Autumnal feels edition
>>78976424All posters beneath this post aren't from great Britain
Ahem!Think I've a tummy bug or something. Had the shits all day, a sore throat and a mild feeling of nausea.
Never even touched a fanny.
Wonder if pegginglad is having his arse blown out right now.
Forgot to say thank you for the AI britfeel anime Angela Lad.
>>78976472I've had sex exactly one time and it was 14 years ago and I was too drunk to remember it.
Jessica Fletcher falling asleep and getting raped up the arse by Freddy Kreuger.
>>78976424Sorry lad, don't like this thread. Make another. Chop chop.
>>78976491That's pretty pathetic ngl mate
>>78976520no u teehee!!
>>78976515>Sorry lad, don't like this thread. Make another. Chop chop.Ugh Ummmm.
>>78976424Well done dat lad, nice image.>>78976447You sound forrin.
pretty womfy OP image i wont lie
>>78976534Wow. No need to be so rude matey. Flat out hostile that is. For shame.
dawing dawing dawing pwease!? bakaaa!
Watching wops playing infamous. Good game that. Got the platinum many years ago.
>>78976572>Flat out hostile flatten yer face out in a minute pal
>>78976601Strange change
Did an image for the lads. Maybe it'll come in useful.
>>78976601Not your pal, fren. Also, please stop being so mean...
Any of you lads having a sober 'tober? Booze is making me fat and miserable and poor and ugly
want to cuddle with HHL
>>78976622U did good pal
Helper's world will never die. Suck it wagies x
>>78976631He's just a seething faggot, lad.
Just want to rotmaxx and sleep half the day for a month or so. Need more sleep. Built for 8.5 hours.
Quite like this one as well tbqh.
>>78976661>winter themed /britfeel/ gensReminded me of when I got addicted to making AI images and it all got a bit weird
>>78976685Cannot abide live music wben I'm at the pub.
Feeling rather down tonight lads. Just cold and sad. Not allowed to put the heating on.
What do we do about Birmingham lads? It not right.
corrwheres HHLhope he preppin the steamberg express comin into sunderdland station in about 30
Suspect Ruthmong is a nonce, dont have any proof though
Who no smartphone here? Just don't see the point really.
>>78976727He's obsessed with young women on the internet. I suspect he's likely a porn addict as well. The slippery slope is a real thing for these people.
Here's a special image for Helperlad.
Shall be copping some sleepburgh now, me
>>78976732I have a smartphone so i can mastrubate to HD porn on the toilet at work
>>78976727>>78976740Specifically goes for ones that look as young as possible too. At least we can rest assured that he's probably too lazy and stupid to actually do anything to them IRL
>>78976664Helper lid. What are you up to these days? I haven't been around here for a while
Would do anything to marry a fertile Cardassian to make lots of wee sprogs with... Maybe in the next life.
>>78976727fuck off scottish lass is 23
>>78976754He has a sprog with Paige now
So sick of how the only way Tories seem to want to spiral with their virtue signalling is based on how much they love and support Israel.
>>78976776>ToriesThere's no real difference between politicians.
>>78976770Real? I might have to kill myself.
This AI lark can be quite entertaining.
>>78976744enjoy the woffee lad
>>78976751Polish lass is 23 too. What really is wrong? They're mature adults.
making my apu binge watch hallo aus berlin so he can learn german and do german qmee surveys as well as english oneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um-viN5lqeo
>>78976481Pegginglad here (assuming you mean me and not some other lad, I was the guy who posted the strapon the other day). I'm afraid not, no pegs for me tonight. Hopefully tomorrow though.
wops was only 7 when infamous came out in 2009. really makes you realise how fast time goes.
>pegging lad isnt getting peggedworst fucking timeline
>>78976754Just been womfing around. Ignore that other lid he just a twoll. I'm still pussyfree in life.
he pussyfree but he not willyfree x
corr it started lads. Lebanon just been invaded
This is my favourite one so far. That's it for the night.
Feet cold, depression getting bad again. No heating. I bet she has her heating on.
>>78976869I used to think she was quite pretty, but over the years every time I see her face it just looks hollower, gaunter, pasties and overall uglier. I'm genuinely reviled by her now.
>>78976857The Lebanese Army literally ran away when the Israelis announced they were coming. What a fucking useless army. Pointless it even existing.
>>78976869wrap your duvet around you lad. Nice cup of horlicks. It lovely
>>78976899You seen Zulu, lad?
>>78976878I think she's a very beautiful lass but compared to a year ago, she has lost that cute innocent look and just looks more mature now. I guess you cannot accept women age. She is still leagues better than most girls.
I'm quite proficient at shuffling pieces of paper
>>78976912Believe it or not I haven't even though I have Zulu memes saved. Only seen clips of it.
Lebanon is a failed state, did anyone expect anything other than an overwhelming Israeli victory?
>>78976904I don't drink hot drinks. I will wear some socks in bed. I sleep with my joggers and hoody on.
>>78976919Nah Australian crosslass is the best 1 u post nd it's not even close
Stand outside police yard in the dead of night and don't say anything when the police car pulls out and notices you.
>>78976971Too right Crossy the Aussie lass is actually hot all his other victims are average.
>>78976651Thats the plan btthat was also the plan for July August September so I guess I'll see what happens
>>78976651>tfw teetotal but still fat and miserable and poor and ugly
I always thought it was the booze making me fat but then I quit and it turns out I'm just a greedy bastard.
Hopefully I'll have the new laptop by the end of the week. It's all hands on deck.
>>78977040Did you never replace the one Amazon fucked up?
>>78977026Whenever I stop drinking for a bit I get very strong cravings for chocolate and stuff like that, don't have a sweet tooth at all when I'm drinking. Body must be missing all the sugar from the booze or something.
i might give up one of the drugs for October. ketamine i think. fucks my nose barely works now and my bladder is in pain which keeps me up, some minor leakage but the pain is the worse issue. memories more foggy.or perhaps shrooms. haven't done them in months. reckon i might give shrooms for October.
Might give up sissy hypno for lent next year.
>>78976971>>78976993She just looks like every other stacey to me.
>>78977070She's objectively very attractive, lad.
>>78977082Needs bigger glasses and less makeup so ruthmong can pretend she's still a teenager
>>78977092she's 17 lad
>NNNOOOOOO YOU CANT FIND A FULLY GROWN, DEVELOPED AND MATURE ADULT HUMAN FEMALE WHO HAS FULL BREASTS, FULLY FORMED BIRTHING HIPS AND WHO HAS ENTERED MENARCHE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE THE EARTH HAS ONLY GONE AROUND THE SUN SEVENTEEN TIMES SINCE SHE WAS BORN!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>78977051I got a voucher off them because of that but I used it to buy Black Ops 6.
>>78977070It wasn't a suggestion little lad am telling u she brutally mogs fuck out of any other girl you've ever posted also u can just tell she's a good person morally etc. When the others look like braindead zombies maybe u into that though
>>78977092Nah the glasses and natural look is so much better than trying to look perfect to me.
>>78977122What platform you on? Wanna party up when it drops?
Very normal fella, this
https://youtu.be/U05r8s2qjjw?feature=shared&t=174429:04
>>78976727He is a right wrongun.
She would find most of you lads disgusting. Ugly men are not for women.
Mate go won't see the Paul McCartney documentary film thing because he 'doesn't go out on work nights'. He works a 20k WFH job. Stupid twat.
>>78977189says the lad who finds aussie lass more attractive.
>Aged 22, he was convicted for paying a gang to throw a grenade into the house of Rabbi Bernard Braunstein>I'm a Fascist, and a Nazi, didn't you know that? If I wanted, I could pay 50 pounds to men in London to get every Jew in Brighton bumped off
>>78977198that'll barely cover the cost of a night out at Spoons these days lad... cut him some slack
DVD lad does not watch LoTR religiously every Christmas.
None of these bints will ever be at her level.
Set to inherit well over 2 million bong, probably within the next 10 years
>>78977218Worst thing of all? He has a degree and a masters from a top university. He's just an ambitionless mong. The thought of working in an office with actual people terrifies him. He's my best mate, but he's not gonna make it.
>>78977258>He has a degree and a masters from a top university
Really sad about shitskin genocide #93683847477483 better send them all my money
corr imagine the sex with a fit body like hers. lucky lad.
Women are for Chad only. Don't even bother even if you have your shit together. They'll be wanting mr perfect with all that choice on online dating apps. They won't decide on you.
>>78977329yes lad we know, you keep reminding us
>>78977226He busy celebrating Diwali.
Basically 2 the lad yday what I miss about it is basically feeling cozy nd safe nd taken care ofI kinda remember being a wean everything more colourful nd things were just interesting for no reason,,like Halloween when u actually believe in ghosts kind of feeling I played the same ps1 games forever all day never got bored of it Didn't give a fuck about the world outside my little neighbourhood, not even a little bit Even then nothing that happened there was that serious as far as U could make mistakes bt next day theyd be reset nd didnt matter. Not overthinking everythingFelt like a bit of magic in life Adult life more like economists nd insurance companies took over to squeeze any colour out of it It wasnt all like that,,not even close bt those are the parts I choose to remember
fuck it lads I'm having a fresh start october. Going to start working out again for one. Set simple todo lists for the day every morning. Cut down on internet and timewaste shit until later on in the evening. Just little habits to build on
India is the most primitive place on Earth
All non Brahmins men should be sterilised and low caste Indian women impregnated by Brahmins
two fucking days no SSM update. It not right. Watching fat andy insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKs-9R_0xy4
>>78977428Lmao don't you live at home leeching off mummy. The fuck you on about adult life so hard waaaa.
Sex. Love. It's not available for you. It never will be. Just go work all your life and buy crap to fill the void.
Might get an airfryer now that food seems to have air fryer instructions.
Women are for Chud only. Don't even bother if you have your shit together. They want a deadbeat, drunken abuser like me. Not you.
Ruthmong adding some new pictures to his repertoire lately is the most progress he has made in years, happy for him
>>78977500Zip it d*llycel we all got problems in life
It's expected you stay sane without ever having sex. Imagine only working for money. Fuck that if I'm not getting sex. No pussy no work. By not working I get my freedom compensation at least. If you think I'm ever going to work again, you are wrong. Immigrants will work for shit wages. Not me.
ruthmong having his daily meltdown i see
>>78977528Literally mostly the same temp and cooking time as a fan convection oven. They are a scam.
>>78977538very nice jokerFC there lad
>>78977568But he posted some smug pepes so he must be comfy
>>78977568Ruth is still melting down? Has this place really not evolved in any way in the last 2 years?
>>78977597True. Those silly minimum wagies working at McDonald's or Tesco don't know what they're missing!
If I'm not getting sex and being denied love, I think it's very reasonable to not contribute to society. I do not need to offer my labour to help women. That is something I will not support. Pussyless men will continue to drop out of the workforce or not even begin as the foid demands someone better, perfect and handsome. Online dating and foids thinking they deserve the best are going to create even more misogyny in the coming years. It will be getting much worse for women.
to make ruthmongs sulking posts more entertaining ive started reading them in SSMs voice
Free will ladies. Don't forget that. Consequences only come after the events.
can you not just go back to pretending that the police batter you on nightwalks? at least that was a bit funny
I can spot a ruthmong post after reading a few words and just scroll past them
>>78977707I prefer a genuine incel than some normie mong
ruthlad is the best poster here
SeasideMARK getting that SeasideHELEN pussy. If Seaside (who smells of shit and fish, some people can smell it, some people can't) can get a girlfriend why can't you?
>>78977719hes a volcel not an incel
>>78977726He's a bit of a twat though. Fair enough if he wants to have a whinge but he deliberately tries to make other lads miserable and posts way too frequently.
>>78977738When did he get a chance to have sex and rejected it?
>>78977746hes never even tried to talk to women, cant be involuntary if hes never even tried, chooses to stay home and do fuck all
>>78977745>but he deliberately tries to make other lads miserablehe doesn't though, he's just posting the truth. It's all the braggarts who actually do this. A lot of real nasty hateful lads on here.
On that Monday night wuppagrind me. Nice slow start to the week.
>>78977771Oh fuck off lad, ruthmong is the pinnacle of hateful and nasty when he's in one of his frequent bad moods. He's 50% spite 50% self-pity with nothing else going on in his brain.
>>78977771>he's just posting the truthhe posts literal fantasies lad that's what's so good about him
>>78977780He's entitled to vent. It's r9k. It's the normalfag braggarts who are the worst. Real nasty and hateful lads who love kicking down. I've never once seen ruthlad tell anyone to kys or wish them harm yet all the normgroids on here do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=degsif50VVY
>>78977734Mummy prefers 3 fingers for maximum gash pleasure
too tired for a nightdrive, might go for a little stroll instead, would be nice if they had 24/7 buses around here, riding around on buses all night would be nice
20 minutes until the start of NNO x
>>78977839you having one last fap lad
>>78977745>and posts way too frequently.Maybe you should see yourself out the door and post less frequently
>>78977780>ruthmong is the pinnacle of hateful and nastyYou're literally delusional, he laments about his unhappy life sure, but he seems a generally nice guy, never been spiteful to me anyway
Hope haleylad batters fuck out his landlord
>samefaggy slappyfight about how much of a spastic ruthmong (a spastic) isFascinating. Almost sober october de lids
>>78977843Nah lid I'm all fapped out. Wusted a few nuts last night and this morning. Need to get it out of my system before NNO.
>>78977839I go to work so you don't have to. Cheers x
>>78977865Who the fuck is haleylad de lid.
Been gymberg today, had a webab, put new sheets on my bed- going to play a little bit of vidya. I shall follow this with a bit of light reading, then it's off to beddingtonshire for me.
>>78977863Do you have brain damage de lid he's never said a nice thing in /britfeel/ once>Sex. Love. It's not available for you>She would find most of you lads disgusting. Then he switches to his other larp and goes on about chasing women on nightwalks and fantasises about getting arrested, he's a genuine fantasist.
>>78977872Cheers lid. Your taxes are paying for me new laptop this week, maybe a few takeaways too.It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it.
>Ruthmong? He seems like a really nice guy!
>>78977898kek just what i was thinking, ruthmong stops posting and all of a sudden anon jumps in to defend him
>tfw the bennies hit the bankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0
>>78977891You're on 4chan's /r9k/ board right now, does it really surprise you to find an unemployed virgin lamenting about his unhappy life? You're the misplaced individual, why not go to reddit if you prefer happy NPCs and normalfags
>>78977895>Your taxes are paying for me new laptop this week, maybe a few takeaways too.based>>78977907I defend ruthmong and I'm not him
>>78977907I can understand liking his posts or finding them funny/relatable but on no planet is the lad a "nice guy"
>>78977891>>Sex. Love. It's not available for you>>She would find most of you lads disgusting.This is just how people on r9k always posted. Directed at no one posted by a robot on a board of fellow robots. What kind of mong are you that you take this as a personal attack
Free willy lads. Waheyy. If you catch my drift(wood)
>Noooooo! You have to talk about partying in Ibiza and socialising on /r9k/
who mentioned ibiza?
>>78977865Dreading it desu, not just the mess, just don't like people being in muh existing space. Going to set the alarm for 08:00, gives me a good few hours to do something, before the dreaded inspection.
/britfeel/ and outer/r9k/ have never been the same thing you newfag bellend
Dating in your 30s is like showing up to a party hours after it started. All the good women were already snatched up by successful guys who could afford them years ago, leaving only the scraps behind. The leftovers - single mums, "party girls" with a triple digit bodycount, or women who focused solely on their careers.
Absolutely dreading going to work tomorrow and I don't know why. Just feel like I can't deal with people right now
Just back from partying in Ibiza, was fucking shit hot, ended up socialising and everything.
Wahey lads, just gone down the pub haven't I, wahey!Corr lads, had a good catch up with Josh over the water cooler at worth this lunch timeDid any of you lot catch Strictly come dancing?Stacey is coming over for a shag later, women eh lads? proper red pilled on that one! XD
>>78977771Lol we can see it's you ruthmong.
>>78977954It's different to an extent, but it's still on /r9k/. If this was supposed to be normalfag central, why would it be on /r9k/ specifically rather than another board?
>>78977931He always gives you a (you) whenever you reply to him. More than can be said for all the other blogposters.
>>78977881Lad that has dodgy bowels nd always marries Haley in stardew valley
>>78977965I assumed that post was someone else actually, won't say who though
What??!?!?!!? An incel on /r9k/ ?!?!?!? wtf lads XDAdding this to my snapchat story ahaha!
>>78977989Yeah "braggart" would be a new one for ruthmong>>78977961>>78977998>if you complain about someone hurling shit around our enclosure you must be a deano with an office jobKeep XD posting lad you're really winning the thread
there are alot of incels sulking on r9k, its a common thing, one might say its the norm, therefore i declare that being an incel is normie behaviour
>>78977989I'm not any personality although I have posted here for years
Feel bad for bullying DVDlad now hope the lad hasn't necked himself (the rope wouldn't hold cause he's so fat anyway).
>>78978007Ruthmong is fine lad, not sure why he does such a number on you.>Nooooooo! you have to be happy with life all the time and positive post! Chin up lad!
>>78978018>Feel bad for bullying DVDladi dont
You have to talk to women! You cant just stay indoors all day! XD
>>78978018You should.>>78978032You shouId
Yeah we vibing up in here tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRNyamyBOIQ
You have to pat ruthmong on the head! You have to tell him his make believe is true! Don't be a bully! XD
>>78978044What about a compromise? Stay indoors and shout at women through the window?
Hotdog time>>78978050Agreed
>>78978017Why don't you fuck back off then?
Ibiza? I barely know her!
>>78978076fuck off where? I've posted here longer than you have little lad
Ladies, ladies, we've all posted here a long time, no?
Proper zone out for a minute there. Software update vibes
>>78978109Where can I get my hands on Underage Panty Quest?
12 minutes into sober october going strong lads I'm feeling good I'm gonna make it this time
This Israel/Lebanon/Gaza war happening is fun and all but I wonder what will be the next covid-tier happening. March/April 2020 was absolute madness.
>>78978139This is it lid. In another 4 months lads from here will be conscripted to die in an Isreali shithole desert.
I reckon a huge solar flare in 2025 will be the next one. Internet going down even for a few days will cause absolute mayhem.
>>78978127Wow its really octoberI would say ive been drinking 2day nd it didnt make today any better than yesterday, probly the opposite if anything>>78978124Probly need a .onion link for that
Why don't you just date a fat girl?
>>78978139As a fellow news/happening addict I think it's madness that some people don't even consider that a happening. Personally I'd say March 2020 was more of a happening than 9/11I think post-election there will be a happening of sorts. Also Russia/Ukraine has to come to some sort of conclusion
>>78978157Israel can curbstomp the entire Middle-East without Western help de lid. It's Ukraine that Deanos are more likely to die in.
>>78978139I remember early 2020 as a cozy time desu it was more around after my nigga g floyd hit the news that it got weird,, my memory is bad though. Its weird to think there even was a year recently where every month felt different, it all blends together again now
Big floyd dawg
>>78978176If Harris wins there's a chance that Trump supporters chimpout but I reckon that any protests/riots will die down after a few days.
>>78978176>>78978173Grim picture that.>>78978190Lockdown was annoying as all the deanos and staceys were out during the day when I go on my comfy dog walks. Noticed every fucker got a dog that suspiciously disappeared after lockdown too.
It hard for the frens to stop drinking, they don't have alot going for them nowadays.
>>78978214This Fren is rotting in his own moisture. He need an Apuvention.
>>78978190George Floyd was a career criminal not some saint like the media made him out to be, it was cringe how everyone jumped on that bandwagon here even though it happened in America. Like who gives a fuck, police in America kill people all the time, black or white, doesn't matter they'll fucking shoot you for the fun of it because there's little to no accountability for them.
>>78978212Funny,, a relative stayed ours early 2020 that brought her dog nd id walk it at night listening me podcasts nd such, that was fun. Nobody else out though here. I loved going outside nd it was completely deserted. Wish it stayed like that forever desu. Felt like nobody cared that i was a loser neet anymore cause every1 was. Then slowly but surely u could feel the normies applying that pressure like nahhhhhhhh we're actually still doing all the old usual shite so lets get on with that nd my precious lockdown was eventually buried by time. NOT right.
>>78978234He jus needed mo programs
Lids here with any tech knowledge. What's the best laptop I can get for say around 700-800 quid?Has to have at least 16GB RAM and Full HD screen.
This is the 1st pic I ever saved on my phone from britfeel 9th November 2020 probly during 1 of the weird night time walks I was prone 2 that winter probably the first britfeel thread I opened on purpose
>>78978300I have a Lenovo Laptop and Tablet I think they're a decent brand.
>>78978222He spent years in the QMEE farms. Only escaped when SPACCA raided the place. An interfrention will only put him back in the Helper Shelters where they'll detox him; the weers all he enjoys now
Might have a nip down to Currys tomorrow and see what they've gone in stock. I'm not rushing into anything but ideally I'd like to secure that new lappy before the end of the week.
>>78978352Get the Delly Smelly Latitude 3440 intel i5-1345U, 16GB Ram, 512GB SSD.It Seaside Certified.
>>78978338Isn't that a Chinese brand.I don't want Xi spying on me. Just joking, I've had one before and yeah it was decent.
>>78978363I need 1TB SSD de lid.Also I said I'd never buy a Dell laptop ever again after the last one blue screened on me and I lost loads of stuff.
>>78978316It's an old image, a very good one. Brings back some good memories seeing some ye olde references.
Ngl though i was heavily on codeine for all of 2020 nd also oxycodone when i could afford it nd diazepam every day so probably anything couldve happened nd it wouldve been an ok year. I have 2 say, its nice to say that you're drug free, bt when every fucking year since youve been drug free is just pure misery and fucking boredom then U do sometimes wonder is this really a victory or a defeat
What you reckon lidshttps://www.currys.co.uk/products/acer-aspire-5-15.6-laptop-intel-core-i7-1-tb-ssd-grey-10251405.html
>>78978483>currysenjoy your "we're just confirming your order" phone call while they try and shill some shitty extended warranty
>>78978508I'll just go down and physically buy it. I prefer doing it that way in case I don't like it I can always just take it back and get a refund.
Then again this looks kushty as well but it's a grand. Have a feeling choosing this laptop won't be easy as I thought.https://www.currys.co.uk/products/asus-vivobook-s-15-oled-s5506ma-15.6-laptop-intel-core-ultra-7-1-tb-ssd-blue-10265760.html
I hate my life so fucking much. I don't get love, I've missed out on life experiences. It's too late now. I'm so mad at myself but also others.
>>78978300What do you want the laptop for? Gaming or just general use?
>>78978633General use I don't game on me laptops, no need since I have a PS5.
Ahh fuck it cba to look anymore tonight, garn grind some Fortnite now. I'll pick up the search again tomorrow. Like I said, there's no rushington.
Do you know Corinthians 13?
>>78978858Is that some bible nonsense?
>>78976857And that means even more Muslims will be coming to Britain. Wonderful.
HHL never getting sex.
Letby is innocent.
>>78978864Yes>>78978934Verily
>>78978928No Wussy, No Work.
decent little night drive that was, must have been freshers week at the uni a couple of towns over, dirty little slags out everywhere
>>78979000Halloween coming up soon. You know what that means. Lots of slags in sexy costumes.
Got n64 goldeneye on me telly. Had to tweak controls a bit . Maybe another hotdog b4 bed
All girls are slags, simple as
>>78979106wish they'd slag it up with me every now and again
Quite tired now, beddingtons calls my name and I shall answer.
>>78979093haha broke bitch
this just came up in my recommended kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Df7N4AUz8I
Finish this can since its open then i leave the rest in the fridge. Sober October coming on strong 2moz
>>78978627Same. Time to go.
Pretty comfy day overall bt moving on 2 fresh start
Might not even bother finishing it desu
Ye am finking bed
me scuttling around in an empty page 6 thread
Got a fucking bad cold again. Every swallow is like knives. This is NOT womfy.
>>78980493swallowing too much semen will do that to you so im told
>>78980509ya mums pussy semen aka PISS in my THROAT GRRRNRNRNRLLLLLLL
sad to think some of yous have failed N*O already.
>>78980774Sad to think some of yous actually do NNO
Gonna have a beer and a nice wank soon as I get up.
i'm doing No Seethe Octoberi am NOT seething not even right now
>>78980809Im already up but i have to go to work soon
Appointmentshire in less than 10 is it not Unemployed skitzoid boomeroid placing his turd bags in me bin as well still Just gonna start putting them in some hidden corner in his basement next time around, what goes around comes around bitch
DPD better deliver my phone today. My number is due to transfer today and I'm expecting a business call from China.
>kerry david>first black woman>she's literally whitenigger on easy mode lmao
>>78981132meant Kerry Davisapparently England's first black women's international playerbro she's white lmao
this is a black woman don't you dare say otherwise
Brekkie o' clock for me my leedingshires
>>78981281>>78981009Shute the FUCK up
Good brekkie this wasGucci, even
Stinky useless NEETs
Just read the update about SSM on the SSA discord. Hope he's doing ok.
good morning saars I must do the needful and redeem the dvd from cex saars thank you very much
They've gone into lebanon now haven't theyAnd so the WW3 kino of our time begins
>>78981501*nothing happens*There will be no WW3. Well, never say never, I should say I think it's extremely unlikely for there to be a WW3.We'll get some gopro kino for sure, but WW3? Nah. Who would fight it? Why? With what forces and equipment?
You niggas have no IDEA about the womf about to unfold on this side of the screen
No woman will ever love you enough to want to marry you.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8690n48q98t
World war is... Le bad?
WMBFlads... We won...
>Kay Burley asks Tory leadership candidate Tom Tugendhat if he agrees with Robert Jenrick that the Star of David should be displayed at ports of entry to show the UK is supportive of Jewish people and Israel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKrin-8u4Jg
>4chins birthday>skelies not far offOoo, april fools will be soon. I loved it this year, the stock exchange idea was brilliant. The infected prank during covid was also fun. Wonder if we'll have a war flavoured event next year?
>>78981501Bring it on, I just want the world to end at this point. The future is going to be so miserable. Demographic replacement and our elites enslaving us in some techno-feudalist nightmare, fuck that.
>>78981644A Star of David, a few massive banners with eliminated terrorists and a cross through them, then a huge mirror next to it saying 'You next?'.Might be the deterrent we need.
getting married in december me
Morning morning morning all good lads. Hope you have a boss day! Shout out to the comfy night lads, sleep well!
He's on the good shit isn't he
>>78981699Pretty noncey pic that
Wiping the condensation off my laptop screen.
Fresh WW3 faction roster just droppedGet your bets in fellas. Based on how hard the arabs have failed so far, my money is on the moneylenders (pun intended heh)
>>78981711Or he's just instantly fallen in love?
Work is boring as all hell. Tried to see how long it last without going on my cellular portable communication device. Didn't even last 2 hours. Praying for something exciting to happen
>>78981644It's beyond parody at this point. Our political elites are just laughing at us, they're spelling it out to us that we're run by the Jews but they know there is nothing we can do about it.
>>78981730Throw your phone out of the window. Bet that would be exciting going down to see if it broke.
>>78981736I work outside lmao. Too guitarded for an office job. Write tickets for cars. Best I can do is on the ground.
Who the fuck writes this garbage?
>>78981747>garbagemurricans?
>>78981730work would be tolerable if there were rewards. men can't even get pussy these days so you don't even get that to look forward to after a long, boring week. there's no way I could work just for the sake of working. I'd never be able to fuck, never go on holiday or progress with low wages. It really is insane how some men just accept this.
War is a horrid thing, but also undoubtedly quite kino at the same timeWithout this awesome (in an ambivalent sense) organization of martial violence humans have come up with called warfare, humanity would not be where it sits at today and would still get dabbed on in some rando caves by sabre tooth tigers and other apex predatorsYet this capacity for waging war also turns on its master all the time, to the point where it may lead to man's final undoing. The duality of man is it not
*informs the apus that former us president jimmy carter has turned 100*
>>78981777Chcked.Nicedigits.
So many thick girls going to university. It's like they have to do it even if their degree is going to be useless and/or irrelevant to the role. The fact that even a basic office job these days has to use a degree as a filter for the amount of applicants disgusts me.
>bathroomCleaned>bedroom1/2 cleaned>spare room...>front room...>kitchen...Just over 4 hours to go until inspection time.Taking a quick break, due to tummy ache.
>Mfw someone tells me war is le bad
Can already tell we're going to have a horrible winter. Already cold and wet as fuck and it's only the 1st of October.
>>78981819wear a jacket and get a gripsimple as
>>78981819Didn't fecking stop yesterday and that was only September.
University is a scam lads. Just a debt trap designed to lure females and destabilise men from working anything other than shit jobs that women would never do. It's not about learning anymore. It's about having a free pass to get a once no degree job that wouldn't break your back.
Not many know this but Ruthmong actually went to uni
>Israel is fighting lebanon!
The UK government knows too well many British men are simply not going to work anymore. Why do you think we accept so many of these illegals? They are willing to be slaves for unlivable wages. Enjoy the rapes I suppose.
While Chad gets drafted, i get to spaff at the womfy wapucave.
me? got a phd from the university of life hahahaha xxx
>that stuff makes me feel waiting for a train>feel into the city>feel today>happy today
>>78981848No it's a scam and is designed to only take internationals (more money) and women.
Feel devoid of energy today, went to the doctors for a bloodtest/stool sample hand in and the nurse who did it was fit. Just tired and energy deprived, might be vitamin D given the weather, probs get some vit d tablets
>1st October 2024https://youtu.be/Pvv-hrcIgCI
Kek looks like goolag shitcanned that "war is le good" video some other anon did a while backProbably saved it even but can't find it right now
seasideMARK Tuesday Morning lip updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqcJkjcfj8o
>>78981865A PhD in deanology, no doubt
>>78981865What does deano think about before he goes to sleep at night
NOO. No Orgasm October.
wops is only at 2k subs. she really would get more if she put some fucking effort into her appearance.
>Edit 11: Holy sh*tstorm! Can you freaking believe it?! 50 upvotes, folks! This is the stuff of Reddit legend! Massive shoutout to the dream team - u/elonhater, u/eggpopper, and u/ipunchnazis - for slinging us straight to the top! You're the true MVPs! And a special shoutout to u/atheistultra for joining the party and cranking the hype up to 11!>Edit 12: Alright, fellow Redditors, I'm strapping into my Smash Ultimate battle chair to kick some digital butt and take some virtual names. But before I dive in, can we aim for 60 upvotes? I'm talking about reaching the front page and slapping the Internet's face with our awesomeness! Let's make those upvote arrows rain like a freakin' monsoon!>Edit 13: Hold onto your keyboards, my fellow Internet denizens! We freakin' did it! 60 upvotes, baby! This is like discovering the ultimate cheat code in the game of Reddit! Massive thanks to u/antiworkpro for hopping on the karma train and helping us rocket through this epic milestone. You're all absolute legends!
>>78981909Maybe she doesn't care? Seems only THOTs and THOT orbiters care about looks.
>>78981918She should care. Probably autism holding her back. She said she isn't good socially when someone online noticed her irl at McDonald's.
>she should care because I, a boxroom dwelling NEET virgin, say soladdy..
>>78981893TWO HOUR Seasidemark
State of some women's biology these days. Definitely them generational microplastics.
Whats your excuse then Ruthmong?
>that's right incel
>>78981930I'm just looking out for her. She would gain more confidence by dressing better. Spend some of that money on some decent clothes instead of giving it all to CeX on payday.
>>78981893Downloading it now so I can watch it before bed tonight. Can't wait.. blanket on, cuppa tea, SSM on the tele. Get in there.
Chubby girl weren't at CEX. Coffee shop. Gym. No interaction with anyone except staff serving me in shop. Back home now. Alone.
>>78981939Brother and sister most likely like baiting online losers.
>>78981939>>78981963That girl is a troon btw
She won't get a promotion at Home Bargains unless she takes better care of herself. No one wants to be managed by a scruffy slob.
Almost got served at CEX by the BBW but there was some pajeet cunt in front of me asking dumb questions taking too long, so I ended up with some guy instead who came over to serve me.
I have tripped and anoned and personalitied with the best of them. I can tell you that to be nobody is best.
Been invited to my mate from school's stagHardly been outside for 10 years and I've got to go down Manchester with deano and the ladsMuch spaghetti will be dropped. Going for pints this weekend to try and practice not being autistic
>>78981976even better desu
It's over bros...https://youtu.be/OPlK5HwFxcw
>>78981985Good luck lad. Hopefully you manage to pull a girl and get a shag out of it.
>>78981987I'd love to be seduced by a sexy tranny with a big thick cock. Cocks are way sexier than fannies.
>>78981997>Cocks are way sexier than fannies.Not for non gays.
>>78981997>I'd love to be seduced by a sexy tranny with a big thick cock
>>78981996Am engaged lod. Only concern is trying not to get robbed by bames or bummed in an alley.
>>78981938Real lush lass she is, isn't she
>>78981938absolutely no arse whatsoever
>>78982008Seems basic and boring to me.
Hafta head out in just over 3 againckin ellReally need to expel this turdington before that
>>78976472It's squishy and stinks of fish. Might as well stick your finger in an overcooked fish supper.
Bedroom is now 2/3 cleaned, \o/. Front room has been wiped, CBA with the rest.Spare room and kitchen next.Just taking a quick break to sing at the cat.
>>78982041>spare roomalri richlad
Lushington's where the womf is
>>78982044You can buy it off me if you want, very spacious (if you're smol), not lots of damp, lots of my items in there for you to talk to when get bored.Shall I start to draw up the contract?
Ruth will be cuddling up to Jermaine tonight to keep warm
The turdington has been dropped inna sink
Umbrellas are for benders
>>78982076Nope, they're for rain.
>>78981981Hopefully she gets a better job soon. At least it's not the grim warehouse.
>couldn't send sms, try again in one hourno fuck you whatsapp
That zesty frog been on my mind, no cap
>>78982008Not as lush and comfy as wops.>>78982012I know, you may as well be gay liking that.
Hope we get covid style lockdowns soon again
>>78982147>Anon, I hate to have to bring this up but Deano saw over your shoulder that your phone is full of pictures of some random teenage girl doing things in her room. Who is this girl and why do you have dozens of grainy candid pictures of her?
10 per cent of this country are underclass (healthy, working age but not looking for work, plus homeless people). They think branding me makes me feel guilty. I do not care. You can't make me slave in a job I'll hate.
want prettyy girl to care about meshe is kind and intelligent toobut no one doesnot even myself
>chubby goth girl also works in my CeX
>>78982178Unless you look like this, she just isn't interested. Sorry buddy.
>>78982178They all have a chubby goth girlTell ya hwat though HMV had the best chubby goth girls.Ken that 2009 paramore era before they found out about haircare and proper makeup.
She goes to the gym multiple times a week as she probably hates her skinny, curveless body. What matters is she feels confident in her own body and doesn't need to impress anyone but herself.
Wish I was psychic like you lads.
>>78982189She needs to impress her bf
Wagies may have holidays and girlfriends but at least I don't have to work 8+ hours a day, 5 days a week. That's not good mentally for me especially if I'm not getting love.
>>78982178Every cex has a chubby goth girl lad.
im really depressed>>78982204yeah samelife aint worth livin on your own
Morning lids, just got up. Might go spoons for a trekkie brekkie. Need to get that new bedding as well. Wooty on tonight so will be having a few wokkles. Busy day for me.It Tuesday x
>>78982204Some structure would do you good
I don't need a smartphone. My parents never needed one. Why should I be required to pay 50 quid a month for something I'll barely use? You should be able to get a job with just a laptop.
>>78982213Garn cex or ebay and get some shitey android burner with a payg sim. 50 quid max
>>78982211>Need to get that new bedding as wellDid you shit the bed again?
>>78982207This is what wagies fail to understand. They think we're just doing it to be lazy. Some of us can't get girlfriends, can't travel (no passport countersignatures which require knowing people outside of your family, which I do not) and most importantly can't climb out of low paid, dead end wagie work. People choose not work for their own sanity.
Bum sex with Ruth & Laura
>>78982211You've made a seething wagie very jealous w this post.Hope one day to ascend to spoons brekkie on a tuesday
>>78982217Don't want some insecure cheapo android that probably wouldn't run any latest apps like online banking.
tempted to rub one out quickly before i go to work
>>78982221You're in no way incapable of making friends or getting a good job. You would just prefer to sit alone rotting in your boxroom because it's the easier option.
>>78982229Point out the 'seething wagie' de lid
Oh yeah, love me some unneeded anxiety poo's. 3 times so far today, with 3 and 1 half hours worth of waiting till the anxiety passes.>>78982222Checkem'd
Go out on night walks with two or three mobile phones and attract the attention of the PoLICE.
>>78982239It me lad. I am the wagie
>>78982211Me? Staying sober until halloween
>>78982212Going to work and coming home to parents every day for years would not be structure. It would be worse than being a NEET.
I work 7 hours a day and have a passport
>>78982259You sound a lot like me
Sod it, I've decided the front room is clean enough for me.Smashing the tasks out today. I work better under pressure.Spare room, kitchen, last 1/3 of bedroom, and need to sweep the landing and stairs (due to broken vacuum).Think I'll open a beer (re-open as I opened one and didn't drink any so put it back in the fridge) at 13:20.
>>78982055No she does not even like most lads anymore. She's much more focused on other, more important matters.
Flat lager sitting among the cauliflower
>>78982236No it is for the reasons I've stated. Not getting a passport made me give up mostly.
>>78982285Most shutins just ask their GP to signRefuse to believe there's not a single person you could ask.There'll be lads in this thread with important enough jobs to sign
I'm a legal barrister I could sign Ruthmongs passport
New deano phone being delivered in an hour. I'm sure the novelty of having a flip phone will last. Getting that Motorola Razr 50 Ultra. Claiming those FREE Moto Buds.
>>78982292GPs don't do that anymore. It's not personal like the old days. They are meant to know you for over two years too. No one in this thread knows me.
>>78982201I'm sure her bf would still love her even if some 10/10 stacy came along and threw herself all over him.
>>78982306>900 quid phoneVery nice de lid
i wouldnt help ruthmong, in fact i want him to be miserable
>buying a motorola in 2024
>>78982326Same desu. I cannot stand that cunt.
anyone ever successfully got a girl to facesit them and fart on their face?
I'm unhygienic because I'm depressed. Not because I'm lazy.
>>78982339>I'm unhygienic because I'm depressed. Not because I'm lazy.fascinating
>>78982339You're depressed because you're lazy.
>>78982339people who havent been depressed dont know what its like and will always just think youre lazytheyll say shit like "just open a window and get some light, or go for a walk somewhere nice :) " at best
There are four types of sensations during sex. Friction, wetness, heat, and pressure. Having that sheath there precludes the possibility of feeling friction, there's no wetness inside the condom, and you'll feel almost no heat at all if you're lucky. Why would you want that?
SSM has better hygiene than Ruthmong
>>78982352My favourite: "Go join a running or board game club." Pathetic. Or go volunteer aka slave without pay.
SSM in weathersoons againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyqyTgDCXA
Business idea: Durex invisi, non existent for his pleasure.
>>78982367>SSM in weathersoons again>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyqyTgDCXAfascinating
>>78982366I did volunteer at a museum, and a charity shop for a year and a half. Got nothing out of it. Museum was just sitting on a computer on my own in a corner of the room ignored by the staff, even though it's part of their job to make volunteers feel welcome. Shop was same but at the till, selling crap to retards some of whom treat me like shit for no reason.No running clubs but there is a park run I went to on the advice of a therapist. Nothing there. No one talks to anyone they didn't come with.
>>78982380He having a cuppa no alcohol
>>78982330The Razr Series is pretty good. Better than the Samsung Flips.
>>78982365SSM stinks worse than me I reckon.
Today's wunch inBridie a bit on the squishy side but still lush x
Washing daily is such a waste of time.
Wet fartingtonts escaping me arse, enriching the air with odorous fumes
>>78982433I only shower like once every three days unless I've been sweating loads. Quick wash at the sink if I feel it's necessary.
>>78982426double crisps, double biscuit
>>78982433i actually enjoy the act, feels good man
seasideMARK has traded in his stuff to CEX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK1m1DBz0aY
>>78982426>pickled onionabsolutely based lad, the best flavour dare I say it next to wore chester sauce
Soon be winter
>>78982465lovely cash injection for the storage heaters>>78982455
Ruthmong how often do your parents wash themselves?
Murder on the Orient Express wasn't for him
>>78982459Tomato ketchup for me but they never have them in multipacks the fuckers
>>78982357Always felt this was blown out of proportionSure it's better without it, but if you can't get your end away with a johnson you've either gripped all the sensation out your chap or your missus has a cave entrance
>>78982484Daily. Creates a lot of condensation too this time of the year.
The breadshire image limit hath been reached
Still torn on who to vote for in the personality poll this year
I shower in the morning before work.
Tesco Finest White Sourdough Loaf>>78982544
>>78982509In NI Tayto used to do a special edition Ulster Fry flavour of crisps. You would have loved them. Similar to ketchup.Anyone remember the black BBQ Walkers?
Might buy a new laptop too desu, current one is from 2019
>>78982593That's not that old de lid. If it still works. Unless you want better specs for something in particular of courshe.
Think I have Strep, lads. My tongue has a disgusting chalky film on it and my throat is killing me.
Why do I keep coming back here? Most of you are retards and you cannot discuss anything interesting. It's pathetic.
