comfy fall walks editionOld:>>79258660Thread question: Do you like living somewhere with big seasons or stable weather year round?
>>79269678>stable weather year roundwe have this and it just means "boil your ass off 12 months a year" maybe like three weeks total during winter you can wear sweaters but that's about itsub 19 bmi anorexic skeletors not included
>>79269678I like living somewhere where I can get a bf but I can't get one anywhere and I'm tired of living in this fucking bfless shithole
>>7926970519 is literally not even the lowest edge of normal ya fatberg
Personally this is my favorite time of year, nice crisp air but not freezing cold, low humidity, all the nasty bugs go to hell for the winter, pretty leaves on the trees, just the best.
>>79269678The weather here is mild for most of the year. If you like clouds, rain or cool sunny days it's not bad
Its cold here and I wish I had the warmth of a boy rn to beat the cold. I like the fall season though cuse sweaters are comfy.
I would like to live somewhere it rains all the time like the inside of my SOUL
>>79269788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vmS-ihfKnA
we've had an indian summer here in the midwest (where it's unseasonably warm into early-mid fall for you euros) and it's just now getting chilly and nice out. I've barely even had to change into pants from shorts.
>>79269707did you post it here before
>>79269716steroid make heart beat bump bumpheart beat = make heat = no likey the sweater
I just hope my leg doesn't act up at the dentist tomorrow or that I have to drive to jury duty with it acting up. Short trips in town are uncomfortable but manageable but driving out of town to an unfamiliar location while unable to tolerate sitting still will be torture.
>>79269788Rain is so calming, I'd dream of living in a rainforest if scotland wasn't so close
>>79269707Wow I was sure I would find your email after finding this because I thought you must have left some way for him to contact you, but turns out you didn't.
>>79269936I also find it nice living in a small town because I can walk around all by myself because everyone hides from the rain, let's me actually enjoy everything without just being anxious about people looking at me
>>79270026Much as I like the idea of rural isolation I think small towns are the ideal places to be. Never to far from somewhere peaceful or somewhere to buy things.
>>79270026I love this artist they are super cool and epic
>>79270170Yeah I too love to fantasize about jumping in a lake every morning and no one ever bothering me but being able to walk to the store is a strong counterpoint >>79270202Gelbooru actually doesn't have the artist tagged sad it's a good akagi
I really wish that furfags didn't ruin porn
Nyaa im so sad nya
>>79270251Yeah I follow their tg channel meow
If you are a furry or a tranny can you please leave r9gay? Thanks.
shower tonight or in the morning for my dentist appt? I even washed some clothes so I have clean clothes to change into.
>tfw no bf who helps me improve my secluded life
>>79270477Nya im not a furry nya
I'm a furry but I try not to be obnoxious about it. I don't have a fursona or anything I just like the porn.
>>79270568Then why did you reply or say anything at all?
>>79270517You're a cute guy but you never respond to my (You)s.
I'm not a furry and I hate the porn
>>79269788>I would like to live somewhere it rains all the time like the inside of my SOULI was going to say how much I liked living in Vancouver. Coming from the prairies of Canada where we have summers like Death Valley and winters like Antarctica, living in Vancouver seemed like it was springtime all year round. Unfortunately that city was sold to the Chinese decades ago and it has the most overpriced real estate on planet earth. All I want in this life is a little old house in a city where it rains all the time and the grass is always green.
>>79269942why would i do that when he didnt ask? i was just discussing alternative lifestyles. some people literally do get through life this way. on schemes.
>>79270651That does sound like something I'd do, good chance I fall asleep before seeing (you)s or forget to check the thread for a while.
>>79270672You are going to die alone and in pain whore.
>>79270697yeah i know, you have that reselling scheme. you know, since you already have an online presence, why don't you start making those gummies at home and sell them? also what's the thought behind the german names even though you're american. is it to kind of copy haribo or is it something else.
>>79270672I don't like cities but sounds nice for one if I had to
When I finish school I'm going to either move home or move in with a bf. But it's looking increasingly like I won't be getting a bf. Too bad.
is it wrong to try and pick up boys at a funeral?i can't play apex for some reason but we can squad up in super animal royale and we can also play minecraft
>>79270981Yes what the fuck
>>79270981Who died 3ds?
>>79271013well i didn't. just a hello and goodbye. >>79271035a family member of a friend of a friend of a family member.
>>79271057then why are you going to his funeral then? 3ds, close to being a normie and yet so far and does stuff like this.
>>79270981Can I play minecraft with 3ds please?
>>79271082i don't have a functioning mic by the way
>>79270753i dont have space in my apartment for all that. its just one idea anyway. and i have too much on my plate for a big thing like that. two nutjobs together however...dont even have to meet to do a lot more than one.
>>79271178how about me then. i'm about to have some free time in late december.
>>79271141Neither do I and minecraft doesn't have vc anyways
>>79271221it's minecraft bedrock btw
>>79271376Yeah I know how bedrock works
>>79271422it's also the trial version idk if making a new microsoft account will change that
I'd be too scared to play a game with someone from the thread. knowing me I'd just spill spaghetti and play like shit.
oh i can't even log in with microsoft unless i buy it. cool.so super animal royale it is then.
>>79271441>>79271453I'm starting to realize why people find 3ds hard to like
>>79271452I only play mahjong and card games. I'm afraid i'd bully them with my superior intellect
>>79271476we can play local multiplayer with shareplay if you have any games and wanna add me
why doesn't 3ds just beg story to buy him minecraft so he can play with other guys from the thread? Is story enough of a cuck simp to do it?
anyone would be enough of a cuck simp to do it but 3ds holds this weird pride thing about not subscribing to the notions of discord or similar social medias so while he could be raking in free money from all the attention and worship he'd garner by just camwhoring for random white dudes, he doesn't. it adds to his character.
and you have the audacity to say that's a negative trait. baka my head.
>>79269678Ok like how do i join you guys? How do you get a bf in florida?
i wish I had a late-term abortion instead of having my gay son
>>79271489I don't have any ps4 games besides bloodborne and I only offered to do minecraft cause it has crossplay
>>79271554wow anon i also want a bf in florida haha we have so much in common haha
>>79271209umm okay i dont really know who you are though. since i cant see your clothes through the internet, will you write a sonnet?
super animal royale is boring i'm going back to nuclear throne
>3ds gets a ps4>remembers he still has no money and no games anyways>goes back to playing on his phone
>>79271554you have to do the seminole okalee indian initiation dance ritual to attract a bf and if you want to attract a big dick bf you must do the green corn dance
maybe Santa story can get you some games 3ds, you might have to sit in his lap though.
I love inflatable suits and my greatest joy in life is to be turned into a juicy blueberry.
>>79270479personally i much prefer already being clean so i only have to get dressed in the morning but if you typically don't night shower so your bed is dirty should probably wait to morning
Halloween is soon, how freaky will you get?
Not freaky at all. I'm not big on Halloween. I haven't dressed up since I was a kid and have never went to a Halloween party or gathering.
lol this was halloweekend, you're tellingme you didnt get invited to any parties? no one's doing halloween parties on the 1st/2nd of november r-tard.
>>79271935why don't you change that?
>>79271956i'm gong to two parties on thursdayand gays without kids party all week long
>>79271956why would i party before the holiday? that's... not how...holidays work....?
>>79272018normies celebrate on the weekend of the holiday so they can get drunk and stay out late without effecting work the next day.
>>79269678i like the big seasonsi live in ottawa ontario where it's pretty continental but the winters don't get quite cold enough to keep away the slush. it usually hovers around -4 except for one week where you'll get -20. cottagers go up north in the summer but i honestly think it's just as nice to go further north in the winter to get fluffy snow and all that.the fall colours were really pretty a week ago but it's a bit past peak now
>>79272054even if I was a normie i'd call off work on friday, and give myself a three-day weekend
i just want a boy to compliment my oversized knit sweater doused in vanilla perfume
>>79272115Does smelling you a lot whenever we hug count as a compliment?
>>79272115>vanilla perfumedisgusting, you must be black
I need a small cottage in the woods with a fireplace or woodstove and a bf to live cozily with.
>>79272120majority of human communication is nonverbal>>79272135it was gifted to me for free
I love vanilla smell, I might just bury my nose into your neck and inhale as hard as I can.
>>79272135why is vanilla black now it smells nice??????
>>79272138this is so spiritually advanced. i went on this little road trip where i found near-hermits living out in the woods off of gravel trails on land use permits. need
>fragrance for womenfuck you i like feeling pretty
>>79272142everytime I've been around a black gay they always smell like cocoa butter or some scent mixed with vanilla undertones, its nauseating
>>79272164cocoa butter is for negros, i smell like vanilla and coconut and coffee
>>79272161I'm almost certain something like vanilla is available in both mens and womens scents it's just retard marketing
>tfw no autistic british bf
>>79272155because everything is black now, whitey will own nothing and be happy.my bro's into making his own deodorant and is supposed to show me how eventually and i have a vanilla essential oil to put in it when he does, i've also thought about getting the unsented version of our handsoap and putting it in or mixing it with the lavender scent.
this dog is a real handful. responds to Otto. very eager and loyal but very dumb. still needs to be house trained. loves long walks on a leash, but you gotta be careful, he will literally eat anything on the ground. also keep your bathroom door closed bc he is so stupid he will drink from the toilet. definitely a mutt.
>>79272211very cute nonny, is that (You) or some tiktok eboy you like?
>>79272234some eboy
>>79270672Vancouver would be the ideal place if not for the drug addicts and costs. That's not a country people should stay in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO_OyLxglFQ
I hate constant rain, I don't think I'd like the PNW.
>tfw no bf to talk about how good the succession war arc is >tfw most gay hxh fans are weird pedos but I just enjoy kino
>>79272479Vancouver is the most beautiful city in North America and Canada, the prices are justified and the drug addicts aren't that bad compared to other cities.
Good morning friends, how are yall doing today? I am arbeiting again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjcNtCw_dGY
>>79272557i'm doing okay, had sex so many times this weekend, burned out on energy
>>79272515I don't disagree about the beautiful part, but nothing justifies that price. Most of Europe doesn't have the severe drug issue North America does. Actual Europe, the UK isn't European.>>79270752Is there a story to this whore talk, or are you vague posting about someone leaving because (presumably) you were an asshole?
I'm that one gaybot bumping the thread at dead hours
Fuck my pathetic chud life I'll never have a fucking bf that loves me cause all you faggots want the impossible, you don't deserve me!
>>79273723grumpy chuddies just need tucked into bed and head kiss
>>79273791I need to snuggle under the bed sheets with a cute boy trying to hide my veil of tears kissing him all over telling him he will be okay and will never be alone again and we'll always love each other no matter what because we need each other for life and per aspera ad astra
>>79273723iktfw nonny, personally i feel more mad/sad that i can't live up to anon's standards than being upset that anons have them, life is often disappointing
>>79273813very sweet dream anon I hope one day it comes true for you ;-;
>>79270604Nya i just had to tell you nya
i literally said he needed kisses and on the next page he got kisses, i guess fujimoto knows his audience kek
>>79273723>>79273813>>79273908i speak for all bottoms when i say we just want sextop breath is ewww, i only kiss other bottoms
>>79273924shut the fuck up you stupid bitch you don't speak for me
>>79273924what anon said plus I would never kiss you
anon your shirt arrived
>tfw ywn pin your top down and force clean his stinky top mouth so he can kiss you
I pressure wash my top before we do anything
>>79273943it should say "looks like" not "look like" i don't wear shirts with bad grammar people will think im stupid send it back
>>79273956be a good dumb little power bottom and wear the fucking shirt
>>79273953I usually only do it once a week and then spot clean him when I see any spots I'm too lazy to do it more often
tops eat ass and you never want to kiss them after they do that :/
>>79273982axaxax ass eater :P
>>79273973only way that's happening is if you put it on me nonny ;)
>>79273982I'll make you taste your own ass and you'll like it.
Help! My pooner gf is getting bullied for her taste in emoticons!>>79273102>>79273106>>79273113
Why nobody bullies me waa
>>79274630Just go outside with that godforsaken haircut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374p_vnFl_Uare you jealous of amwm relationships?
why do you have to put this in front of my eyes
>>79274740pls share your emotions seeing that :)
>>79274746it makes me want to kill myself, but you knew that
>>79274749oh im sowwy :3i had no idea how would i?i don't know who you areit wasn't a targeted post directed towards you
>>79274727Fuckufuckufuxkufucku nyaa
>>79274727that ginger guy is so handsome, my gawd
>>79274727>not dating yet>make out while drunkSHAMELESS WHORES
>>79274715I'm outside rn besides you don't even know what my hair looks like
>>79274727I am jealous of any happy relationships regardless of ethnic composition
>>79274843If it's those bangs I kept seeing you better stop terorrizing the populace and get inside
>>79274814>>79274885Duper gunny daggot
>>79274909You need jaw realignment treatment
When addressing a gay married couple who should be named first? Does the perceived top get named first or the bottom? Do bottoms often take upon the top's last name or do they prefer to just keep their own last names and not change it?Mr. John Doe and his significant other John Doe.
>>79274995For what>>79275018In alphabetical order
>>79275018>bottoms are le women hurrFuck off
>>79269678That's a hard one, I'm ok with both >>79269712This is a cute post sometimes bfless place means anywhere anon lives u_u >>79269729Bro it rains year every day how is that not bad???? Only if you don't leave house ever . What if I want to exercise outside?>>79270170Based>>79270251If only there was a better site that does that>>79270602This is worse, non sexual art could be not bad but costumes and porn is worst>>79271675>>79271854Felted lmao
>>79272135Vanilla is great retard>>79272164Oh so you like being around gay blacks lmao, way to tell on yourself>>79272497It's not good because it will never get finished>>79273877Least self hating bottom>>79273924>cumbreath>>79273956I love being a grammar nazi>>79273982No self respecting top would do that>>79274785I'm not clicking on it but thumbnail looks like pudgy nerds >>79274849Lame and gay
>>79275084they surely aren't the man in the relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1EYqDOHIYo
>>79275192You're lame and gay>>79275315Yes they are? What the fuck?
>>79275192>It's not good because it will never get finishedwe are getting chapters right now though and I am starting to see how it could potentially end soon
>>79275433bottoms are the man? in what sense?
>>79275475Because they are men? They are almost always also wiser and stronger.
>>79275599u cant be srs
Bottoms are usually smarter, but always weaker
I have to leave in an hour and guess what just started to hurt? Right on fucking time. This is going to be very, very uncomfortable.
>>79275824What hurts babe?
>>79275864my leg as per usual and I have to sit still at the dentist for who knows how long. Sitting still is very uncomfortable with my leg the way it is.
>>79275885Are you dr house?
>>79270981>i can't play apex for some reasonlol probably because you can't aim for shit gramps you fucking fossil bitch rotten ass dinosaur with creaky knees blown out back L O L do you need help walking
is anyone else thinking of dropping out of uni to pursue trade school i'm failing most of my classes and daydreaming of when i used to work doing a little bit of carpentry
take a break from college and do a year of trade school if you want just to see. You can always go back. (I'm assuming, but since you're likely euro because you said uni I don't know for certain.)
played and won my first match of apex in years. got 3rd place next round. feeling really good about myself.>>79275935no i meant it wouldn't let me log inanyways we can play apex now. and super animal royale.
>>79276013I can't I'm still fucked out of my apex account ever since some schizo bitch fucked me out of my old email address and I refuse to make a new account because all my skins are gone ;-;
>>79276067well i forgot my password so i made a new account anyways
I am so out of touch with popular video games it's unreal. Then again I am just out of touch in general.
>>79275816In my experience most bottoms are smarter than me. Which really makes me self conscious as a top.
>>79276096>popular video gamesdon't exist no mo, covid and post covid era pumped and dumped the video game industry where there was a momentary large amount of money coming in that not only slopped everything up but then the aftermath of that money flow being cut off also set things back by a noticable margin
>>79276150You are fine as long as you can pin them down and tickle them till they cry
>>79275192real life will never get finished either...hxh is verily the canterbury tales of pur time; never finished despite the author working til his end.
nerd bottom/jock top is best gay pairing. I need my jock top bf.
>>79276210Another r9gay bottom that only wants chad
how do i find a bf who 1) isn't horrifically unattractive, and 2) ALSO isn't a cock carousel riding slut?
>>79276210What are ur nerd interests?
>>79276243Well theres me
>>79276243on r9k playing super animal royale
>>79276218crazy that people don't want to have sex with ugly morbidly obese creaturas! hit the gym faggot
>>79276284Get a pc or get minecraft bedrock pls
>>79276284I'll download it but I can't play for the next few hours
time to hopefully get this tooth fixed. I hope it doesn't have to be pulled because then my struggles with eating will continue for a few more days, except even worse.
>>79273982Is this true? Will a bottom really refuse to kiss me right after I've eaten his ass?
>>79276459would you kiss a bottom who just got done sucking your dick
>>79276494If his mouth isn't still filled with my semen then yes.
>>79276505Gross & disgusting
>>79276494yes cumswapping is hot
>>79276459This is not true tbdesu
>>79276526based asf>>79276505unbased + cringe
>>79276533Yeah, I kinda think it's hot to eat out a boy's ass then make out with him afterwards while my face is all stinky and musky from his ass.
>>79276526>>79276547There is nothing based or hot about a top eating his own semen.
>>79276607if the bottom is willing to do it then you're gonna respect and love him enough to give him a kiss otherwise you're not a real man simple as
>>79276612It's fine if it's the top sucking off the bottom then feeding the bottom his own semen through a kiss but if it's a bottom feeding a top his semen through a kiss then it's gross because tops don't eat their own semen and it's bottom behavior.
>>79276674>I'm such a traditional masculine manly man top>here's my essay on why I'd rather suck dick and have a dude cum in my mouth than have him kiss me with my cum in his mouth
>>79276674furthermore this is the only scenario within which it is acceptable to suck a bottom's dickt. bottom
what if we 69ed and kissed with each other's cum in our mouths
>>79276796that would be pretty cool I think
too early in the morning to be gooning but i really really can't fucking help myself
>>79274945>>79274966It's over for fincels D:
>>79276628Some nofappers unironically take that shit too seriously, thread unrelated
>>79275651I am and I am right too>>79275816I'm stronger than any top>>79276210Fuck off>>79276505Cringe.>>79277313Not for gay fincels tho can you readI'm trying to work up the courage to join a new hobby group but it's hecking scary u___u
>>79276761Bottoms are weird. They really think it's a normal thing to be into drinking your own semen like you're chris chan.
>>79277409I want to drink semen and I won't get it elsewhere + throwing it away would be more hassle and wasteful
>>79274481>tfw no fellow vampire bf for halloween
>>79271772Ill rather not be the one getting fucked
>>79271593That is a crazy coinsidence
>>79277431Which poster is this? I demand to know which of the r9gay bottoms actually eat their own semen.
started the day right with peanut butter cookies
>>79277452nta also not a bottom but I'd cumswap with a bottom
>>79277517looks like dog poo pressed down with a fork
>>79277452I think about it but never actually go through with it in any significant way
>>79277528do you buy your peanut butter cookies at the store?
>>79277449where in florida do you want a bf
>monogamy mogged by fishGaybros noooo
Its really sickening how whiney first worlders are. I live in a bosnia where you can't even be openly gay without risk of getting beaten up. You face no real adversities, you're just crybabies. Spoiled crybabies.
>>79277580I don't eat peanut poopoo cookies buddy
when are we playing animal royale chicken mcwinner ?
>>79277627>there are le chuds out there that would le beat me up if I was openly gay!fuck off delusional neet retard
>>79277627you aren't even people, it doesn't matter what problems you face when you lack the capacity to meaningfully suffer
>>79277644My classmates would bring up their fantasies of beating up gay people out of nowhere. They would bully anyone who talked in a feminine way. You're just sheltered and privileged.
>>79275414>tfw no 6'2 femboy bf
>>79277663whuehe le kids in high school talk hot shit about things they could never really do? huwaaah? go fuck off drink cyanide you no balls having bitchmade sissy faggot
>>79277631it really says a lot that the sight of home cooking makes you think of turds. it says youve seen more turds than home baked goods in your life. go buy more food from the store and leave me alone.
>>79277669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZUjZNKg_c
>>79277691immediately reminded me of this schizo bitch making vids about her "100% vegan poop cookies" but unlike you she was being sarcastic me thinks
>>79277691It is the significant number of home baked goods I have produced that give me the confidence to say yours look particularly turdy
tooth fixed, dentist said it'll likely break again at some point. I'll need a crown but I'm not sure if the insurance will cover it, he sent in the request anyway. Thus ends story's tooth saga.
>>79277723its literally peanut butter, sugar and an eggit says even more about you that you think the notion of cooking at home is le schiz le videosliterally go away to the store
>>79277732post one then braggartus
>>79277765Perhaps I will next time I bake one, in the next few days probably
I think peanut butter cookies and cum swapping are both highly based personally
>>79277752I'm sure they taste great but perhaps consider flour next time
does having a dentist's hand in my mouth count as losing my boiginity? It was a male dentist this time, before they were females.
>>79277669>blonde hair>blue eyesWhere's brad?
>>79277752ok what does it say about me exactly then
>>79277796only one of them is highly rich in protein and good for your health
ok I guess we're not playing super animal royale then I guess I'll go eat and do other stuff
>>79277821if i was going to use flour i would just make regular cookies>>79277836it says you get your food from the store>>79277839a cup of peanut butter has 65g protein not that i care. plus the egg.
These bottoms are giving me a fetish for feeding boys with my semen
Pxlschizo how is your project with storyanon coming along lmao
>>79274610Why are there so many fins on this site?
everyone back off I saw him first
>>79277822when i went to the doctor to have a bump on my pp tip looked at, it was a handsome asian guy about my age, and he called in another dude to look at it as well. i dont think either touched it though.
>>7927787465 grams of dogshit AA profile protein that your body won't be able to utilize more than half of until you eat an equal amount of other incomplete proteins to balance the AA
>>79277916waga baga bobo please just eat food
>>79277916Why don't you suck the protein out of my cock you whiney whore
absolutely epic day
>>79277627Nyaa why are you lying to these poor neets nya?
>>79277585hmmm fish sechs anon was onto something after all
>>79277926done, anything else you'd like me to do mister?
>>79278070delete the phrase "complete protein" from your brain and dont talk to me like that again
>>79278080"no more... bullying... the bottom"got it
Bog nije srbin ali je peder
>>79275447I would forget what happened by the time next chapter came out because they come out every 3 years and I consume other things during that time
>>79278138that feels like youre complaining which i dont understand because its a perfect excuse for a reread. i wish i forgot more things.
>>79276171Life ends when you did retard
>>79278138Yeah I normally wait for chapters to pile up on my releases anyway. Right now they're done a chapter like 5 weeks in a row I don't know how long it'll go but like I said you can definitely tell stuff is moving towards a conclusion now not just setting up pieces anymore, you're probably better off just waiting for the end of the arc or some big thing to happen as like a bookmark>>79278159I reread jojolion partially like 6 times reading it as it came out and I am going to go reread it in full a 2nd time soon god I love that manga
>>79276761This was a great post lmao
>>79278164you exit but the play goes on........
being a bottom is a balancing act between not letting people know you want to be bullied and not actually putting them off bullying you
>>79277554when i good i always desperatly want to suck my own cock, unable to do that i am 100% certain that i'm going to slurp the semen up until the moment i've finished then i can't go thru with it. i would definitely clean fbf's cock if he came before me so i'm still coombrained
>>79278159I'm complaining because I don't want to be stuck in an infinite loop of reading same unfinished story over and over again
>>79277637>>79277873i was eating breakfast and walking my dog
>>79277644You literally live in America and never faced any hardship you schizophrenic retard. In a just world you would be homeless and dying in the streets begging story to take you in.
>>79278219when you get really good at reading it becomes clear that "endings" arent actually real. theres always an evident turn when the author decides its "time to end" and its clear that that part of the narrative is just done for convenience.
>>79278235The return of hue for the 30th time?
>>79278114Bog je Srbin i peder je
nyaa voli da pusi bosanski kurac haha
I want a boyfren
>>79278245I wish I was as smart and enlightened as you. Unfortunately you type in lowercase letters so I doubt you're actually smart.
nemo dicet a via dicendorum. estne causa facet meum sub caputis?
>>79278322propose the rules of a brain contest then
aw come on i might let you win if youre pathetic enough
brother took the ps4 so it's nuclear throne time now
>>79278382Trying to get storyanon to start a business with us
>>79278292Njaa ne volim, jebo sam te kad te vidim nja
>>79278445Zasto pricas kao mentalno zaostala osoba nja? Sta tvoja porodica misli o tvom ponasanju?
>>79278465Nja nisam mentalno zaostala osoba tkd. ne pricam kao mentalno zaostala osoba nja. Njaa misle da sam kul nja :3
>>79278444okay whats your idea mr trips
>>79278235>You literally live in Americano I don't>and never faced any hardship you schizophrenic retardyeah I havejust because you're paranoid enough to think that you're born in le third world shithole where le buwwies bweat up homoswexuals :((( doesn't mean anything faggot, YOU are a spoiled middle class retard who'd be scared of literally anything you bitchmade pussy nigga don't reply to me again low test filth
how do we even know the storyfortune is real? He has never posted proof, not that I blame him for not.
>>79278647why do you try to sound hard on the internet
>>79278662you're the one complaining about "how hard it is to be a gay bosnian" you spastic retard
but ah-non laif is so hard in bosnia! my papa herd sheep for 13 hour a day and get paid half a loaf of bred, and my friend gregoryov in klas told me "hey vladimir I think I'd kill a homersexual if I met one"bosnia is litcherally hiel on erf maan!
>>79278690why do you think i'm some other guy, and why didnt you answer my question
I am a spoiled retard who is afraid to leave his house and I'm not afraid to admit it
>>79277891He seems cute meow waa where hairy no beard finnish bf waa
>>79278720your "question" is loaded with the assumption that I'm "trying to be" something, and I kid you not I'm not trying to be anything when I tell you that YOU don't have it hard if you get to sit at home all day with endless access to the internet and all your basic needs metsure you might be a socially inept loser but you are by no means oppressed or marginalized or whatever the fuck, you're basically living the dream of most middle/lower class people without having to work your youth away before you can retire
>>79278734see you get a headpat for the honest and humble approach
>>79278813i didnt say any of thatits just funny to see someone say nigga and low test in the same sentencetheres literally one type of person who does that, and its the type of person who sucks the literal most
i miss bish...his tender tattlehis delicate drivel
>>79278852your perception of what I say is in a different manner than how I intend my words to come out because you're an overtly self serious hypersensitive incel that takes internet comments too serious nigga, shitpost some, NIGGA
>>79278707Miami is hell on earth, worse than Gaza right now
>>79278872youre really still trying after saying low test lol
>>79277723isn't this the tranny that shot up youtube hq
>>79278891yeahyeah you're right I was actually lying and pretending in all of my posts but you managed to catch me off guard and called out my lie and now I'm trying to cover it up with ironytake your meds schizo you're not an empath
>>79278889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHocLcEDEUsreal
I was actually in fact making a medical diagnosis when I called anon low test, it wasn't meant to be a low-blow insult pointing at his cowardish attitude but rather an expression of my heightened understanding of physiology through which I can read people's testosterone levels through my screen
>>79278911i literally have no idea what youre talking aboutim laughing at you for using low test as an insultgo watch more videos
>>79278937low test is an insult you ED having ass bitchmade sissy nigga
If there's a certain eceleb whose name starts with H that you hate, now is a good time to email your reps in congress to do something about him.
>>79278948please please go watch more videosyou need more words in your rotation. your vocabulary now is about five. its really boring when you start posting.
>>79278966choke on my cock you insecure faggot
I need a virgin boy boy bf that's really shy and recluse and inexperienced at dating and I gradually warm up to him over time and share a special bond with him and we eventually fall in love and become bfs.
>>79278995oh youre secure? youre so secure? write a sonnet if youre such a man.
>>79279036sorry you're the really secure man here whinging over people "unironically saying nigga and low test", gosh, what a MAN you are anon
Gaming has been going really well lately, here are some of my fav:>Nikoderiko Beat it today, it's a good example of why we need more (good) clones sine who knows when new dk game will come out>captain barrel Very simple modern arcade game but despite picking easiest difficulty and all that I still couldn't beat on quite a few tries. I had fun and that's all that matters tho>ChrotopiaRpgmaker narrative driven game without mucho texto and cute characters with some decent combat/platforming>speedollama Still playing this one, it's a pretty good run and gun game>Arisen Force: HeroTestReminds me of that one bleach gacha game I liked, still playingVengeance hunters is out, that's a good beat em up I bet. Excited for ys x and sonic x shadows generations but won't play either game just yet
>>79279064it just felt kinda dated and like...whats the word...cringebut so youre not gonna write a sonnet? sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5L9CwW5ChAWhich of these abusive terms used against gays do you identify with, /r9gay/?For me it's Chutney Ferret.
>>79279112what ive learned from this is that (str8?) brits don't wipe thems arsch
time to motherfucking pig out now that my tooth is fixed. Where should I get my slop feast tonight?
>>79279112Fairy and fruit are cute.
>>79279287do you ever go to chipotle? i like the burritos, but i kind of hate going there now because 99% of people get "bowls" which are...well literal slop.
making an anal burrito with latino top bf...
>>79279319there is one in town but I've never eaten there. I don't normally go for spicy food at all.
>>79279287Go to a mcdonalds and order enough food for 3 people and eat all of it sitting at a table and make loud pig screeching noises while you eat it
>>79279319why do you have to eat the bowl too as it disintegrates at the bottom
>>79279345well luckily for you the average person there seems to get just rice, cheese and meat in a bowl. personally i get a chicken burrito with everything available becuase thats the best value and tastiest. the chipotle near me is really generous though. its still not like spicy spicy though.
>>79279367even the chipotle ads now just show the gross ass paper bowls, i literally hate itone time i was at mcdonalds and saw this girl squirt ketchip onto a napkin and dip her fries in it, its almost that gross
>>79279419not much worse than doing it on the paper place mats they give (or used to, I might be out of touch here)
would a bottom let his bf hold his peenis while he goes pee pee?
only if I can hold yours and we go together. I need a bf into pee play.
>>79279432they literally have little waxed paper cups to squirt your ketchup into. i cant deal with people like you. it would be so easy not to be gross but you just dont care.
How am I gonna pee when I get an erection due to our mutual pp holding?
>>79279456what kind of pee pee play are you into
the top is probably better at aiming than me anyway...
what if we have sex while covered in each others pee pee it will be all wet and sloppy
do i drop reading subahibi and start reading kara no shoujo or carry on with subahibi...
>>79279521this is gross pee is really not nice on your skin
>>79279528you only want to watch each other pee pee but not feel it on each other?
I'm not wearing underwear right now, anyone else?
>>79279555I'm not the other anon just saying pee sitting on skin like actually burns and does not feel good, you could pee pee on each other in the shower
He can pee on me but only in the shower or right before and he has to avoid my mouth/face/hair.
Teto says you're all faggots.
>>79279569me too im naked
>>79279569I almost never wear underwear unless I need to leave my house I just throw on shorts if I need to leave my room
i need cute boy to go pee pee in my mouth
Do you guys produce precum? I barely even make any, I'm pretty much dry until I coom.
>>79279643Lots. Maybe you fap and finish too quickly? What if you're horny for a long time?
>>79279609>i need cute boy>cute boyYou need to go to jail, pedo.
>>79279643It's based on how sweaty you are. People who genetically make more and smellier sweat have more precum.
I think if you jerk off a lot you make less pre
>>79279654you can be cute and a boy and still be adult
>>79279696You are still encouraging pedophilia by using that language.
i don't even have to touch my dick to get totally drenched in prethinking about pre made me pre
>>79279732i dont care boy still sounds better than saying man and it reinforces cutesy talk amongst bottoms
You will never take the good boy away from me
so does the other florida anon want to play super animal royale or not
>>79279765>boy still sounds better than saying manYou think that because you're a pedo but what do i expect on the pedo site.
>>79279761Does your precum smell?
i want to get another elfbar but i cant decide on the flavor. apparently illegal in my state, but a store around the corner from me sells them...
oversized black knit sweater covered in vanilla perfume>>79279806not really but it's pretty salty
>>79279848You eat your own precum? Do you also eat your cum?
me and the cockroaches fighting over who gets to lick up daddy's cummies first from the bathroom carpet
These threads make so much more sense once you realize they're full of autogynephiles and pedophiles larping as gay.
>>79279856no and no i just wanted to give you a demonstration
is it international cum eating day or something
I generate only a little of pre when jacking off but my undies get practically flooded if a man talks to me mean or I'm super aroused for other similar reasons
>teehee i get wet like a girl when daddy degrades mehello autogynephile
>>79279922Nah, I'm just a plain old faggot. Maybe cull your brainworms a little, sister
If given the chance to switch to a female body I would without a second thought but unless they can magically make me a bio woman I will never troon.
Same, I feel bad for being gay not because I don't wanna like men but because I feel like I'm not good enough for a man to love me and if I was a woman it would be so much easier to find a bf
In the end I had a free pizza from dominoes so I got that. Still gotta save money where I can.
>>79279953that is literally AGP>>79279968I have this insecurity sometimes but then I remember not everyone is a pornbrained prison gay 4channer and are actually attracted to men
>>79279990Yeah to men but I feel like I'm not manly enough to apply to people who want mascs and not fem enough for people who want femsI also feel like I couldn't provide enough in other ways because of who I am (overall, not just my sex)
>>79279990Agp is a misproven idea that a retarded sexologist made up based on if a tranny wants to fuck him or not and is nowadays used purely for shitslinging, it's like prisongay but even more retarded and less meaningful
>>79280025Found the prison gay AGP.
>>79280009anon that is porn brain extremes it's ok to just be a normal guy, most people are somewhere in between not some great idealization of masc or fem, personally I think it's more interesting anyway to have that gradient and get to learn like oh he acts this way in this kind of situation not just always acting le manly or le girly
>>79280031Found the braindead retard
>>79280046Consider that people generally only object to the concepts of agp and prison gayness if they strike a nerve.
>>79280042But I'm not normal either, I'm really fucking weird and offputtingMy point is that I have many negative things about me and nothing positive I can think of so I cant see anyone loving me if I was a woman I would at least have 50 times the dating pool and I would have to worry less about who will react violently if I ask them out and people wouldn't need to do the same to approach me
Need more lemmino videos
>>79280058Yeah, the nerve of "fucking fed up with people parroting this meaningless nonterm to gatekeep and shitsling when they have 0 actual points"
>>79280074It sounds like you just have really bad self esteem issues anon and you feel like it would be easier as a woman but that's not really a healthy way to think. When I was younger I used to wish every night I could just be anyone else because anyone must be better than me but at some point you have to accept that this is who you are and that it's ok even if there are bad things about you you have the power to work on and change a lot of those things. You were born this way and maybe that isn't fair but you shouldn't hate yourself for that, I really believe everyone has beautiful parts of themselves you just need to find what is beautiful about you for yourself
>agp tranny bipedo hours againBye, call me back later, usually threads are nice
>>79280091>meaninglessIf these terms are meaningless why do you feel targeted when they're used while others don't?>gatekeepGatekeeping is a good thing.
>>79280122I logically know I have good things about myself, I just don't feel like that's true. I definitely can't imagine why anyone would choose to love me and want to be that close with me instead of someone else. Not having any experience of such definitely doesn't help.
>>79271874>tfw no /r9gay/ autist to turn into a bloated two-story tall blueberry
>>79280141youre saying he "felt targeted" because he told you to shut your useless yapper...its literally the same shit every day with you psychology believers. literally just stop talking, god. you have not said an original thing in your entire life. you are a parrot.
>>79280141Because I know that they're bullshit? I'm annoyed about their use overall, not that somebody is calling me one. Gatekeeping is retarded, it's just a childish way of insulting people when you can't come up with actual insults. >Hurr people who like masc men aren't gay>Hurr people who like fem men aren't gay>Hurr tops aren't gay>Hurr bottoms aren't gayOnly a giant retard would think this is a good thing. You're defending it because you're depending on it.
>>79280151You already know that you have good aspects, that's good! I think you have to realize that what you are feeling is JUST a feeling and it is a super normal one to have when you have never had love before too. Even if you feel like you don't deserve love or no one would ever give it you that's ok as long as you don't give up on wanting and looking for love and don't use that feeling as an excuse to do things you know are wrong I think most likely you are going to be alright anon. I hope one day you find the right guy who can give you all the love you need to realize you are a nice person and deserved that love all along
There's a boy with a fat juicy ass that wants to have sex with me and I want to have sex with him but we are too far away from each other and it's driving me mad.
>>79280183I have already given up. If I was inherently worth of love I would have less experiences of people close to me hurting me and more experiences of being loved. I'm tired.
>>79280182>Hurr people who like fem men aren't gayThis one is true though.
>>79280223Good, hope you kill yourself over it
>>79280238it's ok to be tired anon, even if it's just a teensy tiny little bit I know you have some hope in you still we never really give up until we are gone. The actions of others towards you doesn't always reflect your true nature anon, maybe they are the wrong ones, you assume it must be your fault because it's more comfortable to think you were always in control but sometimes we are just put into bad places with bad people and there was nothing we could have done
>>79280245This is exactly what I mean. Retarded whining that helps no one. Height of consent tier>>79280279If you define having hope as being alive then I guess I do have some but I genuinely cannot imagine anyone loving me or me trusting anyone enough
>>79280372if that's all you can manage right now, but I feel like you probably have more hope than you think. Sometimes you probably have a stray thought or daydream you imagine being with someone, im sure you also immediately scold yourself and tear that image in your mind up saying it's hopeless but you still had that little thought before rejecting it
>>79280394Used to get that when I saw people I thought were attractive but it always made me sad and now it's not conscious anymore. Daydreams about cuddling and stuff always turn violent or otherwise unpleasant so I try not to think about those things either. Overall I feel bad about my appearance because I've gained a lot of weight since the psychosis so I don't feel like I deserve to even imagine romantic things anyway
>>79280438>I've gained a lot of weight since the psychosisHahahaha hehehe
>>79280438do you have any particular problem foods? for me i constantly crave black coffee with potato chips.
>>79280459Mhm I used to be like 60kg in the army because I exercised a ton.
>>79280467You lived on a strict diet of semen and a regular exercise routine of rape
>>79280438Personally I don't think putting on weight, especially when it's because of a stressful situation, makes you any less worthy of love. But either way you know you can lose that weight it's just a temporary state. I am sorry but I am just an internet guy so I can't give too much great advice on how to deal with the trauma stuff but I think all your suffering and struggling is because deep down you really do still want love and I think it can happen for you one day
>>79280466Sweet stuff probably contributed a lot but nowadays it's more that I forget to eat the whole day and then I'm too hungry to sleep so I eat a lot right before going to sleep more than what I eat.
bsh........
>>79280482hm, i am trying to get back down to about 60kg as well. i like to keep lots of apples in the fridge, because otherwise i have a tendency to eat a lot of spaghetti before bed. its just kind of something to do as much as it is for hunger.
>>79280476So funny. Hopefully you get raped too since it's such a hilarious thing to you >>79280477The reasons for why I am too hideous and insane to love don't matter since they make me unlovable all the same. It's definitely possible to lose weight but it's hard to be motivated when I'll still be too insane to ever get a bf + I do recognize on some level I'm afraid of losing weight because I got assaulted and treated unpleasantly with some sexual undertones multiple times when I was slim so I'm scared it will happen again even if I know that's stupid
>>79280517I like yoghurt and dried fruit as a healhty snack . I also like to snack on carrots when watching stuff etc. since they're crunchy
>>79280522I don't think that sounds stupid anon that's very sad but also reasonable. I also don't think you're as unlovable as you think, I realize now I am talking to the same person as the other day (I am slow).
>>79280522>So funny. Hopefully you get raped too since it's such a hilarious thing to youLol imagine if a cute twink held me down and forcibly started bouncing up and down on my dick until my balls were completely drained and then held me down afterwards forcing me to cuddle him the whole night. You're right that would be so funny and hilarious if that happened lol lmao xd
>>79280536i cant do dried fruit. i just eat all of it because its so tasty. even regular raisins are hard for me to resist.
Already watched up to season 3. I'll skip the last seasons and try Cadfael for my late night viewing
>>792805924 is still worth watching imo
>>79280557Meow it doesn't matter because no one will ever get close enough to see anyway >>79280562Ah yes because that's how rape works, someone you find very attractive does something you don't object to in a manner you find agreeable. Would you think this fantasy was as cool if it was story instead of a twink? Fucking soulless golem. Not to mention this notion of "rape doesn't feel bad if someone attractive does it" is beyond braindead.>>79280565Meow I eat it in mysli meow
>>79280621Okay I won't try to convince you anymore then, atleast for today :3
>>79280621Just because I'm a gentile and you're jewish doesn't mean you can call me a golem
>>79280605I like 4, 5 is where I really noticed a drop in quality. They really butchered characters and gutted subplots. It has its moments but I don't think I could sit through it again
>>79280634You cannot convince me of this any more than you could convince me that the sun isn't real. I have all the evidence pointing to only one direction and I have no reason to believe otherwise on any level.>>79280634
>>79280621yeah i buy it for oatmeal but then i just eat it. and you shouldnt be mean to people...
>>79280656Yeah, I can call you a golem because you're a violent soulless automaton>>79280685I think I should be mean to people who spend all their time here harassing me and think me getting sexually assaulted is a good thing
>>79280684I know anon you have 100% faith in it but we are both gonna be in here anyway and it's in my nature to yap about such things to you. sorry!
>>79280709You're a conniving soulless jew halfbreed and a schizophrenic tranny, you have no right to judge anyone.
i don't post on r9gay anymore cus it's just nonstop arguing. i just play nuclear throne and apex legends and super animal royale
>>79280709i didnt mean whoever youre arguing with. he sucks.
>>79280715MeowI feel sad now because I'm so broken I can't even think about many of these things without feeling dread and nausea or starting to shake uncontrollably etc>>79280727Yawn you're proving me right
>>79280709You getting sexually assaulted isn't a good thing but it is justified since you're a massive whore and extremely annoying.
>>79280756I do my best but I am also insane and evil and I should be humiliated and killed publicly as an example
>>79280732arguing is the essence of verbal communications specifically if you're not doing anything else to spend the time together, an alternative is "blogposting" but people don't really have the kind of interesting lives nor interest in other people's interesting lives for that to take place, 4chan people have a meltdown at the sight of just about anyone getting attention
>>79280781That's not any better. I'm not a whore and definitely not a massive one and being annoying isn't a justification for violence. I genuinely hope you get sexually assaulted repeatedly in a situation where you:re forced to live with the perpetrator so that you can develop a little perspective into the matter. You're clearly too emotionally retarded to understand without experience.
>>79280772I don't want you to be sad about it we can have silly little conversations too don't worry,
>>79280793its okay. i'm also mean to people a lot.
>>79280825Yawn, you're proving me right.
I mean the entire premise of there being an /r9gay/ is stupid, being gay isn't really something much to talk about nor is it a hobby or really anything that unites people together, and it's specifically worse because no one here is even dating someone that they could talk about their own dating issues/experiences. The concept would MAYBE function as a real life group with the supplement of real life activities or theoretically as something like a discord server, though that seems to have failed multiple times so far due to the autistic nature of robots
>>79280827YayHave you done anything nice today>>79280840You probably have a good reason I'm just bitter and abrasive
>>79280895I have not been out of bed yet but I shared a funny cat video with all of my online friends
>tfw no bf to spend time with and make the days feel less slow than they do now
>>79280891Is there anyone here who wants to play board/card/miniature/roleplaying games with me if we could hang out irl
>>79280909Yay what kind
my library has weekly board game hangout afternoons but it's only for kids and the board games have missing pieces anyways
>>79280917who the fuck is "you" nigga? people tend to care about WHO they're interacting with rather than what they're doing, and if you're that oppossyum nigga I suggest you kill yourself
>>79280917hello yes I love most card games and also am slowly getting into rp games>>79280928It's not a webm and I am too stupid to catbox but I assure you the cat makes a funny shocked face
>>79280934My library has weekly fag shit it's become some major faggot group thing where they even hang a giant tranny nigger flag in the window
>>79280934There is a boardgame club on mondays 5 minutes away from where I live but everybody else there is twice my age so it feels a bit scary so I rarely wanna go
>>79280917I think I'd enjoy tabletop rpgs. I have enough minis to play small scale wargames and cardgames like poker or snap are fun
>>79280960funnily enough every teen hangout is full of lgbt people but they're all insufferable anyways
>>79280949YayEver played exceed? What rpgs you getting into? Running or playing?
>>79280895true, i absolutely have a good reason each and every time. i dont know why abrasive is a bad thing though. like what you want to be smooth? if more people were abrasive we wouldnt have half the problems.
>>79280941can we call you the honky
>>79280968you wouldn't want a boyfriend twice your age?
>>79280980I think they are a really nice way to spend time, more personal than a lot of things. What kind of miniatures? I also have enough stuff for two players of all the games I play but no one to teach them.to. I've also played things using cardboard minis and terrain, shit was hella cash
>>79280985No but I have heard of that before it's like pretty splashy right? I am about to play call of cthulu starting tomorrow and I have been playing ungodly messy homebrew based on gurps for like 3 years mostly dming, was trying to play just straight up dnd too but can't find a group
>>79280986It means that I start shit for no other reason than that I feel bad and someone pisses me off>>79281003They're all probably married and I don't want to bf someone who is hostile and scary. The host organizes lgbt boardgaming nights once a month, I'll probably try to go next month
>>79280996rather be a honky than a wannabe "deep" poet any day babe
>>79281031Yeah it's pretty quick.I think the lcg format of prebuilt unchanging decks is coolI don't like dnd that much but CoC is epic. A friend ran a campaign last year set in 1920's finland where we were playing as glowies brushing paranormal cases under the carpet. What's your campaigns hook?
>>79281049youre literally afraid to write words that rhyme lol
>>79281037someone pissing you off is a perfectly valid reason. you confuse me.
>>79281022Mine are historical being a Saxon and Norman army. I like Warhammer minis but only want a few characters as I just have them for display.
>>79281056I believe it is a module? It's called something orient express about a spoopy train coming out of 1920s london.I have wanted to play CoC for yearsss and this is my first chance, I was laughing so hard when I found out there was a salary stat
>>79281062no rather what I'm trying to point out is that your persona lacks proper presentation and really is a caricature of what you want it to seem like
>>79281087youre calling other people "fake deep" and then writing shit like this. god damn. literally write one thing that rhymes. why wont you?
>>79281105because I choose not to play by your rules, for the second time nowdo you have a tendency to try dragging people through the mud because of some narcissistic obsession with asserting yourself?
>>79281077Not for me>>79281078YayI have one (1) space marine I haven't painted it>>79281079Yay hope it goes good, does it have pregenerated chars? Character creation is easily the shittiest part of coc
>>79281151 It doesn't but we are going to do it all together in the first session so it shouldn't be too bad. I started reading the rulebook once I realized it was in the archive online thing and was getting excited reading rules lol
>>79281175Okay hopefully you have a lot of time, our character creation took 6 hours I think
https://vocaroo.com/1oPoWzY0d0jQcute chubby finnish boy rambles about obscure rts games
>>79281140why is rhyming such a big deal to you? little kids do it lol.
>>79281184>6 hoursAIIIIEWe only have 4 players and dm is experienced so hopefully it's not QUITE that long, still deciding if I want to push my luck on strangers and try to be an IRA member for my character lol
>>79281206>why is rhyming such a big deal to you?because you're asking me to do it
>>79281219We had 4 players too but I don't reme6id we did the backups too or not. but the skills are especially bad since there are a metric fuckton of them and they're annoyingly granular because it's percentile. I believe in you but might be rough
>>79281250Well I don't mind I am a stinky neet boy with nothing better to do anyway
>>79281194Why does he sound like that?
>>79281240i asked you to do it because i knew you wouldnt. easy
>>79281399*ahem*well in that CASEI shall drop the BASSjust like how yo mommadropped you on yo FACE
>>79281368Please elaborate on what you mean so that I can formulate a response
>>79281573Formulate deez nutz nigga
>>79281595Meow where nuts meow I need delicious balls on my face
>>79281618Fat faggot had enough food now he's trying to eat balls
>>79281642What a knewslapper. You should do stand up. These remind me of Joe Rogans newest special.Now where nuts to gobble
>>79281618My balls hurt and I need you to kiss my boo boo
meow gargle on my fat latino brown twink nuts you chubby psycho
>>79281754Okay mwwah mwwah did it help>>79281773Why are you so mean waa...
>>79281783i always found you attractive if a bit annoying and stupid
>>79281819Okay sorry for being annyoing and stupid I'm trying my best I'm sorry...
It'd be nice if someone could strangle me in my sleep. That's likely too much to hope for so maybe I'll try therapy if this feeling persists.
>>79281819I think he'd look cute too if his face was a little less round and fat
>>79281854i think he's look even cuter with my cum all over his mouth
holy fuck you mfs have zero standards god damn
my standard: don't be a normie
Not everyone has no standards, I'd only let a guy with big strong hands strangle me
no fun dominating someone that's asking for itmuch rather strangle the tumblrfag
I've never used tumblr in my life
You're at your bestWhen the road gets roughYou've been put to the testBut it's never enoughYou got the touch! You got the power!
that was so wack
I don't think I could respond without sounding mad or flustered
>>79281854I definitely agree, I tried finding the one selfie I have of myself from between the army and the psychosis where I think I look alright.>>79281869Why are you so lewd all of a sudden>>79281879I don't think you belong here>>79281963I use tumblr meow (at least used to)>>79282026I could, easily although I'd ask them why they care
>>79282072>I don't think you belong herenah bitch you just ugly asf
>>79282072i didn't get a (you) in this batch can I get one next batch please cutie
>>79282072why aren't you resisting my lewdness i thought you didn't like me
>>79282091I'm really not but if anything incels having low standards is good>>79282108Meow (you) get a (you) and (you) get a (you) and...>>79282121I'm too timid to meow....just a poor little faggot too scared to speak up... Meow...
>>79282149>-< thank you those should sustain me for awhile
>>79282159I'm tiwed
>>79282165is it bedtime?
>incels>having low standards
>>79282179Yeah I should take my meds and a shower>>79282183Depends on the incel
>>79282194nice warm shower time :3>>79282183I don't know how high my standards count as but almost none of them have to do with looks it's all about personality
>normal standards>afraid of people so it doesn't make a difference
>>79282212Meow I dislike being wet
incel "standards" is yapping about tfw no 6'9 chad twink bf 24/7 and then calling >meow cute out of desperation and his given accessibility kek
>>79282222quads of truth... I love being wet I wish I lived in a lake
r9gay is proof that incels are right and that bottoms only want chad
>>79282233Delusional + obsessed>>79282249I don't want chad, I want a normal man I like and who likes me
>>79282249not being fat/mobese/unfit doesn't make you chad
tfw no short chubby guy to have r9gay call my chad
>>79282255>>79282259You say all these things about wanting a normal guy but we've seen dozens of people in the thread offering to fuck you and all those people trying to add meow on discord as well
>>79282286I'm not a bottom nor do I think lowly of myself as to behave in your disgusting ways
>>79282286>You didn't add 200 randos sending you requests because someone made an rp request with your pics on /soc/ and didn't want to date people who live on another continent therefore your standards are highGenuinely braindead take
A chad bf would make me feel worse about being a loser. Give me a regular guy who for some likes me warts and all
>>79282298>admitted he rejected over 200 people>still claims to be an incelDirty lyin ass hoe
me personally tbdesu I would personally refuse to interact with someone whose initial interest in me stems from nothing but my physical appearance, despite being confident in my appearance I think it's shallow
>>79282339this is why I actually prefer meeting people online despite all the other drawbacks
>>79282349totally because you don't get horribly anxious irl right babe
>>79282349What happens when you're really into someone then you finally see how they look and you're not sexually attracted?
>>79282383I must be proper fucked being horribly anxious when online and irl
>>79282383shhh>>79282391Well I never had it happen, I don't actually talk to many people even online my first e-bf though was definitely someone I never would have dated purely on looks but I became attracted to him over time it's hard to explain you can make your brain get horny for people if you want
>>79282320Blocking a spam account on discord because someone sent them after you maliciously is not "rejecting someone">>79282339I agree especially since me being insane is kinda important
you're not insane you just have a made up personality disorder that justifies you being a shitarded person
>>79282411What do you have to justify your compulsive lying
>>79282405How long did you last with your e-bf?
>>79279990Why are you having a melty over the thread againDo you also sperg out every time straights use the world girl?
I propose a (you) embargo on the seething retard
>>79279968He is NOT a tranny btw chud
>>792824601 year, they dumped/cheated on me btw for what it's worth and I was a complete wreck for years all over a guy I didn't even find attractive at first look damn
>>79282479literally who's seething you dramaqueen faggot
Going back to my pyromancer build. Can't sleep so throwing fireballs at people will do until I can.
>>79280182>Hurr people who like women and don't like men at all are gay chud
>>79280223You better start driving then
>>79282515You >>79282537Lazy
>>79282462I think you have the wrong poster I didn't know using buzzwords would get me mistaken for some thread schizo i'm new here....
>>79282553I'm not even a part of whatever the discussion is about but damn you're retarded>hurr hurr someone disagreed with me->quick jarvis, call him seething, say he's having a meltdown and throwing a tantrum, then stop making
>>79282578stop making logical responses*hit enter instead of backspace, fudge
>>79282578Meds pls and fast
>>79280482How are you so retarded to forget to eat the whole day?
>>79282592what even is the topic exactly? were you coping that prison gay and AGP aren't real things?
>>79282593nta not having an appetite or really caring about eating does it for me
>>79282553No, it proves a point gatekeeping is good if done properly, it's something we all do anyway. Yes men shouldn't be in women only spaces and so on. Nothing inherently wrong with gatekeeping.You went for low hanging fruit yourself, of course gay just means men attracted to ONLY men, regardless of looks. Do we include bis into gay? No, of course not. And that's gatekeeping.
>someone else with basic common sense stumbles upon the hellhole that is r9fag>immediately confused as me the "thread schizo" when retards get called out on their bullshit because they're too used to freely speaking their inconsistent retard takes out loud
>>79280557Maybe you learn your lesson next time: you're talking to a wall and nothing you say will help
>>79282550The boy I was talking about posts in this thread btw
>>79282593Autism>>79282606Because they aren't? I don't think prisongays have been studied but agp is patently bullshit and they are used way more than the actual amount of people they could charitably be describing. The truth is not a cope even if it makes you mad.>>79282613And gatekeeping preferences helps how? This started from me saying that I get aroused from men talking dirty to me and the golem having a melty over it because apparently being submissive means you are agp. I think this is extremely retarded and benefits no one. Do you disagree? Why?
>>79282640Common sense being >only people who have my exact tastes are gay and if you like something I don't you're a [buzzword] [buzzword] [buzzword]Holy delusion
>>79282661>Because they aren't?prison gay is an arbitrary term that refers to losers who claim to be gay solely due to how unsuccessful they are with women, it's not a clinical nor professional term>Autogynephilia is defined as a male's propensity to be sexually aroused by the thought or image of himself as female.again sounds like an arbitrary definition on par with whatever we call people trans, I'm not the initial anon that used the word AGP but yeah I'd think there's something wrong with a "gay dude" if he casually dreams of having been born a girlnot really rocket science nor is there any need to play semantics>>79282678>hurr I want to fuck a boy but the boy needs to look like a girlgo back
>>79280804You could just have a civil discourse instead of sperging out and slinging shit
>>79282696it is civil discourse every single time and you motherfuckers are the only ones that start "slinging shit" when it starts "lol too long I didn't read haha" "lol you're sperging let me stop conversating haha" etc, that's exactly how the conversations end nearly every single time because 90% of the science related shit you claim is straight up fucking WRONG and you morons don't have the IQ to come up with your own moral views and express them
>>79282661I disagree with the example but gatekeeping spaces helps keep those spaces free of those who don't belong there. You understand this. You gatekeep yourself. Why pretend it's bad?
>>79282713See? You're sperging out at me for no reason. I'm not your emotional punching bag, learn to regulate your emotions like a big boy
>tfw no bf who'd lighten my mornings with some foot pics
>>79282729>See? You're sperging out at me for no reason. I'm not your emotional punching bagholy victim complex dude go cry about it, be sure to write about how abusive I was in your diary too you sissy
>>79282692Does not change what I said, that being that it's being used more as an insult for someone who likes men wrong than it is for that purpose, exactly like agp is used by trans women to say that someone they don't like is being trans wrong. It's the equivalent of a child calling someone a mean poopy head in 95% of cases.AGP is a term coined by a sexologist who's super retarded even by sexology standards which are already low and no one takes it seriously. How is it "philia" if the reason for wanting to be a woman is not sexual but because of societal norms? That's called internalized homophobia, not agp. You daft cunt.Nice strawman. Did you make it by yourself? Why pipe up if you have zero idea about the thing being discussed?
>>79282720Not all gatekeeping is bad, the no true faggot type gatekeeping retards here love is. Did this help you understand?
i stayed up late drinking againi hate being retarded and i hate lifei hate this stupid timer too
Why can;t we be freinds why cant we be friends ;-;
>>79282770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmcNbsLCpBQ
>>79282765With you on all counts anon
>>79282739>Does not change what I said, that being I'm going to change the meaning of the words and also the context of the conversationyeah anyways, yeah, there is being gay wrong and I'm sure there is being trans wrong, though being trans is a much more complicated topic that I wouldn't claim to be qualified to discuss in depth, and I don't think you are eitherif a dude claims to be gay, then said dude's preferences for his "gay men" seem to mirror female characteristics in a man, then said dude is either a prison gay loser or a pornbrained freak, you get the gist, there's probably a similar logic for troons>le strawman do take a moment to absorb your surroundings with the 6 gorillion dudes per thread that want to date emasculated twinks
gym sub or buy weights?
>>79281773Attention whore lolcow crossover
>>79282993I'd buy weights its nice being able to workout at home
>>79282755Gatekeeping gay can be good or bad, I literally explained how it works in my second response
>>79282993homegym if you can afford a bench and a decent amount of weights, gym otherwise
>>79282975There really isn't. You either are gay or you are not. If you like men exclusively you're gay, if not then not. Your tastes beyond that do not change this fact. Wanting abfem twink is a high standard but it doesn't make you any less gay. Fem twinks still exist and if they like men that doesn't make their boyfriends not gay. Like I said: height of consent tier bullshit.
drunk brit is to brad what brad is to 3ds what 3ds is to bunny"human" r9gaypede
>>79283006Your response was stupid and wrong amd even if it wasn't I would still be correct in saying that even if there is a correct usage the majority of the uses are still bullshit no true scotsman whining.
>>79283013>I'm gonna try playing semantics in the discussion of an arbitrary definition because I graduated from the clown school of arguingwow please go back to /r/eddit
>>79283023Oh sorry, does defining terms right take away your whole argument since it's wholly based on semantic ambiguity with 0 actual points? Poow widdwe baby!
>>79283005yea i dont want to get off a gym and walk home late at night, unfortunately at the same time >>79283011 i dont think i can even fit a bench in my room, plusearly progress is supposed to be fast so i would spend a lot on weights.its over.
>>79283031>Oh sorry, does defining terms rightreally reddit-esque, please proceed to kill yourself but that aside no, you're not really defining terms right because we're not discussing the very definition of homosexuality but rather the sociological dissection of certain people that self identify as gayssimply put, person A has a lifelong failed attempts at trying to get on with women, and after some point he decides to ditch his heterosexuality and now claims to be a gay man who's solely attracted to uber effeminate men, again, from a sociological perspective this is obviously an act of desperation and not an actual preference or personal identity, doesn't really matter the definition of the word because we're not trying to cum over dictionaries hereyou retarded idiot
>>79283051Retarded whinging besides the point yet again. What you described rarely ever happens amd even then you're only prisongay if you try it and don't like it. Otherwise you're just a latent homosexual. Calling actual arguments reddit because you have no response is weak and pathetic.
and the funniest part is it's so obvious why you're on the other side of the fence of this topic, because you yourself are a complete failure of a fucking loser who managed to date exactly zero girls in his life and you feel attacked by these terms because they just get under your skin so bad, L O L !
>>79282339Based so based I couldn't agree more. This is why I don't like attention whores here, it screams they have no personality so they have to use their body to get anyone to notice them. Real men fall in love with words on the screen (semi unironically)
Guys I don't wanna make 2 threads in a row I leave it to you
Did meow ever talk to bunnymutt privately and exchange nudes or did he prefer to do that in public?
>>79283066>What you described rarely ever happens amd even then you're only prisongay if you try it and don't like it. Otherwise you're just a latent homosexual.cope harder you loser, the penis doesn't have a consciousness of it's own and it'll irrefutably feel pleasure once it's rubbing against basically any sorts of flesh, same with how women irrefutably orgasm during rape, doesn't justify some losers' (like yourself) trying to call yourself gay as a last resort>Calling actual arguments reddit because you have no response is weak and patheticshitting out dictionary definitons while disregarding the contextual subject is the exact definition of reddit, in which definitions are subject to change over time depending on the people's usage of words and understandings of concepts, so there really isn't a wholly universal definition of anything, which is often what your kind of retard pulls out in a conversation as to muddy the waters and end it on a "how can we argue anything if definitions aren't real"kill yourself I genuinely mean it, you're bottom of the barrel filth, disgusting parasite
>>79282658If I haven't seen you two talk in here then you're tourists and newfags larpers
>>79283127Shhh you don't need to know
>>79283067>Every gay man is just a failed straightoidNot worth responding to yawn>>79283073Fuck off. You're conflating two completely different things. I attention whore to *drum roll* get ATTENTION. I don't do it to seduce people because A. It will attract only people wanting you for bad reasonsB. No one here is an eligible candidate because e relationships are not real and anyone who thinks otherwise is coping HARDC. Even if that wasn't true you cannot form an opinion of someone's irl personality online because that's a different thing from their irl personality. >>79283095No, you seem to forget I never liked him and hated him for the stunt he tried to pull and being overall cringe
>>79283138>Every gay man is just a failed straightoidnah just you and the 95% of the posters here
>>79282733You can't even bake poopcookies
>>79283150you're so adorable
>>79283108So retarded it's not even real. Arousal is mostly in your brain. If you could just have sex with anyone because "hurr it's just flesh (and smell and sound and feel and...)The contextual subject changes jack shit. Words have meanings, if your argument depends on mangling that meaning it's not an argument, it's a comforting lie. You getting this mad over losing an argument just proves I'm right and that you know it too. Kill yourself for being a braindead retard desantti.>>79283149But I've never been interested in women so how can I fail at getting a gf? This is just retarded homophobic rhetoric, "men are icky to me so no one can like them". Fucking weak.
>>79282975>being trans is a much more complicated topic that I wouldn't claim to be qualified to discuss in depth, and I don't think you are eitheryou literally believe straight up nonsense if its said by someone using big words. please go away and think until youre less ridiculous.
>>79283132Yes I do if it's in a public thread but since you're a lying loser you can continue to larp. You know anons read these threads right? You can't just create a boy out of nothing and act like you met the love of your life here or some bullshit
>>79283138You fuck off seething tranny. I didn't respond to you and you're a low level attention whore that posts xirs body online so you have zero value and everyone has seen your fat stomach lolYou are just a desperate whore too autistic to get attention irl
>>79283186you can have sex without initial arousal you retard, once again I'm telling you that the penis does NOT have a consciousness of it's own, it doesn't matter who's sucking or sitting on it, if someone is doing either of those things you WILL get an erection and irrefutably have an orgasm>the contextual subject changes jackshitthis is why you're the epitome of reddit, you're trying to argue the precise words being used when we're having a discussion about abstract concepts, when I'm pointing out sociological patterns to you and your response is "but this is the dictionary definition of homosexuality" you are the very definition of what people call retarded, that is word to word playing semantics and does not contribute anything to any conversation nor does it prove any pointslegit kill yourself, you're a pseudo intellectual retard and even the people on your side of the subject hate retards like you
>>79283208mom hes calling people losers on the internet again
>>79283193Seething, crying, and shitting your pants because 2 people are interested in each other and you didn't personally see it.
I am going to start sending posters to their room if they don't behave
What I dislike about the prisongay agp dichotomy is that it's broad enough to apply to just about anything. You get aroused from being subby? AGP. You like smooth skin? Prisongay. You like hairy manly men? AGP. Etc. It's not a descriptive term, it's a prescriptive one. You start by deciding that you dislike this person for not sharing your taste in men and then you come up with a reason why their tastes make them "fake gay". I'm so fucking tired of it because it's genuinely so online and removed from reality. No one who could get a bf would need to delegitimize the gayness of others on such retarded grounds
What will you do to posters who spend all day in their room?
>>79283217No just calling out liars
>>79283247Make them have a heartfelt conversation with me about their self isolation (if they don't behave)
>>79283249No, just delusional and seething over boys liking each other
>>79283247beat them up and kick them the fuck out of my room like I would to any illegal alien invading my living space
>>79283259I'm glad you can read minds and use your superpower in a mentally ill 4chan threads instead of solving other major world problems
>>79283270I'm glad you can seethe and make up things in your mind about other posters.
>>79283215And why would you have sex if you're not aroused? Almost like they actually like men? Fucking STUPID RETARD.You are wrong because you are trying to argue that gayness is something metaphysical, a quality that's separate from liking men that you have to do right. But that's not true. Gayness means liking men as a man. Any further qualifications you try to force on it are pure ideological bullshit because you want to gatekeep liking men because it makes you feel less bad about yourself or something. No amount of shouting reddit will change reality, no amount of coping will change anything. You lost before you even started. It's so funny that you're calling me a pseud for sticking to facts and logic while trying to sell your emotional non-arguments as anything but. It's sad and pathetic.
>>79283260if youd like to continue...but may i add that...no. nevermind. just finish it. or go til you fall asleep. jinkies.
>>79283258A conversation with another human bean? Your punishment is far crueler than any I could imagine
>>79283247anal rape correction
im drinking irresposibly even thouhg i have to wake up 5 hours from now
