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A thread for the (((chosen people))) of /r9k/
Struggle Snuggle Edition
>how do I know if I'm a robot?
Score 140+ points on this test:
https://robot-general.neocities.org/quiz
or don't because tests are gay

Basic rules:
>be nice, don't argue with anyone
>ignore and hide bait/hostile posts

This thread is NOT for:
>flexing your test score
If you think you belong here, just start posting
>3DPD filth discussion
This includes inceldom and complaining about 3DWhores
>SILLY BILLIES
The bare minimum we ask from the posters is to not be a sex haver and get at least 100 points on the test. As for everyone else, remember that you're a plague on this board and we kindly request you to leave. There are A TON of websites made for normgroids like you and this is not one of them.
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Gomen ne! Previous thread >>80023292
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i have sex a lot and it feels good
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oooh yaaay cunny general back at it again. cunny cunny honey bunny money punch me in the tummy dummy. Pedos unite.
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>>80061535
IT's funny by the way that the woman's thread is just a bunch of circlejerking vapid nonsense, and the male thread is a bunch of pedophiles posting lolis and how much they wanna bang them. At least that's what I imagine each of those threads is about I've never read any of them.
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>>80061546
>At least that's what I imagine each of those threads is about
>I've never read any of them
So confident you are about being wrong!
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>>80061188
stop thinkinga bou sex
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>>80061520
describe your last sex
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Bump. In the future I'll avoid suggestive OP images if this is how normalfags react. Like moths to the flame...
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>>80061836
If these threads aren't about cunny then I'm disappointed. Truly /r9k/ is worse off than I thought. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Me and my cunny will go elsewhere. We are destined for great things.
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>>80061520
You the kind of person that sees a child and actually steals their candy. S m h
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>>80062024
NTA but that's just Manifest Destiny. Candy belongs to the victor.
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2025 is my year
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>>80062677
I don't expect much to change for me in the next couple of years but for right now I'm trying and that's good enough for me. Maybe I'll finally be blessed with a girl who likes me? In the meantime I've got my beloved loli girls.
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>>80061994
oh yah they like it a lot, you cant really make a thread on this board if your image isnt porn or cropped porn
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do robots hate trannies
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>>80063230
I do, but I also suspect there's some overlap between robots and trannies, and I know there's overlap between autists and trannies, and it's likely that many robots are autists, so...
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>>80063479
trannies are also playing life on the very hardest difficulty, why do you dislike them anon?
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>>80063523
Because they choose to annoy me.
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>>80063549
i guess they can be a bit annoying sometimes, sometimes i wonder if they can be robots as well
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>>80063558
You know who else annoys me? Lolicons who say short women are lolis and when you tell them no, lolis are girls who resemble young girls, they flip their shit and call you an "anti." Low IQ shit.
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>>80061188
>There are A TON of websites made for normgroids like you and this is not one of them.
Any website where normgroids can congregate is a website made for normgroids. You can't actually do anything to keep us from chilling here. The best you can do is hunker in this particular thread and ignore us, something that you've fallen flat at even attempting considering you seethed so hard in the OP.

>As for everyone else, remember that you're a plague on this board
But Prospero called to him a
thousand healthy, happy friends, and with them went far away to live
in one of his palaces. Surely here they could forget the Red Death.
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>>80063573
ah sorry, ive kept the thread on page 1-2 for too long, if posting gets too fast you get unsavory anons
dont you get tired of discussing stuff like that anyway anon? its not like you only like short women so the stuff you like will never be socially acceptable either way
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>>80063584
Quit posting ugly faggots in the thread. I didn't write any of that, I just copied what was in the last thread's OP and took some creative liberties.
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>>80063573
I remember all the people justifying how lolis weren't children by saying "oh, sorry, are petite women not allowed exist?"
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>>80063597
For me it's either a true loli or an oneesan with big mommy milkers. Let's he honest, nothing on this board is socially acceptable and the only reason people freak out about lolis because the IRL counterpart is very bad. They think liking drawings means you're scum who would force yourself on a defenseless child. I just like cute anime girls desu.
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>>80063602
You also get foids saying "but that's my body type :(" and the character is someone like Konata from Lucky Star.
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>>80061994
Why would you care what normalfags think or do?

Anyway I'm 130 on the test. I only barely pass because I was blessed. Good genes, family had money and they took pity on me, 6ft+, etc. When it comes to things I'm responsible for, I'm an utter failure.
>>80063523
The problem with trannies is that they choose to make it their identity. I'm talking to you right now, are you a tranny? I have no idea. Am I one? You have no idea. That's how it should be.
It's one thing to be noticed / clocked / whatever IRL, there's not much you can do about that. But they need to shut up about it online. If they did, they wouldn't annoy people, catch flack, or anything of the sort.

>>80063573
Lolis somehow became a status thing (fucking how?) and so people are trying to edge into it to feel included despite not actually liking the subject material in the first place.
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>>80061188
What a general to wake up to... Thanks for baking but um
>(((chosen people)))
We're not jews!
>picrel
It's a bit problematic because 1) it could get us nuked 2) it makes me horny
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>>80063639
Lolis may be stylistic representations of girls, but lolis are only 2D. 3D would not be called loli in my vocabulary. I get that Japan uses it differently maybe, but we're not discussing this in Japanese so it's a moot point.

btw I have a question for the thread.
>The bare minimum we ask from the posters is to not be a sex haver and get at least 100 points on the test.
I had a gf (and sex) once upon a time, but it ended so terribly I legitimately lost all subjective memories of it, probably as a psychological cope or something, hell if I know. All I retained was that it happened, much like I know June of 5 years ago happened but I can't recall what happened then either.
By your own autistic standards would you count that?
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>>80063661
Fun fact I still haven't taken the test and I never plan to lol
>I have no idea. Am I one? You have no idea. That's how it should be.
Great point, I have nothing else to add.
>Lolis somehow became a status thing
I never thought about it like that but yeah it's the nonconformist types who envy the spotlight.
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>>80063675
>could get us nuked
Why? /r9k/ isn't a SFW board.
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>>80063661
its fine anon, i always thought youd scord higher even with good genes but maybe not
i know people dont like trannies much, so ive been hesitant to even bring up the topic for most of the time /rg/ has been around, i guess that's probably thanks to not being autistic, which a lot of members from both groups are
im sure there are a lot of feelings unique enough to trannies that even if one were to not say anything about being one, itd be pretty obvious as well
some people are very annoying about it, but i think for most its just a mental illness akin to agoraphobia or depression
i wont talk about such a topic much longer anyway
>>80063710
jannies frequently delete cropped or censored loli as well
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>>80063675
It's cropped to show nothing but be merely suggestive so I think it'll be fine.
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>>80063716
>its fine anon, i always thought youd scord higher even with good genes but maybe not
The test is like golf though lol, lower scores are "better" i.e. more normie.
I didn't want to make it about me though, I tend to just post that kind of a thing as a reminder to robots that the idea of "If was just taller", or "if I was more handsome then I'd be someone!" isn't exactly the truth. In fact quite a few people have all the right "blessings", such as looks, connections, money (from family, i.e. unearned) that they can't point out anything easily identifiably wrong, but still end up killing themselves. You'd see it a lot in California among the upper crust. Half of those were drug overdoses so maybe not necessarily suicide, but I would remark otherwise if they were using drugs as an escape from whatever.

>some people are very annoying about it, but i think for most its just a mental illness akin to agoraphobia or depression
It's definitely a mental illness of sorts. The more self aware ones recognize it as such; but even the non self aware ones utilize it in the language they unwittingly use, such as "dysphoria". Body dysmorphia is textbook mental illness when applied to every other kind, be it amputating the leg or the highschool girl who's anorexic for whatever reason.

Unrelated new topic though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3PAVZ1vSkk
What was the last VN you played? And would you recommend it to others?
Link related. I played ATRI: My Dear Moments a while ago. And it really strung at the heart strings and brought some tears to the eyes. 10/10 I would definitely recommend it for a bittersweet experience.
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>>80063710
I've been careful with what I post ever since this thread >>78971246 got nuked. The OP image was deleted too despite being very subtle...
>>80063723
Let's hope so. It's frustrating having to hold back so much
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>>80063699
>By your own autistic standards would you count that?
Personally I don't care, if you're a modest, open and considerate person then your past as a normalfag shouldn't matter, you just don't bring it up or brag about it like normalfags usually do.
The main reason I despise normalfags is because most of them are awfully shallow and have this sort of herd mentality that makes them really obnoxious.
>>80063716
>i know people dont like trannies much
I am racist, homophobic and transphobic, but ironically. In the same way I hate normalfags for resembling cattle and having no thoughts of their own, I dislike people who rely too much on their identity and try to push their agendas on others. If you're a modest tranny, then I have no reason to hate on you. Anyone is free to do whatever they want with their life as long as it doesn't affect or harm other people. Do you pass?
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If there are any robots willing to play Wildrift with me, only then will I bother with reinstalling it.
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When the time comes, are robots ready to fight against the forces of darkness?
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>>80064558
I dislike pvp games so not me, sorry
>>80064721
I don't think I am, what do these forces look like?
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>>80064721
I don't think us robots have the capabilities of fighting against anything that requires leaving our rooms.
>>80061994
I mean I scored over 150 on the test and I also dislike loli and shota for the "normal" reasons (albeit I'm not gonna demonise someone for it or cancel them outright.) I think it's a bad look for all robots to be labelled as lolicons too, since it will make normalfags demonise us and make our suffering/hardship mute in their eyes. You don't see anyone showing child molesters any sympathy, do you? (That is how normalfags view lolicons/shotacons, even if it's not 100% true.)
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>>80065375
Child molesters don't deserve sympathy but I see your point. I don't know who originally started these threads but I can see the loli posting becoming less of a main focus and moving into the quiet established thread culture in the future.
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>>80065375
>it will make normalfags demonise us and make our suffering/hardship mute in their eyes
Why should I care about a normalfag's worthless opinions on an anonymous imageboard? It's actually a good thing if they stay away from us for such superficial reasons, that was the plan from the very start.
>>80065424
>I can see the loli posting becoming less of a main focus
It already hasn't been the main focus for a while, but the reminders are still good at filtering retards like #80061546.
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>>80065709
Because normalfags are like 90% of the population? They control and affect us all the time. What a normalfag thinks does not matter that is correct, but to say they don't have a huge influence over the world is absurd, and last time I checked we live in the same world as them.
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>>80065750
We'll keep posting sexy lolis until enough of them sperg out about it that something happens.
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>>80065750
Anon, I don't go around IRL telling people that I'm a lolicon and post on 4chan...
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>>80065832
Yea, that is what I am worried about, that something bad will happen, and that all robots will be labelled as pedophiles.
>>80065841
Read the post above yours.
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>>80065906
Nothing ever happens. And I'll say it again, these aren't pedo threads, they never were, never will be. We toned it down with the loliposting as well, so that's also not a problem anymore.
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>>80066136
Kinda bored of arguing now so yea you're probably right, you are misunderstanding my point regardless so it doesn't matter much.
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>>80065906
Haha lol is all I have to say. Oh nooooo, the 4chan-coined term "robot" will become synonymous with pedophiles! Normalfags already think of this place as the racist pedophile website so your concern is wasted.



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