[YOU DIED] editionPrevious : >>79447091https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79447091Rules:Ignore impolite moidsQUESTIONS:>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested you>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.>post a good albumFAQ:>What is this thread?A place for biological women to talk about their lives.>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.>I'm a man, can I post here?Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.>I'm a tranny, can I post here?No. Remember to wipe your hard drive before you overdose so the feds don't bust you for all the vile illegal shit on your computer you irredeemable monster.>What does nona mean?Anon -> Nona>I want a holeThis is not >>>/soc/>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?This is not /ATOGA//biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:https://rentry.org/biofem_OP
>>79472045First ! (If you're a sub kys)
>>79472045My ass is itching after guy gave me oral one day ago. Why is that?
>>79472045>ywnblylohThe Sun has fallen.
>>79472045I fucking told you rain was boring>>79447226
>>79472045i still learning about how to increase the muh thread quality because its so important and there is quite literally just nothing more important in the entire world to me
Ah so that's what happened to the last thread.>>79472045>>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youI am getting spooked because I'm getting obsessed about early 2000's geek core (tamagatchis, neopets, myspace, gameboys, etc) that shit is suddenly really interesting to me, and idk why. I can't be nostalgic for it; even though I was old enough, my family was way too poor and I only learned about that shit when I got older. So now I'm worried if I got brainwashed by some fad without realizing it, or god forbid I'm doing some weird age regression shit because I never had it. Either way, this is really bad>>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.Nope no friends lolThe 'best friends' I've had have all been fucking god awful and terrible for my mental health. Now that I can be alone, I prefer solitude. >>post a good albumIdk about good but think this is the one album where I like the most songs out of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcMH1FTOx0&list=PLENR7YuMkpeFzSDT-Q5MpHrNXeA2ZzBX5But some of my favorite songs from them are on other albums...Idk albums are weird.
Trans women are women btw
>>79472045>>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youI've seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory more times than I care to admit. I never noticed until recently the poor girl getting bumped on the chin in the opening scene. >>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? He was sitting on my front lawn chatting with my twin brother. I walked outside and said 'hi'. >>post a good albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q73LMKKxbc&list=PL6vwnon3sINpMH6Trvb3hfEEwfjd6shje
I just found out you can get professional hair removal done for free by calling it gender affirming care, even if you're a chick. You just gotta be like 'Hey I need this laser hair removal to feel like my gender'. I wonder if it works for hair cuts too.>>79472796Holy shit I didn't know people listened to the police besides that one hit wonder they did. It's actually not bad.
>doctor appointment>feel really bad, have to set alarm to drag myself out of bed>not wake up, just be active enough to get around>put on two pairs of sunglasses and jumpsuit>get in the truck and begin long ass drive, head pounding the entire way>get there 15 minutes early for my appointment>can hear the electricity go bzzzzzzz>have to fill out paperwork on a touch screen computer that's really bright and makes loud BADING! noises>flinch every fucking time, can barely read it because i didn't bring my reading glasses>finally get through it, sit down>lobby has delightful amenities such as an obese black woman talking loudly on the phone and a tv loudly playing drug commercials on max volume>i finally am seen by the doctor thirty minutes late>so forty five minutes after they told me to be there>tell him my deal. he asks questions, looks in my eyes>"yeah you like probably have a concussion or something, just try to stay home, get some rest, avoid stressful environments, driving, and loud sudden noises or bright lights, like videogames">....i should have just stayed the fuck home.
>>79472986and it cost like forty dollars too
>>79472990and he also tried to convince me it was like a headache from being on my period at first and i'm like "hey man i slipped and hit my head on a hard floor and it knocked me out" and he said "i know but, have you ever heard of ochams razor" and i almost ripped out his throat with my teeth
>>79472986That's what you get for being an alcoholic degenerate.
>>79473050since when am i a degenerate?
>>79472986Total fucking bullshit. You have something going on. This is why I hate the modern medical system.
Syphilis was named after a goatherd in an old story names Siphilus. He insulted a god so bam, infection.The history of epidemiology. Dunno why.An ex's ex.She's a great friend, and she says she's glad I'm her friend every so often.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nxoc-TTN-s&list=OLAK5uy_kIPp_PysbcgWSrTP5GbVriaJYt2E0J4uI
>>79472045I'm interested in learning Russian
What are your preferences for men's legs?
>>79472840>Holy shit I didn't know people listened to the police I'm not as much of a fan as my bf, but I do like them a lot. >besides that one hit wonder they did.Which one?>>79472986I'm so sorry, Berries. : (*hug*Did you tell him how long this has been going on?
>>79473334i wrote everything important down on paper so i wouldnt forget yesterday and he kept interrupting me when i was trying to read it all to him but yeah i made him listen to it all. it was just some clinic i've never been to. worst social interaction in a long time. i swear he did everything possible to make me uncomfortable
>>79472840Who told you The Police are a one hit wonder? Who told you that?Anyway, for me it's Message in a Bottle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE>>79473334Dollars to donuts it's the """wedding""" song (Every Breath You Take).
>>79473378>himExplains everything. If you are able to, get a second opinion from a female doctor.
>>79473378That's awful. A friend of mine knocked her head into a mastodon tusk at a mini golf course and felt out of sorts for months. She eventually felt fine again, though; and I really hope you do too. >>79473383>Anyway, for me it's Message in a Bottle.I think I'm most partial to this one...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aENX1Sf3fgQ>>79473383>the """wedding""" songSting was apparently very amused at how wildly misunderstood that song is.
>>79473072Since the /biomale/ #0001 incident
>>79472045>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youThat the man who invented the bread bag clip apparently funded the Philippine dictatorship. I find the weird, wacky, and sometimes looney toons-esque shenanigans that happened during the Cold War to be fascinating.>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.It's hard to have to pick one, but it's probably my former roomate. I was not in a great spot when I moved in, and she was a help along with therapy to be more confident. I developed my habit of having smooth jazz on in the background from her.>post a good albumAbbey Roadhttps://youtu.be/GKdl-GCsNJ0>>79472111>way fewer fem than male posters>weekend>moid-chan away>scara not posting nonsense>nonas out touching grass and doing things instead of lurking 4chan all dayNot surprising at all the last thread died at all.>>79472986>>79472990>>79473378This sound like a horror story from a rural clinic. Are they able to refer you to getting imaging? Do you have any other options for getting looked at? Does your insurance cover a telemed call?Also, make a habit of recording your doctor visits, especially when going to new places. State health services boards are REALLY interested in medical misconduct.>>79473222One of my friends can speak Russian, and from what they say it's a near useless language unless you're playing MMOs during night hours or survival shooters. Also, apparently lots of Russians don't speak according to proper grammar rules and it apparently all sounds like something a discord chat bot might spit out. Anyone who isn't a native Russian teaching it to you via exposure might as well be teaching you to speak a different dialect.>>79473383>wedding song>Every Breath You TakeDo white people really?
>>79473080She's simply a drunkard, she will feel better when she leaves that shit
>>79473334>>79473383>>79472796This is now a police thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ
>>79473820Police thread? This is a Police website.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFN5DveQH0o
>>79472072Seems unrelated. That said: Get a bidet seat. Even the really nice ones with heated seats and water cost <$200 now. Be sure to determine whether your toilet is round or oval before buying. t. plumber moid
>>79473740>>nonas out touching grass and doing things instead of lurking 4chan all dayThis so much. Look at how many have improved their lives.
>>79472045god i hate women. sometimes it just pops into my head how my fellow woman shamed me for being a shitposting retard
Why so ded?
>>79475628Guess the larp dies down around this time, "dude".
>>79475628Bear with me, this is going to shocker. Ready? Some of us have lives outside of 4chan.
>>79472840This is the most aggravating post in this thread in a long time.And by an avatarfag no less.>>79472986Definitely go see a different doctor, preferably a female one.
P 10 bump. Have a fun life, nonas.
>>79472986could be subpar or nonexistent REM sleep, very common for people who drink and take alprazolam together. I hope you're not doing that
>>79473740>Do white people really?Apparently if you're only half paying attention to the lyrics, it sounds very romantic. >>79473820>This is now a police thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjSV-lnqvg
>>79472986just reading that pissed me off
>>79477259It should. It's absolutely shameful when patients get treated that way.
>>79472986>just try to stay home, get some rest, avoid stressful environmentsDid you tell them it's been a month??
>>79473334>Which one?Roxanne>>79473383>Who told you that?My family, they're the only people I talk to lol but I saw it on /mu/ once and it solidified for me.>>79472986In my experience you really have to push doctors to do anything besides the bare minimum.
I'm so stupid I hate this stupid baka lifeI got a call early this morning from a college friend of mine that I had a huge crush on. Apparently, he saw someone that looks like me with my same car. Said he was honking and waving like crazy. I got off the phone rather quickly, saying if I'm in town again, I'll call him. It feels bittersweet >>79406812>I hope a worker dies for every single manufacturing error from thatA bit extreme but I understand the sentiment. Thankfully, in a pack with 119 other slim Jim's it was not so devastating. I might send them an email and see if I can get one slim Jim mailed to me or maybe a cool hat >>79407068>Never thought slim jims would be a hangover cureI mean they're decent enough but the best hangover cure is watching Billy on the Street >>79411993i think Trevor is a good character to watch on media but not a good as a person to have in your life>>79415106>old people voice my voice got really monotone and weird when I was younger and never recovered. like some autist puberty >>79472986I am in the same boat of thinking it is another awful rural clinic and they treated you terrible. I live rural and keep a mental list of hospitals/clinics near me to avoid, but it's a crappy defeating feeling + having to go through another doctor's office for possibly another bad experience is not fun or good >>79476746doing ur mom
>>79473516like i said i've had bad knocks before so i should be okay. it does unironically take time to get over but the doctor probably shouldn't think the same way as some untrained redneck>>79473564i can't tell if you hate frogposters or if you're confusing me with scara>>79473740>>79477651>rural clinicding ding. it was a rural clinic. i just couldn't get an immediate thing with my actual doctor. i'll just ask next time we have a main appointment i guess.police song review>>79474394like this song>>79473820not as much>>79472796i think the audio balancing on this is not done very well even if the song is not bad>>79473383like this songis this sting? i knew about sting as an artist and i like his music but i never heard the police before>>79476774i don't take that. i'm generally sleep deprived but that's been true for years so this is different.
I love winter but I get cold easily and have SAD. I wish I had a full time job working from home, not my current job. I got banned from Crystal Cafe for calling out some cunt. I miss it but not really those chicks are as toxic as the ones on here.
>>79477631>RoxanneI figured it was either that or Every Breath You Take. >>79477651Good morning, Tomo!>>79477689>is this sting?Yes. Sting was the singer and base player for the Police for many years, then he went solo after they split up.
>>79477689>i'm generally sleep deprived but that's been true for years so this is different.it adds up
>>79477651>he saw someone that looks like me with my same car. Said he was honking and waving like crazy.>called to let you knowhe wants you, Tomochan
>>79472045>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youI have been trying to learn how to felt but I suck at it so I am not sure if learned is the right word yet.>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.:( I used to but we grew distant>post a good albumhttps://youtu.be/un1Cxrx7XBc?feature=shared
>>79477689>i never heard the police beforeThen here's the song none of us posted because we assumed everyone has already heard it before. And maybe you have heard it without realizing it was them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs>>79473740Do white people really play this song at weddings? You've been to some of those weddings and you just blocked out the memories. Let it come back. Let it all come back.
>>79473740>the man who invented the bag cliplol what the fuck, that is interesting. How do you even come across that>>79473740>Do white people really?Much of my family thought Santaria by Sublime was a sweet love song. I think people get a lot of context from the tone of a song, so if it sounds upbeat and happy then they assume it's a nice song about nice things.
>>79478266Here's a more obscure one that even casual Police fans might not have heard. A whole song of Sting singing complete gibberish, which someone then made a funny video of...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zq2HPUI41o>>79478294>was a sweet love song.That's how it was with me and What a Fool Believes by the Doobie Brothers. It's such an upbeat and happy-sounding song; but once I really listened to and understood the lyrics, I was like "Aw, that's sad." : (
>>79478593Masoko Tanga? No thanks, I'm not into post-'83 Star Wars.
>>79478634>Masoko Tanga? No thanks, I'm not into post-'83 Star Wars.Thank you; I got a good chuckle out of that. : )
lntercourse with Op1
>>79475628Because we have better things to do than sit on 4Chan all day. I just got back from grocery shopping and house cleaning before that.What did you to today?>>79477651I don't even think Trevor is all that memorable compared to other GTA protagonists. He seems to have been thrown in as a concession to the kind of player that gets bored and goes on murderous rampages, and that was never how I played.>my voice got really monotone and weird when I was younger and never recoveredI kind of have the same thing. Voice box got messed up during my growth spurt and suddenly I sounded like I was 40 with absurd vocal fry and no ability to hit higher octaves.>>79477689Well hopefully you can get one soon and get on the right track. Hopefully you see a female doctor and someone who specializes in TBIs.>>79478294A video that got recommended to me. I've read a bunch of books on stuff that happened in the cold war, and let me say the "millionaire gets involved in CIA shit" is everywhere.https://youtu.be/Ls3VkE2B8zM>>79478266>Let it come back. Let it all come back.It's all a fog, but as I try I can recall the speakers playing a distorted Canone in D Minor, and then everyone put on masks in unison and started chanting in tongues and then later the crushing disappointment when the cake turned out to be Chocolate.
>>79472045>>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youlearnt a lot lately about colonial organisms>>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.i have two very good best friends, i met one through being in the same german course and the other happened to be her best friend.>>post a good albummorning view by incubus
>>79479619>like I was 40 with absurd vocal fryvocaroo plz?
the captchas are getting more powerful>>79477778Goood morning/afternoon Florida! I just got back from grocery shopping. I don't know why I choose Sundays so often, it's so busy. I'm going to make some homemade crunchwraps today >>79478061is it really worth it to drive two and a half hours to see a moidin all seriousness, I don't think a relationship would pan out with him, even if I was interested in one. Although it was flattering to hear he was thinking about me. >>79479619I actually haven't played though the older gta games myself, so I'm not as familiar with their protagonists. I always watched some other kid play gta 4 or something. Trevor is pretty exaggerated on the violent parts of his character, though I like the other parts of his character/story, like the secret Patricia affair. Never was a fan of the rampages though ngl those missions are tedious >voice box got messed up Was there an incident that caused it? Idk what triggered my voice to change, one day my mom asked why I was talking monotone and weird, and it was the first time I noticed the change
>>79472045Do you have a gay male friend?
>>79479857>I don't know why I choose Sundays so often, it's so busy.I don't even like going out on Sundays if I can help it. That's why it's often the day that I post the most.
>>79475628Was been for the last week having sex with my ex gf.
>>79479619>>79479857Did either of you try seeing a vocal coach or some other specialist to try getting you to sound more like how you'd prefer to sound? Or is that not the sort of thing that can be improved with practice?
>>79479857>is it really worth it to drive two and a half hours to see a moidYou cannot meet him halfway?
>>79479857>it was flattering to hear he was thinking about me.think it over a bit and contact him. you can always go back to your neet dungeon if it doesnt work out
>>79481615This. It wouldn't hurt to give it a go or even just to talk without involving it into a relationship.
>>79481541>>79481615>>79481769What is with the bf's all of a sudden? Scara got one. Moid got one. Now, everyone is trying to push Tomo into one.
>>79481814Everyone must graduate from 4chan. Bring on the real life happiness and shut down /biofem/ forever.
>>79481833>shut down 4chan forever.ftfy
>>79481856Well that's just not realistic. Some people will never graduate.
all of you /biofem/cels deserve to die a slow and painful death. You dont deserve happiness in the world, just slow agonizing deaths t. guy who has been here since the start of your shit general
>>79481864It is realistic. All that has to be done is Hiro pulling the plug.
all of you /biofem/cels deserve to listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4asUD0Ip5c and hear its message. You do deserve happiness in the world, just slow heterosexual relationships built on trust and understanding.t. a guy who is posting in this thread for the first time
>>79472045Do you ever wish you could just be one of the boys?https://twitter.com/TheCriticalDri1/status/1858178701348815224?t=gJPlIpUPOgFwiGxVVLFbvQ&s=19
>>79481814>Scara got one. Moid got one.You forgot Tifosi. ; )>>79481923You're all right. : )>>79482307>Do you ever wish you could just be one of the boys?Nope.
>>79482375Hasn't Tifosi been constantly fucking guys?
>>79482375Sorry I forgot Tifosi. My point however is the most unlikely ones to ever get a bf now have one.>>79482307>Do you ever wish you could just be one of the boys?No.
>>79481923the fuckin goofy movie lol why was it such a hit? my family owned like 5 vhs tapes and this was one of them>>79479863Used to be a fag hag but the fag was just too degenerate and skeeved me out
Decided to go for the dragon dildo meme and got a wacky-shaped one after having two normal ones from spencer's for a few years. Yowza! I'd had deathgrip issues with my clit lately from the old vibrator but the shape of this weird thing and the softness is enough to just get me to enjoy having it in rather than treating cumming like a chore to be sped through. It feels more enjoyable with this weird alien thing inside than playing with my clit.So anyway I've masturbated with it five times in the past three days. Might be six soon. Anyone have any really fun, weird dildos to recommend? Just anything that feels interesting inside.
Dear lord I do not want to work tomorrow nonas
Reminder that you are indeed a bad person for refusing to settle for incels and insisting on upholding patriarchal conservative standards in dating. Females' only standards are double standards
>>79481814>What is with the bf's all of a sudden?Not really that surprising. A privilege of being a woman.
Went to the beach, saw lots of birds! Was super cool. I saw sanderlings, dunlings, various herons and plovers. I saw an American Avocet which was a new one for me! They look so cool to me. Saw some various egrets, and a fuck huge pelican! Also got to see some dead crabs and dead jellies, what appeared to be a dead red snapper, a disgusting drumfish mouthplate, a dead hog and some hog tracks, some gator tracks, and a singular quite large 5 fingered print with a paw pad, maybe a big rat or a nutria?Dog also was very silly chasing the receding waves then running like a pussy when they came back to get them. It was a good day. >>79484049I'm sorry about work... Not really sure I have any advice for ya I always got the sunday scaries. >takisI tried those before and they were horrid, even my dog wouldn't eat them. I see people put that shit on ice cream. I don't fucking understand hoooowww
>>79484047you aren't even trying anymore eh?
>>79484213>I'm sorry about work... Not really sure I have any advice
>>79484213>Went to the beach, saw lots of birds! Was super cool. I am happy you had a nice day nona.
>>79484235It's so obvious.
>>79484235Even with my friends we never talked about stuff like that.
>>79484257Meditation and working out earlier in the day maybe? To help with some anxiety
>>79481814I made peace with the australian and worked out this psyop to reclaim /r9k/. You will all get boyfriends, you will pregnant and you won't have time to browse this board.
>>79484151Women are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.Women are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.This is not a privilege to be envied.
>>79485937Those other people arent picky on who helps them
>>79485729>you will pregnantdont scare them with shit like that
>>79485984they will have icky male offspring and their biology will force to love them
>>79481923>A Goofy MovieKino taste>>79482307Not really. A certain chunk of the population sees "one of the boys" and assumes you're sleeping with a bunch, if not all, of them. Dealt with that growing up and it's annoying.>>79472045>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youBullet stuff, been watching videos on guns and ballistics again. The more I watch about 10mm auto, the more I want a gun in it even though it would be way too much for me. Just kind of a weird cartridge.>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.I guess my fiance would be. I drifted apart from my old school friends a long time ago. Most of us are at the age where we're married/divorced and have kids. We met through my older brother. >post a good albumThe '59 Soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcCdhaZhklQAlso Rappalachiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii1TNIv60F4
I gain joy knowing some random scrotes have tantrums just by me existing.
>>79486779>I gain joy knowing some random scrotes have tantrums just by me existing.Only the ones who make it their entire identity to hate something just because they can't have it. ; )
>>79484257It is just such a relatable feel that even as a NEET I still get anxieties on Sunday and will have a hard time sleeping. The only thing I could do was just pretend it wasn't going to happen, until I'm literally at work again>>79484267Danke! I meant to go to the beach like a week ago but better late than never. I got to see a bunch of pink spoonbills! so very worth it.>>79484898It is kinda funny what some people think girls talk about or act.
>ordering groceries for pick up>i tend to order from same store, it keeps track of how much you spend>"you saved 2k so far!">intenseanxiety.jpg>If i SAVED that much, think of how much I've spent over the years!>Lizard brain is now thinking about just not buying food to save money (we have nothing for dinner)I generally spend around $50-70/week for 2 people (including toiletries and garbage bags and other shit), so I'm not really over-spending. I just really hate that they keep track of how much I will spend on groceries, I guess for life? Also butter is so expensive. And the 'sale' on proteins are barely a sale. My cheapest meats that are used for more than soup flavoring is nearly $2/lb.20% off on radishes though so that will be fun.I need some more fun and cheap cold weather recipes.
>>79487865Just go in store and stop being lazy
>>79487559> even as a NEET I still get anxieties on Sunday and will have a hard time sleeping.I tried to pretend it wasnt coming but it did. I wish I could just be paid to do nothing at all. >inb4 tradwife memeThat is still a job except this time your husband is your boss and he can fire you if you are ugly and unsocial and dont want to have sex. How is this a comparison people make? At least my boss cannot fire me for being ugly and unsociable and sexless
>>79488068I have absolutely been overlooked for promotions based on looks and have been demoted, pay cuts, made my job nearly impossible for me to do etc for what I would consider not being social and knowing/befriending the right people. I have personally watched my old boss not hire people because he thought they were ugly, didn't hire people who were openly gay, and hire other people because they knew who he was/played his game (he's a low level twitch streamer). It sucks, but that's why you always modestly looksmax before an interview. Iunno i kinda just see it as two sides of the same coin.
>>79488173Well you can lie about the gay thing. But I still do not think it is that bad or too often because I seen some butt ugly landwhale office bitches and asocial moids and they are all still there as long as they do the bullshit job so idk. At least you only owe your boss the bare minimum
>>79488068>That is still a job except this time your husband is your boss and he can fire you if you are ugly and unsocial and dont want to have sex. How is this a comparison people make? At least my boss cannot fire me for being ugly and unsociable and sexlessehhh? i don't think you'd pick someone who would disrespect you. one thing i read from a book a long time ago is that when you're diagnosing a problem and you immediately go towards the fact that you "picked wrong" its important to reflect that that mindset is disrespectful to yourself. like there is a reason you married him ykwim. ofc always prepare for the worst but you can't automatically just go "if i suddenly turn ugky/fat/no libido/etc he will leave" cause its unrealistic. something happened to make you that way and he was probably there to watch it happen.
>>79488303Hmm you are right you are right. Maybe I was being melodramatic. But I never dated anyone before much less had a husband because nobody sees me so I havent put that to the test.
>>79479987worst part about going out yesterday is some lady gave me a look after I walked around her annoying kids blocking the entrance. I gave her my best mean mug, and she looked away but wtf? I didn't do anything. Then, she got in her tricolored van and pooted away, everyone lived happily ever after >>79481408I haven't looked into a specialist myself, it's niche and might be pricey. I can change my voice to sound more feminine/appealing manually, but it's like a conscious effort and very much fake/masking voice that I made up for an event in school when I was younger. Kind of like a customer service voice >>79481541Maybe. I forgot that he has a car now. I'll consider giving him a call. Though I feel that he will not have the most enthused reaction at my neet situation I've been coasting in for a while, which is why I don't think a relationship is viable. I want to wait until I have my shit together, if that ever happens. He graduated, I think bought a house even? I wouldn't want to wedge my loser stoner self into someone's put-together everything else >>79484047bad dragon is funny lol. I'm not a dildo enjoyer, but I bought a bunch of the mini dragon dicks when I was in high school and gave them to my friends for laughs >>79488230>butt ugly landwhale office bithces I was bullied by these types when I worked in a small office, feels bad.
>>79488429>I was bullied by these types when I worked in a small office feels bad.Sorry Nona that this happened. Tbh people overlook me and that is the way I want it. So I never have the chance to be bullied because I stay in my little office space. Like their eyes just pass over me. Once I was at a conference sitting RIGHT in front of the presenter and he did not even see me when I raised my hand. I think because I am very short and small so people dont notice you at all.
>>79488429>will not have the most enthused reaction at my neet situationnever a deal breaker for a guy who's doing alright.he's the one who reached out anyway
>>79488429>call and ask if wants to meet and catch up>if he flirts, confess at some point he was your hs crush>tell u've been in b/w jobs for a whileif he's interested he'll take care of the rest
i've been working on regulating my period by keeping up with sleep, exercise, diet, and avoiding stress (which is hard because i'm/my body is especially sensitive to it and everything stresses me out). after missing it for a few months, it came back synced with the new moon, which i don't like. but yesterday it finally arrived with the full moon like it used to. i love it because it makes me feel like a witch.>>79472045>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youi haven't been doing a lot of learning lately. been experiencing a slight decline in my mental abilities, so i've mostly made lists of books i want to read and the like>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.i haven't had a best friend in years... >post a good albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuzfMR-7v1I
being an adult womanlet is driving me suicidalI am a 4'8 troll and the only men attracted to me are all pedophiles
>>79488920woah someone make way for this guys complain traaaain
>>79472045>what's the newest thing you learned about that interested youGuy I like has been telling me a lot of stuff about planes. I find it really awesome listening to him and learning about it. He's so passionate. It's really cool.>if you have a best friend, how did you meet? if not, same.I do, but can't share the story because it's pretty unique and will definitely fall back to me. >post a good albumJust a song I like. Pyramids by Frank Ocean. So good with headphones.
>>79488920>men must only be attracted to me because i am so small and petite and childlikegirl... please... that is quite the judgement to make. Go outside.
>>79488429>wtf?Some people get offended when it is brought to their attention that their actions are inconveniencing others. >I wouldn't want to wedge my loser stoner self into someone's put-together everything elseThat's an understandable concern; but in my opinion, not a good reason not to try. The only good reason not to try is if you're straight-up not interested in the guy.
>>79488920Just because you're attractive to pedos doesn't mean that everyone attracted to you is going to be one. >>79489009>I find it really awesome listening to him and learning about it.I learned more about guns and warfare than I ever thought I would for much the same reason.
>>79488548>b/w jobsWhat are black and white jobs?
>>79488920>>79489025i hate that complaining about this makes you sound like a "pick-me." i'm also short and the men attracted to me like that i am small, yes. i guess it's not fair to call them all pedos, but when they list "neoteny" as the things they like about girls, it does make u think
>>79489121>I learned more about guns and warfare than I ever thought I would for much the same reason.Aw, that's cute. I've had several friends really into planes and they've told me some things before. None like him. I'm really passionate about animals among other things and get into long winded ideas about lots of science stuff I like to read. He listens to me do that. It's insane. He's just as happy letting me derail a conversation when I see an animal as I am listening to him tell me how he knows what kind of plane it is by just sound, and why it makes that sound. I love it a lot.
>>79489176I can understand it being frustrating & a common theme. Unfortunately I attract men who like that I am taller than them because they expect me to get really dominatrix-y about it. When really I want to be swept off my feet and treated like I'm cute too. But it's not great to assume the worst of everyone.
What do you think about working in a home for the elderly? I've been depressed and felt useless my whole life but ive thought about my strong sides and i think im a very consderate, understanding, calm person, so i think i could handle this job? I'm not disgusted by people or anything they do, and i always treat people fairlyhowever im afraid i wont be good enough for it, that i will fail and hurt someone, and i know its my depression speaking but it may be truei also heard people there are overworked and underappreciated. idc about the minimum wage since i dont expect to ever earn more, id just like to have a job and be able to afford luxuries like mcdonalds or a computer
>>79489183Sounds like you two really click; I hope it works out great for you. : )>>79489231A user known as 'Moid-chan' works in the health care system and could probably shed some light on that when she swings by next.
>>79489231You will have to go to nursing school or something similar.Hob about working at a homeless shelter or animal rescue?
>>79489295>>79489337Oh, i'm way too weak (mentally) to become a nurse! I was thinking about working in a nursing home or something like that. Feeding, clothing them, helping them get around. There are shorter courses for that, i think its 2 semesters. But frankly i dunno what such a job entails and i have no friends to askApparently there's a huge deficit of such workers and it will only get worse because we're one of the quickest dying-out nation>homeless shelterThere aren't many homeless in my area, i think? I've never seen any postings about such jobs>animal rescueOh no no. I've never had any pets and ive been scared of animals, especially dogs, most of my life. I've overcome my fear, but i still have no idea how to interact with animals, i just dont have the right instincts, intuitions or something. I am completely useless in that department, i dont think someone who had pets can understand that
>>79489382>I've never seen any postings about such jobsAsk google what type of shelters are in your are and call those places if you are serious about.Maybe just start out with 20h or 3 days a week to see if you can deal with it.
>>79489400Only 1 in 20 people in my country can work less than 40 h a week ;_; Even working "just" 8 hours a day is a privilegeCalling places is very scary! I'm useless right now anyway, that's why id like to get some training before i work!
>>79489121>is going to be one.Based Florida standing up for her brothers.
>>79489295>Sounds like you two really click; I hope it works out great for you. : )Thanks Florida. I hope so too.
>>79489382>Oh, i'm way too weak (mentally) to become a nurse!Understood, but she still might be able to shed some light on working in that kind of environment. >>79489547>Based Florida standing up for her brothers.Not sure how to feel about that.
>>79488920Lady you aren't a troll you are a goblin
>>79489421>Even working "just" 8 hours a day is a privilegeShelters ususlly are happy to get any help they can.You might be able to do that as a volunteer too if you just want to help.Call them and ask what training you need, if any, otherwise you're just talking but not actually acting.
>>79489847i live in a country with very few homeless people, its nothing like america or the west, because we dont have immigrants and we don't have drug issues and the winters are too coldAlso i don't just want to help, im too poor for that, i just want to earn money doing something useful for society ;_;
>>7948990Not sure why you are so hung up about saying you don't see many homeless people.But anyway, I misunderstood you, I thought you didn't care about making money at all, not just only minimum wage, and primarily were invested in helping people.Are you a NEET now?
>>79472045Fembrowns ITT: How do you cope with the weirdos of this thread?
I said Scara couldn't stay away. Wouldn't have guessed she would come back like this. Thank you PageMonitor. Who knew forgetting to close a tab on desuarchive would lead to this amusing little discovery.>>79481408I tried in theater classes in uni, but it doesn't help much. I am doomed to forever sound like deep throated a barber's razer.>>79488429>I wouldn't want to wedge my loser stoner self into someone's put-together everything elseIf he likes you, he'd probably willing to overlook those things so long as you work to work and improve yourself.>I was bullied by these types when I worked in a small office, feels bad.One of the big motivators for me to start working from home was office culture like this. Tired of the water cooler talk from the men they didn't think I heard and the downright slanderous yapping of some of the women with miserable home lives.I'm there to work, not replicate the middle school playground!>>79489121>I learned more about guns and warfare than I ever thought I would for much the same reason.Same. Growing up I'd help my father put together models ships and ask a bunch of questions and because of if know more than I could ever want to know about naval warfare and naval architecture.>>79489183Sounds like you two like each other.>>79489904>not western>few immigrants>bad winters>desire to be "useful for society"South Korea?
>>79490243Damn josh strife hayes is a nona?
>>79490243>South Korea?I wish we were that richi really enjoy kim chi, we've made some with homegrown turnips and napa this year
>>79489793>Not sure how to feel about that.She could date short guys if she wanted to, I doubt they have that sentiment she is so 'scared' of.
>>79490243mega. fucking. kek.
>>79490243Well to be fair there was a moment when the general slowed quite a bit, it did seem like it was going to die
>>79490243>she would come back like this.just the same passwordhappened to op1 too
>>79490416what do you mean? t. no clue who Scara is or board lore
>>79490062>How do you cope with the weirdos of this thread?I've been dealing with weirdos and haters online since I was a child. Water off a duck's back these days. >>79490243>scaraThat makes me a little concerned for her mental health. >Same. Growing up I'd help my father put together models ships and ask a bunch of questions and because of if know more than I could ever want to know about naval warfare and naval architecture.That is so sweet and also so absolutely badass.
>>79490416I still think op1 was just a guy trolling and making a bait thread until a few girls actually took the concept of this thread and made it into a little community.
>>79490243>Sounds like you two like each other.Yeah, I'd say so. Thanks. :) It's sweet you and Florida both have stories of learning a bunch of random stuff from somebody you care about. I think that's a great part of the human experience.
>>79490755>I still think op1 was just a guy trolling and making a bait threadim pretty sure she verified to moidchan
>>79490840Do you really think moid would give much scrutiny to something like that?
>>79491009If you knew a single thing about moid-chan and have been here for more than just a week, then yes you'd know her word on this is legitimate.
>>79490761So what are you into in addition to Frank Ocean and your airplay guy? : )
>>79488230>butt ugly landwhale office bitchesOK here's where my hate and distrust in humans is going to show through.If they're ugly bitches, ime their boss or at least on of the people in charge of hiring is a woman, or they were strapped for candidates. It would happen at my jobs sometimes if we had a few different people in charge of hiring. They may have also been hired during a genuine shortage of workers, but I don't think that is the case currently with any new hires. I've legit watched dudes hire instagram models and heroin hookers if they were hot over actual qualified candidates that were fat/male/ugly. But the opposite also happens too; I had a female manager hire a hot history major dude who expressly admitted they would instantly be looking for another job, over the chunky balding guy that actually had an animal welfare cert (rare) or the chick that had an animal behavior degree.>>79488429>I was bullied by these typesSaaame, the hot girls would just pile work on me and might be insensitive but the landwhales were really petty.>>79488489omg I want to be overlooked so badly. I always kept my nose down and did my work by the book, and instead this lands me in trouble because I'm not making the right friends or realize there's some social fissure going on.
is anyone here into women and want to play league or r6 sometime. im such a loserfag idk what i can even do about it anymore
>>79491248>im such a loserfag idk what i can even do about it anymorePlay some better games that don't make you tilt and feel bad.FF 14 is popular.
>>79490840Wow, she was verified by another dedicated /mbti/ LARP? Imagine that. That's reassuring. Scara was "verified" by tomo as well.
can I post my pp here to verify im a moid?
Another slow evening... I hope everyone is all right.
>>79492969I am. I'm just busy at work rn among other things. I'm going to reply to something said esrlier ITT later. I'm just stopping tp say hi because I was summoned by a witch. Which one of you created the summoning circle so I can perform a baptism on you?
>>79492969i am playing a game where i gamble on shooting myself in the head and i get awesome feeling goosebumps every time i get shot in the head like there's a pressure release valve the made up bullet is hitting. my body is so weird
>>79493571It needs release
>>79489231>>79489382Following this because my name was mentioned in the replies. That depends. Have you volunteered at a nursing home? You will get a little bit of an idea of what you are going to experience. It's always helpful to them to get fresh faces since they don't get to do much and telling their stories to a new person really peps their day.But, it can be physically and emotionally/mentally exhausting. It's why I'm suggesting you volunteer first. Once you get into the actual work, you'll find yourself even cleaning up their pee and poop often (don't worry, you'll get used to it after a day), changing their chuck and bedding, sometimes dressing them, how to roll them to change their diapers (referred to as briefs to not infantized them), etc. These are covered in your classes, which I'm guessing the home you want to be in requires the CNA license (I'm assuming you live in the US.)Also, suggesting you discard any Savior Complex you have. These people get demoralized extremely quickly and quit. It is true that people in the field are overworked and underappreciated. I say underappreciated, yet people love to virtue signal. Once they find out I'm a nurse, they quickly start praising you while they was badmouthing you just two seconds ago. Nonas here can vouch for my thousands of complaints.
>>79493571Buckshot Roulette? Based either way.
>>79493382>Which one of you created the summoning circle so I can perform a baptism on you?I'd like to take credit, but I'm no good at that stuff. : )>>79493571Oh, I think I know the one you're talking about; and it's creepy as hell.
>>79490840She did verify with me. And was to whether she is (that) guy, we've had a lot of heart-of-hearts which I gave out a lot of personal information including where I go to church at, my first and last name, and pictures of me being in the church choir at one time. If she was (that) guy (who hates me so much and I occupy so much free space in his head), it would be used against me. Anything I've said publicly has been tried to used against me by (that) guy, and he wants me to say more for that reason, including his recent accusation about my boyfriend. Also (that guy) uses reaction images often, which OP1 doesn't use any. None of the information I've shared with her has ever popped up anywhere on this board.So no, I do not believe OP1 is that guy. However, I will tell you that she is infact a major shitposter. We've shitposted back and forth in several threads anonymously. She did originally make this general as a shitpost, but it evolved into something else.>>79493777Okay, since ir's you and you got those lucky 7's, you won't get the painful exorcism to drive the demon making you practice witchcraft.
I have been so fucking exhausted. Slept about 7hrs, woke up, did some work, took a 3 hour nap, woke up, did some work, i am trying so hard to not fall asleep 5 hours early. wtf man. even video games arent keeping me awake>>79489382Yeah if you aren't into animal behavior, don't work directly with animals. There are potentially other fields like office work at the shelter, but usually it will require some amount of pet care knowledge. If you're not into animals, i don't think it would be worth itTry googling homeless shelters near you, they can be really fucking hidden, I think because people hate homeless shelters moving in.>>79492969Imma be asleep in a min again
>>79493749N-no, i haven't volunteerd ;_; Sounds scaryGod damnit you girls make me realize how insecure and lacking in experience i am This was just a thought, as i simply have to get a job. other ideas are driving a truck or doing something in industry, but both seem so dehumanizing and alienating. I don't think nursing homes even take volunteers in Europe? I have no idea. I've seen job postings though. They require a course that takes 2 semesters to get. i've done my fair shair of gardening so im not afraid of things that smell and look bad im more afraid of... being afraid, of failing those people, like dropping them or hurting them. god damnit im such a softie, i need to demand some mind-numbing anxiety meds from my doctor>savior complexi can't imagine how it feels lol. I have a very nihilistic outlook on the world, i realize most life is just suffering and waiting for death, and this is especially true of old peoplewhen it comes to appreciation, it's one of those jobs where people think "anyone can do it"but ask them "will you do it? will anyone you know do it?" and their tune changes>>79493898It's not that im not into animals. I think they are cute. I wish i could own one. It's just that i never did, noone taught m how to interact with them, so i have no instinct. No idea how to pet, how to read their reactions, how to feel their needs, how to carry them, how to communicate.
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>>79493957Alright I wont>>79493928You sound more and more convoluted
>>79493979I am a complicated person, okay!
>>79490416>just the same passwordUnless her password is some common word, or someone found a way to figure out her password, I think this is just her wanting attention and knowing she made herself look foolish before.>>79491228>the hot girls would just pile work on me and might be insensitive but the landwhales were really pettyIt was always the ugly women in the workplace that created the most needless work stoppages.>>79493571Some friends and I are trying to find the time to play that game. Looks like a lot of fun. We're currently on Nuclear Nightmare, which is producing some pretty choice scare moments.>>79490733>That makes me a little concerned for her mental health.So much of what she does online is indicative of someone who is starved for attention. If what she says is true and she has a boyfriend, I don't understand why she is doing what she is doing.That is unless it was a lie, then everything lines up. Regardless, she needs help and she needs to get off her phone.>That is so sweet and also so absolutely badass.He was a professor, so he was always patient, even with the dumbest questions. It went a lot of the way to making me enjoy spending time with him building models.>>79493957Fuck you, I do what I want!>>79493979I hope you're having a wonder and pleasant day.>>79492969I'm going to be gone the rest of the night. Scrubs is coming over soon and I have a nice pot of French onion soup simmering and a fresh loaf of bread ready to bake, I'mma dip and go make myself not look like I've been sitting in my robe and slippers all day.
>>79493998Sounds more like you just make things complicate on purpose to be cubersome and come up with excuses to not ever do anything
>>79493598cryptic midwife coded comment>>79493763yep. i like creepy things when i'm awake. apparently i also love being shot in the head (?)>>79493777 v/lotto numbers! it's not too creepy, like, it tries to be, but it's also silly. it's like if a kid who has never really known pain or fear before had to make a horror game and he tried to make it very literally creepy on the surface but there's nothing deeper to fear
>>79494088>when i'm awakeNot into the spooky dreams? Cutest pic ever btw.
>>79493928>lacking in experience i am We all are there at one time :) And insecure? Lol, you should have seen my breakdown trying to start an IV the first time and kept missing his vein during my ER rotation. I finally got it on the 8th try. I kept apologizing to him. I didn't expect a big bear like him to accept. I was thinking he's going to knock me any moment.You could always ask. At least here in the US, they appreciate volunteers. It doesn't require any special training. Mostofthe time, it'sjust sit and listen or talk to them, and maybe read them a book. Now, actially working does require a license, which is easy to get. There's a credential here that allows CNAs to give out medications. All requires classes,but the content is easy imo.That last part, yeah, they can try. Go ahead, start that IV. Start that NG tube while the patient thriws up from it engaging their gag reflex when it goes down their throat. Go on, do it. Lol
>>79493809>Okay, since ir's you and you got those lucky 7's, you won't get the painful exorcism to drive the demon making you practice witchcraft.You're very gracious. ; )>>79493898>Imma be asleep in a min againSweet dreams. >>79494012>I'm going to be gone the rest of the night.Have a wonderful evening, Tifosi!
>>79494088>it's not too creepy, like, it tries to be, but it's also silly.Ah; I've not played it, but I've seen snippets of it.
>>79494015You're not American, I don't know how the rules work where you are, but I've worked a bunch of different jobs with the elderly so here are some thoughts.>not too mentally stressing>not too physically demanding>no schooling requiredRetirement homes need receptionists, drivers, admin staff, volunteer companionship, and there's A LOT of turnover in the dining hall. Independent living residents have generally healthy bodies and healthy minds, so you'll have fun getting to know them and brightening up their days.>not too mentally stressing>not too physically demanding>no schooling requiredHome care agencies hire caregivers to go out to people's homes and do tasks around the house like cooking, cleaning, helping them get dressed or take showers or use the toilet, or even just talking and acting as a friend. The goal is to keep these people in their family homes and not move them into a facility, so the clients are often weak and a little confused, but not too badly. In America "home care" is separate but easily confused with "home health", which requires schooling.>not too mentally stressing>not too physically demanding>a little schooling requiredAssisted living is for retirement home residents who want staff nearby to help with various tasks and emergencies, but most of the day their bodies and minds are good enough that they can manage on their own. You may need to become a Nursing Assistant to get hired. Your country might also have the option to become certified as a Medication Assistant to pass out pills. You'll still be a Nursing Assistant too, but you'll have fewer of those duties and you'll make more money.>mentally stressing>not too physically demanding>a little schooling requiredMemory care units are attached to retirement communities and nursing homes for patients who aren't bedbound but who are mentally impaired. It's really depressing to work there but it's important and worthwhile work. You may need to be a Nursing Assistant.
>>79494015I apologize for clicking on the wrong post. Please forgive me.>>79489231>>79494404>mentally stressing>physically demanding>a little schooling requiredSkilled nursing and rehab are what you originally asked about. Bedbound patients who will never improve end up here, but the rehab side also has accident/injury/stroke patients who are expected to recover. Some might hire you as a Personal Care Assistant (no schooling) and some might need you to be a Nursing Assistant (schooling), but all will eat at you. It's a job that needs to be done, but don't do it unless you're prepared to quit and NOT feel like a failure for quitting. Burnout happens to everyone, and you can't let it feel like it's your fault if it happens to you.>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.Fuck.
>>79494390Telling me I'm gracious? That's it, get the holy water! I changed my mind!
>>79494438>Burnout happens to everyoneLol, so true.
>>79494088Have you ever played Inscryption? It's a card game like Slay the Spire or Balatro, but creepy. Well, not entirely creepy. But the demo is free and the demo is entirely a creepy card game.
>>79494972no i've played balatro though. isee how those two would combine in a good way
>>79495435You haven't played Slay the Spire either? I'm not advising you to become a videogame addict, but I am advising you to try that one too if you like cards.
I'll bump it on page 9.
Had a fight with my ebf....well, prolly ex now over some minor thing. I think he just ended our relationship. He's very prone to anger outbursts and always belittles me, making me feel worthless. I do love him, but he doesn't know how to communicate properly and just calls people retarded.
>>79496887>ebfI will never understand this.
Good morning ladies. Which of you would like to be raped today?
>>79493809>She did verify with me.what about her? is she cute?are you still in touch? the way she left was a bit sad
>>79497034Yes, she is. She hasn't responded to any of my e-mails in awhile. I tried recently but no response from her.
>>79497080>but no response from her.Prorbably got a bf and is ashamed of her terf phase.
>>79494404Oh, i have no issues getting an education if i know there's a job for me at the endI never said anything about rehab centers! Like i said, we dont have a drug issue in this country (because everyone is a high-functioning alcoholic)I think it's a given that old people slowly get worse and die. Nothing to get depressed about, it's natural. I've seen my grandma wither away and now i'm seeing my grandpa do the same. I was thinking of a job taking care of such people:>A nursing home is a facility for the residential care of older people, senior citizens, or disabled people.[1] Nursing homes may also be referred to as care homes, skilled nursing facilities (SNF) or long-term care facilities. Still, thanks for the in-depth description. >>79494240>you should have seen my breakdown trying to start an IV the first time and kept missing his vein during my ER rotation. I finally got it on the 8th tryYes, that's nightmare fuel! Exactly what i fear! How did you recover? I want to hug you right now.>Start that NG tube while the patient thriws up from it engaging their gag reflex when it goes down their throat.My grandma had one for years. Horrible stuff. She had Alzheimers' and kept trying to pull it out while mutteringStill, i must feel rewarding when your job saves lives.
>>79497235I doubt it. She has an very justifiable reason to eternally hate men.>>79497262It was actually the patient himself that calmed me down, saying it was okay and to take my time. I feel sorry for the peole who have to get an NG tube. There's really nothing they can do to really relieve that annoyance. You can use chloraseptic spray, but it only lasts for a very short time. I can see why just everyone pulls it out. I'm glad it is not an experience we have to go through like the time they had us take a drink of barium. That stuff is disgusting and it burns on the way down. I can see why patients have a hard time downing it. I never really viewed it as rewarding, just as a job to get through life. My specialization is psychiatric nursing. But, I had to go through a lot of settings as a part of my clinical rotation. The only times I had to save a life was when I worked at the psych hospital and the group home where I work now: one that got beat very badly by a patient with schizophrenia and another that had a stroke, both at the hospital. Here, a patient had an allergic reaction to a new medication he was prescribed. Thankfully, I was still running at the time and got to the other house quickly to administer the epipen when the care worker should have known to do so. All other times I wasn't on duty at the time.
>>79497436If you're caring for their health, you're always saving their life, in a way, like a mother who takes care of a baby that woiuld otherwise wither away and die! That's how i meant itNgl if i knew my life with look like my grandmas' i'd immediately try to kms, but i understand that others see value in all life, or believe suicide is immoral, or have grandkids they want to see grow up. I think noone has to justify their life to me. You're a fully-fledged hospital nurse, right? Where i live, it takes 3 years of college to become that, plus 2 more years to get a specalty, so there's a huge deficit, the average age of a nurse is 55 years old.Because the same requirements apply to doctors, who earn many times more money. And because of the deficit, there's one nurse for dozens of beds (in one hospital, 50!) so the work becomes even more taxxing.That's why in elderly homes, there's basically no real nurses, they can only afford people who've gotten a 1 year long course and can only do basic care, and that's seems like a better first job for someone as insecure as me
>>79497496I understand. I consider lifesaving via emergency cases. Now, I just consider myself a glorified baby sitter with extra credentialdls that takes vital signs and give out meds. The new certification, which really usn't new, will allow our CNAs do the same. The only reason to really keep me and my boss around is really to oversee the CNAs and their new certifications since they'll be under our licenses. Though, the company wants us to have a nurse, whether LPN or RN, here at all times. Yes, I have a RN license. It takes four years of college to get my BSN abd RN, then a specialization which for me was psychiatric which meant me taking a lot of psychology courses. Here, an RN can take 2-3 years, but at that point, why not get the bachelor's degree and look awesome while the rest of te nurses be jealous abd say stuff like "just because you have a degree doesn't nean you are smart!" The LPN license here only takes a year. CNA is just a six week intensive course. The new certification to give out meds and get vitals is just 8 hrs of classroom and a month of shadowing.RNs here are more focused on the paperwork side of things anymore while the LPNs and CNAs focus more on direct patient care. I personally don't like it. Doctors barely able to see patients anymore, which gets filtered down to us, which then goes down to the LPNs and CNAs. My boyfriend is trying to convince me to get my Nurse Practioner license(which would allow me to prescribe medications) or at least the MSN and focus on Nursing Administration. I'm not going to do it. I hate nursing so much now. At least here, I can focus more on patient care and only have to worry over 10 or 7 patients depending on which home I'm in for that shift. I don't have to care for that high amount anymore, lol.
>>79497080Probably killed herself
>>79497575are you getting that big ass promotion over ther or hwhat?
>moid-chan got a boyfriendIt's over>>79497575How do you contain your murderlust around him?
>>79497623Haven't heard back in a month. Last time it was still under review in the finance dept. My guess is no, but nothing has been said. They should have had the job done by now, which I would like to know whether it is a yes or no. I mean, at least update me and my boss. Tell us something so we can plan ahead. >>79497641Lol, you must not have been in the thread the oast few weeks. He's cool though so he's okay to be around. At least he's making another attempt to quit smoking and is doing well so far. He's also started the alcohol taper protocol as well and is handling it nicely. I need to get him scheduled for an intake to see a therapist over his trauma issues though.
>>79497575Thank you for your high-quality posts. I've ran out of Mikan pics.So, you've studied for more than 4 years for a job you hate? That's what a fear. I don't think i could take the despair of realizing i've struggled and suffered and spent so much effort and now i want to quit. I realize this is my depression speaking. Decision paralisis makes me stagnate.Lets be real most doctors have it easier than most nurses. Many doctors nowadays are just diagnosing and prescribing machines. (funny, apparently AI can already do both better)>which would allow me to prescribe medicationsHe just wants free doctor's visits! Or drugs. So if he gets sick you can take a look and grant him medical leave. That's how it works in Europe! Nurses can give prescriptions and medical leave, but it's still frowned upon for some reason. If you hate nursing, what other job would you like to do? I'd like to spend my days gardening but it's just not feasable, there are no job openings for it, i can't even learn what education i'd need for itI'd like to just win the lottery and never care about money. I'd have the most beautiful garden. It hurts my soul that i cant plant some ginkgos, wollemi pines, sequoias, douglass firs, japanese maples... and see them grow old with me
>>79497678So he is basically another patient kekIm not surprised I have to say
>>79497678Not only did you settle with a moid, but one with substance abuse and mental health issues? So there is still hope. I hope he makes you happy.
Happy International Men's Day, nonnies!
>>79497785it will only be happy when there's no more men at all
Excuse me, is this the newly opened incel suicide hotline? Yes, i'd like to sign up for your assisted dying program. I'd like to choose smothering as the medical-aid in dying provided by your nurse.
>>79497793You're in luck! WW3 is just around the corner so you might get to see your old classmates, your brother and your dad die in gruesome ways!
Ffs, they're already arguing over which music videos to watch fir the millionth time. I'll have to go.>>79497682It's not that I hated it from the beginning, it's more that I'm severely burnt out after this soon to be 16 years. I just don't think I'll actially recover from it.Lol@AI. One of the CEUs I took awhile back was about the use of AI in the healthcare setting. It basically is that, but the doctors still have to review the resumts if the AI to verify.No, that's extremely unethical. I woukd never orescribe him anything if I did get my NP license, which isn't going to happen anyway.Tbh, Idk what I would do since this is all I know. I'd rather be like you: win the lottery and just retire. I think my love for gardening is done after events not too long ago. I don't think I really enjoyed it, it was more of another distraction fir my ADHD. I'm seeing things more clearly since I've been back on it for months now. I thinks it's because I had to be doing something and why I liked it.
>>79497833>it's more that I'm severely burnt out after this soon to be 16 yearsMaybe you can pivot to something health-care related? With your experience, i'm sure you can get hired into any healthcare setting. Hell, you could go vaccinate kids in Africa. >No, that's extremely unethical. I woukd never orescribe him anything if I did get my NP licenseForging prescriptions is unethical, but refilling is prescriptions and granting medical leave in real cases is fine! >Idk what I would do since this is all I knowThis is something i see a lot and it scares me: work takes away most of your time and energy, you set your whole life around it, so if you don't like your work... what's the point of being alive? My mum tells me she enjoys sunsets and playing with her dog. But for me, such short little things are nothing compared to the gruelling reality of 8-hours a day labour.>I think my love for gardening is done after events not too long ago.W-what happened?! Gardening season is over where i live, and im already dreaming (literally) its March, the snow has thawed and my flowers have bloomed ;_; (hollyhocks and primroses two nights ago)I may or may not have ADHD too (i took 5 hours of tests but i'll know the results in February)I enjoy the light physical labour in nature. It's also not stressful at all and lets me have headphones on. Even if nothing grew at all, i would still not consider it futile. My country is so stingy with money, such work is relegated to convicts and people with disabilities. Are you on some meds? Let me guess- methylphenidate. I may try to take it, but i heard the withdrawals are awful. It's like a credit card with high interest.
>>79497816>women are freed of men's tyranny>many men are freed of their pitiful existance>those who survive have a wife and a house pretty much guaranteedWhere's the catch???
>>79496979I have trouble socializing irl and it's better on the internet.
>>79497816thank god. let the earth cleanse itself of us all
>>79497793>society collapsesLol lmao
not sure if this is some sort of reverse autism but even though im asocial, i have a much better time talking to people irl, people irl are much more nicer, its much easier to anticipate them, understand theme-conversations, and especially phone conversations, are muuuch more difficult, because i dont have their face, just their wordsit leads to so much harshness and so little understandingi cant imagine having a relationship like that! where you can shut him up with a kiss or a hug to ease the tension!
Girls are STINKY and I FART on themHaha
>>79497917You are just hiding behind a screen. It is no substitute for real interaction that brings its own benefits.
>>79498054suchso
>>79497913>>women are freed of men's tyrannypoint out one specific encounter in your life where a man oppressed you
>>79497262The rehab side of Skilled Nursing and Rehab isn't for drug addictions, the rehab there is to recover from injuries and accidents. Patients who fall and break a hip need a Physical Therapist to teach them how to walk with a walker and how to strengthen themselves again. Patients who have a stroke and lose strength in their primary arm need a PT and and Occupational Therapist to teach them how to do common household tasks again with their other arm. You need a mutli-year course to become a PT or OT, but you can do a shorter course to become a PT Assistant or OT Assistant. Or, even shorter, you can do the short course to become a Nursing Assistant to help these patients take showers and change clothes and use the toilet while they're recovering from their injuries and strokes.
I'll try to bump when I can but holy fuck I'm constantly exhausted. I'm sorry I don't have the energy to give decent replies. I'll try to come on after a nap and hand out some (you)'s.Hope y'all have a good day
>>79498864>I'm sorry I don't have the energy to give decent repliesNo worries, a lot of my replies are mediocre even when I'm bursting with energy. : )
Woke up in time just for a bump.That's about 10 hours sleeping kek>>79499429I don't think so, those chain replies honestly wear me out. And you seem to do your best to reply to everyone that tagged you, and then some. That is a lot of work.
>>79500613>And you seem to do your best to reply to everyone that tagged you, and then some.I do, but it doesn't mean I'm posting anything particularly interesting. I just like a lot of the nonas here, and I like interacting with them.
>>79501004Who are your most favorite nonas? Who are your least favorite nonas?
>>79472045why are women becoming so hateful towards other women lately?
>>79472045Moid hereI'm tired of drawing just cute girls and I want to try fujo-pandering artstyles for a change Maybe I'll seduce some fujo and make a woman out of her kekekekekeke
>>79501528>Who are your most favorite nonas?>Who are your least favorite nonas?Apologies, but I'm not going to sit here and rate people against each other; and I'm certainly not going to cast aspersions at anyone (other than perhaps the nameless cowards with nothing better to do than to come here to be infantile (and even then only on occasion)).
>>79497785>international mens dayCelebrated by telling my brother
>>79501656Damn. I thought I had a bad relationship with my brother. Or is that just friendly smack-talk?
>>79501676Just bantz. He is my best friend
>>79501692Oh, thank goodness. That's pretty awesome, actually.
>>79491194>What are you into besides Frank Ocean and airplane guy?Sorry, got busy with real life and didn't respond. Woof. I really like animals, and also love going for walks outside. Recently got back into running over the summer, so been having fun with that. I also love creative writing and drawing. I play some video games, sometimes. What about you?
Hi how does this work
>>79494390Thank you! It most certainly was. It was clear this morning so we went for a jog together too before he went home.>>79498038No. That's perfectly normal.>>79497833>Lol@AII'm so glad the hype around AI is dying down now as people realize so many business built around it were just employing someone to type prompts into the free version of Chat GPT. I remember when my company tried to use AI to automate people like me out of the job and it led to people spending more time fucking around with the system than doing their job to make it work. Why anyone thinks they can have unreliable systems cut doctors out of the loop in particular is beyond me.
Guess Im just meant to be alone
>>79497785Cheers, I'll drink to that fellow man!
>>79501748>Sorry, got busy with real life and didn't respond. No worries! Real lives are great and probably the best reason not to post here. : )>I really like animals, Any particular kind(s)? I'm partial to cats, orcas, and sandpipers. >I also love creative writing and drawing. Admirable! I haven't got a creative bone in my body, sadly. >I play some video games, sometimes. Oooh. What kinds? I don't play them much except when one of my friends finds a new multiplayer co-op that she wants extra people for. >What about you?Tabletop RPGs, swimming, and boating are probably my main ones. >>79502067>we went for a jog togetherAw, that's wonderful. You sound very happy. : )
>>79497793Awwwww how adorable
>>79502171Imagine how eternally fucked up as a woman you must be if you kept rereading this asshole's manifesto.
>>79497816kamala would have saved us lol
>>795022291. I'm a dudey dude2. He's not an asshole, he's just a funny little guy
>>79497816Holy fuck I'm so ready to die guys
>>79502256Thanks, mister autistic and obvious.
>>79502067>hype around AI is dying down now as people realize so many business built around it were just employing someone to type prompts into the free version of Chat GPTThey were doing it wrong. I will be the one who does it correctly.
>>79502067i've been noticing AI getting worse and worse with moderately incorrect information. Like it isn't blatantly wrong, like telling you to put an oven up to 9000 degrees for a recipe wrong, but it is just subtly incorrect for me to not trust it beyond a decent grammar checker.
>>79502231Thank god she didn't
>>79502308Yes I am autistic autistic autistic
>>79502256>He's not an assholeHe was a manbaby who let his butthurt spread all the way to his brain.
>>79502185I am indeed. Jogging is one of my favorite activities in a day and getting to share that with someone is always nice.>>79502324>>79502361LLMs will never work because the systems can fundamentally never understand context. The future AI evangelists want is one which requires you to create an AI system and basically raise it like a child. But that would take a long time and require input from millions of subject matter experts. No company operating on chasing quarterly profits is going to wait that long for a return.In the meantime we now have to contend with a future directed by profit-driven idiots who are playing with fire without a fire extinguisher to put it out.
>>79503090>Jogging is one of my favorite activities in a dayI got that impression; really glad you've found someone that can keep up with you.
Wouldn't it be really cool if there was seemingly innocuous shit in the world that just tricked us and killed us? Kinda like in Home Safety Hotline. Just like see a pretty flower and you go closer to it, then a monster just instakills you. Or you go investigate some shiny object and when you get too close you get trapped and eaten.>>79501656This is fucking awesome. How far apart are you and your bro in age? My family has always been pretty distant, but my next youngest is 10y older than me>>79502016You've got it, that's how it works.>>79498038For me I prefer online because I don't have to hide as much of myself. Anon is even better because I can say what I truly want. I think that's where people's meanness comes in from online communications. Like sure I can be a prick in person, but there's a lot more consequence and it's a bit more awkward than it is online. It is almost expected here. But I put up with the general mean attitude because it is exhausting for me to keep up with communicating irl. The mannerisms, inflection, the right amount of eye contact, trying not to rock, etc.
>>79505166>Wouldn't it be really cool if there was seemingly innocuous shit in the world that just tricked us and killed us?like, men?
>>79504154We're all damned, men and women alike. What else is new?
>>79472725No.Obviously Go die
>>79504135>really glad you've found someone that can keep up with you.He's not quite there yet and he cant handle hills very well because he does his running on a treadmill, but he has me to motivate him through it.It's also really nice to be making food for someone else for the first time in a while. He's never had French onion soup before and it was delightful to see someone not only try something new, but love it.
Pestilence must die.T. Male
>>79502185>>79502185I also love cats! Chickens are my all time favorite I have to say. I could go on and on about them. But really, all animals are great. I'm on a pre-veterinary track right now. Hopeful to get my doctorate... eventually. School's burnt me out a bit. As for video games, I like multiplayer ones. Some shooting games, but also nice stories are fun! Some of this and that. LOOOVE RDR2 though. And what tabletop RPGs?? I'm in an awesome D&D campaign right now. >>79503090>Jogging is one of my favorite activities in a day and getting to share that with someone is always nice.Same, Tifosi. Actually, airplane guy and I go running together as well. It's an awesome hobby to share with someone. Feels really good to get food afterward too, haha.
>>79505766That is so fantastic, Tifosi. You deserve it. : )>>79505956>And what tabletop RPGs?? My group has broad interest and short attention spans, so we switch campaigns every couple of months. We've currently got 8 open, but my GM really wants to cut it down to 6 or less. At the moment, we're playing Malifaux - Through the Breach. I think next up is going to be Star Wars. >I'm in an awesome D&D campaign right now.I'd love to hear about your campaign and/or character if you're willing to share.
>>79505166>This is fucking awesome. How far apart are you and your bro in age? My family has always been pretty distant, but my next youngest is 10y older than meMy brother is almost a year younger than me. He is my only sibling and we have grown up doing everything together - its like having a twin. We are basically the same mental age. Why are you distant from your family nona? Tbh I was pretty surprised that Florida chan thought we had a bad relationship lol. I thought everyone talked to their siblings this way. But I guess you and Florida broke my belief in this.
>>79506174Well, technically it's a Pathfinder campaign, but it started out 5e, ha. I don't want to post my character's name because I'm mildly paranoid, but when I'm less tired I might be inclined to share some of her lore I've been cooking up. Just been having a hard time really figuring out her character... we changed systems a couple times when starting the campaign, some people dropped nd joined so things kept getting retconned... having a hard time connecting as a party, but the actual people I play with are awesome so the group works great. We just had a "review" of our campaign so far and all agree that we've had a hard time figuring out RP, connection to our characters, why our characters might be motivated to go on this quest so far... IDK! Just been in a creative flunk in terms of thinking things for her. What about you? Do you have any characters you'd be willing to talk about?
>>79506255>Well, technically it's a Pathfinder campaign, but it started out 5e, ha. I've been in two campaigns in which we kept the same setting and characters but switched to a new system, and it will probably be happening a third time next spring (Mutant Chronicles to Alien, Star Wars WEG to Fantasy Flight, and Iron Kingdoms FMF to Requiem). It's one thing to go through an edition update, but I always thought it was unusual to switch to a completely different system. But I guess it's more common than I thought. : )>I don't want to post my character's name because I'm mildly paranoid, Completely understandable; ignore me if I pry too much. >I might be inclined to share some of her lore I've been cooking up. When and if you want. : )>the actual people I play with are awesome so the group works great. Then you're very fortunate, because I think THAT is far and away the most important thing. >What about you? Do you have any characters you'd be willing to talk about?Oh, I could clog up the thread for hours if I'm not careful, but I'll tell you a bit about the one I'm playing currently. She's a type of being called a 'Woe', which is kinda like a spirit that makes people feel bad and then feeds off of the negativity. She's very vain and manipulative, but handy to have around when the others need a distraction so they can do something sneaky. Anyway, I'm off to bed. Take good care and thanks for chatting with me.
>>79505181lol I don't know if I would consider humans innocuous. At least I avoid them at all costs. I feel like the most dangerous thing to a human in the modern world is another human.>>79505956>pre-vet trackFuck yea, let me know if you ever need help in your studies>MMO FPSDouble fuck yea. Let's study and play tf2 together.Idk how y'll manage to get in D&D games... I was only ever invented to one when I was a teen. I told them I knew nothing (and at the time no easy internet access to inform myself) and they were cool with that. I asked if I could be a treant, and was instantly kicked out lol it was very awkward because it was in person. I guess that's a bad thing to say.>>79506221Rough upbringing is the only thing I can think of. I honestly thought my brothers and I were pretty close, considering. Dad died when I was little and mom was working a lot so my brothers had to take over being parent a lot, and they really sucked balls at it.
>>79472045How many of you are straight?
>>79506221also>faggotmaxxingkek I'm using that>>79506492I'm faggotmaxxing
>>79506475>my brothers had to take over being parent a lot, and they really sucked balls at it.Sorry you were put into that situation. Yeah I guess if they grew up more in the parent role then it is hard to have bantz and fighting. They were forced to be mature probably. Me and my bro got to be shitheads together blowing up shit in the back yard or whatever. Neither of us were responsible for each other.
>>79503090>LLMs will never work because the systems can fundamentally never understand context. The future AI evangelists want is one which requires you to create an AI system and basically raise it like a child.Good things there's always SLMs.>Jogging is one of my favorite activities in a day and getting to share that with someone is always nice.Is this the guy you just met at the Halloween party? You're already having him stay the night? Very "free spirited."
>>79505166>seemingly innocuous shit in the world that just tricked us and killed us?I'm kinda surprised nothing has evolved a type of venom that just makes humans trip out or super horny and easy to kill.
>>79506862>I'm kinda surprised nothing has evolved a type of venom that makes humans super horny and easy to kill.you mean like men
>>79506895What evolved first? The venomous men or the horny and easy to kill women?
