Forced peace love and harmony editionold:>>79293006Thread question: looking forward to anything this week anon?
Not really I guess there was an infinity tournament on saturday but I hardly remember the rules and haven't managed to paint at all so I won't be going. I'll play ready or not with e friends tmrw, hopefully it's fun. Not much else I guess.
>>79303507Looking forward to sonic adventures stream tomorrow, playing few games and trying to make tomorrow feel spooky somehow. I'll likely fail but whatever.
baseball game and football gamealso wanted to get a weed vape to help me transform
I, Brad "Noodles" Michele Davidson, still a member in good standing of the /r9gay/ clubDo solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate twinks and not play with themOr talk to them unless I have to, and especially, never fall in loveAnd if I do may I die slowfully and painfully and suffer for hoursOr until I scream bloody murder!
I kinda wish someone would saw all my limbs off and burn me on a stake>>79303647Fuck you retard why are you always mean for fun when you don't actually mean what you say I hate you
im looking foirward to finally getting my neetbuycks... it has been a long week.
>>79303669 WHAT PART OF FORCED PEACE DID YOU NOT GET ANON>captcha: y nag 4
>>79303687You hurt my feelings for fun and while it isn't a big deal for you it does matter to me take responsibility
I was going through my meme folder and re-discovered this gem named "meow".
>>79303507Looking forward to a bike ride in the woods and going to therapy for the first time. One or both should make me feel better.
>>79303669Let's be nice in this thread ok ^_^>>79303685Goodluck with that>>79303695I'm sorry but that wasn't me so I can't take responsibility for that post. I don't want to hurt your feelings but you are always mean hypocrite W
why no scary op pic for all hallows eve? now the bpdemons will surly find this thread since you failed to ward them away! (o~o)
>>79303914That's not true, just most of the time. You don't care and you don't have to care that your pasttime of irony poisoned meanness made me sad. You don't even know if I'm telling the truth. But I wanted to say it regardless because I feel sad and vulnerable for other reasons and I know that you can be nice so it makes me sad that you are so mean and not even because you want to be mean but because you want to act like that for fun. I hope you respond seriously in one way or another but you probably won't which is even more sad
>>79303664>hate twinks and not play with themespecially if they want you to play nuclear throne or super animal royal that's when the evil twinks at at their trickiest
>>79303926I like horror though it's nice
Meow I'm tired and confused I wanna be kept as a pet and treated nicely and protected and given love and attention meow I'm sad sniff
>>79303848I laughed too hard at this dumb cat>>79303926for some reason when I made it I thought Halloween is tomorrow they can be spoopy next thread but that logic doesn't really hold up now, I'm not good with time
pretty good coloring and overall style, shame it's wasted on tranny-esque pieces of cartoonish characters doing memeish things
>>79304033>tranny tranny trannyWhy do you have to put this in everything
>>79304054he has an inferiority complex
because trannies tend to make that specific sort of art, similar to how breakcore etc appeals to troons, like sewerslvt for example, decent music but he does come off like a weird e-troon
>>79304070No like I don't understand why you have to talk about trannies all the time it's kinda grating, don't you have anything else you like to think about? Something you like? Anything?
>>79304054More like why do trannies have to insert themselves into everything
>>79304089YOU ARE THE ONE MAKING IT ABOUT TRANNIES YOU ARE PUTTING THE TRANNIES IN MY THREAD RIGHT NOW AAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
>tfw no wolfboy bf to chase children and the elderly and other cute boys withhttps://voca.ro/1mBkfCAXDVTn
I don't talk about trannies all the time, I just happened to point out a specific art style that I correlate with trannies, and you're having a freakish meltdown over it
>>79303959Well Idk if you're trolling me or if you'll turn around and kick me as soon as I say I'm sorry (you're not obligated to accept an apology but it's not the same as being rude or whatever) or act in a non antagonistic way but if I made you sad I am honestly sorry because that's not my intention. And I do care, as in I'd rather make someone laugh and have a positive interaction even when arguing than making them feel bad. I don't think you care about my opinions and they are irrelevant. But I understand it can have an effect I don't intend and I take responsibility.I like to use hyperbole and you're kinda right. I hope you feel better in general.
Feeling anxious is exhausting but its making it so I can't sleep. I wish there was a button to push that would stop me thinking.
>>79304089I see people who hate trannies talk about them and about being a tranny far more than anybody else so that's not the issue I think>>79304098I'm not having a meltdown, I'm just tired of people repeating the word tranny over and over and over again in situations where nobody asked
>>79304121Meow yeah thanks I know you're not a bad person but it's hurtful not because you're mean but because it feels like you're meaner than you need to be because it makes the conversation more amusing or something. I could obviously be wrong that's just the feeling I got and I wanted to say it because I was overall feeling down
>>79304023that's ok, we can spook from 8pm and all day nov 1st!
oh fuck off you schizo
i should just wear a sign that says tranny for halloween that would be SUpeR ScAwrY and not at all boring to seethe about 24/7
>>79304089I think people really overuse this. I've seen it used for when x group enjoys anime for example. They are "inserting themselves" into a fandom or whatever simply by enjoying a hobby?
Meow I like smiling and having fun and smoking cigs (not for nicotine, to butt them on myself[it makes me happy])
I can't believe none of you laughed at my post. It was funny.
>>79304203I think the critique is fair if x group is enjoying a hobby while irrelevantly expressing their identity, like if I went to a comic club wearing a shirt that said "hey look I'm a WHITE individual" it would probably incite some reactions and lead to people questioning why I felt the need to wear that shirt
>>79304213was it the vocaroo one
>>79304213i laughed.maybe...best post in this bread so far is brad's oath and i would make a voca of it but i hate my boyvoice too much maybe someone with a nice boyvoice will make one.
>>79304213Which one >>79304233Okay but is that relevant to this case where I was whining as usual and someone commented the Image I posted "nice art style too bad it's TRANNY art for TRANNIES"like if that's what you feel is important to discuss about that go ahead I just find people wanting to talk about trannies all the time for no reason kinda tiresome
should I get some candy at the store tomorrow to hand out to the trick or treaters? Is it a bad idea for a single, ugly older fat man to hand out candy on Halloween? Or should I do the the old put it all in a bowl with a 'take x number' sign?
One rotted off anal cyst per childGive them pierogi
>>79304290No one cares as long as you're not like poorly dressed or something, take x sign is just less work in general though
>>79304146Yeah no need to justify yourself. You can say whatever you want for whatever reason (probably?). Correct yeah I'm just trying to make it fun for myself by being silly and whatnot. You usually insult me and talk shit so I do the same. It's probably annoying for you if i answer a question in a way you find insincere (like with a joke). But I try to always answer honestly if someone asks again or whatever. If you're ever bothered by something I say you can let me know and I won't continue being mean. But you also don't get to continue taking shit after the fact, you know? It doesn't make me happy to see you sad, you're not that bad of a guy overall
no I think you're just having a meltdown over how I brought up the art style (rather the subject of the art style to be precise) that I think is most often done by trannies, and the larger portion of my criticism was that it's a shitty lazy thing that ruins the potential of the art stylebut no you naturally just hyperfixated on the one single word that is le TRANNY, not the main portion that's talking about the potential qualities the art style could possibly create if the tranny artists didn't always choose to lazily waste it on shitty memeish subjects for the sake of social media updoots
>>79304290either way i'd probably just put a bowl out because i want to curl up on the couch with some spooky movies but handing them out and seeing any good costumes that there migbt be could be fun too. my mom is anti giving out candy because youtube showed her a bunch candy theives taking the whole bowl a few years ago so she won't leave it unattended but also doesn't want to stay by the door to give it out.
>>79304333but it never happened to her??? Mom is a little silly
>>79304346>Mom is a little sillytrue. my main dog in the fight is i want the left over candy and i also want to carve pumpkins so i'm thinking i'll have to put my jack-o-lantern out after the curfew and then try to buy candy the next day when hopefully it might be on sale
>>79304314No meow I am a bad guy and I'm not trying enough besides this whole thing is based on my paranoid delusions>>79304317I'm really not having a meltdown. I'm just tired of people overusing the word tranny. Have you considered that it's not "shitty memeish subjects for updoots" and something they actually want to make? Not everything has to be about trannies. Learn some other words please.
>>79304333the last couple years mom was here she used the bowl and no one took it all, there was even a little left over at the end of the night.
see how you're still freakishly obsessing over the one single word that triggered you?
>>79304413I wouldn't be talking about it at all if you could describe things you dislike with actual words instead of braindead slop
>>79304381>this whole thing is based on my paranoid delusionsI can only guess what you mean but that doesn't make it any less real for you. It just sucks I guess. And you're just too hard on yourself most of the time. It's really late why aren't you sleeping? Why aren't I sleeping?
I did, twice. The style itself bears potential and quality, and is wasted on the cheap efforts of trannies trying to farm social media attention instead of genuinely exploring the limits of it by making effortful piecesI already spoke this out, twice, and in response you were too busy shitting yourself over the word tranny
Also this isn't about the usage of it here, I've just recently noticed in multiple threads I frequent that people will go on tirades about trans people out of the blue and just keep going and going or use it constantly as a descriptor for just about anything
>>79304444Can't sleep because anxiety and if you wanna do something small to make me feel better about it think a bit on why that discusssion made me more sad than calling me fat or retarded or whateverNo pressure tho>>79304450And I responded that that's stupid and irrelevant point that still has nothing to do with trannies and extrapolates a ton from something very limited just to get mad at your favorite buzzword people again. Why are you repeating the same thing that wasn't relevant to begin with and I replied to already? You kinda slow? Brain not getting enough oxygen?
>>79304158Maybe name who you're talking about you vagueposting whore
>hyperfixates on trannies once again while completely ignoring the discussion regarding artchrist just kill yourself already
>>79304444And to specify: I'm not asking for an answer to the inquiry, i'm asking you to in your mind for yourself try to understand where I'm coming from, if just a little. I'm going to sleep, I have a lecture in the morning. Nini.
>>79304484Maybe because you think I was being fake while arguing? Or is it because youre insecure about using "that" but I don't think that makes sense since then you would be insecure about being called fat or insane too, right? I'm a bit braindamaged and eepy
>>79304518There isn't much to discuss about " this art style is good but the artist is bad because they are doing what they want to do and to me it means they MUST be callously pandering to [the object of my hopeless obsession]". I'm genuinely sorry but there simply isn't anything there. You repeating the same thin again and again and never explaining why the usage of the word tranny was important or even in any way pertinent. Just give it a rest, will you? I'm not asking for much, I think. Just stop talking about trannies all thread long. Please
>>79304521Oh if it's about that then you're scared your potential bf would judge you for that, right? Good night. I should sleep too or game idk
again, it's not that they're pandering to trannies, that was never part of my point nor part of anything I've said, just goes to show how retarded you genuinely arethe point is that trannies in specific tend to fall into this kind of behavior, you're just so braindead focused on the one single word you're not comprehending anything else. the usage of the word TRANNY was to emphasize that, often, TRANNIES, tend to waste their artistic capabilities for the sake of farming cheap social media engagement, and I had to use the word TRANNY because that is the specific group of people I'm referring to, TRANNIES
>>79304546No, because I want to believe people are better than that. If it applies to just me then it's whatever, I've heard worse. If it's such a widely applicable and (in my opinion) unfair standard it hurts a lot more. It also feels like stupid hetero wife-I-hate rhetoric and I wish gay people didn't have to act like the straights, especially like that. And like I explained in the previous one I'm afraid of my fbf hating me for something I like to do or want to do and me being lonely again even if it's better to be alone than to be with someone who hates you for liking having long hair or short hair or wanting earrings or a tongue piercing etc.Sorry
>>79304590>It was never my point which is why I made it the crux of my point YawnGoodnight please consider what I say instead of just repeating the same thing for the fifth time please it's not a big ask imo talk about something you like instead for once please
what the fuck are you tards spewing about i just want to play free shooters with cute anons
>>79304605Give it a whack it's losing connection again, maybe the antenna is broken or something
>has the audacity to say goodnightmy god what a crude joke of a "human being" you are, you disgusting filthy fucking dog with no backbone, you'd turn and drop to your knees the moment you feel like anyone might start giving you positive attention, I'm sure you already do it halfway with negative attention toodesperate, disgusting retarded attention whore, choke in your sleep and die you weirdo faggot
>>79304605I wanted to play animal royale mcchicken the other day but you were walking the dog then the next day I was too busy but then also felt anxious about it and stuff so I pretended I was not posting in the thread
I like when anons say something like I can't believe everyone ignored what I said, only to ignore everyone who asked what he said. interesting behavior.
>>79304097Volks was bestboy and anyone who says otherwise can fuck themselves
>>79304642ding dong ditching isn't unusual behavior on 4chin thoughbeitever
>>79304593I get that and sorry I made you lose faith in humanity (joke) but keep in mind my (alleged) standards won't hurt anyone because I won't be applying them to anyone.
>>79304621well i'm available now
>>79304683and the magic word?
>>793046901 more apex round
>>79304696yeah fine whatever just drop an invite code when you're done
>>79304709the magic word is 1vyh
>>79304720how do I type is there no party chat wtf
>>79304728there's no chat on not-pc for some unknown reason
>>79304683My favorite tea is chamomile
>>79304737I like cats more than I like dogs but shitbulls are worse than anything and should be put down
>>793047723ds also got mauled by his own shitbull recently if I remember right
that was NOT my fault sorry
i swear i'm good at this game i'm better at apex though
>>79304842I am proudly horrible at both but my movement shines in apex where I land 0% of my shots and just keep rezzing my teammates
>>79304854i got like 14 kills on the halloween gun game mode a few matches ago
>>79304865sweaty ass
>tfw no bf to watch star trek with until I am calm enough to be placed in our bed
>>79304871>3rd placei told you i was good
>>79304917we literally got our asses handed over
>>79304924did you see me juke those shots for the cupgrade tho.
pro-tip. If you ever find yourself doing sexual stuff with a horny straight/"bi-curious" guy, try not to make him cum first. There's a good chance that he'll recoil in shame and disgust during his post-cum refractory period. Get the most out of him that you can while he's still horny and eager for release, try to cum first.
>>79304939 I don't understand why my boyfriend would be straight thats weird?
>>79304939I'd be surprised to find myself doing sexual stuff with anyone but I'll remember that if I bed a "straight" man
>>79304929kek it was good, I can't believe I fucking died in the zombie survival mode
i watched you die in real time that was sad
BIG WIN DUDE HOLY SHIT MASSIVE WIN WE GOT IT YO
>>79303507>Looking forward to anything this week anon?I get paid the first, mom says we can go to Burger King to get the purple whopper, she said we can also get the chicken bigmac from McDonald's, gonna buy groceries when I get paidI'd love to spend time with a tall guy and cuddle if the feeling was right and everything inside me lined up
>>79304974You can start by sucking his dick first, show him how good it feels and get him nice and horny, but do not let him climax! Have him suck your dick, which he should be eager to in his heightened horny state. Only after he makes you cum, you can choose to finish giving him a blowjob or letting him fuck you (if you're into that)
I'm gay but also lazy and selfish. If you make me cum first I'm liable to just roll over and go to sleep, leaving you to take care of yourself.
HOW DOES IT TAKE 10 FULL SECONDS TO NOT EVEN RELOAD THE SMG DUDE WTF
>>79304646yep, he really knows just what to say to make a guy swoon! although really i think they're all good quality boys i wish the bf had them in stock irl <3 (o.O) <3!
>>79305084You need to be treated like a straight dude then
that was so cute the ending
cats are known for their camoflauge abilities
I need to grab a couple cigs I'll brb
also that squad wipe was freaking le epic. i told you i was good.
you literally just bullied underage girls on the internet look at their names
this mf recording our games? cute
>>79305133nah those are actually tranny names
I just needed proof for the cyberbullying case
boys are actually boyplaying with eachother not just O_o not just saying they boywill and then making boyexcuses not to o_O??? das ist sehr wunderboy!
LAST ONE I really need to hit the bed afterwards my eyes are burning
the chicken pirates won
okay you're really gonna dress up like *that*
>>79304646Bibbit are u still in the thread
use the coupon "dayofthedead" before you goand also "love" and "froggy" and "nlss"
yes white mexican dresses are cute
we tore through that hallway then you got melted as soon as we seperated. really says a lot about society
thanks for tagging along boyo that was fun I hope we can play more later when I'm not feeling gravely ill
>>79305297I am truly embarrassed that I happen to get carried by a mobile player
>>79305300if i can find a mic we can play apex with better comms
>>79305313on the next episode of r9gayming
>r9gay finally gets a game night>it's apex legends
I'm too old to play zoom zoom hero shooters. Play something for old farts like me.
>>79305473twow
>>79305473Meet me at the mahjong table geezer
>>79305329i found a working mic
>>79305534TOMORROW I need to sleep and hopefully have the flu symptoms go away
they changed a lot since the last time i played. body shields no longer spawn and dead enemy shields are replaced with shield cores. still not entirely sure how they work. also replicators are no longer a marketplace and now give 1 free item per use. and legends get 1 choice of 2 upgrades for the first 2 shield level ups. very interesting.
also the akimbo is new. i think that used to be a hop-up before. it definitely looks cool but i think i prefer normal weapons
For 10 million dollars, would you rather suck off a fat 5'3" volcel, a 3'11" dwarf man, or a 5'2" Down's syndrome guy. All of them are well endowed (thick 7" uncut cock, with a ballsack the size of a small apple)
>>79305628I'd rather kill you with hammers
More relaxed now so I may sleep yet. Cooking sweet potato curry for myself now.
>>79305628Can I do all 3 for 30mil?
>>79305628The 3'11 dwarf man sounds awesome idk wth you're talking about.https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=NCDni5QAAOsR7DR7
Am I weird for being a bottom and wanting to get fucked but not wanting to suck dick at all? It just seems so gross.
>>79305771yes weird but not a big deal really
>>79305735The guy who played Thorin is gay isn't he? His bf is a lucky man
I want to play the new Shadow game but I am way to fucking tired. Uggghhhh blaaaahhh where is my fbf to cuddle me to sleep.
>>79305694Yes, but it happens all at the same time. >>79305735I would date a dwarf but I don't know how I'd even meet one.
The only one I wouldn't suck would be the downie, he can't really consent to it and I'm worried he'd try and choke me with it. I think I could suck a 7incher but I couldn't handle being face fucked with it.
>>79305794100000% he is so fuckin gorgeous
>>79305844Dwarfmaxxers exist anon
>>79305473its an interesting problem. i understand the desire for short-round games as dota/league games are usually around 30 mins and sometimes way more. you need a solid block of hours to get much done. but i dont like shooters at all. theyre violent and cringe. honestly the most fitting thing would be like...runescape? we could get naked and fck around in the wildy even if we werent the same level. but its not 2004 and it would feel silly starting a character now. well really i dont have time for that kind of thing anyway. my dream game for a long time has been sort of eve online but in the triremes era...when someone makes that lets all hop on it. otherwise i guess we'll just have to wait for something new to come around that isnt shooters...it will surely happen someday...
>>79305948But manlets/dwarfmaxxers =/ dwarfs/little people. A male dwarf is probably like 3'1-4'7, and manlets are 4'9-5'6.
>tfw no bf to watch the extended hobbit movies with
>>79306060What are you 8? We're watching LoTR only, the hobbit is for sissies and babies.
>>79306073was about to rant this thanks for saving me the keystrokes
ive been following this guy "glugslove" on tumblr whos solo developing an rpg with what seems to be a really wacked out number of abilities and things. sort of reminds me of kirby and the crystal shards.
>tfw nobody to watch Star Wars with>tfw nobody to play lightsaber duel with afterwards
who's your lotr husbando? Hard mode, no aragorn or legolas.Mine's theoden.
>>79306121Sauron
>Star Trek bf>LoTR bfchoose one
>>79306073LoTR only would be better Hobbit movies were bad but I was young and excited when they released so that makes me like them>>79306121Faramir
>>79306121It's still Thorin
>>79306137Never seen any Star Trek material ever, and I've only watched, not read LoTR. Star Wars EU bf all day. But we can't actually be boyfriends, that's too gay for me.>>79306121Samwise. Every other answer is wrong.
>>79306137I'm a Trekkie and enjoy LoTR so either would do fine
>>79306080Well you thanked me so I dunno if I saved you much, you're welcome anyhow.>>79306146I also like objectively bad movies from my childhood.>>79306167Whatchu think of the Hapes Consortium?
>>79306217Hey babe, I can speak Sindarin and Klingon
tfw only really like the star wars prequels and the hobbit novel, dropped the lotr movies like an hour before it ended I think whenever sam and frodo were buddy buddy with gollum
>>79306218no i was gonna go on a long rant about how the hobbit movies have the same shitty comic relief moments every five seconds as cape movies tend to, it was gonna be really long
>>79306218>Whatchu think of the Hapes Consortium?Tenel Ka is cool as fuck, I always liked her rancor tooth lightsaber. What do you think of the Old Republic?
I've only watched the sw movies (Pt+OT the ST never happened) and never read any of the EU books. am I cool enough for a sw bf?
anyone else not even like star wars that much but 6 hour lore compilations on youtube because it's good background noise and fascinating for their autism when they do listen in, I do the same thing with warhammer
>>79303507I hate GodFucking forcing me to go for other men in order to not be aloneI hope you die
>>79306336How does nobody else hate themselves here? Dont you want to rip your skin off?
>>79306239Impressive most impressive. For my part I can speak English and use a translator>>79306333I watch videos about the expanded universe. The movies are fun but haven't read one of the star wars books. Long lore videos are really relaxing.
>>79306319Who's your favorite character?>>79306333I haven't actively liked Star Wars since the first sequel movie, soi guess I'm in the same boat as you but I don't watch lore videos. I just used to read all of the books and comics.
which of the sw yters do you like most? I've been kinda out of it for a while but I remember watching eckhart's ladder and sw comics unleashed (I think that I was the name) in the past.
>>79306280Yea no you're right, they're painful to have to sit through.>>79306304I feel like the old republic consumes too much attention in the EU. It's good, and I love darth revan and malak as much as any good EU fanboy, but I get tired of the constant jedi and sith feuds a lot of the time. Part of the reason I liked the mandalorian is because it doesn't focus on force wielders as much.
it's of questionable cannon but bioware ruined revan in swtor.
Bioware ruins everything
eheu viae mundum ambuleatur. iam multior amicas faces a imagines in locus antiquitarum. o belli astrarum! habiteamus illas, ut illas ameamus si falsas, tenemus verite.
>>79306370anon I don't think you're gay we love the idea of being with other men here
>>79306453Is this latin or something?
>>79306457So what im i? Prison gay?
>>79306469I mean not even if you don't even want to be with a guy you're just mad at women or something idk
>tfw no bf to have dinner with before we fall asleep
>>79306461optimum possum
>>79306471I mean i would like to be with a guy because im very mad at woman
when did meow first get obsessed with possums?
>>79306550Yeah but you talk about it like it's something bad or gross you are suffering though, being with a guy should make your heart flutteror feel like it would make you happy or comforted or something
>>79306581It doesI just idk
>>79306603I'm pretty sure I know you anon and if I do you're pretty young, you don't need to be in such a rush to figure all this out. Take your time to consider everything
>>79306616You know me?How? Who am i?
>>79306653cause you always post okasa and talk about the same view subjects mainly autism and lately trans/gay
>>79306664YeahYeah thats me
Would you date a jewish boy?
I gave up finding a bf and made a tulpa ama
>>79306897Do you know you ruined your life yet or are you still in the honeymoon phase
>>79305362hop on nec->>79306304VISAS BARRK888HW, epic
>>79303559yeah i think i'll sleep all day today nothing really going on. this time of year is sooo boooring xp ~(0.0)~
>>79306873I am jewish, not proud tho
>>79307069kms when i forget to attach the image AND forget incognito is a no-noas i was saying, hop on ne-
>>79306897what is your tulpas name? does he have a favorite color? has he ever tried to eat you? and finally what kind of boyish things do you like to do with your tulpa?
Sniffle I'm tired sniffle where bf sniffle >>79306554I don't remember
>>79306873Only if I (arab) always get to top and hatefuck them and call them a pathetic parasite.
jewish boys are really picky and would probably never date any of us unless it's just ethnically but he doesn't actually practice the culture then he's probably chill
I've been trying really hard lately but I feel disjointed in my self still, I think I'm cooked hug your future bfs a little harder for me anons
>>79307204That's not very nice now is it
>tfw no arab bf to hatefuck me for being le infidel amerimutt
>>79307215>hug your future bfs a little harder for me anonsanon, if i hug you too hard you might pop.
>>79307219It makes for good sex is what it is>>79307232You're gonna pay for your imperialism. By which I mean I'm gonna colonize your ass with my penius.
>>79307259You can't cheatcode my doomer post like that anon, I really want a hard hug now it's been ten years it's worth getting popped
>>79305628When I was a Freshman in highschool (13-14yo) I sucked off a Senior Downs guy (18yo) that I met when I joined the best buddies program for like 5 months. Can I claim the 10 million dollars?
>>79307315Yeah IF your bf likes that so probably not. Don't be abusive right? Not a huge ask, no?
I keep having to rearrange my junk when sitting... simply can't find a comfortable place to put it
>>79307345Dude what the fuck kind of circumstances led you to that? For 5 months no less?
Its 4:23am EST and I am wide awake thinking and looking up Scollace pics. Ohhh where art thou Scollace bf to listen to indie rock with and cuddlein bed to try to get me to go back to sleep as to not ruin my sleep seclude? The answer is. . . NOWHERE ;_____;
>>79307354Not if he's Jewish no
>>79307452Racism is not cool bro be better
>>79307380>joined Best Buddies because my homeroom teacher recommended it to me since I was shy/didn't talk to anyone >sign up for it with my counselor >only have to meet 1 day a week>head to the bungalows to meet my buddy "J">J seemed normal and didn't talk like his speech was messed up>aside from how he looked, you probably couldn't tell he had downs without looking>talk about video games, he does most of the talking >we talk about spare time, he said he jerks off a lot>don't really know what to say to that, so I just say me too and lunch ends >meet him next week during lunch>hang out in the back corner of library at a computer obscured from the front by a bookshelf>just sitting and laughing at memes on memebase>J kisses me on the cheek>I freeze up because I'm shocked >he kisses me again on the lips, starts holding my hands >he surprisingly strong, so much that I couldn't get him off meTo clarify, I hadn't really hit my growth spurt, so I was 5'2 skinnyfat to his 5'5 widechubby>he kissee me for like 5 mins>tell him to stop before we're seen>he says to move to the library restroom since it's empty>he whips out his dick>it's about 5 inches uncut and thicker than my hand can hardly wrap around it>he asks me to suck it>scared of how much stronger he is than me so I do>he cums in my mouth and I throw up >he picks up my chin and tells me to never spit it out again>lunch ends and he just says see you later like none of it happened >start meeting everyday next week because he said so>same thing: suck and swallow in the bathroom and then look at memes >I'm used to it, and start to like it>after 3 months we do this at his house after school >it's a nice house, his parents are rich>once day he said he wants to fuck me because he's graduating soon>think to myself "why not" >it's stupid painful, I'm trying not to scream>didn't even notice he cums>he holds me and says sorry >he moves to Florida after graduation I'd like the 10mil please.
>>79305628The volcel probably especially if they all are equally hung and fat-balled
>>79307553I'd like to clarify that it's been over 10 years since this happened, and he hasn't texted me or messaged on any social media since 2013. I also blame him for effectively ruining my self esteem and making me gay.
>>79307553Dude I'm so sorry for you being raped hopefully you're okay now
Nya slaughter bosnians nya
>>79307585I would say I'm fine, but I'm really not. I'm posting on 4chan and it's almost 3am after all.
>>79307662Hopefully you get to work through it some day, stay strong
>>79307605Slaughter yourself fucking stupid whore
>>79307785Nya kys meow nya
>>79307553>>79307582Jesus Christ man that's awful. I guess you can take solace in the fact that he's definitely alone or in jail by now if he acted like that.
>>79307328best i can do is virtual for now but maybe it could be in person someday, who knows!<(^-^)> *hugs*
>wake up>realize I have no pxlfag boyfriend in my arms>go back to sleep
I have a sudden urge to hear voice clips of every anon here saying 'holy guacamole'
>>79307967oh my goodnesshttps://voca.ro/1oc4JU1WNxAh
>>79307967I don't know why anyone would want this but here you go product is sold as is and seller takes no responsibility for damages to ears or mental health from interacting with this recording.https://voca.ro/1ofVmWAH03zq
>>79307790Nya no u cringe weakling whore>GAYYYG
I was too scare of becoming a whore and I ran out of time, I became a wizard I'm old and lost my looks while still being a virgin I have nothing left but my personalityI'm this close to installing grindr but I'm still socially inept, I feel ugly and the shame is too strong, I don't have the balls to tell anyone I'm a gay virgin bottom in my 30s, I am fucked.
I'd rather die a virgin than have emotionless sex that hurts and makes me insane meow
fuck I am loosing my mind at 5 am, havent gotten any sleep in 3 days>>79308072I need to find a bf then, I am going crazy, im desperate
>>79308080Nobody will ever find a boyfriend it's a myth, fiction
>>79308090This. Boyfriends are a work of fiction, have you EVER seen someone out there who actually has one? The term is a made up plot by the glowtribe in order to depress and disenfranchise young men to make them kill themselves.WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>79308090>>79308109Shut up, you are not real
Guess wjat gays I'm still lonely and touch starved where bf who climbs into my bed with me and cuddles with me waa
>>79307967I'll do my besthttps://voca.ro/128qi8Dagjl2
*grabs your spleen* gibs me dat meow
This would be so very peak, annoying and frustrating a man so hard and he can't do anything about it haha it would be so fun seeing that he's seething hard internally but can't do anything to me
>>79307967https://voca.ro/18OQYRFDAlBp
I wish someone would save me by loving me and not leave me even though I'm hard to deal with and act weird and super sensitive
Sonic adventure has so many good songs, especially credits for characters. Sonic games in general have great music, I wish I was more into the games.Right now playing The Rocky Horror Show Video Game And it's surprisingly fun. Gaming has been going great lately ^_^
Who tryna save me yay where bf blablaa I'm not particularly cute or well behaved but I am trying my pbest
Question for the 3DS shota:If, purely hypothetically, we were to get within meeting-up distance to one another, would you settle for a date with me? Mind you not a full blown relationship but just a date.Also if not, then would you permit we cuddle and snuggle for a like an hour? Although snuggles without a date makes you kind of a slut...
>calls a normal height adult man shotaKys thanks
Question for bunnypedo:Do you want american boy to bomb your bussy or protect it from serbinyan invaders? How many times did you tell dutchie to stop talking to you and how many times you asked him to come back? You boyish boyboy
>>79307989>>79307998>>79308316You guys actually did it... you all have cute voices and you made my day, thank you nonnies, very cool>>79308164I am coming for your motherfucker
Meow save me waa mepw lonely waa wa
>>79308641thank you for the compliment
>you ever find yourself doing sexual stuff with a horny straight/"bi-curious" guy, try not to make him cum first.You should post that in /de(gay)gen/
And I am awake after sleeping again. Which one of you wants to be my bf on Halloween and watchreally shitty horror flics (their all bad) and cuddle? No one? Guess its me and me this year again ho boi!
i mean it's none of my business BUT imagine if a certain someone took as much effort with his personal/professional/social life as he does with his legs u_u
>>79303507I am going to comic con later this week (got tickets as a birthday gift) still waiting for anons to give me suggestions or something all I got was take photo with a cute cosplayer(s?) (maybe I actually will do this one if my social anxiety doesn't kill me) and buy a fumo which yeah sure why not.
>>79308653You're welcome although it was just a general empty compliment but honest>>79307989 likes Lucario and long cuddles>>79307998 has the hottest moans in bed>>79308164 likes to be collared and leashed and have his balls crushed>>79308316 power bottom and unawakened sadism
>>79308718I don't like pokemon but your are absolutely correct on the long cuddles
https://voca.ro/1bDtRocUMooq
>>79307967Here's your holy guacamole. https://voca.ro/1e6IsYO7PcCQ
>>79308599>>79308641>>79308718https://voca.ro/1124ro6MEYvn
>>79308778ugh ok, I guess you are my little pogchamp anon
>>79308609dirty little spic is 5'4 thougheverbeit
>tfw no bf who likes deep sea animals as much as do
>>79308641>I'm coming for youYou don't need to tell me that weirdo
>>79308796Yeah, that's not a child height at all. It's just one inch less than me and I am tall?
>tfw I'm a 6'4 bottomWhat the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>79308810i see kids coming home from school taller than me
>>79308821Stop being retarded and thinking it matters
reminder that if you do not ctrl+alt print+screen or screen capture your captcha it never happened
>>79308797that one fish with a transparent head is kinda neat, weirdly human-like though
>>79308833Yeah there are lots of weird and funky animals down there but I think most are badass and cool (or cute.)
>>79308821stop.. ffs stop all this height nonsense... tall guys can be cute and hot and also bottoms... small men can be tops/doms and masc... stop it with this drawing lines defining gay shit. this is what makes people think gay is only a degenerate fetish and not extracorporeal love.
>>79308821Let me fuck you please please please please please
>>79308826>>79308844But it does matter. The only people on Grindr that message me are short tops (4'8 the shortest, 5'5 the tallest) into size difference. I would hate to think how worse it would be if I was even a little taller. I don't even have the option of being a top because my dick is only 4 inches.>>79308859What are your hobbies? How tall are you/ how big is your dick?
>>793088705'8 7 inches and I like birdwatching and playing music.
Unfortunately you are correct, it does matter. This is why fetishists are the reason i sometimes consider not ever being gay. Gays like that make me disillusioned with the my state of homosexuality. are you a lover of men or are you some fetish fucker who likes men under your strict psychical preference? i understand people who do not like unhealthy individuals like someone obese, or anorexic. Straights have that going on too and it is logical, but really... the idea a bottom has to be small dainty and effeminate is fucking tiring and really filters out a lot of the other bottoms and tops.
>>79308835Are giant squids deep sea folk? I found them quite alluring when I was smaller. I think it had something to do with the whole Kraken myth and stuff. Albeit they're usually depicted as more of an octopus than squid. Also what do you think made the big bloop (https://youtu.be/OBN56wL35IQ)?
>>79305844>I would date a dwarf but I don't know how I'd even meet oneThis thread desu. Average height is around 5'5
>>79308878Are you only talking to me because I'm a tall bottom? Where are you in the US? Are you ok with a half white half filipino?
>>79308906Yes midwest yes
>>79308870>grindrGee I wonder what the problem could beAlso top/bottom based on characteristics instead of what you find hot and enjoyable is super mega cringe>>793089045 feet 5 inches is tall.
how to deal with boyish boys in school?
>>79307345>>79307553I wish there was a way I could just magically know a bottom's past without asking so I could know to avoid them ahead of time.
>>79308944>first yesWhy would you answer yes to that when that's specifically what I wanted to avoid?>>79308972Yeah I know it's my fault for using Grindr. I haven't met up with anyone on it since I started using it in 2018.
>>79308979absorb their youthful humor and attitude it revitalizes the grizzled men we have become inside our hearts.
>>79308980Because you don't want damaged goods or because you couldn't compare to a thick cocked downie retard?
I am 26, almost 27 and I just added a top from grindr on discord a little younger than me that is 3 miles away... wtf am I doing with my dumb life...
>>79309029To me sleeping with a fat down syndromed retard is on the same level as sleeping with a nigger
>>79309035Just make sure he actually wants a real relationship and to be bfs before you fuck
>>79309060I don't know if I want a relationship, I think we both just want fwb. I don't feel romantic feelings (I think?) towards others.
>>79309070So you're a worthless hole and a whore get out the thread bitch nigga
>>79308778nice thanks for the fap material
>>79309043Actually, it's cleaner. There's no risk of disease with a downie, unless it's possible for him to pump his cum into you and give you extra chromosomes.
>>79309081Your opinion is meaningless, homosexual romance is boring... I'd rather just fuck, cum and move on.
>>79309083why do you get off to being called such harsh things
>>79309086Still slept with a fat downy retard
I get off on men talking about me like I'm a piece of meat that they also deeply hate
>>79309122Pretty typical for someone chronically online desu
i want to be insulted while 3ds sits on my face please
>>79306333I liked listening to mauler shit talk star wars few years back
>>79309116>Still slept with a fat downy retardNo difference between that and sleeping with someone from here.
>>79309015I don't like lying, if we're gonna fuck I wanna be up front about why.
I don't like dying in games. I don't like no instant respawn when I die either. If I have to die and if that section is hard then at least let me learn something from it, like enemy placements, abilities and such. This is why I hate muh randomly generated rouglite slop.
>>79309129Nah I'm just ttaumatized and retarded
Imagine having a boy so tall that you can suck him and rim him while standing up
>>79309179Wow that sucks, I told someone I was traumatized and they said so is everyone else, this is the state of the world I guess... good luck recovering.
>>79307553>got a boner while reading this up until the part with anal where none of them probably used lube>tfw I wish it was me that got used by a down syndrome guyJesus how far gone am I
>>79307380Gays try not to be degenerate whores challenge: impossible
>>79309165Well I live in California so you're probably too far away anyways. Sorry.
nooooo bunnyanon don't piss yourself again your mom will have to clean it aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>79309184r9gayanons be like >I hit my growth spurt I went from 3'4 to 5'3 :D
>>79309111sadism because I imagine putting the brat in his placeyeah I should stop
>>79308072Wow a based meowpost
>>79309298this is a based post i approve
>>79309226Yeah that's true but there's levels yanno>>79309298Brat taming is so cringe lol imagine letting a faggot get under your skin how fucking pathetic is that>>79309350Yay
i sprayed cologne twice and don't smell it on my clothes anymore but i sprayed perfume once and i still smell it a day later in the air
I'm straight but wish that I was gay. Gay bros don't understand but women treat men horribly.
>>79309372>levelsSo I have been told the last 25+ years of my life now
>>79309390>Gay bros don't understand but women treat men horribly.a lot of us are bi gay-leaning actually and do understand
>bosnian returns>immediately baits voicesluts.
>>79308827Oh man I miss having to solve captcha, shame I have the pass now :(
>>79309400Meow what a weird thing to say I don't understand
>>79308844Insanely based post but people care about that and also dick size although none of it should dictate your sexual life. We live in a sad world.
>>79309413>a lot of us are bi gay-leaning actually and do understandIt's just so hard. It's a myth that women are easy to please. Men are much simpler creatures.>bi gay-leaningYou guys go through a lot of shit and I get that but yall don't have to court women. Being a straight man is a nightmare.
Attention whoring to the maximum here. Probably will get banned by a tranny janny. But here's my halloween costume. I didn't wear it anywhere and it would've been miles better if I had the little sonichu medallion but I am POOR right now! I hope everyone else has had/is having a good halloween. What did you guys dress up as if you did?
>>79309451being a monogamous gay is even worse
>>79309456i found a bloodstained white dress shirt earlier and wore it under a black knit sweater and that was my vampire schoolboy costume or something
>>79309457>being a monogamous gay is even worseTell me about it queen.
Having a bf who is as tall as me would be nice having a one that is shorter would be cute and having a one that is taller would be improbable. Yet all of it is impossible
>>79309474i really really like that outfit choice, did you wear it anywhere exciting?
>>79309416https://voca.ro/1hnrgBzJx7Xt
>>79309492a pumpkin carving contest. both shirts are in the laundry but i might wear them tomorrow to a dia de los muertos thing but that's kind of far
>>79309456Cool story broHere's my all hallows eve costumehttps://youtu.be/Z0xgDHeCqU8?si=0xYXa9bJKuiuW8wC
>>79309498"yes, anon, fucking me while I play really helps my rhythm"
>we both use Prozac>we both like roguelikesI think it could work out
>>79309506if it's something you want to go to, go. who cares it its far! it might be insanely worth it>>79309511i love this outfit actually. okay mr kool aid man
>>79308904I feel bad for any anon here under 5'5. I was about 5'8 when I was 11 and 6'1 when I was 14. If I didn't develop bad living habits around high school I'd probably be even taller right now. Not that it matters since my dick is small.
Meow where bf who likes me meow
>really cold outside first time in a while>getting darkMaybe going on a long walk in the Forrest wasn't the best idea. At least my stomach is doing better for now.
>>79309379cologne tends to be less oil while perfume tends to be more oil. the oil lingers longer and has a lasting effect .
Sex is disgusting and scary. Me and my future bf will NOT have sex! ^_^
>>79309592This but unironically because I am not a lying whore ^___^
slug lyfe
I just want to be the Tails to someone's Sonic.
>>79309390>>79309413>>79309451Bottoms act like women in a lot of ways and are usually just as bad if not worse
>>79309581>>79309379so if you want to just smell good for an evening or an event use colognes, if you want to smell good throughout a day or maybe longer? depending on some. use perfumes.>>79309424too bad
>>79309615That's not true. Stop spreading bottomphobic lies NOW
>>79309615bottoms basically are women if we think about it