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Britfeel Bowling edition
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Just started pissing down here
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>>79059505
If I was racist then I'd just seethe online instead of doing stuff, so it would waste my time

>>79059509
I'd do that for aggressive looking people regardless of their ethnicity
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British Bubbles on the left.
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*admires the view from atop /britfeel/ towers.
>>79059515
OI, stop pissing down there.
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>>79059527
What do you mean 'doing stuff'? I don't think racism has particularly wasted my time
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My TMAU is acting up big time, just a matter of time before someone around me brings up the smell of fish/shit in the air...
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Reading Gunsmith Cats de liiiids.
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Lovely little edish this. A veritable strike within the context.
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>>79059493
(reposting in new bread)
Think a certain degree of racism is normal and expected.
I suspect a lot of the performative stuff normies say and do on this subject is rooted in guilt that deep down they wish there weren't quite so many browns in their kids primary.
I think people are naturally wary of people who don't look or talk like them, because they have a harder time inferring their intentions and state of mind as with a group they are familiar with.
I suspect white supremacy is quite rare in reality, but if we're adopting the reddit definition of racism I'd conservatively estimate 60-80% of people are racist on some level.
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Just wish my oldest ally would go bowling with me
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>>79059535
In my life I would have lost social opportunities and dating opportunities if I had been racist, and I guess i would have wasted my time doing something worse instead.
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HHL made his choice
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Gonne go wash my hair and use my banana hair mask, then do some dermastamping. Bath too. Then I will tidy my room a bit and change my bedsheets. After that? Who knows...
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>>79059566
>>79059579
i will go bowling with you shippy
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>>79059493
I recognise that there are differences in distributions and averages between races for basically anything you could possibly measure. If this makes me racist then so be it. It's reality. Believe it or not I really don't hold any ill will to any collective group of people.

The separate and more interesting question is: so what? What does it mean for a country? How policy is made and implemented? I think that our government is getting almost exactly wrong on almost every conceivable level. Gay race communism is bad.
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>>79059583
After that you'll be back here grimposting until midnight obviously.
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>>79059557
>I think people are naturally wary of people who don't look or talk like them
I would say that culture is probably the important thing. I'm sure Rishi Sunak's colleagues got on as well with him as they would with an equivalent white Tory. Because I think culture matters more, when it comes to relating to people, than ethnicity does.
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>>79059583
Maybe a cheeky goon sesh later on?
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>>79059586
Who are 'you', or more specifically, 'where' are you?

I'd probably travel anywhere in the country to go bowling with a /britfeel/er

>>79059578
Pretty grim desu, glad I don't associate in circles where people would drop me for racism.
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>>79059592
I reckon the two are largely inseparable outside of your eton gentry types
Like sticks with like
I am on very good terms with bossman, but he still confuses and befuddles me with his habits and beliefs.
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>>79059615
im just a long time poster. where in banbury are you? i could do Saturday afternoon
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Nu bread is it not sire
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Only tripfag near me is arbroathy and tbqh I don't know if I'd want to turn my back on him
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>>79059625
Where are you? Im in Cambridge and would come along too
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I'm pro-Arbroathy
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>>79059592
Culture and ethnicity are intimately linked, though. They're obviously not 100% indicative of one another, but the overlap is extensive. The idea of the 'based Nigerian' or whatever really doesn't exist in reality because culture, values etc. are so deeply rooted and arguably evolve out of the genetic substrate that precedes them. Civilisation is incommunicable. I don't say it derogatorily, I just say it as a matter of fact. No, if the population of the UK was 90% Pakistani or 90% Albanian or 90% Bolivian or whatever, it would not be the same country, even if the same laws were on the books, the same 'values' were taught in school etc.

A country is its people, not a people its country.
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>>79059633
He's more likely to turn his back on you (to let you bum him lol)
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>>79059634
leicester and you are more than welcome to
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>>79059643
He will never let you bum him lad
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Imagine the drivel IRL
Can't just go to a different tab til that particular manic episode is finito
Ghastly to think about init
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I deserve to breed. Far lesser men than me have bred.

Therefore, i am entitled to it as well.
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Hair washed and conditioned. Got the hair mask in now for the next 20 minutes while it works it's magic and fills my hair with nutrition. Nose hairs trimmed, and ears shaved too.

>>79059597
Yes possibly. Still not had that second wank yet.

>>79059590
No, I go to bed at like 8-9PM actually!
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>>79059687
Are you female or just very gay?
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I still think Willy, Arb, HHL and Crosslad are the same person.
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>>79059695
That's Arbs I suspect
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>>79059698
Willy is almost certainly one of them. HHL isn't arbs or crosslad though.
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>>79059698
They are all Footmong characters
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And footmong is just another character invented by Shippy.
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arbroathy's hairy arse
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Need to do a big shop so just using up little bits and pieces in the cupboards, fridge and freezer for din-dins.

>bacon
>eggs
>baked beans
>hash browns
>sausages
>meatballs
>mixed frozen veg
>demi glace

Will be an odd one but should be tasty.
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Anyone in driving distance of the bowling in Dundee?
They've got a time crisis machine too init
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I've heard Footlads voice but have no idea what Shippy sounds like
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In the mood to go bowling with a big tranny harem. My king pin is standing proud just thinking about it.
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>>79059729
If you've got a tin chopped tomatos you've got enough there for a pretty banging casserole, maybe just leave out the eggs and beans
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He never saw the Iqbal meet.
Good when a couple of the gang get together. Shippy's a goodun.
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>>79059730
Is that the Hollywood Bowl?
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Banbury Bowl
Saturday 1pm
Who is coming?
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>>79059744
I've no been to that one yet, just the Tenpin.
Was full of sprogs unfortunately but they brought pints up to the lane for you which I enjoyed very much
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>>79059759
>drive 8 hours down the M6 for a single game of bowling with some spackers off the internet
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>>79059767
Not him but, I think you might be able to book the lane per hour. You could have a few games.
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>>79059759
>The centre that offers more than just Bowling, we have a Karaoke Box to sing your heart out, Arcade games with great prizes to be won! And why stop there, Treat yourself to a tasty pizza, with delicious sides and wash down with one of flavoursome cocktails
Corr yeah I'll come.
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Legitimately getting FOMO at this
Fuck yous I hope shippy rapes you
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>>79059803
Why not go with them? You may have fun.
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>everyone getting excited over the most boring NPC activities

Fuck that lads
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Excited about shagging my wife tonight
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Excited about meeting up with my hero Shippy on Saturday
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>>79059817
Am away up arse end of Scotland.
Would be multiple tanks of juice to get there and back plus I'd have to leave at like 4 in the morning to get there at 1.
Had to go down Peterborough through the night to get my mrs a new passport last year and that was shite
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What's rounder? A bowling ball or Shippy's head?
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>>79059818
Well gwan then what's your weekend consisting of
Doing big lines of pure off Jordyn Jones's left cheek on your yacht on lake Geneva I'm sure
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>>79059840
It might not even be shippy, just somebody claiming to be him. You may get there saturday, and it not even be a genuine thing.
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>>79059907
Folk would just lie like that?
Absolutely bloody shocking that
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>>79059506
Rache you been relocated with all the haxx equipment yet lol?
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>>79059915
is there like a second series going on on your side?
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>>79059911
I know, absolutely bloody not on.
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PC lads, is there any point in getting 64gb RAM? Would I ever need it or should I just go with 32.
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Have you noticed a big decline in young people drinking?
What is causing it?
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>>79059967
>What is causing it?
Too busy getting pegged.
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>>79059957
Only of much use if doing stuff which needs a lot of files in RAM like video/photo editing or DAW work.
Bit of a waste for vidya, but RAM is that cheap that it's probably worth it anyway
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>>79059967
Bowling is the new thing among Gen Z, and alcohol slows down your bowling reaction speeds.
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>>79059967
Getting scarily close to 6 quid for anything drinkable at my local.
Spoons is the only establishment left that I can afford a wint and a wie without acute pain in the wallet
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>>79059957
Not unless you plan on gaming or video editing.
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>>79059976
How about the virtual RAM in the graphics card. Any point if being north of 16gb?
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>>79059994
Virtual RAM is just a portion of main RAM that the graphics driver reserves to use as slower VRAM if needed. It shouldn't ever be in use if you have sensible capacities in each case
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>>79059615
>Pretty grim desu, glad I don't associate in circles where people would drop me for racism.
So you mean you only talk to white people. If you were ever in a situation with people of different ethnicities then racism is just going to lead to conflict, and if you're in the minority in that situation, it probably won't go very well for you.

>>79059618
>I reckon the two are largely inseparable outside of your eton gentry types
So they're inseparable... except when they're separable. Look at US tech companies as an example, you have people of many different ethnicities working there. Some tech companies are led by brown people (Google, Microsoft).

>>79059644
>A country is its people, not a people its country
A country is just a political entity and some people will have citizenship of that entity. In most countries citizenship is not based on ethnicity. Any ethnicity can get British citizenship, or US citizenship, etc.
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>>79059957
No point. Just get 32GB unless you're video editing or something. Gaming is good with 32GB or 16GB.
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>>79059695
Straight heterosexualist male.
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>>79060007
>So they're inseparable... except when they're separable
Inseparable except in the case of the upper class, which are sort of their own ethnicity imo
>Look at US tech companies as an example, you have people of many different ethnicities working there
Aye that has famously worked very well and done wonders for productivity.
NASA for instance has done wonderfully since landing on the moon in 69
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>>79060025
>Aye that has famously worked very well and done wonders for productivity.
Yeah I think it has. The 6 most valuable companies on the planet are all US tech companies.

>NASA for instance has done wonderfully since landing on the moon in 69
NASA is surely still the leading space agency in the world, so yeah they're doing pretty well, but they're not a tech company are they.
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>>79059957
Realistically not needed at all unless you're doing some really hardware intensive stuff like video editing.
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>>79060050
I take all of that on board and counter with the fact that I dislike niggers.
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>>79060068
Don't know how you can be a functioning human being with that view in 2024. What if you have a brown or black colleague at work? If you start being racist to them you'll get fired
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>>79060081
I own my workplace.
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>Unemployed skitzoid boomeroid slamming shit around again earlier as i was in the middul of typing up sommet important

Incredible really
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>>79060064
Whats the least amount of RAM you can get away with for just normal tasks?
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>>79060109
How many years have you been posting this now lid?
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>>79060007
White people are probably more likely to drop you for racism anyway. I've been in many situations with people of different ethnicities. Sounds like your only interactions with non-whites are the uber-eats driver.
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>>79060136
That's not even soundspacker
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>>79060050
>NASA is surely still the leading space agency in the world
It's not even the leading Space Agency in The US.
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>>79060081
>What if you have a brown or black colleague at work?
I told one of them I used to be in the BNP within 15 minutes of meeting them last week. You'll think it's a LARP, but it was him who brought up politics first.
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Rather crashed the train of conversation has that drivel eh
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>>79060245
This is why spackers shouldn't have rights
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>>79060266
Don't know how you can be a functioning human being with that view in 2024 to be absolutely and completely frank, not omitting the truth in any way, shape or form
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Must be very grim to be a white progressive anti-racist. It might be for you but it's not for me
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Good evening all good lads, I hope you are well and happy!
I have fallen for the ASMR meme but she isn't a whispering trout hahaha
>Kirin Camp
https://www.youtube.com/@KirinCamp
>HEAVY RAIN CAMP WITH LUXURY AIR TENT RAIN ASMR RBM OUTDOORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHrD2rt8tTo

Going to play Sackboy on PS4 while it for really rains outside heavy.
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>>79060276
I mean no offence lad, but your life is significantly more grim than any white progressive anti-racist I know. I'm not saying your life is pure dogshit, quite the contrary, but it's lacking in some very important areas that all of the white progressive anti-racists I know have figured out.
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>>79060295
>but it's lacking in some very important areas that all of the white progressive anti-racists I know have figured out.
You know all that from one post?
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Absolutely howling at the first line of that
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>>79060125
I have 16 gigs in mine and just recently I've started regularly seeing over 90+ usage regularly.
I think 16 is the absolute minimum for a PC you use for vidya
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>>79060311
No I know the poster.
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>>79060019
>>79060064
>>79060001
Cheers lads all very helpful
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>>79060276
You realise that there are many conservative non-racists in this country, right? The modern Tory party is diverse.

In fact David Cameron has said that his diversification of the Tory party is part of what enabled him to win in 2010 and 2015.
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Beer, spliff, cook some food.
LET'S DO THIS
>>79060279
Hello lollers. It is I your handsome chum from discord. I am posting a picrel to the spliff and beer, I don't have any of muh shoops to use to wave hello at you.
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>>79060321
Alri detective dickhead
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>>79060333
Really quite excited for the first bifter of the day once they open the wagie cage
Not addicting though mum
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East asian kveens are white, and i'm tired of pretending they're not.
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Thug tried to attack DJ with a hammer. Not right
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>>79060331
>The modern Tory party is diverse.
The modern tory party are simply non-white progressive anti-racists
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My, such poignant punditry
Really so insightful, dare I say enlightened
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My company's new CEO put out a message last week saying 'we are already diverse, we need to stop spending hours of our time on diversity initiatives and start focusing on our core business again'.

Never been so happy in my life. I think the tide is starting to turn lads.
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>>79060295
Sure, you can be a white progressive anti-racist and have a great life, depending on circumstances, but that mindset would be be tiring and draining
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>>79060368
Ronnie fuckin Snickering at
>I'm filming you now, look
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>>79060372
Ah yes, protecting the rich, very progressive

>>79060396
Just two more weeks lad
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>>79060415
Tories only really care about protecting pakis and boat wogs
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>>79060398
I personally don't find it tiring or draining at all.
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>>79060396
We've also scaled down DE&I shite recently.
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>>79060343
Wouldn't mind a bit of bitter mixed with lemonade, if you know what I mean.
Do love a good bitter shandy I do.
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>>79060425
Couldn't be doing with all that mental gymnastics personally
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Despite our best efforts the bread remained uncomfy
Went to have wankingtons and smoke a great big jasper, did I not
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>>79060445
>a great big jasper
Carrot?
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>>79060431
>>79060396
Need to goyim to sign up to fight Russia and Iran (maybe China too)
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>>79060445
What part of the thread is unwomfy? HHL and Ruthmong haven't posted once.
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The foremost political issue is the declining birthrate.

Politicians act like it's a difficult issue to fix, even countries like Hungary that have enthusiastic leaders. The solution is very simple, just rescind women's rights and equality
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>>79060463
If I wanted to hear spackers opinions on politics I'd go stand in the pub smoking area lod
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>>79060442
There's a lot more mental gymnastics involved in being racist. You have to believe white people are inherently superior which obviously involves complete delusion.
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>>79060125
I assume you're using a windows machine, right? For normal every day tasks you can suffice with 8GB, but 16GB would be a good quality of life improvement.

Alternatively you can run linux and get the same performance for normal tasks on 4GB lol.
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The linux thing again
Might stay then
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>>79060471
I'd rather politics than ASMR bints and porn.
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>There were a "dizzying range of beliefs and ideologies" MI5 had to deal with, he told the briefing at MI5's counter-terrorism operations centre in London.

he's literally including NPNW in that isn't he?
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>>79060471
I mean, here's the first piece of mental gymnastics you have to do. The notion that only white people can be racist.

Probably some b8 incoming
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>>79060484
>ASMR bints
Not him but, 90% of ASMR is just THOTs trying to create softcore porn.
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>>79060471
>You have to believe white people are inherently superior
Bait surely
Bames are entertainingly racist towards other bames in many cases
Listening to it is kind of reminiscent to watching a small dog barking at a large one
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>>79060471
Very narrow minded view of racism there, that's really only the most extreme fringe.
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>>79060505
Yeah, maybe the thots that HHL tends to follow. Our Laura isn't like that.
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>>79060521
Post the one where you can clearly see her areola
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Just define what you personally mean by racism and then you can say if you fall into that definition or not.

At this point though it's like the words 'fascist' or 'fascism', basically means nothing coherent and amounts of 'person I don't like' in ther Schmittian friend-enemy conception of politics.
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>>79060333
Woah nice numbers mate! I went and looked for the Garfield wave gif but couldn't find it.
How are you, are you still playing DayZ and are you preparing for the winter with home built heating alternatives haha?
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Studies have shown that if you're anti-racist you're very likely to have homosexual tendancies
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>>79060542
>Studies have shown that if you're anti-racist you're very likely to have homosexual tendancies
fascinating
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>tendancies
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The only time I like blacks is if they're women from Tottenham, and have their monkey paws wrapped around my willard.
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Those on the right of politics tend to have the best sex lives. Not my words. Don't shoot the messenger
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>>79060559
I hear Arbs gets a lot of cock
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>>79060558
I've also shagged a black woman from Rugby, and been sucked off by one from Basingstoke.
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>>79060567
Wish she would get my cock desu
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>>79060494
You're white though aren't you? Presumably you're not racist in the sense you just believe racist things completely unrelated to white people?
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Grown man. Think's he's a grown woman.
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I shagged and impregnated a black woman from Tottenham.
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>>79060587
>I shagged and impregnated a black woman
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>>79060573
Yeah I am white, and that's not really how racism works is it? I believe races are inherently different, and that the world would be a better place if nations were more homogenous. Not that I really care much if other nations are multiracial and function fine, just care about England desu
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>>79060594
How would you like me to prove it?
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A German voice is heard shouting "Your kebab has arrived!", but it's muffled under 3 stories of his basement, deep in the lorechives where is fetching the 'tottenham' jpg from his recently created dossier
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>>79060604
Ideally I'd never like to hear such filth again to be quite frank
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Does HHL have a driving license?
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>>79060618
>Does HHL have a driving license?
Yeah
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>>79060529
I'm not sure if discord hide stuff, or it was using a different account?, I was looking for the chinese trip(e) generator thing, but couldn't find it.
I'm thinking layers for this years alternate heating system challenge. And found muh teddy bear blanket thing, that's nice and warm, and if it gets too bad, there's the thermal sleeping bag. Also got teddy bear bed sheet and duvet cover, going to be (hopefully) toastie warm this year.
What about you? Did you ever get a thermal sleeping bag? Plenty of fuel for yer heater thingy?
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I have a picture of mihai's passport saved in my random images folder.. mad to think he's probably dead.
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Arbroathy's wide shoulders and small hips
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>>79060599
>I believe races are inherently different

This is either ignorance, or mental gymnastics. Which one?
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>>79060638
Most likely yes. He posted it himself obviously and probably got banned for it as well.
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Scottish oil revenue being spent on the building of tower blocks in North London. It not right
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>>79060643
>This is either ignorance, or mental gymnastics. Which one?
It's fact, what is it for you, ignorance or mental gymnastics? Not to believe it
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When you making another child payment? Tyrone needs to stock up on weed
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>>79060652
When it comes to siphoning wealth out of Scotland and into England, I don't mind a jot where it's spent.
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>>79060529
Woops, I waffled on a bit, still playing dayz but not nearly as much as I was. Been playing stardew a bit moar, getting muh farm built and wifey sorted.
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>>79060664
Not for a while I expect. The last one was almost 4 grand, should last her a while
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Women are just children in grown up bodies. The fact that this is beyond the pale to mention is a joke.
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>>79060676
Noncey vibes in this post
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>>79060676
Women don't mature until 25
Mad innit
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Oh yeah, it's cotton dry mode time!
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>>79060660
>It's fact

Prove it
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Girls hit the wall at 16.
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>>79060691
>Wash & wear
What, like put them straight on?
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>>79060691
Song us the song then
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>>79060706
>Song us the song then
What he mean by this?
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>>79060713
Not him but, do words in singy style?
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>>79060713
By song I meant sing. And by song I meant song.
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>>79060718
>Not him
>"singy"
It's you.
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>>79060725
>It's you.
I know it's me, I wrote the post.
Picrel.
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>>79060725
>It's you
No that's me.
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Only you and me add up
Only you and me add up
The speed of light and stars have planned it
Take it over, understand it
The speed of light and stars have planned it
Take it over, understand it
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>>79060697
Every high n number IQ study based on progressive matrix testing ever?
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Low IQ hours
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>>79060750
Hopefully it passes and your IQ levels raise.
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>>79060757
>and your IQ levels raise.
Don't count on it
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Low IQ is a hidden disability imo
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>>79060618
yes, it was a car accident that put him in the chair
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>>79060763
Ah, my condolences. Nothing left to do but embrace it, go buy a bike helmet and start licking some windows.
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>>79060772
How does he play football if he is in a wheelchair
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>>79060776
he just does the throw ins
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>>79060085
Even if that is true, which I doubt, you're going to be a massive loner if you isolate yourself with ridiculous views

>>79060196
Then everybody clapped
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>>79060343
Ah shit, I just saw you said bifter.
What a tool I am.
Hope you enjoy/enjoyed it.
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Back from Worrisons now settling down for din dins. Having that tex mex wizza with some chippy wippies. Wissing it down outside.
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>>79060861
You posted the webm of this girl yesterday I think.
Do you know the source? Who is she?
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>>79060866

Dunno lid. Just a random gif I saved off Weddit.
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HHL is a nepo baby
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HHL needs his nappy changed
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>>79060861
Do you have 'chippy wippies' with every meal?
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Shall not be eating pork again. From next week for reasons. Ancient wisdom.
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HHL loves his 'chippy wippies'
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I have procrastinated for too long, and now it is too late for homemade stew (takes 105 min to cook) and yorkshire puddings.
I could try make the yorkshires, and have some with chips and gravy, oh aye.
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Might skip dinner today, not hungry
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>>79060861
What's in the worrisons haul? any new gadgets?
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>>79060991
Had maccy waccies today. Big Mac, chicken mayo burger, 6 chicken nuggets and medium chips. Pretty tasty.
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Do you lads ask questions on dates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tdgDLrJ5oQ
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>>79061043
That's a fair feed lad, good job.
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>>79061093
>31 minutes
Not watching all that
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>>79061093
question 1: who watches this drivel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L25LAg2Pavk&source_ve_path=OTY3MTQ
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Two deliveries in one day!? Must be my birthday! Praise Rajesh!
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Just bought that M.2 2TB SSD for the PS5.
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>>79061175
Is that nonce code for CP?
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>>79061175
SSM attempted to put a new ssd in his ps5 and it didn't work. Hopefully yours is ok.
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>>79061175
Phwoar I never have enough games installed to justify that but the new COD is probably like 500gb the sneaky bastards.
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>grown man
>buying korean films
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I could honestly play a game or two of bowling myself. It always fucks up my wrist though...
Anyways I have good news, bad news, and even worse news.
Bad news is that I ran out of tea, good news is that I went to the market to get some more! The worse news, though, is that the market had some really cheap wine so I decided to get some. What should I drink anons?
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>>79061186

I bought the officially licensed one for PS5.
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>>79061222
I'm learning Korean when I next meet asian waifu
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>>79061175
Wait a ps5 actually has an the m2 slot? It seems weird that a console manufacturer would care enough to make their consoles upgradeable
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>>79061247
Not really makes perfect sense. Sony gets more revenue. Encourages players to buy more games
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>>79061224
absolutely sickening plug sockets
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>>79061246
>I'm learning Korean
The most widely spoken language I have no books for
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>>79061291
I mean they could have just went the Nintendo route and only allowed people to use specially licensed hard drives. Or just released the PS5 Pro as having double the storage like the previous console gen did lol.
>>79061295
Tell me about it, they're so easy to unplug and they can cause your heart to fibrillate. I blame Thomas Edison for the woes of the American electrical system.
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>>79061207
half saw it on the game pass store on xbox and i think it said it was 190gb but im assuming thats maybe only the base, there always seems to be extra downloads needed
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Made some decent progress on the backlogburgh there so far, did i not
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>>79061222
Not a weeb but i love korean films, memories of murders is my favourite
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Wait if none of you are going to tell me to drink tea then I'm going to take the liberty of indulging my alcoholism :3
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>>79061406
Have the Earl Grey one, like i am now
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>>79061410
Yessir! O7
Pot is on the kettle as we speak. Do you normally have yours with any sugar or milk? I also have honey if that's more to your taste.
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>>79061382
>i love korean films
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>>79061425
You left your name on lad
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Buggered up ordering that new 4K tele didn't I. Amazon won't let me cancel the order either so it's just stuck in pending rn.
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>>79061432
Well spotted lad
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>>79061441
4K is a meme lad
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>>79061441
What TV did you get? I kind of want one but not sure what.
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>>79061425
ill spin your jaw cunt
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>>79061466
Come to Banbury and say that (you won't)
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>>79061441
Youre such a mong lmao
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>>79061466
Love to see you try
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>>79061482
post train station, ill be there, tomorrow morning
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Fugg sake, I do not have adequate equipment to make any yorkshire puds, ffs.
Think it will have to be a taketheslopaway tea for me.
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Haven't had so much as a cold in years, and when I've been tested my blood pressure is lower than average for my age, T-levels higher than average and never had any deficiencies.

My secret? Two pints of gold top a day. Keeps me fit as a fiddle and I swear by it. Genuinely a miracle elixir.
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Spending my valuable time trying to figure out what ruthmong got banned for. Maybe telling someone to get stabbed, but that never stopped HHL etc.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/79030119/deleted/deleted/page/1/
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>>79061499
aint reet that lad
aint reet at all
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korean films?
for me, its the roundup
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>>79061548
Is Ruthmong BNWOlad?
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>>79061560
I think a few lads got done all at once in that thread to be honest
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Just ad a roight larf and joke with tha lads
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>>79061163
Shite taste lad, also who the fuck still buys dvds
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>>79061560
In all likelihood yes, the BNWOposting has been very few and far between lately which makes me think it's just an impersonator trying to score an easy win rather than a consistent effort being made to BNWOpost.
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>>79061550
Aye I know. Really let the lads down. And now I'm having to eat forrin muck.
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>tfw your county flag is shite
Booooo!
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FRESH MELONIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0c0oRp-VC8

:O

She is most definitely for me dee lads. Yes she is for me. Might not be for you but she's for me.
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>>79061224
When did you change your trip nubs?
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This entire thread is a good argument for eugenics
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>>79061548
It might have been him posting HelperLad? If so he will be on 2 week holiday.
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>>79061613
I don't think Tubs lives in America lad
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Wait is YankTea really nubs?
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>>79061603
Looking at the rain radar earlier, got quite a drenching didn't you
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He is in this thread rn
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>>79061645
PIugs
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Looking forward to Costa tomorrow. Think I maybe figured out how to work a dialogue system in my game. Dialogue with some branching paths, changing dialogues based on quest states, times of day even etc whatever I want. Not certain. See how it goes.

One of the women also said something to me about people leaving the door open, and she smiled at me. Also walked past my gyms manager as I was going home, as she was exiting the gym to go to Costa too. We said hello to eachother.

A hello today, a kiss tomorrow, then well who knows what comes next? But let me tell you this, she is proper fit m8 and she is definitely for me.
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>>79061645
Of course, those are the exact brands of wine and tea she drinks. This reeks of nubs
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Imagine how he feels now
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>>79061683
Nubs got her house rewired with an American supply? Why?
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>>79061588
Taste my arse you fag.
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>>79061685
Imagine all the shitposting he will do when he returns from his ban
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>>79061711
Was a nerve struck, king?
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>>79061720
Now tell him that you can see how obese he is in the reflection.
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>>79061696
Because why wouldn't she?
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>>79061723
Not him but DVDmong already knows he is fat
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>>79061725
She doesn't support Israel.
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>>79061711
Phwoar alright little lad calm down
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>>79061730
Indian too lol
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>>79061713
Oh yeah, the lad will learn literally nothing from being banned. If anything he'll come back stroppier.
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>>79061731
And how could you possibly know that?
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>>79061737
He looks white from the image he posted of his chumba hand
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I DVDlad
>don't like blacks
>don't like trannies
>don't like jews
>don't like pajeets
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>>79061757
Typical fat shutin racist
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Tempted to watch a movie but dont know which one
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>>79061767
Have you seen Heaven's Gate? Make sure it's the three and a half hour version de liiiiiiid.
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>>79061767
Inglourious Basterds (2009)

It's a good movie
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>>79061742
Who supports Israel in current era?
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Just got off the phone to Amazon support. The orders have been cancelled. It lush. Just need to reorder that tele without buggering it up next time.
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>>79061767
Wallace and Gromit a close shave
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>>79061780
DVDlad doesn't support the jews or the muslims. He only supports big bazza and the belly busters.
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>>79061780
My view is that there should be a two state solution
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>>79061786
Mate maybe Amazon isn't for you you're always ballsing it up.
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>>79061786
How do you fuck up something so simple?
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>>79061730
Shut up Fat Greg
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>>79061809
16st isn't fat, it's chubby
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Delisharse pakiberg dish being digested within the wapu's bellywelly rn, is it not
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I bet HHL is the type to Know about Kowloon Walled City
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where Nubs desu desu
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>>79061815
Chubby Greg of Banbury (Fat)
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>shippy
>the shipster
>ship happens
>shippy and the niggertots
>black sprog shippy
>shipaholic
>ship my arse back to Africa
>shippin' all over the world
>big belly "shippy" mcgee
>ship kebab with extra chili
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>>79061824
She still posts, but stopped tripping. Her posts are easy to spot.
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Favourite nubs posts? For me it's the /soc/ posts where she mentions having been pissed on by trannies.
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Mad how Shout got away with his sex crimes
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>>79061838
What sex crimes?
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>>79061838
What crimes were they?
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>>79061840
He raped Nubs and go away with it.
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>>79061840
he raped nubs
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>>79061844
Seriously doubt this, nubs is a known drama peddler.

What do you ever mean by 'rape' anyway, gotta be more specific
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>>79061844
I've come to the conclusion that he didn't really shag Nubs at all and he was lying to try to impress SIC.
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>>79061844
>>79061847
Proof? I don't think it's true lads
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>>79061833
if you see her tell her to email me back
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>>79061603
Where abouts lad?
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Whatever happened to Ebin?
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fake and gay shippy on 1 tonight
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>Foreign minister of iran: Iran fully prepared for war

Cam on israel start some fackin world wars
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>>79061856
Ebin? Not sure who else even keeps in touch with her these days
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>>79061851
Don't bring me into this. I have drawn a line under the whole matter.
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nubs is one of those girls who claims to have been raped repeatedly

like every guy shes met before has raped her according to her

if youre her bf and break up with her, shell tell the next guy she meets about you and how you raped her
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>>79061821
Most people know about that
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Ebin shagged Nubs (but did NOT rape her!)
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Need to find a game to play for fuck sake.
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>>79061858
Married with two sprogs, he works in sales
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>>79061837
Post now or choke
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>>79061833
Exactly, that yank tea thing is her
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>>79061884
What's he sell? Spaceships?
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>>79061873
What are you even talking about, ebin is a eunuch
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>>79061875
>Need to find a game to play for fuck sake.
My friend pedro?
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>>79061884
Probably the lowest effort LARP I've ever seen. Much more likely to have a humble black JW gf and a job driving a van for EuroCarParts
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>>79061875
I just bought this, CD for PC
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What happened to that Shush lass
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He had to dig through so many personality folders to get to that image of Tottenham that he might as well get some use out of them now that their out of their case
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Hotel dyke, not seen her posting in a while
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I briefly had access to Ebin's blog, very troubling content.
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>>79061821

You're right. I read about it on Wikipedia a few years ago.
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>>79061917
Ruptured her fanny with a cucumber, died on the operating table
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Shippy going through his personality routine. Sad
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Quite the stinky fartington this was
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Plot twist, it's Ebin with the mixed race sprog.
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>>79061935
I miss my old personality friends. How is it a 'routine'?
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>>79061935
Not me lad, I think this case is particularly grim tonight, rattling as many as possible off as quickly as possible.
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SCEA. Wonder what he's up to these days
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>>79061942
Couldn't rule that out one day, but I doubt it's true now
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I'll never forgive Poley for getting me banned for six months for threatening to kill him. Pathetic little vermin.
Remember when he went to a Metallica concert just to stalk his workmate even though he didn't like Metallica? Proper cretin.
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>>79061955
He's living abroad now. Has a nice wife and sprog too.
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>>79061955
Sony Computer Entertainment America? Think that's a company, not a person
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>>79061963
Which country is he living in
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>>79061921
I heard she passed away
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Heard through the grape vine that Nubs is back with Congo George
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>>79061977
waaa waaaa shopper bear
waaaa waaaa appleteiser
waaa waaaaaaa coward construction workers
waa waaaa waaaaa spaffing on the kitchen floor
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>>79061959
I hope he's doing alright, I hope all the ye olde regulars who left went on to better things.
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>>79061962
Regardless of how much you dislike someone, it's not okay to threaten to kill them, and therefore the responsibility for that threat is yours, not anybody else's
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>>79061991
Just want him back lads ngl
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>>79062001
Poley is a special case because he isn't human. Treat vermin like vermin. Simple as.
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>>79061986
Ok fake shippy.
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Lads, I'm back
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Can't believe another edition is nearing the end game lads. Time goes way too quickly.
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>>79062017
Ok fake Smirnoffbro
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>>79062017
Post dead flies and nice watch
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>>79062022
Yeah only 140+ posts to go
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How many items does he have left, lads?
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>>79062017
Smirnoff was a lowercase poster. He also posted with his trip or (more commonly) anonymously
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>>79062017
So am I lad
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/^Smirnoffbro$/
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He's going absolutely ballistic tonight, never seen him quite like it before
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In the end all britfeel personalities got their shit together. All except HHL.
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>>79062056
Who is? Can you point this guy out?
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Am very womfy right now.

Womfmaxxed, even.
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Having a wokkle of McEwan's Champion:
It might not be for you, but it is for me
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>>79061603
best county flag coming through
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>>79062070
>Having a wokkle of McEwan's Champion
Proof?
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>>79062061
You're meltying tae fook pal, as the scots say.
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/^Fat Greg of Banbury$/
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Do you guys have squirrels round where you live?

There are tons around where I live, I see them probably every day
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>>79062081
What? I only speak English lad
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>>79062090
What about all your language books, Shippy?
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>>79061603
Did you watch University Challenge yesterday? They had a round of county flags for counties that no longer exist. I got Middlesex but the others were too obscure for me.
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>>79062080
Back to brit/pol/ with you mong, shoo be off
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>>79062097
They are for display purposes lad. It's not a meme.
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>>79062087
my cat has regular arguments with the local squirrels
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Me and Nubs having a sprog.
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>>79062087
i see a lot of them in the park but alas i live in a grey squirrel area
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Apparently Congo George got Nubs pregnant. I don't know if there is any truth in that though
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Poor fake and gay shippy, you're seeming extra unstable tonight.
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>>79062154
Something must have set him off
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Not a squirrel but a hedgehog has been doing the rounds out the back. Did see a squirrel the other week trying to steal my bird feeder.
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>>79062153
Congo forced Nubs to get an abortion
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We must defeat the grey squirrel.
It should be a national campaign.
If we can wipe wolves off the map, those furry little cunts wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>79062160
Probably his batteries ran out on his favourite dildo.
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>>79062189
How does one 'force' someone to get an abortion?
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>>79062189
>>79062203
Samefag
What's set you off fake and gay shippy?
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>>79062068
I remember when I was younger, when I had a few days off and I would get a bag and lots of beer. Back then I had the comfiest sofa and a huge TV. Would binge watch movies with the blinds fully shut and phone turned off. Don't think I'll ever be this comfy again.
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>>79062214
What are you on about lad? Meds yea?
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>>79062214
Only one (you) there de lad
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My cocks so big I can simultaneously impregnate and abort at the same time.
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>>79062255
Proof? Dont believe you desu
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>>79062255
Sounds impressive.
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>>79062240
I get 35 days off a year.
I did exactly that for a week in July when it was roasting hot.
I had mini kegs in the fridge on circulation, a shitload of ice and a freezer full of meat for the BBQ. absolute bliss.
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Never finish a game, me. Stacks of half finished games.
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>>79062255
Pray thee, show us your monstrous willard
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>>79062285
Why do you pretend to be me?
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Is Bioshock worth playing nowadays, lids?
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>>79062249
You get off LARPing as other posters to stir drama. It obvious.
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>>79062111
Do cats hunt squirrels? I know cats hunt mice and small birds but squirrels are a bit bigger maybe

>>79062123
Yeah I'm also in a grey squirrel area. It's a shame to not see red squirrels.
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>>79062290
Yeah it's great
Play the second one too, gameplay is better
Skip Infinite. It rubbish
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>>79062299
Bald Cheeka is that you
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Grown man. Still plays video games intended for children.
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Cat wants to go out, but I can sit here for hours waiting to see if she comes back (last outing was for ~10 hours ffs). She's not eating her food, disappearing for hours, I'm berry worry.
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>>79062339
Some adults do play video games, it's not that rare
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>>79062344
*can't
In an unoriginal way.
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Congo's chocolate stick
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Fackin ell innit
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>grown man
>refuses to accept that the majority of the population now plays some sort of video game
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Here comes the cope. Grow up lad.
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Quite an interesting film, this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogun%27s_Joy_of_Torture?wprov=sfla1
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Was just in a Tesco and saw a girl, must have been only 12-13, wearing this. Not a parent in sight. Broken Britain in action.
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>>79062306
i think they try but the squirrels ain't stupid they stay in the tree and make that noise to try scaring the cat off. does my head in, i have to go out telling the cat to stop arguing and leave the squirrels alone
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>>79062402
She's talking about her pet cat you nonce.
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>>79062402
I don't see any issue with it desu
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>>79062424
Can see why they call you 'Shippo The Glitto'
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spurting cum from my volcano like cock, dousing the lass in rancid smelly goop, licking her tits, spitting on her pussy and rubbing my arse on it
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>>79061866
Sorry Baldry.
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>fishing on the lake
>older bloke approaches me
>introduces himself as one of the club bailiffs and asks to see my membership
>produce it and he checks it over
>tells me I need to list my next of kin
>I have no one to list sir
>he starts listing off possible family members to list
>all dead or in full time care
>insists that I must have someone who could be reached out to if I had an accident
>lie and say I have a distant cousin who Ill put down
I wanted to catch a carp, but all I caught that day were feels
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>>79061917
Shush was a Broadbridge character.
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>>79062486
You should have pushed the cunt in the river and let 'em drown.
>>
I own every Bond film on Blu-ray and I enjoy that about myself.
>>
We getting a new thread soon so I can open the thread an scroll through it when I'm having a shit tomorrow?
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for me it's chinese cinema
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Nu fredingshire soon is it not
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no it is NOT time for a new thread

WE ARE NOT AT THE POST LIMIT YET
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>>79062486
>all I caught that day were feels

You became romantically interested in the older bloke?
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for me it's taiwanese cinema
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>>79062648
>WE ARE NOT AT THE POST LIMIT YET
A new one never hurt anyone lad
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for me it's hong konkaneaeian cinema
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some spacker wants to put up his own special edition prematurely I suppose
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>>79062692
Aye lad it just had to be their special one
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I hate slop so much. Learn to draw.
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I remember we used to have Closerlad who would fill up old threads with porn pics
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>>79062479
>Baldry

captcha:MPJNY
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>>79062542
I'm genuinely impressed by that, I only have Casino Royale onwards in Blu-Ray. Didn't even realise they did the earlier ones in blueray
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I once came in a pair of my underwear and slipped it into my crush's bag in school. It caused a right uproar but I never got caught. I still get off to it this day. Her putting her hand in and inadvertently touching and smelling my seed. Marvellous.
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>>79062729
I retired that character
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>>79062745
Good to have hard copies before Amazon censors the fuck out of them. Mad that Amazon owns James Bond. Bloody disgrace it is. Next Bond will be gay and black. Names Bond. James "I Love It Up the Arse" Bond.
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>>79062752
Rancid stuff lad. I know a lad who went to a class party and licked all the crisps so the girl he fancied would eat one with his saliva on it. Weirdo got caught, kicked out and humiliated every day for the rest of his time in that our school.
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>>79062752
I used to work in an office with a unisex toilet and I'd spread a thin layer of my cum on the toilet paper. Loved the idea of the girls rubbing it on their fanny.
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>>79062770
Well I never got caught. Simple as. Stared at her tits all the time too they were cracking.
>>79062782
Absolutely based de liiid. I used to wank in the school unisex disabled toilets all the time and just leave my cum on the seat.
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At the age of 21 my mate's just taken me for my first ever Burger King, AMA
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>>79062811
I came in your burger lad, hope you enjoyed it. Now you're pregnant with a meat mutant.
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New MP edition

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>>79062828
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