R9/gay Smoke with the blokes edition.What's better than sharing a smoke with a kamarad in the crisp morning air?Old: >>78872039>>78872039>>78872039
>>78889003i don't deserve a bf
Have you ever felt such a rage within you against another human being? I mean such a level that they could be splattered in front of you and you could feel nothing, not even a few hours afterwards when the reality sets in.
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>>78889036why is it full of heterosexual child porn
>>78889036can i get a gender ratio on this server?
>>78889072DER JUDEN BECUZ THEY ARE EBIL
>>78889072would you rather it's homosexual child porn?
Zamn boys I am feeling it
>>78889036this is the apostle one not the cool one with the minecraft server
>>78889003https://youtu.be/KU01Rix_l2w songs been banging in my head all day, i keep mumbling it on the street
>>78889036guys i joined and the owner DMed me cp wtf??
I need a faggoted league duo
why do you keep calling it "official" what exactly officiates it
>>78889087Less trannies than this one: >>78889163Also more mentally stable ones too.
>>78889108you're here on your phone instead of talking to boys at the clubhow much money do you think you spent on clubs in totalwhat else could that money have been used for i wonder
>>78889163Is the minecraft one even real or just a meme cause i never see it posted or mentioned
>>78889216who do you play...
>>78889292It is real I just dont advertise it because you guys are scary
would probably be better if he wasn't your brother
>>78889308Yeah i'd never join a server or add anyone off r9gay
>>78889284I'm only here when I taking a lil break and idk how much money I've spent here. Don't give af life ain't got no pricetag bitch ass.
>life ain't got no pricetagimagine being this privileged
>>78889003>>78889027>>78889035>>78889036>>78889072People who steal nazi aesthetic to promote sodomy are the worst.
>>78889292>>78889297>>78889308>>78889313>>78889323>>78889328>>78889335By AIIah you people are dogs and deserve to be beaten to death.>Verification not required.
i already play minecraft on the oatman server i dont want to play on the latinx server
I'm too socially awkward to play on a large server
help me write this email so i don't seem like a creep or a sod
>>78889363you don't get it, thats the joke...
going on a little nighthike in the rain
>>78889297kalista and wukong toplane for the at the moment of the time being
league feels like something that died in 2015 always strange to be reminded people play it
i will not be accused of promoting butt sex. poop is in there lol. no way.
he said he spent 3 months on a boat so i asked him about that but i think i wrote too many wordsi'm expecting to get ghosted anyways like i always do
>>78889522what's a neet nigga got to do? I can't lift all day and I don't enjoy drawing anymore
if he wants to meet then it's up to him. i didn't ask him. not like an accomplished sailor in his 30s with a lifelong band of crewmates would want to do anything with a mentally ill poor NEET god i'm so fu
>>78889522every league player i knew was playing dota by then but somehow league is actually 10x bigger and continues to grow...
>>78889543you can do whatever you want im just shocked to see these words
>>78889562what the nigga word?
>>78889560yeah dota is shrinking but i still rarely see it mentioned where i havent seen league mentioned this year before this thread
>>78889575i said words
i actually have been improving. if it was last year i would not have even thought about writing an email.
what if he just wants to hookup and get some bussy?
I could've had an e relationship with a supposed racist twink. We talked off and on for 3 years. I had a paranoia moment and abandoned him once and then came back and then abandoned him again. I think my paranoia was justified but I still feel bad and miss him regardless. I hope hes doing alright.
>>78889629then the search for a bf continues
Haven't been out on my bike for a few days so I'm taking it out before it gets light and the dog walkers come out. I like dogs but some of them don't like bikes>>78882336Top 3 in 40k are Necrons, Mechanicus and Eldar.Not familiar with AoS but in Fantasy I like Chaos, Vampire Counts and High Elves
need a smooth bottom bf in canada now.
how do i know if i have cute feet?
>>78889957post them and we ll tell u
>>78889966like i would fall for that...do u like feet?
its ok if u do like ur who i would ask
>>78889979i kiss all the parts
>>78889979as a professional feet connoisseur I don't like feet and would be willing to judge whether you have cute feet or not
>>78890041ok maybe I do then bitch
what transformers should I buy next
The bike ride was enjoyable, I saw a few cats and a fox. Now for a shower followed by some vidya>>78890218Soundwave or Swoop if you want a cool Decepticon or Dinobot
>>78889003Got drunk sent some messages to my crush regretted it immediately now I don't want to spend time with mutuals tomorrow.Based OP by the way. Would post my gay nazi photos but I'm not on my computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4Q8GoPbec
I ended up talking to no one but impressing a few with my dance moves. I am drunk af though ha ha ha.
>>78890536*sniff sniff* why can't a qt pair of boifeet like this be right in front if my face rn?
>>78890327I got the new optimus for 120
>>78890589is it normal at this point to just put ur feet in ur profile?
>tfw no bf to help me draw up a list of places we want to see in our lifetimeFor now I'll try to keep it realistic and think of places in the country
>>78890647Uhh no not unless its only fans or your just a whore. Showing ur feet to nonnys are diff doh
>>78890667so only if i want a robot bf then? ur being confusing.
>>78890708I mean the easiest way to a nonnys heart is your feet. To the rest of the world though they wont get it or just call you a whore. For us foot fags posting ur feet is just as lewd as ur pp.
I'm a little jealous of footfags who like 2d, only real twink feet do it for me and being picky makes them even harder to come by no pun intended
>>78890722owo thats interesting to know...so i could turn you on with no one knowing tht i knew. that seems like a big weakness. if ppl knew they coud tortute u.
>>78889374Allah is not real nigga
>>78890790Yes if you get me into a staring contest with your feet I would in fact lose my mind and one person in my life figured it out and in a hot way tortured me with their feet a lot. I wish someone would hover their feet in front of my face and make me ask permission to touch and lick their feet. Boi feet. . boismell. . boi sxe aaaahhhhh gibe.
>>78890836how did they figure it out lol?? also why licking?? seems highly discomfiting imo like stepping on an eel...
store haul. u shouldve come. now u dont have anything.
this is good. anyway im trying to lose abt 20 lbs.
>>78891045I already have drinks and haribo tangfastics. I applaud your choice of sour straws>lion barI've never had one of those. I always buy white chocolate buttons
>>78891085omg i never heard of tangfastics im vry fucking jealous. the best one they here is mini rainbow frogs but the supply is unreliable....
i downloaded godot and im learning fast
good night...this is so much better than friends.
I'm gonna rape everybody with blue eyes here arrgghhh
Now I'm glad my eyes look more green than blue
would you reverse your sexuality for 100,000
>>78891291I mean you get paid $100,000 to become straight or gay
>>78891264Hazel eyed boys are not excluded from my wrath!
>>78891300not enough, girls are icky! you'd have to pay me $1,000,000,000,000 to even kiss one xp
>tfw you will never have your boyhymen wrecked by a lusty transformer
>tfw no twink king bf who doesn't leave the house and spends his days gaming in bed and calls me when he needs me to bring something to his room and yells for me to come when he is horny
>>78891766But gaming in bed is bad for sleep hygiene. Surely you would rather a neet twink bf who games at his desk
>>78891801I just like the idea of doing everything for him and being his maid. Sleepy boy in his bed needing me to worship him >_<
>>78889227Reminder none of those servers have actual regular posters in them, just tourists who like the esthetic of 4chan, ie. normalfags. They not bout that life!
>>78889228>mentally stable>apostle is the owner
>>78889284>spend money on something he enjoys>hurrrr what a waste of money hmm what else can that money be spent onYou won't get a dime, you shitskin
>>78889543There are so many games out there and you have infinite free time. You are soulless
>>78890536How fat are you, absolutely disgusting. I actually never seen cute feet posted in this thread, at least not by anons. This guy also has an ugly cut penis>>78890589Is everyone here a footfag?
>>78891888because my time is spent better (equally worthlessly) when I play reddit wholesome chungus game instead of cringe league
>>78891888Checked. There are so many games, books, hobbies and free places to visit that a neet can enjoy
>>78890722They would call him a whore if he posts his feet but not his penis?>>78890667It's not different at all
>>78891291If I'm bisexual what does it reverse into
>>78891801My cat cought a mouse last night and played with him while he was alive. I don't think enjoyed it tho, he was making weird noises.
I'm not sure if I'm unintentionally leading someone on but I'm not looking for a 4chan bf (thanks for the interest though, but I don't want you to waste your time)
>>78891914That's what I said, ply those games instead. I play so many games and new games come out every month I don't see how you can ever run out of them lmao. Imagine playing same game for years tho, that's grimdark.
>>78891957it's literally just a video game dudejust braindead waste of life timekiller consumer activity it's not that deep you're not special for playing dark souls 3 and sekiro or whatever the reddit these days
Kek not anon using an incest fanart of Hetalia>t.fujonona
>>78890918Help! My tranny gf keeps telling anons she loves them
>tfw no bf to have a nap or sleep through the rest of the day with
>>78891990That's just a quirky nice "I love you so much" not a romantic "I love you so much"
>>78891226Apostle what are you doing?
3ds should ask that sailor to give him his unwashed underwear so he has something to remember him by until he gets a new crush tomorrow
>>78891990see this is exactly what I was talking about yesterday
>>78891990this tranny is so irritating i hope she either 41s soon or gets murdered
I wanna frot with a skinny twink faggot so bad
Just woke up and skimmed through posts made in my absence. Very unwholesome and cringe!
>>78892603sorry for not cutesy uwu babytalking like a mentally ill age dysphoria faggot who's into ddlg
>>78892613Stop projecting your unwholesome thoughts on others, thank you.
>>78892622or else what buddy
>>78892640Or else you're an inconsiderate person.
>>78892648bottom bitch can't even argue
>>78892097am i not allowed to have options
>>78892440Niganon nooooo
>>78892595Are you a skinny twink faggot?
>>78892895Would you date a desperate boyboy?
>>78892913no I look like tyler1 with better hair
>>78892915yeah if i can pull back his foreskin and tap on it like a microphone and sing into it or use his peeny as a stylus to scroll instagram reels and /r9gay/
got popped by bacon grease and punched a wall. God I am such a little bitch.
Stop making me think about penis.Or maybe don't...
i think my depression is cured. now what the hell am i supposed to do? who am i supposed to be.....
>>78893059Be healthy, find a bf and be happy!
>>78893059use dating apps for bf hunting
>>78893086>>78893099getting a bf is still pretty troublesome, but im getting a lot of social experience right now and probably have to get a (((job))) soon. maybe next year i will be king normalfag
>>78893182>im getting a lot of social experience right nowWhere? Shitposting anonymously? >next yearHeard that one before
got to do laundry cause i have university tomorrow and i have never wanted to kill myself more
>>78893192i moved in with my sister and they(sisters friends and bf) wont leave me alone
>>78893210Maybe they can help you find a bf. Do they know you're gay?
>>78893217>do they know youre gayi dont know. mom knows im gay so she probably told her
>>78893262Maybe you should make it clear and they could set you up with a gau single friend of theirs, it's like people used to matchmake in the old times. Some would say it's more romantic like that. Specially for robots who feel aversion to sex and dating apps and almost anything that isn't anonymous
i am too worthless to seriously consider dating and i hate myself too much to ask my mom or brother if they know any single gay men
>>78893327You're not worthless, it's just your abysmal self esteem, poor thing. I'd never ask my family for that, that's too embarrassing. We ask friends, not family. But anyway, we should work on that lack of self worth right there. The thing is, you're caught in a negative feedback loop and the one of the best ways to break the cycle is to try dating apps and let other people show you how you're not as bad as you thinkImagine you find another low self esteem poor closeted thing like you over there and you can hype each other up
>>78889666bunnyanon is that you again? missing your dutch boytoy again is that it?
>>78893285thing is i dont know what to do with that kind of attention, the intimate type of 'friendliness' and the matchmaking. i would rather start on my own and separate at least
>>78889666>We talked off and on for 3 yearsBut never met. Those 3 years of anonymous interactions meant nothing. A prolific time wasterIf you put a fraction of that time and effort into a gay guy within your reach in real life, you'd be married by now
>>78893399>i would rather start on my ownThen do it. But you never start anything.I think what you really rather do is what you are currently doing: rotting alone making excuses
I wish I could get into things I used to enjoy again. Now I will never be in the mood to watch x men 97
Soon I will be free from my suffering and I will make the most of it I think. I'm determined to do better.
what if i can't use dating appswhat if i can't say why but i just can't
>>78893649are you on the sex offenders register anon?
I'm lonely nobody love me waa.
how much info do dating apps need anyway? I thought you could just make a blank profile to have a look.
>>78893735Download dating apps and try
>>78893736yeah you always can, most need your phone number but they're not strict on it so most online sim apps work>t. banned from tinder twice
>>78893736i think every proper dating site needs a few pics and a phone number(?). on grindr or whatever hook up app you dont need pics or a phone number
>>78893865most allow you to get away with just posting random pics or just having a pure black profile picture. i have no idea how long they're allowed to stay up for though however
cant stop myself from feeling bad
>>78893754How do you get banned from tinder?
Is it a valid strategy to lock your sissy white boy clitty up in a cage to help complete nofap?
>>78893952some people can't handle jokes i don't think
>>78894066if ozempuc is valid then yea
>>78893907do you wanna talk about it anonymuse?
>>78893366Not that anon but why would I put someone through that. I don't wanna try dating just to make people try and fix me
>>78894294Not that anon but the cure to all my problems is boy pussy
>>78893746Not possible meow find another thing to obsess over
>>78894362Got a similar solution for bottoms?
the cure to my problems is man cock shoved so deep it fuses into my soul.
>>78894453Yeah it's have sex with me and become my bf
>>78894498Oh um sorry anon, I think that's a little too fast for me, sorry
>>78894458thwumps ur solar plexus with my fat weighty member
>>78894294It's not to fix you. The other person can be broken too. It's just so you can experience something other than rotting alone in your room feeling sorry for yourself. Try it.
If story is chris-chan, then meow has to be nikocado
>>78894777But I can experience other things without dragging others into my problems. Sorry if it sounds like I'm trying to argue, I'm just trying to understand
I'm not sure I want a bf anymore
>>78894938you haven't met me yet *sunglesses_emoji.png*
>>78894294>I don't wanna try dating just to make people try and fix meYou have dissenters because they're trying to do this in their life too. It takes a very strong person to recognize this aspect of themselves and not subjecting others to twice as much pain
>>78894837That would only be true if meow lost weight cause at this point meow is somehow fatter than nickocado
if story is cwc when does the troon arc start?
>>78894977Okay anonwhat do you have to offerI have nothing to offer
>>78894841>But I can experience other things without dragging others into my problemsLike what? Nothing that involves anyone else. I'm precisely talking about the interpersonal experiences that require additional participants other than yourself, be it love or friendship. Things that require you to stop making excuses Sorry but I think you had enough one-man experiences. I think you need other people at this point. Togetherness. Gay companionship
>>78894986I don't think that's strength, I think that's just a low self esteem. It's not like he's selflessly depriving himself of love to save other people the hassle of dealing with him. It's like he believes he's not worth the hassle, so he's saving himself the trouble. It's a decision based on insecurity, not altruism
>>78893399You were praying for hues return, how did you enjoy this conversation with the spambot?>>78893649Learn Portuguese and give it a shot
>>78893649You can definitely use them, you're just being a coward. Again. Stop making excuses. I don't want to hear excuses. I want to hear solutions. Are you closeted? Anonymous profile. Are you scared? Face your fears. Who's stronger? You or your fears?
>>78895021Most people are fatter than nikocado right now
>>78895059I mean I have friens, it's the love and opening up par that's scary. But I get how lacking gay companionship probably isn't helping my mental>>78895107>It's a decision based on insecurity, not altruismIt can be both...
>>78895163your mental what?
>>78895030>if you can't have a living mom become momStoryline, my dear femcel welcome to /r9gay/ - your eternal home
>>78895163>I have friens,In real life friends? Than you have done half the work already. Finding friends is harder than finding a lover
>>78895163>it's the love and opening up par that's scary.Gotta face your fears my man. You know what happens to men who don't
>>78895163>greentextGeneric bot response ignoring your points and repeating himself
>>78895163>I get how lacking gay companionship probably isn't helping my mentalIf you get that, what's more to say? The only logical conclusion is to go outside in search of gay friends and/or lovers. Dating apps can help with the latter and sometimes even the former
>>78895163>greentext again just to give you more attention and maximise chance of responseGeneric bot response "related" to another part of your post
>>78895201I love how you offered him nothing almost like disagreeing with me doesn't make you right
>>78895163>Even more greentextYet another preprogrammed talkingpoint, I know you will bite because you're either a loser desperate for any social interaction or too stupid to realize You're dealing with a known chatbot
A chatbot with a plan will do you better than an incel who wants to drag you down to his same level. Why don't you tell us how long have you been alone and we go from there?
i cant do that because....i dont have a phone lol
>>78895294Emulate one on your computer. If you're going to follow up with another excuse, don't bother
>tfw no phoneless bf whose mom I have to akwardly ask if I can come over to see him even tho he's 26
I didn't even have a phone until mom died and I got hers.
>>78895043lots of affection, a side job for 2 days a week and nearing the end of a college education, is that alright?
rip r9gay
>>78895338i have very limited data can u just do it for me?
that's only if you got the boosties if you just got the first two you're fine.
i went to the cemetary gates but u werent there
>>78895609I only go there on sunny days. it's been pretty cloudy here sorry.
i am going to go even more insane my life is going down in a downward spiral
How do I get up to eat if cat is sleeping and his head is on me? If I move I will wake up catto:(
>>78895672You will start tripfagging irl?
am I monster if I'd just move the cat? It'll go back to sleep in a second anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDfuYCMlyRY
I hate cats but I like catboys is this weird?
I hate catbohs but I love cats ^_^
>chasing your stink catboy bf down and forcing him into the shower because he has an aversion to water.
If we consider hue isn't a bot and a malicious actor for one second pic rel is what he believes. Despite saying so may times how anonymous interactions are meaningless and a waste of time he spends his days trying to convince anonymous strangers to have sex. Let that sink in, does that sound logical? Does that sound not contradictory?If he really believed what he was saying and if he wasn't indeed a bit created by a malicious anon with too much free time he would try to help real life people in his favela. Because apparently that's the only way to have meaningful impact on someone's life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_XuMPLRFP0
This cat needs to stop farting!
8 days until I start manifesting a boy who will read me 4chan threads u_u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1pEgcv1qkQ
>tfw no neurospamming middle-aged american bf
>>78895686no ill just grow my hair out and wear a tshirt with the 4chan logo on it instead
>>78895494I think you're out of my league. I got nothing to offer you in return anon, well except the affection I guess.
>>78895627its blazing here...i saw what i thought were deer in a wooded corner and went to look, but they were goats. then an old graveskeeper came out of a house and grumbled at me to stay away from the goats. i went to the other side and there are sheep...the graves keeper looked at me again from the distance for a while but then left...
Being in love with a straight man is hell, isn't it? >>78895556>2 more weeks
actually wait today is rhe first dag of fall. i was right anon and u shouldve stayed course with all black.
I wish it was fall like instead of just more summer. we didn't even get the rain we were supposed to get.
it was like...bright bright out.
oh dear ..flood warning
This fall I plan to lose 20 pounds. Going from 154 to 134. I haven't weighed that much since I was like 12. I still don't really forgive my parents for letting me get fat as a kid. Maybe that's petty and stupid but I do wish they didn't just let me eat slop when i was young.
150 ain't fat. I'd give anything to be 150lbs again and even then I was a skelly.
>>78897023I used to be a lot heavier and I'm not really fat now. However its mostly for my peace of mind. I really dislike the idea of being anywhere near being fat. Also you're probably tall if you're a complete skelly at 150
stupid fucking ukranian pig texted me again and then went go ghosting as usual
no frensno bitches...
I am both incredibly hungry but with an upset acidic stomach. I know if I eat I'm in for bad heart burn but I have to eat.
too early to bedtoo bored to do anythingi think ill just look at naughty stuff online and finger myself uwu
>>78897009im trying to do the same. we can race. tho i dont have a scale. we'll have to judge by tummy pics.
>>78897227eat something alkaline
>>78897404this anon has a feeder fetish
>>78896718i hate those filters and i hate prerolled cigarettes so much>>78897009i wish you the best nonny. i found that i lost a lot of weight doing omad diet.>>78897402heathen
>>78897436i do not...its cute when people eat indulgent things like one eclair or a big muffin but...not like, gorging on things...
>>78897456its not a cigarete silly. i dont smoke that.
Scott Pilgrim belongs to Matthew Patel dick
>>788951367/10about what i expected, no big deal. i had to leave anyways>502 bad gatewayi guess im never making this post
thinking about my feet
good heheh...its working
>>78897482my bad. it just really looks like one. apologies :p
thinking about jonah's rotting feet at 2pm
https://youtu.be/kt6TiuZskLs?si=KZonjBUTK47GmgSbMeow is going completely insane
I got my house and car insurance bills yesterday but I don't want to open them, I know it's going to be a lot for the whole year but it's the best deal for me.
>>78897147I keep forgetting you guys are 5'2
If someone mistakenly believes that you're gay what is the best way to correct them and convince them that you're actually straight? Would having sex with a woman do it?
>>78898023Have sex with him and don't get a boner once, that will for sure convince him.
>>78897994I'm 5'8.5.......I am only slightly below average....
YOU GOT THE TOUCH YOU GOT THE POWER
>>78898401I've never been touched sexually this is fake news
im so fucking over being skinny fat man how do i fix this i want a flat tummy again
>>78898421one shall stand one shall fall
>>78898533eat less sugar and walk/run moredoesn't work for me because i'm hypoglycemic and need sugar or else i'll die. god cursed me with the sweetest of tooths.
>>78898533Stop eating goyslop and exercise a little bit, you'll be there in 2 weeks.
>>78889003>germany x prussiaso what, his grandfather? i don't understand this. or his brother? is germany supposed to be bavaria or something? what does that MEAN
i don't like being skinnyfat but at the same time i don't see any point in changing that other than my own vanity or the sexual attraction of othersthe idea of that disgusts me
>>78898964Hetalia is nonsense man. Just enjoy the Germans being gay :)
>>78899001SS uniforms are mid I'd like it if they were in 18th century prussian uniforms
is skinnyfat supposed to be dadbod? thats kinda hot
>>78899089no that's why its called skinnyfat and why the other one is called dadbod you dumb fucking retard
my dad stayed skinny. mom too. im pretty sure i just have skinny genetics
Skinnyfat is always like awkward teenager non-definition slightly squishy spots like belly or legs maybe even arms but otherwise skinny body. Usually but not exclusively hairless, no amount of muscle or definition.Dadbod is usually referred to a more masculine body, fuller in entirety. Slight belly, but also broad arms/shoulders. Not necessarily muscled, but can be. Generally a more "guy who let himself slightly go" body. Honestly means pretty much just a gay bear but not super huge. Dadbod fluctuates the most because some people (women) think a dadbod is basically muscles with no washboard abs, think a fit guy in a slight bulk stage so that perception is sometimes factored into it.
>>78899151>awkward teenager non-definition slightly squishy spots like belly or legs but otherwise skinny bodyyou called?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND REPORTED.
>>78899249reported who what are you talking about lol
I feel the same if I take a nap during the day or not. I guess the nap is just a way to pass some time in relative peace.
>>78889003Only you people could ruin the SS drip. Typical.
This could LITERALLY be you
>>78899151>slightly>slightexplain explain explain
>>78899280>This could LITERALLY be youhow
>>78899280im not going back to europe, im saving america
my twink days are gone, I wasted them here and on world of warcraft. I will never have a cute twink relationship.
>>78899324we couldve met in wow but u were probably alliance
>>78899371I was, I never thought there was a difference between the types of players on each.
>>78899383alli = rddt, horde = everyone else
>>78897568While I like Patel Scott is for Wallace fucker. Matthew is for the G man.
good evening...do you have anything to drink?
Do you boys love me
>not ugly, fat, poor, dumb, on meds or socially retarded>not blackpilled or even depressed anymore, just sorta unhappy>enjoy extrovert stuff as well as introvert>had sex with women (it was so unfulfilling I stopped)>an anxious wreck and completely paralyzed when it comes to anything about meeting menwhat the fuck do I do? I hate dating apps and feel uncomfortable about going to gay clubsa friend did tell me about these large 00s parties held in one of the larger (mainstream) clubs here which unintentionally became gay events and I'm ok with going there with my friends
>>78899280No it couldn't. God has ordained me to be a monkey man forever. I will never be a cute twink. The world is a cruel place.
should I cry to sleep tonight
got a cup of tea and a 3lb bag of pistachios. what are we watching tonight
*takes pistachio* fellini satyricon
>>78899820>ellini satyriconthat sounds gayyou should watch a cool movie like Aguirre the wrath of god.
>>78899653>what the fuck do I do?get off my fucking board
>>78899653if you managed all that you can literally just step outside and do that idk why you need anon basket case gay boy advice on it. try /lgbt/'s /gaygen/.
abt to stop eating but keep drinking coffee how hard is that
It's time to put sodomy back in the DSM and re-establish conversion therapy as a legitimate form of treatment. It's time we all stop pretending that faggots aren't mentally ill. Even after decades of fag acceptance and fag marriage they still use drugs, get STDs, and experience mental illness at an insane rate.
>>78900453I agree, get all the STD ridden whores and junkies and make them straight!
>>78900496There is no such thing as healthy sodomy.
>>78900516Sure but what about it? Everyone does things that are unhealthy.
>>78900529Why don't you go be an STD-ridden junkie if that's what you think?You're no better than them.
>>78900539Why would I do that? And yes, as an STD-free non-junkie, I am better than them in this regard.
>>78900548Being a faggot is just as bad. You shouldn't judge anyone else while you're a faggot.
>>78900453Lets say ur correct and I am insane and mentally for having same sex attraction. What do you want me to do about it? You can't take medication for it. Conversion therapy has been proven to be bunk and not do anything. So realistically what do I do that I'm not already doing? I'm a KHHV and just goon in my freetime.
>>78900554Why is being a faggot bad?
>>78900516There is no such thing as healthy repression
>>78900603It's healthier than being a faggot.
>>78900556>>78900603Conversion therapy works.
>>78900629only the most angelic twinks think this :\
>>78900650Come on. I wrote a solid reply to your bait and you give me three words?
>>78900658What more do you want me to say?Is a full blown fag ever going to have exactly the same desires as a straight man? No.Can that fag work on changing his sexual orientation somewhat? Yes.
goodnight anon...thanks for letting me sleep in ur bed.
>>78900667>Can that fag work on changing his sexual orientation somewhat? Yes.I like chicks too. Now what? Do I gain or lose mental illness here?
>>78900680I like your digishit camera anon but please stop cross dressing. its not good for the soul.
>>78900629There's nothing healthy about it. The lifetime of loneliness and depression you sign up to when you repress takes its toll like a neurodegenerative disease.
>>78900650>Still posting on the gay thread It didn't even work for you, its promoter.
>>78900683That's better. It's okay to be bisexual, although it would be better to be straight. You can just ignore your gay thoughts.
>>78900667>changing his sexual orientationYou won't change an inch, though. You will just repress. It's what most robots here are doing anyway, but you take your repression one step further. >ever going to have exactly the same desires as a straight man? NoAt least you admit it. You're chasing something like a hamster in a wheel, you haven't realized you already have what you need. You don't really need the change.
>>78900702who is cross dressing? this is just what i wear.
>>78900743There isn't good evidence of sexual orientation being unable to change.
>>78900760>There isn't good evidence of sexual orientation being unable to change.Actually there is very solid evidence. Like an entire century of scientific method trying every trick under the queen's blouses to convert the gays, with little to no success. Scientifically speaking it's a very similar situation to penis enlargement methods. Rigorous scientific research would advise skepticism because the results have always been inconsistent and fruitless. But nonetheless, there is no shortage of scammers selling every type of newly designed scam to trick the gullible and the desperate. Some of these men will die on their hills, defending their favorite penis enlargement scam, just like you are defending conversion therapy. A different scam, but a scam nonetheless.
If one day they make a legit way to convert the gays into straights, whoever made it will become a billionaire. Like finding a gold mine. Self hating faggots all over the world will make mile long lines to get access to it.
>>78900791>this real thing isn't real because this other real thing isn't reallol
>>78899650of course I do nonny! even if you were a stickbug if that's your next question <3
>>78900807Both things are very similar. There's little evidence of it working. All that there is, is anecdotal evidence, clouded in nebulous methods and cult like adherence requirements, and heavily biased from someone who has secondary interests, be it the people trying to sell you faulty penis enlargement or faulty conversion therapies.
>>78900833You're trying to be smug but you're just revealing yourself to be a retard. There are lots of scams in penis enlargement but some things work.
>>78900822Thanks. Thinking about 3d printing right now
>>78900822>nonny nonny nonnyHE'S BACK! did you end up getting a shota bf bunnyanon?
I may be paranoidbut not an android
when are we gonna accept that there are different types of gay guys and that conversion therapy may work for some of them?
>>78889003I ended up not spending time with mutuals relating to my crush and neither did my crush.Tomorrow I will be fixed and fine
i finished watching death note yesterday, man it was good. when will i get an L bf?
>>78901194Me personally? I'm only interested in W bf
>>78901194when you become my Light bf desu
>>78898771tell me you never exercised without telling me you never exercised
>>78901393No, I go by Darkness irl. Demon Lord Darkness if you wanted my full legal name *proud face*
>>78900871>There are lots of scams in penis enlargement>But some workLook who fell for ones. Repressed gay seeking conversion and a micro dick, what a hand
>>78901403I do exercise and I lost 3kg in a week or two when I started along with fixing my diet. From skinnyfat to skinny.
>>78901393okay deal! i'll get the haircut right away
>>78901005When you start calling them for what they are, repression therapy. I don't know if repression "works" but by the gods you've come to the right place to find repressed individuals
>>78901511untrue. pornsick men whose gay thoughts only popped up after consuming enough erotic material to kill a horse *can* be converted back to being straight. it's just the taboo that gets them off
>>78899009Is that your uniform?https://youtu.be/BWZmDbMAjLM?si=97YUkNV1eozK_Uf1
I saw a dirty blond boy with hazel eyes speaking perfect spanish at the mall yesterday. I would've probably made a move but he was with his grandma lol.
>>78899119Because we naved used different terms to name the same thing retard
>>78900952I like this post. Need more this post.
>>78901527Neither side stands to gain anything from this. Straight men that watch this stuff want to puke, there just aren't that many left because they were genocided.
Hair is not shaved yet. I am pretending to be homeless today and getting some spending money by standing on the block with a paper cup and a sign saying Retarded, Gay and Homeless Veteran. Then off to Uni.
>>78902498your black af1s are nice but those headphones are speddywhy did ppl start wearing gigundo headphones again like i know ur not listening to shit in there. i havent heard anyones fat headphones blasting anything let alone anything crunked in legit years.
>>78902498Do you ever not look or dress gay?
>>78902940honestly i am listening to shit all the time, i look speddy but god the sony xm4 were the best investment i ever made. that noise cancelling is genuinely amazing and i just love them so fuckin much. its a good price to pay to look like a mega tard>>78902978no i have a bad case of fag voice and fag face
>>78902989i have walked by 1000000 people in big headphones in the past year and i have not heard music coming out of any of themthis means that they are NOT listening to crunk shit at MAX VOLUME which is the entire point of big headphonesppl only started getting big headphones because airpods became cringe and they needed something differentthey dont actually pound their heads in with them and they dont actually CARE about music its just another accessory
like noise canceling lmao...what are u an 80 yr old trying to sleep on a flight to st augustine
>>78903033meh i get self conscious about my music so around people i'll turn it down a notch. on my own it's normally up full blast>>78903052yeah. i am actually.
>>78903138no yeah being self conscious about your music is actually exactly what im accusing you of. bitch own it. im sorry for sperging but this like uwu im manic pixie headphone fairy zoomie thing falls flat when theyre clearly not lost in da music at all lol, theyre still so anxious abt ppls judgment that they wont even play their music loud enough for others to hear. fake music goblins.neway ive had my tea nad muffin and should be more docile now
>>78903169>fake music goblinsbut when did i ever claim to be a music goblin rofl, they're not an accessory if they're clearly being used for listening to music. anyway
>>78902989Could you make a vocaroo showcasing your gay voice?
>>78903250yeah u and everyone else just happaned to all get big headphones at the same time and u all just happen to wear them around every fcking place lollook i know u suck in this specific way there isnt really a point in arguing with me
>>78903355maybe when i get home from uni. tell me what to say>>78903378>isnt really a point in arguing with meexcept im not arguing. youre just rambling and waffling on like some butt hurt sperg
>>78903392ur arguing that u arent a fake music goblin and ive proved with example and inference that u areur shit is pretty cheugy overall like u searched cute on amazon and bought the first things in every department lol
>>78903404i just said that i never said i was a music goblin you pleb rofl who really cares if my shit is cheugy. not me!
>>78903422ur attempting to project it self-evidently
>>78903427am i? or is that you)
>>78903392nta but you could talk a bit about what you learned or did at uni. also moan for us pleasepleaseplease <3
>>78903437jfc i cant even talk to u retards bcus u only know the internet meanings of words lmaoeveryone under 30 is now blocked from talking to me, go away
>>78903392Talk about your plushies and your bunny phone case and any other cutesy stuff that you have
i dont need u losers anyway hahahaha. im loaded.
fell asleep without brushing my teeth
went to leave my resume at a cafe. saw a really really cute boy but my mom was waiting in the parking lot. i said out loud that he was cute but he had earphones on. maybe he heard me.
foot keeps cramping, seemingly at random but also everytime i stretch it. what does it mean
>>78904120ur probably a bit dehydratedstanding up makes foot cramps disappear instantly btw
kaffe kek...
>>78904214but i just got a foot cramp while standing, i was carrying the laundry. the first time it happened i was lying down
>>78903033>MAX VOLUME which is the entire point of big headphonesthis is in fact not the point of big headphones at all my dear retarded friend. headphones are better than earbuds because: more comfortable -- by not having something shoved in your ears though if you don't like the band on your head that is understandable --, don't fall off/out constantly, and noise cancellation that actually works.the downside: not as comfortable when laying down (band pushing into your head or ears if on side), fashion reasons, howevever, that's subjective as you've said they've become fashionable now that they're retro chic but some might still not like them, and earbuds that are big enough to be visible such as air pods are pretty ugly too anyway.
unironically don't bother trying to interact with anyone off of 4chan for any reason whatsoever, people like to think of this website as a place for desperate loners but the truth is you're most likely gonna come across people that are mentally ill to the point where nothing you do ever pleases them.dudes will say they're lonely ugly gay incels and then be insufferable and hostile to you or just go on a rant about how their ex scarred them and now they can't date anyone or whatever the fucking fuckso fucking weird
>>78904311no idea then maybe ur dying.
>>78904342oh and then they'll turn you down for "seeming desperate" when they're literally as much of a loser as you are trying to edate people off of 4chan, but then if you don't seem desperate they'll have a breakdown over how "you seem like a manwhore" or whatever
>illegals in my yard
>>78904312ok like sersly noise xancellation is for business class travelers over the age of 50 why do u care like...cancel noise with ur own noise retard.i know its entirely aesthetical because look at the pic u posted. cds? cds were out when i was in middle school like...its clearly a larp...i dont think u understand that ppl used to actually have nothing to do in their rooms or niggtwalking but listen to music but like thats literally all we had to do. dont try to shit me. youre not listening to music, not really. you need headphones 24/7 so u can hear the shit in the videos youre watching. dont try to shit me kid like lol. tripfag has a point in his column bc of his black af1s like if i were his ta id be hard for that. but u need to show 1 redeeming characteristic cause u dont rly seem worth talking to as it is.
>>78904342we're all very jealous of our solitude. this is like the one place where ppl cant dm or follow u like why do you think we are all here
>>78904590>ok like sersly noise xancellation is for business class travelers over the age of 50 why do u careI don't see how anyone can not care about noise cancellation unless they live alone in a cottage innawoods, even in my (((suburb))) there's still construction and yardwork dawn til dusk, people who talk loudly while they walk around at night, motorcycles, dogs barking all hours, not to mention my own family being loud as fuck all day. also cds are still relevant as more and more places like scamazon etc are trying to trap digital music in their ecosystem, bandcamp is the only site I still trust for buying digital but not every artist is on there, you have to go with cds if you want to actually own your music and listen in any app or with any device you want.
>>78904689because you're mentally ill freaks who think too highly of themselves to respond to anyone actually interested in you but you'd much rather happily whore for attention in threads for years
>>78904742>who think too highly of themselves to respond to anyone actually interested in themnta but 99.99% of dms and follows are from advertizers, pornbots, and follow4follow freaks not people who have any interest in you aside from what they can get from you, and rarely people anyway just bots(the not based kind).
>>78904706yes those noises exist like what are u an endangered owl? ull die? pls dont shit me we both use spotify 99% the time cause its current year. if there wasnt an adfree hack for android tho id go back to dling it. like did u know u can make your own cds with any 50c blank cd and itll be identical to the store one...old records are actually diffeent cause theyre analog. cds are just digital.
>>78904742youre here too...ud be on discord or tumblr if u actully wanted to know anyone
im not mentally illi cant hear the people living in my housei have never listened to music while on a walk
>>78904815dident u ever have to walk to school ot work...how did u even survive like it would be the same every time otherwise
>>78904794streaming is for when I don't know what I want to listen but most of the time I want to hear what I want to hear not what some algro (often wrongly) thinks I want to hear. and yes I know about burning mixtapes of music (including pirated music) but I usually just put my cds into my computer as soon as I get them anyway so I can have them digitally, if I were to pirate (which I'd only do for media you can't get anymore or if it's really old/the artist is already dead) there would be no point in burning them to a cd other than for the aesthetic that you're complaining about.
knowing ppl is hard like...having to respond instead of having uour complete mental freedom? u better rly like them...
>>78904865lmao if u actually liked music thered be no way to afford everything u wanted this way. lovers steal. go back to ur videos or whatever tf you actually do...
>>78904815>i have never listened to music while on a walkI didn't mean hearing other people walking when I'm walking I keep one ear uncovered when I'm walking so I can listen for cars. I'm talking about hearing people being loud while they walk past your house at night. even if you don't live in the u.s.a. with its famous cardboard walls or are rich enough to have a nice house in the u.s.a. you can't be so obtuse as to not know most people don't have that privilege.
Often times I sit and yearn.Have you yearned?
There's laughter ease and drink for every man, but there is no joy for me!
>>78903476that i can do! no moaning though>>78903549sure omg that's actually an amazing idea>>78904882i just reply to people when i feel like it and remind myself nobody is entitlted to my time and vice versa
>>78905042obviously but ppl dont like it when i respond 9 days later
>>78904935im just confused like those are the sounds of life? do u want to live in a void?
>>78904935sorry, that line was in response to the other guy. i dont hear people doing anything outside, i dont even hear the people living in my house. but i did live somewhere noisy like before
>>78904944how can i tell if im yearning or daydreaming
>>78904813why would I be on anywhere trying to get to know anyone if it's always the same bullshit? people get off on mental illness these days, dating wasn't like this 2-3 years ago max. you'd show interest in someone and do a little flirting back and forth and if they liked you they liked you end of the storynowadays everyone wants some weird ass faggoted dramatic story about how you have two hundred thousand options but but you choose to date them instead but also they get bored in two weeks so you need to constantly keep them jealous or actually cheat on them or just straight up be abusive and treat them like worthless garbage because being comfortable in a non dramatic relationship is too fucking much to ask for in the current year
oh yeah but also you gotta act like the other person is oh so special and a snowflake and that's why you want to date them yeahyeah, people who do literally nothing, nothing special, have no hobbies or anything unique about themselves, and even better they don't do anything special for you, yeah you gotta treat those people like they're speciallike the EASIEST thing you can do to "be special" is to do special things for the person you're dating right? you could just make a drawing or a painting or write a poem or just even a playlist for them, no one does those things for people 99% of the time. DOING it, is what makes YOU special, you become special because you're doing something for the other person that no one ever has beforepeople can't even do that for their partners these days, it's always all about "what's in it for me" and not "how can I make my beloved happier"
>>78905257ppl want an instantly permanently intense thing which was always true but they used to have more other things going on and couldnt be in touch literally 247.... now people get short circuited basically...and the internet aggravated fear of being "used" makes both ppl acutely suspicious and nervous. i mean again that might have always been true but now they can pick at it and pick at it cause theyre in constant contact. ive literally never had an e thing with someone i didnt meet irl first so idk.
>>78905304u can rly file this under "ppl dont do fuck all these days" which is true, they dont do fuck all for their pets or their friends or their bfs. ppl be on phone 99% of the time, its literally that simple. isnt that sad? theyd probably like to do things but they dont have the rime cause phone sucks it all. theres no other answer as to what theyre doing all fcking day cause if it wasnt that thered be something to show for it...ppl are so phonetrained now tht taking someone to the woods or the beach and getting them to leave phone in the car basically puts them on an acid trip level of self rediscovery within 10-20 minutes. its funny...
its raining.....the cows are being rained on....the cows are moosing
the winds turned september, chilly with the smell of rain.... FUCM yes
>>78902205What did 3ds mean by this?
>>78903476>>78903549https://voca.ro/1mty3RrBIzRT
>>78905568I never knew the british accent could get any funnier but it can the gay british accent is something else
>>78905610i told you all i had a bad case of fag voice rofl
Hi Jonah! How you been? I bought more Transformers!
>>78905332>ppl want an instantly permanently intense thingit's never intense enough in the long run though, I've never been in a relationship with someone that actually understood that the honeymoon phase inevitably ends, idk. I've been through like a dozen relationships at this point and I just think people are just innately consumerist and just instantly want to move onto something new when the novelty value wears off
>>78905625Since you look gay and dress gay and sound gay how often do dudes flirt or hit on you irl?
bored and starving in a hundred different ways
>>78905652Did you!!! I've been amazing nonny. All of my plushies arrived and im looking at some more to buy when I next get paid. How are your transformers?>>78905695I've never been hit on irl or even flirted with. Although I could've been and I just didn't ever notice but yeah I don't think I've ever been hit on.
>>78905568you got a hot voice anon c: thanks for the voca, bummed out you didn't moan
>>78905729thank you!! (: i will never moan on here or for anyone though i'm sorry.
>>78905715maybe ur not that cute then, i had my ass slapped twice even when i still looked like chelsea clinton
>>78905740that's alright, you're right not to moan for strangers it's very intimate so don't worry c: nice to hear about your uni day too, have a nice evening non!
>>78905758i feel like i'm still cute, i just don't really leave the house at all unless for uni or for shopping. i don't really have any irl friends nor do i live in a big city. i live in quite a small town
>>78905715Haven't arrived yet through the mail. One gets here today though, if you stay up for 3 more hours I'll be able to show him off.
Scott Pilgrim needs to suck that Matthew Patel dick
Just found out how meow landed his mcdonald jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjDXvXACIEAJust kidding hehe
Seven days until I start manifesting a boy who will read me 4chan threads
>>78905770what do u mean "still"....are u a pedo? my ass was slapped at school lol where else do u think iw was going looking like chelsea clinton?
>>78905658how long the "honeymoon" (ie love) phase lasts depends on how deep u r as a person. for me it never ends cause im bottomless.
>12 relationships nigger posting in my threadreporting you to xi jin ping, you'll do good in a cobalt mine
sold my blood for $40 today
>>78905874who wants to buy faggot AIDS/GRIDS blood?
>>78905880israeli biochemists
>>78905851ok buddy I suggest you slice your wrists instead
>>78905783ahhhh i hope im still up i can't wait to see!>>78905839>are you a pedonigga what are you ok? but moving in yes i had some experiences like that in school but i wouldn't necessarily call it being hit on because we were all young teenagers at the time and aged 16+ after high school in college a lot of my classes were with females mostly
>>78905880it's virgin blood
>>78905961"virgin" = 1 month without a grindr hookup
>>78905568Some British accents are really bad and I don't like them. You sound like a faggot.>I don't really ca'e
>>78905951explain what "still cute" means then lol?
>>78906007youre stating the obvious nonny i've said i've had a bad case of fag voice for a while now
>>78905940maybe like this is why people dont stay with u very long...
>>78906040i think i'm still cute, as in disagreeing to the reply i was replying to that i wasn't cute because i've never been hit on in person. i'm not sure if that explains my trail of thought and my wording better
>>78905834why 7.. what are you talking about nonnerson jr.
>>78906061"still" implies u would be getting less cute as u get older which is pedo logic and not true
>>78906103its because september will end and he will wake up
>>78906054oh yeah sorry maybe I should stop flirting by telling people to kill themselves huh
>tfw no guy who thinks I'm cute and younger than I look but then I tell him my age all embarrassed but he doesn't mind and we become bfs
>>78906126no it doesn't imply that at all in the context that it's in? i can see how you would think that but maybe learn to read.
>tfw you messed up the >tfw*and look younger than I am
i got a gfno thanks to any of you
>get bf>leave r9gay>come back 2 years later>all the old people are gone
>>78906146if i wanted to it would probly work pretty well. i forget what i even like talking to ppl about. this i guess.
>>78906162most people dont know this, but cutability has nothing to do with age. its stroctly a fucntion of hair and weight. and mentalism.
>>78906338what oId people
>>78906373i'm very aware that being cute has nothing to do with age. infact, i never said it was..
>>78906373this poster was born in 1991
>>78906338I've been here for over 6 years...
>>78906402W-what's wrong with that? 1991 was a good year, it's just a year before 1992. I don't see the problem with the year.
>>78906402i fricking wish cause then i coulda had college without instagram...as it is life ended in abt 10th grade
some fucking asshole on /vg/ is acting like he likes me again but I'm not falling for the bait this time and I'm not sending a friend request to anyone
>>78906542can i sub in for you then? link?
>>78906566no you can't you slimy leech cunt
>>78906477are you the guy thats into goonettes now
>>78906402>anon can remember the end of historyLucky guy. He could've even seen the twin towers.
>>78906579*nuzzles you* pet me boofie
>>78906402The meds are necessary to prevent boogeyman posting.
>>78906636*pets you*now what, faggot?
>>78906656*nibbles your fingie* xD
>>78906614my dad turned down a job there and one familys dad at my elementary school died :(
>>78906666you ungrateful piece of shit
>>78906675*headbutts your tummy* hehehe *blblblblbl* motorboat
>>78906584No I just think 1991, and by extension 1992 especially was a very good year to be born in. It wasn't that long ago at all and someone born around there is still young!
annyway...do u want to help me build a train?
>>78906711Stop having gay hands and roll up your sleeves
the reason is, i have a lot of tracks...but all my trains were smashed...
>>78906691dude thats like 30 something you could be my dad
>>78906744if i was u wouldnt be on here. go homework kek.
>>78906744It isn't 30, I heard from my friend that was born in 1992, that after turning 29 you start aging backwards.
>>78906797is that it???? i was wondering why i was getting chubby cheeks again.
thank god its not my cake habit...
is this /r9gay/ or twitter
its whatever u make it sir.....thats how it works
HNIslut is almost as annoying as PXLschizo
>>78906889excuse me, im frigid. and whos that...
>>78906823looks like poop in a plastic bag
>>78907044do u only poop in minecraft?
its a two dollar coffee cake from the store did u expect art
>>78907060This is the only way forward I think
>>78906398>>78905742Found you a bf
>>78907269thanks but no thanks i read diapers and immediately felt sick
>>78907269why do people still even talk abt sodomy when this gets shown to us all now
>>78907322Can you say that again but in english ghaks
>>78907223its kind of always been tht way like what is a "career" of sonething u dont like. ull hate it and ull never get anywhere. if u dont know what u like just dont do anything...
>>78907335i mean that ppl still be like nooo drag queens when if u search a pokemon on google u get furry poo inflation art in the first results...they have no idea what the internet is now its truly foul today.
>>78907269for me the deal breaker was hxh. never watched it just have a personal grudge
>>78907367So sodomy isn't even relevant because there are much worse things in plain sight, did I understand what you mean?
>>78907374Not the diapers but hxh, one of the best anime ever made (2011 version ofc)
>>78907384well its a little relevant but yes...sodomy used to be like the worst thing ppl could think of, but they had no idea.
im extremely wealthy in the informal feer pics shadow economy and can buy just about anything on the black market. its like that stonecutters thing from the simpsons and elon musk is my bitch.
i bet elon musk likes feet. its the only reason someone would be so obsessed with space. (theres no shoes in space.)
>>78907389diapers havent done anything to annoy me yet
>>78904342My lived experience contradicts yours so my conclusion is you're likely too retarded to use this site responsibly. And stop looking so desperate, saying "let's marry" to someone you just met is insane <3>dudes will say they're lonely ugly gay incels and then be insufferable and hostile to you or just go on a rantThat's why they lonely, they scare people away or can't interact lmao
>>78907486did u not have siblings or does ur nose not work?
>>78907470Do you think that since there's no gravity in space if you weren't wearing clothing your penis and balls would just naturally float and stay upright and your sack wouldn't sag?
>>78905979i've gone 270 months without a grindr hookup
>>78907550So you use a different app?
>>78907518im the youngest child by a good amount of years. that OP is leaving out a lot of details though: im not messing with any leaky poo diapers, but a little pee isnt going to hurt anyone. and who knows? maybe some cute riolu diapers could greatly improve our movie viewing
>>78907550I've gone my entire life without any hookups because i'm not a whore
>>78907638>>78907596i've gone my entire life without a hookup
been researching advanced tech for pizza tower. discovered fast falling and high jumping.
>>78906159How old are you and how old do you think you look? Do you try to look younger?
>>78906744Petition to ban zoomershits from posting on 4kun. Build your own house, leeching normalfucks.
>>78907536yes and your hair forms a sphere.
>>78907637youre fucking one them....dammit...
Why would anyone p-rank anons on 4chan? Imagine being a professional penis ranker xD
my dunkin order is...3 munchkins and...i have a medium coffee from the app ..thank you...
>>78907777You also like munchkins? They are the cutest breed by far I like how silly they look >_<
im really awful to be around because i am actually like this
I don't believe in spheres, my space head would be flat
I'm amazing to be around because I make people laugh. And by people I mean me. And by laugh I mean laugh at (you).
staring at computer 99% of waking hours and ranting in my head...just let me go
*pisses all over you*I'm letting it all out
>>78907763im what with who
>>78907825i wonder if its some kind of brain disease like rabies and theres nothing to do for it...like how did you get this way? i already seen the worst so i can be like one of those fbi case review guys.
>>789077853 munchkins is the least priced thing lol...and somehow i never knew til today that powdered ones had custard in them. also it seems like nowhere has cinnamon powdered munchkins anymore.
>>78907792its true that spheres are irrational already...you are not deterministic
>>78907856all because i dont want to watch hxh?
>>78907903thats not me. the anime of hxh ruins a lot of it. i read mangas.
>>78907916oh. also no
yeah its really cerebreal and u proabbly wouldnt get it logically
dont care, my GRUDGE runs deeper
i feel like you really want ppl to ask what your grudge is.
i cant think of anything i have a grudge against. my dislikes are entirely impartial and perfect.
i do... but that doesnt mean i can tell anyone
>>78907705They said the same about you in 2015
>>78908044no i said the same thing abt you in 2015
>anon is 40 years oId
i should probably reduce from 2 to 1 coffee per day (pots) but i keep finishing the breakfast and dinner ones...these old crows drink nothing.
for me? 2012
>>78908100at this rate i will be president by then.
that or i will make my own dunkin donuts called ploppin punczskis. cant decide.
>>78908102>(pots)jesus
I was born in 1991 and I'm going to bed early at 930 tonight because I'm tired and old. it's a bit chilly so I'm wearing a second blanket over the comforter and top sheet. my bed is super plush and comfy. there's no TV in the bedroom though, I'm not -that- old to be watching family guy or something.
i havent watched cable tv actively at home in probably 5 years, maybe more, but i will not deny that there is a certain joy in watching it on vacations at a hotel or something
>>78908343goodnight see you in the morning, or never we will have to see if there is another thread
>>78908343youre not old lol. not even halfway done...
If you weren't born in the 2000s then you're old because too much time has passed
>>78908469age is in the spirit. im an old soul, very old, which means im the same as i was younger.
thefucking tv ads now be saying "poopstink" in ads for cat litter. this is why im leaving.
>>78908722>>78908722>>78908722gheheheheheh
