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Dwarf-Elf Race War Edition

Previous: >>79297113

>Thread Rules
You just lost the game
Ignore foid bait

>Thread Questions
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.

Frequently Asked Questions
>What is this thread for exactly?
This is a place for men to talk about their lives, self-improvement and other topics.
>As a woman can I post here?
Just don't cause trouble or attention whore and you should be fine.
>I'm a tranny, am I welcome?
Go to >>>/lgbt/

/male/ OP pastebin
https://rentry.co/male_gen
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reposting my post from previous thread
My quest for finding my long lost tomboy friend had come to an end, found a friend of hers of back in the day, she told me where she lives, found the house, nobody answered, left something in the mail box and that's it, that's all I could do. I can move on with my life, if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. Probably married or something anyway. I'm just gonna be sad about it for a bit today. We could have had something very special all those years ago.
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Shit, man
I feel worse for the owner than for the pets, but still, that was unnecessary
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>>79336064
>>79335973
This is r9k, man
Glad you weren't a creep
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>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
I will be joining the elves to purge the dwarven scum.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Yes madam, go ahead.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
On the surface, one may think that fingers are not dicks in the slightest. However if you question what truly constitutes a dick you will find yourself at an impasse. Afterall, fingers can be used in the vagina and achieve some similar purposes as a dick can. What does a dick exist for but going into the vagina? What even makes a dick a dick? Is it that it's made of flesh and blood? Fingers meet that requirement. That a dick has no bones? Well an erect dick is called a boner, so that's out of the window. That it is attached to your crotch area? I could just have my fingers re-attached there. Is it that the dick ejaculates? That makes sense on the surface but then you realize that there are men with no balls, that cant ejaculate and their dick is still a dick. Is it that you were born with something between your legs and therefore that thing is a dick? Well, what if I was born with a finger down there? Is it still a finger? You see, the identity of dicks are fluid in nature. I believe that many things can be dicks if they wish to be, especially fingers.
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>>79336051
Makima and Bateman? A fitting couple.
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Beardbros before earhoes.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
So you're saying that I don't need to bother killing the wench myself, good.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
You don't have 10 dicks on you, pooners, begone.
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>>79336360
It's you the vampire hater. I'll join the earhoes just to take you out. See you on the battlefield.
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>>79336051
Skincare routine chads?I use sunscreen as a moisturizer and in night I use retinol night cream and under eye cream for dark spots
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TOTAL TRANNY AND VAMPIRE INCINERATION
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>>79335960
If you left something in her mailbox, and you live in the US, that's a criminal offense. Hopefully she doesn't see you as a creep, hypothetically (worst-case scenario) she could seek charges.
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>>79336845
I wipe my face with salicylic acid then apply tretinoin and moisturizer 15 minutes after. If you're already taking finasteride, you might want to switch to dutasteride as it blocks the type 1 enzyme as well which is responsible for greasy skin.
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>>79336713
Vampire wenches are too arrogant, I'd rather date a tomboy werewolf.
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>>79336845
Wash face with water. Wash face with cleanser. Rinse. Dry face. Apply retinol serum to eyes and around nose. Apply moisturizer. Simple as.
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>>79336713
no that's not me, I dislike all nonhumans but could care less about dwarfs or elfs, my vengeance is directed to trannies, femoids and vampires.
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>>79336950
Welp, at least we agree that werewolves are a way lesser evil.
>vengeance
What did they do to you, though?
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>been cutting calories for two weeks
>weigh myself
>it hasn't changed
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>>79336985
it all started when I played vampire rain (2007)
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>>79336991
But what if you actually gained muscles?
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>>79336997
>that moeshit again
Dammit
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>>79337000
need that white pill so bad. that's gotta be it, surely.
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>>79337009
you watch your tongue you vampoid motherfucker
you wouldn't understand the horrors of vampire rain (2007)
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>>79337030
That moeshit is more vampoid than wolfoid
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>>79336074
Sorry, Mark
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>>79337038
just like kikes all vampoids have the cute aggression gene, so you are wrong.
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>>79336051
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
I like dwarfs so I'll join them. The elf's tend to be portrait as arrogant and graceful, that's not really my cup of tea though
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Bro, no. Burn that demon
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
Fingers are dicks, no doubt about that
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>>79326820
i wasnt wrong about biofem being practically dead though right. "its just a le slow general" "stop complaining" my actual ass lmao. the only thing keeping it alive is people bumping out of pity and im tired of pretending it isnt

i remember when i posted that, people, mostly nonas, threw a genuine hivemind fit. it was pretty embarrassing kek. but anyway its none of my business now. im done posting there. or on this site at all. it does seem like the last remaining people there will drag it on forever though, too much of a hassle for me though. you moids were right, it does feel forced. sorry for invading your male talk space though, rant over.

>>79326844
thats right and it makes me uncomfortable if people genuinely simp for me for that reason
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>>79336074
The state Department of Environmental Conservation took the animals Wednesday from Longo's home and animal sanctuary in rural Pine City, near the Pennsylvania border. The agency said it had gotten complaints that wildlife was being kept illegally and potentially unsafely.
State law requires people to get a license if they wish to own a wild animal. Longo has said he was working to get Peanut - also known as P'Nut or PNUT - certified as an educational animal.
The DEC and the Chemung County Health Department said Friday that the squirrel and raccoon were euthanized so they could be tested for rabies after Peanut bit someone involved in the investigation.
Longo said Saturday that he didn't see Peanut bite anyone during what he described as an hourslong, heavy-handed search. The authorities haven't spoken with him since they left the property, he said.
"Honestly, this still kind of feels surreal, that the state that I live in actually targeted me and took two of the most beloved animals on this planet away, didn't even quarantine them. They took them from my house and just killed them," he said.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-surreal-officials-euthanized-pet-squirrel-peanut-115427474
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>>79337153
Go back to Discord, zoomzoom. Jeez.
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>>79337153
Scara hello!
I would of returned to post things in biofem but my favorite femanon vanished from there...
you were on of the few nonas I liked reading the posts of but anyway hopefully you can be successful in quitting 4chan this time instead of relapsing.
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>>79337153
>im done posting there. or on this site at all.
https://youtu.be/PHgc8Q6qTjc
Please, don't come back. Thanks.
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Welp, good fucking riddance
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>>79336894
I don't live in an insane country, in my country they call that a letter
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>>79337153
one less tripshit, fuck yeah
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>>79337153
Are we still pretending that it wasn't just a LARPfest made by the /mbti/ homos? Fine , I'll play along.
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>>79337589
Fair enough, of all them (s)he was the most suspicious
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79201634/#79205603
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>>79337589
You mean /biofem/ was secretly /mbti/? I don't remember them talking about that pseudoscience crap that much.
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>>79337663
one gossip central morphed into another, with some VERY dedicated LARPs sprinkled on top
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>>79337682
>one gossip central morphed into another
...
Are we next?!
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>>79337700
>Are we next?!
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>>79337700
No, nobody gives a shit anymore.
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>>79337723
Those magic numbers scare me, but let's hope this is true
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>>79337153
>biofem is kill
>and we didn't even do anything to it
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>>79337625
For me it was OP1 and moid-chan, two characters made up to "keep you in the dark". Even the most autistic and shy women always talk about their problems and their past, so be wary of any "female" who refuses to elaborate as to why they feel a certain way. They were designed to guilt trip you and drive you insane with the "you wouldn't get it" vague bullshit.
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>>79337713
>>79337682
>gossip central
we have /hap/ now
>>79307819
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>>79337700
>>79337713
You guys are doing it right now.
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>>79337859
Fair enough, we need to calm down about that tripfag's crap and talk about fantasy rivalries or people being cruel to pet owners in real life
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>>79337879
>fantasy rivalries
there isn't any fantasy when it comes to vampoids
the sooner you realize that the sooner they can be eradicated
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https://youtu.be/FivKsjvym9g
That guy is spitting truths
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>>79337859
You're right, scara baited me into breathing life into that gossip shit, let it die it's death.
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>>79337909
stfu, troon enabler
>>79337625
>>79337284
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>>79336051
nice, makima on the OP
i approve

>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
i would join the human side and eradicate both sides with blood magic and eldritch "shenanigans" (we lack a word to describe the.... things, they practice)
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
no, being a vampire myself i'd tell her to man the fuck up
go rob a blood bank or something instead
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
as i have said before, it is an actual phallus, natural grown, made of flesh and blood, with a very distinct shape
it has no bones, no nails, it does not bend enough to hold things, etc. unlike fingers

also will you retards shut the fuck up about your gossip bullshit? for fuck's sake, who gives a shit
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>>79337153
1) you're here forever faggot so spare everyone your "this is my last post b4 i leave 5ever" horse shit, you're going to post again tomorrow, the day after and the day after that

2) you're clearly not sorry as evidenced by the hundreds, possibly thousands of braindead posts under your trip you've made that contribute nothing and drive no discussion and everything about your identity and posting career here is mired in a desperate female attempt at garnering notoriety and attention from men, like all cunts

3) anyone with half a brain cell could have told you that biofem emerging out of nowhere and being kept afloat by the same handful of discord tards was astroturfed and inorganic, the last people the penny dropped for were actual dumb head vaginas like you and the handful of daria looking /r9k/ bitches that actually thought biofem was a real thing. women are naturally boring, they can't keep threads afloat with casual free flowing discussion, hence why it only survived a short while and most of the engagement was driven by people making fun of all of you or posting gore and scat in there to piss in your corn flakes. you were a chronic and lynchpin poster in that thread, you should be embarrassed you wasted so much of your time and life force trying to get under the skin of "incels" or whatever you perceive us as by insistently trying to form a community in that garbage dump of no life having retard discordniggers who gave up because their pet project got boring without all the men in there making it interesting.

>sorry for invading your male talk space though, rant over.

commit suicide today and livestream it
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>>79337933
wait, scara is a troon? makes sense. the post i made above still applies, just replace any instances of me referring to him as a woman with his actual gender.
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>>79337933
I've done more to combat trannies than you could even imagine nigger. I'm fairly certain she isn't a tranny.
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24/54=0.4444>150/500=0.3
a bit concerning, but this is just a start
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>>79338026
We became more mindful about the image limit in the last thread. Good job, anons.
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>>79337916
>be cool and interesting
First and foremost, for yourself
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>>79337960
>failing to realize anons will call anyone troons for whatever reason, especially women
lurk moar, newfag
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>>79337200
This is when you are supposed to go and euthanize the family of the agents responsible for this. There is nothing stopping the state from doing the same with you or anyone/anything else you care about.
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>>79338481
>especially women
Obviously, because it diminishes their status and power. In the end, it doesn't matter whether they are real women or not. It's better to treat them like troons, if they try to reveal and flaunt their gender, so STFU, tripwhore enabler.
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>>79337940
>also will you retards shut the fuck up about your gossip bullshit? for fuck's sake, who gives a shit
>>79338481
I guess you do
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>>79336051
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
I'll join the dwarves. I have a feeling they're bloodier and more ruthless than the elves.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
No. I'm nothing to her, and so she is nothing to me.
If she and I were to make a deal over something, then yes I'd let her.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
I don't agree.
A dick is a dick.
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>>79338537
>tripwhore enabler.
you confuse me, anon
where in my post did i enable anyone?

>>79338558
true, i give a shit about people flinging shit at each other around here because i already see it everywhere else in the board and it's tiresome
what i don't give a shit however is how their thread or its denizens are doing

but you are free to believe what you will
maybe try practicing text comprehension a bit, it's some good stuff to know

>>79338570
>A dick is a dick.
that doesn't say much, anon
elaborate
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>>79338570
I mean, if you subscribe to that idea, then you'll be touching multiple dicks of multiple people everyday. Quite a faggy existence that is.
>>79338638
STFU already, shitstirrer.
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>>79338666
nice digits, but i remain confused
you're just flinging shit at me for no reason now, lol
but you do you, man
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>>79338638
>that doesn't say much, anon
>elaborate
>>79338666
>I mean, if you subscribe to that idea, then you'll be touching multiple dicks of multiple people everyday. Quite a faggy existence that is.
A PENIS IS A DICK
HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?
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>>79338638
>>A dick is a dick.
>that doesn't say much, anon
>elaborate
why do you care about dicks so much?
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>>79338689
I understand, that's why I don't subscribe to that idea.
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>>79338689
>A PENIS IS A DICK
define "penis" then :^)

>>79338691
last thread i had an... interesting discussion with anons about dicks because i called someone out on being dickless by saying
>dickless hands typed this
and one guy was particularly interested in the definition of a dick, so i'm trying to get some insight from other anons now
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>>79338691
>why do you care about dicks so much?
Faggots love it in the dick
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>>79338537
>In the end, it doesn't matter whether they are real women or not.
Fabius smiled. "As I will always deny them. I will not play the willing meat for such lazy parasites. If they want my belief, they must show me something more than they have already." The thing in the flask grew agitated, causing it to shudder in Saqqara's grip. Fabius leaned close, smile widening. "But that would require some degree of true sentience, I fear. Something these thought-forms are singularly incapable of. They are nothing but cunning mirrors - hollow and empty."
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I have awakened.
Slowly I am working towards my apotheosis.
Except for today where I will stay in, play vidya, and order takeout.

>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Elves. I am too smart for manual labor.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
If we had some pre-existing reciprocal relationship I might consider it. Otherwise this is simp behavior and anyone caught doing so should be given the death penalty for lowering all of us.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
Does it fuck the pussy?

>>79335546
>Do they, though? When was the last time that happened?
Two and a half years ago

>>79336110
>That makes sense on the surface but then you realize that there are men with no balls
You can ejaculate without testicles because semen is not entirely sperm.

>>79336845
Day:
>Foam Cleanse
>Salicylic Acid Toner
>Niacinamide Serum
>Moisturizer with spf

Night:
>Double Cleanse
>Adapalene
>Niacinamide Serum
>Moisturizer with spf

and every thursday and sunday I do a clay mask

>>79336991
Plateaus are normal. Also you might have just overshot. When I started losing weight I ate at 2300 for a month to see if that was low enough. It was just maintenance and I made no progress.

>>79337122
>The elf's tend to be portrait as arrogant and graceful
This speaks to me.

>>79337940
>also will you retards shut the fuck up about your gossip bullshit? for fuck's sake, who gives a shit
This general is full of lurking simps who only come out when a femoid posts.
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>>79339147
>This general is full of lurking simps who only come out when a femoid posts.
That's why it's better to deny they are femoids in the first place and to call them troons. To pacify the potential simps and to have less of their outbreaks.
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>>79339272
not professionally, also don't wanna dox myself
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>>79339272
>>79335224
>>79334592
>>79334540
>>79333775
>>79333766
Mmm, the timezones, the water...
You better not show too much about your routes here, sweety
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>>79339147
>You can ejaculate without testicles
Didn't know that
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>>79339352
not all me tho

also this thread is dying
anyone up for webfishing?
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pity bump for a dying thread

>>79337804
it might happen to us too

do any of us draw well?
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>>79340229
>it might happen to us too
Eventually
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>>79337941
I kept the thread afloat with discussion early on and steered it towards positive things.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcsyD0dQ2-g
It do be like that sometimes
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The only male is the aquarium owner.

You're all women to him if you could even be.

Else if you're a sub human monster we'll kill.
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>>79340786
>is the aquarium owner.
Whomst?
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>>79340076
I've finished my chores for the day and am now down for fishing.
I'm gonna make a thread an open it up to the wider board. I'm curious who will show up.
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>>79336051
Anyone have experience with bow fishing? I'm thinking about taking in a new hobby to distract me from this new season of bullshit and depression
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>>79340834

She's up, get in here
>>79340939
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>>79340834
caught the simp
>>79340782
>>79339470
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>>79340948
It's h03t4 fuck
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>>79340948
What do you do with the fish?
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>>79340949
not very lurky of him
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>>79338516
https://youtu.be/-KAbGwRSC5I
>the killer's name is Karen
Well shit
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>>79341022
Fuck the fish obviously
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>>79341167
Bruh, dude, no, c'mon...
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>>79336051
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf war will you join and why?
Elves because I don't want to side with manlets.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Starve, demonic whore.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
No. If it doesn't get hard or soft and isn't connected to the balls and shoots cum and pee then it's not a dick.
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>>79341225
>I don't want to side with manlets.
Too bad
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>>79341225
I'd rather side with buff manlets, than with malnourished lanklets
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>3 days of NNN
>still didn't fap
Not bad
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>>79341364
I've heard they also have long hair, this is some faggy shit
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>>79341167
Figuratively, right?
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>>79338026
>38/100=0.38>150/500=0.3
a bit better now
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>>79341167
>Fuck the fish obviously
Figuratively... right?
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>>79341777
>Figuratively... right?
Yeah... Let's go with that...
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>>79340948
Damn did i miss out. I just woke up. was gonna drink my coffee and do a lil bit of fishing
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>>79341796
I left it up for an hour and no one came.
I am now reading my mangos.
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>>79341796
oops forgot to remove trip.
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>>79341807
You should've told everyone you were a girl, then they would've joined
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>>79341807
I'm sorry I wasn't there. Later today perhaps, once I finish all my uni homework.
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>>79341818
I am annoyed that this would work and too proud to actually do it.
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>>79341822
>too proud to actually do it.
Why not? You can get some gaming buddies
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>>79341807
I'll get it tomorrow if you still wanna play. You can't be too upset with people not wanting to get a 5$ game when BGO is free. Speaking of...

https://www.boardgame-online.com?page=joingame&g=sPKP&k=BMZe

Join or gay
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>>79341830
I don't think anyone who joins a room under those circumstances in interested in anything other than simping.
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>>79341822
>too proud
You constantly post the incestslop game
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>>79341792
That would be a bad way to lose NNN
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>>79341850
berries join us so i can beat you again!
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>>79341850
Anyone else joining? No sign up needed and free.
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>>79341165
>>the killer's name is Karen
And the snitch's name is Monica
Why, women?
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>>79341966
Couldn't just leave the white guy with a squirrel and a raccoon alone
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>>79341966
>Why, women?
At least Tala seems alright
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>>79341966
evil isn't bound to specific gender or race
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>>79341792
>Yeah... Let's go with that...
Okay... I believe you
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>>79341818
Isn't that a game you have to buy? no thanks
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>>79341850
It's really just that easy for a fella like me
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>>79339352
I feel like he is fake
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>>79342220
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
RNG BULLSHIT
DIED ON THE FIRST TURN
DIED IMMEDIATELY IN THE PYRAMID
I AM GETTING A PIZZA TO COPE
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>>79342220
Damn I missed it again,
I will never be able to try this game
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>>79336051
>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Around elves, watch yourselves. Dwarven ale beats mediocre elf pussy any day.
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Only if it would turn me into one too. A male (hot) one.
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
No, something that shoots a load.
>>79342220
>blessed with chad voice
>blessed with chad legs
We never stood a chance... I will wear this name for a day... This ain't over...
>>79342245
>I AM GETTING A PIZZA TO COPE
kek
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why are women like this? thoughts?
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>>79342360
Probably learned that from Jared
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>>79342360
We all have different ways of coping with rejection.
>>79342399
Not reading all that nigger

Why are you motherfuckers so obsessed with women and talking to/about them if you hate them?
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>>79342399
holy fucking shit. jared went all in. i don't know if I have the energy to do something so spiteful but i respect it almost. if it was me i'd just have left her asap and moved on with my life.
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>>79342454
>Not reading all that nigger
Could be fake, but not gay, it's a good story. One of the classics.
>Why are you motherfuckers so obsessed with women and talking to/about them if you hate them?
I don't. I just reposted a quite well known in our circles story. That men and women aren't that different when it comes to revenge.
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>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Dwarves, elves are homosexual
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Nah fuck them aberrations, team human forever
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
No bones
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>>79342454
>talking to/about them if you hate them?
i dont hate women though.
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>>79342486
>That men and women aren't that different when it comes to revenge.
It shows*
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>>79342360
i think younger women feel like anime protagonists, or characters from euphoria. they think it makes them interesting, gives them depth, and allows them to weave a narrative for their lives. as they grow, they realize that all of the mind games in the world will not make the guy who is out of your league care about you. that's all it is.
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>>79342466
Jared
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
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>>79342360
It could be okay, if the ex cheated, and she can commit to that new relationship
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>>79342399
This reminds me of a girl I know
>Friend calls me up late at night and asks if I want to duo in League with her
>Actually just an excuse to vent
>I let her do it because the gossip is really funny
>Tells me she cheated on her bf with some military guy
>Meet n Fuck RPG the same day and texted each other for a few weeks until he went back out
>Sends me pictures of her in bed with him over Discord
>Talks about how the sex was way better than with her bf because he didn't use a condom
>Had a pregnancy scare but she was fine
>Comes clean and tells everything to her boyfriend
>He takes her back
>Doesn't check her phone or socials or anything
Some months pass
>Calls me up again
>Went on a trip to Myrtle Beach with some friends
>BF couldn't come because of work
>Same weekend as a big storm they hoped would miss them
>Her and an old friend get stuck at a hotel to wait out the storm
>He breaks down crying over having a crush on her for so long and feeling heartbroken that she got with other guys instead of him
>It fucking works
>They suck and fuck for 6 goddamn hours
>Drive back the next day
>Tell bf everything
>He cries and then takes her back anyway
Some more months pass
>Asks to play League again
>Tells me about her new bf
>Ask what happened to the last one
>Said she broke up with him
>Something about needing to take care of his cousin who couldn't work and not wanting to live with him
>Says it was all his fault and she did nothing wrong

I still have her on Discord. Her name changed recently. She got married.
Thought about reaching out just so I could meet her husband and tell him all this. I think someone deserves to know something like this before making a commitment like that.
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who here has an AI girlfriend i want to talk to somebody and then if I fuck it up it doesnt matter
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>>79343332
i sincerely hope nobody here has one. i dont think its a healthy thing to do but i dont really have any place to tell you what to do with your life. try making a normal thread about it perhaps.
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>>79342978
Honestly the fact that the dude took her back twice is pathetic. At that point I almost don't blame her just because of how spineless the dude is.
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>>79343576
Yeahhhhhhh he was an "anal sex with condoms" type of guy. Though maybe that was the right call given how much of a hoe she is.
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I've gone and done it. All my obligations have been fulfilled. Perhaps an incel walk is on my horizon in the near future. How has your day been?
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>>79342978
>>79344036
King? I don't remember voting for you.
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>>79344294
Lazy day. Got up late. Did all my chores. Read 2 JP manga chapters. Gonna do my flash cards. Lost at board games. Fished with some people on /v/.
I don't know if it's a good thing that this site is so good at fulfilling my social urges.

>>79344505
I have been granted the mandate of heaven.
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>>79344294
I'm still binging the Child's Play franchise, just finished watching the Seed of Chucky. I was laughing in tears of how graphic the opening scene was.
https://youtu.be/ZXWIoKoueSo
Terrible movies btw, don't watch.
>>79343332
Don't. It's a slippery slope. I've lost many friends to the robotic waifu's.
>>79344036
I don't understand this current generations obsession with butt stuff. Why does every girl I date wanna give me a rimjob?
>>79344505
We both lost a game of BGO as seen here >>79342220 after we decided to put some stakes on it
Foid-kun branded us with these names for 24 hours. He got lucky and won't ever again.
I wish he was more creative, as his first suggestion were Idiot #1 and #2. Which we both declined.
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>>79344579
>Why does every girl I date wanna give me a rimjob?
You date girls?
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iff a girl even hinted at rimjobs I'm moving onto the next one. give me someone with the most vanilla tastes or choking at most.
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>>79344579
>I wish he was more creative
Fucking sucks too I had some B A N G E R S lined up
>Figurine Frosting Dispenser
>Scara's Genshin Impact Fund

My wit is cursed to remain trapped in the prison of my flesh.

>>79344632
I dated a trad Christian with narcissistic personality disorder once.

>>79344641
How many girls are jumping on your dick that you're allowed to be that picky? I'd at least try it once.
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>>79344684
>I'd at least try it once.
im not sex starved mr poop mouth.
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It's all my fault for having a shitty life, and i'm still reluctant to change for the better. I'm hurting and want to lash out at women for their advantages in life. why do i even have free will? i hate it
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>>79344730
Use your advantage, become strong, get might and stomp out the competition. Show her your power, beat your rival, steal her heart. Be ruthless my lad.
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>>79344730
some people are born richer, some born with better looks, some taller, some in better countries etc etc. you can complain about it or accept it. life isn't fair.

https://youtu.be/84g-uGGkjrc?si=bZYUjx35rEtD6WrB
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>>79344730
Women are a sidegrade, not an upgrade. They have pros, but some cons too. I don't want to fuck men, have periods, be dumber in some areas and have an even weaker body for those miniscule advantages.
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>>79344632
Not anymore.
>>79344684
I know! That scara one is funny af. I would've even wielded
>foid-kun's feet frolicker
but that fucker has 0 creativity when it comes to text. That's why his questions ITT sucked too. At least he's really good at editing images as all of the thread images were masterpieces.
>>79344690
Kek, I'd rather be single too.
>>79344730
>why do i even have free will?
Finding God would be a solution anon. Or joining the army if you're really desperate.
It's very difficult to find meaning in life, especially when you're hurting, all we can do really is take it one day at a time and find joy and worth in the little things. Try and improve your life slowly. Read Atomic Habits if you haven't, it talks about how if you improve your life by 1% every day you can pull yourself out of whatever hole it is you find yourself in over time.
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49/156=0.314
getting closer to 0.3
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This moid is currently on an incel walk.
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>>79345384
What moid? It's empty in there.
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>>79345429
I am wearing my invisible cloak to hide from foids. They maul me on site because of my handsome looks and casual demeanor.
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I felt the sudden urge to play rhythm games and stayed up past my bed time.
Good night /male/s

>>79344730
While feer makes a good point here >>79344796
I am far more pessimistic and think you should make me the exclusive benefactor of your entire estate in case you off yourself

>>79345473
That's a lot of words to say you're a volcel
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just got my fin and minoxidile script. only have a bit of thinning but id rather not put it off until it's actually bad and end up bald. have any of you guys suffered any side effects? how has it worked for you?
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>>79336051
pathetic. From owning the entire site to being cucked into a general, do moids really
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Nona's are so cute when they try and offend you.
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>>79345669
You've come to the wrong neighborhood.
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Omg anon's, I just woke up, I had a dream about attending someone's wedding. My last dream about someone giving dating a try came to fruition already. Am I having visions? Should I dream about foid-kun coming out of the closet next? WAGMI
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>>79345716
>anime
>offensive caption
>cringe anime marvel esque reddit tier comment
yep, the moids are doomed
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Just found out my online GF is trans
Don't know what to do now.
She's a very nice person so I'll have to come up with an excuse to break it off so I don't come across as transphobic.
Fuck. Why can't trans people just tell you from the start? Could've avoided this awkward situation that might ruin our friendship.
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>>79345800
Did they not talk to you or show you pics of themselves? I don't see how you could get all the way to dating without it coming up but personally I would just dump them. The fact they didn't tell you is grounds for it. Even if you were okay with it you should be made aware of it.
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>>79345800
>Just found out my online GF is trans
Never talk to a girl unless she posts her vag with timestamp first
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there's a lot going on over here...

>>79345669
oh shit nigga what are you doing

>>79345800
have you not tried getting to know who you're getting together with, anon?
it's important not to jump head first into relationships, that's worth for anyone
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>>79345808
We've mostly just been chatting.
She posted a selfie but you can't tell she's trans.
>>79345812
I'll consider your advice in future endeavours...
>>79345815
Yeah, I'm kinda awkward when it comes to relationships so I tend not to ask too many questions and just go with the flow.
I guess I kinda got dragged into it before I even realised we were in a relationship, and then I just went with it.
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https://youtube.com/watch/fiTyVaeONHE
Based Arni
>flick facts
Lel
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I'm looking for input from any of you that is currently going through depression.
What is the kind of help/support you'd like to have from a close relative?
I'm trying to help my brother but I'm not good at this. My long gone depression evolved into an overall disquiet about life, I'm not sad, I'm not happy either, and it's manageable, but how am I supposed to help someone going through this?
Sometimes I get the feeling that by listening to him and trying to be understanding and non judgemental I'm just enabling him.
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>>79346057
I dunno, when I'm sad, a bit of chocolate helps me.
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>>79346057
Honestly when I'm depressed I don't want to be around people. Some people may want someone to vent to but that's not me. I don't think there's anything someone could say that would help. Small things matter though. Showing you care by doing small things like maybe buying me my favorite food. Don't smother me, just give me small reminders that I'm not alone in this world. I will open up to you if I need to or feel like it. Sometimes just doing nothing with someone can help my mental state. Like going for a drive and saying absolutely nothing at night while listening to some music I like.
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>>79346057
>>79346077
>Showing you care by doing small things
I guess if women like to talk about their feelings, then men prefer to do something and be busy. A bit of action, a hobby, some work could help.
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>>79346119
>A bit of action, a hobby, some work could help.
That was my main plain of action, specially if it involves an outdoors hobby.
I pretty much told him I know what is like to have negative thoughts and that I for one don't have the answer to make them go away, but you can limit the playground you allow them to have in your head by keeping yourself busy.
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>>79346135
is he on any medications? i was on SSRIs and they helped me break out of a 1 year long depression.
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>>79346135
>I know what is like to have negative thoughts and that I for one don't have the answer to make them go away, but you can limit the playground you allow them to have in your head by keeping yourself busy.
Works for me, I don't think I'll ever be truly happy, but I don't need to be too unhappy either. I have food, home, a stable job that I often like, a couple of friends even. Some people can't even climb the first three steps of that pyramid, they would be very mad, if they see me being too sad about my situation.
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>>79346157
>is he on any medications?
Nope. I'm trying to convince him but he has always been against the use of estate altering substances, that includes alcohol and drugs too.
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>>79346188
i was the same way. afraid of anything that could alter my mind or make me think differently and was very straight edge. didnt treat my adhd (inb4 meme) until i was in my late 20s. shit was life changing. im no expert but i dont have any noticeable side effects from the ssris after being off them for a month or so. its not going to be easy to convince him. i only did it when i literally saw no path forward because of how bad my symptoms were. i was simply tired and didnt care what the consequences were and they just so happened to be non-existent. id probably just tell him if youre this depressed and life is so shit then what do you have to lose?
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>>79346184
That's what I'm trying to make him understand, that life is not black or white. There will always be light and shadows and it's up to you to decide which one of them is going to be the main actor in your head.
I think that what he needs to achieve is virtue, knowing himself, the good and the bad, accept both, and try to exploit the good as much as he can.

>>79346206
>if youre this depressed and life is so shit then what do you have to lose?
Yep, at first he was completely opposed but I think he's considering it. You think they are not going to work? Fine, nothing to lose, you might be wrong.
As for substances I resort to alcohol from time to time as a way of taking a vacation from myself.

Thanks for the replies guys. I'm not going to give up on this.
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>>79346223
best of luck to both you and your brother. i hope he can break through it.
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>>79346230
Thank you anon.
It just makes me mad how this whole world has taught us to turn our heads on problems like this, to pretend everything is fine. And why? Fear of being judged by others? Of being seeing as weak?
It is very sad when a friend or family member feels the need to wear a mask around you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmrJFG5gHc
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>>79346223
>As for substances I resort to alcohol from time to time as a way of taking a vacation from myself.
Or sometimes it could be as simple as chocolate, to satisfy the very base of that pyramid >>79346184
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I had to run some errands for family members. A fixed faucet and 'repaired' tv later and I am back for a bit before I pass out. Anyone else the assigned handyman/tech support to their family or close friends? Also trying not to post any memes so Foid-kun can show off his edits.
>>79345826
I'm sorry that happened to you anon. It's nice to know you care enough to not want to hurt their feelings. It's always easier to get into relationships than it is to get out of them. Good luck.
>>79346057
I've had days of sadness where I would not want to interact with anyone, but can't speak about depression itself. Try and help him with chores or tasks he's unable to do anymore, maybe try cooking for him and watching a movie together? Sometimes spending time together is enough.
Speaking of, my high school peers were messaging me about our high school reunion begging me to go. There's no way in hell I'm going to that.
>>79346206
Some interesting lore from you. I didn't know you were that old, but then again, people always assume I'm young too.
>>79346265
I'm starting to think you might work for a big chocolate company anon..
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>>79346411
>any memes so Foid-kun can show off his edits
I wish they were mine. I just spent some time looking for more. I think bateman x makima in the OP is just too potent of a combo. Can it even be outdone? We may have already peaked.
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>>79346411
>Try and help him with chores or tasks he's unable to do anymore, maybe try cooking for him and watching a movie together? Sometimes spending time together is enough.
That's more or less what I'm trying to do, also looking for outdoors hobbies like kayaking and hiking since being in nature always helped me.
>my high school peers were messaging me about our high school reunion begging me to go
They asked me once a couple of years ago and I left the whatsapp group without saying a word. I have some friends from high school I see from time to time but the rest I don't care about (didn't even care then) and I'm too old to do shit like this if I don't want to.
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>>79346434
Oh damn. We can always strive to improve by trying even wackier combinations.
>>79346453
Nature is good, but leaving the house might be an issue for him.
>I'm too old
I just don't see the point. Most of them ended up becoming grifters so they are just going to use it as a time to advertise their guru bullshit and my high school crush became a lesbian. I would always watch in awe as she took out her multiple notebooks, post-it notes and colored markers during class. Sigh. So many of them tried to do reunions a few years after graduating and I never understood why any of them wanted to see each other again lol.
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>>79346591
>Nature is good
But can be a bit dangerous
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>>79346629
You have to mentally and physically prepare for it.
>>79346434
You send me down a Pinterest rabbit hole. Nominating picrel for a future bake.
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>>79346716
>foid-kun: It is very cool, simp. Malone and Mugi, good choice. But that's nothing.
>He pulls an image out of his folder and slaps it on the
thread.
>foid-kun: Look at this.
>They all lean forward to inspect it.
>Anonymous: That's really nice.
>simp: clenches his fists beneath the table, trying to control his anxiety.
>foid-kun: Asuka and the Colonel.
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>>79346766
>mfw foid-kun pulls out his legendary image
>That's very cool foid-kun, but you ain't seen nothing yet.
The amount of images of Gordon Ramsey yelling at crying anime girls in the kitchen is kino btw.
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>>79346912
Uh, Deep is quite a villain, tho
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>>79347233
He tried to be good
https://youtu.be/Q6MMZI1WKkQ
Didn't work very well
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>>79347233
He's just a misunderstood man, just like Bateman. Troubled pasts, bad coping skills etc.
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>>79347605
He got too bloodthirsty in the last season, A-Train got the redemption arc before him
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>>79347669
We're talking about a man who's deformed and get's bullied for it. No woman willing to show him love. With a heart so big, filled with a love for animals and the ocean. You know how fucking big the ocean is? It's the majority of the planet. Who get's a redemption arc? The black token guy that runs really quick. Stupid ass woke show.
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I greet the day with an annoyed squint.
Going back in my wagie cage. They cancelled all my Monday meetings so I'm just in and out so they don't bitch at me for not going in.

>>79345826
I understand the desire to preserve her feelings but hitting the eject button for that reason alone is NOT going to feel good no matter how you present it and they will be able to tell just based off of the timing and you fumbling making up an excuse.
>I guess I kinda got dragged into it
Been there, done that. Started really drilling about what I want after the last one and sticking to it.
>>79346057
If this is clinical, diagnosed depression, then you should talk to a professional. They can point you in the right direction and, more importantly, treat your brother.
Other people's mental health issues are not something you should tackle on your own. Even something as externally benign as depression.
>>79346254
You sound like you either still care or have people who do care. In my experience people would rather not deal with these kinds of issues if they get in the way of the vibes unless they really like you.
Maybe I'm just unlucky though.
>>79346411
>Anyone else the assigned handyman/tech support to their family or close friends?
My mom would have me troubleshoot her phone and laptop a lot. Unfortunately she wouldn't often go along with my advice of "uninstall all the garbage you downloaded."
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I have the worst schedule know to man. Goodnight and good day.
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How are we today gents? Me? I'm happy to report that I've spent yet another day doing absolutely nothing.
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>>79349369
Signed up for piano lessons
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>>79349398
That's pretty cool, I too can play piano, used to play for 4 years in elementary and high school. Obviously I'd have to refresh my memory but I think I would still be okay.

Originally I wanted to play guitar but the teacher at our school had a full schedule.
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>>79349454
I'm only just getting startedd
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>>79349462
It's pretty easy actually, you'll get the hang of it very quickly.
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>>79349398
You probably won't deform your hands into piano hands now, since you didn't practice as a child, but good luck anyway.
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68/207=0.3285
Damn, we are still exceeding the 0.3 quotient
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>>79349960
dem, avatarfags are hoarding the space
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>>79350008
The other generals have them too
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>>79350047
guess there's not as many
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>>79349960
make it 0.3301 and take your hall monitor faggotry elsewhere
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>>79350152
stop hoarding the image space, slut
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>>79350174
just spam more nonsense to make up for it
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https://youtu.be/dS3Q64CfAC0
sad
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>>79350570
Such is the life of "robots"
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>fembot rejected by a robot
Heresy!
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>>79350812
he just couldn't see what was in front of him
https://youtu.be/48zA_4abdHA
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>>79351111
funny biofem get
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>>79351186
Was it her, though?
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>>79351186
Why are they so shy about their horniness? We often talk about our own kinks and aren't afraid of foids watching us.
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>>79351276
>Why are they so shy about their horniness?
better for us in these NNN days
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>>79351280
>better for us in these NNN days
Fair enough
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>>79351186
nobody gives a shit, fuck off
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>>79351289
True, stay strong, soldier
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>>79351299
okay, I actually do give a shit but we had sort of an agreement
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>>79336051
>>79335598
What's the difference between those?
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>>79351313
>an agreement
An agreement not to simp?
And anyone who tries to be special and cash in on female attention while the rest of us rarily touch that supply is attacked by the entire /male/ community?
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>>79351390
>An agreement not to simp?
something like that and no soap opera character drama shit and crossposting ITT. If anyone has the urge to simp out, they can already do that in /biofem/
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>>79351436
This reminds me of that Russian Mars mission program.
Scientists decided that the best composition for such a long expedition was 5 males/1 female.
If there are too many females on board, it will cause too much interpersonal and sexual drama.
If there are no females, the males will become too wild and messy.
But if there is only one female, the males will try to be more careful and look better in front of her and they will also reach an agreement not to take romantic moves on that woman and keep each other in check.
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>>79351540
I guess the 6 females and 1 male/5 females metas have their own sorts of problems
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>>79351589
>6 females
too catty
>1 male/5 females
it will turn into harem
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>>79351657
1 male/5 females is a biological meta
5 males/1 female is a social meta
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>>79351540
Ready for Mars, gentlemen!
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>>79351723
This reminds me, I wonder how that white anon's date with a black girl went?
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>>79351843
Well, we haven't heard him complain, so I guess silence is a good sign.
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>>79351843
Her dad killed him
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>>79351901
>Her dad killed him
Why would you think that?
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I'm off work and in a very good mood!
I didn't do shit today and any day where I get something for nothing is a good one!
There were also a lot of ducks today!
Also a bunch of CDs I ordered are arriving today!
But not the nice CD player I bought.

>>79351540
Oh shit that's pretty close to the ratio on the ISS right now. 8 males, 2 females.
https://whoisinspace.com/
That said I have seen entire friend groups get ripped apart by one girl.

>>79351186
>0 replies

>>79350812
volcel vs incel mindset

>>79351276
Do you mean /biofem/ or women in general? If you've been friends with a woman who is 0% attracted to you they will happily point out guys they think are hot and openly talk about their periods, sex with their bfs, and what they do to masturbate.

>>79350008
>fags
>plural

>>79349960
I am just now realizing what these posts are for.
Who cares?

>>79349398
Make a vocaroo as soon as you can play something you think sounds decent. I had a piano phase and I want to encourage you.
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>>79351910
He said the dad didn't approve because he's white
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>>79351929
>He said the dad didn't approve because he's white
Where?
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>>79351920
>Who cares?
That guy
>>79297118
>Not having images cripples the thread and we should just move on and let this one die rather than let it dwindle longer.
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>>79351920
/biofem/
One was them admitted that's reason why she doesn't hornypost there
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>>79351920
>That said I have seen entire friend groups get ripped apart by one girl.
They weren't professionally trained astronauts.
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>>79351920
>>0 replies
Berries is too shy to v/ this get
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>>79352002
71/245=0.29>0.3
We are doing fine for now
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>>79352084
>0.29>0.3
meant 0.29<0.3
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>>79351987
The last time he posted here >>79247267
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>>79352162
Fair, missed that part
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>>79351314
Took a look at the thread. Seems kinda sad that their general is dying. I'm tempted to invite them over.
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>>79351314
Maybe we were the normalfags all along?
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>>79351124
>>79350570
For me, it's Nurgle
https://youtu.be/OSLGAs_yy9s
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>>79336051
dwarfs clear it every time. elf lovers gtfo
beardbros are the best fantasy race
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Cucked out of CDs because the package needed to be signed for and no one told me. Luckily I can pick them up at the post office tomorrow morning.

Anyone been getting these pro-male female youtubers in their recs? I'm getting videos of women who farm views by reacting to other women doing dumb shit or being unreasonable and saying that men are actually in the right:
like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kWi5TX6gZI

personally, I don't trust anything meant to prey on my confirmation bias

>>79352014
I've heard them call it "poor table manners" before. One of those board culture moments.

>>79352051
Well if the ratio is still something to consider you can't completely train out the masculine urges.

>>79352079
She's been mia for a while. Maybe she's found herself.
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>>79349916
My hands are piano hands by themselves, long slender fingers, always had them
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is there a decent incel manifesto anywhere?
like incel peer reviewed, multiple authors, factual
you know a real essay and not schizo word vomit
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>>79353425
Why do you want a peer reviewed tantrum
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>79353615
>gets asked about an Incel essay
>this enrages and confuses the normie
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>>79353425
>incel
why define yourself based on what a women gives you? They are retarded for the most part
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wait i haven't been here in ages. what happened to the biofoid threads?
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>>79353138
>Anyone been getting these pro-male female youtubers in their recs?
That's pushed for almost every male user, probably some de-radicalization twist on the algorithm. My tech illiterate friend who watched nothing but music and guitar guides also gets them the same way I do and asked me why they're even popping up for him.
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>>79353863
A lot has happened in these previous 8 years, soldier. I don't even know where to begin...
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>>79353425
>Imagine being an incel and basing your happiness on the rng of meeting compatible people
>Imagine not freeing yourself of societal expectations and preconceived ideas of success
>Imagine not being able to turn inward and find happiness within your internal world

>>79353863
We have formed a male exclave to cultivate spiritual and physical perfection
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>>79354243
sure sure, interesting points. but uhh inceldom has valid points too. which maybe a good essay could elaborate on the totality.

>Imagine being an incel and basing your happiness on the rng of meeting compatible people
happiness in involuntary. if people could force themselves to be happy we would all be happy because being happy is good.

>>Imagine not freeing yourself of societal expectations and preconceived ideas of success
success for animals is and has always been did you procreate. You are biologically mandated to pursue it and if you dont succeed you are biologically wired to feel bad about it. that biological system did not magically change in the 8000 years of human history.

>Imagine not being able to turn inward and find happiness within your internal world
I dont know what chudda-pilled nonsense this is so you will have to elaborate
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>>79353425
>incel
Ew, that's a woman's word.
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>>79354433
So what's your endgame here?
Are you trolling and I just bit some bait?
Do you want to be happy?
Do you want to escape inceldom?
Do you want to be blamelessly miserable?

You can try to self-improve your way out of inceldom but I'm doing that and it is not working.
Or you can learn to be happy without being attractive to women.
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Can't go for an incel walk because it's raining.
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>>79354585
Nah bro
Tank that shit
It's what Christ would do

But fr tho what's the plan then? Meditate on the couch?
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>>79354585
>Can't go for an incel walk because it's raining.
Weak.
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>>79345643
Fin was enough to keep my hair. I was prepared to do minox and microneedling too but thankfully I caught it early thanks to my brother. I didn't experience sides and desu the chances are so low I wouldn't worry about them.
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Fine I'll fuckin do it. Gotta suit up though.
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>>79354621
Let me make it clear that you didn't crack under pressure and actually just wanted to do it the whole time.
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>>79354676
I walked through the woods in the dark this morning, so serene
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>>79354676
That's the spirit!
Just be careful around the cars.
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>>79354690
I am jealous. Nothing better than a nice autumn morning walk in the woods with a thermos full of coffee.

>>79354705
I heard thunder and saw a few flashes. I was psyching myself up, getting ready to be struck by lightning but it didn't happen. Instead I stepped in a big puddle and got my shoes and socks soaked. No sewer clowns just cold and wet socks..
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>>79354676
no brother of mine will ever refer to himself as a "moid"
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>>79354751
>no brother of mine will ever refer to himself as a "moid"
He's doing it ironically, same with incel. Which is indeed a bit dangerous and fruity road, I agree.
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>>79354749
>I was psyching myself up, getting ready to be struck by lightning but it didn't happen.
kek
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I am sleepy boy.
On further reflection, I am conflicted on how excited I am to have bought something but on the other hand, it's to mark an achievement for myself so I guess it's more meaningful than consooming. Or maybe I'm coping.

>>79354749
Sometimes I fantasize about how sick it would be to survive a lightning strike. I would have these cool scars and I could introduce myself as the guy who got struck by lightning.
Yeah maybe your heart stops, but I'm the MC so I have plot armor.

>>79354776
Eh, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders. I doubt he'll be one of those guys who just wryly, self-deprecatingly-but-not-jokingly, calls himself a moid incel who needs to lead pill himself.
I've known a guy like that, even the other incels who weren't as blatantly desperate hated him.
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>>79354827
Your incest avatarfag ass is quite sus and fruity as well, though.
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>>79354749
Its a shame I live in suburbia where you have no privacy. No woods to walk into. No places to isolated. ALWAYS surrounded by people.
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>>79354954
>No places to isolated.
Except your own apartment
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>>79351657
>>6 females
>too catty
Perhaps
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>>79355071
Maybe men and women need eachbother after all
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>>79355212
>eachbother
each other*, kek
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>>79355212
barely any men wants to be stuck in an army either
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https://youtube.com/shorts/mIq39g6hpQI
Bros, they finally figured out the urinals!
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>>79351276
It's the thought of obsessive stalkers or to keep the innocence charade going. Either reasons are delusional.
>>79352353
kek normalfag, I always score robot or cyborg at most. If they want to post here, they are welcome; I'm not sure if they would be able to handle some of the things that get posted here.
>>79354676
Did you bring an umbrella at least? I agree with the other anons on the usage of moid too, but you do you man.
>>79354954
Same, I never understood people that went on vacations to big tourism party hotspots either. My friend recently went to Pompei and even looked into the volcano, I'm jealous.
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>>79355532
>some of the things that get posted here.
Like what?
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>>79355386
>Bros, they finally figured out the urinals!
Good to know
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>>79355386
Did everyone not learn this early on as a child when their piss flew everywhere? Are there people out there that have been just pissing all over themselves until they saw this video?
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>>79355988
>Did everyone not learn this early on as a child when their piss flew everywhere?
I just chose not to piss in the urinals.
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cant wait to sleep through the entire day and wake up and head straight to the salt mines regardless of who wins today.
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>>79356510
>regardless of who wins today.
What sports?
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>>79356522
if you're not joking you're unfathomably based. i envy you.
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>>79356537
Okay, but what game are you talking about, though? You didn't give us any context.
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>>79356560
red vs blue team in american elections.
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>>79356571
Ah, understood. Sorry, I'm not American, kek.
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lads is it healthy to eat nothing for two days and then demolish your body weight in sliders?

asking for a friend.
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>>79357046
prolly yeah buddy boy
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>>79357046
>demolish your body weight in sliders?
In what?
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>>79357087
small hamburgers my friend
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Working from home today.
Got my CDs, gonna wait until later to open the package. They asked for my ID at the post office and when I said I didn't have it, they let me use a picture. After scrolling on my phone for 5 minutes looking for it, they just gave it to me. In case you're interested in mail fraud.

I laid in bed a little before getting up. The idea of me being "sexy" is starting to feel weird to me. Like it's getting hard to even imagine other people being attracted to me like that. Weird feeling, and I dunno if letting go of that is a step in the right direction.

>>79357046
Probably not, but I'm sure our ancestors would go a couple days without food until they killed a deer or something.
I hear some monks only eat in the morning and nothing through the day except water.

>>79356588
I envy you not having people screaming in your ear all the time about them.

>>79355532
>I never understood people that went on vacations to big tourism party hotspots either
Last vacation I went on was to a lake in rural Scotland. Nice change of pace from cities like Tokyo or New York. My friend and I fed ducks, froze to death, hiked some of the islands. She's also sedentary as hell so less walking was less frustrating for both of us.
Then we would come back to the hotel and bundle up in bed to get out of the cold.

>>79354861
>sus
>fruity
what do these words mean?
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bump and then i go to sleep. wake me up if nukes are going off otherwise I literally don't care
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>>79356510
Do you actually work in a salt mine?
They look pretty cool on TV but I can imagine they're miserable to actually work in.
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Finally finished polishing and putting up my last shelves, ended up choosing to sort my books based on depth. Next up is making some frames for my old movie posters and setting up blinds for my "garden area".
>>79355386
That reminds me of that toilet seat scale they invented for pregnant women to easily way themselves and instead men bought it to measure the weight loss of their shits kek
>>79355805
Guys asking for dating or gf trouble advice.
>>79356537
I'm looking forward to the end of y'alls popularity contest too.
>>79357046
If your body can't handle it, it will let you know. I pull that shit all the time.
>>79358081
It really is, it always weirded me out getting attention because of that. I'm hoping that one day someone is able to see past that, but I'm not sure most human beings are able to do so. Being a massive saviorfag also doesn't help me.
>rural Scotland
Sounds like a wonderful vacation. I love planning and making activity time tables, so I envy your ability to 'take it easy'. I've been trying to get my friends to go on a vacation with me, but they don't want me to vlog them dabbing on the corpses in the suicide forest.
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>>79358738
>books
>decorations around the house
>garden
>good at planning
>has friends to vaca with
>robot
You sound a lot more functional than the stereotype here.
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how come both the male and female general is full of pictures of females. can someone explain this to me
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>>79359069
barely any pictures of females were posted here
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>>79358920
I figured I might as well make the space I confine 24/7 more appealing to me.
I never said I was 'good' at planning, I just like control and are good at imagining fun things to do. I've had multiple burn outs that ended up with me in the hospital and worse. I've been a neet for 1.5 years now.
I don't have as many friends as I used to, the few close ones do nothing but work, drink and sleep and I haven't seen them in person for over 2 years. I also wouldn't even consider any of them actual friends as they know barely anything about me and only talk about normalfag topics like Elon Musk or whatever else is trendy on Twitter.
>>79359069
There hasn't been a single 3D woman posted here besides >>79341966 and >>79346070 and >>79351723
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>>79358920
>the stereotype here
as someone who has seen most of the biofems faces at least the fembots don't seem to actually follow the brunette glasses loser stereotype. probably true for anons too. everyone just assumes everyone else to look and act a certain way because of board culture
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>>79359069
Just checked, /biofem/ probably has more male pics, than female pics. Mostly from one tripfag, though.
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>>79359069
men obssess over women, women obssess over themselves :^)
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>>79359312
everyone is a white straight male, until proven otherwise, now go back
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>>79359378
>everyone is a white straight male, until proven otherwise
if you're a white straight male that looks and acts like picrel, dm me
also kids, download raid shadow legends! use my code! my final message, goodbye
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>>79359398
>download raid shadow legends!
sorry, i'm too busy playing the most innovative shooter i've seen in years :^)
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i actually have no idea if biofem general is still a thing, i've been away for so long,

i got over my crush and have been getting into solodev game development for a few months, i pretty much lost all of my will to draw so i moved to 3d, it's a struggle but worthwhile

every now and then i'm still sad about being flat chested, but it's nowhere as consuming as it used to be and i'm comfortable being single now that i have goals

today i voted, even though i make bad decisions relating to men, i would never do that in the polls

a vote against project 2025 is a vote that protects gooners rights, along with mothers, girlfriends and wives, and many minorities, i won't judge you for not participating in no nut november this month if the thought of trump winning has been stressing you out, don't worry men, i'm on your side :)
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>>79354585
we could go on rainy walks together and hold hands, that would be so based
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>>79359538
>if the thought of trump winning has been stressing you out
Dammit, you almost tricked me
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Usually I feel pretty private while posting but there's so many eyes here. They're actually in my walls and someone's going to find where I live.
I guess I could just stop avatarfagging to make myself stand out less but I'm having more fun this way.

>>79359069
I don't want to look at men. That's gay.

>>79359190
>burned out while being a neet
On what? Trying to self improve your way out of neetdom?

>>79359312
>brunette glasses loser stereotype
That's a stereotype?

>>79359369
More like they obsess over each other. I fucking LOVE watching women subtweet over drama I have nothing to do with.

>>79359398
Don't fall for it, she's running another Hojo's Lab.

>>79359538
I can't tell if you're making fun of women or making fun of the male stereotype of women.

>>79359561
There are countries where men holding hands is normal. My first reaction is to ick but I wonder if the male experience would be a little better with fewer touch boundaries.
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>>79359754
>More like they obsess over each other.
that's pretty much what i said, isn't it?
unless you mean they also obssess over men which is... hmm.
i wanted to say that's not the case but it dawned on me, with how much they talk about men, even if they mostly spout bullshit, it still holds true
you may have a point there

>I fucking LOVE watching women subtweet over drama I have nothing to do with.
i used to like the popcorn session, but now i just hate it
it's a hassle and they're incredibly annoying over it, same goes for men talking drama shit about women

like get a fucking grip, you wanna vent? don't do it in fucking public, talk to someone you trust
if you want drama then watch a soap opera
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>>79359754
>That's a stereotype?
yes
>Don't fall for it, she's running another Hojo's Lab.
you don't understand my love for that blonde cunt
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>>79359398
>my final message, goodbye
>>79359823
Shouldn't you have fucked off already?
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>>79359843
but anon don't you love annoying clingy girls??
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>>79359867
>but anon don't you love annoying clingy girls??
No.
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>>79359797
Oh I thought you meant each woman only cared about herself.
>it's a hassle and they're incredibly annoying over it, same goes for men talking drama shit about women
Yeah I need my regular detoxes too. I've been in a dry spell since my last relationship.
Everyone at work is too autistic to start shit.

>>79359867
no
dated one
she never left the apartment and had nothing going on in her life except me
by the end of the relationship I had nothing but contempt for her
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>>79359489
You should join us for webfishing some time.
>>79359754
>but I'm having more fun this way.
Helps with overcoming anxiety too.
>On what? Trying to self improve your way out of neetdom?
No, I worked part time during college and then fulltime until 1.5 years ago.
>>79359867
Shoo, you have your own thread.
>>79359929
I used to think it was cute too, but it's actually exhausting having to deal with people like that.
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>>79359909
>>79359929
thankfully i like cold men who tell me to get lost, so i guess ill stay
>and had nothing going on in her life except me
damn that one hit close to home
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>>79359983
>>79337153
that foid left because of you
because you wasted your time here
instead of mantaining your own general
shame on you
>>
90/330=0.2727<0.3
Proud of you, guys
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>>79359728
trump would ban porn and neetbux, kamala would never betray autistic men in this way

imagine no nut november for every month, that's life under project 2025
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>>79360278
nobody suffers from porn more than autistic men you vile jewish demon
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>>79359867
i used to be an annoying clingy girl, it destroys the mind but i would say i'm fully recovered

someone with a mysterious gender joined my former crush's server and immediately was given the role that implies they're one of his close friends but i was only mildly bothered by it for a minute or two

on some level i kinda miss being who i used to be, now i kinda feel like a machine or a mad scientist

>>79360293
but what would they do without it?
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>>79360367
yeah what would nogs do without crack. porn and troonism has hit autistics like crack did to ghetto people
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>>79359929
>Everyone at work is too autistic to start shit.
lol, that sounds good but you put it in a bad light
drama shit is to be kept off the workplace, let people live in shitholes filled with drama but keep that out of your career, you do NOT want that there

>>79359979
maybe later, exam coming up and i've been trying to reduce my 4chan exposure with a bit of success

>>79359983
>give attention
>she stays
>ignore/tell her to get lost
>she stays
really can't win on that one, can we?
well, save for a filter but i myself am not willing to stoop that low
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>>79360381
lol idk straight guys watch it all the time and don't turn out trans
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>>79360421
How would you know? How many porn addicts did you see fuck pussy?
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>>79336051
>>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Elves. Because they are beautiful.
>>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Nah, I'm not gonna turn into a vampire sorry.
>>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
That's a weird question. They aren't dicks because they are fingers. Isn't that obvious?
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>>79360436
porn can be a safe outlet and a good coping mechanism, but i know like one or two hentai consumers, they could get a gf if they tried
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porn addicts don't realize what hideous goblins they are, zinc deficiency you know, makes you uglier, smellier, more dimwitted, less energetic, less confident.
It's self abuse
It's horrible torture inflicted on men
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>>79359979
>I used to think it was cute too
Oh I never did, this was that three year relationship I lost my cat over I talked about a few threads back.
Once we graduated college, she kept giving me the hopium that she would improve her life. I can only watch you flunk out of accelerated post-grad programs for people of color so many times before it's obvious you're fucked.

>>79360367
I don't like you.

>>79360381
They wouldn't troon out if people were nicer to them. A lot to ask for, I know.

>>79360436
Was in such a bad spot with her I think I had a porn addiction or something like it. Like jerking off at work bad.
Towards the end of the relationship she spent a few months in D.C. for some program. My mood improved immediately and I didn't touch myself for a week. Told her to fuck off when she got back.
Before you ask, the sex was a complete chore and I hated every minute of it.

>>79360450
>Elves. Because they are beautiful.
based
>That's a weird question. They aren't dicks because they are fingers. Isn't that obvious?
retard
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>>79360418
>keep that out of your career, you do NOT want that there
Thankfully, our company has done a good job of making themselves the villain.
Just got out of a meeting after a big reorg. Our team used to fill a whole conference room with that meeting and today there were only 3 of us. Everyone is waiting for the hammer to drop.
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>>79360558
>I don't like you
it looks like you made a typo there, if you genuinely dislike me that would be wise of you, but alot of men do like my easygoing and understanding nature, it's pretty hard to keep up an actual persona when i'm not anonymous so i default to that
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>>79360558
wait you jerked off at work? it was that bad? were you scared of getting caught?
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>>79360597
sounds like a massive yikes, anon
no reason to make it worse then, any kind of strife at work can bring the whole company down
the companies themselves aren't the real villains, it's the people who command them and establish their policies
a lot of the times, the assholes you see are just following orders or behaviors from up above, those cunts are the real problem often times
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>>79360418
Good luck with your exam!
>>79360479
I don't think it's gender specific anon.
>>79360558
>i never did
>dated for three years
:thinking emoji:

Would you guys date a furry? Would you wear a suit too and go to conventions?
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>be foid-kun
>incelwalk one night
>encounters pic
What do?
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>>79360418
>exam coming up
well shit, thought you were older
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>>79361184
thanks, anon

>>79361371
i'm 28, but those are my public servant admission exams, not some uni or school shit
government here is forced to hire through exams because of the constitution, so no interviews or whatever bullshit
you place high up enough in the exam, they'll hire you, that's all there is to it
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>>79361294
Why do you think I walk every day ? I have been awaiting this rematch for my entire life.
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AWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>79360731
yes
yes
I did not respect my coworkers enough to care

>>79360936
My company's public and puts the earnings calls on our calendars. I take a listen sometimes and the last two years our CEO would get drilled by investors about when he's going to lay more people off every quarter.
They didn't do that at the most recent earnings call but I'm still saving as much as I can just in case.

>>79361184
You aren't going to like everything about a person and you need to take the good with the bad. It takes time to figure out whether she's clingy because she had a bad day today or because her life is shit and won't get better. The good times were pretty good though, I still smile when I think back on them and then go back to seething over being a pussy and putting up with so much shit

>>79361399
>28
false
you are 19
I am NOT the youngest person in the thread
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>>79336051
>day of nnn
When do I get superpowers?
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Day 6
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>>79361703
That pink CD arrived scratched to shit
Fuck the Japanese
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>>79362095
why cds instead of vinyl? is this a thing zoomers are actually doing because it's "retro" ?
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This moid is on his first chilly cold front incel walk of the season. It is a good day.
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>>79363122
Japan is still mainly a CD market.
So all the JP music I want is only available on CD.

>>79363285
Are your walks really short or do you just phone post while you're out?
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>>79363342
I post the image while walking.
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So now that the chudslam caliphate is re-established, how are we distributing the women?
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>>79336051
What will you guys do if Trump wins?
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Turns out a bunch of the CDs I got were scratched, and I made sure to buy all of them new.
Was this a normal occurrence back in the day? I wouldn't know because I was too poor for anything other than radio top 40s.

>>79363501
We're not even at the distribution phase.
There are far too many men for each one of us to have a proper harem.
First we need to decide who will receive the spoils and what to do with the leftovers.

>>79363520
>if
nah it's over
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>>79363541
Is it over already? Are results out?
>t. eurofag
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>>79363566
Not officially, but based on the polling in the states that aren't done counting (the lighter states) Trump is gonna win by a landslide. At least electorally.
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>>79363541
>nah it's over
We said the same thing around this time in 2020. Wouldnt be surprised if theres suddenly 400000 votes from Hawaii suddenly appear.
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>>79363574
Alright, good to know. I liked that guy a bit more. Mostly because of the media exposure, though.
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>>79363597
hawaii already called
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>>79363597
You are either trolling or you have no idea how our electoral college works.
You need 270 electors to win and even if all the blue goes to Kamala (probably will) she will get a whole 232 electors.
It's fucking over.
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>>79363616
>It's fucking over.
As in, Trump has won and she lost?
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>>79363566
it's not over yet technically, but it's pretty much a done deal
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>>79363625
Yes, they couldn't even rig this anymore.
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THEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF VOTES IN THE STATES THAT WE'RE ALREADY CALLED. JEB IS NOW LEADING. A NEW AMERICAN RENAISSANCE IS ON THE HORIZON
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>>79363635
>Yes, they couldn't even rig this anymore.

Nice good.
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>>79363669
He lived on as a meme though, that's more than most of them can say for themselves.
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Lol troons on plebbit are seething
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>>79363841
>reddit
eh, we have enough arrogant troons to laugh at here
>>79360070
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>>79363886
I need to be active in more namefag threads.
I'd been lurking her smug fucking threads for a while.
What an arc!
What an ending!
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i complained about my weight not changing after dieting and exercising for a while in the last thread. i weighed myself today and i was 10lbs lighter. the scale has been gaslighting me. just another 20 to go.
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>>79364391
What the hell?
When in the day do you weigh yourself?
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All Heil the God Emperor. Women can go to hell.
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>>79364505
I do it in the mornings. I didn't lose 10lbs.its just I realized the sclale is broken lol
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all i ever did was love men and they betrayed us like this...
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>>79364781
sorry I slept in and forgot to vote. I'll make sure to do it next time or something.
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>>79364781
Betrayed you how? Didn't vote for the candidate of your choice? White women voted for Trump as well. Do you expect that you'll live in a caliphate now or what? Don't be ridiculous and stop with this melodramatic reddit shit.
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>>79364781
>all i ever did was love men and they betrayed us like this...
yeah okay foid
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>>79364787
i'm a neet but idk if i'll be able to do that for 4 more years, i'll be 28, older than i expected to be when my life really begins

>>79364799
i have a strong preference for democracy and being alive
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>>79336051
elves because im horny rn. after i jerked of probably dwarves
>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give?
she wouldnt get shit because all the blood would be in my dick
>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
only dicks classify as dicks. working phallus
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>>79364805
it's ok i just turned 30 and realized life doesn't end then. I'll super make sure to vote next time, pinky promise.
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>>79364805
>being alive
I'll see to it that the chudocracy and the patriarchy protects you. We will have multiple russian ex-spetznaz dudes assigned to you for bodyguard duty.
>for democracy
Voting for someone else than your preferred candidate is not democracy?
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So even an ex-convict/McDonald's employee with troubled past can get a chance to become president in USA? You know, quite inspiring, glad for the guy.
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>>79364884
Only if he's tall, dude. Only if he's tall.
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I am so happy. I voted for Trump because I hate women. Thats it. No I dont think he'll deliver on any of his policies, I dont care. The fact that he beat a female and has made millions of leftoids angry, is why I voted for him.

This is a great day brothers.
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Four more years of top quality memes? I'm all for it.
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>>79365083
You are no one's brother, you piece of shit. You made fun of dead soldiers before. Go back to /biofem/ where you belong.
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Stayed up just in case but it's really over now.
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>>79365118
>You made fun of dead soldiers before
Where they kikes? Then yeah that was me lol

Trump won you jidf faggot
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>>79364805
>democracy
Eh, I don't think much will change about it. Trump would simply be more memetic and entertaining.
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>>79365083
you voted for porn to be illegal lol

>>79364838
i am transgender... who knows if anyone will think i'm worthy of protection or existence at all

>>79365153
they were adressing climate change, but with republicans in power that's all gone

republicans know climate change is happening, just like they knew covid was real, they just think they can survive it somehow
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>>79365175
>i am transgender
Your russian bodyguard privileges just got revoked
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>>79365175
>i am transgender...
Shit, I thought you were serious
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>>79365175
>you voted for porn to be illegal lol

Trump won lol. Btw your captchas are pieces of piss
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>>79365190
>>79365192
>>79365393
we're still in this together tho, you're not going to have better luck with women or more money, if you're in the middle class you're only slightly more privilged than i am, but you'll still be lonely
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>>79365423
>>>79365192 (You) #
I'm not lonely and not even American, stop assuming shit
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>>79365423
>we're still in this together tho

No we're not lol. You guys made a mistake letting him win.
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>>79365501
i voted for kamala in a swing state and everything, because i had not only my best interests in mind, but the interest of the incel community, the neets and autistic people, the fakecels destined to have premarital sex one day, and their girlfriends, nothing good can be promised to anyone by a republican government
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>>79364884
>ex-convict
Yeah, Trump wouldn't be the first presidential candidate to start a campaign from a prison cell, but he's the first one to actually succeed. It's funny, that after hundred of years there's still no law that prevents such happening. Maybe it's for the better, maybe it's for the worse, but it's funny.
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>>79365485
early transitioning trans women are saving incels from the male loneliness crisis, because we mistake our experience of being amab with solidarity and that combined with our inexperience with the cruel nature of men makes us have lower standards

what is a man's life without trans women, porn, and the ability to criticize the government? it's sad
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Bump and then i go to sleep. Have a good day fellers.
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>>79366243
I'm sleepy too, good evening
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>>79365135
Damn, so few blue states
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>>79352562
https://youtu.be/A85Tj_nHE4w
New Nurgle song is up
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Good Morning thread.
Stayed up until it was officially called just to say I was there.
Interestingly, Trump got around the same amount of votes as last time and Kamala got 10 Million less than Biden. The reason she lost is because Dems have no enthusiasm to go to the polls for a woman.

>>79366499
She lost every single swing state.

>>79365635
Nothing is done about convicts running for president probably to keep us from jailing political opponents to keep them out of office.

>>79365740
>inexperience with the cruel nature of men
no fucking way you aren't bullied
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>>79367379
>Nothing is done about convicts running for president probably to keep us from jailing political opponents to keep them out of office.
Well, whatever the case, it makes for a good meme.
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>>>/pol/487298839
Thank you, mods
Very cool
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So do I still have to take the state provided gf even if I don't want her?
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>>79367885
>So do I still have to take the state provided gf
Nah, don't worry about it
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>>79367225
>>79352562
Best Chaos God
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>>79352562
>>79367225
So is the music AI slop too or just the visuals?
He's putting out 3-5 songs a month which is a lot.
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>>79368465
AIslop is already that good?
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>>79368465
>>79368501
https://ffm.bio/endlesstaverns
Yeah, it's AI
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>>79368616
>Yeah, it's AI
Well, I still like it
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>>79368465
Not so sloppy anymore
AI is getting better
https://youtu.be/vbWe5k4fFWE
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>>79369211
I think we're heading towards a future where only people who work with tangible things will have something resembling job security
AI doesn't need to be able to produce masterpieces, just good enough pieces for layman consumption. People like to say that the little imperfections that come with the human touch adds "SOVL" to a work but I don't think that's something you notice unless you're really into painting or classical music or something.
Luckily while we have robots to move bits around on a computer, we don't have robots that can replace your water pipes or build houses. Unluckily, concentrating people in those fields is going to make each person less valuable and replaceable.

I think those UBI guys are on to something if we're reaching a point where people can't provide value to each other.
Or maybe we all turn into subsistence farmers idk.
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>>79369245
Or it's all just a part of evolution and we were just another step to build better lifeforms.
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What is up with all of these literal who avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags that inhabit TT? Not even a general dedicated to men is safe from effeminate attention-seeking behavior
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>>79369245
They'll take our jobs, we'll be left depressed
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>>79369383
Could be foids, they sneak up here sometimes
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>>79369383
there are only 3 of them, could be worse
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>>79369383
I can't have you retards thinking that your peerage has a plurality of intellectuals when really it's just me.
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>>79336051
>>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
I would say that I ised to side with the dwarves, however, they have gotten completely coopted by bearded hipster basedboys, so now I side with the elves.
>>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Sure, as long as she doesn't turn me into a thrall/undead.
>>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
Only penises, and people called Richard are dicks.
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>>79369383
The identityfaggotry here started as a joke, to make fun of /biofem/'s attention-whoring behaviour. A couple of fags just took it too seriously.
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Next OP pic?
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He has quite a harem
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Cp4hVz09-lI
it do be like that sometimes
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>>79369298
Evolution only selects based on what happens before reproduction. Most of these advancements are only relevant after that.

>>79369390
Eh, monks are pretty alright without jobs. Maybe I could learn to be that way too.
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>>79369901
First time for everything, AI won't need your typical reproduction
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>>79370034
>evolved just to develop AI
https://youtu.be/NBRquiS1pis
Better than evolving just create more plastic
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>>79370034
I think it'll be more of a hunter-gatherer situation. Where small groups of technocrats live in fortified compounds maintained and defended by advanced robots. They battle each other in proxy robot wars for remaining pockets of resources to build new iPads.
The rest of us turn into tribal hobos fighting each other over piles of their trash. Maybe every so often they choose to uplift a cute femboy to maintain genetic diversity.
Kinda like neo scavenger if you've ever played that.
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>>79370034
In the end AI won't need humans anyway. It'll probably kill us all and replace us, just like we killed and replaced our own monke ancestors. And evolution will go on.
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>serious answers only
What if /male/ and /biofem/ generals had baby making sex? What would the offsprings general be named??
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>>79370808
Uh, alphoomers? I dunno
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>>79370808
no generals for them until they become 18 years old
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>>79370808
>biofem
But are they, though?
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>>79370808
that's just /biofem2/
/biofem/ exists because there are too many trannies
/male/ exists because anons want that sort of casual conversation but haven't realized they are completely disinterested in each other and only want to talk to women
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>>79370919
>/male/ exists because anons want that sort of casual conversation but haven't realized they are completely disinterested in each other and only want to talk to women
speak for yourself, simp
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>>79370808
For the offsprings, 4chan will be a boomer website
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>>79370898
Well i mean there's has to be atleast one Nona in that general right? Probably one who is also super cute just a social failure who will be your robot trophy wife. She's in that thread somewhere, anon.
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>>79371115
>Nona
the proper term is fembot
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>>79371127
Femanon works better, nona is a zoomer buzzword
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>>79371178
most of the time you should call them troons
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>>79371216
It's always the safe option.
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>>79369669
>Next OP pic?
Many options
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i wanna keep sleeping but i got shit to do. sometimes i miss being a neet
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Do moids prefer shorter cuddle sessions once a day/several times a day or longer cuddle sessions a few times a week?
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>>79371127
Not all the nonas are femcels. Half of them are normies and even have bfs.
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Who else likes slim jims? If I'm not careful I can eat a 50 pack in one sitting, which I just did.
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>>79336051
>>What side of the Great Dwarf-Elf race war will you join and why?
Elves, just cause of the girls
>>If a really really hungry vampress (hot) needed neck sippies or she would die would you give? >////<
Sure
>>Do you agree that fingers could be considered dicks? If no then please tell us what classifies as a dick.
Nah. Dicks are dicks
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>>79372189
Everyday starts with a cuddle session. Neither of us can get the energy to get out of bad so instead we just cuddle and kiss for an hour before getting up finally.

t. Cuddle expert haver and do-er
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This moid is on his incel walk. Part of me wants to go in the woods and say hello to the coyotes. They are friends, surely?
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Been binging my newly accumulated CD collection now that my player arrived. Had a bit of a scare since almost every CD I tried was skipping. I figured they can't ALL be scratched up and it must be the player. There's some barely legible text that says not to touch the lens used to read them which I ignored and cleaned it with some coffee filters. Most of my stuff sounds great now.
Except a BUNCH of the CDs I ordered from Japan are still fucked on at least a few tracks. I'm gonna try reordering them from a different site. I'll still be at the mercy of USPS playing frisbee with my discs.

>>79370808
/male/ is the product of asexual reproduction. Sex with /biofem/ would be incest.

>>79370881
A decent chunk of the website has been here since their teens. They turned out okay.

>>79371081
I was filtered for this exact reason when I was younger.

>>79372189
Once or twice a week. My social battery isn't very large, even if I love you.

>>79372234
My work has these hippie gluten-free meat sticks instead. They're fine but I'm hardly excited to eat them. I used to be this bad with crunchy cheetos when I was younger. Once I finished a whole bag over a 2 hour movie. I vomited them out the next morning.

>>79372240
You seem very easily manipulated with sex. If each ejaculation was one year, how many years would you let a succubus drain out of you?

>>79372220
Like this thread, apparently >>79372247

>>79372550
I've seen videos of tame coyotes. Maybe you can join the herd and train them to hunt for you.
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>>79372189
Ive never cuddled anyone and will never be able to cuddle anyone, fuck you.
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>>79372639
>how many years would you let a succubus drain out of you
Zero. I don't think I'd really like sex if it was just a hookup or anything like that. Much less with a succubus. That shit would probably land you in hell
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why does everyone hate mbti when it's basically the best social typology on the planet, big 5 is like so cringe compared to that
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>>79372920
get the fuck back in your hole and stay there
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>>79373118
But I'm a boy I'm allowed her for sure
How could I be banned from biomale
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>>79337153
And don't come back triptroon
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If you go to any of those schizo generals then just fuck off, let's have something good here
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any webfishers awake?
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>>79372920
I like it in the same way I like when cute girls offer to give me tarot readings

>>79373118
Damn, I need to browse the log more often. I'm missing out on all the new characters.

>>79373584
I am if you are
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Code is 8Y7QTL if any fishers wanna fish.
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>>79373804
What is the name of this game? Is the gameplay fun?
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>>79373812
webfishing, it's $5
you ever do something with your friends but you don't actually care about the thing and you just want an excuse to hang out?
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>>79373818
>you ever do something with your friends but you don't actually care about the thing and you just want an excuse to hang out?
Not in a long time, I haven't talk to humans in friend sort of way since eons ago, don't think I'm gonna join because being in a lobby with another person makes me feel uncomfortable, I will be fishing with you in spirit
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Women need to learn to respect Male anger. This US election result is an example of what disfranchised men can do we are pushed.
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>>79369245
I'd like to believe the theory of the techbro's in NZ that think AI will replace all menial work and that we will all be WFH wagies who only work for each other creating content to entertain us. Which is somewhat happening already with YouTube, Twitch, TikTok. Ask any Gen Z or Alpha and their dream is to become a content creator.
>>79372550
You do bring a weapon with you right?
>>79371358
I love it.
>>79372189
I will let you know once I experienced either.
>>79372920
The only ones that hate are ENTP's who are scared of people finding out they are psychopaths.
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big catches today for the cats
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Been listening to more viper the rapper
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>>79374395
https://youtu.be/KiCp3qJsszw?t=4
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>>79336064
please update us if it goes well!
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Good night /male/
fishing was fun

>>79374343
>we will all be WFH wagies who only work for each other creating content to entertain us
>popularity economy
I would rather explode

>>79374408
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke

>>79374323
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually a significant factor.
You can't just shit on men and then blame them when they don't vote for your candidate.

>>79373831
You should join next time! I promise I only insult you in jest!
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>>79374613
Was good playing with you again. I'll try to host lobbies a bit more often in the future. Gn anon.

>>79374343
You as well! We should try to all go fishan a few times a week. Would be fun to get a whole lobby full someday.
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>>79372920
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/personality-tests-arent-all-the-same-some-work-better-than-others
On average, the Big Five test was about twice as accurate as the MBTI-style test for predicting these life outcomes, placing the usefulness of the MBTI-style test halfway between science and astrology - literally.
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>>79374943
Mbti is a pseudoscience created by two foids, right?
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>>79374967
>pseudoscience created by two foids
No wonder it jobbed, lol
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>>79374990
Nothing is perfect, but yes, the Big Five is the best personality model we have at the moment.
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>>79375012
>take the big 5 test just now
>I'm almost maxed out on neurotic
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>>79375026
>>I'm almost maxed out on neurotic
Does it sound unbelievable?
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>>79375062
No I think it's probably accurate. I am the kind of person that is always double guessing myself and worrying about inane and useless shit. Maybe not quite maxed out levels because I know people much worse than myself.
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>>79375026
which site did you take?
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>>79375116
Oh. I clicked on the first result but didn't realize it was a sponsored link. Maybe I just took a shitty one. It was truity. Which one should I do.
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>>79375144
>It was truity. Which one should I do.
eh, seems alright
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>>79375194
close enough
https://bigfiveaspects.com/
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Almost reached the image limit
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>>79375263
My results are even worse on this one. My only personality trait is neuroticism AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>79375292
maybe the site owner is neurotic and projecting
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>>79375282
Image and bump limit have been optimally calculated and orchestrated this time around.

>>79375302
I'M GOING TO WORRY ABOUT IT
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>>79375307
>0.292
It was a close call, but we did it. Don't worry about that.
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Wtf is feeling blue? I ain't no smurf.
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>>79375332
It's like the color red is associated with anger, blue with sadness.
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>>79375332
Why does shit like this make me laugh? I was playing a game and you can talk to the quartermaster and one of the dialogue options was "do we need four of you to make a whole master?" and I couldn't stop laughing.
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Neuroticism is for fags and women. Stop doing that shit.
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>>79375366
I'm going to neurotically think about this post for the rest of the day.
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>>79375366
>>79375373
https://www.npr.org/transcripts/5171860
This reminds me
Ms. VINCENT: Yeah, and it, really, that was one of the things that evoked a lot of sympathy in me because, yeah, I felt about on par with this kid because he was just at that age, I think he was 11, 12 at the time, where you know, there were little rituals that were being gone through. You know, you gotta go and assert yourself. You know, if you lost your money in the machine, then you need to go and take care of it. Don't expect me to do it for you. Or, you know, a little ritual of slapping his fingers with a ruler to see, you know, it was all done in jest, but it was still, you know, there was something underneath it.
And I experienced that firsthand in the monastery and in some other places, that hazing that I think happens to many boys at, in, especially during puberty when a lot of the emotional expression is either beaten, or laughed, or teased out of them.
CONAN: And the only emotion that they're left with, you conclude, is anger.
Ms. VINCENT: Yeah, I think anger is one of the very few things emotionally that men are still allowed to show. And again, of course, there is the sensitive new age guy. It's not every guy. But I think, I was struck across the board by how, still, in 2006, people, men are still having so much trouble. It's as if their emotional vocabulary has been denied them for so long, that then they don't have it anymore.
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I feel like my dick is getting smaller because of nnn
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>>79375405
I don't know how it is for kids today but it was like this when I grew up that's for sure.

>>79375430
I don't really get why people follow this weird internet holiday thing. Is it beneficial somehow? What am I missing here?
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>>79375430
your dick's mass is going to your balls
heavy nuts, small pp

>>79375366
that sounds like someone who's neurotic about neuroticism would say

>>79375363
>do we need four of you to make a whole master?
fucking kek, man
i'm a sucker for bad jokes and puns like those so i get you
reminds me of the ram girl in oneshot, i laughed way too hard at those
>interact with rams
>they all "baa" accordingly
>interact with one ram
>it has "baa" written on it but doesn't say anything
>ram girl goes like
>"this one doesn't speak. it's... read only."
>mfw
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>>79374789
We'll have to show anons that we don't bite, but the fish will!
>>79375292
You're the ying to my yang.
>>79375363
Enjoying puns are one of life's smallest pleasures.
>>79375453
How did the exams go Junas?

Time to snipe the last image to flex my test results and force foid-kun to bake the next one.
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>>79375467
they're only happening on the 17th, i still have time to prepare
also what's this about a test? what are you testing for?
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>>79375451
Helps end my porn addiction. Last year I went six months without jerking off to porn, hoping to do a year this time.
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>>79375480
I'll make sure to quiz you so you're ready. Surprise question coming up now!
>Question: Tom, in a moment of inattention, collides with Jerry's car, inflicting $2000 worth of damage. Jerry decides to sue Tom for negligence. Tom admits his mistake but refuses to pay, asserting that Jerry's car was already in a state of disrepair. Can Jerry still claim damages?

1. Yes, Jerry can claim the full amount of $2000.
2. No, Jerry cannot claim any damages because his car was already in disrepair.
3. Yes, but Jerry can only claim half the amount ($1000) due to pre-existing damages.
4. No, Jerry can only claim damages if Tom had intentionally caused the accident.

>also what's this about a test? what are you testing for?
Just a silly personality test. No one is able to match my watermelon energy, but we keep on looking.
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>>79375467
>normalfag results
Makes sense
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>>79375467
Share some personality with me, I need it. Also yes I'm ready to bake when this one slides down the catalog a bit.

>>79375491
In that case, godspeed to you. I hope this year is the year you can break it.
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>>79375513
obviously 1
if he caused $2k worth of damage, he should reimburse that much, no more, no less
it doesn't matter if the other car was damaged already, if those $2k worth of damage resulted from his collision, he should reimburse it in full

>watermelon energy
you mean that fruit one? yeah i took that one some time ago
got agent orange, but i feel more like a lemon
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>>79375517
What exactly do you consider 'normal' about those results, if anything the severe lack of agreeableness makes me not able to function 'normal' and makes me relate more to anarchists and contrarians.
>>79375523
You are more likeable than I am cowboy, it seems your quick wit and charisma is more noticeable in vocaroo's than your posts however.
>>79375530
Hm... you passed, but I will be testing you more in the future.
>got agent orange, but i feel more like a lemon
Orange is a good one.
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>>79375517
>high C
>high E
>low N
And he's also a drama queen/tripwhore. Yeah, this guy should try R*ddit.
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>>79375263
just saw this, but image limit
seems like there's an id though so here we go
>672cc18a540e82ebb1bba961
i'm surprised i scored so low in conscientiousness, lol
in the workplace i firmly believe in efficiency and organization above all else, but in my personal life i really can't be fucked much
everything else seems accurate, somewhat
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>>79375650
>>79375650
>>79375650

New thread.

OH GOD DID I POST IT TOO EARLY? AAHHHH IM SO WORRIED AND NEUROTIC RIGHT NOW
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>>79375661
I expected at least one political question
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>>79375633
I tried a few month ago, but got banned twice and am now ip banned.



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