Canadians, why are you incel when your women are so eAasy? Met this 18 year old on disc, flew out to Alberta and fucked her. I'm a very average looking 30 year old btws
You flew to Canada to get laid. Wow, what a flex bro. Nice work.
thats a tranny and not even an attractive oneEPIC FAIL
>>80000254>on discI'd refuse to use that awful platform even if it wasn't infested with troons
>>80000278Skinnyfat as FUCK too lmao. Could've spent the money on a prostitute with a real vag.
>>80000276OP is amazing sex god, let's all praise him, wow what an amazing person, you are the most handsome and attractive man ever, clap clap clap
>>80000283who cares what platform it is? does it really make a difference if it's discord or emails?
>>80000254>Canadians, why are you incel when your women are so eAasy? Met this 18 year old on disc, flew out to Alberta and fucked her. I'm a very average looking 30 year old btwsWow anon, that's so cool of you, gj anon!
90% chance OP snagged the photo off a girls socials then came here to larp kek
>>80000254OP why are you so great? Can you tell us how to be as great as you?
>>80000288Oh yeah you're right my bad. Nice job OP! Great work buddy! How'd his anus taste??? Worth the plane ticket? I sure hope so guy! Hope you had the best time you sweet precious thing!
>>80000278>>80000284Lmao coping incels. I got to fuck prime teen pussy and you can't stop seething
>>80000254Imagine bragging that you fucked a prostitute on 4chan...
>>80000301thats the ugliest tranny i have seen in my life bro i would rather fuck chris chan in missionary geg
>>80000289my email service isn't loaded to the brim with shilling and spyware, for one thing
>>80000301>NOOOOO YOU'RE SPOSE TO BE RESPECTIN ME!!!!!>YOURE ALL JUST COPING!!!! I GOT PRIME TEEN RAW FRESH REAL PUSSY!!!! >Y-YOURE ALL JUST JEALOUS!!!!!
>>80000314I am glad OP is brave enough to come out of the closet by posting this. We are proud of you OP for embracing who you really are
>>80000301I wouldn't fuck that thing with my worst enemy's dick.
>>80000304Unless you count the oz got for us to smoke, I've never paid for sex
Go back to /lgbt/ fag. Hope this helps :-)
>>80000325someone who fucks trannies smokes weed? holy shit my sides this has to be a joke thread because its all so perfect
im from edmonton, give me her @ so i can do it too
>>80000325You literally bought a round trip plane ticket to bone her. You also bought her weed apparently which tracks. You paid for the sex bro
>>80000335dumb people think it is only paid sex if actual cash is involved. You can pay for sex with other things too, like weed
>>80000332Yeah, drop the @ OP, prove she's not a tranny-- you can't!
>>80000343This nigga paid with weed to plap a rotten neohole? That's fucking hilarious.
Now that you mentioned it, Canadian girls do seem a bit easier than American girls. I wonder why.
>>80000343I am saying the exact same thing as you dipshit, what are you talking about?
>>80000353if you would fuck an indian man you would take any dick
>>80000358nta but did you not consider he could be replying to you because he agrees with you? dumbfuck
>>80000358I am just agreeing with you, lol, that dumb thing was meant at OP, not you
Kek at all the incels coping while I pumped and dumped a slutty teen
>>80000363No, thinking before posting is for chumps. (I am sorry for calling you a dipshit.)
>>80000378LOOK AT HIS RATTY FUCKING WIG JESUS CHRIST!! LMAOOOOOO
>>80000378i've seen trans women who just came out that passed better...
>>80000378Bro flexing so hard rn, like he hit Kim k or something.
>>80000378Did you atleast make it wear a bag first?
>>80000378Those piercings and fake eyelashes are fucking disgusting. You think it's some huge flex that a whore let you in? Did you help with the rent too?
>>80000387Copium OD. I bet you're 18 and mad cause zoomettes love older cock
>>80000254Feeling other man's balls against yours. Can't be more homo like this.Your great grandpa would be very disappointed.
>>80000378she was literally just dtf? she didn't want anything else from you? not even a relationship?
>>80000378I say this with no fucking irony or sarcasm...She looks like she needs a BBC
>>80000320HahahahaHe doesn't get, haha op really doesn't get it.
>>80000389It's hilarious>COPE>SEETHE>INCELS!!!1!1!!!!Wooooow, we're all sooooooo jealous of you...
op, I am ashamed to say i sometimes feel attracted to guys...like, how does it feel...like sex with guys? Like does it hurt and stuff? Like did he insist on fucking you or can you say no and you just fuck him, how does it all work?
>>80000404that tranny literally looks like the kind that watches blacked porn 24/7
>>80000407I have work in 3 hours and I am so fucking glad I didn't go to bed in time to see this. I'm actually laughing. God bless /r9k/.
>>80000378Which is it op, prime teen pussy or slutty teen, your story is changing hahah
>>80000417prime poop-leaking neobussy
>>80000401She got an ounce of weed from the deal too. Probably other random treats he's willing to throw at her. Anything to keep the legs open.
>>80000417wait, WTF, his story is constantly contradicting itself...why are you doing this OP, gaslighting people is just dumb and waste of time
>>80000420EWWWW WHY, ANON WHY, I didn't need the visual, least I'm not like op though, bro traumatized himself for life.
>>80000378gross i actually gagged
>>80000254>I'm a very average looking 30 year old btwsAw, OP, you're so humble! I'm sure you're a genuine Chad. Thanks for showing us all how it's done. Hopefully one day I grow up to be cool as you!
>>80000420Yeah that 4'11 petitie girl is totally a tranny bro. Your copes are too funny. The best part is she said she cut herself cause I ghosted for a couple weeks and she missed me lmao
>>80000378>slutty teenso ur admitting it's not a flex in the slightest that u fucked this thing. probably has a body count longer than u are tall.
>>80000443The newest kind of Chad, the GenuChad. He humbles himself by railing the trannies so we don't have to. What a nice guy man.
>>8000041718 year old is prime. She's not 26
>>80000449the tranny would rather die than live without your dick. Can we just start a slow clap here for this chad of chad?
>>80000449Petite is a fucking joke. How have you not realized we're all laughing at you? Hey, WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. There, does that help?
>>80000449Look bro, from one chaser to another there are WAY hotter trannies out there. That troon looks like total garbage, you gotta step your game up.
>>80000449Op, I hope you washed, you're gunna get a fecal infection if you aren't safe. Considering, you know..
>>80000454Thanks to him, I can enjoy real vagina without the internet validation. God bless you OP
>>80000254What disc? Where do you find these discs?
>>80000462Hahahahaha, boys, he's just a chill guy, he fucked the tranny so we "wouldn't" have to, and for that I say thanks op!
>>80000254>flying out to fuck some random hoemight as well just fuck a local hooker
This is for you, OP, we salute your bravery. Don't let these assholes put you down, a lot of us are proud of you
>>80000475lel, would be cheaper & wouldn't have to additionally buy the thing weed to make it lay still
>>80000474You have to cope with lame tranny jokes cause you will never have a gf and you're a short 5'8 incel
>>80000483Truly a highest tier of giga Chad!
>>80000486its okay king they're just jealous they will never get to fuck a tranny up the ass like you
>>80000483My stomach hurts from laughing so hard holyshit what a great addition
Waiting for OP to post another shitty pic of his tranny and tell us all to cope
yeah she's hot. i'd do her
>>80000486o7 op, we salute you!Also none of us actually believe that thing was a female. We all are convinced that used to have a dick, and you fucked a axe wound.
OP is a fucking legend. Trans rights, bro! Keep pounding tranny ass!
>>80000503Bold to assume he got the surgery. All that Hello Kitty memorabilia strikes me as the type to have a cock and wear girl's panties for "gender affirmation." Probably felt super good on your prostate, huh OP?
>>80000486Oh, wait op, did "she" not have her operation yet?!?! Ooooooll, yikes
>>80000486You had to bribe a tranny with weed in order to get laid lmao
>>80000500Aw sorry, you got lost on your way to /lgbt/. This is /r9k/.
>>80000519NOO, oh no, he didn't no way, omg op did didn't he. OMG op why would you do that to yourself?!
>>80000521i have a feeling op got his cherry popped
>>80000486>you're a short 5'8 incelI like how you chose one inch below average. I bet you're inches below average in multiple departments.
>>80000530Absolutely. Losing your virginity is a precious, special moment, and this is why OP chose to share such a thing with all his adoring fans on /r9k/. We are ever so grateful for you, OP!
>>80000530Op is actually bragging about having a tranny fucking him. Ooooo, this is pretty sad op. I MEAN, wow! Good for you op! This is what you wanted! Nice job OP!!!
>>80000254I could smell the tranny from seeing the photo.The smell.
>>80000539Hahahahahahahaha hahahahah, yeah, he really did lose HIS virginity, DIDNT HE ;)
>>80000550I feel sick, I feel sick, OH GOD!
>>80000543GAY PRIDE GAY RIGHTS WE LOVE OUR CHASERS ON THIS BOARD YOU GO GIRL!!!
>>80000551Try learning english you ESL jeetskin.
>>80000564Not as sick as OP felt, after getting his backdoor taken care of like he really likes ;)
>>80000570Sick burn bro, I feel the flames thru the screen!!
>>80000575Man, OP must've been so jelly that a transgender teen had a bigger cock than him. Poor guy. At least he got laid!
>>80000570OUCHIE my poor lil ego, omg my feelings are so hurt right now.Least they not as hurt as you are, you can barely sit down can't you. You really got taken care of.
>>80000581his legs certainly were jelly after a nights worth of plappin' to his backdoor
OP will you buy me weed and kiss my butthole too I promise I'm a girl :3
>>80000591i am girl too, well i am more girl than the "girl" you saw, you don't even have to buy weed for me, but I do insist I fuck your asshole first though, before it is your turn
>>80000594Aw, he tried to make another thread to get a more supportive audience. OP no one was making fun of you, we all love you. Come back </3
>>80000591OP 100% would get you high as a kite and give you the SLOPPIN of you life, Op really digs a ze/zir, I don't really get it, but that's his fetish, and we don't kink shame here on THE /R9K/
>>80000604my sides are in fucking orbit
>>80000604Hahahahahahahhahah, don't work anon! OP always get some cum on his back, I MEAN, op always comes back!
>>80000606Hmmm yes yes, taking notes... I'll cover my room in Invader Zim and pink zebra print, then give myself several piercings I'll never wash. You think he'll go for that?
she doesn't look trans, what r u all talking about? yeh she looks like a slut but she's still rly pretty imo
>>80000617Op posted evidence he'd drop down on BOTH KNEES for that anon! I know you'll get the GUAWK!
>>80000624Score!! Thanks anon! OMW to the nearest Hot Topic //^u^// ~
>>80000623Bro, that is 100% a tranny. Don't play yourself.
>>80000623Awwwww, it's ok op we believe she was a real girl, trans girls are real girls, that's what the TV tells me to say. And uhh, sure, if you think she's pretty, good for you op! If you squeal less next time, she might take a video for you to post here! I'm sure of it!
>>80000639fucking kek, I really gotta get to bed, keep up the great work. And OP, I love you. Proud of you. Remember to only apply hemorrhoid cream externally though, OK?
>>80000633how?>>80000639im a girl...
>>80000623It's a samefag seething cause they get no pussy so they're spamming tranny jokes
>>80000649Tits pussy and timestamp, idiot.Or the two of you can start together and show the whole class, what y'all are packing!>Inb4 ew no
>>80000659But you didn't get pussy either. Neovagina doesn't count.
>>80000659Bragging about cumming inside a axe wound, but not even getting to cum in that either. It's ok, you can be honest with us.
>>80000670Why do you have to cope this hard incel. I was trying to give you sexless losers advice
>>80000676Give weed to international transgender hooker. Aight, gotcha, thank op!
>>80000649how big is that ass of yours?
>>80000670Aight dog, I gtg too. Glad we all got to find out the truth about op's "kink"
>>80000254You're a pedophile.I hope a group of zoomers go for you.
how do these larp threads get so much interaction its so pathetic
>>80000301She's hot as fuck op. Share her discord pls, ill tell u another Canadian 18 whore who will probably let u fuck
>>80000284thats... thats skinny fat? i must be obese
>>80001821pretty girls don't eat
>>80000301>used up std ridden whore>primeKEK
>>80001050>anon: I had sex>you: what....!?? This cant be! no, you're lying!Not everything is a large anon. Somebody is fucking this whores
>>80000254This person is diseased and any hypothetical sex you had in your imagination was ethically abhorrent exploitation.
>>80001899Kek yeah chad for about 4 more years until she hits the wall and dies alone
>>80001921>women hit the wall at 22So what? He fucked her at 18 pre wall. And women don't actually just "hit the wall" thats pussyless loser cope, lol you're not getting your sweet revenge where you're desirable and hot young girls are not. You hit the wall at birth and now youre a bitter loser.
>>80001970Kek keep coping stupid coomer
>>80001983>stupid coomer! I am always right!I am cuddling with a 20 yo cute white girl nuzzling me and telling me she loves me as I type this. You will say "larp" while wearing dirty underwear having never touched a women because you are fucking pathetic, but its objective reality lol. People have sex, live happy lives, and talk about it. You are not one of those people.
>>80002010You're white. You have a tiny penis and your pathetic. Literally all you talk about is women kys faggot.
>>80002010I too can lie on the internet
>>80001866bro youre talking like 14 year old me on tumblr
>>80002151Was that before or after you were raped
>>80000325So you paid $250 (on average, could be more) for the weed + lord knows how much for a plane ticketYou could have just bought a local escort, chances are she would have been cleaner too, the girl you posted looks like the typical zoomer who lets strangers hit without condom
>>80000254>>80000301Post more pics. I'm a little jelly. She's exactly my type
>flying for a fuckToo much work
>>80002066I'm not white. She is tho.>>80002145Thats the thing, im not lying or saying anything crazy or extravagant, and its incredibly sad you think that no one on earth is cuddling or fucking women just because you aren't.
>bragging about 1 laypathetict. chadlite
>>80000254American and canadian girls are, compared to european girls, massive easy outgoing sluts you could meet, fuck, marry within days.like it's not even funny.
>>80002842The thing is, its obvious you're lying. Not because nobody can cuddle or have sex, but because phoneposting on 4chan trying to prove you're such a gigachad ON R9K of all fucking places while you could just enjoy cuddling with said 20-year-old is while somebody is cuddling you is the single most pathetic thing I can think of. So pathetic that even you wouldn't stoop so low.
Call it: Mindbroken Canadian samefag(s) or bots?
>>80000254>>80000301>>80000378an escort would have been cheaper and prettier
>>80003620anon, im not sure op can comprehend a sentence as deep as this one. can you dumb it down, to were you are talking to a 5 year old or something maybe?
Canadian women are colder than Americans. You just found one of the rare easy sluts. Trust me, all the rest are not like this.
>>80000254read your post again why would anyone want to do this>ohh i hookuped some egirl shitskin whore
>>80000254Lawl imagine flying over to someone just to fuck her... bitch move, bruhh...
>>80000254>>80000301>I got to fuck prime teen pussy>that thing>that BPD addled 10 mile SSRI stare thing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prime teen pussywoah man you fucked some kid with daddy issues, attaboy you're a golden god
>>80000254I would be ashamed to tell my friends I fucked someone who looked like that
>>80000276Bro literally booked a flight to fuck a mentally ill girl, and then bragged about itAbsolute keked
Imagine buying a plane ticket to make a bored teen's dick appointment.
Lmao those samefags sure showed me. I bet they went to sleep so happy in their empty beds last night
