Jonah's baking edition. QOTT: Can you bake? Bonus Question: Do you like cooking generally?....OLD bread:>>79097680>>79097680>>79097680
>>79109446>QOTT: Can you bake? picrel, some pecan/pumpkin spice cookies I made>Bonus Question: Do you like cooking generally?only if it's for my bf, otherwise it's a chore
>>79109499these look so fucking good holy shit
it's mind blowing to me how you guys always say the dumbest shit without taking 3 seconds to think of whether it actually makes sense or not
I don't bake and I don't enjoy eating baked goods but I do cook experimental stuff sometimes. Half the time it turns out very good, the other half inedible. Such is life.
>>79109557What do you cook anon? I am a sucker for boiling things, I know it reduces flavour....
>>79109340you have 8.2/10 eyes, these are not the problem, complain about something else
had a dream about him. wet my boxers.
>>79109668was mostly a tongue in cheek shitpost, i should've really made it more obvious. in general im quite happy about my eyes but thank you anon, that is very kind of you
>>79109499This PXLschizo levels of bad cooking
>>79109552Why don't you quote some examples bitch? That's what I thought
>>79109712This anon pees his bed>>79109823This tripfag likes tounge in his cheek
I want to bake jonah's ass with my dick and add love via hugging and kissing.
>>79109845i wouldn't be complaining that's for sure
there's just something so pure and so perfect about 2 men in erotic love
>>79109853maybe we can just bake cookies instead anon and maybe be adventurous and make brookie bars
Ehm, romantic love.
>>79109893I mean ya we can make some cookies buuuut at minimum your getting kissed for being a qt baker. If only you didn't live in britland le sigh.
>not a virgin>br*tish on top of that
>>79109913sex and romance are synonymous and inseperable, or at least they should be
>>79109932that i'd definitely enjoy. i'm never moving away from britfag land though just because the nature here is glorious, especially the scottish highlands
I wonder if he browses these threads smoking his carts
>>79109833don't call me bitch, bud
>>79110090Then don't act like a bitch?
finally unlocked my first post-loop crown!!!!! golden wrench carried me all the way to the crib where i grabbed a lightning hammer and ultra shovel.
editing this dumb video takes FOREVER! im so fed up with it... wish it was done already
>>79109446Is that actually a picture of jonah in the OP or is that someone else?
>>79110404whoever it is seems cool but nope! not me, sorry anon.
>>79107109i liked it when you played with humble mee;it's rather lonely in the verserie.
>>79109446>QOTT: Can you bake?Not really. Although I'm in college and don't have an oven, just a stove, so I can't bake even if I wanted to.>Bonus Question: Do you like cooking generally?I do but I rarely cook because I hate having to clean up afterwards. I could cook something and I'd enjoy it but I'd have to clean the dishes, the knives, the cutting board, etc, and I'm too lazy for that, so I mostly live on sandwiches and canned tuna.
>>79110429Was just wondering cause OP's pic is crossdressing and I don't remember the boy jonah ever talking about crossdressing
>>79110111smd fag
>>79110508yeah it's not for me really. respect people who do it, just not something i find enjoyable honestly.
>>79109824those look chewy and tasty. i get the sense youve never cooked anything, possibly never even lived with anyone who cooked, and thus you think something has to look like an instagram photo to taste good.
WOKE UP EARLY BECAUSE I HAD TO DRIP 1LITER OF BLOOD FROM MY NOSE... F**K AUTUMN.....
>>79110700put a lil vaseline on the inside. feels weird but stops it quick. if id known this trick in school i couldve avoided quite a lot of annoyance.
>>79110737you put it in while its bleeding?
making a custom music mod for nuclear throne. feel free to give suggestions (all the custom music has to be from a video game)
>>79110856i have a lot of suggestions
my friend just had a meltdown over loot worth 2 silver because the party loot was set to ffa
>>79110865i'm all earsi replaced lil hunter's theme with the noise's boss theme cus he's a lil fucker
oh yeah all the 10x songs are secret level themes. they're all from pizza tower lole. b themes play when you're on low hp/ammo/xp. afaik 1b only plays on loops (and hard mode with melting)
Can I request 3ds to play a song on his ocarina?
>>79110565Why do you respect trannies?>>79110697Do you think there exist a human that never seen a cooked meal irl?
>>79110754yeah. just get a little vaseline on your finger and stick it up there like youre picking your nose. feels weird as i said but stops the bleeding in a minute or so for me, plus protects the inside from drying out and lets it heal. i used to get a big bleeder every few weeks in school and i only learned this trick last year.
>>79110945crossdressing is NOT the same thing as cutting your dick off, retard. and yeah apparently you have never seen someone make cookies in person.
>>79110927yes but it has to be from a video game and an easy scale for ocarina
i could also transpose it but that's a bit harder
who is jonah?
>>79111052A boyish boy boy?
MY STUPID GAY SISTER AND HER STUPID GAY BF ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH THEIR STUPID GAY ARGUING
>>79110959ogey. ive always been told to use a little vaseline but never to stop a bleeding in progress
>>79111143Have sex with your sister's bf in a threesome
>>79111174no, i want them to leave. also theyre yucky and old(no offense to old people theyre just the busted kind of old)
>>79110945who said i respect trannies? i don't like trannies, but crossdressing isn't pumping yourself up with hormones, cutting off your dick and acting like an absolute retard in public. majority of the time it's behind closed doors and should stay that way unless in strictly adult spaces.>>79111052idk hes some weird faggot on here
>>79111229men can dress however they like pig!!! of course one should tuck if wearing a skirt or a dress. but its not some dirty thing. making it one only empowers trooners.
is 1/3 captchas breaking for anyone else? what did they do
The tranny assassination of femboys and twinks needs to stop
Trannies are cuter than both
>>79111330I never said men can't dress how they want? I just think Trannies are gross and crossdressing, even though not wrong should be kept behind closed doors considering it is mostly a sexual thing as to why men do it? You sound like a retard
>>79111429Delusional porn rotted brain
>>79110927so are you going to request the song
>>79111554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL1Prrtl1Gg
>>79111460wearing clothes is sexual for me regardless of who theyre "supposed" to be for. thats part of the whole "original sin" thing if you werent aware. hiding the genitals is fundamentally a sexual act.
>>79111638this poster wants to rape kids
I've made cookies a couple of times but it never felt worth the effort. Cakes are different but I guess a big difference is that supermarket cakes are shit whereas supermarket cookies are pretty acceptable.Also I made a stirfry a couple of days ago with that asian thing where they coat beef in cornstarch amongst other things. That was pretty good.
>>79111659maybe you missed where i called for swift death to groomers and pill pushers. sex-based stereotypes and restrictions create the window through which trooners enter.
>>79110970No you're just shit at cooking I'm afraid. Maybe that's why you got haxord
>>79111697>it's not me who wants to rape kids it's the evil trannies! please look at them and ignore me. yes i know we sound the same but it's because they've twisted my kid raping ideas. just let me rape those kids okay? i'm the good kind
>>79111638>wearing clothes is sexual for me>hiding the genitals is fundamentally a sexual actnice bait nonny. i giggled
>>79111773im not sure where you got this rape thing from. trooners have literally made it part of *accepted medical practice* in the united states of america to castrate children for nonconformity with sex-based stereotypes. i'm sorry if men in dresses make you uncomfortable but its not in the same universe.
>>79111824factually true on both counts. have you not read the book of genesis?
>>79111827men in dresses is funny tho
if wearing clothes is sexual why come taking off clothes is when you get the boner
>>79111722there was a deep sale on salted butter at the grocery store, which is obviously a sign that i should bake something. what would you like?
>>79111874if the clothes didnt exist then you wouldnt feel anything about someone being naked. duh?
>>79111889then how did people have sex before clothes
Oh, he's religious, no wonder he's so deranged.
>>79111929where are you getting that lol? obviously there was some point at which clothes were invented, considering animals dont wear them. before that people went naked. obviously if everyone is naked then being naked doesnt mean anything. its the act of covering nakedness some of the time that makes nakedness mean anything.
>>79110856This would be KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDjEoLlPUvs
>>79110448leave me alone, interacting with you is gross and unpleasantthere are people where when you talk to them it builds you up (good people)you are a shitposting troll, so that's not you
>>79112677replying thus is something you doth choose:if i am shit, you like to touch the doo-doo.
>>79112710stop telling me what I like and don't likeI know you're an arrogant jackass who thinks they know everything but that's presumptivein the same vein I have no idea who you actually are or what you're like so I don't know if you're "shit" but you sure are acting like you are
>>79112734nta but I do think you're a shitty person
>>79112741yeah? based off what? fuck you
>>79111875Your dead mom
>>79112756sorry someone had to say it, and I'm honestly really glad the other anon for whatever reason decided to be the first one to break it to you so I can come in and back him up with a second voice just because I know you're the kind of dickhead to think "yeah that's just one guy I'm not actually a dickhead" hopefully there being two seperate complaints might make you sit down and think about your behavior and attitude towards people
>>79112734i but infer you liketh what you do:or do you think i am compelling you?
Storyanon please start a chicken farm with me. We can sell chicken and shit. Don't be a chicken shit. Et unum plez.
>>79112781behavior and attitude towards people? here? are you fucking joking? yeah, you arethis is the same tired rhetoric from youthis is a troll thread full of troll fucks like youI don't interact with people... behavior and attitude towards who? you? you're a shitposting fuck who gets off on being inflammatory. doesn't really qualify as a personwhat about your behavior? sitting there and lecturing me like anything you say is valuable in any way, like you think it is, because you're so god damn full of yourselfbitch you don't know shit, fuck you
>>79112788god shut upyou're so much more moronic than you think you are
>Tfw no bf to start a balcony chicken farm with
>>79112811my bad I was trying to give shit to the other faggot but the two of you faggots type so similarly sometimes it's a pain in the ass to differentiate
What's the best baked good? My choice is apple pie with a slightly salted crust
>>79112834i have explained my silly little game:and yet you keep on playing all the same.
>>79112847Chickens are assholes but they deserve better than that
>>79112913It's a joke, newfriend.
>>79112905no, you don't have a silly little gamethere are people here who have done what you're trying to do to me, but for realyou're amateur, you don't come anywhere near thatand the fact that you want to is concerning, because it takes a special type of sociopath to do that (a quality that won't get you far in real life)it's not something to look up toand beating up on someone who you know has an ingrained neurological, psychological, developmental, whatever, defect that makes them tard rage whenever you poke them, especially in the rare moments when they're really trying not to do that, doesn't reflect well on youyou're like your poetry, all style no substance. and in this case, that's a good thing, for you, so don't be upset about it.
the silly little game is that he's a bored neet desperate for drama to spice up his life, moreso his lack of a life
>>79112903i dont know, but it has maple and pecan
So many worthless ants itt
>>79112951i'm practicing my verse for free - and please,you're not retarded, but the same as mee.
colony of ants and you don't seem to belong with us !
I am once again asking for a r9gay gf with XXL breasts
Whose the queen ant?
>>79113068no, sorryglhf
>>79113096You have never asked this before, dishonest liar!
there's no queen nor order in a colony of bitter lonersbitter because they're lonely and lonely because they're bitter
>>79113130I'm not bitter, I'm flavorless. Like a big bag of plain popcorn.
at least popcorn provides mediocre entertainment for an extended period of time, robots are more akin to emotional blackholes
>>79113130this summarized it well>lonely because they are bitter>bitter because they are lonely
We're breaching new ground on the island of arcane knowledge here.
>>79113118oh, i was having fun already: luckindeed, to play without a ball or puck.
>Can you bake?No that's why I'll die alone, no good traits or skills.
>>79113179Plain popcorn (unsalted & unsweetened) isn't entertaining in any way though
>>79113199double thumbs up emoji
>>79113212it's meant to keep your hands and mouth busy (and stimulated) with a little boost of dopamine while you watch something, like videogames requiring technically unnecessary inputs just to keep up you from zoning out and getting bored
>>79113204Learning stuff is mostly just time investment. If you stick a huge amount of time into it you'll eventually learn. Every failure can be a lesson learnt.
>>79113239Do you actually eat plain popcorn? I thought everyone at least gave it some kind of flavor.
I seriously can't movies that take hours to get going. Stop wasting my time retard.
>>79113179I want an emotional blackhole bf to heal withtoo many pitfalls to navigate for it to be realistic but it would be nice to come out the other side as different people
>>79113253I don't really eat popcorn at all but it's only natural due to my superhuman taste in films and movies in which I never feel understimulated as my mind is constantly racing and thinking and theorizing about the plot
>>79113274That's good anon. I am proud to be in the company a genius too smart for popcorn.
>>79113240born with having no patience, ffs im a genetic monstrosity
>>79112991He had 3 jobs at the same time, they call him the jersey devil
>>79113224alas, that even here, blessedlyascii, you have to speak pictorially.
>>79113272there is no healing nor dating a blackhole, these people tend to live NEET lives completely free from any possible struggle while consuming infinite internet entertainment all day, there is nothing you can provide to entertain them or incite any other reactionthe constant unending consumption has devolved their emotional state into a complete vegetative state, nothing hurts nor pleases nor excites these people, whatever comes in is simply absorbed and nothing ever gets back out
>>79113319yes you already know I'm incredibly easy to provoke and I can't let go of conflictthat's also why you shouldn't be particularly proud of it when you do provoke me because it's incredibly easy and takes 0 skill
I shit and I fartIn doing so I create artThis thread
>>79113342I didn't know there were other people like that
>>79113346Why do you think you're the only one asshole? You start shit here not the other way around. So everytime I respond it's because of you. Fuck you! Retarded tranny. Die man hater!
>>79113359I had the misfortune of trying to interact with one of them for a while and it was by far not pleasant, whenever I was being nice he'd immediately treat it as if it's for granted and boring yet whenever I was being mean he'd be defensive and try to "get back on the good side"
>>79113342sounds based and snugglymy ideal partner is someone I can lie in bed and sleep all day withI must've had a different idea of a blackhole
BPD whore BPD whore BPD tranny whore haha
>>79113367okay sorry anon I promise to change and be nicethere, happy?
>>79113342>>79113359Actually now that I think about it I was already pretty boring before isolating myself, so the causality's flipped there
>>79113422define boring give me a qrd of your life up until this exact day
>>79113463Nah w
https://voca.ro/1lV6GWRd0G7A
>>79113346oh, who's assuming now? i am not proud;just bored, 'cause i ain't got a bit of loud.
>>79113577not my problem, piss off
i called the psych guy. he said i should try opening up to other people. he definitely sees me as nothing more than a client.
i don't think i'll go there anymore unless i have a real emergency.
>>79113697It was worth a shot though, and if he let you down nicely you didn't really lose anything other than hope.
>tfw no furry femboy fox bf
>>79109446When jonah will get blacked?
>>79109446My crush with that one guy didn't work out he got a bf confirmed it now after being silent for a few weeks. We were flirting daily too. It's so over
>>79113721he said i can come whenever but i still have to go through all the mental health screenings. i hate doing that. i'm not going to go through that just to talk to a guy who only talks to me because that's his job.he said he "has a life" outside work which i can only imagine to mean he has real friends (and maybe even a partner) and there isn't any space left for someone like me.
>>79113637it's no one's problem but my own, of course,and yet you make yourself my hobby-horse.
>>79113757godshut up
oh I know how you'll reply to thatthat's funny, and it's gonna say more about you than you think
>>79111593https://voca.ro/19v6uElpyYEZbest i could do
>>79113746Yeah he's definitely just nice and not actually interested. Chances of finding a boyfriend in the wild is pretty slim.
>>79113805>Chances of finding a boyfriend in the wild is pretty slim.can't go outside cus it's hurricane seasons and there are 0 indoor places with air conditioning where i can just hang out for freeexcept maybe libraries. but i can't play ocarina in the library.
>>79113775as easily i could, as you could too:how is it that you curse what you too do?
>>79113823and it's not open on sundayand i can't ride my bike there cus then i get all sweaty and i can't afford a raincoat or the bus
literally every single one of my problem could be solved overnight if i had moneyi could make friends easily and they'd like me and i wouldn't hate myself anymore
>>79113831I just told you I can't let go of conflictspeaking of horses, you're beating a dead one
now butter, sugar, salt, mixeth i mee,til it is fluffed well and thickly creamed.
That's called an boyfriend. Where's my boyfriend?
>>79113890horse piss, dorse piss, i care not, gorgeous one,i'll haply talk until the talking's done.
>>79113859same, I could move out, buy drugs, and nuke my brain back into that state it needs to be in to be happyhas nothing to do with making friends though, people only complicate things
>>79113890>>79113906This inane bullshit going on in the background reminds me of that one Adult Swim show with the birdbeaked guy
>>79113906same desu x
>>79113907true i tend to hate most people but there are very few i actually like being around but they don't seem to like me back.
>>79113796you have a really nice voice ocarina boy >.<
>>79113859then get a job dumbass
>>79113925then I will say, aggressively, "prithee,why then wast thou so fricking mad at mee?"
>>79114007shit bait>but I still got you to post durryeah do we have to go over this again
>>79113940people are okay at a distance to me but yeahI've never had that match up eitherI don't really even know how to interact with most people, honestly
>>79104145weed schnersey anon i didn't mean to ghost you but didn't know what to talk to you about since all we know is you like smoggen da devils lettuce. i was looking for a clip from the evil bong movie to share with you but it has been a while since i've seen it so didn't know a particular funny scene to look for and this is the best one i've found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqSqqzcHdW8&t=0maybe i'll rewatch it this spooky season so i can watch the sequel on 4/20.you're close enough that i could visit but still too far for me to do so on a whim i'd have to know that we at least have some things in common but i understand if you'd rather focus on talking to someone willing to come see you sooner. but what are interested in besides smoggen? do you have a favorite movie? and if your favorite isn't a horror do you like any horror movies? what about anime?
>>79114021as tango taketh two, so this takes youand mee, to butt our heads so goatishly.
>>79114139okay I'm running out of steam there's a high chance you'll get the last word
>>79111638ok but this actually is one of the many many things i hate about the garden of eden story. i get it's supposed to be symbolic nudity is innocence needing to cover up shows they've lost their innocence and now feel shame. but taken literally it implies nudity is sinful despite the fact they were doing it in the garden meaning they were sinning in the garden they just didn't know they were.
>>79113942https://voca.ro/13dtHcJD4dx1>>79113978what do you think i'm trying to do>>79114079i almost cried during that phone call earlier lol. talking to people is hard.
>>79114297>https://voca.ro/13dtHcJD4dx1erm what the sigma
>>79114297>what do you think i'm trying to dowhine
>>79114297but you're not handsome you're cute
>>79113736never. ever. ever>>79113895i'll keep looking for him and hope that we find him
>>79113895he is very cute, what movie/show is he from is it any good?
humblebragging nigger >.>
>>79114297You're built to be a bottom and everyone recognizes it
What if a girl offered to take your virginity because she fetishizes gay men? Would you accept? What would you say?
going on a date in 20 minutes. what do i need to know?
>>79114620I would say no, duh.
>>79114620depends on the girll
>>79113746brutal, i figured it would be rejection but didn't think he'd let you down that hard but it was a spur of the moment thing so not much time for tact. still sux and i know it doesn't mean much from a stranger on the internet but still i hope you don't let it get you down.
>tfw horny but know I would regret fapping
>>79114620no, gross and i would stop being friends with her unless i was certain it was just a joke.
>tfw day 136 without feeling the warm embrace of bunnymutts pee pee
i hope it does get him down and then we get to read the same posts about it over and over for another year
i wonder what bunnymutt thinks of his simp from (shota) heaven i don't remember him ever pee posting but he may have once definitly not enough to warrant 136 days of yearning tho. i don't know if he even thinks of us at all he's probably to busy kissing and hugging cute boys up there.
>tfw bunnymutt will never pee on you because you're not a shota
>>79114750I hope it doesn't cause he's still young and doesn't recognize his own value and he needs to be lifted up so he canand then in turn when he's older he can be someone who lifts up others too
>>79114869hmm...nope. he will have to try again next life
>>79114926you're just salty because you didn't have the courage to try to ask out at least three boys this year (that i remember). he is an inspiration. i don't have the courage yet either (tho i live in the middle of nowhere and irl boys are annoying) but one day i hope to.
>>79114627he's on his date now, i can't wait to hear about it even though no one gave him advice unless someone managed to telepathically
smoking a Cig on my windowsil. Listening to bright eyes.. Life is Peaceful. i shall go to sleep soon after a nice successful semi disconnected weekend from the Net and be ready for the week at uni ahead of me(I was Barely online Friday-Saturday)
Why does /britfeel/ have more fag stuff getting posted there than here? They constantly have posts about trannies and BBC
>>79115186that just indicates pornulators.
>>79114089dropped for mentioning ghosting. exhaustingkidding. my favorite movie is uhh idk, maybe spartacus from the 60s. i like kirk douglas in it a lot anyway. my favorite movies i watched this year are white heat and barry lyndon. a movie that i like that everyone ive ever known has hated is national lampoon's the stoned age. i also used to say that about alexander (3004) (blu-ray) but i saw an anon here say he liked it a week or so ago kek. other than that i reads books and ive also started watching the jets because aaron rodgers is funny. i also like taking photographs with film cameras but i'm rather behind on getting anything developed.
>>79115186it's gay!and european!it's gay!and european!and european!
>>79114988I hope notAdvice from here would turn him into 3ds
>>79115186>trannies and bbc>gay???
>>79114522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSWil4kOyq8
>>79115523>white boys craving BBC and turning themselves into sissy trans girls built for BBC>not gay???
>>79115567guy + girlwhere is the gay?
>>79115587sissy white boy + getting his asshole gaped by a fat hairy musky veiny succulent BBCwhere is it not gay?
>>79115567shoot the groomer
>>79115623that's porn
>>79115623BBC isnt hairy
biked to park i haven't been to today. saw a really handsome guy fishing by himself. i played my ocarina within earshot of him but he didn't say anything. hoping i'll see him again next sunday, or some other day. really proud of how many songs i know. i need to practice unexpectancy 3 more.>>79114677too be fair he's much older than me and doesn't have much free time for leisure and isn't much of a gamer either. i hate that word.>>79114443>>79114552gee thanks
>>79115752and how would you know that it's not hairy?
>>79115854ive seen thousands of them
>>79110328WHAT? wait are you the same NT anon that has been posting here for years? how the fuck did it take you that long to get a loop crown? how are you that bad at the game?
>>79115871i started playing last month
do you want to play with me. i play the mobile version and it's free and you can use a gamepad.
>>79115860so even /r9gay/ has sissy white boys lusting over the BBC?
>>79115905Oh, understandableWe had a "Nuclear Throne anon" here around 2 years ago, I though you were him, sorry
>>79115928not reallyi just had a phase in 2017
>>79116018how many black men did you have sex with in 2017?
>>79116137nonei was underage in 2017
i know this one hispanic twink got blacked 30 some odd times in a gay nightclub in miami
>>79116214so you're saying you looked at thousands of black dicks in 2017 when you were a minor?
Dressing as White Obama this halloween
>>79114988do you really want to know? it went okay i think
>>79113894i flour it, and add my raisins in:as i'm reducing, baking this is sin.
>cincinnati bingles
what would you guys say is the general color of your wardrobes? do you tend to wear darker colors or prefer to wear lighter, more vibrant colors, maybe a mix. i like wearing earthy tones a lot
burnt what i was baking, but i got these from the store because i still wanted a snack. how pathetic is that? at this rate i'm going to be a straight up fatty by next year. maybe if i put them in a bowl, anons who don't read paragraphs will think i made them.
>>79116896those look nice. did you buy them yourself?
>>79116896Do you want me to bake for you?
>>79116873I only wear blacknot really on purpose, it's just what I domakes finding particular pieces of clothing pretty difficult, lol
>>79116873i just buy whatever is cheapest and looks cute on me
oh fuck...skull cookie...this is bad...i did actually bake these https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/butter-cookies-with-raisins-5316 haahaha i tricked you all
>>79117039That's cool. We should bake together sometime.
>>79117039Would you be interested if I posted food pictures too?
>>79117062i dont want to run your life, maaan...if its not organic then its like, wack.
>>79117103I made this burger
>>79117108i want to stick my cock in this burger and ejaculate into it and watch you eat it. maybe or maybe not in that particular order.
>>79117120I made this curry
>>79117120Do you want to be my boyfriend then?
>>79117108>>79117129looks tasty if a little rustic.
>>79117179I made this smoothie
>>79109446That looks like a shit I took earlier but I'd still eat it
>>79117168why does me saying that make you want to ask me that>>79117211erm why is your poop white go see a doctor
>>79117193looks tasty, but...why is it in a mug? also, why does that mug say cola? both cola and smoothies typically merit clear containers.
>>79117225i will put any fluid in any container and you can't FUCKING tell me what to do
>>79117225Because I use mug
if you get caught with a boner in public, try hiding it inside a twink
no cap, I don't think I've ever gotten a boner in publicI have to intentionally arouse myself to get harddo people really pop one when they see someone who's hot or something?
>>79117388is this a parody of how zoomers all seem to have broken dicks? ive fapped pretty hard for nearly two decades, and if i'm just sitting somewhere i get hard.
is anyone ready to join me in the parallel universe yet?
>>79117480hell noI've been to mine and it sucks assif yours is good maintain that shitI think it's more important than is usually known
>>79117039Are we friends now?
>>79117427no, I'm being serious and I'm a boomermaybe being outside is usually so overwhelming it makes me shrink or something? idkI get them randomly in the house and when I wake up in the morning but not anywhere else
>>79117504we were friends before we were born. like thomas traherne says, "as weightless particles in void swirled wee, / unmet, unsphered, til birth took me from thee."
>>79117529Do you want to cook with me?
>>79117502well anyone whos feeling disturbed is welcome to try mine. the quantum jump procedure is really easy, you just spike your phone like a football and howl like a woken ghoul.
>>79117533i barely have enough stomach space to cook as much as id like for myself. so sure, but youll have to eat for one and two thirds.
>>79117539I really wish I could do that, but I need my phone to get into my school loginAn extension of that is that I want to do the same to my computer tooBut same thing, plus moreI'm tempted though not gonna lie
>>79117516i mean i dont get them while walking very often. the blood is busy elsewhere. but if im sitting in my car or something, i get them plenty. used to get them a lot sitting in class. in my mind i spent about half of college rigid but that probably isnt true. you dont really have situations where youre sitting in public bored post college. well i bet if i had a desk job i would get them.
>>79117551Ok I will think about you
>>79117560god thank god i finished school before they started gatekeeping it all behind shit like that. im really surprised that no one has started claiming "screenphobia" just to cause problems. like, its a real thing too, but im surprised it isnt even used by bullshitters. seems like a really obvious way to throw wrenches in things. theyd probably just give you As rather than bother making paper assignments for you.
>>79117582aaack i can feel it! your brain is really powerful. please be gentle in my dreams.
if any of you looks like kirk douglas or adam west, please contact me urgently. i need to feel your chest.
I look like the stepmother from snow white in her bad form
based, i love apples and naps.
I really love naps but apples are just okayif I had a poison fruit it'd be like, a pineapplebecause I think it'd be funny
are you sure you've actually had an apple? if it's not a Fuji apple, it's not technically an apple. in MY book ,anyway.
yeah my mom gets these weird mutant apples from a local farm somewhereunwaxed, not sphericalthey're very good, way better than commercial apples, but they're not my favorite thing
although that's an incorrectly inverted perspective, the spherical ones are the mutants I guess, maybe
highly doubt it. Fuji apples are so far superior to every other apple, there isn't even a contest. maybe a farm-fresh Fuji beats a grocery-store Fuji, but a grocery-store Fuji beats everything else, and yes, i've picked my own of all the other kinds. i would be curious to try a russet apple, the most popular kind in victorian times, but they hardly exist in the present day.
It makes me feel a bit old at times, but there really is no better feeling than money in the bank. You just watch it grow day by day and sip your coffee. It actually gets even sweeter once you have enough to retire on, because all working is voluntary at that point. Ahh.
>>79116873handme-downs all of it shoes shirts pants jackets everything...
>>79113859very relatable but you mean a wad of cash? a shit ton? an ass ton? a fuck ton? how much tonnage? or are we going by imperial loads? a shit load? an ass load? a fuck load?
>>79113697rip you will recover in time
>>79110700 would not summer be far worse for you? what makes autumn so special?>>79110737this works wondees
anyone else feel like a fish in a bowl when going out in public? all eyes bearing down on you and your imperfections? or wonder if they look at you and perceive you as some kind of homo retard?
>>79117763>fuji apples are superior to any other applenot even close
>>79117886i dont know why summer doesnt do so much, but im pretty sure its the switch from hot to cold in autumn that does this to me. i dont get them too often outside of autumn. i still get them year round though
>>79118027i am related to a bleeder. he had constantly a bunch of tissue paper in his nose. maybe you need a humidifier? and also that anon who said something about the vaseline was correct, if that anon was you then i apologize. if you live in cold/hot dry climate try looking into those neat little humidifiers and maybe that will help.
>>79118085that wasnt me :D i will look into a humidifier, but im not sure how much i need it. okay, waiting for my next nose bleed to try the vaseline
>>79118161Good luck anon! try investigating first before spending on a device. the only reasons i figure that might be it is because i used to have a wet brick in my face when working outside. apparently the hot brick when wet makes humidity when you inhale through it. weird life hack when working outside.
>>79118231>>79118161of course i would not randomly shove a wet brick in my face. i had to have a nose bleed before.
>>79117934the best apple is honeycrisp. they taste just like apple juice but as an actual apple you can bite into, what more could you want?
>>79118231thanks. i think i my brother has one ill try to steal it from him for a test week>>79118251i wasnt sure if you mean a building brick or if that was something else before this part. it is a building brick, right?
>>79116705oh come on that's not enough! what did you wear, what did he wear? what did you do? did your hand brush against his?
strangelove, that's how my love goes
uggh think i scratched the corner of my eye somehow
>tfw no British bf>tfw no pale British bf with dark brown hair and dark blue eyeshttps://youtu.be/HJ89EyyXOus?si=ldo480hLKm_GDPtv
goodnight bump of survival
>>79117039Actually 2spoopy4me.
>tfw ywn be a NEET househusband
Why is Kai aasakura getting a title shot in his first ufc fight AND at a weightclass he doesn't usually compete in? What a joke. It's not like they were much more accomplished champions from other organizations that had to work their way up. Might as well give Artem Vakhitov a title shot as well since they can actually market his fight with Pereira and it would be close and fun. They already let rountree fight for the title not like they care about meritocracy anymore it seems . It was never this bad...
>ywn rub the tired soles of your wagie bf after a long day of work
>>79114620Maybe, depends on the girl and relationship/friendship, as in if it was a random girl who I didn't really know then nah.I probably will die a virgin and never experience sex, so rejecting that when I have the opportunity feels sort of wrong.Plus I am curious what straight sex is like and how it feels, even if I am not that interested in having it.
>bf's been at his sister's since Friday (for Thanksgiving)>I've had to work the whole time>he's not getting back until late todayI know I have abandonment issues but holy fuck it feels like I haven't seen him in forever :( I just wanna bury my head in his chest and snuggle...
>>79116873I have a bunch of colours like white, black, green, blue, orange, red, pink... Etc.Although for pants I mostly wear grey or black ones.>>79117388I mean I used to get random boners in high school occasionally, but that was many many moons ago and I don't remember last time I got a boner in public since then.>>79117925Yeah every time I go outside I feel stared and looked at but I know it's not really happening but my brain does not listen to logic.
What is the average age of robots on /r9gay/?
>>79119339can't speak for anyone else but I'm 31>inb4 bro you're old lollet's be honest - where else would I go?
>>79119352I see, do you have any oldfag wisdoms/tales?
>>79119379unironically just bee urselfeven if your life goes to shit (or never took off in the first place), at least you'll be able to live with yourself
>>79119379Run over any biscum you'll come across on your journey.
dudes will literally approach psych ward workers after suicide attempts and then complain about how it's hard to find a boyfriendlike yeah if I was a guy working at a psych ward I'd definitely be interested in dating one of the loonies
>>79119339ITS MUH BDAY TODAY R9FAGS, I WANT ALL YOUR LOVE
>>79119503okay but last time I was in the psych ward I did hook up with one of the security guys
>>79119503A nigger wanted to make me suck his dick and was constantly flirting with me in the ward. Fuck him he was midget. Told him to fuck right off.
>>79119529yeah I mean you can always find someone willing to stoop low enough if you're that fucking desperate, how about you get your shit together instead and maybe you'll date someone that's not a predatory scumbag who's actually interested in you
Wait you niggas actually tried killing yourselves without any cool artistic intent? Ngmi.
>>79119558"tried" being the keyword
like damn if you've had multiple suicide "attempts" followed by being admitted to a psych ward maybe it's about time you sit down for a minute and be honest with yourself about what the fuck you're even trying to do and devise some logical plans no? clearly you're not actually interested in killing yourself and "attempting" suicide clearly doesn't seem to be granting you the free results that you thought a cry for help would what are you gonna do exactly? keep "attempting" until some magical fairy shows up and fixes your life and spawns you a free boyfriend??
>why doesn't the mentally ill gay man who's been to the psych ward multiple times simply get his life together?be for real
well maybe you should just end it for real then instead of wasting people's time and resources with your cheap attention grabbing suicide "attempts"it's just pathetic to make "being a depressed lazy faggot" your entire personality, no one and absolutely NO ONE other than yourself is capable of fixing your shit
>>79119611>Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps broKek, always the people talking about how ""good"" they are that are the most unempathetic and aggressive
>>79119611>it's just pathetic to make "being a depressed lazy faggot" your entire personalitydo...do you think people just wake up one day and decide to no longer have any zest for life or living? you think the people having mental breakdowns over the mildest shit, alone in their rooms, are attention-seeking?c'mon man, some people are just broken - and most don't have the resources (or energy, money, etc) to do anything about it
>>79119611>He cant comprehend someone doing something for themselves other than attention
>>79119594This nigga for real. I only got it together after a few years my man.
>>79119638>>79119640oh fuck offgrown ass adult men shouldn't be "attempting suicide" like they're 15 year old teenagers who don't actually understand what life isyou're a grown ass man dude nigga, you're over the age of 18 bitch, you take a fucking seat over there in your room and be like "okay what exactly is the problem here" and take a moment to fucking idk, "how do I fix that?"it's just embarrassing to hear about suicide "attempts" like oh yeah, you "overdosed" on ibuprofen while letting everyone around you know that you're "about to die"? lol, YOU get real nigga, you stupid ass bumfuck faggot, like how do you wake up from such an act of mental retardation knowing you stirred up all that stupid drama still knowing it wouldn't even kill you?do you not have the slightest bit of self consciousness? doesn't your mind go like "well I kinda knew that wouldn't kill me and it surely didn't fix my life, maybe I should try something more logical next time instead of emotionally shitting myself in front of everyone"
>be depressed, suicidal loser with no friends, lover, or prospects>have a breakdown and attempt suicide alone at 2am, now you're hospitalized then admitted to the psych ward>only tell strangers on 4chan (which you're still embarrassed about doing)>genuinely see no hope for the future, no light at the end of the tunnel, can't imagine a world where you're in it>tired physically and mentally, no supports, nowhere to turn to>"yOu'Re aTtEnTiOn-SeEkInG!"
>>79119655Once again your talking about pulling up your bootstraps like everything is in your control.Just accept some thing are out of your control, some people are born into objectively shit circumstances they have no chance of escaping except suicide. And if youre a normalfag with good life circumstance why are you here?
>>79119655>leddit spacing>"dude", "my nigga">incapable of empathizing with others feelings of hopelessness, grief, and sorrow>on /r9k/Your attempts to anger me are futile, for I know what you are.
>attempt suicide alone at 2 am>the lord emits a signal to 911 so they can admit you to a psych ward>no one believes you when you say you weren't seeking attentioncrazy
>>79119670>Once again your talking about pulling up your bootstraps like everything is in your control.no honestly not at all I'm just saying if you're gonna do a flip then do a fucking flip instead of wallowing in cringeworthy shoeside attempts, or just stop being a pathetic little bitch milking people's attention and sympathy and man the fuck up and go do some shit that's actually gonna help get your shit togetheronly on r9gag of all fucking places would people justify stupid retarded actions done with the intent of getting attention, you morons would 100% groom a self harmer and be like "yeah I'm helping him"
>>79119655>Be suicidal>Cant tell anyone about it or get gaslit and hospitalized>The only options available to you are brutal ones, chose the least brutal one>E-ERM YOUR JUST AN ATTENTION SEEKER BRO, JUST LIKE MAN UP AND PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS BRO!Lmao, go fuck yourself faggot.
everyone involved in this conversation fucking sucks and now that I've involved myself I fucking suck too, look at what you've done to me
>>79119684woah dude you spent x amount of days locked up in a facility where people care for all your basic needs and make sure you don't """attempt""" suicide again, god how fucking brutal poor youyou faggots are so fucking bitchmade holy shit, 90% of r9gay must be bottom sissies or subtops or something
Arguing with the lowercase redditspacing cynic is a pure waste of time.
yeah I think you should kill yourself as well if you think it's more efficient to write multi sentence replies without spacing them for the sake of easier readingmuh speshul snowfuck 4chin faggot
>>79119692>Getting locked up with insane people because you cant cope with existence is the same as a paid vacationAlso, you can be forcibly admitted and then fined a ridiculous amount, its nothing like a "free" vacation, just shut the fuck up faggot, you dont know what your talking about.
oh no, I'm gonnaI'm gonnamultispace without reddit spacing oh GUAAHHH
>>79119697Its going to turn out like the last thread.
>>79119705>you can be forcibly admitted and then fined a ridiculous amount, its nothing like a "free" vacationabsolutely fucking deserved faggot, they should put a collar on you "suicidal" faggots and drag you on hot burning 110* asphalt every single time you "attempt" and maybe that physical pain will force your dog brain to come up with logical solutions next time
looking for a reason to live?how about bbq night~
>>79119723And why you care what people decide to do for themselves? You seem incredibly retarded.
>>79119734because it's fucking pathetic and embarrassing to witness, the only people that "empathize" with you are just the 1% other fellow "suicidal" faggots like the retarded bunch here, no one in their right mind hears about a suicide "attempt" and thinks "wow poor guy I hope someone starts dating him so he can fix his life" people just straight up assume that you're either mentally ill, or an attention whore, or a mentally ill attention whore
>>79119725can you actually eat all that in one sitting?
>>79119744>people just straight up assume that you're either mentally ill...and they would be correct in that assumption lmao
>>79119747>one (1) corn>one (1) potato>mushrooms>peppers>ricehow anorexic do you have to be to think that's a lot of food??
>>79119744>because it's fucking pathetic and embarrassing to witnessMost dont tell anyone what their going through because of normalfaggots such as yourself who will try to get them hospitalized for not thinking this game is worth it, you just want other people to suffer with you in this wagieslave existence and drag them down with you. Whether or not someone wants to off themselves is none of your business, get over it you pathetic faggot.
>>79119725Yummy <3Cute legs you got there anon, can I see some more? ^_^>>79119747He probably can't I can do tripple that in one sitting.
>>79119725where's the MEAT
>>79119757yeah I'm the one dragging people down by telling him to get real and fix his shit or just actually straight up kill himself you? you guys are the really helpful ones feeding into his low effort attention whoring that won't fix anything ever
>>79119763oh it's there, don't you worry
>>79119767Youre not helping anyone, your flailing your arms like an autistic faggot. Literally NO ONE was even talking about it, please leave the thread you eyesore.
>>79119756I'm nearly 200 pounds and eat like 6-8k cals a day it just looks like way too much for a skinny ass twink to eat in a single meal
>>79119778nah I suggest you start taking HRT instead tho you buncha failed "men"
>>79118315it is a red brick, used for building yes. mybad bro had to do something.
>>79119725Nice tattoo can we (I) see the whole thing
>>79118313i hate sweetness i hate all apples except for granny smith apples because every apple except that one for me has a horrid texture in the mouth when you bite into them that make me grit my teeth and a green apple does not do that for me. they are sour and taste even better with salt or peanut butter. this all comes down to a matter of preference/ opinion so fuji and honeycrisp apples can very well be the best in terms of popularity. try a granny smith with some peanut butter or salt if you do not like it then you might need it candied to enjoy it as for me one plain is fine.
>>79119839>Nice tattoolollmao even
>>79119909>Excluding transbased?
>>79119909GODDESS WORSHIP DOE...
>bi solidaritylol>bi>angelslmao>bi>pride flag>iconicteehee
>tattoo to show solidarity
>>79119929sympathy for me but no sympathy for thee!sexual degenerate type A doesn't get to judge sexual degenerate type B, double cringe for having a sexual political symbol permanently tattooed into your body as if it bears any significance for you as a personon par with having a fucking MAGA tattoo, rated hawk tuah/10
>>79119943>>angelsAnon.........
fuck trannies but also fuck lesbians and biniggers
>>79119973i wish i can sick a horrible cryptid beast after them
y'all dumb asf it's obv some witch shit
hows a dude gonna be like "yeah I hate women I'm gonna fuck boys" but then get mad at women resorting to fucking each other AFTER he's admittedly decided to deprive them of his dick?
>>79119909Oh my gooooooood not only a normalfag but a gay ass faggot too, damn.
>>79119973Lesbians want relationshits unlike gays/bishits
my behavior is intentionally unstable because I don't like the idea of people being able to have expectations and predictions of me because then I feel vulnerable to being manipulated and used
>>79120009Not a good reason, BPDemon
bitches are unstable fr
>>79120018you call me a bpdemon but then you motherfuckers are the same ones that get bored in two days when I act stable and not abusive
>>79119909that's obviously not the same tattoohe's got a horned god or triple goddess thing goingthe double crescent isn't typically done back-to-back like that
>>79120022maybe it is a series of bad luck and choices with people you talk to? maybe you have not spoken to the right person yet to snap you out of your immature bullshit?
mental illness?>tfw single
>>79120028>snap you out of your immature bullshit?it's not that hard to snap out of it it's just that people don't know what the fuck they wantyou LOVE the instability but you "don't love" the bad parts of the instability, though in reality the bad parts are specifically why you enjoy the good parts as much as you docycle of abuse gaslight gatekeep manspeakI go take a nap now
What's the point of taking prescription drugs if you don't have a bf anyway.
>>79120062kys before the nap
>>79119984Don't know, bishits are crazy entitled>>79119991>unlike bishitsNigga...
the pink triangle could be such a cool faggot symbol if it wasnt used by the lamest retards on twitter.
wait isn't the bi tattoo just a triangle? since when are there crescents?
need abusive loving bf to torment me and kiss me later and tell me how much he loves me but reminding me how bad I am and hug me but also threathen me with divorce
>threathen
>>79119984women should shut the fuck up
>>79120091Since they found a way make themselves "quirky" and get even more attention.
Why fags seethe so much at bishits? Why are you surprised that the guys who "act straight" are actually just straight?
>be me, bi>also a bottomI make everyone mad
>>79120152Because they try to sell themselves as "not" straight to get gibs, invade and ruin everything L, G and even T related, cry the most about anything insignificant and act mad entitled
"bi" inevitably just means "will settle for a guy while I wait to be able to secure an acceptable woman"
what if i'd settle for a girl while I wait to be able to secure an acceptable man?
>>79120179truekill yourself
>>79120183Yea but usually they are sought after because they "act straight" and then people are surprised when they leave them for a girl.Why not just date a gay leaning bi guy?
>bi guy dating a man>"aha, I knew he wasn't bi - he's been gay all along!">bi guy dating a woman>"aha, I knew he wasn't bi - he's been straight all along!"Look, I'm sorry your bi bf rejected you for someone of the opposite gender (since they...y'know...date both...and there's way more straight women than gay men), but c'mon.
im a bicel
>>79120213Only in your "what if" realm. Your nature is known. Stop spinning your lies.
>>79113859Holy brown delusion!!!! Your personality has always been trash and you always blame other things for your failings and are a spoiled brat. No one likes that.
>>79120249actually crazy that people go around telling others what they are and aren't on this boardlike sure daddy wanna dress me up too next?
>hooked up with more men than women>bottom for both>love eating pussy as much as I like sucking dick>some guy on a mongolian basket-weaving forum thinks I'm "faking it"waow you sure showed me that I'm wrong about what turns me on, very insightful
>>79120254Normies dont care about persoinality, the only requirement is being usable
>bi guy dating a manno>he's been straight all along!yes
>>79120265Its always the feminine fags who are disgusted by their own who date straight leaning bi guys and then seethe when they leave them for a woman
>>79120246The only kind of trucel
Two bi dude are banging each other;Which one is faking being bi more?
>>79114620No? Like, why would you have sex with a person you don't know or care about? Oh wait you guys are pathetic whores my bad
>>79120283Top. It's always top.
>>79120284>Saying this in a thread full of KHHV shut ins
>>79120236>usually they are sought afterThey aren't.>Why not just date a gay leaning bi guy?They don't exist/the outcome is the same. Will leave once they start feeling "missing out on" and "their cycle switching" and "craving something unusual". Don't know why are you so hung up on your straight-acting fetish, just date a gay guy.
>>79114789He has sex with his asian shota bf these days. Ask meow about it.>>79114926Based!
>>79120283>Two bi dude are banging each otherdoesn't exist, even bishits avoid each other
>>79120294>They aren't.Thats what the ""straight"" guys on Grindr actually are>They don't existThats the only way to be truly gay, if you dont have at least some attraction to women you are broken/possible rape victim
>>79120288>being bi is when bottom>being straight is when topSo, about those "gay" tops...
For a bunch of virgins lack-of-bf-havers and social outcasts this general has a lot of opinions on sex and relationships.
>>79120325Arent you the fag who constantly comes in here to start shit because you think you have "more experience"? Kill yourself.
>>79120288What if they're both bottoms using a double sided dildo?
>>79120331No, that's not me anon.
>>79120306>the only way to be truly gay, if you dont have at least some attraction to women...Sorry, I thought you had some sliver of sentience, won't make the same mistake again.
>>79117108>>79117129Brown stuff is really gross. Just why?
kill biniggersignore biniggersfilter biniggersdon't engage with binigger trollsdon't be naive around biniggersdon't put your trust in biniggers
>>79120346Its the gayest thing possible to reject women to get fucked by a man despite liking them.
Will literally never understand what confuses people about bis.I like to fuck - and be fucked by - my bf. And when I've dated women, I liked to fuck - and be pegged by - them. Sucking dick is great, and so is eating pussy.While I'm out with my bf I can see a man or a woman and think horny shit about both of them.It's really not that complicated.This whole "discussion" is like watching a straight guy trying to figure out how gay guys work, justifying it with "I guess they just didn't have luck with the ladies haha", as though you ever think about women like that.Any hole's a goal (including my own) - that's all it is.
>>79120370>Judges his food based on coloursare you afraid of apples and tomatoes cos they are the color of blood?
>>79120370brown foodbrown drinkcalories
>>79120372I'm also sorry you were made to be that delusional. Do you know what "bi" means and why that won't work out, as in having a shitton of a gas in a tank will lead to a big explosion?
>>79120389when will you get in a mood and tell him how great puss is and how much you miss it and also bring it up that you're ready to settle down and trade him for a willing gf tho
>>79120479If you are truly gay you can resist feminine temptation, real gay men CHOOSE to be with men. If you didnt youre just a faggot.
>>79120526Actually, I want to marry him, but he's the one who's "not ready for something that serious".I wouldn't put much stock into memes you see on reddit or /tttt/ talking about "the bi cycle" - they're just horny weirdos incapable of actual human connection; they're just looking for excuses to justify their cheating (like any cheater).If your gay bf leaves you for another man, why is that so much easier to swallow than if your bi bf leaves you for another man (or - gasp - a woman)?I'm sorry that the bi guy you like wound up with a woman, but that doesn't really have anything to do with...any other bi guy.
>>79119339Early 20s based on my research and years spent trapped here
>>79120389Will you just fuck off and leave us alone?
>>79120551Ok whatever makes you feel better, broken bishit.
Why is it this fucking important for normalnigger scumbag pieces of shit to prove /r9gay/ wrong about bisexuality, who fucking cares?
>getting mad about bis>surprised when bis start posting about being bilollmao, even
>>79120569yeah it's a larp, straight men don't marry guysim sorry you're blinded by your projection and don't understand that gay men leaving each other is a competitive move, whether the biniggers (the ones' cheating behavior you try to justify) is a the same horny scumbags that can't do better and give in to their true, heterosexual, incompatible nature >>79120622because it's /r9gay/, not whatever big boob gen you've mistaken this place to bejust leave us alone and go your own way
>ohhhh I absolutely must make sure all the autists know about how loved I am and how much sex I'm having otherwise they might get the wrong idea about being biSomebody should fucking kill you
The threads have been so upset lately we need to bring meow and story back to derail all these discussions.
>>79120715"Bi"s could make their own gen and talk about how special they are there, but they won't. Wonder if it's due to them being the mediocre egotistical parasitical leeches that feel like their kind and tfw no gf discussions belong here, hmm...
>>79120741I think it's just one dude, honestlyhe keeps spamming himself when nobody replies to his obvious baitbi dudes are in here all the time, same with guys who have bfsread through the thread and you'll see all the seething about anyone who's not a bitter angry gaycel is written the exact same, and it's always posted in a cluster
>>79119984Lovely schizopost
>>79120776there's literally an entire board just for gay shit - gaygen and bigen are regulars thereso why are you even here at all?because this is a board for losers, first and foremost - even the bi ones who like guys
>>79120783Oh, and that makes me wrong about the fact that these people have the entire rest of the fucking internet to themselves and shouldn't be here?
>>79120195Who hurt you? That's mad insecure.
>nooo this is my thread! you can't just post wherever you want! mods! mods! ban his 4chan account and lock the thread! they're not behaving aaahhh!
>>79120267But that's why he is a whiny bitch, he could easily get what he wants he just wants to whine.
>>79120273That's why it's so funny. I love watching the bi seethe hehehe. Stupid infertile femboys.my favorite part is when they troon out after getting dumped.
>>79120291Who would be whores (and some of them had sex and many bfs lmao newfag) if not for their social retardation so they settle for being whores online.>>79120294Maybe if you stopped acting like a lispy queer>>79120332Then you would have to go on visual and audio ques and see which one seems like he likes it more. But this is far too advanced for most people
>>79117627Are you awake ?
You guys sure love arguing.
>>79120741shut the fuck up about the stupid cat. i hope that faggot kills himself he is such a piece of shit i have no idea why you simps enable him.
do you guys wanna play nuclear throne mobile with me
>>79120738Competetive move what my nigga XD
>tfw no 4chan masculine twink bottom bf
Anyone wants to play mortal combat 7 with a bi brown bottom? please please please *dirty spic noises*
>tfw no anti bi gay crusader bf
>mortal combat 7no>with a bino>brownno>bottomyes1/4 total, no
Anyone wanna play Europa Universalis IV with a white bi bottom? Pleeease, Daddy?
>>79120869>make a thread about cooking>anon starts spamming child pornYeah it's out of place and gatekeeping is good.eat shit.
mortal kombat>mortal combat
>>79121150>being bi is the same as being a pedophilewow, he must have REALLY broken your heart, huh?
>>79120958He died doing what he loves the most, fighting zoomer dentists with his homecooked makeshift weapons and chanting latin at them
>>79121168It's called analogy and it's not about anal uwu
>Europa Universalis IVno>whiteyes>bino>bottomyes2/4, still no, do better
allow me to analyze you
>>79118313honeycrisp apples are literally just an overgrown Fuji with the flavors watered down. next
>>79121007Which meow simp is your favorite? For me it's bunnymutt!
the local medicine man is playing his flute again and it is really taking me out of my mind. he is currently doing the bird crowing.
I'd rather be facialized by my bf
>tfw no honeybun bf
>>79121199that stupid rabbit is as fake and stupid as he is. both should kill themselves.
>tfw no twink bf insecure about his masculinity
>>79121217Ah ok. Maybe you loved romaniansimp more. He was a real one.
>>79121229turkish simp was far superior to any you knew
>tfwlow cost affordable easy maintenance guaranteed or money back bf
>tfw no gay bottom leaning huge bf
>tfw no bf who can't do a proper tfw no bf post
I regret to inform you all that coloradofag died while babysitting. What a dumb way to die!
that feel when
>>79121264id be yours for 99 easy payments of 199999999
>>79120958i woke up exactly when you posted this. youre scaring me.
>>79121327you almost had me there
>>79121338what if i double your order?
>>79121336Sorry i dont mean to do that
>>79121367its okay. i like a thrilll.
>>79121351define double
>>79121383Are you doing anything fun today
Aziliya Amanda Benks
>>79121150Everyone who admits to having sex needs to be banned from /r9gay/
>>79121396two of me, plus the carrying case, plus this incredible recipe book by professional chef david chiang!
>>79121534I unironically believe this tho...
>>79121405i am going to vaguely work all day and then watch the jetsters play football. tempted to get another vape but i would feel stupid just doing that because i'm bored. although i'm not sure what other reason there could be.
>>79120619Spottd the faggot.
>>79121576So do i that's why i posted it and said it
Need voicechad to post another vocaroo so I can coom to it
i listened to 3ds vocaroo yesterday and had a wet dream of him last night
>>79121574wowweee! wait, david chiang? :/ i take it
>>79121653i will be delivered in 6 to 80 weeks pending credit approval.
>>79121592Don't do it its not worth the money
>>79121613>>79121630i recorded myself jerking off just now
>>79121780And why did you record yourself jerking off?
>>79121795to hear what someone else might hear if we were ever in bed together
>tfw no lewd agro bottom bf
>>79121801When do we get to hear it?
>>79121834when i feel like uploading it which is never
>>79121834https://voca.ro/14ReJLsx63qV
>>79121823*rapes your cock*
Scott belongs to Matthew Patel hnnnnng
>>79121834Pathetic simp lmao. You know he is just posting that stuff to get retards like you to beg him to post so he can feel better about himself (he won't, he hates his shitty brown life)
>>79121871Florian himsl????
>>79115337dropped for not saying anything about horror movies or anime. too normie for me.kidding. i wouldn't have expected a stoner to like historical movies so much. and golden era hollywood is kino probably my favorite non-horror movie is breakfast at tiffany's i know it's pretty basic but it really is good i even read the book and asked for a st. christopher's medal one year for christmas that i keep in my car because the narrator gives holly one as a gift in the book (it's a running gag that she tells people she's travelling even though she pretty much just stays in nyc and he's the patron saint of travellers). other old movies i like are things that have been refrenced by morrissey so are british such as a taste of honey. i've seen nl christmas vacation and felt like the humour was too vulgar/mean spirited but someday i might try watching one of their other movies. i have a fujifilm mini instant camera but film is so expensive that it's hard to justify taking pictures with it. I really don't read as much as i would like to and i really need to get back into it. aside from breakfast at tiffany's (the book) other books i like are the temple of the golden pavilion by yukio mishima and old man and the sea what kind of stuff do you read? and do you play any games?
>>79121962Florian did nothing wrong his views are always objective and factual>>79121939Half the people here are attention whores
>>79122030And half are simps (they overlap, eg. 3ds will simp for brad hard but is a massive attention whore himself). I hope they all die.
>>79119897with peanut butter is the only way i could eat a granny smith but they are actually my mom's favorite she likes all thing sour thou and has powdered malic acid that she put on things to make more sour.>>79121196fujis are second best, i get them if honeycrisp are out or don't look good. fujis aren't as flavorful for me they're more like the default apple.
>>79121767its like twenty bucks and lasts for months. but it does feel stupid cause its like a thirty second headrush and nothing else. makes me feel dumb, like why dont i just hold my breath til i feel funny. plus id feel retarded for getting some kind of zoomer cancer.
>yeah last time i saw him in person i made it super obvious that i was into him. playing with my hair, smiling, lots of eye contact, accentuating my gayvoice, resting my elbows on the table and holding my cheeks in my hands, just trying really hard to be cuteWhy do faggots who hate gay people act the gayest? Because they hate themselves. Hue was right all along.
>>79119282>Thanksgiving in OctoberI've got my eyes on you Canadian boyo!you better not let me catch you simpin'!
I will kill every zoomer dentist or die trying. Et vacuum la plum duup do poop.
>>79122059How about whenever you want to vape you talk to me instead. It's free.
Guys let's not make fun of Canadian simp or (he) will get offended again. (he) Can't help it >.<
>>79122106How about you end yourself or leave. It's free.
>>79121991im not really a stoner, i smoke the littlest amounts of weed youve ever seen. i just bar myself from it in order to force myself to do things in order to get it back. i'm currently reading the complete works of shakespeare interspersed with the occasional pulpy novel that i'll pick up from little free libraries, and i'm also slowly expanding my collection of poetical works in which i am extremely demanding and selective. i play world of warcraft every now and then until i become too furious at how everyone uses quest help addons and follows youtube guides to minmax everything. i like strategy games but none that have come out in the last 15 years. i also like pokemon but everything after gen iv is unplayable. instant camera film is a rip. 35mm is only like $5-$7 a roll and $7-$10 to develop, if you can scan it yourself that is. i even have a blog with several hundreds of followers. i swore in this general that i would make a video game finally or post butthole and i hate to break a swearing but maybe i should move things around and deny myself weeds until i make a video game instead.
>>79121871the exact sound I expect to hear every time I come across a german dude online
Are you guys happy this is now a mostly schizo nonsense thread now? Like, random absurd posts that aren't even cute or funny. How sad. Genuinely this thread has never been worse. And it's not even zoomers that did it, it's old schizos and those who didn't ignore them.
No one wants to see your hairy butthole PXLschizo. Why dont you Livestream yourself looking for story in ohaio instead?
>>79122106i dont really want to vape, its more like i need an excuse to go for random walks several times a day. i was getting cups of coffee for a while but that's expensive.
>>79122176total destruction and it's catastrophic results followed by a new community created by those that remember what led to the autocannibalism of the last reiterationlike hegelian dialectics
>>79122199I didn't ask the schizos in question, just other anons. Preferably thread regulars.
>>79122176Be the change you want to see. You'll never be one
i move my feet a lot when i play nuclear throne
>>79122215your threads and posts fucking suck ass and that's exactly why your even own kind can't stop itself from giving more attention to the "schizos" than your own boring ass mundane posts
gagged them a bit
>>79122196You mean so that your boss will let you go on a smoke break? I think you can just go and if they ask you can say you're clearing your head or going for a walk to try to think of a solution to something work related.
>>79122176>tfw no bf to complain about schizos withit was like that over the summer I feel like it's getting better actually, I do wish there was more cute tfw no bf posting but you have to be the change you want to see and everytime I feel like making one I open the reply box for 10 minutes and nothing I can think of is all that funny.
>>79122074>>79122107are you going to spam and derail the entire thread again by accusing everyone of being canadian?
thinking about going to the pool today but i don't have $3
>tfw alone for thanksgiving againoh well, at least I've got liquor...
I MARINATED AND EXTRAPOLATED MY BROWN LEGS PLEASE GOVE ME ATTENTION AND FAP TO ME
>>79122280do you faggots just keep track of every single holiday so you can bitch and moan about how no one celebrated it with you every single time and excuse yourself to get drunk?
>>79122228I barely postz you seething retard. So butthurt yet so wrong. Couldn't be me!
>>79122299that doesn't nullify the point I've made but it really doesn't surprise me that r9gag users are too dumb to thinkyou guys are like those people in the "how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?" test saying "but I did have breakfast this morning, why wouldn't I have breakfast?"just genuinely retarded
>>79122272Summer sucked. It's my fault for not posting much and I do agree but, like, it wasn't needed before. The thread was entertaining without me doing anything. I saw cute and silly posts all the time and it was fun to watch. Regulars were more interesting too. Everyone left. Thread culture changed. Tfw no bf hasn't been a thing in ages. Like these threads used to be full of it. And stop trying to overthink things dummy just do it!
>>79122196i think if you're getting your work done you should just go, i don't remember if it was a greentext or a social media post (likely thru a youtube video) but i remember seeing something about someone who started to take breaks whenever his coworkers would smoke and his boss was bitchy at first but i think the outcome was favorable. i've never had a job personally but the double standard would really piss me off one segement of the population shouldn't get more breaks than the rest of us just to satisify their vices.
like holy shit I made a comment about low effort people ruining the dating pool and society to a degree yet all it managed to do was somehow offend mouthbreathing retards who were self admittedly not even trying to date, complete lack of contextual awareness
>>79122107Why did you write "he" in parenthesis?What does that mean?
>>79122358is this a thinly-veiled biphobic comment?
>tfw no ambiguously gendered Canadian alcoholic bf who gets offended easy but it's cute because (he) just pouts and hugs (his) stuffies
>>79122313You're the insane one. As evidenced by your completely unrelated example lolYour whole post is a dumb pile of shit, which is expected as it is a product of your rotting brain. The schizos barely get any attention other than interacting with themselves and constant spam by the way. It's just that they fill up the thread and scare away actually sane posters. This reminds me of that one time I got trump elected and had to explain it to your mom.
>>79122384cringe amerifaggot retard go eat a mcburger you lardass bucktooth yeehawing cracker trailer trash redneck loser
>>79122276Are you going to say I'm meow again? Stupid whore close your maw. Derail what? A dying schizo thread? Lowercase bitch.
>ambiguously gendered>bfWhat? Tranny.
>>79122291it's a national holiday wtf are you on about? I know when Christmas is too, retard
>>79122291Wouldn't surprise me. It's hilarious
>>79122400ambiguously gendered just means "I want an effeminate femboy because I'm prison gay"
>>79122381oh hey that's meshame I'm old and bitter now
>>79122239i suppose, except that my boss can read my thoughts, and also goes with me, on account of my boss is myself.
>>79122400no. femboy trannys are gross why would i want my bf to cut off his dick or have a crusty boygina
canada simp wasn't an alcoholicare we talking about another canadian poster?
>>79122427You should let yourself take breaks then. What kind of self employed work do you do?
>>79122427>self employed>thinks he needs to make excuses to himself for taking a break
>>79122395i could go for a mcburger if i didnt already eat a loaf of bread for breakfast
>>79122451>>79122456i post sissy captions on twitter
All femboys either troon out or hit the wall hard comically early. It's funny but that makes them a meme sexual toy for prison gays.
>>79122417i think you might be onto something
>>79122442He became one due to constant rejection
>>79122476canada simp never made a post about drinking or being drunk
I miss WesternCanada's BWC... Is he alive?
>>79122421>oldthat makes it better>bitternot once i add cream and sugar>>79122442i was just trying to combine the last several posts plus some i think it was 40% successful now you see why i overthink my posts...
>>79122462close. i sells goods on several websites. and its not about taking a break so much as cycling between walking around outside until people make me mad and then sitting around inside until people make me mad, myself included. ive been working more than i was for a while but still not enough. im almost a month behind at this point and my boss is going to kill me if he finds out.
>meows gone schizo and spammed the thread for the 2nd time about canadiansmeow needs to be stopped
>>79122517You're a drop shipper?
>tfw no self-employed disassociative identity disorder bf to cheat on with his boss
>>79122491He posts on gaygen now. It's over.
>>79122517well in that case I apologize for my crude joke and do wish you the best of luck and a cup of coffeeadequeate sleep, a balanced diet and pomodoro would help you maintaining focus
No he a wood chipper ayyyoo
I got some wood he can chip on
>tfw no bf to ironically tfw no bf post while hugging
I got some chip he can uhh wood on. Death to pxlfiles!
>>79122560what do you gain from posting lies about other posters who havent posted or been seen online for months?
chubby twink bf
the other night I got nudes from a random twitter femboy after like 20 minutes of talking and it really didn't feel like anything at all
>>79122549no you fricking fool. thats when you just have listings for things that are actually sold by someone else. like if you made an ebay listing for an item you found on aliexpress & whenever someone bought it from you on ebay you would put through an order for the item on aliexpress to their address. thats basically just another way to be a plastic crap merchant and you don't do anything but sit inside at a computer all day. i sells used goodses, i packses and shipses thems myselfses and at least i get to get off the computer every few days to go and collect more used goods. im kind of like one of those guys who collects bottles and cans except i select only the coolest and hipsterest 1% of the bottles and cans which i sells online to bottle-and-can aficionados for a 10-50x markup.
>>79122561i would sleep 16 hours a day and eat nothing but arugula leaves if i could. i do make tomato sauced spaghetti a lot and it does help.
>>79122584i would hit you for posting that shit while having me as a bf, like hello i right here bitch
>>79122655That's cool. Like old hats? I got an old hat before. What kind of stuff do you sell?
>>79122605Same thing you gain from posting about bunnypee and defending simp. Curious.
>>79122699>hello i right here bitchIf you said that I'd cum. And drown you in hugs and kisses. So cute.
>tfw no bf to help me find my virginity
>>79122761>accusing random people of being pee posters without proofhow bout you take ur meds instead and i wasnt defending canada simp i was calling you a schizo for spaming about someone that doesnt post anymore
>tfw no storyanon bf to play wow with and start a poop selling business
>>79122676Put your big cannelloni in me until I reach your arugula leaves and drown me in your tomato sauce and let me be the play a food critic uwuw
>>79122810You get so offended every time anyone mentions Canada in any context. What dirt does he have on you, pee guy?
>>791228101 post wasn't spamming and 1 post is all I made until you started crying about it
>>79122777that is not the reaction i expected nonetheless you get the same reaction from me
>>79105744We should've listened to this anon
>>79122700ive done a few hats but people dont really wear hats anymore. at the moment its sweater season.
>>79122879You would slao me again? Why are you so mean, do you not believe in redemption?
>>79122844you mention canada every time pee gets posted whats the correlation and why are you obsessed with it?
>>79122831ive never made canneloni actually. why are there so many kinds of pasta with ricotta in them? canneloni, manicotti, stuffed shells. its all the same! all i have in the cabinet in the moment is spaghetti, although sometimes i have penne, and then i sometimes make baked penne for a feast, which is basically baked rigatoni but with penne.
>>79122891How do you collect used sweaters?
>>79106217I took do this but I am not this anon. Or maybe I am? Maybe I am all of you and al of you are me.
>>79122894i do would you stop tfw no bf posting in front of me at least?
>>79122999I would stop doing it completely if you wanted it was just a dumb thing we would do together
>>79122963Yeah it is, they mostly stuff them with different fillings and bake in the oven with some sauce on. Same thing with other kinds.
https://voca.ro/1jAM0ud4V8LM
>>79122966from used sweater stores of course? i check a few different ones weekly. also sometimes people die and i rifle through their things.
>>79123050my secret recipe is....vodka sauce baked penne with lacinato.
>>79123062How come people don't just buy the sweaters from the store then. Or is it like you find old merch sweaters that aren't available anymore. I got a hat like that, my dad actually was pretty impressed with it when I showed him.
>>79122970Shut up, troll.
>>79123083people will pay more for things on the internet than in real life because, idk, they are lazy or something. i dont really understand it but ubereats functions on the same principle. its also that people dont have the attention span to look through 1000 sweaters every week to find one thats excellently nice and just the color that they want. by taking the 10 nicest and putting them on the internet i make them searchable by color, material, and size and also available to the entire world rather than just to whoever walks into a given used sweater store. so it is somewhat of a service.
I played the new transformers game but was so close to not trying it because of all the spam here. Luckily no one was spamming start shit troopers so I'll try that as it's also a game I'm mildly interested in
stop bickering and make the new thread
>>79123147Star ship troopers extermination is shit they turned it into a buggy broken mess don't play it.
>>79121221What motivates you to make these posts? Is it just to torment me?
>>79123023i was just playing i would never hit anyone it is funny you would post that regardless of having a bf or not
>>79123123That's pretty smart. I always find it cool the different ways smart people come up with to make money.
>>79122176From the lowest lows come the highest highs.
>>79123283thats what they say about meth
>>79122272It's not meant to be funny it's just meant to entertain yourself.Post away.
>>79123293That's what they say about everything bakaMORON.
>>79122176It's always been like that, lol
