WW3 edition - will YOU be MAN ENOUGH to sign up??
>>79816957Nope. Too big to even if I wanted to die for Israel (which I don't!)
>>79816957I'm jewish and I encourage exactly nobody to sign up and likely die for israel.
>>79816957>provisions?>food?>killing the evil?how soon is now?but im not fighting ukraine russia fuck that st.Georges suicide i call it but the holy land needs or representation and after what happened in germany the other night im getting pissed off with our courties for even asking me
>>79816962The Army let anyone in these days
Too ill to be drafted
Whats for dinner de lads?
Good vibes only 2day x
>>79816982Mummy is ordering a tex mex wizza in
>>79816978>>79816979I'm 20odd stone so idk if I would make the cut
>>79816982blood blood blood
>>79816957Can't, got a hidden disability (unironically, not gimmickposting).
>>79816979dont think they care about your fishy smell in the trenches mate
tex mex wizzas are popular among spackers
fucked if im dying for this country let the rich cunts pick up a gun x
>>79816982Probably nothing. Treated myself to some McSlop for lunch. Ngl, was fucking delicious, but was the first time I've had it in over a year.
>>79816986>tex mex wizza
>>79816992what fleshynecrotitus? idk man but what i do know is the war is here
>>79816982>Whats for dinner de lads?Fondue
Me? On that bedrot grind. Hopefully I'll feel alright later to go watch the boxing. Doubt it though.
>>79817019Not been here the last few days, did you have a rough one last night or something? You know what you're like the day after you drink lad, why torture yourself like that?
>>79817024>Not been here the last few days
>>79816982Thinking a chip butty. Throat's feeling a bit croaking and I don't want to eat anything too rich before Christmas dindins.
>>79816957i'm working an essential service so i'm exempt(supply chain)
>>79816957They should press gang all the immigrants into the army.
genuine question mr.army man sir does middle eastern blood have a different flavour?
>>79816956>1000 men, 1000 condom
might grow a beard, got long hair but with no facial hair and youthful looks its a bit too androgynous despite me not being a fag and despite weight lifting, dont like beards tho its itchy, only grew the hair out for 3.5 years with occasional layering as I hate the barber and am too lazy to go every 3 weeks, fucking hate barber small talk especially when you are a repeat customer then ive got to provide small talk life updates on x y and z its too uncomfy.
>>79817045>providing military training to rapey immigrants sounds like a disaster
>>79817060Replying your own post with your boring gimmick is it?
>>79816957I wanna shag a slag mates
>>79817073at least he waited more than 60 seconds to reply this time
>>79817069Not if they all die in the upcoming war.
they should be crusifixion this xmas in the holy land they should be protecting the hospitals or God will get maditll be war war war with out ~christian representation~ by his sideit should be cold so cold till all the naught children freeze to death and get shattered by 10k volts of lighting for desicrating the most sacred place on earth and putting innocent people to death
>>79817074you want to shag a slag who is your mate? or a mates slag? dont know what you want but have you tried fabswingers? plenty of wronguns on there.
Fink i get sonic colours on switch 2 pass the time til 25th. Hope sis gets the card i sent 2day
>>79817074Maybe you should sign up to that's slag's 1000 man fuck.
>>79817086youd have to be shit damn sure they would, last thing we need is ngubu having a ptsd menty b and killing several children, eventhough we already have that
>>79816957Just watched some 2005 Doctor who (Christopher Ecclestone) with my Thai gf in bed. She liked it be she didnt really get it all. Made me sad because 2005 Doctor Who now almost feels low-key patriotic. Lots of shots of London and a cool episode about how brave Brits were in WW2. Everyone is not gay and the black male character Mickey is kind of a loser who gets cucked by the cool Doctor. 2005 was another fucking world.
>>79817095I usually despair about my life in the mornings rather than in the evenings.
THE HOLY LAND IS LOST TO FUCKING IDIOTS TURN THE PLACE INTO MARS FOR GOOD THE ORIGINAL SON OF THE FATHER FUCKING JEWS AND ARABS THINK THEY INVENTED EVERYTHING THEY GET NOTHHING
>>79817045...wwwwhy exactly?why not just deport them?
>>79817120BECAUSE THEY WANT TO JOIN OUR COUNTRY THEY CAN FIGHT FOR THE COUNTRY CATCH UP USE YOUR JEW MATHS AND FIGURE IT OUT FUCK HEAD
>>79816957Will the intelligence agencies and RAF lift their no white men policies if there's a draft?
They were such a good duo. 10th Doctor is middle class coded and Rose is a bit of a mouthy chav with no A-levels but in a refreshingly charming way. She had the perfect face for it; pretty but a bit rough and mouthy. Tenant was the opposite. Unconventionally very very handsome but a little bit camp and wacky. Good combo.
>>79817109Yeah it's pretty stark, I watched a couple of episodes myself last week. The modern BBC wouldn't even air those episodes today.
>>79817120You think our lords and masters are ever going to do that? lol. lamo even lad. They would rather waste time on stupid distraction bullshit like the whole apology shit they wasted time on a few weeks back.
you wally woofters need some geezer youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elxtLsjnMp0
>>79817136Thing is lad, the white men who got actively discriminated against literally got five grand in compensation. People were fired over it. https://news.sky.com/story/raf-recruiters-were-advised-against-selecting-useless-white-male-pilots-to-hit-diversity-targets-12893684The problem is not coming from up above with the law. It is a culturally endemic problem with people who think this shit is morally acceptable or logical behaviour.
>>79817157>lordsgay lords
>>79817150Shame what they did to his character in the Disney return. Then again, Tennant himself has gone a bit off the deep end irl.
Honestly Doctor Who only had two decent seasons with Eccleston and Tennant, then in terms of quality of the show overall went downhill beginning with the Martha season (though I still like those because Freema Agyeman is a mummy that I would love to peg me and stamp on my balls). After Martha's season it's just straight up bad and somehow managed to get worse over time. I stopped watching midway through the Smith run. Occasionally I will see clips of newer episodes and it blows my mind how shitty it is.
naked woman
Has anyone tried those Cheezits snacks? only seen them in this country recently and they're absolutely lush!and I MEAN, LUSH
>>79817177Oh Tenant himself is a fucking Scottish retard. He is from a Protestant background and usually Protestant Scots are cool (its the paddy descended catholic ones who larp as scots who are usually absolutely fucking insufferable cunts). Yeah loads of them are weird about trans kids. At least puberty blockers have been banned now. Might save a few gay kids lives that but the harm has already been done.
>>79817136Don't they still have that policy in place despite all the hullabaloo over >>79817165? It's just not right.
Lovely getting out the shower nd i feel relaxed nd peaceful
>>79817120>>79817131and once they establish there country again or die the flag shall be raised in there country and remain cosindering they demand it
>>79817165It's both - it is both encoded in law and practiced by commies in positions of power. Think of it this way - somebody came up with that policy, job adverts were drafted and sent out, the whole process was underway, only for the plug to be pulled when a relatively huge amount of attention was drawn to it. Now consider if the policy was 'no non-whites'. It wouldn't even have made it past the first conversation it was mentioned in and the employee who raised the idea would probably be fired if not placed on administrative leave pending a 'hearing' of some sort.Also 5 grand? Come on that's nothing, barely cover the lawyer fees. We all know if it was a BAME they'd be getting tens of thousands if not more.There IS a two-tier system in place. Just because it isn't 100 percent effective 100 percent of the time doesn't negate that fact.
its ok ai will save the day
>>79817204Trying to cut down on snacking me. The real fresh start starts in January.
>>79817189Oh just fuck off, you spam shit like this all day and it's never funny mate.
>>79817178I stopped watching with Peter Capaldi. Turned on one of the female doctor episodes about Rosa Parks. It. Was. Fucking. Garbage. A time travelling mega racist (who is oddly quite swarthy himself) from the future is so racist he decides to travel back to 1960s Alabama do stop Rosa Parks doing her thing so that the world can stay racist forever. Like it is so retarded the gaping plot holes just ruin the story.
>>79817219This is exactly why I will not be man enough to sign up, country seems to hate me.>>79817229At this point I'm wondering if an AI overlord will actually be less oppressive than our government.
>>79817165>Thing is lad, the white men who got actively discriminated against literally got five grand in compensation.I've got a suspicion that this is somehow not an ironic comment, so>5k is nothing after having your likely life long dreams of being a pilot dashed>31 got compensation while your article says the RAF admits hundreds were affected>The purpose of the 5k is to provent them from suing for an appropriate compensation>People were fired over it.False, the only person who lost their job over this was someone resigning in protest over the policy. The people who ordered it and administered it are still there, and the diversity quota (oops I meant target) for the armed forces is still in place.>The problem is not coming from up above with the law. It is a culturally endemic problem with people who think this shit is morally acceptable or logical behaviour.It's both. There's been no legal consequences at all for GCHQ, multiple police forces, the BBC and ITV who've all openly done similar things. The law allows for "positive discrimination" pretty broadly. The RAF crossed the legal line, and from here will continue to discriminate while saying the magic words and avoiding saying the wrong words to make it remain legal.
Got me cat a wee catnip fish toy 4 christmas
naked women
>>79817208Nothing like getting out of a hot shower and into clean fluffy jammies. Nothing. All comfy myself right now.
>>79817219>>79817207Yes but my point is that a lot of lads here think it is just a simple case of changing positive discrimination laws. It is deeper than that. The mental woke shit from companies and government institutions comes heavily from youngish women in middle management. I have experienced it first hand. There is a big problem with the police literally not knowing what the law is and acting on advice given to them by charities like stonewall and diversity officers who tell them what is grossly offensive and then they enforce that.Gender critical beliefs (anti-trans) are literally protected beliefs under U.K. law and your boss cannot even fire you for having them.
Help lads, I haven't had a proper shit in about a week
>>79817282Right but it's both, like I said. Step one on day one should be repealing all those insane fucking gay race communist laws. Then the rest is about purging the gay race communists from positions of influence and power.
What are scallops like, lads? I've never had them but they look really nice. Like little pucks of fish.
>>79817282>Yes but my point is that a lot of lads here think it is just a simple case of changing positive discrimination laws. It is deeper than that.>The mental woke shit from companies and government institutions comes heavily from youngish women in middle management. I have experienced it first hand.If you think the problem comes from HR wokies (which is fundamentally true) then the only possible solution is robustly stopping anti-white employment discrimination in the law, no?
a woman inviting you into her bed
>Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them>>79817267<3
a woman giving you head in bed
>>79816957Don't forget lads, save this, be prepared. Putin got dem nukes pointed right at YOUR house.
Just imagine how good trannies, femboys, sissies and the lot are going to look in 10-15 years... jesus christ.
>>79817365what will change in 10-15 years
>>79817285Please respond I don't want Dr Choudary to stick his finger in me arse
>Lowland Lid Rly enjoyed that
>>7981736910-15 more years of refinement of cosmetic surgeries, ethot makeup, slutty outfits, balances of HRT (and the new generation starting hormones way before puberty even kicks in).
>>79817390Maybe even gene therapy by 10-15 years.
>>79817365>environmentalism will cause flights to Thailand will become exorbitant No thanks
>>79817314I think is a profound cultural problem. The moral compass: PUNCH UP GOOD. PUNCH DOWN BAD. Has been adopted by an entire generation of women across the English speaking world who grew up with tumblr in the early 2010s. That generation of women entered the workforce and wreak havoc. A solid large percentage of the female population believe that a white man calling a black person a darkie is 1000x worse than active discrimination against white people in employment for the reason that the first act PUNCHES DOWN. Hence, women are up in arms about the bald Chef guy making some crass carry on jokes but will not dare mention the industrial scale rape gangs. It is not that they are scared of being called racist. They literally and actually think and feel that what the bald man did is worse because he is rich and white so he PUNCHES DOWN. What we are fighting when we fight woke is a powerful moral compass that appeals to womens natural sense of compassion for the downtrodden and warps it into a hellish beast. USA has sorta defeated woke as they have quietened down when Musk bought their home base and Trump just crushed Kamala. The U.K. is fucked because we just have this whole class of middle class professional managerial women who have a single religious doctrine.
>thailandnonce
>>79817352Why would you want to survive hunclear hellfire? After society collapses people will be raping you for a tin of beans and then dismembering you for BBQ. You would be on your hands and knees praying to be incinerated.
>>79817352Oh yeah, those massive bags of earth and sand that I just keep lying around.
>>79817417>he doesn't know about the Thai hags
obese sister who is 24 stone and five foot 4 height. diagnosed with high blood pressure stage 2. moaning and throwing a fit like a baby because she has to change her diet and caffeine free etc. What a babby. why are fatties and especially female fatties so upset that they cant be unaccountable pigs with zero consequences? she is 34 btw and such a landwhale its disgusting. crying because she has to quit caffeine go for a walk and eat a salad. keep in mind she was going kfc every weekend pig
>>79817424>Hunclear Kek. Thats what you get for posting on an iPad.
>>79817432This is Sean's future. Grim.
>>79817432Is she on bennies?
>>79817371Long story short I've had issues with shitting and stomach and pain and 100s of other symptoms for 2+ years. Had multiple doctors and hospital visits and no one gave a fuck. Last doctor was a smelly cunt, laughed me out the room and said I had anxiety. Had to self diagnose as ibs. Had constipation for a year now. Best you can do is eat a shit load of fibre.
>>79817407Yeah, everything in this comment is true but it's all oblique to solving employment discrimination. If you want to stop culturally Marxist hiring staff from enacting their agenda the only possible way is to actually robustly enforce that in law.There's no way to win them over with facts and logic when they've already decided you're evil because of your sex and/or colour.>USA has sorta defeated wokeI wouldn't speak so soon here. It looks like the population has pretty much rejected it at this point, and of course the top-level government has now. The problem is the US has something very similar to the civil service staffed by >90% democrats who are responsible for implementing laws, plus all educational institutions and HR departments are still captured by True Believers. Unless Trump purges their civil service, and starts criminally prosecuting companies and educational institutions for their discrimination, wokeness won't go anywhere day to day.If the same thing were to be solved in the UK, the same thing would need to happen. Obviously Labour (or Blue Labour) won't be doing that.
Even Jamaica has a Jew (Leader of the Opposition) trying to push LGBT acceptance and rights
>>79817462Grt these from amazon or tesco always worked 4 me when my bumbum backed up
cumming inside a Jamaican tranny
>>79817424>>79817429>draftdodgers being fearful of a nukeDon't worry lads, the radiation isn't even that bad, it's all been a scam to hide the chernobyl ufo crash. Can't have Joe public finding out now.The doors are to help protect you from the flying rubble.
>>79817470This is a great bit, does he do the accent too?
Really enjoy watching the cat unwrap her prezzies desu
>>79817282Middle managements don't just turn up and one day to work and decide we will implement this company wide policy. policies comes from the either the CEO / directors or its a law from government
Kier Starmer worked pro-bono to defend violent murderers, rapists, child molesters and child murderers from the death penalty in Caribbean countries. He considered it his moral duty to defend the lives of these abhorrent people.Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>79817484He was born and raised there so yes he does have an accent.
Sean wears retard jeans, LMAO!
>>79816957The bloke they called snowflake left the army after this, it was made without his knowledge iirc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Golding#Early_life>His paternal grandparents were Lithuanian Jews who arrived in the United Kingdom in the 1890s
>>79817505No one under 40 should be wearing jeans tbqh
>>79817514What should they be wearing? I can understand why a teenager might want to wear 'streetcore' type clothes, even if they look goofy I get that they're just trying to peacock since they're at that age, but really what should a father in his mid-30s for instance be wearing day to day? Lets assume it's not summer so shorts are out.
>>79817514Trackies only for me my lid cant stand jeans feels like chastity cage
>>79817478I'll have to try them, cheers. Was using somethinghusk sachets but they don't really work for me.
Oh the unemployed scottish mong only wears trackies around his council estate. Who would've thought?
>>79817478Honestly I prefer just giving myself enemas. It feels nice. Have considered getting a professional enema done, but too embarrassed so far.
You should have, lad. Death are absolutely based. LADS. Royal Mail are really fucking me and the buyer about on this recent sell. Tracked 48 and he hasn't received three days later and the tracking hasn't updated. What the fucks going on here then? ORIGINAL
>>79817554>selling anything around christmas>expecting it to be delivered by royal snaillol, lmao, rofl, kek, and even jej
>>79816957We will rise from the ashes and retake the Falkland Islands from the charred British corpses fingers
>>79817540Psyllium husk lad it does work but u need to take loads of it nd its more like a laxative the 1 I mentioned is more gentle. If I was rrally desperate id down coffee + nicotine until something happens but it's grim that way
>>79817510Kek.>Thanks for your service, whiteboi
>>79817525Combat trousers or branded joggers are perfectly fine
>>79817514>>79817525Cords all year round
>>79817560Cunt thinks I'm scamming him probably. Has to send receipt and all.
>>79817570Did you know that more British muslims were part of ISIS than the British army after the formation of the terrorist group.>>79817592Unlucky lad, good luck
Me? I'm unemployed. Honestly it has its ups and downs.
>>79817510Sounds like a spicy legal compensation claim that
>>79817603Do you claim bennies?
>>79817603I quit my job at the end of May this year, only just found a new one as of last wednesday, starting in Jan. Gonna miss being a neet desu
Corr anons 5 ft 4 34 year old sister looks a little bit like this.
>>79817603God. I cannot wait until the complete and total collapse of the government when there are no bennies and you have to perform some form of labour in order to survive. God help you. Seriously though, do you think you would have survived in a time before 1920 when the first unemployment bennies were fished out?
>>79817601>Did you know that more British muslims were part of ISIS than the British army after the formation of the terrorist group.Ermm actually chud the Guardian has fact checked that just because there were 550 Muslims in the army and the lowest estimates of ones joining ISIS was 750, you can't prove that there were more than 550 there at once!So it's a hecking lie and there's nothing to worry about!https://www.theguardian.com/news/reality-check/2015/dec/11/donald-trump-needs-check-facts-british-muslims-isis
>>79817568It's mad I'll shit on average once a week, earlier this year I didn't have a shit for almost 3 weeks. I've got all sorts of health issues that seem to be happening cos of the stomach. Nicotine and caffeine just seem to make it worse but I plan on cold turkey again Jan 1st (aye I know). Coffee and cig used to make me shit silly before.
>>79817530Never wore trackies before lad. Are they comfy?
>>79817607Yeah>>79817610I used to be a wagie, but eventually just gave up. Being a NEET has ups and downs but overall I'd say it's better than waging, but obviously it differs from person to person.>>79817622If that day comes then it comes, until then nah work just isn't for me any more.>Seriously though, do you think you would have survived in a time before 1920 when the first unemployment bennies were fished out?Well I mean I wouldn't have had a choice then would I?
>>79817624erm actually being a muslims IS being a terrorist, even anti-islam muslims still commit a heccing terror attack, so czech and m8
I mean obviously Muslims arent going to join the fucking British army. Fucking obviously. The prime recruitment demographic for the army is going to be patriotic and macho young white men. Public schoolboy rugby lads for the officer class in Sandhurst. Council estate strong but dumb macho psychos for the canon fodder infantry.
>>79817624Ckin ell theres only 550 Muslims in the army out of 80k. Good luck during the draft lol. In the UK WW3 wont be fought in the trenches it will be fought in the prisons, streets and army barracks.
>>79817635They will stop your bennies if you are not putting in the effort. Do you just deliberately fuck up every interview to keep the bennies flowing?
Hate muslims but a year in prison for being an online edgelord is grim
>>79817648Tbqh lad I think the Russians will just send in some Muslim Chechens and Asian Russians who will shout RACIST every time someone resists.Then they will just takeover the country.
>>79817656Dont think he is being an edgelord lad I think he believes everything he fucking says.
>>79817095Past 9pm I normally stop thinking about serious shit and just watch low-effort content until I get into bed
>>79817651I mean pretty much, come on lad do you really think it's that difficult to get bennies?I'm not rude or anything, but I turn up and it's obvious I'm just there to tick a box. They must see a dozen people like me for every job, they don't care, they just say their pleasantries and get it over quickly, then cross my name off the list immediately after.
>>79817657>Tbqh lad I think the Russians will just send in some Muslim ChechensIf they do that the UK military will spend their time escorting them to London and shooting anyone who tries to report their war crimes (wouldn't be good for community tensions).
>>79817651>They will stop your bennies if you are not putting in the effort.No they won't, no decision maker you'll encounter has the incentive to do that. They get paid just as much and have less work to do if they just keep you rolling on the bennies.
My sprog is now 14 months old and its so incredibly exhausting how do these africans females with 5+ sprogs do it?
>>79817670Doesn't matter whether he believes in it or not, but that the thread is reasonably actionable, shouldn't be illegal to vaguely threaten the prime minister on Twitter. Look at all the conservitards in Burgerland that talk about killing Joe Biden flagrantly, they don't get put in jail because they actually have freedom of speech.
>>79817628Aye its like wearing pyjamas everywhere. I like trackies, big womfy cardigan nd adidas trainers but w/ the winter am on the parka grind whenever ive had to wear jeans or trousers i feel like a wee cat with 1 of those cones on from the vet restrained. Only fing that can be comfy is a kilt like @ my mammys wedding but I cant walk around like that all day can I.
>>79817716>shouldn't be illegal to vaguely threaten the prime minister on TwitterEven if you don't read anything about the case, it says in the picture what he was charged and convicted of and it wasn't the threat.
>>79817721Might give it a go. New year new me and all that. I wear shorts all year round.
Callum on a mad one again, give it a rest little fat fella.
>>79817740No proof hes fat
>>79817714It's quite depressing to see inside the home of a BAME with a bunch of kids. You know how you feel about your kid - how their wellbeing is constantly on your mind even though it's exhausting, how you would give anything to make sure they're okay and fed and warm and receiving positive interactions and so on? Unfortunately those sorts don't feel that way. Or at least they don't care to, and certainly don't act like they do. They will just leave swaddled newborn in a corner for six hours only changing them once. They'll give a child barely toddling a single bottle of water and then leave them alone the whole day. Sometimes their five or six year olds will simply leave the house and return at night and the parents won't give a shit.They don't raise them the same way you or I do, lad. Oh and also they're very careful to whine to the council about needing any extra benefits/childcare support they can swindle out of them.
>>79817740Knew a Callum in junior school. He always had a dirty lunchbox. It really bothered me. One day he caught me staring at it and I think he was a little insecure about it. Never said anything though.
>>79817740Nah this is a classic Liam moment.
>>79817470Why are you so obsessed with jews?
bet she got a lovely smelling fanny
>>79817731You shouldn't go to jail for just for agreeing with an organization that is denoted as wrong-think either.
>>79817775seems like you're the one obsessed with them
>>79817775They are a menace to any country they are involved with.
>>79817788wasnt she a lesbian lad?
>>79817835damn you're right, super stinky fanny it is
>>79817788>>79817835I thought she was like a weird 'I'll fuck anything' kind of person, no?Either way, you think she does anal?
>>79817834Lots of jews where i live and they are no problem
>>79817855>Lots of jews where i live
>>79816957It's not the worst form of suicide just make sure you carry a grenade for emergency exit and never get captured.
>>79817855Do you live in cheetham hill lad?
>>79817874Zurich wiedikon
Yes goyim, most of my neighbours are Jewish and they are all fine fellows!
anyone like indiansthey proper friendly x
You know what literally nobody has ever said?"I sure would love to go to an Ethiopian restaurant this evening."
>>79817929Albanians are my favourite minority
>>79817929Indians are the most repulsive people on Earth
>>79817935Actually went to an Ethiopian restaurant once, awful food
>>79817622Would you survive sweltering summer of 92" ?
>>79817940You watch that documentary on India voiced by AI David Attenborough?
You know what literally nobody has ever said?"I sure would love to go to a Sudanese restaurant this evening."
gf just got her period a solid week earlywhat's going on?
>Rather, as servants of God we commend ourselves in every way: in great endurance; in troubles, hardships and distresses
>>79817975Yeah, I saw some other documentary the other day narrated by David Attenborough kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqdPFTGxvPA
>>79818006Is she vaxxmaxxed?
>>79818006you dont have a gf, youre a sad little incel who rarely leaves his smelly boxroom
Cor can't wait to gather around the multi-faith festive tree.
mumberg doing steak sarnies coooor x
>>79818063What's with this boxroom meme? Projection perhaps?
health is wealth xbox series x leg day heavy squats wanking wow x
Any eBay man in? If I have proof of postage and Royal Mail loses a parcel do I have to refund the buyer out of my own pocket?
TLA assaulted. Immigrants getting angry. Police doing fuck all as usual.https://youtu.be/O-OvGNKP2no
>>79818124I think you have to pay, but can claim compensation back from royal mail.
Corr what a day still feel rough af me.
Need2 get down the shops but it cold af
*watches on in horror as a heated debate over whether to watch "wie hard", "it's a wumpaful life", "wome alone" or "wome alone 2: lost in feelshire" turns violent*
>>79818064Saw a room like that near toilets in london laffed out loud. I dnt get out much so it funny when internet memes pop up in IRL. The outside world is a meme.
>>79817656I used to go on periscope streams of saudis and post a bulding, plane and explosion emoji some years back. Most of them just blocked me.
>>79818093Idk I think the first guy is cute but I'm mentally ill so I guess I don't count
Yep, frens bpd gf kicking off over nothing, excellent.
Nonce school teachers calling child protection if u wont let them teach ur weans sex education. Mandatory 12 years in psychic torture prison. Its a human right to go to the psychic torture prison mandatory education on taking orders from ppl that hate u. Aye cool.
>>79818124Yes. You have to refund out of your own pocket and then claim it back from Royal Mail. I think you can fill in an online form or have a paper form just go in to any post office to get one and post it back to them.
>>79818204Thank god they settled on Die Hard 2 in the end. It was looking like an incendiary dispute between the lids, thank God they all liked Bruce Willis before he got dementia.
>>79818124Bet some polski or brown stole it kek. Typical at Christmas.
Just told me mam not to go to a Christmas market ever again. dont want her getting run over or stabbed by a boat person.
girl legs
Just had some dominoes pajeet knock on the door having got the wrong house number
>>79818201Will you do sober january?
>>79818334Did you keep the 'za?
>>79818239Is she hot? You ever sniffed her knickers?
Ngl would love to get a bag in tonight, its been a while but i have to work early tomorrow
We really could learn alot from the Frens.They actively seek out one another to make positive connections and never ever go out of their way to exploit another of their kind or even others not of their kind.I bought two Seethers a year ago and now they're as docile, doting and kind as any pedigree Feelshire Fren. Couldn't imagine life without them to be honest, they both hoover and make me bread daily for the price of a pepperami.
Giant shit coming through lads. Hurting the old arseholeberg is it not?
>>79818297Just part and parcel really. Who wants to live in a high trust society with a functioning postal system where you can send a tenner in a card and not have it stolen.
>>79818379Post the poo please.
4got it weekend 2 days on the trot just a wee walk outside then. Not got the energy for anything else anyway.
Fuckin mother and my bother are useless. If I dont cook the tea they just dont fucking eat. They are that used to me cooking the tea every night but when I have one night off or Im not hungry the house goes into meltdown mode. Mums putting me on a guilt trip now.
>>79818396>Post the poo please.You mean like... in the mail? In a vacuum sealed bag? To mark edwards in wareham?
no frog is a failure who has frens
>>79818399Same lad. Absolutely exhausted for some reason. I think I have a gas leak in my bedroom that or I have cancer. Its probably the 60mg of fluoxetine that Im taking every day. Demon pills.
2025 ultimate good vibes God blessx
>>79818362Nope and nope again.
Poo complete, now for a nice warm bathingtons
>>79818401Did you at least give them forewarning? My mum tells me in the morning so I know to throw on some pasta or get pizza.
>>79818442Been years since Ive had a bath. I dont fit in em anymore.
>>79818442Did your bath get unplugged from the Matrix?
why do girls always like men old enough to be their father?
Love having a bath. Loads of bubble bath and salts
>>79818415I found in my case it was from an untreated case of malaria
Fuck sake. Neighbours appear to have gotten a dog
>>79818461I fit in them but taking a bath just is a big ordeal for me. First filling it up and getting it at the optimal temperature, ensuring it has enough bubbles and the worst part is getting out and waiting to dry off. My hair gets wet too and takes ages to try. I don't like how my hair feels once it is dry. It feels all knotty. Normies somehow shower daily. I am lucky to do it a few times a year.
OH MY DAYS LADS X
>>79818461Another morbidly obese /britfeel/er on benefits baka.
>>79818442are you at least going to shower your arse crack or are you going to get poo particles all in the water?
I literally have no one in life. It not right
Too much fat on some of these asmrtists. Imagine being a young woman and letting yourself get unhealthy.
>>79818500>my hair gets too wet and takes ages to dryYou got long hair lad?
>>79818504Going on a diet after Christmas. My organs are starting to sting again.
>>79818524why is lad washing his hair in the bath?
>>79818524Yeah my hair is quite long. I did cut it with scissors recently so it doesn't get in the way of my vision. I don't go out and wouldn't want to sit there in a hairdressers being judged. My scalp is a bit bad too...always getting bumps in it.
Watching this vtuber and she has a deformed thumb on her right hand. Its really bothering me. Looks grim as fuck. Her thumb is like 6 inches long and bent at the tip.
Anyone else watched 'the invention of lying'? Thought that was quite a good film desu
Is collapsed lungcel still alive?
I wonder if wops has found a new job yet. Market is a bit grim even around christmas time with temp hires. Companies just keep downsizing the staff and make the few left do more work. I think we're going to need to have UBI before widespread riots. Take it from the 1%.
Salon got no appmnts until the 27th xcept the other one that's a guy nd i dont like a guy cutting my hair. I suppose its not urgent but I wanted it. I need 2 mull it over.
yep loved my steak sandwich proper ansum that had onions mustard and mayonnaise with my steak on sourdough PWHOAR protein all the way thanks x
>>79818511Love a nice pooey bath me. Really feels like a healthy coating of earth all over you when you get out. Air dry ofc, if you towel it just rubs the poo off.
>>79818537Just a bathtub. No room to install a dedicated shower in this old house.
>>79818570Thats haleylad he still alive thankfully should quit smoking tho
>>79818570Yep, still going strong, at a frens having beer and a smoke and playing darts. Pain has more or less stopped now.
>>79818596Not quite sure what you were expecting so close to Christmas. Cut your own hair lad, saves bundles of bennies.
>>79818607oh my days lad reminds me of when i was a youth corr it was horrible mate
>>79818569Yeah I think it's shite like most of Gervais solo stuff he has done without Merchant.>>79818567Are all these vtubers just ugly lasses?
>>79818596More like mullet over.
>>79818616Stop smoking, mong
>go to hairdresser on friday>they say "going out this weekend?">tell them I don't go out much>eventually the conversation dries up and the next twenty minutes they just talk to someone next to them as they cut my hairHate it. If you're neet it's even worse. They start asking about what you do for a living and there's no real way to get by that unless you are good at lying.
>>79818615I will be doing, just need to find a way to keep getting stoned. Probably have to bake a weed cake every couple of weeks.Christmas sesh now with a couple of chums, but need to go back home later, hopefully catch my gaming mate.
fat women fuck me off
>>79818635I know, thank you for teh kind words.
>>79818640its pretty easy to make up something matei tell them im under NDA and my job is top secret all the birds at the salon think im well cool and mysterious they all love me x
Arrested for sticking finger up at police on night walk once.
>>79818657Thats really spackerish anon. Might as well say your James Bond.
>>79818646Kianna Dior is an absolute mummy goddess and I will not hear another word against her.
>>79818666yeah it works though lad but my handsome looks probably help if i was well ugly like you lads theyd think im weird probably
No way, oh my days!!
>>79818680wind yer neck in pal
>>79818669I love Her as well mate she aint a pig she is a porn goddess
OH MY DAYS LADS wetherspoons update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzo9gN2Z1Cs
>>79818669Mummys dont do things like that picture. P*rn is disgusting.
Made bacon and lentil soup today and it came out brilliant. Gunna make a massive batch tomorrow and freeze it I think
>>79818696I would goon to her until my boiveries shrivel, my handpussy gets cramps and my wankstick is limp and useless.
Oh my days you gotta be joking!
>>79818586wops lost her job??
Alive porn me x
>>79818771OH MY DAYS! WHATS SHE LIKE?!
>>79818720oh my days mate what a wonderful time it such a wonderful time at wetherspoons
>>79818779better than dead porn
>>79818771yeah like a month ago. faked breaking her leg then went back in a week later all healed somehow.
Oh my days I've only gone and walked to the kitchen to get a biscuit oh my days!
>>79818796for me it was that news woman lad
>>79818798Are you serious? Wow she's even stupider than I thought. Oh my days.
whys everyone saying oh my days
OH MY DAYS HE DOESNT GET IT!
Oh my days what a shit thread.
>>79818796purgatory porn me x
ooer ladsooer OOOAH ahhhhhhoooooerrrme lidsx
>>79818861OH MY DAYS matelook at all that beer xcorr
>>79818861How does he afford all that on bennies?
Fuck sake just remembered an embarrassing thing I did in school. Well that's my night fucked.
>>79818915Bennie claimants make more than wagies.
>>79818946Hate when that happens, especially when I'm trying to get to sleep.
Great news, I just won a round of darts, \o/. Think I'll celebrate with a shit of jagermeister, woohoo.
>>79818948Fucking how? She must be claiming everything, including child and housing benefits.
Thoughts on painting walls black?
One more post before 4chan is banned by the Online Safety Act
>>79818946>It's a "remember that time when you went to a nightclub and a girl attempted to dance with you but you didn't realise and accidentally rejected her" episode>It's a "remember unintentionally saying something horribly insulting to a girl who'd shown interest in you and would be perfect for you, only to realise years later why she'd suddenly gone cold towards you" episode
>>79818990Helps you focus on the screen which you live through vicariously
>>79818978No child benefits required actually!>Nicole receives Employment and Support Allowance of 1,042 which includes the severe disability premium, Personal Independent Payment of 798, and Housing Benefit of 917 per month.
Chads up and down the country are effortlessly chatting up their female coworkers at office Christmas parties as we speak.
I love myself. Am a good boy. I deserve some choccys.
thought mark and helen had broken upwas he just riling the trolls up?
>>79818978>child and housing benefits.
>>79819043You are the most despicable mong, i genuinely hate you
>>79818993Ive thought about this. Wouldnt surprise me if 4chan got banned in the UK in the next 5 years under Starmer. Would we migrate to discord or something I like it here.
>>79819048Wouldn't mind finding some qt neet waifu and have some neetlets running around.
>>79819043what you got your mum and stepdad for christmas lad
>>79819060Right-wing twitter is far more extreme and active than /pol/ and the like these days, 4chan's probably not even worth thinking about with a few thousand shut-in autists going there.
>>79819075Having sprogs on benefits is much more fulfilling than being a sprogless wagie
used to be a lot easier looking up my ex's online back in the day
>>79819079>Right wing Twitter. A bunch of boomer middle age men crying about cow farts in their butter and wanking over Jeremy clarksons shite farm. Cringe to the max.
>>79816957fuck no. i'm a discarded man. i'm not allowed to participate in society in any meaningful way beyond working and paying taxes. i'm not going to war for the kikes and billionaires that made this clown world. please nuke us china.
>>79819079That makes it more likely imo, they would use 4chan to make an example and virtue signal because it is such an easy target. As with all "protect the minorities/children/country" bullshit, it will likely do more harm than good though.
>>79819114A couple of days of twitter would radicalise the average /pol/cel far more than 4chan does, it'd be an interesting move for sure.
Frens got the bags in lads. 9/10 ill turn down cocaine, more of a downers kind of chap I am, but fugg it. Wooo Christmas n sheeeit.
>>79818201Only 1 cure my lid
I haven't had sex in 2689 days.
>>7981915911688 days without it
pretty girls r great x
>>7981915914,701 days as a grand wizard.
Gooningtonshire-on-the-naze... Home
>>79819195>>79819221Would you rather be lifelong virgins or have some sex as a teen then be celibate for most of your 20s?
>>79819251Lifelong virgin does seem better.
Slept thru the day there me, did i not
>>79819251Celibate all the way desu
Giving a big bush a sniff
marvel rivals is fun but a bit swingy. you either get your shit pushed in or you are the one pushing shit in. hmmmmmmm
>>79817510You just KNOW some assholes at the pr department just thought he was a pussy and made up this whole campaign to shit on him like fucking school bullies.
>>79819382Absolute clowns. Do you remember this one?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ4OoPNY_YM
150k views for bald's nu travel vloggington which was uploaded 3 hours agockin ell, he's really popular with the normoids nowI 'member when his vlogs had like 10k views on average, i'm that fackin old >*Swallows Werther's original and sips on glass o' prune juice*Pretty crowded on these tubes nowadays thanks to the smartphone normies, is it not
>>79817510Wait, you are telling me this is actually a real campaign and not some shop? Jesus Christ, this country is going to shit.
Just spent the last few hours gooning now debating whether or not to order a webab wrap in or not.
Ah wel,l it's from post-wassad syria so that may explain the virality tooStill, his stuff has grown insanely popular in recent years to the point he's whoring himself out to sponsoring moneylendersMANY such cases nowadays
... Phwaorr how did that "l" even slip past the comma, boggles the mind right and proper does it not
>>79819404get the slop in lad your high blood pressure needs more juice so that heart attack comes on 4 times strong
Shall be ingesting some foodington soonI fink
>>79819396>Disabled comments>2.8k:16k like:dislike despite invisible dislikesKek.At least this helped with recruitmentOh wait >>79817624
>>79819490They don't even need recruitment they'll just use conscription and round you upike war cattle
>>79819056Good for u babes. I dont hate anyone x
>>798190764 mammy her fav perfume,, scented candle w/ wee emotional message on it, bath bomb cat socks & choccysStepdad i got R*ngers coffee mug & whisky
Oh its a wee festive chill in the air tonight
>>79819535It'd be totally socially and demographically impossible to do a draft, the UK would have to surrender before attempting that. I'm not sure even the most deranged boomers in government expect that's actually an option.
I probly get them more booze as a gift before 25th I dont like alcohol as a gift,its a bad message. But ppl like it at the end of the day.
>>79819588They said that about America when Vietnam rolled around. When the chips are down they'll use you as war meat
>>79819601>America when Vietnam rolled aroundDo you think that's a remotely comparable situation to the UK in 2024?
>>79819596Feel like that, don't even drink myself anymore and bought them all alcohol and felt weird about it but what else are you supposed to get.
>>79819618Yes actually. America is bigger and more diverse(even in the late 60s and 70s). Plus you have noguns so no fighting back so they'll just haul you off in a white van like Ukraine does
>>79819601>watching the lottery and your birthday comes out
>>79819628>Plus youOh you're not even from the UK? I get that you don't understand the situation here then.>more diverse(even in the late 60s and 70s).lmao why can't people do 2-second google searches before saying nonsense?
>>79819625Ye it's like here you go, love u, away nd get smashed nd hungover lol! But thats the culture we live in I fink better to operate within that nd let ppl be happy instead of being awkward nd unwomfy. U know. I mean I'd like it as a gift fir myself if I wasnt aff it.
What a surprise a whore who fucks 100 men in a day can't make a cup of tea.
Foodington o' clock already is it notOh my
>>79819596Apologies for recommending it the other day. Didnt know it was bad taste.
TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOUCHING YOUUUUUUUU WHILE YA TOUCHING MEEEEEEEE
rarely drink anymore and cut down massively on sweetseveryone given me booze and choc for christmassheeeeeit
The sound on this slag documentary is awful fuck sake. Sounds like it was shot in a submarine.
Just rage quitted super Mario 64. On tall tall mountain I kept falling down the cliff and the stupid monkey stole my hat and kept laughing at me. Fuckin turned it off. Next time I pick up the monkey on the second mission Im going to throw it off the top of the mountain. Little cunt.
>>79819709Dnt be silly lad x
Got cat her wee rainbow thing too her fav some would say she doesnt know its Christmas I agree 2 disagree
Oh aye it christmas int it
Antifa types on bolshevikipedia are already busy trying to frame the christmas market attack in terms of their leftist ideology, absolutely disgusting kekThe perp was a skitzo islamist pretending to be atheist. If you try adding this information into the bolshevikipedia article the antifa tranny mods there start calling you names/"Elon Musk fanboy" and such lol. They hate the truth like nothing else
This year been mega stressful 4 me but i look forward to nxt week. At least there can be 1 nice day.
Just farted did i not
2025 the year of just say no to demons. Talk 2 the hand pal.
I would like to announce my intention to drink 100 Frijj in 24 hours.
>>79819890>The perp was a skitzo islamist pretending to be atheistYeah, is saying you're atheist or Christian not a common strategy to get asylum?IIRC there's at least one attack in the UK where leftoids were saying he attacker claimed to be a Christian on their asylum applications which somehow implies unlimited third-world migration has no issues.
>>79819958would watch that
>>79819958That stuff was nasty, like drinking goo. Was more of a Yazoo man.
>>79819985Shouldn't have said it now I'm craving one badly.>>79819992Yazoo is too thin and watery for me though I admit to enjoying a litre of their banana every now and then. Don't even know if they do those big bottles anymore.
>fuck 100 men in one day>complain nobody will marry youhmmmmm
Fertility rates will not improve until they have reached such a critically low rate that the civilisation dragging it down collapses. In a primitive post-civilisation society fertility rates will naturally soar
>>79819958More of a nesquick man myself. Had to stop drinking it. I was drinking 6L of milk a week on that stuff. I bet I put on a stone.
The webab has been ordered. Oh aye.
>>79820002U tell them lad yazoo is pound shop slop
Who's going to be the first country who starts cloning in response to population collapse?I'm thinking China if they're not doing it already.It seems like an obvious solution; you can even engage in eugenics without the usual difficulties of forcing some people to breed or sterilising others.
>>79820046Bet it made with arla milk
Left the chicky breast in my bag pure salmonella now
>>79820032I had a similar experience with Crusha. Was drinking loads of it with pints of milk and put on a lot of weight.
>>79820068China already has a fertility database, they are the only country with the political will to do anything about their poor birthrates
At least he didn't stop and do a soiface in front of the sign for the vlog's thumbnail kekBet the temptation was definitely there
I could see ending 2025 in assisted living if things dont go my way. Its like a fork in the road type of year. Maybe it wouldnt be the worst either am never going 2 be a regular guy that pays bills nd whatever w/e am just not havent gotten anywhere with mainstream life so far nd it feels actively harmful to even try. Just got a few things I want 2 do though before I resigned altogether desu it's just something else but if it doesn't work out this time am just going to lie down on the road. Anyway am pretty confident though I can sort things out. Thx
>"They seem friendly"No my guy, you're just charismamaxxed is all lol God i'm mirin this guy's social skills so muchYou may drop him off at any random spot on the planet and he'll immediately get cozy w/the locals even if they don't speak any english. Mind-boggling stuff
Watching old episodes of Give My Head Peace on YouTube.Cheers. x
>>79820151he was born in 1974 so he grew up at a time when you had no choice but to talk to people irl
Corrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbyq7YTKw7E
>>79820021The question is, will there be any native British left before that happens?
>>79820081I remember the ads with the singing cats. Remember having some as a kid and thought it was a bit rubbish. Might have to try it again.
Just randomly 'membered the occasion when he called some old chinese lady in the previous vlog a a "babushka" kek
>>79820182It's exponential so there will still be native British around in 2100. Although by then will probably be less than 10% of the population, maybe less than 5%.The fact that 300,000 White British people are still being born a year means there will still probably be 5 million around by the end of the century
>>79820158You a fenian?
>>79820151helps to be 6'3
Anuddah cheapskate sponsorship hidden in the middul of the vlog, is it nowPretty lowbrow stuff ngl, that's his grandfather's chosenite ancestry coming thru for sure there. They can't resist making some extra shekels after all heh
Looks like sectarianism outside of /b/ hm
These guys probably weren't cleaning the palace garden just for funsies, i bet they went to town on some of the wassad officials there and are now cleaning up after the fact
ckin ell can't wait for the second part there can i nowKinograpy of the utmost order A tour de kino, if you will
>>79820203>tfw born too early for the British reservation
Page five is it kings
I only usually think about birth rates comparatively.There were only 300,000 actual British births last year? Fucking lol. Could it BE any more over?
Cunt neighbour parked on the drive, I've put a screw under his wheel.Got a camera looking at my drive, so can only get 1 in the tyre, cunt, keep parking there.
Got my lindt choccys + wuppa for bed time
Shall be lying down and letting the foodington digest nowI fink
not sectarianism if I am indeed a Fenian
Me and Crossy sitting in a tree.K I S S I N G.First comes love. Then comes marriage.Then a pile of tendies in a horse and carriage!
>>79820417Do not worry anon, we will all be friends on the Anglo reservation and casino in Grimsby
this old bloke i've been camming with invited me to his house but he lives in irelanddo i go?
>>79821228You could meet with me for a pint if you did. I say go for it, lad.
Can't even make a sexy film without an intimacy coordinator nowadays. World's gone mad.
Want a gf in 2025.
A nice cold tin of Coke Zero before bed after just brushing my teeth because I'm a mong.
Many women over 30 are not attractive.
>>79821312It's our time lid
>>79821514I haven't had a gf ever though. 2025 will be no different. I'm just not attractive. Never will be
I like writing a message on a scented candle writing a message on a card writing notes types of communication that dont involve talking am quite a soppy person in my heart however not blessed with speech abilities i like a birthday christmas 2 say how I feel the rest of the year some ppl I love so much i feel paralysed nd my jaw goes tight thinking about it but theres nothing i can say about it that isnt gauche
A lot of ppl that met me briefly would be surprised that I have any feelings at all about anything desu until i knew them long enuff to crack nd spill everything. Well thats just how it is. I dont like talking.
Plus my aunty *** was the same way where she was basically autistic and cold in person every time she send a birthday card or w/e it was like I love u so much my precious nephew I used to think where's this attitude when I came round after school. But I get it nowadays.
Id say its better than saying all the right things when u really don't even like ppl, too many of those around desu
>crystal meth>the proper Scottish junkie of /brit/>super fucking horny>text escort asking if available>she says yes>take out 150 bong>get in an uber>get there >phone her>what nationality are you>WHITE RUSSIAN NIGGA>hangs up>try to phone back>line busy>doesn't respond>go home in another uber with 150 still in my pocket ALL I WANTED WAS A KINO HANDJOB FROM A WOMAN WITH HER FEET IN MY FACE. CAN'T EVEN PAY FOR IT IM SO RETARDEDoh well.
Why should I work? Life isn't going to be fun for me and I feel working only supports the system designed for normies. I'd get no benefits from it other than a small amount of money. No progress, no relationship, no home, no travel, no life. Just work. Fuck working.
if i want to move to the UK from the US how do i do it if i have no degrees and not that much money?
>>79821837Please don't. We are full of immigrants and hate them for taking the British housing.
>>79821877I don't want to take your housing I just want to be with someone, we'll probably share a flat.
Challenge 360
Hopefully Ruth will enjoy her gap year.
>Got up and took a shidd right awayWomfy this
>>79821837Why the hell would you want to move the U.K. right now? The economy is crumbling. Inflation is awful and comparatively the USA is doing so much better. (The USA still has far worse homelessness, homicide, drugs and healthcare issues, but that is due to lack of social safety nets). The only reason Americans would move here is to have a remote online job where they get paid a big salary in dollars but enjoy a relatively lower cost of living compared to the USA.
No more immigrants. My bennies not yours.
>Bennie posting at 5amDoes not get more NEET than this lads.
>>79822495It is 12:41 in the afternoon where I am lad.The world spins on its axis. One man works whilst another relaxes.
>>79822529You are right theres a whole world outside little England. I only brits posted here.
Finking about heaven and the shortness of life
Shall be doing the other chore real quick now
Earthly life that isQuite buzzed go on a wee walk soon Have a nice day
waking up v cold and alone x
just praying for a very seaside christmas
praying for hhl to have a heart attack christmas
>>79823015he'll be one of those lads who lives to 90
>>79823040no you wont sean
>>79823047height is inversely correlated with longevity lad. Average centenarian is something like 5 foot
>>79823053where are all the 100 year old midgets then mong
>>79823091they have their own health problems
tranny with a stubble
Santa with a truckle.
TEQUILA!!!!! DUN DUN DUNANANA DUN DUN DUNANBTEQUILAn
Stinging pain in my chest, reckon the end is near.
>>79823218nah reckon you will live till 90
Meat and cheese for brekkie
white rice and chicken for me my lads leg day today marvel rivals for a bit Then squats thank you god and Eminem.
My father, uncle and grandfather all died in their 50s from a heart attack, reckon it wont be any different for me
>>79823252Post your legs
gym milf admiring footlad's legs and taking him home to sit on his face
>>79823284hank hill ass lookin bitch
Oral sex is disgusting
