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>Thread Rules
You just lost the game
Ignore foid bait

>Thread Questions
>What is your favorite season and why?
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?

Frequently Asked Questions
>What is this thread for exactly?
This is a place for men to talk about their lives, self-improvement and other topics.
>As a woman can I post here?
Just don't cause trouble or attention whore and you should be fine.
>I'm a tranny, am I welcome?
Go to >>>/lgbt/

/male/ OP pastebin
https://rentry.co/male_gen
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>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter. I live in a place with mild winters and can open my window and freeze in bed.
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
I would probably choose a language like Japanese/Chinese or perhaps something more practical like a martial art.
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Send me to the world tree so I can meet elves, fae and other interesting mythological beings.
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter, for peak comfy
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
in how to find my soulmate
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Probably pokemans world
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>>79297150
>Probably pokemans world
Me and my friend autistically debated the ethics of having pokemon. Neither of us really knew the lore that deep but it was hilarious to google it on the way.
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Winter.
Martial arts.
Narnia.

I just got into uni to pursue my probably ill-fated dream of joining the movie/tv industry. It's an all-around class where they teach you scriptwriting, the basics of directing and acting. The acting is a bit scary as it's not something I've done before but i can't run from the challenge. the regret is too scary than anything they could throw to me in there.
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>>79297180
>I just got into uni to pursue my probably ill-fated dream of joining the movie/tv industry
That's awesome and sounds like the correct choice. I actually have family in the industry. What kind of job would you someday like to have?
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>>79297113
How did we reach the image limit twice?
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>>79297242
I don't know but I'm going to be going to try to fast. You could call it image-fasting, even. I feel like I respond too often with images and contribute to the problem.
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Fall. Chilly, but not too cold. Sweater weather. In a perfect world, an enabler for cuddling.

>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Physics.

>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Difficult to pick and choose, but probably the world of FFVII. Between the original and the remakes, I've always felt a sense of adventure and I really enjoy how unique the locations are in that world.
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>>79297242
>>79297250
Welp, I'm all for less avatarfagging too
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>that tripfag leaves
>we call him out for being slog
>immediately slog now shows up once again pretending to be resent anon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I knew there was something wrong with that tripfag.
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>>79297423
>that tripfag leaves
>we call him out for being slog
>immediately slog now shows up once again pretending to be resent anon
What? The fuck happened?
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>>79297481
it could be my schizo delusions but here they are.
>>79296663
>>79296750
>>79296813
>>79296900
tl;dr it's a nothing burger. don't worry about it and carry on.
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>>79297460
You can't do that its almost halloween and vampires are sexy
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>>79297509
>vampires are sexy
who doesn't want a busty vampress to take sippies from their neck?
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>>79297530
>to take sippies from their neck
Not that, thanks
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They will bite you and turn you into one of them, you fool. Why are there so many vampire supporters and deniers itt
I fucking hate vampires I hate them
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>>79297568
being a thrall is a bit c*cked but then you can get in to the vampussy, sooooooo....
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>>79297530
>hundreds of years old
>sexy
Yeah right, a head of garlic for thee you evil cadaver
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>>79297580
That is like being beta bucks but with blood instead of bucks
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>>79297587
hot elves can also be hundreds of years old. are you telling me you wouldn't get with an elf? you've lost your marbles.

>>79297595
you can also make your own thralls too though. just consider it like being a part of a company with a hierarchy.
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>>79297608
Elves are pompous onions
The only interaction I would have with an elf is snipping its ears so it looks more human
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
fall, because it's not as hot as spring, not as hellish as summer, and not as cold as winter
although winter is pretty nice too, but i prefer fall for maximum comfiness
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
hmm, i'm not sure
maybe i'd want to be an expert in reading people, would be really useful
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
hmm... i'd head to glitch city in va-11 hall-a, have a nice chat with jill and the other customers if they show up, have some nice drinks, and listen to some epic music
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter because I get to be cozy in many blankets
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Probably drawing or something broken like being an expert at making money
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
I would have like to see the flying city from bioshock infinite, I always thought it looked beautiful when I played the game back as a kid.

Ok I will stop using images for a bit so we do not hit the limit fast
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>>79297189
Anything. I guess I romanticize it a bit too much but it seems to me like movie making is by far the most fullfilling art form. You make art out of the world at your disposal and you use your body as an art tool when you act. It sounds beautiful to me but the reality is much less romantic. Most people in this class here just haven't the same passion. Our class is me and the teacher having a back and forth while the others sit there and listen. Only me and him are actually passionate about acting and film as an artform. But I worry me not being wealthy and connected will severly hamper my ability to get into the industry but I believe in myself. I love acting. I feel very good when I do it and it has helped with my social inabilites. But I realize at the end of it I may not be able to make a career out of it. Networking is ideal but there's not many people here to network with.
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>>79297280
>ffvii
Is that the one where there's like a falling meteor or something? I remember being scared of the concept of one of the ff games as a kid.
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>>79294265
do you think /biofem/ hasnt had much traction recently because the posters are actually doing something with their lives meanwhile you bunch are here forever and posting everyday, genuine question..

im starting to feel bad for you all now. but good luck on your general though. not even i post as much anymore because i have things in real life i actually care about
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>>79297985
that post was likely slog aka boldnon aka the pooner who is obsessed with you guys and also the one who was begging you to come post here. i don't think anyone cares about your post count. the freak is just stirring shit and had a breakdown in the last thread before then pretending to be resentanon again.
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>>79298012
i dont care about the new namefag drama either. also i do care about my post count a little, im realizing ive spent months here and i used to post daily and i was miserable so now im not anymore
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
i think it's winter because the only nice clothes i have that i actually like how i look in and am comfortable wearing out are thicker and heavier, and i can't wear this one coat i have in the summer, but also i love feeling chilly and getting goosebumps, it makes my skin so tingly. i'm just lucky i live somewhere the sun stays out during the winter
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
socializing and making friends
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
the shire from lord of the rings. i think i could make lots of hobbit friends.
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>>79298058
i didn't mean your personal post count but the "traction" of the thread you were quoting. i don't think anyone here is thinking about how much or little posts that thread gets. it's just shit stirring by that mentally ill woman who is a misogynist and pretending to be one of us. im glad you feel less miserable from posting less. taking breaks gives perspective. i may do the same soon as well.
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>>79298091
>and i can't wear this one coat i have in the summer
I have a really expensive jacket and can only wear it a month or two max a year so I get this so much. We need another ice age.
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>>79298131
what does it mean if i saw monkey in sunglasses and thought "aww"
>one or two maxx a year
it's suffering, seriously. i love hot weather and swimming but i hate sweating in heavy clothes or wearing as little as possible. i like wearing cute cozy coats and shit but i don't like the world being super cold 100% of the time and not being able to swim for as long. there's no peace in this world...
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>>79298154
>what does it mean if i saw monkey in sunglasses and thought "aww"
it means you lack testosterone.

>i hate sweating in heavy clothes or wearing as little as possible.
this is why winter hands down is the best. you can wear multiple layers and regulate your temperature. when it's hot and humid out there is no escape. where I live we get 110f (43c) days and I am sick of it.
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>>79298154
>>79298186
This reminds me
https://www.npr.org/transcripts/5171860
CONAN: Yeah, you described several moments where you break some violation, violate some code of rules, and everybody looks at you like you're an idiot.
REID: Yeah.
Ms. VINCENT: Yeah, yeah, that was, I mean, just funny things. You know, like, using the word, cute, when I was talking, you know, women will say all the time about, you know, a sweet old man. There was a guy there who was in his 80s. The sweetest man, and I said that, in sort of that puppy mush-mush voice. You know, I said, he's so cute and sweet. And one of the priests just turned on me and said, you don't use that word about another man. What're you thinking? And I thought, wow. You know, and there were other times like that where, you know, I would tell a priest, who was in his 80s, I'd say, wow, you look great. You know, and that's not something a guy's gonna say to another guy.
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>>79298319
dudes are so afraid of being perceived as feminine or gay they cant admit when another guy is cute.
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season
Spring or summer
>why?
I like the lushness of spring and the heat and mood of summer can't be beaten.
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
How to become king
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Rapture from Bioshock before the civil war or whatever it was that messed the place up.
Or whatever the nicest isekai anime world is.
Because they are cool and cute ok?
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>What is your favorite season and why?
There are no seasons here. I like sun but I need lots of rain because we're running out of water and getting a shortage once per week
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Idk, everything is worth it to me in some way. Maybe something stupid to get the money part out of the way like gambling or trading lol, hate it but it opens the time to enjoy the rest
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
That aria world is the only thing I have seen where an utopia felt like an utopia
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>>79297985
>the posters are actually doing something with their lives meanwhile you bunch are here forever and posting everyday, genuine question..
>not even i post as much anymore because i have things in real life i actually care about
Curb your condescension, lassie. Most of us have jobs here. I think it's just that you zoomer-tourists are bored with the millennial website and your universities are sucking the energy out of you. Damn glad I've finished that thing years ago.
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>>79298439
>there are no seasons here
Equatorcel
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We should add a new rule that states everytime a female posts here they should end the post with "t. foid".
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>>79298380
Ms. VINCENT: "People see weakness in a woman and they want to help. They see weakness in a man and they want to stamp it out!"
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>>79298486
WE SHOULD PUT GUM IN THEIR HAIR AND UNTIE THEIR FRICKEN LACES SO THEY TRIP
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>>79298486
Nah, it's annoying and only brings unnecessary attention-whoring. I would prefer them to blend in and simply not reveal their special gender status here.
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Man, I meet a girl somewhere completely unrelated to 4chan and dating sites and I find out she's suicidal with bipolar mania all because her first bf killed himself. Thanks for fucking it up, asshole. I can't have shit.
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>>79298565
yeah I don't know if you want to rebound that. maybe just be her friend and if something develops when she's stable then pursue it.
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>>79298440
kek, dont make me laugh. your 9-5 minimum wage job does not count

a lot of you anons are going no where in life and will die alone and thats why i feel bad for you all. simple!!
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We've got a rule two on deck! I repeat a rule two!
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>>79298583
Yeah I'm not really looking to get involved with her. Especially since I guess the reason he killed himself was because she cheated on him. Two very unwell people decided to get together. Sucks too because she's infertile and I don't want kids, almost hit the lotto.
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>>79298642
and she just admitted that to you? I respect the honesty but damn the self-awareness is definitely lacking.
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>>79298655
Yeah she just up and told me. The girl needs a friend more than a relationship so I guess maybe I can at least have that with her, idk. She might just kill herself and disappear one day.
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I am free from my nightly slumber

>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter. I look better in layers + more blankets for comfy sleeping
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Probably some instrument, or singing. I tried getting into piano and filtered myself by larping as someone who can autistically stick to the same daily practice routine.
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Morrowind, preferably before the meteor apocalypse. I like the idea of needing to integrate myself with an alien world and hostile culture.

>>79295785
Free at the work cafeteria.

>>79295878
>post some of your salads once you get back
probably not unless they have something different today

>>79297985
I don't understand the kind of resentful stockholm syndrome everyone has about this place or anything else they do. I genuinely enjoy coming here and posting in my comfy generals with 10 other people. Most of you are retards but some of you are cool some of the time!

>>79298131
Lose weight. I did and I'm freezing all the time now.
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>>79298672
>Lose weight. I did and I'm freezing all the time now.
Come visit. I will drag you out during peak summer and we will see how your bodyweight can handle 110 weather with 80% humidity, PAL.
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>>79298131
>enter thread
>see picture
hell yeah

>>79298486
nah that's a fucking stupid thing that i voted to get rid of in earlier iterations of the thread
it just brings unnecessary attention to them and creates animosity for no good reason, as anon said, it's better for them to just blend in

problem is, we have a few (ahem) troublemakers going around trying to start shit
so despite efforts not to create animosity, unfortunately we can't give them a working brain
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Good day gents, how are we today? Just slept for 9 hours but I think I might go for another nap
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>>79298672
>probably not
alright then, kys fren :^)
pic related

>>79298894
just done figuring out some spaghetti shit for a nuclear power setup here in factorio, was running into some ups issues so i got a mod to help me out with that
was able to compress my nuclear setup into a neat 1:1:3 or 1:1:4 ratio thanks to it (reactor:exchanger:turbine), but that meant having to redo what i already had in place

what about you, any dreams today?
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>>79298894
Haven't slept yet but the days been good. Got plenty of exercise, went shopping, bit of cooking, bit of shit posting, same ol. I'm a bit jealous of those 9 hours though. You should share an hour or two with me.
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>>79298937
oh whoops, forgot the picture
here we go, now yes kys fren :^)
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter. Heavy clothes are comfy, the air is cool and everything is dead and quiet.
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Investing and stock trading
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Wherever has a fox girl I can wife. The reasons are obvious.
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>>79298894
>how are we today?
Dedicated this day to relaxation, just shitposting and sorting my webm folder. In the evening I plan to read pic related, and probably watch a horror, dunno witch one yet
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>>79298946
He's gone and done it again to 'em.

>>79298947
Buff or non buff fox girl though?
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>>79298960
Non buff. Fox girls should be soft and cuddly. The wolf girls can have the abs.
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter. It's the most beautiful for me, I love all seasons, they're all beautiful, but that's the most cozy, and I think it brings out a certain spirit in people, like social trust goes up.
https://odysee.com/@millennialwoes:4/WhenTheSnowCame:a
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Tough one, I really don't know. There are a couple of things I'd like to learn but I don't have interests strong enough to decide on a particular thing. Maybe a langauge.
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
I'll have to think about that.
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>>79298971
damn I would join the pack if you know what I mean AROOOOOO
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so many winter chads here
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>>79298960
kek, you know me
if people want to keep their secrets, let them

>>79299059
indeed, winter would be a great season over here if not for the fucking heatwaves that make it feel like summer all over again
this spring is fairly colder than usual though, normally by now i'd be burning in hell but it's pleasantly lukewarm
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>>79299081
>if people want to keep their secrets, let them
based lettingpeoplekeepsecretsmaxxer
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>tfw cutting but really want to make curry chicken
the secret here is I shall drink a lot of water and go to sleep. but I will be upset doing so and thinkin about the curry chicken the whole time.
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Cozy Snow Image 4 plus music I like to listen to in the winter https://youtu.be/XmttZ-BnwaI&t=1667
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>>79297948
Yes, eventually towards the end of the game, one of the major threats is a meteor being summoned to destroy the planet.
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>32
>broke
>no skills at all
>can't leave house because watching austistic brother while mom works, and i get frequent distractions throughout the day
>the only times i can leave is when i go to work
>no hobbies outside of vidya and want to try new things such as /k/ activities
>however no time to leave house or money
>i now rot at home reading self help books in hopes i can get some idea going
>i don't get an idea
>this has been an issue for years even before my dad died
now what
tried coding numerous times over the years, i hated it
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>>79299243
don't post too many. we hit image limit two threads in a row
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>>79299258
Oh, ok, I will leave it at this then.
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>>79299256
And then we get too fast to the image limit
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Summer heat is unbearable and spring brings allergies. Winter weather can be bad too. So I choose fall.
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Aviation. I wanted to say an instrument but there's nothing stopping me from learning an instrument now I guess.
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Pokemon because I can't think of anything else right now.
>>79298894
Woke up hungover, need more sleep.
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>>79298937
>any dreams today?
can't remember, I usually only have intense dreams if I go back to sleep
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No Nut November is matriarchal oppression and I will not partake in it.
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>>79299637
It's a plot by Big Women to lower your testosterone levels. You know they're aren't gonna stop flicking their beans for November.
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>>79299999
>lower your testosterone levels
Fucking retard. jews pump the internet full of free porn to lower it
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>>79299999
no arguing with those digits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs
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>go to sleep
>dream for like 20 minutes about posting in a thread on r9k
>not sleepy anymore
what did my wacky quirky chungus brain do this for????????
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>>79296663
>to teach femcels that they are just as brainwashed as incels

Never gonna happen and most definitely not here. I'm not going to go into detail but it's significantly harder to fix women who were conditioned to be a certain way than men. Men are much more flexible, malleable in this regard. It's very rare for women to give up a set of beliefs they have grown attached to.
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>>79299999
Aight, fair enough
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>>79299637
>>79299999 v/
LEGENDARY GET

i didn't even KNOW that was my plot but it makes total sense now that i think about pent-nines (and i've never done NNN either so that tracks)
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>>79301331
These ones are just for you
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>>79301449
Nice numbers I got there doncha think? Heh.
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>>79299999
What do you mean by Big Women?
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>>79301549
The convention where all the women get around the table to conspire. It's next door to Big Jew and Big Pharma
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>>79300066
>>79300184
>>79300244
>>79300383
Damn, Tomonona really let herself go
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>>79301549
Amazons plotting a new world order like in those horuvex stories
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>>79301331
>my plot
>(and i've never done NNN either so that tracks)
But... how are you supposed to nut and fail?
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>>79301762
that's just another walterfaggot thread
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>>79302184
In the off chance it isn't, holy fuck what a trainwreck.
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Summer cuz I can see booty

>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
A bootyologist so I can study booty

>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Booty land to eat their famous icescream
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>>79299183
>>79299194
>>79299199
>>79299223
>>79299229
>>79299243
>>79299256
It's still autumn
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>>79299999
>>79300076
Too much /x/
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Can we change the OP so instead of directing trannies to /lgbt/ we direct them towards suicide
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>>79303405
No, this was already addressed. Don't pick a fight if there's no need for one because it will only attract the people you don't want here.
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>>79303469
>No, this was already addre-ACK
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>>79303405
Sounds ironic, coming from a fag like you
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>What season is my favorite?
Prob winter, winter clothing goes pretty hard, quieter nights; really like it's tranquility.
>Expertise?
I would say I'd want to learn cooking.
>>79299999
Well, it's gotta be true now. Don't yeet to online succubi ig
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Idk what you guys are on about, it's finally the end of locktober and My mistress told me no nut November is a must!! I'm kind of nervous causes she's the best and let's me take my cage off and cum once in awhile, but rules are rules for November and no nuts allowed
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I return!
I got the exact same meal that I had last thread but the managers also paid for boba for the whole team. I didn't actually get any pearls because I have invisalign and don't want to take them out just for a drink so I got this strawberry thing. It was alright, that bottom layer is a puree though and I had to just swallow the strawberry chunks instead of chewing them which was awkward.
We did some chit chatting while we drank. Teams got shuffled around a bit so we were all new to each other. We discussed other offsite fun things to do besides the observatory trip. They like cycling and rock climbing which are the most "I work in tech" hobbies I've seen but it was a good jumping off point to get to know one of the members because I had a cycling phase a few years ago.

>>79298712
I was raised in South Carolina

>>79301762
Don't fix these women, they're funny (when you're not in a relationship with them).

>>79299999
If I take TRT does it balance out?

>>79299454
You receive your commercial pilot's license with multi-engine, but you can't get a job because you still don't have the hours.

>>79303674
Cooking is easy. Just set someone on fire.

>>79299209
If I'm hungry before I go to bed, sometimes I take a sugar free electrolyte supplement. Hunger signals can be caused by being low on them.
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Bonus sleepy babies.
My office is next to a bird preserve. In the Spring there are little ones everywhere. This time of year it's mostly ducks and geese.
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Good night anonymous.
There is a poster on this forum that I love and want to have babies with, but I don't think they believe I'm serious even though I would move into their life in a heartbeat
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>>79304125
All you can do is try to convince of your sincerity. Best of luck as well, I used to want babies but my ex didn't and after getting out of that relationship I no longer want them. Moral of the story is don't be me
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Damn the board died early today. Did i miss something.
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>>79305127
You did not miss anything important besides the rapture
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Lets try this here too
https://tiermaker.com/create/the-greatest-fictional-worlds-of-all-time-585167
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>>79304125
good night, anon
sweet dreams, and well... i guess you'll just have to show them rather than saying anything
i'll leave it up to you to think up a way to do that

>>79305377
what rapture?
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I slept [/spoiler] 4 hours [/spoiler] again. I'm gonna lose my marbles.
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>>79305499
And now I've gone and messed up my spoiler text! This day is off to a bad start for me fellas.
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>>79305499
it sure does show you had that much sleep, i believe you
get another 4h in later when you can
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>>79305499
just sleep more man, fucking do it. Just lay there and refuse to move until you get your sleep
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I feel so fucking sick I could vomit my lungs out
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>>79305741
then vomit your lungs out, do what you gotta do
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Spring, I hate being cold and I hate being hot
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Maybe stocks, so I can quit my job and just day trade from home
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
The world of Porco Rosso, sky pirates are so fucking cool
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>>79305925
>sky pirates are so fucking cool
It's called we do just a bit of casual thievery.

>>79305741
Why do you feel sick? Did you get food poisoning?
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>>79306024
I didn't eat anything for a whole day and then ate quite a bit of something really strong, that's probably why
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I need to restart my gym arc
I used to be able to do ten pull ups now I doubt I could do 5
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>>79306112
So do it, what's stopping you?
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>>79306112
How much do you weigh? I had to train up to 5 pull ups.
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>>79306263
I weigh 70 kg, I started lifting when I weighed 60kg so it was not too hard to do pull-ups and as I got bigger I i did not lose the ability to do them. I am 180cm tall. I only was 60kg because I was starving myself because I was fat. That was back in 2020. I have been at 70kg for nearly 3 years now.
>>79306243
Nothing, I have a home gym, i have just been super lazy this year and last year. Warehouse work makes me too tired to train but I am sure I could if I tried which I will today.
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>>79306312
What's your routine like? If you're doing some serious shit like 4-6 days you could probably dial it back to two days on the weekends and still look decent.
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im fat right now
after starting meds i gained so much weight
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>>79306320
It is some berserk routine that was 4 days a week made by a YouTuber called natural hypertrophy.
I think you are probably right, I tried dialing it down to 3 days and only 45 min sessions but even that was too much for me. Idk why I never thought about just doing upper/lower on the weekend. I will try that. Thank you for the advice
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heading to buc-cees, y'all want anything?
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>>79306398
I miss gas station taquitos
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What is /male/'s taste in music?
https://musicchartmaker.com/
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>>79306588
here's some random albums from different genres i enjoy
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>>79306687
>Look up Astrophysics first because I'm a weeb
>See an 80s synthwave cover of suicide song
>Listen to it to see if it still makes me want to kill myself
>Yup
I REALLY shouldn't have done that right before going to bed.
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>>79306726
https://youtu.be/-66yaKOmNjI
most of their music makes me want to kill myself hehe
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>>79306740
Yeah I'm feeling it.
That video has some good reaction images in it though.
Seems pretty /biofem/ core desu~
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>>79306588
Soundtracks, mostly instrumentals
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>>79306823
>That video has some good reaction images in it
if only you knew how bad things really were (pic rel)
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>>79297460
I dislike elves for their sissyness
I like dwarves for their brohood
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>>79306834
Have you listened to the rest of British Sea Power's stuff? Some of the DE songs are just stuff from Sea Power's albums with the lyrics changed to match the setting.
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>>79306890
https://youtu.be/CdSYXpC2sd8
It's alright, but I prefer my music without words
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>>79306878
Hell yeah, brother.
Luv digging, simple as.
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/male/ is anti-elf and anti-vampire
as someone who likes tall elf vampresses this is a travesty. we need to retake this general from you manlet dwarf bastards.
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DWARVEN WOMEN LUST AFTER THE BEC
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>>79306967
Listen. Elves just don't understand digging. But I love anvils and I love flat chests so they aren't all bad.
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>>79306967
vampires and elves are feminine
werewolves and dwarves are masculine
simple as
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>>79306970
Dwarven men lust for booze
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>>79306970
>their children
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>>79306984
dwarven women have mustaches

>>79307015
dwarven men only care about drinking and building mechas. they are man children.
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>>79307019
I thought, if you combine dwarf and elf, you'll just something like a regular human, with their snobbery and slobbery canceling each other out
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>>79307028
Nothing wrong with that, just let them do their thing
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>be me, an elf
>spend my time convening with creation and being one with nature
>traditions and folklore are important to us and we pass them down to our young kin
>refuse to interact with human and dwarven pigs, sticking to our warded ethno-forests
>look after nature spirits and live off the land in symbiosis

we literally never think about you. you pathetic humans and dwarfs seek to cover the world in smoke and brimstone. truly savages.
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>>79307059
Aight, have fun in there
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>>79307028
>dwarven men only care about drinking and building mechas.
Based.
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IS IT TIME FOR THE INCEL WALK?
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season and why?
Spring because its the perfect season for camping, not too cold not too hot.
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Probably language learning too make traveling more fun. also to understand anime in japanese.
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
No clue, I don't read or watch much fiction so its hard too say.
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>>79307476
its always time for the incel walk
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>>79307493
based renewal of spring enjoyer.
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>>79307476
Its warm tonight but its almost 5am and cars are going to be outside and I don't like people I wish I was awake earlier...
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>>79307562
4am here. charging my phone so i can go before the sun comes up. i am a vampire so i cant be out then. dont let the dwarfs know. they have been gang-stalking me itt because they hate us vampfolk
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>>79307562
took me a good two minutes to decipher your message, anon
please don't eat commas, they're important

>>79307566
6 am here, sun's already out
normally i'd go for a bicycle ride instead but crime, i don't want to get mugged
>i am a vampire
fellow vampire, nice
it's ok dwarves are cool too, we can all get along
and besides, we're pretty fucking immortal anyway, not even sunlight can stop us now
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>>79307566
Its so nice to see other vampires especially since its halloween. Can I come over to your mansion? I wanna check out your beautiful glass stained windows and candle filled libraries while we have tea.
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>>79307595
Yaaay more vampires, I love the spooky season
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>>79307601
well i was born very close to halloween so it's only fair, lol
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>>79307598
my thralls and familiars have recently spruced it up. my library is mostly full of books on creating wards but you are free to peruse my library. i have some exquisite blood wines as well.

>>79307595
>not even sunlight can stop us now
ever since the invention of sunscreen and umbrellas we've really got nothing to worry about anymore.
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>>79307612
indeed, i wear some spf 50 stuff and it works nicely, even though sunlight is harsh as fuck here
maybe i should invest in something better like spf 70 or so... i still come back somewhat sunburned with just one hour of being outside
umbrellas don't do much for me because uv radiation reflects off the ground
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>>79307598
>>79307601
>>79307612
Too much moeshit, werewolves are better
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Guys I made an account on Duo since I figured why the fuck not and after filtering out the BPDemons I'm left with a bunch of wastes of time who aren't actually looking or people that make your average /pol/ack look normal. What the fuck did I sign up for? This girl feels like a brand risk and I don't even have a brand.
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>>79307711
i deleted it the same day i made an account. it has been raided by twitter multiple times. a lot of the girls are there just to fuck with autists or get them to be betabuxx. the ones that aren't will likely ghost you and many people have already abandoned it. unfortunate because i liked the idea of a dating site for autists but it has lost its original purpose.
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>>79307736
Unfortunate because I like the premise of it and the types of people it should attract. I don't want to go sign up for pay to win bullshit on other sites just to be ignored the same amount.
Also the girl is legit, I was able to find her on other sites so it isn't just a burner troll account but still, she's probably actually crazy and like a 93% match. What the fuck does that say about me? I'm just a normal dude.
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>>79307756
>What the fuck does that say about me? I'm just a normal dude.
it means you're like me, who is attracted to crazy broken bitches
just make sure you know when to keep your dick in your pants or they'll ruin your life
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Thread 5 already? Congrats. Look at how successful a thread can be when you don't have a faggot creating the thread just to spam and shitpost.
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>>79307612
I'd really like to relax by the windows
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i haven't eaten a single thing in the 12 hours i've been awake. perhaps it is curry chicken time.
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>>79307969
absolutely, go for it, anon
i'm going to make some fusilli with ground beef, bellpepper and tomato sauce in a bit
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>>79307985
mmmm basta... i want some.
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>>79307987
i will share then, anon
might take more than a little while but i will
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the rice is almost done....
im so ungry.....
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I wrote last week abut being the sad clown, being completely oblivious to my own feelings yet deeply affected by the ones from my loved ones.
I'm done. I've been wearing this mask for so long that I forgot my face. People forgot my face. Some of these people that are going through rough times have such an inflated image of myself that I feel ashamed. How can I try to help these people while wearing this mask?
A person I love that is currently depressed told me he is feeling worthless, an absolute failure and hopeless. And he kept comparing himself with me, my job, money, and the whole happy wanderer costume.
I just couldn't take it anymore. I told him that all the advice I gave him, how he felt like I could read his thoughts was just me analyzing myself, because I am even more broken than him.
And I was really blunt and straight, "The image you have of me is not real. There is barely anything I care about anymore. I have no dreams, hopes or plans for life, you see the flashy job and the money yet I still feel like a failure, and if I can't even help someone I love I'd rather put a shotgun in my mouth right now".

So if any of you reading this identify with the sad clown, if you are turning your head on your problems, if you tell yourself "It is what it is" even when you don't believe it, don't. It's not worth it.
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>>79308177
Holup, anon... it sounds like that one particular mental illness
https://youtu.be/oRozBAIbaG4
Maybe check a doctor?
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I AM CURRENTLY EATING CURRY CHICKEN. IN YOUR FACE. IDIOTS.

>>79308177
I really empathize with this. How your friend sees you as someone to aspire to but it's just a front. The fact you are even questioning this kind of thing means you will make it. You understand the issue you have. I believe in you anon.
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>>79308235
>IN YOUR FACE. IDIOTS.
be nicer, lest you want people to shit on you for it
take a picture and show us
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>>79308243
sorry. also i am already digging in and mixed it all up so it looks ugly. i will take a picture next time though!
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>>79308215
It's not imposter syndrome what I feel. I know I'm good at my job, but it's a job. I don't really care about it and it does not give any meaning to my life.
I do care about being unable really connect and help people.
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Any plans for Halloween /male/? I plan on hiding from the world inside my house with the lights off.
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>>79308341
>It's not imposter syndrome what I feel.
That's what people with imposter syndrome could say.
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>>79308465
We don't celebrate it in Russia anyway.
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>>79308465
>Any plans for Halloween /male/?
Just the usual.
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>>79308705
>russia
Huh, are you a regular on /pol/?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/vcY1OyMRMk4
Damn, that's what it takes to have a waifu
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>>79309017
Net, I'm not even regular on /r9k/.
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>>79297113
Do you use cute girls as the OP because deep down you wish you were born as one?
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>>79309462
They just look funny
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What will you be playing tonight?
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I'm a male and I hate other males. They're all so fucking dumb, arrogant and annoying. Constantly trying to shove their stupid advice down my nose, buying into retarded memes, andrew tate stuff, etc.
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>>79310372
dickless hands typed this :^)
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>>79310372
>I'm a male and I hate other males. They're all so fucking dumb, arrogant and annoying.
I don't think those qualities are tied to the gender.
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>>79310372
>I'm a male and I hate other males
Cutting off your breasts doesn't make you male.
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>>79310372
I have a coworker into a local version of tate, he's mildly annoying and not good at his job.
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No men are giving me attention. I will no longer be bumping this thread or asking how your day was.
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>>79310387
I have a penis.
>>79310398
Females never bothered me with this stuff.
>>79310453
So many males come up to me and tell me how I have to fix my attitude, do this and that, hit the gym, speak up more, don't be a pussy, how to think about family, friends etc. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares. I didn't ask.
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>>79310584
>Females never bothered me with this stuff.
Because you never talk to them, lol?
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>>79310514
>>79310504
Holup...
>>79310372
>>79310584
Wait a minute...
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>>79310372
here's another (You) for your low effort dogshit bait you stinky cunt
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>>79310607
It's baiting time, anons
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>>79310618
>>79310607
Does you accusing me of baiting imply you think I didn't mean what I said?
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>>79310351
>What will you be playing tonight?
Hearthstone, probably
Not many things you can play on a regular laptop
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>>>/v/693371775
Thank you, 4chan, very cool
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>>79311024
I was not expecting a pumpkin flashbang from my dark theme.
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I just want a friend that I can talk shit with like those black kids in Vine.
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https://x.com/XNewNorm/status/1852034082990850095
Happy Halloween
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>>79311428
well, nowadays people use discord for that
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It's no nut November
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>>79312060
In some areas, yes
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season and why?
Probably summer. But that's only because I get a long break from uni.
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
The thing I study, which is artificial intelligence.
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Probably some futuristic utopia, that found a way to extend human life indefinitely. The reason for that is that I'd like to not be susceptible to dying of old age.
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>>79312095
why would you waste your [Book of Knowledge]x1 on science instead of how to make a girl have sex with you instead of all your friends and family and every person you've ever met, even though you're attractive and healthy enough and also have a good personality?
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>>79312095
>Probably some futuristic utopia
I'd like some solarpunk
>that found a way to extend human life indefinitely. The reason for that is that I'd like to not be susceptible to dying of old age.
That's a bad idea, though. We need death/destruction to give space for something new to be born.
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>>79304017
>but you can't get a job because you still don't have the hours
I want to fly for fun. Flying people around would be too much pressure.
>>79308465
Going to drink. Unmanned candy bowls will be set outside for kids.

Happy Halloween thread
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>>79312118
I just think AI is cool. And knowing it well provides a solid foundation to build your life upon, as does any knowledge that makes you employable. Making girls have sex with me comes off as manipulative. I'd rather be myself, even though girls don't find me attractive.
>>79312149
>That's a bad idea, though. We need death/destruction to give space for something new to be born.
I'm scared of death, so I'd rather not.
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>>79312224
>I'm scared of death, so I'd rather not.
Too bad
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I just woke up and slept around 6 hours fellas. Did i miss anything. Will you be handing out candy today?
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>>79312224
>I'm scared of death, so I'd rather not.
Gotta free our space for something new, pal. Can't hoard it forever.
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Happy Halloween everyone! Make sure to not eat too much candy! What is everyone's favorite candy or snack?
>>79297113
What is your favorite season and why?
Fall. Leaves changing color is beautiful. Winter is a close second. Summer can fuck itself because of pollen.
If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Drawing. I'm jealous of my dad drawing random people in public on a napkin and then asking me to point them out. Great party trick.
You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Witcher universe. I want to punch Dandelion in the face and then buy him a drink. I like westworld too.
>>79296728
Under appreciation, I tried to punish simps that respond to bait and fembots that post here, but instead schizo retards think I encourage it? They also think I'm some other namefag when I've never tripped or namefagged before I did. It's fine, just a theater kid experiencing ego death. I'll respect foid-kun's thread and won't spam.
>>79300535
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Show, don't tell. We just have to set an example.
>>79308177
I'm happy for you anon. Everyone is so envious of each other today when we're all just trying to make it to tomorrow. As you probably already know, this face you put on to not have to show the ones you love that you are in pain is not helping you, or them. You're lying to yourself and making your friends jealous of you. You bursting out on him is a normal result of that and I hope it showed you to be honest about your feelings from now on. It's the only way we grow as people.
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>>79312564
Okay, just stop being so dramatic.
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>>79297113
>>What is your favorite season and why?
Fall. Lets me chill the most
>>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Making money, if that is possible
>>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Gensokyo. I don't care if I die or anything I'd still go just to check it out.
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silly elves
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I cant go on my incel walk tonight.
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>>79312890
Is there a comic were she gets plapped by the guy
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>>79313560
seconding this. also I wouldn't mind being bullied by an elf girl...
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>>79313591
I couldn't find anything
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bumping for the fellas
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>>79310387
Do your hands have dicks???
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>>79314891
no but my body has one
females are dickless and by extension, so are their hands
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>>79314904
If my fingers aren't dicks then why do they go in the pussy?
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>>79314919
good question, actually
pussies aren't picky, they like dick but they also like other things, like fingers or tongues sometimes

we're reaching galaxy brain levels of discussion here
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>>79314959
the clit likes tongues. the pussy likes phallic shaped things which fingers are. the fingers are probably the second most dick-like bodypart. so having dick less hands could imply that you have no fingers at all. make sure your post is more clear next time.
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>>79315006
If your hands are fingerless then you now have a dick shaped arm...
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>>79315006
dick-like doesn't mean it's a dick, anon
dickless hands have no dicks, but they could also belong to someone who has no dick

>>79315018
very true, good point
the palm is a bit wider than the rest of the arm too
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>>79315036
what is your definition of a dick? is a dildo not a dick? if not then what is it?
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>>79315042
a dick is an actual phallus, made of flesh and blood
dildos are phallic-shaped objects, but not dicks (otherwise they'd be called "dicks", not "dildos")

it could also just be richard's nickname though
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>>79315053
so are what ftms get dicks then??
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>>79315057
another good question, you mean the skin thingies they get from surgery?
that's... a "dick", a man-made "dick", i'd say
not as functional as a natural dick and fairly more repulsive looking, but still a "dick"
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>>79315006
>the clit likes tongues
My go-to foreplay when I was a sex-haver was:
>sit behind her
>middle finger in + optional ring finger
>moisten thumb
>finger fuck her while playing with her clit with my thumb
>other hand plays with her nipples
>kiss the nape of her neck
>depending on if you can crane her the right way, you can kiss her
It's pretty "pat your head rub your belly" but the more spots you can stimulate at once, the better.

>>79315081
I have never had a blowjob I enjoyed
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>>79315109
and what makes them a "dick" over fingers? Fingers are fleshy and phallus shaped too. is it because it is in the nether region or because they self identify it as a dick?
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>>79315110
>I have never had a blowjob I enjoyed
I have the curse of circumcision so it's too sensitive. Never enjoyed it either.
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>>79315114
fingers have bones, dicks or "dicks" don't
fingers can also bend a LOT more than those two, also fingertips aren't thicker than the rest of the finger
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>>79315123
I'm circumcised and have the opposite problem, but they all came from one girl so I'll chalk it up to a skill issue on her part until I find someone else.
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>>79315053
Why are they called dildos
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>>79315124
some dicks are wider in the middle than the head! also we call an erect dick a boner, surely that is bone-like enough? it seems to me that you cannot distill down the essence of what a dick is.
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>>79315143
because they're not dicks, so people had to come up with another name
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>>79315153
>some dicks are wider in the middle than the head!
that would be pretty fucking weird, anon
i'm quite sure 99% of the dicks out there are not like that, the dick's head has a specific evolutionary purpose to being thicker than the shaft
>that is bone-like enough?
if it was a bone then i'm pretty sure we'd be able to control it better than that
bone-like isn't the same as actual bone, so no

i have a dick so i'd know what i'm talking about
you on the other hand... starting to sound more dickless by the post
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>>79315155
Yeah but what the hell does dildo mean and why is it pronounced like dildough instead of dildoo
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>>79315166
>must not contain bones
>must be made of flesh
so is this a dick?
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>>79315110
>I have never had a blowjob I enjoyed
Maybe you should try fucking men. Seems more your speed
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>>79315173
good question, why not ask the people who named dildos? i certainly don't know
and no one's stopping you from pronouncing it like "dildoo"

>>79315178
>and blood
no, sorry, that does not count
close though
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>>79315191
never heard of bloodwurst sausage? do they qualify as dicks?
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>>79315197
i have not, but uh, nature didn't shape them like that, men did through processing
at the very best they'll be on the level of "dicks" but not true dicks, no
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>>79315191
Dildo island lol
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>>79315216
kek, dildo island
>hey anon where do you live?
>dildo island
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https://youtube.com/shorts/864KUUOo7SU
Remember, running is not enough
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>>79315473
I have to explain this (and that you can't lose weight in specific areas) to my mom twice a month.
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>>79298380
Reminder that if you are a faggot you are weak and have no place among other males in a civilised world
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>>79315500
And sometimes it's not even fat. You need to train specific muscles, to stop them from being idle.
https://youtu.be/-4ec91rprZM?si=c1sxvoNiyp49f57v
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>>79298380
homos will endlessly spin all kinds of absurd and mythical bullshit tales as the reason for why straight men don't see the world through the same aids riddled syphilitic lens that they do. has it ever occurred to you that most people are heterosexual and actually don't feel same sex attraction? no, that would require perceiving minds outside of your own and the fag, like the woman, is far too distracted by their own solipsism for things like empathy and considering another person's view.
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>>79315473
it's always been about CICO. the walking or running is simply good for your muscles, heart etc.
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>>79315594
there's a difference between seeing something as cute and being attracted to it. do you not find puppies and children cute? would you argue if someone thinks they are cute that they are attracted to them? of course not.
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>>79315615
Welp, as long as they are also not funny...
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>>79315216
There are places like that
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Any of you guys watch financial audit?

Just spent an hour watching this guy fail to realize he's about to get divorce raped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkcUdMTyzhQ

I still blame him for being oblivious.
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>>79315879
>80 minutes
Damn, quite torturous
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>>79315879
>wife never looks at him
>wife takes out loans without telling him
>husband never argues when wife wants to go on trips
>hates his grey hair (I think it's sick)

>He normally lets me buy whatever I want to buy
>If he ever won an argument I would kick him out

Is the blackpill that I can't get women or that I won't want them?
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This moid is going on a incel walk. There is absolutely no wind or noise. It is a bit eery for the only noise to be the sounds of my feet on the pavement.
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>>79307987
here anon, it took me a full day to get my ass on the kitchen but here, i made it
it looks terrible but tastes really good, i love how it turned out
i'd actually share a portion with you if i had the chance, but the internet has some limitations as of now, sadly

i hope all of you have a great night, and i also hope you're all eating well too
stay hydrated and safe

>>79316140
quiet places really spook me as i think a thief is going to show up and mug me, lol
eyes peeled, anon
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>>79316061
Some people are just evil, not all of them
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>>79316140
>moid
>incel
Why do you keep humiliating yourself like that?
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>>79316202
I've said it before but it's like black people taking back the n-word. I'm taking these ones in an ironic way.
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>>79316147
Saw you post it in reimu's thread. Looks yummy. I haven't eaten yet, you saved a bowl, right?
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>>79316227
definitely, there are 7 others of this
everytime i cook, it's a big batch
you can have one for sure, anon
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>>79316236
Yeah if I'm going to go through the effort to cook I like to make 5-7 servings. My recent favorite is making curry with rice. Heats up really well.
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>>79316221
Are you a blackboy yourself?
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>>79316255
No, I'm huwhite.
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>>79316241
believe it or not i never had curry, and i've no idea how to go about making it
also how do you heat up your portions?
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>>79316281
Depends, I try to make stuff that microwaves well. Some things go in the air fryer though.
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>>79316325
bleh, i always hated heating stuff up in microwaves, too dry
i just heat mine up in a hot bath, like put a bigger pan with water inside it then place the container inside that pan, close the lid and let the steam heat things up
the only things that don't go great with this are naturally dry/crunchy stuff like chicken fingers, fried fish, breaded stuff in general
usually takes just 5-10 mins after the water begins bubbling
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>>79316337
So you just float a plastic container inside of a large pan/pot of hot water? I've never tried that but I guess a double boiler of sorts would work nice at lower temps
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>>79316406
pretty much, just lower the fire once the water begins boiling and let the steam work its magic
if the food is still too dry afterward, you can just add some of the hot water from the pan into the container and mix
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>>79312628
I will try to tone down my flamboyant personality just for you anon.
>>79298380
I think it's also because being considered "cute" is not manly for most men, their insecurity cannot handle it. I honestly believe that homosexuality is one of the biggest causes for men to become this weak minded today as it makes them reluctant to even give each other compliments. I'm 100% heterosexual and being kind and encouraging to other men has led me to get attention from a few bisexual men in the past, but not to the point where it has been a nuisance. You don't have to be attracted to animals to find them cute. I find it amusing how much some need to "prove" they are not like them.
>>79316061
I think the women that go on those shows are cherrypicked because of their lolcow status. Every time I've watched one of those dating shows on TV the women on there seem to say the most retarded things and the men troll them too. I'm sure there's a lot of them out there that are borderline lolcows, but I don't worry about them as much as most do.
>>79316147
Damn Junas, that looks great. I love how you all make big batches too. Mealprepping is honestly a godsend, I often do burrito's as they are so simple to make. Beef, jalapenos, beans, cheese, chipotle sauce, throw it into a tortilla and you're done.
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>>79316910
lol, thanks anon
it's more of a convenience thing for me, i take at least 20 mins to make some simple shit between prepping and cooking, example is making the simple ramen-like thing i do with porkchops and veggies
around 5 mins to prep the veggies, another 10 spent cooking and frying stuff all in all, then 5 more mins to wash the pans and stuff

when making big batches i can just heat them up in that steam bath i mentioned up there for like 5-10 mins, then it's all ready to eat
no need to wash the pan either, just take out the hot water and stash it, the heat left in the pan will dry it
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Cooking is for fags and women
I just drink water and buy salads and meat
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compliments are for fags and women as well, only my grandma is permitted to call me cute
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>>79317161
>buy salads
Don't know how to break it to you bucko, but you might be a fag or a woman.
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>>79317677
True, just eat lots of vegetables, your stomach will mix it later anyway
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>>79306588
all kinds of music
https://youtube.com/watch/TOEi3BZ0-uA
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>>79298319
>And in fact, they all really, you know, I found that men don't generally wanna beat you when you're not at your best. They don't, you know, as a guy just said to me recently, you know, you don't wanna win the pool game when the other guy scratches on the eight ball. That's no fun. And so they wanted to help me to get better, and then you wanna, you don't wanna beat the guy on the handicap. You wanna beat him at his best.
>And whereas a woman, you know, I often find female competitiveness is, has some undercurrents to it that are a, you know, can be a little nasty, and it's just an interesting difference.
Why so nasty?
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New comfy Warhammer with a girlfriend
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>>79317161
This nigga eating grass
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>>79318869
it's even cooler than just touching it
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how do i pick a girl's up in the tube
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>>79319010
>nice weather we're having huh?
>seen that game of footie with red vs blue team on the telly?

t. is afraid of speaking to women
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>>79319030
why would a woman as you say this?
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Good Morning robots
Half my team took the day off to recover from late night Halloween parties so I basically have the day off for free!
I don't know how I'm gonna spend it, might go to Japan Town while it's not crowded.

>>79319010
>Portion of BART is down for maintenance
>Have to take a bus connecting two stations at the ends of the maintenance area
>Bus is crowded so a woman has to sit next to me
>Try to make some small talk about whether she knew about the track closure because it was a surprise to me
>She mumbles a one word response without making eye contact
>I go back to staring out the window

>>79318452
>I found that men don't generally wanna beat you when you're not at your best
Very relatable, if I can tell you're sandbagging I will beat you to death. At least nerf yourself in a less humiliating way like picking a character you don't know.

>>79317677
Luckily, I get salads for free

>>79317128
Meal prepping always sounds like a good idea in my head but I have such a strong preference for fresh cooked meals that I never do it.

>>79316910
>homosexuality is one of the biggest causes for men to become this weak minded today
I used to be more of a hardass about "You don't need external validation, self-esteem comes from within" but I've softened on that after realizing this just isn't a path forward for a lot of people. So I've been trying to be more generous with compliments too.
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>>79319273
does your hair smell like cheese
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>>79319287
I shower daily alternate between unscented head and shoulders and mint tea tree shampoo with conditioner
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>>79319273
>I have such a strong preference for fresh cooked meals
yeah same, but honestly, heating my portions up on a steam bath doesn't taste very different from freshly cooked
i mostly have a problem with microwaved shit, so maybe look into that
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>>79320108
I stayed in and binged a bunch of spooky vocaloid songs.
I also got a bottle of soda instead of a can and treated that as my candy haul.
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>>79317161
Do you eat the meat raw, Liver King?
>>79317215
>only my grandma is permitted to call me cute
How do you expect me to not find you saying that adorable?
>>79319273
Post your haul if you ended up going. I love seeing foreign food items.
>I've softened on that after realizing this just isn't a path forward for a lot of people.
So true. I've met so many people that are incapable of self reflection and I struggle with it too sometimes, so having someone call you a retard when you fuck up helps to start the self reflection. It's the same for positive signals as I think most men that are on the right path don't realize it and then fall off the wagon to spiral back into depression.
>>79320108
I started watching the Child's Play movies, I'm enjoying watching a doll murder people and it's making me look forward to getting into the Puppetmaster franchise. I finished watching all of the Friday The 13th movies a few months ago and was surprised by how good they were too, lots of unique kills. What did you get up to king?
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>>79320108
worked, got sad cos my auntie has cancer. Time is precious lads
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>>79320345
The fuck is this image?
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>>79320108
I had a good day at work and then played WoW later
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>>79320345
>nipple rings
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>>79320345
>How do you expect me to not find you saying that adorable?
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>>79320108
>Did you guys do anything for halloween?
You bet, I've been here all day. That by definition is something.
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>>79322162
did you visit the funny sticky?
>>>/v/693371775
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>What is your favorite season and why?
spring / fall because it's good running weather
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
I've been thinking about creative writing a lot lately. I have zero writing experience / background, but I think it would be neat to be able to write strong characters and a compelling story, maybe loosely based on my own life
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
idk star trek universe? I like space
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>>79322229
no, not particularly interested
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Penis inspection bump
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I return from Japan Town. Picked up some office stuff from Daiso since Kinokuniya still hasn't restocked any of the manga I want to buy.
Also picked up some emo CDs from a CD shop.

Some teenagers tried to buy drugs from me on the way back. When I told them I didn't have any, they asked if I wanted some of theirs. I declined.

>>79320345
I didn't buy a bunch of snacks, which I assume is what you meant by "haul" but I did go to a restaurant so I could get you a food picture.
Chicken Katsu Don and a half liter of Asahi

>>79321432
Was it raid night?

>>79322252
>good running weather
Where I live it's mostly a difference between going out at sunset vs going out at noon
>I have zero writing experience / background
greentexts are unironically a good jumping off point
just write out some scenarios that you think are funny in a thread

>>79322229
I immediately clicked off when I saw it because the background is cancer
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Bonus soundpost.
The view where I was sitting. I liked the song they had playing so I asked the chef and looked it up.
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Just woke up fellas. How's the day been? What did you do?

>>79323925
That looks heavenly.
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>>79324048
Doing ok, work was shit, didn't even get a break. Now time for my daily therapeutic 4chan doomscrolling.
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just had a dream i was browsing /male/ and you guys were all talking about finding places irl with "the flow" that have "high ambient masculine energy" so you can "center your spirit". i've been reading too many chinese fantasy novels and reading this thread too often but damn i wish this shit was real. brb cultivating my masculinity, wish me luck i'm nearing a breakthrough.
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>>79324452
Make OC for your favorite generals

>>79324805
Don't forget to blast Carnivore, eat raw meat, hang up pin-up posters, meditate on concrete, and spray liquid smoke through the room so you can cultivate masculinity using all 5 of your senses

I'm going to bed
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>>79325102
good night anon. make sure you cultivate your masculinity in your dreams so you dont miss any gains.
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>>79297113
>>79297113
I messed up. Got drunk and told my only japanese friends I was a lolicon, said peak is 12. He laughed it out but I shouldn't have said it. Fuck
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>>79325135
Robot general is the pedo general
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>>79325135
if someone told me that i would laugh too and then block them
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>>79325135
well, make sure you tell them afterward that you were drunk and tried to pull a shock value joke
they'll still have that suspicion about you but it's better than leaving it as is
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>>79297113
>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter. I love the cold. I having 3 layers of blankets on with the window open while I'm going to bed, a thin sheet, a medium grandma's blanket, and a comforter. I love getting drunk, drinking coffee, getting high, then going out onto my porch in just boxers and a white t shirt, cranking up my laptop and listening to ASMR. Multiple layers of chills all at once
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Communication? Probably some mix of sociology, philosophy, psychiattry, and whatever else that'll put my endless stream of consciousness into words, and then words that other people can understand.
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Forget Me Not Valley from Harvest Moon it's a Wonderful Life. Lot of nostalgic places from childhood video games. Maybe Portia or Sandrock.
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>>79325527
Gonna go on my walk soon as well, I'm on a mission from God
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>>79325532
Do it. Gotta make sure your heart remains healthy.

>>79325438
I love winter for the ability to layer myself to the perfect temperature as well. You can fill up a big thermus with a warm drink and get very cozy. Loved Harvest Moon as a kid and played that specific one on the gamecube a ton.
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>>79297113
I went out, touched grass and started working.
Some women smile at me, but idk what to do but give a weird smile back.
One of the ladies I work with I think keeps trying to strike up a conversation but I keep giving one word replies or ending the convo.
I have to walk past the receptionist and she always asks how I'm going but I assume she is just being polite, though when ive walked behind people she doesn't say it.
I havent really talked to any women one-on-one in 8 years.
Any tips from chadlites?
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>>79325717
>Any tips from chadlites?
You lose nothing from engaging her with more than one word replies. However, nothing gives girls the ick more than a guy that takes friendliness as affection. Just interact with her normally, maybe try to make more than small talk. Since you say you're working you'll see her often so there's no rush, take it slow and if you think she's genuinely interested at some point ask her out to drinks or something after work.
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>>79325532
>I'm on a mission from God
Well that doesn't sound creepy at all
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/r9k/ feels so slow lately in general. I don't think the post numbers have actually dipped to hard due to the verification stuff though. maybe I'm just addicted and refreshing the catalog too often. perhaps it's time to do something more productive.
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>>79326707
>/r9k/ feels so slow lately in general.
That's because the australian has to wait 15 minutes after each reset to make another 5 reddit threads
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>>79324805
>just had a dream i was browsing /male/ and you guys were all talking about finding places irl with "the flow" that have "high ambient masculine energy" so you can "center your spirit".
Bass Pro Shops.
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>>79326707
I can't phonepost for some reason, wasn't banned, didn't clear my cookies, dunno
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>>79326349
I fucking knew it, that's why they are here
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>>79326820
apparently that one has a boyfriend, it kills the attraction
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>>79326820
I guess we took most of their moid stock, although it wasn't that bad to begin with.
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>>79326893
>that bad
that big*
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>>79325135
As long as it's not what you truly think
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>>79326778
Nevermind, I can, took them several minutes to verify my humanity
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>>79326820
always has been the case with most namefags. I prefer the upfront flick thread over baiting and trolling though.
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>>79326765
/male/ meet up and meditation session in bass pro shop when?
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>>79326991
well, at least it's better than camping in places where no one will hear our screams
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>>79325208
The OC test is fun, fair play to the pedos. They clearly have nothing to talk about though.
Same mistake most people here always do, they incorrectly believe they are above small talk and other normalfag things but that means they just shut up and kick rocks awkwardly because they're normalfags too and small talk is simply needed to make a conversation flow nicely
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>talking to a girl that's 5'10 (perfect)
>she has interesting hobbies
>we have good chemistry
>she lives nearby
>she has a cute voice
>just my type
>they tell me they are trans
ha.... kms kms kms kms KMS KMS KMS KMS KMS KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL SELF SELF SELF SELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>79327042
Damn, maybe we all were normalfags all along
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>>79327124
What kind of trans, maybe it's just a pooner phase
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>>79327133
no womb, mtf. if it was a pooner that wasn't on T I may be more willing to try to continue. it really does feel awful to know only trans people ever show interest in me online. I could probably get someone irl but I don't want to date a normie. I think at that point I'd rather just be alone. fuck everything. I need to go join a monastery of monks or something.
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>>79327147
>normie
It's normalfag, thobeit
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NNN is going good, so far...
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>>79326820
i find it so funny how people will cry about biofem's people lurking here while at the same time they'll lurk biofem
seems so hypocritical, like
>ooh femoids obssessed with us
as if the opposite isn't true, lol

>>79326991
how about never?
if we meet up, meditating is prob the last thing we'll do
let's share a damn pizza instead

>>79327267
good job anon, keep it up

>Captcha: SKYAX
>sky axe
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>>79327852
>meditating is prob the last thing we'll do
Why the fuck not? Nta. Do you have any idea what great things can come from it?
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>>79327881
too many of us are unable to quiet our minds, for one reason or another
i find it easier to fall asleep than meditate and i'm an insomniac
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>>79297113
There was a time where "women" were banned from r9k, like they got flamed so hard it was dudes only, I wish those days would come back
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>>79327042
I used to hate small talk until I realized that the only "real" shit most people have to talk about are dogshit takes they stole from their socials and they won't even speak on them confidently for fear of offending someone.
Now, I would much rather have a conversation about the weather and what you had for breakfast instead of some garbage I read off of /pol/ an hour ago.

>>79327904
Most people I talk to freely admit that being forced to sit with their thoughts is an anxiety-inducing traumatic psychological torture. They spend all day hunting for scraps of dopamine to keep the demons away.
My readings say that this is due to a lack of subconscious processing that can only happen when alone and undistracted but I don't know what can be done about someone who sees being alone that negatively.
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Good morning to all men ITT.
>>79323925
Fuck that looks good. I wish we had places like that were I live.
>>79323992
>ashes of problem customers
kek
>>79326765
My masculine energy is already peak, but a meet up to center my spirit would be beneficial. My chakra tends to get out of focus around these times when Scorpio is in Waxing Crescent.
>>79327904
That's the whole point of meditation. To focus on your thoughts and to process them.
>>79327946
We've been outnumbered for quite some time anon.
>>79328087
I hate small talk and if someone is only able to relay some online information they read, they are not worth talking to. That's why conversations about art are the most interesting to me as it allows people to show me how they interpret the world without making themselves vulnerable. Speaking of...

Line up fellas, what is your favorite painting of all time?
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>>79328182
>Landscape with the Fall of Icarus
>Pieter Bruegel the Elder
>Oil on Canvas c. 1560
I think it speaks to the insignificance of one's place in the world. Icarus is a legendary figure and yet it's hard to actually spot him in the painting the first time you see it. Most people only realize this on a cosmic sale but it's true even on the level of a small town, your company, maybe even your family.
I think that sort of insignificance can also be comforting. It's not necessary to worry about every single person or every "major" event that happens. It's also hard to fuck up so badly that your life is literally over (pic not related).
Also if you're suicidal you're not really hurting anyone by killing yourself.
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>>79327852
lurking is fine, blatant attention-whoring is not
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I hat men. No woman has ever been nearly as toxic as all the males are.
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>>79328678
>I hat men.
Pardon?
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>>79328678
>I hat men
Thanks nona :D
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>>79328724
>>79328711
Very funny posts. I made a typo. I meant "hate" not "hat"
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>>79328732
You did? Huh. That's not very nice.
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>>79328763
Men are not very nice. They are all extremely cruel and heartless and evil.
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>>79328778
So much not this. Super not true. Women le bad thoughever. Missing those divine digits should give you a clue about how wrong you are!
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>>79328792
Men are never willing to examine their assumptions. If you ask them why they think the way they do they will call you a weak faggot and tell you a bunch of useless advice you didn't ask for. They all carry a bunch of retarded dumbass unexamined assumptions about life and other things that they love to bring up whenever anything remotely related comes up. I hate it so much.
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>>79328087
yeah, there's that too
some people work better calmly, some others run better on chaos
i'm somewhat in between, i can't truly still my mind, just shut out all outside interference, but my thoughts never stop

>>79328182
well if that's the case then i guess
i'd still rather we share a damn pizza instead

>>79328663
true, but you know what else isn't ok?
this kind of bullshit crossposting or overall gossipping about them
that shit's just sad and ridiculous, i mean come the fuck on, who gives a fuck if their thread is dead or booming?
so much better shit to discuss out there, let them do their thing
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>>79328818
>they will call you a weak faggot
There's 0 (that's zero) people in life who have been called a weak faggot without ample reason. Get your vibe right, lamer.
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male general posted by "foid-kun"
peak irony
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>>79328900
You're stupid! So stupid! That's a parody of moid-chan and he's a biological male poster(yes, we do exist)! You just embarrassed yourself in front of everybody!
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>>79328874
Fuck you faggot. Rot in hell.
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>>79328934
y'know, never thought i'd see people parodying her of all people but not unexpected, i suppose
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>>79328994
Really? She's the only one I see people post about unprompted. It's not like anyone here is simping for Scara or Berries.
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>>79328972
Straight up yiking me out. You need to work A LOT on your personality. If I had a cooter, it would be as wet as the atacama desert right now.
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>>79328548
Good choice. He did a great job on making the painting feel wide and open while having you focus on the smaller details like that little stone cave and Icarus obv. Your interpretation is interesting and I agree, I would only add that sometimes the smaller things get lost in the grand scheme of things.
>>79328842
I would be down to share a pizza. I just ordered one actually. You anons don't mind pineapple right?
>>79329035
Speak for yourself. They are in my top 3 r9k waifu's together with Reimunon.

Can we stop acknowledging bait guys? It's not even entertaining bait, just the typical "I hate x gender" bullshit.
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>>79329035
>Scara or Berries
19 years old
they are zoomers
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>>79329067
You are not a pooner though are you?
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Movember is an annual event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November to raise awareness of Men's Health issues
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The first step to growing a sick ass bro dude dad beard is to stop shaving your face. No razor should ever touch your head as it is anathema to god
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>>79328778
>>79328818
Hey, if you gonna hate people, you gotta hate all of them, without picking favorite races or genders
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>>79329206
There are some dead patches so it just make me look funny instead of being able to grow a full beard.

I will never have this, maybe because of microplastics or whatever
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>>79329165
>*checks the integrity of dood parts*
Think again
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>>79329035
Moid-chan is appealing because she's a grumpy hag, a mommy stand-in.
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>>79329206
I didn't shave for all of October once so I could do a neckbeard costume for Halloween. My facial hair didn't even make it to an inch.

>>79329170
>raise awareness of Men's Health issues
People are aware, they just don't care.

>>79329085
>smaller things get lost in the grand scheme of things
That's the point. Icarus's name has lasted for millennia, you and I are literal Who? nobodies. Equally unimportant.
>You anons don't mind pineapple right?
I will pick it off but I'll still eat the pizza.

>>79328842
>i can't truly still my mind
One meditation technique I used to use was:
>find a busy area
>attempt to focus on as many sensations as possible
>each individual voice you hear
>your clothes against your skin
>your feet against the floor
>the wind in your ears
>anything you can smell
>you can't focus on them all at once but you can cycle between them as fast as possible
>thoughts will bubble up and you just let them flow up and out
Once you get good enough at it to keep it up for a significant length of time it will tire out your brain and it should be easier to sit still.
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>>79329085
>pineapple
based anon. I would love some.
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>>79329035
yeah that's what i meant, like i see people talking about her, sure, and that's not unexpected at all
but foid-kun's parody is something i sure wasn't counting on seeing, but considering her popularity, it's not unexpected
if that makes any sense, lol
>not like anyone here is simping for Scara or Berries.
uh, idk who those are, really
well i guess i do know scara but she just seems annoying, like the irritating troll kind
who knows though, i barely ever talked to her

>>79329085
i'm not a fan of salty and sweet in the same dish so i'll pass on the pineapple
get it on one half only so everyone can enjoy it

earlier today i had some japanese food for the first time in a long time
pic related, i got a bunch of food for relatively cheap and it tasted amazing

>>79329464
very interesting, force your brain to focus by exhausting it
i'm not sure if that'd work since many times when i was mentally exhausted, my thoughts were still all over the place
not the "my mind is racing" kind of thing, just that my mind drifts between things quite a lot
the thought hopping thing you mentioned is my natural state, lol
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>>79329464
>I didn't shave for all of October once so I could do a neckbeard costume for Halloween. My facial hair didn't even make it to an inch.
One Month is nothing, try 6 years
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>>79329464
>>79329799
the worse the beard, the better the hair and vice versa, usually
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>>79330562
>the worse the beard, the better the hair and vice versa, usually
Testosterone, probably
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>>79331421
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160418-the-real-reason-men-grow-beards
A man's ability to grow a fulsome beard isn't actually neatly linked to his testosterone levels.
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/ajpa.1330920205
Despite this, a number of studies have suggested that both men and women perceive men with beards as older, stronger and more aggressive than others. And dominant men can get more mating opportunities by intimidating rivals to stand aside.
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I'm back from my grass touching.
This board be dead dead though.
I bought webfishing if anyone wants to hop on later. I think we should have some team building exercises. It's $5 if you don't have it.

>>79329735
Your keeb is dirty!
I like sushi but whenever I eat a bunch of seafood there's a 50% chance I vomit it all out. Happened when I went to Chez Panisse for my birthday and they sprung the seafood menu on us.

>>79329799
I read that some Navy allows their seamen to have a beard if they can grow a full one within a month. I can't imagine allowing myself to look scraggly for years on end.

>>79330562
Maybe? The Korean lady who cuts my hair says mine is really nice.

>>79331556
>And dominant men can get more mating opportunities by intimidating rivals to stand aside.
tfw 5' 7" and can't grow a beard
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>>79331661
>5' 7"
How many in centimeters?
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>>79331755
170.8centimeters tall
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>>79331661
>webfishing
what dis sounds comfu
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>>79331661
>can't grow a beard
perfect time.of year to buy a fake one nobody will know
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>>79331772
Not that bad, if you can compensate that with muscles
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>>79331821
muscles > height
unless you're a dwarf
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>>79331821
>>79331843
I've been able to max out the ab machine at every gym I've been to. While I get compliments on my chest sometimes, I don't look that good shirtless since I've still got some pudge but I'm working on it.
Also my legs are naturally fucking gigantic but who the hell notices legs on a guy
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>>79331850
>but who the hell notices legs on a guy
If they are too hairy
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>>79331867
I shave my legs because they turn straight fit pants into slim fit pants and slim fits into skinny fits then my leg hairs get caught between the fibers and it hurts.
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>>79331821
Older, stronger and more aggressive than others. And dominant men can get more mating opportunities by intimidating rivals to stand aside.
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>>79331808
It's basically like VR chat but you have something to do in between the talking.
I read somewhere that men have an easier time conversing when they have something accompanying the talking (sports bars, woodworking clubs, mmo grinding). This seems like a really good way to do that.
There's also mods but I just bought the thing. If we like it, I'll dig into that more.
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>>79331938
>I read somewhere that men have an easier time conversing when they have something accompanying the talking (sports bars, woodworking clubs, mmo grinding).
Yeah, pure talking is for fags and women
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>>79331938
>(sports bars, woodworking clubs, mmo grinding)
Hunting
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>>79331938
>when they have something accompanying the talking
This is so true for me. If I have something in common to talk about it let's me connect so easily. If not I am the world's biggest spaghetti having autist. I haven't fished since I was a kid but maybe I should get back into it. I remember having to cut hooks out of my skin multiple times though haha
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>>79331938
memory and communication skills for women
motor and spatial skills for men
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>>79331938
>easier time conversing when they have something accompanying the talking
I'm like that but I thought it was an anxious/awkward person thing not a general male thing.
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If we're actually interested, I'm gonna shower, get some food and I'll figure out how to start a room.

eta ~1 hour maybe hour and a half
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>>79332316
Damn okay nevermind then
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How do you just make yourself do that thing you've been meaning to do for weeks?
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>>79332760
kek not even moids want to spend time with each other
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>>79332849
Just go do the thing, unless it's suicide... then don't do that king.
>>79332893
Not all of us have VR headsets foid, go back to your dead thread and stop lurking here.
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>>79332893
im doing my uni homework thats due in 2 hours, sorry fellas.
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>>79332904
Oh I just meant that it's a game where you sit around and talk, not that it's in VR.
The whole thing is in third person.
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Also bought this schizo-core game today we'll see how I like it.
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>>79333525
just bought it since i have $30 on my steam wallet from selling some items in my inventory. wanna fish?
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>>79333575
sure, go ahead and make the room
I'll be on in a sec gotta brush
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>>79333590
it's called we do a little bit of fishing.

room ZZK2T
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>What is your favorite season and why?
Winter, I like the silence.
>If you could immediately become an expert in something, what would it be?
Animation
>You can visit any fictional place, where do you go and why?
Places in my dreams, because I think they're pretty cool.
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>>79333641
based

Pike the brains of every single damn fish
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>>79333775
TOTAL FISH DEATH
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>>79331661
>Your keeb is dirty!
ah that, you'll be glad to know i cleaned it up right after my lunch, so it's all good now, lol
i'm a crack addict so when i eat some, there's always a few bits that fall over the keyboard :^)
but i clean it up once a month, usually on the first sat

>whenever I eat a bunch of seafood there's a 50% chance I vomit it all out.
lol wtf, it doesn't look like an allergy but is it? that sounds pretty terrible
does it happen with any seafood or just specific things?
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good fishing

>>79334024
talked to my doctor, not an allergy, also not specific to seafood type
had it happen with a crab boil, roe, and farmed bass

>>79333766
>Places in my dreams, because I think they're pretty cool.
try lucid dreaming
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>>79334219
that's so fucking weird, lol
i couldn't live without seafood, i tend to usually eat sardines now and again and some fried fish fillets every sunday, which i will be eating later today (yes, today, past midnight here)
maybe it's a combination of seafood with some things? or maybe it's psychological?
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>>79334244
Hated seafood when I was younger and avoided it when I could. Trying to be less of a child now but my Doctor said I may have developed an intolerance due to not eating it.
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>>79334249
ah i see, likely psychological then
man that sucks, seriously
does it happen while you're asleep too? like, some people like to take a nap after eating, so maybe that'll do something?
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>>79334259
nonononononono
tried to sleep it off once and almost choked
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>>79334219
you missed out. just got a two-star shiny.
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>>79334219
>try lucid dreaming
I never seem to be able to make it back to the cool places
but I like seeing all the new ones
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Alright I'm done fishin. Was fun meeting you two. Time to go be productive and get some stuff done around the house.
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I'm off to bed, fishing was fun.
I don't know what I want to do tomorrow.

>>79334361
how in fuck
the one 2 star I got had over 100 clicks on its stops
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Goodnight everyone
I'll see you guys in the next thread
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>>79334592
Good morning, tho
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Hi /male/, I'm male.
Who's waiting for S2?
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>>79334652
I just hope it won't be bad. And I don't like the title. Heart of Chornobyl? We already had Shadow of Chernobyl.
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>>79334652
I haven't even played the first one.
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>>79335052
There are three first ones, btw
It shouldn't've been labeled as a second one, imho
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>>79335183
>It shouldn't've been labeled as a second one, imho
Marketing
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>>79333641
>>79333775
>>79333942
>>79334219
>>79334361
Mornin
Nice day for fishing, ain't it?
Huh-huh
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Would you look at the time. It's time for this moid to go on an incel walk. The clouds look nice tonight.
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>>79335224
Okay, but we're reaching the image limit again.
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>>79335224
goddamn anon
looking at the thumbnail i thought something was on fire over there, lol
have fun on your walk, see if you can spot anything interesting today
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>>79335235
It's okay we are near bump limit too.
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>>79335246
Just like in the last thread, somehow still didn't reach 480, lol
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>>79335254
could be worse, like that
>>79329528
>>
https://youtu.be/pcMROea18NU
current mood in musical form.

>>79335283
they should raise the image limit.
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>>79335283
image/post ratio: 150/500=0.3
our ratio: 136/454=0.2996
their ratio: 127/337=0,37685
could be worse
>>79335304
agree
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>>79335314
>image/post ratio: 150/500=0.3
>our ratio: 136/454=0.2996
So when the ratio is bigger than 0.3, we should be concerned
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>>79335333
speaking of 3s..........
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>>79335333
we're still quite close
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>>79335345
That's our ratio
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>>79335354
i was referencing your post number which ended in trips that were 3s >>79335333
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>>79335356
Yeah, I got it
The magic ratio
Mathematical
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>>79335354
>>79335356
>>79335364
500/150=3.3333333...
very mathematical
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>not now mom the nummers are speaking to us
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>>79335380
Why are the nummers?
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>>79335415
mom you wouldn't get it. the nummers are whispering secrets of creation to me and the fellers. can you make us some ravioli im hungy.
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Nummers?
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>>79335380
>nummers
Who?
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>>79335421
>>79335424
MOM IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY IM TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS
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>>79335426
Your mom isn't here, buckaroo
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138/470=0.2936<0.3
we're aight for now
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Why do we post so many images anyway?
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>>79335440
well, it's not just us >>79335283
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>>79335444
It's not our problem, it's our website's problem, also checked
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it's an imageboard. we share images here. i guess /r9k/ just wishes to cycle content faster because its "random" so the ratio is lower. i know in the past on some boards it was like 1000/500 (post/image)
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>>79335462
On /co/ it's 500/300, lol
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>>79335462
Maybe that's why r9k drawthreads aren't popular
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>>79335468
makes sense for a board that discusses drawn comics. I think /vg/ is like 750/375 or something.
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>>79335476
Meanwhile, here we can't even post images without adding some text to it
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>>79335462
>in the past on some boards it was like 1000/500 (post/image)
huh, really? thought those were just sticky threads
interesting
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>>79335484
it does protect us from imagespam, though
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>>79335487
To certain degree, I guess
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138/482=0.2863<0.3
we're aight, we're tight
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you can see all the boards and their associated bump and image limits here.

https://a.4cdn.org/boards.json
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>>79335499
good to know
checked
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>>79335485
i'm probably thinking about ancient times or sticky threads like you said. for the past 10 years it's been the way it is now more or less i think on most boards. i looked at the wayback just now and in 2015 /r9k/ was the same as it is now.
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>>79335499
So it's mostly:
bump_limit 500
image_limit 300
or
bump_limit 310
image_limit 150
or
bump_limit 300
image_limit 300
We're just unlucky few
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>>79335519
Again, we can't even post images without writing something in the post. This board intentionally discourages the imageposting. It's by design.
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Next thread edition ideas? Going by what I remember being discussed in this edition I can think of.

Dwarf-Elf Race War Edition
Vampiric Edition
Fingers Are Dicks Edition
MILF (Man I Love FIshin) Edition
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>>79335534
>Fingers Are Dicks Edition
wat?
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>>79335536
see this comment chain
>>79314919
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less than 10 posts till the bump limit, it's okay to post images now, bros
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BORN TO DIE LIFE IS A FUCK
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>>79314919
>If my fingers aren't dicks then why do they go in the pussy?
Do they, though? When was the last time that happened?
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>>79335534
What about orks?
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>>79335559
They are a 3rd party in the greater conflict.
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Warhammer orks don't rape, btw
They are better than that
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>>79335571
They are the corrupted/budget elves
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>>79335534
>Dwarf-Elf Race War Edition
since male elves and female dwarves might as well not exist, you can call it a gender war edition
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Next thread is in the oven. Will finish baking when this hits page 8.
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>>79335628
Aight, thanks
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>>79335604
I guess, women are generally viewed as snobs, while men are generally viewed as slobs
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>>79335534
fucking kek
fingers are dicks edition for sure
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>>79335652
i'll meet you halfway and add a question about what really constitutes a dick and if fingers can be considered dicks.
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>>79335659
you already know those but i'll reiterate, kek
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My quest for finding my long lost tomboy friend had come to an end, found a friend of hers of back in the day, she told me where she lives, found the house, nobody answered, left something in the mail box and that's it, that's all I could do. I can move on with my life, if it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be. Probably married or something anyway. I'm just gonna be sad about it for a bit today. We could have had something very special all those years ago.
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>>79335960
>left something in the mail box
Nothing creepy, right?
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>>79335970
Just a few words, and my number. God I really hate how people always expect the worst
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>>79336051
>>79336051
>>79336051
>>79336051

NEW THREAD. I gotta go do some stuff so I am posting a bit earlier.



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