boy feet your face edition!threadly question: would/have you you ever sleep heads and tails with a boy? what's the longest you've worn a pair of socks for? does fbf wear socks inside the house?deformed toes edition: >>79148189
>tfw no bf feet IN my face
>>79168590I have worn a pair of socks once for about 3days with breaks to take a shower. If my fbf did not wear socks all the time I probably would have a boner all the time. Also why does the edition of this thread have to refer to my deformed toe?!?!
>tfw day 141 without tasting bunnymutts pee pee
>>79168590>would/have you you ever sleep heads and tails with a boy?sounds more comfy than sleeping face to face and competing for the same cold air desu>what's the longest you've worn a pair of socks for?like 2 days I don't know>does fbf wear socks inside the house?probably? it would be for the best
>>79168590>what's the longest you've worn a pair of socks for?Not long as I wear slippers indoors and have never been anywhere without access to fresh socks>does fbf wear socks inside the house?Socks on is fine but anyone wearing shoes in my house is being ejected via the nearest window
>>79168662>Also why does the edition ofthis thread have to refer to my deformed toe?!?!i actually did laugh out loud no cap and it was a solid maybe 15 seconds but my ass did not fall off. it needed it because previous thread is the antithesis of this thread is part of my formula for thread making because i think it's funny and also it being one of the last posts of the previous thread, your deformed toe was just at the right place at the right time boyo, nothing personal heh >;p
>>79168745Hmmmmmmm I will give you the end of the thread ended in talking about my Hanover bean toe but if my reactions have made you laugh then I guess it gets a pass :P
>>79168590>would/have you you ever sleep heads and tails with a boy? what's the longest you've worn a pair of socks for? does fbf wear socks inside the house?1. having my face snuggled up to feet would be nice for a few minutes but gross for any longer2. 3 days3. yes
I found my copy of the Pillow Book so I'll be reading that tomorrow. Kafka was enjoyable but anecdotes from a thousand years ago really draw me in
what are the best ways to make my cum thicker
What motivates a whore to post himself begging for attention?
I'm not gay but just wanted to pop in and say hello fellas!
>>79168590NoMaybe 5 daysNot wearing socks is weird
I'd love to present my hole like this and pose for a boyfriend. But I'm single and not likely to change that.
I'm so sad that I've got no slightly sweaty and stinky boyfriend to taste.
Can you fags stop posting gay porn and go back to posting lewd but tasteful images?
how easy is it to get your dick sucked on grindr by guys like in >>79169311
>tfw no bf who just wants to have a nice quiet life in the middle of nowhere
>lewd pic optruly the pinnacle of homosexual forums, I suggest we move over to /b/ instead of /r9k/ and just whore our bodies out for each other's masturbation purposes without having to post original text
you guys actually wear socks inside the fucking house? do you also sleep in a full outfit too instead of removing anything other than your boxers?
>>79169524Some of us don't wear socks indoors and sleep in underwear or pyjamas during the winter
>>79169567I'll spare the general of my wrath in that case
why does it seem like everyone else that likes feet likes them in a gross way. at this point i have a revulsive reaction to a guy saying he likes feet even though i like them myself. always with the licking and the face. yeck. i cant be the only one with a perfect aesthetic love but it sure is getting to feel like it.
>>79169660you're a low t cuck with zero sex drive please don't confuse your erectile dysfunction for a higher state of enlightenment
>>79169673mad ass nasty licker, shoo
it's so weird how people with no sex drive always make a conscious effort to try turning others away from sexual activities as well, almost like trannies trying to groom people into becoming trannies, both trying to spread their mental illnesses onto others
Feet were meant to be kissed and licked in a very loving an romantic way nya
>>79169524i always wear socks and sometimes i sleep wearing shorts
>>79169695i'm having fits and quivers and yes nuts about feet literally all day im just not some kind of stink pig that wants to live inside a gym shoe or whatever. like theres definitely something wrong with the rest of you, very wrong. and reply next time you gutless filthy worm
I don't want to lick feet but it doesn't seem too gross either. A bit of caressing and kissing would be satisfactory
>>79169706I don't want to live inside a gym shoe either I'd just give a nice clean pair a licking is all
>>79169715brokies will do anything but buy actual meat for protein, sick crazy world we live in where people think whey is some cool thing associated with fitness when it was always meant to be a last resort for broke college kids that can't afford real food
>>79169717then youre not the vile type i mean. im obviously referring to nasty ass people like op who slip in rank awful stuff like his question in the middle there which i wont even repeat. its like finding a cockroach halfway down your can of pringles.
>>79169727Stared in one of the worst Star Wars movies ever and is stuck drinking protein shakes. Jake Lloyd can't catch a break
>>79169706>live inside a gym shoeGod, I wish...
>>79169739I hadn't really interpreted the question as a projection of his fetish but I suppose it makes senseyou know in a similar context I recently found out that people apparently don't consider unnecessary skin contact gay. really confused me because I grew up around straight dudes that avoided all unnecessary skin contact or even gay jokes because the idea was that if something is ironically gay then it's still gay
wonder if that anon has gotten around to reading catalina's riddle yet. excited to discuss.
how can you like feet but not feet smell
>>79169054howdy cutie <3
>>79169860Its still on my reading-list, give me a few years and I'll get to it unless I bump it up the queue
>>79169923give me the list and i can save you a lot of time by crossing off everything bad. i have a lot of knowledge.
can any1 give me suggestion for music replacement for nuclear thronei don't have any good ideas for scrapyards A and B and big dog
for the last time, no one wants to be your nuclear throne mobile tm farming simp
i was thinking replacing scrapyards A with overflow from the end is nigh since it's raining and also level 3 but blight doesn't fit with scrapyards b
>>79169930If its that good I could get Catalina's Riddle once I finish Pillow Book and Chaucer. I just have to be in the right mood to read something so a make a not of something then forget it for years
>>79170072i hope youre not reading that chaucer in a "modern english translation" or whatever. that would be a waste of eye time. i dont mean to presume i just keep looking for chaucer at used bookstores and only finding modernized versions.
>>79170009scrapyard music? ive got something on the theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ORdBtb60c8
>>79170158I have an original text version that I've been reading sporadically, the footnotes were really helpful when I started. Best book I've ever found in a stairwell
>tfw no bottom bf with an obscenely deep voice
>tfw no bf without retarded subverted expectations of people
I think that im falling for an ftm guy at uni. He makes me laugh and makes me feel things and he has the most adorable voice. He doesn't look like a biological man though. Am I straight?
>>79170317>He doesn't look like a biological man though. Am I straight?Yes.
>>79170317do you think he'd appreciate it if you went and showed him that post and told him that you wrote it?
>>79170259i found catalinas riddle in a little free library lol. and actually i found prayer mat of flesh in a hallway at college. didnt read it til last year but it was excellent. i would like to append that to your list as well. very funny.
>tfw no possessive bf who would kill me before ever letting me go
>>79170328I said something wrong didn't I?
>>79170516trans people don't enjoy being trans, usually they also don't enjoy being referred to as a trans person, in their ideal reality they would've simply been born the opposite sex and the whole point of transitioning is trying to come as close as possible to their ideal version of themselvesplus it doesn't really matter if you're straight or gay or whatever, fuck whichever hole you please and suck whichever cock you choose
>>79170516you said he when shes a woman. very wrong yeah.
>>79170552literally get punted, castrationist
>>79170572if he's gonna try dating a troon I might as well prepare him for the eggshells
>>79170579there is no point in that because its literally eggshells all the way down. someone who is that uncomfortable with themselves is not remotely ready for a relationship. as rupaul says, "if you cant love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else? can i get an amen?"
>>79170610that's a bit loaded me thinks, there are some troons that manage to find peace after trooning out while some others dwindle on about their dysphorias and insecurities until the day they diethen again we're talking about an ftm, seems unlikely to me that a girl would troon into a dude just to keep dating guys anyways, I know some people like that exist but I also know troons are extremely picky about who they're dating because it plays into or against their personal larps
>>79170631the shit are you talking about? the literal vast majority of ftms are "gaydens." there is no peace after trooning. you are on permanent pharmaceutical life support until your premature death, and philosophically committed to contradicting reality as if the medical part wasnt tortuous enough.
>>79170552>trans people don't enjoy being trans, usually they also don't enjoy being referred to as a trans person, in their ideal reality they would've simply been born the opposite sex and the whole point of transitioning is trying to come as close as possible to their ideal version of themselvesI respect all of that.>>79170560I added that part because it relates to my own sexuality. Of course him being a biological female doesn't mean that I will treat him differently or disrespect him. I would never want to make him feel bad.
>>79170552You're forgetting all the women hating trannies that constantly harass and threaten women and the fact that the majority of trannies are literally just doing it as a fetish because they are so coom brained they make their entire lives revolve around their fetish
>>79170679>the shit are you talking about? the literal vast majority of ftms are "gaydens.I don't know about this nor do I trust your opinion to be truthful about the situation>permanent pharmaceutical life support until your premature deathpeople really overblow this concept like it's all that big, it's the same shit about steroids too always about some "dude what if world war 3 happens and they nuke the steroid factories?"everyone ever is always on permanent life support due to how interconnected our lives are, you can't take a fucking SHIT without some factory across the country producing toilet paper for you to wipe your ass withand again, it's not that serious. people take all sorts of meds around the clock for all sorts of purposes, allergies, antidepressants, adhd meds, shit like asthma. weird how it's always the hormonal ones that freak out the incels
>>79170725*her *her *her *her castrationist
>>79170728>You're forgetting all the women hating trannies that constantly harass and threaten womenthis is definitely true and real and not some weird schizo /pol/ shit>and the fact that the majority of trannies are literally just doing it as a fetish because they are so coom brained they make their entire lives revolve around their fetishI don't see how this is any of my or your business. personally I find it delusional to a degree the way they want to transition to the point of being completely accepted as women/men instead of being accepted as trans women/men but still I don't care to hate them over it, they're free to do whatever with their bodies
>>79170734if you dont understand how serious of a medical issue it is to delete your endogenous hormone production capabilities, you are scientifically illiterate. and doing that for literally no fucking reason? yeah...anyone who provided or approved that treatment needs their license revoked at a minimum.
This thread was way better when we were talking about boifeet and not stupid trans shit. If you like ftm you are not gay and putting your dick in someone with daddy issues will always backfire.
>>79170773no one said to hate the victims, mongoloid. the people pushing this shit on confused young individuals are demons.
>>79170774>if you dont understand how serious of a medical issue it is to delete your endogenous hormone production capabilities, you are scientifically illiteratethen please go ahead and do tell me how SERIOUS of a medical ISSUE it is to shut down natural production of your hormones while replacing them with exogenous injectionsand I'm not gonna bother responding if you bring up the astronomically low "risk" of cancer like it's an actual threat to anyone's life, breathing air is considered carcinogenic these days
>>79170800an incredibly serious issue because exogenous injections are not a perfect substitute either in terms of the range of hormones produced or the natural modulation of the levels of these various hormones in response to other bodily factors. the body is not a car from which you can add and remove parts at will. everything is connected in ways we have barely begun to understand. this is literal frankenstein shit we're doing. it will be seen as mengele tier in retrospect.
I slept quite literally all day from 10 am to 10 pm. I think I want to sleep even more.
>tfw no bf to massage my feet as i try unlocking rogue b for the 46th time
>>79170822>an incredibly serious issue because exogenous injections are not a perfect substitute either in terms of the range of hormones produced or the natural modulation of the levels of these various hormones in response to other bodily factors.so you're telling me exogenous injections are bad because in your imaginary world people constantly misdose and it's also somehow less healthy to have consistent hormone levels independent of your metabolic state (which is pretty much the only thing factoring into natural production aside from exercise or just neurodegradation due to aging)right, I think you faggots are just so devoid of personality and so bitter with your own life you turn to hate everything that's different from you, you hate people that are more successful or people that look better, you're somehow self proclaimedly the ugliest losers of the world yet the idea of transforming your own body for better appeal is somehow also a cursed creation of the devil perhaps because you're desperate to suffer and simply drag down everyone else you can as well in the process
>>79170866>people constantly misdoseliterally where are you getting this>it's also somehow less healthy to have consistent hormone levels independent of your metabolic stateyes it literally is less healthy or the body would already do this. hello? natural selection? by the way, do you know what its called when you sterilize a group of people who share some characteristic? its called genocide. convincing them that its "for their own good" doesnt change that fact.
>>79170866second paragraph is dripping with projection
>>79170885>literally where are you getting thisyou're talking about the "range" of hormones, the only range of the hormone is it's dosage as exogenous testosterone injection shuts down the natural production of testosterone in the testes, there is no other hormone that's getting shut down to "range" to begin with>yes it literally is less healthy or the body would already do this. hello? natural selection?really? you think my body would really be able to will hormones into reality when my metabolic state isn't even fed enough to supply the resources for the production of those hormones? that's crazy bro I didn't know the human body could do that>by the way, do you know what its called when you sterilize a group of people who share some characteristic? its called genocidecompletely delusional, stop talking like people get their doors knocked down and get dragged out to forced feminization camps, no one decides to inject hormones into their bodies thinking they'll be a trans dad/mom one day>>79170930is that why YOU guys have a meltdown at the sight of anyone that's happy/normal/trans/etc?
>he actually read any of that
>formulate "your" opinion through second hand misinformation provided by /pol/>"support" "your" opinion with second hand medical misinformation provided by /pol/>um, why no xir, I'm not a seething ignorant chud, I'm actually looking out for these people you see? some dude on /pol/ told me that this is bad and this other thing is bad and they said it does this and that->w-why no I haven't actually looked up any actual scientific information in regards to this topic, why'd you ask?
>>79170951you double dummy dipstick. "range of hormones" refers to all the *types* of hormones that the body naturally produces and which artificial injections do not supply.youre probably uninformed enough to think that we know every compound the human body produces and consumes. we dont. we cannot provide a perfect replacement because we literally dont fucking know. theres also the fact that its the wrong fucking sex hormone for the persons body. but lets not get into that - its so obvious it doesnt really need to be said. without "trans medicine" some percentage of agp people would reproduce. if they all get their balls cut off as american medicine says they should, none of them can reproduce. that is definitionally a genocide of agp people. rant more about how people here arent normies. thanks.
Welp this thread officially fucking sucks shit. I'll beback in 2 hours when these fucks get bored and stop talking about bullshit.
any gullible white boys wanna be my simps and help me farm unlocks in nuclear throne mobile?https://voca.ro/1yrxzYbnIqKY
>>79171008okay so you have your own medical theory about some mysterious hormones produced in the body that we don't know about (but you do), and these mysterious hormones that are immune to any and all sorts of monitoring or blood samples get shut down in the process of HRT?>wrong sex hormone for the persons bodydoesn't matter, each sex has it's own inherent shortcomings due to their own sex hormone such as men balding earlier or women suffering from osteoporosis, these problems simply cannot be solved in natural or artifical ways without creating a freak of nature that's loaded with male levels of testosterone and female levels of estrogen and a varying amount of additional medication to treat all the side effects such a miscreation would bearyou're just dumb nigga, you stupid, you're ignorant, I don't even fucking care if you hate troons or not but damn what's so fucking annoying is how you're trying to treat it like a matter of science and health when it's just your own personal politicsstupid fucking bitch
>>79170951>you think my body would really be able to will hormones into reality when my metabolic state isn't even fed enough to supply the resources for the production of those hormones?have a sandwich>YOU guys have a meltdown at the sight of anyone that's happy/normal/trans/etc?who is melting down? why do trans people desperately try to convince others that they're happy and try to drag others down to share their fate?
Cried listening to music today and then a few hours later cried watching anime. I wonder if it's because I have the flu.
>>79171049>trans people are lying when they say they're happy and I know their feelings better than them and I also know what's best for them
>>79171084Literally.I know this probably seems like magic to you but some people have the capacity to empathize with others, and can tell if people are hurting even if they deny it.
trans people do love lying
>>79171123you're just being silly and cute now and I'm far too tired to continue arguing
>tfw no bf to to say happy saturday tohappy saturday r9gay! you are all collectively my bf today <3
>>79171054what a coincidence, I also bawled my eyes out today listening to music and thinking about the last boy I was interested in
Saturday wishes!
>friendless, molested and bullied repeatedly from ages 8-9 by another kid calling me his friend>said he would ditch me if I tell anyone>bisexual since around that period>can't tell if that's because my brain got scrambled as a little kidWas I meant to be this way? Does it matter?
>>79171192Happie Saturday nonny. Can you come over, cuddle and watch Mob Psycho 100 with me?
>>79171255I don't know man. why are you putting such heavy questions on me???/
>>79171046the default assumption is that there are things that go on in the human body that we do not know about this is why there are still lots of people who study the human body to learn now it works. i dont know how to make this any simpler. a robotic leg is not a perfect substitute for a leg. an injection of nut juice is not a perfect substitute for a not. and women dont even have nuts. its only allowed and covered by health insurance because of the underlying notion that it benefits peoples health. otherwise no one would be anywhere doing this stuff to minors let alone it being covered by other people as a lifesaving part or medicine. there never was evidence that it had any benefit in scientific terms and thus it shouldnt have entered the realm of politics any mpre than people who get tattooed and pierced because they felt like it. let alone crazy fucking psychologists telling people that it was going to fix their life. not sure why you keep bringing up politics. republicans dont even seem to really care, they think weirdos should get it one way or another like iranians. away from our kids and theyre happy. well i dont think anyone should be signing away their balls and their life. like people cut themselves and stuff, teens taking drugs is not new. its just not, like, good for you, in a health sense, like most drugs and surgeries that arent treating a physical condition? it maybe shouldnt be surprising that subjective reporting about ones life isnt great evidence for medical treatment, because these things are not of a physical nature. its such a weird first place to go when like...basically, how can you get xanax and just keep drinking coffee? its backwards. its a self defeating notion. if you accept that you have to be a different person to be happy, you can't be happy, because you can't be a different person. you said it yourself when you talked about wishing they were born a different sex. well this isnt that. that cant happen. not really.
>>79171300Because this the gay general on r9k and I'm anonymously looking for the perspective of gay people.
>>79171340the research on the human body is about it's functions and interactions within itself not about some ninja ghost hormone that manages to get past through every method of measurementthere is zero chemical difference between "naturally" produced hormones and the ones produced exogenously, there is also zero functional difference as to whether they're produced endogenously or injected, other than the possible result of infertility which people acknowledge before they sign up for HRThealth insurance covering HRT is not something for you to argue with ME, that's not something I'm pledging for nor am I in charge of itpeople don't go to psychologists and get convinced that they're trans, people go there with the idea that they might be trans in the first place and talk about transitioningit's not your duty nor responsibility to tell people what to do with their own balls, you don't have a right to dictating what other people do with their bodies and rightfully so as it has zero impacts on you as a persontreatments that aren't for physical illnesses can't possibly be measured in any way other than patients' responses, I don't know about the reported happiness rate of people transitioning but even if the case happened to be that more trans people were unhappy than not, I'd still say that the blame is on those people for doing something that they didn't fully think about, no one is being offered a fix everything button with the idea of being trans and the possible outcomes aren't that hard to predict and expectpeople drinking coffee on xanax is not related to the topic at all, I can't comprehend the kind of deluded rambling you went through to write that up, in which still I wouldn't exactly say xanax and coffee are completely self defeating, they don't affect the same areas of the brain as to "cancel each other out" like you suggesthaving to go through changes before being happy is a normal thing which I'm sure is alien to you lazy entitled faggots
but yeah trannies' expectations on transitioning should be knocked down a couple notches back into reality where they think HRT will make them real men/women and instead they should come to accept that it'll only ever make them TRANS men/women
like I would even agree with things like "not all trannies should be trannies", because I'm 100% sure a bunch of them are just mentally and physically run down losers that are not in the right chemical/mental state due to their unhealthy lifestyles that lead to low testosterone and whatnot and definitely affect their decision making
>>79171255>can't tell if that's because my brain got scrambled as a little kidMaybe, or maybe it's because you are that way, that you ended up being molested by a kid.For me, I was never abused or touched or anything; I knew by the time I was like 5 years old in kindergarten that I would never be capable of having an intimate relationship with a woman. It wasn't until I was 13 that I fell in love with a guy platonically and it wasn't until I was 19 that I fell in love with anyone in a sexual way.
>>79169524you guys actually wear socks inside the fucking house?yes because i don't want to run back upstairs for socks if i need to go out to get a package, take the dog out, or want to go somewhere and shoes without socks gives me blisters.do you also sleep in a full outfit too instead of removing anything other than your boxers?only if i fall asleep without getting undressed first which happens from time to time, i wear a sleeveless shirt though because my nipples get cold.
>>79169054A fellow str8oid
>>79171255doesn't matter, and i don't by being molested making people gay i think it makes more sense that it would make you averse to it.
>>79171255>Was I meant to be this way? Does it matter?i think a therapist would throw these questions back at you. does it matter? that really is for you to decide. there was a time when "you're only gay because xyz.." did bother me and i would think about if that were true but ultimately i decided 1. the female body repulses me and 2. i like thinking about guys, jacking it to guys, thinking about jacking it with a guy and romance and intimacy with a guy first and foremost. so if how things are now is agreeable, where is the problem?
Should I read or shower?
>>79173047Read in the shower
>>79172693>so if how things are now is agreeable, where is the problem?I'm not sure if it is agreeable.I'm not sure if doing sexual things with other men would be perpetuating my own childhood abuse, as I would be letting my abuser change my behavior in a fundamental way.Even if it isn't the case, that's how I feel, and it makes me feel quite awful. So, to >>79172117, I am averse to it in a way.>>79171586>or maybe it's because you are that way, that you ended up being molested by a kid.No, it was because I was an unlikable autist and my parents had been pressuring me into having a friend.
I am sick and gay and miserable and lonely what is your favorite color mine is green
>>79173129Hi! I'm gay and lonely.Mine is blue or grey like a cute boy's eyes.
>>79173142>>79173129you two are bfs now
>>79173380https://youtu.be/bWsda-qXUm8?si=e44UVO7w3OxRb094
>>79173380you are trying to kill that anon with my illness....>>79173431Love this band though
>>79173462What are you sick with Anon?
>>79173470Probably just a cold or something I don't know I haven't been sick in years so anything feels like I am dying, lots of gross coughing
>>79173477I wanna take care of a sick boy. Sometimes I think I would make a good motherly bf.
>>79173481aw that's cuuute anon, I think I am a similar type that's probably making me hate being sick even more though lol
>>79173500would love to make my fbf feel good by being lewd despite him being sick >.<
>>79173543what a lewdie, I guess they are too tired to do anything themselves though so it's a nice idea
getting lewded while sick sounds hot but I don't want my fbf to feel like a rapist desu
>tfw no arpg bf
>>79173481my weakness is for boys with motherly love
>>79169524Because it's vld and you don't want to get things on your bare feet? Why sleep in your boxers, that's just uncomfortable. I like having cloths on. Weirdo.
Skipped breakfast today. I did drink 1 energy drink so that's something. Feeling good, feeling great. Sunny outside so time for a walk and some exercise.4th season of true detective was meh.
>>79169524I sleep in only a tshirt unless it's hot summer then nothing. If I sleep in socks or bottoms I take them off in my sleep so I don't bother unless I'm desperately cold
Anons keep forgetting or misunderstanding two things:1) your sexuality doesn't matter at all unless you're a pedo or a rapistBut2) this is a gay general for gay robots, not for those confused about their sexuality, bi or sexhavers
>>79168590>Severe lazy eyeIt's over guys >_<
>>79175031I have the same problem anon, we always have the eyepatch cope if we get too hopeless right?
>>79171008This nigga making an argument for mentally ill losers to reproduce like it's a good thing. I'm sure they won't pass on their shitty genes to their kids and make them suffer like they did. Fuck off.
>tfw nonny didn't wanna watch Mob Psycho 100 and cuddle with me
I can't trust a boy who doesn't sleep in his pajamas
>>79175121i slept in jeans last night
>tfw untrustworthy nude sleeper
>finally got to wear my army parka so i can larp as travis bicklelife is good.
>>79175044Maybe I'll just roll with it.
>>79168590Faggotry is evil and you will burn in hell
>>79175302How old are you if you don't mind me asking? It used to bother me a lot more when I was younger, like wanted to self harm get rid of it levels, but mid 20s ive learned to just cope with it even though I feel like everyone must think I am a retard seeing me still I know I am not
>>79175329I'm 21 ^_^ It's all good anon it doesn't bother me too much but people can make assumptions that I'm not all there
>>79175319thanks for telling us. i'm going to live life as a straight man now
>>79175401aw okay okay seems like you're pretty good with it then that's good. Hope you find yourself a cutie soon anon :3>>79175434Well it's a pretty good reason to be a robot i'd argue lol. I remember I got this like experimental laser eye surgery as a kid and it didn't really work I guess because I just balled my eyes out afterwards. The nurse gave me TWO teddy bears though swag. I also had the eyepatch as a kid to train the eye but nothing ever seemed to help it I guess kinda sucks but that's how it is, I'm glad it's better now even though the bullying definitely hurts atleast no one will bring it up randomly on you now hopefully
>>79175517my reply fren dissapeared got shy maybe..... ot some stinky janny got him
>>79169295Would pound your butthole so hard (I'm straight btw)
>>79175319>tfw not a pedo, nor a rapist, nor a lesbian with children, nor a whore, nor a rape victim so none of these apply to me
>>79175517I'm depressed as fuck rn(I know what a shocker) but I'm more okay today.
>>79175645I know the struggle but there's always a chance tomorrow is better cutie
>>79175729I want to do this with a boi rn
>most esthetic part of the footToes>hottest POVLooking up at your bf as he steps on you
>tfw just watched an anime where 2 women raise 2 shotas from birth and then proceed to keep them locked up in a house and use them for breeding and getting impregnated
I might be gay but you lot are faggots
>>79171482>the research on the human body is about it's functions and interactions within itself not about some ninja ghost hormone that manages to get past through every method of measurementyou really need to understand that no, we do not know every chemical that the human body produces and consumes. this is a really basic concept...and that doesnt even get into interactions between the parts of the body that happen by nonchemical means, such as neurologically. cutting off your nuts is not "fine" because you can inject a facsimile of nut juice. and certainly taking ovary-juice-like pills is not a substitute for having your own nuts. thats just bananas. i feel like you & a lot of other people have forgotten the underpinning theory of "trans" - which was that certain people are "in the wrong body" and actually would be healthier if their sex organs were removed and if they underwent cross-sex hormone treatment. that was the scientific reasoning. there was never, ever, ever a single bit of evidence that this was true. they started snipping bits and prescribing cross-sex hormones on the basis of this theory, without any evidence that it was actually true. now evidence is mounting that doing this is actively harmful to people's physical health - who could have guessed! - and there is, further, no evidence that this makes people any happier on average. that is the kind of evidence you need for something to be part of medicine, even when accepting the idea that subjective "psychological" evidence should factor in, which i dont. i dont know why youre unable to understand the distinction between things people do to themselves - like piercings, tattoos, body mods, etc - and things done to people by doctors, under color of medicine, on the basis that it is good for their health. these are very different subjects which you refuse to separate for things to be a part of medicine you need evidence that they help people. that evidence never existed.
>>79172693Lower case posting tranny ass nigga.
>>79175319all of this applies to only promiscuous faggots, how many of those do you think are here?
>>79169524Yes and yes.I cannot stand not wearing socks, I always wear socks (except when showering) and I sleep in my pajamas although during the warmer months I sleep without pants on.Sorry for party rocking I guess.
>>79171192>you are all collectively my bf todayI am too possessive to share my bf with anyone.My bf is mine alone, no one else can have him ever.
where's jonah
>>79176447On my dick
https://voca.ro/1eXEhM468UXF
>>79176831bitch it's 1 prozac you'll be fine nothing will happen
>>79176831It's just going to make you 2x as happy since you took double the anti depressant so have a fun time
Join :3discord 8dgUY7EE
i like how you guys always talk about how annoying i am and then listen to my dumb rants in their entirety>>79176987kill yourself
Please fap to my brown body and validate me or I will cut myself
2nd boss in Halloween is hard...
Brown camwhore needs to be raped
>>79177132it's called "non-con" now
>be bicurious>be also an incelShould I just be honest about this if I try finding a guy through Tinder? (With the intention of taking things slowly, not just sexually experimenting without an emotional connection.)Atm I'm divided between>being 100% honest, explaining that I'm mostly attracted to chicks but that I think that I'd be a lot more emotionally fulfilled in a relationship with a man than with a woman (which I believe to be 100% the case)>frame the incel part as just being about remaining as a virgin til now due to my dislike of hookup culture (which is true) while leaving it implied that I am gay (which is not true) and that I want to take it slow due to my severe anxiety for physical intimacy (which is true)>frame it as if I'm a bicurious guy (true) that had experiences with women in the past (not true) and now wants to experiment with men due to believing that I'd be more romantically fulfilled in a gay relationship (true)What should I do, lads? And how would you react to each of these if you were in the shoes of my prospective date?
>>79177455nothing turns me on more than honesty except a cute pair of cute feet
Tell half of the first one and the latter-third of the third one.You can tell the latter part of the first one once a potential relationship is established and ongoing.
I want a bf but I am to anti social atm to go get one. Not like a gayclub is anywhere to get a bf though.
Where are good places to find twink bfs irl?
I want a bf but I'm not indepedent enough, financially stable enough, mentally stable enough, mature enough nor attractive enough.
I am deff not mentality stable enough. Anyone trying to date me would think I'm insane if they knew me 100%.
>>79177485>>79177520Would you be open to that though? Esp. with the whole taking it slow part (as far as the sex part is concerned anyway, kisses and cuddles - the sooner, the better). And if you weren't fully ok with it, how could I reassure you.>tfw I'm a neurotic, anxious mess
>>79177645Yes, a relationship like that is ideal, but you gotta make sure you're compatible first.Although if a guy said that and then broke up with me for a girl I'd kill him for sure (in Minecraft.)
I want to be in a relationship with an equally mentally ill neurotic loser (we can fix each other.)
>>79177672Yeah, I'm aware that some gay guys are wary of bisexual men due to the risk of them monkeybranching to a woman if given the chance.I don't think that it applies to me though since I just don't think I'd be able to be emotionally vulnerable with a woman in the same way that I could with a gay guy hence gay relationship > hetero one for me. And I'm 100% not interested in children as well.
Then again plenty of guys change their mind in their latter years, so I am not keen to trust a woman-liker.
>>79177682I don't think there is fixing what is wrong with my poor brain. Its joever for my mental state.
>>79175729Thank you sweetheart....It's a good thing it's my day off
>>79177712i'm nervous about telling gay guys i'm bi not because of the "breaking up with him for a girl" thing but moreso because i think most gay guys find the idea of vaginas to be disgusting
>>79177533brown boys belong to white boys it just makes sense
>>79177757>think most gay guys find the idea of vaginas to be disgustingthis is a non-factor in this discussionit might be off-putting to some that you've had relations with women in the past because of the monkey branch thing, but no one is thinking you stink of cooch
>>79177765I only accept milky brown boys. Anything darker and its not cute anymore.
>>79177722Man, I'm just too feminine for a hetero relationship. I'm not into dommy mommy shit and a normie woman wouldn't want some outwardly masculine guy (t. bear) with feminine personality traits.I just want to be caressed while I keep my head on my lover's chest (and manly tears of happiness would prolly be shed if I do get to experience that one day) and other equally embarrassing stuff like that. Alas, that gives womyn the ick. With another guy, I'd just be able to express my masculinity without worrying about hetero gender norms and power dynamics.
>>79177823So you're a submissive guy aye?
Wouldn't most women dump a bi faggot as soon as they find out he used to fuck men?
>>79177455id be more open 1 or 2 moreso 2 probably.hard pass on 3 something about being someone's experiment gives me the ick.
Can Prozac boys get along with Zoloft boys???
>>79177645>Would you be open to that though? Esp. with the whole taking it slow partyou're asking this to fellow incels that share your values of course we want a relationship like that but the guys on tinder will probably feel differently i don't think hook up culture is *as bad* on tinder as say grindr but you're still looking for a diamond in the rough.godspeed anon hopefully you find the one(male) and never have any sinful thoughts about w*men again.
>tfw no prozac bf to keep me company in an eepy stuport. zoloft boy
>>79177858but binon has never fugged a man and i thought most straight women like guy on guy like most straight men like gal on gal
>>79169311this is an insanely hot webm
>>79168590Only fujoshis are into that stuff, normalfag women look down on bisexual men because they see them as inferior mates.
>>79177970Yeah i wasn't talking about him specifically i was just talking about bi guys in general since r9gay hates them and i guess women would only find it gross if the guy was a bottom maybe
>>79177970>>79177998Well shit I replied to the wrong guy.You may as well take my life now.
my medical industry backed SSRI addiction isn't pathetic, it's hecking cute and holesome uwu
>>79177844Eh, more of a do unto others sort of guy. I'd be that vulnerable with a partner hence I'd be willing to accept similar behaviors from them. Personalitywise, I'd want a partner who is similar to me rather than someone dominant to take the lead.
>>79178025So you're a switch ?
>>79177900do you think the prozac boy would be the rizzler (top) or the rizzled (bottom)? idk enough about the difference between the two but i think zoloft boys are all rizzlies (pronounced rizzle-ees)(bottoms)
>do unto others sort of guy>I just want to be caressed while I keep my head on my lover's chest (and manly tears of happiness would prolly be shed if I do get to experience that one day)>do unto others sort of guysounds more like a hard case of sissydom to me
that's not unappealing to women btw, girls actually love emotional faggots like that because they're more susceptible to manipulation but yeahyeah, gender equality, it's okay for men to act like whiny bitches and whinge and moan and cry and be unable to maintain composure or coolheadedness, your emotions are valid sis. etc
>>79178042I'd hope so. No clue until I try. Otherwise I'd be open to bottoming for some cute guy. The idea of going down on a man doesn't arouse me, but at least it doesn't disgust me like the idea of doing oral on a wom*n and both that and handjobs would at least feel good as a display of love and affection for your partner. The idea of getting fucked does sound arousing tho (in a getting hard thinking of it sort of way), but I'd have to be in a long term relationship that is highly secure for me to allow myself to be vulnerable enough to do that. And ideally I'd hope that I'd be able to get hard enough to fuck my partner in turn as well, but I somehow doubt it.I don't care that much about sex anyway. If my emotional needs are met, then sex can be solely about meeting the sexual needs of my partner and nothing more.
>he has erectile dysfunction too
To me an ideal relationship would be very non sexual with maybe the occasional stuff.Sexual desires are really one of the worst parts of man.
The thing that I don't like? Yeah, it's a bad thing.
Yeah because I am so so smart and always right.
it is ok to fuck with your boyfriend like a rabbit no one can stop you
yeah your disinterest in sexuality is definitely a result of your higher enlightenment above us filthy animals and is absolutely not a symptom of your messed up endocrine system and horrid hormonal imbalances caused by your extremely unhealthy lifestyle
Actually I'm the rabbit fucker police though.And you're ALL going to jail.
I'd gladly "convert" homos into straight :3gaiden_lunatic
>>79178282fuck off you filthy femcel
>>79178162>erectile dysfunctionI could fuck a woman just fine, I just don't know if I could do it to a guy. I hope I could and I'd go for the sort of feminine guy who'd be most likely to get me hard, but this is all hypothetical stuff until I actually try.All I know is that I don't mind being a bottom for the right guy if that's all I could be in bed (whether that makes me bi proper, AGP or failed hetero going prison gay, idgaf). Men are for loving, women are at best fucktoys that couldn't fulfil me romantically so I won't even bother with them.
>tfw people are talking about fucking like rabbits and bunnymutt isnt here to piss all over your face
>>79178309you don't really need to get hard at the sight of someone, some people need their dicks sucked for a bit before they get an erection which is considered normal and people don't really mock it or anything like that
Arghhh no more, someone HAS to say it! Meowhttps://youtu.be/woUPh-AEQZU
>>79178282What does this even mean lmao
Does meow hawk tuah?
>>79177947I thought the day would never come.
>>79178326>you don't really need to get hard at the sight of someone,Isn't that what sexual attraction is primarily about tho? I'd imagine that good foreplay coupled with an emotional connection could help, but that would be more about fooling the brain into getting the body aroused rather than sincere attraction.
>>79178362Arf tuah bark on that thangOn a more serious note i don't fucking know I'm too mentally ill to have sex
>>79178413You're too mentally ill to remember to post here
>>79178382idk porn kinda messed everything up I think. Also if you date someone for awhile probably you get more used to them anyway it'd be rarer to get hard just seeing them unless they are like teasing or showing off I think i'm a virgin though so you can tell me to shut up
>>79178382I really don't feel like spending precious hours of another day of my life explaining consistent thinking systems to you retards, there is a very special kind of brainrot in your brains that twist and bend everything around you in just the perfect way to make yourselves think you're on the worst end of everything possible, you morons just have the most grim outlook on everything ever and it never really makes much sense
though one thing I'll add is that DESPITE being the losers you are YOU are also THE majority of the people to apply those moronic views onto other people, like you'll say you're a lonely loser incel etc and that it's unfair that "looks are all that matters" but if lord forbid you somehow managed to get on the other end of these things you'd cheat and abandon people because of these same moronic views that's mostly just applied by YOUR kinds of people, just wolf in sheep's clothing in wolf's clothing in sheep's clothing, supposed victims that are somehow more than happy to victimize other people given the chance but then if it blows up in your face you'd resort back to playing the victim again
>>79178453>i'm a virgin thoughSame, but I'm assuming that gay porn gets you hard relatively fast as a gay person. Meanwhile I (t. bicurious anon) can clearly notice how harder it is for me to get a wank from gay porn compared to how easily it goes with straight porn where I can easily get a hardon without even stroking my dick.I'm prolly just a big prison gay, but ye. Hopefully I'll be able to fuck some qt feminine lad, but I'm just expecting the worst in this regard.
>>79178453Lower case posting troon spotted
>>79178382>but that would be more about fooling the brain into getting the body aroused rather than sincere attraction.What the fuck?
>>79178508I don't even watch gay porn I tend to watch solo stuff which is still gay I guess just not 2 guys, well I will watch japanese gay porn because they kiss and that is my fetish but western stuff usually doesn't have much kissing >>79178512I have hair on my body sorry schizo anon
I look like this I act like this meowI should sleep soon
Out of the darkness you stumble into the lightFighting for the things you know are rightDare! dare to believe you can surviveThe power is there at your commandDare! dare to keep all of your dreams aliveIt's time to take a standYou can win if you dare!
I can't remember is meow canonically a virgin?
>>79178515Same way that you can fuck fatties without finding them sexually appealing. You aren't reflexively aroused to just seeing their bodies, but you set the mood for a sexual encounter and the body might comply in a pavlovian sort of way. Brain thinks that love + touch = peepee hard, so your peepee gets hard even if at a more basic level brain also knows that sexually appealing body should be *the* prerequisite for sexual arousal.
>>79178557Yes why the fuck would I not be lmao
>>79178545It's not that late, you got work tomorrow? If so my condolences.
>>79178585Because you're a whore that posts your ass on 4chan?
>>79178588Nah but I'm tryna go to check out the local wargame club and I wanna paint some more minis before that because it's cringe as hell to have em be unpainted so I wanna wake up early to do that
>>79178640Last I checked people seeing your body does not make you lose your virginity lol, retard
>791775201. What did I say about not ignoring confused retards2. At least reply to the faggot, you vagueposting whoreI hate you get canceraids
>>79178654now try telling these retards that taking a picture of your ass doesn't require the social skills that getting laid does
>>79178658????t. confused anon in question
>>79178679It's necessarily not even about social skills blaa I'm just too sensitive and unstable to get close to people
>>79178654No but you being a whore that shows your ass to anyone that asks means you're probably not a virgin because most whores aren't virgins
I bought a tacky Halloween cup from sainsbury's today, it was three pounds and I like cups with straws so I'm happy with it.
>>79178692I'm not a whore though meow you're being kinda mega retarded
>>79178734You're kinda a mega whore
>>79178251Coomers like this make bad decisions and get I to relationships out of desperation which leads to relationships failing once initial high is over.>>79178263Coping coomer. Cry harder.
if you guys stopped watching porn every day you would lose your virginity
Halloweens last boss was way too hard for me but I enjoy the game a ton regardless. Money well spent. I'll play ash vs evil dead at a later date (potentially tomorrow?)
>>79178746Meow not untrue>>79178786I kinda like my virginity tho
>>79178654>>79178679It indicates you're the type of person to not value your body, privacy and perhaps intimacy much if you're willing to do so, you dishonest normalshits
>>79178847Next time you go to the sauna try seducing a man and he might become your future husband
>>79178692No, does not compute. Literally the only reason people like that are still virgins is because they're too retarded to get laid and didn't have the opportunity.
>>79178857Does not change the fact that the two things are world apart and drawing a conclusion of one from the other is deeply retarded>>79178886Not how it works
i do not like these posters
>>79178793Have you got any more games lined up to play? I'm playing MediEvil and then Silent Hill 3
>>79178910Everyone makes assumptions all the time. And what makes more sense, an ewhore assposter and serial flirter being a virgin or sexhaver?
>>79178910That is how it works you need to seduce a man and make him into your husband while you're still young
>>79178971That doesn't make those assumptions any less retarded, wise guy. A person who gets sex easily wouldn't need to ewhore.if this is genuinely your level consider saving the effort.
>>79179017C-can I still do it at 31?
>>79178945I do but I pretty much only play new games cause I'm done with my old game backlog. Lucky for me there are so many games coming out these days I always have something to play.
>>79179017Not for me, I can't seduce anyone nor be in a relationship so I won't even try
>>79179023It does, retard. Why not? It's easier and they want attention not necessarily sex at that moment. Getting ready for sex is much more effort while posting a pic isn't. You're just too dumb to understand people who do whorish thing x are likely to do whorish thing y.
>>79179038t. had serval simps without even trying
because physically seducing a man at a fucking sauna is true love after all
>>79179027you can, but dont even ask about 32...
>>79179074No it doesn't, neither does repeating something untrue. You're just assmad and delusional and cannot think straight because of that. Consider staying silent if you cannot say anything worth hearing.
>>79179027Depends on how well you've aged>>79179085It could lead to love
>>79179074Also you're proving my point here, well done you stupid faggot lol>>79179081Irrelevant meow like perfectly irrelevant
I like how probably the most social person in here says how he is incapable of a relationship.
>>79179081>his simps all got bfs while he is still here
>>79179116Almost like those are two different things asshat>>79179128Epic I don't even remember who they are but good for them
>>79179111but I thought looksmaxxing was bad? I thought it was all supposed to be about the personality guys? what if the guys at the sauna are just desperate? weren't people supposed to have other options but willingly choose to be with you specifically in order for it to be genuine love?
>>79178557he got raped in the army, remember?
Americans talking about saunas without understanding jack shit about the culture is kinda funny but not unexoected
>>79171278>>79175110i really do want to watch mob psycho 100 and cuddle with you nonny!!! i just sleeped all day again :( and i spilled that pumpkin spice tea on my lap only burned my tummy didn't feel anything further down luckily probably because thats three layers instead of one. it didnt even taste that good i think i didnt steeped it long enough :(
>>79179200Sexually assaulted, those are also two different things Retard
>>79179212All i know is that in american saunas they are known for having gay orgies and i just assumed it was common in euro saunas as well
how can i get a boyfriend for free
>>79179212actually theyre just thinking of the gay saunas in america
>>79179231well they are specifically in gay bath houses or private clubs
Curious how the janny who lurks this thread will ban someone for asking a question but not any of the seething retards who constantly shit it up, very curious
>tfw no bf who shares my need to have conversations all night about the meaning of life and our dreams for the future
How on earth do you meet people to play vidya with these days? All games have become so anti social. No one uses the chat. I dont remember the last time I made a fren in a videogame, where back in the day it was quite common. I feel like it could help with the loneliness
>>79179302https://voca.ro/1eSzgC6V6l8K>>79179421i can't find people to game with irl
>>79179216Good your just in time for season 3. Sorry to hear the tea was not that great but next time you can steep it longer and get all the yum flavor outta it. Is your tummy doing alright? D:
>>79179405What is the meaning of life anon? You talk as if you have the answers>>79179429Beautiful
>>79179282My friend was telling me it was happening in a ymca near him
>>79179212different saunas different cultures nonny. i don't think gay saunas are even a thing anymore maybe in california or las vegas but they are a part of gay history in the states and yes different shall we say from european and asian ones.
>>79168590>TFW no South American(Argie Chilean) bf (moans depressively) >_<
>it's another episode of "wanna be my nuclear throne farming simp?"
is ymca free entry and do they have video games
>>79179081>serval
>>79179421I've seen people make friends in text chat but haven't done so myself. Games with small but active communities are probably your best bet>>79179472I don't think that there is a universal meaning to life and if there is I couldn't name it if my life depended upon it
My hands are covered in mosquito bites.My arms are covered in mosquito bites.My shoulders are covered in mosquito bites.My torso is peppered with mosquito bites.My legs are covered in mosquito bites.My NECK is covered in mosquito bites.MY LIP HAS A COUPLE MOSQUITO BITES.MY FOREHEAD HAS MOSQUITO BITES.
>>79179490i have yet to see why this is a bad thing
>>79179509I think youre wrong anon, I think there is a universal meaning. I think that is because we are creatures whose entire being and instinct is based on one thing. Procreation. The meaning of life is to start a family and create offspring. But offcourse for the /r9gay/ that is not exactly an option. Do you guys want to start a family, adopt kids?
>>79179491The ymca is apparently a protestant christian organization so yeah it should be and if they ask for money for their services just tell them that's something a catholic would do and watch them throw a tantrum
>>79179543>Do you guys want to start a family, adopt kidsI can't speak for anyone else, but adopting kids as a fag is fucking retarded. Why do you need to adopt kids? It's fucking stupid.
>>79179491>is ymca free entryno it's like $100 a month and they'll fight tooth and nail to stop you from canceling and squeeze every penny out of you.
>tfw no dom twink with cute feet
I would cuddle 3ds if given the chance. Would you guys cuddle him?
>>79179572I dont know anon. Most of life is a learning experience, and then later you try to pass on your lessons to your offspring.Like I said I think for most people that is the meaning of life. We can over complicate things but that seems silly to me. Ofcourse everyone thinks differently and with the millenial generation suddenly there was a whole lot of people who preferred going to disney over starting families. There is no right or wrong. You said you wanted to talk about the meaning of like, I think procreation and passing on lessons is what that is for most people. That and sharing memories with loved ones. If you dont agree that is fine. When you say there is no universal meaning, what is your meaning?
>>79179605we can't cuddle (yet) but you can help me unlock b skins for steroids, chicken, horror, rebel, and rogue
>>79179543If I were to raise a kid I'd not adopt, so many hoops to jump through just to get another guys kid. I'll do the world a favour and not pass on my genes or learnable flawsI'd rather just write a book
>>79179674If i were to raise a kid i'd get my boywife boy pregnant
>>79179543no i dont want kids. ive been babysitting since i was 14
>>79179631Okidoki. So how exactly do we go about that? I have the fear that all I can do right now is cheer you on, speaking of which: Let's go nonny you got this, go get them skinz!!1!
>>79179698>If i were to raise a kid i'd get my boywife boy pregnantI respect that
>>79179731never mind i don't want your help anymore
>>79179710>>79179674I mean we dont all have to want kids, clearly. The world is too full as is these days.But no one give another meaning/purpose for life.Would anyone in this thread rather talk on discord? Also why does this general not just have a server?
>>79179758It's okay, I understand.Say, do we still cry during job interviews or has the Prozac taken care of that?
>>79179759i would but i cant talk on discord right now. also why would i join a discord server if i can post in the general
>>79179786i haven't had a job interview in months
>>79179900Why did the brown boy give up on his job interviews?
>>79176447I've been spending a lot of time to myself recently, not really been online or on discord. I say not really online but Ive been working on uni work and watching the terrifier series. Went to go watch the third one in cinemas today by myself. Nervewracking but such a good experience!! How has your weekend been or everyone elses?
>>79179759Happy Times and Ivan's server
Just a reminder that 3ds is bisexual ^_^
>>79179759This general does have a server. discorddotgg/r9gay come say hi nonny
>>79179464sounds great! i can't wait to ask "who is that?" and "what just happened?" the whole time! jk id be good and wait till the end to ask.yeah its fine now only burned a minute or so (^-^)
>tfw no bf to watch EFL highlights with until we decide on a horror movie
>>79179960i need to see the second one and it's been a while since i saw the first one, surprised it scared you i thought you watched pretty extreme stuff on the regular and the first was pretty mid both in quality and scariness.
>>79179989But does anyone from this thread post there? Other than you lol
he sees him as "nothing more than a skinny little snack"...
>>79179969is happy times still a thing?
>>79180051Wasn't really scared at the movie, more so the experience of going to the cinemas alone. But three was good! Two was okay in the second half, it was a slow burner but it did get better towards the end. The lack of budget really did harm the first two but the third is pretty good. It might be the experience of actually watching it in the theatre though. Definitely not as gruesome as a lot of people are saying :p
>>79180057I think a lot of people do, most of them just aren't tripfags or attention whores like myself.
>>79180051That's more of a comedy horror series. Third one especially is a comedy despite being the most gory of them all. >>79179989This is the fifth or sixth one. They never work because people start self-posting and hogging attention.
>>79179512honestly I'd do it if it wasn't a fucking mobile game
>>79180119Oh yeah. It was definitely hilarious, art somehow manages to be insanely cute. I definitely want a little art the clown doll or plushie. Can't comment on the selfposting and attention whoring within servers though. Guilty as can be for occasionally doing that
>>79179992Don't worry if you come over we can watch from the start for ya~ Glad ur cute boi tum is alright! ^w^
>>79180057The paedo.
>>79180157Can you screenshot the member list of the discord and post it?
>>79180135it's a mobile port of a pc game thoughyou can play with a gamepad
Settled on The Wicker Man for tonight. Not a scary film but really weird and brilliantly acted
>>79180175Not too sure about doing that really. You could always just join on a burner account if youre curious
PISSCORD *beats you with hammers* PISSCORD
>>79180269>brilliantly actedAnon I.... Both the original and the remake are terrible. They only exist for memes.
>>79180170what the hell are you talking about mate
>he shows his feet to everyone except me:(
>>79180329shouldnt it be 'who'
>>79180293Leak the member list we need to know who is a cord user
>>79180310Haven't seen the remake but the original was kino and I will slightly lower my opinion of anyone who disagrees
>>79180342Wait, gays also have footfags? I unironically never knew
>>79180348what difference does is it make
>>79180383the paedo is a who
>>79180349it's me and about 100 other bot accounts that i wrote just to talk to me all day using ai
>>79180371Yes guys can have cute feet that make me lose my mind.
>>79180420fine who is the paedo
>>79180476i dont know i dont join discord servers
>>79180466Where do you find them? The /hm/ threads are rather bare and most else I see posted is 2d
>>79180593my secret blogs
>>79180593I wish I knew. Maybe summon the nonny from last thread who posted a pair of godly boifeet. Finding good guy feet is like trying to find a needle in a haystack it seems.
>>79180674i'll post my feet that'll make you lose your mind. maybe not in a good way though. (i actually wont)
>>79180696I've seen your feet before and they are nice and cute. Leagues better then my feet. My only advice is to get one of those bath stones and moisturize your feet more then they would be star worthy~
>>79180696Use some cream and a pumice stone then post feet or not they'll look better regardless
>>79180727>>79180737a pumice stone is definitely on the list for when i get paid nonnies, it's something i really do need to take more care of, however cause they're never really visible to me or other people they do just tend to get neglected and forgotten about. i need to treat them like i treat facial care :p
>>79180758Yes you have to take care of your feet. Even if no one looks at them you use them everyday and should be treating them with respect by properlytaking care of them. Even I take care of my ugo Hanover bean feet :P
>>79180758>however cause they're never really visible to me or other people they do just tend to get neglected and forgotten about.Honestly same I just about remember to cleanse and moisturise my face; I've become an embarrassment to myself and other footfags
>>79180828its definitely something im going to bring into my routine and something thatll become peaceful and safe :p i'm sure yours arent bad though nonny>>79180837a lot of the times i just wear fluffy socks or socks for lounging about, my feet are only really out when im in bed. skin care and shitty little face masks is a relaxing thing for me, there's nothing better than doing a peel off and doomscrolling reels for a little while like a no brainer zoomer
>>79168590I like South American men they're so hot
>>79180959Ha..haha...haaaa if only you could see just how messed up my right big toe is. Any major footfag would be turned off in an instant seeing it.
>>79180990what about the other footfreaks who like bunions and stuff
>>79180990there's footfags who love messed up feet nonny. there'sa footfag out there for you!
>>79181020I have never met a footfag who liked bunions though I don't talk to a lot of people. Theirs always gonna be people who fetishize gross deformities>>79181058I guess but not like I am cute enough for someone to worship my feet and I wanna be the one worshiping feet. Though I guess a feet sucking 69 would be hot lol.
>>79180959Well now you've got me looking at face masks, I'm seeing disturbing images of women with fruit for eyes. They seem happy though so I'll try to find some good ones to buy
>>791811187th heaven ones are great! theyre super cheap too. they have a chocolate one that smells incredible. their charcoal ones are also amazing too
>>79181081everything i know about footfreaks was on accident and its all freaky like that
>>79181192Guess I am more of a tame footfag then. I just wan't a soft pair of boifeet to worship, massage, kiss and lick in a romantic and sexual way.
Finished my Briton campaign by sacking Rome, starting one as the Seleucids tomorrow because I enjoy suffering
>>79180593look at the feet threads on /soc/4chan boys have really cute feet
>>79181281i love how the elephants in rome punt people for miles
how much do acne scars detract from looks?
>>79181432negatively as in theyre a positive
>>79181432Go to a dermatologist and also get a skin care routine, trust me it can clear up so much. Youll feel tons better
>>79181432Acne scars make someone look creepy to me.
>>79181402The elephants, pigs, nicknames and speeches really enhance my enjoyment of the game. I wish modern tw had half as much charm
>>79181456>>79181458boring ass normies go away kthx
>>79181432depends on the acne scars
>>79181464i was gobbersmorcked by how bad r2 was. shogun2 was ok if repetitive and i was like eh i guess that makes sense since the setting is so limited. but then every city was the same and characters meant nothing in r2. like really? empire couldve been good but i can never get to even 100 turns without it starting to crash way too much. like almost everything i like, they never made a good thing again after i found them.
>>79181486doesn't really cover my entire face, but they are located here and there on my cheeks. slightly deep i suppose.
>>79181464also i didnt even know about the speeches for years lol, really shocked me the first time i let the prebattle thing go long enough by accident. you get the sense that someone like...actually liked history lol.
>>79181466If you had the acne that Ive had you would have done the same thing and give the same advice to people. Why would you not want people to get help, how is that normie? youre just a shitty person
>>79181506Even now it's "fixed" and modded rome 2 is still shite in my eyes, the engine is awful and the lack of focus on characters really takes away from the overall experience. Shogun 2 with the dlc and mods is great but you can see where things started to go wrong with the series. I like the Warhammer games for what they are but the series peaked with Medieval for me
>>79181574acne scars look good. sorry someone made you hate yourself.
>>79181648My entire back, shoulders and chest were a minefield. It didnt just look bad, it hurt, Everynight there was like blood all over the sheets. It nice you think the scars look cute, but actually having crazy acne sucks tremendously
>>79181526i dont think it would detract much at all
does anyone else wish they could lobotomize themselves and never have to feel the need for companionship again? I spend all of my free time daydreaming about guys that I have loved, and what our lives might have looked like if any of them had reciprocated. it's agonizing
>>79181612i literally never even remember that fantasy hocus pocus business lol. so completely not the point. for me its frolio carcano. and trying to marry princess anna to istvan. ive done some m2tw online battles a few times and its pretty fun, but it takes literal hours to do a single one. so i guess its just the yearly grand campaign for me...
>>79181673shame you didn't know me. i could have cured you with minerals and love.
>>79181673I had this too. My pillow and bed looked like someone murdered me
>tfw no bf to recite death poetry to and then discuss what the author must have felt when composing it
>>79181612medieval 2 is my favorite of the series but I rarely play it because unit cards can't be dragged around and reordered. hoping it gets a remaster someday for this reason alone
>>79181774>Death poetryDo you remember whenThings seemed so eternal?Heroes were so realTheir magic frozen in timeThe only way to learnIs be aware and hold on tightI close my eyes and sink within myselfRelive the gift of precious memoriesIn need of a fix called innocenceWhen did it begin?The change to come was undetectableThe open wounds expose the importance of our innocenceA high that can never be bought or sold
>>79181797you can reorder them on the campaign map by splitting and then rejoining units, and you can reorder them in battle by grouping and then degrouping units in the desired order. not ideal but it works, at least as far as getting all your melee/ranged/cav unit cards next to each other.
>>79179114>says he can't seduce anyone>point out how he already did many times, without trying, over text which is much harderdishonest fakecel>that's irrelevant he said
>>79179178No actually you have to ask out first anon who replies to your post and become bfs before even knowing a thing about him. That will surely work. If it doesn't you can just flirt with few anons at the same time next time. >>79179405Talking is annoying. Shut up and cuddle should be the motto.Also there is no universal meaning to life, you give it meaning yourself just like everyone else does for themselves. But since you know that >>79179509 you should see how pointless of a topic it is. Or, as I'm typing this, I realise how romantic it is to ask your bf "what is the meaning of your life"
>>79179543Biological purpose =/= meaning and is contradicted by many people, both male and female who don't want to have kids or care about it at all, regardless of sexual orientation. So it's not exactly universal, is it? If it was this strong biological drive then someone like me would feel it, at least partially. Yet I never ever wanted to have kids and am opposed to a lot of people having kids since they are either retarded or too poor to afford them good childhood which only leads to having more shitty adults down the line.Gay breeders, really? I mean really? I have to argue this in here too...>>79179620*sigh*So I guess you agree yet you made me type out all this (nta btw)
Reminder bunnyanon posted in this thread
its been so long since i fapped...weeks perhaps even...there was one moment of weakness in the shower a few days ago but...that doesnt count cause it was spur of the moment.
i fap every day when i wake up if only there was someone else to take care of the morning wood for me...
i think its fine. i think things are fine. people are already getting bored of the phones and the tiktok and such, i mean who could watch that many videos? youtube is basically over. holding a little screen in front of your face all day, like really? people thought that would be fun forever? thats how it always goes i guess.
>waking anon up with his cock in my mouth>his dick smells like poop because i also just woke up and haven't brushed my teeth>mfw he has a UTI now
>his breath smells like shitget yourself checked up mantoo many boomers have that but theres an unspoken agreement to not offend them because they are above us in the corporate hierarchy
my purpose in life is to find a husband and serve him with love and devotion until the day that we die
would you go on a date with a cishet guy
>>79182781That's how everyone in this thread feels, you're not special you're just a bottom whore
>>79182804you cant go on a date with a cisHET guy unless youre a woman, dumbass
would a cishet guy go on a date with me?
>>79182811Do you think that only bottoms should have a sense of duty and service to their lovers? I'm not a bottom or a whore
>>79182821yes you can>>79182836its possible
>>79182889what part of HET in cisHET do you not understand, dumbassany man dating antoher man is bi at least
>>79182954what part of words dont mean anything anymore dont you understand polchud
>>79182966you can call me anything but not polchudwhat the fuck do you think HETEROsexuality meansthis is a HOMOsexual thread
>>79182987you still dont get it. anon IDENTIFIES as cishet. thats what matters, not any of his actual actions or statements.
>>79183003what are you NUTS????
>>79183081no, i'm joking. unfortunately, only i am.
throwback to that time i found a vintage 1999 onaholed large pikachu plush at the thrift store
>tfw start lifting weights for the first time in my life and now my forearm and wrist feel like they are going to explodeIs this normal?
>>79183126I always knew Pikachu was secretly a sexhaving normie
>>79183168no, some soreness is normal but pain at the joint is the bad kind of pain. go easy at it, remember that repetitive high-strength actions are not really something humans evolved for particularly. i did a bad thing to my knee a few weeks after picking up running on a whim. i was like this is so easy, i can run forever! ow my knee! still hurts now and then years later. moves fine though. ironically my mom did the same thing about five years before. basically "exercise" is dumb, just walk around at random
are beanies cute? are beanies back?
I have come to the conclusion after years of research that human beings of the male persuasion are infact attractive in a delicate way
i just extrapolated and marinated my brown boy legs. who's going to give me attention?
watching The Evil Dead tonight bros.I like the spooky pov of whatever was crawling through the swamp with the spooky music.>"don't let the noise fool you girls this thing is solid as a rock!">pieces of the bridge fall off>back wheel falls through bridge>ash opens the door>looks at the floor>does not do the dinosaur
Good morning lads, have you gone out and supported President Trump today Americans?
oh no! they found the monsterfucker doujinshis!! and the skull dildo from bad dragon!!!
>tfw no bf that appreciates my miniature painting
>sleep 8 hours feel bad and have a headache from "oversleeping">sleep 3 hours wake up chipperStupid ass brain, ugh. I guess I can always take a nap later if needs be.
i give The Evil Dead a 1/10 for story cohesiveness and plot 6/10 for acting 7/10 for funny momentsa 10/10 for music and 11/10 for special effects that may not look realistic but do look cool af
i chose not to play residents evil so i could watch this movie, not entirely sure im satisfied with that decision but at least it's something off my to watch list crossed off.
>>79182458I can't be in a relationship so seducing anyone would be pointless you retard, that's what I'm saying
>tfw no e-bf to make me feel loved and sleep on my thighs
Le bump for the dying fandom, are gays passe?
chocco bar coffee and a cig for breakfast
>>79185250>i give The Evil Dead a 1/10 for story cohesiveness and plotyeah pretty fair, it's a bit of a cliche with the whole "buncha kids go on a trip and then hellfuck demons come to kill them" for some reason my my memory decided to play a game on me and I thought it was the first film where certain non spoiler tragic losses happened, I have a tendency to like a film better if there are actual losses because I feel like it sets a nice feeling of "okay so bad shit does happen in this film"
>>79183841benis heh
>>79185432That's different and you know it. Seducing someone being pointless and impossible are two different things. You are not smart but you are a liar. Spineless.
>>79184079why is everyone else so lucky you all have a clean non hairy body naturally
>>79182458I gotta agree with meow here, him attracting the attention of loony losers who wanna abuse and sexualise him is not the same as "seducing" someone and getting into a relationship.Anyone who posts here enough is gonna get one or two people who lust over them.
>>79185443Do you want him to sleep on your virtual thighs or something?
I like how the moment meow comes back people start arguing.r9gay is a funny bunch.
>>79184972well, go ahead and show us some of them
year and a half ago I went to the barber and got a haircut, he said he "needed to trim my hairline a bit because I have hair loss" so I was like okay npfast forward to current day and it turns out my hairline was fine and now the front third of my hair is 2/3rds the length of the rest of my hair and I can't fucking tie it for another 6 months of growing it out
>>79186912without another 6 months of growing it out*
>>79186743I never said it isn't different, just that it wouldn't achieve anything so I won't botherWhy whine just for the sake of whining? Consider shutting up>>79186775This too also people who simp for me here did move on and would do so just as well in a irl situation>>79186800It's so hard being so annoying meow
It's not over until the final bell sounds. The only way to lose for sure is to give up before that. If you do so the pain and punishment stops but you don't get the rewards for eventually winning. The thing is, winning is not guaranteed: you can only increase your chances with factors under your control. Is it worth it?
>>79187124no please proceed to kill yourself now instead of asking the same meaningless question while doing nothing with your life
ive been pretending to be gay for over 4 years now. drugs and lgbt are my only ways to make friends. all i do all day is day dream on walks or my room. theres no incentive to know me except when i share drugs or pretend to be a suffering gay person.
>>79187124platitudes
commence nuzzling in 3... 2... 1...
>>79187155I'm doing something with my life and I don't ask the same question over and over again. Take your meds or get that sand out of your filthy gaped bussy.
guys guys life is so meaningless guys do I put everythin on the line and throw myself into the wolf pit like the shonen anime character or do I just le give up and kill myself guys? is worth it? what's the IMDB rating of life??
>>79187124Well trying is certainly better than doing nothing. You gotta do something, right?
you're not him bro you're not le guts le naruto fighting ur inner demons you're either fighting commute and getting to college or fighting commute to get to walmart and be a cashier it ain't that serious fr
>tfw you make schizo lose his shit and have a mental breakdown with one post without even tryingMaybe I am the protagonist
>>79187328>make schizo lose his shit and have a mental breakdownit's not exactly a high bar and I'm unsure why you would find joy in it
I know it's not a high bar but if I said that in my post that would make it longer and not as funny>why you would find joy in itBecause it's funny
>>79186773if i don't shave for a few days i start looking like a sasquatch
Cat napping > Kidnapping
I don't understand why women complain about being treated as sex objects, I got a huge raise because my boss fucked me and I think it's pretty cool.
>>79187348Ah sweet a schizo meltdown
>>79188192You mean you're a bottom and let your boss fuck your bussy in exchange for a raise?
If you wanna msg me on discord, heres my acc->ampersandfox
>>79188313>fuck your bussyYes, after eating my ass to be precise.
>>79188619What's your relationship with your boss like after the fact? Do you still fuck him or is it awkward at all?
Attack, attack, attackAdmit nothing, deny everything Never admit defeat, always claim victory
>>79189228Bitch bitch bitchCry over nothing, act hystericalNever use your brain, always start problems
I'm horny but I don't wanna have sex or even jack off really it's all so tiring
>tfw no bf who doesn't mind that I go nonverbal when sad
I can't talk when in emotional distress but that's mostly because I am trying not to cry (I'm scared)
>Tfw no bf to nuzlocke Pokemon games with.
>>79189767i like doing this and battling after each gym. could have a rule where the loser has to trade his highest lv pokemon for the winner's lowest lv in party. but that might create bad blood....ive done emerald and leafgreen a few times but ive never managed to get through a colosseum nuzlocke despite a few tries. double battles hard.
Just finished reading Saya No Uta. I need to lie down and think.
Saya no uta is great meow especially the steam version
>>79189935i pirated it from gog unlocked desu. i really enjoyed it however.
>>79189949Iunno which version gog has but I just mean that the censored version is better
>>79190058oh it was the uncensored one, idk i skimmed the h scenes anyway still reading most of them. was just the easiest version i found to pirate really
What has happened toThe friend that I once knewHas he gone away? https://youtu.be/-kU-jz8rVzw?si=18mU23di7gKSrFH9
I'm kinda bitter for being broken beyond repair before I even had the chance so there isn't anything to look back upon and work towards
>>79189854Last Pokemon game I nuzlocked as platinum and that was years ago now.I don't have enough motivation to finish a hardcore nuzlocke by myself :(.
feel like its time to break up with my gf
Dubs and I start feeding my psychotic tendencies to escape my bland meaningless life into schozophrenic delusions in a search for meaninghttps://youtu.be/9OSdONDO6bo
>>79190485Just have sex and try dating someone already annoying vocel whore
>>79190497Not possible meow how many times do I have to say it
>>79190371i have a gba emulator on my phone, highly recommended anti scrolling measure. i cycle between nuzlockes and fire emblem, and ive still never finished a fire emblem game. le hard.
>>79190513You've already had dozens of simps and men showing interest in you and you refused all of them stop being a bitch and try one of them
>>79169524>you guys actually wear socks inside the fucking house? no>do you also sleep in a full outfit too instead of removing anything other than your boxers?yespeople who sleep undressed are insane
>>79190531You don't need to explain why it's impossible, I obviously know why I said that I can't retard
>>79190520I tried playing emerald recently and I couldn't get through it. I just don't have the motivation anymore.I did get through a Heartgold and Red playthrough last year, but those weren't nuzlockes, just with some difficulty rules added.
>>79190552>>79190513>pretending that the whore of helsinki can't get laid
>>79190619I definitely could at least get into the situation but it would only make my life worse and I don't particularly want sex
>>79190646Use it to get a bf
>>79190663I can't. Stop pestering me about this stupid shit
I see now why meow left. People just won't stop arguing over nothing.Don't feel the trolls!
>>79190666>vocel whore refuses to have sex or get a bf then cries when he doesn't have one
>>79190703he actually stopped posting because hes studying which is why he still comes back and posts anytime he has free time.
>>79190703Meow I'm just tired and stuff>>79190707Yawn>>79190733I mean yeah but I've also been doing stuff like miniatures and gaming more
>>79190703i dont know if youve been reading the last few days but thats never going to stop with or without any particular poster
>>79190815Yeah he was saying that's exactly the reason why someone wouldn't wanna be here
>>79190788You should rest meowsers. How's school? Everyone has been saying that's the reason you've been gone.>>79190815Yup, it's unfortunate.
>>79190853Alr I guess I'm almost done with the first course I'm feeling kinda stressed about it overall since I'm still mentally ill and having to work at the same time is pretty draining idk I just wanna chill out man
>>79189634Average r9gay anon. The amount of self sabotaging and low self esteem that goes on here is funny.
>>79190879Sounds tough but I believe in you meow! Fighto fighto!
>>79190925True but not like that's somehow separate from rest of my problems meow>>79190952Yeah we'll see what the doctor says getting that schizophrenia diagnosis would be kinda funy lowkey
>>79190602yeah i was taking screenshots throughout mine with the idea to post a narrative of it to tumblr or something. i never did but i guess thats why i was motivated. with fire emblem i still have the motivation of finishing one at least once ever.
I barely slept last night, felt tired and shitty the whole day mostly due to poor meal planning (one super large meal for lunch after skipping breakfast and now dinner that caused the ongoing stomach ache). I could've spent the day so much better but I'm somewhat pleased with wha I done. 4/10
I'm an annoying retarded helpless child I need a bf who treats me like their kid meow making sure I eat and tucks me in and shi
>>79190962Damn... Well autism and schizophrenia are more common together than you'd think. At least with a schizo diagnosis you could get some neetbux, maybe? >>79190964Not a bad idea, maybe I will try Emerald again. Sigh, it's all so troublesome.
>>79191064Idk it's all so tiresome I just wanna sleep forever
>>79191110Wouldn't that be nice. But nice things rarely happen, so we gotta keep fighting.
The cute blonde cashier came back to the nearby store yay maybe I should get some meaning to my life by stalking him>>79191123Killing myself would fix the problem tho that's relatively easy
>>79191176Yeah but I don't think you should do that cos it's bad or something and who else is gonna be my autistic schizophrenic thread friend on r9gay if not meow???
>>79191198Thanks for trying but I'm tired of living just for the sake of others having a clean conscience nothing will ever be okay
>tfw no masculine insecure bottom bf
>tfw not masc enough to be masc and not fem.enough to be femThus all I am is garbage meow
>>79191253You're literally fem enough to constantly be mistaken for a tranny every time someone sees your picture
>>79191226Well that's okay, I am just trying to cheer you up a little. Remember that you become what you feed your mind.>>79191253What a coincidence, me too! Anyway meow goodnight I am going to sleep snork mimimimi.
You're not garbage you're just a tranny
reminder meow is the owner of ugliest oc feet posted in this thread
>>79191268Not fem enough to be attractive to people who like that and definitely not masc enough for masc lovers>>79191269Yay.>>79191277What's the difference besides I have a shitton more wrong with me than just being gnc you obsessed chudtatd
>>79191291>I have a shitton more wrong with me than just being gnc you obsessed chudtatdYeah like having a fat ugly head
>>79191330Yawn Why are you so obsessed even idgi honestly
>>79191332Why are you so sensitive about your fat ugly pie shaped head?
>>79191360Sensitive topic I see
>>79191064i got a shiny butterfree the last time i played emerald, and it lived through the whole nuzlocke. got off several compoundeyes sleep powders in situations where death was the alternative. miracles are real!
>>79191419or wait i think that was probably leafgreen. nonetheless. it was epick.
>tfw anon making fun of bunnymutt and meow head shapes has a head shape like a rugby ball
>>79191253You are just addicted to feeling pitty for yourself that you would turn any physical feature into a negative one. Crybaby bitch.
>>79191403Not for this "chudtatd">>79191439Never mentioned bunny take your meds
>>79191455Okay doesn't mean I'm right 'sides I am so cry about it bitch>>79191470Ok esl scuggot
>meow sticks his fat retarded dysgenic moon head into the thread for the first time in days just to cry over everything, complain about his pronouns, and call other posters chud
You're the one making a scene tho lol dishonest retard
If you keep calling me retard I'm going to report you to the helsinki mcdonald's upper management for mistreating your customers
>>79191614Do you know what a customer is you giant fucking assclown
>>79191635I asked for a bic mac an hour ago you bpd freak
>>79191635I could be a customer so you don't know that and you just potentially called one of your customers an "assclown"
>>79191644Okay not my problem I'm off the clock dumbass>>79191662Not how it works
>>79191692and you'll be staying off it, you're fired
>>79191176>meow is mexican now
>>79191706Not how it works sweetheart>>79191724Wdym
>>79191534He was here yesterday desu meow
>>79191756Was I? Can't remember
>>79191739>Not how it works sweetheartYeah because in reality he's gonna get fired for being a mentally deranged tranny not for the ugly shape of his head or calling his customers retards and assclowns
>>79191739Stalking blond boys and obsessing over them is a mexican thing to do
>>79191759Your brain is mush. You been snorting too much cum instead of smoking kush.
>>79191762You're still not a customer retard can you get some better jokes>>79191764Why? Idgi
