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Saturday afternoon edition
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>>79026170
Excellent pic, lad. God bless AI image generators, even if they are cucked.
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PoLICE are moving people on now including a few auditors
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>>79026170
When I see OP images like that I long for those cold winter nights where you don't need to go out in the morning.
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another fascinating thread
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>>79026169
>Marxism is an alliance of ugly, deformed weirdos (including manlets) who dream of making being normal illegal and then murdering you for it.
lad where do you think you're posting
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I'd love to plant my seed inside a giantess. I'd probably have go on a 10 day trek just to reach her cervix.
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>>79026189
Always lots of white cucks in these demos. Never see any muslims in vigils for grooming victims though.
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The Dune films had excellent aesthetics, genuinely fantastic in some cases, but their execution was a bit off imo.
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>>79026189
>PoLICE are moving people on now including a few auditors
wow really
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>>79026189
TGA was one of the auditors.
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>>79026199
Sad you didnt get the OP sweetheart? Awww. Maybe next time, my big boy xx
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>>79026201
Don't care lol. Fuck britfeel, fuck britfeel dossers. Fuck marxists most of all.
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>>79026209
>The Dune films had excellent aesthetics, genuinely fantastic in some cases, but their execution was a bit off imo.
really
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I bet Ruby would be embarrassed going for a swim with lads.
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>>79026224
Any better pics of her arse mate?
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>>79026224
I can just about imagine that she's naked there. She'd look amazing walking out thr water naked, throwing her hair back. Corr innit. Wonder if she has a little bush down there.
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>>79026213
>TGA was one of the auditors.
fascinating
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>>79026213
TGA is a Chad.
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>>79026224
Daft gIasses.
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Fake ruthmong in the thread
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>>79026224
>I bet Ruby would be embarrassed going for a swim with lads.
really?
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>>79026214
Don't rile him up, please, he'll be throwing his toys out the pram all night at this rate. You know this is all he's got.
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Sub 6ft height should be PIP worthy. We are already viewed as subhuman anyway.
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ruthmong should get oversized glasses for himself
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>>79026236
He is probably the most handsome auditor. Charles Veitch was a Chad back in the day, before he started balding
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>>79026233
She's either clean shaven or not shaven at all. I reckon clean.
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Is holocaust denial illegal in the UK and if so what is the barometer used to define holocaust denial?

Or is it just typical intentionally vague UK lawfare where people can be convicted of 'grossly offensive use of communication technology' or something stupid like that if the state happens to not like you?
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>>79026224
Never learned to swim me, for me water always seemed like an unnatural element to be in
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I think about this webm a lot. Like a lot a lot.
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>>79026268
No way desu she is all natural i reckon
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>DJE, TGA and some bint discussing which goyslop to have
Time to kill this livestream
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>>79026214
>>79026258
you have just created a scenario in your head so you can be a winner online
seek help
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the website is eating my posts. something's going on lads.
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>>79026233
Bet she does look great. Very natural and beautiful body. No tattoos either.

>>79026230
She carefully edits her videos to not portray her sexiness.
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>>79026342
that woman is hideous
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>>79026331
That was happening to me earlier when I was phoneposting.
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oh good the 'old school' less JavaScript options remain functional.

anyway, war.
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>>79026224
She probably went to boarding school so shes definitely comfortable being naked in communal showers.
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>>79026306
Told ya it would be boring. Need to rile up so gypsies live.
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On that wuppagrind me, had a shower and I'm feeling fresh. Garn head out soon and get some din dins and maybe a few jars before seeing the new Joker. Glad I didn't go overboard on the wooze last night.
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>>79026368
Don't see Joker 2, lad. It's absolute dogshit seriously not worth your time. See The Substance instead. Don't be a mong.
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>>79026368
I went to see it last week and its shit, i wouldnt waste your time and get a bag instead
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>>79026368
It's shit, sorry to burst your bubble. You wearing a nappy to the screening or are you gonna chance it commando?
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>>79026364
You'll never see traveller sites being audited lad.
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>run wuppagrind.exe
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>>79026238
They are cute on her. She is genuinely short sighted.
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is this how normal people see films
'what's on this week'?

might get into that
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>run ASMR_bint_war.exe
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>>79026261
I have some but I really need some new glasses.
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I wonder what Ruby's like when she's giving a blowjob. There's always something disquieting about being totally unable to imagine a woman sucking your cock, but really with Ruby what is there to work with?
Sucking a cock seems like it would be utterly alien to her. She's a distinctly non-sexual being which is really weird.
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>>79026398
In Northern Ireland the government built little spakker estates for the gypsies. Like gypsy ghettos.
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>>79026404
I usually get some beers and a bag and just binge watch whatever is recommended on netflix.
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>>79026398
Le audit froge
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>>79026280
I can swim but haven't been in a swimming pool for over 20 years. I'm not confident with my body despite not being fat.
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Watching Shaun of the dead
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>>79026423
How do you know you can still swim after all this time?
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gonna give this Monomyth another chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PFVfjb-1jA
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>>79026374

Plans already been made de lid. No going back now.
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>>79026404
Yes, that's literally how they do things. I know some people who regularly plan to 'go to the cinema' but if I ever ask what they're going to see it's always 'oh I'm not sure, there's always something though'. Insane mindset imo. If you're capable of being entertained by literally anything then you're probably not worth much as a human being quite frankly. You're just a sack of neurons being distracted by flashing lights for 90 mins.
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I'm suicidal. I picked the spot I'm going to kill myself at when I eventually do it. Drop which might kill me, down on to some train tracks. Do it as a train comes so I get run over too.
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>>79026347
I'd give her sprogs. They'd be quite intelligent ones I hope she passes on her good genes. Rather be with her than some slag.
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>>79026444
She's ugly. Below average. I understand how you feel, but the thing is, despite how ugly she is, she still is for Chad only.
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>>79026423
I cant either. Try lessons every few years. Its not happening
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Swimming is mostly instinctual. How much of a spacker do you have to be to not be able to swim lol.
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>>79026413
She will have sex when the time is right lad. Women don't crave sex that much. She has better things in life to enjoy like travelling and studying.
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How does Ruthmong find these women to stalk?
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>>79026461
Spoken like the master
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>>79026435
Water hasn't evolved that much lad. Just like riding a bike again.
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>>79026463
The YouTube algorithm
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>>79026440
Sounds painful desu
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>>79026449
I don't think she's ugly. She's nerdy and not stereotypical model looks, though. I would rather be in a relationship with an intellectually stimulated girl than some girl who only cares about Love Island and celebrity gossip.
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>Shippy_dolly.exe failed to run
>Brown_sprog.exe failed to run
>Zimmylad.exe failed to run
>Wagie_V_NEET.exe failed to run
>TFW no gf.exe failed to run
>Tanners.exe failed to run
Retrying in
5
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>>79026494
Kek, he does this all the time. Cycle through his gimmicks until one hits. Quite pathetic really.
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any lads here remember chemical ali?
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Always having to lend family money even though I'm the one on bennies. Does my nut in.
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Heard that another job's opened up in the Hezbollah leadership. Maybe something for ruthmong. Guaranteed to get him 72 gfs as well.
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>>79026238
Ruby has a lot more subscribers than Lauren. She's clearly a better person.
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>Running ASMR_bints_and Rughtmong_dolly_drama.exe 92% CPU
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>>79026463
Another lad introduced wops and wuby.
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Me? Heterosexual anal sex where I am the male penetrating partner and an attractive woman is the female receiving partner.
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>>79026533
>Another lad introduced wops and wuby.
fascinating
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>>79026512
I stopped paying the parents after a while. They wanted 50 quid every time I got my bennies deposit. Now I just don't pay them and they can't make me homeless. If they do it will be involuntary and I will get my council flat. You need a place of residence to find a job.
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>>79026514
Added draw is that they all wear sandals so there's not even a need for shoes.
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>bald_faggot.exe has crashed. Shutdown or reload?
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>>79026578
Reload pls
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>>79026578
>run reload
>loop = true
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>>79026560
Why not just ask them to kick you out????
If you don't care enough to even give them 50 measly quid then tell them to chuck you out.
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You fucking bald faggot, lol. Bean headed bald headed ass faggot bitch!
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>trip_on_personality.exe is idle
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either im a spastic or this games puzzle is bugged. ive already solved one of the pillars(the arrow on the bottom block lights up) yet when i try and solve the others nothing happens.
games wasting my fucking time
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U really missed a trick if u didnt kys as a teenager when u had the right mix of impulsivity nd reckless brainpower 2 just do it. I used to think kt must be easier when you're older more time 2 be sick of life bt it's the opposite for me I became 2 concerned with other things. When ur adolescent your life is more valuable in a way due to potential bt on paper its also worthless bc u haven't been alive long enough to do anything so in that sense ur throwing away a smaller thing ie smaller amount of time. Like the years passing is the tax we pay for being alive I feel like the more accrues u become more attached to it eben if its garbage. Id still like 2 kms bt realistically I wont. I'll just be miserable nd die of natural painful causes same as every1 except statistically years or possibly few decades earlier bt still not by my own choice sadly. The ppl I know that did it didnt reallt show any signs beforehand they were just gone 1 day I don't have that power anymore myself,altho possibly if I was v drunk bt then higher chance of messing it up too
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Which ASMR girl do you reckon is most likely into domination/BDSM/Femdom ect...

I reckon it's Glow me.
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>make a huge steaming shitpost extremely offensive to r*dditors, ethnic minorities, women and the LGBTQ community
>leave and only go back to read the replies in the archives months later out of curiosity when I've stopped caring about the consequences
anyone else?
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>>79026588
They won't do that unless they want police coming round again.
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>>79026596
i asked my bf and he said it might be reversed so i moved the block around at the bottom and it worked, but i hadnt finished so now 2 blocks are the same
what the fuck this doesnt make any sense
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>>79026615
>Which ASMR girl do you reckon is most likely into domination/BDSM/Femdom ect...

>I reckon it's Glow me.
fascinating
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>>79026619
Love larping on reddits. Gets a bit tiresome making all those accounts though.
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>>79026622
Then get them to phone the council and say they're throwing you out in a months time. This isn't difficult.
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>DVDlad.exe has crashed reload or quit?
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Necking this Wed Wull can then I'm off out.

It Saturday x
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>>79026619
>anyone else?
no
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>>79026615
Definitely not any of my lasses.
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>>79026649
Off out myself too de lid. Solo drive to Five Guys.
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>Titlad&Bootylad.exe have quit unable to run 2 instances on same user
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uhmazin, this one worked the way it was supposed too
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>>79026643
That doesn't work. You have to be on the streets for a while. I'm going to Scotland anyway when I'm thrown out against my will. They house homeless quicker.
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>>79026673

Phwoaaaar garn to an Asian restaurant me. Enjoy de lid.
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>>79026687
Oh. Lack of knowledge on my part then sorry.
That's how my GFS sister got her flat. Her mum told the council they were chucking her out. Didn't know it was different Doon sooth
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>>79026619
Yes with a video game general thread early this year called out every cunt in the thread then closed it nd never looked again 2 scared bt that was like April still neber looked bt it had to be said I only told them what every anon was quietly thinking
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>SSM now using cooking oil
Reckon he saw us asking why the fuck he doesn't use cooking oil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oxkNmzxNKY
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>>79026701
This girl definitely into interracial cuckolding with big black men while her white cuck bf sits in the cuck chair tied up.
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>>79026710
>Reckon he saw us asking why the fuck he doesn't use cooking oil
wow really?
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>>79026742
Thoughts on his scan? Fascinating?
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Balexa how long until my britfeel shift ends
>*BING BONG* you have 8 hours remainng until bedtime
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>>79026705
Women get priority because they are special little angels of society.
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Hello. I decided to start tripping.
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Good run this was

Indeed it was
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>>79026805
oh so soon as I show up it's all over yeah?
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On that Tintin grind, me.
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Wapujandro's prepared a delightful meal for us

Tendies and sea bass, i believe
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>>79026815
downloaded them all on torrents myself
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>>79026773
>Hello. I decided to start tripping
fascinating
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>>79026815
French Benji
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Feel like rubbing one out real quick to cap the day off with

Then again i might not
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Walk into police station and start filming everyone then post online kek. These muppets are so powerless.

https://youtu.be/zdV_0qWdGUo
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>>79026948
>Walk into police station and start filming everyone then post online kek. These muppets are so powerless.
riveting
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>>79026948
A lot of haters in the comments.
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>>79026948
Based audit lad fat shaming the security guy at 25 minutes. Disgusting excuse of a human being. Gluttony is a sin. Really like this auditor.
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>>79026987
That's cuz people hate attention seekers. And auditors are exactly that.
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>>79026948
The black LAA.
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The absolute state of NHS staff in this video. Film them all. Fucking disgusting tyrants.

>>79026987
Not a crime to take a piss and not wash your hands is it?

>>79027011
He is more like kolee. Proper good audits from him a few years ago. LAA has learning difficulties.
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>>79026878
thanks luv
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>>79026903
Le chien sanctionne
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Who'd win in a fight? The based black auditor or the fat old nhs security dickhead?
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>>79026948
That's a children's mental health centre. Auditors are really stooping to new lows.
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Hello britfeel, Keith Raniere here. Rape celebrities. That is my only advice. Farewell.
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>>79027105
reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/hRJgqx8Zww8?feature=shared
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There really isn't any other way to conceptualise how we are governed except for that of an occupied nation. But it's 'our' government doing it to us rather than a foreign nation.
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Rozzer didn't like being called a 'bald headed bastard'. Arresting him for that? Ridiculous.

https://youtu.be/NvTYb813KUI
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looks like ruthmong lost at vidya again
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>>79026641
Every time I make a new account it gets instabanned lol.
I dared to say that men aren't women once.
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Based DDA hope he does more audits.
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what a life
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/54dfc0cbd9b761fb276b428b99dc9589/
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HaHAA! Brown man annoys regular people! He's being loud and obnoxious around them LOOOOOL!!!
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>>79027212
White security mongs scared of them blacks. The only losers are the saddos that like walking up to the camera and making a fool of themselves.
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playan luigis mansion 2 on the superintendo 3ds xl
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>>79027212
>HaHAA! Brown man annoys regular people! He's being loud and obnoxious around them LOOOOOL!!!
fascinating
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Even DJE is more jacked than the average security mong.
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He lost a subscriber. He'll never get to 1k
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Fuck the pigs and fuck the security scum who call them for legal activities. Low paid scumbags with no education.
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>>79027263
You mean you won't. Sad mong.
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It's November 6th and Donald Trump has just been elected president for the 2nd time, the price of Etherum, having already rallied in the days leading up to the election, reaches $5,212. Arbroathy logs into his account and sells his entire holding.

With a bank balance we'll into 6 figures. He opens up the freezer to retrieve his spunk. Little did he know that approximately 6 months prior a mouse has chewed through the power cable and the spunk has gone rotten. Little Arbroathy was never meant to be
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>>79027276
I'm not RiffRatz lad (I wish I was)
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>>79027212
What the fuck is the context of this? What am I not getting?
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Really fancy squeezing a nice big pair of tits right now
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I have wutted

Quite royally, in fact, even
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>>79027302
Hop onto AW and book a busty escort for an hour.
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>>79027321
You know what, I might just do that. Fuck it.
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I have it on good authority from someone who works in the NHS in Mark's area that he is dying from a lonely bottom.
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>Constance Marten's baby was found dead in a Lidl carrier bag
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Finding a viable mate to produce and raise offspring with is life's main quest
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>>79027362
Was it a Lidl bag for life
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>>79027372
Side quest for me. The main quest is to eat as many Pot Noodles as I fan across my lifetime.
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>>79027321
>>79027334
Don't. It's shit.
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>>79026948
based nigger upsettings the whities
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>>79027362
Phwoar! I'd like to be found in her carrier bag (her arse).
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I had phonesex with a milf from adultwork last month. We role played mummy and son. Was lush
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>>79027400
He will probably end up in prison soon enough like Kolee
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Rang a sex like years ago I found in the back of Metal Hammer magazine. She hung up on me because she said I sounded underage. To be fair I was.
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Nice ad on their site
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>>79027420
It always amused me how there were sex chat line ads in a the back pages of a music magazine
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Brushed me teef haven't i
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>>79027446
They were absolutely fucking full of them too. Not like one or two but like six pages full of sex ads.
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>>79027419
he btfo those girls at the end
based niggerchad
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no one likes me do they
guess ill just fuck off then
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DVDlad said he was banned for six months for threats against Poley's life. Big if true.
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>>79027435
I was just singing a song to myself about being sad and lonely. It's by choice, so haha stupid me.
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do you guys have a discord server or some shit?!
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>>79027408
Record it and upload it for us next time. Always imagine phone sex to be some of the cringiest shit possible.
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>>79027488
>do you guys have a discord server or some shit?!
No.
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>>79027488
>do you guys have a discord server or some shit?!
Yes.
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have you guys worshipped bbc today? why not?
tyrone expects every man to do his duty
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>>79027490
She specifically told me I couldn't record the call. I wouldn't anyway because someone might use AI to dox me based on my voice.
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>>79027500
Of course I have. It was part of my weekly Conservative Party meeting.
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>>79027500
I'll do my duty all over your mum's mother hubbard cupboard spiderweb pussy de liiiiiid.
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>>79027488
Yeah.
4chan and discord are the only sites I use
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>>79027509
I promise you lad there is not a single person on earth that invested in a random britmong's phone sex calls enough to dox you
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I've been pegged by a Polish prozzie AMA
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It's literally not illegal to eat goyslop for three days straight, collect your rancid faeces, funnel them into plastic bags, vacuum seal the bags and then anonymously mail them to Mark Edwards in Wareham
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>>79027537
surely sending human shit through the post is illegal
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>>79027537
What an unhinged post
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>>79027541
Nope, it's not lol. Might be if you do it repeatedly since that could be harassment, but once in a while? Perfectly legal.
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Well there's nothing wrong with pumping a few IQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies is there eh? Eh?!
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>>79027537
He would assume it was 'that exposed fella' and call the police.
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Blacks are more into cukcolding than whites
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im worthless trash and i deserve to die
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DDA should audit some pikey caravan sites
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>>79027565
Sort of. It's way, way more common for there to be mutual infidelity among blacks than whites and their response to it ranges from indifference to actively organising you and your buddies to run a train on 'your girl'. With whites it's much more the actual cuckolding fetish when it's practiced rather than a shrug your shoulders reality for your community.
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For me, it ought to be grey mice. The ones Chad doesn't notice and subsequently won't go on to spoil.
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Is it really not illegal to send shit through the mail to someone? Find that very hard to believe.
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>>79027578
>Sort of. It's way, way more common for there to be mutual infidelity among blacks than whites and their response to it ranges from indifference to actively organising you and your buddies to run a train on 'your girl'. With whites it's much more the actual cuckolding fetish when it's practiced rather than a shrug your shoulders reality for your community
fascinating
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Cant decide salmon for t or steak pie
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cant say you dont like it till youve tried it at least once desu

get your wife a bigger thicker cock than yours and let her feel real pleasure
get him to cum in her mouth and then deep tongue kiss her
hottest thing ever trust me
then you reclaim her
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>>79027595
steak pie
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Gf always wants morning sex. That's fine, but she's got to understand that having not eaten for the previous eight to twelve hours I am very low on energy and can't powerfuck like a jackhammer. I start to feel faint from the hot sweaty pounding.
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>>79027578
>for your community
What if a white guy shagging the woman
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dont thin ill both er psotin here
yuou all ignjore me anyway
fuck off
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>>79027613
Maybe if you didn't type like a spastic, anons wouldn't ignore you.
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>>79027609
I know this bursts the bubble of the progressive worldview but almost everyone of any race dates and shags almost exclusively within their own race. Mixed races couples are very rare and mixed race shagging is also rare. In the event it happens I don't know, but it's so uncommon as to almost not be worth even mentioning.
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>>79027603
Leaning that way
Goes better w few jars anyhow
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>>79027626
black and whites race-mix all the time. browns....less so
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Grey mice give the average guy a fighting chance at procreation.

For this, i am thankful to them.
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>>79027613
You've made some outstanding posts. They are probably just intimidated by you.
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>>79027613
I replied to you last night, you fibber.
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>tfw no trans gf to play games with and cuddle
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>>79027657
Wouldn't mind stroking that shemale
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One man's grey mice are another man's partner for life
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Just a reminder that this thing still fucking exists LOL!
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>>79027669
i dont even get what its meant to be
like regular army but worse? why?
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Already a proud member of the Seaside Army.
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>>79027669
live literally around the corner from one of these, they have a cute little tank with 4 wheels in the front garden of it
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>>79027677
It's for fat middle aged men to LARP as squaddies for one weekend a month and talk about life 'in the service'. The regular armed forces are a joke at this point, the TA has been a joke for far longer.
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Could take a shit now but want to cop some R&R first
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>>79027632
steak pie
chips
gravy (important)
simple as
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>>79027700
Careful, the shit might escape you if you are too relaxed. Best to take the shit now and maximise the womf of your R&R.
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What Halloween spooky films we watching? Saved my Ring and Ju-On box sets for this month specifically.
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Might join the TA
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>>79027718
Will be rewatching Nosferatu (1922). New one due out in the new year
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you can't make this shit up (they did)

Arthur gets The Joker raped out of him by a bunch of Arkham guards and then gets killed off by the "real" Joker who then goes to carve the Heath Ledger joker smile into his face. Also Harley's barely in the movie, the musical stuff is poorly done and overall the plot is boring.
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>>79027763
yerra wanker
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>>79027767
not my fault it's been all over the internet and it's getting total dog shit reviews, not worth seeing so may as well just read what happens
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Unicorns and cannonballs
Palaces and piers
Trumpets towers and tenements
Wide oceans full of tears
Flags, rags, ferryboats
Scimitars and scarves
Every precious dream and vision
Underneath the stars

You climbed on the ladder
With the wind in your sails
You came like a comet
Blazing your trail
Too high too far too soon
You saw the whole of the moon
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>>79027763
I'll reserve judgment until welper's review later tonight. He's never wrong about things
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>>79027718
Ring 0 birthday is kino
2 was pish tho I think
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>>79027781
I want to read Mr mercedes, but I have tinnitus and it spoiled reading for me, and I could watch the series, but I'm going to buy the book and try into reading again, and if failure happens I will then resort to watching the series (which of course will pale in comparison).
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>>79027801
Welper > Kermode
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>>79027812
What about the audiobook, lad? Problem solved.
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please dear just a suck
one little suckle
please
im so lonely
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>>79027808
You seen Audition? Cracking film.
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>>79027838
How do they get the booba so perfect like that?
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Might be banned. Posting to check.
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>>79027826
I can't really get into them, just sitting there listening, or trying to do something, but then become preoccupied with what I'm doing.
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>>79027860
idk

her name is kylie maria
she is a goddess!
would love to cuddle with her
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>>79026467
>Water hasn't evolved that much lad.
Water has evolved?
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I am having to rebuilt my music collection from scratch, its a pisstake. I need to...
>Download album as FLAC.
>Convert to high bit rate MP3.
>Tag album with publisher, composter, track order.
>Find lyrics, cut lyrics then embed lyrics
>Embed the rest of the aforementioned data.
I am planning to get an iPod Classic 7th Gen for work, and I want to have a personal, portable collection of music.
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>>79027841
I found the DVD cleaning my room tbe other day nd fancied it disc missing tho that's what I was rambling on about ps4 playing dvds about other night kek. Probly lying around somewhere.
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I reset sober october 2moz. First week doesnt count.
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>>79027929
>Convert to high bit rate MP3
Why would you do such a thing?
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>a sequel to a film about one of the baddies from a 60s kiddies programme
how did we get here?
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>>79027469
You just know blonde girl was getting wet over him. BBC whore.
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Chips, bacon and cheese for tea methinks.
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>>79027944
iPod doesn't support lossless AFAIK
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Any of you lads done nofap for extended periods? Did it actually help with anything unrelated to girls? E.G. depression, low mood, dopamine addiction etc.
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>>79027966
Thought there was an Apple lossless format or WAV.
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>>79027970
I feel a lot cleaner and my mouse isn't sticky.
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i've heard people say solid state drives stop working if you don't turn them on for an extended period of time
on the flip side of this, is this like a built in deadman's switch of sorts? like if you're dead and don't want stuff found
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>>79027929
iPod's have this autistic little sub community, where people replace the screens, battery, screen etc. You can get a fully after-market modified iPod for lie _125, so I want one.

>>79027944
I'm not archiving, its better to keep the file sizes low, I have decent headphones but I can't hear any audible difference between FLAC and 320kbps MP3. I plan to have a decent sized library too, so space is a consideration.
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>>79027988
But do you feel any different personality wise m8
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What kind of low iq idiot would endure the programmes on this channel?
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>>79026308
Same as you little lad
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>>79027999
Teenage girls desu
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>>79027995
I have a feeling of superiority. Not really though tbqhwy
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Guys with the welfare reform coming this month. I think something its being announced on the 7th to see if labour are sticking with the tories plans. What do you think will happen? I hear that if you dont claim PIP you wont be able to get LCWRA and everybody will be forced into work. I cannot work with my conditions.
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>>79027991
It's called encryption lad. Flash storage needs power in the cells and that eventually depletes when not used for a long time. This can result in data loss. Hard drives lose magnetism too but are more reliable for long term storage. Cosmic radiation is another concern but error correction may automatically fix some corrupt data.
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>>79027993
>You can get a fully after-market modified iPod for lie _125, so I want one.
Flash storage I hope? Hard drives are slow
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>>79028011
I was watching some fashion show where they were trying to make a gender neutral kids dress. It's clearly for trannies and gays.
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Received the first of my refugee Abu Abu-el-Frokim today. Will be going to keep up to three of them on all account of what is happening in the Middle East. They don't deserve this and they don't really know what's going on. They torn from their homes and they're made unwomfy. They bring special webab recipes at the very least
World is a dark place, now.
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>>79028037
Little brown fella
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>>79028023
Yeah you can get them with M.2 drives or multiple SD Cards RAIDed together,
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>>79028020
don't want an encrypted drive
don't want that thing where you have a drive within a drive
want all memory of me to disappear with my death, including human thought's
can it be done?
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Women are a lot like SSDs. They're fast but forget you if you aren't giving them attention all the time.

Men are HDDs. Reliable, do a lot of work (mechanical) and do it slowly, but carefully. They don't forget but people are quick to abandon them or drop them causing irreparable damage.
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>>79028053
I would never use a system without FDE.
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Nightwalks will be resuming soon.
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>>79028099
too cold. what about night drives?
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>>79028060
...fuck man, this works.
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>>79028017
Mad how womfy it was this time last year w tories cozzie liv payments RIP
This labour gov functions more like a leftist stereotype of a tory gov kek
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Panicking Parasites
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>>79028017
dont think thats true
someone said it was to turn pip into some kind of voucher system
but its completely unworkable
sort of thing tories come up with knowing it wont get passed so they can say "oh we tried haha"
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>>79027930
Oh right aye I remember you asking that. PS4 and PS5 play DVDs but not CDs for some reason.
I got my copy of Audition in Blu-ray along with the Ring films, Ju-on films and Dark Water. Nice set of Jap horror. Arrow have a new Japanese horror box set out this month I might pre-order.
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>>79028049
Nice. With a new battery and flash storage, the battery life should be pretty good

>>79028053
Encryption means your disk won't be readable upon your death unless people know your password. Pick a good password and they probably won't guess it.

Your password could be brute forced but most people won't make that effort.
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What an angry bald muppet. Why does a little camera upset so much?

https://youtu.be/PZgY0ocIjZw
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I sold my 120gb iPod classic for a tidy profit after they discontinued them. It served me well for many years. I used to watch entire films on that fucker and the screen was TINY. What the fuck was I thinking?
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How can Ruthmong go on nightwalks if he doesn't have shoes?
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god i love sexy passoid trannies
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>>79028206
When I was young I read an entire novel on an MP3 player's black and white screen. It was a relatively large screen for the time but not that big. It definitely wasn't e-ink by the way.
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Might treat myself to a nice bottle of rum for my birthday this year. First time I've got myself a treat in a couple of decades.
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>>79028205
> What an angry bald muppet. Why does a little camera upset so much?
fascinating
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>>79028177
They don't play compact discs because it requires a licence and maybe the laser isn't capable. Microsoft only pays for compact disc, Blu-ray rights if you download the apps to that hardware serial number. On Windows, the Blu-ray player has to be paid for but not on Xbox.
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>>79028230
>fascinating
riveting
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>>79028237
I think it's a different laser for CD, DVD, Blu-ray and 4K Blu-ray but I could be wrong. Always best to have a dedicated player anyway.
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>>79028218
I like the more naturally feminine natural looking traps. Just can't get into the hyper tranny with a million filters and several layers of makeup as well as AI to make their waists and legs look thinner.
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>>79028209
Socks and squashed coca cola cans with masking tape.
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>>79028257
Red laser for DVD and CD. Blu-ray is blue and can read smaller pits.

.... fascinating
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It's been well established that whilst Ruthmong doesn't own any shoes, he's been seen around his local town walking around with empty bread bags, dead pigeons and even condoms around his feet. He's a resourceful little feller I'll give him that.
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During the summer you could walk barefoot
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>>79028209
No one really notices in the dead of night.
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>>79028037
winsallah de lad
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B2B marketing. Fascinating career choice.
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Hey Chuddy. That's right. Suck it.
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You better be careful letting Apugees in your house...
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Love my Scottish lass.
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>>79028377
shes plain mid boring and those fake nails look so fucking stupid on her
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B2Chad here.
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>>79028377
Thought that was a picture of SSM with Benji for a minute.
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>run laura_is_marks_daughter_routine.exe
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https://spankbang.com/5gb7z/video/b+a+i+l+e+y+j+a+y

incredible tranny blowjob vid desu
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>>79028384
I think she's very beautiful for a 23yo lass. Have you seen the state of most Scottish birds?
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>>79028416
>laura_is_marks_daughter
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Garn for a bit of Pyrotherapy I think, oh aye
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Makima strapon is canon.

Peg me mummy.
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>Give me the power to produce fever and I'll cure all disease
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Going to bed now. Why? Because I'm tired.
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>>79028454
you'll get pegged by a fat black man with a hairy arse and that's all you'll get
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>>79028411
SSM looks nothing like her. She's going to be an archaeologist. What's he gonna be? Nothing.
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>>79028485
>What's he gonna be? Nothing.
Reminds me of someone else in this thread...
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>Make a post on /pol/ with no identifying features
>>>/pol/483854882
>1 minute later
>>>/pol/483854935
>There's a good second hand book shop around the corner near waitrose

Mossad on form today
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Crazy this one. Never seen AB so angry before. Tyrants never learn. So sad the state of this country.

https://youtu.be/s9g-e5tn_FE
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HHL will stay pussyfree for the duration of his life and in return he gets bennies.
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Corr didn't fall (fully) asleep there did i now

Very refreshed irregardless in conjunction w/the cleanse stack
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>>79028491
I have mental illness disability. Unlike women with their fake mental illness.
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>>79027321
Booked one that came over 30 mins later. Basically I played with her tits for a bit and she sucked me off then I sent her on her way. Not great, not bad. Was only 80 quid anyway.
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imagine if they declared basically everyone fit for work or some shit
all the mentallers
theyd go insane
murders abound
haha
would be very BAD!
they shouldnt do such a thing
just leave alone bennies dont even cost that much
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"Ah hath a lethuth", lmao really

I do love me some maymays don't i
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60 years old. Definitely one for the retirement home.
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>>79028569
>69
Lovely numbers for that post
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>>79028570
There aren't many unskilled jobs left lad. All the scumbag thirdworlder immigrants came over and kept wages stagnant. You literally are bottom of the pile as a white male for any job these days. Fuck slaving. Lie down and rot. Let them work for us.
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>>79028456
Chad is the Medicine Man
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>>79028591
Begging for a hot load of my rancid cum down her gullet.
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>>79028619
i agree

NPNW
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The spaghet hath been touched
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Right now I could say "mum go get me a big mac meal and extra fries" and she would go. There's a 24 hours one here and she has gone at 2 am before for me. She doesn't like her son getting upset and angry.
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>>79028640
Many times lad. Them Christian birds are wild.
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Freezer full of spunk that can only open on the condition that Etherum rises above a price of $5,000
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Even and I ring the red telephone
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got to think of a password
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>>79028740
it gets easier when you have to type it in every boot.
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Rugby, Warwickshire, England
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if a mother doesn't get her son's burgers
she cannot be considered a mother
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Aussie lass thigh gap. My dick.
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>>79028756
I've been there me I have oh aye.
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Turdingburgh about to head for the digestive tract's exit

I shall now expel it at once
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Dressing like that is only for the attention of men. She's not doing it for herself. She would dress better if she didn't want men to think of her as a whore.
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>>79028783
I've been there a few times. My 2nd ever shag was there with a woman named Ruth. I went last Sunday too, to cex and spoons
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>Switch to the other pair of muffs just now in preparation for heading to the bathroom
>5 seconds after having put the other pair on the alcoholic unemployed spastic above does a single extremely loud thud again for no reason out of the blue

Does boggle the mind a bit

Shall be slamming back too
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how do the pairs of muffs differ? and why don't you wear two pairs at once to hear even less?
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>>79028815
>Ruth

fuck off lad.
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>>79028843
Not your Ruth, this one was black actually
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>>79028837
He will not reply to you
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>spam
>drivel
>reddit spacing
>>79028837
1 of them has 1 dildo attached, the other has 2 dildos attached.
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Really quite appreciate Keane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31h-4G042U
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>>79028837
He rotates them to 'air them out' apparently.
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>>79028849
used to know a black girl named ruth, she was actually pretty fit for a sambo, never shagged her though
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Coldplay were on QVC lads. I guess their audience is old women now.
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>>79028869
My one lives on the isle of wight now, she was married to some commie mong then went on some big facebook rant about how he was in the closet and shagging blokes thats why she divorced him
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really boggles the mind heh
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A most satisfying defacatory experience this hath been

Most satisfying indeed
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Jobcentre
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>>79028914
Huhu Mishmash
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Ah hath a spagheth
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>>79028947
huhu /deutsch/ tourist, huhu
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Wish i were a fish
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>>79028933
Thats jobcentre PLUS 2 u wee lad
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alright much on then?
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>>79028979
What kind of fish would you be de lid?
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>>79028978
Warum ohne Trip?
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>>79029000
no need for it here
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>>79029023
Why do you need it on /int/ then?
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RIFF RAFF
RIFF RAFF
THERE'S A CHANNEL
CALLED RIFF RAFF
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Tasha Ghouri's tuppence
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>>79029030
cause i'll get impersonated instantly by so called tuhuschnullerlutscherwindelscheisserle if i ever turn it off
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anyone got much on
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>>79029064
And that is le bad because...?
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Here we, here we fucking go lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bioFSUjkS5U
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LGBTJC+
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fancy a nightwalk but its saturday and there will be too many normals out
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alright mate im all good how is you
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>>79029107
yeah friday and saturday night walks are a different breed. I do still go on them but am very vigilant. Town centre I'll usually avoid walking right through.
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Wish I lived by the sea. I imagine nightwalks along the seafront would be comfy.
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>>79029107
Might start a britfeel nightwalk channel.
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>>79029066
Nope, bit of tummy ache, but that's about it.
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>>79029125
I've done a nightwalk by the seafront before. It was interrupted by some cctv mong using the speaker to tell me to go home, I am being monitored. I ignored it and didn't react at all.
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>>79029149
where abouts was this lad?
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buying lots of porn recently
!
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>>79029152
Folkestone
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>>79029163
I have a feeling that the person in this image has a willy.
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Anyone who enjoys marvel movies clearly lacks taste and just follows trends without thinking for themselves
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>>79029163
Be careful what your porn vendor is sending you lad
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>>79028714
looks eccied here
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does anyone ever stop and talk to the cameras? i know we're all paranoid about 1984, but maybe it's a cure to loneliness.
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>>79029182
Wonder if he'll get a job at Russia Today.
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Anyone who enjoys drinking booze clearly lacks taste and just follows trends without thinking for themselves.
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>>79029187
Not something I would do. The CCTV wagies are bored and I don't want to give them the satisfaction to be honest of being spooked.
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quite liked Spider-Man 1-2, the first Blade, X-Men, X-Men 2, Logan, and the first Guardians of the Galaxy tbqhwu.
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My great grandmother was a handsome lady.
Not showing you pervs the pic though.
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>>79029195
Pretty meh cock and bollocks this. Head isn't bulbous enough, his testicles are too small and I don't like the wrinkling on his scrotum.
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Anyone who enjoys claiming benefits clearly lacks taste and just follows trends without thinking for themselves.
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>>79029202
i think i'd imagine the little bollard things are them, yknow? like it's your robot pal
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Some say Sunderland is the centre of the universe
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>>79029163
Quite the exquisite phenotype, this
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>>79029207
gwon lad show us your grans knockers
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Anyone who enjoys audit YouTube videos clearly lacks taste and just follows trends without thinking for themselves.
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>>79029231
NO!, but I'll give you a clue
The lady's not for turning you perverts on
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>>79029261
just a nice sideboob lad, im in no mood for riddles, just want to break nofap
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Might have a wank over Valery McQueen
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>>79029267
have one over anons granner, hes gonna post her tits in a minute
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>>79029266
She didn't have any sideboob pics. Fine, I'll show her face, you'll have to use your imagination.
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>>79029308
post her arse then
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>>79029308
They did call her milk snatcher
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>>79029312
How about some calf?
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you reckon kier starmer has ever sent nudes?
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Need a stinky, slippery cunt right in my face
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>>79029325
whos the bloke? your grandad?
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>>79029184
No idea what that slang means.
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>>79029327
yes definitely to teenage girls.
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>>79029308
women aging like milk is so depressing
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>>79029362
Peter Mandelson probably got his mate Jeff to sort him out in that area of expertise
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Ruby films dodgy videos in the mornings.
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might start wearing a tie, be one of those cunts who wears a tie, id have to buy a shirt first though, and a tie
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>>79029405
Good pheno this

Robust anglo-saxon germanic stock
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>>79029459
you that lad who was on about hats
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>>79029512
no, dont really fancy a hat, just a tie
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Ruby is for Chad only.
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>>79029503
Very good genes on her. Sprogs will be quite healthy with nice big foreheads.
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>>79029521
I guarantee every Chad would match with her on tinder. They fuck anything.
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Imagine her licking your ear and feeling her warm breath gently blow into your ear canal.
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>>79029521
Looks like a nerdy Lauren there.
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fucking state of some of the slags posted in this thread its like being in wetherspoons for fucks sake
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Din-din soon

Nu breadington soon also
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>>79029572
Imagine licking her tuppence and bumhole and hearing her soft moans as your tongue runs over her most private parts
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About to give my gf a rimjob. Wish me luck lads.
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>>79029678
get her to peg you, softlad
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>>79029649
Mmm lush lad. That would make me so happy to be alive to be honest. I wish I were attractive.
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>>79029521
Corr, I'm a bibliophile too
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Think I'll skip my antidepressant tonight because I don't think it's helping

Psychiatric drugs are so shit. Maybe they're like Strictly Come Dancing: something that pretends to be fun and enjoyable, but which is actually horrible and excruciating.
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>>79029728
Learning multiple languages? Won't get you a girlfriend if you're not naturally attractive.
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>>79029738
>naturally attractive
If you want a GF then make an effort, your looks shouldn't hold you back

You know that hotwheels guy who made infinite chan? I think he got a girlfriend despite his health problems
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What would you do if a lone woman was having an asthma attack or something bad in public? I'd probably just walk past and ignore her in case of rape accusations. Probably someone else eventually come along anyway.
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genders compared to hard drives
antidepressants compared to Strictly Come Dancing
/britfeel/ is full of them tonight
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>>79029342
No her neighbour
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>>79029765
realistically? deep down? if we're getting into really fucked up shit here? i'd wait to see if anyone else helps her first, then if they didn't i'd ask if she's okay, try to get her breathing etc, call an ambulance.
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>>79029753
He literally paid for a sea gf. No girl wants to be with a cripple that looks like a kid for any other reason.

Looks is always the green flag for girls when it comes to dating. "I can change him" if he's not quite good personality wise. They aren't gonna date some man for his personality alone.
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>>79029802
>>79029802
>>79029802

Fresh breadington for evening tea de lids
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>>79029788
I'd probably just give her a good stare, no emotion whatsoever, mutter "women use up the most healthcare resources" and then continue with my day.
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i suspect an alternative thread will take the reins
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>>79029765
Yeah I'd walk past too. I don't ask others for help, and I don't give it either
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>>79029813
you're a longer-term thinker than i, anon, good lad to have in a crisis.
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>>79029738
he doesn't learn them lad he just collects the books
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>>79029848
Well that's just incredibly sad.
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Breadington dood, wat nou
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Thinking about are soundchad right now
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Kinomaxxing rn, me
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>>79029953
which kinos are you perusing tonight, o kinolord?
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>scouser knocked my door
>says the black bitch downstairs has had some kind of mental breakdown
>said her door's wide open, light on, she's curled up on the floor
>few hours ago he asked if she was okay, she sprung up and said 'yeah yeah yeah I'm okay, are you okay'
>I go and check
>it checks out
>literally just lying on the floor, her room's a fucking mess, clothes everywhere
>weed and shit all over the bed
>leave
this place is a fucking shithole. also she's got a pan on the stove just simmering water, apparently been there for 4 hours
NEVER live in a fucking bedsit de lids
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Our beautiful new breadington was unjustly pruned by jannies
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>>79029972
to be fair i can relate more to the black bitch in this situation than the poor lad upstairs
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>"I'm gay!"

Less than a generation ago, this was considered edgy and cutting-edge humour

Nowadays if an aoomer were to see this xyr'd be like "Hey cool so what are your prefered pronouns"

Mind-boggling this
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>>79030004
she's a fucking loon. she laughs out loud to herself all the time
it'll be dead quiet, and then as soon as you make a noise in the kitchen or something she'll burst out laughing. also done it a few times in front of people
one time I looked out my window and she was outside carrying a piece of washing, staring into traffic for 20 minutes just laughing to herself
pay peanuts and get monkeys, I suppose. rooms are only ~400 on average a month here, all bills included, so we're dealing with the absolute dregs
this is just 1 person out of 4 others, mind you. she's nowhere near the worst
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>>79030033
honestly i'm starting to suspect this woman might actually be me.
good luck with the flat search mate.
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>>79030018
i just looked into this and i feel like there's this gap in internet culture from 2010-2020 i'm completely missing. but i'm not actually any worse off for it.
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New non-gay edition

>>79030119
>>79030119

MMG0Y
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>>79030018
Sorry but this shit was unfunny on arrival, you just happened to be 10 years old when it came out.
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>>79027970
Generally I think nofap is a load of drivel. It's porn that's the problem- just start wanking to your imagination, and stop watching porn.



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