Cold dark nights continuing edition
guess we'll have to have a ssm edition next time
How often does your girlfriend initiate sex?
weather back up to positive degrees from tomorrow. as high as 10 degrees on Tuesday. no need to go outside yet lads.
>>80000789looks like a kino edition
>>80000815100% of the time, since any number divided by itself is 1. 0 girlfriend / 0 sexes, that makes it 1, or 100%.
Going for 800 posts today.
Poleys winking bussy
>>80000838assuming you're doing the full 9-5, that's 100 posts an hour. just not possible lad, not unless you have some kind of VPN/proxy thing set up. maybe one of those 4chan gold accounts.
>>80000838In a day? De lad
Reckon the mods will do you in before you even reach 200
>>80000851>he only posts in britfeel 9-5mate my normal posting hours are 4-1
>>80000872was only me and HelperLad awake earlier this morning i don't believe you were posting here then. certainly not frequently enough to be on track for the full 800. might have to have a word with your work coach.
Got an appointment later. Dont want to go because I have a stinking cold. Mum makes me go though. Might get wcwonalds on the way back.
Day ruined already. Wife and I both wfh, she calls me from upstairs and says she's unhappy because she's not looking forward to the meeting she has at 9:30. She called me at about 9:26 and I said oh I'm sorry, hope it goes well etc. then I said okay I'll say by for your meeting and I also need to get some stuff done as well at 9:29. Literally less than a minute before her meeting.She came downstairs afterwards and said it made her really sad that I wanted to say goodbye before her meeting actually literally started right there. Now she's feeling even sadder. I cannot deal with this petty tyranny of minutiae that I couldn't possibly know she wanted. It tires me out so damn much. Just want her to be chill for once and not a drama queen. No sex tonight either I'm guessing. Fuck sake.
do I ave cirrhosis?curse I ave cirrhosisit lush
>>80000920Whats the context of this image? Is he eating a ham sandwich and thats not kosher!
must be weird when women file police reports for rape or similar, and they specifically report the smell of semen. same with just posting about it online, really.if it's some big future 'true crime' thing, it's basically now in the public domain you were, prior to being attacked, the kind of woman who had a solid grasp on what semen smells like. and you weren't mistaken: you were correct.sort of thing that must haunt you the rest of your life.
>>80000934the biggest pill of all (red, black or white depending on your predilections) is that women actually love rape
>>80000927he's Jewish in the sense that his parents were Jewish, he's actually agnostic or atheist.this has never made any sense because it's like having 'Muslim' in your DNA vs being an Arab. nth-generation kids of Irish immigrants to the US will have that in their racial makeup (e.g. ginger hair), but not 'Catholic' or 'Protestant'.strange thing to identify with if you don't actually practise the religion.
Need to drive to tescos but it's freezing
800 posts per day? Wont get me a gf
>>80000941yeah but i doubt they like the shame of all this, after the fact. and tbqh i don't think it's cartoon boogeyman misogynists, imagine their family finding out about this. or gossipy women (even their pals).can easily flip this around too, "yep i'm an expert in vagina smells across all different vaginas, because i have fucked hundreds of women." people are going to negatively judge a bloke like that, even if his olfactory skills stopped the notorious Pussy Slayer.
no car for shopping, how do we make these trolleys normal for non-pensioners? Chinese students have them, why can't we?
Feeling goofy ngl tbqh.
Wahhh I can't afford a home but keep having kids. Pisses me right off when wagies like this create their own issues.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8dq61dml5vo
>>80000995Sounds like you have sprog envy little lad.
24 years old, already has two kids and they just expect a house. Fuck off.
>>80000995Nah I don't want to waste my time raising a sprog. That's one thing I'm not worried about achieving.
>>80000789is this that building from that one bdsm producer intro
>>80000995>I can't afford a home but keep having kids
>>80000995I read that earlier too and the other couple are odd as well>To try to save for a deposit, Jacob quit his job in a school and began working nights in a warehouse but he says he doesn't think there's "a chance in hell" of saving the 25,000 to 30,000 he says they would need to put down on a property.30,000 deposit means either a big house they don't need or that only one of them is working
Better to raise a sprog than to post on britfeel
>>80000995>but keep having kidshe's saving the white race, lid. priorities, amirite?
On that 4Chan platinum subscription. I get to read your posts 30 minutes before you post them.
>>80001038Yea? Well I've just upgraded to 4chan Uranium and now AI writes my replies for me 24/7.
>>80000995when i was ten i was a bigger Pokemon fan than him. and this was REAL Pokemon, back when you had to figure out what the moves did and even the magazines got it wrong.can't feel sorry for any of the London cases honestly. it really is as simple as not living in London. Salford or something yeah fair enough, get decent quality high rises built. NOT some trendy shite for middle class people.
for me it's 4chan Classic with /frames, Futaba, and all scripts disabled. don't even know what these '(you)' things are meant to be. upvotes?
>>80000995I'm not pissed off about it. The more people cripple themselves with children, the more opportunities will be left for me to take. And I'd rather live in a society with other people og my own nationality and race, not bloody Muhammad and Jeetu.
>>80000995>Can't afford a home>Kids dressed in Levis, Puma, England shirts>Fat fuck, obviously not starvingI think there's financial wiggle room somewhere I just can't put my finger on it.
On that 4Chan platinum subscription. I can see all your addresses.
>>80001036Unironically yes, birthrates are abysmal and this based lad having 5 sprogs is doing us a favour.
Wonder if SSM went to Greggs today
>>80001073>>Fat fuck, obviously not starvingcheap shite food makes you fat. and if you're an adult who gets all anal about it, you move less to preserve energy.said it in these threads before if you ever find yourself really having to min-max food, chocolate is a godsend. the most basic tinned stuff has shot up but you can still get the cheap chocolate. 49p dark chocolate bar from Asda is 516 calories.wholemeal bread is good too if you'd like to avoid sugar. eat six slices throughout the day, that's 558 calories and will last you 4-5 days for 75p a loaf. think it fucks with your digestion more than chocolate, but it's something you can just eat compared to shelf-stable carbs like pasta and rice (which need cooking and you'd want those with sauce/veg/protein).
>-7c last nightIt is 4x lush out there lids
>>80001111Lovely numbers there lad and according to that he likely has. It goes right down the hatch, doesn't touch the sides. Fill your belly and that is LUSH!
>>80001142Spot on lad. I used to live off chocolate and cheap freezer meat/potatoes when I was renting in London during an internship.
>just survive on asda value chocolate and discount breadFuck me this country has gone to complete shit tbqfh lads
Do you post your din dins in the group chat with your mates?
>>80001143I was a good little lid and popped some rock salt on my drive so the postie doesn't break a leg.
>>80001212Nice , im sure the posties suffer this time of yearNeed to throw some salt down on the path as well, only have table salt so that might have to doNeed to leave some bread out for the birbs also, feels nice helping out when its all frozen outside, the little blackbirds are always checking in for some bread around lunch time
Put some bread on the drive for the postman so he doesn't starve
Couldn't sleeps so went t' sandwich shop for a trekkie brekkie. Will try to get a few hours this afternoon.
>>80001258Bread for the postman and chocolate for the birds. It 600 calories for 49p! Cheaper than buying fat balls for them innit.
>>80001259What's a classic HHL style sandwich to get?
>>80001259coooorrrrrr good shout lad, might get a sandwich for lunch meself
>>80001162yeah even if you're aiming to be healthy: bag of brown rice, those just-defrost chicken strips, frozen mixed veg, any sauce. sadly looks like the chicken has gone up and the 1kg bags of strips are now 750g. can get fresh chicken for the same price or cheaper, might marinade and air fry my own. (never got chicken breast to come out great from the air fryer, even with oil, but as long as it's cooked-through i'm happy.)
>>80001264Bacon and egg with brown sauce is full scale HHL mode but I do enjoy many others. Didn't get a saunie this time though, went for a chicken curry rice and chips. Oh aye.
>>80001262if you want to go full-on Huel nutter with this, but for cheap, there's the Complete Foods website. outdated but from when Onions was meal replacement brand #37 and they had a DIY section.baby food was one of the commonest ingredients. some tinned mushy pea with additives is fit for humans, so no concerns like if you were eating dog food/bird seed. just add multivitamins (also cheap) and whey protein (not cheap at all - this is where you get fucked).living day to day, chocolate and bread. can easily get 1000+ calories for under a quid, even now. quick google and 'average wage for a postman' is all over the place, but i'm sure they can afford food we can only dream of.
>just eat baby food or cheap as shit chocolate, you can "live" for under a quid!Get a job
>>80000995The sprogless tranny cope is thick in here
Childless men banging on about sprogs it's ironic and zany.
>>80001331>>80001288Tons of healthy cheap options lads. Just goes to show. We do it to ourselves with expensive weekly shopping, but luckily I'm currently in a place where I don't need to pinch the pennies anymore.
>>80001387actually i have a sprog, lad
It's a balance. Everything is more expensive and wages are stagnant. Yes you can technically live off of chocolate, baby food and water, but that disregards any and all quality of life. You might as well say that the housing crisis is unimportant because you can technically still live while being homeless. It should not be some unreasonable demand for an average person working an average job to be able to eat average food. I have personal gripes with people who shit out 5+ kids and expect the state to pay for them, but that's besides the point.
swollen paki scrotum
>>80001400i miss having more disposable income and cooking full recipes, but tbqh being on the breadline you learn to appreciate food more and the good habits stick with you.mostly learned there's a decent middle ground between preparing everything from fresh/raw, and succumbing to ready meals or fast food shite. some heads in clouds here, they tend to ignore the tax you pay as a single person. oh and oil, spices, energy, water, and so on are apparently free.
>baby foodthat shit expensive and looks like vomitif you're truly stuck then rice and beans is the answer and if you have spices it can be tasty enough
>>80000789In winter? Preposterous.
It feels nicejust not the stinky shitskin pajeets that have been exported by whichever kikes
>>80001423rent went up disproportionately (good luck getting a council house), then food went up disproportionately. honestly not much better off on minimum wage (no qualifications/experience) so what's the point?
bit cold today lids
>>80001488Who GOT this GET
>>80001387Wish I had a sprog, but I'm a retarded loser.
>>80001503>rice and beans>beansi wish tinned lentils were as dirt cheap as beans, nicer protein, but you can get a can of chicken soup for about the same price. actual meat, about the same calories.how come dried lentils don't need soaking any more? when did this come in?
>>80001554SSM is too cold to go live. He only had 55p the other day. That's only about 10 minutes of heating for him.
>>80001582>Have 8 items all out of battery>No money on the leccy meter
Why are people so bad with money?>>80001582>55pThat's more than enough for at least three hours of heating if he had an electric blanket.
Median weekly earnings for full-time employees were 728 in April 2024, a 6.0% increase on the year in nominal terms and a 2.9% increase in real termsMedian gross annual earnings for full-time employees were 37,430
Was going to order more Blu-raybergs but being a good little boy and waiting until next week. Have some 4Ks still coming anyway.>terms of endearment>singin in the rain>elvira mistress of the dark (limited edition)>heathers (limited edition)There's a few Warner Archive Blu-rays I want like Joe vs. the Volcano and The Naked Spur. They 15 quid each but they never go on sale.
>>80001554Not where i live de lid
>>80001601That's a good amount, why are people complaining about having no money then?
Just been moving my mouse for the past hour while having lunch. Now going on my official lunch hour.
ASDA brown basmati rice 1kg - 3.25ASDA green lentils 500g - 2.00ASDA Just Essentials mixed veg 1kg - 0.9960g rice = 20p35g lentils = 14p80g veg = 8p42p a meal that. could cook the lentils and rices in sets of threes, veg as needed, couple of tupperware ready meals to stir fry or nuke. spices or sauce, oil if needed, call it 50p a meal. that Jack Monroe lass is so daft man.
>>80001639'but people on benefits deserve luxuries'
>>80001608>>elvira mistress of the darkthis any good? been enjoying Movie Macabre lately, but isn't the film just a whole story about the character? not like the MST3K thing where it's still riffing on a film
>>80001668It's a b movie for sure but enjoyable if you like cheesy goofy comedies, lad. Plus Elvira is on top form.
>>80001639That's basically how I live, like tonight's meal of pasta, cheese and baked beans will probably just cost me 2 quid at the most.
Too many pissheads where i live, cant stand them
>>80001680>2 quidI meant 1 quid. But I just did the calculations and I was wrong, it actually costs 1.01 quid now. Fucking inflation.
>>80001680>>80001704What are you spending all your money on lad?
>>80001554Yep, it's because of winter. Mum doesn't understand that snow won't melt if the temperature doesn't go above 0. We're only getting ~1 hour of 1c temp per day for the next few days. She won't be going anywhere till next week. Main roads are clear, it's just the avenue leading to her avenue, and her avenue that have snow on it. Mum's never driven in teh snow before, and won't be venturing out.
>>80001713Nothing, spent too much on Christmas so I'm trying to save as much as I can again as I am on meagre bennies.
How many of your mates went out with you on your last birthday?
>>80001727You have mates?
bit grim but i worked on my last birthday
>>80001727>celebrating the anniversary of the day your mother shat you out
>>80001740I'd book mine off when I was a wagie. Didn't do anything, just felt wrong.
I think Im going insane lads. Somethings not right in my head.
>>80001718How the hell has your mum never driven on snow before? She from India?>>80001752Aren't we all?
>>80001676aye will give it a watch today then. just an odd decision, but mite b cool.it's absolute wank but i have a weird respect for the Angry Video Game Nerd movie. after a lifetime pursuing it the guy gets to make a 'real' film, and it's this mish-mash, barely about games and/or getting angry at them.it'll be a cult classic some day. as was his master plan.
>>80001757>Aren't we all?Im not
Wonder if Sandra has ever driven on snow
This is the most most people apparently book their summer holidays. Have you booked yours lads? Are you going somewhere nice?
>>80001759It's not nice to fib lad.>>80001771I am going on my annual trip to the Welsh seaside, but that's in May before the prices go up.
>>80001757Husbands have done it, my OG dad, then again she didn't drive in snow (I assume) after he died, then my stepdad drove (when she met him obviously), but he died last october.
>>80001771dont want to go on holiday on my own :(
>>80001771>most mostDon't your friends tease you about your mistakes when you talk to them?
>>80001718had to reassure mumberg she wouldn't die yesterday when she had to drive Its only 100ft at most to the main, gritted, snow free roads , now if it was some massive steep hill or something id understand the fear
might move back to nigeria
>>80001785>Husbands have done itI did not know your mum was Hyacinth Bucket.
>>80001639Needs meat and some kind of sauce
>>80001727got about 4 worried/should catch up/still your number? birthday texts last year.surprised it was that high, had a lovely day in. hoping it's 0 this year, but i reckon i'll still get 1 or 2.
I love driving in the snow
>>80001812>hoping it's 0 this yearbased loner lad, feels nice to not exist
love smoking my own meat
>>80001782Off peak is comfy, but it's annoying when half the places aren't open yet.>>80001786It can be peaceful and relaxing if you are in the right frame of mind.>>80001794They barely even flinch at my retardation any more.
>>80001771no ladI want to go back to Amsterdam to sample some more of Jamaican lettuce but everyone is being their usual prick selves with the "uh ahh i dunno, maybe sometime at somepoint, i dont have a date blah blah blah" Want to go before im back to full time slavery in april but at this rate ill have to go on my own
Want to smoke Poleys meat.
>>80001829Another good thing about going on your own is that you can go to the places *you* want to go to, including places that you don't necessarily want others to know you've been to in Amsterdam...
>>80001800I might get her something like this for her birthday this year. She'd never reverse and turn in the snow (has to reverse off the drive), but I think going forward would be OK. Probably the same as you ~100ft to the clear main road, no hills either.Good on you lad, great job in helping your mum.
>>80001824Ah, if it was a genuine question, then sorry for pointing out the typo, I assumed it was another post trying to put down posters.
>>80001853That is true ladWe had a look around the red lights and the entire time it was just a group of 8 people (all married/couples) all going>Are you not going to knock on a door anon??? hahaThen feel the need to mention to everyone who asked about the holiday "anon DIDNT even get a prozzie!" Wanted to rent a bike and scoot around stoned off my head but no one was up for it
"High gear, low speed." That's the trick the old Top Gear taught me for driving in snow.
>>80001800Sorry, forgot the link to the thing I might get for my mum.https://www.reddrivingschool.com/skid-pan-training-course/
>>80001808this is with lentils as a cheaper protein alternative to meat. would still say go with chicken if you can, but >>80001646if you have spices these ingredients are 'wet' enough you can get by without sauce. cheap table sauces have crept up to over a quid, but cooking sauces (4 portions) are still under.
>>80001858its hard at times, the go to response is usually "nooo anon its fine dont worry about me ill just walk miles in this ice while everyone else drives" refuses to get a taxi, refuses the money for a taxi, wont ask for a lift form anyone etc,If the drive out of your street isn't massively long you could get some road salt from the bins if there is one near by and grit the streetHeard of few councils leaving big piles of grit at community centres for people to take for free
got something in my eye, 2025 is already ruined
>>80001875Everyone deserves a break, even if it's just a weekend in the Scottish Highlands. So are you going anywhere nice?>>80001882Then godspeed lad, try not to end up in a canal.
>>80001818any tips lad? considered just changing my number but then people might notice that, as a change/activity. (made the mistake of deleting Facebook years ago, after years of not using it.)
>ton of snow this morning>not a flake appears to have melted>-6 celcius tonightit's never gonna melt. Don't even get any sun out front.
>>80001885That would be a great idea tbqh anon She should feel much more confident in her driving
>>80001886>cooking sauces (4 portions)Does anyone actually get 4 portions out of a jar? I use hlf a jar just for me each time.
>>80001906same thing happened to me right as i was reading your post. trying to blink it out now. either dust or dandruff/psoriasis. no way i could have prevented this.
Reckon I'll watch "Day after tomorrow" tonight.
>>80001909Fuck me, >Then godspeed lad, try not to end up in a canal.meant for >>80001876
>>80001896There's not really grit boxes around here anymore, a few at Dr's practice's, we're just left to fend for ourselves. No free grit left anywhere, and my council were planning on stopping gritting some roads thus winter, but backed down after a backlash. There used to be farmers that came and helped, but 1 car got scratched once, and tried suing the farmer, so that stopped.
>>80001771trip booked to london already
>>80001911it's getting better lad.>Friday:>A cold start to Friday with sunny spells and the odd wintry shower in the north and west. Cloudier in the southwest with outbreaks of rain, sleet and hill snow.>Outlook for Saturday to Monday:>Slowly turning less cold from the northwest over the weekend. Cloudy at times in the west and northwest with rain and hill snow, but staying drier elsewhere.
>>80001937there's a diverse climatologist married to a white woman and they love each other and have 2 kids. they really want you to notice that.
just want a fat girl to use as a massive blankey and smothercate me to death
>>80001948Im used to cycling with no one else around because UK, over there its just rush hour 24/7 on bikes, being very stoned and having the brakes on the wrong sides sounds like a challenge Ive read that LHD countries have the rear brakes on the right and front on the left , something to do with using hand signals which would 100% put me in a canal kek
>>80001968Going to Harry Potter Land?
>>80001909No, nowhere for me. Went to Wales last year, first holiday in ~12 years. It was really good, with the family (not MY family sprung forth from muh loins, don't have one of those).>>80001913Need to save up, and maybe get my sister one as well, then she's got somebody with her that she knows, probably wouldn't do it if by herself, and I can't drive so can't join in.
they dont have that sushi at my aldiits all chicken and duckminging
>>80002020You might be able to ladIf its on private land you can drive what ever the fuck you want , they probably require you to have a licence anway but you never know
>>80002001I forgot about that. But they all die.
>>80001885>Maximum weight: 18 stone
How easy life must be as a girl with big tits.
>>80002041It needs the person to be able to be somewhat competent, and have basic car control skills. I don't have those skills.
>>80001916for the standard 500g jars (pasta sauce, curry sauce, whatever) i go for a third. want it to coat what i'm eating, not be swimming in it. but yeah 1/4 definitely isn't enough.just daft to me that Asda's own brand pasta sauces are sitting at 69p, when about the same weight in squeezy ketchup is 1.00 now. for rice, protein and veggies, can't go wrong with squeezing or pouring in some sriracha or sweet chilli sauce. but those start out at 2.00 now fucking hell. even those 'Crucials' sauces you see on burger vans, 1.50.
>>80002053Das a shame lad, are you bigger than that? Maybe there's a course for larger lads?
>>80001771I'm going to saudi arabia in May. Might even do some auditing while I'm there
>>80002059I wonder about that. Yeah you get men's sexual attention, but that is not a good thing when you want to be left alone or taken seriously.
>>80002031I tried that aldi sushi, tasted like nothing and all the rice was hard
Seems fun desuhttps://youtu.be/kXCLGGnpY-0?t=138
>>80002076Apparently Italy had a disastrous harvest last year, which is driving up tomato and olive oil prices, more tomatoes in ketchup than in sauces. Can't even get tomato puree in Tesco any more.
>>80002087Doing your traditional British Hajj?
>>80002121if god is willing
>>80002091Being left alone is simple, you just stay home. As for being taken seriously, it really doesn't matter if you're a girl. Girls don't want to be taken seriously, they want male attention. Men want to be taken seriously.
My gf unironically weighs more than me
>>80002178Same. I like 'em chunky.
>>80002178>>80002182Fat wife happy life
>>80002178Must cost a lot feeding this massive units tbqh
>>80002114makes sense, remember that happened with spinach a few years ago (droughts in Spain) but that was all fresh stuff. just couldn't get it or it was expensive.bit shit if it's part of the supply line of longer term cupboard ingredients. was wondering where the cheap tinned tomatoes, possata etc had gone. wheat or potato famine next?
>>80000829Wrong. 0/0 is undefined. It has no value. You can take the limit of 0/x as x approaches zero and use L'Hopital's rule and you would get zero.
>>80002229Looks like you're righthttps://www.google.com/search?q=0%2F0
>>80002210No wife no strife
>>80002218>wheat or potato famine next?Eggs, chocolate and coffee, they are also going up in price due to shortages. World's going mad.
>>80002248Im a physics and maths teacher. Teach A-levels and IB
>>80002251No wife shit life
personally i need a skinny gflike borderline anorexic
No whore, life's a bore
>Be me inna store earlier>Some fat bitch (in her mid-30's or thereabouts) getting accosted by some schizoid strongly smelling of booze>Spends about 10 seconds or so trying to get rid of the guy>Store manager peeks over the corner and asks the bitch whether "everything is alright" (schizoid made a run for it already at that point)>The whole time i'm standing beside these two just focussing on my thang>Later when exiting the store the fat bitch is unlocking her bike, gives me a sad look when i take a side glanceWhat bitch, did you expect me to play white knight for you and risk getting into an alteration with some rando skitzoid? Not. my. fucking. problem. Maybe ask one of your tinder Chad's you're carouselling with to escort you to the shop next time around. God i'm so done with white whores bros lelRoasties keep bitching about "men not being chivalrous anymore" all the time too, but they NEVER ask themselves why exactly this is. Just zero introspective skills and sense of accountability on their part. I hope they keep getting enriched and whatnot tbf
Feel sick after eating aldi sushi
Just found out my ex girlfriend got stabbed. It's the fucking nigger culture in this country lads. This country has gone to the SHITTER by worshipping nigger culture. Look at the adverts. 75% nigger. That's what caused this tragedy.
>>80002138>they want male attention.they want selective male attention. most of my friends have been reasonably attractive women, they constantly get asked for their numbers. i've had three guys ask me for my number in my entire life. and i suspect that's because gay guys are less picky.
He who ingesteth the aldi sushiberg feeleth sick to his stomachshire afterwards
>>80002229i've given you a worked example. can't slice a cake among 0 guests, you just can't have 0 guests.but the sex thing? not having undefined% sex, am i?
>getting accosted by some schizoid strongly smelling of boozewas it you
>>80002310Chefed by the opps
>>80002310why did she get stabbed
>>80002266It is if that's what you want.I'm meant for solo mode. Hopefully one day you find somebody lad.
Almost ended up witnessing a fight on the train earlier as well. One faggot told the other "he's talking too loudly on the phone" and it just escalated from there, the whole carriage was checking this scene out with bated breathThen when i got off some schizoid from god knows where was sitting at the stop and kept loudly babbling to himself (screaming almost), it sounded like complete gibberish but might have been his mother tongue (again, from god knows where) as well ZOG clownworld's fucking wild, shit is getting cuhrazy out there. Imagine being a wageoid and having to endure this shit day in and out without even getting any pussy for your troubles kek
moving to asia i amit way better and way more lushplus they love british men
>>80002340Ching, splash, foot on the gas
It's interesting how many NEETs try to talk down on working only after they've tried to get jobs and failed. Almost like it's a way of coping heh
>>80002359>they love british menThey dont
Society and the accompanying civilizational norms are prolapsing faster than expected apparently, and i cannot help but laff at all of it. It's all so transparent reallyWhen the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. Do they not
>>80002261mental when it's food you've taken for granted as 'cheap basic ingredients' your entire life. guessing salt will never be in trouble, but imagine if it was sugar or something.
>>80002369Drippin red wine when we eat your food
>>80002340She's not involved in gang culture. It's nigger culture that's taken over the UK.>>80002342Just a random senseless attack.
>>80002393She probably fucked his mandem or something
>>80002393She must have been doing something, lad. She's not telling you the whole story. Mans don't get slashed for no reason.
>>80002371course they do matethey do in america toothats why ill be taking a trip to texas xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9_7GcQeiqw
>>80002374>salt will never be in troubleDon't be so sure, salt was once so valuable people used to be paid in it. Problem is our economic system is so fine-tuned that even something minor can cause it to collapse,
>>80002396There is no "mandem" involved. She was stabbed by a white guy.>>80002401She was just on a bus.
... I chiefly blame the clotshot, earff's diminishing magnetic field doing a number on the biosphere and 80 years of ((moneylender)) social engineering for all the clownish shit taking place out there (soiphones burning out people's dopamine receptors play a role too, of course)Straight white competent men of character are the glue holding the whacked-out remains of white civilization together, them and nothing else
Time for a nap desu my lads
>>80002435ckin ell i'll do one too in a wee bittingtonAte too much earlier, i fink
>>80002427Meds ASAP my schizo
Some unemployed spastic in Germany sitting alone all day claiming benefits and believing he's the "glue that holds civilization together"
>>80002424could be one of them incel attackswhat area was it
>>80002452It was in Woolwich
5 mins until I need to head out into the Tundra corr
>>80002418just think the technology and availability of salt makes it safer. chickens could get wiped out by disease, but rocks and the sea don't care about viruses or weather.what gets me is how cheap bananas STILL are. fuckers used to be this mad luxury item from the Caribbean, now every supermarket has piles of them, with surplus crates underneath. who's buying all these bananas? why them and not say, apples?
>>80002496corr put some gloves on mate
>>80002497Never heard anyone angry about other people eating bananas before lad. You need to calm down. You need to calm right down.
>>80002330he smells of mould not booze
>>80002503that was me toning it down, too. i'd say it's less that i'm disappointed in the lower supply and higher cost of other, better fruits. but no, i hate bananas, and those enabling them, and i have to question why.whatever trick it is you're pulling, you could do that for broccoli. FAR more useful, should be more ubiquitous, and yet it's currently hovering at around 70p for a head. cauliflower even more.hard not to suspect bananas, and blame banana consumers.
>>80002497Well there's a disease killing all the banana trees and prices are going up. Soon it may go back to WW2 times where bananas become a rare luxury. Are you happy now?
>>80002558yeah, this is good news.
quitting wankingday 1
Had this pure nice dream about my OG house when I was really wee so I woke up kinda happy nd sad at the same time nd a bit melancholic like need to get on the booze nd start getting in my feelings type of way. So what I did was look up old pics of the street on google and current ones rightmove just 2 remind myself that it's a fucking shithole and always was. But that failed @ first cus there was pics from the 1980s which is more like my mums era nd it actually looked quite kawaii and interesting just bc it's old. But then there was a pic someone took in the 2000s with a bunch of neds doing their middle finger Jojo pose thats more like it. But then I saw my granny's house nd I got wistful again nd i was finking about pokemon too much nd my wee pals house nearby so I had to just remind myself of a string of violent incidents cus actually most ppl wasn't just playing pokemon the thing is I wouldbe been like that anywhere the location doesn't matter. It was a fucking dump. But my mum has good taste in decorating houses so I remember it like quite nice but it only wouldbe been nice if there was like 50% less ppl. I only remember it nice because I was wee. U remember everything nice like that. Nd I never even realised how over populated it was, is. Its like 1 house next to another next to 50 more flat blocks house house house squashed on top of each other I never really saw it that way somehow. Cus I only interacted w/ the same few ppl the other ones were like optional DLC side quest houses that didn't exist in my head but it would be really claustrophobic now. I have to admit though I still got in my feelings a little bit but theres no time for that anymore. There was no good times. Life was always shit we just made the best of shit times nd it was always shit. It was never good. Its an illusion that it was ever good. That's the vibe ive got 2 be on now for my sanity nd the path that lies before us now. Thx
>>80002598bit long mate can you summarise for us?
Thar said I will start drinking before bed tonight I fink just a little bit cus I haven't slept before 10am the past week nd it's driving me loopy now desu
>WHAT ARE ALDI PLAYING AT CHANGING THE PACKAGING OF THE MINCEMEAT NOW I HAVE TO BREAK IT DOWN WITH A FORK A FULL 3 MINUTES EXTRA ADDED TO MY COOKING TIME>WHY DO BOOMERS HATE US
>>80002598morning, crosslid
>>80002600Nostalgia aint what it used to be
Remember when he pretended not to post here for a week
>>80002654Are you quoting me from the last thread from yesterday? Kek. I complained about aldis new mince meat and how its like fucking clay
>>80002500Gloves were put on de lid, cheers. Back in my comfy boxroom now.
>>80002733Aye and a little piss take if that's alright de lad. Just cooking with it now.
Just had sushi from Aldi and its made my stomach feel funny. Ckin ell its put me right off it. Dont think I will be having another for a while lads. The rice was all hard. Having a frozen wizza tonight cba lads.
>>80002746Its fine be me lad I can take a joke. The mince meat is fucking rank. What were they thinking. You spend more time mashing it with a spatula that you do cooking it! Just not right. World gone mad.
>>80002654>>80002733can't you mash it with a potato masher? those metal S-shaped ones.
At least my cold is clearing up 2day for the first time ofc when I say cold I mena I quit codeine suddenly again but I assume its acrually cold too cus I can see my breath in the air nd the house feel like a freezer. I hate mum driving 2 work when its like that. Wish she'd just pack in working like a sensible person.
have any of yous ever been in a play?
>>80002733Not him but, I thought all jewpermarkets did that now. I know said sainsburys does mince in those packs, had to squeeze it out a couple of times. Might purchase a hand crank mincer for at home, just make my own mince.
>>80002724i don't subscribe to the b = x theory, but they just both turned up at the same time trips off. suspect an organised attack by the alphabet mafia.
>>80002774Nah you have to separate it into bits. When it was like it was before how mince meat comes out of the grinder it separates but the new stuff stays in lumps in the pan. Hard to explain but it has the consistency of play doh. Fucking shite.
Need2 work out how to jave a few drinks tonight for my nerves w/o having 20 nd not sleeping. Am aff valium this year so it's au naturale ethanol strictly
Frankie Boyle is a cunt loser. Funniest man in Britain in 2007/2008. Now just a fucking daft cunt
are they vacuum sealing the mince or something?
>>80002821Fame got to his head, many such cases.
>>80002821Yeah he completely went off a cliff and turned into a turbo libtard. Probably the money went to his head.
America colonises Greenland and Canada. Are we next?
>>80002837Fuck I hope so. Get shot of Starmer.
>>80002816fair. i always remember Asda mince being grey and slimy, moved around a bit and was surprised to find it's supposed to be pink and kind of stringy (regardless of fat %).you can stab at the clay mince with a spatula like you have Parkinson's, you're always going to get those mini burgers. mincing the mince isn't even a bad idea.
I worry about the heat death of the universe.
>>80002821He couldn't keep his politics out of his performances.
>>80002826Yes. To cut down on plastic packaging and its made the quality of the meat go down the toilet.
I think its OK bc I didnt drink at all over Christmas new year so am in drink credit. The world, the universe karma fate the country owes me alcohol.
>>80002821supposedly he was never into all the edgier stuff on Mock the Week. just did a couple of jokes and got typecast that way.honestly it all felt so scripted anyway. did my head in.
>>80002854I saw one of those vacuum sealed mince packs in Lidl the other day. Absolutely grim. Put me right off mince. Back to Aldi next week.
>>80002799i was joseph in the christmas nativity, year before i was the donkey
>>80002865>supposedly he was never into all the edgier stuff on Mock the WeekThe edgiest shit he did was on his own TV Tramadol Nights (some of which was funny). Tramadol Nights was when he made the Harvey Price joke. He had complete creative control over that show.
>>80002861Heres a passage for you crossy.
>>80002877Shame that state schools rarely do nativities anymore. Dont do hymns either.
>>80002907Corr I remember singing hymns in primary school in the early 2000s. There was loads of bangers. Give my oil in my lamp keep me burning. Hes got the whole world in his hands And that one where it said I was cold i was naked were you there were you there I was told I was naked were you there. Had all the kids laughing. Funny as.
>>80002907I've a friend who works in a Catholic school and they don't even do the nativity any more. Sad times.>>80002921Good times.
>>80002921In retrospect, Dawkins and Hitchens were absolute fucking bellends tbqh.
>>80002826Yes and it's turning the frogs gay. It not rite.
What was even funnier was seeing the Paki kids not sing the songs about Jesus. They just used to awkwardly sit there because they were probably told not to sing along.
>>80002941I think Dawkins is regretting his role in the current state of society. Too bad, you reap what you sow.
Din dins innabout 20 corr
new thread time soon
>>80002980A bit early for dinner lad?
>>80002991Got another 200 more posts to go lad. Not bloody likely!
Changed my mind. Satanic possession cancelled. Cut a wee valium into an even more wee valium mixed with 2 clonidine. Low blood pressure for me. Better than giving it2 the offies. Forgot I need to be up early tomoro anyway. Helping mum w/ something. Just need to get through this weekend.>>80002941Always were
i'm leaving the UK x
>>80002992Not him but I can't stand late dinner, always get acid reflux if I eat after 7ish.
>>80002992Din dins innabout 30 corr. The fings I do to keep you lads happy.
>>80003016Dinner starts cooking at 6 in our household. Thats the rules.
>>80002971>I think Dawkins is regretting his role in the current state of society. Too bad, you reap what you sow.I think that is true for a lot of boomers. Anyone born during or just after WW2. Came of age in the 60s. Revolution and flower power and weed and premarital sex. Counterculture as it was called then. Richard DawkinsJohn CleeseTwo very much cases in point.
>>80003001300 is the new 500 de lad
>>80002907i remember being one of the shepherds and we had tea towels on our heads. apparently this isn't allowed now, so the shepherds wear stripy tabards with full hoods matching their vests.
>Spaffington: Concluded>Downerburghs: Kicking in >Teefingham: Brushed>Beddingtons: AwaitingWomfy is it not
>>80003036you that 800 posts anon from earlier? stop changing numbers.
You know that a toilet lid isn't just to make the toilet look presentable, it's to close before you flush so that you don't aerosolise all the shit and piss you just shitted and pissed out every time you flush and spray it all around the room. You did know that, right? You don't spray shit and piss particles all over your bathroom and over yourself, right?
ROYAL SNAIL said Im due 3 deliverys today and they still havent come. Fucking shite the lot of em.
Rip d*llycel bant u lasted a day or 2 more than last time, bc I bumped ur thread overnight, for zero thanks nd grand total salary of zero pounds, I did it for free
>>80003060more worried about something like salmonella. not about to spend my life in a HEPA mask scared of surfaces.
>>80003048its only 4 oclock mate
>>80003082>I'm perfectly okay with my entire body, bathroom, toilet, sink, even the walls and floors and windows to be coated with an invisible film of piss and shit particlesAlright then mate.
>go to university course interview>everyone else is 10+ years younger and all women>immediately wash over with creepy fucking loser virgin anxiety>already made up my mind to not study healthcare because of thisI think i'm actually gonna kill myself irl for realz this year, some people are just so viscerally disgusting man.
>>80003060most of the mongs here probably dont even wash their hands
>>80003097yeah, nothing happens. i once had a dog who pooed full-on poos.
>>80003076i don't think d*llycel made that lad since it's d*llycel that shits up the threads and doesn't like poster tags
>>80003012I hear Tokyo is a comfy city to live
you're breathing in pooticles right now
How easy is it to get a council flat when your on bennies/LCWRA/PIP?
>>80003060It's only my piss and shit so no problem lad it's sterile to me
>>80003123got mine in under 4 hours lad just phone them
>>80003119It was, immigrants like Chris Broad and Pewdiepie are ruining it.
>>80003123my brother was on a 3 year waiting list
>>80003169he should have just phoned them lad it worked for me
>>80003097My toothbrush is an arm's length away from the toilet and it's never done me any harm. Imagine being scared of invisible particles lmao ngmi
I went from aff valium this year 2 having a wee wee one but thats still better than booze by far. 4 days in bed demons getting 2 me. Sorry I cant be a saint every day. Nd the fucking post mong put my stuff thru the neighbours door nd am too anxious 2 go over there so ill just take the hit on that. What a life. Well I needed something to make this day less shit than the last 11688 days. O what a life who would even believe me what this life has been who would even listen its a sad story.
>>80003190Imagine brushing your teeth with shit lmao ngmi
dont you have one of them covers that goes on the top of the brush?
brewing a log rn
gettin close to new fred time
>>80003123Pretty easy on disability benefits. You get fast tracked as you are classed as vulnerable. I got offered a flat within 3 months of bidding.
Plus I was aff suicide for so long bt I start 2 weight up continuing like this indefinitely vs death now nd i feel like sexual excitement about dying. I dont even like normal sex. Its not fun to me. Its too serious nd I dont like being touched nd I dont like how ppl act when they're horny like possessed. It's creepy. Obviously I get that way too but I hate it. It feels like ur doing something you shouldn't be doing like it's clearly wrong. So what even is a man that doesn't like sex. Condemned. That's wild.
Right that's the garden sorted and tools put back in the shed. Added some more calciworms to the feeder as well so the birdbros don't go hungry in this frost.
just loosened my load and shut the lid before flushing
>>80003009Crosslad, did you make the twr something lighthouse thread the other day? Had an absolute mental synchronicity, genuinely I was about to post the same edition. Proper mental, but seems we have a mental connection.It me, yer handsome haley husband fren, hello.*waves at you*
Bro is scared of flying shit bits loool
>>80003147>>80003230Good to know. Thanks for the advice.
i keep my toothbrush in my roomdont want shit all over my teeth
i don't like this trip-on, trip-off stuff. are you posting in other threads? why aren't we good enough for you?
ZERE IS POOPY IN MY BASSROOM OH NEIN
>>80003284No that was me lad. I was looking for new lighthouses on a flickr lighthouse group and found that one
>>80003300I like the anonymity of being off trip. Been off for a few weeks now. Sometimes I cant be bothered. Simple as.
i have had other people's genitals inside my mouth.but i'm going to move my toothbrush to the kitchen. just makes sense.
After reading these revelations I'll just shit in the garden and bury it from now on. Not taking any risks.
I specifically tell my mum NOT to clean my en suite because I like the idea of having a film of shit and piss coating everything. It's comforting in a way.
>>80003327Be careful if you're serious. A neighbour reported me for burying things (not shit) and the council got involved
I wonder which post Shippy will use for his epic greentext and classic meme gimmick from this thread. I'm already on the floor just waiting to roll around laughing.
I DONT GIVE 2 FUCKING SHITES MANMY LIFES SHITE ANYWAYBUT IM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH MEAND I SWEAR DOWNIT'S A SWITCHA SWITCH GOES OFF IN ME HEADAND I'M AS STRONG AS A FUCKING OX
>>80003334pretty sure camping types also have all these rules on burying your waste. it's got to be in specific places, at specific depths.
>>80003334I can just imagine the council wagies digging up piles and piles of of my shit.
>>80003330You have an en suite bathroom? Ckin ell we have a Tory voter over here.
Lot of ppl letting me down today. Post mong, doctor. Its OK. Diazepam melting in2 my muscles rn nd ill go tk bed again soon. Finking 1 day I go to sleep wake up somewhere else this whole life was a bad dream.
>>80003345>A SWITCH
>>80003356The postman has wronged me as well mate. FUMIN I am. 3 deliverys due today and now I will have to wait an extra day! Just not right.
>>80003360SSM playing a mario game going bing bing wahoo. Or a Pokemon game at his age. Kek. Would be fucking hilarious. Did he ever upload a video where hes playing it?
>>80003284Nah wasnt me but it was a nice 1.<3>>80003307Good stuff on flickr i was looking @ old city buses before. Nd the old style camera filter make it more kino. But they were clearly from the 90s 00s nd at the bottom it said like photo taken 2019 and shit. That was annoying me. They javent been around since nineteen canteen nd they're just lying to my face it was a few yrs ago. It's very important information. Those old kino photos are 4x more kino when u have a date it was taken that isn't made up drivel. Bht i can't complain too much its better than nothing.
>>80003385Ssm waiting on switch 2 for 4k recurded mario
>>80003307It was absolutely mental, I don't expect anyone to believe it happened, rare it happening even, but I honestly had the exact same edition. The image was different (had a different filename).Mental.
>>80003385Nah dont think he ever used it. Said he sold it to Helen
Nd fun fact the owner of flickr made a video game w/ katamari damacy designer that flopped but it turned into Slack the wagie app later on. Ppl forget thisnstuff
>>80003394am i 4k recurding?curse i am and im on ya tellyam i on ur tellycurse i am and i always will be on ur 4k telly arent iaren tiand i am arent i
>>80003407did you play it? it was called glitchdont see anyone ever talk about it but it was brilliant
ugh i want to get pissed so badly but not allowed because im doing dry january
>>80003387Yeah had fun in the past looking at pics on flickr of my hometown from the 80s and 90s.>>80003399Is a bit mental lad. I only make lighthouse freds that haven't been done before (I check on desuarchive first)
>>80003360Wow, does he still have it?
Actually unreasonable how cold it is I thought it was just me@ first nd its -7c tomoro lel
>>80003407go ask your neighbour for your stuff, crossy don't be a p*ssy
>>80003449Turn the heating up maybe? Please tell me you have a job and can afford to heat your home.
>>80003437It was the 2nd edition I'd tried, as the first (muckle flugga) wasn't original.
>>80003449Stepdad will be warm cuddling and shagging with your mother
Blood on Feel Street as the war between the Aldi Army and the Lidl Legion escalates after the death of a Big 'Pu wearing Lidl colours on Monday. Apustajan Community Leaders are calling for an end to the violence but hatred between the two factions continues to grow as reprisal attacks shock Feelshire.
>>80003502done shopping at alditoo low quality for memy body is my temple
>>80003449Ooh its a lot colder up there. Stay warm crossy.
4chins twoll is not happy
Heating should be free. It's a basic need.
>>80003500>muckle fluggaWasn't me. Must be another lighthousebro in britfeel
is it true that fannies freeze shut during winter
Snow is fairly chucking it down.The weather manny says Its gunna be double digits next week though. Let's go.
matched with a cute black tranny on tinder
>>80003607Doesn't really matter with blacks. Once the women take their wigs off they look like men anyway,
>crosslad gives out his birthdate in a convoluted way>cba to do the maths to figure out when to get him a presenti would say i make an effort for all my frens but that would be lying
>>80003571No because you still talk. Wish you would shut up in winter ya fanny.
>>80003502bloody peasant rabble
GP popping me back 2 psychiatrist. So theyre not angry at me after all. She was actually really nice. If only every1 was that nice. Still I fink ill take it seriously this time nd try my best this year. I think its positive vibes still.>>80003420Never played it lad pnly know it from katamari
>>80003352I often taken a shit down the allotments. Just leave it lay on the ground. Too fuckin cold now.
>>80003673My wife's arse is always freezing when she gets in bed. Fuck knows why. Fanny is warm on the inside though.
>>80003453I might do when the diazepam kick in properly. Just don't remember if it's a junkie bampot neighbour or nice 1 nd I dont want no trouble
>>80003493Its well up now. Its my mums house but I help out. I got my back on the radiator. Double lush.>>80003501She's not into that stuff
Didn't follow my own advice and bought MORE 4Ks.>the sting>cool hand luke>monty python's meaning of lifePhwoar, it lush.
Am glad every GP I seen since agreed that psychiatrist was a mong nd basically trying to kill me. Its not easy 2 say this "the psychiatrist was trying to kill me" nd be taken seriously but I word it differently nd they agree with me. So it's not my imagination.
>>80003739Thats 12,000 pixels total on ur telly. WHAT an experience
>>80003740>but I word it differently nd they agree with meHow do you word it then?
Any other lads here twinkmaxxing? My food today:>coffee for breakfast>slice of toasted sourdough with small fried egg on for lunch>cup of tea>cup of coffee with one biscoff>dinner will be a fried salmon strip with a small side of rice and peasFeeling very happy with my body progress.
>>80003756I'm a fucking shopaholic, lad. Getting a bit grim. Going to need new shelves again already.
>>80003724>She's not into that stuffBut he is
>>80003640Its not xact just the years in days. It wouldve been cooler 2 do it your way.
>>80003724>She's not into that stuffhow would u know that
>>80003607hope it works out mate
>>80003757I just need 2 tell them what med he decided to randomly stop that id been on for 10 years nd no other doctor in that time ever had a problem with it but I mentioned to him once I got palpitations one night nd he said lrts get you off this med then which is mostly known for bringing ur heart rate DOWN aka I would get worse palpitations off it possibly heart attack death. When i ssid that shes like that "that dont make any sense that he did that" nd am like aye i know. So they grt the picture that i wasnt just moaning for no reason. It would br like if u had a cold nd doctor goes ok lets get you OFF paracetamol tjats bad for colds.He was trying to murder me in cold blood.
>>80003770get some butter down you
>>80003770>line of cocaine>milky coffee>more cocaine>iced coffee (using leftover coffee)>bit more cocaine>feel sick>sick up milk like a baby>decide not to have more cocaine>two more lines>valium to balance it outcalories in, calories out, anon.
Am sorry but if its mental health I only want 2 see women. I can't talk to men about that stuff. Sorry its my trauma. If I've got a sore head ill see a guy but no more talking about my wee feelings with random men. That's gay nigga
>>80003679for me? wortnum and wason, delivered straight to the keep
Only good 1 was the CPN guy that told me to quit my job nd get on pip bht looking back that was kind of crazy that he did that. He said when we get home send an email to your job that you're resigning then ring this number nd get a pip form. It wasnt a suggestion he told me to do it. Well shouts out though.
Just spaffed another 40 quid on the limited edition Ginger Snaps box set I thought was out of print. CORRRRRRR.
>>80003895>wasnt a suggestion he told me to do itshouldn't take advice as orders, crossy. stop and think if it's actually best for you
But GP was like that apart from ur mum why not try go outside nd see people you know lol like who? We're just in a different existence. Thats OK though not her fault. I have 1 online fren that lives in England. I don't know a single soul otherwise that didn't stab me in the back nd abandon me already years ago. Thats just how I roll 97% introverted INFP life.
how is a beast like me still a virgin
>>80003941Aye true I was in a what do u call it mindset,,impressionable nd like "if a doctor said so it must be legit" If it was today now am based nd redpilled would be a diff story
Double eggs on toast. Tube of pringles. 2 doughnuts and rocky bar.
Noting 4 future reference
completely utterly repulsive
>>80003988Im taking 60mg of fluoxetine lad. Makes you tired as fuck though. I hope it works out for you.
oooohaaahget a sniff of that
alright there youtubersive just joined chaturbateits a website where you can masturbate off while you chatmy name is seasidemark on chaturbatesome nights im gonna go on there play around with my fucking penciland pencil all around the fucking roomget me fucking pencil out and fucking sharpen itill be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week live on camerai dont give a fuck meill get my fucking pencil outand ill write what i like
The beginning of a life well lived...https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/jgGChDrqZ_IDfjjeq0QJog/
>>80004085now that is what i call lush
Do any of you lads use YouFibre?
>>80004069All those chaturbate streams are lost now. It's not right.
>>80004018Thx it didnt do much last time but a few yrs ago it really worked well so ill be optimistic
Mongs like crossy shouldnt be on benefits desu they should be on cyanide
no more sharpening my pencilive quit
No Jerkin' January going well.
>3 hot meals a day, cooked for you.>All the sex you could ever want.>Get to go tuck shop for snacks>Can get an education.>Hit up a free gym.>Do them programmes.Seems pretty lush.
I was just creased cus I only did the test for a support group mong 2 wagie course nd the turbo wagie woman running it clearly was hoping for every1 to be extroverted ESTJ types she just looked @ me like ": /" don't know what she was expecting. I gave up on trying neway cus covid lockdowns started shortly after which wasn't my fault was it. Yea suddenly it was like "ok u can chill out now take it easy, it new normal" nd I was in my element nd then suddenly covid just ended 1 day apparently everyone got an email saying aye covid been cancelled were on the old normal again now let's pretend none of this even happened weird I never got it maybe in my spam folder
I deserve infp wife for cuddles nd sexo
>>80004298Was **** infp?
>>80004279no point working wagie job is therefucking joke 40 hours a week for 20k a yearrather kms
Am thr critical drinker. Am east coast. Am a bad boy. I drink whisky. Barman. Whisky ON THE ROCKS neat. NO ICE. I'm a drinker. I knock back thr hard stuff Am a cowboy. Am johnny cash. Am watching a film nd it's shite. Am a rebel. Am hunter s thompson. Am gruff voice. I wear boots am drinking whisky. Am john lennon. Am a youtuber I saw a film nd it was shite woke shite everything is shite. Subscribe my channel. Am living on the edge. Am hard boiled. Am james dean. I saw new star wars total shite. Am drinking whisky.
>>80004374no fan of critical drinker, lad? yeah, his gimmick got stale
>>80004319Nope INTP. Just like me but logical nstead of emotional.My online fren is INTP too. Seems like a much easier way 2 get through life. I get on w/ ppl like that. We're different enuff to bounce off but same enuff to agree on what matters. Smth like that.
>>80004374It's like beard oil men, innit.
>>80004392To be desu ivr only seen like 1 video just some drivel that popped in my head. But I dont like that accent every scot affects when they want 2 be understood by youtube americans. Maybe its just where he's from but it annoys me. Sure hes a cool guy.
On the rocks. NEAT. THE HARD STUFF. I wouldnt mind some myself. Baileys though. Well the night is young.
Palace aides fire, lads. Charles has gone on a rampage.
Oh aye thats the good stuff. Twin flame shit. Too bad. Fuck it going 4 a nap.
>>80003811haha cheers Manx.
>>80004546no men should be infp. the world is too cruel
tindertrans said I was handsome x
>people without a homeFreezing on the streets>people without a visaFeet up in a stately home
>AHHHHHH travel lodges are helping those in need arghh!!!!!
going to bed soonish
might have some cock in my mouth this year 2025 shaking up rather fucking good so far my lads x
>>80004609English winters aren't even that bad lmao. It gets about as cold as -2c on the worst winters.There are people fleeing the worst persecution and chuds literally throw their toys out their pram and have a melty cos Mo got put up in a Bed and Breakfast.
What keeps you coming back here day after day night after night?
>>80004677Boredom and depression de lid. You?
>>80004677Seaside Updates. Bacon Mutty Times. American and Italian Nights. Raves down Sandford Lane, little Eclair snacks, talking with the other Seaside Soldiers, reflecting my life whilst keeping everything positive and spiritually minded with them whilst administering guidance so we all can live the best Seaside Life
Thin but long cock
>>80004677Habit i think. Once you do something daily for a long period of time it becomes a routine. That and I share the same interests and lifestyle that most people here have. Wanting to seek others to have things in common with I guess.
>>80004661childMOlesters
why is HHL so much less mopey than crossy?
Just wish the Spice Frogs would do one last tour, my Brit Pop obsessed Apu won't stop talking about them
>>80004772HHL has a great life, no need to be mopey
>>80004546I'm INFP-T me>>80004589Blessing and a curse
>>80004786Really like this one. Thanks lad.
>>80004819NSTP-T here. No idea what any of it means.
>>80004846It would help if I remembered to add the image..
Awww yea lads the mrs is in the shower which means we're shagging tonight. Fucking get in thereeeeee.
get in there dee lats
>>80004854reckon she'll just go straight to bed
I post here sometimes as anonymous and nobody knows it's me
>>80004846>>80004853I also don't really know what it all means, but the description of mine does describe me, and guessing yours will describe you.It's fascinating stuff, psychology and astrology and the like. Berry interdasting.
>>80004392he's an annoyin babyman
>>80004915That's the good thing about being anon, just blend in with everyone else.
>>80004915>and nobody knows it's mewe know
Greggs has fallen.I remember when you could get four for a quid.It not RIGHT. We being priced out of our own homeland.
>>80005036never knew it was more expensive to sit inbit silly int it
Anytime I go to Greggs the coffee machine is broken. Useless sacks of shit.
>>80004772HHL is the UK chairman
I love when it's cold for a week cause I get a 25 quid payment. Bring on the cold I say.
heard that spacca have started putting apu refugees from finland in the local travelodge. utter woke bollocks
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I have famously never been to Greggs
>>80005158The female ones are selling their arses for pretty cheap. Already fucked a few of them. Might try and lure one to my house and lock her up as a sex slave.
>>80005154Kek. I remember being granted that Christmas bonus shite ever since I got awarded PIP. 10 fuckin quid.
new fred gone upand its a lush edition>>80005205
Going for a nap lads. Im fuckin knackered. Only for an hour though. Not going to bed now like a toddler I will end up waking up at 2am.
>>80005199LMFAO mate they're riddled with frenorrhaea and frenital warts. Horrible things.
>>80005235Just stay up for two more hours then go to bed at a normal time and you'll be fresh as a fiddle for your job at 9am.
