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St Annes Pier edition
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Few jars on a Friday. Oh aye.
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Watching police videos on youtube and mum bringing home some fast food. Womfy.
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>>79809483
Enjoy your wint lid
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free wints for all the care home lads
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>>79809522

Wints on tap tonight. Get it down ya.
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>>79809498
Ruth will not need a law to do that.
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WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO
WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE WAY HOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcm-tOGiva0
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>>79809572
ur a right weirdo mate
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Business closed wagies take time off
Frost on dee windows
Weans building snowman
Nd robin bird
Oh it cozy wee time of the year
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>>79809374
>>79809409
not sure what I want
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>>79809591
why u so obsessd with christmas lad?
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>>79809572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4qU6t1ZH24
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Carrying a black baby to term? They couldn't get past term 1 of nursery.
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>>79809591
>Business closed wagies
Better not be, it's bennies day on christmas eve, I've got stuff to buy.
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>>79809591
11 days of posting left spastic cunt x
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>>79809572
Alri footlad?
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im positiive
alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllll the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>79809632
Footlad loves black lads
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>>79809664
Wonder how many trophies he has.
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>>79809664
smug mong
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what went wrong with this lad? anyone know?
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FootIad loves black lads
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Footlad Ioves black lads
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State of those images. That last one looks noncey.
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does footlad really put his willy in a cage?
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>>79809824
Probably inverting his own penis with excessive use. Serves him right the fucking mong.
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Want one lads? What's your favourite?
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>>79809850
Chocolate eclair please.
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>>79809824
Lots of us do, it's very fun.
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>>79809850
Dinky decker
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>>79809850
wispa
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>>79809865
You're in luck mate, just the dregs left.
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>>79809845
>>79809824
Footlad only phoneposts, you're having a pop at the wrong pervert
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>>79809873
you ate the whole tub? wot a fat cunt
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Huge terror attack in germany
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>>79809884
At me parents with my siblings and uncle, lots of us around lad. Actually I only had one each of my faves - the crunchie and creme egg ones.
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>>79809893
Haha, yes!

Really though?
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anylads want my leftovers?
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>>79809907
>bountry bars
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HHL loves a good happening
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>>79809907
Corr my favourites bounties. Always like celebrations because I get all the bounties. I remember in the 90s they used to do a dark chocolate one Ina red wrapper. Lush. And I mean lush.
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>terror attack
>in Germany
>at Christmas time
Is this even a happening at this point? You can basically set your watch to it. Guarantee the perpetrators will have been "known to police" as well. Fucking joke.
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>>79809907
Bounty bars are nice. My mum had some roses at hers, and a few heroes, and I'll get some on bennies day to take to hers. Got a list and going shopping on christmas eve.
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>>79809943
just checked all the news channels and no one is covering it. no much of a 'appening
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Would love a blowjob with a couple fingers up my arse right about now.
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>>79809967
Of course they're not covering it. For the good of diversity!
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>>79810005
I could go for a cartmel chocolate pudding myself.
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>>79809967
Only in german news so far
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HHL speaks german
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>>79810010
Yeah it's just a big coverup innit lad
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Pure missing Crosslad. I feel in a past life we were soulmates.
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anyone romance scam any 77 year old trannies lately lads?
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wish I could wake up as a cute girl

hey britfeel x
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>>79810131
>wish I could wake up as a cute girl
Know that feeling footlad, never going to act on it though. Will continue waking up as a horrid ghoul
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Who is your favourite existentialist philosopher britfeel?
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>>79810143
yeah think they call it AGP but anyway. how your evening going ghoul lad x
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>>79810188
Colin Wilson
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>>79810188
The Danish Christian one.
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Just got this. Still not switching my adblocker off. I'll use FreeTube until adblockers are updated
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Should philosophy be mandatory in U.K. schools as it is in France?
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>>79810188
>Who is your favourite existentialist philosopher britfeel?
Ruthmong
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>>79810188
I'm too stupid to know what one is, and too lazy to google it.
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>>79810190
Not too bad thanks de lid, you? I'm having a couple of beers and playing a bit of Indiana Jones
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I would like to apologise for the negativity sent towards cucklad. Out of character for me. If thats his thing then whatever. Each to their own. Im sorry. Positivity only here.
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>>79810239
Paucity of knowledge is not stupidity Anon. Stupidity is lack of thought, poor problem solving, poor pattern recognition, poor imagination. Not knowing something does not make you dumb.


Existentialism is a branch of philosophy that focusses on issues of individual existence; things like how to live a meaningful and authentic life. Stuff like that.
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Mummys out tonight. That means the heating is OFF. No more sweating me bollocks off and having the window open in winter. Lush.
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>>79810215
Reminds me of getting dumped off *****
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>>79810282
Thanks anon, I'll have a look into some existential philosophers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KriRCtS4rs
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>>79810265
Nah that schizo only comes here specifically to spam and ruin the threads, glad he got banned
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In contrast to American culture, British social norms dictate that one must perform humility to come across as likeable. One might be a brilliant chess player, boxer, lover, or mechanic, but English culture demands that one must never admit to being one of those things; it is for other people to say someone is one of those things.

As a result, modesty can become a tiresome ritual in which the brilliant have to be embarrassed and coy about their obvious and apparent brilliance. Even worse, perhaps, modesty itself can be seen as itself a cover for a deep narcissistic ego; he thinks he is the best but is pretending to be modest to hide it!

Such an attitude is pervasive in our English culture and our tendency towards self-deprecating humour and intense hostility to the boastful often confuses and upsets foreigners, such as yanks, who see this preference for modesty and self deprecation as a form of crab in the bucket envy.

What do you think lads?
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Wanted 2 go on longer walk to shops however id forgott that it friday. Not up for dealing with those type of friday ppl outside possibly. Left it too late. Havent ate yet today.Just a wee walk it is then. Not going to cry about it.
>>79810084
Am not dead babes
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>>79810355
Er yeah pretty much. It's far from perfect and can be annoying sometimes, but I'd take our way over being a loud, gobby, bragging prick any day. People like that sound like salesmen all the time, it's tedious.
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>>79810370
>it friday
It worse than that, not sure if yous have it up there, but it's known as mad friday round here. Extra shitty to be out there at night.
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*sneaks tendies in2 trolley while mam not looking*
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>>79810188
Existentialism is gay.
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The news event from Germany happens much more frequently than women winning countdown lads
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In the spirit of English self deprecation, and perhaps an unfortunate desire to fish for components, it might seem cliche to suggest that I do consider myself particularly intelligent, but I simply do not so.

My writing style and the content of my thoughts may well imply that I am a man of intellectual interests and one who has had access to strong education, but I do not think this is the same as intelligence.

Intelligence, I believe, is at its core the individuals ability to solve problems using abstraction. The human being looks at the world using their senses, deduces patterns about the behaviour of the world, uses their imagination and creativity to deduce fundamental rules about the world and then uses this to problem solve. From the concrete to the abstract and back to the concrete again.

Such a process took place when my ape ancestor first took a sharp rock and used it as a tool or banged flint together to make fire.

I do not think my capacity for problem solving, pattern recognition, imagination/abstraction is particularly great. I know what it is like to struggle with problems in school and such experiences create a small wound within me that from time to time gnaws at me whenever I want to engage will something intellectual.

How dare you study mathematics! How dare you read philosophy! How dare you talk about these things! Do you not remember in primary school you were never that bright at this? You think you are better than people? Pathetic. Show off. Go back to wanking to anime porn you loser.

Such is my internal monologue.
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>>79810221
Had 2 layers for a while now lad. ublock origin in the browser and then everything going through adguard home. It is a good solution
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Really upset about this news. Feels like I am a combination of the 3 most cucked nations in Europe. Disgusting. Fuming so I am.
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>>79810446
I feel you lollers mate. The situation in the UK and wider Europe really is fucking grim. Like everything is falling apart at best and actively harmful to us at worst. There really doesn't feel like there's a viable solution imo.
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It not right what they did to that christmas market in germany is it now

Diversity is truly are strength
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>>79810221
Didnt lollers beat this thing
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>Begins raucously singing "Womfing in a Winter Wumpaland" immediately after you open the front door" as he eagerly rattles his donation dish.
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>>79810468
I am not him. I am my own person. I am no more or less myself.
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More like die-vershitty amirite
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Beyond having adguard home running as a 2nd layer which I highly recommend you can also go into your adblocker settings and make sure you enable a bunch of the optional filters in addition to the defaults. A lot of them catch the youtube shit better than the defaults.
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Terrorist fella apparently from saudi arabia
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cant stop drinking these things lads
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Rewatching an idiot abroad atm, most comfy TV series ever
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>>79810240
ah get on mate I been playing that hunt 1886 and had 3 desperados me the hunt game seemed too complicated so just put some asmr on for bed

have a chill eve x
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Massive terror attack in Germany lads. Dozens killed.
The Apus have been regretfully informed.
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>>79810602
gonna head over to /pol/ for the low down
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>>79810535
He whinges too much for me. Winds me up
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>>79810527
It's a pale imitation of the original Pucozade. Used to drink dozens of these back in the day before they banned Green 40 in foodstuffs. Fren Pop has about a 1/4 of the caffeine and is what the povvos give their Apus tp drink.
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I wonder of Alternative fur Deutschland will get a lot more votes now? Germans are a funny bunch when their economy down the toilet, historically speaking.
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>>79810644
>>79810527
keep spamming non sensical shite pal. great use of your time.
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>>79810652
nah mate i'll post what i enjoy posting.
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for me it dynasty. The 80s one not the shite remake
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>>79810652
Doesn't seem nonsensical to me, I like the occasional frog post
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touched a nerve on that non sensical mong lmao x
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Morgoth posting bangers. God. I'm pissed off.
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>>79810602
heard some lad got ripped off by an apu running a stall and didn't take it well
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>>79810602
It's because one stall refused to use the new name for those Tunnocks Teacakes
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>chika drunk again
yikes
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>>79810696
Not really desu. Just a few.
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Hot choccy
Advent calendar
Baby Jesus
Ppl in a good mood
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Out having a few jars me. Oh aye.
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>>79810752
alcoholic middle aged virgin. keep that booze coming oh aye your heart attack will soon follow.
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Don't think I'd feel comfortable loading up 4chan on my phone at the pub, me
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>>79810752
Drinking alone in a pub? Grim
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>>79810771
I post on britfeel at work with my work pc
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>>79810775
Helper has mates
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his
>mates
are drug addicts who try to kill themselves.
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I shouldn't really do it, but some of you draftdodgers are alright.
Here, for when the shit hits teh fan.
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Cozy jumper
Baileys
Cigarette in the cold........eye miss that one
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>>79810381
It was weirdly busy cf. Usual nd a few drunk mongs but notning major. I got salmon for v late T. Play my switch in bed after that i fink been a long day.
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always knew our wops was lewd
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Going to bed now, tired af
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xjX_aoRUTQ
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>>79810816
Can't even see the darn box because of the lighting. Tardgirl
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>>79810752
I guess pretty much everybody knows you live in a spacker home, isnt that extremely embarrassing for you? Most probably know you dont really have autism too
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>>79809893
read the lad who done it was wearing sound proof headphones and was ranting about mould and landlords while he carried out the attack
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BN is like a father figure to me
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>>79810855
Das nice.
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Gay bastard.
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Treat for the lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcMexOinKhQ
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>>79810602
bet no ones head came off and bounced down the road though did it?
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On the wodka now so I am, am I not, I am indeed. Drunk a lot these days. Alllll ending in the new year though int it.
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minge
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muff
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Mad Friday total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
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>>79811036
>Mad Friday
is this still a thing? no one really seems to go out on fridays anymore, looks like everyone just waits for saturday
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>>79811036
Ah, cheer up ya miserable bugger.
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>>79811036
Fucking norman.
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>>79811039
Younger people do. You've just gotten old
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>>79811089
i was born old, ive always been boring
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in the mood for a night mission to the petrol station
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>>79810221
youtubers get paid 1/5 of a penny for every ad viewed. Basically valuing your time at 30p an hour. If these cunts really have such little respect for you as a subscriber that they're willing to make you sit through ads for a few pennies then they don't deserve it anyway. Say what you will about are mark, at least he still respects your time.
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Girls around the country will be shagging tonight and tomorrow, swallowing big chad loads and then sitting at the Christmas dinner with their parents and family acting all innocent. Comical.
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corr got to buy some crimbo cards i forgot x
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>>79811165
>with their parents
probably just their mum
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wheres my christmas kiss under the mistletoes? x
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>>79811203
fucking state of that slags little hooves
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>>79810221
With ublock origin on firefox (Arch linux btw) this just comes up in a dialogue box I can close before watching the video as normal with ads.
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>>79810221
Just use ublock origin
>>79811330
Same, but windows 10, think I saw that message once.
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Would like to inform the apus that XXL clothes are becoming a little tight.
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What a joke everything is. Think I will be constantly drunk until January now. Whatever.
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>>79811456
It's ok lad, we still love ya.
>>79811481
What's up chika?, you've been quite glum as of late.
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>>79811456
Post your belly and rubbish pile update.
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>>79811501
It's basically a case of like
Not being a positive moral agent within this world
If you're thrown into the world and don't do a damn thing for you and yours. Then you're not living right. And that is what I feel like.
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Pizza and cheesy garlic bread followed by a nice cold bottle of Coke. There is simply no better way to spend a friday night.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs3xRLoyWtE
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>>79811540
>no better way to spend a friday night.
3 for 100
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They wouldn't make a show like Xena nowadays. She's simply too white, too based and too sexy.
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>>79811524
IKTF, we've just got to start with baby steps, and hope we stumble into the habit of being better.
No other advice, just that cheese, but it's right.
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That documentary about the slag fucking 100 men is proper fucking grim, lads.
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>>79811501
Thank you
>>79811517
Heres a pile update. Filling up a tiny little bit. No tummy though lad sorry.
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>>79811619
My nibba Morgoth had a good tweet on this. A good X. As they say. My opinions from now shall purely be filtered by chudpinions on the X.

Love that Eagles Christmas song I do...
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>>79811665
What's the opinion of this worthless online celeb then? I have never had a Twitter account.
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>>79811619
I want to marry her.
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>>79811641
That's not too bad a pile really, lad. Glad to see you drink water as well as Dr. Wepper. Had an american imported Dr. Wepper Coconut recently and it was surprisingly nice. The cherry one is nice too if you can find it. Like all American sodie pop they're loaded with sugar.
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>>79811688
My bro Morgz is a good laddington is he not? My Geordie friend. My fellow North Tyneside nibba. If you know you know.
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>>79811641
Where's the cheesy balls ffs you tidied up. Disappointed in you.
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SEASIIIIIIIDE SEASIDE
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>>79811701
Real shame we cant have proper cokes and stuff big government coming down hard on sugary drinks. First the sugar tax from the tories and now the soft drinks levy from labour. Cant catch a break can we. Just not right.
>>79811708
In the bin lad where they belong. Tesco have the best cheesy balls. Aldi is a close second and Asda is in third place.
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>>79811797
I reckon my balls are the cheesiest. LOL.
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>>79811816
Very immature anon.
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Saw this actress in some credits and it made me chuckle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuppence_Middleton
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>>79811976
imagine naming your child that
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watrix weloaded
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When am in town with my mawbag tomoz ill just ask her what st*pdad like,nd get it there i cant think of anything trying to shop online my head go blank. Cards are on the way 2 london now. Still need hair cut i doubt salon will have appmnts before 25th now i check. Well i fink overall its going pretty well anyway i look forward 2 next week. Thx. I get ready for bed.
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>>79812148
Most people appreciate the gesture more than the gift itself crossy. If you don't know what to get someone then lean on the staples of a bottle of wine or chocolates.
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Sometime(a lot of time) i got youtubes on in my headphones nd i guess it starts auto-playing stuff nd i just go about my wee day like that for hours until i snap out of it nd think what the FUCK am i listening to like random mongs talking in my ear about stuff i dont even know what it is. Am not a fan of youtube algorithm right now desu it used to be much better. Also premium bros U should know they put videos in low quality anyway by default a lot to save on bandwidth cost its very sneaky u need to change in settings.
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>>79812182
I just want something where its clear that i thought about it for a bit so i can demonstrate that theres no animosity 2wards him from me. U know something where he thinks "oh, someone who hated me would have never have thought of THIS!" I mean i dont dislike him we just had some tension because of this nd that but am trying to put that in the past for new year nd build new friendship. But aye youre quite right i get what youre sayng.
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Really dont like with music on youtube now u listen to a song twice nd it gets spammed in recommended every single day for months like they want something youll more likely click on for ad money. Thats so grim. I mind when u could find cool music on youtube quite easly. Now even the cool music u find it feels like its by design too like ""cool music that ppl find by accident on youtube"-core. I guess its not the end of teh world ill need to do things the old fashioned way again. I kinda miss spotify. I used spotify since it was completely free in 09. So I got really old playlist nd stuff thats sentimental value for me. Well maybe ill sub again 1 day. Right now am cancelling crunchyroll nd sub netflix.PSPlus getting cancelled soon too never use it. Thx. Have a nice weekend.
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*generic vaporwave fades in* Oh my science the algorithm delivers!!
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I tell u what really get my goat though am not fussed about AI music but specifically this channel thats AI generate nostalgia bait like ITS CHRISTMAS IN 1995 nd am finking theres something so grim about AI generating fake nostalgia for a time period that whatever fucking zoomer mong behind this channel has no idea about anyway its like patronising a bit creepy really but thats just me am a 92 wean nd am protective of that decade now the last human decade as the said in the matrix, well it makes U think with how things turned out now doesnt it. Am on positive vibes though am not even bothered but little things get my goat sometime so ill share a piece of my mind here nd then just let it float away like a cloud. Thx
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Night night then going bed.Have a nice weekend. x
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I tend 2 fink a lot of things are AI generated that we dont even know that it is anyway soo.....when ppl say they dont like AI stuff am thinking how do you know? Lol but my online fren isnt into it at all, but he also isnt into remasters either, nd a lot of modern things, i mean he'll only play final fantasy 9 on an original PS1 i have to admit ever since they added a fast forward speed up button on FF games its the only way i could really play it now, i just dont have the attention span from when i was a wean to sit nd watch those animations over nd over nd over nd over nd over again i just cant, its sad, it is what it is, i just couldnt do it, however i will play triple triad all day long on any platform. So thx
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Get a grip you pathetic cunt
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A lot of news stories probs AI........i mena if you put a gun to my head can i even prove that Russia is a real place? Ok id bet money on "yes" over it doesnt exist. Is that enough? 2 get emotionally invested? Oh but a youtuber went there. So he's not AI either? Lol.I mena the purpose of every news story is instigating fear and anxiety in ppl so theyre easier to manipulate. So I just go like, am anxious enough as it is, so am not even bothered. U could go over every detail confirming if it happened or not i find it easier to say listen am not fussed. Am simply not fussed. Ive got enough in life to worry about w/o recreational misery voyeurism via the news. Thats just my personal opinion though not saying any1 else has to agree. Well thats off topic as hell anyway. Okay goodnight.x
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>>79809474
just been made redundant fellas, is it possible to get a job in this economy or should I just dolemaxx for the rest of my life?
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i see a new war of youtube vs adblock is upon us
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>>79812395
Goodnight lad. Rest well. I hope tomorrow is a good day for you.
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>>79812659
Just stack UC, PIP and JSA and never work again lad. Much less stress.
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would shag nicole healing desu
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The paki is now pissing blood thanks to shippy giving it monkey aids kek
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>>79812714
Damn, I'm 26 and nowhere close to having a mortgage. I'm completely fucked aren't I?
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>>79812761
Right pair of horrors those two
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>>79812843
Just Nicolemaxx and live alone in a 1250 PCM flat at the expense of wagies lad it's lush
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>>79812843
Mortgages are traps. What happens when you lose your job? That's right you go homeless and then have the likes of Billy Moore and Charlie veitch asking you what drugs you take to cope with childhood trauma on their yt channels to millions of people
Theres going to be a lot of new homeless next year too
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>>79813214
Yup you're basically seen as a crackhead if you're homeless. Must be dire being filmed for tiktoks at your most vulnerable time.
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>>79813335
>Yup you're basically seen as a crackhead if you're homeless
I wonder why!
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post fap remorse, might have an early night, was gonna do an hour or two on viday but cant be arsed now
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infact fuck it im giving up porn altogether, not giving up wanking, my willpower isnt that strong but im done with the porno
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I don't see much point in working. I'll never travel or be independent on minimum wage. I'll never have a girlfriend either. Working would only mean doing some shitty unsocial job like warehouse.
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> I don't see much point in working. I'll never travel or be independent on minimum wage. I'll never have a girlfriend either. Working would only mean doing some shitty unsocial job like warehouse.
Fascinating
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Just join a fucking dance class bro. Fucking hell normies. You can't make fucking friends anymore.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1hilc8b/this_might_sound_stupid_but_how_do_you_make/
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>>79813584
I wanted to be able to reply saying my town doesn't even have dance classes for adults but it turns out they do - should I go bros? How would a 'cel do with a jazz dance class?
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I see no future.
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>>79813502
you ever watch Kaiji lad?
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just part and parcel really
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>>79813778
Those darn Buddhists at it again
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>>79813753
No never heard of it. Sorry lad.
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Haha really need to stop going to sleep for an hour at 8pm. Not good for sleeping at night is it lads?
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>>79810131
i'd rather be a sexy girl to be honest
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Gotten up me

Time for a cheekyarse brekkie soon, is it not
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Update on the state of HHL's wollocks?
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Not enough sleep
Bad for the mental elf that is
Might as well get up
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gay pisshead
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>>79809474
Is that the one that keeps burning down?
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Naturally hairless
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Looks like the terrorist fella was a right wing incel
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Literally the second news article when you search for "Germany terror attack" is some cockroach journalist trying to shift focus onto the big bad evil far right. Journalists should be roped.
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Heard SPACCA have their Apus working around the clock saucing all the meats for the Festive Feel Street Feed Up. What meat you getting from them de lids?
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>>79814899
Google knows you get triggered by this sort of content thats for you its displayed this prominently
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>>79814925
I thought SPACCA was like their version of the RSPCA mixed with the police or something?
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Yeah mate yeah you gotta drink from this paper straw that disintegrates mid sip and that's gonna like change the composition of the atmosphere globally or something to save the world from an apocalypse. Yeah mate just trust it yeah?
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>>79814976
just take off the lid (plastic) and sip it
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it is your day brothers

seize it x
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>>79814934
SPACCA run the Helper Shelters that look after unhomed Apus, they run the police forces that investigate crimes against Helpers and the frenitentiaries that house Seethies and people who've hurt frogs. They also have a political wing that campaigns for better lives for the wee lids and several business ventures on the side.
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Have you actually tried talking to women you coddled emotionally weak men
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>>79815099
why should I? We live in feminist times now
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>>79815099
yeah, and this is what happens every time, there is something seriously wrong with modern liberal society if it permanently socially excludes 45% of men, it was not even like this 20 years ago, now fuck off
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Stop giving paper straws blowjobs and they wont fall apart you spacca
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Don't worry lad we brought you some latex straws so you can be a star with your big boy drink x
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Phwoar sprog had a bloody nose that went on for about half an hour. Scary that. Doc said it's alri though.
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>>79815222
Women bleed for a week lad give him a cold drink he'll be tickety boo
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Alexa, how do I use a paper straw?
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Spackers sucking on paper straws
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Love you nibbas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NKpB5ezTq8
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Surprisingly not too hungover today so that's a win. Starving tho. Thinking about ordering in a maccas. Arsed going to the shops for real food
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i smell lovely after using my lush bath bomb last night
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>>79815255
No point for me to take baths as I don't go out anyway.
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>>79815255
I enjoy a good bath bomb. Make your skin feel great
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>>79815256
Like this one from peggy you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBdf559ofQ
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Oh yeah, choon posting is the superlative wake up method.
Music is muh first love and it will always be muh last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clpc5gUblWo
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maybe a woman like Sigourney will be hitting back at the gym today and we will cute meet at the lat pulldown
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>>79815293
I was genuinely going to listen to that next (recc'd not known), but saw 1 of my favourite dancey choons, so playting that.
Thanks anon.
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>>79815299
fingers crossed for a little christmas magic meet cute for you mister footlad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT5OZ1-01wQ
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>>79815309
lovely song and imagine the lovely sigourney smell <3

cheers mr lovely lad. I have been lonely for a long time. you got a sweetheart for Xmas? X
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This is normal af, but reminds me of a great time.
Admin on a server meant to be testing vehicles for a giveaway, and found a great 4x4 and this mix, and spent 2 hours testing the 1 vehicle to destruction.
I won't play the full mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ZH96XXr9I

Picnotrel to the story, just a fun image.
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watching its a wonderful life later because I am desperate to feel love
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Tune for the lonely lads
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>>79815341
https://youtu.be/Ff-8wcjFe6s?si=mCbzVt2pUs5loki_

forgot the track replay this thank you x
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got really into scented candles these days, corr they're so comfy and lush
also, whilst we're posting choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcig_CjRoJo
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Corrrr bit more sleep and I feel fine. Maybe all problems are just because not enough sleep. Time for some wovfefe then vidya then gooning.
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Strange how so many famous britfeel personalities are paedophiles
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>>79815374
>Strange how so many famous britfeel personalities are paedophiles
Proof?
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>>79815345
I started to listen, but seemed a bit sad, so I stopped. I want to be cheery today.

I owe you an apology, I was a bit mean yesterday when I thought YOU was spamming the thread with your love of black cock. I've seen you slagging off the thread, and just thought it was another thing like that.

Sorry.
You're nice, so will say something like it's ok, but it isn't (IMO, even though I still act like a cunt).
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>>79815361
sleep is the most important thing for your physical and mental health de lad. but not too much of it! x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnzvM-kfoKg
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>>79815315
not anymore, broke up with the girl i was seeing earlier this month, she was a lil too nuts for me, drama not for me
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>>79815424
It do be like that. I would sleep way more if it wasn't for waging and drinking.
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>>79815374
Name five. I'll wait. You can't.
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>>79815374
real grim freak you are lad, constantly fantasising about other posters fucking children
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pedos rattled lmao
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projectionist projecting rofl
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Anyone else fed up with Amazon wagies complaining, trying to be martyrs and making it seem like they are literal slave labour?

If you look at the details it's actually a genuinely decent job working in an Amazon warehouse. If you have zero skills, zero education, zero experience etc. then it's a fucking god send job. I get the feeling that everyone complaining is probably some wanker with a degree in sociology who thinks they should be SPADing for an MP or something. Bunch of twats.
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Was going down the sad route with music for a bit. I think it's time to stop that.
*wipes his face*
Lets get cheery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxNwvjzGM0
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Went to the shop for proper food on the end. Didn't wanna pay the maccas delivery fee desu
Bacon sanny ingested, making bacon and lentil soup for later too
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90 mins of dossing, then I'll be getting ready for IRL activities (beers, darts and boxing at a frens).
LET US FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ON8zNL3e7c
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>>79815519
Enjoy a game of darts me. Have fun de lad
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>>79815519
sounds fun my liid. for me, it's watching the footie, going into town to get something for mumberg for xmas, then off to a mate's 30th x
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>>79815517
Good work anon, much better in the long run.
>>79815526
Should be good fun, just depends what kind of mood his BPD gf will be in.
Could just swap 2/3 of the cocaine she has for crushed sleeping tablets, but nope, he won't do that.
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>>79815538
I've got to wait till christmas eve (bennies day) to go shopping. It will be busy wherever I go, so will just get stuff at sainsburys (cards, niece present,RUM, some food).
Hope you have a good night.
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Every day lads die when they suck up the papier mache that was their draw after leaving a drink unattended for too long; it's why my frog has a spacker straw.
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Back from the shops. Dear God that was a mistake, I feel physically ill from all the people how can normies stand it? And to top it all off, some fat cow sneezed all over me, didn't even cover her mouth, so I'm probably going to get a cold during Christmas.
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>>79815554
Some women don't give a fuck. Walk at you expecting you to move, just stand in the middle of the path/aisle.

I expect their husbands say "yes dear" a lot.
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>>79815554
Mumberg does the shopping for me luckily
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>Theme park operator Flamingo Land has submitted an appeal to the Scottish government after its plans for a 40m holiday resort next to Loch Lomond were twice rejected.
HHL will be happy
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>>79815589
Good for them for rejecting it. It's got bad reviews

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g776616-d216487-Reviews-Flamingo_Land-Malton_North_Yorkshire_England.html
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looks alright actually. oh aye even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdlLdM9fLfM
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>>79815598
when you have coke addled spackers like HHL visiting it's no wonder
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>>79814925
>naked whilst preparing food
Utterly fucking disgusting. Won't be going to that Feed Up and I'll be reporting this to the authorities.
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I will do some food shopping early on Monday, after that, I will not have to leave the house until 6th of January.
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>>79815651
They all have aprons and a hat, some even have sports bras and underpants.
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>Trump offers to build golf resort that is marred with controversy and failure
>YES PLEASE SO MANY NEW JOBS REVITALIZE THE AREA TRUMP HAS SCOTTISH ROOTS HE LOVES SCOTLAND TAKE THAT YE SASSENACHS. APPROVED.

>Flamingo Land wants new resort
> >:( tripadviser says they only saw one flamingo. DENIED

Scots aren't real.
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woww
and I mean wow
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>>79815749
>many millions + international golf tournaments that generate further millions
vs
>a few 100k for a grim flamingo land full of depressed looking birds that will generate fuck all but views on slop vendor news websites

Hmm i wonder lad
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>>79815749
i'm more concerned about what it will do to the local population of highland helpers
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what an experience de lids
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>>79815775
Most of the Highland Helpers were shipped south during the clearances in the early 1800's and they only exist in isolated pockets now. You're more likely to encounter the Lowland Lid.
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Loch Lomond is very scenic. Flamingo land can do one. Build it somewhere else tbqh
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>>79815782
He doesn't look very happy there
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>>79815851
SeasonalSadnessMisery
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Might start lifting weights in the new year. See what all the fuss is about.
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>>79815865
Yeah? Amazing
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>>79815874
Yeah. Don't suppose you have literally anything going on yourself? No?
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>>79815822
i wonder if that lid support wangers or weltic
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2025 will be the Japanese year of ganbatte. WAGMI, if we twy ouw bestest.
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>>79815851
the eclair's almost gone and it's christmas
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>>79815889
looks like he's standing on wumbarton woad which is a wangers area
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Winter solstice
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>>79815948
Das rite, winter starts here.
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>>79815948
>>79815954

my dumbass thinking the solistice meant we are half way through, no its only fucking starting REEEEEE
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>>79815958
Depends, We are half way through the darkest 1/4 of the year
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>>79815958
the earliest sunset was around a week ago and the latest sunrise will be around a week from now
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Corr it cold today
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>>79815994
it bloody snowing inside
it that christmas magic x
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>>79815983
Corr, not many people know this. Because in December the days are 24:00:30 long and in June they are 23:59:30 approximately. Balancing out to an average of 24 hours overall
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>>79815994
white xmas i reckon
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>>79816015
Its to be 12c on Christmas day lad
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Chad Hitler
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>>79815420
haha no stress mate I just post to chat with the sound lads. it xmas and people struggle so kindness goes a long way big love x
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>>79816057
why was everyone so ugly in olden times?
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haha classic

https://voca.ro/1GzlkIjCipyj
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>>79816024
That's a shame. The 'pu was hoping for snow this year
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>>79816149
they didnt have makeup back then
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>"Wanna play cards tonight anon?"
No thanks
>"UGH ANON you are playing cards"
No thanks im good
>"ok fine then *hangs up*

Playing poker is shite tbqh, i dont enjoy it at all, its just a shit way to loose money over the space of 3+ hours with people i dont know

Last 3-5 games ive played i just cant summons the energy to give a fuck, i still don't know any of the hands etc, cant shuffle worth a fuck
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I watched Police Story (1985) last night. I really enjoyed it. The plot felt a bit disjointed at times but I enjoyed the comedy of Mr. Jackie Chan and the stunts were nuts. The car chase through the shanty town is some stupid fucking shit you can't help but admire it and the climactic fight in the mall is great. A young Maggie Cheung is looking hot as fuck too.
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>>79816209
I enjoy Poker for about an hour, MAX 2, and then completely lose interest. I'm a terrible liar too so never win.
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People always going on about how Path of Exile and Path of Exile 2 are so good and way better than Diablo. Problem is, I HATE games where you basically HAVE to follow a guide or you'll be fucked in the endgame. Those games just make themselves obtuse as fuck and I love ARPGs.
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I think it's best I end it all next year.
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>>79816228
enjoy the rest mate, rarely go wrong with jackie hong kong films
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>>79816265
nah don't be doing that lad
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>>79816265
l hope things improve for you anon.
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>>79816149
who knows. they still wouldn't fuck you thou
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>>79816228
agree totally lad, the bits where he uses a motorbike to ram a guy through a glass display case and when he slides down the light are kino. it not rite how he treat may though
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>>79816228
the sequel is great too
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Corr proper done me wollocks in last night. Keeping off the wooze until Christman/New Year now then fresh start in January. Oh aye.
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>>79816299
>Corr proper done me wollocks in last night. Keeping off the wooze until Christman/New Year now then fresh start in January. Oh aye.
fascinating
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxWc-Xgoqs
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>>79816281
I have lived life to the extent I can. I have no interest in working and doing nothing also feels very boring.

>>79816283
They won't.
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>>79816299
Was very very wempted to have some vodka last night to ease the pain of the sore throat but didn't. Think if I hoe out one more night I should be good.

Literally listened to this over 1,000 times over the last fortnight, obsessed with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0NKGXmWQE
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>>79816299
Gibi is trash. Get better taste lad.
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>>79816265
Chin up, lad. I often feel suicidal but every day above ground is a good day (unironically).
>>79816295
Aye he's a bit of a silly goose. I watched some extras on the Blu-ray after and apparently the bike scene is one of the stunts he didn't do himself. Apparently he burned his hands on the final stunt because all the lights heated up the pole.
>>79816296
Aye, got both of them as well so should be fun watch.
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might suck on this a little x
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Couples spending the last weekend before Christmas doing the last of their shopping, walking around Christmas markets drinking and eating food from the stalls. Then back home to wrap the last of the present, finish off the last of the cards for the closest of friends and family.

You, sat in your room doing the same thing you do everyday, winning and pwning on an anonymous website.
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>>79816305
If anything, Helen is rinsing him
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>>79816362
>doing the same thing you do everyday, winning and pwning on an anonymous website
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>>79816359
>suck on old saggy granny tits
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>>79816333
Aussie Lauren is much cuter and youthful.
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>>79816364
why are you emotionally invested in a youtubers life?
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>>79816387
SSM is like a father to me.
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>>79816288
I'm afraid you've replied to a shagger lad x
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Corrrr leftover wizza
Getting a bit fat so I am
Mostly to my ass and thighs as intended
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>>79816385
What does Aussie Lauren look like? I can't keep up with all your baes
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>>79816238
pissed me right off tbqh, i hate cunts that dont take no for an answer and think if they just keep asking you the same thing you will eventually cave in

Not me, the more they ask the more i refuse, this coming from a prick who will not do ANYTHING unless it suits him

Cunts
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>>79816362
Look at all them NPCs engaging in consumerism. Is that what you really crave to be?

https://youtu.be/Nwvs_8fB9kE
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>>79816411
No lad they crave the life you have. Sat in alone everyday, no friends, posting on 4chan.
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>>79816405
Tim hasn't got many years left in him lad

waa wa
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>>79816402
I better not lad. I don't want you masturbating to her.
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Veitch in the MEN

https://manchesternews.com/charles-veitch/
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>>79816421
It has its perks. I don't have to worry about buying anyone anything or getting up to drag a spoilt sprog to school. There are so many married men who absolutely are miserable because their wives (that they no longer find sexually attractive) control them. Being normie and being a wagecuck sucks.
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>>79816435
I don't masturbate to ASMRtists lad
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>SSM and Helen have been dating for 2 years now
Mad.
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>>79816438
Hope he gets in the news for other reasons.
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End of an era for Pep and Manchester City.
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Helen is Mark's daughter and he has been grooming her.
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>>79816473
>Helen is Mark's daughter
Loremasters?
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Isn't Helen in her 40s?
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>>79816450
That's just how most girls dress in the summer these days when going to art class in the summer lad. They probably don't have air conditioning in art class.
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>>79816450
She doesn't sexualise herself. Stop making out to be some slutty one.
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Why is Veitch obsessed with filming in Piccadilly Gardens? Does he even live in Manchester?
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Grown men spending their Saturday glued to a screen playing dramatic online dillies
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>online dillies
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A typo has sent him into a state of frenzy
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>>79816486
He gave birth to his bundle of joy in the 80s when Mark was enjoying the summer of his youth. The mother was a fishmonger who unfortunately died during childbirth. She had to have an arsesection to get the poor sprog out.
Ever since Mark and Helen have been like two cod in a pod. It has taken a dark turn over the past few years as Mark has been using Helen to get his rocks off.
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playing that Marvel rivals me x
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>>79816535
>He gave birth to his bundle of joy in the 80s when Mark was enjoying the summer of his youth. The mother was a fishmonger who unfortunately died during childbirth. She had to have an arsesection to get the poor sprog out.
>Ever since Mark and Helen have been like two cod in a pod. It has taken a dark turn over the past few years as Mark has been using Helen to get his rocks off.
fascinating
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>dillies
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>>79816510
That's crackhead central. He needs to pay for his kids he cannot see by creating entertainment out of vulnerable people.
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>>79816557
>That's crackhead central. He needs to pay for his kids he cannot see by creating entertainment out of vulnerable people.
wow really
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>>79816539
corr a lass without tattoos. a rarity now.
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>>79816535
>two cod in a pod
Spat my coffee out at this
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Why are tattoos such a big deal for incels?
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>>79816582
They prefer their women to look child-like
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>>79816582
It really boggles. I've always been into alt lasses with pale skin and tattoos.
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When a woman with tattoos or is old looking tries to have a conversation with me I just ignore her. No point engaging if I'm not into that. They do the same to unattractive men.
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>>79815255
Oh i thought u meant theyre just lush bath bombs but ur on about the lush bath bombs from Lush which is very lush i like the cherry blossom 1 wow am a princess x nobody buy me stuff like that anymore though
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>>79816585
Nah a woman with no tattoos just comes across as respectful to herself. Most people regret tattoos.
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>>79816613
Lily has no tattoos
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what would you incel lads do if a sexy woman with tattoos was interested in you
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>>79816622
>18+ only

she only says that because it's the law. imagine how fucked up she'd be for money if we didn't have laws.
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>>79816622
This whore is going to rope I can see it.
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>>79816582
Why is certain men not liking tattoos such a big deal for roasties?
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>>79816622
Do they all get to nut inside her?
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>>79816624
ignore and walk away and go back to my boxroom
not interesed in tattoos sorry
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>>79816622
>tfw, soon she will literally have the thousand cock title to match her look.
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>>79816622
23 and a gigawhore already. Sad.
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>>79815948
Shortest day is today

Now the days will get longer

Get in
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>>79816622
This lass sets her requirements too high. I cried a little bit when I saw that she wants people to send photos of their ID. That isn't possible for lots of lads like us.
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>>79816582
They're repulisve, and the more a woman has the worse. I mean even 1 small one on the upper arm is grim enough
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>>79816654
She will make millions from a days work lad. Smart girl if you ask me.
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>>79816659
She didn't make that much from it, only about 100k wasn't it?
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She's doing a rug pull with her crypto scam, the voidcoin. Get in early (no pun intended, because her fanny was used by so many men) and sell before the rug pull, could triple your money easily.
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>>79816664
Yeah for the 100 men. She's already made 2mil from OF so far.
>>79816667
Jelly much
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venom is v fun to play I simple man x
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>her Onlyfans bio
>Hey! I'm Lily your 23year old english cum slut
Nice
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>>79816689
>She's already made 2mil from OF so far.
She hasn't, she's not famous enough to pull 2 mill

Not jealous of anything
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>>79816622
This inside of this whore's pussy would be like the final scenes in Titanic by the end.
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>>79816700
>She hasn't
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Lily would reject you if you showed up to the casting. Horrible unattractive incels will never have sex (even a slut has standards).
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>>79816712
Surprised at that, wonder how she got into such a high percentile.
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>>79816719
Did you see some of the mongs she was fucking in that documentary?
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>>79816726
Are you saying it's not Chads who paypig for thots on OnlyFans??
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One bloke every 1.4 minutes.
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>>79816582
Leviticus 19:28 also they just look dirty it looks like something that needs to be cleaned off in a bath when a woman has a tattoo like a drug addict criminal with dirty fingernails it gives me the fucking boke. Its just disgusting. Nd guys nowadays brainwash themselves to pretend it's no big deal cus they know they cant get laid ever w/o accepting all kinds of grim shite. Theres no such thing as an "alt girl" now when it's more normal for women to have tattoos than not. Its hardly ALT then is it. ***** nd **** didnt have tattoos.
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>>79816728
Yet Ruthmong has not had sex once in his miserable 35 years
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>>79816726
What do they look like? I refuse to watch documentaries about sluts.
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where can we watch the 100 men video? wasnt it filmed
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I wake up on wrong side of the bed this morn cus last night i had 1 of those anxiety moments like maybe it is just a heart attack? Nd ill just let it be if so. But i dont trally feel like going shops today its going 2 be so busy.Ive suspected bc of making good progress lately nd even better progress due in new year they would work extra hard trying 2 compromise me over nxt week or so. Its ok I just stay mindful.
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Ruthmong should get a tattoo himself
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>>79816807
Not him, buy why? Tattoos are grim, not as grim on men as on women, but grim nonetheless
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>>79816778
OnlyFans lad.
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>>79816815
>not as grim on men as on women
Why
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Ruthmong can't make an onlyfans account because he doesn't have a credit card
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>>79816815
>Tattoos are grim
Incel vibes from this post
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>>79816829
Tattooed roastie vibes from this post
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Dont fink its even womens fault they get tattoos nd other things its cuckolded low T men allowing it after all if women got all the freedom in the world they'll do all type of retarded shit its not really their fault wesu
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>>79816849
>r-roastie!
Confirmed incel
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>>79816820
They are masculine, so they might look rough on men, but they look absolutely horrific on women
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Does Helen know marks been on benefits for 30 years? I thought women dont like dossers.
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sam Sulek
Whole grain rice and tuna
steak dinner
Marvel rivals
Jackin into cyberpunk
leg day tomorrow
cuppa hot Yorkshire brew tea x
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>>79815099
They're just doing what women and society told them to do.
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>>79816854
>i-incel!
Confirmed roastie
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Really wanted to get this tattooed on my arm when I was a teenager. Thankfully I didnt.
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>>79816874
I'm a top shagged lad
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>>79816866
Helen thinks SSM works for Google
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I have never inserted my erect phallus into a vagina.
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>>79816898
I have in a dream
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>>79816582
Graffiti, innit.
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>>79816883
I've no doubt you sleep around a lot lass
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>>79815361
Body repairs itself with sleep,I dnt sleep much,nd when I do at 7am or something,i probly sleep 8 hours a handful of times past 6 months if that,if i may say so if I relate to u about anytbing feeling sick and tired all the time,,feel like ive got an autoimmune disease plus schizophrenia and chronic fatigue most days xcept when I sleep 8 hours+ it goes away? Other things, any internet might be bad but I find its worse for mental health on phone than laptop nd also even as far as time wasting activities for some reason i feel less depressed playing video games for hours than 4chan which is more fun in the moment but at the end of the day give me a feeling of spiritual filth nd retardation at the end of the day I don't mean the content per se just the activity itself. Well its a few things am working on new year anyhow. Thx
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Is that vid of Destiny sucking Nick Fuentes' cock legit?
It's obvious that Nick is a closeted homo, been obvious for years, but why would Destiny be sucking his cock?
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>>79816903
>>79816898
its pretty easy to imagine you just need to really use your imagination thats how i lost my virginity anyway
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>>79816622
>>79816654
100 in a day night sound shocking but if you think about it, the average girl at university gets through that in a year or two. If Lily took a break for a year or two (I know she's not, but if she did) she'd be more chaste than your average student.
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What sort of edition do you want next, lads?
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life is on for free and paid
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>>79816927
Are Lily edition
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>>79816866
It's About The Face. They don't care about "dossing".
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>>79816927
ww3 theme
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>>79816622
The grim thing is she will likely find 1000 men, all willing to stand in a line and fuck her one after the other. Not going to lie, I find that as disgusting and sad as her wanting to fuck 1000 men.
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>>79816943
Wonder how many of them cant get it up
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>1000 men, 1000 condoms
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>>79816956
actually lad if you watched the documentary youd know she bought double in case they broke
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Alright, here we go again lads

>>79816957

>>79816957

>>79816957
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>>79816321
you can earn 60K USD if join rus army
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>>79816953
Maybe they will get the blue pill as well.

>>79816956
Wonder how many will get STDs.
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>>79816535
>He gave birth to his bundle of joy in the 80s when Mark was enjoying the summer of his youth. The mother was a fishmonger who unfortunately died during childbirth. She had to have an arsesection to get the poor sprog out.
>Ever since Mark and Helen have been like two cod in a pod. It has taken a dark turn over the past few years as Mark has been using Helen to get his rocks off.
that's nice dear
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>>79816882
You should have, lad. Death are absolutely based.
LADS. Royal Mail are really fucking me and the buyer about on this recent sell. Tracked 48 and he hasn't received three days later and the tracking hasn't updated. What the fucks going on here then?



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