever!!!!
>>78917984i think it tastes completely different. not a fan of pepsi max at all and i find regular coke too sweet for me
>>78918049like nelson rockefeller i am all that is left
>tfw no Elias Roennenfelt bf
>>78918062still standing gaurd. my fetish is bottoms in their 30s if you want bf
>>78918054Zero sugar always tastes better unironically. I wish more food and drinks were like that in my shithole.
>>78918054they added coke zero at one of the mcds i go to and its very syrupy to me compared to diet coke.
he ended stream without even starting the game!! fuck playstation!!
>>78918073i dont subscribe to top and bottom logic. but keep truckin.
>>78918132Not the cute twink i was imagining then.
>>78918141its true, im a weaselly snake.
need a bf who can tolerate my autistic fixations
feelio when your youtube channel is older than the average anon now
>>78918167ugh still rape
>>78908722I'm beginning to hate all things sexual, the idea of sex and everything. I don't know why but I've been having weird sexual nightmares lately, like seriously horrific traumatizing stuff and it makes it very hard to think about sex.
future hubby and me
>tfw no bf who lets me sleep in his t-shirts in exchange for free use of my bath robes
>>78918303hey what color is your hair BUDDY
>>78918078it always does! full sugar is too sweet. but i do prefer full sugar red bull>>78918083ahh that'll probably have to do with the machines there, i don't really drink mcds coke. i don't like it, can supremacy!
Fetish guess: Underwear. You sometimes randomly wonder what color someone's underwear is.
browsed both grindr and tindertinder has the cuter guys desu
>>78918355i have this fetish too but the straight versionyou're like my gay twin
>>78918355green plaid
>>78918342Brown, my hairdresser mentions being able to lighten it whenever I get a cut but I haven't decided to let her dye it yet
>>78917971it's dark outside and I'm not about to turn on CSPAN and jeopardy
>Some say he once came out while setting a record lap on the Nurburgring >Others say he made the first r9gay thread>All we know is, he's the Stig's gaycel cousin
will i ever find a BBBbf
>>78918537I have never watched an episode of Top Gear and I still remember being strangely disappointed to find out about who played him in a newspaper
>>78916896i drink halfcaf specifically to curb my addiction
have you ever cummed just from sitting on a guy's lap
yes I orgasm daily sitting in my bf's lap, who doesn't?
ive never cummed in me life
the most i've ever done with a guy is him grabbing my hand and that state of affairs will continue
anyone wanna be my electronic boyfriend
>>78918772What I wouldn't give for a man to grab my hand, my only male hand on hand contact these years past has been accidental
>>78918828It was mostly because I'd bother him to get him to pay attention to me. I'm still kind of embarrassed by it.
>>78918825are u cute and american?what stuff do you like to do in your free time?
dixiefags check in
>>78918838yes and yesgeeky twink stuffI'm a top though be warned
I sent my first boyfriend a picture of my hand covered in cum like "im so fucked up" from eva to break the sexual ice (it worked)
>>78918851non dixie checking out
any1 wanna play nuclear throne mobile
>>78918917sorry anon my phone doesn't have any games
>>78918828When i rewatched this scene years later it threw me for a loop because i completely forgot it happened
any cute girls want to play XIV
I go 1 day without fapping and my mind immediately starts to think about about gay shit like marrying a boy and holding hands and meeting his parents yet they told me nofap would do the opposite
>>78918493just watch ur hands then. learn to expand.
>>78918981I had a 50something on Balmung but I'm a boy
im getting worse quickly, i cant even watch movies or shows anymore...even old movies...when ur a kid ur like lol thats crazy but as an adult ur like yea sobering. i think u all missed ur chancr because im so unfun these days that i cant.....EVEN.... maybe i should stop faping like the rest of u seem to be...ur like the stores doing balloween in august starting ur nnn in spetember, like why are you all on that? just bored? i get it.
>>78918851disappointed i can't recreate sherman's march through georgia in 2027
>>78918977I always remember that scene because Locke is one of my favourite characters but I find most of what happens off the island forgettable
in old days i couldve simply been a shaman/deranged but now u need a license for that.....truly they are fencing off the plains.
>>78919058Disappointed we're not collectively over that shit considering it's been 160 years
hand me down that whiskey from my saddlebags....
>>78919045that's okayi decided to get a late dinner instead
i recommend rhat u give up and completelt numb yourself to everything, to death if need be...otherwise youre in for some feelings.
I want a british bf but I'm an amerimutt ;-;
no idea, literally no idea what i will do for however many more years. im already jack of all trades and none really seem worth mastering. actually im shit at music. maybe i will learn the trunpet.
>>78919101Tell that to britfeel, they seem to feel too much
>>78919101this is really the only way i cope with being who i amsperg life is the worst life
>>78919105i wasnt born in britain, but even better, in one of the crown colonies. i cant do modern british accent but im ok at elizabethan.
>>78919125are you kenyan or something
>>78919119they learned this lesson at age 7 by osmosis actually and theyre now like 20 yrs on into doing shit from sheer boredom. its an admirable place to be. ive started watching football in fact. by god i think the JETS might do it. wake me up for wow 2 so i can hate it.
>he wasnt born in britainlmao>he STILL lives in britainhahaha hoooly
>>78919132yeah anon i was born before dec 12 1965 :/ dummy...
>>78919156what ethnicitty are you
>>78919125Do you mean you can do RP or something else? There are a ton of accents here
actually watching football would be tolaerable if the ads werent all for dish liquid, diseases and draftkings. what bappened to uhm like...come down to bobs hyundai. eat more beef...jack on the box...
>>78919125>im ok at elizabethan.are you saying you can do a late 16th century accent
>>78919164anglican
>>78919169>>78919165with honeyed lip, i as a serpent be,and twisted well i am around thy tree...
>>78919174Do you like american boys
>>78919187myself anyway
>>78919193suck my weewee
>>78919203pixture? prood?
I'm oppressed in this society by being an autistic twink top
if the worlds gonna keep being rhis shitty id like to go in my early 50s from lung cancer thanks. after my parents are dead but before my friends.
i have something id like to say about all of this, but i cant... its so over
that or i need to move to china. their internet is good its still mostly cat pix.
>>78919213twink tops are in high demand here, idk about wider society I don't participate in it
>>78919255What happened your e bf drunkanon
>>78919247why do people keep saying this....what is over
>>78919269i cant say didnt you read the first part
this is rhe part where i darkpost to build pathos and get u into a vulnerable and dependent emptional state, then i dont really go anywhere with taht and take advantage of u for my pp instead
>>78919288no i am stupid now that you point that out but in general what do they mean. its sometimes my life and sometimes the world and sometimes existence. or all of them. but for any of them like...what is it and when did it start
>>78919269IT is over over
>>78919263That may have been another drunkanon I hope I'd remember having an e bf
no no you still dont understand. so many things have been lost. it used to be that bring bald was a sign of preciousness and delicacy, it meant that u were born to trap...my male textured and shaped hair is the least passing thing about me.
>>78919323why don't you get a bf then
Do any gay anons watch the Dick Show? TBPITU? Also my fetish is ... I really want someone to pull the trick of "How else isvthis boner gonna go down?" on me. Or let me blow them to calm myself down and they console me while I cry.
I fell off. Nobody finds me cute anymore or talks to me.
@r9gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AI6znvso48
>p-ranking secrets of the world>0 secrets left>last one is gustavo's first secret in gnome forest>miss the 2nd metal block>twice
>>78919395perfect...now u have no one better to hang out with than me right??
>>78919408im not autistic but anytime i say im not autistic i have at least two posters trying to convince me im REALLY autistic
After 100 hours I noticed that one of the objectives is named D instead of C. I am the stupid ones not my teammates
i have been on...ell ess dee...three times, sir, and i will tell you that it is...zoopy.
i had a dream where i killed this guy i used to be friends with and chopped him up and dumped him at a dock. and then later my dad slipped me lsd to try to get me to admit to it as he drove to the dock where i dumped the body. but i didnt end up admitting and i got away with it and the police never found out either.
>>78908722hmmm my fetish... i have a bunch i guess, ive always wanted to have a cute guy whos name i could carve on me, maybe some affectionate contact, choking.. biting, i think i probably have an oral fixation too idk
>>78919652Out of curiosity, are you a top or a bottom ?
>>78919669i'm a switch, i lean to bottom, but thats an excuse to cover up the fact I'm not a good top.
>>78919269We hold these truths to be self evident
>>78919687hahaha....not as long as im here...
I bought a transformer at the store
>>78918851>>78919058atlanta jawgia is like the threest gay city in the US innit
>>78919652Honestly, i want nothing more than for you to have my name on your thigh, you dont have to carve it but if you have a marker or anything that'd make my week. Name is luke
>>78919724its blackest gay city
>>78919733well there's a huge incidence of gay in the demographic because of prisons and crack whores everywhere anyway but I don't think that's a thing that we should thing
Wish i could banish certain homosex britfeel faggots into this thread where they belong
i will get skinny enough to drink orange juice again
>>78919753Too bad you can't, well jog on back to britfeel
>tfw no bf who I know for a fact is smarter than me but still ranges between respecting and depending upon my input perhaps out of a lack of personal conviction in his own ideas but may steadily realize more and more clearly present potential as a result
>>78919730as you wish, Luke! excuse my delay, I left my papercutter somewhere and need to find something else.
aaaaargh theres so much work to do i hate the farm work for fucking ever
>argh, i hate living in the countryside without traffic, cultural enrichers, wailing babies and kamikaze grandmas, working on my own land sucks!the grass is always going to be greener on the other side of the fence isn't it
i would kill to live on a boathouse out at sea away from societywith my husband of course
>>78919788Okaay got it. Idk if I can post it here tho.
>>78919841today, the same chicken pooed on me, AND bit my finger.
>>78919853It seems fine when others do it so i think you're good :)Also wow, i feel so honored, even if you dont post just the idea alone feels really good
i would invite u over but..."all my friends eat and dont work"...i havent been allowed to for everal years...
>>78919874smack her
>>78919892well...i was taking her to her doom...
i wonder if someone will talk to me in real life again. it happened a few times last year.
>>78919899>complaining that the chicken you were going to kill shat herself and bit youoy vey
>>78919884Oh yeah I guess they do wow, whatevss-sorry, i fucked up the K.
this is why i never want to date a 4chan boy
maybe you should never date a "4chan boy" because you're in here as well and no matter how much you two want it to work someone has to be the enabler or otherwise you're both just dysfunctional shits huddling together until it blows up in your facebut that's just my thought
>>78919951this is why i really want to date a 4chan boy
>tfw no bf to make hot chocolate for when we wake up as we decide what series to next watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgjTP8fuz4
>>78919917do you shave your legs? everything else too?
>>78920005yes. but i wait until showering to do so, so tomorrow i will be presentable enough for my standards.
>>78919917Idk how you do it, but that angle makes me crazy, just fantasizing about seeing it zoomed out.
>>78920028id like to see. but no cutting ploxwhats your age (roughly)?
if he says he's younger than me i'm gonna freak
>>78920040im 19 and idk if i can show you now, you know, not 'presentable' enough to me.
>>78920039well the blood's all dried now so its no good :(
i'm 22 and i've been friendless and bfless and hopeless and penniless and fatherless since i was a child and i never once cut myself
>>78920060i got that, i just mean id like to see some other day
>>78920091Ah, that's okay! I'm proud of you.
>>78920105I mean, suree why not?
>>78919913i didnt kill her. my mom did. and i dont see how she couldve known that in any case.
>>78920091That's pretty impressive, wanna shave my balls?
>>78920091i'm too stupid to break open safety razors and then i just give up and hiy myself instead
>>78920156That's adorably silly anon. Where is a cute guy to (hotly) beat his boyfriend up when you need him!!?
are you ladiesman217
I'm not gay but im incredibly lonely and im trying to figure out if the gays here are bots or tops, and if they are feminine enough.I know it may be a bit unethical, but except physically i love you all more than women desu. Some of you make me feel like i actually have worth
>>78920241That's lovely.! Also its pretty obvious if they are b/t.
>>78920241>i love you all more than women desubro that's kinda gay
hi im stank ass the skunk
ive clawed my way back from near dead to tired so...i will just go to bed
my fetish is....>...>...>...>...>socks*blushes*
>>78920525you ever fucked a sock?
>>78920241>Some of you make me feel like i actually have worththe moment you find enough worth is when you leave the boy for a girl, this is a story as old as time and your kind has no place here.
all that's left is pizza face except that technically doesn't have a rank
>>78919762Dont bully me plsAm sensitive
>>78908722You are not gay, you have worms in your ass. Fast for 40 days and you won't be gay anymore.
>>78920642MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!MY TAPEWORM TELLS ME WHERE TO GO!!!!!PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!!PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!!PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!!https://youtu.be/Y45oADjAAuQ?si=gqCw1xlqw7GELyk6
>jerk off>take a piss>urethra burnswhy must the world be so cruel!!!!`
>>78920525NOTICE ME DAMNIT!
>>78920525cute(fuck you robot this is a good post im not adding anything ese)
>>78920792this happens when i jerk off late at night and have to pee halfway through. very annoying night of drinking an entire bottle of water twice to pee it all out
I currently have a ice pack on my weiner. its not graceful but it works.
>>78920792skill issue, you gotta let the pipes clear out
Woke up with a headache which is persisting despite tablets so I'm going to watch Onibaba in bed with a bag of frozen vegetables on my head
>>78919359Used to. What's so fun about it? It's mostly women suck and here's why
>>78919359i did during the lolsuit but the eric july stuff was just kind of boring tbqh
>>78919899Based chicken lmao. Fuck you farm anon I hope you get even more shit on you >>78919913Lmao
>>78920145You don't know about the chicken vision? Lmao retard
>>78920792I always pee after fapping and never had issues
https://youtu.be/C0_ldpEhOkY?si=yEQPH_z8y3u6GDrHAverage bottom
>>78920525God I fucking LOVE socks too anon. I can't describe how pretty they look and feel, from short ones to thigh highs. White to black
>>78921877>>78920525>sockswhat are your favorites
>>78921936thigh highs. black or white. stirrups and over-the-ankle are good contenders but come third behind paw socks.
I have hazel eyes now
I don't even want to get fucked, I just want to get kissed on the neck while getting spooned.
im sick once again, can someone pretend to be my bf and give me soup please?
Worst posters list:1. Puppyhon2. Ranting schizo that talks to himself3. Spic4. Self posting hand whore5. Black guy6. Megatroon
belly hurt right now
it's been like what, not even a year? and already there is a whole new cycle of people here. what the fuck man where did bunnyanon and hue and venti and dutchie go?
>>78922776thats the beauty of forums though. people come and go all the time, come back and leave. its why i love imageboards/forums
>>78922820i guess thats right, the anonymity is appealing but it's strange not seeing anyone recognizable
>>78922820i also loved seeing those lego builds the dutchman and venti made every now and again. it's like a little window into the life of strangers
>>78922776Bunnyanon went MIA cos people kept bullying him and hue is still around sometimes I think.That's just the way it is, people go and things change. If you don't want things to change then you might as well die.
>>78919724yeah but atlanta is also a shit city and i dread going to atlanta international
>>78922776who fucking cares they all sucked and so do the new wave and so will the wave after this
>>78922776i've been here the whole time, years even.
jesse... we need cock
Uh oh /r9k/ isn't going to like this onehttps://youtu.be/LU4z_Zm46Co?si=SBK_zo_yeSflnZzr
>>78922775Mine is hurting for 2 days, get on my level
what's /r9gay/ listening to this morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmzSWQu3AVA
>>78922776there is a difference between recognizing a name and said name being good for the space it inhabits
>>78920587NO i am a respecter>>78920799wear cute socks and i will (adidas climalite ankle f.e.) >>78920802ty>>78921877i trace my finger along your sole>>78921936i like ankle and quarter socks especially in bright colors...
>>78922776venti is literally posting transformers in this thread
most bfable gaybot? nightmare mode: you can't choose meow
>>78923423me__ognal
>>78923423well, me, of course. Obviously. Ask anyone: the most bfable gaybot? me, naturally
>>78922852Look harder, young one. Hue was here few days ago saying same things he always does. Apostle comes and goes. 3ds has been here for over a year.
>>78923275>open video>nigger>57 minutesI am not going to watch this
>>78922980He is in college and doing well if anyone is wondering. His ocd is mostly under control but he has to avoid this place. He told me to say hi to "all the cuties"
>>78923463>he has to avoid this placenever thought I'd agree with that pedo freak
just had a 1.5 hour afternoon sleep lads. feel lots better.also i'm not gay just wanted to share
>>78923292Your mom moaning as I fuck her rawhttps://youtu.be/Zi3Hvl8Ktds?si=qjK8O1aaA4PBMi74
>>78923473What did he ever do to you nonny?
>>78923463may i ask how you know this?
>>78923463thats so nice, please tell him his friend says hi if you can
>>78923292Rhubarb by Aphex twin while browsing /fph/ on /fit/ to feel better about myself. I'm not even fat I just dislike how I look immensely.https://youtu.be/_AWIqXzvX-U?si=S7RLGWqunQzv5mP-
>>78923380>i trace my finger along your soleMhh damnit anon.
>>78923438okay lol i apologize, it appears i am blind. i will check the archives.
joel vinesauce is so hot are there any recent pics of him
>>78924303dude.. he gained like 200 pounds. Hes fat as fuck now from my knowledge.
I feel so FUCKING MANIC today I feel fucking AMAZING
I feel like shit i'm hungover with no bottom twink bf to comfort me
>>78924363i do not believe you. prove it.
>>78924434I saw it in a /v/ thread AND AND AND this nigga does nothing but drink bepsi and beer and eat pizza and play vidya. I doubt hes a healthy bmi
I misplaced my mouthguard, it was fifty whole dollars and I hadn't chomped through it yet like the previous two
God has given me a Message. I need to smoke More fucking cigarettes.
tfw no friendly uncut robot to jerk off to porn with routinely while we get extra lewd and dirty, but are still normal SFW friends with outside of gooning time
>>78924541kinda weird to be on a board known for loner losers, complaining about being lonely while also hypothethically trying to frienzdone your non existent pseudo boyfriend
Mane these folks got me down here on some bullshit A-GAIN! Mane, i can't believe this shit, mane! Mane look- mane-
Back in my day the word goon was exclusively confined to balding 30somethings on craigslistexcellent way to avoid ever interacting with oneI guess they managed to groom some zoomers into their weird sex thing with AI generated anime girl images since now it's everywhere
>tfw no tilted head bf
>take a shower>go for a walk and to get some comics>get sweaty again by the time I get homeIt's not even hot outside. I wish I fixed my bike tire.
>>78924831as in physical deformity or as in that thing dogs do when you ask them a question
>>78924870Second one dummy >_<
>>78924770>gooner central on firegod imagine the smell *sniiiiiiff*
>>78908722I'm gay for the walter poster guy
>clothes: removed>buttplug: inserted>third thing: not determined yetyep, it's /r9gay/ time
This hangover makes me want someone to cave my head in with a hammer
>>78923475same.same.same.see ya
i think batemans card was the worst of the 4
>getting a compliment from one of, maybe 5 people, I actually care aboutT-T
i've never been complimented why does everyone have it better than me
one time a random girl said i was cute and my jacket was cute
its movie time maybe. idk. i cant decide
>>78926293What movies do you like Jonah-kun?
>>78926319so i havent watched any in a while ): american mary is my top favourite, white oleander is so good and so sad. i liked raw (2016) too!! videodrome is a banger. wbu nonny? what do you like?
>>78926349Do you have a letterboxd account?
>>78926357yeah i do. i love it, i find it really good for finding new movies.
>>78922776I've been here for years and I have no idea who those people are besides hue because he's such a prolific bot.
>>78926370Hai Jonah, I got another transformer yesterday.
>>78926377lets goooo i love that for you so much! how are you finding it?
>>78926370Can you link your letterboxd so i can take a peek?
>>78924480i want to rub your rock hard masticators, clench anon...make sure to take tranquilizers before u sleep next to someone new cause grinding is way louder than u think. please stretch out ur jaw and relax it...
how did this general get 10x more retarded in just 6 months? gatekeeping exists for a reason
>>78926440I went to a walmart than recently restocked. Do you like him?
>>78924516im too scared of dying for cigs but it seems like smoking outside ur building is literally the only way to meet ppl who live near.
>>78926447that i will not be doing cause i follow people on there who i follow on my normal social medias, i'm sorry.>>78926517yes oh my god i really do
normal social media......
i have>normal social media accts>pseudonymous social media accts not connected to my name but not unconnectable to me>anonymous social media accts i never post anything identifying onand i kind of use all of them at once for different things. insane?
>>78926558current collection :D
>>78926641yeah.. it's not unheard of really. i don't want my online life mixing in with my actual irl life, even if it is non existent. jonah isn't even my real name >>78926703these are genuinely so fucking sick i love them wtf
>>78926760Got this guy for very cheap, he's coming in tomorrow. I love him...Would you ever consider collecting them lol
>>78926760i havent used normal social media in 10yrs so all my random site accounts i could share if i wanted to. ha ha
and not to vaguepost but...if u have normal social media yru here...go post for likes and have sex...
i have been doing horrible rhings and dressing provocatively for a really long time and have never been taught a single lesson.
so does anyone want to go hiking in very small shorts and unlace each others boots at the top?
secret: most of you are actually here because youre so aesthetically superior to normies that dont want to make them feel bad by being arpund them. i myself am just annoying.
>>78927197>unlace each others boots at the topi don't get it
>>78926788i'm not a big transformers fan so most likely not, i do want to start a manga collection though.>>78926962yeah, i rarely ever use my normal social media accounts. it's just i would be findable if i gave out my letterboxd.>>78927088Nope and No!
>>78927271well u need to take a rest...a short rest, to drink orange juice while our legs dangle off a precipice. a small precipice.
>>78927320then delete ur normal medias. no fence sitting...
like what ur going to get a normal job and become normal? lol...not in the cards anymore. youre condemned to retail and technical work like the rest of us and u dont need social media for that. ur never going to have a nirmal job. They Know. actually its because u cant handle it after experienung freedom
>>78927375ok, but I want tea, or at least whole orangesfruit juice is the devil (sugar)
should i blow the last of my food money to go see megalopolis?
>>78927390sometimes i like to have a little stalk at what all the normal people are doing in their life and feeling sad because i feel like i'm behind even though life has no timeline alright!?
>>78927828I'm trying to stalk jonah a little
>>78927940you can try but you won't get very far
Five days until I start manifesting a boy who will read me 4chan threads
>>78927562i dont like oranges. u eat fruit on a hike now u got sticky hands what are u gonna do? if ur skinny enough and hiking in the heat orange juice js the nectar of life.youll die without a little orange juice.
>>78927828ure a million miles ahead of them and also ppl from here have super powers and will find ur real life pretty quickly. they wont spill if ur cool but its probably already hapenned.
>>78908722public play, like in the park
>>78927994like. ive been seeing girls with rheir legs in a guys lap in the park a lot lately...i want to do that...
feeling crazy so....dubs and i dont smoke weed the whole rest of today
>>78928125hmm antidubs. better smoke double much.
>>78927985oh it most likely hasn't happened. if it has, it's no big deal to me. it's to be expected to be tripfagging and bound to happen at some point. and i'm not a million miles ahead of anyone, very kind and thank you! but we're all on our own journey in different directions. so sometimes it feels like they're ahead but we're all going different ways LOL
>tfw no bf to share my strawberry sherbets and clove rock withI bought 2kg of each them because they were discounted
I was just trying to look up jonah's letterboxd page since he posted a pic of it i was trying to find it by looking at his favorited and recently watched movies but i gave up
>>78928144u baaicalyl just have to live assuming it has bappened and assiming u have no real secrets. its sort of like 1984 world but nothing rly happens if youre a chill person because hackers in cool sunglasses are the real aces. orwell didnt think of hackers lol...
>>78928189took 5 seconds, moronhttps://letterboxd.com/search/fan:american-mary+fan:may+fan:videodrome/https://letterboxd.com/evilstupidboy/
>>78928242yeah like i dont rly care if i get my shit leaked. if it happens it happens>>78928283LOL. anyway what do you think of my movie taste. i need to watch more movies but i've not been in the mood recently
u shouldnt soft dox urself to try to become "unwillingly" famous. u will regret it.
>>78928306i'm not soft doxing. nor do i really want to become famous, i just don't really give a fuck.
The Swimmer is a weird movie for its age
smart of u...its probably safe to come out now. u havent heard? im the protector, the lamb, the avatar of the west...
>>78928283I was navigating the website for like 10 mins being a retard and gave up yet it took you only 10 seconds>>78928301You barely have any movies on there and you rated raw 4 stars even though that movie was shit
this is just like when ud find someones last fm and worse than crunge, they just didnt listen to much...scrobbles. not that i looked at the juicy doxorz. i have restraint.
i would absolutely trade sexual favors to secure vc funding (no anal)
>jonah gets doxxed arcFirst story now jonah? Is anyone safe?
>>78928351i mean it was saw iii i rated 4 stars, i thought it was a good film desu. quite interesting and a good twist at the end
>>78928395You have raw rated at 4 stars and liked and watched aug 13th 2024 and your review is just saying gay shit
>>78928408that's 3 stars. with no comment nonny..
>I don't want irl mixing with online so I won't post >Anon finds it anyway>I don't ca'e it's to be expectedWhy didn't you post it then?
>>78928425funny. i'd rather not have it mixed but if it happens, it happens. it's not something i can necessarily be mad about, i'm aware that i put myself out there and bring this onto myself so
>>78928371weird, that wasn't on my Ycombinator application
>>78928422>giving /our guy/ 3 starsshameful
>>78928422I'm talking about your movie review for RAW 2016 not SAW 2004And why is your watchlist like 90% pseudo intellectual arthouse crap?
>>78928431Only the dirty little spic can save you now
god...finally got to the point where working hurts so much i can selfharm by working. pain was the answer all along.
Schizo that talks to himself is my new least favorite poster
Day 1 of summoning meow2 back into this thread
>>78928440it just wasn't enjoyable!>>78928442i'd eat adrien too he was fucking hot. and idk i just like annoying movies>>78928453God i Need saving so Bad
Installed a few games and now I don't feel like playing any of them. Back to space mehreen for now
>don't be in a situation where I can see imaginary dots to connect in my head>don't have paranoid schizophrenia anymorewow my life's never been easier
youre my least favorite poster whoever u fucking are. my balls are really soft.
>>78928619shut up*flicks ur balls*
*curls up in a ball*
>>78928665>>78928665>>78928665*pounds on the door*
>>78926495Tranquilizers eeshthank youIf I find or rebuy it, it's a front teeth guard that actually keeps the back teeth from touching at all so I imagine it's quieter than sawing through dental resin like before
