/britfeel/: Class 43 HST edition
he try going gay in the 90's, but it wasn't for him
Have a lot of time to kill today
SSM prefer his men 4x bigger
Everything wrong with this world is when females make money for just being pretty.
reckon israel should just keep going and take all of lebanon desu
He get herpes from sucking willies back on the nineties. He didn't ask to be born gay. He'd get called Crusty Fish Lips back when he was training to be a masseuse. It followed him all his life.
>>78982611She's now at nearly 2000 on there. She'd be making even more money now but changed the setting to hide the income.
>>78982624dont follow people who hide thatshows they think very little of their audience
So the world goes round and roundWith all you ever knewThey say the sky high aboveIs Caribbean blue
CASH INJJECTIONhttps://youtu.be/CK1m1DBz0aYCASH INJECTION
Garn drive to that spoons later for dinner SSM style
>>78982611I'm assuming the appeal of 'ASMR' stuff is some combination of the creator's chebs and the parasocial aspect of seeing someone you'll never meet do everyday tasks?Never understood that stuffIs it like the zoomer equivalent of catching the weather forecast just to hear her talk and ogle her tits?
Just took a crap didn't i
>>78982635its all parasocial ethottery
>>78982544I bring you a gift from across the ocean.
>>78982628They hide it because they are ashamed of how easy sad men aka "simps" are manipulated into supporting them financially. Imagine being a grown man over 20 throwing money at teenage girls. Sad.
He only got 8 items now but he get a brand new camera (plus spare batteries) this weekSo he's doing alright there my leed
>BBC!>Pussyfree!>I'm a limpdick white sissy!
I get the newest iPhone every year. Why? Because I can afford it.
>>78982611Bit expensive ain't it. I would never resort to being a paypig
>>78982669That doesn't really sound like a convincing reason, but okay lad, you do you with your imaginary money.
>>78982656well he needs a new night vision lens for the dark nights doesn't he?
>>78982639Would these cunts not rather sign up for a girl that actually gets them out for the money?Do they prefer people cutting fruit and unboxing stuff and shit?
Laura probably gets the newest iPhone every year too
This might be his last winter.He can't afford to keep storage heater on.This how Britain's most disabled people are treated. You can judge a society by how it treats its weakest members and this is just sickening. There'll be UN investigation when TMAU sufferers die in their homes.
>>78982635Yeah it is the parasocial aspect. They talk about their predictable day to day activities like gym, yoga, buying more landfill crap and going on weekend holidays every month. People find that interesting but only when the girl isn't ugly.I may be a bit crazy but I am not deluded enough to think these bints care about anyone but themselves.
For me? It's pee
I have achieved absolutely nothing whatsoever at work todayMy payroll bill since sitting down to post on 4chin has exceeded 50 quid. I have ignored six phone calls and countingNeets will never know the pleasure of stealing company time.
Doesn't matter if you think you have a shot, everyone is who they are when they hit 25, their body just gets worse over time.People don't change. They CAN'T change. Even the idea is an absurd joke on its face.
>>78982697Someone, probably a male stole it from her and she had to get a new one. I hope she locked it down.
ONCE AGAIN I'M SAT REFRESHING AN OLD THREAD THINKING WOW IT'S SLOW TODAY
>>78982703Fucking hell that's tragic, really
Never understood American obsession with iPhone over Android. They are objectively inferior phones. Cult of personality, innit?
>>78982688That doesn't happen anymore unless you want to pay for a very expensive escort. All the girls now are doing onlyfans or asmr.
>>78982688More of a 'girlfriend experience' if they are SFW rather than a standard pornwhore.
>>78982641Looks like England still mate.
>she told me take an occupation or you lose your mind>and on a nine to five lemon, looking for the lime
idk why Peach likes Mario so much
Ruthmong stole Laura's phone
Belle Delphine is a millionaire in the three figures. Her Louis Theroux podcast was interesting. She lives out in the country in a massive mansion somewhere. She has major daddy issues from her authoritarian South African dad. I suppose she only does scenes with her BF which isn't too bad. She all bud admits she doesn't converse with all her whales personally. She compares herself to the grift of Andrew Tate.
>>78982762He has BME (Big Mustache Energy). He also has a hookup for mushrooms and has a bull (Donkey Kong) for her at any moment.
>>78982768She did a threesome with her bf and Mia Malkova, but Mia Malkova didn't touch the bf. Probably agreed beforehand there wouldn't be any contact between the two of them for some reason. Wonder why? Mia literally fucks smelly niggers on film for money.
>>78982673Same. These asmr bints are getting greedy and putting mid roll adverts in their videos more often (defeating the purpose of asmr). I've lost a lot of respect for many. They simply do not care. It's all about making money easily.
wish i was a girl so i could get easy money from retarded moids
>>78982740It's tragic my kind (men) willingly give money to women over the internet and wonder why they can't get laid.
THOTism is just a business model, why would any business care about you?, they only care about your money.
ruthmong will always struggle to attract a female as an unhygienic NEET
>>78982765Extracting all the data buckets and fapping to all the nudes with the forensic GNU/Linux software. Lush.
what do girls farts smell like?
I will never entertain a single American again that thinks they can talk shite about our cuisine after watching this...Absolutely disgusting...
Imagine leaving the option to allow access to icloud on a computer. I hope you ifags have disabled that.
>>78982823Same really but more fishy as it is close to their wussy.
>>78982823They're bad, as they have to hold them in all day to keep up the pretence that girls don't fart. That's really why they bleed each month, the rancid smell rots their fannies.
Just think I could go outside now and change a girl's life for the worse. Luckily I'm not a psycho kek.
>>78982856They get the discharge randomly too. They are more unhygienic than men down there. Nasty fucking foids think men are dirty.
Women want Chad's sperm.
Women want Ruthmong's sperm.
>>78982880they want chads everythingcant get a girl to look at memeanwhile if chad walked up to random woman and said "hey wanna eat some of my shit for breakfast?" theyd do iteven if you get a gf, you could lose her to any chad at any momentif he wants her, hell have her from you instantly
corr imagine if data just wouldn't randomly corrupt after a while. that's a lot of high quality porn in your pocket.
Tempted to get the ASUS ROG Strix G16. Thoughts?https://www.amazon.co.uk/ASUS-Display-i9-14900HX-GeForce-Keyboard/dp/B0D6P7CJZZ
HHL with her carer looking at laptops in Currys.
>>78982880>>78982888My sperm probably much better as I don't drink alcohol or smoke.
>>78982940Sperm quality yes, genes however not so much.
>>78982923Got me mrs the old version of this one for her birthday a couple of years agoIt gets absolutely roasting hot when gaming and wheezes like fuck but doesn't seem to throttle itself too badlyDecent as gaming laptops go
>>78982611I make money more or less for just being intelligent. What's the difference?
Little spacker sperms gleaming like a Flash advert
Tempted to get one of these, desu.*walks to the fridge*
Does basically everyone secretly pick their nose and enjoy the smell of their own farts? Feel like it's true but we aren't supposed to say so.
>>78982948That's a good net contribution to society. Being pretty does nothing the country. You think your shit just goe in a hole and that's the end of it? Without men, the world would turn to literal shit.
>>78982966Disgusting.Estrella is the only drinkable spanish lager and even that's a stretch.Beer is best left to Germans and Italians
Just finished the 2 hour 30 minute seasideMARK tuesday morning update
not gay but i wanna suck a thick tranny schlong
>>78982986>Beer is best left to Germans and ItaliansI do agree, but it is what I have.Tried a nice German beer called spatan recently, that was very nice.
>>78982947>It gets absolutely roasting hot when gaming and wheezes like fuckis that good or bad?
>>78982994Bad. Could buy it then buy some blue LED's for the cooling effect. Lower FPS though.
>>78982990It does sound quite gay.
>>78982994It's neither. All laptops with GPUs get hot, was just warning you that the rog is no exception
>>78983001>sucking on a big fat cock and swallowing a big fresh creamy load of cum is "gay"not if the cock is a girls cock
>>78982983Without women, men would have no reason to work. Isn't that your whole philosophy? No pussy, no work? That means that, according to you, women can take just as much credit for everything men do.
>>78982923All that RGB and s makes it look like a laptop for teenagers
>>78983010So why mention gay? If it was not gay, you would have just said you want to suck a tranners cock, but because it is inherently gay, you had to claim to be not gay, whilst wanting to do something gay.
>>78983027Can hardly avoid that shit nowadays. At least there is a hotkey to toggle them all off.
Cold nights are on the way
>>78983033>trannersonly people i ever heard refer to trannies that way, were trannies themselvescan i suck your cock btw
>>78983041How new are you?Also, no because unlike you, I am not gay.
Ruth & black gents
>>78983027The HP Omen is a much classier looking gaming-spec laptop. Thinking about getting the 17" one at some point
Useless fucking rozzers failed to intimidate.https://youtu.be/dcuRO39pJHI
Ruthmong should donate sperm imo
>>78983111>imoIn my (your) orifice?
>>78983111They wouldn't take it. You need a master's degree to donate sperm.
You need a master baiters degree, moar like.
>War is... actually le kino?!
If you don't like BG3 then I don't like you. Simple as that.
Had a shit haven't IGot poo on my finger wipingWish we had bidets here now I'm going to smell like faeces til I can get a shower
Listening to the Pakidemic Agent
Always worried staff at CEX will catch on, from how often I buy new games, that I'm one of those guys that buys more games than they can play, and has a big collection that's mostly unplayed. Probably gossip about me.
>>78983194are you the one whos trying to chat up the chubby girl who works there?
still having a massive clean up of my flat (been underway for over a week now) and im becoming addicted to throwing things away, all the shelves are bare and everything, i dont mean food, etc, i just mean everything that isnt essential, its actually a very therapeutic feeling
>>78983184I really don't get what people see in him. He can barely even talk coherently.
>>78983243I need to do that. Have a, what do I need and what do I want session.
>"Kino..." the apu muttered to himself, as the blastwave closed in on him. One last kinographic indulgence, then it would all be ogre for him.
Okay seriously, what the fuck is wrong with e-simps. I genuinely do not understand their mentality. I can understand a lot of deviance in the sense that I can see what someone might be getting out of it, even if I don't agree with it myself, but LITERALLY what do they get out of this shit?Is it true that they're basically all just indian men?
>>78983291had to explain to my mum what a simp was the other week and she just said "you dont do that, do you?" luckily i dont>Is it true that they're basically all just indian men?this wouldnt surprise me at all desu, all that scam money has to end up somewhere
Balding nonce
>>78983291My understanding is that where some men develop a cuck fetish in response to their feelings of sexual or general inadequacy, others develop a similar fetish for giving their money in large quantities to women who are open about disrespecting them in turn.Findom init.It's sad, but I don't hate the thots for exploiting it. Someone's got to.
Ask HHL to explain it, he is into it, no?
>>78983224No. Of course not. Don't be silly.
>>78983291>>78983313It's not all Findom. A lot of it is just lonely guys with a parasocial relationship and a ton of money.Despite what /r9k/ would have you believe, having a lot of money doesn't guarantee you'll find a woman who wants to be with you.
If I'm giving money to a woman, it's in exchange for her shagging my arse with a strapon. Otherwise, it's just a waste and I look down on any man who just gives away their money for nothing to some girl he's never met.
>>78983303Thankfully my parents are dead so I don't have to explain modern shite to them.>>78983313But it's not findom. It's quite literally 'not even findom', it's just straight up giving money to a woman who doesn't even acknowledge you. But again it's not like some kind of kink where the 'point' is she doesn't acknowledge them, THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP DO NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THEM. >>78983328Do they have a lot of money though? I think that's unlikely. What's more likely is that there are simply loads of them. Which is its own problem tbf.
>>78983328I don't see the difference in principle.If you've been good enough at life to generate the cash in the first place, you must have the self-awareness to realise that it's all make-believe.
too many pakis in here ima head out
>>78983338>Do they have a lot of money though?Some of them definitely do yeah. A lot of these streamers will get individual donations of thousands of dollars.
>>78983357Youre white? Post hand
House inspection done.Time for alcohol, 2 sausage butties, and to try and source some droogs.
dont think im gonna last a day into NNO desu, things arent looking good
>>78983412Did you bust a nut?
>>78983424not yet but a nut busting seems almost inevitable at this point, possibly multiple bustings
HHL and Footlad are the type of pathetic worms that support e-thots
Needed to piss but then decided to jerk off instead. After jerking off then I pissed and shidded. But now I've got this horrible feeling where it feels like I really need to piss but I have an empty bladder. Why?
Brown Blu-ray enthusiast
I'm quite the kinoteur meself
What an obsessed faggot.
Anyone else doing Locktober? Gotta keep your sissy clit caged up, and no diddling yourself for an entire month.
>>78983554>Anyone else doing Locktober?Yep, front and backdoor locked, it's window access only for me de lid.
hour 15 of no blink october, i have no more tears left to cry
>>78983573What if you accidentally blinked while you were asleep?
>>78983580thats why im combining it with nosleeptober lad, always thinking ahead
Arbs doing frocktober
>>78983594Arfrocky?
Obsessed, or rent-free as some might call it
This NPC October bollocks is pretty funny once everyone decides its complete shit and they don't want to do it anymore THEN you start taking the piss out of them for having no will power
>You're taking the fun out of everything>You're making me run, when I don't wanna think>You're taking the fun out of everything>I don't wanna think at all
seasideMARK scaffolding updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAJpv7zkiWE
>>78983668no poo october is very close to my heart, i lasted 19 days before i was hospitalised last year
It's mainly whites that do movember (grow a moustache), why don't muslims do goateeid?
160 pounds for him. Better than the wagies keeping it
>>78983694But where does SSM get his money from?
>>78983704Its pretty simple anon>Bennies payout>he buys some gadget at lets say 200>cant work it>sells it for 160>waves it around on camera like hes won the lottery>rinse >repeat
>>78983723Fuck man if this were a william hill or the spoons he'd have been barred for his own good.All this so the deanos at cex's head office get to have massage seats on their 2022 BMW X3 m-performance diesel
>rt.com/india/605030-indian-court-gods-politics/>Oh noes, not muh animal produce!These fuckers all suffer from severe malnutrition due to their religiously inspired vegantardery, i'm convinced this forms at least part of the reason they run into slowly moving trains all the damn time (slowed reaction time and all, along with generally lower IQ). You're basically not allowed to eat anything that comes from an animal in most/many of these dharmic religions because it's le bad for le karma, these rules are more extreme than the ones found in mohammedanism actually
Corr, all these big posts. can you do a TMPRS;DR please?
>>78983694Lovely picture to wind up the wagies
thinking about buying gold or silver, any of you cunts ever bought gold or silver?
>>78983723We really need a Louis Theroux style documentary on SSM
Heading out soonish aren't i
>>78983820it been made>Mark had just returned from another trip to CEX, without his new gopro that he had waited 2 weeks to have delivered. In the time that we had spent together, this was his 4th trip and I wondered whether he understood what he was doing
Another day of gooning alone in your room king?
>>78983893No one should be gooning. It's Locktober.
>>78983893not me, doing no goon october
gonna play some crazy taxi i think
>>78983184Never hyurd of him
Sloptober. Don't eat anything healthy.
For me? It's Cocktober. A different willy every night and that is LUSH,
Luvs. Check out my game shelf. What do you think Chubby CEX Girl will think if I ever get her round here? Maybe I should get Sims or something more fembrained that she might appreciate.
>>78983948good idea lad, sims or one of the cutie farming games they they love so much, animal crossing possibly
Quite the sisyphean endeavour is it not
Chocktober
Could get yourself a bbw girlfriend for free but instead you have no shoes.
6 days off beer lasted 3 hours lelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_nj1uVw-8
His lebanon trip has been cancelled. Helen in tears
>>78984005>seasideMAR
I enjoy drinking, nothing wrong with that imo
>just drink everyday mate if it makes you happy. so i would say YES to wetherspoons That's his 'fan' Dedfox wanting Mark to drink himself to death
>>78984065So? Life is about having a good time not how lives the longest
>>78984072Dunno if you've ever seen someone die from alcoholic liver disease but it doesn't look like a good time to me.
>>78984065SeasideMARK didn't wish to be born mate. Alcohol and sausage buppies and music all he got.
>>78984079Dunno if you've heard but actually every day we above ground is a great day
Phwoar. This new Razr 50 ultra is top notch de lids.
>>78984100SSM needs one of those
>>78984129SSM can't afford one
>>78984129>>78984148I got for 35 quid a month on iD mobile with 500gb of data. End up more or less just paying off the device over two years. I've never bought a phone outright, just always did a contract out of habit.12gb of ram is a nice improvement over my previous phone's 6gb.
Had a mixed grill at spoons, got meself some new bedding for the winter and some new pyjamas now having some R&R as I'm knackered. Will be having a few wuds later.
>>78984100Still got that S22 me. Apparently my current contract allows me to upgrade to the S24 Ultra but I don't think I need it.
>>78984329Love mixed grill but from proper turkish places with real grill using real wood
>>78984329Proper happening tonight lad. Iran sending missiles to Israel
Israel? More like is it over yet? LMAO.
It was nice knowing you BNWOlad
>>78984353Corr good thing I've got plenty of wooze in. Hopefully there'll be some good livestreams.
so wait whats happening? the moneylenders are attacking lebanon and now iran is attacking the moneylenders?
this is the BNWO final solutionstart ww3whites go die in iteurope is flooded with refugees
>Iran expected to launch over 1,000 missiles and drones at Israel tonight>Putin been holed up at the Kremlin in emergency meetings all dayCorr maybe this is something after all
gobsmacked, it all his fault
ISIS style attack in Tel Aviv, looks like a lot of people are dead.https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1841150407533363275?t=-7qI0TIoQBiKLHDJNzWfUA
might have a little wankington to some jav
Addicted to lotus biscoffs lads. Please send help.
>>78984440Remember the last time they launched a thousand missiles? And how 99% of them were shot down miles from their targets, and then the remaining few smashed some windows? Cooorrrr yeah wow, what a terrifying retaliation.Look, people need to stop coping. Israel is basically just winning on every front except public opinion, aka they're winning and nobody can do anything to stop them.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Heh.
>>78984440ITS HAPPENINGhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg4qx62kkxxt#player
>>78984557right then, im off to /pol/, see you lads later
>>78984511JAFFA HIT TOO
I'm unironically pro-israel
>>78984578Same desu. Glad they're winning and will win.
>>78984578>>78984582Why would you be pro-Israel? I'm neither for/against, I just love happenings and major news events
>>78984557>entire population of Israel urged to seek shelterHoly sheeeeeit
if you havent already, tune in for the live happeningshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejtBgQX3aec
>>78984595Mostly a case of strong horse. Israel is an obviously superior nation in basically every sense compared to their neighbours and I get a catharsis seeing them glass their retarded pets. I don't see Israel as 'an ally' in any real sense of the word, I just like seeing stronger countries swat down annoying shitty ones with mechanical efficiency. I also don't see conflict as an inherently bad thing per se.Israel is basically just running itself like a good self interested state should and I like to see when countries do that.
>>78984634It's not Israel that's superior, it's the US that's superior.
>>78984647Agreed mostly. Of course Israel does have a more competent military and political infrastructure than all their neighbours, but Israel has definitely been able to use the US to their advantage. The degree to which they have mastered the US really can't be overstated. This is good statecraft and defense policy.
Some of these missile's aren't being intercepted
>>78984687lovely day lad isnt it? brings a tear to the eye
Need a war. Need conscription to get rid of excess males. Less competition for me. Maybe then chubby CEX girl will marry me.
I don't care who wins, just as long as both teams have fun.
i noticed pornhub was down last night aswell, the jews really did see this coming
>>78984698Why not send one of your mates in to pretend to rob the shop, then you tackle him and save the day. Bet she'll love that.
>>78984704>He thinks I have matesI am flattered you think so highly of me.
>all got interceptedwhat a big nothingburger
Honestley though, I've been obsessed with Jews (even by /pol/ standards) for years at this point, used to hate them but over time I've chilled out and come to think that maybe they're just right. It really does seem like the 'Goyim' were created to serve Jews, seeing how no matter what I tell and show others about all the things the Jews are doing, it changes absolutely nothing about their opinions.A while back I walked one of my new friends at a job I had for a few months through a bunch of wikipedia articles and the less offensive /pol/ infographs that show how the Jews run all of the West's media and positions of influence, and he even acknowledges it, like "yeah wow, I had no idea," but the next day I meet him he starts spouting the same propaganda as if nothing had happened, which disturbed me greatly.I also did this around the same time with like half a dozen people at my gym over the course of a few weeks, whose opinions I thought were semi-awakened knowers who only needed a little bit of a push and it's always the same result. They even asked me "why do you care about Jews so much?" as if informing yourself about the people who run your country and have been subverting us for 6,000 years was some strange thing to do. It led me to question how many whites are worthy of the title of their great race, considering how they actually function.At some point, especially after having worked with this Jewish family, I asked myself if perhaps the reason I'm so obsessed with Jewry and 'noticing' is that I possesed perhaps a Jewish 'soul' that draws me to Jewish things, albeit in a distorted, hostile manner; or I have some ancestry knocking around in there (my dark hazel eyes, fattish lips and slightly rotated ears beneath the eye level) which would explain a few things in hindsight.I honestly wouldn't be surprised if quite a few /pol/acks have some Jewish ancestry and the frustration is just a subliminated expression of their genetic inability to return 'home'.
>>78984711Ah males, I thought it said mates.I'll still think highly of you anon pal. Great choon, just for you and the future mrs anon (you can do it lad)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1R0hc5Q2I
>>78984721not all of them de lid
>>78984687Some direct hits near Haifa. Looks like these are not slow cruise missiles like before but very fast ballistic missiles. There's no way Israel doesn't respond to this.
A missile just got intercepted over my house.
Israel just a big bully.Makes you happy to be living in this grim cold shithole called the UK desu.Cuz I'm turning the heating up, getting high and playing the ps5.Womf it up HHL style or whatever.
CHOON O'CIOCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HM6FrSitvc
ITS HAPPPENING
>Iranian sleeper cells activating in multiple Israeli cities >dozens taken hostage at luxury hotelHappenings coming in thick and fast rn.
>>78984758Wish I had some drugs. Just lonely and feel like shit since I have no girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLlYUlS_Awo
Love a good happening me
>>78984739that's what happens to me when I tell nazis about hitler's jewish grandmother and the fact the germans had multiple rothschild PoWs and hostages who all just so happened to survive the war
>>78984784How old are you lad? I was like that once too but managed to run it around.
War's not fun, you plonkers.Let's heal the world with choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGhl7ki3HM
fuck it, gonna run to the shop and get some tinnies in for the happening
>>7898479331. Bad social skills. Mentally ill. Pretty hot though. Regardless, it's OVER.
>>78984789Might start on the wuds now. Got a can of Bullseye that came with a bully tankard earlier as well. If I remember I'll post a piccy wiccy later. It lush x
*saunters through the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqjXn2NflqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePS0HVm3JA*simps*She cute.
>>78984808corr lovely song about having an affair on your husband with his friend
>>78984805How about a cheeky bag too lid? x
>>78984767Nobody lives there. The dome deprioritises rockets that it expects to hit in low priority areas like in the middle of a bunch of empty hills.It's going to be really embarrassing for the Iranians when it's revealed that the rockets did basically nothing.
>>78984821Bags and bombs. Very comfy.
Well looks like Iran is gonna get nukedIsrael is getting fucking pounded
>>78984800Hope for the best, plan for the worst. Least your not an ugly cunt.
>>78984758True,October time for being cozy
>>78984828That exact webm was posted here 10 minutes ago de lid, sometimes it's as if you don't even read /britfeel/
>>78984820All of the rumours album is about the band members breaking up with each other and or having an affair with another band member.An amazing album, IMfeettappingO.Fleetwood mac, t'eagles, billy idol, bruce springsteen, all great choonsters that remind me of the year before muh dad died.Good times (apart from the dead dad bit)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82l2L_v4wAU
Having a little cry, but it's all good, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
Barely anything getting interceptedhttps://x.com/Charles_Lister/status/1841163540364693818?t=N_FAYvg65pkOgYYQsf6atQ
>>78984739Ur possibly schizophrenic my leed bt its an interesting post
Reckon this could trigger a nuclear response tbqhhttps://x.com/Faytuks/status/1841164658943643856?t=HFHjUekipMW08iqQRjOk8Q
>>78984855It's over lad. It was all a big nothingburger. A pathetic attempt to save face by iran
>Iranian state TV has carried a statement from the IRGC (lslamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) confirming "dozens" of missiles have been launched towards Israel, and threatening another attack if Israel responds.kek. Happening over
Not sure if dead da liked these chaps, but I like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0L0jVe0duc
must be over, my eyelid has stopped twitching, back to crazy taxi
Some military jet was flying overheard, couldn't see it on flightradar24
>>78984865>>78984869So many ballistic strikes are big deal but Iran is probably hitting the desert and not big towns
Iran is so fucked now lmfao
>>78984882That's da joos*runs around waving his arms about*
>>78984739Where is 'fascinating' lad when we need him
Bunch of people got killed on a train as well, it's all kicking off de lids.https://x.com/MOSSADil/status/1841164032793059658?t=7JkXcIepYfa2chM6JkUqHg
/yeoldediscofeel/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7tPikH0UA
starmer will be having a little crying fit as we shitpost
The missisle don't even matter that much, the sleeper cells are slaughtering people left right and centre
>>78984891A real actual happening
What could be next on /yeoldediscofeel/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
LOOKS LIKE WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Need SSM's thoughts on this exciting happening
>>78984891https://x.com/TribalFact/status/1841166843089674408Happening
This isn't some nothingburger desert, it's an urban areahttps://x.com/TehranTimes79/status/1841167311157313963
>>78984918War, huh, what is it good for?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gth0YJMibgc
>>78984918It definitely fucking is, tell me this is some desert in the middle of nowherehttps://x.com/TehranTimes79/status/1841167311157313963
Habbening themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Supersonic by Oasis is one of the best songs ever made.
Another wave on the wayhttps://x.com/InsiderGeo/status/1841168208134295623?t=GG8aJXpua6OF9_21H-PoKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pkh293xptQ
Wish I could have been in my late teens in the 90s. Would have been awesome. So much easier to have fun and get laid back then.
>>78984949It was fun, but I never found it easy to do sexo. Ecstasy helped, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2T8K2D-ps
>>78984938na fuck off prick it sucks
I always liked, ALL YER DREAMS ARE MADE WHEN YER CHAINED T'MIRROR N RAZOR BLADE
>>78984964Lad are you even British?
>>78984985No. I'm not British. I'm English. British is a made up identity for civics. Oasis are an awful band. Rubbish!
>tfw no CEX gf that is slightly overweight with blue hair
>>78984998>I'm not British. I'm English. British is a made up identity for civicsVERY based take there fellow English lad
>>78985001Hey that sounds like the girl in MY CEX
>>78985001BBW that works with my chubby CEX girl is kind of like a younger Kate Bush if she were morbidly obese and had glasses. Proper sexy with a big jiggly belly. Love it.
>>78985015I think most girls in CEX fit that description lid
Just cracked open me first wud. There goes Wober Woctober. Let the games begin.
SSM UPDATEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjP7Mtno5FM
Iran flails about spastically. Only thing it can do is tell it's retarded pitbulls in tel aviv to kill as many civilians as possible. Nothing will be achieved, the Israeli armed forces will win, Hamas is done, Hezbollah is done, Iran's bluff has been called. The only response will be a bunch of seething and coping Arabs posting a bunch of AI videos of burning Israeli flags. Wow.
We all deserve a fat CEX gf in life
First pp leakage of october over this
>>78985037Based. Get it down ya boy
>>78985086Did you ask Miss Makima for permission first?
>>78985039>His 'fans' trying to get him to sell his PS5 in the comments.
>>78985126He'd rather sell his arse and shit through his ribs than sell that Playstation.
>>78985047I'll keep mine as back up, for if I ever decide to not be volcel. 20 years this year, I'm a topnotshagger.
I still think "I'd shag her", when in reality I wouldn't, I just mean somebody is attractive.
Nice little fuckin curry on the way. Get in lads. Corrr
>>78985259Why wouldn't you shag an attractive woman?
>>78985265I live a celibate life.
>>78985165So he says. He will have it in CEX by the weekend when he needs another cash injection.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with SSM's lip? It's been like this for over a week. It's not healing
eating some falafels to get in the mood
>>78985296You throwing little party sausages at them as well? (to represent the missiles).
Doing a fat line as I watch the big happening
DA JOO'S ARE COMING
Lebanese getting fucked hard style
>>78985319Make like the "lebanese army" and literally just run away lol
Can't wait to get off this ride lads, the world is fucked beyond repair (not climate change related).Feel bad for muh future relatives, desu.
>>78985293It's the Monkeypox
We should all shag our local chubby CeX lasses
>>78985370But how? Don't know how to talk to them.
>>78985365akshully its m-pox now beacuse of woke
I would like to do sexo, but there's too much at risk, can't risk having a family, so won't risk a sexo partner.Might not make sense to you, but it does to me.
This is the canon OTP of Final Fantasy 7.
he go back to being gay for one night and he get the monkeypox...it not fucking right...
MUCHO SEXO WOOOF
Can't wait for digital sexo, lads, no risks there.
>>78985374>Pick up popular game/DVD>Take it to the counter to pay, making sure SHE will be serving you>"Have you played/watched this before?" >If she says "no" then repeat this until she says "yes">"Did you enjoy it?">"What else would you recommend?"You now have a common ground with your chubby CeX lass!
>>78985424idk sounds a bit cringe and forced
>>78985430Trust me it works lid
What if she just wants the sale and says, yeah it's good.
he not ask to be born with monkeypox
>>78985424Wops does this with all the CeX lads
>>78985441I'm too scared to do it. Think I'll do nothing instead.
>>78985374i reckon they're into internet stuff so just show them your apu
>>78985464You mean you'll carry on complaining in /britfeel/ you have no chubby CeX lass when I've provided you with solid advice on how to befriend one
>>78985479Ah, old friend, you know me so well.
Corrr autumn showerbergs hit different do they not
I wish I could have got to know my father as a man, not just know him as a father.Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4rZE_J1beA
>>78985453Really is monkeypox. >There is no specific treatment approved for monkeypoxIt not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF6PuBMPcDQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ALn-AI8Z75I
>>78985542When is it ever not beer time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo40fVBFpX8
someone reccomend me a jav to fap to
>>78985542It's frankly hikarious how many of his things have some kind of black man on it
>>78985560When it's cider time
Some really don't like this, as it is quite busky, but it hits me straight in the feels.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NACMpkxm-fA
I will never have sweaty baby making love with JULIA. I will therefore be killing myself shortly.
Ah bugger, forgot muh image.Cause IIIIIIII despise the man in the mirror.
Hope she never retires. At least I can send her my energy via the cooms I sacrifice in her name. Goddess, take my energy!
>>78985580Not just any ol' black man, 2pac
>be autism>buddy at work flirts with girls and encourages me to do the same but he's a chad>try copying him by flirting with girl that's kind and talkative to me>say some of the same stuff he says to her and other girls >she smiles and still talks to me >success?>she eventually pulled me aside to say it was weird and to stop>stop talking to her completely, she doesn't work on my team and I have no reason to talk to her at all anyway >she's now upset I don't talk to her and complained to other people about it>she's now complained to HR, not about the flirting but about how I don't talk to her and ignore her even though I have no business reason to talk to herAm I cooked?
>>78985563I wish I knew of one, sorry. Any facesitting doms? The old style of dom, not put something up yer bum dom.
>>78985621>say some of the same stuff he says to her and other girlswhat did you say?
>buddyHowdy partner
>>78985621keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekYou're fucked kid.Unless, is your autism diagnosed? Explain the situation maybe. Play up the autism. Show them you're a spastic. If it's not diagnosed, you're fucked probably yeah.>>78985630Uh but the put something up yer bum dom is the kind of dom I'm into. I've been pegged by a prozzie before. Having said that, femdom in Japanese porn is almost always terrible. Usually ends up with the girl becoming submissive too, which is hot but it's hard to find one where that doesn't happen so it's annoying.
>>78985618He did name himself after the fella after all. Always odd to me how many lads of that generation (int their early-mid 30s now) got really, really heavily hooked on gangsta rap and WWE wrestling.
>>78985621I had something similar when I was a teen, a chad lead by example and got a gf and started kissing her and sheit, so I grabbed her friend and tried to kiss her, lots. I thought "oh he's doing it, I'll do the same".I now realise that was quite rapey of me.
>>78985563DVMM-137
Shuffling bits of paper
>>78985639Just that she looked good today etc. Apparently the worst thing I said was we should run away together and go on holiday but I thought it was meant to be jokey like, I'd rather be on a beach than here? >>78985641>Unless, is your autism diagnosed?Yeah it is and work knows. It's apparently nothing to do with the flirting I've just made her uncomfortable by not speaking to her. I thought I was just respecting her boundaries though. I'd just say, oh I'm busy, etc if she perched near my cubicle to talk to my buddy and me. >>78985650All I did was talk a bit to her in a similar way to my buddy, compliment her smile or how she looked, talk about things. It has irked me now.
>>78985680Angelina Fauxlie
>>78985650>that was quite rapey of me
>>78985681Hmm idk. She's being a cunt complaining to HR about you for this. She's escalated it in a way that could get you sacked or seen as an office creep or whatever and fuck you over. Did she even try and ask you why you were avoiding her?
>>78985686>Angelina Fauxliehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Constance_Marten_and_Mark_Gordon
Wonder how many incels resort to rape
This cold is really doing a number on me, lads.
>>78985700>Did she even try and ask you why you were avoiding her?No, she just told other people she's upset by it and they told me. But I thought she didn't want to talk to me and I was trying to be respectful. So she'd say hi, how are you or whatever and I'd reply to that then either not continue the conversation or if she did ask something else I'd say I was busy etc. After she talked to me about feeling uncomfortable she stopped smiling etc at me and I just thought, well she doesn't like me, she flirts and chats with my buddy fine. I don't know what I have done wrong, because I feel like she's told me she isn't interested and that I overstepped but now this is happening.
>>78985721It's set to get even colder by the weekend
>>78985746Sorry I meant cold as in sickness but it's fucking cold too. Got the shakes, temperature, pain in me legs and sore throat.On the bright side I made 35 quid on eBay today.
>>78985746SSM gonna freeze this winter
he needs that Swanage penthouse so he can get the heat from his neighbours below
I'm away for a couple hours and WW3 breaks out in the meantime lolKino innitHere's hoping Chad is ready for the draft
>informs the apus frank fritz from american pickers has died
>>78985784Mad how he turned down that homeswapper offer to live in Swanage. He likes the convenience of living 5 minutes from the train station. If he still had a car then maybe he would have taken up the offer
>>78985681I'm the reply from the post about feeling rapey. I'll talk about the girl you're having issues with if I can. I think you need to be honest, you don't have to say about trying to chat her up, but say you'd heard people in the past saying things like that, and you just thought it was normal to complement somebody often, then when she said it was weird and asked you to stop, you thought you'd offended her, and felt bad and awkward, and didn't know how to react.I'm not good in face to face situations, so I'd do something like write her a letter. I'm not diagnosed with anything, but feel that is quite a tismy thing to do, whether that helps or hinders I'm unsure.
fucking KEK, Iran fires 181 missiles at Israel and kills: one palestinian>xDDD
>>78985831>If he still had a car Give him his car back!
>>78985833>create a paper record of your social retardation for HR to use against yougreat idea
What is this constant bollocks about 'I didnt ask to be born'. None of us did. You fucking get on with it anyway.
>>78985866I did say I was unsure if it would be helpful.
Watching the wooty. Knocking back the weers. Pasta lined up for later. It might just be lush x
>>78985867You have no idea how difficult ssm's life is having to live with his hidden disability TMAU
Iran is in a VERY similar situation to Germany back in mid-late 1939.They showed incredible restraint and tried everything humanly possible to avoid any direct conflict. Absolutely everything. But when the moneylenders have set ((their)) sights on your country, they won't stop until they've dragged it into the war they've planned out decades in advance (and at the end of which they're going to replace your state bank with a private moneylender-run central bank, along with turning your kids into molech-worshipping trannies)I just hope the good guys win this time around bros. Humanity is a pretty kino species overall and deserves better than to be ruled over by soulless moneylenders imo
They should find a way to communicate with sperm to ask if it wants to be born.
>>78985891Did you not say life was better without the wooze the other day de lid
>>78985833I'm going to wait to see what they say and then figure out a response. Because they haven't been clear about this complaint either. I think I'm just frustrated because I felt I was doing better in life and socialising and working and then I've had this. And I really don't know what I've done wrong.
>>78985867It's all about comparison anxiety and expectation.The most basic lesson you should learn is life is unfair but parents refuse to teach their kids that for a variety of reasons. Then you just see what others had constantly so compare your situation.For some random peasant, a good meal and socialising at a summer event was the height of things. Nowadays your comparing yourself with porn stars and celebrities and the ultra wealthy.
>>78985912Never lasts
>>78985899Israelis don't run the world, they are a puppet state of America.
>>78985921it all social medias fault
HAPPENINGHAPPENINGHAPPENING
Fuck Israel and fuck Jews and Muslims. There, I said it. Someone had to.
Thinking about ordering a kebab
>>78985999You're so brave x
>>78985914>And I really don't know what I've done wrong.I can only guess that she liked you as a person (not sexo related), chose to ignore the flirting but was still happy being "friends" (I say that as are work friends actual friends? They're just people we're friendly with. I get confused with that).
>Here's your 2025 depopulation prognosis, bro
>>78985899Hitler wanted war lad, he was a freemason and they play both sides. They're all just actors on a (world)stage
>>78985999YOU FITHY FAR RIGHT BASTARD YOU'LL ROT IN JAIL IF I CATCH YOU.Also, checked.
Any DVD updates in these trying times?
>>78985997Vgh so much kinoooo
>>78985955>they are a puppet state of America.Lol, probably the most retarded post ever made in the history of /britfeel/
>>78986010Prefer repopulation myself
>>78986003I had a spicy kebab for lunch.
did we ever find out why Hitler was photographed in 1919 at jewish marxist Kurt Eisner's funeral wearing the red armband? I thought in Mein Kampf he said he'd already formed his views at this point
>>78986047The bigger boys over at /pol/ say his grandfather was a da joos
Hitler? Yeah I'm thinking he was based
>constantly feel dead inside, feels like nothing has changed for years>but if I think back to 6 months ago and the things I was doing and the hobbies I had then it feels like that version of me was so much younger and more hopeful and more energetic and impossibly less jadedwhat the fuck it can only be one or the other
>>78986040What possessed him to throw his kebab on the floor like that
>>78986068That's mindfuckwang
Corr, already got a wikipedia page uphttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_2024_Iranian_strikes_against_Israel
>>78986079It his world. We're just living in it
Six Pointed Starmer sucking up to Israel, what a surprise.
>>78986079feeding the seagulls
>>78986095Sean WONT be happy
>>78986107His missus has said he's sleeping downstairs if he doesn't back them.
>>78986095Corr, HHL was quick with that
>>78986061That nigga been on my mind
Hitler was... le good?
>>78986119And wran done it's wollocks in and sent lots of wissiles towards wsrael
>>78986119>>78986145I wonder if HHL sneaks in some cheeky w-posting when editing Wikipedia articles
Israel? Not a fan
Iran? Not a fan
It's quite a trek to get to Iran.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU
>>78986193Love to see him explore Iran
One can't help but wonder what these interdimensional nibbas observing us in their toroidal antigrav propulsion craft think about all this stuff going on They seem to engage in a kind of limited interference similar to a parent letting its toddler crawl around the place while pushing its hand away from the hot stove soon as it gets near itThere's fighter pilot accounts about their weapon's systems and assorted other shit having been disabled by these craft on purpose (while leaving the aircraft's other/vital systems intact, i.e. clearly showing intent and sending a message with their actions)
>>78986235They built the pyramids and assassinated Lincoln but other than that the ETs have been quiet.
>>78986005>I say that as are work friends actual friends?Some of my work friends have become semi real friends, I think, as we go to things outside work. >chose to ignore the flirting but was still happy being "friends"Yeah probably, I wonder what changed. I'll just have to see what they say and hope it doesn't implode. I've really tried hard to not be a weirdo and rebuild myself and I'm now stressed by the whole thing.
Non-fans? Not a fan
Always forget Bald & Bankrupt is Jewish
>>78986165It used to be called ikipedia before HHL started editing it
>>78986247I refuse to believe thisNay, it cannot be
>>78986068I just don't like anything. I get into hobbies, watch stuff, buy stuff and then it just sits there gathering dust not serving a purpose. I just can't seem to get out this pit.
>>78986247Kek I was in that thread when it was suddenly deleted
Guess what hit a new ATH today
>>78986249IMHO, it was the change in behaviour from you, the going from friendly (I assume) talk any time, to a basic hello and fob off.I don't mean to be an arse, I've had spaghetti spilling moments with a girl at work. Twice in her house.
HAPPENING ROUND 2https://x.com/ukr_report/status/1841193626031763862
Completed this game within 90 minutes. It's going to CEX in the morning
They're probably going to call off the election in the US and declare martial law or some shit
>>78986283>was the change in behaviour from you, the going from friendly (I assume) talk any time, to a basic hello and fob off.Yeah you're right. I'm having a meeting on Thursday so hopefully it won't be anything serious.
>>78986303Alright retard, lad?
Weeks where decades happen innitAs soon as gas hits 500 per gallon you'll know why "may you live in interesting times" is meant as an insult in chyna lol
Make me a new thread please doll!
We are run by the Jews.
All womfy in my bedroom thoughNo WW3 for me my lidsEyes are fucked anyway, wouldn't make conscription
Kek the jannies did a double sticky on /k/ just for the iran thing now
>>78986369It's about that time anyway>>78986383>>78986383>>78986383
>>78986338It's strange to have this happen at work, and really sucks you have to have a meeting about it.>>78986394How teh fuck is it? 427 posts in he asked that. WTF.
>go vegan>feel better and start losing weight>still hate veganswow the agricultural industries propaganda really got you good
