Snowball fight editionPrevious: >>79945131
>>79971530That's too cold, I wish to be warm and comfy.
Do you cry in your soup or cry in your milkshake?
>>79971583that's just for when you come back home and you find out it's snowed in the meantime so you might as well play in it
>>79971611What stupid ass question is this?
I'm tired and need to abuse someone
>>79971630Like punching and kicking?
>>79971630I'm tired and need to be abused
I'm tired of abusers and abuseds
>tfw got several inches of snow. sadly, not dick.
>>79971638Like choking and roughing up without damaging them. Getting on top of him and slapping or choking.
>>79971672You don't have a dick? I'm sorry xister...
>>79971697Meow I chopped off my penis meow meow where bf waaaah
>>79971688We probably can't do that irl since you're not close by but do you want to RP that? To help with your tiredness.
>>79967681>tfw no bf to explain this schizo's lore to me
meanwhile hurting or being hurt by my bf sounds horrible, why are people into that? bfs should love and support be soft with each other always.
How many of you rember Reiko?
>it's not even been 15 posts and these niggas already getting it onNow actually have sex
>>79971722Because bottoms have self esteem issues and need to be abused to feel like they deserve love and because tops are monsters
>>79971722>love and supportyes>be softno
>>79971722>bfs should love and support be soft with each other always.thisit's so hard for me to picture myself being particularly or at all rough with someone i love (romantically).
>>79971630>>79971688Sigh I need someone to do this to me it would fix my broken and mentally ill brain, alas it is not possible or good.
Letting your boyfriend hit you is part of supporting him. He needs to let out his emotions in a safe way.
>>79971723I do, I talked with him and even played Minecraft with him a few times. He was a nice dude I think the accusations were probably false, although I didn't ever prod him about it.
it's okay to be a fucked up guy who wants a little violence in his life
>>79971829I wish he would've groomed me TAT
>>79971833It's okay to want that (I guess) but not to do that unless the other person wants it too thoughbeit
>>79971530Well it's probably not okay since people who desire this (on either end) are mentally ill and probably not very happy with their lives. But as long as you're not cruel, overly harmful, abusive and it's all consensual I think it might be alright.>>79971839Not once when I ever talked to him did he try anything like that he was kinda gay and flirty though but in like the way straight friends are to each other.
>>79971850I assume you misquoted OP but it's kinda funny to think someone somewhere in the world believes snowball fights to be cruel, harmful and abusive
>>79971850FUG I meant to reply to >>79971833aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kill my now please kjhdksfdsfk
>>79971864You are correct and I think you are being stupid and over exaggerating on purpose anon so I will not engage with you.
>>79971844well yes of course heart-of-hearts deep down consent must be maintained ultimately>>79971850it's okay to be mentally ill
Non sexual sadism > sexual sadism
>>79971886It's okay to be mentally ill, but tell a psychotic, depressed, manic, self harming or addicted person that their life is good and you will be lying. It is not desirable nor is it enjoyable in fact it kinda sucks and is not good for you.t. mentally ill person.
>>79971879You're a funny guy>YMKM
If I wasn't emulating arcade games I would either go broke (from dying) or more likely get angry and drop them. Regardless, my opinion of them wouldn't be nearly as positive. Hurray for emulators ^_^
>>79971914>YMKMI don't know what that means sorry anon.
>tfw no bf to play cozy old games withAnd cozy newer games too.
>>79971901This is why a bf with whom you can create a healthier outlet for your mentally ill tendencies than self harm or addiction is good probably
>>79972124Yea but it's hard to desire that since 1. it doesn't come as naturally as the masochist (which is like hard wired in your brain or something) and usually with this fetish (I mean it's not really a fetish, it doesn't need to be sexual I just don't know what to call it) people are often very insecure and distrustful of others because of their past so being that vulnerable and putting that burden on someone else but also on yourself can be extremely difficult thanks for coming to my ted talk.
>>79971612Mansmell is so superior it's not even funny also I'm allergic to perfume
>>79972215Allergic or just hypersensitive due to autism?
>>79971722Because when I imagine a nice man saying he'll hurt me and butcher me and slapping me around I feel funny in my tummy
>>79972240Allergic, artificial fragrances make me sneeze and make my throat itchy
All of you need a brown bf
>>79972287He looks lowkey fucking annoying
>>79972300Brown men are well known gentlemen
>>79972250I see I see I see new meowsers lore dropped.>>79972287He looks like 6ix9ine that one rapper (ugly.)
Can you even date a boy who isn't 4chan literate?
>>79972365Depends on the person innit>>79972378*Glomps u off a cliff*Yay
>>79972383Can you even post something that isn't cringe lolmao
>>79972215I thought you were really anal about self grooming and body hair so why are you so into man stink and body sweat?
>>79972413Fym anal about grooming I like hairy men who smell manly I'm getting shivers just thinking about mansmell yay
>>79972424Maybe you were talking about bottoms shaving themselves but I definitely remember you arguing with someone about shaving their body hair
>>79972424Do you like hairy arse?
>>79972444Yeah on the side of the bodyhair dumbass>>79972447No I'm not into asses in general
>>79972406Can you ever respond with something relevant to what I said, hole?
>>79972460How can you be gay and not be into arse?
>>79972465Stop calling me a hole NOW>>79972471Fuck if I know mang I like arms and chest and cock and especially balls
>>79972460So you think all bottoms should shave their body hair but tops should be hairy masc men with lots of body hair?
>>79972287You can be in as good shape as you want below the neck but the truth remains that all niggers are disgusting
>>79972483No, I think everybody should do as they feel comfortable doing meow. I'd shave for my top probably but not 3 times a week
>>79972383Would be kinda cute dating a normalfag and saying stuff like "gemmed" and him not understanding and having to explain it to him, it's innocent in a way.
>>79972385How can you "glomp" me off a cliff meowsers that doesn't make sense are you telling me you've beyond the laws of our universe???
>tfw no spanish tutor to to turor me spanish and help me understand all the nuances and weird intricacies and throughout the course we slowly fall in love and eventually get marriedliving is so hard...
>>79972482Or what? I'll call you however I like HOLE>>79972519I agree that would be cute few times but what the fuck am I supposed to talk with normalfags all day?Also wouldn't it be cute to make threads with your bf and troll together and stuff X3
>>79972532Do you know what glomping even means you uncultured swede>>79972545Ogey
>>79972564Or I'll be sad stop it calling people holes is very disrespectful!!!
>tfw no spanish bf to feed me Roscon de Reyes>tfw he isn't responding to your messages because he is attending the fiesta
>>79972576Ok I'll stop. We don't need a sad meow
>>79972599Hehee *sniles*
>>79972643Happy now? Well?
>>79972693Y-yeah of course meow
>>79972733Good! I'm glad we settled that yay
>>79972750*Bites u in the head*Gloo
I hope my fbf listened to latest panchiko song https://youtu.be/yXHQYKk-0EA
>>79972495White bottoms want to be protected by these good shaped niggers
>>79972762I'm going to beat you to death you dumb faggot
>>79972774White bottoms need to be protected from niggers
I speak spanish, but I'll never get to use it because I'll never be good enough for a spanish/spaniard bf, I'm not a chad.
>>79972784Wiaaa waaa waaa waaa *whines and moans*
>>79972924That has as much substance as all your posts :P
>>79972564Trolling is kinda mean and gets boring after like 15 mins I'd rather do other stuff with my bf like cook or watch movies or game or go on dates desu.>>79972567I thought it meant uhh like biting/eating? Gomen, watashi wa baka.
>>79972891Post vocaroo speaking spanish
>>79972963No it has more Sigh I feel horny now waa>>79972964Dumbass
>>79972093i'm reading it it as "you may kill me" until anon says otherwise
nearly 11 inches of snow in storyville. This is going to be a pain the ass to shovel. Any cute fit boys want to earn some easy money...
>>79972891Wanna teach me spanish anon I am teaching myself but it's hard to understand some of the nuances.
>>79973000Yea I am dumb and stupid and nonsensical and cringe and a bakamoron so what huh? You're mad cos I'M retarded??
anyone want to learn German even though I was never fluent and need 5 minutes between replies and a dictionary to have a conversation in it?
Yea I kinda wanna learn german not now though I wanna learn spanish first and then japanese and then german so I'll hit you up in like 5 years
>>79972973Non, no voy a molestar todo el filo. Porque no onions un trapito femhijo chiquito muy amable y nunca lo sere. Perdoneme senor.
>>79973083Yes meow Where owner wa
>>79973077Same with you >>79973077, plus I'm not a native speaker myself.
I don't even think I could learn a language now because I lack the motivation. I took one semester of French at college and I did horrible. I don't think the professor was very good but still I learned basically nothing and struggled to make a C. IN high school it was different because the pace was slower and you had it every day vs two days a week.
i wish could have been borned in the place in ohio that's named the same as where i live instead of the crummy version so i could shovel story's driveway and make him eat salads until he's fit and bfable
>>79973157There is no owner (with the tone of there is no tomorrow like when Apollo Creed said it.)
>>79972964I'm kinda mean, it's all in good fun thoJust posting together sounds comfy, no?Going on dates sounds like a chore. Going for walks or to the gym sounds more fun if we're talking being in public imo. Also I thought the same about glomping first time I heard it >>79973000You're always horny
>failed to put in the effort to learn a language and drop it when you don't immediately take to it and how savant abilities.>it's the professor's faultnever change story, never change.
>>79973130guten tag, schnee wo du wohnst oft?this isn't right but the google translate version looks like a mouthfull
I hate when someone moves, or even touches, my stuff without letting me know. Some things you shouldn't touch at all. Just like how rabbits don't like changes in their environment I don't like it at all. I didn't mean to have a melty over it but it takes a lot not beat the person that did it to death so I think they should be happy I was just yelling and hitting the walls and shit.
>>79973250Hallo, es steht in der naehe von 10 inchen Schnee wo ich wohne.
I hope one day I can have my own apartment. Or just my own room. To organize it how I like. To get away from everyone and everything annoying.
alright time to shovel this driveway before the snow freezes rock hard. Maybe it'll give me a heart attack trying to do actual physical work as a lard ass.
>>79973264my mom compulsively opens every package that comes in the house and takes out the contents and if there's no space on the table she'll put it on the floor for the dogs to pee on. i hate it so much she didn't just open the amazon box with my aftershave but the aftershave box like there'd magically be something else in it like wtf? thankfully she actually put it on a table instead of the floor i might have actually had a meltdown if she had. messing with any of my stuff would annoy me but everything else of mine stays in my room when i'm not using it so it's just if something's new that i might not of brought it up yet.
>>79973215Where owner>>79973217I'm almost never horny wdym meowwww
>>79973217I am not sure, I feel like we'd gang up on people or something and that kinda makes me feel bad. I need 2v2pvp or nothing. I don't think it would be a chore if you went together, but I enjoy just "doing" things together with friends and stuff. Even stuff like just walking together or going grocery shopping is pretty valuable to me, it's not really the activity that matters but moreso the company I value.>>79973264I think you may have autism anon.>>79973334Meowsers....
>>79973350Nyee-es?
>>79973373You should re-read my last last message or something.
>>79971864This is indeed hilarious lolmaoHall of fame misquote
>>79973377It's wrong now tell me
>>79973350>I think you may have autism anon.No that shit is a realistic pet peeve. If you are an adult you have the right to privacy and not have your shit searched or moved by family members. I bet they wouldn't like it if he did it to their stuff.
>>79973381There is no owner...>>79973382Yea but getting very mad at that kind of stuff is a symptom of autism, specifically the one you mentioned is quite common plus the autism anger is pretty strong.
>>79973417I bet they'd react just as strongly. Don't let people gas light you into believing that being upset at a wrong like that is 'autism'.
>>79973417There is tho meow
would meow wear a collar and leash? Maybe one with a little bell?
>>79973284mein oma sagt es ist 6-8 inchen. erste zeit wir schnee haben fuer jahren. wirst du selbst schaufeln?
>>79973329Yeah that sounds worse. I would kill myself. Why is everyone so nosey? They know what it is anyway, its just I don't like anyone touching my stuff. I never care about what's not mine and I expect the same from others but apparently that's crazy. I should probably apologize for freaking out even tho it's not my fault and I wasn't in the wrong>>79973334>where ovnerIt's funny how you just repeated it lmaoYou're always shitposting about lewd things so we know you're always horny dummy>>79973350>I don't think it would be a chore if you went togetherAs opposed to going on a date alone...I just don't like going to restaurants or bars, it's boring no matter what because they're always other people around. Exploring a haunted house on a date would be fun, on the other hand. Idk I think you can have more fun at home.No I agree, I love mundane things like that with friendsI don't have autism I'm very good at reading social ques :3
I made some cereal and will go outside in a couple hours to run some errands. How are my neetgays doing?
I'm errands hehehahh
>>79973438Maybe but what you described is very typical autist behavior but maybe you aren't who knows I don't know anything.>>79973463How do you know?>>79973485>As opposed to going on a date alone...You know what I meant anon bakamoron idiot stupid dumbass fool. I don't really like going to restaurants either I rather prefer eating at home but it's nice very occasionally. Also I didn't say you autism....
>>79973475Yeah sure why not >>79973485Being owned is not lewd tho>>79973557Look at this
>>79973576BLONDE TWINKE? BLU EYES?
>>79973618Yea I saw that Metroplex fig, he looks fucking stupid being that big and should've been Devastator or somebody else.
>>79973632Noodles he is just like you sucking on a fag
>>79973622Not at all ha...h-ha...
if i wanted to learn a language to for my fbf i'd either learn spanish (spanish guys are attractive), french (french boys are cute) or german (my brother lives there)
You want to bf your brother? Kinda hot ngl.
>>79973200>borned
>>79973608I didn't say you said I have autism but you said I might so I said why I don't think that's the case. Any more questions?>>79973618Didn't say it was?
>>79973794You used it as an example of lewd talk dummy
I feel like crying now, would be nice to have a bf to hug in such a state but alas you don't always get what you want in life and perhaps you don't even deserve it. Oh well
>>79973794>I didn't say you said I have autism but you said I might so I said why I don't think that's the caseAnon... I don't... I...
I have an older stepbrother in Germany too, but I'd never bf him because I'm not a chad or femboy and because he's been married long time.
brad will never rape filefag
>>79973818No I didn't, I just said I thought it's funny how you ignore what he said and said the same thing. The lewd comment is not related to it!>>79973861What's confusing about that? You're confusing me with your confusion
>>79973909I am slow and stupid and I don't understand anything. I need to restart my brain.>>79973904Anything is possible if you put your mind to it.
>You want to bf your brother? I'm convinced everyone who says this doesn't have a brother
>>79973925I know. Now explain what was so confusing. Go on
>>79973909It's not related to anything because it's not true hmph
>he used to be .png but now he's .jpgFilebros
>>79973941Hey it was just an innocent question.>>79973948I um well I y-y-you see *runs away into the forest to never return*.>>79973977Oh is that really so? I updated to windows 11 recently (new laptop) and I switched to firefox so maybe either of those things is the cause. We are in a new era of filefaggotry.
>>79973953Whenever I hear "hmph" and similar rethoric I get the urge to do pic rel >>79974017It was an indecent question
>>79974017brothers dating is based, but doesn't happen too often especially in the open
>>79974037Idc faggot I hate you hiss hiss hiss
>>79974064And this is what I do to snakes
>>79974086That's a cake not a snake dumbass
To dinner or not to dinner, that is the question >>79974121Nu uh that's a world famous cake snake, a snake that's made out of cake (100% edible)
The hissy little possum just needs some treats and a nappy.
>>79974144The *slurp* hissy little *slurp slurp* possum *suck* just needs *jerk suck lick* some treats and a nappy *swallows*
I wanna slap you across your face
>>79974139Why wouldn't you eat da dinner>>79974159I won't let you suck my dick no matter how many passive aggressive whining posts you make>>79974144I need a bf you fuck
>>79974181I ate enough for today I think and I'm not very active these days. Idk I may eat a can of tuna or maybe not hisss blaaa roawr
>>79974247Ew tuna lover blesrgh
I love tuna
>>79974316Well yeah I know you're a fag no need to rub it in weak whore
>>79974275I love tuna salad yay. Anyway mom is making a pie so I'll eat that instead I guess yay
>>79974369YayWaa can we fight pls bored
>>79974381I'm gaming. What do you want to fight about?
>>79974509Idk anything meow not like it matters Whatcha playing? That gay anime game still?
>>79974526No I took a break from ys (I beat 4/10 chapters) to play bearded blade, a short and very underrated platformer. It's super fun.And it matter how tf am I supposed to know what to say otherwise? Bakameow
>>79974579You always babble meaningless drivel anyway yawnYay I've been playing Beyond Citadel it's Even more edgy than the 1st game but the gameplay is better too
I hate that meow has the same taste in games as me and hope he dies
>>79974615I was thinking of playing that too but I haven't played citadel before. Edgy how?No, you're just operating on a lower frequency, so you can't pick up the meaning of my words (tragic)
>>79974649Oh man your taste in games is shit choke on my nuts whore>>79974663It's better experience too, the first one is more obtuse and harder. In every possible way p much, guro, nudity, what if christianity but evil... Etc. It's very cool but makes me laugh out of disbelief every few minutes
>>79974695I sees. I'll likely play it
>>79974708Don't say I didn't warn you and be careful your mom doesn't walk in on you executing a moaning anime girl in armor because her death throes are making annoying sounds
>>79974721Jesus, when you put it like that XDThat would be embarrassing yeah. Waah waaah where my own apartment as bf to pay for food and bills
>>79974731I don't understand the second sentence yay Speaking of bf should I put some bait outside the door so that a bf might come
>>79974768I didmt proof read :(I meant where bf to pay for everything yaSounds like a good idea to me. Do it and let us know the results
>>79974800What should I use as bait something I can leave a trail leading to my bed with
>>79974829Put a sign saying "I need to be raped" or "will cook for cock"
shoveled half of the driveway, then came in and took a nap. just woke back up. Obviously not doing the rest at night so tommrow. Now I have to take out the trash in 8 inches of snow(I measured) without a shoveled path.
man i love growing weed and building weapons in my NEET bedroom
I likes to get my dick sucked while I'm getting high
I have never used weed in my life due to being a loser and living with mom there was no way I could have hid it.
>>79975650this is also awesome, wish my bf would borrow some money from his rich dad so we can meet and do this
I H8 all drugs.
>>79975706or you can get a job and meet him to do that
You would swap after you came, right? Even tops should suck dick if the bottom wants his sucked.
>>79975719i would but i suck at sucking dick
Hi anons, I've seen a few threads over the last couple of months made by people who had phimosis and were somehow wondering if getting circumcised was the right choice.I got to say that it indeed is the right choice. Go for it.I got circumcised pretty late. I was almost 19 when I did, and it was the best thing I could have done. I was a virgin at the time, and although I could have had sex before that, I just chickened out because my dick wouldn't let me do so, and I was afraid of what these women would think of me when they saw it. What if they laughed at me?Once I got circumcised, I just had to abstain from masturbating for 2 weeks, and then I gently removed the stitches myself. I can explain how to do so if anyone is interested. I really recommend doing it because once the wound has healed, there's no point in keeping them; they will leave marks and are no longer useful. Don't wait for them to fall; you can take them out yourself.So yeah, that's pretty much it. If you have phimosis like I did, then that's exactly what you should do.
>>79975719Flip him on his back and jam a finger up his butt while I'm at it.
any synth bros here? been learning about the fundamentals of synthesizing in a DAW the past week and a half and it's been fun. still haven't made any music but I already have experience with that so don't mind just focusing on the technical side of things atm.
>>79975717aside from selling any shit i produce, i have little other income opportunities
>>79975967>i have little other income opportunitiesthirdworlder? i've talked with a few, and creative/technical pursuits to sell off to first world markets seemed like a consistent goal for them. must be nice if you can hash it and live pretty comfortably as a result.
>>79974578Story what are you doing?
>>79976286I normally eat 4-6 slices of pizza at a time depending on the size. and tonight I had frozen chicken because I didn't feel like cooking anything.
im gonna do itim not doing this for engagement or anything i just have no one else to tellim not sorry
>>79976398live stream or it didn't happen.
Where do I find femboys for quick sex besides Grindr? I wish they would like the ones from China or Japan I can top or bottom but Im worried about pain sometimes Do you get used to it? Im not sure how to relax my sphincter for insertion Do I suck in my bottom like when Im holding in a fart or poop? Kegel?
should i go to the host club bros? do they let autistic faggots into the host clubs or just fujos?
>>79976634What's wrong with grindr, it's your best option for quick sex
>>79975732Getting circumcized is only the "right" choice for those who need it due to phimosis, causing discomfort and pain during sex/masturbation. If your foreskin doesn't cause you any problems, if you can retract your foreskin and expose the gland, there's absolutely no need to get surgery
>>79976760grindr is more for anonymous old man dick than cute little femboys like the bishit or pedo he is.
>>79976786>anonymous old manYou know, when you say things like that it's so obvious that you have never even given the app a chance, because that couldn't be further from the truth. Most people there are young. Sometimes I fear that some of you have "tried" grindr with a blank profile for only 2 hours, and got disappointed because only the "undesirables" messaged you first Completely ignoring the fact that these desperate types message everyone there, and that other more presentable guys were waiting for you the same way you were waiting for them.
>>79976760I closeted and also what >>79976786 said
i have a crush on a guy but hes depressed and wont talk to me
>>79976898>Closeted Like most guys in there. And no, most of them are not sexagenarians, that's just you saying "I have never used grindr" with different words.
>>79976931to be fair to most of the early 20 somethings here 'old' means 30+
>>79977028But anon, don't you get? Grindr is filled with 20 something guys mostly. Like literally these people have never tried it.
>>79977069the popular conception here is that it is full of down low married 40-50 year olds.Also is this hue? Are you preaching about the benefits of casual sex?
i would date a 40 year old but not dl especially not if he's had s*x with a w*men, gross.
>>79977084>the popular conception here is that it is full of down low married 40-50 year oldsA misconception coming from people who never used it. Of course there are 50+ yo there. Are they the majority? Not by a long shot. But these guys are desperate and usually message everyone. So there goes our example Gincel scrolling through Grindr for the first time in his life. He then receives 5 or 6 messages, all from older men who are, by his standards, undesirable. So the logic tells us that this is just a selection bias moment. The younger guys are acting just like our beloved gincelis: scrolling, looking through the profiles, chilling on silence, waiting for you to make a move.
>>79977084>Are you preaching about the benefits of casual sex?Did I say anything about casual sex? Not too hasty, mr. Robot. The person who started asking about grindr did mention it, though. Not me.
>>79977143but I will never make the first move because I'm shy and scared of rejection.
>>79977183Well what if the other person also doesn't make the move? That's a stalemate
>>79977226plus I would have no idea how to even attempt a conversation. I would likely end up getting too nervous and just ghosting and deleting the app.
>>79977183Understandable. But hear me out If you go on grindr with an empty profile, who will talk to you? Who's gonna send a message to a blank profile with nothing to feed the imagination? I'll tell you who: the most desperate guys who message absolutely everyone in there. Those are the only messages you're getting if you hide and wait. Which gives off this biased view of the demographics of grindr. You're missing out on all the interesting guys by hiding like that.
>>79977258>would have no idea how to even attempt a conversationYou can start with a hi and go on from there with questions about each other. I see you do that here all the time. The problem is more about you self sabotaging
why would he not dm me if hes feeling down and lonely its over its over its over
>>79977258>would likely end up getting too nervous and just ghosting and deleting the app.Likely. But then you could try again later on. And each consecutive attempt will be a little bit better than the one before. You'll get little bit further each time. all the way up to a first date in real life.
>>79977288Im not looking to date or a relationship I just want to fuck
>>79977363That's easier, to be completely honest
>>79977363a whore? on my /r9gay/? What are you doing here?
>>79977430>a whore? on my /r9gay/? What are you doing here?But /r9gay/ is always filled with chad only whore bottoms so what's the problem there?
>>79977474>filled with chad only whore bottomsPretending to be puritanical virgins, perhaps
any of you caught hiv and immediately shot into a hole of denial? i cant take care of myself for shit...
i need a goth bf
>>79977500Are you admitting that you just got aids?
>>79977500HIV isn't a death sentence like it used to be. assuming this isn't a troll clam down; get a treatment plan and follow it. You can still live a long and fulfilling life.
>>79977500howd you get that? wtf
>>79977500what happened? im so sorry
If I found out some fag got aids I wouldn't even want to sit next to them anymore or have any kind of physical contact at all I'd want a space of at least 5 feet between us at all times and it would be nice if they wore a face mask at all times when out in public
>>79977615are you living the 80s? You can only catch HIV through bodily fluids.
>>79977632Yeah but it's still incurable and a permanent life long illness and anything could happen what if he suddenly got a nosebleed and got some of it on you or something else I'm not risking being next to some disease ridden faggot aids monkey just because they couldn't keep it in their pants and acted like a filthy whore
>>79977556>>79977590my ex transmited it to me (when we were together)>>79977546yeah but now i have something to clarify to everyone i meet from now on, i come with an asterisk of sorts. i cant be the same as before
>>79977681this is why im scared of getting help, so many people are so uneducated that they treat it as if it were as bad as cancer and as contagious as a cold.
do autistic gayboys deserve love?
>>79977687Im sorry. how long ago was that?
>>79977687You should straight up murder him. I assume he got it by cheating on you? Let everyone in his friends/family know what a scumbag he is at least.
>>79977500>Immediately after some talk about dating appsThis is the lowest of the low. It's like that one time someone faked a picture of a positive HIV test. I'm fascinated by the mentality behind the post. Imagine feeling the need to pretend to have HIV just to scaremonger these virgins further away from having a dating life It's like, it's not enough that you are single. Others must be too.
>>79977556Have you finished school yet my boy?You get STDs by having unprotected sex with someone infected.
>>79977681>some disease ridden faggot aids monkeyIt's in times like this that I take a deep breath and remind myself that you are alone, and it all makes sense
>>79976634I also am not sure how to properly prepare my anus for bottoming Also no one gave any alternatives in their reply
>>79977708Dolutegravir + lamivudina + tenofovir daily. Become undetectable and untransmissible.
>>79977845I'm only alone because I'm a non chad top but if I was some disgusting aids pozzed bottom whore I could have guys lined up to suck the pozzed logs of shit out of my hairy asshole but no just because I'm a top no matter how good I am I will always be alone just because I wasn't born with perfect genetics
is it really hue? Has the Brazilian doctor returned to us?
>>79977860Douche with clean water in small quantities until it comes out clear. Pre stretch with an object of your choosing. The alternatives to grindr are:More romantic than grindr: tinderMore depraved than grindr: sniffies
>>79977869You are alone for many reasons, and you being a hateful chud is just one of them, but it's not even the main one. You being chronically online, dwelling in the internet equivalent of a septic tank and actually eating and digesting all the shit that you see here, now that's the main problem.
>>79977741depends on how conservative they are. If they're the tiniest bit conservative, then they deserve ridicule only, no love.
>>79977869>no matter how good I amYou don't really know that because you never tried not being a complete piece of shit
>>79977822what the fuck are you talking about>>79977773half a year ago i think, i try not to think about it. we had more than one turbulent separation.>>79977788no I think the best I can do is let him go his way and I go mine.>>79977863i have to educate myself on the treatment for sure but its all so full of shame I cant face it... I wish I had someone hold my hand through the process. Im almost 23 and terrified of hospitals man. i just wanna forget everything thats happening.
>>79977947>not wanting to have aids means that you're a chronically online hateful chudThis is just pure delusion there is nothing wrong with disliking aids or the whores that carry it>>79978015That's not an option I can't just wake up one day and decide to start being chad because being a chad is genetic so I will always be this way because I will never be chad
>>79978034just curious how do you know you have HIV? Did you do a home test or get a proper test from a medical professional? If the former get a proper one as it could be a false positive.I know it's horrible but get in to see a doctor and let them get you the meds you need. You don't have to go to hospital, seek out a regular doctor in a more one on one setting and maybe you'll feel more comfortable. Don't just let this ago and have it develop into full blown AIDS.
>people with aids and bfs use this thread now it's over for us gaycels
>>79978034Look mate, gonna be real honest with you, I'm not buying anything you said. But on the slightest chance that you're being truthful, how long has it been since the diagnosis? You can't just let it untreated, darling. HIV can be a silent killer. You can live with it without symptoms for years. I've seen people go 10 years with HIV without knowing that. If you wait for the disease (AIDS ) to manifest itself, that's a little too late, you could face drastic consequences and complications, like losing your eye sight or becoming paralyzed, I've seen all of those happen to people who gave up on treating it. If, however, you start treating it tomorrow, there's a 99,99% chance you get to live a normal life taking one pill a day like so many people with diabetes or any other chronic condition. A life worth living. A completely normal life despite the stigma. I want you to think really hard about this and go to the doctor tomorrow to get your prescription.
>>79978049listen man, you need to grow up. first, hiv and aids are two different things, you need sexual education. youre also very angry and sad and youre the only one that can solve that, dont expect someone to come offer you a hand because youll wait forever. if you do end up meeting someone, youll really regret not having solved your personal issues because they will make the other person want to keep away from you. youre lonely so you know it. get your shit together.
>>79978098Don't worry pretty sure it's just b8
>>79978034Plus if you live in a city bigger than 500k I'm sure there's a clinic specialized in HIV nearby.
>>79978049>not wanting to have aidsThere's a difference between not wanting to have aids and being a cunt to someone who has it. It's a subtle difference, like the difference between being a lonely celibate and actually having a bf. It's the sort of distinction that you lack nuance to understand.
>>79978049>I can't just wake up one day and decide to start being chad>Chad It's like this place literally left a scar in your brain. You could wake up one day and decide to be a decent human being, you know you haven't tried that one yet.
>>79978078my ex accompanied me to the hospital but i didnt begin the treatment, we fought and now im alone trying to gather up the courage to get an appointment to have an hep B exam bc they need to know that i guess.>>79978101if you dont want to believe me dont bother.>how long has it been since the diagnosis? half a year or so.>like losing your eye sight or becoming paralyzed,tf why isnt this information more well spread? now I have more shit to cry about.... ill try to force myself to see the doctor and do something i suppose. i dont know what to do, every time i try to think of it i get an overwhelming shaking chest pain and i just want to bury it so it doesnt become a problem for anyone that loves me. im at parents place and I hope they never find out. but I will try to be my own friend about it. im sorry if im being annoying, im really lost.
>>79978160 you tested positive and the hospital just let you go like that? Anyway, I told you already what the medication is. Go get it before you go from HIV to aids Becoming undetectable means you can no longer transmit it.
>>79978105My problems can't be solved because my problem is that I'm not a chad and I can't become a chad since it's decided at birth because of genetics so there's nothing to solve or do I just have to accept it and admit that I'm a non chad and hideously ugly which is what I'm doing now>>79978146It's not "being a cunt" to just want to avoid being around people who can give you a deadly illness it's entirely reasonable and justified plus it's their own fault for being a whore they should take responsibility for their actions>>79978153Okay genius tell me how I can just wake up one day and suddenly become 6ft tall with perfect looks?
>"He" has returnedsign of the end times
>>79978160You won't have to cry about anything if you go out and get your pills. Like it was told to you multiple times in this thread alone, if you treat your HIV correctly, there's nothing to fear and you can live a completely normal life without any complications. You only need to fear if you refuse to get treatment.
>>79978129not at all im not northamerican. but i have public healthcare.>>79978176they were mean to me at different stages of the treatment so i dont think they care enough to be like "this is how you should do it". when i got my blood drawn they sent me an email that I should go to the laboratory and it was urgent, i got there early in the day and they said I have to have an appointment and fuck off, so I go home and I get a phone call from the lab and they ask me to come back and then an older kinder woman tells me the results and who I should see about it. she gave me a doctors number and hes also patient with me but Ive cried in front of him before and I feel like these people would rather let me rip than put up with me again... but its their job so ill keep bothering them.
>>79978160What surprises me, and the reason why I don't believe you, is because you know what this place is like. You know it's the home board of the gay incel, and you know what incels are like, and the gay ones aren't very different. You have the whole fucking internet, and you choose to come cry about this problem in the one place where you know virgin gays will give you a hard time and call you a whore who deserves to suffer. 10/10 bait.
Ok i thought you people would react with a little more patience given that this is an anonymous site. im sorry for bothering anyone, ill take your advice and just go do what I have to do. good night and thank you to those who are kind.
>>79978186Your problem is not that you're not a chad, your problem is that you're a lunatic in isolation, fueling your downard spiraling with the unhealthiest online input. Loneliness and the internet are a deadly mixture for a deranged guy like you
>>79978219Why are you pretending you don't know where you are? Go to /lgbt/ there are people there actively treating HIV, certainly they'll relate more to your troubles than us
>>79978207>these people would rather let me rip than put up with me againThey deal with guys just like you, all-day everyday. There's nothing you can say or do that they haven't heard/seen a thousand times. There's no shame in it. They're used to it. Call the fucking doctor and get the appointment.
>>79978186>t's not "being a cunt" to just want to avoid being around people who can give you a deadly illnessThey can't give you a deadly illness by standing next to you. You are definitely being a colossal cunt.
>>79978186>I can just wake up one day and suddenly becomeA pleasant person to be around, unlike this stinky mess that you are now.Isolation will be the end of your sanity, what little is left of it
>>79978221I wouldn't be in isolation if I was a chad and how is being humble and accepting your faults and weaknesses deranged? If anything me admitting these things and coming to terms with how horrifically ugly and disgusting I am should be a good thing>>79978270Something could happen like what if we were together in a car and got into an accident and they got blood on me they are literally a giant walking blood bag of deadly diseased blood it's not good to take that chance and it's not being a cunt it's justified
hurhurhur I have aids and people are MEAN to me
>>79978290>Accidental contamination You would do well in remembering that surgeons perform surgery on HIV positive detectable patients. That's because we actually have the tool to prevent transmission after contamination, it's called post exposure prophylaxis, or PEP for short. If you take it up to 72 hours after the event, you're safe.Not that you're looking into this from a rational and educated standpoint, you're just wanting to be a cunt to someone you perceive as lesser. We like to imagine that being gay will give us empathy to know what it feels like to be on the bitter end of this human hierarchy.But somewhere along the years of isolation, you completely lost any sense of empathy
>>79978283>A pleasant person to be aroundYou don't have to beat around the bush you can just say chad
>>79978311You forgot to mention that surgeons also wear masks and gloves and goggles so they don't get contaminated which I would also consider wearing if I ever had to touch an aids ridden faggot too which is apparently justified in your own words
>>79978312That's the part where this place digged in a crater on your brain Being a cunt won't help you get out of this place, but it will sink your feet further down like quicksand.
>>79978331>You forgot to mention that surgeons also wear masks and gloves and gogglesAnd are literally manipulating needles, blades and all sorts of cutting sharp tools while being immersed in contaminated blood, making accidents not that rare. And there you are refusing to stand next to a person
>>79978335You keep telling me that being a non chad isn't going to solve or fix anything but it's not like I can change it there's nothing I can do to change it>>79978347>And there you are refusing to stand next to a personYes a person who could infect me with a deadly incurable illness at any moment
>>79978290>I wouldn't be in isolation if I was a chadI doubt it. You seem so deranged and mentally unwell that maybe not even looks could have saved you. After all, there are no looks here, and by personality alone you come across as having the charm of a cactus.
>>79978290>how is being humbleIf there is one thing you haven't been, it's humble. Didn't see much of acceptance either. More like bitter resentment "if I was different, then I would be different".But as of now, you're still a piece of shit.
>>79978290>coming to termsLmao is this what you think you're doing?
>>79978366None of these opinions matter because you already know I'm ugly going in it would only make sense if you didn't know that and were neutral but because you already know that I'm ugly your opinions have become biased and you say my personality is somehow a problem when in reality it would never matter and if I was a bottom instead of a top I could be hideously ugly and have a shit personality and still get tons of attention like meow does but because I'm a top no one wants me>>79978371>But as of now, you're still a piece of shit.Yeah I already said that I'm not chad I acknowledge that>>79978378Yes I am accepting that I'm not chad and I'm admitting that I'm not chad
>>79978358>a person who could infect me with a deadly incurable illness at any momentBy such deranged logic, any person could end your life at any moment with the sane effort. All it takes is a small knife. You would be a paranoid schizophrenic if you went around town expecting the absolute worst scenario of every daily encounter. Makes me think about how long you haven't left the house.
>>79978358You can change. Not the outer shell, but the horrible insides it contains. Your superficiality and fixation on appearance as above all, are only other examples of you being a rotted individual.
>>79978393>accepting that I'm not chadyou have yet to accept that you are worse on the inside than you are in appearance.
>>79978394That's different stab wounds can be repaired and sealed but aids can't be cured or removed plus having aids would make people dislike me and shame me>>79978404Insides don't matter as a top only looks matter
>>79978416That's because I'm not bad on the inside and the only proof that people have of me being bad on the inside is them getting mad at me for calling them out for being whores that are only attracted to chad
>>79978419>stab wounds can be repairedEven if an HIV + person willingly contaminated you with their blood, you could still fix that with PEP, as I explained it here >>79978311But you didn't read. So your argument is rendered invalid. You can "repair" an accidental contamination.
>>79978436>I'm not bad on the insideOh I see you haven't accepted, acknowledged or come to terms with it yet. No humility in sight.
>>79978436>the only proof that people have of me being bad on the inside is me saying I would mistreat people for having a disease Actually that's just one of the bad things you said. Is there a better window to your soul than your very own words?
>>79978419>having aids would make people treat me the way I treat people with aids It's literally like someone cut open your brain and turned off the area responsible for empathy. It's so clueless it's actually funny
>>79978437The aids would still be there and saying shit like it isn't transmissible or detectable is just pure cope you will always have aids and never ever be cured and will always be diseased and a danger to others>>79978447Try reading the rest of my post which disproves that>>79978454Not wanting to catch a deadly disease isn't mistreating anyone stop trying to encourage people to catch aids and normalizing having aids
>>79978419>Insides don't matterFor a superficial and vain person, maybe. Is that who you are? Is that who you want your boyfriend to be? Sadly it's yes for both with you.
>>79978468>The aids would still be thereNo, anon. Gosh how dumb are you.If someone with aids injected you with their blood, downright contaminating you with the HIV virus, you still have 72 hours to start post exposure prophylaxis, and you would take it for a month, and be completely safe and free from that viral load. No HIV, no aids for you.That's what they give to rape victims.
>>79978468>Not wanting to catch a deadly disease isn't mistreating anyoneYou're not going to catch a disease by standing next to them so I'd say that yes, avoiding the mere physical presence of someone because of a disease is mistreatment, discrimination, prejudice, you can call it what you want.
>>79978471Insides would matter because I wouldn't want them to be a whore or be a aids ridden whore>>79978466This has nothing to do with empathy and the treatment of me if I had aids would be justified but that doesn't mean I'd want it or like it>>79978481Right so you should gamble and take a chance at having a incurable permanent life long illness because you could get treatment afterwards? That's like saying you should expose yourself to rabies infected dogs because a rabies vaccine exists>>79978488There's always a chance that something could happen like a accident that could make them contaminate you and it's better to not take that chance
>>79978468>he aids would still be thereYou dumb nigga. Prophylaxis means preventing a disease from spreading. There's prophylaxis after exposure, and before exposure. Before exposure is called PREP and it's like a birth control pill, as long as you're taking it, you won't get HIV. Post exposure is analogue to the plan B, morning after pill. You take it after the contamination. Both cases are PROPHYLAXIS, not treatment. Meaning that the person who takes prophylactic medication correctly, won't get HIV at all. It is completely different from a person who already has Hiv, and now must settle for treatment. The American education system failed you.
>>79978481that is if you find out that you have AIDS within 72 hours of contracting it, pretty unlikely
here's an IDEAdon't get AIDS
>>79978500Oh my god with each passing post you sound dumberPost exposure prophylaxis is reserved for people who had EXPOSURE. It's for people who got contaminated by accident, like a health care worker stinging their fingers with a needle, or a person who was raped, or even a person who has unprotected sex with a stranger. It's not for people who think they have HIV, it's for someone who was exposed to some potential for contamination. Like you in your fever dream where an HIV patient willingly contaminated you.
This thread is always crying about people that have bfs and shitting on people who aren't virgins and calling out people for being whores but once you bring up some deranged aids ridden faggot whore everyone gets up in arms it's almost like no one here actually cares about virginity and not being a whore and they were all just pretending to care probably to cover up the fact that they themselves are secretly whores
>>79978517I'm not even the other guy you were talking to, that was my first post of the thread. meds. now.
>>79978530You failed at interpreting the meaning of prophylaxis just the same, darling. The dumbness is shared
>>79978536i could be dumb, but i will never be an armchair pharmacist who needs to know anything about HIV or mental drugs
>>79978517>haha don't worry about it, it's just a little bit of HIV, just pay for "lifestyle medication" like everyone elseat no point in anyone's life should this be a concern unless it was inherited in the womb and even then that shouldn't happen
>>79978528The thing is, anon, one could theoretically turn a blind eye to your mistreatment of HIV+ people and whores and give you the benefit of the doubt >I'm not a whore and I don't have HIV, so he'll be cool with me, right? >Right? Yeah, no. Wrong. You see, people like you, people without empathy, are just waiting for an opportunity or an excuse to bully others and be mean. In your deranged head, your own superiority in comparison to whores and aids patients justify this. But this is a facade. The moment you feel like a certain group is inferior, you show your teeth. This is very common coming from straight chuds, but for a gay to behave like that is much worse. You know what if feels like being in the lower steps of this hierarchy ladder of bullying and prejudice. You know what it feels like to have a good portion of people think you are less than a person for being gay. You know that a portion of the world would give you a hard time for existing. And instead of taking this pain and doing something useful with it, you just pass it along, hurting others the way you've been hurt. Diminishing other people the way you have been diminished. And that is dangerous and low, because most times you're not fighting back against the people who hurt you, on the contrary. Most times you are perpetuating cycles of abuse by hurting the very people who are different just like you. Behind the facade of a virgin queen being proud of their celibacy, there's a victim of bullying who is ready to lash out at the other victims.
>>79978555Imagine thinking that being uneducated is actually a flex
>>79978517>>79978536I know what prophylaxis is I'm just saying that just because there's a prevention for contracting aids doesn't mean it's okay to intentionally expose yourself to it and take risks and this method of thinking is why faggots keep creating different strains of aids and make it more drug resistant to the point there will never be a cureIn the end you're just making excuses for why having aids should be normalized and why it should be okay for aids ridden faggots to be whores>>79978577I'm not gay though so you didn't have to take the time to write out that entire paragraph and avoiding people and judging them for having aids is still justified
>>79978565I'm just exposing the absurdities of your own arguments. If you can take a stab because it's fixable, certainly you can take a sit next to an HIV positive person and risk the one in a trillion chance they will attack you, because that would also be fixable.
>>79978591>I'm not gay thoughI thought it was bad, but it's actually much worse than I thought On top of all the issues that you have, we'll add "in denial" and "sexual repression" to the list The mental wreck
>>79978594>your own argumentsI'm not whoever you think you were arguing with
>>79978605That answer was aimed at that person, and if you agree with that person, then it's all the same.
>>79978582100% of pharmacists and those who are into pharmacy/biochemistry are either crazies or druggies, like trannies, roiders, junkies, or those who have been involuntarily committed at least once.
>>79978619100% of the incels are crazy af, so it really surprises me you use that as a derogation.
>>79978630personally i'm 100% neurotypical
this thread is full of faggots.
>>79977143I dont like old men or Anyone in their 20s or early 30s that isnt a fat beefcake calls themself a femboys regardless if they look feminine or androgynous or notThey really are better in Asia
>>79978647do you like faggots
>>79978591>just because there's a prevention for contracting aids doesn't mean it's okay to intentionally expose yourself to itYou're not exposing yourself to it by standing next to a person. The whole argument relied on you, the lunatic, fantasizing about scenarios in which even standing up next to an HIV person could mean contamination. Which is absurd because you have higher chances of being randomly stabbed in public. if rationality had any part in it, you should fear being stabbed by a random person before fearing HIV contamination. To which you replied, stab wounds are fixable. But so are accidental contamination and exposure. The flaws in your arguments reflect the flaws in your character.
>>79978619>knew a lab assistant/coord who was a ragingly submissive bottom crossdresser with a 9 incherstem in general is a dangerous placeAll men should be wispy weepy art hoes instead
>>79978642>more denial Careful now. Soon you'll call yourself straight
>>79978650I think we have it good here, it's your taste in men that us weird. Femboys? Really ? I don't know if it's too much internet or whatever, it's just weird. Maybe it's a good thing that you're alone
>>79978603I'm actually really open and accepting of my sexuality and I've never denied my sexuality ever>>79978662Except aids is infinitely worse then being stabbed unless the knife you're stabbed with has aids on it maybe and by being around people with aids you are intentionally exposing yourself to those risks
>>79978591>doesn't mean it's okay to intentionally expose yourself to it and take risksSomeone is moving the goalposts, I see. I'll take this as your admission of intellectual defeat. After all we were never talking about if it's okay to willingly expose yourself to danger, or if the gay community is doing everything it can to prevent HIV spread. It's about you refusing to be in the vicinity of someone who has HIV, an absurd opinion coming from an absurd man, since HIV is not airborne and can't be transmitted like that at all Please drop the fallacies
>>79978591>why having aids should be normalizedIt should be as normalized as any other disease. I'm sorry you missed the ethics class, but you don't fight against a disease by hating the afflicted. AIDS spread should not be normalized. Living with HIV, being undetectable and untransmissable, and seeking out treatment, that should be normalized. There are people who are born with this disease, others who got it by accident and even by rape. Your stupidity is so astounding, that I fear you can actually spread it like a virus.
The term undetectable is funny contextually even if it's a misnomer in that sense
>>79978591>avoiding people and judging them for having aids is still justifiedAs justified as avoiding people and judging them for being gay. I wouldn't be surprised if you actually thought like that. But then we go back to the reasons why you are a bad person. Loneliness is a symptom.
>>79978693>never denied my sexualityYou just did. As a virgin, your whole adult life can be easily described as a continuous denial of your sexuality
>>79978693>aids is infinitely worse then being stabbedI wish someone would stab you in the neck but you would probably die before realizing how wrong you areEgregious bodily harm with fatal potential or manageable disease? Tough choice. Like chosing between being a lonely celibate forever or actually having a bf.
>>79978702Choosing to be in the presence of someone with aids is intentionally exposing yourself to those risks which is not good and your entire argument is based on how spreading and having aids is actually not bad and shouldn't be viewed as a bad thing which is just sickening and deeply disturbing>>79978712None of this is fixable by those measures because bug chasers exist so the only cure is ostracization and shunning people for being promiscuous whores>>79978722>Loneliness is a symptom.A symptom of me not being born a chad and yes me not being born with perfect genetics does make me a bad person I admit it>>79978739According to that definition I didn't deny it other people did>>79978747Bodily harm can be cured but aids can't>Like chosing between being a lonely celibate forever or actually having a bf.Sadly I don't have that choice because I'm not chad
>now that I have a body count in the 500s or so and am living full time with HIV/AIDS I think it's finally time to settle down with a nice gaycel provider who lowered his standards just for meThis is your brain on.. well, I guess I just explained what you've got
>>79978496>that doesn't mean I'd want it or like it>Has nothing to do with empathy Do you even know what empathy means?It's not that hard, anon, it's the golden rule: do to others as you would want done to you. If you can recognize that you wouldn't want or like the mistreatment you are giving out, than that's the opposite of empathy. It's the lack of it. I'd like to do a study to find out how gay incels lose their empathy when they very much know what being persecuted feels like.
>>79978775>better be alone forever Your brain on /r9gay/
>>79978767>Choosing to be in the presence of someone with aids is intentionally exposing yourself to those risksThere's no risk in any reasonable way, unless you're going full schizophrenic mode and start fantasizing apocalyptic scenarios in which that HIV+ person will inject their blood on you. But if you would go through life with that level of paranoid, you wouldn't leave your room ever because the bus driver might as well run over you. There's a risk after all. Seems like you worry about risks in a very selective way, that favor your own prejudices.
>>79978767>how spreading and having aids is actually not badThis is how we know you're arguing in bad faith, as I've said prior to this that the spread of HIV should never be normalized. You wouldn't resort to outright lying about what I said in a public forum if you had any argument worth a dime.
>>79978767>bug chasers exist so the only cure is ostracization and shunning peopleYou think bug chasers are affected by ostracism? What a negative IQ take. The countries like Russia, Uganda and Iran, all of which criminalize LGBT activity all together, have the highest rates of HIV in the whole world. Meanwhile, the countries with the lowest number of HIV transmission are those that have been "wokenized" and have gay legal marriage and other levels of liberation. You fight aids with education, not with fear. Your takes are so fucking absurd that each time it becomes more obvious why you are a lonely virgin.
>>79978767>A symptom of me not being bornNo, a symptom of you being a deranged lunatic. I don't know if you were already like this back in school, or if this place turned you into this, but it's so fucking clear that you are crying for help underneath the chud mask, it's unreal.
>>79978767What makes you a bad person is the rotted content of your characters. You can fixate on HIV for now, but they're far from being the only group you hate. You show us your victims but what you really show is how bad you are.All that hate and no spine.
>>79978831You're encouraging people to engage in physical contact with people who have aids and that's obviously supporting the spread of aids>>79978822Actually it's different since getting hit by a bus isn't the same as getting an incurable disease for the rest of your life which gives you a social stigma>>79978784I just said it would be justified and I'd accept it therefore it would be okay for me to treat others that way too according to you>>79978858LGBT activity isn't illegal in russia and all of those countries are non white and iran and uganda have shit health care systems in general and the ostracization would work if people like you weren't encouraging people to behave and act like whores>>79978870>everyone who isn't chad is mentally illI get calling me ugly for not being chad but people have started calling me mentally ill for not being chad now and it makes no sense at all and me not being chad isn't environmental it's decided at birth
>>79978290>how horrifically ugly and disgusting I amLet me tell you something: no matter how disgusting you think you look, your personality is worse. It's the worst part of you.
managed to get the sound close enough to what I wanted in the synth to start making some tuneswe are gonna make it
>chadbot acts bad and farms replies>i'm being nice and paid dust in returnWow it's almost like he's right that being chad is genetic and if you're not a chad (femboy) no one will notice. Actually that's pathetic lmao and I should end it all. Good night/morning btw.
>>79978917That is the worst thing for some people (like myself) who live in this world, if you just have a rotten personality, it's over for you, i am the truest-cel in the universe, because i am actually ugly on the inside and a detriment to any fool who would be dumb enough to love me.
>>79977869>I'm only alone because I'm a non chad top >If I was some disgusting aids pozzed bottom whore I could have guys lined up> just because I'm a top no matter how good I am I will always be alone >>79978393>if I was a bottom instead of a top I could be hideously ugly and have a shit personality and still get tons of attention>but because I'm a top no one wants meWait... Is this for real? Do you really believe that? Like, do you genuinely believe bottoms get all of the attention while tops are ignored? This is amazing. I'm not even mad, this level of delusion, of detachment from reality, could only ever be observed in someone who has never tried to play the game, not even once. This is amazing, lmao. All this whining and bitching about being alone, and you simply have never tried. You're stuck in your own head and the illusions you've built inside. Not a single real life experience. I almost feel bad for you. A victim of your own mind.
>>79978948>chad (femboy)You think femboys are the pinnacle of gay attraction? That only shows how little experience you have. This place is disrupting your perception of reality. You're not being nice by playing into these incel delusions. It's like you're trying to seduce closeted incels.
>>79978917Actually according to dating site statistics people rate people's personalities higher based on their looks so every time someone uses the word personality in the context of that it's actually interchangeable with the word looks because in the end looks are all the matter and you only say my personality is bad after you found out that I was ugly>>79978962This is disproved by the fact that I've been rejected dozens of times for being ugly and never my personality and the entire existence of this thread where every poster is a bottom that only cares about looks and never personality and they constantly shit on tops for even the slightest flaw while worshipping bottoms 24/7 even the lowest most disgusting ones like meow and if you were right about any of this stuff then /r9gay/ would not exist
>>79978961But the thing about the personality is, unlike the outer shell, it can be worked on, improved, sharpened and polished. For example, the HIV lunatic in this thread: a lot of what makes his personality rotted is the lack of empathy, the apparent mistreatment of a group under the slightest moral justification, the hate for whores. All of those are things that can be addressed, like a racist who slowly learns to untangle the web of racist arguments that he used to build a foundation for a personality. It's not an easy process, and the first step already cuts out so many people: admitting a mistake. It's a similar process of leaving religion and coming to terms with being gay.
>>79978978>You think femboys are the pinnacle of gay attractionNo, but most tops can only be draw to this exact type of a man>This place is disrupting your perception of reality.Yes.
>>79978992I'm not talking about dating sites statistics, I'm talking about you. I don't know what you look like, but from just a little bit of conversation, I got a first hand impression of what you are like, your thoughts and ideasAnd let me tell you this, it didn't look good.
Tell the goddamn pharmacist to call Dr. Iaconus
>>79979010you're almost right, but sharpening and polishing the personality and the mind is actually much more difficult than beautifying the face and body. i can go to a plastic surgeon right now and just pay him to fix the most glaring flaws in my visible body, but no amount of money can fix my mind and my soul.
>>79979018>but most tops can only be draw to this exact type of a manThis is so wrong. Like, tell me you have zero dating experience without telling me. It's like you get all your opinions about the dating scene from 4chan. Jesus Christ how wrong you are. And the worst part is, you are inside an ideological bubble, unable to see beyond the frontiers of this cursed place. Real life is not like this. If you tried, you would see with your own very eyes how wrong you are. You are not referring to most tops. You are referring to most incel tops. Please, anon, know thyself.
>>79979031i should have also added: even if you get the perfect looksmaxxing and look great, you will soon come to realize that you are still lazy and unhygenic and boring, that is the worst thing to have, and people can smell it.
>>79979031True. It's not easy. But it's a possibility. Your soul is a dynamic thing.Also, sometimes you don't need a radical personality makeover. Simple changes can cause ripples that go a long way. A little bit of kindness, a little bit of empathy, can do wonders. Something as simple as not calling people pozzed degenerates, like they were any better. Now imagine how it must feel for a chudite incel who lives here everyday, who spends his life drinking on the eternal fountain of chud toxicity and bullying. You think that won't affect his soul with time? You think there won't be any lingering bitterness? Any consequences? There's people here who are feeding their souls on a diet of pure hatred. And then they fail at interpersonal relationships, and who do they blame? Anyone but themselves.
>>79978992>I've been rejected dozens of timesLet me stop you right there and tell your delusional self that you did something wrong, like you either looked for pepper in the worst possible places (here) or you had too high standards and didn't look twice at the people who gave you attention. whatever it was, you didn't try. Not in the right way, not in any way that counts. No one, I repeat, no one that has known the gay dating scene comes out with such a skewed impression as "I could have got more attention as a bottom"
>>79978992>looks are all the matterSaid the guy with the personality of a stingray. You only focus on looks because then you don't have to take responsibility for having such a putrid personality.
>>79979041I actually don't have much dating experience and boyfriends just happen to know me and tell me they want a bf later without any courtship loveable activities which won't happen again for me anyway at this decrepit age.>You are not referring to most tops. You are referring to most incel tops.Yes, I said most not all which could be anywhere from 50% and up. I did try and saw some, not most of their reaction and made up my mind and it seems like something common.>Please, anon, know thyself.Thank you, I will, soon, but I need few more years to be pretty and cute in my kicked bucket. That's the only piece of advice that I appreciate. I wish there were more honest and good people like you in the world.
>>79978992>you only say my personality is bad after you found out that I was uglyActually it was after you told us you wouldn't stand near a person with HIV. It was downhill from there. Ever since you made several claims that showed us you have the charm of a rusty nail
>>79978992>I've been rejected dozens of times for being ugly and never my personality and the entire existence of this thread where every poster is a bottom that only cares about looks and never personality and they constantly shit on tops for even the slightest flaw while worshipping bottoms 24/7Wait... Are you using /r9gay/ as your reference point for real life dating? It's worse than I imagined...This is why you are so deranged and detached from reality. This is why your opinions on dating are all twisted and wrong.Anon I know that real life seems like a blur to you, since you live here, but let me tell you something Real life is nothing like this place. This is the exact opposite of real life. In fact you can take the experiences you've had here, multiply it by minus 1, and then you get a more accurate picture of real life Please for the love of god, don't take this place as a standard for real life. Are you seriously going to let 4chan affect you this much? Jesus Christ dude get a grip nothing here is real, nothing here means anything
>>79978992When someone asks you what's the source of your opinion, and your answer is a thread in this board, you know you fucked up
>>79979149>actually don't have much dating experienceOr none, judging by the chronically online opinions, such as "tops prefer femboys"Which is exactly the opposite of what goes on in the gay dating scene. You are not referring to real life tops, you are referring to other chronically online weirdos you found in places like this. They do not represent even a tiny percentage of tops out there. Just know that your sample is composed of incels, that's all I'm asking you to admit. Tops out there in the real world behave differently I assure you. >Need a few more years until I A few more years? What bullshit excuse is that
>>79979210>They do not representIf they're not, when why does this happen so often? If only those were the tops or tops leaning bfs, I don't give give a damn about just them. The fact that any other, ehhh, role I'd say, is looking for the same thing is a proof that it's happening. "You're not bad, but not soft/cute/fem." is what I've heard and it happened couple of times already.>Tops out there in the real world behave differently I assure you.Do you think I'd be head on first to try building anything with people that I see in the open or that are about something for real and palpable as you say, after what's I've heard from not-even-that-serious dating attempt over the last couple years? If you want to make a fool out of me, I'll play along, but you have to try to catch me slipping on the other discussions.>your sample is composed of incels, that's all I'm asking you to admitI won't confirm nor deny this.>A few more years? What bullshit excuse is thatToo old for that + because I wasn't made or born into the observed world the chad femboy that any top/bottom/side/even ace bf would want to care for or be charmed by and later sustain and grow into a at least give me time or to leave and exit it as a cheap, knock off, bootleg, crude version of an IMG/Abercrombie and Fitch/Chad looking hominid at least when I'm ready.
I remember a decade ago I'd be able to browse 4chan nonstop for 8+ hours and be comfy as hell the whole time. Nowadays I find it's a lot harder to get interested at all, but man do I still get twinges of that comfort when I find a good thread with lots of discussion (or just a storytime thread for a thing I like).
>>79979384>why does this happen so often?Where? Oh that's right. Here on 4chan. Your sample is contaminated, my bro. Go outside and see for yourself that real life dating is nothing like the sort of shitposting that you mistake for reality.
>>79979384>any other, ehhh, role I'd say, is looking for the same thingThey're not. >You're not bad, but not soft/cute/fem." is what I've heard Where have you heard that, my boy? On anonymous chans? Discord? Or any other obscure platform for weirdos and loners? Please I beg you: go outside. Out there in real life You won't find many gay guys that reject you because you're not feminine, because that's not what most gays like. Stop taking this place as a ruler.
>>79979384>Do you think I'd be head on first to try building anything with people (in real life)>After what I've heard from other chronically online loners over the last couple years? Man I sure do hope you don't let the things you've heard on this site stop you from living your life to the fullest where it really matters: out there. You're letting this place get under your skin. You're letting these crazy cat ladies in the making dictate your self esteem.
>>79979384>Too old for thatAnd in a few more years you'll be younger? You're not too old to be happy and have a bf, dude.>I wasn't made or born into the observed world the chad femboy that any top/bottom/side/even ace bf would wantHow many times do I have to tell you that this delusional idea that everybody wants femboys is the biggest lie you have ever heard on this place, and you believed it so blindly Anon, real life is not like that at all. Masculinity and virility are very desirable among gays. You've been interacting with sexually frustrated incels for years, and that shit has distorted your perception of reality
>>79974908But neither is true.... False advertising
Wake upOpen de eyesNo bf hereBack to the sleep I goesWaa.
think I'm going to rewatch jojo againnot the episodic anime tho probably the stardust crusaders OVA
i like being held in the strong arms of my hairy skinny/shaved chubby fbf!
Meow where bf who understands that me freezing up and shivering like crazy means that I'm uncomfortable and anxious instead of not caring yay
>>79979712>>79979696It's easy for you to say as a chad. Take that and multiply by -1 and you'll the result.>>79979712Yes, exactly there which is not that far off the real world.>>79979749>You're not too old to be happy and have a bf, dudeOh yeah really? Since do people want expired old bottom leaning bf long past twink death? Tell me in which backwater group does this somehow become the signs of >Masculinity and virility, very desirable? The said incels and least be honest about that stuff. Also, you've brought it up not me, but virility where? Good form as a facade are achievable for some time, but what tf am I supposed to do with a tiny pecker? The one you've confused me with, the one that actually might have been there for year(s) cries about it too for whatever reason, but unlike him, my situation is worse. You can be 5'7" with 7", that's an ok size according to med data, but here comes me, 6'4" with 5 inches, it's like the half of the normal lenght alone of people my race my height. No respecting musk4musk and normal real irl gay man would find this part attractive of his bottom bf. It is ironically over. But you won't listen because you're gonna tell that I need to get out and be real and because you're a chad, not something I'll ever be at least for this reason alone.
>79978577>muh leftist mumbojumbo about le hierarchy If someone was a murderer, yes, they are "lower than me" but it's not about that. It's not about me, it's not about comparing anyone to anything. It's about the consequences of your actions. I'm not going to feel bad for someone who puts their hand on a hot stove and gets burned . You knew it would happen, you knew the possible consequences you don't get to cry for empathy now. Maybe don't be a retard next time. Empathy is reserved for those who experience hardships thru no fault of their own and those who fail while putting in the effort. Now that's truly heartbreaking. >but muh straggots don't see you as hueman They're wrong and I'm right? This isn't an own you think it is. It's like saying police shouldn't carry guns because criminals can use them to shoot you. In other words the tool isn't the issue here, it's application is.
>gets drunk>decides to drive home from a party>gets into a car crash>diesSo tragic. What a respectable member of our society. I really wish he survived so he could get into more "accidents" and kill more people whose only mistake was being on the same street at the same time this maggot decided to get into his shitmobile.
>goes to a partydeath penalty
Huebot had a conversation with Chadbot and it went exactly as you'd expect
Except if I was chad you would praise my spamposts and say how smart I am but because I'm not chad I'm called a bot and a spammer because I'm not chad
Went for a long walk now about to read my new graphic novel in bed while listening to tunes on my mp3 player life is good yay
>>79980735What are you reading? Is it in finnish? >mp3 playerPeople still use that?
>>79974829Depends on what type of guy you want to attract.
My biggest issue by fair is anxiety. If I wasn't anxious everything would be so much easier.
>>79976634>>79977860Go to /analgen/ on /d/ or ask lgbt.
>>79980905Infinity: Aftermath. It's from Spain, based on that one miniature game I like. It 2as pretty good but hard to know how well it'd work for someone who doesn't know about the characters etc.Dunno about people but I do>>79980914Some nice top who savessss meee
>>79977275Sometimes (and for some people) when you are feeling depressed and down you just want to be alone and rest, and you don't have the energy or optimism to talk to others. When he comes back and isn't feeling bad you should talk to him and ask how you can help.
>>79977741Yes of course they deserve love and headpats and cuddles and kisses and everything in the world.
>>79980942You also own one of those old phones iirc? That's somewhat based I have to admit.
>>79979029Haha it's a trans former
*beating a boy with a stick until he gives me attention*
>>79980942Need more descriptions should he be manly, feminine, strong, weak, flamboyant, straight passing, hairy, hairless or what etc?
>tfw no bf to have a comfy Minecraft world with
>>79980983Yeah it works shittily tho and I forgot the pin code meow>>79981002Manly I guess but I don't know until I meet him innit
>>79980983Steal his look
>>79980989emphasis on formerpretty based to reclaim your birthright after being psyopped desu
>>79981472W-what do you mean? In Minecraft, surely?
We don't have to take our cloths off to have a good time
>>79981508sure, but it'd help
>>79981493If you steal something in Minecraft you steal it in real lifeThe constabulary has arrived at my place of residence
>>79981555Anon...are you saying Minecraft was real life all along?>The constabulary has arrived at my place of residenceWhat will you do now????
>>79981589I was thinking of digging a tunnel under my house to escape
>>79980577It was honestly tiring since hue shits out posts 10x faster then me and I quickly get tired of replying and it's not as fun to argue with him when bunnymutt isn't here to interject with his posts
>>79981654Are you a fast digger? Uh oh
>>79981159You need to put out specific bait depending on the specific man you wanna attract.
>>79981922What kinda bait for manly but kind and protective bf then
>>79982015Probably something like weights (strong) steak (manly) and guns (protective).
>>79982134Hmm sounds like bullshit fuck you mate
>>79982170Yea I am kinda bullshitting, where do you think we are?
>>79982174It is better to not insist than it is to lie-me, just now
>>79982193I think it's ok to bend the truth a little if it's funny and not taken too seriously be either parties.
>>79982211It wasn't funny and it wasn't even close to the truth fuck you
>>79982292I thought it was pretty funny you are just mad because you are angry.
>>79982329I'm mad because some autistic shmuck is being annoying simple as
>>79982339You are mad but I am chilling so who is really winning?
>>79982351Me because I am not retarded and annoying?
>>79982353My retardation makes me stronger.
>tfw no bf to watch Minecraft let's play with>tfw no bf to watch play Minecraft>tfw no bf to play Minecraft with
>tfw no bf who doesn't play shitty slop for children
Sorry I will from this point on only play manly and grown up games like DOOM and God of War and Carmageddon and GTA 5...
Those are kiddie games too tho
I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself, of course
Aren't all games for kids, pretty much?
I wouldn't want to try and find a kid who plays disco elysium or suzerain happily
Barber tomorrow Inshould do something to my bangs instead of just cutting them mostly straight but what that's the dilemma
>>79982211Based anon, words to live by
>you are just mad because you are angryAnon...>>79982353That is indeed what you are
>>79983160Nuh uh YOU are that now help me think of a haircut
>>79983175>>79983106Try getting one that doesn't make you look like a retarded tranny like you usually do
>>79983175Why should I? No one helped me with a haircut >:(
>>79983106Just have long hair, no need to cut your bangs or sides, just let em grow and braid them that's what I do (except braid cos I am lazy and scared) and people tell me my hair is very nice
I don't mean to not cut your hair at all, like obv you should trim it and stuff and keep it a set length if you wanna or whatever.
>>79983276>>79983286I agree with these 2 just grow your hair out normally and have long hair but you can choose how to part it and style it
>>79982964Meow answer this for us
>>79983206That's what I was asking very good! You're very smart for a 40 year old>>79983208Did you ask>>79983276Nah I gotta cut the bangs they make my nose itchy and come across my eyes but straight bangs is too gay>>79983410Answer what
>>79983472I'm pretty sure I did ask and no one was ever helpful and everyone hates me and you never help me and you hate me and want me to die
>>79983500Skill issue just be more pathetic and people will take pity on U
>>79983508I don't want pity I want advice (sometimes)
>>79983552Yeah me too meow ah well
>>79982468i would play mincraft with my fbf but only if he was a command slut that could build anything i wanted to my exacting details lickity split while i just torture villagers or something else unproductive
>>79980996*torn between giving anon attention or enjoying the beating (both equally satisfying)*
>>79983572Well I would actually help you if I knew how but I have no idea what to say here I can't even pick my own hairstyle or know what would look best and am chronically indecisive waaah
>>79983614Waaa waaa Waa. Tiwed
>>79980488>I'm not going to feel bad for someone who puts their hand on a hot stove and gets burnedYou should. Your logic can be easily surmised by "you deserve to be bullied". Fact is, it can be twisted and weaponized so that you could ridicule nearly anyone so long you found a reason, and there's no shortage of reasons to hate. Hating is easy. It comes naturally. It's love that is hard. >Having empathy is considered a leftist thing How identity politics subverted your brain, it's sad. It's your lack of empathy that prevents you from realizing that you too could become the target, easily. There are several things in your life that you do that deserve ridicule. Several dumb choices with bad consequences that could be held against you.The lack of empathy is just one of your many faults, and I'm appalled by how easily someone who suffered bullying in his life can turn from prey to predator.
>>79980354>is not that far off the real worldIt's light years away from the real world. Your internet addiction has clouded your judgement. Letting this place sabotage you, now that deserves ridicule.
>>79980354>Since do people want expired old bottom leaning bf long past twink deathWhat brain worms sound likeYou would be surprised if you tried, which you never did
>>79980354>The said incels and least be honest about that stuffThey're not honest. They're wrong. Just like you.
>>79983621Hue has returned. Kill me now
>>79983669Who cares just don't give him attention I stopped too
>>79980354>No respecting musk4musk and normal real irl gay man would find this part attractive of his bottom bfYou'd be surprised by how wrong you are, if you actually tried. But that's the thing, you're clinging to the loneliness and sadness almost like they're your trophies, it's like you don't want to be proven wrong, you don't want to admit that you have wasted so many years of your life being self conscious and paranoid about meaningless shit
>>79980488>Empathy is reserved forImagine treating empathy with meritocracy... That's kinda dumb. Like, look at you. You didn't fail by putting effort, you simply gave up on life without putting up a fight. You knew the consequences of your actions, you knew that a lifetime behind the computer screen with no real life friends was bad for you, and you did it anyways. You were a retarded when you shouldn't have been one. It's like you don't even make the cut for your own empathy standards, meaning that you deserve no pity or compassion, only ridicule. >They're wrong and I'm right You couldn't be further from being right. You do to others the same thing that homophobes do to you. You're wrong in multiple dimensions.
>>79983614Are you still wearing those peculiar bangs?
>>79983685>I stopped tooNo way. R-really? I mean yeah it's impossible to have normal interactions with bots who ignore what you say and just keep repeating their talking points. It's no fun dunking on someone who doesn't read what you da or at the very least fails to understand what you're saying. Anyway idk what to do with my hair either I wanna grow it out again but waaaah
>>79983685that worked last time right
>>79983742Yeah that's why Im asking yanno>>79983758Yeah I haven't talked to him in monthsHow difficult waa>>79983772Idk who gives a fuck
>>79983784Why don't you try a different haircut
>>79983817That's what I'm asking dumbass
>>79983772Yes actually he leaves if you ignore him. If we all started talking about any topic while ignoring his replies he would leave. This happened many times in the past. >>79983784I'm so proud of you yayYeah waah I wanna let my bangs grow again but it's annoying to deal with and I wish I knew someone who could help me with deciding a hairstyle. Barbers aren't much help and I'm very anxious when talking to them waaah
where did my deutsche sprachen anon go? i hope he didn't get buried in the snow :(. when i tried to use one of those language exchange apps many years ago. i got a german boy to talk to to me (and we both had kitty profile pics so i thought that was cute) and he was really excited about his air gun so i asked if he knocked stuff over with it (like cans etc) since i didn't see how you could hit a target if it's just air and he didn't know the word "knock" (we were speaking english hadn't gotten him to do any deutsche with me yet) and when i put into google translate and told him he stopped replying, i think i said something bad :( hope it's not happening again.
Anyone here had any experience with duolicious?
>>79983839Just cut it short your closeted tranny
>>79983847Reverse mohawk it is
>>79983847Just be honest and ask them for a haircut that they think will help you attract large BLACK men
>>79983847>wanna let my bangs grow againThose bangs look hideous
>>79983853>many years agoare you bitching about being left on read by a random guy years ago?
>>79983864>Online dating, but based and true love-pilled .let us know how it goes if you try it
>>79983865But I'm going to have my other hair long so just having super short bangs would look even dumber
>>79983910I mean cut it all short like a normal male haircut, retarded.
>>79983891i am not! i just remembered it a thought it was a cute story! sorry you were born without a sense humour anon!
>>79983924No, I won't. That's a huge waste.
i was talking about the guy from earlier in the thread and that's what made me remember hence the connection between the two instances.
>>79983928You reminiscing about that shows how empty and deserted your love life has been in the last couple years.Like the closest you got to action was getting ghosted by a random dude years ago.
I guess I'll just stick to my usual haircut
>>79983933I guess you want to look uglier on purpose, you tranny prototype
>>79983957Reverse mohawk?>>79983968What's ugly about long hair
>>79983947you're reading too much into it nonny. are you just lonely? is there something you'd rather be talking about? what's an experience that you think is worthy of a one off 4chan post?
>>79983978It's ugly on you, specially with those bangs over your 5head
>>79983978Why are you saying that? That's dumbest haircut in the universe. Why are you saying that???? Waah
>>79983991That's why I'm asking for alternatives you giant fucking retard besides you don't know how big my forehead even is
>>79983985>what's an experience that you think is worthy of a one off 4chan post?When was the last time you flirted with another gay guy in real life?
>>79983998It would fit your personality? Duh.
>>79984003>you don't know how big my forehead even isPretty big judging by the pictures.I told you the best alternative is a short haircut, like the nazi fucboi hairstyle.but maybe you want to look like a transvestite
>>79984028No it isn't? I know what I looked like with short hair, you don't.
>>79984003You weren't traumatized by being dry humped at 19, you are just dumb. I bet that even if that never happened you would still be here
>>79984004i'm sorry nonny i'm getting the ick. i meant i wanted to hear about YOUR life.
>>79984015I hate you, you retarded piece of shit. You should get a bowl cut hmphI didn't shower yesterday because I didn't have enough hit water for some reason (never happens) so I feel gross and also need to shave my facial hair maybe I'll feel better after I'm done. Fuck you
>>79984040A plane could land on your forehead
>>79984042I guess that's a "never"
>>79984041Oh, you're huetard. My mistake.>>79984044Stay mad bbyI usually feel better after shaving yay also it's nice how soft and fluffy my hair is after a shower yay>>79984053How do you know
>>79984081I feel better after shaving too and my hair is dirty now but after I wash it it will feel nice again ^w^Bakameow
I feel like meow is actually autistic and weird enough that a bowl cut would actually suit him
>>79984128Yay can't wait for you to feel better you're fucking gay when grumpy>>79984144Idk probably not
I am so out of shape that shoveling 8 inches of snow from half the driveway (I did the other half yesterday) almost fucking killed me. My arms feel like lead and my back hurts, my heart was nearly 170+ when I came inside too.
>>79984144Have you seen his bangs? It's not that far from a bowl cut already
>>79984220Imagine when you hit 40. Just how much savings you have left? Enough for how many more years?
>>79984220Hit the gym pussy FagGOT
i haven't done my other half today but yesterday i just did some more work on cleaning my room after shoveling until the tiredness set in laid in my pile dirty clothes/trash bags thinking about fbf finding me passed out like that how cute that would be but then got horny from thinking about that and had to goon.
>>79984300Do you know who you're talking to? You better show him the due respect
>>79984311I'll show hin deez nutz if he don't man up yo
>>79984299that's only 5 1/2 years away now. and I'm not saying how much money I have exactly on here and I'd have to add up my yearly spending which I don't feel like doing. My best guess is around 5 years, likely a little less.
>>79984323you haven't thrown away anymore skillets recently have you? you need to shape up and get serious while you still have a safety net.
>>79984333Nope, but to be fair I've stopped using it. The only thing I did was for the skillet pasta meals that just made too much food for one person (and it's not very good warmed up) and needed a lb of hamburger, which makes the meal cost about as much as anything else I fix. and I know, but you know how I am. I only do anything when I've got a proverbial gun at my back, aka no other choice.
Old yeller treatment would fix him
>>79984289Exactly so the bowl cut wouldn't even come as a shock to people it would just look natural on him
>tfw no cute and strong chubby bf with a faint heart to take care of after his activities also i'll shovel your 8 inches if it getting hard for you
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>>79984352How's your diet going? Are you eating out/ordering food a lot? Are you still eating mostly meat? Have you learned to cook anything new?
>>79984444Yes but I have been trying to cut back down and cook more often. as for the meat thing, yes still mostly meat and potatoes and the same old dishes. The only thing new I cook are steaks in a cast iron skillet I picked up at Aldi. I know those aren't the best either moneywise or health wise but I do love a good steak. I'll cut them down to only have them very rarely when now I have one about once a month.
would you let your bf rape you
>>79984475No, but I'd let him rape (you) for being such a fag
of course! i want him to very badly, but unfortunately he doesn't exist
>>79984475Yes obviously, the question is how to get him to do that
>>79984488what are you a fucking cuck? I'm making myself a microwaved sandwich and am bored, what should I do today?
Can't help but think about a stinky sweaty fbf...
>>79984519If you were less a childish weak little fuck you'd know rape is about power, not sex
>>79984519>microwaved sandwhichtwo pieces of bread (white, no crusts) cook for 5 seconds, salt and pepper to taste if you want something fancy>what should I do today?idk like maybe fugg (or rape if u prefer) me? serious answer: dust your action figures if they need dusting
>>79984567I'm eating them already. They taste pretty good out the box. They're crossiants with cheese and egg with meat.>(or rape if u prefer) me? I'd be down.Most of my figures are usually not very dusty, but maybe I should buy one of those air dusters sometime.
are you talking one of those frozen sandwhiches you get in the store? Like a cheese burger or chicken?surprisingly I have never had one of them.
>>79984617yes I bought one while getting the groceries
>>79984629Then I know exactly what you're talking about. I've seen them but I've never gotten them. The deal for me would be unequal heating, where one part of it would be searing hot and another still fucking frozen.
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>>79984629which kind chicken or burger?
Is that a new dating app, duolicious? Have you heard anything about it?
>>79984796There are ads on it here it's a 4chan dating app
>>79984791bubger
fuaaark I could go for a chicken sandwich
>>79984818How does it taste? I personally love it...
>>79984812I would be wary of anything advertised for as for 4chan. either a data miner or will just be filled with a bunch of lonely dudes and not enough females, troons, and bottoms for them.
>>79984834pretty good for being 6 dollars.
>>79984854Dear god not the lonely dudes nnbooiooo
>>79985057not just lonely dudes, lonely prison gay 4channers. I know I'm one to talk but a 4chan bf sounds horrible.
>>79984157I knew you cared about me :PI do feel better! I watched anime with a friend and I feel pretty good now. Might game in bed now
One prison gay decent bf that slowly realizes how gay he is deep down and start to fall in love with his bf after series of dates out of his necessity of a craving human touch please hunnnng
>>79985107What anime what game
>>79985183We watched slayers, it's very cute and silly... although too silly for me at this point, hard to take the stakes and action seriously.Idk what game, maybe ys maybe some indie platformers. I played project tower demo the other day and it was really fun. Might try that on pc tomorrow. It's raining idk if I can go outside tomorrow *cries*
Why can't I just be straight and have my fbf be gay?
warhammer 40k bf
he doesnt think about me its literally fucking over i should move on
One thing hue constantly does is respond to your post with multiple replies instead of one long one. This is probably to give you more attention with (you)s ie. keeping you glued to the thread, making you think there are more anons replying to you and also since theyre short you're more likely to read them tha one massive post. But perhaps he isn't programmed to read the whole post, so he "responds" to few lines as soon as he detects them.I wonder if it's a clever strategy by his creator or not.
i shall launch a bbcbot
huebot and his creator should be fucked by HUGE THROBBING RESONATING VEINY MUSKY INTOXICATING SWEATY BLACK DICKS
>>79983928It was cute, ignore soulless (actual) bot. It was a cute and funny story to me (real human being)
Imagine going to kiss meow and you can smell the BBC fumes on his breath
>>79984507It's not rape if you want, are you guys retarded. Don't answer that, I know you are.>>79984854Or posers
>>79985078Ackshually 4chan bf is peak bf and nothing will ever cum close
>>79985534chadbot is already a thing
>>79985704Stop blaming me for other's posts I am not meow I do not like BBC