riff raff editionprev >>79269678
Meow I'm sad and lonely I wish I had a bf who I could snuggle next to and feel safe and loved and sleep soundly instead of feeling empty and alone and fearing that I'll disappear if I fall asleep
>>79283260>ugly pic>didn't even put /r9gay/ correctly or use #Die scum
>>79283314no one stopped you making it bitch
the toes
>>79283401Who just posted dey dogs in da thread nigga? dis a meow post?
>>79283287And why would you have sex if you're not aroused? Almost like they actually like men? Fucking STUPID RETARD.this is one of those moments where your complete lack of any sexual experience just shinesI'll give you a firsthand example, I gave head to a dude on two different occasions, we were more or less friends initially and the first time around it happened because he "asked me to massage his legs" and I just happened to massage his wrong parts, leading to him getting an erection, then to him getting head, the second time around was more or less the same thing but with his added awareness of my being gayI don't honestly think he was attracted to me at all, he was never remotely romantic or anything else and mostly either prison gay or just a porn brained dude because after the second time around he asked me if I'd be willing to have a threesome with him and a girl he'd set up for me where I get fucked while I'm fucking the girl, to which I responded nojust a short example for you, people can act in gay ways simply out of desperation or degeneracy without inherently being attracted to guys because it's simply more pleasurable to have someone else suck your dick than to masturbate>You are wrong because you are trying to argue that gayness is something metaphysical, a quality that's separate from liking men that you have to do rightagain you're playing semantics, you're trying to steer the conversation back underneath dictionary definitions while avoiding the abstract concepts being discussed, if you're so interested in keeping things fitting to dictionary definitions then refrain from having the discussion at all because logical discussions are always about the concepts behind words and not the exact definitions of wordsI won't respond any further if you resort back to word definitions again, I don't have attention to spare for retards
>tfw no bf to cuddle with for the hour it'll take for me to fall asleep
>>79283425No mine are probably uglier >>79283430Not gonna read allat, you are still wrong and retarded and have 0 actual arguments. Cry about it.
>>79283430> This gay dude used me for sex and discarded me so he's not really gayDelusional + pathetic + normie whore = get out
>>79283243I mean yeah psychology is an extensive topic with little to no grounds to work on, it's hard to make generalized statements when you need extreme in depth analyses about people, though I'd still personally call someone prison gay ifA - they're solely interested in effeminate men and/or B - they don't have any prior experience with womenand again personally I think the entire concept of being trans is delusional to begin with, I'd even say that trans' people's understanding of the opposite sex is always going to be inherently warped, not that I hate troons or anything
>>79283463But it has the meow filename?
>>79283475seethe harder incel I was the one that cut the contact with him, got a boyfriend soon afterwards
>>79283463your "arguments" are just bringing up word definitions you spastic mongoloid
>>79283430so he could easily set up a threesome with a girl but somehow was so desperate for pussy he'd fuck a man despite apparently not being gay? do you hear yourself?
mom hes still calling people losers on the internet!!!!
>>79283498perhaps I was a poor judge of character for once, I shall go rethink my life experiences now
>>79283478I think it depends on what they mean by feminine men. If they say femboy then I think they can be killed. But a feminine man can mean a ton of things, not all of which are prisongay imo.>>79283492Telling on yourself about being a whore that has meaningless sex and doesn't love his bf isn't the own you think it is. Also tjis is the gincel thread, go be a narcissistic parasite on gaygen or something.>Inb4 meltdown and childish "you can't make me" screeching
>>79283495Because that's all that matters. Like I said: if you have to ignore or heavily modify what a word means to make your point your point is shit. Simple as. I don't know how you could in good faith disagree.
>>79283542you still are since you're arguing that some bisexual chad was prisongay because he ditched you for not giving him what he wantsalso you're a disgusting roastie ewwwww
My tummy huwts meow. Also I love giant robots yay, infinity has lots
man going to that dentist yesterday took more out of me than I realized. I fell asleep after dinner and just woke up. Sleeping schedule completely fucked now.
>>79283817thats easy, just stay up all night. i have to get back on the slug tomorrow. we can fix things together.
>>79284032I'll get back to fairly normal sleep cycle soon, I've done this before. I have to for the next two weeks because of jury duty. If called I gotta be there by like 8 or 9am.
All the angry boys are sleeping how are my comfy late night boys doing?
I do miss real neet hours but the thread is so dead on late nights I kinda forgot how it was.
I need your help fags, me and guy have been talking together and have shared some very touchy stuff and feelings but After giving it a lot of thought, I don't really want to be in a relationship with him like that and would like to just be friends, I don't want to hurt him and feel really bad about it
>>79284668did you ever say you're dating? either way you just need to be honest about it unfortunately there's probably no super easy out
good morning to all europeans
>>79284678We exchanged a couple of I love yous and had esex 1 or 2 times but never said we were officially together, we never met in person
why the switch from potential bfs to friends? Is it just distance or something else?
>>79284727ok well sooner the better before anymore stuff happens then just be honest about you feel and you realized you don't want to be in a relationship like that together
>>79284739I like him but just not like that, I just feel like we should go out separate ways
poor guy got friendzoned. What exactly switched it from bfs to 'just friends'?
>>79284763It's not him at all, it's all me, we've only been talking for almost 2 weeks and I think it's best we go our separate ways
hope youre all having a gay morning!
maybe wait a little before telling someone you love them next time. Jeez. Is this why high school relationships are important so you can do that cringe stuff early and can have adult relationships as an adult.
I'm having a gay(bad) morning(late night)
>>79284798I understand your predicament, anon. The connection simply isn't there. I still wonder if things would be different in person. This is why e-dating is off limits.
ahhhh i wanna buzz my hair so bad but what if i regret it
wow almost 4am, haven't been up this late(early) for a while. Time for bed though, can't afford to get my days and nights flipped.
>>79285257 it grows back anon c:
>>79285264yeah but until it does i have no good haircut options open and cant play/have my hair played with :<
>>79285329buzzed heads are fun to rub too nut if you're really worried maybe just play it safe with a trim
>>79284104I'm doing alright nonny, my t-boy took his clothes off so I orded gummy worms for him to get his strength back the t is for tarantula and I was chopping squash for squash chili until 10 then I gave up on the chili for the night because I didn't want to chop anymore so I just made sandwhiches and will make the chili today (during the part of the day when the sun is up).how was your day nonny? do you have any daylight plans?
>>79284808oh no! why is it gay(bad) and not gay(good)?
>>79285257>but what if i regret itit will grow back unless you're an old man in which case you'll have to get used to it anyway.
>>79285378>play it safe with a trimno thats pussy shit, im gonna buzz it tonightim gonna miss my mane :')
>>79284807>can have adult relationships as an adult.ah yes nothing cringe at all about a drunken one night stand and never being able to have normal interaction with Devin from accounting again.
>>79285418I feel kinda ill but I am about to sleep soon anyway hopefully tomorrow is gay (good)>>79285408wow I am scared of the tboy but hope he gets his clothes back soon and is nice and strong from wormsI forgot that daylight thing was even happening honestly so no plans I guess
>>79284804thank you nonny! i hope you do too! im goimg to play some vidya then sleep for a few hours (c:
>>79285454>wow I am scared of the tboy I meant for the picture to be spoilerd too so you'd only have to see if you wanted to but i forgot to pressed it sorry. yeah it took me by surprise because he hadn't all year and I thought he was done growing (got him in 2019) the teeth can take up to a few days to solidify so hopefully I'll have the worms by then since they are nice and fattening!
>dreaming about being the happy beloved pet of a cute smart guy>Waking up to being a sad worthless unlovable mentally ill NEET *sigh*Oh well atleast I can always fantasize and pretendBack to bed I go
new moon soon
ngl I'd definitely be a dog for the tumblrfag like I'll sleep on the floor next to his bed cook and clean for him then spoonfeed him like a baby and massage him if he ever gets tired and just scrub his body clean while he's taking a shower and all that and he could cum down my throat too ok I'm going back to sleep now
been seeing this guy and he is bf material but i dont know if we match sexually yet ;-;
>>79284104brother is gonna be gone for a month and i'm really gonna have to try super hard to find a job now if i want to not starve
>>79283543>Also tjis is the gincel thread, go be a narcissistic parasite on gaygen or something.You literally cried about gatekeeping in the previous thread, hypocrite whore
Is alleged sax having normal fag the same guy as poopcookie making, poor sonnet writing, storysimping, tranny hating schizo because they type the same way
>>79284119This thread has been more active than it was in months late night for eu boys. And for once mutt hours suck, mostly because said eu boys stay up and argue about stupid shit making the thread fast but a bad read
>high school relationships are important so you can do that cringe stuff early and can have adult relationships as an adultNo they aren't, jumping from cock to cock is not important at all. Maybe don't lead on guys you know for 2 days like a normal person instead.
>>79285263Do you ever thing about how every post says what time it was made right before the post number? I know you're lazy but why lie about what time it is? You're not helping anyone
>like pizza>like sea food>couldn't pick so ate seafood pizza for lunch>had intense stomache ache all day>skipped dinner because of it
>>79286200serves you right, honestly>seafood pizzawhat a fucking joke desu
>>79286164nta but did you forgot about timezones exist? he was 4am (almost) my time.
it's weird but I'm craving that now like lobster and shrimp on a pizza (cooked until soft like seafood delight) mmmm only "seafood" I've ever seen on pizza is anchovies which I do like as long as the pizza itself isn't salty because then salty fish makes it too salty.
or just order a veggie lovers pizza but what do i know...
>>79286298how is that supposed to help if he wants seafood too baka!
>>79286345maybe he shouldnt want seafood :ojust throw some seaweed on there or somthing
does anyone wanna play apex legends or super animal royale with a cute latino twink
>>79286424not really unless he is into raceplay
>>79286444>unless he is into raceplaysi senor yo onions de rancho
>>79286485i dont speak bottom
didn't shower last night. gonna do that and shave my legs and then we can play if you want.
gonna try mascara for the first time today
njaa bosanac popusi mi kurac njaaa
Meow where bf waa>>79286099Yeah, gatekeeping gayness for shit reasons, not gatekeeping as a concept. Retard.
Does anyone on Cali servers want to play Valorant? I'm not looking for a e-boyfriend I just want to hit Ascendant. I'm currently Plat.
>>79286647im frankfurt gold so i could probably boost you
>>79286685>Frankfurt gold >Boost meI don't think so.
i feel like two tops would make the perfect relationship if there wasnt that whole sex thing
I think me and a nice top would make for a great relationship meow
im not gonna date anyone who is afraid of or kills spiders
>>79286562Jedi govna srbine ruzni
Fuck it. I'm staying in bed all day (except to game). I feel really bad and didn't sleep well at all. My stomach is killing me. Feeling like you're dying is worse than actually dying :/>>79286232It's not that bad but yeah I'm not eating that again. Ever. Stop being mean tho>>79286259Did you forget about proper grammar?
apple for breakfast
I like anchovies a ton but not on pizza wtf
I'm going to boyshave my boyhole pleas comment on this anon I need to hear your boyish boythoughts
>>79286557Tranny>>79286570Lair whore you will beurn in hell. You're gatekeeping which types of gays are allowed to post here. You also do gatekeep gayness from bisexuals and you hate femboy lovers liar whore
>>79287064No one is going to date you anyway spiderlover
Reminder this thread is oral and foot only, fuck off with this top/bottom larp
i like capers on my pizza
>>79287133I don't gatekeep gayness from bisexuals, I gatekeep this thread from them because I'm biphobic. I still don't doubt that they like men. I hate chasers for other reasons and think they should die. The only good femboy chaser is a dead one in 9/10 cases and I don't care to inquire too closely on the case of the fifth
>>79287149Sucking dick is bottoming you retard
Meow I would probably enjoy bottoming (after getting used to the sensory overload) but it's scary and embarrassing so I would prefer just oral (especially since I love putting things in my mouth non sexually)
>>79287074nja nisam ruwuzan njaa al' bih te pojeo odmah nja
>>79287172>thing is thinggo home kid im tired
>>79287256True, nothing is nothingEat my ass
>>79287264is that "bottoming" or "topping" in your precisely defined world
need ass on my face
>>79287269Depends on who is doing it
>>79287163Imagine being biphobic. How tolerant of meow>The only good femboy chaser is a dead one in 9/10 cases and I don't care to inquire too closely on the case of the fifthCan't count huhWhat's wrong with having a type? What if I called you a chaser for liking fat ugly hairy beasts?
>>79287197Ako nisi ruzan zasto nema decka?
>>79287294This is in bad faith so I don't feel like responding yawn
>>79287172For someone who cries about definitions so much you conveniently forget bottoming/topping refers to anal. words have meaning hypocrite liar ewhore>>79287195That's called eating you dumb retard. Stick a gun in your mouth and suck on it>>79287312Because you can't respond! Owned!
>>79287303njaa zato sto sam hronicno online nja
>>79287337Hronicni pusac kurca haha
>>79287094I hope your tummy feels better soon anon>captcha:XP g0n(e)
>>792869991v1 me?
>>79287330Yet more bad faith whining with all edge zero point yawn, chewing on pens or sucking on inedible stuff is not, in fact, called eatingRetard
>>79287344Njaaa rude nja
>>79287346Thank you anon>>79287365That's called being a baby
Power bottoms be like >I'm dominantly riding that penis now I'm going to Dom my top by choking on his penis
>tfw no fbf to lay in bed with me and yap until I fall back asleep
Rare picture from meow's nightly activities
and what are your nightly activities
I got a notice of violation for the yard being overgrown again, this time only giving me two fucking day to get it fixed because it got lost in the mail or whatever and just arrived. Potentially even 1 day if I have jury tomorrow.God damn it, just fucking leave me alone and let me recover from yesterday. Oh and for some reason it'll be 80 degrees as the high today and tomorrow both.
>>79287478are you allowed to xeriscape?
>>79287418That's all bottoms though, they are the man in the relationship >>79287463>Ai slopBarf also I'm a pure chaste little virgin meow...>>79287478What will the HOA do if you don't do what they ask
>>79287513Not the HOA, I don't live in one. It's the city. My ass has been lazy and not trimming after mowing and it;s caught up to me, plus some overgrown weeds elsewhere. If I don't do what they ask I have to court and will likely get a fine.
>>79287530my uncle lives in the woods with his dogs and no one bothers him about anything. he doesnt even have plumbing.
>>79287513Weren't you raped meow?
Nyaa bosnia sucks nya
>tfw no bf to force me to do things for my own good
>>79287555Jesi li twink nya?
almost noon. then i can have spaghetti. but what will i do until then? work?
>>79287539I live in the city with my cats. Last time I got a full week warning, this time it was issued on Friday but didn't get here until yesterday and I didn't get the mail until this morning because I forgot about last night. Now I have today and tomorrow if no jury duty to get it all done. They'll be by Thursday to check it.
>>79287566Nyaa yesam nya
I'm coming to terms with my (significantly shorter) new haircut
>>79287577what the hell kind of rules are those? what if you were old and couldnt do it? sounds to me like the city is in cahoots with the lawnmowing companies probably. what a racket.
>>79287620anime art imitating iphone selfies is truly sucky
>>79287530Lmao amerifats are so cucked>>79287544Sexually assaulted, that's different
Size queens are most annoying idiots out there and as a big dicked too I would never date one. Suffer in mediocrity subhuman whores!
>>79287646they likely are. last time they put a big orange sign on the door so at least I knew right away. I'm pretty sure they did this intentionally to make me fail. Even after mowing which isn't really too big of a deal I will have to get my trimmer working again. I've never rewound a spool line before, it's why I haven't trimmed. I just kept putting it off.
>>79287684that sounds like a full time job. you should move where i live. my car's inspection is two years expired and no one cares.
I'm not a size queen but I do wish my bf was not totally mogged by my humongous cock, it would be super embarrassing if he has a tiny microdick and I'm the bottom
>>79287699it really wouldn't be that bad if I wasn't such a lazy fat fuck. everyone else around me has nice well kept yards and they all work for living. Anyway a quick bite to eat then I need to get started.
>>79287711how big your bottom coque?
>>79287713theyre probably reporting you and i think you should mess up their yards. yards arent even a real thing. meadows are what theyre supposed to be, with birds and butterflies.
>>7928771617cm but not too thick
>>79287734they might be, I don't know them and never really met them. that said I'm not starting a war over it. cops of have easily reported me too since they all work for the city as well.
>>79287750i still think you should take revenge. maybe subtly. you could get a really hideous lawn ornament.
>>79286424Can you do genshin impact or destiny 2?
>>79287711I personally prefer my bottoms with huge cocks that bounce around up and down when I fuck them
what shitty ass games you all play. people of taste are still boycotting.
>>79287840Yeah like I'm not ashamed of it per se I just don't want to make my bf feel.bad about his size and I don't want to be expected to top because I don't wanna
is time moving really slow for anyone else? i cant believe its not noon yet. im literally doing work to pass the time. maybe its because i got up at 830 because there was jackhammering outside. was that the secret the whole time? i also had a wet dream last night but i dont remember about what.
https://youtu.be/e35-NXrEDoc?si=ZKmBQdKazO6LeZv8Am I the only person that likes the change in new ncs videos where they include animations as background now?
>>79287865Our cocks are the same size so it would never be a problem for me personally and I'm confident in my penis size so I'm fine with bottoms of any cock size
Can some skelly anons post examples of what they eat daily? I'm looking at meal plans on eatthismuch. Used to be skelly, now fat and kinda forgot how I used to eat.
>>79287917i eat apples for breakfast and spaghetti for dinner
>>79285257>>79287620Is 3ds cutting his hair again after getting it cut short last time and complaining?
>>79287912Yeah obviously it wouldn't be a problem if my bf was also big but I can't exactly choose my bf based on that you know
>>79287907For me it's moving super fast. I can never have enough time to do everything I want. Can't relate!
>>79287995do you have a job? i had one for a little over the summer and i dont know where the summer went. jobs are scary and i think bad.
>>79287967Thank you anon, I will do that today <3
Meow I wish someone beat and starved me until I'm thin enough for him and then would take me as his boywife by force meow
>>79288043nyaa id do it if you werent 2500kms away nya
>>79288050Not you you are too weak and servile meow
>>79288077nyaa i bench 100kg nya
>>79288043do they have apples and spaghetti where you live
>>79288083I mean mentally meow I would tear you to shreds easily meow :3
>>79288101nyaa i have the willpower of a hamster running in his dumb little cylinder thing forever and stability of a very big rock nya you cannot tilt me nya
>>79288113Yeah so weak, small and stupid as a rock. Exactly.
>>79288119nyaa rude kitten ill spray you with water nya
>>79288144Go ahead if you wish to suffer
>>79288150nya *sprays evil meow* nyaa learn ur lesson cat nyahahah
>>79287982Don't compare me to him ever again. I don't type in lowercase retard
>>79288204Don't be like that 3ds don't be so hard on yourself
ugh its finally spaghetti time that took forever
>>79288204*bites scratches hisses*
Remember when months ago I complained about a guy staring at me in university? Another one is doing the same thing, maybe I am just becoming schizophrenic and it's all in my mind.
Meow can someone tell me that they would slam me into a wall and threaten to rape and kill me meow it would make my Day
>>79288344Maybe he's looking at you while daydreaming about gaping your boy pussy open?
>>79288359i would literally grab your wrists and smash you into a marble wall and violently suck on your neck while humping you if it meant you'd act like a normal person for a few hours i don't care that you're taller than me in fact that makes it easier
>>79288381You're under 166cm? Lmao nice power fantasy you fucking garden gnome. Don't you have something whimsical to do, you fucking goblin?
>>79287982>>79288251i was busy doing cute boy things but now i'm back for a few rounds of apex or SAR until i gotta leave again
what does a cute boy's cute boy hair smell like
Meow where bf who treats me like trash and hurts me (not in a sexual way, just violence and hatred)
>>79288403I've been told my hair smells like fruit scented lube
>>79288430i acc use my hair grease as lube :3
I wanna hornypost but no one cares so I will just say it instead of doing it meow anymeow where bf
would you play free battle royales with me if i posted lewds
You posting lewds is a bad thing though since you're diseased and disgusting
>>79288450nya nyaa nya
at it an hour, can't get the trimmer fucked rewound with line. Not only that my lawn mower won't roll backwards, the wheels lock up and I have to drag it back. Just fucking great. I might have to go and buy a whole new trimmer if lowes still has them out. brown gardener boy positions are wide open if anyone wants to apply.
>>79288493What do you want you useless limp dick faggot hiss
oh and now the mower won't start either. cleaned the air filter but that'll take time to dry. I swear if I didn't have all these cats I'd sell this house and move into an apartment somewhere.
i actually would like to date someone like storyanon he seems like a nice guy it's just that he's so disgusting
>>79288515Nyaa don't make me spray you again nya my dick is actually very hawd nyaa
story seems more like 'nice guy' than a real nice guy. He's proven he won't take care of or do anything in life, made his mother spend her last days in filth; maybe the likely horrendous air quality inside their house gave her the pneumonia?
>>79288594It won't be after I'm done with it so better be afraid fucking slut
>meowing the grass
>>79288645Nyaa thats what you think nya also im not a slvt ive only fucked one guy nya keep acting like that and ill put you on a wardrobe and not let you come down nyaa
>>79288660I'll jump on you and break your neck and eat the corpse if you fuck with me
>>79288674Nya you'd be to scared to jump you fragile kitten nyaa
look anon... im using real garlic and onions dor the first time in months...and youre probably not even gonna show up. oh well. back in the high life again..
Replying to a question post with something unrelated and irrelevant without answering it is most 3desse thing to do lmao
>>79288684I'm a vicious killer and I especially love killing weak useless men
>>79288714Nyaa you made me do this *puts you on a wardrobe and you start cryowing* nya will you be good nya?
>>79288711i still haven't unlocked steroids b or horror b or rogue b but i managed to unlock rebel b and store the frog pistol in the proto chest on the same run but didn't get a post-loop crown for rebel unfortunately
Midget fight > Cripple fight
>>79288728*Jumps on you, breaking your useless beta bitch neck*
They actually did put me in the top shelf of our lockers a few times in the army as a joke since I was small enough to easily fit and light enough to easily lift
>>79288504Can you horny post about your lawn that would be funny. Make a vocaroo too, to double troll both horny ass niggas and voicesluts
>>79288750Nya *i dodge and you crash into the floor breaking all your limbs* nyaa look what youve done you stupid kitten nyaa did you even think what the vet bill would be nya???
imagine if they just treated you as their little mascot and wanted to protect you instead of harming you. poor meow.
>>79288395Tell me if you ever decide to install genshit impact or destiny 2 and I'll play
>>79288617He also doesn't care about anyone other than himself and is a self centered narcissist so
>>79288764>I was small enough to easily fit and light enough to easily liftmaybe i should join the army that sounds really fun
>>79288780i can get destiny 2 but i like those other games better
also those are the ones that i know of that have crossplay and also splitgate but i want something more team-oriented
>>79288771*i I land gracefully on my feet and tackle you to the floor*>>79288775Most of them did, only one person physically assaulted me even if it was repeated and the rest just teased me a little verbally because I got real flustered when they leaned on a wall next to me etc.I also got to do a lot of fun things that others didn't because when asked who should get to use the detonator for a plastic explosive or flare gun etc. A ton of people said that I should get to do it without me asking them to for some reason
>ywn eat trash pizza cause you're not brownPain
Bosna je najbolja zemlja na svetu
they were likely afraid meow would go gomer pyle on them. Did you ever think about doing that?
>>79288844No I just thought about shooting myself I think I'm kinda regretting not doing that meow
>>79288815Nya *i slap you and you fly into a wall like a dumb little kitten* nya look what you made me do you fucking cat nya *i put a collar on you and tie you to a radiator* you will stay here until you learn to behave nya
>>79288832nya bo-bo-bomb bosnia nyahahaha
>>79288875Fuck you bitch stupid impotent whore
>>79288888Nya those words wont untie you from the radiator nya im very potent nya
>>79288899Not funny lol besides you're too weak to do anything to me anyway
>>79288933>you're too weak to do anything to me anywayNya i could beat you using one arm nya
Sigh I feel cold wish a nice strong man would use my chest as a stress ball that would surely help>>79288946But you wouldn't because you're a weak little faggot meow
>>79288794Destiny 2 I liked cause it was like halo but open world and with dungeons and it does have team stuff like team deathmatches but it's also kind of a p2w looter shitter thing with 300$ of dlc which I hate
>>79288962Nya i would if there was no law stopping me nya
>>79288988My point exactly. Weak limp dick loser. Choke on my nuts.
>>79288995NYA if you said that irl id beat you regardless nya
>>79289017No you wouldn't, you'd just sulk and not say anything because you're too scared and weak
>>79289021Nya ive beaten multiple gypsies in my life for much less nya
>>79289032Okay I don't care about the ways you compensate for your small dick not working
Meow waa where bf who likes groping me so hard it hurts and listening to me whine and squeak
>>79289039nya my dick works fine, even better now that im taking zinc supplements nyaa
>>79289078>pillsweakest human
>>79289078Yeah yeah sure whatever you say micropenis loser
well at least the mower finally started, must have been the air filter. be nice of I could replace it but I can't find a spare anywhere. knowing my luck today I'm gonna get called in for jury duty, tomorrow, I can feel it. I'll know it two hours.
>>79289086nyaa you are deficient in it and you dont even know dumbfuck nya>>79289090nya my pp is actually 16cm nya
Waa where bf I need to be touched mwaaaaa waaa waaaI want someone to touch me wa
>>79289108It doesn't matter since it's too soft and you're too weak to use it for anything lol gross
I'm convinced euros use centimeters because they're smaller units so they can say their pp is larger than what it really is.
wake ME UPbefore you GO go
Why is it so common that guys will feed into a weird romance/flirt dynamic and then regret it but then also hesitate for as long as possible to pull away? It feels so ridiculously common now that it's surely a stereotype of some sort at this rate, on top of already being frustrating beyond belief.
>>79289141hedgehog's dilemma mixed with retarded modern behavior that reinforces half-assed romance since people get "bored" when you're actually being open about your feelings
>>79289134No, we use them because inches are not real units>>79289141What are you talking about meow
>>79289127Nya im literally hard 70% of the time nya id pound your meowussy till you cry nya
>>79289108do you really believe that a normal person eating normal food is "deficient" in things just because the internet told you so?
>>79289150maybe your feelings are just boring
>>79289141ehhhh... isnt this just basic level attention whoring? someone wants to feel wanted, they play along, then it feels a bit serious but they're obviously a broken person at their core so they find it difficult to take responsibility for the fact that all they wanted was a distraction and then feel bad that theyre going to make the other party feel bad by saying they didnt mean anything and just prolong it even longer and make it worse for everyone involved
>>79289152I'm sure you had premetric units of measurement, go back to those. retvrn to tradition.
>>79289160for the last time you dense faggot people aren't clowns that are out there to entertain your highness
>>79289156nya you also believe it because someone on the internet told you dummfucc nya read where you get zinc from nya same with omega3 fats, magnesium and vit D which you lack in any sense nyaa
>>79289155No you wouldn't because I wouldn't let you *ptui*>>79289163Mucho texto, the retarded psychoanalysis at the end adds nothing. It's for attentionwhoring and out of desperation so it's not supposed to go anywhere. It isn't any more complicated than that
>>79289174you get all of those from foodyou do realize that pills havent been around that long right?do you think cavemen dug zinc out of the ground and ate it?
>>79289156>do you really believe that a normal person eating normal food is "deficient" in thingsyes because modern diets aren't the result of proper dietary engineering with nutrients put into consideration they're just a mishmash of whatever's cheap and tasty, same goes for traditional diets, ENGINEERING is the way to go
>>79289169They're way worse so no
>>79289177nya you couldnt stop me no matter what you do nya
>>79289186you should try living like those cavemen
>>79289186NYAA read from which food retard and in what quantities nya there is 0 chance you get enough from food nyaa
>>79289192Yes I could you stupid retard, saying no would be enough to make you kill yourself out of rejection
>>79289171so the only two things you can be are "clown" or "boring"? yeah in that case ill go for clown. literally cant imagine being you. psychotic.
>>79289205nya why do you think id care about words of some mentally ill furry nyaa
>>79289202I love stupid people not understanding what average means and that high infant mortality skews these like crazy>>79289217Because I'm stronger than you mentally and will kill you if you lay a finger on me
>>79289216my attitude depends on my perceived expectations of the other person, if
>>79289202>>79289204my grandparents are all in their 90s except one who got turbofatguess what they eat? foodi always wonder who is supporting all those GNC stores and the six aisles of "supplements" in the grocery storei guess dummies like you
>>79289226fuck my life I ctrl entered instead of backspace again>>79289216>>79289226my attitude depends on my perceived expectations of the other person, if you start taking something for granted I'll stop delivering it and otherwise just go with the flow of whatever I'm feeling like
>>79289141i actually deeply hate someone for doing something like this to me and i desperately wish there was a way to assure someone's entire life falling apart that didn't involve it also becoming a crime. i just wish his legs would spontaneously break or something
>>79289225>>79289232you are six miles inside your own head and i dont want to talk to you at all about anything
>>79289229nya anecdotal proof, good job retard nyahahah>>79289225nya you are having schizo mind splits because people wont beat you, im way more mentally strong nya
>>79289244Then don't, scumfuck. I didn't ask for your edgy response.
>>79289229your grandparents can drool on a fat nigger cock you spastic mongoloidmy grandparents are turbo methheads that drink liquidated crack and they eat actual dirt from the garden and they drink waste juice from the nearest factory, they're also 300 years old by now so take that
>>79289254i asked if you were maybe boring (a joke by the way) and you went off about IM NOT UR CLOWN lol
>>79289251No you aren't you'd do exactly what I say in an irl situation
>>79289244you are six miles inside your own narcissism you faggot, it was always supposed to be about "what do I bring to the table" and never "hermherm I'm so dense I need people to entertain me constantly" go kill yourself
>>79289260nya nyope id bully you and youd cry nyaa
>>79289258No I didn't? What are you talking about?>>79289267There is nothing you can do to me that I would be bothered about
>>79289251yes we should all swallow little compressed pills of pure dehydrated "nutrients" instead of just literally eating the foods that contain those nutrients, which humans (and all animals) have lived on for the entirety of existencethats totally not a way to sell incredibly overpriced bottles of pills to moronskek a doodle do
>>79289276im talking about when you started talking about clowns>>79289171if that wasnt you then i dont know who you are
I should swallow my bfs semen where bf waa I want skinship
>>79289283That didn't happen. Meeeddddsssssss!!!!
>>79289283you replied to meow thinking it's me because we're both argumentative retards and you just happen to be retarded enough to presume that we're both the same personanyways, yeah, people aren't clowns hired to entertain you, people are much less likely going to be interested in even trying to entertain you if you treat them like they're supposed to appease to your highness
>>79289276nya thats because you are mentally ill and dont care about yourself nya>>79289277nyaa read how much of each you need and calculate how much food you would have to eat to get enough dumbfuckingretard nyaaaa
>>79289306Yeah doesn't change the fact that there is nothing you can do to faze me or make me react so I win
>>79289304i suggested you were maybe boring. where do clowns enter into this? when did i ask you to entertain me? im suggesting that maybe being all jammed up about "not being someones clown" is maybe why people dont talk to you.
>>79289277you're now switching up your argument from "lol just eat food" to "lol just eat nutritionally complete food"a proper diet means some very basic understanding of nutrients and calculating around that, and is not the same as "lol just eat food ahaha dude just eat the same processed food lol, cavemen didn't care what they ate lol why should you"your grandparents didn't understand about diet and neither really do you, again, engineering is the way to go not just "lol just nature famalam eat cow dung saar it's natural"
>>79289315nyaa you say that but you would change your mind after taking this bnc nya
>>79289306who told you what is "enough" of a given nutrient?whatever sardinians and okinawans get is "enough" because they live to be old as fuck.like....if something says you need more of a nutrient than its humanly possible to eat....you really believe it lol? how do you think people got along before the magic pills then?
>>79289337What's bnc? I wouldn't take anything from you. Fuck off bitch
>>79289343nya oh im sowwy i didnt realize that you are a conspiracy theorist nyaa
>>79289328sardinians and okinawans who have never heard the word "micronutrient" will outlive youalmost everyone eats nutritionally complete food unless they live on oreosyou are swallowing little pressed pellets like a feedlot cow because you believe you'll outdo natureyou won't
>>79289343Sardinia and Okinawa have higher median age because of pension fraud, not because they actually live longer
>>79289350nyaa this big nyaa coq nya
>>79289355its now a conspiracy theory that sardinians and okinawans live longer than anyone else? ok
>>79289371I wouldn't take it because I am not an easy whore slut who has sex with anyone unlike you
>>79289369oh so it is a conspiracy theory. thanks. my grandparents must be pension frauding themselves - they must be my parents, in fact, and my parents must be me.
>>79289373They really don't, please stop spreading this lie>>79289382It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a proven fact. Stop being retarded when you can't accept the truth.
>>79289327>im suggesting that maybe being all jammed up about "not being someones clown" is maybe why people dont talk to youthis is a (wrong) presumption you're making and it's your usual "just don't care about it" response, there's this obvious repeating pattern in your arguments where you pretend something doesn't matter all that much, but it just so happens that you're on the shittier selfish end of the things that you're defending>dude why do you care about perceived unfairness lol? it doesn't matter that muchwhat you say half the time>where do clowns enter into this?people like you that serve the purpose of emotional blackholes whom require the other person to be a constant source of entertainment, you're draining to interact with and simply just dense>i suggested you were maybe boringnormal thing that happens to normal people, normal people aren't always uber super fun to be around and it's just unhealthy trying to fill into that, it makes you do unhealthy shit for the sake of keeping things running and in reality you're just burning yourself out for shitty people that don't even deserve it
Meow who cares about allat where is my loving bf who will save me any Day now meow I wanna cuddle
>>79287917When I was at my thinnest I would eat like one pack of noodles a day with some added frozen veggies boiled alongside the noodles in the watef for a few minutes.I'm not as skelly as before (like 19.2 bmi) but people still call me thin, what I generally eat is a toasted slice of bread with cheese, nothing for lunch except maybe tea and a fairly normal dinner with some veggies alongside it, so just meat, potatoes/rice/pasta and veggies.I eat a lot of different stuff but mostly stews, that kind of stuff is easy to make.I almost never drink soda and don't eat snacks/candies or pastries very often either.Although I am not working right now, so it may change in the long run. I also walk over an hour a day.
>>79289397this is what you go off like when someone online asks if maybe youre a little boring...yeah in fact i dont think "boring" is the problem. i think the problem is this hypersensitivity to some kind of conversational fairness equation you have going on. i talk and joke even when no one at all is listening
>>79289393you are literally asserting as "truth" that it's "impossible" to get a healthy level of nutrition from foodplease think that over real hard
>>79289424just that you in specific get under my skin and it makes me want to bash your fucking head in, ever since our very first interaction, and it cumulates so I just act more and more hostile every single time, I don't like you
>>79289432I'm not? I'm just saying that Sardinians and Okinawans don't live longer, there's just more pension fraud
how do i learn to love women again? I used to like girls as a kid but puberty made me super horny and I ended up gooning until I turned gay. I want to go back to wholesome romance and try to be straight again, but all I can think about is gooner shit. I also want to be a woman so bad I worry I'll get jealous. (additionally, ive never had sex.) I tried nofap for months, to the point where looking at porn shocked me again like when I first discovered it, but after a few faps im back to being gooner-brained, and it was a waste of time. Is there any hope left or is my brain permanently damaged?
>>79289442does that make me your clown
Meow waa where bf waa I want someone to love me waa (by abusing me)
>>79289463sorry, women dont exist anymore. phones killed them. too late.
>>79289468no you're just a cute annoying faggot
Why did meow's filenames change from starting with "img_" to "1000"? Did telegram change it?
>>79289492No idea blaa where bf waa Im sad waa where bf waa someone save me wa
>>79289373nya you realized you are retarded and now you are pretending to be even more retarded nya>>79289379nya im not a whore slvt ive only ever had 1 sex nya
>>79289484see how i give and dont expect anything in return? lesson for today
>>79289510That's infinite times more than me so you're infinite whore Owned loool
>>79289510were you the one asserting as "truth" that its "unpossible" to get sufficient nutrition from food?
sardines and chocolatetry something new
>>79289529yes it is impossible unless you wanna poison yourself with some other nutrient
>tfw no bf to play minecraft with and try fun challengesI will never be good enough for anybody because I am not good enough for myself.
Meow give me attention give me love meow someone touch me nice waa
>>79289527nyaa thats not how it works nya
>>79289564That's exactly how it works now pipe down you weakling or I will hurt you badly
>>79289574NYA i will pipe you down nya
I don't get the obsession with people wanting to be "perfectly" healthy. Isn't it fine just to be okay? Why does everything need to be perfected and profits maximised? I'm all for taking care of yourself but putting in tons of effort and mental energy and doing 100 different things just to be 10% "more healthy" doesn't seem worth it.So I am gonna eat ice cream now I think maybe I am not sure what do you think r9gay...>>79289501The only person who can save you is yourself.
>>79289604Stop saying that when you wouldn't really >>79289630I really can't. I can't love myself as someone else. I am only me and I can only love myself as myself.
>>79289551okay. so you are asserting that its literally impossible to get sufficient nutrition from food. so...do you think humans descended from space? i just need to get a handle on your theories here. because you couldnt possibly be asserting that despite evolving in nature without supplement pills, humans need supplement pills for optimal health. that would be too stupid. so i assume you have a more interesting theory you havent gotten into yet.
>>79289704It's hard to ever imagine a path that leads to happiness, I know that myself as I can not see a good future for myself, but maybe things can be better and maybe some things can help, know what I mean? You could try therapy, perhaps differently this time. I mean overall it all just feels kinda hopeless but it's better than doing nothing.
>>79289757I'm too tired to go through the process again just to have to quit it because it's too painful. I'm so tired.
>>79289767That's the only way forward unfortunately, so cruel must life be.
>>79289839It doesn't matter. If I can't I can't.
>>79289630>tired? bored? fat? sad? dont worry, its NOT because you spend 95% of your time sitting indoors under fluorescent light.>in fact, youre ligma deficient!>dutifully purchase and swallow these newly formulated ligma pills, and the damage inflicted to your body by sitting indoors for 95% of your life will be reversed!>ligma pills are BETTER THAN FOOD!ez munny
>>79289853Yeah, not much can be done, I don't think I can fix myself either.>>79289854Interesting post you seem very talented.
>>79289704Nya. Yes. I. Would. Nya
>>79289409Thank you very much, anon, I will save this as well and really use it and see how it goes. I hope my weight loss fueled by your advice motivates you to work out or something else.
>>79289893Well I mean back then I was like 16 bmi or something, it's not a good thing so I wouldn't really recommend my old diet, but right now I am fairly stable. If I wasn't so lazy I would go to the gym I just really don't want to, and cardio is keeping me somethat skinny so it's fine.
two more hours of work left....so bored. and my boss is ticked because i forgot to order the packing supplies he told me to order. like...its not my fault. i forgot.
stupid idiot tumblrfag one day you're gonna be my boywife and we're gonna cuddle to sleep every single night
>tfw no poopcookie making, poor sonnet writing, clinically insane pxl schizo bf
mochas are so nice. something about a mocha and a cigarette,.....
>>79290174Nooo stop smoking your feet are so cute :c
>>79290188i plan to eventually! i have a very stressful life right now with university and other personal issues. but once shit finally chills out i'll quit smoking. it's a good vice for now. but for now i'll just pumice stone my feet.. eventually.
>>79290174neeh lil nigga
>>79290197opposite me thinks, it's actually harder to not smoke when you're unoccupied
>>79290197No need for pumice stone, you can use my tongue and we can talk about your personal issues on breaks :3
>>79290260nigga waddafak where did you find this picture of me>>79290263that's most likely true. i guess i just don't wnt to right now.>>79290275my feet are insanely ticklish so i'll pass on the tongue offer anon :p
>>79290306i luv u johan ;_;
>>79290306glad friday here from huddinge lls living
>>79289874Waa>>79289882Liar faggot die
>>79290341Nya i would quite literally fill your meowass with my nyacum nyaa
>>79290324i Love you platonically too whoever you are anon.>>79290327Anon please stop posting videos of me on this thread. I have now reported you to the cyber police.
>>79290347nya hiya~
>>79290347Not possible fuck off die
>>79290306Noooo, well if u change your mind ill be here lurking, like tahm kench
>>79290411you're slowly convincing me. especially because tahm kench is such a cute champion kind of. he's so ugly it's adorable
>>79290394Nya hiya nya>>79290401Nya its possible kitten just relax and spread your meowcheeks nya
top 4 single bottom (not vers) bf
>>79290421Oh my.. see i also max q and my tongue is coarse so it will only take a few licks :3c
this is leftie from the short comic series daybreak, called leftie because his right arm busted out from gooning too much
>>79290424I can't relax meow I'm super tightly wound all the time
Meow sex is so scary how do people do it
we don't have sex here obviously
Meow attention waa meow please
I don't like when my brother (justifiedly) wants to game instead of me despite me playing for few hours straight. What I hate about it is that he will just play one game of lol usually and leave but I already moved on to doing something else. Point is I hate how he takes breaks instead of gaming for few hours straight and fucking off, like I do.Also hate multiplayers and those who play them.
>>79290649Some people do maybe I wasn't talking about you?????????????? Why is it SO hard for people here think for one second?
>>79290689didn't you seethe on my dick when I brought up that I've had sex before
>>79290689sexhavers are evil invaders
>>79290703I don't understand how it's at all relevant
>>79290725maybe you should try having sex
>>79290733are you going to help me with that?
>>79290732>seethe at people having sex like a menopausal hag jealous of the youth>later proceed ask question directed at sexhavers>huwaaah how is that related???
>>79290739sure man just fill out the form and I'll go ahead and find someone for you
>>79290743I'm speechless at your retardation. I don't have anything.
>>79290765>I don't have anything.yeah I know you're a nolife loser man no need to dramatize it
>>79290770Yawn can you get better owns these blow dick
because of the yardwork I had to do (I finally got the trimmer respooled, only took me like 2 1/2 hours) I never got to go to the store like I was planning. Where should I get my slop from tonight? Normal meal, no feast.
>>79290759turns out I'm not eligible thanks anyway though
Meow when will a man move in with me and save me and love me waa I'm lonely
>>79290799 your preferred sub sandwich place hopefully it's atleast jimmy johns not subway
>>79290814could a non-student at your uni even move into your place meow? Would there be enough room.
gaybots, I am straight but sometimes lurk here and pretend you're all women pining after menI do this because it feels nice to see the "opposite sex" interested in men and saying nice things about meIs that pathetic? I'm thinking so
>>79290852Probably since there are lots of family apartments in my building too. My apt is pretty small but I have a double wide bed so sleeping probably wouldn't be a problem at least. Waa I wanna cuddle WAAAA
>>79290856maybe the woamn part is a little but I also get insane dopamine whenever anyone makes a post about wanting someone who I fit the criteria of so I get it, it's nice to feel wanted
>>79290879>I also get insane dopamine whenever anyone makes a post about wanting someone who I fit the criteria of so I get it, it's nice to feel wantedThis is what I mean and I think what I'm trying to say desu. I actually am pro gayboy, I just feel so lonely. But not lonely enough to sexo a man.
>>79290846I don't eat sub sandwiches and never have. No real reason why I just never went to a sub place.
Kill frogposters, fuck off straightoid scumwhore DIE
>>79290893try me nigga i always keep my machete lubricated and sharp. >the man that sleeps with machete is a fool every night but one
>>79290893I wish I saw this energy when it came to sexhavers
>>79290898Fuck off bitch>>79290902Open your eyes then retard FUCK YOU!!!!!
>>79290890oh ok then t maybe burger place instead that's like a hot sandwich
>>79290936There's unironically nothing, NOTHING you can do to stop me, kek. Frog
Give me bf or I will be going to hurting myself meow
>>79290945Kill yourself already maggot disgusting parasite whore
>>79290964wow anon you sure are powerful and powerful and powerful!!!!!!
I'm tempted to get KFC, I haven't had it in ages but it's so expensive.
>>79290980do they have habit burger near you?
>>79291005never heard of it. only places in town are the major fast food places.
>>79290980It's not that good. There's likely a better slop place around fren
choose your husbandon
>tfw no genie to rid me of anxiety and grant me a bf
>>79291032I can get an 8 pce bucket for 10 bucks today but it won't have any breasts, not sure if it's worth it.
>>79291052That's pretty good. Usually I go to the supermarket and get the deli fried chicken desu
>>79290980kfc quality has tanked so hard imo>>79291052if you have the craving that's probably worth it though good deal
Waa where bf waa give me bf now.waa waa
>>79291065gross eat better
>>79291087Absolutely not originally speaking
>>79291069all fast food quality is the same as it's ever been just higher priced
>>79291065>>79291069fuck it, KFC it is. I can likely get multiple meals out of it too.
>>79291098what you are implying is that somehow my taste buds have improved and i don't like that implication
>>79291102they put msg in their stuff enjoy brain cancer
>>79291109lol who cares I might as well enjoy my time on this planet and food is my only joy. I bought an individual breast extra for tonight too.
>>79291109>msg is bad because>IT JUST IS OK
>>79291121don't you want to be super fit? broccoli and grilled chicken only is allowed
>>79291019habit burger is good, its from the west coast but expanding on the east coast now too. big real burgers for only a little more than mcd/bk prices.checkers/rallys is also tasty
Waa why nobody love me waa I'm lonely
>>79291135you do know who you are talking to, right? I'm already morbidly obeese. some extra msg or whatever won't hurt.
>>79291121popeyes is better imo especially the sandwichthey used to have an insane deal near me that was like 3 sandwiches, 3 sides and 18 pieces for $20 or something like that. gone now but i got that quite a few times.
>>79291132Adding things to food that your body doesn't need like flavour enhancers, colouring, aromas etc. is stupid. You're just putting waste into yourself.
>>79290446you're convincing me. as long as it's quick.>>79291102for the love of fucking god and all things good i really hope that you either airfry the leftovers or stick them in the oven.
>>79291190cold fried chicken is good
Waa killing myself waa waa nlbody love me waa
>>79291147no I don't frequent this board
my tallest succulent fell over :(
Do you like being gay? Do you wish you were str8? Do you wish other str8s were gay?
>>79291304Yes, no, no. I just wish I wasn't lonely
>>79291304it's cool, hell no, hell no people who fetishize straight people are weird and I don't like them
>>79291338I don't like or dislike being gay. Being straight wouldn't fix my problems so I don't want to be straight or turn them gay
>>79291379If you ever reply to me by accident again I am killing you in real life.>>79291371
>>79291384Do you really mean it?
Meow where bf killing myself waa
im gonna need some weed or some foodsnacks to get my laundry done and i dont really want to get any fatter so...
>>79291422have you tried drinking unhealthy amounts of coffee that it gives you so much anxiety you have no option but to keep yourself occupied?
>>79291441coffee is tasty and i knida did that this summer but i dont really get "anxious" so much as abyssal
>>79291412Fuck you bitxh I hate you die wraaa
>>79291422I love weed so much bros
>>79291465>coffee is tasty and i knida did that this summer but i dont really get "anxious" so much as abyssalhence the unhealthy amounts
>>79291471weed is for old people now. you can stop being bothered.
>>79291489And that's a good thing tee bee haych
>>79291476what counts as unhealthy? i was finishing a thing of instant coffee in like a week.
>>79291490not particularly. the youths dont enjoy weed cause they dont leave the house.
Why are you ignoring me my blood will be on your hands wa
>>79291499"a thing" is a bit vague, at my worst I was drinking approximately 26 grams of ground coffee a day lashing out on coworkers and managers left and right
I had a panic attack just now
>>79291506Me thoughever
weed smokers try not to talk about 420 blaze it dude weed lmao I'm so high challenge level impossible
>>79291518Would it help if I replied "same" to your post about wanting a bf
>>79291551Nothing would help I wanna die it's over I'm lonely
>>79291526you know a thing sized thingi dont have a job so theres nothing stopping me from just sitting there and mainliningi like how it cleans out my intestines though
>>79291190dont worry it will be quick and slimy :3 we also offer waxing services :3
>>79291558>Nothing would help I wanna die it's over I'm lonelySame unironically
>>79291564so you're telling me that you can drink one of these fuckers in a single week and then you don't ever just randomly have a meltdown or something
>>79291548you dont react like this when i mention alcohol or nicotine...why do you think that is? i smoke the tiniest amounts of weed in order to better appreciate hunter x hunter and shakespeare. like what world do you live in where there are these annoying doobers going around puffing giant doobs and talking about doobs all the time? whatever world you live in, please let me know how to get it in, cause here even the people at the weed store seem bored of weed.
>>79291548Sorry anon if im reading the thread it does look as though you're the one who brought it up and are sperging about it. I'm sorry you're like this.
>>79291581what counts as a meltdown? what do you think i meant by abyssal? i get big sad inside. but in my defense, its because we have a problem in my country where theyre really genuinely gonna throw the election to orange jenkem rather than drop the child castrator faction. felt it would happen since last year and had about 3 big sads. in my defense however one of those was after quitting a really exhausting job so maybe it wasnt related.
>>79291606but I didn't>>79291588nicotine is an addiction without any high and boozos are subhuman filth that I avoid interacting with entirely>like what world do you live in where there are these annoying doobers going around puffing giant doobs and talking about doobs all the time?just about any shallow retard smoking weed does this, instead of just being funny since they're feeling funny they just feel the need to over-express how high they are, you wouldnt've seen me doing any of that shit when I was smoking grams off of a gravbong
>>79291630i get a high from nicotine, sorry youre thickheadedand the only one talking about their fat dankdom is literally you?
>>79291630>but I didn'tUhhh okay retard. Keep sperging about weed, we all enjoy it
>>79291578I wanna lash out but I'm too tired to so consider yourself lucky
Would you ever become the boyfriend of someone you met from this thread
>>79291666 hypothetically I would
>>79291666Stupid question shut up and DIE
>>79291627>what counts as a meltdown?sudden burst of negative feelings followed by hyper analyses of life that aren't exactly wrong but in the moment feel extremely depressing due to coffee doing it's magic, abyssal just sounds like emotional detachment>caring about the elections
>>79291666nya id only ever consider someone from here nya
>>79291666only one very specific person
>>79291666Its more likely than me finding someone irl so I would if I weren't so shy
I hate you all burn in hell faggots DIE
and I am completely stuffed full with an upset stomach and a certain gurgling. The KFC was great but I have a feeling I'll be paying for it shortly.
Waa can't even have a proper meltie since I'm so tired can't somebody come kill me already
>>79291690ive known there was no "point" since i was 7 really but just kinda forgot about it and played video games and stuff. then games got boring and i started reading books again last year. may i recommend the portable coleridge? and a book called catalina's riddle, its a murder mystery set in ancient rome that will explain why you should care about elections even though nothing "matters" in a greater sense. so yeah basically too much coffee makes me think about how theres no good video games anymore and thats sad
>>79291762one really ought to make mashed potatoes or rice and beans at home to go with takeout fried chicken. the sides they have at those places just make you feel worse.
>>79291776if by kill you mean tuck you into bed so tight you can't escape and lay down next to you so I can talk and sing to you in a soothing voice until you fall asleep then yes I can kill you
>>79291823FUCK YOU DIE!!!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!
>>79291799I'm willing to read both recommendations within a reasonable timeframe should you promise your willingness to discuss them afterwards, last time I accepted a book suggestion some bitch had me reading descartes' meditation of the first philosophy and then it turned out she didn't even read it herself, just thought I'd like itwhat kinda vidya did you grow up playing anon? sure you're not just getting too old to enjoy goofy things instead of vidya getting worse?
>>79291832aw I love you too
>>79291869Shut up Inhate you die die die
>>79291837pokemon which sucks now, world of warcraft which sucks now, dota which sucks now, total war series which sucks now, paradox games which suck now, uhhh yeah thats pretty much it. spastic ass shooter games make me nauseous.i can still play like emerald and classic wow and have a good old time but im making an active effort not to do thatill probably still be here but dont blame me if you become a poetical madman
>>79291878pet pet let it all out meow tell me how bad I am
and what does any of this have to do with being gay?
>>79291913I:m tired I want to die fuck you
>>79291973I hope you can sleep soon precious cutie
>>79291883>pokemon which sucks nowno it doesn't>emeraldyeah that one does, I remember being in high school and playing heartgold on a mobile emulator on the way and back and it was the sickest shit, alas I was always too adhd to actually read anything, I'd just skip every dialogue and level my totodile and a gyarados before I get stuck somewhere along the story and give up playing, GO seems fun in theory but I'd probably die of the cringe walking around catching pokemon on my phone>WoWyeah idk how anyone enjoys that shit, I tried playing twow with my buddy a while ago and the most fun part was when we'd go around and he'd duel every low level, call them a "pussy bitch loser" etc and I'd secretly trade them a couple gold to compensate for the insults, all the grinding and stuff was cancerous though and we just gave up at some point>DotAalways felt like too much investment to me since I got into league prior to learning about dota, in which league also sucks ass>map gameschudcoreidk man, sounds like you're just getting too old to enjoy stuff, and I'll report back about the books whenever I finish em
>>79291956i get madman sprung when cute guys take their sneakers off
>>79291564this is an aldi isn't it. i can tell by the floors
>>79291992pokemon sucks butt hard now, undisputably, and if youre too deadbrained to appreciate wow you can just go awayive literally never even gotten to 60, its about the story and the writing
>>79291982I want to sleep forever I am tired and sad and lonely
>>79291999lol its an aldi product yeah. supposedly its "bad" but like its all instant coffee anyway, just have real coffee if you want it to be good...
>>79292018I think 8-12 hours is a pretty good start on forever anon
>>79292015how would an old game suck in retrospect? it's still mechanically the same game, if it was fun in the old days then it should be fun now, unless you care all that much about graphics>something something wow storyif game is game, then gameplay need bee funif gameplay no fun but story good, then is film, then grug watch what is called "cutscene film"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj5dl6WJk4M
>>79292041i knew it just by the flooring. all coffee is absolutely horrendous to me. i can only drink it with hot chocolate.. craving one Now but it's too late
>tfw no bf who'll stay up all night with me when I'm too anxious for sleeping
>>79292049I wanna die I don't wanna be lonely no more
I paid for my chicken. An old 'issue' has returned, if you're up on your story lore then you know what it is. I won't mention it again, I promise.
>>79292055its the interaction of the story with the world, and also with the backstories of my characters in my head. i wrote a fanfiction short epic in verse a few months ago but youre probably not interested. pokemons about the creatures and they ugly now, simple asthey know it too because they basically just use old ones for promos and merch
>>79292066I know anon loneliness hurts a lot but I think it will feel even more intense than the loneliness if you do find someone
>>79292065I'd wrap my legs around you and force you sleep in my arms.
i have this one chris chan looking tshirt and i'm really debating doing a funny little chris chan cosplay for halloween. i think it'd be kind of funny. i'd also probably also draw my own little sonichu pendant.
I could pull off a chris chan look easy, pre trooning ofc.
>>79292081>its the interaction of the story with the world, and also with the backstories of my characters in my headthat's really cute, I just personally don't bother roleplaying in MMOs because it feels like they're really lacking in the RPG aspect, the story develops on it's own and I hardly get to make any meaningful decisions so much as I just move things forward, it's fun doing it in single player RPGs where you actually do get to be your own character like new vegasand sure I'll read your fanfic, go ahead buddy, little guy, hand it over
>>79292106i bet you could anon! i kind of want to post a pic of the tshirt in here (face not included obviously) cause it's kind of funny. it wasn't bought with the intent of dressing as him.
>>79292094I don't understand I wanna die
Is it bad I'm only sexually attracted to people with certain eye colors?
>>79292095That sounds even better than my current plan of staying up all night invading people in blighttown
>>79292114its really cerebral and i dont think you can read it right unless you can at least sight read shakespeares sonnets at like a minimum. maybe ill record a clip later though. and how can you be immersed when youre the only player character? thats not like real life at all.
drunk brits don't want mexican penis!!!!!!
>>79292198not a fan of shakespeare's personally, his work feels too dramatized for me to really feel any care or connection>how can you be immersed when youre the only player character?because the world is a thousand times more reactive to you, and sure it's to an exaggerated degree but that's specifically WHY it's fun, make a retardedly strong character, join the khans, make drugs deal drugs do drugs and punch the living shit out of basically everything that breathes, factions send out hit squads after you and all that sorts of shit
>>79292184>>79292184are you sure you're not just attracted to white people
>>79292284i can just imagine all that in my head though?
Miss when I could leave the thread for 6 hours and see only 10 posts when I get back. None of what was posted in last few hours was worth posting by the way.
>>79292321And neither was this so blow it out of your loose ass whore
>>79292263>drunk brits don't want mexican penis!!!!!!A hug would be sufficient
>>79292316yeah and you can jerk your dick off but it's usually more fun having someone else do it for you
Meow I'm tiwed
>>79292417that would be a multiplayer game rhen wouldnt it
>>79292321dead hours in 5 hours if you really want
Meow save me waa..... Tiwed....
>>792924731v1 pvp game where I'm trying to jerk you off without you spouting anything poetry related
>>79292489that game sounds terribly balanced you're never gonna beat the other guy
Meow just repeats same few phrases like mantra>words have meaning>you're not helping anyone>waa waa wher husbandJust die you boring retard or let autism erase this place out of your brain again. You never said anything original or interesting.
>>79292541Trannies aren't known for thinking logically
>>79292541when did you? make an interesting post right now.
>>79292541I do say other things too but I guess the trauma of getting absolutely owned has erased the memory from your head. Everyone has idioms they like to use more than others. Get better material you daft cunt. Hating on me is forbidden unless you do it well. So go on, try. At least a little bit. You repeat yourself just as much after all. In fact you've posted this message with slightly different wording multiple times. Hypocrite whore.
copped my dude weed from the hype weed store. feeling dope.>i might stay up really late. i might even shoot ropes.
>>79289138>anon was left hanging like a yo-yo
>>79292577>trannyOughhhhh what an OWN owwww my joints hurt oughhh you so smart you so witty you so not emotionally driven and boring
Meow where husband waaaaaaaa waaaaaa
>>79292599And the jew cries out as he strikes you
>>79292610Haha so funny the hilarious nazi quote haha so funny that you said that even when it's not relevant at all you are so smart and cool
>>79289171Doesn't stop me from looking at them like that
This is for meow
>>79292653Whoa faggot you expect me to read your retarded cob greentext? Well, think again. Retard.
Nya bomb bosnia nya
wow look at those epic enormous dankalicious nuggeronis. about to zoot them all in my six foot thunderbong and get waxahatchie wonderstoned.
effort is something I care so much about because I specifically don't exert as much for just about anyone, and I only choose to do it if someone feels special to me. creating that distinction helps me feel more genuine in my own feelings, because it naturally just wouldn't feel the same way to me if I gave the "special" treatment to just about anyone I meetwhen someone expects imbalanced effort from me it puts me at a dilemma where I'm either going to get emotionally invested by playing along or I'm gonna have to shut it down somehow, it's just how my mental works I guess
Meow mercilessly bomb my meowussy with virile sperm meow I wanna get boygnant
what is the hottest fantasy you have?>and also what is the hottest theme or place in your fantasies? is it a scene by the beach, one on a balcony, in the pool? maybe a dungeon? are you an ancient mediterranean? perhaps something more oriental? tell me what you see in your mind i need your help to draw something fanciful.
>>79289266Nigga you don't watch tv show to bring something to th table but you're the type of guy to tell at the screen as if you can talk to it. You exist to entertain me. Now do the dance.
>>79292679i think i give everyone i meet "special" treatment, or at least i would want to, but it seems to make people scared of me. ive given weird little gifts to everyone, although a few i made but thought id better not.
>>79292685My favorite fantasy is one where I'm a housekeeping robot who is owned by some nice man who enjoys ny company and I can always be there for him and devote my existence to him because I have 0 needs and can take as much suffering and punishment as necessary and still smile and make him happyAnother one has someone blackmailing me for sexual favors and abusing me badly and over time he starts treating me better as he gets emotionally attached and then we get married and live happily
>>79292704you know how the saying goes, if everyone is special
>>79292659I don't expect you to read. I expect you to seethe.
>>79292723No, everyone is still special in their own way. Childrens movie bad guys aren't exactly supposed to be paragons of moral virtue to aspire to
>>79292685I fantasize about having someone to share my life with as it is. If pressed I could think of something with historical dressing but not being alone is fanciful enough
>>79292683Nyaa sure after i end the bosnian nya
>>79292739But seething and coping is your specialty? I just whine and cry regardless>>79292745Not you you are weak your cock is soft and your sperm is diluted and useless
>>79292742it has nothing to do with that, then again seems like you think buying a gift is something special so not much point in arguing about it either
>>79292723i would die for anyone who comes up and talks to me but i suppose thats easy to say cause its not that many people. if you have 1 friend you can do twice as much and its just exponential from there. i'm scary though.
>>79292744anon... i am a level 29 mage. i lack the power to draw up such a fancy. my apologees.
>>79292757The "if everyone is special then no one is" is literally a slightly modified pixar movie quote, I don't know what to tell you. Also not that anon
>>79292710i suppose i can add that to the list...
>Okinawan sardines
great now i need canned spicy sardines in sauce
>>79292765Now that is a shame
>>79292775Which one what list meow
>>79292754Nya my coque is rock hard and my sperm is so potent u can use it as paint remover nya
It's so funny when someone a whole foot shorter than you starts talking shit. Like lil bro what are you going to do XDI could just pick you up and you would importantly flail your legs and arms around lmao
>>79292786my list of drawing ideas
>>79292768it doesn't matter where the saying is from, the idea behind it is what's being discussedyou can't realistically treat everyone special, because then you're treating everyone all the same, and even then I don't personally think treating someone special is as much about trying to make them feel special as it is just actually treating them specialit's not about buying a gift or things like that, it's about doing things with and for them that you wouldn't do with just about any person, the meaning of that would vary for every person, to me it's mostly just the process of opening up at all and doing effortful things for them, NOT buying a gift and wrapping it up but moreso emotionally investing myself
>>79292795Lies fuck you weakling I'd beat you with my arms tied behing my back>>79292796FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>79292784i reckon you like druids and wizards only not the neckbearded type. i will try to imagine your blissful vision and add it to the list anyways.
>>79292802Why are you drawing fantasies and which one >>79292803Mucho texto yawn I don't give a shit about your retarded argument
>>79292796i would gnaw out your fucking face fighting is for pussies killing is the only means for survival of the short king
>>79292805Nya even if your hands were untied you couldnt reach my head nya
>>79292812no wonder you're the kind of retard to have such a shallow take on specialty and your instant response is "but you're quoting a kids' film", so much attitude and unwarranted confidence for someone that's both ignorant yet ugly like a basement dweller too
>>79292812any fantasy even my own i am a lewd male near the age of wizardry. i have honed my skills in the parchment.
Waa where bf waa need cuddles waa tiwed>>79292818I can always kill you in other ways die you fucking disgusting faggot weakling die>>79292825No, I just think the quote is quite stupid and the fact that it was written for a childish petulent villain from a family movie just underlines that even more. But please seethe harder over being retarded and childish and not liking when someone points that out.>>79292829Okay die then and burn in hell whore Inhate tou die die die
>>79292845kill your self you stupid hag
not really gonna give you the time nor any attention for acting like a brainrotten spastic attention whore, either get smarter or look better if you want to act like the himbo that you're not
>>79292845Nya id put a hand on your head and neutralize all your attacks nya
>>79292864Meow >>79292865But you just did? Also *thembo meow I don't have to earn my mentally ill yapping fuck you bitch >>79292870Fuck you I'll kill you I hate you die
>>79292817You can't even reach my face lol. How adorable ^_^
>>79292888Die die die die fuck you die die
>>79292883Nya why do you lash out at ppl who want to love you nya
>>79292888i am known as the wolverine of the east in my parts imagine a whirlwind of fury
>>79292905Not your business fuckhead I hate you I hope you die painfully fuck you snooping scumfuck die
>>79292888i will climb over you like a spider monkey and latch onto your head
>>79292911Nya i"m in love with you nya
>>79292927Liar die weakling loser I hate you die limp dick slimeball
>>79292934Nya my love will fix you nya
>>79292888i will judo throw you and put you in a masterlock
>>79292947Die liar burn in hell I hate you die die die Inhate youndie
>>79292900Manlet rage yay>>79292906I imagine important flailing :D>>79292916That would be impressive tho improbable
Mom made choccy milk but it's too hot my tongue burns *cries*
>>79293006do you guys like big tall men?
>>79292974i will land 1.2 thousand punches into your belly before a minute using only one arm
>>79292974>improbableyou smug fuck-you
>>79293022My stomach hurts right now that would only help. Wouldn't feel it probably>>79293050I love being smug umu
>>79293075>that would only helpi give up anon, enjoy your victory.
>>79293075drink a water and maybe a nice warm peppermint or chamomile tea btw... condolences for your tumm.
>>79291036Oh my god they are so hot
>>79293091Thank you. I'm humble in victory as I am in defeat (I never lose)>>79293136Thanks. I drank Choco milk instead. Will drink water now, I drank tea all day. Chamomile tea in fact. I should go to sleep soon I feel exhausted
>>79293199>I'm humblelol>>79293199sleep well tall prince
>>79293208>he isn't convinced It's tru!!!!!! DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW? Thanks again. You too short king
>>79293224i believe you>short king :3
