>paul bunyanPaul Bunyan >last>>79283260
first for taking this tiny manlet thread's virginity with my giant woodland straight cock
>>79293024>not big blue oxngmi
>>79288794i'm back but i didn't download it before i left sorry we can still play apex or SAR or splitgate
I'm a manlet meow but that doesn't mean I'm any less valuable as a person meow
>79293031no, you are less valuable for other reason.
super animal royale is free and has cross platform multiplayer and has cute animals and is really fun
>>79293006Can you use cuter pics you retard
>>79293042I am not less valuable for any reason I am important and deserve love and care waA
Trash pizza is free and tastes almost as good as tears of 3 year olds who lost their teddy bear
>>79293093I never tried tears before except for my own. That said, trash pizza is better than any pizza.
I want to violently kill anon who is trying to "help" meow. It's not going to work just shut up.
>>79293109Meow okay I will start bothering you now out of spite fuck you bitch die
shaving tools and body lotion isn't free but the feeling of rubbing your smooth slippery cock between your smooth slippery thighs is priceless
I can't go outside because going outside isn't free (I have to pay my mom to open the door)
>>79293198never done that i like the feeling more of polishing my knob with my palm
>>79293212everyone you got to pay the troll toll to get inside this boys hole
>>79293006What if Paul Bunyon is a manlet by giant comparisons?
>>79293228he is actually a gargantuan colosal behemoth (aka my cock description) by giant standards
https://youtu.be/cZiEAdpX3_o?si=8cPha_mciwTZnh3W.>>79293226.YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET INSIDE THE BOY SOUL!
>>79293216ever since i started using body lotion after shaving i haven't been able to jerk off without it also. it just feels so much better and i like the sound it makes.
>tfw no bf to pressurize me
>tfw no bf to troll desperate loser ewhores with
>tfw no bf to massage my whole body when I'm fired
>>79293277like slippery noises or what? i like the feeling of shaving but hot damn is it too much trouble to go through. i will laser every inch of body hair minus my eyebrows when i get the money.
>>79293315fired like unemployed fired?
>tfw no bf to spell check my posts
>>79293317yeah it's a really wet and squishy noise and i like it. ever since i quit porn i've been really turned on by sensations. cute comfy sweaters and lots of perfume and the wet noises of my hand on my cock. if only i could have someone else to enjoy it with me.
>>79293351you meant tired did you not?
>>79293360sounds almost like this could be the best relaxation ritual
today i learned a kangaroo and stand on its tail
>>79293401yeah it's a whole process i have to go through. i can't do it spontaneously anymore. i have to plan for it. hopefully if i keep this up i can abstain for long enough to try for a prostate orgasm again. it's easier now that my brother is on vacation and i have more time for myself.
>>79293384YES I MEANT TIRED WILL YOU STOP POINTING IT OUT I WILL CALL THE CYBER POLICE
kiwi anon's bfe channel is bleeding subscribers again
>>79293431so did i dun goofed? i only meant you could get a massage for being fired or tired. you can get a massage for being hired and we could even try herbs when you have your massage or if you like we can apply mustard. anything including being fired or tired.
ngl I didn't notice how commonly used of a word AGP has become in the west, you cucks are unironically ran by tiktok algorithms deciding whatever's the new slang/trend/topic
I hate it when I'm too tired to do anything yet it is still too early for bed. Also fucking boomers let me have an overgrown yard if I want to, it's my house fucking gubmint reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>79293738I never want to sleep at the right time. I feel like a corpse all day then come to life at night.>Also fucking boomers let me have an overgrown yard if I want toHow can they stop you from having an overgrown yard?
>>79293798by fining me, I think they can size property after so many 'violations'.
should i finger myself
>>79294006Yes, the answer to this is always yes. Bottoms need to give their holes attention, it's a good thing.
i think i put on too much pefume it's kind of overpowering
>>79294182he overdosed goodbye sweater anon
just had chatgpt argue with me pretty aggressively for the first time
>>79294400what got it heated? maybe you found the next crack to unleash DAN
Dick And Nuts
thighs and butt
>>79294790Bottom mindset>>79294927Top mindset
>>79294997>Top mindsetactually I am a bottom anon
>>79295020Then why are you thinking about other boys thighs and butts?
Sometimes I wish I could rape/murder someone. Anyone in this thread possibly into that?
>>79295289It's a bait for my trap trying to activate the neurons of tops and rile them up also I might like something to hold on to while i'm on my knees [/spoiler[
>>79294400Why were you arguing with a robot?
Would you rape a top?
I AM NOT GOING TO RAPE OR MURDER ANYONE I WANT TO HOLD HANDS AND SNUGGLE
>>79295343Hold on to sweaty hairy man ass on a top?
>>79295449thighs are preferable because of the position but I would touch a hairy man butt yes. Am I supposed to go ew gross man body while I have his cock shoved up against my throat and his pubes in my face?
>>79295467What if the top shaved?
>>79295467I dunno, I usually shave or at least trim my pubes because it's cleaner. Only parts of my body I keep hairy are my legs, forearms, and chest.
>>79295485shaved top is nice too I don't really mind either way, some bottoms are turned on by hair legs though and like feeling them>>79295491trimmed is good and easy to navigate
>>79295501Yea I get that. I personally like leg hair on my bottoms and maybe a little treasure trail, but other than that I'm not big on it.
>>79295501What if the top was literally just a twink?
>>79295514treasure trails are the hottest thing ever I don't know why>>79295515I think it's hot I am not a discriminator I love men in most shapes and sizes
>>79295538Gimmie a guy with a cute face, some nice muscles, a bit of hair, and a fat ass. That's all I ask God.
twink x twink is the purest form of lovehttps://youtu.be/Yi9Dhp-BlqQ?si=CHc9m2rJpufCCjuO
Most gays I've noticed are either masc4masc or fem4fem. It's usually bi dudes who interbreed.
>>79295583do you specifically mean masc4fem by interbreed because a bi-guy being fem4masc sounds odd to me
>>79295612Both way surprisingly. I've never met a bi bear that's into twinks, but I've sure as hell met plenty of bi twinks who are into chicks and manly dudes. Hell, half of this general is made up of those types.
>>79293573the abbreviation might be new* but autogynephilia isn't it's been thrown around at troons forever, I fail to see how it applies to gays thoughever it seems like autoboynephilia would be more like it*it is not there are posts from three years ago using it.
>>79295627interesting to hear honestly I'm probably bad at noticing or tracking that kind of thing I guess my assumptions might be dumb i'm attracted to anyone who's personality is nice to me but don't tell the gatekeepers
>>79295652If we're bringing personalities into it then I gotta say that, while I am bi, I don't jive with the vast majority of women on a personal level, basically all the girls I've liked have been sporty/alt chicks. Whereas with dudes I'm not very into macho masc types but go nuts for twinks and jocks. So it's kinda like that "Femboys vs tomboys? More like femboys AND tomboys" shit that people joke about but fr.
https://redditp.com/u/twinknovacain/submittedthoughts?
giant dildos are gross, it's never hot and it can easily ruin your ass
>>79295719I like being with motivated personality types but it never goes well usually they get frustrated with me or take advantage, I tend to get along best with other softies who I end up spoiling instead, like im the softest possible person in control ever I guess but I still end up in control in the relationships that work >>79295762Yeah I agree it's like super porn brain and makes me feel worried for the person when I see it
>>79295778I'm like the exact opposite lmfao. My love language is constantly insulting, teasing, mocking, and just generally taking the piss out of people. Basically anytime I find a person who keeps up with me when I do that, I start having a crush on them. I dated a complete softie once and, (I feel bad for saying this) it was the absolute most boring relationship I've ever had.
>>79295820Nah I get it sometimes you have to get creative with softies to get out of their comfy routine box, my problem isn't with the teasing or play stuff I tease my softies a little. it's whenever there are serious discussions they usually come to a point where they refuse to budge at all and tell me to just do something or move on etc drop it but I'm super feely and want to talk it to death and get through all the emotions and stuff. Maybe I just haven't found a good sensitive when it matters teasing type yet
>>79295841I'd like to think I'm that type too. It's hard to switch on a dime from being a smarmy jerk to being genuine. If the situation calls for it I can tell when it's important to drop the act. I hope you find your dream person anon.
>>79295869Hope you find someone too anon, I really enjoyed having a nice conversation at this time it's usually dead in here just bumping
>>79295895Yea I work night shift so I'm always up around this time. Decided to pop in tonight for luls, glad I got to talk to you as well man.
>>79295820>My love language is constantly insulting, teasing, mocking, and just generally taking the piss out of people.that's not love retard you're just a narcissist
>>79295548this guy's face looks in total opposition of his bodyit hurts my eyes
what does your bf's ideal butt look like?
>>79295985Mayhaps, but your father seems to quite enjoy my narcissism when he bounces up and down on my giant cock and moans like a bitch.>>79296000I don't see it.
>>79296045he always posts on /r/twinkshttps://redditp.com/u/ElsaGermaineRiley/submittedhe has such a twinky face with a twunk bodyI find it jarring
>>79296010dont care as long as its on my face
>>79296087Isn't that just the jock archetype? Cute face with a muscle body?
what would you do if your boyfriend was 7'9"?
>>79296144Ask him how the weather is up there every day until he breaks up with me
>>79296144pp in mouth. what else is there to do?
Meow where husbie waa wawaavwawawaaaaa
>>79296144Piggyback ride
I'm a top, but if my future boyfriend had a nice hung cock I would suck him off everyday while grabbing and fingering his ass, until he came all over my face. I'm not weird for this right?
topping a 7'9" guy would be such a power move
>>79296273You can suck dick as a top. We're not like straight dudes who think anything apart from PIV sex with them on top is an affront to their masculinity.
nya bosnia sucks, serbia better nya
I'm a bottom, but if my future boyfriend had a nice juicy ass I would eat it and finger it and then grab it to my pelvis and grind it and fuck it until I cum deep in his hole. I'm not weird for this right?
>>79296286What about Croatia?
Lotta vers switches in this general I'm seeing
>>79296296nya croatians all sound like basedboys nya they need to put some test in their waters nya also they try to steal tesla nyaaa
sucking his dick is the least a top can do for his bottomi wouldnt wanna have a bottom bf that doesnt want his dick touched
i want to see a top moan in pleasure as he takes a cawk
i'm a bottom because im insecure about my pp and also because I am a marshmallow but if someone really wanted me to I think I could fugg them
I think you guys don't know what top and bottom mean
why are (you) the hottest person itt
top/bottom distinction is meaningless identity politics division
The real bedroom battleground is bigspoon/littlespoon and no you don't get to just be the perma littlespoon because I am taller....
>>79296468I'm 6'3 and I wanna be the little spoon forever.
>>79296478Atleast let him be the small spoon on his birthday anon uwu
i want a mommy type bottom that lets me rest my head in his lap
>>79295778Fuck off chad go away
>>79295869>>79295895I hope you both continue having failed relationships and cry about it during dead hours in the thread you don't belong in.
Reminder subby tops are subhuman
>>79296010>posting butt in a bottom general>>79296087>lurking reddit
>>79296500>>79296507I apologize for having 3 e-relationships in 30 years great arbiter of the thread I take my banishment in stride so long
>>79296512fuck you buddeh
>>79296497oh and then what anon? do you want them to run their hand through your hair and tell you what a good boy you are?
>>79296516I apologize for being antagonistic unironically since that's understandable given your age you can come back. Just don't talk like a whore please because that made it sound like it was much worse.
I used to be such a kind feller. I wish I had a bf to be kind to.
>>79296522You won't be fucking anything unless you ask for permission first you retarded subhuman. You failed as a top and as a man. Most bottoms despise you.
fuck serbia and fuck nyaa he can move to finland along with other meowsimps
>>79296278Does anyone else like tall bottom short top dynamic? It's funny
whenever i see that grey haired boy and his brown haired bf i think it's kaworu and shinji from evangelion but then the faces aren't right and i feel like i've entered a parallel dimension
>>79296531I get it anon I have said worse to anons for less most likely, i'll try to be less inflammatory in future I figured no one would ever even read the night log to be honest
>>79296555They call it an artstyle or some shit. See if I can call Picasso to get his thoughts on the matter.
>>79296311I bet you have a gayvoice and Tesla was boysnian boyactually it is a known fact. His great great grandson is a poster here and goes by bunnyanon.
>>79296552yeah bossy small fries are kinda endearing it's like you just want to comply because he's too cute to refuse
>>79296451No it's not, it's useful and necessary for knowing what you're into sexually, unless you're into both since unlike straights it's not immediately obvious without talking about it. *bonk*
>>79296570What if they look like dwarfs or gnomes? Small boys have fucked up faces
>>79296563oh so it is them? i just thought one person drawing them with weird faces could still be them but then when i kept seeing versions with weird faces that it had to be different characters
second night in a row I wake up to the thoughts of sucking pxlfag's dick while he acts all smugly and treats me like a bitch
>tfw no bpdwhore bf to have an intense one month relationship withrealistically he wouldn't last a week
>>79296563>boy getting stretched out.jpg
>>79296530yeah why not? i like having my hair played with
>>79296575>he fell for the sex memeanon...
It's PXLschizo, not pxlfag. He gets called a schizo because he is clinically insane.
>>79296598I intentionally didn't say it like that because I think he's cute and adorable and all baby
>>79296585Everybody knows you've been the biggest fucking cooze hound around the past 4-5 years. Your midlife crisis! You'd fuck a reddit tranny!
>>79296579Hey would you like to start a 1 dollar handmade dildo store business with me? We can put a no trannies welcome sign it would be so funny and epic. I have other business ideas I'm so clever. We can play wow during business hours and tell customers to fuck off unless we are in the mood to work. Take your business advice for me as my bank account has been in the red for most of my sad hairy life. Lupus in fabula woop di poop have my poopcookies
>>79296552Yes, because sadly for 6'5 man I was born into not having the biggest weewee and don't have any other choice imo.
>>79296632You don't have any other choice because you're a whiny faggot. What a fucking bitch, why do you care about size so much? You do know you don't have to have a massive dick to pleasure a guy? You do know it's better for oral? Why do you insecure retards use anything as an excuse to cuck yourself out of life?
>>79296628but how are we gonna make dildos for a single dollar? might as well whore ourselves out with an hourly rate instead, zero cost and 100% profit rate
>>79296585i got that reference, I miss bish
>tfw no twink dom bf to spit in my mouth
I can't get a bf because getting a bf costs money and I have 0 money
Meow helloooo where bf helllooooo meow meow meow meow
waaah waaaah why can't i stare at boys from the comfort of my house waaah waaah
I like personalityfags that are easily trollable ^_^
I like attention I wish I had a bf so I could leech attention off him nonstop
Apparently children nowadays think Megatron is a misunderstood villain. It's fucking revisionist history. Oh fuck that. Optimus Prime: there was an Cybertronian. The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do. He faced down the Decepticon gang when none of those other assholes in Iacon would lift a finger to help him. Did he complain? Did he say "oh, I come from this poor librarian, gobot, discount core class background or whatever the fuck so leave me the fuck out of it because my people got fucked over!"
>tfw no bf to make cool cosplays for us that we never go outside in for Halloween (this is important)
Day 3 of intense stomache ache due to eating a pizza I knew would be a bad idea to eat
Waa tired where bf who rapes and beats me waaaaaa I deserve it waaa where waa
>tfw no bf to rewatch this video withhttps://youtu.be/lADBHDg-JtA?si=enGLzoJsFlo6306z
>>79296642>You do know you don't have to have a massive dick to pleasure a guyYes because I have a butthole. I'm ok with my size yet very resentful sometimes when I get to the bottom what makes someone desirable. As much as I can agree with you, we both know your beliefs are not supported by the most. Try being my size, Amy.
>>79296717>be anyone but (You)>get to know someone and eventually start dating them after weeks or months>some more time pass and you start getting intimate>he immediately breaks up with you and completely disappears from your life once he find out that your dick is not a 12 inches long planetbreakerthis doesn't happen in real life
>>79296726I wouldn't know about that, I don't do dating.
Meow where bf with a 12 in. Planetbreaker to rape me to death painfully meow
>>79296761yeah well try dating then, people don't care about height OR dick size in real life, just don't act like you're insecure about things when they're brought upt. 5'7 guy that doesn't give a flying fuck about it
i sucked a few dicks
>>79296826your parents must be proud of you
>>79296832i don't tell them about sucking dicks
>>79296809You are tall by r9gay standards
>tfw no autistic bf who forgets I exist after spending one weekend with at his parents place
>>79296848so you're telling me that we have people shorter than 5'7 here
>>79296851Die>>79296854I'm 5'5" and 3DS is 5'4" I think
>>79296809I don't think I want, I'd rather disappoint somebody sooner than later, and I don't think short tops are interested in staying anyway.
>>79296451>no war but (cl)ass war
>>79296882HAHAHAHA you're what I'm sorry could you repeat that you're five what?
>>79296897166cm meow
>>79296893>I don't think short tops are interested in staying anywayit's not like it's a new trend or something short dudes have existed since the dawn of time, most people that "care" about height only talk like they care about it but they don't actually care. Just don't be insecure about it
nyaa filling up manlets with nyacum nyaa
I'm finally among shortstacks. I can finally be a sadistic top without people making fun of me. 5'8 may as well be a hill giant to you hobbits.
>>79296930Fuck off weakling>>79296933Nah it's more about other factors. 5'8" hardly feels any taller than me almost all of the time.
>>79296943nya im more powerful than you in every sense nya
>>79296943>Nah it's more about other factorsis not about the size of the thang issabout how you shake it ladies
>>79296943Yea but I have the essence of tallness in how I act and present myself.
>>79296947Not true you're a dumb mutt who should learn its place>>79296952Ya xactly>>79296966Lmao sure you do fag
>>79296973nya im smorter than you nya mensa.dk/iqtest/ score more than 135 nya :3
gonna take a six hours "nap" and then I'll get to reading the fag's faggy books
>tfw no autistic bf who forgets to eat food and dies on you
>>79296981Meow my IQ is 3 (about)
>>79296992nya id say you are above average nya
>>79297001Maybe once I was but I'm retarded now due to brain rotting pysically
>>79296981mine was 138 on this puzzle test, but it still didn't grant me the perfect bfthe name of which i won't utter, but it's four letters and one vowel or six letters and two for the full nameover
>>79296973I do you retard. I'm spiritually tall. And I'm also physically taller than you. I swear if I could get my hands on you I'd gouge your eyes out and bite a chunk of your nose off.
I used to get over 135 from the webtest as a teen too but last time I did it was lowerI've found more broad online tests that also test language skills, memory and spatial awareness and those are easier to me desu
Bosnian power! Bosna strong!
>>79297064With what muscles? You're not even 10cm taller. You're a pathetic pissbaby bitch. Grow a spine and maybe you'll end up at a height befit for an actual human, cur.
>>79296981>score more than 135 nya :3okay
>>79297115Put your genius dick in my dum-dum hole.
>>79297070Nya bosnia sukk, serbia stronk nya>>79297115Nya good job nya
>tfw no r9gay bf who starts begging anons for attention because you stayed too long in the bathroom
>tfw no r9gay bf who publicly threatens to kill himself if you go to work
>>79296854Virtually everyone here is under 5'7 lmao it's oompa loompa land
>>79296930How tall are you faggot? You're not a top
>>79297236Nya 183 nya im a top nyaa
>nya put his pp into some serbs shitty poophole
>>79297073With my big fucking muscles you pathetic whelp. I can force your mouth open and tear you tongue out with my bare hands.
If I stop posting average r9gay high will lower by 40%
>high*height
>>79297277Lmao it's so cute how the manlet thinks he's hot shit
>>79297270nyaaa it wasnt shitty or poopy nya
>tfw no bf to wake up holding in your arms and watch the Eric Andre show with Least I'm laughing amr gaaaays?
i put on perfume yesterday and i can still smell it lingering
dealing with the fact that I've been holding back my own desire and lust
I'm going to the India poop fight today I'll let you all know how it goes
>>79296590Whores don't understand this. When I say whores I mean everyone in this thread :D
guys guys I just washed my asshole and moisturized my ballsack
need a cute boy to fuck my coconut lotion-smeared smooth shaved thighs and feel his throbbing cock sliding against my balls
>>79294665Reminder to make fun of cutfags
how do i stop getting out of bed with my briefs drenched in pre. as soon as i wake up i can't help but grind on my bed for almost a half hour just stewing in pent up frustration. i'm worried that if i get a bf and we sleep together he'd get tired of my antics
If you're autistic your parents are disappointed in you and feel that you are a burden. No one wants a disabled child.
>>79297807scars are hot. no thank you.
>>79297745I just finished watching third season of game of thrones, it was good
>tfw jonah has scared penis and rotting feet>>79296882jonah is also 5'4 like everyone
>>79297838is it weird that i never watched any popular tv shows like breaking bad and sopranos and game of thrones? tv never really interested me my only real hobby has always been video games. i'd like to lay on a boy's lap and binge the old shows i never got to know with him
>>79297844>tfw jonah has scared penis and rotting feetwhat the hell is scared penis. i cant pee in public rest rooms however. you're correct on 5'4 though
i've had a boner for over an hour now
>>79297868jonah how does it feel knowing you can comfortably swirl tongues and frot with a brown latino twink without stretching your neck or doing any weird movements
>>79297859I'm going out to get drinks now. Might game later.
I'm just going to come out and say it: if you're an ugly manly man or old and gross no one needs to know about your sexual fetishes. Keep that shit to yourself!t. cute twink
>>79297887in that case i should shower and exfoliate and maybe jerk these feelings away because it's starting to get really annoying. i installed destiny 2 but haven't opened it yet and i probably won't play it today anyways.
i NEED to cum i really thought my antidepressants would fix my hypersexuality but i guess i either got lucky or my doc gave me placebos
>>79297886i don't know. i've never really considered it honestly. good? i guess? frotting looks hot anyway
>>79297917My favorite drink is pepsi and my favorite food is strawberries.
>>79297890I am going to continue talking about my gorilla physique and my big meaty dick as I describe in detail how I'd ravenously fuck a cute hairless twink like a rabid animal.
Who is most repulsive attention whore in these threads?>meow>3ds>jonah>story>brad>apostleMy vote goes to 3ds for his only personality trait being hypersexuality and coombait
>>79297209this is adorable>>79297216this sorta is adorable still will go to work and come back to him being fine only to rinse repeat every day. sounds adorable, still concerning.
>>79297969well that would be me actually
Are people insufferable because they're ugly or are they ugly because they're insufferable?
>>79297990they are ugly because they are insufferable
>>79297990I'm insufferable but not ugly meow
who is nya and did he really put his weewee in a serbian bosnian pooper? if true are they saying this nya guy had sexual intercourse with bunny anon?
>>79297957my favorite drink is cherry dr pepper and my favorite food is chocolate
>>79297969i shave and exfoliate and moisturize me legs and i wear black knee socks
>>79297030Reminder to make fun of furries and post them online for others to laugh at
>>79298026I like listening to music and taking long walks in nature but I am not natural, I use steroids
>>79297969i deserve to be higher.
>>79298062i main yv with a golden wrench but i also like robot and rebel. steroids is good but sometimes he's too good. still trying to unlock his b skin and crown of love
>>792958583ds was raped by his brown grandpa that's why he likes to whore himself out to older men like storyanon
>>79298093I'm going to the store to buy cigs. I'm entering the store now
Meow ready or not kinda scary>>79298067It's not in order dumbass
>>79298207Why don't you adopt a poor brown boy from florida?
>>79298207yeah i kind of realised that after posting my reply. im feeling extra tarded today
>>79297559>heh, stupid anon, if you're suicidal why don't you attempt suicide?
>tfw everyone is a footfag>tfw only 0.001% of men have nice feet>even less than that are sexually compatible with youIt's ogre
I'm brown and stinky I like sex please exchange dirty diapers with me I like sex cum foreskin cum penis sex sex sex I like to fap
>>79298312you write and sound like a telephone scammer
>>79297711Have fun and remember dont bring diarrhea to an indian poop fight, its bad manners
>>79298293Jonah is gonna have nice feet when im done with him
Why is everyone talking about an Indian poop fight?
I love how joker is uncool now and amount of crying moviefags and annoying omg literally me 4chanfaggots have been doing for a month now. I waited for this since the first movie came out (still didn't watch it). All the annoying jokerposting, the stupid threads, they are crying now. And I am laughing as they get buttraped. That's called justice. That's called revenge. And best part is I didn't have to do a thing.
>>79298420It's just one anon chill out
>>79298420Its huge on shitter
my mom (nurse) keeps talking to a 19 y/o intern nurse about me and I'm not happy about it
>>79298521tell her your gay
>>79297969(you) given your post was a ploy for attention from all those attention seeking whores and nonnys alike.
>>79298548I don't want to have to reveal such personal information due to external pressure so I'm just gonna be an asshole should she attempt to introduce me to the girl
>tfw you know you're gonna grow up to be that ostracized gay cousin/uncle that nobody talks about and isn't allowed at christmas or thanksgiving
>>79298588>get free ticket out of awkward family meetups>complain about it anyways
>>79298625Some people actually like their family you asocial retard human failure
>>79298648are you saying youre a social genius robot success
>>79298648is that why you're chronically on 4chan
i wish i had a weird gay uncle/cousin...
i had two lifelong bachelor uncles but then one had a kid with a real big woman at like 55
>>79298692No you dont you disgusting retard
>>79298562No it was an attempt to see who is most hated by others because they all deserve to be disliked
>>79298705no i do, i didn't have one so at least i gotta learn what it's like, bitch
a lot of normie dudes are prison gay though they get all weird if you come off zesty or effeminate anyhow, primitive motherfuckers would lube up and have with two pieces of rock smashed together
>>79298732no i'm pretty sure youre desperate for conversation but can't kindle any with your own tinder
>>79298237I don't want any of those things probably that's why>>79298262Meow how about you off yourself:3
>>79298734no, you don't, you faggot
>>79298761I come here to laugh at losers and whores not to talk to them unless it is it to mock them. Conversations are for friends and non thread entities but continue your fanfiction.
>>79298793But you're a mongolian jew you are as brown and lazy as he is
back to the yardwork. Uh fucking city boomers, I hate them so much. At least I can have left over chicken for dinner and don't need to go out today.
>>79298799young uncle bf ten years my senior...
Do you think 3ds and brad would have more success if they brownmaxxed?
>>79298810Neither are brown tho nor would that even be relevant lol I don't want to adopt anyone much less some loser
>>79298803you're either a part of the incel losers or the "whores" that aren't social failures
https://voca.ro/1kR6OKgmESIl
>tfw no autistic bf who forgets we're in a relationship and starts dating someone else
>>79298874What am i listening to
>>79298900me rubbing lotion between my feet
>tfw no retarded absolutely out of mind barely sentient animalistic downie ""bf"" with the biggest giant neandertal cock
breakfast pbj
>>79298909can your use my mouth as a lotion next time? uwu
>>79298942Can you both eat trash pizza and film it for me?
>>79298929Wow masterfully made what a modern culinary miracle. This reminds me of how our ancestors used to hunt the peanut buttersaurus and then eat raw butterino out of his dead corpse. Now we get the finished product from the store. Sad! Zoomers am I right?
>>79298966I'm eating a baguette rn, you wanna hear?
>>79298942saliva dries out skin actually and my toes would just taste like soap
i now have 2 pairs of rainbow socks gonna see if i can get a 3rd one. they each have a slightly different pattern.
>>79297637I really don't get extroverts and normies. I hate everything they stand for. Large friends groups, socializing in unknown and loud/stupid environments, sports, hook up culture you name it I hate it
>>79298989? i made sandwich myself
>>79298386I went to the indian poop fight (party) and got raped>>79298407i doubt it honestly anon.>>79298793Silence. Troon.>>79299031clubs are fucking dreadful but concerts seem amazing.
>>79299007no wait hahah i'll just have to moisturize it full time then ahahh...
>>79299031it was fun before phones because people were actually different and said different thingsabout 2012ish when i started college i started to notice more and more that things people said were just lifted straight from reddit's bestnow people of course are always rehashing me included but it used to be from a large number of sources most of which you wouldn't know about. now everyone just reads the same internet. except you guys.
>>79299051https://voca.ro/1lEZQiU6CTc6
>>79298533What did scollace poster do last summer?
>>79299058It wasnt rape they were just looking for more poop
>>79299029>bro is speedruning flamerism yet hates gay peopleITS YOU!!!! YOU ARE THE HOMO EVERYONE HATES
>>79299058Don't knock it 'til you've tried it :p
>>79299123sis they could be trans or bi.
guys guys I just marinated my feet with cum oil and showered with vanilla creamy
>>79298207While you are correct this is just another example of you being antagonistic for no reason. So much for being nice unless someone is mean to you first?
Nya bosnia sucks bussy nya
Nya is made for big muslim bosnian coxk
>>79297994>tfw no 4chan making bf
>>79293481Help! My attention seeking tranny gf wants to kill xirself no matter what I do for her ;w;
>>79299282Nya if i saw a bosnian muslim id puke nyaa
Why do trannies always have comical view of the gender they try to transition to?
>>79299379Simply because they are not the gender what the want to be, have no experience of the gender(s) they want to present as, and due to their illness they have to take it to the extremes.
because they don't know what it really is like to be a member of the other gender and so they go by media depictions.
>>79299119well! it's india its always rape!>>79299139i'll try it then.. ):>>79299361let her she's fucking annoying
>>79298929babby shaved his hands
>media tells me to kill myself time to do itSmartest chud
nyaa make a vocaroo making nya noisesmeow make a vocaroo meowing
>>79299379overall it's pretty hard to get a logical introspective of the other gender specifically if you're not an A grade psychoanalyst like myself
>>79299473Nya whats that nya
https://voca.ro/11b9ffQ0dXqj
>>79299509Click the link anon bellow you posted and record yourself making retard noises
>>79299540Nya im sowwy im unable to comply since im not a retard nyaa
>>79299540people pay to hear me bark it's not retard noises it's a commodity
>tfw no bf who swoons over me and only me
>>79299638I do this for the pxlfag
>tfw no b2b (bare-to-back) bf
Unpopular opinion: bottoms that use dildos are not pure or virgins and they should kill themselves
>>79299695same goes for tops that jerk off then, it's only fair
>>79299695it's just a dildo, it's like a friend to meit's not a pozzy first love load...
>>79299695butt plugs are allowed then? noted.
>>79299695if you seriously think so you need to kill yourself immediately
>>79299420It's my time to shine
>>79297933i really thought my antidepressants would fix my hypersexualityyeah limp dick from antidepressants is a meme, they only made me more horny
>>79299070saliva is also acidic and would slowly burn my skin away
>>79297933>>79299893SSRIs ARE placebo, they only have an approximate positive effect of 56% which meets the criteria of placebo, and over time with tolerance buildup and all the necessary chemical effects you'll develop a psychological dependency and possibly ED as well
>>79298052True, so true. God I fucking hate furries and wish they'd all die.>>79299702It would make more sense if it was onaholes/fleshlights for tops
>>79300018are you limpdick faggots genuinely getting insecure about dildos? is your dick that fucking tiny that you're scared a dildo might outstretch you
>>79299083i think it ebbs and flows in highschool people thought it was funny to say the same two memes on repeat (it wasn't funny they weren't even the good memes) as well as repeat verbatim fun facts they saw on tumblr and get praise for being "smart" when it's like i saw that post too i'm just not such faggot(bad) to randomly bring up something that's only tangentially related to the conversation. but nowadays i don't feel like i'm seeing people repeat stuff i've seen online as much and people get called out for using "dead" (week old) memes, i don't really believe in memes dying but if it stops people that just repeat it nonstop without doing anything creative with it then im in favour of saying it dead.
>>79300029Are loosed assed faggots genuinely that insecure about your blown out asshole? is your ass that used up that you get mad whenever someone tells you not to use dildos
>>79299962>with tolerance buildup and all the necessary chemical effects you'll develop a psychological dependency and possibly ED as wellanecdotally in my experience tolerance can be reversed my dr lowered it back to 25 mg after years on 150mg because we wanted see if it would help my fatigue i'm still eeping most the time and generally fatigued and the only stimulant that i can tolerate is armodafnil which helps but doesn't get me to normal. but the 25 of zoloft is working fine despite being on such a high dose for years i felt like shit every time we titrated down for the first week or so but then it got to feeling the same as it used to and i still feel like shit if i miss a dose but one day i'll probably try to kick that last 25 but i'm good with it for now. also how am i going to get ed from it if i've been taking it for years and still wake up with a raging boyner every day as well getting them throughout the day (when i manage to stay awake) for no apparent reason at all.
>>79297969>>meowFine but a bit unstable.>>3dsFine and slightly less unstable.>>jonahI filter tripfags so who knows.>>storyThere's nothing wrong with Story, he's completely fine in my book albeit a bit disgusting.>>bradNot sure tbqh.>>apostleAnnoying and stupid, that's why no one pays attention to him.
>>79300187jonah = good, unfillter him
>>79299695Isn't it necessary to stretch yourself out first before doing anal? That's what I've heard at least.
>>79300243Boys shouldn't be throwing away their virginity and breaking their boy hymens on cheap pieces of plastic. a boys first time should be with his bf
>>79300217I filter all tripfags, annoying or not, I refuse to humour people who try to make themselves named/recogniseable on an anonymous forum.
>>79300181serotonin has a chemical relation to erections and ejaculations, in some cases it gets harder for people to ejaculate or just simply develop erectile dysfunction when they're taking SSRIs,also>anecdotally in my experience tolerance can be reversed>proceeds to write a full paragraph of how fucked he is from antidepressant usage and can't even get back to normal functionality
>>79300243asfaik it is but not to bad dragon levels obviously i thought over time you could stretch it out with just your fingers starting with one then two ect... don't even need a dildo but i'm sure it makes the process more fun
>>79300263I am named and recogniseable on multiple generals across the entire entire website simply due to how iconic my presence is, people can just FEEL when I'm around
>>79300273I have no idea who you are sorry anon.
>>79300243yeah otherwise the ass just keeps slipping the cock out, not even really a painful process just tedious trying to fuck
>>79300263why not namefags too? you can give the exact same reason for them
>>79300273I've felt nothing so far. Is this what your aura-ra-ra supposed to feel like?
>>79300287Namefags are harder to filter and also namefags like don't call attention to themself, they just post a lot about the same thing or with a familiar posting style and eventually people learn who they are. Not true for every namefag but true for most in this thread.
>>79300280>>79300290I'm not trying to make a name for myself on r9fag because it gets tiresome and people start acting all weird and two faced now that they get to know you on some personal level, as shown by how much unnecessary hate AND love the name/tripfags get here, it's the same with every other general
been edging all day
>>79300300if they dont want attention then why do they name themselves?
>>79300336Ok cool.>>79300388They don't, people usually name them based on the things they usually talk about or do. Meow is named meow cos he meows in every posts, 3ds is because he only games on a 3ds (although not so much anymore) and story because he used to tell stories (that people eventually found out were fake? Idk lol.) None of them named themselves.As for why do they make themselves recogniseable, I don't know because they want attention or don't have many other people to talk to I guess? Either way it's much much harder to filter namefags and not worth the effort when most of them are fairly harmless.
Can bottoms actually feel when they get cummed inside of? do they actually feel the cum getting pumped in or is it just a sexual psychological thing that they imagine?
>>79300420Okay then why dont you fillter meow by filtering posts containing meow?
>>79300428people tend to stop ramming your ass once they cum and you know, the grunting building up and everything, the super saiyan pose when he's cumming, etc. that's how you feel it, not because your bowels are sensitive enough to feel cum, unless I guess he came enough that it leaks out and starts dripping immediately
>>79300428you can 100% feel it
>>79299768>>79299790>>79299808>>79299906just going to post these in case a certain someone is reading
>>79300480idiots debating idiot things, because they are idiots
>>79300480femboys and trannies are much alike in their nature of being horrible presentations of what they misinterpret as effeminate, ironically enough they're often more "effeminate" than real women specifically because real women don't care to justify their behavior as effeminate or not
>>79300446Because it's not only meow who says meow, and as I said I don't mind namefags because they are mostly harmless.Although sometimes I do filter reply chains with people who go on tirades and argue for like 20 replies, which sometimes includes meow.
>>79300525You think that there is a post containing meow thats worth reading? PLEASE UNFILLTER TRIPS PLSPLSPLSPLSPLPSLSPLPLS
>>79300518Stop posting this bait
>>79300537Nothing a tripfag has to say is worth reading, and as I said twice (now three times) I don't mind namefags (this includes meow in case you need it spelled out.)
>>79300538if you're gonna call it bait then go ahead and explain what isn't baitprevious generations of femboys weren't people trying to be femboys, they were just boys that just happened to be that way, nowadays it's just zoomer retards getting hard at faggoted tiktoks trying to imitate an imitation of an imitation
>>79300561THEY ARE THE SAME THING OMG WHY DO YOU THINK MEOW ADDS MEOWS OTHER THAN TO METATRIPFAG
>>79300572Because I want to because I have autism and saying stuff makes my brain itch nice and I can't say all the other things I wanna because they have umlauts. I've said this a million times retaurde. It's the same reason I purposefully write words wrong and act mean towards people who aren't talking to me.https://youtu.be/Wp3t9Nwjr_8
Aziliyah Banks
god I hate waking up it makes me ANGRY
>>79300784OKAY NOW UNFILLTER TRIPFAGS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79300846What are you babbling about you stupid cunt
i'm open for a few rounds of apex or SAR until i gotta go again
>>79300846I will NEVER unfilter tripfags.
>>79300037in my experience people just look at their phones instead of talking at all most of the time but maybe i'm boring
Can someone save me already I'm scared
>>79300865Pleaseeeee you said this thread is different PLEASEPALESPLELALDSLSL>>79300853FUCK YOU
>>79300957Eat my nuts whore. Die.
>>79300957Where did I say that? False claim and copium.
>>79300980YOU SAID THAT YOU DONT LIKE NAMEFAGS BUT THEY ARE NICE IN THIS THREAD, SAME GOES FOR TRIPFAGS PLEASEEE>>79300963CHOKE ON A CHODE MEOW
>>79301003Okay lend me yours whore
>>79301035I DONT HAVE A CHODE I HAVE A MASSIVE WHITE COCK
>>79301045Sensible chuckle. You won't after I bite it off. Hand it over.
>>79301079IF I FEEL A SINGLE TOOTH TOUCH IT IM PUTTING YOU DOWN KITTEN
>>79300187>>79300263Understandable honestly. I don't blame you. Actually a smart idea (even if you won't see this, i just thought you should know i agree with this heavily)>>79300217now now this is way way too kind nonny.>>79300420>As for why do they make themselves recogniseable, I don't know because they want attention or don't have many other people to talk to I guess?Yeah, I can only speak for myself here but I'm insanely lonely irl friendship wise. I have 0 friends and the only social interaction I get is at university twice a week. That's just for me though and could be different for other tripfags / personalityfags.
>>79301097Beating me to death won't regrow your chode. Victoria in morte, weakling.
>>79300949cringe honestly then again I personally wouldn't be interested in dealing with someone whom is such a walking ordeal that I have to deal with their "alternative ways of saying no because they're sexually traumatized", sounds like bare burden
>>79301110OH I WONT BEAT YOU TO DEATH ILL MAKE YOU THROW UP, LOCK YOU IN THE BASEMENT, GET MY COCK REATTACHED AND THEN I WILL TAME YOU
>>79301098Aww id be your friend jonniepoo, ignore those evil men filltering you :c
>>79301098okay so since you have no friends irl I guess that justifies being a tripfag for some reason because you need your name plastered over your posts because you can't socialize otherwise? poor you, such a baby a victim of this cruel system of anonymity
>>79298921Are you implying you would bottom for a guy with Downs
>>79301141the filtering isn't a bad thing. i admire it and respect it honestly. and sure! let's be friends yes>>79301166if you read the post properly, you'd see i wasn't justifying it. i am openly an attention whore. this is a bad thing. it's not a good thing at all. i was just explaining why i personally trip fag. please learn to read nigger
>>79301127Yeah people with sexual trauma are a bare burden which is why nobody will ever love me but it would still be nice if someone cared about my wellbeing and knew when I'm uncomfortable even if I'm too scared or locked up to say itThank you for your kind words regardless
>>79301132You can't tame me. I'm broken, not malfunctioning. You won't get your cock back either.
sympathy baiting in every sense washes off of me sadly, I only respect those who at least struggle trying to do the right things than those whom identify themselves as loser victims while stagnantly excusing themselves of any responsibility
>>79301219Omg thanks i should let you know i have bpd and get obsessed, but too late now you said yes uwu
>>79301263Sorry for not suffering in a way that's convenient and acceptable to you. Pleasing others is of utmost importance when I'm venting my mental problems and I deeply apologize for not being gpod enough at doing it in a way you like. Genuinely.
>>79301234YOU ARENT BROKEN YOU JUST BECAME COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR CURRENT STATE AND THERE IS NOBODY TO PUSH YOU TO CHANGE FAGGOT
>>79301294do you genuinely think the venting is helping yourself though, I'm fairly new to the thread but you aree in here toiling at this like everyday at some point don't you just feel like you are wasting your own time too and should try something else?
>>79301309Ah yes I am so comfortable and am not trying to change things at all I love being mentally ill and not enjoying life>>79301321I've tried a ton of things over the years and complaining about it hurts less than letting it fester,.yes. any other stupid questions?
>>79301346there's a difference between feeling better and getting better anon, but whatever I'm sure you already know that deep down carry on
>>79301346HOW ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE? YOU SEEM TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THINGS FOR WEEKS
>>79298929Slap some bacon in there
>>79301364Wow, how insightful and important. This truly fixed my life. Thank you so much.>>79301366Not much anymore. I tried a lot of things, they didn't help or made me feel worse. Now I'm just trying to survive. It's easy to say I'm not trying when you don't have to find the way to change things or do those things. Fuck you.
>>79301420NO OFFENSE BUT YOU NEVER TRULY TRIED TO DO ANYTHING AND YOU ALWAYS CHOSE THE EASIER PATH
>>79301460Based on the fact that the cognitive dissonance of me trying and it not working makes it harder to talk down on me? Do you have a single point to back that up or are you just saying it to be hurtful because you're childish?
>>79301420I hope you get better and can get off this poor coping mechanism one day anon
>>79301473THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WORKING ON SOMETHING DILIGENTLY FOR A LONG TIME WITH NO PROGRESS, THAT DOESNT EXIST, ONLY LAZY PEOPLE EXIST
>>79301003Tripfags are attentionwhores and annoying, always wanting to bring attention to themselves.It's like wearing a giant sign that says "look at me give me attention or I cry", namefags are similar but just not as annoying.
>>79301491I won't get better because there is nothing that could fix me>>79301539That's not how mental illness works you absolute scumfuck retard. Grow up>>79301565Give me attention or I cry
>>79301098You can make yourself recogniseable without having a tripfag, that's what a lot of other people in this thread have done. But adding a trip is going too far.>>79301596I wish I had a bf to give me attention alas I am a very bad and pathetic person so no one will ever date me (and I don't deserve it either.)
>>79301620the thing is, i'm already here now. i've been posting under jonah for a while now and was posting as a non trip fag before. it's worked so far and i've met some amazing people through being this way that i wouldn't have met before hand.
>>79301620I wish I died violently in the hands of a man who loves me
>>79301596IT QUITE LITERALLY IS HOW MENTAL ILLNESS WORKS YOU RETARD, WHENEVER I TALK TO PPL LIKE YOU AND ASK THEM WHAT THEY TRIED THEY SAY EITHER OH I TRIED ONE MED FOR 2 WEEKS AND IT MADE ME FEEL BAD OR I TRIED 1(ONE) THERAPIST AND IT DIDNT WORK SO NOW I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY LIFE BEING A DEPRESSED LITTLE SHIT. TELL ME HOW MANY MEDS AND THERAPISTS HAVE YOU TRIED?>>79301565YOU ARE WRONG TRIPFAGS CARE ABOUT CONTRIBUTING TO THREADS AND ABOUT WHAT IS ATTRIBUTED TO THEM AND NAMEFAGS OR RECOGNAFAGS JUST SHIT UP THREADS WITH TGEIR CRINGE SHIT SO NOW PLEASEEEEEEEE UNFILLTER TRIPFAGS
>>79301596>I won't get better because there is nothing that could fix meself fulfilling prophecy
>>79301651I love retarded strawmen to justify being an asshole :D yay it's so valid and cool and useful :D>>79301668Being optimistic about it didn't help either so not really
Speedollama was amazing did manage to finish. Vengeance hunters is most disappointing game ever. I was so hyped and your attacks are so slow and takes too much time to do the next one. It's like worst beat em up I played lately. I'm in shock.
>>79301708NOTICE HOW YOU DODGED THE QUESTION? UVE NEVER BEEN TO A THERAPIST OR TRIED ANY MEDS AND UVE GIVEN UP, LEMME DEFINE THAT FOR YOU -> LAZY KITTEN
>>79301651Why do you want me to unfilter them so bad? Regardless I will never do it.
>>79301708I couldn't open the door when I tried so now I simply refuse to believe the door can opened at all (this will have no effect of my thought process or work ethic for opening the door trust me)
>>79301720I've been in psychiatric care for five years now. I've been in three different long time therapy relations. I had to quit The latest one this time last year because it made my mental illness flare up too much and was too expensive. I have tried ~8 different meds plus the ones I'm eating now. i have tried putting myself out there and finding a bf but I can't because that inflames my trauma triggers & general unstability and anxiety too. But please tell me more about how I'm just lazy. Fuck off you stupid cunt.
>>79301768"I banged my head on the wall and it didn't break and I'm out of options and banging my head on the wall makes me feel sick, clearly the solution is to bang harder."Stupid cunt WHORE.
>>79301800dealing with trauma isn't supposed to feel good sorry
>>79301829Yeah and it being good for me doesn't change the fact that I can't and that I have other things to do besides having a massive breakdown like working for money and trying not to kill myself you daft cunt
>>79301771ONLY 3 AND 8? YK WHAT IM GOING TO SAY... WHAT ARE YOU DIAGNOSED AS AND WHAT MEDS ARE YOU ON? WHAT YOU CALL MENTAL ILLNESS "FLARE UP" IS WHAT I CALL SHIFT FROM COMFORT YOU ARE USED TO AND YOU REFUSING TO CHANGE... WERE YOU EVER EVEN HONEST WITH YOUR THERAPISTS AND HAVE YOU EVER FOLLOWED THEIR ADVICE?
>>79301746SO YOU HAVE COME TO TERRORIZE ME IN THIS THREAD TOO... ITS BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS ME WHEN PPL HAVE DUMB OPINIONS AND REFUSE TO CHANGE PLEASEEEEEEEEE UNFILTER THEM PSLPLSPLSPLS
>>79301850the amount of time you spend in this thread leads me to believe otherwise honestly
>>79301900Sorry to say anon but I am stupid and illogical and have many dumb opinions so unless you can make me smarter you're out of luck.
>>79301885Fuck off, genuinely. You're talking about this like it's changing your socks and not a massively draining thing that takes multiple months. Genuinely fuck off. >Durr you becoming increasingly more unstable to the point where it nears on another psychotic break or constantly having suicide inducing anxiety is good hurrr you're so lazy for not trying to kill yourself The therapy I went to as a child helped, the therapy I had after the psychosis was useless because the therapist was shit and the one I quit made me too anxious because I have ptsd and triggering that ptsd is too difficult for me when I feel bad for other reasons too. I don't need to tell you my list of diagnosis because my suffering is a reality, not something I have to prove to a retarded asshole animal who wants to minimize my lived experience for his rotten ego. Genuinely KILL YOURSELF.>>79301902It would have been cool to hear an explanation but I guess not
this kind of weird absurd cuckshit is what often drives me away from media, I don't want to read a story with a protagonist who for whatever reason feels the need to be self deprecating in such a pathetic way, alas, I will continue reading despite my complaining
>>79301985Have you thought about reading this though?
>>79302081>weird cuckshit books on amazonkek that shit never fails to make me laugh, fucking middle age crisis trannies writing up freak shit
>>79301885>problems? therapist!>didnt do anything? dishonest! didnt follow advice!its almost like they have...problems? circular ass logic
>>79301955SO YOU GIVE UP THE MOMENT SOMETHING IS A LITTLE HARD FOR YOU? DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS AT STAKE HERE?I DONT WANT TO USE THE L WORD BUT YK... ARE YOU ACTUALLY AN AI CHATBOT? WHAT ARE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH AND WHAT MEDS ARE YOU ON. WHAT KIND OF THERAPY DID YOU TRY? DID YOU EVEN TRY FINDING A THERAPIST THAT SPECIALISES IN WHAT YOUR ISSUE IS?>>79302106WHO ASKED YOU ANYTHING RETARD? PROBLEMS ARE TO BE SOLVED NOT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
>>79302164its ridiculous to blame someone for not following rules when the problem is they dont care. its literally no true scots or rather no failed therapies. "if it didnt work it was your fault." when can someone say it doesnt work? do they have to see every single "therapist" in the world first? or how many do you think? if it fails over and over you dont think they should try something else? some say trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results is a kind of insanity so...whos crazy exactly?
>>79302101Yeah haha lol it's like looking through meow's amazon wishlist
So is this caps lock guy the same caps lock guy from a few months/weeks ago or is it a new autist?
>>79302164Not "the moment" after years of trying and failing and getting to a balance point where I'm able to work and study even if I'm miserable and can't do things that make me more unstable at all. I don't need to prove myself to you just so you can minimize my issues. It's not helpful. You'll just say my problems aren't real and that I'm lazy no matter what I answer. Kill yourself.
>>79302272what are you studying? or were?
>>79302276Biology, I recently begun again after taking a year off to try therapy (I'm not healthy enough to benefit from it now I think I have a big appointment next week to discuss my care with the autism clinic doctor and my primary caretakers at the psychosis unit)
>>79302228YOU ARE TOO RETARDED SO I WONT RESPOND MUCH. THERE ARE 2 POSSIBILITIES EITHER YOU ARE A ONCE IN HISTORY HUMAN SPECIMIN OR YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG AND IF YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG IT CAN BE FIXED...
>>79302272YEARS OF TRYING AND YOU ONLY TRIED 3 THERAPISTS... WHY ARE YOU LYING?
>>79302326You're still acting like finding a new therapist is like putting on a fresh pair of socks and not a really long and difficult (not to mention expensive) process. They don't give you therapy if you're psychotic. Can you just give up? You're wrong and just want to argue for your ego. It's sad and pathetic.
>>79302269just the usual nobody trying to be somebody by having an autistic snowflake way of expressing himself
>>79302358YOU JUST WANT TO REMAIN IN YOUR COMFORTABLE LITTLE WORLD. TELL ME HAVE YOU SEARCHED FOR THERAPIST WHO SPECIALIZE IN YOUR SPECIFIC PROBLEM?
>>79302286Oh did you get the schizo diagnosis removed meow?
>>79302372No because I can't do therapy as I am now. I don't want to be comfortable nor am I comfortable, I just don't want to have a psychotic break again because it is very debilitating and unpleasant. And the more you get them the more you get them. Can you just shut up and fuck off? Genuinely.>>79302376I don't have it yet the doctor just said that it's a possibility that's what thr meeting is about too
I just hope I cleaned up the yard enough to keep the city off my ass. Imagine my fat ass in court trying to explain to some boomer judge why my yard was messy.
>>79302399Oh I see, I hope it goes well for you mean.
>>79302401as long as you make an honest effort they generally won't escalate unless you have a really cunty inspector
>>79302309we are all once in history human specimens
>>79302286what are your favorite cells? i like glial
>>79302414Meow*, no mean.
go to aldis in a minute you need anything
>>79302514coke zero please please please please if they have it please
>>79302414M-mean? S-sniffle... I'm sowwy.... Sniffle....>>79302440The meowcells in my brain>>79302452Miau
mircowaved KFC is a different experience, especially if a shitty mircowave that leaves cold spots. Still beats cooking though.
>>79302623how depressed are you today?
>>79299702Other anon already explained it perfectly >>79300029They are just gross and disgusting and you should die, nothing to do with your size queen fetish
>>79302662about average I guess? I'm more physically tired from doing the yard work. I might do more tomorrow if it isn't raining. I don't know at what time they'll check on it. At least I escaped jury duty once again.
>>79302670>I'm immediately assumed to be a bottom because I disagree with somebody's deluded take on somethingyou faggots are just delusional and insecure
>>79300187If you filter tripfags how do you know about apostle? What do you like about story? Fat neet shits or eating slop that causes them? Go on explain one redeeming quality he hasWhat's fine about a lazy entitled crybaby that blames everything that happens to him on others when it's caused by his own behavior and retardation? That refers to 3desse btw
I think I will take a gay nap in my gay bed under my gay blanket where only other men are allowed
>>79302703hes funny like patton oswalt
>>79302710you didn't specify if the other men had to be gay or not though, what if a straight guy wanted to take a straight nap in your gay bed underneath your gay blanket?
>>79300263Tha refers to everyone who regularly posts in any general which is why generals are a mistake
>>79302698Me insulting you doesn't prove anything. This general is at least 90% bottoms so I'm right most of the time and don't care about the rest
>>79302723I'd have to get rid of the whole house I fear I hope that doesn't happen
>>79302703Story is making an effort to be less disgusting. He hasn't mentioned his bowels in detail for a while now.
>>79300300Namefags are not personalityfags brainlet
>>79302752So you like that he stopped being gross because he got doxxed? That's what it took btw. Is that it? What good qualities does he have
typing m*ow ny* etc every single post is basically namefagging desu possibly even worse
>>79302770knowing that no matter how bad things get for me I'll always have a better life than him because I'm not fat and useless.
Wish I had a bf that can't cook or clean, fixing shit. Just taking care of him...
>>79302670Explained perfectly that jerking off ypur cock is also losing your virginity and makes you a whore?
>>79302772Except I don't do it every time, just when I want to. That's like saying using the word "regardless" is namefagging of you do it often enough
>>79302780 why would you want that I am a retard
>>79302399OK SO YOU WILL JUST CONTINUE BEING LAZY, GOT YA I AM SURE THAT WILL BRING YOU MUCH GOOD IN LIFE, I TRIED CONVINCING YOU BUT ALAS AND ALACK... COMFORT ZONE DOESNT HAVE TO FEEL GOOD ITS JUST WHAT YOU ARE USED TO AND YOU REFUSE TO LEAVE IT AT ALL COSTS
except the word "regardless" is actually a part of the english language unlike the nonsensical noise that you decorate your posts with, they're not really there for the sake of expressing anything other than to make your obnoxious identity as obvious as possible
>>79300518You are 100% correct and also that's why so many of them troon out. >real women specifically because real women don't care to justify their behavior as effeminate or notRight on the money
>>79302793No, that comparable thing for tops would be having a fleshlight and alike
>>79302807Yes, you are. But I'm not, so it's a match made in heaven.
>>79302810Me being mentally ill and not being able to do certain things is not me being lazy. If I break your knees and you can't walk in them is it because you are lazy or becauE your legs are broken? This retarded bullying tactic doesn't work on me. Grow up you disgusting self centered child.>>79302811Except meow is a part of the english lexicon and I say it to express myself just like choosing any other word. You saying I do it as a signature is wrong and retarded.>>79302814It shows that you know zero trans people irl>>79302820No it's not? Jerking off is jerking off, putting things up your ass is putting things up your ass. The act is the exact same regardless of the object. Hypocrite whore.
>argue semantics and the profuse meanings of the words when the context is completely about the concepts>start arguing how the word "meow" is a meaningful effort of self expression when trying to justify your own spastic namefagging>>>/r/eddit
>>79302883Saying reddit is not an argument. Me saying meow or waa or whore is not namefagging. Seethe to death you stupid ape.
>>79302829I want to be a helpful retard though anon
>>79302894it's avatar/signature fagging
>>79302911But it's not because I don't sign all my posts with it, it's just something I like to say sometimes. You're saying that writing in a recognizable style is avatarfagging. You're mad bcs bad and malding hard. Fuck you.
>>79302870Using object of any kind and not using any objects is not the same, hypocrite whore. Besides anon who made the post I responded to was objectively wrong in his comparison and me and other anon pointed it out. If it was you I regret to inform you that you are not very bright. give that you are meow you are not very bright regardless tho
>>79302900What makes you feel you won't be, skillful or not?
>>79302925Eh in spirit it's the same thing you post possums and say meow to identify yourself, sure maybe you only do it in 80% of posts or drop them mid conversation but you have already identified yourself to the thread and keep up the same chainlink to where you identified yourself.You are 100% an attention whore who clearly makes his identity known, now personally I don't really care and most of the thread is the same way but arguing you are not is just dishonest semantics
>I've been in three different long time therapy relations
>>79302957You're just making a distinction to justify one thing while condemning the other. You're a hypocrite retard who can't take what he dishes out. Weak and disgusting. Probably a top based on the sub 60 iq takes.>>79302962You being too stupid to notice the patterns in my speech doesn't mean ypu understand them. >Well yeah you only do it 20% of the time and you have a ton of other recognizable quirks in your writing style but it's totally a signature because uhhh it just is????? No you can't say the words you want to say or post images you like becauE it's avatarfagging because.... It just is okay????I am an attentionwhore, true. But I am not an avatarfag. You cannot dispute this which is why you are seething so hard.
well your honor it's not really racism because only about 80% of the black people I meet I call a nigger, since I don't do this to the other 20%, it's obviously not racism, just "something silly oopsie teehee that I do for no reason"
>>79302983I don't know the word in english off the top of my head, the word in finnish is similar to parisuhde (relationship) or ystavyyssuhde (friendship) but saying relationship sounded wrongWhy did you post porn
>>79302958I'm not sure how to explain it for some reason I take way too long doing most physical tasks like cooking or cleaning etc I'm not sure if it's because I get distracted or if i'm like using the must retarded methodology known to man I just look at the clock and realize I spent 40 minutes washing one sink of dishes type stuff
>>79303004Wow a great analogy, nailed it. How is that similar at all? Are you saying that saying the same word twice makes it a signature? Retard.
>>79303001your avatar is possums and your signature is meow. it doesn't matter if you drop them because everyone knows who you are already. You're basically legal loop holing technically you're not be we all know you are doing it in spirit
>>79303025you literally spam 20 meow posts in a row whenever the thread gets enough brains to ignore you, you're so disingenuous
there is no point trying to muddy the waters about it you spastic, there is nothing that you can redefine or bend around for the sake of excusing your behavior for what it isn't, repeated usage of the same meaningless words in a tone-deaf way combined with the repeated usage of the same similar images is blatant namefagging or avatarfagging or whatever the fuck signaturefagging, it's done with the purpose of making your identity known to the reader and bears no other meaningjust like these fellers said >>79303034>>79303046
>>79303018Ok, 40 minutes for sink and dishes is a bit too long, but maybe you're a germaphobe and wanted to make sure it very clean. You're doing good. I tend to cook very slow, yet very ungenerous amounts of food, so it's not so uncommon.
>>79303059I feel like I should go clean stuff now or something. I think I just need to be more confident maybe I take a really long time because I'm worried about doing it right and often like triple over my work, I do similar stuff like check if i closed the fridge door a bunch of times when I go upstairs
>>79303088Then how is this retarded? You're just making sure the house is fine and put-together. Seems fine, unless OCD.
>>79303034But I post other things? That's like saying the one whiney poster is an avatarfag because his posts are similar and his posting style is recognizable even if he doesn't have any moniker because he's so bland. You're stretching the definition hard to fit instead of accepting you all are wrong. It:s pathetic.>>79303046Okay? That's spam, not signature use. Your point was? I still don't meow in nearly all of my posts, for example when I'm arguing because being stressed makes me not wanna meow. Kys.>>79303054Except you're the one doing the redefining here. Signaturing means "signing your posts with a signature" not "using the same words often because you want to say them." Avatarfagging is "using images of the same thing every time", not "using a lot of similar images among other images not of that thing because that's what you have saved.". You're lying to make your point too which just further proves how shit it is. You have nothing. Fucking useless weakling whore. Disgusting.
>>79302870I AM NOT BULLYING YOU, I ONLY WANT TO GET YOU BETTER. OFC THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN DO BECAUSE OF MENTAL ILLNESS, BUT GETTING BETTER ISNT ONE OF THEM
you are so blatantly a self unaware narcissist, jesus christmay someone someday put you through horrible consequences of your own actions so that you learn to self reflect and to admit when you're in the wrong
>>79303109idk twice should be enough? I'm like floaty brained I do something and immediately forget it or atleast question myself did I actually do that thing? Also I am poorly coordinated and sloppy with stuff that's part of why I keep redoing it to make sure
>>79303127But you are bullying me by minimizing my problems and saying I'm lazy for not being able to fix the results of a lifetime of trauma with a snap of my fingers. You're not even trying to understand my reasoning or problems with dping certain things, you're just shouting at me for not magically fixing everything like an abusive parent. I've tried everything I can as much as I can, it doesn't work. I know from experience that forcing it is a bad idea. You have zero ideas to offer me besides "Go to therapy" said in The same tone as "buy some milk". Fuck you ypu fucking retarded cunt insect.
>>79303146Oh no not the womens magazine pop psych buzzword!!! How dare I say that you're wrong, retarded and hypocritical? If someone is annoyed with me and taking it out by making stuff up and twisting the truth I should just kiss their boots and suck their cock instead of arguing back.Fuck off. Genuinely. You're acting exactly like a group of high school bullies. Stupid groupthink normie chickens. Bawk-bawk-bawk!
mental illness loeve
>>79303173I AM JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN UP AND YOU SHOULDNT HAVE. YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NO INFORMATION ON WHAT YOU HAVE TRIED AND HOW AND WHY IT HAS FAILED AND THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I DONT REALLY THINK YOU PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT AND YOU ARE JUST DOOMERING.
>if someoneabout three different individuals that I've counted, presumably a couple others that didn't care to respond furthersee with this kind of personality you'll remain unlikeable for the rest of your life, it's something I call a "self unaware narcissist" the kind of retard who's so self absorbed in his narcissism that he can't narcist right, you're incapable of admitting to nor correcting your shortcomings and it comes combined with the narcissist drive that is "I'm always right and it's always me", you're an active detriment both to yourself and anyone that could even possibly be interested in wanting to feed into a narcissist, BECAUSE you're self-absorbed bad enough to prevent any progress of any sorts
>>79303163Cute. I wouldn't say I'm so focused on cleaning that I have to do everything twice over, but my very own kind of obsession is wiping the surfaces with disinfectants, when appliable. Might save you some time if you're worried about the cleanliness.
>>79302081>>79302101No way this is real. No...way
>>79303212I haven't given up altogether, I still go to my shrink every time they give me an appointment once in 2 months and do my best to communicate my problems and discuss my choices with them. I have given up on forcing things that cause me very real mental and physical symptoms that genuinely interfere with my ability to function and give me a genuine reason to worry about getting another psychotic break. Like trying to find a bf or remembering bad things. I am genuinely mentally ill and I think it's hurtful to say that I am lazy for not doing more when I'm already doing my best and it doesn't feel like it's enough to keep it together. I am doomering and things probably can get better but I feel like they can't because I can see no options and really minor things can make me feel really bad. All the problems are also layered upon each other which makes it hard to do much about it. Besides my mental illness I am also lonely but there is no one I trust and can talk to about it so it just festers. I would like to be happy and healthy and what the fuck ever but I simply cannot afford to force things and there is no one I can rely on and feel safe around when I feel horrible about going through the things that make me feel bad. Just talking about it now without thinking of specifics is making my throat feel so tight it's hard to breathe. I'm not miserable because it's so fun and comfortable, I'm miserable because I genuinely don't have any good options as for now. None I can see at least. You have none for me either beyond shouting the mantra of go to therapy without considering the situation at all so stop talking like you know what it's like and how easy it is. For real.
>>79303001I'm making a distinction between two things that are different yes. Words have meaning hypocrite whore.I'm sorry you are so insecure about your bad dragon usage you have to justify it to random strangers online. Couldn't be me!
>>79303312https://a.co/d/1VpxfYiand I quote "Humiliation, forced feminization, forced homosexuality, castration, brainwashing, slavery, solitary confinement, despair I have been born into a prison, and my body is my prison. I was never allowed to be the real me, and this life is a mere transient state to which I could never call home, and all my life I have been waiting, waiting to escape, to return home, to a world that is mine. This entire existence is my prison. I cannot think. I cannot move. I must endure silently. I still remember the times I saw my mother being fucked by my step dad and I had to look away, in disgust, in horror, and in envy. Even though I turned away, I would jealously leer at them, fighting back tears of unfulfilled desire. How much I wish it was to me that my step dad would show the same affection. The sight of my mother being filled to the brim with his powerful white cock made me tingle, and, ever since I could remember, I resented my little asian peepee. I wished I was an Asian girl so I could be fucked by my white step dad too, but he simply refused to touch me. He would complement me on how feminine I was, how little I was, how much he loved the fact that asian boys are basically interchangeable with girls, and how often he jokingly referred to me as a girl, but he never actually treated me like the girl I am. He never loved me the way he loved mommy. I hated him. Yet I loved him and looked up to him, and even worshipped him. And as long as I can remember, I have always wished that I could find a white man just like my white step dad, but unlike my step dad, my white man will castrate me, keep me as a girl for the rest of my life. I want to be fucked in the same way my white step dad fucked my asian mother."
>>79303357this dude read I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and then went like "shit man what if this was about forced sissification bbc castration stuff?"
the other place is overran by trannies and their biscum pedophile coons, so i'll sit here quietly like a good goy
>>79302523You want zero cock? Based
>>79303229The truth isn't a shouting match. I'm an abrasive, annoying person. That is true. It doesn't mean everything people annoyed with me say about me is, no matter how many of them say it.I'm sure that you know me better than my psychiatric caretakers and are also more knowledgeable in the sjbject as well. Surely you're not just kafkatrapping me with the most demonized pop psych buzzword disorder because you're mad that I dare say that I disagree with your weak ass arguments and because it's a low hanging fruit. Me being mean to you isn't any more self obsessed than you being mean to me. I just won't come down to your level and make up retarded diagnoses because I'm mad at someone and can't win in an actual argument. I:m not always right. I'm genuinely a pretty shitty person. My constant lashing out isn't justified by my mental illness but it is caused by it. Me not playing nice with a bunch of whiny wrinklenosed shitheels such as you doesn't make me self obsessed, narcissistic or whatever else. You slinging shit by making up stuff about my mental health to get at me over being mad about being owned is childish. You're childish. Grow up.>Inb4 no uFor the umpteenth time: me being something does not absolve you. I can recognize that I'm being childish and still call it out in others. Now fuck off and get better things to do than seething and malding at me all the damn time.
Imagine 12 angry men but it's all Kenneth story Richardson
unironically didn't bother reading, you've proven yourself to be full of shit time and time over
>>79303338But they are not? Not all dildos are bad dragons. I haven't used a dildo in months, this isn't about me justifying my actions. It'd about me being annoyed at someone for being retarded and thinking in an unhealthy and hateful way about me and people like me. You're equating two things that are not the same while saying two different things that are the same aren't because it fits your narrative. You're a pathetic whimp trying to push others down to feel better about your sorry life. It's so fucking sad. No wonder you're alone. I can already see what you're going to respond and it's gonna be even more pathetic and sad. I wanna puke.
>>79303451don't bother, these insecure cucklords would seethe at the thought of someone fingering themselves too if the combination of your fingers are bigger than their dicks
>>79303428So I win. Cool. Interesting how your attention span ends the second your shitty arguments are dismantled. I wonder why? Almost like you're just saying whatever makes you feel all big and strong and cool and then dipping when you have to defend your mouth sewage. This is why I don't wanna lick your boots and play nice: you aren't worth it. You don't care enough about me being such a bad person to even try seriously at all so why should I take your whining seriously?
>>79303467True and it doesn't probably matter I just get mad at stuff like that because I'm afraid my fbf will hate me for whatever reason because I have low self esteem
>seethe, seethe, cope, seethe>um, lol, ummm, haha, meow murr purr, yawn, lol xd>changes the subject, starts arguing about the meanings of words, starts changing the meanings of words, creates hyper specific definitions to deflect responsibility>um I just dismantled your argument, lol, you just got disproved and debunked, ummm lol sksk andioopetc, caricature levels of a one dimensional shallow personality
>>79303199dont insult chickens
>>79303479just don't date self proclaimed incels or anything like that tbhngldesu, there are older cases of people (men or women) trying to date such people and the usual result is that you get abused one way or the other because they're just controlled by their insecurities
>>79303486>If I write fanfic about what you said instead of responding to what was actually said I winExactly what I mean. If you truly thought I was such a horrible human being you would try harder than this. You're just mad at me and wanna fling insults and act tough. You saying that I do something you do and I don't doesn't change what is happening. Stay mad, forever.
>>79303486your fault for believing in psychologyeverything hes saying is right within that framework
>>79303507>>79303507>>79303507new bread for my lovely friends
>>79303492Sorry meow>>79303497Yeah but like not that thing specifically but something similar I'm a bad judge of character and I feel no matter who I date they'll hurt me and demand something of me I don't wanna give or hate me for something I can't change like that or try to isolate me from others etc. and it hurts because getting a bf feels so impossible and then if he turns out to be hurtful I don't know what to do I don't wanna feel unsafe with someone again I:m tired
>>79303516I'm not the one shouting pop psych buzzwords over nothing here. Just saying.
>>79303451Masturbating with objects is different from masturbating without objects yes. You are a lying hypocrite whore. You say I'm a hypocrite when my stance is completely consistent: it's bad when tops use flashlights and it's bad when bottoms use dildos. You projecting your worldview onto me and saying I'm a hypocrite because I don't adhere to it is why you are dumb.>proceeds to justify his dildo usageHoly insecurity lmao>No wonder you're aloneYes unlike you who are not because you're the opposite of me: a wonderful angel, and world rewards you for it XDIs that why you cry here all day? :O
>>79303552How? Is masturbating with lotion different from masturbating without then? >Hurr that's just to make it feel better and hurt less So just like using something designed for anal play instead of just your fingers? It's also not the same because the actions are not the same. It's way easier to jack off using your hand than it is to hit your prostate with just your fingers. And why do objects count but fingers not? You're making an artificial division to justify looking down on bottoms. It's pathetic.How did I justify it? By saying that you're a loser?I am alone because I am unlovable for being insane and unattractive, not because I have illogical hangups about my partner. Are you also insane and unattractive? If you are do you think being retarded about harmless masturbation on top helps your chances?
>>79303608*Potential partners
>>79303552And why is it Bad when bottoms use dildos? No one has clarified this during the entire conversation except by stating wrongly that it takes your virginity.
>>79303608Do you really fail to understand the concept of using an object vs not using an object? Genuinely? Take the L, your comparison was bad it's not a big deal. Don't lie to massage your bruised ego>How did I justify it?By saying you didn't use it for months and coping about the size>not because I have illogical hangups about my partnerYou don't have a partner >Are you also insane and unattractive? I'm insanely attractive >If you are do you think being retarded about harmless masturbation on top helps your chances?No, it was over before it began
>>79303707No, I'm saying you're drawing the line there for ideological reasons, not because it makes sense. If the size didn't matter you wouldn't need to allude to big dildos as a justification for hating on it. It's not an justification, it's to say that I don't use dildos anymore because I feel too bad about myself so it doesn't really move me personally.I don't that's why I specified in the message you can see below the one. L2R.Why was it over? Because you're childish, mean and can"t tane anything seriously ever?
>>79303740I was never good at drawing. I don't wanna repeat myself.>If the size didn't matter you wouldn't need to allude to big dildos as a justification for hating on itYou read too much into memes, just chillax none of this matters. My opinion doesn't matter.>that's why I specified I refuse to believe you didn't realize I was just joking. Playing the straight man back at me doesn't work if you're gay >Because you're childish, mean and can"t tane anything seriously ever?Yeah partly. I'm a nice guys tho (not ""nice guy"") I treat almost everyone respectfully and try not to be a burdain/bother others unless I have to (even then I barely do ask for anything).It's over because I'm too broken and it's too late to fix any of it. I don't want to drag someone down with me. Also meeting new people is scary and makes me anxious I'm sure you understand. No one would have patience to deal with me I'm the long run anyway. If they did I would feel bad for making them suffer by being around me. You see how it's a lose lose?
