Britfeel castle edition
>>79016666Someone said earlier that you have been blacked. Is this true?
They made Shaggy black. The fuck
How do we convince women that they should be fat?
>>79016682Don't need convincing. Most of them are fat.
Avenged Wevenfold Live in the LBC >>79016672Sort of. But let's not go too deep.
>>79016696Have you ever tasted black man cum?
>>79016663Here early for once lads. How is all doing having myself a read while sitting in the ol garden
>>79016704You know I always feel compelled to just answer things forthright but I don't think I should really.
What was meant and/or implied by this
>>79016716Just pretend its only you and me here
>>79016696Oh wow they weren't shitposting then. You really have been blacked? Hohoho.
Might run up to mr rasheedies cheap cig emporium, get some beers as well as cheap cigs, and normal priced rizlas, maybe even a pack of sweets, oh aye.
Chika how many Black men have you slept with?
>>79016708one of the fuckers nearly shat in me coffee earlier
>>79016675But didn't change the name to rapey? Weird.
Sorry I missed you titlad, if you see this post best of luck!
>>79016758Only found out about all this thanks to that lad posting that tattooed emo girls YouTube channel in the previous thread
>>79016696I bet they went a bit too fucking deep in you eh lad?
seasideMARK 4K recording, using Sony SV-E10 CAMERAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p40XFJHyk80
>>79016696bet you wish you were link in those sfm videos where he gets forcefemmed by zelda and blacked by ganon dont you?
>>79016776Heh, I suppose so.
>>79016783No comment my liddingtonshire.
On first wud now corr. Let the weekend begin.
>>79016796What about a bag, old UK chairman style?
>>79016747Lost count now desu desu
>>79016747Greater than or equal to 1 and fewer than 4.
>>79016793thats a yes thenim the samewanna meet and dress up like girls and worship bbc together?
>run hhl_alcohol_fuelled_meltdown.exe
Placing my bet on the HHL melty to finish 11am Saturday morning, with an "on the wodka" bonus ball
>>79016807Those waggington days are behind me now lod. I'm all about necking those webabs and mixed grills. Getting on that foodiegrind big style. Also need to keep meself fresh for Joker 2 tomorrow.
>>79016823Not into the more theatrical aspect of gooning desu.
What happened to the fresh start? You're worse than SSM.
>>79016823he isnt a degen like you
Wud b laff to see the reasoning model explain its reasoning to the user here
>>79016860A few 'wuds' won't hurt him de lid. It Friday x
>>79016837You been eating a lot of goyslop lately lad, you not concerned about your weight/health?What you rocking on the scales these days?
>>79016834My favourite time of the week. Fresh start on Monday I reckon.
I used to sniff lines every weekend when I was at uni. Still paying for it now, financially. No regrets though desu desu
Wapus with wattitude
>>79016914Yeah mate no regrets clearly.
Wapus wone wild (wuncensored) (warental wadvisory wecommended)
Ferverishly refreshing the thread am I not? Don't even know why, haven't made any posts.
>>79016928They were fun times (and I was having regular sex too).Life is very bland these days in comparison.
For me, it's thight asian pussy.
Babysitting sick mum Well its my job I guess
Have to find a good marry partner in Rune Factory 4. This blonde female knight is pretty hot and she could dom me after a hard day of tilling the soil.
In love with this hag rn
>>79016980iktf de lidhad to look after me mum after her surgery
Big weekend coming up lads, egg festival tomorrow then are lasses birthday on the sunday, 1 moar love heart and it'll be waifu time methinks.
For me, it's cum, the best protein snack
>>79017077You know those Wagon Wheel biscuits? I once split one in half, came inside it, put it back together and ate it. The post nut clarity was strong with that one.
>>79017045Sounds good, lad. However, you should give are lad Krobus a chance. He makes a good wife and you're doing a good deed getting him out the sewers.
Cooking almost finished. Kind of hate doing this meal preppingtonshire rubbish, might stop doing it. Kind of bugmantier activity really.
What goes on here? What do they eat?
Don't mind me. Just leaving this picture here. This picture of this sexy female woman.
>>79017104For me it's buying the pre chopped frozen mushrooms, peppers and onions from Iceland and using tinned tomatoes. Basically no prep de lid.
>>79017106I am claustrophobic enough to start sweating if I look at images like this for too long. Should use it as a trick to keep warm in the winter months.
>>79016860this time it different x>>79016942cor used to bash my wenis to this
Roight denShall be downing a wofvefe or two and then clear up the backlog
>>79017119I should use frozen stuff more really. Apparently it's not even any worse nutrition wise.
>>79017135Frozen veggies are the way to go, lad. They honestly last me longer than fresh which always seem to go bad.
>>79017144Gonna get on that eat sleep rave Ray Peat grind soon me. See what all ze fuss is about. All the rage on chud twitter.
the other night i had peas and broccoli (frozen, perpared in microwave) with gravy (bisto granules plus salt and boiled water) for tea, served in a tupperware
hey britfeel
>>79017165That is definitely fucking grim, lad. Sort it out. Like in Trailer Park Boys when Ricky has to eat healthy and just douses it all in gravy.
>>79017099I did seriously consider it, and also thought it would be good to have the bear as a chum, but Haley is too perfect.
I present to thee... Contemporary white roasties.Hurry up and marry these prizes already you incels!!!
while we post here, other men are getting this
>>79017203>>79017208Why don't you two have a little 69 sesh and sort each other out?
cant handle beong tinso poslonely anymore
>>79017225Wish I could give you a hug, lad. In a no homo way, ofc.
>>79017203HR department's weekly meeting looks like it's going well.
yo britfeel
So what is the actual reason for ceding territory to Mauritius?I cant actually find a good answer - only slop twitter posts
josh loves 2 nosh black fellas no cap
>>79017198>the bearyou fucking what, lad? Since when can you marry the bear? Is this with the new update?
>>79017289No, that's why I thought it would be good.I should have said yes, and gotcha'd you over it just being for PC or something, but haven't got the heart to do it to a fellow stardewfag.
>>79017274The yanks
>>79017274It seems to be a combination of ideological decolonisation (overseas bases? not a good look mate), with some typical Labour graft behind the scenes (election next week in Mauritius, evidence of money appropriated being funneled to Labour think tanks).This isn't some wild deviation from standard leftist policy - Blair was seriously considering ceding Gibraltar in exchange for 'goodwill' from the continent. I'm not joking, that was in his own memoir. Fucking clownworld.
my apu thinks diego garcia is a spanish footballer
>>79017308what a load of fucking bollocks
>>79017304lmao that would be good I have to say or maybe the lil feller you buy hats from
Garn neck a few wuds then order in this webab box classic HHL style. Fuck Leeds x
First bit of free time I've had all week and in 20 mins or so it will all be over. I genuinely regret having kids.
>>79017357>Fuck Leeds xWell fuck you, you little bitch. Come to Leeds and I'll fucking spin your jaw.
>>79017373I run Leeds. It my now x
>>79017382You're a findom porn addict who wears nappies and lives in a care home with a spackercord. You're not running anything except your own life into the fucking ground.
>>79017362This is why I never want kids and I frankly think people who do are either insane or clueless about the sacrifices they'll have to make. Everyone I know who is a parent is struggling financially and had to give up their hobbies, esentially losing their sense of self. I have a few coworkers like that and listening to them complaining about their shitty lives every day has made me somewhat appreciate being an incel. At least my chances of ending up like them are extremely slim to non-existent.
Weekend finally here lids. Time to sit and do nothing all weekend and be lonely. And then complain on this general about not having any mates.
>>79017308>>79017274this part is only that matters?>while the US and UK keep the military base on the Island
I say jumpLEEDS says how high x
>>79017426The lease was going to run out in 2036 and now they have another 99 years.
>>79017426Yes lad, but somebody on Twitter told him it was bad and cucked therefore it just is okay?
>"You can't break these cuffs", Dumbledore yelled calmly.
I say "SPACKER!"You say "CORD!""SPAKCER!""CORD!""SPACKER!"...
>>79017442You say Jump your fat arse says not very high.
Top the of league and taking the piss
HHL frantically pulling the spackercord so the Nigerian MILF nurse can come over and give him a handjob
>>79017349You can get a junimo hut for helping harvest crops. That's helpful, and giving them raisins might double yield. Shame can't have them help with the truffles, but it's ok.
icuckoldressnow thats a hot piece of ass
CHRIS RIGGHE'S ONE OF OUR OWN
13GB left on the other drivebergLeeched too much adult entertainment again did i not
>>79017414It's rough. Everything is harder for parents now than even 10 years ago. Everything is scarcer, more expensive etc. Everyone is worse off generally, has less time, earns less money.We actually managed to get some care sorted for a few hours tomorrow and sunday, but my wife even said to me not to 'get my hopes up' because she isn't in the mood now and can't see herself being so in our free time. We haven't shagged in about 2 months at this point. But really can I blame her? Sort of. Yes. Not really. Life is just shite right now.
>>79017551I haven't had sex or a wank since 2008.
>>79017551You ain't got external porn drives lad? Call yourself a gooner?
>>79017542>commentator repeatedly pointing out that he's a Newcastle fan from Hebburn
>Christopher John Rigg (born 18 June 2007)
>>79017507I'd much prefer to get that Junimo butt, lad. If you know what I mean...
Starmer resigns before Christmas. You heard it here first. Angela Rayner to succeed.
>>79017576He hates the mags now. Hebburn is a shithole lalalala. Hebburn is a shithole lalalala.
>>79017600You'll resign up my arse lad and that's all you'll get and you'll like it lad I've got 8 items lad used to have 7 items now I've got 11 items that's 11 items.
Europe is the region least affected by climate change if it's real, yet it's the only region on the planet that acts as if it's a thing.
>>79017600>Angela RaynerCorr she's a MILF.
Angela Rayner legitimately sounds like a pornstar name.
It fucking offside. It not right.
BazookaRattlerz sourPrimo sweet shop slop.
Constantly hit my hands into things like>Go to move something and just smash my fingers head on into hard objectHurts every time. I never learn. Actual body coordination issues.
How long before he gets a cheeky waggington in?
>>79017600Chip Shop Debs as PM would be a fitting symbol of the death of Britain. From the most powerful empire in the world to having some council estate trollop with no GCSEs as PM.
>Angela Rayner's first appearance on BlackedRaw in 'Send Me Back To My Husband Pregnant' starring Angela Rayner, Sly Diggler and Anton Harden
>>79017718>Chip shop debsKek, always copp a laffberg when Morgoth says thisVery accurate too
>>79017718Not like the recent bunch of Eton nonces have been much better to be fair, anyone who goes into politics is some variety of psychopath or retard
anyone else just cant play video games anymore? think i finally outgrew them in my 30s
>>79017778I love viddy games I love my puter I'm 35 years old
>>79017778Yeah I find them boring now even if I take a 6 month break
I've played Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme Legends for over 5000 hours. I've been monging out to it for years. Addictive.
Well, isn't it a lovely day?Oh, I'm feeling all brand newWell, isn't it a lovely day?Oh, boating on Sunday with youAnd if you really want to kiss herJust go right up and tell herOh, isn't it a lovely day for love?
Just did the other thingYessir i did
>>79017778I was like this but I realised I was just addicted to shitty games that created a rage cycle in me. I would spend like eight hours every evening grinding League and hate every single minute, then go right back and do it again. Stopped for a solid year, no games whatsoever. Then picked up games that were pure comfy and fun, if I didn't actively enjoy it then I stopped immediately. Now I play far, far less but I'm way happier - more accurately I'm very happy playing because it's just fun games, not boring annoying rage inducing multiplayer games. Get you a farm on stardew valley, lad.
You think Angela Rayner does anal?
>>79017909i think she could be talked into it desu
>>79017909Analgela>>79017897Corrrr MOBAs are pure ragefuel. Pointless playing those really. Womfy single player is where it's at.
r boris thinks we should leave the EU human rights thing, do you lids think we should?
Une wautisme wamphibique
>>79017941Yes? Obviously? It's retarded and actively against our interests.
>>79017909Rayner strikes me as the dominatrix type like Priti Patel. Remember when she called Sunak a "pint sized loser". That was definitely a subtle form of sexual humiliation.
How long until we have AI VR girlfriends? >pic rel
>>79017960its all well and good until she E-cheats on you with AIchad
Can't get over how qt this grey mouse becky at the doctor's office was this morningShe was very friendly and her handwriting was nice alsoFemales can be womfy sometimes
>>79017958Of course that's the line you focused on. That's the same shit you sameswanned yourself for to insult yourself. That was honestly the most pathetic thing I've seen in britfeel and that's saying something.
>>79017941r boris says anything that will get him a bit of attention
Love this eggless hag
Need me a becky to spaff into
>>79017968She doesn't want you. She wants Chad to sodomise her in the toilet of an Amsterdam river party boat while on ket.
>>79017986very specific this lid, are you speaking from 1st hand experience?
>>79017637Howling@this U done him big time
>>79017909She used to offer it as an extra for 40 quid when she was on the game
Gonna create a party for wapus, it'll be called vox wapuliThe leader will be called Wapudolf Frogler
>am getting ma revenge min am getting ma revenge
He's totally done him.
>>79018004Thanks, lad. Sometimes I need to type out a good retarded post to let out some steam.
Is living with the mummy after 30 going to hurt your dating prospects?
>>79018053probably desu yea
>>79018053Yeah but who cares if you're an autismo who'd have no chance anyway.
Corrr shower is it notNever stopped all day
Spending the evening making lasses in the sims like an absolute gaylord
>>79018070>if you're an autismo who'd have no chance anyway.true that lad. autism ruined everything. it was over from the beginningbut ya know what? life feels better when you accept your autistic ways and stop pretending to be normal x
>>79018114She looks like that fit newswoman.
>fit newswomanFor me, it's Amy Lea. Proper northern Goddess.
Saw joker 2.Even worse than I expected it to be. Genuinely ruins the first film too. Absolute waste of time.
>>79018197Seeing it tomorrow me. Feel worried now because everyone is saying it's shit and I was really looking forward to it.
>>79018218If you really like the first film I would strongly recommend not watching 2. I know this advice never works but I mean it in earnest.
>>79018218Go watch The Substance instead it's amazing.
>>79018161Kate Silverton? She is fit. Tried making Holly Willoughby the other day too
On me third wud now. Might just necking them now.Fuck Leeds x
ALL LEEDS AREN'T WE
>>79018135I fink about sex like the euromillions it would be nice bt it's probably not happening so why worry about it
Imagine having no qt gf to take to the cinema. No point watching a horror on my own.
No eggcel gf
>>79018252That's a pretty good effort de lid. Face looks a bit Michael Jackson though.
LEEDS UNITED ARE A BAG OF SHIT BAG OF SHITBAG OF SHIT LEEDS UNITED ARE A BAG OF SHIT BAG OF SHITBAG OF SHIT
>>79018272Yeah plus AI girlfriends are hotter. REal girls are annoying and want you to buy them shit on xmas, valentines day and their bdays
>>79018272>euromillionsWon back the tenner I put on the other night, thank you for the reminder to pump it back into the lottery website
>>79018319Cheers lid>Face looks a bit Michael Jackson thoughYeah it all goes out the window once they start making facial expressions to be honest
Fruit bread de lads fruit bread de lads
Might jump a taxi to town and have a scrap with some Leeds lads. Garn be some commotions.
>>79018389That pic looks way better actually I'd have said Holly Willoughby if you hadn't told me. I'm shit at making in the sims. Tried to make Audrey Hepburn once turned out more like Audrey from Corrie.
>>79018336True >>79018390Dont like it desu reminds me of being @ my grannys nd gagging on it then spitting it in the bin n pretending I ate it I had v simpleton beige taste in food tho maybe itd be ok now used to hate pizza too
I probably watch Equilibrium two or three times a week. Fucking class film that. Memorised the gun katas too have I not. Used to practice them before bed but these days not so much.
Need 2 get off the vaping jew desu
Phwaor me feetbergs stink a little
>>79018464It's just like a scone (lush) simple asReckon I like just about any food really but I like to try meme dietsCan't vape me, feel like I will faint
>>79018441I cheat a bit and use the gallery to find similar looking sims then adjust them, making nice looking sims from scratch is impossible but there's a very high chance that some mentally ill sims girly has made a similar looking celebrity sim at some point. Are Holly was based off a Margot Robbie one someone else made cos they have similar face structures, takes out half the struggle.
>fat virgin mong in his boxroom doing the gun katas in his pyjamas
>>79018474>Memorised the gun katas too have I notWhat do you hold while you do them? Finger guns or nerf guns or another alternative?
>>79018512Just my fingers, but I double up and use my index and middle together as the barrels.
>>79018474I hope you're joking lad, that's really fucking gay.
>>79017362>I genuinely regret having kids.
>>79018474absolutely based IMOas a kid I watched Billy Madison so much on VHS I could practically recite the film from start to finish
>>79018539Slight derivative of the classic technique, love to see it
>>79017414>and had to give up their hobbies
Roit den.. that's the sprogs in bed. Garn have a nice long wank to some censored PMVs now.
*informs the wapus the Nick Knowles has pulled out of Strictly*
>>79018568Blacked waifu censor bar PMVs or pixelated ones?
His lip looks 4x worse in 4K
Ate too muchFeel sick nowGood job
>>79018623You silly pig!
>>79017414>esentially losing their sense of self
well, my big toenail is all fucked up again and about ready to fall off. still connected a bit on the left, don't wanna rip it off but it's a nuisance. 3rd time this has happened>never cut toenails >go out on a walk >gets all fucked up and bloody / bruised underneath >just keeps growing >eventually falls off and dies a monster I am lest a monster I become
Nick Knowles doesn't know much in fact he knows less. LOL!
>>79018628Lol, indeed my lid
It flyday
LMFAOHAHHAHAHHA FUCK LEEDS
WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THATWHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT
>>79017778No, it's the only form of media that is actually any good anymore. You're either playing wank, or your brain has been dopamine fried by other shit. If you're not careful, you'll be one of those sad sacks doing "housework" or lawncucking.
If I wasnt babysitting mum id probs get smashed now. As it is I just get a wee bit buzzed.
>>79018675Just saw on google they got an OG, what the fuck happened?
>>79018723Leeds keeper spackered it up waheyy
got some nice smelling shower gel, i may now smell like a fanny (figuratively, not literally) but i dont care, i feel like a proper handsome lad now
Kinell spaffed an extraordinarily fat load using my wife's vibrator just then. Took forever but fuuuckk me.
Ebin will NOT like that
>>79018740that you pegginglad? will them missus not be wound up that you shagged yourself up the 'arris instead of letting her do it?
I suspect the DVD updates will be coming in fast over the weekend.
>>79018776that reminds me, got a phone call before from someone called "adam" with a very strong indian accent insisting that he could get me 40% off my next phone bill, wonder if it was r dvdlad
Getting wissed now fuck itIt Friday x
So looks like there was an attempted terror attack on a bunch of students going on a night out for fresher's week in Birmingham, no description of the car or attacker even though he is still at large.https://news.sky.com/story/injuries-after-car-deliberately-driven-at-group-of-people-in-targeted-attack-in-birmingham-13227713
>>79018836was probably just dazza running some of the lads over for bants
>>79018789Reaching new levels of forced gimmick
laughing at the part in Slumdog Millionaire when he falls into all the shit but then realising the reality is much worse than that
Well lads, that wasn't the woman for me.Nice evening until she says 'oh I didnt bring a wallet, I thought you'd pay for me *wink wink*'. Bitch you invited me. Told her to fark orf and figure out how to pay her half then left.Be careful with these slags lads.
Options are either jump that waxi to town and go on a mad one or order in that webab and keep it womfy. Critical decisions tonight de lids.
>>79018770That wasn't me lol. No pegging for me tonight either, life getting in the way with stuff keeping us busy right now. But annoying but oh well.
>>79018896Terrible LARP tbqh me kid.
>>79018873PERSONALITY IS INDIAN AHAHA
>>79018896Sorry to hear that mate.Would you have paid if she had nice knockers and you thought you could get some action?
>>79018900I'd say stay in but I know you're a broken record and you'll be out on the wokey.
>>79018900Keep it womfy and go to see the Jokerino tomorrow de lid
You can tell he is actually Indian because he freaks out at the slightest mention of it lol
>>79018908Believe what you will lad.But Titlad isn't a fucking charity.
This is the show pic for a pyjama top, lads. Don't go getting any wrong ideas. The key thing here is the pyjama top and that's all you should be focusing on, okay?
>>79018926Good advice de lid. I stay in and keep it womfy. Garn play some Timesplitters too.
>>79018918I'll happily pay if I invite a lass (and she has nice tits, sure).It's not the money, it's the principle.
>>79018929He posted his chubby little hand though de lid, you're just trying to force a gimmique
>>79018941PYJAMA TOP PYJAMA TOP THIS IS THE PAGE FOR BUYING THE TOP PART OF A PYJAMA SET EYES UP TOP LADS
Finally finally can lie in bed and relax for once today. Ridiculous.
>>79018942Outside is just gonna be cold and full of twats anyway innit
Stinkyarse wimaginary wapu innit
>>79018944Sorry Anoj, but we all know the truth lol, you admitted it. A photoshopped picture of his hand isn't going to convince anyone.
>>79018942patrician TimeSplitters enjoyer. 1, 2 or FP? 2 a best
Vikram on the defensive
More like Timeshitters because HHL wears nappies lol
Mr Banerjee very unhappy about his ethnicity being revealed
>>79018949Phwoarr link to the page de lad? Asking for a friend who's looking for a new pyjama top obviously.
Haha more like poo! More like, more like s-shit!
>>79018954True. Life's better without having to deal with dickheads.
Sanjay is NOT happy this evening.
>>79018896>>79018932>>79018943Blessed with a Titlad post! What a time to be in the thread.
>running brown DVDmong.exe when no dvds have even been postedwaste of RAM
gupta going fucking nuclear
bullying dvdlad hour again is it kings? Don't think he's even posted in days
>>79019025fuck off jagdish we know its you
>>79019025You don't get it lad, he's on the defensive, he's unhappy, he's going nuclear, he's rattled and his nerves have been touched! It is half past 10 on a Friday night
>>79019025Half 10 on a friday night and he/they are trying to wind up some lad who isn't even here lmao.. these are the winners of life's lottery.
Knocking back these wudsEveryone want to see my downfall x
Always check the bed fortress for spiders.I'm so tired. But I love being alive. Existing is good.
>>79019068I want to see you rise to the top fren x
DVDlad here, the bullying doesn't really bother me as I'm used to it in my real life. Might have some arrivals to post tomorrow. Think my Nolan box set from HMV is arriving and probably my Tintin and Magnificent Seven box sets. All I can do is say I'm not Indian but it won't make a difference. I was once banned for six months for threatening to kill Poley that's all I have in my defence.
>>79019084>I was once banned for six months for threatening to kill PoleyI don't think you're DVDlad but this is still very funny
>>79019075My oldest political ally xWhen the time comes you have a prominent position in the regime.
how the fuck did nobody reply to my fucked up toenail pic
Old religious friends' ex-wife posting utter banalities and frivolous nonsense on the socials. Bloody hell it sad. Saw it coming too. Poor guy. Wherever he is.
>>79019145I meant to but got distracted. That's some rank shit de lid.
>>79019103We all survive adversity in life. Maybe all will work out in the end, for now you've got a life far far comfier than all your adversaries. Cheers x
>>79019145I was meant to too, besides, it looks like a pasta from first glance
Will be nice to watch Hostel Part 2 on Blu-ray. It's way better than the first. I love the Bathory inspired scene where the woman bathes in the lasses blood.
>>79019162My adversaries pay for my wooze and webabs. Fuck em.
Haven't had a cold tin of Shandy Bass since I was a kid and now I'm craving one big time.
I was so deeply effected by this person. We now have a permanent psychic connection. Maybe he still feels it. Always think of moral questions in terms of >What would he do/thinkBloody tragic. The consequences will never be the same.
>>79019175You put Sunderland on the map, no denying that lad.
>>79019189yeah i had that thought when i saw them in a shop years ago, spat it out was fucking disgusting, jamaican ginger beer still holds up tho
>>79019205They're discontinuing Jamaica Ginger Beer the bastards.
>>79019200Sunderland is mine and owes me a living x
Starting to get into unwomfy weltdown hours.
>>79019073Huge spider scuttling about the living room all night I been trying 2 bring to the catbergs attention JUST INCASE SHE HUNGRY i wouldn't personally kill it bc its mean bt if she want 2 eat it that's the circle of life
It spider mating season. They desperately want a gf. Ppl hoover them when they minding their own business trying 2 get their hole. Sad desu
Rigg scoring a goal against Leeds, it not right
>>79019303My dog killed and ate one the other night. Tell catberg to get its arse in gear.
King of the KingsThe Shining star of the North x
>>79019303It an aesthetic war foreverially.Cats aristocratic. Spiders evil looking. Is what it is.Today I saw a man running with a pram. Like deliberately in running clothes. with sproggington. Bugman as fuck aesthetic revulsion.
The Crown Prince of thr English NationEngland should be worshipping me not King Charles the imposter x
>>79019303Knew I recognised that lil cat lady from somewhere
>>79019368Why do you constantly get on like a massive cunt whenever you've had a few beers? It's not normal. Do you have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Ohhhh susannaaaaaAnyway. You know what crossnibba..I had it in for you and I'm not even sure why. Frankly when you make an enemy of someone there isn't even a why at that point. Ugly irrational hatred. Feel ashamed of it. I am sorry. Gotta Kick It Out. Everything a choice it great.
I could be Emperor like Napoleon. The final stand of the English against eternal humiliation.
>>79019395Did you end up playing timesplitters de lid? Hope you're not dead set on doing this all night
Banbury submits to Sunderland, we follow the true lead
>>79019395We'll you're too short to play Napoleon.
>>79019395The kosher nd halal enjoyers are celebrating. Theyre gloating. They think helpers world is dead. They don't know its only starting.
>>79019380Nothing wrong with Helper lad putting the world to rights, you'd be wise to take note of what he says sometime
>>79019434This is my fucking Universe.
>>79019434You shouldn't encourage him when he's being a melt. Same as when you're being a melt. You're not yourselves when you're drunk.
>>79019171The scene where she cuts Stuart's knob off is quite funny, but apart from that it's typical Jewish torture porn filth
Helper has a lot of respect in this thread
You slave away and pay tax so HelperLad can have webabs and wooze. His comfy lifestyle subsidised by you
>>79019465No he doesn't. Most think he's a mong.
He's already dominating tonight's thread, you can either accept it now, or seethe all night
Smack me mummy
>helperlad posting off trip to big himself upyou've been caught before mongboy
>>79019465He has lads who think it's funny when he has a meltdown, that's about it really. He's actually alright when he's sober and I really don't think it's nice to encourage him. That's discounting the fact that he often replies/talks about himself off trip.
Really like Battle Hymn of the Republic. Shame what happened to that country in the end..
>>79019506Point out HHL's posts off trip
>>79019530That's the thing I can't but he's been caught before by others. He accidentally replied to himself with his trip on I mean, forgot to take it off etc.
>>79019530>>79019488>>79019465>>79019412>>79019530Here's some of yours for you big fella, enjoy the (you)s. You're no friend of HHL you just encourage his worst impulses.
Making the Cities Skylines NPCs walk through my expensive parks just to get to the shops.
Ruth's privates will be getting a good seeing to tonight
>>790195595 (you)s there, oh aye
>>79019620kek he absolutely nailed you there like
>>79019564Love playing these games with devilish intent.
sapiosexualMARK
Bet she doesn't even know how to put GNU/Linux on this. Probably need a 32 but Debian netinstall.
False ruthmong
Fucking size of thar spider Me? Arachnophobia NglBt I try 2 be nice to them anyway Bt if catberg wants to feast that's out of my hands
Might get the Diablo 4 expansion. Really enjoyed the base game at the time but the live service does my wollocks in. Apparently the game is completely different from when it launched. That really annoys me about these games.I'd be better off just rolling a new character on Diablo 2 or Grim Dawn.
Smack my bottom mummyI been bad again
>>79019659I had an MSI laptop and it was absolute shite. Overheated like fuck all the time.
Might get back on the ssris soon desu
>>79019713Me? Been on Prozac for 11 years straight now. Fuck knows the damage it's done. Bit of a meme about the erections though, I've never had an issue.
>>79019640Indeed. Drowning guests on RCT was based.
>>79019713SSRIs are the absolute devil, I've never felt the same since I was on them.
>>79019701Never had MSI. Got a 2006 laptop that works fine but get quite hot on the palm rest. I've been very lucky with laptops.
HHL Garn secure that sproggington one day. Mark my words
Ephesians 5:18. The demon drink via spirits is devil possession. I can feel it taking over me now. It actually feels nice bt I recognise what it is. Nothing good results from this. It really is demonic. Bed soon.
>what happened?I started living
sleep[sexual thing] kinda like sleepwalking is something which really does feel like being not in control of yourself. actually fucked up. If that remote viewing thing is for real then it's even more hilarious. Fucking CIA glowies hijacking my brain to stroke willingtonshires KWAB
>>79019607Ruth would not be doing that. She's probably enjoying a comfy night in playing Cards Against Humanity with some female friends.
>>79019847I never got wet dreams when I was a teenager then they suddenly started in my mid 20s lel. Not unenjoyable think it was a medication thing though.
Ordered that webab. Got me wuds.Life's lush x
That question time in Dundee last night fucking set me off bt am not eben getting into it
>>79019874Have a good night lad. I'm garn beddingtons myself
Pharmacy junkies had no clue rhey were in the presence of the former #1 aya hirano otaku in the UK. Lower ur fucking tone. I hang my belt a long time ago bt dont think I soften with age.
>>79019866Never happened to me either really..but I don't even mean that. I mean literally waking up masturbating. Like half conscious middle of the night. Or someone else. You slowly start to gain consciousness and wonder what the hell you are doing. Happened a few times this year and I really don't like it.
>>79019866It is a bit annoying to cum all over your bedding in your sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFkKtuEcjtE
Might as well just start losermaxxing again. Can't even go down town for a few jars. Fuck the lot x
Oooo I so eepy sleepy
>>79019960Why can't you go in? They locked you in your gaff?
>>79019908I had a few dreams that were so erotic it made me wake up nd immediately m**turbate((w*nking) like the **** dream is like that. Maybe u waking up halfway through something like that. There's a compulsion 2 finish what was started.
Neckiing this webab then play some Timesplitters. Quite womfy tbqh. I know people only look out for me, stop me going town and doing me wollocks in but I can't see that when I'm blinded by the woozeCheers x.
Anyone miss the old bricks of hash you used to get? I know they've went out of fashion but there was something special about it tbqh. Bit a hash and a bottle of white lightning. Get it down ye.
Who arrested by pigs unlawfully here? *raises hand* Waste their fucking time now I will under the disguise of filming shit.
>>79019913It all comes out in the wash as they say
>>79020019A womfy night tonight leads to a womfier day tomorrow de lid
>>79020019Good man. Id love 2 play timesplitters with U no ps5 tho. Keep the dreamcore vibes going.
What's her fucking issue being sexy like that? Put some fucking jumpers on.
>>79020036True that de lid. Necking that webab box now and I'm 100 percent glad I never went town. Full of nasty dickheads anyway. Especially the bouncers, nothing but big bullies.
>>79020026Ye heating up soap bar on a knife nd sucking it out a bottle
>>79020058The big fat black bouncers were always the worst round my way.
I think she must really get off to books. This whole book is sex.
HHL will die pussyfree.
Fuck the wuds am on the ginger weers now. Keeping sober tonight. Need to keep meself fresh for tomorrow x
Anyone remember this banger?https://youtu.be/qFqvr1VOkFw?si=LH7Xx6rmXUawSH-o
>>79020058UK nightlife is demonic desu. Nothing nice about being out there.
>>79020107I might be an incel virgin retard but at least I'm womfy. Normies pay for my takeaways x
When the frauditor gets beaten up and can't land his toy drone safely. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
Back in my day you had to go in to Argos and flick through a 10000 page catalogue and use a tiny pen from the bookies to write what you wanted. Mad. If you weren't a fan of Argos you could go to Index. Same thing basically.
>>79020120Haven't been on a night out in about 10 years and I don't miss it. Can only think of about 3 nights out I've had that I actually enjoyed.
>>79020120True. Normies are pure evil, they want to torture innocent lids like me for fun. For lids me like, life is one long humiliation ritual. God help me
Getting in my feeIings
Gonna have a Maccy's brekkie in the morning I think. Might as well treat myself for once.
Most of my solo nights out I got incredibly drunk, blacked out and woke up in my bed with no recollection of how the fuck I got home considering it's a 30 minute journey in a car. Sometimes with bruises, cuts and wounds. I don't miss it.
Won 200k on the mcdonalds monopoly thing. Womfy neet life going to get more womfy. Wagies will be jealous.
No more wooze tonight xLife's better without the wangovers
>>79020143Always reserved my stuff online back then using a desktop computer and writing the reservation number down. No iPhones so most normies had to spend longer in the queue.
Never gotten drunk.Never had sex.Never smoked weed.you'd think women would like a man with some self control. apparently not.
Send in the cIowns
>>79020218When did they have online reservations? I didn't get a computer until 2005 or 2006 and honestly online shopping wasn't even a thought. I remember seeing the odd eBay ad on telly.
>>79018646well there we go, it's off
>>79020233I think I reserved some stuff like a Creative MuVo 128MB MP3 player back in 2003. I was ahead of the game. Now I can't stand how everything requires a smartphone.
Kate Middleton wants me fucking dead.
Dumb idiot on The Chase the other day didn't know what a bootloader was.
Kate would castrate me herself if she could. Probably used dark elite magic to transfer her cancer into me virgin balls.Kinda hot ngl.
>>79020261Doesn't really require a smartphone. Most shopping still have desktop sites. I use my phone more then my PC for trivial things like shopping anyway.
Imagine managing to get a date after recovering from mental illness and trying to explain your life experiences so far.
God dayum I'm glad I didn't go town now. Not only have I saved loads of money but probably saved meself a nasty hangover/comedown tomorrow as well. Keeping in me own lane tonight x
>on shopping site>please enter your mobile number >enter landline number because I don't own a smartphone >"sorry this is not a valid mobile number"that's what pisses me off so much. that and signing up for anything like gmail or hotmail is impossible without a mobile phone number to verify
>>79020332Then just get a fucking smartphone you mong. Nobody uses a landline anymore. Even my 80 year old fucking granny uses a smartphone.
>>79020326It's the only way to do it de lid, town would've been full of ghouls and orcs who started drinking and bulying before the match even started
>>79020340I don't want one just to make a purchase online on a computer. I am NEET and need to manage my limited finances.
>>79020354I am NEET and have been for ten years and I've always had one. It's not expensive. Just get a cheap Chinese one if you're that fucking destitute. Sounds like you're just shit with money.
>>79020342>town would've been full of ghouls and orcs who started drinkinTrue. It's a world of monsters out there. Absolute goons and hyenas running the show. Perverts lurking in the shadows. Makes you think this world needs a proper good cleansing.
>>79020370Nothing wrong being a pervert as long as nobody gets hurt.
Rozzers waking the whole state up because one of their piggies got harmed. Another reason not to own a smartphone. Emergency alerts will be abused.
>>79020394That's in Yankville you retard. I've never once got a government alert on my phone other than the big Covid announcement.
Even when you turn off an iPhone it still emits RF for remote locking purposes. If you walk around anywhere with a smartphone, you are being triangulated to the metre all the time. You have no privacy with these tracking devices. The new ones even ping satellites. Yet you say I don't have a phone to anyone and they simply think you are weird for valuing your privacy.
>>79020370Some day a real helper will come nd cleanse all the scum off these streets
>>79020403>COVID-19and that was government fear mongering. I have never been vaxxed and am still alive. the nhs also sent lots of texts too.
Bruised and battered on the streets of feeladelphia.
UK night life is actually demonic. Coked up demons killing ppl over taxi queues. Umbrella spikes thru ppls eyes. Its not human whatever it is. Third world nigger behaviour on our streets. Courtesy of whites.
>>79020426One can only hope de lid, one can only hope.
I mean down the road here was police taped off for the whole weekend after some1 got stabbed fuck out I had 2 sign in and out with police just to go shops. Just bc ppl get drunk nd can't fucking behave. Am used to it but I hate it.
>>79020444>>79020467alcohol was a mistake
I hate the upper classes, bc I want their stuff. I don't want social mobility or opportunities I just want their stuff. I might be a communist. They have to die. Sorry! SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
*eyes roll to the back of me head SSM style"Corr cba to eat anymore, just gonna mong out now, play a bit of vidya then crash out. That quarter pounder filled me up. Can't eat the rest.
She's so sweet. I don't know why I get upset sometimes. She deserves a good, healthy life. A very nice lass only doing good things for the world. Better than Scottish Lauren by far.
>>79020482Based. Line the upper class cunts up against the wall. God wants them all dead anyway.
>>79020488When I'm drunk my stomach is a bottomless pit, we're not meant to eat that much de lid, just makes you feel rotten the next day
>>79020515Capitalism has done a number on me.
Wops on the other hand is a nasty, all about herself kind of girl. She couldn't care less about her little brother and wants his room to store her games in. She values plastic cases and discs more than her own flesh and blood. I didn't think she was this bad.
Having a cryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6zaCV4niKk>How can I try to explain, when I do he turns away again?
Me gran died of Covid. She was 97 but perfectly healthy!!!!
Feels good knowing there are people out there doing their wollocks in right now but I'm not one of them. Already looking forward to getting snug in beddingtons. Rather them than me.
Who /spooky/ here. It october
Me and wops would not get on. She'd piss me off after a while and I don't think she is a romantic person. Shame really there's no girls into vidya and normal lads.
>>79020545She looks like a typical far-right thug. Probably smashed up her local mosque during the riots.
>walk into busy a&e and start filming everyone and all them GDPR breaches, then walk out before they pull the old being a nuisance on nhs property law
>>79020560That's the thing of living near a city de lid. You can look towards Sunderland City Centre and guarantee there'll be people having the worse night of their entire lives in those streets, any night of the week. Every passing siren is a life changing event for some poor cunt out there. We need to count our blessings.
>>79020515I hardly even eat sober bt when I drink i stuff down endless amounts of the most dire shit imaginable then wake up nd feel anxious about it. Grim
>>79020577Well she's from a rough area but I don't reckon she even cares about politics or watches the news. She's obsessed with collecting vidya and before that it was Funko Pops. She's probably a good looksmatch for a lad like you.
>>79020552She had her whole life ahead of her. FUCK ANTI VACXER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
Ruthmong gradually ramping up his spamming, about to ruin the thread as usual
>>79020601Words of wisdom lid, words of wisdom. Even on a smaller scale you have all the unlucky cunts who will lose their wallets/phone/bank card ect.. or be ripped off by a paki taxi driver on the way home. It's a total shitshow out there, like a competition of who can come off the worst.
She looks the sort to go out rioting and loot the Lush store.
>>79020641That Marge pic again.
>>79020653>Even on a smaller scale you have all the unlucky cunts who will lose their wallets/phone/bank card ect.. or be ripped off by a paki taxi driver on the way homeExactly lad, the fear, the realisation in the morning that their card is gone, that they've spent all their money, that they've lost their card or their jacket or they've humiliated themselves. That's only the easiest of it too. It's a circus of horrors.
>>79020438>feeladelphiaHeh that's a good one
Aussie Lauren will one day be more successful than Scottish Lauren. She's already making 2 grand a month on patreon and youtube.
>>79020721Need a wojak version of that music video.
HHL weltdown probably not happening tonight.
>>79020354Get an Alcatel 1. Cheap as fuck.
Make a new fucking thread NOW wagie
>>79020707>It's a circus of horrors.Spot on lid, I'm keeping well away from it me before it ends in disaster.>>79020777Yeah, I'm sober now. So you're gonna have to get your entertainment from somewhere else tonight. Cheers x
Mad how weed possession is still illegal but booze isn't.
Make the thread slave cunt I demand it
Preferably lighthouse
They just dropped a nu teaser for WW3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3xqZJhazc>Error: Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.Fackin ell lol. Meant to attach a funny catberg pic
Where am I gamefaqs ? Somethingawful? I have 2 wait for a moderator? Enough. SEnd IN THE CLOWNS!!!!
MAKE A NEW 1 RETARDED NIGGER SLAVE MAKE IT FOR ME NOW
Female hate folder organised and backed up.
I cast 2024 into the anal of time
Reverse T-symmerry means time can go backwards. Linear time isn't a given in this universe
Don't fancy making a new one until we hit at least 440, feels wrong
D&llycel make the thread duckinf fruitcake
Ok then here you go>>79020908>>79020908>>79020908
It's over. U had your cyanxe. SEND IN THE CLOWNS
KIDNAP MR. D*LLYCEL
Do U nkow Corinthians 13?
