fishing with boyfie editionlast: >>79212625
Does anyone remember the fishautist who wanted to fuck fish from early this year or last 2023?
Is it true that bpdemons are like vampires and you shouldn't invite them inside ever?
I'm not gay but I just wanted to pop in and say hello fellas!
going to a skate park today. should i wear>oversized black t-shirtor>tight pink t-shirtand>short black shortsor>medium pink shorts
I hope the autist who comes here to say hi is the biggest faggot there is and should remove himself from existence
>>79233565hey cutie. watcha up to?
Best part of my walks hands down is seeing and petting cute stray cats. Today I briefly got to play with two at the same time. Both were adorable ^_^
>>79233583Playing Kingdom Hearts!
I hope that anon who replies back to him like a faggot does in a car crash
>>79233606Yeah that's pretty fucking gay
>>79233573I would get breaten to death if I wore anything pink, so go for it and enjoy every moment!
>>79233606why do you keep coming back here if you're supposedly straight and how do you know you're straight?
>>79233612Aw man >>79233644Just to pop in and say hello!
>>79233661ok but like whyand answer the question
>one chance at life>can't call 3ds "mommy" in personit's not fair
>>79233669>ok but whyBecause I like being friendly and saying hello and also you guys compliment me >answer the questionI know i'm straight because I'm not attracted to men.
>tfw day 147 without tasting bunnymutts warm yellow pee pee
>>79233680what do you want to call a man "mommy"
should i even TRY getting a bf if im bpd? i think regular sex would fix me but im afraid of ppl
BUNNYANON WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY ARE YOU BACK MAKING WEIRD POSTS
>you guys compliment meAlmost as if I tell you moronic n words to ignore people like this and now you have straightscum and troons running this thread. Die to death every one of you enablers.
>>79233573pink hoodie, oversized grey or black cargo pants and conversebonus points for earrings
how do i gain the trust of stray cats? will catnip work?
>>79233795Is it really that bad? I'll stop if you want anon I don't want to be a bother.
We live in a world where any information is just few clicks away and readily accessible, so of course that would impact your memory. Why remember anything if you can look it up in 0.1 seconds?And if you're stuck in a situation where you're powerless to do anything remembering daily events that piss you off serves no purpose. Except maybe as self harm. So you apathymaxx and ignore everything around you. Forget about anything just minutes after it happened.The end result is not being able to remember things even if you want to and then you realize you turned yourself into a retard.
>>79233573>tfw no qt skating bf who wears pink with me Why live on this gay earth anymore without this
>>79233556there are good bpdemons and I would argue that at least 50% of them are actually good bpdemons, the ones that were more often on the receiving end of whatever abusive experiences they've had but bpd is just villified because of all the bad examples out there
>tfw no bf to nurse back to health after he wipes out at the skate park.
>>79233879But every bpdemon I've seen here is soulless attentionwhore with zero care for anyone's emotional wellbeing, preoccupied with themselves and their needs. They aren't human, they don't have empathy or care for others, just see them as prey. Just like vampires but less cool.
>>79233914perhaps that's an indicator of the fact that 4chan users are wolf in sheep's clothing, and that people whom have a past of being abused are less likely to put themselves out there trying to get to meet new people given their poor experiences in the past?
kinda like how dating apps might have the prettiest looking people on there yet the majority of them are garbage human beans
I think the majority of people are trash and always have been trash deep down, it's just the modern era means that they aren't afraid to open about it.
that is correct yeah, the majority of the behaviors that we'd consider trashy just stem from internal primal instincts that a lot of people didn't care to grow out ofconsumerism, being extremely low effort, wanting none of the bads but all the goods, no self reflecting etc all just uncivilized animal behavior
>tfw bunnymutt will never come back to reply and give his opinion on your pee pee postsimagine your having a nice warm bath one day and then bunnymutt walks up with his fat pastey white dwarf feet and says hello through his nasally crooked nosed voice then he proceeds to unzip his pants and take a large pee all over your bath and then your left bathing in bunnymutts warm pee pee bath water
>>79233783Henlo to you too!Took a break from 4chan to focus on some personal computer projects (and because anons bullied me).Came back because I got a job for which I need an outlet to "decompress".But I shouldn't stay for too long as I have plans to replace this thread with something else in my life. Although I must say, there sure are a lot of cuties here...
Most people need learn to be comfortable when theyre alone. I don't know what's the issue but why isn't it enjoyable for them to be alone in their room/house? My aunt just told me I should come to the living room just so it feels like we aren't alone.
Considering going out and buying a tub of ice cream to eat for dinner to hopefully help the tooth last until monday. At the same time I don't really want ice cream for dinner.
>>79234216What job did you get? I can't believe it. How bad is your ocd these days? d-did you see any cuties o-or found a suitable boyish boyboy for you? What do you want to replace this thread with? And lastly why are you so adorable >_<
>>79234311>my teeth are rotting and falling out>i need to buy and eat an entire tub of ice cream to save my teeth
>>79234216Hurry your fucking plans up will you, you aren't even the most annoying person in the thread any more so you're literally nothing but a bad smell
what does bunnyanon think of 3ds making a vocaroo saying he is a dirty little spic and exchanging lewd vocaroos on s4s?
>>79234337well if I bite down hard I might break this tooth so bad it can't be saved. something soft like ice cream would minimize this risk and hopefully allow the tooth to last until Monday's dentist appointment.
Vagueposting is bad and if you're doing it you're not bf material>>79233955I think dating should be text based and you only see how your match looks month after the fact or something (you can ask for self description and stuff)
This the bosnian pedo? I feel like there are 3 rabbit related personalityfags here.
breaking up with my bf as soon as he turns 17
Head is sore. I will Kill Myself
>>79234454bunnymutt/meow-esque post
>>79234484Are your experienced cocksucker jonah? I forgot your normalfag backstory
>>79234367you could also eat hummus or applesauce.
>>79234548He's a non virgin bf haver that's an attention whore with dirty gross feet but really cute hair and face
>>79234561His mom never made hummus or applesauce = he will never do it, don't waste your breath>>79234566Did he ever post his face? Did he actually suck pp before?
>tfw no canadian bf who is a skinny midget twink and simps for femboys
>>79234588make it? all he has to do is buy it. He isn't making the ice cream himself.
>>79234338Who is most annoying poster here? Can you do your top 5 worst posters?
>>79234602His mom never bought it either = he will never try itThe fat neet is still living under his mom's booth, her fat ass controlling him from beyond the grave.
>>79234617>meow>bunnyanon>all tripfags tied>me>you
>>79234454Gay DiCaprio
personality: boyish (bratty)meds: boyish (Prozac)feet: boyish (moisturized & exfoliated)hair: boyish (moppy)skin: boyish (creamy-brown)desktop: boyish (absent)fashion: boyish (twinky)voice: boyish (hot)greatest fear: boyish (job interviews)hobbies: boyish (games & music)...
>>79234630 you don't know any posters except bunny and meow, do you?
>>79234629I did eat applesauce but not since I was a child. Probably just going to make a large batch of instant potatoes and gravy for dinner. I managed to have sausage and toast (albeit on a lower setting than I normally do) for breakfast just fine so I might just being too cautious and the tooth is stronger than I thought.
>>79234588He posted his hair and eyes and said he had a bf that used and fucked him but they split>>79234596I don't think canada simp is going to come back and have sex with you meow no matter how much you post about him
>>79234653All the others are either absent often enough to be forgettable or not bad enough to make the list
Why is bunny such a bpdwhores? Did he get dutchies nudes yet?
If canadiansimp came back he would absolutely simp for meow not the other way around>>79234657
noooooooo dutchie don't talk about Jesus again aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>79233522>fishing with boyfie editionFishing is very relaxing, I'd like to someday go night fishing with my fbf
Let's play a game of flaring up bunnys ocd. Remember that his triggers are religious imagery, right wing talking points and men older that 12
>he is going to make a batch of marinated flies for dinner
>>79234703Okay okay, I'm leaving
>>79234684No one likes meow not even the simp there's no way he would ever
>>79234657Hair and eyes =/= face, I thought you mean full face pic
nooooo you boyish boysnian boyboy please boycome boyback we need a boytrollable boyboy
>>79234390>I think dating should be text basedthat's a really inverted idealistic take, texting dehumanizes the act of socializing because your body is meant to release certain hormones that help make it easier to empathize and connect with people when you're in person, none of which happen through texting which is partly why people are so hostile on the internet
>>79234722You do remember bunnymutt getting so obsessed he wanted to fly to meet him, romanin stalking him in the archives and many other cases or did you miss those episodes? You not liking meow doesn't mean no one does
>>79234756No I was there for that but blocked them out because I hate bunny as well
>>79234737I personally find it easier to connect to people thru text as being around them irl releases so called anxiety hormones and I don't like being stared at. It's easier to talk while doing other things too. It's just superior in so many ways. If you use it as an excuse to be mea you're just a shit human.
>>79234777I think if you have anxiety bad enough that you prefer texting over being in person then dating shouldn't even be on your list of things to do
>>79234773But you like Canada? He was just like bunnymutt. They even started posting around the same time...
>>79234791I don't like canadasimp I'm just saying he doesn't like meow and bunnymutt is not canada simp, there is no relation and no proof just because they share some physical characteristics like height and weight does not mean it's the same person or the fact they started posting at the same time.
>>79234834I don't think he dislikes meow either and he is a simp for t boys so...
>tfw no r9gay historian bf
>>79234787Have you ever heard of this cool thing of getting to know someone and taking it slow before eventually meeting up in person? What a weird concept! Ps. Dating isn't even on my list of things to do but I would handle it just fine I'm not retarded unlike most of r9k
>>79234927>Have you ever heard of this cool thing of getting to know someone and taking it slow before eventually meeting up in person?that's called edating in which the statistical chances of thing actually ever working out is astronomically lower compared to just getting to know someone in personplus what even is "taking it slow"? let's not act like there's all THAT much to get to know about someone unless you want to learn everything that ever happened in their lives, the only thing that really matters is getting along
>>79233914That's not true though, how surprising that a bpd demonizer thinks that not liking being mistreated makes you a bad person
>>79234899He never said he liked t boys and meow is technically a t girl since he's a dude pretending to be something else
>>79234965That's not how it works at all, can you stop obsessing about trannies when you don't know anything about them
>>79234965Femboys will troon out, they always do
>>79234987So now that you've just exposed yourself as a tranny that's obsessed with canada care to elaborate on that?
Meow can someone give me attention waa waaMy gender is a pathetic faggot btw my pronouns are stupid/whore
>>79235022How is it an expose if I have always maintained that I am a tranny and what does canada have to do with it
>>79234951>that's called edating in which the statistical chances of thing actually ever working out is astronomically lower compared to just getting to know someone in personIs this why so many relationships work out long term? Lmao>let's not act like there's all THAT much to get to know about someoneYes there is? How can you be attracted to someone without knowing them? Maybe that's why most relationships don't work huh>>79234953No one said anything about mistreatinf bpdemons, they are the ones mistreating others. Just like you imagine my shock. Now is your que to play the victim waaah waaah
>>79235045Why do you keep posting about canada simp when he never talked to you and doesn't even post anymore?
>>79235055He cries out as he hits you. Almost like gaslighting is abuse too. I can't speak for others but I have always just responded in kind to people like you being mean. Hypocrite whore.>>79235062I don't? What are you babbling about?
>>79235072No one is mean to you first. Posts unrelated to you trigger you and you start abusing anons for using the wrong word. You are garbage human.
>why dont you like furies and trannieshttps://youtu.be/G66WPV7rum8?si=ejg6rmR2Buv-GcTJ
>>79235122>I just said all people like you should be killed! I wasn't talking to you specifically!Sorry for not liking being dehumanized. I'm sorry for my crime of thinking people talking about me like I should die is bad. Hypocrite liar whore.
>>79235055>How can you be attracted to someone without knowing them?perhaps because I'm not a shallow naive idiot that confuses identity with superficial characteristics of people you morons have this false idea of identity where you think getting to know someone is about the music they like, the films they watch the games they play and the background they come from, though it's the furthest you can get away from realitydating someone is about few things, getting along in the moment, being able to fill in for each other's shortcomings and having matching lifestyles, goals and expectations. And most importantly both your and the other person's reactions to adversity and how you hold up when things get roughsuperficial things can change and background can and often are lied about, it's so easy for anyone to walk up to another person and present a completely false background and a fake character that retards like you would fall in love with, only to later realize that superficial characteristics don't hold up like the immediate characteristics of a person, then again you're probably a virgin loser with zero dating experience so what's the point explaining all this
>>79235072Why do you make posts pretending to be another poster then when you get correctly called out as meow you pretend that you aren't meow and you didn't make those posts?
>>79235128>this one person is shit so everyone who shares these characteristics I cherrypicked is just as badGenuinely negative intellect take
>>79235153What are you talking about? You're making no sense. you wishing I said something doesn't change reality. Grow a spine.
>>79235171Bunny and canada simp will never have sex with you btw keep seething
>>79235183Okay? Why should I care? Is your best really playground insults?
>>79235147>perhaps because I'm not a shallow naive idiot that confuses identity with superficial characteristics of people>falls in love without knowing anything about his bf
>>79235191I like how you were pretending to be someone else and not meow for the entire conversation until I mentioned something negative about trannies then you instantly threw a tantrum and gave up
>>79235215No, you were talking to someone else, I just interjected to correct you because you were saying something deeply retarded. Hope this helps.
>>79234566>He's a non virgin bf haverlol? i've had sex once in my life. i wasn't his boyfriend, we weren't boyfriends like that. he had sex with me, used me then left me.. i was like 15. can't disagree on attention whore with gross feet however>>79234588i've posted my eyes and hair but i've posted my face in discord servers
Meow waa where bf waa sad waa where bf waa waa
>>79235142You are a piece of shit all the time so it's justified. You should die, isn't that the advice you give to other suicidal people hypocrite bad faith whoREEEE>I just said all people like you should be killed! I wasn't talking to you specifically!Can you explain how a post not directed at you in particular is abuse? How am I abusing or mistreating anyone? Lol
>>79235269No I'm not, I'm just acting based on how I'm treated. You're proving my point again. I just explained. Learn to read fucktard.
>>79235292 You were mean to me plenty of times for no reason so not like I care about being nice to you. Maybe people like you get demonized for being demonic? Ever thought of thatYou literally had anons try to be helpful during your meltdowns and you insult them lmao
>>79235342Or maybe there was a reason? Almost like that's what a meltdown is. It's easy to talk shit when you don't know what it feels like.
>>79235369I don't know how it feels like to want to be mean to people trying to help no
>>79235343Help my tranny egf is being harassed by the women hating catposter
>>79235422Yeah because wanting to be mean is the neutral state for you lmao
>>79235198no see here's the thingI come from a very rich family, though unfortunately my dad decided to go on business ventures when I was 3 years old and borderline bankrupted us, and as a result I grew up in middle class public schools but I'm also highly educated in physics and physiology and other academic matters as well as philosophyokay didn't like that one? here's a different oneI come from a middle class family but when I was growing up we were pretty poor and I grew up around junkies doing all sorts of criminal activities and dealing drugs in a gang, I killed a guy when I was 17 and then I killed another guy when I was 19, I got away with both murders and eventually my family's finances recovered and I managed to get away from those environments and now I'm leading a pretty healthy normal lifesee what I mean? both of these are backgrounds and both of them are equally meaningless and could very well be fabricated, as long as I care to make a turning point that ties it into my current life both of them would "work" because there would be no way for you to go back in time and prove them right or wrong, they don't tell anything about who I really am *for you*, in which case the only thing that matters is how I behave in the present
>>79235450No I treat everyone who isn't a piece of shit nicely. Be nice get treated nice, it's that simple
>>79235235No, I was talking to you. You just threw a tantrum when I started insulting trannies. Hope you get help.
>>79235474Wow I do the same yet you are hating on me how shocking that you are a liar>>79235482>Lies to himself for his ego>Says I should get helpLol
>>79235512>Obsesses over other posters>Is a fat ugly trannyDilate
>>79235470I don't care about your schizo stories, PXLwhore. You are too braindead to have an actual conversation so I won't even read your babblings. Instead I'll just say it's easy to notice someone's personality by how they act even if it's text. Jokes they make, the passionate way they talk about their hobbies, even images they use: it's all signifiers of who they are. If you can't discern someone's personality based on their posts for example, you are just dumb plain and simple. You can't hide who you are for long. You act a certain way and it comes out after a while. You are much dumber than you think.
>>79235559I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm not your favorite micro e-celebrity, I suggest you stop being a chronically online niggerfaggot and touch some fucking grass
>>79235558You're the obsessed one tho lol probably ugly too since you force it on me so hard despite there being evidence to the contrary>>79235559What's pxl
>>79235512But you don't do the same thing, you just say you do but I can see your posts so I know you're lying. Or delusional. Probably both but mostly delusional, I don't think you're smart enough to be aware of how shitty you are to random strangers most of the time.
>>79234656i love instant potatoes especially with cheddar cheese melted in
>>79235581Pxl stands for first three letters in filenames a known schizoposter uses
>>79233522I took my boyfriend fishing the week before last and he caught his first fish, in so proud of him
>>79235618I fucked your bf before you met him and he still sends me nudes
>>79235582>Nuh uhTry harder bitch. I'm shitty to shitty people in response. Them being too full of themselves to admit fault doesn't make them innocent.>>79235616I see
>>79235581>despite there being evidence to the contraryThere's evidence of your fat tranny head and evidence of you being overweight neither of which are a good thing
>>79235632You started your career here by being antagonistic for attention as it gets you off, weirdo. Historical revisionism
>>79235706Like a child repeating something they desperately want to be true yawn
>>79235712>Twisting the facts to support your point >Blaming me of historical revisionismLmao, lol
>>79235713Like a fat tranny desperately denying the truth cope
>>79235764And more playground insults yawn
What if meow was the good guy all along
>>79235821And more meow tranny delusion seethe
>>79235828No I am a shit person but I am not incabable of empathy or evil on purpose meowMental illness is a reason, not a justification>>79235877Meow
whats for dinner on this lovely evening?
>>79235894mike hawk
Uh oh stomach hurts again tonight. Maybe I should just drink water :(
>lmao, lol, lmao, lol, lolmaogod please go back to xitter you wannabe egirl, you don't get to pull off "I'm so sarcastic and nonchalant" when you're just an ugly fat tranny
>>79235884>Mental illness is a reason, not a justificationWell at least you admit being a tranny is a mental illness and why you act like this
>>79236098>>79236139Why are you so obsessed lol its embarrassing
>waaah waah when is the new donkey Kong game coming outYou know you can just play nikpderiko, right? (It's pretty good)
Meow when you beg for a bf can you at least present a cute type of bf or scenario in a tfw format? Least then it would be cute. Sincerely a concered anon.
>>79236258Yes, you being obsessed with "chuds" and canada simp is embarrassing
good day r9gay! i woke up at 3pm took a shower and came down to see that the dog pizzed and sharted all over the house. im recovering in my room rn but about to have chinese food before cleaning it up.
clean up first, lazy, don't eat with dog shit particles in the air.
Feeling pretty stuck again but I don't think I should ask for help since it is my fault this time, I am feeling lazy.I will try to get up by myself, but you can call me names or slurs if you want to, that would help me, I am being an idiot.
Started Starsector tonight and I'm already trading in organs along with other contraband. Pirates seem to really like buying organs
>>79236272Thinking about being lovey dovey feels bad so I don't wanna and I can't imagine being in a relationship meow
Love pints and cute boys. Hate trannies. 'Nuff said
I ate the potatoes but I'm still so hungry. It's going to suck having to wait to at least Monday to eat properly.
>>79236717Beware of the outlying star systems and rescue signals
>>79236757Too right. Just common sense innit
>>79236757Ah fockin ate pakis
I've heard that norfen britbongs say 'nuff said while soufern ones say innit, can our britbong confirm?
>>79236869Southerner and I hear people say both. Not me though, I've always be told to use propa english
>>79236845Just commen fucking sense lad.>>79236857Send them back where they fucking came from. Even the kingsmill is halal now, the fucking kings bread.>>79236869Yeah, northeners would say 'Nuff instead of enough unlike southeners, but innit isn't exclusive to southeners.t. northerner who unironically uses innit in day to day conversation
The United States Postal Service has delayed my package.
why don't you two bongs use that vaunted public transit of yours and go meet up and fug?
>>79236946I'd gladly bf drunl britanon if he wasn't such a shy little boy.
Another day another beautiful r9gay thread
story on a starvation diet, maybe he'll turn out bfable after this?
>>79236946I don't think anyone has spoken highly of our public transport for decades. Its mostly shit and expensive outside of a few cities
>>79237022>another beautiful r9gay threadWould be if meow hadn't posted
>>79236946i'm too shy to meet any anons. maybe if i become good enough friends with one i'd go on a day out with one
>>79237036Americans can be amazed by all public transport , I went to the city once and rode a subway thing and it was like a magical fairy tale except stinky and people were trying to sell me stuff
I have never ridden public transit in my life. City buses exist but you have to basically be destitute to use them.
>>79237076>it was like a magical fairy tale except stinky and people were trying to sell me stuffSee the public is the problem with public transport. Travelling when everyone is at work can be quite relaxing but rush hour is painful to be apart of
>>79237118the kinds of 'people' you want to avoid on public transit don't work. In many ways traveling at rush hour is better because you're just one face in a crowd and don't stand out.
>>79237037Have you considered not giving me attention if you want me to stop Posting
>>79237143Have you considered not being a disgusting repulsive freak?
>>79236835what about a heaping helping of scrambolled eggs?
had mcdonalds twice today. just had a large fries and diet coke the first time. second time i also had a hamburger. zooted off my nuts on the coke, literally rattling in my clothes.
If I got killed I wonder if my cat would avenge mehttps://youtu.be/EtXdg3d8j6M?si=Iaba-eCig0JeGCGg
>>79237301anon it was a diet coke......
>>79237321it was two large diet cokes, actually three cause i got an illegal refill the second time, and i'm small
I'm on about five or six diet cokes a day man... but I can handle it
God what I would give for a dbl qtr lber with cheese, but one I'm scared of e-coli and two my tooth. I'm pretty sure that would break it for certain.
>>79237336I didn't even know like fake sweeteners could make people react like that but I akso never thought about it. rattle on little friend
>>79237373wut? its the caffeine...and whatever trace of coke is in coke from the coca leaf extract that only they can legally use.
I think that a balanced diet of boy semen and boy pussy would be good for the health of my teeth
>>79237392there is caffeine in diet soda??? Ok sorry I think I am just a retard maybe
>>79237345the ecoli was only in the diced onions so just get a regular cheeseburger and youll be finei honestly find the larger mcburgers way too saucy and theyre often messily made. cheeseburger classic is best, and even hamburger is good as a rotation. if i want a bigger burger, for me its the checkers big buford.
>>79237404they used to make decaf diet coke also which came in golden cans but i dont think it exists anymore
>>79237423Yeah I vaguely remember those when I was a kid, for some reason I just forgot they put caffeine in soda maybe I can cope and say it's because I try to never drink it...
>>79237404About 30-40mg in most I think. Except for 7up free, crisp and clean and no caffeine >>79237423It still does here but I think you have to buy entire cases of it. Never see shops selling it now
>>7923744930-40mg in a can sure. im talking about a large cup, thats like what 5 cans? who the hell buys cans anyway theyre like a million dollars and so small.
>>79237532Cans are the best value at the grocery store I think where I live if you buy the bundle of them
>>79237537there is literally no way thats true, a 2 liter is like two dollars. now i understand not getting two liters cause it always goes flat before you finish. but thats why getting a large soda at mcd is best. its freshly dispensed as soda traditionally was by a jerk. soda wasnt originally a shelf stable product. its also the best value by far if its a mcd with a fountain in the dining area, because you can get free refills.
>>79237728The soda master I kneel
Is it okay to be a christian while also having a cute boywife and engaging in boy sex?
oh man...its 2 cups 1 egg time again
>tfw no bf to go for a bike ride with while the roads are clear
>>79237034not with your standards, especially not when he's getting the tooth fixed on monday (if the u.s. judicial system doesn't have other plans for him)
>>79236553no, because i don't deal with any of that stuff before ive gad a nice meal i refuse to. even tho it really made me want tk vomit while cleaning it up.
football cookies for game night
>>79238262I would eat one anon looks good :3
>>79238262ah, i see you're a patriots fan!jkjk i bet they taste great, are you going to decorate them with anything?
>>79238262Your cookies look nice, one or two might make any sort of football worth watching
>>79234667thank you for calling me a not bad enough little spic
got free vanilla perfume today and free coconut lotion for my feet/thighs/goon sessions
>>79238262unlike these desperate fucks I'm gonna keep it real chief those cookies look dry asf and disgusting, go get some fucking chocolate chips next time at least
>>79238646I'm pretty sure those are peanut butter you're not supposed to put chocolate chips in them ,,,,
>>79238690idgaf if it's peanut butter, that shit looks like a spoonful of sand brought from the sahara, probably has that nasty grainy texture too and just sucks up every drop of liquid available in your mouth after one singular bite
>>79238262vikings or rams' fan?
being nice is free by the way
Three episodes in and I'm enjoying GoT despite knowing how it ends. After season 5 I'm leaving it for Father Ted
Couldn't sleep since I hadn't eaten anything today so I made some rice balls yay now I have bekfost and lounch too yay meow now I feel comfy
>gay faggots when they get one single bad reply that's not sucking their dick off for making shitty cookies
>>79238794that's me but I didn't make the cookies I was just watching
>tfw no bf who makes me shitty cookies
>tfw no bf who shits cookies
tfw no bf made of cookie
does a 2 boys 1 cup video or something of that nature exist
>>79238806maybe grow a pair of balls haha lol maybe don't be a bitchmade sissy faggot that feels unhealthy levels of discomfort when people stop sucking on each other's cocks constantly maybe? lol? hurr durr guys guys please never ever ever argue or ever disagree or joke or banter around guys it reminds me of my mom and dad fighting wahwahh sadsies *starts crying pisses and shits his pants*
watching handegg is kinda a guilty pleasure of mine. I guess growing up in the midwest imparts it in you no matter if you turn out a fag.
Can someone threaten to beat me to death and then burn the corpse in the town square for making some delicious tuna mayo rice balls thanks in advance-Signed, Meow
>>79238815Getting flashbacks of that chick that wears a masquerade mask and bakes cookies using her own shit and sells them
>>79238262Kinetic sand the cookiet.rehash
I saw a possum earlier but it ran away before I could get my phone out to take a picture for you meow.
>>79238843I only ever enjoyed watching with my dad when he let me underage drink lol
>>79238870Yay what did they look like were they chubby skinny dirty clean softo ando wetto gou biond or perhapce coarse und dry did they have babies where were they going what were they doing did they react to you Possum....
>>79238898Do you think if a possum outside your house had Wonder of U you would kill yourself? (not mean real question)
>>79238898looked kinda rough, it was eating some cat food my neighbor puts out for strays. It was by itsself and it ran off into the bushes when it saw me.
>>79238915Your word order is a bit scrambled I don't get it sorry but if a possum was outside I would try to pet it even if I died after>>79238916Sadge!!! Hopefully they don't get into trouble
>>79238941the flow of calamity will prevent you from ever petting the possum anon.....
>>79238941nah it was heading away from the street and the backyard is big, might live out there.
>>79238941Holy shit meow fucking kill yourself, I hate you, fuck you faggot! Bitch! Motherfucker! I hope Russians invade your shitty country and make a video of them smashing your head open with a sledge hammer! Cunt!
Normally I would be against russians invading a european nation but since finns aren't european and come from russia I don't see a problem
>>79238959Where there's a frankly way too strong of an obsession there's a way meowI'd be happy just looking at them since I obviously wouldn't pet ems if they didn't want to be Petted's>>79238965Siella on talo, ja siella on kolo, ja possumin pehmoinen olo....Tiu tau tiu tau tili tali tittan>>79238967Meow SO true! Hopefully I get conscripted as a tupapillu/miinaharava>>79239013Hmm I think this has some historical inaccuracies
>>79239024Finns pretending to be european is a historical inaccuracy yes
>>79239096No you see europe just means a certain region in the world between the ural mountains, mediterranean sea and the Atlantic and finland just happens to be there, hope this helps
>>79239105No you see europe just means this large continent in the north, which finns don't belong or come from there, hope this helps.
>>79239121Why not? No one in europe comes from there, smartypants
Europe is just everything left of Asia until the ocean
Finland doesn't even exist, meow is a robot designed to fool us. open your eyes sheeple gaybots!
I don't believe any country exists outside of England, Finland is just as fictional as the rest
>>79239129Many races come from europe but finns not being one of them sorry
>>79239132Beep boop melt-down-inate>>79239156Kind of a sad world what would be innit>>79239159Why not
>>79236734You need to take a winter sabbatical, fight your nega emotions and change your outlook nya. Pic related desu ne.
>>79239181Because finns come from the center of russia and are mongolian just like the slavs
>>79239182I don't think I can meow sorry my brainnis grain>>79239202And?
>>79239210And that makes them not european since they are mongolian and not european
>>79239229But finland is in europe, I don't understand....
>>79239248But finns aren't from finland, you understand...
Most native Europeans were wiped out by the 'indo-europeans' who came from those same steps. Almost no one is indigenous to their current part of the world, they all moved or conquered it from someone else.
Except finns aren't european or indo european and aren't european in any form
>>79239156What the hell is this airstrip one bullshit?
>>79239252I don't think that is true, yuo see... The fin in finland comes from finns because that's where finns lived when finland was invented>>79239265Why not
at some point if you live in a place long enough it becomes yours and belongs to your people no matter where you originally came from.
>>79239254Except Basques.
>>79239280Meow it's time to accept the fact that you're a nigger
>>79239286How topical>>79239300I thought I was a jew and a mongolian meow
>>79239287how do we know they were the first to live in that area? maybe their ancestors conquered it from another group of pre-indoeuropean neolithic farmers?
>>79239311Just admitted you're a jewish mongolian nice
>>79239286yes sweden has always belonged to the muslims
>>79239210Spoken like a true robot, no chance of reprogramming ur brain.exe to intstall positivity.exe. Guess my graphics card and ram are better.
>>79239320I think he meant that the basques didn't come from the east>>79239322Because I am? Doesn't make me any less european.>>79239326This but 100% stone face unironically.
>>79239334Positivity aint free and ny brain isn't normal enough to afford it meow
>>79239286>>79239326Britain is now greater pakistan and canada is greater india and america is greater africa and italy is north africa and all of central and eastern europe is the middle east
>>79239343positivity may not be free but being nice still is
>>79239355Yeah meow I do try to be nice to people unless they do harm
>>79239326>>79239346if they mass migrate, wipe out or assimilate the native populations and live there for a few hundred years, then yes they would be.
>>79239379They will still never be white or european
>>79239412>WhiteTrue >EuropeanI don't get the gatekeeping. Are you even european yourself?
>>79239343Excuses like this are the chainlinks that bind you from having a positive outlook. Ohh well not like I can fix ur boken HDD
>>79238794Literally me fr fr no lie
>>79239421Yes I am european unlike meow
meow may not be european but that doesn't mean he's not cute
No, him being a fat ugly tranny is what makes him not cute
>>79239424Sorry for having a disorder I'll live a different less traumatizing life next time>>79239433Where are you from>>79239442I'm not cute I'm ebil and dangerious
>>79239459>Where are you fromAgartha
>>79239500That's not in europe, that's in the hollow earth. I'm starting to think you're a stoopid american or perhaps russian writing elaborate race fanfics to larp
>>79239459There is no other life. Ya only get one so I guess your just fucked lol.
>>79239524I can be european and still live in a hyperborea no nigger zone in hollow earth
4chan has an unhealthy obsession with race. I'm a mutt and kinda proud not knowing where my ancestors are from.
>>79239525You don't know that and so much for that positivity you like to preach lmao
>>79239539as a latino i want my white fbf to larp as a spanish conquistador conquering my bussy
>>79239538Agartha is full of ebonites though, yakub was exiled from there and created wypipo up here >>79239539I don't care about my ethnicity but it has been real interesting to hear what my dad has found about my ancestors via research back to the 1700s
>>79239566Agartha is underneath hyperborea and was founded and colonized by white aryans
>>79239581Not true, it was founded by fennic UrKhans before the hyperwar. Read more actual history and less ruZZian alt history slop
>>79239589Not taking history advice from a mongolian jew
>>79239611A jewish finn. My people were out there conquering the stars before your kind crawled out from the silt of the sea. I would pipe down were I you.
>>79239542No but I have faith and that's all ya need sometimes for comfort over ones mortality. I don't think saying anything more positive to you will do anything. I want you to stop having such a shitty view on your life but I can't do anything you won't let me nya.
>>79239633My people were out there building europe whilst yours were farming goats and camels in mongolia
>>79239648Why would I have a positive view on my life when there is zero reason to believe anything will work out based on experience >>79239653Delicious cope
>>79239670Bitter seethe
>>79239653you all were crouching around open fires in mud huts when the first civilizations were being built.
>>79239670Having a negetive outlook sure wont lead to anything good. A positive outlook will lead you to positive things but only if you put in the effort. Life is what you make it and basing it off the past is never a great idea. Live for today and the small things. Like pretty flowers or a great view of the sky.
>>79239686Actually my people were part of the roman empire since it's beginning and even before that had their own civilization
>>79239706I don't feel negative either, I just feel empty.. sometimes in a good way, like an singing bowl, clear and serene. Sometimes in a bad way, like a vertigo inducing bottomless hole. I can't choose to feel positive about it. "Positive thinking leads to positive outcomes" is bullshit. I was positive and hopeful once. Much good it did me. Optimism is a luxury you can only afford if you haven't been kicked in the head too much.
>>79239733Pray tell what your people are and if you have less than 5 percent or less than 1 percent of it
Thatch on my wrist, cutter my waist
>>79239751Already explained my people are aryan from a hyperborea no nigger zone
>>79239781But rome didn't have any hyperboreans? It was built by children of yakub.
>>79239744To feel empty in a good way is giving into madness and madness leads to the breakdown of your moral compass. Idk how much you have been kicked in the head but if ya can still post here you can change your outlook. You are trapped thinking nothing can go right and never feel fullfilled and you will by dwelling on your past. You either escape the past or it consumes you. Even I once had your outlook and felt empty in life. I pray to kami-sama you can change.
>>79239794I can't choose how to feel, how hard is that to understand? I could change my outlook if I had any reason to believe things could be better but they never change into any direction. It's all hollow. The only reason to say "you hold the keys to your own happiness" and other such bullshit is to pretend your happiness is something you achieved by working hard and anybody who isn't happy is just lazier and stupider than you.
Do you guys ever wonder if you're not really talking to meow but another poster larping as meow?
>>79239822no I would never reply to either anyway
>>79239806All of what you say are hard symptoms of madness. You are so dead set you can't control your own emotions and change your outlook and decide to take the path of the Sloth and call anything positive a pain to deal with. I can understand where your words come from but what you say does not make logical sense in this dimension we occupy. Accept you a wrong for once and maybe you will find the truth for yourself.
>>79239822There is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though you may read my posts and see (you)s touching your posts and you may even feel that our lifestyles are probably comparable I simply am not there.American psycho is about an extremely repressed self hating gay man btw
>>79239845You're just proving my point that you only care about feeling morally superior about things that are ultimately out of our control. I wouldn't dare to talk about truth if I were you. Then again it's not like your moral integrity seems all that sturdy so no wonder.
>>79239846American psycho is literally the complete opposite it was written by an extremely liberal faggot and made the main character/villain patrick bateman an amalgamation of everything he hates as a liberal american faggot which is why it resonates and connects with so many men
>>79239856How in any of what I said have I come off across as wanting to be morally superior? You are again just finding any bullshit way to prove your empty and madining way of thinking is right. Your taking the easy Sloth way of ignoring your problems.
>>79239872>Source: trust me broHave you seen a single thing Ellis has said about the book or even read it (or seen the movie for that matter) or are you just spitballing based on pure vibes
>>79239886This is so ironic it hurts. >How am I trying to be morally superior? I'm just saying you're lazy and bad because you aren't as happy as me and you chose it because you are lazy and stupid come ON
It's kinda funny how I wanna talk completely differently based on my mood I'm a nut I belong in a tree
>>79239900You are a Sloth but I never called you bad or some evil etinity. I just said your outlook is bad and I'm hopeing you change it for your own good. Hell I didn't even call you stupid you called yourself that. You are putting words in my mouth I never said so you can further justify your behavior. I hope you also know I prayed irl for u.
>>79239889Source Ellis said he was a faggot dozens of times and I've watched the movie and read excerpts from the book
>>79239938A mind that shifts with the winds of emotion is not madness, but the mark of being alive. Like a tree, your roots hold steady, even as your branches dance with the breeze.
>>79239960And then lying that you didn't do something you are doing just now. Justttt peachy.>>79239968Yeah, I know he's a faggot. I asked what's the source on the claim that Bateman is supposed to be an amalgamation of everything Ellis hates. You wouldn't have just said that without knowing if it's true, right? You wouldn't just lie like that.
>>79239992thank you for visiting the general confucious poster I am a huge fan
>>79239992If nothing about me is permanent or consistent I might just as well not exist at all
>>79239999A flame flickers and changes, yet it still gives light. To change is to live, for even in your shifting, there is truth.
>>79240017Okay then wise guy, draw a line in the waves of the ocean and show me where it is afterwards. The water remains, the line does not.
>>79239993Believe what you wanna belive. Not like your gonna belive me no matter what I say. Like Jesus the hebrews did not want to hear the truth after all.
i main the jets but my number twos are the steelers and the ravens. i only started watching football this year though. so i have to watch every game. to learn. preheat 3501 cup pb1 cup sugar(mix)1 egg(mix)form golf ball sized balls, arrange on parchment papered sheet pansquish flattish and score with fork (they dont spread hardly at all)bake 11 min, let cool on pan ~20 minmakes 1 dozen(this is too easy and will fatten you to know, sorry)in other news i saw a cool half of a bird the other day
>>79240030It's not a matter of belief although you backing up from a losing argument by saying "well nobody can say for sure" is just more fuel into the flames
>>79240024A line in the waves may vanish, but the hand that draws it endures. You are not the fleeting mark, but the one who creates. Even in the shifting tides, your presence shapes the water, leaving its own quiet trace.
>>79240050Yeah exactly, I am only defined by what others carve onto me, there is nothing inherent there and once the hand stops tracing the water becomes formless again
>>79239993A liberal faggot makes a book about an evil white man that hates homosexuals and jewish people and he's wealthy and greedy and he gets mad when people idolize him and his traits
>>79240077You can admit you were just spitballing, I won't laugh at you for being wrong. I will laugh at you for being stubborn though.
>>79240042I don't think you can put fuel into the flames itself. You can add fuel onto the flame though
>>79240095Thank you for this valuable and important post. You getting hung on a single letter misspelling is really meaningful and I'm genuinely sorry that I didn't spend more time correcting all the grammar mistakes you made during our conversation.
>>79240090You can admit you were wrong, I will still laugh at you for being a tranny though.
>>79240120Oh, it's you. Don't you ever get tired of spewing bullshit? Wouldn't it be nice to strive for truth every now and then?
>>79240112You are so very welcome and I am amazingly happy to have given you some valuable knowledge about how fueling a fire works. It just might save you if you get in a Jojos esc battle for survival
>>79240142I know how fire works. Are you an alcoholic?
>>79240129Oh, it's you. Don't you ever get tired of being a fat mentally ill tranny? Wouldn't it be nice to not be a pedophile every now and then?
>>79240169You tell me, mr. Schoolyard Rizzler
>>79240159No I am not an alcoholic. Just massively autistic and being ironic in a cool way.
>>79240188Okay good it seems you're having some issues with your mental faculties even without substance abuse so at least it could be worse I guess
I am getting used to leaving my room once a day , my dog is so sweet has always comes out to sit with me while I make food at 1am after everyones sleeping
Was anyone else molested/sexually abused as a child and think it might have played a part in your sexuality? Mind is spinning tonight.
>>79240229Do you think it matters if you can't change it anyway
>>79240229Nope not even a little, a guy just asked me out once and it sounded pretty cool never looked back
>>79240229I was never molested as a kid but I'm pretty sure other traumatic things like domestic abuse and bullying contributed to me being gay
>>79240222>trips of wholesomenesssounds like a good boy, what kind of food do you like to make at that most auspicious time?
>>79240207I have always had issues with my mental facilitys naturally and proud. I don't get enjoyment drinking alone anyway though on vacation kinda wanna drink in my lodge room. Haven't decided.
>>79240271I made ravoli yesterday so just heated that up for my meal and then snacks to hold me over tomorrowThe dog is a bulldog btw he just sits down and stares up at me like a toddler with an ipad while I rub his head the whole time lol
ive had this open in a tab since anon posted it and i click on it like 25 times a day
>>79233831no silly don't stop, having an enemy in the thread is a rite of passage, i still haven't done anything memorable enough to get a nonny to hate me but one day i'll have a hater bf who goes rabid everytime i post <3
>>79233879> at least 50% of them are actually good bpdemonsI'd say 50% of them are good at any given moment yeah, then the next moment the other 50% are the good ones.
itty bitty bump for the nighhttime lull
blue collar vs white collar bf?
>>79241348dog collar bf
>>79241348blue obviously, white collar bf would have no time for me and probably get arrested for embezzlement anyway
>>79241386that wasnt an option you 2 braincelled retard -_->>79241393fair, not that i disagree but do you really think a blue collar bf would have more time? i feel like he would just wanna relax and do nothing after work
>>79241409Ok I am rubbing my two braincells back together;-; and saying white collar bf because he'd probably be more comfy and we could do active stuff together like hike or swim which i'd like
>>79241409> i feel like he would just wanna relax and do nothing after workthat's exactly what i want to do so no problem. time for me just means we're in the same room together alone (not on a business call) i don't need to be pampered or anything
>>79241348no collar househusband bf
>>79240416Hot Rod is a cutie.
so why is there a gay general when there is an entire board for gay?
Hello this is my first time here, i have bpd and need someone new to obsess over :3
>>79241788I have something like that too, except I obsess over Studio Series 86 Megatron instead of a person.
>>79240229Not molested but finding porn and hentai online at age 8 was probably not good for me.
>>79241876Tell me about it :33
>>79240229I was before i had memory and i think it fkd me up hard
>>79241894I'm wondering if Hasbro will be able to create a figure as good as Masterpiece 36 while also having to fit in that bullshit tank mode seeing as the gun mode is now impossible due to legislation about toy firearms. Pretty about the face sculpture since the hasbro ones are really bad. All hasbro Megatrons have been really disappointing. At least the accessories should be good. Anyway, how about you.
anime traps and yaoi boys don't exist irl and gay sex is just a penis in a hairy male butthole
>>79241932>gun mode is now impossible due to legislation about toy firearms.Thats so sad, im sorry.. i only like my jigglypuff plushie, its my only friend
cinnamon rolls have no buisness being so good
>>79242079Fattass
>>79234906i thought by this you just meant a historian who posts on r9gay at first (and i got excited) but then i read it again :(>>79241386cute>>79241485doubly cute>>79241941dont make me cry before lunch, anon
>>79241941you know you can shave your butthole right
>>79242176Shaving butthole is hell just nair it
>>79242244whenever I try it either fails to remove the hair or makes me itch for the next 24 hours
body/face-hairless boys in dresses and skirts and short shorts and oversized sweaters
>>79242249Skill issue, also shaving it makes u itchy the next 3 days
i exfoliate and shave and moisturize my butthole. exfoliating after is the most important part otherwise you get ingrown hairs and later pimples
>>79242314Chemical exfo? If so which one
>>79242410no i just use bodywash and a loofah
Meow ate rice balls wishing I had a bf who wants to play games with me and cuddle meow
How do I learn to be content and accept the fact that I'll never be in a relationship and remain a virgin for my entire life against my will?
>>79239539Funniest thing is when amerimutts with actual nig dna try to argue blue eyed blond europeans are not white
>tfw his whole personality is posting about his body or posting his body
Imagine the cumulative effort of all your ancestors resulting in you being a whiny literal faggot that posts on 4chan's mentally ill board
>>79242872Or when people like meow with 0% euro dna try and claim to be white
>>79242172>i thought by this you just meant a historian who posts on r9gay at first (and i got excited) but then i read it again :(You're not very smart, are you? :/
>>79242806Hobbies. Friends. Exercise. Work (optional).
>tfw no terminally online bf to fill me in with his cum and r9k lore
>>79242978sounds like they should've put in a bit more effort
>>79242806let me kow when you find out, anon!>>79243042that's mean. i'm just a little airheaded, that's all
>>79243084That's second time you ruined my epic post with a dumb reply, you're on thin ice aho!
>>79243095i'm sorry anon, please don't be mad at me. it's not my fault i'm this way.
my outfit is looking cute as fuck today. i love getting dressed to do nothing except sit in my room all day
>>79243201Sit on me maybe?
>>79243206no thank you anon. maybe but idk
>>79243267I can make you food, you never have to leave ur room
>>79243267Who is this anime boi? I like him and pls tell ne this isn't ai art u_u
my brother just got a ps4
>>79243545My brother only has ptsd
My groin feels weird I wish a nice strong man helped me stretch real good sigh
>>79243570Diagnosis: needs plapping
>>79243366what food!!? >>79243368he definitely is ai art i think? i found him on pinterest.
>>79243626Homemade borgirs, i make mean borgirs
>>79243591I didn't mean sex, I meant him pushing my legs to the side to stretch like the part where they attach to my torso you know
>>79243626Ahhhhh knew it was ai but I was so desperate for a white haired qt didn't care for a sec.
>>79243647Oh u mean hips, sure i can do that
>>79243697YayCan you also help massage other parts I feel weird all over like hugging me real hard
>>79243758Sure ill bearhug u
>>79241941anons only say things like this to bait out cute pics, im fairly certain
tfw no bf to put up with me overreacting because my tummy hurt
>tfw even scollace poster is a meow simp is there anyone who can resist the fin?
Supposedly next year I will be escorted to a remote safe zone before a global cataclysmic event occurs around 2026. I assume it will be in Switzerland but it could be one of the other places. I think very bad things will happen one after another and there will be a big permanent change. I hope all anons will be okay...
>>79243768Yay the autism fixing press>>79243787Simp means "not angry at"?
>>79243816I heard mating press works better
>>79243838I don't think I could handle that much sensory stimulation I am also extremely fagbrained so my brain would probably shor circuit from overload
>>79243807I have no bf, billions must die. My rampage begins soon.
>>79243894*steals your nose* I got your nose anon
>>79243879Yk what jung said, what you most need is where you dont want to look, so let me mating press you
>>79243914But what if I pass out... It wouldn't be nice getting blue balled, no?
>>79243922If u pass out ill slow down a bit until you wake up
I need to physically abuse a bottom like his dad should've many years ago until he learns to act right like a normal human being
>>79243949sounds fun, I'm in
>>79243949my robot spirit will never break normie
>>79243933SighNo but really sex is scary>>79243949My dad hitting me just made me into a faggot
i had a dream last night where i beat up a latino twink and almost defenestrated him and then i groped his ass and almost fingered his asshole but he wouldn't let me and then i woke up
>>79243981Not with someone you trust and like
I had a dream last night where I conquered a cute brown twink's bussy hole with my BWC and made him my sex slave/boywife
I want attention but I know I should be working on things instead of shitposting on the internet, I will leave the PC and get something done right now.>>79239558Same bro, same, I love white men so much.
>>79244066It's less scary but me being super sensitive is the problem here, not being scared of the other person. Me liking him would make it more intense if anything.
>>79244111Sensitive physically or emotionally
Do you have any thoughts on cozy/domestic times with bf?
Are bottoms interested in a top's feet?
hands > feet
>>79244238couch thighs
>>79244243Yes. Everyone here is a bottom and into feet, what do you think?
>>79244454But what if the top is a normal masculine guy and not twinkish? Wouldn't it be weird to be into his feet or are bottoms only into twink top feet?
>>79244465Nta, im only twink4twink
>>79237821>Is it okay to be a christianYes>while also having a cute boywife no marriage between men in christianity.>and engaging in boy sex?No sodomy in christianity.Sorry anon it's not allowed.
Mmmm working out feels great.
>>79244465I am that anon and I'm only into twink feet
>>79244218Both but especially physically
>>79244501i thought you just had to confess your sodomies
I am going to comic con next weekend is there anything you guys want me to get
I think I am coming to terms with the fact that I'll always be alone.>>79244641Well that would be nice, but what good does it do if you just confess your sins without any intention to stop them?
>>79244658well what if you do have intention to stop them but you just cant help yourself
I will be always alone not because I couldn't get a bf but because it wouldn't matter
>>79244658That's what we call giving the fuck up. There's always time for change; unless your 80 plus then it joever.
>>79244663According to the bible anything is possible through Belief and God.>>79244822Yea, I just can't change, I don't think it's in my nature.
>>79244864Break free from the shackles of being stuck in your nature. Break the mold and transform into a pretty butterfly dude.
How about you break free from the shackles of being retarded HOE
>tfw no boring bf
>>79243992i wouldn't let you finger me cus i don't own a douche
>>79244649get a fumo of some obscure jrpg boy and/or an ocarina and/or a music box
>>79245106>some obscure jrpg boyAny tips? I don't play video games anymore really.>or a music boxThat would be really nice actually.
>tfw no bf who is still a chunibyo in his late 20s - early 30s
>>79244649we'd have to know more about this comicon to know what it is likely to have but maybe find a qt cosplayer and take a picture with him then post it (with some cute emojis covering the faces of course)
>neet friend finally has other friends and doesn't want to play vidya with me all fucking day longthank fuck
i don't understand why "men have body hair" is supposed to be such a gotcha hair is sexy if it's trimmed and styled properly amd women have body hair too it's just been the social norm that they have to shave for a long time, there was a lot of push for them to stop shaving a few years ago i'd have to ask a straight boi to confirm if anything actually came of it while at the same time men have begun grooming themselves more again so beauty standards are in flux rn i think anyway.
>>79245242Trimming is fine, but shaving it all off is kinda cringe.
>>79245187I'm not cool enough to do that also I don't like taking pictures of myself.It's comic con, what do you really need to know? I don't even know what it's gonna be like cos I haven't gone to a comic con in like 10 years.Also I am not giving you enough information to dox me no sir you cannot fool me.
>>79245242>there was a lot of push for them to stop shaving a few years ago i'd have to ask a straight boi to confirm if anything actually came of itnothing came of it because it's as inauthentic as "body positivity" or "racial preferences", no matter how much you tell people that it's le wrong to have preferences they're still gonna have preferences and most people don't like nasty disgusting body hair, same as obesity
I bought some more rice ball ingredients yayi also feel like I wanna be choked and called mean names out of nowhere, how weirdful
I feel like blowing my brains out would actually feel really good and fix me a for a while but maybe I just need an outlet for my suicidal thoughts, what does r9gay think?>>79245274Are rice balls easy to make meowsers? Will you show us your rice balls if I ask nicely?
>>79245299my "suicidal thought" outlet is usually more elaborate fantasies like peeling off my skin little by little, dismemberment, or feeding myself to meat grinder personally i think that's a healthier fantasy because im not likely to have an opportunity to go thru with it but to each their own. i can't speak for meow but whenever i've tried to make riceballs it has gone terribly wrong but i think it's because i can't find the short grain "sushi rice" that the japanese use in any store near me i can find tons of rice but it's always medium or long grain
>>79245299Same but for slashing my throat meow my blood is black and toxic>>79245299Yes, super easy. Here are the left over one from the batch I made last night
I think anyone that talks about le killing themselves should actually do it instead of moaning about it like attention whores
>>79245016I can't break free from being retarded but I'm not a hoe. I'm reading comics alone with no chances at being a hoe even if I wanted to.
>>79245385Yeah short grain rice sticks way better. There's a little bit skill involced but it's pretty easy as far as cooking goes
>>79245405You should kill yourself for being mean.>>79245408Whatever biatch
>>79245271its kinda different because everyone has body hair while only the fat are obese
thinking about being fingered it actually sounds nice when i think about it
>>79245431>because everyone has body haireveryone also shits and pisses on the regular but the general consensus is that it's disgusting not to clean those parts of your body when having sexual intercourse right? just because YOU are a lazy faggot doesn't mean other people have to be okay with your nasty pubes and hairy belly and nipples
>>79245251>I'm not cool enough to do that also I don't like taking pictures of myself.i think you're cool nonny <3>Also I am not giving you enough information to dox me no sir you cannot fool me.i just meant a big city one is going to have more stuff than a small town one, is it geared toward manga or more towards western capeshit? having it so close to halloween makes me think it should be a horror con etc... otherwise you're going to get suggestions like buying a jrpg figure and be disappointed that you can't find any. that's why suggested finding a cosplayer to take a picture with because that's guaranteed to be there. what a shame you are hiding your beauty from the world but oh well maybe i'll just spy you in our travels one day.
Being fingrered seems scary and humiliating
I find the claim that most people don't like body hair on men extremely dubious
try sucking an unshaved cock and you'll see what I mean you deluded virgin
>>79244553Ill be gentle and we can take it slow
>whines about a little hair>Calls others virgins Oh the irony
>a little hair>a little hair that gets stuck in your mouth every time you go down the shaftplease touch grass
>>79245521I doubt you'd have the patience to work with it enough but I appreciate the sentiment
If being fingered is anything like fingering myself it sucks
i tried jerking off like a circumcised person by pulling the skin back with one hand and using lotion with the other and it was good
>>79245539Have you sucked a lot of cock or are you just talking shit? Normie sexhaver or hypocrite liar, take your pick>>79245549I like fingering myself but my fingers are too slender and short to reach my boy button well enough
>>79245567ofc I'm a normeshit aids having grindr using le sex haver when I point out that pubes aren't nice because they get stuck in your mouth while you're sucking dickgo slit your wrists you retarded cuck
>>79245471washing your body is normal and also cleans your hair. why are you trying to be a human dolphin?
>>79245546You are worth it anon <3
>>79245588>other arbitrary thing normal>this arbitrary thing weird because I'm too lazy to do itkk
>>79245576No, which is it: do you have experience or not? Getting mad and dodging the question is kinda cringe bruv>>79245604I don't think so at all but thank you regardless >>79245608>he thinks washing yourself is arbitraryHoly fuck lmao
>>79245608washing just takes a river and five minutes. shaving takes forever and hurts. its also just gross looking close up. i think you have le pornbrains. do you also shave your head smooth? imagine getting a hair near your lips when kissing someones forehead, how horrible. youre like people who get hairless cats i suppose.
>>79245646Your forehead should not be hairy, are you some sort of caveman?
>>79245634yes I have sexual experience unlike your retarded morbidly obese ass "bruv", and yeah washing your body is just as arbitrary as shaving body hair>>79245646>admits to being a lazy bumfuck faggot that can't spend an hour every sunday to shave his bodywow what a surprise
>>79245661Get out of here then normie. Also you're delusional if you think we just wash ourselves for fun
>Get out of here then normie
Ohhhh noooo not the basedjak!!! Noooooo
Okay I'm on hairchud's side now, send normalfags to the crystals
>why yes I've never had sex before but I'm more credible to make comments on this topic because... you're a le hecking normie and we don't welcome your kind 'round here these parts bucko. *h-heh* bet that got you good kid
>>79245385Have you tried buying rice online?
I just dropped my phone on my left nut. Its hurts.
>>79245400What's the filling made of meowsers?>>79245405Well I don't ""really"" """want to""" kill myself I just have intrusive thoughts about it.
>>79245757Nothing you say matters because you don't belong here in the first place. Come on, git! It's so funny how you start posting this shit the second it's pointed out you're invading a space not for you for malicious reasons>>79245778We'll move to amputate>>79245781Tuna mayo
it's retarded that you're taking some cringe condescending discord moderator tone as if you were some figure of power here whinging for me to le get out, I'm here rn I'll be here later as well nigga get used to it, literally nothing you can do about it other than to seethe and choke on my cock
>>79245821You're just a maladapted child who has realised how little effort it takes to shit things up for others and is reacting with glee, you'll get bored in an hour or two and we'll all be over it
>>79245799Can we not castrate my left nut? Its not like it exploded or something. Maybe cum kiss my nut so it feels better instead?
>>79245840yes I'm ruining your safespace imageboard by existing here, what a horrible person I am because I'm posting on /r9k/ despite not being a nolife loser, god, I'm literally hitler 2slit your wrists and pour cyanide into them you fat balding tranny pig
>>79245478Yeah it's a big city, I am not sure what the theme really is or if there even is a theme it seems like its's an all around thing the website isn't very helpful. I will not respond to the rest of your posts because it reeks of evilness.>>79245799Sounds sweet (literally), although I've never liked mayo much. Have you tried any other fillings?
>>79245821Yeah, I get that you're assmad. No need to embarrass yourself further, bub. Go collect new strains of aids or whatever you disgusting sluts do for fun. That's also why I would rather not suck your rotten shitdick. Who knows, it might fall off partway through.
was it something l said?
I hate myself for being gay so muucchhhh ahhhhhh i envy straight people and I want to dieeeee
>That's also why I would rather not suck your rotten shitdickas if at any point I suggested that I even wanted my dick to be sucked by a fat hairy r9faggot loser lol, you can't pull that sort of "insult" on someone that never showed interest in the first place you freak
>>79245862What's a cum kiss>>79245869>Co opt spaces you do not belong to>Seethe when people ask you to leaveLol>>79245870It would be pretty bland without mayo and hot sauce etc, it also helps to bind the tuna together. I've tried meatballs and chicken khorma but tuna Mayo is easiest cheapest and best suited imo
>>79245898you're the one seething like a kindergarten baby throwing a tantrum because I don't hecking belong here :(((( get over your shit faggot
>>79245895>literally nothing you can do about it other than to seethe and choke on my cockI love lying! Yay! Unless you implied I would try to choke on it against your will which is hilarious and deeoly self obsessed
>>79245909Why do you get so butthurt when it's pointed out exactly what you're doing?
>>79245909I love projection! Yay! Even kindergarteners understand that if you're acting more and more angry by the minute your feelings were probably hurt. Leave already. No one wants you here.
>>79245920you're acting like my posting here is some super sinister 5d jew brainwashing move that got exposed or something? wow, I post here? really? really I'm posting here? fr? I didn't notice I was posting on r9k until you've pointed it out to me, gosh, what a horrible man I am
>>79245934Sinister makes it sound like something thought out and mature, you're just throwing a tantrum because you can't handle being told no and you want to lash out at us for doing so
>>79245934No you see, this is a support group for lonely gay losers. If you're a sexhaving normie you have no good reason to be here and therefore the only sensible reading of the situation is that you're here to stir shit and bully people who are worse off. Can you leave now?
>>79245952you're not in the position to say no, there is no power dynamic here that gives you any leverage for you to be able to tell me to get out, the only thing that's happening is that you're seething and whinging for me to leave, and in response I'm pointing out that I'm not leaving and in fact there is nothing you can do about ityou're the one who started whining when I said that yeah I have sexual experience and pubes actually fucking suck in practice, and in response you shifted the topic to how I le don't belong here because I'm a le normie>>79245979nah
>>79245898I mean thats when you cum in a bois mouth and he kisses you. I however just substituted cum for come to be funny. Guess it didn't work.
>>79245986You're throwing an absolute shit fit telling people to kill themselves and you've probably only managed to bring your tone back to something half reasonable sounding because you've punched a hole in your wall in real life. Grow the fuck up.
>>79245986Whatever, I won so not like your childish defiance matters. Like I said, you already proved you're cringe and pathetic. No need to rub it in or the joke will go stale.>>79245987I know meow I just like saying I don't understand when I'm not sureNice risotto image
>>79245999yeah I was actually seething in anger foaming at the mouth biting my keyboard when I told you to kill yourselfyou antisocial sissy faggots mind too much attention to my "tone" because you don't socialize nor banter, and you actually take offense from internet discussions as if they were an unexaggerated expression of my genuine feelings on a fucking >imageboard>>79246009you'll win when you're 21 BMI or less fatty
Why wont he talk to me anymore?
>>79246023>It was just banter bro this is how people socialise I feel bad for the people who have to interact with you
>>79245661if you dont wash you get pimples and itchy irritations. thats a fact of living. if you dont shave, nothing happens. in fact shaving causes problems rather than solves them. go get a hairless cat.
>>79246023I am losing weight and eventually will be. You will never not be a rotten mockery of a human being. Isn't that kind of sad? That you can't even deny your hideous nature, just throw hollow insults? Kinda like an animal. Hopefully you at least fucked your bf you were in a stable relationship with. Who am I kidding? It was probably just some randos because you are mentally weak and bestial. Truly so sad...Also it's so funny how you fight against the "malicious normie" accusations by confirming them. Bra-vo, faggot.>>79246063Yeah you can get serious skin conditions from not washing
>>79246054I didn't say it was JUST banter you mongoloid, you argue with someone on the internet, then you tell them they should kill themselves for being so stupid, doesn't mean I'm shitting and pissing myself in anger, just means you're a hypersensitive bitchmade faggot>>79246063no one's gonna suck your unshaved cock nor fuck your hairy asshole
No jury for me on Monday so at least I can get this tooth taken care of. I hope my fat ass doesn't have to actually drive to the county seat, I don't like driving in areas I haven't been to before.
>>79245657theres hair a lot closer to my forehead than there is to my knot, which i doubt youre getting around
>>79246080What's with the big macho tough guy internet act all of a sudden? A far cry from the mental breakdown a few posts ago, are you bipolar?
ahhh thus thread has been cursed! evacuate!>>79246088
>>79246095>A far cry from the mental breakdown a few posts ago, are you bipolar?almost as if your initial interpretation that I'm "having a mental breakdown" was false to begin with? I just happen to be an argumentative person and say shit when I'm arguing, doesn't really bear the kind of meaning for you to armchair psychoanalyze>>79246075you're an obese, neet, virgin adult who's never had nor probably will never have dating experience, never be perceived as attractive or be loved by anyone, not sure which one of us is more of a "rotten mockery of a human being", hell if anything you losers should follow my lead and appropriate my personality kek>all that other weird shit about my personal life and other baseless weird shit about how I'm a slut or this or thatmentally ill, you're like the gay equivalent of the r9k incels assuming every girl is a whore with a 3 digit bodycount
>>79246080I wouldn't mind sucking an unshaved cock because I'm not a prissy little bitch>>79246095It's called damage control, he's trying to gas himself up to avoid having a breakdown
>>79245763no i haven't looked but i don't like buying food online because i don't trust it.
>>79246140I think you just realised what an unhinged little freak you were coming off as earlier and are overcompensating. boring!
>>79246143>>79246149nah I still think you should kill yourselves lol
>>79246159And now that your bluff hasn't paid off you're going back to your natural state of an angry yapping dog. yawn!
>>79246140So you are allowed to write fanfiction about me but I can't ask questions about you? Seems unfair... Well uhh you're a bioterrorist satan worshipper pedophile. There, one upped your lies.Also no amount of butthurt whinging about how you are better than us will change the fact you should leave and are here only to extract narcissistic pleasure. You parasite. Funny how you didn't deny being a grindr whore.
>>79246176you're unironically schizophrenic reading too much into actual nothing, about someone that you know next to nothing about
>>79246009Ohh ya u do be feigning ignorance for funzis. Also didn't know you were a Jobro and one into Risotto; one of Jojos most criminally underdeveloped and shafted minor villan. Metallica is such a fucking cool Stand to.
>>79246185Yes, yes, you're merely pretending to be insane, you do a very convincing job of it
>>79245870why are you being so cagey nonny, you're like 3ds boytelling us a boybunch of boyinformation but then getting boyscared someone will boydox him from his boycologne! im just having boyconversation there's no boyterior boytive!
>>79246182>but I can't ask questions about you?because these kinds of "questions" are just meaningless, people like you are so cynical to the point as long as you're not interacting with anyone who's not as lowly of a loser as you are then nothing ever would please you and everyone is just a hecking normie this and that anywayswhat information about me is exactly present here other than that I claimed to have had sex at least once? what do you know about my bringing up or life that I'm immediately unfairly put into this presumed position of "le hecking chonker normie slut"? and why would I care to disprove anything as such coming from retarded niggerfaggots that immediately went on an aggressive against me over presumptions, why would anyone at that point give a sliding fuck about your approval when you're a lowly pathetic loser faggot seething at the thought of someone better than you?
>>79246189I think he's super cute and the contrast between his cutesy name and edgy look and demeanor makes him even cuter. Probably my favorite assasin from part 5.
>>79246225Mucho texto lmao stay mad stupid normie whore lmao, do it somewhere else tho you don't belong here. Cry about your feelings to some guy you met in grindr or something. I'm sure his cock being shaved will matter a lot in terms of your mental wellbeing. Or something
>le mad if you say bad word>le tldr if you say much word>le macho bluff if you say other wordmy god you're such a loser
>>79246250we're giving you an out here, if this is legitimately just the sort of person you are it's a lot more pathetic
>>79246250There's multiple people owning you rn. I'm so sorry that you can't deal with being criticized. Although that's to be expected from a soulless vapid normie fuck. Do everybody a favor and fuck off, yeah?
>samefag arguments in every thread since 2020
>>79246259>>79246261simply delusional, you know nothing about me, I'll continue posting as I wish, kill yourself
2018 was peak r9gay, where'd that one eesti nigga go, I liked that guy
Yeah I'm sure the two different posts 3 seconds apart is someone samefagging and not two people who agree on something obvious
>>79246272But I do know some things about you. More than enough to know that you should fuck off. It isn't any more complicated than that. Just leave.>>79246285The guy who had homophobic parents and was super sad all the time? And mental health problems? I have a vague memory of him.
>>79246304I don't know about the homophobic parents, he'd often talk about wanting to go out in the snow and freeze to death and had some autistic fixation on a medieval wolfman bf fantasy of hishe was a real one, I hope he's doing okay out there
>>79246312Oh yeah I remember him talking about drinking himself to sleep and dying in a ditch. I didn't realize it has been that long since I started posting here.
>>79246148Fair enough yeah, but you could always look up asian markets near you, worst case scenario you have to travel a bit but who cares we only got one life.>>79246195Bunny is this youplease no more.
>>79246304what are you talking about?this is so stupid, more arguing over nothing
i was meeting my bf in dreamland and the eiffel tower spanned ino the sky and i feel into the ground and everyone disappeared again
>tfw no bf with a hurt left nut so i can kiss his boo boo
>tfw no bf to kiss his nuts just because
>tfw no bf to nut his kiss when he kiss my nuts
>>79246490why not? does it make your boysides boyhurt from boylaughing you boyish boyboy?>>79246558aahahahah no dreamwalker anon don't come into my dreams as a 15 year old boy and touch me with your stinky socks aaaahahhaaa
>>79246080if my regal pubes keep people like you away so much the better. shaving things can be cute but what i like most about shaved legs is that they make my pubes appear even more kingly in comparison.
Good evening r9gay . I hope you were all good boys while I was sleeping
>>79247029I've been awful, irredeemable, it's the death penalty for me
