5th October 2024 edition
Mad how pretty and nice women are
>>79020744She looks young for a 60 year old.
Do U no Corinthians 13?
>>79020933They have good genes some of these asmrtists.
Bit of Fortnite before beddingtons.Oh aye.
>>79020958Ye, feels like bed soon.
She doesn't look a day over 22.
>>79020977same lid. watching some asmr soon.
It october the time when my dark powers are @ maximum
>>79020977Sames, Already feeling quite tired, just finishing off a few quests then crashing out.
Women keeping this country stable by working the jobs men turn their noses up at.
>>79020641t. Schizochimp patternmong
YouTube telling me now if I watch the whole ad, I may get less interruptions. Fuck sake. I never buy any shit. I blacklist every company that keeps showing me ads.
>>79021021i feel it. he's HERE. he's posting his woman with bricks images. he's ready to strike. he wants to make you sad.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/a6wmh4NEPvXge_T0DC75-g/
>>79021045Same, except I don't watch ads if I can help it.Ublock Origin and a pihole see to that.Except for uktv - their devs know about the pihole, I think, but no anti-adblock technology can beat muting the TV and peering through my fingers at a tiny corner of the screen until I see the program ident again.FUCK YOU, waste your money on nothing, national advertisers!
Midnite snackington kicking in is it not
>>79021109I remember on the channel 4 app I could set the proxy as localhost and all the ads would skip but the programmes came through fine. Years ago so probably patched now.
My diabolical occult powers return day by day. NWO counted me out. A minor inconvenience.
>>79021108>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/a6wmh4NEPvXge_T0DC75-g/>every post outside of /britfeel/ gets ignore or mockedNo wonder he just spams his routines here, can't even fit in amongst incels
Maybe I'm the baphomet. Nd so what.
Like I said 2 him "maybe I'm the baphomet" what? Well it's something 2 think about. Never text me without my consent. U shouldn't jabe done that. Send in the fucking clowns
>>79021131Before they had there own site years ago they used to upload all their 4OD stuff on YouTube. Used to use an adblocker to watch shit adfree. YouTube used to have a lot of TV back in the day.
U left me with no other choice old friend
I don't want a job. Too much effort and makes me want to kill myself in a deadend job. I don't need many things in life so with that mentality, money doesn't matter. I see being homeless as a journey, a future challenge. I do not care. At least I will never work. It's great the bennies system is there for me.
I like to fall asleep with cake in my mouth so I always have sweet dreams.
>>79021171when did you realise the guy from art attack was in this?
You don't claim bennies. You are a larper living off your mummy.
>>79021205I live each day as it comes. Bennies will be there for me. Gonna get me a new laptop and Xbox Series X.
>>79021203I heard he stuck two pencils up his nose, headbutted the desk and killed himself like that Frosties kid. THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT, I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF FROSTIES HITTING ME PLATE.
My mummy so innocent she thinks the joker 2019 is the 1 w heath ledger "is that where the guy died" joker was on telly earlier like no mum that's boomer shit this is the 1488 no pussy no work niggerkiller 9000 joker things have changed a bit since ur day. Bless her tho
>get arrested for nightwalk>usb key in pocket >refuse to give name at custody>they check fhe usb key>usb killer fries the pigs computer
Chuck sneeded seedily
I can only sleep when I actually feel tired. I can't wake up to alarms. It's not normal. Being NEET is the only way I can get healthy sleep.
>>79021255I saw Joker in the cinema with my mum and she loved it lmaoshe refuses to see the new one as it's a musical and she hates musicals
>larping as ruthmongA new low indeed...
>>79021255The joker (about two detectives) is really shit, the only good bit was the part where it seemed the redacted framed the redacted. 1 no, 4 seconds of WTF?, then back to shit.
I am so glad I can sleep in this morning. I envy you NEETs. Wageslaving is an unbelievable grind, especially at a shit retail job like myself. Don't even have energy when I get home to do anything other than sleep. Saturday evening is basically the only time I can relax. Sundays are a fucking wash because I'm anxious about going back to work the next day. Might break my own legs so I can claim bennies.
>>79021332Get on that pip my lid
>>79021332>Might break my own legs so I can claim bennies.They'll heal and you'll be forced back to work. You'll have to chop 1 of.
*hits u with a brick*Do you know corinthians 13?
Phwoooaaaar reckon it's time for beddingtons me. Nice cold wokkle of water for beddingtons here as well. It womfy xNighty night lids.
>>79021364Nope, don't know it, desu muh lad.
>>79021369Helpy help nighter lad.
>>79021226>I live each day as it comesBased
Sleep time for me, nighty night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RQQsf6qz40
>>79021369Gn helper lad
>>79021347Don't think PIP would be enough to survive, need proper disability benefits.>>79021357True. Maybe I can just start pretending I have cerebral palsy symptoms or something. Start walking about shaking like a spakker?>>79021369Na night Helperlad, cya in't mornin' pal.
>>79021405Gn haleylad
>>79021203Boggles dunnit
Manifesting that ***** dream
I see things from the future
The court has come. The court of the Nations. And into the courtroom will come the martyrs of Southport and Manchester. From the ditch of Nottingham, Glasgow Belfast the dead will rise. They will arise from the graves, they will arise from flames bringing with them the acrid smoke and the deathly odour of scorched and martyred Britain. And the children, they too will come, stern and merciless. The butchers had no pity on them; now the victims will judge the butchers. Today the tear of the child is the judge. The grief of the mother is the prosecutor. SEND IN THE CLOWNS!
Those ***** days never coming back. I follow my own path in life, alone, forever. It can't be helped.
God wills it. Simple as.
My occult power rises more each day.
My hime cut ***** is gone 4ever thats OK. ***** got 2 sprogs. Its none of my business. God bless.
***** grow up I didnt. Me? Didnt grow up. V immature. We different.
Everybody grew up nd left me behind. They go forwards I stayed same.
Bed time. Everyone left me.
NEET pride worldwide. Gdt drunk nd pit all your life savings on roulette. We could be dead tomorrow. Fucking MAN UP.
Phone in now 0800 1488 never work a day in my life
2 many low T fags in this general. Gamble ur life savings. NOW.
Its really my bedtime now. Take it away wagies
slept amazing for once, on my way to work now, full of energy my laaaaaaaaads hyped af
Just back from my walk. Time to play some Monomyth Dungeon crawling is so lush>>79022035Having no money might be for him, but it certainly isn't for me>>79022180Get in therrrrrrr
whats with the posting asterisks is it some hot new maymay?
>no hhl meltdown yawn
pie and bread for me my leeeeeeeeeed
Wish I had some toes in my mouth right now.
no dirty dishes for me my leeeeeeed
doesnt SSM have a dishwasher?
>>79022824he did until he cex'd it
I AM...................................................... SNEED!This is going to be kino. I will definitely watch it in the cinema.
Good morning lads, no matter what youre doing, I hope you have a brilliant day! >~<
>>79023161Cheers lad. Need to take my son to football for a 9am kick off, 30 min drive away corr.. little shit's not even up yet, if he sleeps in then so be it
>>79023194Post a picture of your son
Why is the country bad?
>>79023219Sure lad give me just one moment, don't go anywhere.>2ND4K
>>79023284Because it is the uk
>>79023284to name a handful of things. yank investment, privatisation of everything, the need to spend pounds to save pennies, the cargo cult of the NHS, and wog worship. Yank social media spilling into our politics mixed with yank NGOs doing their scummy shenanigans with the cia have been a huge blow to our country too.
>>79023337So you believe a lot of the issues are American made and finance related? Where do you see this going?
>>79022035Every time I open one of these there's a 10% chance or so the foam overflows and spills everywhere and I've never figured out what does it
>>79023370probably the dissolution of united kingdom in our lifetime as a final fuck you from the yanks once we're finally bled dry and of no use, with them funding both nationalist movements and various wog movements much like they did with Yugoslavia. I would not be surprised one bit if the brics countries fostered and backed an actual scottish independence movement too as payback for the wests backing of countless movements across the globe since 4everthats just my theory on how this will all play out
>>79023318>don't go anywhere.Havent gone anywhere in a long time
>>79023435What will you do? Are you planning to weather the storm?
Ruthmong what are your plans for today?
>>79023464id go way up north. a tent and a fishing pole is all i need my leeeeed
>>79021429Not even 5 hours sleep, it not right. Dog sitting today, he can watch me play vidya haha.You'd make a great detective lad.
>>79023502I like the bravery you show in saying that? So your plan is to ride it out in a camp style situation, fishing and farming while most people go homeless and end up in anarchy? Are you going to go alone?
Coorrrrrr not even a good sleepshire at all this. Feel like I have been hit by a car.I have been wondering. Can any NEETs here actually break down what benefits they get, which components, how much, and what they receive them for? Always with the get on bennies etc but nobody ever says how much they get. It not right.
Balding gay man complaining about sleep quality again
>>79023533its the only option id have. i wouldnt fit in any movement as a racist trannynot that id want to be in one anyway since the end result would be the victor looting the country and being a bunch of bullies to the downtrodden >>79023564dont have exact numbers, butbasic UC. 400 quidLCWRA. 400 quid, or LCW is around 200 i thinkPIP. 700 oddUC housing element depends on your rent, but they pay pretty much all of it
Jobcentre cunts, I've been classed as limited work bollocks for 5 years, and never got any extra monies. Might have to complain desu.
>>79023629I am familiar with UC statements and this is about right. Madness how you can get PIP and limited capability for work, they obviously overlap. They deduct overlaps for other things like carers allowance. Not implying you or anybody in particular but this essentially means you can have free rent plus 1500 per month tax free for literally nothing. Nothing even wrong with some people. What a country lol. I know of instances where they pay all of London rents too. Like 2k a month no problem. But it works in the opposite way too. People doing fake makework for good money at home etc. Can't go on forever and when it stops it just means supply crash and mass starvation probably whoops.
Wish you lads weren't so useless so you could help me with my problems
>>79023743Oh yeah, like what problem?
In that seethemode. Don't even look at me. Need to run stat.
corr spending the entire day researching the second sino japanese war mewatched The Eight Hundred yesterday, right proper Chinese kino it were>>79023663uc is means tested, whereas pip is not. that's why they are separate and thats why you can get max pip even if you work. also for some reason the dwp take into account your pip takings if you go over that 6k savings cap imposed on you while on UC kek, the ghouls>Can't go on forever and when it stops it just means supply crash and mass starvation probably whoops.this will not last forever and some people are already starving to deathgoogle "Laura Winham" and youll see a case of this being posted yesterday>>79023851get on that run grind my leeeeeeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fqXHMiJrkbeen shopping 8 picnic bars it lush
>>79023866Training for a marathon next year so I am.Hmm I sneedpose but I meant like on a mass level. It's all so absurd. I pay over 100 per month into a pension scheme. Fucking kek. As if this system will exist in its current form in 50 something years.
Good sleepshire this hath been
>>79023890>been shopping 8 picnic bars it lushfascinating
>>79021531Thought this was alizee from the thumbnail
Hafta prep and print the other shidd don't i
Nonce alert lmaoooo! Thought it was pretty funny. I mean >She was 15 years and 364 days and 23 hours old you sick fuck.Work is boring as shit. There's like 5 people total in.
Good night's sleep last night, best I've had in a few weeks.Not sure what I'm doing today but got the house to myself from like midday to midnight.
Everybody slept well last night except Chika
Yo britfeelThanks britfeel
>>79024087do you nosh black lads?
>>79024077So true king. Mr. Ray Peat says that it's good to drink wovfefe though so I'm doing alright there. Otherwise I feel terrible.
I prefer fake raynor t'real raynor, desu.I forgot what that lad called her last night, but it was funny.
>>79024106Chip Shop DebsA Morgoth classic
>>79024106Chip Shop Debs
>>79024114>>79024116That's the one, thanks lads.
>>79024102>Ray Peatarbroath lass won't like this one
Chika should exercise more, improves sleep quality
>>79024259I do lots. I think this week I did too much and didn't sleep enough. Now my body just refuses to not feel terrible. Far too busy to just sleep through the day though. It not right. Plans later. When I was a NEET I would still be sleeping right now.
ssm needs to uploaf in HDR
>>79024291>ssm needs to uploaf in HDRfascinating
11 eggs baby \o/, and you can put hats on horses.
>>79024291Just found him. Absolute geezer. What a based lad. Video quality is spot on.
Quite the turdington building up right nowVerily
>>79024313>11 eggs baby \o/, and you can put hats on horses.Fascinating.
He get driving licence back.New motorbility car coming on SO fucking strong.He get nice new electric vehicle, he earned it.Public transport not for him, he can stink out a whole train in 3 minutes and a bus in about 45 seconds.It so fucking LUSHGET IN.
>>79024365>Just found him. Absolute geezer. What a based lad. Video quality is spot on.amazing
>>79024411>Fascinating.Veru fascinatu even.
I have stored too much adult entertainment on my hard drive and must now make space for further files
2 Stops away.
>>79024431>I have stored too much adult entertainment on my hard drive and must now make space for further filesIntriguing stuff.
>>79024414doesn't he need his PIP for the car? can't see him spending his own money on one
>Listening to songs i subconsciously associate w/the psycho exberg due to having listened to them on the reg at the height of the relationshit's honeymoon phaseYeah probably shouldn't do that, least not too oftenStill, they're good lill tracks though
>>79024443>doesn't he need his PIP for the car? can't see him spending his own money on onefascinating
>>79024443Motorbility pay for his car de lad.
Shall be ingesting a wofvefe now
>>79024470>Shall be ingesting a wofvefe nowfascinating
>>79024472Get a thesarus lad. Bit boring the overuse of "fascinating" tbqh.
>>79024477>Get a thesarus lad. Bit boring the overuse of "fascinating" tbqh.Fascinating.
might switch to "amazing"
Ugly alt girl is back at CEX. Thought she was fired. Maybe she'll be my gf. Thought of something to say when she was doing my stuff I bought but I was too slow. Just a second longer and I could've said it. I'm smart but my brain lags with this kind of stuff.No other chances. She does go into Costa sometimes before work so might see her. Chubby CEX girl wasn't there. Sat elsewhere so she'll me programming next time she's in and see I'm smart. I'll also say hello to her then. The glasses girl what works at Costa will be in tomorrow and then I can talk to her.Got chances but I got to not fuck them up.Anyway picrelated is my haul from SEX today. Just wanted to use my vouchers up since I don't like having them lying around. Already got 3D Land digitally but I wanted it physically so I can add it to my game collection.
>>79024467>Motorbility pay for his car de lad.fascinating
>>79024467How on earth does he get mobility for his disability? You need 12+ points for the enhanced rate which gives you a mobility car.
>>7902454011e12b.He get motorbility car.Trolls FUMING.
>>79024540>>79024467he doesn't anymore but my guess is something to do with planning, 'anxiety' and him being an idiot
Think these assessments are stupid. Just have them look at evidence submitted, and make a judgement off that. Maybe contact the therapist or whatever and ask their view. Points systems are stupid. Should be told and trained to generally try and see things in the claimants favour and not try and catch them out. State should not see it's citizens suspicious by default.Furthermore, whenever I've seen big cases of fraud get busted, it's always been foreign gangs, not native people, and not individuals. So treating people suspiciously is just wrong. Just people being punished for foreigners actions innit.Relatively speaking it doesn't cost too much anyway and most people do see working as a virtue and are not trying to be dossers. They're wrong though, working is not a virtue, but still they see it that way. Fraud is low.
Been drinking 4x more tea lately, have I not
>>79024567>he doesn't anymore but my guess is something to do with planning, 'anxiety' and him being an idiotfascinating stuff
'fascinating' lad on a mad one this morning
>Order a thing>Don't hear back from the guy for a week>"Will i get the thing this week still?">"That's correct">Another week passes>Case to be filed soonMind-boggling. Why even offer the thing when you refuse to provide the thing once it's paid for
>>79024586it so sadhe hate the threadbut just can't leave it.
>>79024591Indeed, many such cases
>>79024577>Been drinking 4x more tea lately, have I notFascinating.
Trying to get my head around who would pay full whack for TNT sports to watch 1 Prem game a week and meaningless European group games.
Now I'm back home, gonna have a nice wankington.
>>79023489Just got up. Going to take it easy and play some vidya.
>>79024591Most easily filtered mong ever luckily.
>>79024637Morning ruthmong lad. Hope a car crashes through your front window while you're standing behind it today.
>>79024643>Most easily filtered mong ever luckilywascinating
>>79024661lel done him
>>79024648My house isn't right up against the road. Hopefully it will be a cute learner.
>SSM_drivel_routine.exe is running
>>79024694this one is more like your ruthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Yh4f5jEts
Wish I hadn't wanked. Deleting all my porn. Gonna go without for three weeks at least.
>run ruthmong.exe
>Put muffs off for less than a second to clean the other thing real quick>Alcoholic umemployed spastic upstairs immediately slamming shit about again tooIncredible
>>79024643>Most easily filtered mong ever luckily.interesting
Can't even take a daywalk without these pigs cuffing you.https://youtu.be/cpM77KpRxLk
>run auditmong_routine.exe
>tfw no 24yo gf with pink earmuffs
SEASIDE UPDATE>seasideMARK good football and horse racing today good sports on Saturday it's lush I can't lose.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jKnlFxScY
how come you incels (not afraid to use that word) say you want a dangerous gf but if you had a gf who threatened to tell the bizzies you'd been knocking her young'uns about, you'd run for the hills?the problem is you're all too risk-averse. take more risks. to others, not just yourself.
Cleaning the other thing now am i notBeen overdue for 2-3 days or thereabouts
>>79024789>SEASIDE UPDATEriveting
>>79024723Very nice lass called Emily but her voice is not as nice. I would probably fail reading the car number plates.
12.5km runshire completeDon't feel much betterIt not right
>>79024723Think I still prefer Phoebe. She's more funny.
might go on the piss today big time classic HHL style
>>79024820>12.5km runshire completefascinating
>>79024835>teeth clearly visiblefootmongs 'toothless mong' gimmick in tatters
Imagine being forced out of your boxroom because of normies.
Buying a BBC dildo to ram up your asshole is all fun and games until you decide to get rid of it. How the fuck do I chuck out such a thing without me mam noticing?
>>79024895hide it up your arse and just leave the house
>>79024895Just wrap it in something then put it underneath bin bags already in the bin outside. Then stop being so paranoid. Relax bro nobody gonna take it from you.
one more hour of work, im exhausted desu
>>79024723Stupid bint drives in the middle of the road and drives on the pavement to get out of the way of cars. Women should not be driving these death machines.
>>79024895sluice it down the drainpipe, it'll blend in
>>79024917would you use a used dildo if it was cleared properly?
>>79024932No lol. Hope you're not trying to flog it to me my lid.
my dad used to go on about women drivers. i rebelled against it and i am now a stalwart feminist. i'm now the same age he was when i remember him yelling that some stupid fucking cow couldn't drive, and i am sprogless + unemployed.fascinating.
>>79024943Your dad got laid and produced a sad pussyless mong boy.
>>79024950yeah dad was right. and in his defence, mum couldn't drive very well. and in my defence, i'm a man and i can't drive.i think the only logical conclusion is to get a sex change.
Bored of DJ Audits.
>>79024960Poley also famously a terrible driver
>>79024950>Your dad got laid and produced a sad pussyless mong boy.This is me
Deliver my fast food slop wagie woman. They're so incompetent at even the simplest of jobs. >muh safety It's like she wants to make a hungry man come out there and smash her car up to get his food that he paid for.
all our dads got laid, if you think about it
I love living in Thailand. Long holidays. Having sex with my Thai gf. Doing Muay Thai and BJJ. Saving money. I will never live in England again.
>>79024974Women didn't have to deal with picking out from thousands of men on online dating back then. He'd probably find it difficult now.
>>79024983cor imagine if you found some way to control the weather, right, but it was localised to you and this delivery driver in this appyou'd be on the newsthe CIA would get involvedcorrr
>>79024990>He'd probably find it difficult now.100% lid he'd be fucked these days the standards are unreal now.
>>79024983>Door dashYou are getting angry at the interactions between two complete strangers in America. Log off bro.
Thailand looks a bit shite if I am honest. Looks like a third world country in most parts and you have to deal with Dehli Belly from the poor food hygiene standards, as well as mosquitos giving you malaria.
im a cobbler who steals random customers shoes and tells them i lost them>>79024983those food delivery companies are a scam. i ordered a kfc earlier this year and some ukranian bitch just went to a carpark for 20 minutes and said the food was delivered. i saw her on the app map and everything. luckily i got a refund after i complained. ban those wog deliveroo companies send the buggers back t b h
i need to become of those men who CAN live out of a rucksack. i think the obvious primary investment is a rugged laptop. do i get some 00s ThinkPad with industrial steel rivets? go all-in on the Linux life? or do i do the opposite and disconnect entirely?
>>79025000Just the level of entitlement women have these days. Everything is on their terms and their mental health. Makes me sick. They don't know what hard work is.
>>79024983based af, fuck your food
So glad I prefer men and couldn't give a fuck about this.
>>79025025These pretty women usually have mega rich parents. I have a sneaking suspicion that IQ and beauty are linked. You know see absolutely gorgeous model tier women living in a council house.
Mark would make a killing doing mukbang videos for homosexuals into that feeder type stuff
ruthmong needs some new bait desu
>>79025009I can't trust any random person with a car or bike with my food. Mum goes to the drive in and gets it. I refuse to eat anything delivered unless it's groceries. Delivery is a rip off too.
>>79025030>You know seeMeant never see
>>79025009Haven't had a KFC in years. Got the dodgiest chicken wing you've ever seen and it put me off.
>some bigbux American company>what if we diversify our portfolio to ensure gains solutions profit margins Uninted Kingdom?>yeah!>order scran>it arrivesget in
>>79025014Probably need one of them toughbooks. Panasonic make them I think. Definitely put GNU/Linux on. Ideally Debian, hardened in case of theft.
>>79024860>footmongs 'toothless mong' gimmick in tattersfascinating
>>79024969>Poley also famously a terrible driverenthralling
>>79025030That's all most women get by on in life - their sex appeal. It's makes them more employable into easy jobs, they never have to worry about no relationship too. There's always desperate men.
>>79025046yeah i could set up a Debian system, no problem. nothing wrong with ordering a laptop, just ordering a laptop. what's a good model? will look into Panasonic/toughbooks.
Scalpberg got some nice dried blood picked off. Very satisfying.
>>79025032Your cat has a nice pad.
Chip Shop Debian
>run GNU/Linux_routine.exe
She's probably still got insecure XP on there with her old Minecraft installed instead of installing GNU/Linux.
>>79025077>She's probably still got insecure XP on there with her old Minecraft installed instead of installing GNU/Linux.really?
>>79025060I don't know nowadays. Probably the latest Panasonic or a ThinkPad in a tough case. You'll want an SSD inside as HDD do not like being dropped.
Need to feed my seed to sneed
Bought a laptop about a year ago. Barely ever use it desu Probably had to charge it 5 times.
>>79025087Yeah. I actually pay attention in asmr class.
>>79025093Have some fun trying out GNU/Linux with different distros and desktop environments.
It would be funny if some studio were to produce a pornographic movie based on gen Z boss and a mini haha
>>79025103Where does one buy a gnu Linux? Cex?
>>79025106gen Z boss and a gaping fanny
>>79025110DistroWatch lad.
>>79025110Nope, currys or argos.
If i were Chad for a day, i'd be drowning in pussy.
>>79025114Sounds like a Terry pratchett novel desu>>79025118Kinda miss the old Argos stores with all the catalogues. Used to go through them at home as a kid
all right lads say you have 800 quid and need to go homeless/off-grid, what's the plan?
>>79025122>If i were Chad for a day, i'd be drowning in pussyfascinating
>Go on Meetup app cause I'm lonely>The only things available are drinking coffee with old people and board games at cafesYeah... I'm fucked
>>79025143what's wrong with the board games one?
>>79025143What were you expecting de lad
>>79025153Dunno lad just not for me.
>>79025143Board games can be fun, why not do that? You could give it a try once.
personally i don't know whether to go for the true crime book club, or the unvaccinated singles 25-40
>>79025163>Board games can be fun, why not do that? You could give it a try once.Suppose lad. Something I've never been interested in. Starting to wonder if I'm just a broke person and I don't even want to meet anyone cause I just make excuses.
>>79025143You should just do what SSM does and go to beauty spots and randomly ask strangers if they're local.Better than being bored, lonely and depressed innit
Curious now to check out said app
>>79025177Wonder if this is a good way to meet single women
>>79025177>go to beauty spots and randomly ask strangers if they're local.Too scared to do that lid. I only speak with strangers if it's needed. Otherwise I just keep to myself
>>79025169Mix the two, go to the unvaccinated singles thing and talk about how covid was a crime.
Know why they call them board games? 'CAUSE THEY'RE BORING! GET IT? BORING! LOL.
>apps doing things we already had things in place forwhat's next? an app for walking?
>>79025187Ruthmong won't be able to check it out, he doesnt have a phone
The wrong things have been winning bigly since 1945. White Dulux paint. Say no more. Enuff said. More beauty and ornamentation in a teacup from 1840 than has been produced in Britain in 80 years. Zozzle.
>>79025198But if you dont have any mates you cant do these things on ya bill it's shite
Miners invented boardgames while waiting for the tunnels to be dugAnne Frank invented the game hide and seek.
>>79025204>The wrong things have been winning bigly since 1945. White Dulux paint. Say no more. Enuff said. More beauty and ornamentation in a teacup from 1840 than has been produced in Britain in 80 years. Zozzlefascinating
>>79025198It may be sooner than you think.
>>79025200>Ruthmong won't be able to check it out, he doesnt have a phonefascinating
Glad I'm not single. Don't think I could do tinder and the likes.would probably end up single for years to come
CLEOPATRA IS STARTING ON BBC2QUICK GET IT ON
Weekend is all about drinking beer at noon lads
>>79025242Can't. I don't have a TV licence
>>79025242Did you know she was black? My granny said so
mum's gone out and some strangers keep knocking at my door. day ruined. in a right paranoid state now. can't settle.
>>79025264Why don't you answer? Unless you have good reason to be hiding that is?
Top tier whore isn't sheIt's always something else when some gigastacy decides to do porn for no reason in particular other than being a hornyarse cumslutThis is what all women default back to when they grow up in matriarchal feminist societies with weak fathers
>>79025278Not him but I NEVER answer the door unless it's someone I recognise or a delivery I'm expecting.
>>79025290So do you look through the peep hole and if you don't recognise them just walk away? Fair enough.
Young British people always complaining about Colonialism. It's pathetic.
>>79025301Pretty much lad, yes. There is literally NO reason for anyone to knock on my door. The only strangers I have exceptions for are delivery men and people reading the electric meter (which doesn't happen as much as it used to because you do it yourself in the app now).
>>79025308Used to get so mad when I'd be halfway through cooking supper and id answer the door to be faced with some Jehovah's witnesses trying to sell me on the afterlife.
An unopened door is a happy door.
>>79025315Haven't had a JW in a good long while. Used to get them quite often desu but I think they've changed tact to standing on the highstreet with a stand full of leaflets. That doesn't bother me, better than the Christian nutters with megaphones and speakers telling me I'm going to Hell.
>>79025324Last time I saw them it was on the high street too. They'd got smarter though and were using young woman to approach the men.
>>79025342Round my way it's all old women to be honest. Never seen a young one. They've been pretty pleasant whenever I've chatted to them briefly though. Just told them I don't believe in God when they asked me something and they were very understanding and didn't push me.
>>79025308Same. Do same with phone too. Used to answer but it was never anything good and usually turned out bad so I stopped.
>>79025350Not religious either so I always tell them the same thing. Come from a protestant family but it wasn't for me. A lot of the young lads tend to be Americans I noticed. What a gig that must be. Fly over to the UK and go round the council estates preaching god.
>>79025366My phone basically pre-flags numbers as spam so just don't answer UNLESS I'm waiting on a call that COULD be from an unknown number (like an NHS callback or some sort).
>>79025376Yeah I don't even know if it's a job or they just have to as part of their church or whatever. Churches in America seem like money making machines compared to here though. Church attendance is at an all time low in the UK and Ireland.
mfw being depressed rn
Me and Ruthmong moving to yoron island together
What is the meaning of life /britfeelers/
>>79025411>What is the meaning of lifeRotmaxxing
Gym employee I fancied for ages who was engaged finally got married yesterday. Was never gonna be my gf but I'm still sad.
These kinds of hi tier beckys are for /Chad only/.
Shower helped but still feel pozzedBut plans are plans and sneeds must
>>79025451I'd love to cum all over her black hair.
i forgot how shit weekend britfeel is
>>79025466Lack of cats on caturday.
7 stops awayFor the last fucking 15 minutes!!!
Fucked my wife this morning. Will be fucking her in the arse tomorrow.
>>79025510Similar to how when you're waiting for a train on the platform and you look up and see it's due in like 15 mins, then the time rolls over one minute, but then instead of being due in 14 mins it remains at 15. Losing a minute per minute.I fucking hate trains in this shithole country. Not a single one I've been on in the last probably four or five years has actually been on time.
>>79025110Unironically Ubuntu is decenthttps://ubuntu.com/desktopIf your computer can't run the normal desktop version (needs 4 gigs of RAM I think) then download a server image then customise it with a lighter desktop, like LXDE or LXQt.
>>79025284Hazel Moore is heavily underrated. Absolutely great performer. Glad someone else appreciates her.
>>79025514Good lad, I always get offers from married women to fuck them in arse while their husbands are at work/around their mates. I end up slipping it in their pussys 9/10 by the time they are warmed up they dont care.Thanks for opening up another woman to "dirty arse sex with a stranger"Top lad.
>>79025110Plenty of sites to help you choose a distro, lad. Personally I like Arch but I recognise that it's not for everyone. Something simpler like Mint is usually a good starting point.
>>79025524Same with planes, it's all gone to shit.Sitting in the airport and the departure time ticks away but it's now five minutes later, but on the app you're going to arrive 10 minutes earlier???Or it just gets cancelled like two hours before takeoff and you've been waiting 6 hours for the connection....Flying is very hit an miss, always make sure you've got enough for a few nights hotel and food and a change of underpants and socks in your carry on.Same applies to trains, spare pair of bundies and food and water and cash.
5 Stops away, finally, he's finished spaffing in anons wifes arse...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1W0IfgVHCo
I find it deeply offensive when I see a porn scene that looks good, start to watch and then you see the girl has some giant fucking haemorrhoid winking at you on her arsehole.You're a pornstar, shooting for a porn company. You are being paid to be physically attractive and put on a good sex show. Why even bother turning up with a giant red grape hanging out your arse? Why would the director agree to shoot you with that?Such a waste of my time.
Think I might get back on the SSRIsI hate them but they probably help me
people with autism really cant not talk about trains huh
>>79025565Never look at milfs on chaturbate lad, wall to wall haemorrhoids... and they spend so fucking long typing on the keyboards like boomers instead of being erotic it's really frustrating maintaining an erection at a woman typing slowly...
Where's Gupta today?
>>79025605probably stood around staring at a bloke changing a wheel on his car or something
Nice deliveryberg today, lads. Tintin has a holographic cover which is cool as well. Off to put the finishing touches on the Vindaloo now.
*gun kata's britfeel*
>>79025626Afternoon Ravi! Vindaloo? If you're Indian it's more like Vindastreet KEEEEEK
>>79021185Cute wee lad
White women prefer black cock. Oh aye
>>79025626Good bunch of films that. I haven't watched the prestige in an age. Might have to get that on before weekends end.
>Good bunch of films that.
I'm done with housework for the day so I'm gunna crack open a bottle of something and sit my arse down.
yeah proper fuckin robots you lot yeah proper fuckin loney with ur missus and kids and fancy house and car and social life and gadgets and sex life yeah
Gun Kata Lad is the biggest chad here, maybe even a bigger chad than DVD Lad.
>>79025730This but unironically just finished with putting up a shelf
>no affectionate gymnast gf to chuck around and kiss
>>79025735Why does this bother you anon?
>>79025744Do you think she does anal? Would be a shame if that peachy arse didn't get a good seeing to.
>>79025744Wonder what ruthmong thinks about this webm
>>79025650Guess what, lad.
>>79025739Lol, I really should get back into doing it before bed. It does legit make you feel like a fucking sick cunt. The whole movie is great, that's why I watch it over and over again, never gets old.
>>79025747proper fuckin robot you
>NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT KIND OF LOSER TO BE HERE!!!!!!
>>79025408What's good about there? Looks like somewhere where girls go to take Instagram photos. I would need a passport.
>>79025767Never in a million years laddie
>you can get Minority Report on Blu-ray>he got it on DVDis he retarded?
DJE is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX6TTVgSiao
>>79025759Moving up in the world my lid
>>79025626>Nice deliveryberg today, lads. Tintin has a holographic cover which is cool as well. Off to put the finishing touches on the Vindaloo now.amazing
Fed up of her shilling vpns and pretending she uses one on all her devices. Nah she's just doing it for easy money.
>>79025799>DJE is livefascinating
>>79025799Another Palestine march. Doubt anything interesting will happen.
>>79025809>Fed up of her shilling vpns and pretending she uses one on all her devices. Nah she's just doing it for easy money.ok
DJE lives with his granddad in his 30s and apparently has an Iranian girlfriend.
a relaxing autumnal drive, sir? it is the weekend, is it not?
>>79025809Imagine what a stupid bint like her would even need a VPN for. Probably doesn't even know what a VPN is.
off to the gym, trying to think of a youtube niche to make videos in to kickstart my youtube career
Can't get over her weird stubby fingernails.
>>79025838*snacks you upside the head*I told you to get those pants taken in and to take that stupid look off of your face! Defy me again and I shall cook your frogspawn for my dinner you insolent little frentard.
>>79025841Wow, she really loaded up on the makeup for that six second clip, eh?But anyway, you think she does anal?
>run ruby_granger_routine.exe
>>79025830Apparently he used to be a barber
>>79025854>But anyway, you think she does anal?no clue mate
The sunflower squad,, aka the SS, the silent army holding everything together
>>79025840Just a shill she is and she only uses Macs and iPads. Probably never installed GNU/Linux or even used the terminal.
SS Charlemagne Division. The last true heroes of WW2.
Time to hit up the gym I reckon
>>79025853You'll be getting reported to SPACCA, lad. Chelmsford Chauffeur Apus are a protected breed.
tonight gonna be a dark night fer me
Just got back from the gym. Saw a lass there who looked just like rRuth
>>79025891>Saw a lass there who looked just like rRuthThey're everywhere lad, a Ruth works at my local Greggs too
Wish I had the evening and night to myself. Being married with kids is not all its cracked up to be. I want to be alone again.
You've been locked You've been locked in here foreverAnd you just can't say goodbye
>>79025876Nice picture lad
They should make a BLUE sunflower lanyard. I know its v ironic nd sad bt the same reason I even have 1 prohibits me from enjoying it as certain colour contrasts give me emotional problems,,yellow nd green doesn't go 2gether, in MY opinion,its garish and ugly, blue nd yellow would be perfect for me i think like closer to navy blue I can already see in my head how good this would be,nd I make prototype in GIMP later and who do I contact 2 get this done?
>>79025877In theory, yes. However, on my home I make the rules. Already smashed seven of these fuckers heads in for making me a wuppa and "accidentally," putting milk in it. I leave the bodies hanging from my ceiling as a warning to the replacement. These abominations will learn their fucking place.
>>79025914Huns will love a blue lanyard
>run crossmong_routine.exe
https://youtu.be/2Dz3HaAjn4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V9Gcnz2e3k
>>79025932thanks for sharing that cheeka mate
>>79025818Jeremy Corbyn is speaking today.
>>79025840She's got her master's at Oxford. She knows more about manuscripts and English history than you do. Bet you don't even know how to write a commonplace book.
Getting a hot cocoa with marshmallows with Cheeka at the Newcastle christmas market
So we just have to live with imported ethno-religious conflicts on our streets now? Could we not please?
>>79025863All the gains when you're under 6ft. I would not want my hair cut by him with that hairstyle.
>>79025950Wow. She must be really using that degree in her career, right?
>>79025951Isn't chika the troon thats been BLACKED?>>79025952Yes we do! Not going to get better either. The world is utterly insane.
>>79025921The flowers will stay yellow not orange so kts more like IKEA style which is cute
>>79025950Manuscripts and English history. Truly keeping the world ticking over that is.
>>79025919Please delete this my Cowardly Congo Apu accidentally saw it and shat his pants.
is the chrimbo market on this year?
>>79025956I think she'll just keep studying new degrees until she retires lad. As long as you're doing studying as a girl, that's generally accepted as some sort of contribution to society.
>>79025972A bigger contribution would be coming round my gaff and letting me lick her hairy pussy.
Got one of those hangovers where I'll feel 4x worse after having a wank, but would also quite like to have a wank. Hmm...
get that bacon down ya boy, a wikkle bit o bacon never hurt nobuddeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oxkNmzxNKY>>79025991thats zimmy and shippys woglets learning at school togethertop marks
I miss simside's updates
>>79025982She wouldn't be interested in someone who uses lower class words like gaff
>>79025998>thats zimmy and shippys woglets learning at school together>top marksNeither are anywhere to be found ITT, lad. One might say they're living rent free in your head, no?
Crazy how there's always some new dickhead spamming the same boring shit no one cares about here every day on this forgotten corner of the internet
>>79026021pwopa fwied wead it wood wor woo
Bit fucked in the head that Ruby.
>>79026013She doesn't need to be interested. It's her duty as a British woman to give me pussy. Simple as. I'll even punch her in the face a few times to show her who's boss.
>>79025964>troonno>BLACKEDyes and we love him for that!
>>79026021Actually I'm here but just lurking
>>79025950Love me some ape escape. Was a blast seeing it in astro bot
>>79026029Bitch has terrible handwriting. Can't stay on the line and only joins some of the letters like a mong.
its a proper ape escape when their woglets kick off in school
Cheeka smells like lavender and strawberries after a sweaty run
>>79026043>Cheeka smells like lavender and strawberries after a sweaty runfascinating
I reckon Ruby has never seen a penis before.
Funny I pick up meds for mum yday those pharmacy mongs had no idea its me,,as they live nd breathe its me they've been stalking nd harassing with text messages since June i just slip in nd out. Joker vibes. Seems we reached a checkmate now bt I 10 steps ahead of course.
>>79026041She must spend hours perfectly writing like that so it looks good on video. Let's see her try handwriting live. Nah didn't think so fraud.
Larvely day in the sunshoin innit
>>79026029>film CP video...what?!...
>>79026060You got those socks from Primark
Taking Ruby's anal virginity
SNIFF SNIFF mmmmm delicious!
>>79026065Nah amazon i think. All the same shite though isnt it really
Might play some Ape Escape on the old PS5. Got me in the mood de lids.
>>79026060Good job not wearing retard jeans, lad.
>>79026060Nice patio slabs. Indian sandstone all the way
>>79026060stop skipping leg day lad
Can someone please explain to me what retard jeans are? I literally don't get it.
He's up. Sadly DJE can't get a good view of him
>>79026100They are Jeans born with an extra chromosome I think.
im very racist and biggoted but i want a brown gfdoes anyone else know this feel?
>>79026052She has never had an intimate relationship. She's not interested in dating at this point in life. I don't understand how she's willingly denying herself some pleasures she's never felt before...of course with the right lad. I think about sex a lot.
>>79026109>I think about sex a lot.you don't say
>>79026109>I think about sex a lot.Wow really, would never have guessed
>>79026100These, lad. Sean wears them a lot.
>>79026108Yes lad. Really want a Muslim gf, ideally a FWB setup. Will never happen tho
>>79026109Not interested usually translates to not being able to get any desuNot judging obviously
>>79026061Fucked lad. I never had her down as a nonce.
Ruthmong faps to his ASMR baes, but will never admit it
>>79026101Corbyn is a manlet.
These are the only acceptable jeans to wear.https://youtu.be/U3v-1HADSQE?si=vcbOEv8__jnYuGii
>>79026038Very rude of you lad. She's not an ape. She's an incredible human being.
>>79026149He's a marxist. Marxism is an alliance of ugly, deformed weirdos (including manlets) who dream of making being normal illegal and then murdering you for it.
>>79025950>She's got her master's at Oxford. She knows more about manuscripts and English history than you do. Bet you don't even know how to write a commonplace book.fascinating
>>79025982Corr imagine impregnating her and having a intelligent little sprog boy.
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>>79026142I haven't. I just imagine doing romantic things with some.
>>79026029Lassies love filling bullet journals w nonsense tasks
>>79026196You'd think they'd be brainy enough to remember shit.
