GAMBLING EDITION>>79051710>>79051710>>79051710have you ever gambled? did you ever win money? whats your favorite casino game? :D
taking all the gay twinks' virginities at the casino with my million dollar straight chad cock
yeah i love to gamble occasionally, i've profited a fair bit only around $300 or so but I typically never put much in i prefer to play limbo and I always play on crypto sites
>tfw day 132 without tasting bunnymutts pee pee
>>79072455He is long gone why do you keep posting this?
Going to places to seek a bf is so tiresome meow i feel like hanging out with people I don't know well is approximately ten times more tiring
>>79072796many posters get talked about after they stop posting so dont take all ur anger out on the pee pee pissboy
>>79072812Hanging out with people in general is tiring you normalfag>>79072854Does that make it ok?
Soon I will be free but I'll miss my cat. He went from not wanting to get close to anyone and just being loud and annoying, demanding food to jumping on laps, walking on tables and sleeping on you. He is so social now. Still loud tho. The whole experience is very rewarding. Sucks I won't see him again probably :(I should let him stay inside tonight too. He mostly behaves well during the night now
>>79073045maybe you need to stop being a complainy pants
>>79073045This episode of r9gay: a retard doesn't know what a multiplier is
i was hanging out with dad(he loves me more than he loves my brother and sister btw and way more than mom) all week and im not a normalfag, but it was pretty fun and now that hes gone im flippin bored.....
>>79073437How many times did you have sex with your father?
>>79073448zero times. im shy
>>79073125are you moving away? why cant you bring your cat?
>>79073457Does that mean you would have sex with him if he asked?
>>79073485i dont know im impressionable. he is kind of too old though
Ok, high time I start my halloween spooky movie marathon. First up is totally killer (2023). 4 minutes in and it's quite funny. >random girl says when she thinks of serial killers she thinks of at least 6 victims>"Let's give it up for Angie who wishes there were more people killed" says the murder tour guide who profits off of it and speaks about murders with a smile on his face
>>79073461I'm moving for almost a year and no I can't take the cat with me because I won't be allowed to let him inside there.wors part is this place will be empty after 2 months and cat will be left alone idk what he will do. I can ask someone to take care of him but everyone I know already has more than enough cats :(
>>79073547maybe someone you know will know someone who wants a cat. you cant literally abandon him thats messed up. sorry :(
>>79073523imagine being asked if you'd fuck your own father and answering anything except "no"
would you power bottom for a cute femboy?
>>79073589well i didnt say yes. its just i cant know what will happen. im not a psychic or anything
>>79073638>would i take it up the ass for an attractive manyeah
>>79073638Yeah if we were dating
>>79073638not really into femboys
>patrophiles>footfaggots>cat abandoners>false bpd personality posters>fat ugly sock exhibitioners>stupid eskimo hair mexicans >slack wearing button shirted retardsr9gay never was this bad, footfags where here already but most you people are simply denegerates
>>79073672I want a power bottom bf to date
>>79073686>patrophile A child that has more affection for the father than the mother.i love mom lots and tons too. dad is just more rare, and im his favorite. mom likes my brother more...
>>79073686phew, I'm only one of these
>>79073686And what are you like then hm>>79073702Cool, I wanna die
>>79073686don't diss brad like that motherfucker
Can't believe they named an entire island after a ClariS song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Ej-XtdTe0
exfoliated and shaved and moisturized my legs and i touched my thigh and it felt really nice. thinking about how it must feel to someone else.
why come 99.9% of fags think kissing a guy is way more intimate than sucking his dick, but if you answer "idk" when asked if youd have sex with your dad, in a hypothetical situation that happens somewhere in the future AND he asks you(never stated in what way or how many times he asks btw), youre a disgusting degenerate ruining society when its already normal to kiss your dad
It's more intimate to kiss someone because it has more meaning as per the societal norms formed in our society
>>79074176>why come 99.9% of fags think kissing a guy is way more intimate than sucking his dickbecause 99.9% of fags would rather suck a dick than kiss a guyand no it's not normal to kiss any of your family members unless you're indian
it depends where you kiss them, kisses on the cheek or forehead is fine, although that's usually only with female family members, some people kiss their family on the lips but I think that's less common, I think they do it in more places than in india though I thought france was known for kissing everyone regardless of gender
>>79074287yes it's perfectly normal for either parent to give/receive kisses on the cheek/forehead but not on the fucking mouth you mong
its normal to quickly kiss your parents, grandparents, siblings on the lips until youre like 10. after that you only kiss your parents and female relatives on the cheek yea
Incest shaming is wrong and /r9gay/ needs to do better
>if she did blowjobs she would be aliveThat was a very fun movie lmao. Next up stepfather (1987)>>79073586I'm not abandoning him, he is staying with my dad for a while. What else can I do? Go around asking if someone wants a cat? Maybe I'll convince my dad to take him home when he leaves this place but I doubt it. He is a stray anyway I think he would manage. For now he is sleeping next to me.
>>79073686You prefer pedophiles huh
>>79072295I need a calm, gentle black man to heal my aching heart
I hope TimbyWuff is okay. If he ends up getting killed by Hurricane Milton I don't know what I'll do
>>79074797I regret looking up what that is and your parents regret that you were ever born
>>79074562yea just do what you can. i dont know how strays differ but maybe he would hate being moved anyways
I could shake my tiny fist and swear I wasn't wrongBut what's the sense in arguing when you're all alone?Sure as you can't steer a trainYou can't change your fate
>>79074820>average /r9gayer's/ reaction to seeing a naked male of legal age
do you think 7pm is late for dinner
>>79074924I think anon's issue was with the furfaggotry. I did not see any nudes when I looked him up.
>>79074933no, what are you a grandpa? unless you're like 70 dinner is anytime between 7 and 10
>>79074933i eat mine at 16
>>79074978>4pmyou should be in bed already oldtimer you're still recovering from that fall and need your rest!
>>79075009i have oldtimers disease so i forget when to sleep sometimes
>>79074964>>79074978whyi eat dinner at 6 and now im starving because i have to wait until after 7
suddenly I feel like preserving my precious attention from any desperate attention whores trying to interact with me and I'm doin it none of these motherfuckers are getting a reply anytime soon lole
i didnt eat anything today until 4 but then i had a large fries and a large chocolate bar with almonds. not planning to eat anything later either, unless someone feeds me.
normally i would be smoking big (small) weeds by now but instead im going to get a coffee and then read milton to you.
there are always millipedes in the basement bathroom but they curl up and die when they get to the floor tiles. also one time i moved one outside and it was crawling all over while it was in my hand but curled up when i put it in the grass. why
>>79075195Millipede chuds are incels and instantly die when they touch grass
>>79074797>30, he/she/they
https://vocaroo.com/1gh0K7hRHtkI i think i ended strong here but i need to work on uhh power and resonance or whatever.
fat bitch won't get off me
Brown boy legs in the thread
>>79075359as someone who doesn't like poetry or reading at all it was interesting at the start then quickly became run-on and hard to follow and the old timey grammar and apostrophe stuff seems a bit repetitive and arbitrary and unnecessary
>>79075359https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Creation_of_Niggers
>>79075407https://voca.ro/11iJ7sVaz72U
Is 3ds going to die in the hurricane?
>>79075387nothing in there is a run-on and i will diagram out the grammar if you really need me to prove it...first take and i havent read it before so the choppiness is mine.
>>79075439god seems to hate florida with an abyssal wrath but for some reason he's ok with miami. most damage i ever saw in my entire life was a single felled (small) palm tree. the only reason you'd stay inside is to stay dry and not get your socks soaked with poopoo water.
>>79075452Maybe you will get lucky and your fbf will wash up on your front door
>>79075472i was thinking on going to the pier and play ocarina by myself on the rocks but maybe that's a bad idea. i don't know where 20something gamers go out and hangout. especially for free. was thinking of seeing the psych guy again for weeks now but still deciding against it.
did you know the 3ds guy eats out of trash cans
https://vocaroo.com/1cbUu6yWe9u4 next part, with more feeeling
>>79075504i'm hypoglycemic and poor and the pizza was NOT in the trash can it was NEXT TO IT in a BOX
>>79075296dont say that. i didnt kill a chud incel
Saying this ain't nothing, but it's all I needAnd the peak ain't reached, but the peak is all I feelAnd it feels so good
>>79075504Desperation in a boy is a turn on
i also ate some donuts i found at a july 4th concert. they were good.
One of the reasons I've never bought fully into the blackpill is that women unlike even gay dudes in fandoms will want to fuck any character. Women are evil man.
>>79075576can someone explain this post to me
>>79075633women are evil man. no need to tip
>>79075633he doesnt buy "the blackpill" meaning "its over" because theres always some women into even really ugly male characters, thus any guy even if hideous has a chance of meeting a woman who likes him.i dont get why it makes women evil though...maybe he means that they cant be trusted to adhere to any objective standard cause theyll even get crushes on eraserhead or whatever.
>>79075633You go to /cm/ who's userbase is like 90 percent dudes and all you see is like cute twinks and stuff. if you go to any fandom space especially like horror games and you look at what characters women in particular are into you will be morbidly shocked. Women will want to fuck monsters and killers and freaks. Its weird dude. I'm just saying gay people seem to be more rational when it comes to attraction at least with fictional characters.
>>79075680does this 90 percent include transwomen
>>79075680If you knew what fictional characters I wanted to fuck you'd 100% ask me to turn in my faggot card immediately
>>79075706why are they all women
>>79075721No they're monsters / freaks / ugly
there are dudes who want to fuck bowser. you're okay.
>>79075729thats all fine. unless you mean giant monsters
>>79075702Sure. I doubt many transgendahs post on this site anyway. They at most 5 percent of the userbase.>>79075673It doesn't make them evil. It just makes them weird. Evil is just a funnier word to me. but the amount of women I've seen look at Charlie from smiling friends (who is a literal yellow blob) go "i need him!!" is shocking and maybe homos are also like this and I just don't notice them. I don't know eitherway its weird.
>>79075748i would not want to fuck anyone from smiling friends lmao women are crazy
>>79073686>doesn't mention schizos that make up most of new threadsFake purityfag
>>79075740Thanks for the reassurance>>79075747No I don't mean Kaiju. However I do think they are pretty cool
>>79075748they dont really want to "fuck" him...theyre merely trying to one-up one another in how much they like the character. its literally just >i like charlie>i like charlie more>i love charlie>i love charlie more>i want to fuck charlie>i want to fuck charlie moreim pretty sure the vast majority of women in current year have no idea what sexual attraction actually feels like because 99.9% of straight men are so fucking fat and ugly now. thus they mistake really really really liking a character for being sexually attracted. many straight women in current year think they're lesbians because they like being friends with women and have never seen an attractive man irl.
>>79073747What does it mean to have a rare dad?>>79074176*how come>>79074083How does it feel to know brad doesn't give a shit about your fap bait?
>>79075828i see dad maybe every year and i see mom every week
>>79074933That's too early. Dinner is at 9 at earliest. I stay up all night what do you think that I don't get hungry????
>>79075873i stay up all night too and i just get a snack around 2 or 3am
My doctor is putting me on medication, his notes said I stutter and look unkempt. I thought I looked alright but that's why I'm not a medical professional
>>79075935>looking dirty and stumbling your words under pressure is enough to get you medicated
>>79075935youre putting yourself on medication. doctors only give advice.
>>79075958That was just the observational stuff they write down. It was the questions about daily life and personal history which seems to have done it >>79075972True, in that case he wrote a prescription and put me on a list for autism testing. I'm in two minds about the medication and more inclined to take him up on the offered therapy
>>79076019you should put him on a list for asshole testing. i cant believe he would say that to your face. why are you even at the doctor anyway.
>tfw no fat furry bf who lets me suck on his moobs while he gorges on fast food
>>79075935What kinda meds would that be
Trying to grow my hair out to collar length.
>>79076051Partly to appease my parents and also to see if anything can be done to help me not just rot in my room until I die. Engaging with treatment will also help to stop my bennies getting cut off in a few years>>79076221High doses of fluoxetine and propranolol. >>79076257Think you'll grow it longer once it gets to the collar or just maintain it there?
>>79076322let me make a daring prediction that more pills won't change who you are. if you already have a post-wage mentality it ain't gonna change. always remember that studies show getting a cat does more than any pill. these people are looking you in the eyes and giving you shit that's a hammer to your brain because they literally do not care about you or how you feel. they see you as an annoying pimple to be lanced. fifty years ago they wouldve just lobotomized you and been done with it and they still would if they could.
>>79076322Maintain it there. I want that 70s punk fluffy hair I guess.I'm on prozac too. Hope it goes okay.
The Siege Astrotrain shuttle is a piece of shit. Glad I didn't spend more than retail on him. The guns were cool but mine came without them. The robot mode is good, train mode is alright.The Dr. Wu guns are good, although the UNCLE one broke on me because I was being a bit rough. Thundercracker and Skywarp are lovely. They are lazy recolors aside from Skywar's face but I do really like the characters so I'm biased.
>>79072295>have you ever gambled?Almost everyday>did you ever win money?Yes about $1000>whats your favorite casino game? Fortune house :DDD
Got this on pre order also. I bought 86 Ratchet, hopefully that gets here Saturday.
>>79075680>You go to /cm/ who's userbase is like 90 percent dudesIf thats true its very based, I thought most gay men differ in taste from me
>>79076648just like me at mcdonalds on the left. we can conclude that he is ranting about how video games arent good these days and whose fault it is.
cant believe theres really people on happy pills who still come on here like...why didnt you try logging off first. why didnt the doctor take your computer?
can i get ssi if i'm on ssri
gaming makes me sweaty... time for late night chocolate cake :)
my heartbeat accelerates when theres a cute short guy nearby
>>79076777define short. how tall is "short" for you.
>>790767844 foot 9 inches
>>79076784shorter than me (185cm), 160~ is super cute though.its a real test of willpower to not pick them up and kiss them all over and say CUTE CUTE CUTE
None beat the 2001 reveal version but the remake of promise is so good. However the original voices are so much better so I'm staying with enhanced editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Ws4yoJfxo
accidentally ate some tortilla chips but i think im still running a deficit for today on account of im still hungry. progress.
>>79076822>160~ is super cute thoughhahaahahahaha
I need to order some decals for his gun. Do you guys like him? >>79076855I never played silent hill but my dad has PT on his ps4 lol
>>79076693I was already on them before I started browsing the 4chans
>>79077003>Do you guys like him?he looks like a chill dude that is trying his best in life. I find him relatable.
>>79077160so they made you worse?
https://voca.ro/11HTg5m8asYP
https://voca.ro/1kiP1eK7lL6a
https://voca.ro/1oPeCTWDvR0w i went long on this one...too much to screenshot so heres the text https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost_(1674)/Book_I
I would make Dorian Grey esque deals for my soul if it meant I could look like random faggots I see on tiktok.
>>79077428ok heres the terms:- eat nothing but lettuce for a month- let me do your hair and makeupand youre there...no soul required. inb4 im ugly, youre almost certainly not, you just have no idea how much work filters and makeup are doing. stop watching filtered videos, goofball. they are as fake as hollywood, often more so. ever wondered why almost zero internet stars make it into movies? its cause they arent really that good looking, they just have two or three good angles that they use constantly. get skinny and find your angles and that could be you. and THEN you lose your soul.
lets decide our 13 days of Halloween movie list (19th-31st or 30th-Nov 11 depending) anons can remove entries but the winning movies are the ones that appear on the most listsfirst three entries are just the ones from my top movies list.1. Hellraiser (1987)2. The Crazies (1983)3. Pulse/Kairo (2001)(...)
>>79077467Youre not wrong but you need certain features to pull it off, angle frauding wont make you a pretty boy
looking at HIM first thing each day
>>79077809Whod him
>>79077467its partially angles and filters but in normal videos hes still cute. I think another reason why I feel so strongly over these random faggots is they are confident enough to dabble in these aesthetic styles that I could only dream of. Imagine being able walk around as these kind of feminine emo motherfuckers and look good while doing it. There is something to be said about self confidence like that. It makes me envious.
>>79077889bsh ideallybf realistically
>>79077703nobody is going to do this because it only works on a centralized medium, convince the official r9gay discord to get into this so they can be hosted
>singles dog owner event at dog park>hour away by busguess i'll stay home then
>>79078022Get away from that dog.
>>790777034. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Mixed Ivy League BBWC twunk Jerome nigger dicks up my bum
>playing medic tf2>give pyro uber>pyro im ubering jumps off cliff and diesHow do people play this class?
>>79078144BBWC?
>>79077911Not the Anon you were replying to but:>its partially angles and filtersNo, it's all angles and filters. Always. There is such a thing as hot strangers but on social media where the entire point is exhibiting yourself and your videos capitalize on a specific niche subculture and his only presumed contribution is showing his face online, it's quite literally all theater.
>>79078214>it's quite literally all theater.I don't see why someone can't be attractive and know it enough where they capitalize on it for social media likes.
>>79078362They can he just doesnt want to admit it that because it would be a blow to his self esteem. If it was as simple as "just have good lighting and angle fraud bro" there would be far more people doing it.
>>79078195Big black white cock.
Started my day by watching m3gan in bed. Another enjoyable spoopy moovi, tho it's a bit too preachy idk. I agree with the message(s) tho. Standout performance was asian CEO, very good lines so that's more on the writers lol. Next up: long legs (2024)>watching movies at work u.u
I'm sad and lonely meow wish someone would save me and fix me meow where bf waahttps://youtu.be/kD4_Lgryk64
>>79078662you need a bbc chrona bf to fix you <3
>>79078666Crona is white tho if you are referring to the unc [skull] hanging around here his penis is miniscule
Corona needs to be enslaved. Subhuman ape.
When did meow see the black guys penis?
>>79077703martyrs. martyrs. martyrs!!!!!>>79078662amazing choice of song>>79078964surely he can't be that bad
>good morning>mid night>mid dayso mornings are considered good but night and day are just mid? what kind of bias is that??
The mornings are starting to get cold again...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA5F4dqEtmg
>>79078964Lmao then bring your fat ass to the USA and make me be your slave; you'll get a bullet in the face
>>79079500nvm i cringed at this nigger behaviour
>>79079538He wants to take away my freedom, I'll take away his life. You can "cringe" all you want
>>79079578>He wants to take away my freedom, I'll take away his life.corniest thing i've ever heard honestly
Long legs sucked. Tried watching puppet master but that was boring too. I'd rather play with my cat for now and walk in circles cuz bored
r9gag
>>79079624Why is jonah racist to black people?
I'm still waiting for r9g2, the sequel to that meow thread from months ago
>>79079624No, I'm serious. If apostle actually tried to violate my rights, I would seriously kill him. I don't know why you think this is a joke or a light issue.
playing turtle wow rn
>>79079655i'm not racist to black people i just thought that was a corny comment>>79079662>I don't know why you think this is a joke or a light issue.you're complaining on an imageboard about some dude in a whole different continent hypothetically violating your rights. it isn't that serious. more fake black outrage
>>79079868I don't think apostle is joking, though. He seems like a legitimate piece of shit.
>>79079903i mean he never said he was going to enslave you himself. he said you should just be enslaved.. and at this point i think you should too. you actually kind of are subhuman and a brainlet
>>79077911so you have less confidence than a fat 13 yr old? come on lol...im taking you to sephora and teaching you things.
>>79079868>more fake black outrageSounds racist to me jonah
>>79079662>implying you would even be able to own a gun with your alphabet list of disorders. Nigga, I'd shank ya then rape the mulilated corpse. >>79080013I love you<3 Cute Racist Jonah arc :3
>>79080551no i don't hate black people i just hate niggers really, 2 different breeds.>>79080584no you don't!
Even if I don't have a bf today is and gonna be a good day. Vibing to Ken Ashcorp music at work.
>cat in my lap>watched the fall guyEpic, maybe I needed a break from spooky movies. It's officially spooky and friends movie mobth
>>79078407there are infinite fucking people doing itactually attractive people dont need to farm attention on the internet because they get it in real lifeyou have to be skinny but you dont particularly need anything elseif you havent spent literal years pouting your lips in a camera and working on your angles then you have no idea how practiced these people are at only showing their good sides. more than that, you have no idea how many hundreds of takes they recorded and deleted to get that perfect five seconds they post. finally, stop watching fucking brainrot video content you overgrown dickhead.
>our resident schizo doomer
I have a boyfriend, I just come here to laugh at you until someone makes me too sad then repeat next week
>>79081147honestly. could think of better ways to pass the time. each to their own and respect it actually
>>79078407>there would be far more people doing it.for every notable e-boy there are hoardes of unknown doing the exact same and pumping that content out for 3 views
>>79072295The closest gamble I made was back in 2018, Team Fortress 2. I brought 'Christmas' key for around 1.50USD to open that chest (loot box). I got a shitty 'jacket' that cost half of the key price
>>79081233>The closest gambleidk if i'm just misreading but i'd definitely class chests as gambling. sucks that you lost like that though nonny ):
>>79081233yeah gacha/lootboxes are definitely gambling. I don't have a moral panic hatred of the mechanic like other gamers do but I'd rather pay full price for a game and have the loot stuff be free than play a "free" game that requires microtransactions for the loot mechanic. so you only had to pay for a loot box once is tft otherwise playable without microtransactions?
slowly climbing back up ranked in overwatch after the cancerous drive event they had this weekend
>>79080013> i mean he never said he was going to enslave you himselfHe'd do it if he had the chance. No need to play coy.
>>79082846>gay black tranny is afraid of being enslaved and buck broken by whitey
>No relevant posts in 3 hours.is it finally over? Has r9gay fallen?
im just very selective. i dont post filtered pictures or anime images because theyre morally corruptive. or rather, mentally so. i only post things that look like real life. or i try to.
Following in the footsteps of the indian are we
i have seen, he said, a vision,of a great and rolling water,bitter, so that none would drink it,salty, so that none would use it,and upon this great watercame a strange canoe with pinions,and sails to carry it swiftly,and upon this great canoecame men from far away:white were all their faces,and with hair their chins were covered.in our woodlands rang their axes.in our forests smoked their cities. with their barking sticks of thunder,they pushed our people westward,westward, westward, and wilder grewthe west, that once was ours. thats all i have from memory...
anime is just cartoons and obviously not real life. that filtered shit however...literally explode if you post that crapola! cant go anywhere without seeing that shit but i sure can rant about it.
saw a guy at the post office who was quite cute, or he wouldve been if he wasnt in such ugly pants. light brown hair, stud earrings & delicate features. shame about the sweatpants but some things are just dealbreakers.
>>79083146real life is gay(stupid) and stupid(stupid) the only reason i dont attach images is because i normally hit enter to post so attaching an image ruins the flow, but i do have 50,000 images saved
>>79079221I don't need to, it's obvious from his behavior
>>79083470attach your image first then goofball. the real reason however is probably that youre cripplingly afraid of being roasted for your cringe images.
>>79081138avg right winger reaction to going to the west coast national parks (the trees were too woke).
>>79083502why would i attach the image before i start writing? it wont have any relevance to what i said then
>>79083565who said it had to? stop making up rules in your head to be anxious about.
havent smoked weed in nearly two days and havent fapped in over four. i can feel my entire mind and body changing.
>>79083704>walk into burger shop with mom>very handsome boy walks out with his mom>we make eye contact for a solid minute as we drift further apart never to see each other againfml
didn't mean to reply to you sorry i'm listening to japanese bfe asmr right now
>>79083638i said it had to. im not attaching a random image to all of my posts
>>79083731it made sense to me. but anyway, cheer up anon, im sure youll meet lots of boys in school.
>>79083735why the fuck not? plus sometimes people will assume it goes with your post somehow, in ways you wouldnt have guessed.
>>79083759because i dont like it
>>79083831i feel like youre the kind of person where ill never get to the bottom of the excuses. the next one will be that you have low blood sugar and just cant deal with this right now.
>>79083718If you see a boy like that you should try walking up to him and whispering in his ear
>He was gay, Giovanni Henriksen?That out of the way I thought Lilyhammer would be dogshit but its actually entertaining enough for me to put my horror movie marathon on pause.
>>79083881i thought my answers were pretty straight forward. the reason i rarely post images is because i hit post first and im not going to attach a random image to my posts
>>79083108nobody wants to talk when the thread is 3 unanonymous discord fags
>>79083980yeah that is a straightforward list of excuses for why you do things the lazy way you do them.
I do not care for my brother's girlfriend.
>>79084019its in fact frightfully fascinating to see at work here a microcosm (or perhaps a macrocosm) of the dynamic that makes educational and professional life so frustrating and perhaps even abhorrent in the era of digital telecommunications: every group of people whether assembled for educational, professional or recreational purposes is subjected to the creation of a discord/slack/whatsapp group posthaste & in parallel to the official communications of the group and the casual interpersonal relationships and interactions that develop. and then people act like shitty little middle schoolers on it!
the resulting puerile hurlyburly upsets me so, that had i not developed a profound capacity for ignorance thereunto, i would have long since hied deep into the vast and frigid boreal waste.
>>79084107Then why don't you take her place and fuck him instead?
chans arent what they used to be. i just lost the game and no one even cares.
oh my god i LOVE dumplings...im like, baosexual, hahaha.
the 'son delineation of internet generations
Learning how to make fruit juice at the weekend. Getting a little bored of just having water and tea so making juice will be enjoyable and productive.
>>79084200Are you mentally ill? Like actually?
>>79084282please dont post images from that batman show, they make me start saying THE GRRRREEEY GHOOOST in my head the whole rest of the day and maybe more. thanks for your acquiescence.
>>79084279what the heck do you mean? cant "grok" this for the life of me.
i was last here in thread #600 somethingwhats new anons?
>>79084317ive gained supernatural mastery of the english language by letting the chatgpt ghost in the shell aka boko inhabit my brain stem when it feels like it
after a week on prozac and no porn i can still ejaculatedoes asmr count as "porn" even if it isn't originally inherently sexual. i've been having ragers ever since i started and i couldn't hold back anymore.
>>79084290You could fix the problem and get a bf at the same time it's 2 birds with 1 stone
>>79084306Beware the Grey Ghost is one of my favourite episodes, as such your humble petition is acknowledged and granted
i wish i had a brother to have ethical brothercest with
>>79084353for some reason the episode with the scarecrow spraying gas at people absolutely terrified me as a child. he was so malicious. love the joker from that series though. love his zoot suit shape.
>>79084425Imagine never having to look for a bf or your soulmate because you were already born with one
>>79084443must be nice. my brother is so much older than me it doesnt even feel like i have one at all
>>79084334what the heckie? why would going pornless mean you couldnt ejacet? shouldnt it be more?
>tfw no bf who blesses me with surprise foot pics
not into feet, not into brothercest, but brother feets sounds kind of
u caught me horney
i blame this town this job these friends the truth is its myself
god i want to take one of you tough anons that uses capital letters to the mall and emofy ulet it out!!! curl up and scream!!!
>>79084628Nice socks, I find ankle socks most comfortable to wear with the fluffy ones being a close second
>>79072295Nothing would make me happier than to die at the blackjack table
>>79084735ur horrible, those are for grandmas...pls dont talk to me again.
coffee, 2 large diet cokes and another coffee. positively buzzing. this is an excellent high. what is crack even for?
what kind of bf should i buyim gonna be rich soon
i dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks, crashing into him tonight, hes a paradox. what if hes written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind? i keep these longings locked, in lowercase inside a vault. these fatal fantasies giving way to labored breath...if its make believe, why does it feel like a vow well both uphold somehow?
>>79084765I'll concede that they're ugly but very warm. Throw on an ugly sweater or bath robe and you're set for winter
>>79084860the fact that you think theres any equivalence between a garish sweater - fit garb for an adult outdoors or with company - and ratty nasty granny garb like a bathrobe is yet more proof of ur fundamental lack of sense and decency!!!!!
these posts are a good reminder of why I got a gf instead of being gay
im prevented from sitting still and i get to pee gallons, purging all sorts of evils from my body. this is exactly what i need. just because i was bitterly black pit of heck sad for a week the last time i got too into and then quit coffee doesnt mean it will happen again.
its such a strange feeling to realize you only feel a certain way because of chemicals. like what is even real? why are people even bothered by their feelings? i am not an exception.
>>79084884So bathrobes are bad too, what about pyjama shirts with matching bottoms? Surely we can find some common ground on the subject of appropriate indoor attire
cheer up, its never too late to pull your balls over your head and transform like a tanuki.
>>79084954theres obviously nothing wrong with pajamas. if u dont get that bathrobes are grusty i dont think theres any hope though. u probably squirt ketchup on the whole french fry container.
>>79084995do you eat fries with a fork
u probably crumple up napkins and leave them on ur plate at restaurants. guck im nauseous.
>>79085006only if theyve been poutined. or put in a pittsburgh salad.
>>79085020oh hmmmm
>>79084995I keep tiny bowls for dip, usually I just use salt and vinegar
mayo and a little ketchup loosely mixed will always be best
barbecue sauce with fries is the best, but it all depends on what kind of sauce you get
when i was a kid my babysitter would take me to a busy mcdonalds in the city which had (as they all used to) pump dispensers for ketchup, mayonnaise and yellow mustard that were (because it was busy) always gunked up and gross, and then she would drench her fries in ketchup and eat them with a fork, and ever since i have found ketchip, mayonnaise and yellow mustard vaguely gross. i can tolerate and occasionally even like ketchup when its on a hamburger but i dont like dipping anything in it. mayonnaise is a vile substance to me, i hate how it looks and its taste makes my stomach turn. this applies to everything made with mayonnaise unless its so strongly flavored that i dont notice the mayonnaise and nothing makes me aware that theres mayonnaise in it. i also find yellow mustard unappealing and i wish it would be replaced with dijon, honey or hot mustard in every situation.
Hit max rank already in spess mehreen I'll get darktide or rouge trader when I finish my second PoE characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhCpwTAXSA
u inspire me anon. u like literally just play games. ill make a vidya for u yet i swear. ill have less work to do in about a month once winter really sets in. im gonna fcking do it this time!!! brick me with a bat if i dont.
>>79085282poe ruined my life. hate arpgs
>>79085006I dump ketchup all over the top of my fries then i eat them with a fork unless the place doesn't have forks
>>79085316gl with the game, I'll be sure to give you a good wack with a bat if you don't make it >>79085323Path of Exiles or Pillars of Eternity? I'm playing the latter
>>79085369just curious, are you an overweight woman from trinidad?
>>79085369high class eating
>>79085388nobody knows what that is. im talking path of exile of course
>>79085257sorry mayonnaise was permanently ruined for you, its good with french fries and BLT sandwiches. never heard of a mcd's that had yellow mustard before
>>79085388i hereby swear on your dubs that i will post butthole if i dont do it! theres fricking thinking robits now so i am literally, literally out of excuses.
>>79085389No>>79085402As a kid i used to eat them plain with vinegar sprinkled on top but most places don't do that anymore and that felt like a high class way to eat them
>>79085424from my perspective adding butter and a fried egg to any sandwich is so far superior to mayo that its a different universe and i really dont find myself able to comprehend anyone thinking differently.
blisteringly hungry. that second day of dieting hunger. ooouuugh. all ive had today is a large fries and one cheeseburger.
The funny thing is people really just don't care about your personality or abilities, the only thing they care about is how you look. If you ask them to choose between a brain dead sleeping beauty and someone who's a little ugly but will cook, clean, and work at a high paying job, they'll always say that they prefer the latter but in practice they'll choose the former.
>>79085501>butter and a fried egg on a shrimp po'boy>>79085859I hate to regurgitate this moronic cliche but TRVTHNVKE
>>79085688another day eating 1 full balanced dinner, and a small breakfast/lunch for me. probably going to snack on some pistachios later too
>>79085859A braindead sleeping beauty would be a nightmare, I'm stupid enough for three. I'd take a homely bf who does the stuff I neglect and tolerates my retardation anyday
yeah... ill take no bf. this all seems pretty bothersome
How do I stop browsing r9gay and wanting a r9gay gf?
>tfw no bf who pulls me into bed when I'm clearly half-asleep but kept up by a game or book
>>79085899How homely are we talking here? "The Skeksis from Dark Crystal" homely?
>>79085886i accidentally ate two hot dogs and two small bowls of caldo verde. the hot dogs were really salty and now i feel ill.
>>79085859yeah and appearance naturally biases how you interpret someone's actions anyway so even someone who thinks they're really into what's right and good or whatever will still go for the evil hottie and think it was the right thing to dothe worst part, and the real redpill of it all, is that it's true though,what's right and good is about perspective and perspective is about aestheticsbetter looking people are better people than people who don't look goodmaybe not in any particular instant, but their appearance is an accretion of habits and genetics signaling tendenciesso someone who looks good is more forgivable when they do something wrong than someone who doesn't, because on a primal level you're assuming that you're comparing the current act against a history of being good vs one of being badand so the world funnels people into two classes just like the christcucks wanteddrifting further and further into each with each action
where did these insufferable pilltards come from. what a boring fucking subject.
where did this insufferable thread come fromwhere did the insufferable people who post in it come fromwhy is this insufferable board even here
i for one have an everlasting crush on the very powerful anon who hackered my boxors and i have absoltely no idea what he looks like.
sounds fake and gay desu
>tfw no insufferable bf who goes "hmmmMMMMMMMmm"
>>79086475hey anon, what did you mean by this?
>>79086517i was overposting a few months ago and he started dropping approximate references to my life and job at the time in the thread, it wasnt anything i hadnt posted really so i didnt think very much of it. then he got more specific, but it wasnt anything you couldnt find from some photos i posted with a little work. then he started referencing some accounts i have on other platforms which would be a lot harder to find out about. then he set my oldest email address from like 5th grade as the login for the instagram of a student group at a military academy. i logged into it to remove my email from it and the account had liked 3 posts that referenced things that would be even harder to know about. i thought or rather assumed that hed found me via the pictures id posted, and i was pretty scared by all this although it was rather exhilarating, so i didnt post for a few months. i had kinda started thinking i was just crazy (although the references were pretty direct) but then he did the same thing a few threads ago to an anon who hadnt even posted pictures. the guy started sperging like "post the keylogs post the keylogs" cause he knew his boxorz had been haxored. so basically yeah theres an anon here who can hack you from your posts alone. not dox, hack - read all your shit and look through your cameras. presumably hes hacked some mods/jannies as well which is how he can find anons even if they dont post anything identifying. he seems to use his power only to scare anons who get annoying.
err i mean...im just crazy hehe...dont worry about it...keep posting...god hes so smart hes so fucking intelligent fuck...
epic fanfic
it is isnt it? i bet hes in peak physical condition too. this is a guy whos studied all parts of the blade, im certain.
French toast tastes so bad and it's so hard to make.
>>79086925this is so untrue that you must be trying to send a cryptic message. unfortunately i have no idea what it means.
I feel like murdering someone in minecraft
I wanna have sex with jd vance
isnt the election supposed to be in twenty something days? why does nobody care this time
>>79087147already spent all the bot money on mobik zerg waves.
>>79087147it's all bread and circuses like the last 40 or so elections, hopefully most people are finally realizing that voting for either candidate doesn't matter and that the president is just a puppet.
>>79087147republicans doubled down on trump and democrats doubled down on troonery, no one (approximately) wants either thing and everyone knows its gonna be a shitfuck either way. plus the conflict in the holy land is much more gripping news...and nobody thinks either candidate has much hope of being an effective mediator. this thread on the other hand should care because the libertarian candidate declared himself "armed and gay"
>>79087187hey sonny did you know that you can actually vote for more than just the president?
>>79087200no its fake the ballot goes into the shredder. i saw a video on facebook. then after that a crying dog eats it and an african kid turns it into a treehouse using plastic bottles.
theres a really big chance of jd vance being president actually. its about 50/50 that trump wins the election, but 3% of americans are both gun owners and believe that deadly force is justified to prevent trump from being president again.
>>79087213the state of louisiana uses entirely unverifiable electronic voting. i hope haxor anon flips the state to chase oliver.
>>79087217imagine if he started doing that justin trudeau thing where he pretends to be indian.
>>79087200i am aware sport. however both "parties" actively work together to make sure the other candidates aren't heard. the last time a third party candidate was barely close to having a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president was in 1992
cant believe indians are going to sneak their way into the highest office. it was supposed to be the chicano century
>>79087264bizarre to still be saying things like this when trump literally walked in as a complete outsider and took the republican nomination in 2016 despite being hated by the entire establishment of the party...plus why didnt any heckin billionarios run this year, either in the primaries or as independents? nobody is keeping them out, they just dont have any fucking balls.like hello, someone like elon musk could literally buy a major media outlet and make it talk about his presidential campaign 24/7 if he wanted. elon would for sure have done it already if he had been born in the us.
>>79087264read a game theory textbook bro...
it will be so fucking hilarious if harris loses and trump is forced to be president again. he seems so fucking tired. slurms mckenzie vibe already and he is just at the start of it still.
i still dont know who tim walz is
>>79087385i saw on x the everything website that he overpaid for donuts. don't want someone loose with money as the vp to be hones
>>79087295your complete outsider is an establishment candidate
>>79087406You have TDS you tranny snowflake..
>>79087406rich people know people. he wasnt nobody. he had been on tv for years already which gave him a popular fanbase to start out from. however he most definitely did kick the shit out of the republican establishment (such as it was) and reverse their position on free trade. hes not "my" anything, by the way...i think any citizen has the right to shoot him dead and face the consequences rather than let him assume the presidency again after his behavior last time.
>>79087398>woman and a womanly spender leading the nationglad my grandad isnt here to see this
>>79087485your grandad was married to a woman. i wouldnt trust someone who consorts with women like that anyways.
>>79087412and you either are a fed or have terminal /pol/rot if you believe that a vote one way or any other makes a difference in who gets to take marching orders from america's master.>>79087448be the change you wish to see in the world
>>79087535he only did that to make sure i exist
>>79087549i dont have a gun, but the stories i could tell...not like you would believe me, but...words really are weapons.
>>79087619hey it isn't like i'm going anywhere. what's your favorite story?
back and forth back and forth if you don't respond to positive reinforcement then I'll switch it to negative reinforcement back and forth until I cause some movements in that rotten brain of yours
>>79087636a semi popular political writer gives me free accounts to argue with people in the subscriber-only comments of his blog. this has been going on for about a year and a half now. he started because im apparently the only halfway intelligent person willing to say that troonery is nonsense and to defend that truth no matter how much it makes people scream and tell me to shut up. his site mods would ban me for violating troon prax and he would send another set of free accounts. i would change styles and present my arguments differently at first, but eventually drop the mask. the other commenters thought i was some kind of elite hacker for being apparently unbannable. i also spent some time multiaccounting to put comments shitting on trump at the top of several conservative bloggers comment sections & then brutalize anyone who disagreed.i spent so much time posting last year that i "leveled up" and became able to write shocking verses that strike like the hammer of god. this manifested for the first time on taylor swifts birthday last year, quite by coincidence. the thing i wrote also had 13 lines, her lucky number, also quite by coincidence. i believe this inspired her most recent album, as there are numerous references to me that are not at all subtle. this is less certain, but im fairly sure i also ended up talking to mike johnson just after he had become speaker of the house. i encouraged him to stay the course of truth, justice & the american way come hell or high water, and he has in my opinion done that in the face of great adversity, though i think he would have anyway. then earlier this summer i started a thread on /lit/ where i wrote several hundred sonnets in various styles. some other people contributed too, some quite well, including a janny who basically said fuck the rules this is funny in response to people asking why my oc thread was allowed. i said some things in verse there which i think quite by accident inspired TMC to nick trump.
British bf... save me British bf.... British bf....
i should probably stop sucking my own dick about all this and do more writing and arguing and such but im pretty bored of it, same shit over and over about troons and trump that anyone with two brain cells should already understand.
low iq normgroids devoid of personality waste their time arguing about [CURRENT POLITICAL TOPICS] because, guess what, they have no personality !and no being on the edgier side of the discussion doesn't make you any less of a normie
I've fallen in love with and confessed to four of my friends in my life and been rejected by all four. I'm beginning to think that this experience has beaten the capacity for intimacy out of me because it hasn't happened to me again in the last 2 years.
>>79087958there has in fact never been a normie president jsyk
>>79087916>Here's your British bf, old bean
>>79088090what is skipping lunch going to do for the children
>>79083735This is good>>79083743He is 37>>79083759This is true
>>79084170Can you use normal words you absolute fucking moron. No one talks like that. Choke on a dick and die.
>>79084438Zoosadist faggot. Fuck you.
>>79085257Nigga you have a fucking mctrauma hahahahaa
>>79085441Are you the new jersey schizo or some other schizo?
Maybe you retards should have dinner at a normal time and not snack but instead have 3 normal meals with dinner beating reasonably close to your bed time because what is the fucking point of having dinner at 18 if you stay up to 4?
>>79086433>appearance naturally biases how you interpret someone's actions anyway This is not a problem with online interactions lol. In fact self posting attention whores are repulsive regardless of looks so I can only be negativrly influenced by knowing how good someone looks. I'm so much better than you guys it's not even funny
>>79086656Your lying cause this never happened schizo. The other anon sperging out was a known schizo troll but unlike you he isn't genuinely insane, just *allegedly* drunk. You both suck et cetera
>>79087912Yet you failed every time you tried to convince story to send you money or play wow with you hahaha. You're just a schizo and see the world differently than others. For example when people look at one dollar bill they see one dollar bill but you see a portal to another dimension and a reference to your high school days which inspired Donald Trump to run for office. How exciting!
>>79088509i just ate my 3am snack... i have to eat dinner at the table with everyone else at 6pm, and i cant do a lot of stuff in the kitchen at 4am anyways. i dont eat 3 meals because im never hungry for a lunch. also its really easy for me to forget about eating if im doing pretty much anything else
>>79086433>better looking people are better people than people who don't look goodLmao, Im glad Chad serial killers like Dahmer and Ted Bundy killed retards like this, they deserve to be butchered like animals
>>79088668Here's another "Chad" serial killer to add to your collection
>washed my hair in the evening >shaved in the morningLife is good I guess. Said good-bye to the cat. I'll miss him jumping on my lap and finding a comfiest position to roll over and sleep. Speaking of sleep I fell asleep watching serial mom, so rewatched in bed when I woke up. It's a funny movie not really a horror I guess? Next up(probably): the mole people ('56). I've seen a lot of 50s monster movies and don't care much about the ones I didn't but will give this one a shot.
Time is high
>>79072295Slots are retarded. Completely rigged against you.You should do sports betting. Then you can root for attractive men and imagine them having their way with you after a big win to celebrate. Or bet sexual favors during the game. Or fantasize about cleaning their huge cocks with your mouth.
>>79089104far too many sportsmen are brown for this to work
>>79088088presidents get paid to be political and actually are in a position of power capable of taking real action about the political subjects they discussjust goes to show how actually retarded you are if you think you discussing trannies on 4chan isn't the same as joe nanga biden doing it
>>79088707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU4-rHOR0Ws>tfw no cute bumbly twink bf
>>79084117Anon you're so smart wanna be my boyfriend and form a bond that contorts and seals our souls together?
>>79084334Antidepressants usually don't take effect for 2-3 weeks.
>>79084334>does asmr count as "porn" even if it isn't originally inherently sexual.It may count as erotica depending on the subtext and whatnot, but I don't think it matters what you're jacking off to as you are still just jacking off.
>>79086076Have you tried acquiring an r9gay bf?
>>79085859I tried getting the latter in that scenario and they didn't want me because I wasn't chadEven ugly bitches only want chad
she-hulk's actress is suing marvel and ryan reynolds because her scenes were cut from deadpool 3
Beat em ups based on horror movies is my new favorite thinghttps://youtu.be/VlzFWnhudOU?si=-hHk0AtcQn3OKC-i
The mole people was pretty bad and goofy but not in a good way. I don't know why I watched till the end honestly.The house that dripped blood on the other hand is exactly my type of horror. Suspenseful, plays with the minds of characters and makes you question your sanity (if you were them).
>>79088605>>79088540i just wanted someone to play wow with and i would never ask him for money. i presented him with some unorthodox ideas as to how he could earn money without having to get a job. as much as i would like to be involved, because he seems smart, obviously no one would enter a business partnership with a random anon. thats so obvious that i have to assume youre stupid for not getting that. you probably havent even read addison's cato, so you should probably just shut up. if you want to go down the rabbit hole, read the collected works of coleridge, then analyze the tortured poets department with respect to coleridge's works, then find my blog (if you can, its not that hard). then come back and tell me what "shokigenevra" means. you wouldnt be this interested if i didnt scare you.
>>79088461ironically i like mcdonalds a lot i just hate solid-colored condiments of unnatural coherence and consistency. its very holds up spork of me but also completely true.
>>79088433the referent hominin, a verba alia, meum hic, will masticate whichsoever consonants he pleases, and sussurate whichever vowels are thereunto fit, for the verbiage which he savors most, that is, which is to him decorous and dulcet. this gravid elocution turns glassy the ocular orbs of the miseducated, functioning thus as a cant by inhibiting their apprehension of the substance of the missive.
>>79088441genuinely confused about this. does the joker hurt animals? i havent watched anything batman since the original dark knight and i only saw half of it. if youre saying this because im not vegetarian, thats fair, although not exactly sadism since i dont like thinking about it.
>>79089270that makes it hotter, you dont like big black cock? sissy?
>>79091167no, I'm racist
punish me for overposting pls haxor batman. give me a sign. it cant be subtle as im rather oblivious. otherwise ill probably get worse.
im smarter than storyanon and better at wow
The last movie I watched was a western. Havent thought of any spooky movies I wanna watch alone and I have been busy watching FMAB. You could in a certain light call FMA a horror anime given the overall themes and the crisis happening. Also tfw no alchemist bf to heal my thumb I cut open and hug n kiss me afterword. So annoying having to do everything without my right thumb.
>>79091261I just finished watching the og fma and it was really interesting the different story and path they took compared to the new one
>>79091209if you think being "good" is the point of wow then you suck doggy plops at wow lol. bet you even play retail.
>>79091033See? Of course you don't, thats why your insane. As for story being smart you wouldn't say that if you read his posts which you didn't because you never knew the basic information about him lol. The whole point of my post was to say whenever I see you try something you fail therefore I don't believe your unverifiable stories from outside this thread as you don't seem to understand what is and isn't real. It's not about him entering a partership it's about trying to offer advice and help to someone who is notorious for never taking it. I knew how it would end. I can predict these things because I'm actually knowledgable and smart. You were wasting your time and I was laughing at you then and im laughing at you now.Enjoy being unmedicated and your rotting teeth because hurrr durr dentistry is a scam.
PXLschizo post more socks so anon can report you for camwhoring that would be funny
How to make (you)r thread experience better:Don't engage with those who type in lower case letters. They are either schizo or brown.
>>79091439I overall like FMAB's direction more then the original and the artstyle is a lot better. Maybe after this I will re watch the og version but overall in a rare case I think the more modern version actually did it better. Unlike the Trigun remake. Fucking fuck that fartbasket case of an anime. Its bullshit.
>>79091459good thing i didnt say that
>>79091543i dont argue with people ranting on street corners. i doubt that you do. so why are you arguing with me? do you see how no one else is? you dont actually think im crazy no matter how many times you say it. if you did, you wouldnt bother. all of my friends from school took societys advice and stopped gaming all day and got jobs and now i have nothing in common with them at all and dont talk to them anymore. what you see as inability in story is in fact a powerful capacity for resistance to the forces that grind people down into nubs. actually one of my friends from school moved to japan and deleted all his english language accounts lol. so hes cool but i cant talk to him in any case. its nice that you remember things i said, but its not nice of you to misrepresent them. dentistry is just the science of tooth care. private practice dentistry for profit is a different subject entirely. if you want to prove this to yourself, next time a private dentist says you have xyz cavities and problems, go to a university dental clinic and get a checkup from them. you will receive very different advice. why? because the private dentist profits from doing more work on you, while the university dentist has no profit motive and is focusing solely on health. this is really basic lol. private-practice dentistry does not draw a clear distinction between what is necessary for health and what is merely aesthetic. my teeth are excellent by the way, wisdoms included.
>>79091647if youre a real wow player whats your mains backstory
>>79091695you know roleplaying is more common in retail
>>79091743youre fired, you dont understand anything.
i havent even played wow in months because they went lazy with seasons of discovery and just started adding retarded ass retail abilities. i am not going to play any iteration where they gove hunters trap launcher. that doesnt make any fucking sense at all, either logically or from the perspective of fun.
>>79091688It's fun to make fun (ha) of retards. You sir are a constant source of laughs. I absolutely do think you're insane. Why else do you act and express yourself in such a way? Le epic trolling? No I don't think so. You misunderstood. I didn't put any value judgement on it, it depends. I'm talking about your retarded stubborn attempt which was futile as expected. So why did you do it for days and days? For someone who thinks his time is too valuable to waste arguing with random people on the street you spent an awful lot of it talking to someone who didn't give a fuck about any of your advice and finally told you to fuck off, which your socially retarded ass was too dense to pick up lol. This reminds of ehe that one guy did that one thing. Good times. Et pare de lama quu
Once again I am reminded that 4chan is full of lunatics and weirdos.In other news, in 3 days (Monday) I will not have jacked off in 3 days, but I do know no one cares.
>>79084712Why don't you try it big man.>catcha GAYVD>GAY VDI guess we know who is winning.
>>79091814and they never added the best retail spell
>>79091883weirdly you dont seem like youre having fun. being told to go away never worked on me before, i dont see why it would now. i want to be friends with him because he likes wow and history, it really isnt that complicated. i am a persistent and annoying little person which is why uhmmm im on 4chan just like you are. so why are you here? whats wrong with you that youre here with me? like what kind of insult is it to call someone socially retarded on this website. thats like one felon calling another a criminal lowlife. if im worse than you then i should be here even more. et lingua mea torquet in circos melior. cogito non potes legere verbas elizabethias, ergo non spero potes legere res senior.
>>79091927i jerked off to mlp last nighti was only looking for a sfw image too
>>79092003My condolences for your mental condition.
>>79091933 Gay venereal disease?
I also haven't browsed r9k or 4chan at all for maybe over a week... Staying away from the catalgue and all the lewd content has made it easier to not jack off.
>>79092003>>79092032this made me remember when my niece used to show me her ponies but she would always forget their names and everytime i had to hold my tongue
why did everyone go
does anyone want to play nuclear throne mobile or mario kart 7
I'm here and I'm queer and I'm unoriginal. The threads usually get slow on weekends, I do wonder where people go since we're *supposedly* losers and internet addicts here.Does anyone know when Story's ban expires, btw?
>>79092631everyone left at this time yesterday too
>haven't showered in 4 days>didn't brush my teeth yesterdayshould i brush my teeth my right now or take a shower right now?
>>79092672Take a shower while brushing your teeth at the same time
>>79092645Probably a psyop by normfags
>>79092702why do they do it? what do they gain?
Cave crawler 2 is a long awaited sequel to a best selling game from few years ago. The game is free, just like it's predecessor but unlike it, it has boss fights this time. And numbered levels. It's a lot more challenging too. I barely beat 1st out of 3 bosses which was the hardest one. 3rd was super easy and beat him on my first try. Normal gamer would beat it under 20 minutes. I took just a biiiit longer. But I enjoyed my time except those annoying boss fights but now that I look back it's time well spent. Going to game more and watch movies later, life is good.
>>79092672brush your teeth. youll be sad if you get a cavity
>>79092719cave crawler 2 is a pixelart platformer shooter but cave crawler 1 is a 3d survival horror game? are they made by the same developer? i'm confused
Oh wise indie-anon how do I enjoy games again? Playing indies does not help.
Stacy Sharp and the Night Of Too Many Monsters is too much for me but nice for those who like roguelites and Halloween games. I seriously can't wait for ash v evil dead/Halloween beat em up arcade to realease later this month.
>>79090114No. Can you tell me what are the advantages?
anyone want to be my best friend
>>79093493Sorry i can't do that since i'm not chad and everyone only wants chad
>>79093493Sure but what do I gain from this
>>79093526oh. okay...>>79093532you gain a best friend. i guess if you already have one its not that special
Slow marching procession, a mob carrying their gunsFast-ascending trio, the Father, the Blade, the SonUnearthly presence of demons, protecting the OneCome, Chant, Let's Darken All Colour, Atop The Mountain Of Horror
>>79093493Is this another 3ds post asking for an e-bf?
i like my feet
So last week I mentioned I was a straight guy and I wanted someone to talk to because I was lonely.People added me on discord, and talked to me and unironically it made me feel so much better. Thanks anons, genuinely, I appreciate it
>>79093840nope. we can hang out in real life too but i probably live far away
I want a custom tailored suit one of these daysNeed to save up money by waging lol
>>79093900What state you livin in boy?
>>79092611I'm busy watching 2D boys.
>>79094054uhh co
>>79094338What's the migrant and weed yuppie situation like there right now?
>>79094387i dont even think they speak english on the front range anymore
>>79094463That's a shame i always wanted to visit there seemed like a great place
the state is named colorado and youre spit taking at the fact that they dont speak english in parts of it
turtle wow
>>79094519its still a beatiful place, favorite place ive lived. its more of a nature thing though the cities are stinky and NOT as close to the mountains as advertised
>>79093629Okay then I see no negatives
what did my pegasus friend mean by this? why did he say this after ten (10!) rowboat dates?!
>>79094686Yeah nature and good scenery is always nice and I've been thinking of moving somewhere with mountains for years now
I thought this was pretty funny though. Eli top confirmed?
>>79094338where in co anon?>>79094519you don't come to colorado for the people desu. you come here to get snowcucked by utah
Mandatory bullet storm gameplay irl for bishits.
bunnymutt
>>79094704so then we are friends?>>79094833west denver area heh... its a secretsorry i was eating dinner
What is the boy pussy in colorado like?
I have watched 12 episodes of this anime and this nigga has gotten 2 minutes of screentime. I want my evil aryan twink and i want it now!!
>>79094735>>79094814why is it cropped? what did you do?
>>79095611What anime would that be anon?
>>79094814WHY WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE THAT PIECE OF SHIT STOP EXISTING PLEASE GOD
>>79095584wait why would it be different
>>79095804Mountainous bussy and cold weather bussy
>>79095829colorado also has a desert
>>79095654Monster(2004). Mr Johann Liebert is the main antagonist of the series and is in all of the promotion material and is the character people always talk about(other than the main character Kenzo Tempa/Tenma) yet he has hardly shown up. He was kind of part of the reason I started watching the show other than Monster being critically acclaimed amongst anime elitists and such.
>>79095869Dry desert bussyThey have chapped assholes and when they fart it leaves a cloud of sand dust
>>79095532Yeah I suppose so
I heard monster has David Sylvian as one of the songs
>>79095584>What is the boy pussy in colorado like?mexican
the people that came in they're trooning the twinks
>>79095936Yuh. its the ED(not eating disorder or erectile dysfunction) https://youtu.be/ruQsv709MA0?si=2TvG-XD6sbNz7jXF
>>79095981That nigga got old damn He was a fox when he was young though
>>79095961THEYRE DOING TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL TWINKS IN PRISONGAY
>>79094603>questiewhy not just watch a stream, shothead
>>79095989I heard about the 4chan gold subscription where illegal prisongays can apply for dates with cute twinks
>>79095988The march of time stops for no one. I don't even say this in a gay way but like Morrissey was one of the hottest frontmen ever and now hes fat old man. Mishima was right. Dudes need to die young.
>>79096091I never liked Morrissey.
>>79095920yaaah what kind of friends do you want to be? what should we do next
>>79096106Really? Never? Not even as a vocalist? You don't like him one bit? I dont know if I can believe that. Moz is the best vocalist of the 80s.
>>79096168I like about 5 songs but he's massively overrated. Even electronic is more enjoyable for me. I look like shit, I'm gonna shower head to toe and put on a nice shirt.
>>79096091morrissey is in fact a fucking hero for NOT getting facelifts and liposuction despite aging and gaining weight. pretty much everyone else famous does.
Too bad he's an insufferable cunt, always was
>>79096168He's super overrated and the smiths was carried by all the other members who get less credit
>>79096191>I look like shit, I'm gonna shower head to toe and put on a nice shirt.Well despite your horrible opinions on Moz enjoy your shower anon :D>>79096207I wouldn't call him insufferable just a bit arrogant but you're allowed to be an arrogant cunt when you had a hand in making some of the best albums of the 80s. >>79096211>who get less creditThis is true for Andry Rorke and maybe Mike Joyce but really? To act like Johnny Marr doesn't get his dick sucked as much as Morrissey is absurd. Even people who hate the Smiths like Johnny Marr
>>79096239Probably because most people who hate the smiths hate it because Morrisey is so insufferable both as a person and a musician, not because the rest of the music besides his weepy faggot vocals isn't amazing? Maybe that's why? Fucking brownnose retard.
>>79094603i forgot femtauren always have their eyes closed>>79096007thats pfquest(w/turtle) :|
>>79096396>FUCKING BROWNNOSE RETARD!!Why must you insult me man. I didn't even do nuffin :(I just like mozzers...the world really is a cruel place...
>>79096403literally dont careif you use a quest addon i hope you fall in a sewer
>>79096396who do you think is a good singer?
hmm anons are so grumpy on a friday night
>>79096424I like the smiths too doesn't mean I don't think morrisey's an overrated asshole>>79096440Garm of ulver has a nice voice till exempel. I don't even think morrisey's technically bad, I just find his personality and way of expressing himself unpleasant and gross.
I haven't jerked off to a cute boy in forever and I don't feel worthy of it
>>79096721>a boy and his dog postingBased. Them eating the love interest at the end is peak kino.
>>79096727she was a bitch lolI really wanna be lovey dovey with a cute boy again.
>>79095532>eating dinnerGIWTWM
>>79096721looking at cute boys just makes me think of my ex and i get sad
im gonna post this when one of the trump assassins succeeds, gonna see how much seethe i can generate with it.
>>79096565personally i find your personality and way of expressing yourself unpleasant and gross. muh men can only have beards and force out retarded shit about wolves and storms. im sorry that any semblance of softness or beauty makes you deeply uncomfortable but i hope you get over your problems. your shitty attitude is half the reason we have troons. thank god the beardy ogre age is coming to an end again, and men can get back to actual good things instead of just engaging in retarded masculinity spirals like gorillas. growl about it.
>>79096828damn bro thats deep
>>79096796why cant you eat dinner? do you have surgery tomorrow
>>79096896too poor and mexican
>>79096856go watch more videos shitwit
video addicts trying to talk is so cute, its like that video where orangutans try to use human tools
>>79096951can i watch videos where you rape me and hit me for being a shitwit.
>>79096970please take away my human rights since im a orangutan.
kind of funny he wants to be raped but the only one who feels violated is me the innocent reader
>>79097017i'm going to buy some extra incel olive oil tomorrow for my salad that im making.
>>79097024tell me more about this salad
>>79096896povertymaxxing so i can travel this winter
>>79097036it's going to have leek and dandelion and bacon and eggs and vinegar and olive oil
>>79097047do you cook the leek
>>79097084 the leek gets cooked
can almost never eat salads unless mom makes it because i hate celery and tomato
ded thread
cant stop watching atk videos even though its past my bedtime umu
>>79096440shallo of /gaygen/ is a good singer >>>/lgbt/37591262
I want to kiss and cuddle a boy and fall asleep hugging his arm that is all
>>79096007why would I watch someone else do the fun thing when I could do it myself? what are you a cuckold??
>>79084246>lost the gamethis better not mean what I think it does mfer or I'm going stab you to death in minecraft!
>>79096809I feel this on a deep lv nonny. Hopefully eventually you can move on and see qt boys and be happy.
>>79084317thread has been converted to a hive mind for archons (the dominant species on earth) to plot torture for the roughly 20 real huemans that are still out there. we have one in particular that's started to catch on but he has no idea how deep it goes.
>>79097443this is why i only watch unfun games that i hate
>>79097490can you tell me more about this? the whole lore please. i will give you my thoughts when you're done.
>>79097491wow you are so cool and unambiguous and mysterious and fuck off you fembrained wannabe faggotsaying stupid nonsensical shit doesn't give you a personality
>>79097503i didnt do any of that what
>>79097512hurng urng urng dood, dood I watch le unfun games that I hate ahaha! duude, I'm like so cool and nihilistic BRO I watch things I HATE aren't I so special?
>>79097528thats 100% real though. i have watched hundreds of hours of hearthstone
>>79097528I do this too, but its moreso that I like to watch people play games that I like but am not good at, like starcraft
>>79097541>>79097547nah I think you just have that normie brainrot where you think "it's fun to shit on things I actually enjoy" or the other brainrot "let me complain about literally anything and everything I can because I'm a bitchmade pussy ass attention whore faggot who can't not-act like a child for two consecutive minutes"conclusion: fuck off and grow up
>>79097549wrong on both counts, why are you so mad?
>>79097564I'm grumpy when I first wake up but it balances out because I get too affectionate later throughout the day
i guess i shouldnt have said 'hate' that seems to be the big issue
>>79097589'that i hate' i mean
no it wasn't you I was just being overtly hostile for no reason I apologize and I love you and smoooch
I think it is time to get a boyfriend. And fuck it. If I have to be Don Jusn DeMarco for that I'll do it.
>>79097605its okay. oh, you can make the new thread... with love :)
>>79097647here u go faggot >>79097680
>>79097499we are the ones who planned it all. 9/11, the 2008 financial crisis, tuesday. we put the spaghetti in anons pants so it would fall out and embarrass him infront of his crush and it was us who went to bosnia and stole all of bunny's peepee. our power is absolute and far reaching but he has always been our main target and it all relates back to him. unBLUEtunately that's all I can say for now, SINs cannot remain hidden for long HOWevER and more might be disclosed in coming threads and into NOVEMBER.
