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Happisburgh Lighthouse Edition
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>>79300727
>nooooo brownoids are part of the culture diversity built Britain!!!
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Might get into QMEEmaxxing
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He stink so bad now.
It destroy his confidence.
He in stage IV TMAU.
Not got long left before he stinks himself out.
It's not fucking right.
Not fair on anyone.
It just how it is in Starmer's Broken Britain/
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>>79300727
Happy sperg lighthouse
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>>79300747
That's a free pint for doing a few surveys di lad
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>>79300748
Yet he still doesn't qualify for PIP. Not right
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>>79300765
Not him but, each survey taking 45 min.
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Whose turn is it to post the article again?
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>>79300782
Is there no way to automate the process
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Are people in the last thread really claiming that race discrimination in hiring doesn't exist?
I'm sure that Yasmin is competent at her job, especially with the kind of money being paid, but that doesn't mean it's trivial for a white chud to get in the same place.
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>>79300787
Mine.
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/first-dog-on-the-moon
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Any Gigi Rivera fans in?
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>>79300782
That's only 3hr45m Basically free money
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>>79300791
There is, but it's hard to find the redstone.
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>>79300712
Used 2 know some1 with a prescription for them for IBS I traded diazepam for when I had that script. Got them left over cus i wws on subutex for 5 years which blocks other opiates. Am nowhere near London sry. Can u not buy it on the clear net? Used to be sites that sold it
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>>79300799
Obviously she got it herself she's a strong independent black woman who don't need no man (except daddy government ofc)
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I earned like 15 quid on QMEE but they deny you for so many surveys it's a pain in the cock
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>>79300805
>Basically free money
It's not, it costs time. If they were 45 min each, that's almost 4 hours to get 5 pound, it's really not worth it.
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>>79300816
I'm totally willing to believe they discriminated in her favour in the hiring process, but you really think they'd keep her around at that salary if she couldn't do it? That's what I'm arguing isn't true.
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>>79300727
Happisburgh murderer still hasn't been caught
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>>79300844
Tech consultant is a pretty vague job description but I somehow doubt it's too difficult
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>>79300864
How long have you been working in tech lad?
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Feel horny from the valium bt no urge 2 pull my pp from thr codeine. Just finking about that wagie girls feet nd feel fuzzy. Finking about bondage nd stuff.
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>>79300895
gigi rivera
she is the girla
for me
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>>79300467
Someone did some digging on her and yes, she is just a blatant DEI hire.
https://nitter.poast.org/MavenPolitic/status/1851241970980606454#m
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>>79300800
Not right what they did to Laika
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>>79300914
hoe lee shit lmaooooo
Every time
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Watching Wocus Pocus.

It scary x
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>>79300914
all the wogknights are out in full force to call him a weird creep :)
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>>79300914
This guy is just a crabs in the bucket mong. "You need to be c-suite to earn a good salary!" No you don't lol.
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>>79300914
we wuz robotz n shieeeet
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>>79300914
Yo yo wot blud u sayin a telly is a robot nd shit faaaaaaaam
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>>79300804
I mainly wank over trannies now cos I can't help noticing that 90 percent of vaginas are fucking hideous. Just look at that thing, like random slices of bacon stuck together.
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>>79300804
She looks like the pot of greed.
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Bare tings is robots
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Dog on the moon? Does the time your mum bent her fat arse over and got fucked by her rottweiler count? I suppose that's in the moon, not on. Though he did cum on it. Her arse, I mean.
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>>79301007
Just snorted out loud nearly spat my nicotine lozenge out
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>>79300985
Think you might be gay, lad. I love a good meaty pussy.
>>79300996
Rude but also lol
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>so basicleee Ur telly is a robot x
>ai is lyke a system you get me and it's for interacting with robots lyke you get me senpai?
>sheeit python is a computer language i think that's what the robots speak to eachother
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My mum loves Halloween and makes me carve a pumpkin every year. I only do it to make her happy. Heres the one I did this year.
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>>79300914
>a telephone is a robot
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>>79301027
AI yes that is what bart simpson say nigga
AI carumba!
shieeeet
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Have 2 admit am a snorter when it come 2 laughing. Pure wee piggy pig pig. Wonder what kind of laughing lads do. Probly gay chortles nd whatnot nd they cover their mouth 2 hide their titillation.
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>>79301027
i know all of this consultant jobs are fake and useless but how do you get one as a single negro with 2 kids and a morgage?
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a lot of high powered women be like
>start work 1000
>coffee break 1030
>send email at 1100
>have productivity meeting 1130
>have lunch 1200 - 1400
>coffee break at 1400
>yoga at 1430
>send email 1500
>clock out 1505
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>>79301028
Das good. I did a crappy one this year, then let my niece paint it. I tried a funky pair of eyes, and just took away the skin to leave the white bit underneath.
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>>79301112
meanwhile construction is "unskilled labour" and it's only right that you're paid minimum wage for back breaking work
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>>79301112
unironically my schedule for a couple of months before i quit. remote IT jobs are a joke. i did make up for it slightly during weekends though
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Builders aren't on minimum wage
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>>79301156
they are paid in coins up their arse crack
shove a penny in and crank their knob to win a prize
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>>79300914
Fucking kek okay I (>>79300799) take it back.
Still would, thoughever.
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>>79300812
Also u should ask lowercase drug lad how he gets his stuff
Do zoomers not buy all this shit on instagram nowadays
I couldn't condone using drugs bt @ the end of the day when ur a nice lad trying to get by in this hell world that fudking grinds u down every day if you use something 2 at least have 1 or 2 good days every now nd then thats how it is for some of us nd it make me sad 2 think some nice lad needs that bt can't access it
Like my work fren at wagie job used 2 say "whatever gets you through the day" when he was off for his lunch break spliff
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Corr people setting off lots of wireworks outside. Feel bad for the birdies though.
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>>79301203
they like the budget round your ends?
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i buy my drugs the old fashioned way
with 1ps i won at the amusements
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Exhausting day
What a terrible life
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>>79301215
3 for 150 in 1p coins
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>>79300804
When you think about it vaginas look hideous
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Paying for my wokey by letting my dealer borrow Tony Hawk's Underground
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>>79301239
You have a better life than most posters here
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>>79300914
Is this the best you can come up with? Most eggheads are bad at explaining what they do.
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>Phillip Schofield and his mons pubis
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>>79301305
I like to exaggerate
I don't mean in the abstract or over time
I mean RIGHT NOW. like past few days have been truly terrible. Bad bad things afoot.
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>>79301258
Not him but, 3 for 150 1p's? DEAL.
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>Woolwich job centre
Contemplate the fragrance
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mad how most of our economy these days is based around creating fake pointless jobs for these people
remember when they all got furloughed through covid and basically nothing happened
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Laughing at mongs who've never had a job thinking they understand what a tech consultant does for 150k a year.
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>>79301320
b-b-but black people bad!
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>>79301382
There's neets on this site better at computers than tech job mongs desu
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>>79301393
The fuck would you know? Lol. You had some low level shit job and you spazzied that up. You've got no idea what people do in a high paid tech job.
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>>79301371
Mad that some 15 year old is getting shot in the Southside at the same time she is filming this.
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>>79301393
Most tech jobs don't really involve putting together gaming computers and bragging about using Linux to be fair
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>>79301282
I've had this thought before. Imagine you had no sex drive at all, like totally dead. A vagina would be so disgusting.
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>>79301392
https://voca.ro/18T8CoEwrlkJ
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Applying for a new jobnibba aren't I
Fully wemote all de way
Chance would be a fine thing
I said chance would be a fine thing
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>>79301400
>You've got no idea what people do in a high paid tech job.
Copy pasting stack overflow nd going on team building yoga retreats yea sounds hard
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>>79301403
Mad that Palestinians and Ukrainians are being murdered at the same time she is filming that
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>>79301452
Well done proving that you've got no idea what people do in a high paid tech job lad.
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>>79301465
I saw some blonde bimbo driving a G-Wagon with Ukrainian plates through Oxford Street and I thought the same thing.
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>>79301465
mad that you can walk around anywhere in europe and see happy ukrainian women just enjoying western life meanwhile all their male classmates got banned from leaving the country and half are probably dead now
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>>79301422
Wonder what chika thinks about vaginas
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>>79301498
All the blue and yellow flag fliers are silent about this policy
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I'll start caring about womens issues when I can watch the news for at least one month without hearing the phrase "mostly women and children"
Donald Trump wants to ban abortion? Damn that's wild but I just ugh... I don't care
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>>79301535
>I'll start caring about womens issues when I can watch the news for at least one month without hearing the phrase "mostly women and children"
>Donald Trump wants to ban abortion? Damn that's wild but I just ugh... I don't care
Fascinating
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>>79301508
Varies varies
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>>79301467
>copypaste spaghetti code until u hit syntax error
>Google it
>copypaste debug
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Don't worry lads, ~100 years and we'll be the DEI hires.
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Why is the Cheeto far-right? It doesn't make sense if you think about it. He is from a liberal, northern city. Even Reagan who was from the Midwest wasn't this bad and even originally was left-wing but got spooked by Communism.
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Going to bed now, hope i dont dream about THAT again
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I was proud of having that "shit job". Sry were not all einstein brainiacs
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>>79301598
Trump? Think he's just an opportunistic businessman who likes attention at his core really. Has a bit of history of disliking blacks but his political career seems to be mostly about wanting to win and stay in the limelight.
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>>79301623
If she is running TempleOS why does she have a stuffed penguin on her self?
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>>79301606
Good Iuck, and goodnight.
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Why doesn't ruthmong just get a high paid tech job? You don't even have to know how to use for loops
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>>79301258
>3 for 150
kek, you must be posh, posh kids always get mugged off
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>>79301690
Copypaste sisters scared of for loops
150k per annum
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>>79301696
I dint do coke, that's what helper lad pays. Is he posh then?
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Taking a moment 2 fully savour how much he just done himself there. Embarrassing.
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>>79301714
>I'm so much smarter than actual six figure data scientists because I know how to use loops
then why don't you get one of those jobs big lad
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Whats everybody up to tonight. Im watching tv with mummy.
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>>79301792
She's not going to shag u pal
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>>79301811
>Whats everybody up to tonight
pondering, dwelling, yearning
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Wait, the incel meme is real?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_distribution
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>>79301811
>drinking Stella
>eating oxtail rice and peas
>listening to jazz/dnb/phonk
>doom scrolling rising inequality/poverty porn
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>>79301811
Watching last samurai, then probably go to sleep. Off to stop at my mums for a bit tomorrow.
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>>79301837
genius tech wiz with schoolboy psychic powers won't get a data scientist job because it's beneath him, chooses to be an alcoholic dosser instead
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>>79301909
Ive been doom scrolling with the benefit reforms, its happening in 4-6 months. I need stop worrying about it and focus on being positive.
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>>79301930
>schoolboy psychic powers
Wait does Crossmong also have powers of welekinesis?
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dumbledore is king
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Missing me yet, lads?
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>>79301956
yeah they put him in special psychic classes in school and gave him an israeli gf so they could spy on him. He's just that important you see
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>>79301968
Top lad
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>>79301811
watching the football
I might have some rum and get melancholy
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>>79301968
He may have given us cosy living payments but his benny reforms would have been a nightmare for us with hidden disabilities. I cant see labours reforms being worse than the tories.
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>>79301979
I know what ur doing.
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Nd u know that I know what ur doing bt you'll deny it
So it's purely 2 fuck with me for no reason
Cool beans
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>>79302023
only GATE kids understand
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>>79301811
Going to have a jolly old wank, me.
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Copping some R&R soon i fink
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HARRY POTTER 4 AND MUNCH
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>>79302038
So u know full well starseeds don't "choose" 2 be alcoholics. Stop being silly then.
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>>79302043
Had one before after the budget. Just doesnt feel the same anymore.
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Well am an indigo child id guess HHL is a starseed. Bt the end result is always the same.
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>>79302131
>>79302144
>starseeds
You know sometimes I think you're an alright lad then you start going on about utter dogshit like this
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HARRY AND RON ARE TAKING 2 INDIAN SLAGS TO THE BALL
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>>79302144
You're a hunseed lad.
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>>79302170
Nope am an indigo child bt it doesn't matter at this point after ppl like that "anon" sapped my powers dry now am a "alcoholic dosser" exactly as they pit in motion on that day in primary school
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>>79302185
Everyone else's fault but yours right?
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>>79302187
For a long time I did think that way desu mate i was angry nd resentful about it bt am still trying 2 develop my powers independently despite those setbacks. Nd they're still watching nd laughing behind my back @ how pathetically weak I am cause they know what I was capable of before the castration. Bt thats fine. 1 day they might grt a nasty surprise. Am very stubborn.
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some tripcunts are worse than others why do the worst ones post the most
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>>79302241
Sorry. Just trying to add discussion to the thread.
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Tifa's theme. Womfortable.
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moaning myrtle slobberjobs
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>>79302255
Don't think he was talking about you given you hadn't posted in 2 hours. Also how does adopting a trip add discussion to the thread
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They love alcohol nd benzos specifically for the cognitive impairment
Cave the memory recall right out ur skull
False memories
He's just drunk, he talks some shite when hes drunk
He was such a smart wee boy. Such a waste
Too bad, my mind palace too strong. I remember everything.
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Fink i saw a tranny at the store earlier

Pretty sure i did actually

Just in time for halloween heh
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never pissed in a girls fanny
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We got 2 tranners I see around ours one is more fem boy and cute af and fuckable
>HRT4W
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Not right or normal to genuinely hate yourself. Loneliest feeling there can be.
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>>79302284
Just trying to be friendly towards our little community we have here, thats all.
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>>79302395
You need to try and forgive yourself. I've hated myself for decades, for reasons, and I've got to the point where I don't have love in my heart, for anything.
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>>79302620
Not sure I can. But I will try. Feels like I need to destroy myself first.
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never swallowed a girls fart
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>>79302645
You want to destroy yourself, you don't need to do it.
But I know how it feels, and I live a shitty life, so any advice I have, is clearly not going to be helpful, or it would have helped me.
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a girls farting arse surgically attached to my mouth
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>>79302701
Yeah. Iktf. Like I was possessed. If it's my fault. Or it may have been forced upon me. Seriously fucked up happenings. All I know is I know nothing.
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>>79302593
That's nice, just don't understand what attaching a name to your posts has to do with that really
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One in the pink, one in the stink

I fink
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Oh what's that
You want to enjoy experience
What if you just
Remembered why you hate yourself so very much
Wouldn't that just ruin the present moment entirely
Haha
Unless...?
Yep mindbroken probably forever now. Great..good job bro.
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>>79301946
What bennie reforms are actually happening? As what the government has actually said they're going to do?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-tier_Tribunal
>Appeals from it lie to the Upper Tribunal, the second part of the 'two-tier system'. [1]

They let the mask slip on this one a bit didn't they lads?
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ever notice how some people cough louder than others?
narcissistic people always cough really loud and add an emphasis at the end, like they are so stupid to know it's annoying other people
constant clearing their throat like UGHNNNNNNNNNN instead of ughn...
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Anal Fuck Machine Special
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Thats Dundee pumped bn
>>79302973
Sneezes too
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They releasing Seinfeld in 4K for 250 dollarydoos. Bet it won't get a UK release. Cunts. In it's OAR too but for some reason the new Blu-ray set is the widescreen remaster. POINTLESS.
They released Friends in 4K here too. Who the fuck needs to see Friends in 4K? DVDs are still king due to the extended episodes.
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Might head2 the forge 2moro nd see what's the script w cex
Need a controller for wii
They're wii-rdly difficult 2 track down now
Other cex I went it said online they got em in stock ht when I got there the guy tapped on the computer nd said theres none nd I was already 2 flustered from being outside that long to argue so I just went home sad wasted journey
I won't let this winter pass w/o full Mario galaxy replay
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>>79302932
Nothings been announced yet. During the budget that was announced today labour did confirm that they are putting forward their own bennie reforms in spring of 2025.
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Ik u can get 3rd party online bt reviews says those drain battery fast
It shrimply won't do
Bt might be the only option
Want my wee rosalina plush too bt we're going in order of operations
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>>79303106
wish I never got rid of my old guitar hero peripherals
miss those games deeply
we never knew what we had till it gone as they (mole men) say
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Bedtime for me now. Off to my mums house again tomorrow at some point.
>>79303106
Good luck with your controller quest. And also with the cooking thing you're going to do for your mum.
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once again went to bed too early and now I'm wide awake
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>>79303149
Aye its wee random stuffs like that that becomes impossible 2 find when ud think they sold a gorillion of them so where did they all go,I had a hard time of it trying to find official ps3 controller a year or so ago as well
>>79303171
Night night lad nd happy halloween in advance
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>>79303171
Good night. Hope you have a good day with your mum. Take care anon.
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Hard Anal Plundering
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>>79303122
Ill be refreshing benefitsandwork.co.uk 2moz for uploaf updates they know the score w this stuff
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>>79303268
Anon this is britfeel not the porn search bar on xvideos.
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Badly needing brought up to speed on wca status bt I ignoring fake news scaremonger
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Just had a nice wank. Haven't decided if I'm doing NNN this year. Fucked with my prostateberg last year.
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her name was gigi rivera
and
she was a guitar hero
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>>79303291
Yes thats the most accurate news source for bennies. You know that website makes approximately 2M a year from its subscribers, mainly disabled people. Ironic because disabled people are societys poorest people.
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Me? Just grinding some vidya for a bit before beddingtons. Might neck that BBQ rib wustlers in a bit.
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Need Arbroath poster lass take on budget nd wca changes
>>79303333
4 same number
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>>79303389
you a fat bastard then?
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>>79303389
Why don't you just buy a pack of burgers and make your own? Takes slightly longer than microwave to fry a burger and it's nicer.
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Hate this fucking site. They seem designed to help normies cheat the system and get bennies.
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Guys. Down the hill.
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Truth is i want 2 get a job just to make my mum happy,she understands Y I can't get 1 nd she even said if I don't feel like I can work its fine bt I feel like deep down she prefer if I did nd she worried ahoit what would happen to me if she wasn't around
I dont give a fuck aboit careers,money bt if I could do sth 2 make mum happy I want to do that .
I just couldn't even do a part time.job bc of the classic bennies trap
Bt maybe if they forced me into something it wouldn't be the worst thing for me
Idk. Makes me sad 2 think.about these things too much
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Wide Anal Gape
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I actually got psyopd a bit by **** on that.....its 1 of the few really bad things she imprinted on me. She put it in me like "u just do what makes you happy, you don't have to live for your family" It's not in my nature 2 follow that. Fine for **** bt its not fir me. Typical hedonistic millennial woman shite. U only have 1 mum in rhe whole world. Every other woman in ur life will be with you for their own survival only ur mum is concerned about YOUR survival. It's a very grave sin that I ever put another woman's view on anything above my mum. Just bc I was getting my hole out of the bargain. Nd even was a bad nephew for my aunty ***. So I want 2 put things right from now if it's even possible.
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>>79303586
Lad, you really need to start using an actual journal again
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I want to shave my long hair but got cysts on my head. It not right.
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I even not fully convinced that mum isn't "in on it", bt if I judge ppl on their actions over their words, which is my preference,she's still the least suspicious of the lot. So its still the safest bet for me. Above us is mother of every1 in heaven nd her son nd his dad which is the same bt as much as I want 2 live in my wee daydreams am also forced 2 be mortal n contend with the real world as its presented to me. Reality is a game too so lets play.
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Another day survived on planet Earth corr what an experience.
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The laptop I was planning on getting has suddenly gone back up to 1,299 from 799. Why is this allowed.
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>>79303766
They saw you looking and know you're absolutely rolling in dosh
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>>79303771

Fuck that. Currys are not getting an extra 500 quid out of me for nothing. I'll wait until it comes back down again or look at alternative laptops.
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>>79303586
does she look like that lad
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>>79303819
They've done you lad. You're never getting a deal like that again
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>>79303612
Cant attach pics of wee anime girls in a normal journal. Bt fine I can take a hint. Well am just after ebay'ing wii controller so ill probs be off here for a while on my gaming grind anyhow.
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How long am I expected to suffer? How long am I expected to be in constant mental anguish? When does it get better?
https://youtu.be/hHDObfKPSKU?si=bmR8cwdknAaM0-NC
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>>79303845
>back, forw, left x2
>forw x2, right x2
cor is that a gta cheat code
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>>79303823
In a nutshell that's the appeal
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>>79303887
Nah FF8
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>>79303863
RASPBERRY HEAVEN I COMING BACK 2 U
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Garn neck this BBQ wib wustlerz then garn probably fall asleep to a film in beddingtons.
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VALENTINE TIME DAY KISSU SHALALALA LALALALALA SUTEKI NI KISSU SHARARARA OH BABY I RABU U SHARARARA
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Deep inside the realms of Ruth's vagina
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https://youtu.be/KEiX3dNuB7c SKIP SKIP DA YO
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Got them buttermilk tendies in de oven
Thx wagies
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Only the finest tendies 4 me bt I have 2 say Lidl & aldi actually have the best tendies overall, I cat remember the name bt they fucking hit the spot. Tesco stuff is like 2 many cooks spoil the soup. Bt in those cheaper shops they get str8 to the point of a delicious tendie which is seasoning nd crunch nd maximum flavour
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Some tendies got the flavour bt they don't have the crunch. I need 2 bite into it like a dracula. U can cover up shortcomings with bbq sauce bt once I found those tendies in lidl I've measured everything since by that bar nd they've been lacking desu I don't rate hot n spicy tendies from tesco either too hot bt not that tasty bt their regular ones aren't hot enough
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>>79304042
Memories of happier days. I wish I could go back.
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>>79303993
What u watching helper lad
Was the silent hill film any gid?
I got it on my laptop might warch it 2mz
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>>79300745
Prince Pharmacy is p good. Only place open if you need meds at 1am.
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>>79303122
Why is everything going down in 2025?
>Trump's trannycaust
>Starmer's NEETcaust
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>>79304138

>What u watching helper lad

Nothing yet de lid, still monging out on the PS5.

>Was the silent hill film any gid?

If you mean the 2006 film then yeah it's fucking great. Defo give it a watch. Don't bother with Silent Hill 2 though, it's fucking awful.
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>>79304128
Skip skip dayo de lad fire seal poster lad
Ran ran da yo
Hit this blunt lil nigga we going back 2 2007
The coordinates are set. The seventh seals are broken. I can't stop this train.now. it's out of my hands. SKIP SKIP DA YO!
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>>79304183
captcha: sovl
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>>79304183
Kino af pic. Ye it's the 2006 one. Think I rented it in blockbuster maybe bt I don't remember what happened in it. I stick it on my telly 2mz for Halloween. We spooky now.
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Any spooky man in? Am spooked
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Not that kind of spooky man. Thx tho
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What's your nearest haunted house? Mine is Bruce Castle
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Whar a world when Michelle Obama literally has a bigger penis than Philip schofield. Majority of "male" TV personalities have a "mound" lol instead of a dixk. Lmao. Its part of how they get on TV. They're just wee barbie dolls.
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So glad I have YouTube Premiums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FmocjjQG8
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>>79304357
This is a real 1 that ppl don't even want to admit. If u went to school anywhere west coast of Scotland u provly went on a school trip to "Loudon castle" at some point. I remember the inside. Red carpets nd victorian style interior almost medieval feeling. There was a big hall where every1 had dinner from different schools big gardens. EVERY1 remembers this place. Bt when u actually look it up
>The majority of the building was constructed from 1804 to 1811 around existing structures dating to the 15th and 17th centuries. The building was destroyed by fire in 1942 and never rebuilt
We all went there bt it neber existed. I've seen normies completely lose touch with reality when I loudonpilled them. I just keep it 2 myself now cus most can't handle it.
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What do racists want?
>Black woman on welfare
>"Low IQ sub-human nigger!"
>Black woman in the White House
>"She must have a dick!"
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>>79304424
I remember going on a trip to a house called Pendarren but that was in Wales.
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Going to bed. Heres hoping for a better day tomorrow.
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Garn beddingtons now meself. It synchronicity.

Nighty night to all the sound lids.
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>>79304448
Wee Luce. Night night b fire poster lad
>>79304499
Dubs nd night night helper poster lad
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>>79304442
Pendragon chan......
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>>79304432
Big Mike got Joan rivers epsteind https://youtu.be/Al_Wa-haozo
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>>79300727
kek if that building was destroyed, would we rebuild it? why is there a lighthouse there. somebody has to live there and maintain all that useless fucking bullshit. thats costing us like at least $20,000 per month.
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>>79304637
Imagine how many refugees we could fit in that building. It's a disgrace
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>>79304672
Keith will look after his people elsewhere, don't worry.
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Bn v mean to me today even tho he knows am a sensitive lad. Well I'm used 2 it. I try 2 be nice to ppl they abuse me. I just got used to it by now.
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I ger a job make my mum happy. Probly by nxt year. The wheels are in motion. I can't stay like this forever.
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Welcome 2 the garden of suicide. Suicide is a game too isn't it fun? Its all a game so lets play.
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Mum says u have to play with me. The 1st game is we drinking bleach. The 2nd game is stomach pains until we're dead. Youtube is a game so lets play. U dint seem to understand yet that it's a game. Bt you'll understand. Now I know in part. Then I will fully understand.
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Might play some hitman contracts, but on pc or ps2 I do not know
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>>79303390
No changes in benefits iirc aside from a cheeky 1.7 percent increase next year, so get in
Bennie reforms are being announced in next spring apparently, but even then I think it's just going to be extra funding for courses to help people get back into work
I don't think I've heard anything concrete when it comes to wca changes other than tory fear mongering from like a year ago being reported by the tabloids for some reason lmao
Nothing will change for those on bennies already t b b
Plus you're probably on adp by
So get in therrrrrrrr and relax de crossy
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>>79304962
Thx.I just been confused lately bc I did finly move from esa 2 uc last month bt am also still somehow on esa "new style" nd uc at the same time now
So I been getting used to uc lately,getting up to speed about how uc works it's not too bad
I went 2 job centre 2 times when i switched bt when support group status was updated they cancelled nxt appointment nd left me alone since . I had to use 2 valiums just to go into job centre. Was freaking out . Bt its sorted I think
I got letter ages ago aboit changing 2 adp bt it neber happened yet. Still normal pip. Guess I see what happens. I feel.guilty aboit being a neet bt its just how it is.
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I love this world that made me suffer. I was born 2 suffer in the fucking dirt like a pig bt I seen more beautiful things too. These bugmen dont know corinthians 13 nd what I seen. Am on my f Scott Fitzgerald grind. "They think I'm drunk don't they" I see stuff from the future. I sent a time capsule from 2003 courtesy of the indigo child these demons tried 2 kill in isolation chamber nd I persevered nd clawed my way out of that dark pit. They thought I was weak I was weak bt am stubborn. I carried a cross from there 2 here. All my enemies are dead. The eleventh seal is broken. Don't make me fucking laughing. I seen bigger nd uglier. U really make me laff. Am 5'6" bt I got more heart than 100 humans stacked together I fight until there's nothing left I bite I pull hair don't fucking try me. I'm drawing down the moon on this Halloween. Stick 2 urnadverts. Take ur vaccine nd fuck off. Take me for a joke. Tiamat is in my bedroom right now. The seven seals are open. The great work is underway. Xlad is upon us. Seek refuge.
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Big changes coming. Watch this space. It'll all be OK. Big changes tho.
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I just need that 1 cuddle again that defuses what am feeling deep in my spleen. Like lets burn the material world nd rape this whole fallen creation. Bt when **** gave me a wee cuddle I wasn't even bothered about anything else. Bt feeling warm nd her perfum. Bt so many nights passed since then.............on this grim Halloween night my soul is as black as night I fought so many demons along the way maybe I became a demon too. I feel it taking over sometime.
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My final showdown with Yaldabaoth. Who's 2 say. Creation is a game. No? So lets play. For now I gather strength. Ten of pentacles. I reflect on the Aquarius + scorpio they sent 2 me. Bt I pit my trust in Jesus. End of.
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Bed time soon. Got my wee wii stuff ready possibly even 2moro. Will be away from this thread for a while after Halloween. Need my hibernation time 2 think things over. Need 2 meditate alone. Its a v lonely life. I just want a wee cuddle at the end of the day. Bt thats not my path. I need my time away 2 reflect. I go certain places nd see what I find there.
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bad day of wageying, fucks sake
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>>79304962
Phwoar

Propa good kittingtonshire diss one. Finkin may hafta DL.
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Peace Arbroath poster lass. U believe in me when nocint else did. I go on pilgrimage soon.
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Your face is your ID now. How will this technology work when a muslim woman walks past in a burka? Police state now. The sad thing is most young people don't care.

https://youtu.be/fU_YtMR97Ik
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>>79305849
>Your face is your ID now
isnt this how its always been? how else would you know who someone is?
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Thats Y Arbroath poster lass is the true UK CHAIRMAN. I don't want a job employment even if its a fake 4chan job. Helper lad said I can pass it down. Realistically alizee poster lad is the "right" man for.the job. Bt that doesn't matter 2 me. I go with my heart. So I said its Arbroath poster lass. Nd then she can do whatever she wants from there. I never forget kindness. Nd my enemies should know I never 4get betrayals either.
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>>79305855
Let's say you've been unlawfully arrested before like me (police love to waste autists time). They keep your photo on the system even with no further action forever. Now they can just look at you in their pig vans and think it's that guy again as you walk past. They have identified you for no lawful reason thanks to a computer.

Even if you haven't been arrested, they could still build a profile of you and match it to the DVLA and passport photos database. They say they don't do this but the state and police are never known to be truthful.

If Muslim women can walk fully covered up, so should I without being stopped.
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>>79305932
>Let's say you've been unlawfully arrested before like me
stopped reading
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>>79305936
I have several times on night walks. Not giving my info, criminal damage and filming people in public.
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Didn't he already tell u youtube is a game? We love roulette. We love getting money nd pissing it all away. It's all a game nd you're stuck with us now wagie. Fuck ur pension pit it all on black or ur a shitebag.
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>>79305967
>I have
stopped again
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It 31 October
The day when my dark powers are at maximum
It 4:20
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Definitely a single mum. Very likely didn't go to university. Probably on bennies (out in town on a weekday) and didn't see a man with her in the video. Hope she's happy with her life choices. Underclass if she's not working. Full time mum is not a job or contributing to society.
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The spirits are waking up from their 1000 year sleep. Good morning my diabolical children. A long day ahead.
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It's a shame most frauditors aren't professional anymore and caring about our rights. Just going around harassing people trying to enjoy a night out. They clearly didn't want to engage with them drunk underclass frauditors. Embarrassing.

https://youtu.be/fZxBGcDXpLI
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On this Halloween night we let our hair down
The circus is in town
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>>79306129
TLA is the best auditor going atm
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Going bed 2 read my mangas nd drift 2 dreamland. Night night
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>>79306094
>crossmong is a scorpio
figures
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I have never put my erection in the hole of a woman.
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My penis has never entered the hole.
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I have never injected the a woman with my tentacle.
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Woman hole.
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Man hole.
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Tranny hole.
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I so womfy in bed. Finished latest csm chappys getting moons in mario odyssey now. Most ppl think my life is shit probably bt u have to appreciate what you've got. Should I appreciate what I already have or should I get angst about what I dont have? Got my Switch, got my computer nd 4chan, got my tendies, got my bennies, got my mummy. Got electric on the metre food in the fridge. Got my wee cat. I don't need much in life dont need luxuries. This is enough 4 me. If I could have more? I leave that for God 2 decide nd thank Him for what I already have. Cus there's a lot of stuff I uave right now that if I take it for granted, in the future I'll look back nd think fuck I took that for granted. Thats already happened w other stuff. I guess we all experience that. Bt am pretty content. It's only by God's grace that I wake up evry morning nd some mornings is just pure suffering i go 2 sleep sad nd wake up sad nd i cry a lot bt i still thank God that i woke up in suffering when im in a lot of pain im still alive nd i get 2 experience life even if my life is v limited. I still enjoy it. Got my Halloween candles. Look forward 2 get a wee advent calendar soon for December. Got my mangas. Got my tunes. So should I just b sad, I dont have job, gf? Y? I have enough. Its like a dog crying that he can't meow. Ur a fucking dog. Ur not supposed to. I just wish i could get a wee cuddle again bt stressing out about it wont make it happen will it.That's me now. As time passes I learn my natural place in this world. Am a freak so I don't really have a place, bt thats my place, a freak, bt I like myself, its just hard 2 fit in with other ppl. I wish I was better @ socialising desu bt its like a skill that I just never learn. Nd feel so behind like it's too late now to improve. Bt it is what it is. Hope every1 in thread has a nice day nd Halloween. Thx
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Crossmong's hole.
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Crossmong showers, Ruthmong doesn't.
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Only scary thing about today is my fucked up lifeberg. But it will get better. Got a new goal.
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I have a better life than Chika
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Gaping arsehole.
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>>79306917
yet neither of them have gfs. Ruthlad was right after all.
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Arse rape.
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Have to shit but cba to get out of bed
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>>79306995
Yeah so? Most do. In a prison of my own making my lid. It's called sin, look it up.
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Craving a Seaside item check or an update or an early bird video or a litter picking vid., maybe even a finance check.
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We are all sinners, chika just a bit more than every body else
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>>79307130
Probably true yeah. But I want to get better :).
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>>79307050
I dont shower for gf I shower cus it feels nice 2 be clean. Nice things are nice.
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Back in bed now me time for a nap im exhausted
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>mum "heart react" her own msg
Cute boomer moment
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The hole of a woman.
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There is a hole in my soul.
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>>79307134
All fall short zelda poster lad
I fall short everyday
Its uphill struggle
Ganbatte
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Tarts in fancy dress will be getting plapped raw by a hung Chad tonight.
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A hole in which a man puts his tentacle.
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I haven't put my tentacle in the hole.
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Hairy hole.
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>>79306021
>Full time mum is not a job or contributing to society.
Of course it is
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>>79307255
No it ain't retard
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Hairy arse.
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Making love to a man's arse.
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Man arse.
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wonder what ssm is doing for halloween. a cheeky sandford lane session would be lush
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>>79307329
>wonder what ssm is doing for halloween. a cheeky sandford lane session would be lush
fascinating
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what has sent mister chika on this downward spiral
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>>79307422
>what has sent mister chika on this downward spiral
fascinating
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Get to work wagies. Tik tok
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>>79307488
>Get to work wagies. Tik tok
kek lool
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Wagie hole.
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The spamming Scottish man child will be asleep all day thank fuck
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>>79307540
Who will you spam your seethe at now?
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posted a wasp thread on /b/ once.
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>>79307571
>Who will you spam your seethe at now?
xD
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Scottish bastards.
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>>79307576
Low quaIity poster.
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>>79307581
>Low quaIity poster.
Low quality baiter
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>>79307588
How am I baiting you?
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>>79307597
You're boring lad x
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>>79307600
You're projecting.
xD
fascinating.
Add something of worth.
Oh wait, you can't.
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why did pop culture have this whole recurring idea that boys/men were shallow horndogs and girls/women wanted love with a more meaningful connection?
aged 11 i thought i was about to fucking ace this whole 'puberty' thing
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>>79307608
Am I seething fuming and riled up now king?
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i can't believe moot has added a scary screamer to every page if you lurk on it too long. we'd better all get refreshing and posting, to avoid being spooked!!
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>>79307622
Seeing as you're using king and trying to insult me, I'd say yes, yes you are seething/fuming/riled up.
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I don't think either of you are seething or riled up I think you're both just bored
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>now presenting his majesty, King Charles th--
>u vexing at me, m8??
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>>79307639
this is what a bored person would say, in that quasi-depressed state where you refuse to accept others having emotions.

i recommend going to see a film at the cinema, and look around. people laugh, even cry, at films. they're experiencing those emotions while you stare with a blank expression on your face at the moving sights and sounds.
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Plasterer coming back to do some sanding and painting. CBA but recognising it is a gift from the universe, as he was meant to be coming on Tuesday, but I needed to be at my mums on Tuesday while her internet is installed.
Thanks universe pal, and sorry I nearly wasted this opportunity.
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>>79307647
Yeah, probably about right
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>>79307634
>Seeing as you're using king and trying to insult me, I'd say yes, yes you are seething/fuming/riled up.
fascinating
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>>79307654
don't worry lad, happens to us all.

weddings are another good one i'd recommend. everyone acts like they're on MDMA or just come off fluoxetine, at weddings.
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i joke about some scary surprise, and then refresh and the page DOES go to the halloween theme.
won't be sleeping tonight ;_;
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Glad I got to see the skellies this year, I was worried I wasn't going to be anywhere with an internet connection this year.
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>>79307673
for the whole year? or for this particular day?
what set of circumstances would have led to this? the internet is everywhere, now.
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>>79307681
For this moment in time.
Will be at my mums for a bit, and she's not got internet installed yet, and I need to be there to make sure she doesn't do anything daft like make it child frenly.
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culture is so Americanised, we now have to called miners 'mineworkers' lest we confuse them with children ('minors') or non-whites ('minorities')
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>>79307690
why don't you want your mum's internet to block the filth? what if SHE accesses it? there's a good chance she won't even be your mother any more, some kind of weeaboo or horrible troll
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>>79307697
I CAN'T SHITPOST
I feel that justifies it.
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Time to vaxx it up again, is it not my sweet little goyimses
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if you went back in time a few years and said "mpox is going around!!! scientists, find a cure for mpox, before it's too late!!!!" even the scientists would have no clue what the fuck "mpox" is and they'd be lost even if they believed you
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Goddamn boomer dentist just keeps fucking up in that one corner, doesn't he

This will have been the third appointmentshire for this year. Incredible, mind-boggling stuff indeed
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imagine going to the dentist instead of just not eating sugar. the 'hit' is fuck all and the comedown is so grim.
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i have worked out exactly which floorboards to hit to make the most noise. one makes a proper squelching creak, pure nails-on-a-chalkboard stuff.
remember downstairs neighbours: you could have avoided this if you actually signed for my parcels. x x x
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>>79307715
If only gays stopped bumming each other this wouldn't be an issue
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>>79307755
so a disease spreads from gays to gays why are you worried OH WAIT i know why, heh....
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how come the magic fights in Harry Potter always end up being paired by sex? whether it's the teachers picking their partners for duels, or some random kids fighting dark wizards?
they're blasting spells at each other, not wrestling, what does it matter?
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>>79307723
They'd be too busy pretending to find a cure for covid (they never did), to be bothered by bumderpox
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>>79307771
i don't think it's realistic to try and 'cure' anything. 'cure for cancer' - remission exists, but cancerous cells are taking over, you have cancer, same as anything.

your immune system either handles it, or it doesn't. what we SHOULD do is prevent the spread of disease. that guy who discovered cholera got everyone to stop drinking the poo water: he didn't put anti-cholera in the pump.
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>>79307782
>he didn't put anti-cholera in the pump.
Ah, he wasn't a capitalist money hoarder. RARE.
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>>79307788
he was poor or something, it was his passion project. i suspect he was just an autistic, nowadays he'd be decompling Pokemon Green on GitHub.
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The crazy thing is, people are still taking it, lining up to get le mystery liquid jab, why? Even after the gubbermint and big pharma admit that it doesn't prevent transmission, they don't know if it helps the immunocompromised, they DO KNOW that it increases the risk of heart issue (myocarditis and pericarditis).
>>79307792
You don't know if it is autism. He might have just been a good person and wanted to helkp people.
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we should really just put anyone on the spectrum into work, and then all neurocorrects can live the NEET life.
they'll do it. i've met them.
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>>79307797
>You don't know if it is autism. He might have just been a good person and wanted to helkp people.
are you saying autistics can't be good people, who want to help people?

if so, i agree. they have no feelings. they are like robots. they enjoy performing their robo-tasks, however.
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i have no particular conspiracy theories about the Covid vaccine, i took my jab + booster which we were told was going to be it and fine. if i got tricked, whatever. side effects? will deal with those if/when they happen (or have happened).

what does my tits in is every time i've visited my GP
>you're due a covid booster!
i'm 'due' so many fucking health things, do we have to do this song and dance every single time? we have 15 minutes, you are stretched thin, and stressed, please help with what the appointment is for.
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>>79307805
No, I'm saying good people exist in the world.
I don't understand why you brought autism into it, desu.
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no pass for 2 months. That's enough of that wank.Time to buy that 3 year subby.
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>>79307814
because the cholera bloke was obsessively following an interest, for its own sake. i forget the details but he was not very well-off and gave up some better career/academic life because this was his special subject.

maybe he had something else, but i think nowadays with our current understanding it would most likely fall under the autism umbrella.
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>>79307811
The lies around the whole thing don't bother you?
The deceipt from politicians, telling the country to stay away from each other while they had parties? Neil ferguson advising lockdowns, then breaking his own rules so he could fuck his lover? Big pharma promising to help create a vaccine and not make a profit, then making billions in profit? Crimson contagion ending a few months before covid "happened".
Then there is the behaviour of the politicians and media towards the people of the country. Hounding people for not taking the jab. Threatening people's livelihoods (and for the norms, le heckin pubs and footie).
This all happened, and can be verified online, and through personal experience. That is not a conspiracy.
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>>79307854
immune from prosecution if they fucked up too
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Forgot the image and link for the crimson contagion things I mentioned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimson_Contagion
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>>79307854
i mean there's stuff that wasn't lies, just out and out corruption for profit. contracts, parties, etc. i 'knew' this before the pandemic - it hasn't made me a misanthrope or anything like that. i think we just need better politicians, and capitalism has some heckin flaws.
i mean individually i am fine with the decisions i made with the information available at the time, i'm not going to beat myself up about it and i'm not mad at others. these horrible decisions have been made my entire life.
the conspiracy part is the vaccine itself and whether it's secretly something besides a vaccine, i watched it metamorphose from covid ITSELF not even being real, to god knows what those same people are onto now.

i just hope we get better standards for the people in charge. even the ones with extreme views, or who you personally 100% disagree with. i can only work on improving my own life, or my responses to things.
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>>79307859
>immune from prosecution if they fucked up too
Yep.
Weird how the mRNA technology never got out of animal trials since it was invented, which I think was in the 1960's?
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>>79307873
there's no incentive for technology to improve. imagine telling people 50 years ago we haven't been back to the Moon.
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no amount of high-speed internet or sheep cloning has led to "Moon-ferries" where you and i can drive to the Pennines then go on a weekend all-inclusive trip to Mare Tranquillitatis like its Butlins.
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>>79307882
imagine telling them we don't have the technology to go back to the moon
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one of the flats opposite, bloke has a cable running from the boot of his car (can't see inside) to some kind of box/unit* propping the door open, then into (presumably) his flat.

* too blocky to just be an extension cord

wonder what's going on there.
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>>79307882
Or haven't been told about it. WE don't know what happens up there (space), we are just told things. WE have no knowledge of things, until we look for it ourselves. And it needs to be from multiple sources, not just a politician or traditional media.
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>>79307920
that's actually really clever. where's the last place anyone would look? nay, anyone COULD look? that's right: space.
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>>79307422
Mentally scarred and damaged by my trip into the underworld (hellish world of pure sensations and base impulses/desires). It NOT RIGHT. Flashbacks within the mindnibba in relation to random smells and feelings. Not good not good.
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Been getting a kicking from life lately, but then good things happen.
Been searching for this choon for years, but could never remember the name.
Bouncy link, as that's the best version.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/p4mbkOyVl3c?si=R71DpsfGyHuLLgGh&t=2220
Should be starting at 37min.
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Hospital appointment at 10am. Waiting here for 50 mins and not one person in the waiting area has been seen. Fucking disgraceful.
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>>79307949
Too busy making dancing tiktoks mate. Clap and bang your pots and pans for them.
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>>79307329
Special Halloween uploafs down Sandford Lane get in and I said get in tonight.
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I wonder what costume Ruth will be wearing for Halloween.
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>>79307953
The previous chancellor said the NHS had "Scandinavian quality and Singaporean efficiency". Cooorrrr, mustn't believe my lying eyes eh?
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>>79307977
Too many ooga boogas innit
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here is the situation as it currently stands. the man is pacing around with a clipboard talking on his phone. the 'unit' seems to be 'running' in some way, vibrating/chugging as if it's some kind of machinery.

what's going on? do i ring the council?
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Had a wank last night but need to get another one in ready for NNN, might do it now or might challenge myself and try and quickly get one in ten minutes before midnight
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>>79307977
He meant the Faroe Islands
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>>79308007
Wander down and ask him what it is.
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'hey men, grow a moustache/beard for november!'
'hey men, stop wanking for november!'

is this to make men more attractive by decembertime so most kids are born around august, just in time for the start of the school term?
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>>79307932
I'll tell you a place where you can't look. Behind your own eyes, I've tried it, just end up going bog eyed. Try it yourself.
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>>79308021
i need a hook, an angle.
might pretend to walk past and notice it, say "ere i've been thinking about getting one of them" and then i can figure it from his reply/context? or is that too risky?
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>>79307994
More than half the people here are visibly foreign. That's pretty remarkable in terms of disproportionality.
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>>79308031
i think this is nonsense. i can see light through my eyes. took me ages to find a face mask that ACTUALLY fully makes everything black, sleep has massively improved.

it's like how one-third of water is oxygen. obviously you will drown underwater, but you can breathe enough to not die immediately.
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>>79308039
if it's more than half, then they become native, and you're the foreigner as far as the simple majority is concerned.
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>>79308033
No no no, that's too complicated. It could lead to a conversation about it where you're expected to know something about the object, and that could leave you flustered and struggling fo an answer.
Just walk by and just say woah what's that?
There is also another option available to you. Just do nothing.
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>>79308040
I don't mean close your eyes (I still see things sort of when I close my eyes, but put it down to just memory when in somewhere familiar). I meant the back of the eyeball, we can't turn them around and see what is on the back of them.
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bet Truman had a right laugh when The Matrix came out
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>>79308050
it's really not exciting enough to be a "whoa what's that?" type situation. but yeah i'd be terrified he'd ask if i had one myself, what wattage is it? or somesuch.

i can't go the rest of my life not knowing. this is going to kill me.
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>>79308039
They have shit loads of health issues because they can't stop shagging their cousins. That's what your taxes are paying for, wagies!
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>>79308056
oh right that's fair. yeah there could be all sorts there. proper squeamish place to hide things too. if the government had installed secret chips there to see through our eyes, and all we had to was poke back there and fish them out, i think most of us would come to accept it.
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Nearly 90 mins, a few people seen, but they arrived after everyone else? State of this fucking thing.
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oh god this absolute fucking cocktease. pacing around some more, couple of different phone calls, ambles right next to the machine, steps closer, closer, closer...
he's about to interact with it, move it, press something on it, anything, right.
hangs up the phone. takes one glance at it, walks right past it, inside.
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oh he just picked it up by the handle. it's a toolbox. there wasn't any cable/wire, i don't know why i thought there was.

well fuck.
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Good morning. How is everyone doing today?
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>>79308142
grim. just had a very disappointing/letdown experience.

how are you?
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>>79308142
I am living with the pain that I experience every day
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come up with a sensible opiates regimen, then you only experience pain every OTHER day.
if you meant emotional pain, then MDMA? only experience pain on about 19-in-20 days.
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i have ket bladder, and ketamine will sort it right out. like those jellyfish where they're also the cure. why is nature so cruel?
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>>79308142
My Anki retentionw as 80% today and I learned 20 new Japanese words, so can't complain. Still need another 2k words until I can read baby shit though which I estimate to take another 6 months at my current progress (100 hours or so in total)
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i remember back when it was 1,800 words or whatever. if they're going to keep increasing it, how can you ever actually 'know' japanese? it's like getting to the 'end' of a treadmill.
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>>79308155
Im sorry to hear that anons. I hope things get better for you. Time is a great healer.
>>79308178
Its always good to learn a new skill anon. Well done for making an improvement in your life.
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time won't heal my damaged bladder.
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trying to understand what 'the budget' is and whether i should be happy about this one.
been reading the BBC News comments, clearly some brainy people in there, but they're not all agreeing with each other.
i'm well past 18, but how the fuck am i allowed to vote? 1-in-10s-of-millions of swaying how the country is ran, no snowballs in hell should i have that much power.
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i fucking hate being on benefits i cant lie but i dont know any other way of living it's like im trapped forever on this, shit waiting every couple of years for a review and secretly hoping i get declined so i can just off myself (or more likely, just give up completely)
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>>79308220
i just said this to an American who made a thread about neetbux.
i know if it's only been a couple of years benefits are great and comfy, even if you don't feel any social shame/stigma, cool. you can carve out a frugal but not-terrible life for yourself.
i would hate working but being IN it i'm sure it's fine. even just being with mates at the pub 'haha isn't work AWFUL? i wish we didn't HAVE TO work!!! cheers haha' probably dead good the same way being ill then getting better feels good.
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>>79308216
Taking into account inflation by October 2029, the average family is set to be 770/yr worse off in real terms compared with today

The poorest third of households are seeing their real disposable incomes fall by 3.3% between today and October 2029, while the highest income third see a fall of 1.7%

100,000 more children in poverty by Oct 2029, as well as 300,000 more working age adults.
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>>79308142
Doing ok, just getting things ready for muh trip t'mum's house. had a bit of good fortune today, which means I will be able to be at my mum's next week when the internet gets installed. Just check it works after, and request a big fugg off ethernet cable from the engineer, maybe be really cheeky and get 2, a 5m and a 10m length of cable.
How are you?
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>>79308207
Same with muh mental elf, and I also do the same as you, continue to take the thing that is making it worse. But as you know, these things also do make life a bit more tolerable.
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>>79308220
>>79308233

Anytime I think of people on benefits I think of sean, alcoholic drug addict, or SSM, obese alcoholic living in shoe box alone. I have a small sample size desu
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>>79308228
it's fucking horrible? it's strange seeing as it's my only safety net but a part of me was secretly hoping they'd go even harder on disability claimants in the budget so i could just fuck off forever
it's like this shit was all destined me for me without my want or say? it's kind of evil and no way to live a normal life with friends or relationships or anything really - zero luxury (unless you count takeaways)
>childhood diagnosis of autism
>special school
>parents claim childhood benefits for me
>20 years later somehow still on it
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>>79308233
thanks, sounds good.
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Will be touching Ruth's sphincter later today
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i remember some socialist preacher guy going off on one with a megaphone about how a local far-right ringleader likes cocaine, proper jeering at how he was probably too busy doing a few lines to actually implement do all this fascist stuff.
actually knew the commie guy through friends and HE was a massive cokehead. if the two blokes were together, they'd have a few pints and get through a bag and probably have a laugh. maybe some arguing about economics/ethics early on, by the end of the night they'd be hugging.

we need to ban cocaine, it's a blight on our nation.
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>>79308284
I'll be doing cocaine this weekend, little lad
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>>79308289
and that's not your fault. you're a victim of the system.
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might make a personality themed new thread soon
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>>79308276
Big tax. Big debt. Big borrowing. Big state. Big welfare. Big immigration. All tfor 1.5%. growth
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god, i stink of piss. getting the odd whiff. take no weird pleasure in it, do feel a bit embarrassed, but there's no one else around.
what the fuck is the point of washing, shaving, etc if i'm just going to stink of piss?
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>>79308301
Get into the SHOWER RIGHT NOW
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>>79308307
to clarify: i do actually wash, shave etc.
i'll shower, put on fresh clothes, i'll feel fresh, for me, it's good, genuinely a nice feeling.
but then my cock will dribble out some piss and a few hours from now i'll think, 'oh yeah, bit pongy, that.'
if it was a social situation with others, it'd be dreadful. but as it is, i'm alone. and i have this awareness. honestly a bit lost.
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>>79308228
>even just being with mates at the pub 'haha isn't work AWFUL? i wish we didn't HAVE TO work!!! cheers haha' probably dead good the same way being ill then getting better feels good.
i feel that. it's as small as hearing people bond over what theyre going to do on "pay day" or the weekend (everyday is the weekend)
fuck me, it's like being institutionalised on a smaller scale, nowadays i feel totally dependent upon it and i LOATHE it. it's like... yes miss/sir/dwp person please give me my compensation tax to sedate me so i dont end up sectioned
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actually, i'm going to go shower now. not because you told me to, but because it's a sex/control thing.
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>>79308347
when you quasi-reminisce about the grimmest parts of history, you tend to forget that
1. it was their status quo
2. there were peaks as well as troughs
people actually in prison right now must have good days, and people with private jets must just have jets as a routine part of their daily lives. fuck fuck FUCK.
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>>79308353
Get int the shower STINKY
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>>79308239
Not too bad. A little anxious, the pain in my chest never goes away but thats just the normal for me. Nothing I can do about it. Going to try and get back into my hobbies, been in a hole for the past 6 weeks. Hoping things improve.
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>>79308368
'yes sir' is what i would say if it was an erotic thing, which it's not, and i was some kind of awkward neurotic person specifically avoiding doing what you don't want me to do.
have i actually showered, in real life? no. will i? who's to say? the government, that's who.
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watch this if you're single lads, put on a spiderman outfit and you'll be drowning in gfs Ruthmong

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9UkUTP7eLB0
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Watched The Substance last night. Good film but a little too style over substance. Demi Moore was bretty good, Margaret Qualley sexy as ever. Shame she used titty prothesis, I'd have liked to see her snakebites.
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Rather not start a new thread. Cant we stay in here for 24 more hours? I find the whole Halloween stuff irritating. Dont like change. Hidden disabilitys and all that.
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>>79308482
Disgusting perv you are
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>>79308512
Why am I a perv?
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>>79308280
Is your name Jermaine, Jamal or Tyrese by any chance?
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>>79308527
You think with your penis
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>>79308539
Just natural. You must be a queer.
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>>79308506
just change the theme
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Done my last wank of October, that's me all ready for NNN now. Made it 2 weeks in last year before I started having issues with pissing cos of it (I think I have an enlarged prostate). We'll see how it goes this year.
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Reported this thread to MI5. Enjoy.
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Reported this thread to DWP. Enjoy.
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Reported this thread to Mrs. Flynt. Enjoy your detention, chuds.
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>>79308556
You NN lads are retarded. You can reduce porn consumption and still have an occasional wank.
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Me? Doing sober november instead
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>>79308624
It's just a challenge innit. No matter what I won't ever give up wanking completely.
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New spooky edish when we ready
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>>79308640
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