Linuxchads report in! edition(I use Arch myself x)
>>80069749I say this without a hint of hyperbole: linux users are some of the most insufferable twats on the entire internet.
We have reached that time when I'm thinking of wanking
>>80069785What's stopping you? Just load up blacked and get cranking.
minimalist window manager, give it a nice colour scheme, add some toolbar, make your terminal emulator SLIGHTLY transparent, find a monospace font nobody else is using, set the text to another nice colour scheme.screenfetch, scrot, upload. then spend 99% of your time in a web browser just like everyone else.
Me? All my subtitles are included on my DVDs and Blu-rays.Another anon is right though VLC had a nice search feature. Worst part is finding the exact version so it lines up.Even worse if a film has a few lines of forrun dialogue (like that one Star Trek film) and you can find the subtitles just for that one part.
I'm on mint and don't program.Hardly chad by /g/ standards.
>>80069814Lol, it's beautiful isn't it?But I think you might be projecting a little bit, lots of people use computers for more than just internet browsing. Hell some normies literally just use like three sites - instagram, youtube and tiktok.
Even the cute, unassuming girls are utter used up whores now by the time they 19, getting all their holes fucked relentlessly by Chads and taking litres of semen on their faces, tongues and lips. You will NEVER find a genuinely qt, nice, virgin girl. It's officially over.
>>80069823those are usually what the 'forced' subtitles are.i remember back in the day with codec packs and all that, SOME fansub groups would set the languages wrong. jpn fansubs for the jpn audio track, i guess their logic was.
>>80069844Normies don't use computers they do all that on their phone, lad.
All aboard the Spunkelby Shuttle to Spaffington IV.
>>80069883Yeah but even getting the forced file is a pain in the arse. I remember searching for fucking ages for the subtitles for Stargate, the part where they meet the aliens for the first time and they're talking gobble the gook.
Mr Hands
>>80069921That the lad who got fucked by a horse aye?
https://youtu.be/fY1Q4lk5jgw?t=712>hundred quid for thisgrim
>>80069844even those ought to be>picture viewer>media player>media playerbut we let this happen. did away with Flash and embedded QuickTime players and that, then companies just reinvented them.what gets me is open source nerds moving to Discord. not their own Discord server (in the IRC sense) with their choice of client, Discord.
>>80069904one of my apus begged to go to the outer colonies only to do fuck all when he got there
>Only country in the world where even on a mundane street like mine you can walk down the street and get Indian, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Thai, America, British, Malaysian and Mexican food lol. That's what's great about living in Britain
there used to be a chippy near me but it shut.
>>80070059>Indian, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Thai, America, British, Malaysian and Mexican foodAll cooked by indians and africans! Just watch out for the yooves milling around.
>>80070011The DWP's influence doesn't much extend out there so they just use it to womf around, when they finally get a new appointment at the jobcentre they just move out of the system.
>Cheeeeeese! Petril!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8
well fuck the new britpol looks like britfeel
>Hot Stuff Burritos>Yee-Haw! Burgers>Heavenly Desserts>all inside the same unit in an industrial estate.
>>80069904Think we will see space travel like trips to the moon and shit within our lifetimes?
>>80070149Why for does thou think that is the case?
We've not been to the moon for over 300 years, what makes you think they want to go back?
BANNING CROSSTHREAD POSTING
>>80069946Imagine it and becoming internet famous for it
>>80070160dont know lad i was just saying thats what it looks like compared to the last one
>>80070149It's not much different>personality #1-#10 All screeching LOOK AT ME.
How easy is it to get on bennies with autism?
>>80070274Easy than for normals, autismos can get somebody to fill out the forms for them.
Should have made 2 crisp sarnies
Bang tidy sale on Signal One Entertainment Blu-rays. They're probably going out of business as no new releases in the pipeline. Shame.I feel there will be a physical media resurgence as all these streaming companies are losing money (other than Netflix and Amazon).Ah well, all good things come to an end and I'll just have to transition to streaming when the time comes.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80056772/#q80058590>Millennials still using zoomer synonymous w/ "the youth" as if zoomers arent pushing 30 now nd zoomers just going along with it cus they desperately want to still be "the youth"Not wrong
>>80070366Thats a good haul lad.
Watching goggleslops and they say singers like pineapples. I've got a pineapple suncatcher ffs, fucken pervs ruining it.
SWINGERS YOU STOOPID PREDICTIVE WANKER
>>80070389I've seen Houdini and Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane before. Both good films.
>>80070372How many zoomer males regret putting things in their bums?
It gives me great anxiety thinking about the death of physical media. Probably because deep down I know my collection is a waste of money and time. Shieeeet.Still, vinyl seems to be doing well. Very expensive though, even more than 4K Blu-ray.
>>80070517There's too much media nowadays to collect it physically. Gone are the days when people would watch 5 TV programs and have a collection of films on VHS in the corner with no internet in the house.
>>80070517that's because vinyl is analog while your dvds are the exact same 0s and 1s I can download off the internet for free
>>80070517Do you buy things and treat them as an investment, of buy them to enjoy? If the latter, then you didn't waste anything, if the former then your investment will grow.
Off to the seaside on Saturday, corr. Hoping for an interesting find, if I'm able to beach comb.
>>80070559True but I mostly buy older stuff anyway. I wanted to watch the Cleopatra film for ages, it was on my Disney+ watchlist and when I finally got around to it they removed it. Now I own it on DVD and can watch when I want.>>80070601Yeah but a lot of people don't want to store large files on harddrives that are expensive. I get what you mean though and some people are happy doing that.
Just fartedI fink
>>80070832Put your finger up your bum, then pull it out and smell it. See if it smells of farts.
Garn watch youtubes in bed am finking
>>80070970i want revenge manmy life's shite anywayand i swear downit's like a switcha switch goes off in me headand im as strong as a fucking ox
Asked my sister if she could please be a bit more discreet while shagging her friend. She got upset and said I've been spying on them. Fuck that. Told her they're so loud when fucking that even mum can hear them. Daft cow thinks no one can hear them. Set me right off she did. Then asked her if she takes it up the arse too and she went mental cursing and yelling that it's none of my fucking business. True that it is none of my business but now I know she does. Fucking whore. Wish I could move to another room further away from hers.
>>80071108Thank you I appreciate that. I was the lad who asked you to ask her if she takes it up the arse. You're a gent. I'm happy to donate ten pounds to a charity of your choice.
im seaside crazy!i keep using seasidemark catchphrases in front of my family, they think im bonkers
>>80069867The casting couch performer guy isn't a Chad though. He's hung asf for sure but not a Chad
What do you call the big fat guy who does porn? He gets some proper hotties. Apparently they all love working with him. Mad.
kinell lads brit/pol/ is shite now innit
>>80071373Haven't went there in months what makes it shit? They still spamming about some lad named Josh?
Wayne Static of Static X died over 10 years ago. Mad.
>>80071377Aye same old josh shit and sucking each others cocks
anyone got some soundspacker-style cat pics to share?
>technology board, huh?>expect engineering>it's just programmingTHIS IS NOT TECHNOLOGY YOU FUCKERS. IT'S JUST A LANGUAGE.
went out stalking tonight and nearly got caught, was a massive adrenaline rush desu and cant wait to do it again
>>80071525What did you stalk lad?
>>80071555people lid, well mostly one person but was two before they split up
Just took a small detour to spafftown did i not
>>80071790did you? well you did, didn't you? you did...didn't you?
Looks like the fucking download just reset at 90% after loading for 5 hours lol, might be a bug though who knowsCan't be arsed anymore for today
Funny day today.Did some cash in hand work for someone new I'm seeing, this lady had a rather nasty car crash and because of back injuries struggles to clean her house properly so I'm helping by moving a lot of stuff to a garage that she uses for storage.What she didn't tell me is that her neighbour is a gay with a thing for younger men. He followed me out the block of flats and struck up a conversation with me. Walking about 100 yards, when he reached the garages he didn't seem to do anything. Just asked what I was doing and struck up a conversation. It was clear when I knew the context he was sniffing around after me.>>80069749I've lied about using it on CVs when I get a new PC I'll probably use Mint.
I decided to do some google searches about someone i knew that passed away only to find someone else of the same name that died in a weirdly similar way
>>80072008also in the same year i meant to add
Me swinging some retard into a post Mario 64 style.
Get shanked up bruv. This Seaside Army. You not messing with rookies. You're finished blud, get merked like hay - bop!
Call me a ragamuffin again bludting I dare you.
Debian 12 on my nearly twenty years old laptop.
quite bad indigestion now lads
What's the point now? I'll be 40+ if I managed to get a qualification and even then it would be many more years to get to a good point in a career. I'll still be alone.
or maybe a heart attack, about time my luck changed desu
>>800720833 synchronicities in a row ending with ur post here which i only even saw bc the first two was so mental i snapped out of bed a minute ago to make a cuppa,,very nice energy in the air now, feelnlike an owl
>>80072346The game is free de lad if you want to indulge sum brutal fights. Its Half Sword on steam. Make sure you sign up for the playtest.
Fucking Hell, lads. Comic Books are a minefield. Getting into my head and figuring out all the different concurrent series featuring my favourite heroes. Marvel Unlimited and DC Universe Infinite are a big help for sorting.
>>80072487I immediately lose interest in any setting that starts to indulge in 'multiverses' and 'time travel'. Plus every 'hero' is written by a different person. Absolute dogshit, would rather read a novel.
>>80072512I've learned, especially with the older long running series it's best to just pick an era and read in order. For example the original Iron Man series ran from late 60s to mid 90s. Pre silver age is boring as fuck so either start from silver age (1970) or modern age (1985). This is easier with DC because they rebooted in 1985 and continued straight through until 2011 where they rebooted again. It's all fucked! There's like 3 or 4 concurrent superman titles in the 90s too.
>>80072534That's a good way to look at it actually... but you're right; it still sounds completely fucked and that is exactly why I can't gel personally with the comic books. Some of the characters are cool but often there's several variations of them from several different timelines and it's all too silly/overwhelming. Then on top of that, a lot of these older editions/versions are products of their time and suffer from predictability but maybe I'm wrong.
>>80072512Same with me, I prefer a nice 3 act set of arcs in a film or novel over something that's dragged out. Always been fond of the way old Doctor Who told one story per episode and that was that. Lots of series do it but Who's the only one that comes to mind that has the kind of pace I like.I like knowing something is definitely over. We're never getting a "Goodfellas 2" and that's why I like it.>>80072487Glad I never really got into comics or manga. I read Goodnight Punpun, that I can really recommend but that's different from the "capeshit".
*told one story per ep with hints at the overarching story with maybe two or three episodes in that series dedicated to that "main story". Comfy viewing.Sorry for spamming the thread.
Life sucks knowing I'm never getting a gf.
>>80072620No you're right. I tried reading some of the really early Batman comics and they're so fucking long and boring. Conversely I've been reading some 70s Fantastic Four and really enjoying it.
>>80072638That's why I like older shows, they usually finished a story in one episode, sometimes a two parter. One of my favourite shows is House MD and though it has a good overarching story it still has a story of the week that's resolved in each episode, like X Files too.From what I recall Babylon 5 was the first show to really have a full story planned from the beginning.
>>80072682If you have a legit streaming service that can search for things. Look into a Doctor Who episode called "Midnight", brilliantly written and acted. Stars the guy from Merlin as a supporting character.
Gonna go fishing on /soc/ again tomorrow. Good grief, what am I like?
sprogberg woke up in the middle of the night and refused to go back to sleep. tired AF me now but work in 40 the show must go on
Why won't SSM go to Japan?
Think I'm just gonna end it all. Missed out on fun. getting old. no point anymore really. just existing.
>>80073036you realise you have 50+ years ahead of you still?
>>80073052Doubt it. Life will only get worse for me and there will be no one to turn to.
>>80073062if started making improvements now you could have a gf and a sprog and own a home in 5 years, then you still have 45 years left
>>80073072Home? Not with this housing market. Wouldn't be able to on minimum wage. I doubt working would really make me any more appealing. So far behind. Just pissed off that I get sad still about something that is no longer possible.
>>80073158https://www.onthemarket.com/details/15102205/you could buy this on minimum wage, looks womfortable
Sucking off NEETs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14289533/I-waited-line-alongside-1-000-balaclava-clad-men-sex-Bonnie-Blue-turn-it.htmlhowling
Life fucking sucks.
>>80073389Not for me desu
I am physically unable to work unfortunately, my back is fucked
My skin gets really dry in the winter. What about yours, Ruthmong?
might learn portuguese
>>80073612I don't notice much difference across the seasons. I do suffer mentally pretty badly though in the winter. Nobody cares really if you're just so down in the dumps. Expect that's why I have become nastier as the years go by. Very envious of these bints living life so easily.
I miss not having a life and all that waits for me is a wageslavery deadend job if I'm lucky and beg for it.
Ruthmong do you drink alcohol? Have you ever?
>>80073981Reckon you will get put in a mental institution once a psychiatrist finds out about you
>>80071108are you wops brother?
Just got up me, haven't got a fkn clue what to do with my day.
>>80074042Apply for some jobs maybe?
>>80074057There are no decent jobs available anymore. Better to just stay on benefits.
Why do CEX workers always have such a miserable attitude. You can tell they hate their job/life lmao.
>>80074042Watch some youtube videos about stealth camping
>>80074066How would you define a decent job?
Just a few years ago software engineer was a top 10 job. Now, every single one of them is shitting their keks wondering when they're going to get the email telling them they've been replaced with AI. Crazy.
>>80074113Something enjoyable that actually pays well. Not something soul destroying that pays you barely enough to live.
>>80074169Would any job meet these criteria? Like literally any job on earth? In your opinion.
>>80073981You miss not having a life? So you have a life now? And you're unemployed?Your post confuses me.
>>80074185Probably not, that's why I'm not even looking. Maybe next time suggest something better than "Apply for some jobs" even if that post was made as a subtle dig for being NEET. If I wanted a lecture for being unemployed I'll read the fucking Daily Mail.
>>80074186Brain rot from too much ASMR
>>80074106Cheers laddy I actually enjoyed watching this one just now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZMC5bnyC7A&ab_channel=MikeOkayJust another 15.5 hours to fill now.
Malt fucking liquer folks
might have to go full blown NEET soonish to protect my mental health
>>80074519Try seething at people less, that may help.
>>80074536I never do this desu I'm quite a friendly chap.
>>80074066thisi don't even want to be a NEET anymore but it's better than working at a warehouse
no job, no gf, simple as
>>80069749Running mint, not really for any reason but it seemed like it came with a lot of stuff and its working out well.I'm doing python programming, any way to make a python exe that works on windows, I could go onto my windows computer and do it but I feel a bit like a cuck when I use windows.>>80070157Possibly mars, they are supposed to do a test landing in 4 years.>>80070517I only buy stuff that I know I would want to watch more than once, I don't feel like its a waste. I don't like the whole just rent everything bro attitude.
Gotten up me X
>>80074545Why has your posting style changed? Lowercase with 1 crucial word in all caps, and you're second post, you learned what grammar is?Almost like you're a different poster, or too used to twoll tactics and can't stop trying to appear like a different anon.You're suspicious af, lad.
Brekkie soon, my liege
Quite a funny thing just happened then lads, I talked about grammar, and said you're second post.Hilarious.
>The UK economy grew for the first time in three months, driven in part by a boost in trade for pubs, restaurants and the construction industry.Economy is on the up de lads, turns out if you actually give people more money they spend more and that helps the economy, who would have thought.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8r5jkv5g5po
>>80074659Not him but i regularly change my writing style to hide my samefagging
>>80074659All lowercase, with 1 crucial word capitalised. You chat a lot of shit you do lad. You've been at this for years. Oi fake and gay shippy, talk to us of the past, ever doxx anyone?
>>80074675ZERO dot one percent.
might start posting in german here
>>80074689That would be a kind of low quality posting, IMO.
Changing from uppercase to lowercase to bamboozle other posters on an anonymous image board into think you're different posters. A true master of disguise and deception.
>>80074696Funny that it bothers you so much lol
>>80074712It tickles me if that's what you mean lad. Utter retards thinking it's clever on an anonymous site.
>>80074700Ah, I owe you an apology, it appears you're not fake and gay, you passed the test, well done.*gives you a had pat**immediately slaps you*You're still suspicious af though.
So we have some new (female) interns at work and they dress like absolute slags, they are underage too, i think bossman should tell them to dress properly but also kind of like looking at them dressed like this. Conflicting feel.
>>80074716Not him but I think it is clever too.
>>80074723Sounds like a perfect role for HR. Oh wait, they'll probably make it so you're in the wrong.Sod it, just go for a wank at dinner.
He's got his phone and computer fired up and posting from both again.
>>80074731I'm nobody me, no big part of the thread, not a personality. Just an annoyed cunt.
>>80074743Are you reading it all on your phone or computer?
>>80074750From my laptop lad, I'm reading messages posted on a message board on my laptop.
Think I'll be going for a spliff soon. Need to be careful as mum's getting a new loft hatch fitted, by an ex copper. Ooo, usually I'd be wary, but he's doing this job cash in hand, I'm guessing so the tax man doesn't get his money, which is unlawful(?), which means I have nothing to worry about.
Bringing you all up 2 speed
/posters >There are 4 posters in the britfeelchat group
freezing me de lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNenZqIgGJQ date night x
1011 on volts us man make bands and us man drill
i have a wife and a sprog but i think ruthmong is right 100%
MB has multiple sprogs but isn't allowed to see them.
Gay up, benders.
>>80074846reckon hes too low iq to understand ruthmong's philosophy
Shall be ingesting a wofvefe soonish
>>80074898What's your relationship with the Arbeitsamt like?
Having this cuppa wuppa then heading off out.
>>80074975To the Arbeitsamt?
>All websites on which pornographic material can be found, including social media platforms, must introduce "robust" age-checking techniques such as demanding photo ID or running credit card checks for UK users by July.britfeel finally dying lads
Just bought something online through PayPal and the bank took for it twice. On PayPal it's showing as one transaction but in my bank it's two duplicate transactions. What do I do in this situation?
>Ofcom has published what it calls a "non-exhaustive" list of technologies that may be used to verify ages, which includes:>Open banking>Photo ID matching>Facial age estimation>Mobile network operator age checks>Credit card checks>Digital identity services>Email-based age estimationI don't have any of these. Maintaining women's SMV in the advent of free accessible internet pornography more important than letting otherwise isolated lads like me have one social outlet.
>>80074731I feel a bit bad, I just fobbed you off, and might have been a bit of an arse (I usually am). Sorry lad.I've been referred to by some names in the past, it happens when one posts something, anons then call them something. Nothing really known to the thread, just one or 2 posters have called me different names.
>>80075031Probably for the best. Too many lads here have serious porn addictions.>>80075036Contact PayPal customer support, some pajeet will talk to you at first but then eventually your issue will be resolved by a Westerner.
>>80075060It's not going to happen, lad. They bring this up every couple of years and it goes nowhere. The social media thing passed in Australia but it's on the companies themselves to do it.
>>80075060SMVSexual market value?They'll always be valuable, due to their holes.
>>80075069no such thing as porn addiction. Majority of young men aren't having their sexual needs met because dating dynamics are so fucked up so they watch pornography instead. If they want to pretend they're doing it for the good of society they should start with banning dating apps
>>80075060Just get a credit card then laddo. Takes about 5 minutes. Don't even need a countersignature, you do it all online.
>>80075036Give it a day. It's potentially a holding transaction on top of the actual transaction. Happened to me before and one of them disappeared overnight. If you can't wait that long just call customer services for the bank.
>>80075079Not him but, it's not done for the betterment of society. If they did things like that, they'd ban alcohol, make women dress moderately, make loutish behaviour illegal, stop illegal immigration, take better care of children (schooling as example), clamp down on the communities that protect grooming gangs (pakis), make lies in the media illegal. All of that will not happen.Another change that is needed, make politicians fearful. Those traitors get away with too much.
>>80075115They make their money giving mongs like SSM credit cards.
What is known about the length of HHL's ban?
What is known about the length of Shippy's penis?
>>80075139Longer than his shrivelled micropenis.LOL.
youre nothing without your online dollies are you lmao
>>80075150We all love our online dollies. I miss SeasideSim.
>>80075150lowercase seethe mong
In desperate need of a DVD update and a SSM update.
In desperate need of a sprogs update.
In desperate need of an update from man who just shagged his wife.
Amazing how in the past few months the physical media Jews have infiltrated this thread and pushed their agenda. There was no DVD talk here in the past.
>>80075153Seconded. Best trip we, only very briefly, had.
Remembering the Game of Thrones action game that came out in like 2012 before the show blew up.
Might rob myself of my Greggs virginity today dee lads. What should I go for? What should I definitely NOT go for?
>>80075208Just go for a hot sausage roll de liiiid. Can't go wrong.
>>80075210Sounds good to me de lad. Can't go wrong with a sausage roll really, can you.
>>80075115I doubt it. If it were that easy anyone would be able to get one in someone else's name
i have two hours to kill, anybody want to meet up? london
SEASIDEUPDATEhttps://youtu.be/jNenZqIgGJQSEASIDEUPDATEHe getting ready to go out with Helen. He going out for a few jars and a slap up meal. Every day we above ground is a great day. We all could learn to live by the Seaside Creed.
>>80075215Opening a current account takes some KYC. Adding a credit card to that account is easy as piss.
>>80075228>KYClike a passport? I don't have one
>>80075213I will say I'm not the best person to ask. I usually only really get a sausage roll, a donut and a woffee. Never really ventured into steak bakes and all that.
>>80075226Life is so short man might as well drinkx
>>80075060They wont do fuckall>>80075121Aye
>>80075243Unironically my life is better since I quit the booze. Well, I quit drinking alone and at home like a saddo, only drink at social events now which are few and far between.
>>80075230You don't have a bank account? Then you don't deserve to watch women get blacked.
Sometimes I trick myself into thinking I'm dealing with sensible human beings ITT. Then I remember some of you live with your parents well into your 30s, don't have passport, bank accounts or even shoes. Kinell innit.
>>80075252Me? Don't watch any porn that has blacks in it. Only white men, white women and asian women (only Japanese and Korean). It's as simple as that.
had to take a 40 minute uber ride this morning and the driver was a bubbly moldovan girl with an extremely cute accent, driving an ancient Skoda shitbox. we spent the entire time in very pleasant conversation & got on very well. she seemed very interested in my life and career. I have almost forgotten what's it like for a pretty woman to pay such keen attention to you. felt very energising. only just now coming off that high four hours later.should have asked for her contact info or something but didn't want to seem like a creep.
>>80075258Not for much longer you won't. Not without a passport.
>>80075257I do live with my parents but I also have a passport, bank account and multiple pairs of shoes. Never understood the passport meme. I've always had one and I'm dog shit lower class, grew up on the poverty line.
>>80075257>probably 3-4% of the population have some serious schizophrenia-tier mental disorder>just assume everyone on the internet (that everyone uses now) is normalbit silly of you isn't it
I have consolidated my "incidents" of the 2010s from well over 100 into 2 main ones for purposes of rumination during daytime/falling asleep/dreams in other words its more like 2 main incidents that has its own gravitational pull of wee mini incidents that spiralled out from those but ultimately u can trace it back. So the first 1 where I nearly died mainly but then I lost about conservatively 5 years of normal life slightly schizo that I actually did die and live in hell now which I never exactly stopped believing but @ some point I just kinda woke up nd stopped giving a shit cus it don't really change anything at tje end of the day.But at the same time if i hadnt dropped out of society that way i never would have had the energy 2 fall into a few nice things too namely **** nd well that's about it really i haven't had many nice things in life. Nd that was probably a whole incident in itself but I choose to be positive about it. So the fallout could be worse although if i just died when I was 20 the few ppl that know me would have remembered me more fondly than anyone ever will at this point.Nd then next one went a bit mental and now my family treats me like am actually braindead retarded like a child and my cousin stopped talking to me over it also.So thats a shame but overall the damage isnt as bad as id thought.As for this decade pretty incident free but still depressed though so idk if it even matters anymore.
>>80075263pointless getting your kids one if you don't leave the country. They only last ten years.
Love the hide post option, me.
British society expects you to own shoes. What if you don't have any shoes? Then you're basically viewed as a non-person, a second class citizen, a wretch. Nobody cares if you're too poor and wear out your last pair of them, leaving you barefoot permanently. It's just the way things are in this bitch of a nation.
>tfw counter signed passport>tfw bank account>tfw multiple pairs of shoes
>passport>bank account>4 (four) pairs of shoes>drivers license living the dream
I didn't even get any GCSEs. I wouldn't know how to go to university if I wanted to. Some lads are just fucked from the start.
>>80075309>>80075316How many sprogs though?
>>80075309>>80075316Don't bully him like this, it's not right.
Going to need photo ID to watch porn. Fuck that. This is a soft test to see who will comply with digital ID in the future and who wont. All the main websites that most people use will be put the under adult bracket forcing everyone to comply. Cunts. We see you.
>>80075288Tell us about the incidents, crossy. What happened?
>>80075333You need to double bag each foot, a bin liner on the inside really helps when its wet outside.
>>80075333Bee gees stayin alive immediately popped into my head watching this. Kek.
All i wanted was an incident-free life bt it wasnt to be. U cant deal w/ the outside IRL world without incidents starting from mental torture prison known as school the process of rape begins.All i can do is try not 2 dwell on it now.Well if I learned 1 thing basically just be alone nd don't bother with anyone more ppl more problems and if you were a loner as a child there's a reason for that nd ppl won't ever suddenly be nice to you later on. Every1 has an agenda every1 betrays you eventually.Unfortunately am too trusting.Might need few drinks tonight but am busy today so only if I get thst stuff done first.thx
Oh well at least this porn ID bollocks will stop a lot of people from wanking 20 times a day. Porn is complete poison and its harder to stop watching than it is coming off cocaine. This will do good for society I think.
>browse porn updates>see a new scene that looks good>torrent in 4k>open up, unzip trousers>the instant she bends over there's a huge obvious ugly pimple/bruise/bit of discoloured skinUnacceptable. Porn is supposed to be a fantasy of perfection. If a girl turns up on set with a clear imperfection right on a prominent area of focus for the scene then they simply shouldn't shoot that day. Wait until it's cleared and then try again. The fact that they hid the imperfection in the preview shots tells me that they knew exactly what they were doing.
>>80075383aint ri
>>80075383Just not right is it. FUMIN I would be.
>>80075382yeah it's banned in south korea and they're doing great
Really great hauls on our Apu hunt this morning. Hundreds of unlicensed ferals are turning Feelshire into a swamp so don't come to me with that "muh frens" shite.
finalIy some good news
>>80069749I have this Linux based on called a "kromebuk" Does anyone know how to make it play minecraft
>Ofcom's Chief Executive Officer Dame Melanie Dawes further clarified the decision: "This is the first step of a robust and comprehensive plan to protect children from inappropriate material online. We look forward to seeing our recommendations enacted in legislation, but we should also consider that not all inappropriate material, especially pornography, carries equal weight. While the current recommendations will not ban pornography outright, specific forms of online content will be targeted for banning in subsequent months - the content known as 'BNWO' and 'sissy' pornography are of particular concern and will be prosecuted aggressively."
>>80075333Kek, is this actually ruthmong?Also nice trips my leeed.
All the same posts every time the porn age ID checks gets mentioned in the news.
>>80075429Ruthmong doesn't have a phone/camera.
>>80075436>Ruthmong doesn't have a phone/camera.tnx loremaster
corrwe gonna have to buy 4chan pass to post from vpn?
>>80075434No no you don't understand they'll REALLY do it this time! Just like they're REALLY going to slash benefits, curb immigration, sort out NHS waiting times, keep inflation down, incentivise house building, tackle crime, reform the civil service etc. etc.
>>80075447I literally don't care, it's like 15 quid a year.
>>80075453A bit concerned about the bennies stuff in spring though.
>>80075514Get a job, problem solved
>no more porn and free bennies>dossers ITT
Really need to fix my posture, it's fucking awful.
>>80075537Why? Fixing it wont get you a gf
>>80075534*nothing happens*How are people this retarded? Do they not remember the last dozen times the government said they were going to do this?
>>80075543they've already done it in the US though
Going for a little nap lads. Hold the fort for when I get back!
>>80075551love napping me ngl too bad im at work atm
>brother wants me to lend him more money
>>80075569drugs or gambling?
>>80075569Yes if its for drugsNo if its for gambling
>>80075550...okay? the UK is very different from the US, lad
>tfw theyre gonna make us start driving on the right
Inform the apus that Paul Danan has died.
>tfw limited to watching fanny shaving tutorials on youtube after July
>>80075638gonna start finding some good ones now
>>80075638Do they have butthole shaving/bleaching tutorials as well?
>>80075571>>80075614rent arrears apparently but reckon its for droogs
Would love to do some drugs rn classic HHL style
Did they announce more benefit cuts today or something?
have to wagey again for fucks sake, have a good day lids, ill be back hopefully in about 9-10 hours
>>80075758how much you going to earn lad
>>80075659Not sure de lid but it would be a nice bit of variety if there are
>>8007576315bong50 per hour on weekdays lid, actually goes up a bit after 10pm but not enough to make a massive difference
>>80075777wouldnt get out of bed for that kind of wage me personally
>>80075777corr a week of that and you can buy a 4080
Working is definitely not for me. Normies only tolerate it because they have relationships and get to go on holidays. For me, the incel neet, it would only create more mental illness. Imagine working without getting any of the perks in life. I know they (the government) just expect low status men like me to just work the shit jobs nobody else could tolerate in the long term. I will not do that. That makes it seem like I accept and am fine with the way life is. I will never work. We have immigrants anyway. Life sucks but at least I am not spending it being a sexless wagie. Better to be a sexless neet.
Stacy's bum is covered in my cum
elon musk reading and leaking your private messages because you expose his worlds best gamer larp. State of it
As much as I'd like a few new things (new laptop, xbox etc), it just isn't worth being a wage slave. None of those things make me happy long-term. I've adapted to what little I have over the past years anyway. I don't have a phone and would not see the point paying out for one if I have no friends or job anyway.
>>80075876Do you care? I mean that sincerely, do you actually care about this shite?
Shall be doing the other thing real quick nowWish me luck laddingtons
>>8007577715.50 an hour? fuck me lad that's roughwhat do you do?
>>80075519Why would you get a job? If you accept low wages, nothing changes. They'll keep squeezing more out of you and paying less. There's too many wagie suckers and immigrants in this country that accept it.If a significant amount of minimum wage slaves picked random days to mass strike, things would have to change. Unfortunately most wouldn't.
Imagine sucking cock at McDonald's because you desperately want more wagie shifts. Zero hours is so exploitative.
>>80075883yeah I think people who have access to that kind of data should not be reading it and sharing it unnecessarily. Fucking grim that this guy wants to make twitter the west's version of wechat. Ten years from now you probably won't even be able to purchase things without a twitter account
>>80074020No I don't. It would probably be bad for me. I already drink like two litres of fizzy drinks daily out of habit. I can't enjoy a vidya without a nice cold can of coca cola. Getting into alcohol would be disastrous for me. I'd be an alcoholic.
Why does Musk LARP as an elite gamer? From the footage of him playing PoE2 it is plainly obvious he is paying a Chink to play his character as he has no idea what he's doing.
I literally do not give a shit about his personal life, his petty spats with internet personalities, his weird private life etc.I don't care about any of that as long as he takes us to Mars and slashes the federal government of the US in half.
How come Ruthmong is here no matter the time day or night?
>>80075988Because he's a dosser and this is his only "social interaction"
>>80075988mongs need a dolly yo play make believe so one of them plays the dolly
>>80075988Just woke up lad. Only manage a few hours sleep sometimes. Other times sleep for over 12 hours.
Watching the original Charlie's Angels show. Farah Fawcett is the ugliest in my opinion. People just had blinders for blondes back then. Kate Jackson is way cuter.
>sitting in back seat of car>click teeth softly in time with the dashes of central road line markings as they pass by the edge of the window in my peripheral vision>alternate clenching toes and tapping fingers on knees depending on whether or not cars pass by the dashed lines before or after they pass under the rim of the window
>>80075972Why all this bollocks? He could easily prove it by playing a live 1v1 with Ninja or something right?
>>80075988Multiple lads run the gimmick
Walked half a mile to primary school on my own since year 3. Apparently this is not allowed anymore. You have to go with parents until at least year 6.
>>80076060Correct. I've only this year been able to let my lad walk 300 yards to and from his school. Nanny state.
>import millions of child rapists>refuse to enforce the law>introduce an overly draconian piece of legislation that criminalises otherwise totally innocent people if they don't follow it just to deal with the problem caused by the state importing millions of child rapists and then refusing to enforce the lawah yes, england!
>>80076082Yeah and they do the shooter emergency drill like American schools now. Truly pathetic. Meanwhile you can often just walk onto a secondary school with no fences.
Sometimes I fantasise about watching some shitty movie together that a girl likes.
>>80076097And the advert on telly about child brides needing help, and the fact those child brides are from the countries of the rapey child fuckers that are on the boats. Fleeing wartorn countries my arse, they've just fucked every kid in their village and are moving on to pastures greener.
Emily wops has been unemployed for two months I think now since lying about her broken leg.
If Palestinians are Arabs, and Arabs are semites, doesn't that make Israel antisemitic?
Fuckin ell lads. Ive just had a major spaff and blew loads! Probably one of the biggest cums of my life. Feel like a teenager again.
Wonder how much plastic cock pegginglad has taken up his arse since he last posted
>>80076134Too young for me that one.
>>80076143Means you got a healthy heart.
>>80076172I don't like old women over 27.
>>80075988Because spam mong pretends to be him
Very slow thread today is it not? Well it is isn't it, is it not? It is isn't it not? Well it is!
>>80076165>China's answer to Instagram Are there Chinese gym bunnies on there
>eat wholefoods for lunch, no bread, no processed sugar>stomach feels weird >eat part of a flapjack>feel betterwtf, thought eating healthily was supposed to feel better
>>80076374Your body is not used to getting fibre, lad. Your stomach was trying to work properly for the first time in potentially years, rather than just flush it all down your guts as quickly as possible.
>>80076379>withdrawals from shit foodoh, makes sense
forgot how depressing this country is, potholes in every road, everyone looks miserable, lots of people where you can practically see the lifetime of disappointment, its never gonna get better is it
If you have IBS yon actually shouldn't be eating a lot of whole grains and stuff it can make you feel worse.
>>80076404Likely no. Unfortunately England really is unique across the West in not even having a credible political solution to the rot at our core. Other countries have nascent and genuine right-wing parties. At best we have, er... Reform? How wonderful...
>>80076437lots of other countries have similar problems but we're unique in that all our wealth is concentrated in london and the rest of the country is doing worse than poland
Its not right about the seaside twins
Thoughts on blacks?
>>80076496Their cocks? Love 'em.The people? Not so keen.
>>80076414Tell me about it. Shitting my guts out more often than not. Not going to stop me having dairy and fibre though. Need to live a little.
Wifeberg casually dropped into conversation this morning that she went on dates and 'might have' kissed a couple of lads while we were already together. 'Well we'd only been together for a few months it doesn't mean anything..'Am I a cuck now lads?
>>80076547In your honest opinion, given what you know her personality, do you think that's all she did?
Makaveli on that four loco grindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOvk5GYcCU
Just saw a happy young couple. Day ruined.
>>80076547what would you have thought if someone else told you their wife did this lad?
>>80076552I thought (and still think) she's a very honest person and if she'd done any more than that she would have told me. We talk about pretty much everything else, I just never thought to ask her about our early days.>>80076588I'd ask 'who are you and why are you telling me this?'
>>80076560Same lad but on YouTube.
>>80076630Does your wife have a hairy arsehole, lad? I was very surprised to learn that women's arseholes aren't naturally hairless.
>https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1879883703717093411Kek I noticed this in my city as well, all the "dessert bars" are filled with muslims and their kids. Well, them and the dodgy looking halal chicken takeaways.
Look at them migrants coming to further put strain on our country. Scum.https://youtu.be/f4rTocuqaHE
>>80076630no I think you would have thought "lmao what a cuck"that's what I'm thinking anyway
>>80076699Cinemas are popular with muslims as well. I'll often see a few muslim families at my local cinema. Fuck knows what they're going to see.
>>80076737they just like the chairs
never understood why he washes his arse in the sink instead of in the shower
>>80076699>Islamic essentialsSounds lush
dont see meself ever being in a relationship
>>80076874trip on cross lad
why haven't you killed yourself yet ?I can really feel suicidal ideation coming on strong lately.it's all just so fucked.
>>80076995I'm just too much of a coward to do it desu. I don't really see any reason to keep living, but my own survival instincts are too strong to actually make me jump off a bridge or whatever. Funny that, eh?
>>80076995Need to father some sprogs first
Gotten back me have i notSome small girl came up to me while i locked me bike and said "Hello" to me twice, i did not respond though seeing as i'm not a nonce
>>80077006I think as you age you'll find that changes, the finality of accepting you just failed to achieve what you wanted in a required timeframe really is the great filter.
>>80077049why? just an extra burden
>>80077074Very possibly. Will have to wait and see.
>>80076995Cant leave mum behind. I wish I could I so wish I could but I cant. Not yet.
>>80076995staying alive for my friends, id be ruined if any of them killed themselves
Wonder if Charlie fucked the Angels.
Wonder if HHL has finished watching The Boys yet. Think he was on season 2 the other day.
>>80076995Probably will this year. Although I said that last year
>>80076995i still get some enjoyment out of doing my hobbies and things for myselfi see that as enough of a reason to stay alive
Its so difficult wanting to be dead but you have to stay alive. Another 30-40 years of feeling like this for me. Truly a living torment.
howling at the fact crossmong thinks his sisters are going to let him keep the house if he agrees to look after his mums cat
*be's magical*
>>80077222Once money is involved the demons come out to play. I hope he can come to some sort of agreement with his sisters. Inheritance can get real messy and ugly if theres multiple people involved. If he plans to buy them out he will need a hefty 5-6 figure sum.
>>80077269Corr is that a giant Yorkshire pudding there lad? Hope your having toad in the hole. Classic UK dinner that.
>>80077279It does look similar in the image, but no, it is a definitely not a classic uk meal, it's chili cheese hotdogs. Well, hotdog, multiple hotdogs would have been great.
>>80077322Corr even better. Love chilli me. My mum cant have it because she thinks its too spicy even the stuff from the jars in Aldi. Enjoy your dinner lad.
>>80077331My mum doesn't have spices or anything either, she makes nice food, just boring. Aye it was nice, my fren makes a good chili.
mumberg doing Kievs push day again tomorrowCor life is good x
having my gang of apus work together to stockpile as many switch 2s as possible to resell
Always find it lowkey hillarious when some roastie i'm writing with asks me if i watch any porn and then acts surprised when i tell her that yes, i do in fact indulge in the consumption of adult entertainment every once in a whileIt's like bitch, i'm not a turbochad so i can't just relieve myself with any given roastie. Apparently they really are too soliplistic to comprehend the fact that men generally can't freely relieve themselves sexually unless they're willing to pay for it. You can't expect men to not indulge in porn, staying on nofap too long is actually harmful and may lead to ball cancer and the like
>>80077443>staying on nofap too long is actually harmful and may lead to ball cancer and the likebollox mate
>>80077459It's soundspacker mate. Everything he says is bollocks.
>>80077270Yeah the agreement will be that they sell the house and split the money three ways. There's literally nothing else that can or will happen.
>>80077443if they're not virgins then they can't expect you to not watch porn. If we're going to go back to trad times then fine but it has to go both ways.
Downerburghs kicking in are they notProper good this. Bueno, even, possibly
>Other soiphone just turned itself on The fuarkSpoopy as shidd is it not
>Not been in a relationship since 2020>2020 was half a decade ago
Wonder of swanny's uncle had a big penis
>>80077707let us not dwell
*be's sexy*
David lynch is dead
>>80077707the years keep going by x
>>80077707>Not been in a relationship since 2020I became a wizard last year. But I have a pretty good life otherwise so it doesn't really affect me. I might just be aromantic because I simply can't identify any positives in having a relationship besides cuddling and having sex. From what I constantly hear from my normie coworkers, women are mostly trouble and most of them will only have plentiful sex with you at the start of the relationship. I'd want one of those rare horny and beautiful women who age like fine wine and will still want daily sex with me 2-3 decades from now. I am very aware I'm never going to find that, especially because I have never asked a woman out, never will and the only women who've shown interest in me were below my high standards. It never began for me and that's fine. Just like we can't all be astronauts or olympic sportsmen, some of us can't attract the women we'd want. And even if we did, we wouldn't know what to do in that situation because we've been single for so long.
>>80077791*informs the apus*they love twin weaks
Nearly got my fren with what would have been a great gotcha, he's taking his sons pc to get fixed, and I nearly had him convinced he needed to take everything with him, pc, monitor, keyboard, mouse and mat, but I started giggling when he started to fall for it, and I gave the game away.
have you ever been around an autistic person fucking unbearable
>>80077791>David lynch is deadlad on /tv/ predicted this>>>/tv/207891660
what a real human being man had his own way of doing things RIP lad x
>>80077941hated mobile telephones just like me
>>80077910Spooky this
>>80077950https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0?si=kGMpaPL59WObfAg7heading to TV now lads brb
no see me sprog
no see me wife
My sprog is being raised by another man
britfeel is no different than Reddit circle jerk comments. Mad when you think of it that way.
>>80078046*stands next to you whilst wanking*This.
>>80078027So? Who gives a shit? That man's a cuck by definition.
Snarf's doing good, loving her indoor life nowadays.
>>80078122still shitting your pants mate?
>>80078135Not at the moment, but twice this year I have.
seasideMARK out with beautiful Helenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpO-qK-by2c
>>80078111>who caresI highly doubt he had a sprog with the intention of having another man raise it.
>david lynch is deadCOOP I'M SPEAKING TO YOU FROM BEYOND THE GRAVEYOU GOTTA LOOK FOR THE MAN WITH NO SHOES
>>80078162Dang, didn't know about that until you posted.He was a real one. The world is less colourful without him.
RIPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15IvsNf3CmE
https://youtu.be/TqZpi8zAqe0?si=yZ0JCrIMUjYWeDvytime for a lynch re watch Twin peaks season 1 and then his films what a lad what a fucking lad x
Tonight I shall watch my favourite film, Mulholland Drive. Lynch's magnum opus for me though season 3 of Twin Peaks is something special. Might stick on The Elephant Man too. It David Lynch night.
>>80077809dvdlad's apu is utterly inconsolable
Bkindly buying the Twin Peaks golden box set at HMV as a teen was one of the best decisions of my life.
>>80078151>Helen has a nice curvy bum>"Glad you like it"He's definitely been up it
Did not enjoy Inland Empire much
>>80078228that part was cringe
>>80078241For me it's his worst film and mostly an experiment with new digital camera technology. It's also incomprehensible compared to his other films.
5 drinks only
Let's be real for a second, lads. Who actually is Helen? I don't believe it's his girlfriend. I just don't see it. I'm thinking a friend or a family member. Not a support worker because they wouldn't be drinking with him.
>>80078224mine is staring into space and listening to the twin peaks theme on repeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMaEIHIrGw
>>80078254Every time he called her chubby I cringed.
wish i could watch Twin Peaks for the first time again. Sat through the pilot episode with my mouth open
>>80078283For me? It's the love theme. Gives me goosebumps and makes me cry.
>>80078279We've been through this numerous times lad. Helen is SSM's assigned carer. She gets paid to look after him, which includes socialising with him.
For all the massive amounts of cringe it produced, the religion vs atheism debates of the late 00s and early 10s really were just a slam dunk for atheism. Of course, since this was a Western discourse, this was almost exclusively focused on Christianity since that's the most culturally relevant religion.Christian apologetics and apologeticists couldn't hold up to the unrelenting scrutiny they received, but at least they handled it fairly well, were composed, generally intelligent and relied on coherent arguments. But fuck me if you've ever looked into Islamic apologetics and apologeticists it's fucking atrocious. Half of them can barely string a sentence together. Like they're ACTUAL retards who cannot comprehend what a syllogism is. They just blurt out whatever's on their tongue without thinking anything through.
Proto-relationshit cumming along quite well isn't it>Forgive me fatha, for i'm about to bleach
>>80078396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOTnBz-PCk
Has anyone ever "found love" through Britfeel? I regret not actively posting when Kentanon was around.
>>80078428I would actively avoid irl anyone I interact with on 4chan.
>>80078279she confirmed they're more than friends in another video
Don't care for white women anymore, me.Tyrone can have them all.
Jeets who worship white roasties don't realize they're falling for a scam.
>>80077269'kin'ell! Genius!>>80076757Can't blame a hungry chair, innit?>>80075868Gave me a smile.>>80078450I know the vast majority of people here are cripplingly insane, but the fantasy is nice sometimes.
Feelshire Thursday Dinner being served up in the cafeteria of Frog Block C in ten minutes. All residents welcome, you can bring plus one. Really reasonable prices and some of the best patented Frogslop you can get for a quid of two. You'd be mad to miss it - SPACCA has some of the finest CookApus in the country staffing those counters.
>why yes I do spend all day spamming seaside mark and AI frogs on an internet forum how could you tell?
Wot noodle o'clock, is it not my liegeOh my
https://youtu.be/gaQGA5KNqOM?t=262
>Used to hate SeasideMARK.>would always dislike any videos posted here.>Slowly begin to realise he is right.>End up in the SeasideARMY.>I living life positive, depression free, a few drinks so get in there.>No point staying in sad, lonely, bored and depressed. I learn to live life and enjoy it.>Suddenly i'm watching every SeasideMARK video to stay closer to him.>Life never been LUSHer.>It better than giving it to the fucking bookies, I can tell you.>Old Spekkle Hen all the way.>We Abbott Ale all the WAY.>I cutting it right down.
This is your average white woman in 2025. Do you really want to spend the rest of your life with *that*? Fink twice.
>>80078122Love me a Snarf update
>>80078617Welcome to the bright side de lid. How many items do you own now compared to pre-SSM?
https://youtu.be/SpO-qK-by2c?t=379>Seaside confirms Helen has weight problem.She got thick melon thighs, round buttocks, she got a little weight problem, she thick where she needs to be and it's all SeasideMARK's. Now that is chubby lush. What an experience thick melon mummy.
>>80077222Am disabled. Theyve always been successful nd extroverted. They don't need it like I do. It makes no difference to them.Its not fair.
>why yes I spam seaside mark 24 7 how could you tell?
alrite guys*rubs hands together*im cutting it rite down
>>80078661And you're here to comment upon it. Isn't that a WOW?
>>80078657do your sisters treat you like a retarded mong?
>>80078640Mark's got 8 items and it's lush
>>80078657but you were saying a few months ago you were going to get a job in 2025 because of boredom
Ready for a lighthouse edition
The wot noodles are cooling off now, are they not
>>80078640I got over eleven items.iPad.iPhoneAirPodsSmart TelevisionGaming PCGaming Laptop.GoProSony CameraASUS RoGSmart FridgeSmart Washing machineSmart Hoover.It lush.
its gone up >>80078912
The wot noodles ready for ingestion. Hot sauce injection, flavour correction, enjoyment detection, sensation infection.
Someone make a non shit thread
>>80078686Yes byt when I was younger I think they believed I might be a savant type of mong nd gave me more respect bht as time passed I was relegated back 2 regular mong. We get on alright just different personalities >>80078853Fresh start has been moved to chinese new year
Nd the fact that I needed more help and support as mark says off mum as jf that's my fault id rather have turned out independent doing fings for myself like them grass us always greener isn't it.
