Nicola edishy wishy aye plus long live helper lad edition
marmiteman lostsga losthhl lost
RED WARNING RED WARNKNG AAAAAAA SAVE ME NI66ERMAN SAVE ME FROM TJE WIND AAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A DAY OFF WORK LMAO
and it lush
My biggest reason I think I'm forever alone (which there are many factors and reasons but the overall reason) is that I didn't tighten up and really nip my mental health issues in the bud before it got as bad as it got, before it got beyond repair status. I was always pretty wonky even before things got really bad, but in comparison to now, in retrospect I wasn't that mentally ill. Now I've gone into the deranged unhinged territory.
AAAAAAAAA HELP ME LIIIIDDDDD >*zips away over the horizon with a torrent of wheelie bins in tow*
S/o wonkylad x
Got my mammys gin nd I got uber eats delivery bames on stand by so am doing quite alright there with the red warning aye Stand back nd stand by
571 posts in the last thread bloody ell lads.
There was this loud click in my bedroom that woke me up at 4:30am. I thought it was a power cut but it couldnt have been. Cant go back to sleep now! Not happy.
>>80151323Most of them are crossmong posting drivel as fast as post counter allows it.
>>80151321What are you ordering on uber eats?
>Just found out I need to level up my favourite Pokemon to level 100 to fully complete the game. Its going to take me weeks to do.
keep wanking to vagina
Rhubarb + ginger ginTaste like love hearts Xx
2 much for my wee heart ayeyye ot been a heart.lifw
I NEED DOUBLE PAY ANNUAL LEAVE CUS THE WIND BLWPING SAVE ME BOSSMAN AAAAAAAAA
>>80151362On the hard stuff at 6am. Bloody ell lad. Is it that windy up there?
S/o haleylad>>80151397Xx
Helper's World's came crashing down.Sunderland, a vacant crown.Wokkles, wuds, webabs and wokey.All these things made Sean go chokey.Now spectres haunt that dying town.Sunderland, its chairman downed.Nothing left but grim despair.How we feel; Helper's not there.
Fiddled with the thought of creating a gooning edish earlier but was like Nah fuck it
>>80151331Havent ate since Wednesday me. Not hungry. Put some chips in tbr oven soon
Wind picking up outside. Not right
Wagies getting a day off?
Phwoar decent 8 hour sleep that
We used 2 walk to school in the snow. What did we do before phones? Red warning? Big girls blousex
When people say they feel like they have been hit by a ton of bricks.. today I feel like the ton of bricks.
l WANT U
Lads snuggled up with their girlfriends listening to the storm. Not you, though. You may be comfy but you'll always be alone.
Shall be expelling a right and propah turdington now, me
Thats liminal bro
Praying the storm blows me in a pair of shoes, not optimistic though. Shoes are for the privileged few.
Thats liminal bro x
Holy fuck was that relieving
The great British elfbar stockpile is on >>801515553 same fives
Thats my mammys era. Liminal af
Britfeel - Feets, fish n' chips and feels
https://youtu.be/Cuszgq3Q74kWind just took out one of the cameras. Its over.
Ngl its kinda spooky that I can hear the wind over my tunes. Fuck it though. Got a roof over my head electric on the meter. Onwards
Locked the catflsp tho. She can use her wee tray. Too liminal outside
Goodbye bri'un, we hardly knew ye
>>80151709Already booked myself a place on the lifeboats de lad.
i have now completed the BBC series 'Boarders'. ultimately it was a meandering series with a confusing social message, and the posh twink should have fucked the black weeb.
Just wanted a cuddle before I die. It ivwr
Jusr wanted 2 be a good boy before I die. It d over
Finking about her
My dream going 2 my osananajimi house nd there was a beautiful sunset on one side but when I looked behind it was completely dilapidated shithole then a gorgeous sunset shithole sunset shithole my 12 hour sleep dream how it was nd how it is. I miss the old days
Sisters replying to messages I sent 10 hours ago when I woke up. Another long night has ended. It's over. But I got a few angry emails left in me before then.
>>80151919Hope a tree hugs your face
Quite the brutal comeback, is it notMerciless, even
I found myself in a liminal space,,alienated from the human species
This particular allnighter really did go by breezingly fastHead-spinningly, even, possibly
2day I will remind them x
>>80152000Stargate was so damn good. Atlantis even more consistently good imo. Shame that Universe sucked so hard.
Plot twist: Welperchad's just taken his trip off and keeps posting as anon
Morning de lads.And Morning de lads.Morning de ladsAnd a morning de lads.
Suck on my wee boaby or ur antisemitic i wrote good omens am a big deal am ur master listen goyim am a feminist
PROPER windy outside. Not my problem tho. Going 2 bed. Night night
Wife got her scientific paper published in a journal lads! So proud of her.
Watched a 2009 doc about Stephen Fry turning 50. Has tonnes of clips of Frys friends talking about him. Russell Brand. JK Rowling. Then Prince Charles. Just a different world.
>>80152174Goodnight lad. Sleep well.
Little mong boy is tired
>>80152213he been up all night rolling out the drivel and seethe to nobody. truly the most unhinged poster
>>80152176Give her a "Well done!" and a congratulatory bum slap for me.
>>80152041Need an item count update but he hasn't uploafed. Not right really
>>80152176>Wife got her scientific paper published in a journalProof?
>>80152280How the fuck am I supposed to prove that? Provide you the paper with her name and then provide our marriage certificate with a time stamp? Why fuck would I bother with that to prove it to some retarded faggot on britfeel. Believe it or do not. I care not.
He comes to /britfeel/ to lie about his imaginary wife and her 'science journal contribution', doesn't even mention what journal or field it's in.Oldfeeler Verdict: LARP.
Early 2007 (before credit crunch) was actually a good year to be British. 90s was a good time to be British. Britpop and the difficulties of the 70s and 80s were over.
Just think lads, right now some kids are being abused. Women are being raped. People are being murdered. Could be happening anywhere.I wonder what conspiracies are real
What percentage of men are paedophiles/hebephiles/ephebophiles?
Today will be making a cast of my wife's tits, following the success of the arse cast.
Why are people so fucking anti-in intellectual these days?
Salivating for a Seaside Update.Need an item checkOr a bacon butty timecream cakes on Friday would be niceMaybe a few jars laterhe loves a few jars he does.Is he cutting it down?what about a finance check? (it's a Jenny x)
>>80152325>Believe it or do notI dont believe it
>>80152358SSM lived in the 90s and look how he turned out
crossy sending drunken angry illegible emails to the council at 3am that his poor mammy will have to sort out once she gets back from her holiday
>>80152417he's got 9 idums. sounds pretty good to be my lad.
>>80152417It was great in the nineties though, SSM said it was the best time of his life, he'd do anything to go back to the nineties when things were cheaper and rave scene was stronger than ever. You could experiment back then and streets were safer. Whistle Posse, Jam Master Jay, raves back when he was known as T-Bag by the Nottingham rave community. Bookies paid big, bacon and beer were cheap.Not anymore. He want go back.
Bald's had a nu travel vloggington up for the past week or so already, apparentlyAdded to the kino backlog, and need to keep a closer tab on me feeds there
>>80152427He would have finished that nursing course if it was still the 90s
>>80152369captcha 8r8sn
The 90s were objectively the best time to be British. Strong pound, easy jobs, housing price pre-skyrocket, London still 80%+ white(!), Blair hadn't come in yet, Britain still felt like Britain.
>Retvrn to Frvtiborea, white manVGH...
zimmy fucking his black wife up her arse... in the 90s!
>>80152553Anal was better in the 90s. It didn't have this... *pinches fingers*... this odd quality it has now, like simultaneously being too clinical and too taboo. You just sort of got on with it and enjoyed it. It wasn't a 'thing' so much like it is now.
Roight denShall be trying to cop some more R&R now
Women would rather have sex with actual literal deformed freaks than you.
>>80152571I mean. That genetically malformed freak looks actually cool. A lot of people really have no concept of cool.
>>80152325so dont post about it faggot
>>80152579No little lad. I will post about whatever I fucking well want if I feel like. Nothing you can do to stop me. Lads who know me here know what is up.
>>80152587youve wasted more time bitching than it wouldve taken to prove your claim
Would anyone else here consider themselves an anti-intellectual?
He's /britfeel/'s loose cannon.Hardlads know what's up.
>>80152594No lad I have entertained myself whilst triggering a little mong which is you. Go play with a ball. This place is for grownups.
>>80152176Publishing lad here. Congrats to her, although really the state of research is fucking dire, so could just be a big nothing desu. Published or accepted with revisions? Also come on you can say which journal without giving anything away lol.
My wife killed a lot of hamsters for her research. I told her that she will be haunted by the ghosts of many hamsters. Big problem is that she is a Buddhist and literally believes in ghosts and Buddhist hell (Nalok). I try to tell her it is weird that she does because she is a scientist. She said the things you learn as a kid never really leave you. She says she believes in Buddhist hell sometimes.
I told her that she killed Hamtaro and it actually upset her. She loved Hamtaro as a kid.
>>80152601Journal of Hamster Smashing aka Hamfisted Journal.She smashed thousands of hamsters with claw hammers just to see if successive generations of hamsters can become resistant to being smashed.Terrible work but think of the lives it'll save.
Why smash hamsters?Why not?
They are trying their hardest.
>>80152571Wonder how much she got paid for that kek
Cooorrrrrr, beldum is an absolute bastard to catch in emerald seaglass. Must've reloaded the same state over a hundred times just to throw a great ball at it. The catch rate calculator says about 1.2%, so it's gonna happen soon, but damn it's annoying.
I worry that Schopenhauer and the Buddha were right. The net suffering in life far outweighs the net joy. Often, joy is just simply the absence or relief of suffering. Such relief is temporary as no suffering eventually leads to boredom, which is in itself a kind of suffering. To an hero would seem like a logical conclusion. We are only driven to live through an irrational will to life. What is will? Is it something extremely metaphysical? Schopenhauer describes the surface or reality as physics. The subsurface as metaphysics. Physics is about cause and effect. Metaphysics is will.
Fucking hate the bastard wind me
Guilty pleasure tunes lad.Always thought this one is a fucking bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPpTgCho5ZA
NI anon here, Damage report >fence is kill>all the bins are fucked, they have been racing up and down alley ways all night >trees down everywhere>everything cancelled >93k+ homes with no power (mine working fine) >snow + ice warning due laterFuck me lids
>>80152732Who are more fucked the fenians or the prods?
You think our ancestors would've let a bit of fucking wind bring their lives to a grinding halt?Pussies.
>>80152737Always the taigs lad
>>80152732Stay safe de lid. Keep us updated.
>>80152741our ancestors left their boxrooms unlike you
>>80152747Stockholm syndrome de lid
>>80152753Careful lad, I wouldn't look at this spoilered pic; might trigger you and give you a panic attack
Hope HHL's bins are alright
Hope HHL's wollocks are alright
Got a double bed outside waiting to be picked up by waste collection. Absolute worst timing due to this fucking storm. Wind keeps moving it about and smashing it against the wall. It not right.
>>80152732scottish anon heremy local tesco is shut and i was going to go see the brutalist today but cineworld is also shut (got a refund though)it not rite
11am and dollymong enters the thread. Like clockwork.
Death penaltyYes or no - and why?
>>80152776The wind in Sunderland is 35mph with 76mph gusts. An average wheelie bin weighs about 12kg but his area of Sunderland hasn't had its main rubbish collection since 14 January. The extra weight in there since that time will be mean his bins have a good chance of being alright.
>>80152813Take it back inside
Fuckin ell lids I had summat zinc yesterday, 50mg worth, so bloody horny I cant think about anything but mummy milkers. Many such cases innit.
>>80152747Fuck away off ya orange bastard.
>>80152871You genuinely need to seek help lad. What you're doing is not healthy.
>>80152840And since 5:30 this morning you have been here the entire time waiting for him to post. Eagerly awaiting I should say. Giddy almost.
>>80152955Post your throbbing penis
holy shit, i cant prove i have the right to work in the UK because i dont have a passport or a birth certificate. bloke on the phone threatened me with a 10k fine.im not even a fuckin immigrant wtf.
>>80152866Absolutely, it is the most natural form of justice, the belief that absolute monsters should still have 'human rights' is completely unnatural and is just a construct of this gay shitlib dystopia. I don't know how anyone can read about that girl in Southport who was stabbed 122 times and nearly beheaded and think that the killer should still be breathing. Don't really think it is morally right that the families of the victims will have to pay for him to live in prison for the rest of their working lives either.
>>80153014Yea sure Achmed, we believe you.
>>80153014Pack your bags mate you're on the next flight out.
>>80153023fine ill go back to my homefuckin cambridge buncha posh cunts there.
>>80153028Stay in Cambridgeshire where ye belong ye toffo bastard.
FAHKIN hell. Just tried 50 straight state loads to try and catch this fucking beldum again. No luck. Must be easily over 200 by now. What the actual fuck is going on?
>>80153042I can't decipher this post. Have I had a stroke?
>>80153046I'm playing pokemon emerald seaglass on an emulator. Found a beldum in the wild and want to catch it, so to give myself a better chance I saved a game state right before I throw the pokeball. If it fails I just reload the state and throw again. I've reloaded it well over 200 times now and still I won't bloody get caught. Doing my head in.
>>80153014You need your birth certificate to get a passport (and the dreaded countersignature)
>>80153018But death is a quick passage to eternal peace and nothingness. It's the easy way out. What's the punishment? There is no joy in prison. It's a miserable experience for the entire rest of your days.>Don't really think it is morally right that the families of the victims will have to pay for him to live in prison for the rest of their working lives either.In a locked room. They'd pay for this execution too. I'm sure they'd probably prefer that to be fair, but the cost of execution would be millions upon millions. Do you really think in this country - where EVERYTHING - goes millions and even billions over budget, we'd have a cost effective and efficient system of execution.Just food for thought.
Walentines Day coming up de lads. You HAVE found your fren an Apuette/Apu for the day, right? Spawning will be during the end of April as it is every year. If they don't spawn in their formative years you'll end up with a frogcel and then a Seethie Weether. Competition for ponds is going to be FIERCE this year so you best start teaching them how to be romantical now.
Word on the street is that HHL won.
>>80153082Been dating a girl for a few months. She's cute and cool and I like her, but I just don't have strong enough feelings. Dreading Valentines Day t b h
>>80152866Yes.It's quicker, cheaper, easier, provides more cathartic release while also being genuinely less cruel than permanent imprisonment. The only real objection people raise is that they want horrific criminals to suffer more. This is understandable on an emotional level, but pointless, savage and excessive when you look at things with a cool head. Nobody wants to die. The criminal doesn't want it; they suffer adequately. It also serves as the most potent deterrent to crime we have and historically was responsible for England being one of the most crime-free nations on the planet. It was so notable that travelers from continental Europe hundreds of years ago when the bloody code was in effect often pointed it out and marveled at it.The other objection of 'but what if you get the wrong person' is theoretically valid, but in practice simply doesn't apply. Take Rudakubana for example. There simply isn't any credible objection you could make to him not being the person who committed those crimes. This applies to almost every crime worthy of the death penalty and the 'wrong person critique' is used by pro-criminal activists to purposefully mislead the public away from the cold hard fact that almost everyone in history who got the death penalty really did commit terrible acts against others and deserved exactly what they got.Bring. It. Back.
Word on the street is that HHL is back on the wokey
>>80153051Are you sure the game's RNG is actually different each time you reload the state?
>>80153097>It's quicker, cheaper, easier, provides more cathartic release while also being genuinely less cruel than permanent imprisonment.But it isn't>>80153097>England being one of the most crime-free nations on the planetlol wut>>80153097>There simply isn't any credible objection you could make to him not being the person who committed those crimestrue enough, I supposeI'm not going to try and change your mind. Cringe pic tho
>>80152871Really I'm enjoyed this post>>80153000Youve been done in
Sleepmaxxing a lot this past week. Barely played any vidya. Feeling like my end is coming.
Obama getting divorced. It not right.
>>80153051Oh that takes me back. It was Beldum that was throwing me off, forgot that was a Pokemang.Might load up Mystery Dungeon Red de liiiiid.
I'm about to get on a train. Can't remember if this station has barriers but if it doesn't I won't be getting a ticket. The whole scenario will be disputed in this thread by the resident seether
>>80152358It all went to shit the moment I turned 18 in 2008. Sucks. People only kept their mental health in check with love and sex. I didn't get anything and gave up. It hasn't really gotten better in a lot of ways so I see no point trying anymore.
>>80153132Right wing twitter mongs will be posting about this all day
>>80152358Funny how all the teenagers and young adults of the 90s have raised their kids to be roadmen, stabbing each other and just generally useless to society
>>80153097>Wants the current government and judiciary to be given the powers of life and death.But otherwise I agree.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_q108UmuI
Talking down the economy during the election. Granting large public sector pay-rises as soon as they got the keys to No.10. Increasing taxes for business in the first budget - soon to kick in. Increases to minimum wage - soon to kick in. That's 4 reasons why business confidence has collapsed and it is all down to labour. Reply
Some jap dickhead is using my youtube premium account to watch videos, just checked the history and its full of fucking jap videos, it not fucking right!!!!! How do i kick him out?
>>80153179Install ublock extension lad
>>80153115Yes, the catch animation varies across attempts and the reload state trick has worked before to catch others.
>>80153177Reply with what lad
>>80153071>But death is a quick passage to eternal peace and nothingness. It's the easy way out. What's the punishment? There is no joy in prison. It's a miserable experience for the entire rest of your days.It's symbolic. It shows that what this individual did was so heinous that the only fitting punishment is for them to be deleted from existence. There are plenty of good old English traditions which issued plenty of pain and suffering as part of the execution process. It doesn't have to be quick or easy for them.>In a locked room. They'd pay for this execution too. I'm sure they'd probably prefer that to be fair, but the cost of execution would be millions upon millions. Do you really think in this country - where EVERYTHING - goes millions and even billions over budget, we'd have a cost effective and efficient system of execution.Well this would obviously never happen under the current system which is crippled by the layers of bureaucracy that you mention and prioritises the rights of criminals over victims. In a sane world it wouldn't be costly at all to execute someone, it's costly in the US because they are allowed endless amounts of appeals, again due to shitlib 'human rights' laws. Get it done on the day of the sentencing, no appeals, that would be far more cost effective than the six figures per year housing a Category A prisoner.
2 non-whites boarded of about 60-80 passengers
Time for some codeine de leds
>>80153194you chatting up that red head yet?
>>80153200Not sure what you're on about lad. Different anon?
>>80153187>Reply with what laddick pic
>>80153116It only isn't because the state mandates that x/y/z appeals are automatically started, that various regulatory burdens must be overcome etc. all of which disincentivises the application of the death penalty. There are states which have the death penalty which do not have these burdens to overcome and it is very quick, efficient and cheap. This is a choice, not an inherent aspect of the death penalty.As for England being historically one of the safest nations in the world, I don't really know how you're arguing against this, it's a well recognised fact of history.>>80153167See this is perhaps the most poingnant objection, but it doesn't inherently relate to the death penalty as such, it just relates to the fact that we are basically an occupied nation at the whims of people who hate us. In a functioning nation, run by people with the best interests of the country and her citizens at heart, this would not be an issue. Of course in the real world any attempt to reintroduce the death penalty would have to come riding the wave of a genuinely new regime taking power, which would also hopefully entail purging the judiciary of political activists and the government of corrupt anti-civilisational elements.
>>80153203in the photo you posted the red head....
>>80153192Bro thinks it's as easy as shooting someone, then it's done and dusted *crying laughing emoji*
Neighbours gazebo roof has blew down again. You think the cunts would've learned last time. A gust of wind just blew my back door open too (not my arse).
zimmy blowing his black wife's back door open last night if you know what i mean
hungry but the wife is still asleep and she will get angry if i eat without her
>>80153217Might just be my autism lad. Red head in another photo I posted? Something does ring a bell though
>>80153223>A gust of wind just blew my back door open too (not my arse).Might be post of the day this
>>80153194>>80153200>>80153203>>80153234The REDHEAD sitting DIRECTLY in the middle of the BUS you mong lmao (THE PICTURE YOU POSTED)
My life is so boring this storm is the most exciting thing in a while.
>>80153252I thought this was a joke about the back part of the bus clutching at straws. Only just clocked her. No I'm on the train anyway
Imagine jumping off a cliff in a storm. Pretty epic way to die.
>>80153220Bro is unable to imagine a reality where we could just do things and aren't crippled by shitlib bureaucracy
>>80153234Fucking hell lad you're retarded
The jap youtube intruder only watches kids shows, reckon hes a nonce desu https://youtu.be/QYdbLponm_I
>>80153269Where do you work train lad?
Okay this is actually just getting absurd now. I decided to see if I could get the beldum down to lower health and use hypnosis to put it to sleep, which after a few tries of it fainting I managed to do. So now my save state is like a 1-2% health beldum, with the sleep status. Each time I reload I get two pokeball throws before it wakes up. The catch rate per ball is 2.5% according to the calculator. I just tried 40 state loads in a row and haven't caught it yet. This is on top of all the hundreds of other attempts I've done previously.I literally have no clue what is going on. There is no known bug report related to this. Apparently I am just this unlucky.
>>80153276You're right. Because we live in a world of red tape because people get money from it. People get wealthy from it and we live in a disgustingly capital obsessed world. Ultimately, I couldn't give a fuck if the death penalty was legal or not. Just don't like the type of people who think they're experts on laws and punishment. Utter thickos
>Be random roastie in Devon>On the bus having departed the station >Completely oblivious to people discussing her on /britfeel/
>>80153269>Buying physical train tickets in 2025Alri grandad
Sausages for lunch, no sides
Really invested in this lad catching his pokemon now
>>80153286Is English your first language lad?
>>80153297I always go for etickets when possible, but sometimes the website won't let you select them, they just default to physical tickets and don't have an option to choose etickets. I have no clue why it happens, but seems like just typical of the entire dysfunctional rail system in general.
>>80153286Work all over the place lad.
>autistic aversion to physical train tickets
>>80153304>Is English your first language lad?Why?
>>80153306What's your job title lad?
>>80153310Nah more just convenience. Don't have to think about keeping them in a zip pocket or accidentally dropping them or whatever, also don't have to faff around with the machine. Just objectively more convenient.
>>80153314content creater
>>80153311Just curious lad.
miss guitarlad where did he go
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c05p1pnvymvo
>>80153318Your content has been shite so far.
>>80153323He got the girlfriend.
>>80153314>What's your job title lad?Minimum wage driver
He just keeps watching his nonce videos even after i have changed the password and disconntected all devices how is this possible
>>80153323He went to prison after battering his Spanish gf with his guitar
>>80153330>>80153347I think last year he said they broke up. Maybe he killed himself
Codeine not working, still coughing non stop
TMAU not working
Could do with a Blu-ray update
Corr, just saw a token on a train
Might become a googlemaps local guide again
fuckall good on me youtube recs. Any lads got any good channels?
breed black women
just let the dog out for a piss and hes now getting picked up on flightradar24, looks like hes on his way to denmark and should be there in an hour or so, hes such a good boy
>>80153398Watch some arch installation guides and give it a go, lad!
>>80153398Depends what you're into lad. Most of my recs are auditing channels
>Depends what you're into Iad. Most of my recs are auditing channels
>>80153409>autisticretard.pnglel
>>80153409He looks a bit like me too
Ooop, careful lads, he's pulled out autisticretard.png. He's on one today he is!
How come HHL gets bullied so much/often IRL?
>>80153398>Rev Dan>History Debunked>Jago Hazard>Geoff Marshall >Ex army Paz 49>Hypalinx>Thomas Nagy>Eastway electrical>Alexander Arguelles
>>80153414Just wait until he gets out the bookcase
>>80153409He doesn't even look like a 'austic retard'
>autistic retards ITT
>>80153398what do you want to watch?theres lots of older documentaries on YouTube now if you want comfy drivelhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGkph1NtiNFUmw2RhQTKOsv0UaLl_nuj1
>>80153398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkpd0H161ZkIf this doesn't stir your heart you are more insect than man.
>>80153438Shite for brain-dead mongs
Horrible recs.
>>80153417Sausage fest. Need some minge in my recs.
>>80153453Nah airline is funny and it's nice to see how things used to beTheres other stuff on there too
Where it all began
Fucking fuck off. I've tried multiple hundreds of times now.
SCEA is in this thread
A shiny Beldum wont get me a gf.
Old PBS Frontline docs. They don't make them like they used tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtAcYaubQXg&list=PLQqZj8-PkM-dE0nmt9pAkKuDOa3HTM_ca
>>80153483It's not even a shiny...
>>80153480>SCEA is in this threadProof?
He has mostly sorted out his life and mental health. But he still likes to post spastic mong boys, and he still likes mingeWaa wa
>Error!>The search backend is currently unavailable.Fuck sake. Needed to research some lore
Every time I get a three wiggle ball my heart skips a beat and then when the inevitable break out happens I feel a wave of despair flood over me.
>>80153507>a three wiggle balla what?
>>80153471>Nah airline is funnymongboy.png
>>80153506Anything I can help you with in the meantime?
Still setting out tower cranes lad?
>>80153514When you throw a pokeball the animation is a little wiggle, between one and three times. To catch a pokemon the ball has to wiggle three times, then sparks come out of it. I've had dozens of three wiggle balls, but haven't caught the bastard yet.
>>80153523Yes shipfren
>>80153530scea it really is youwaa waa
Shower then off out for a few jars me. It Friday.
whats the appeal of dubai?
>>80153536It's warm, they idolise whites. Generally luxurious
>>80153536you can poo on an influencer there.
>>80153535You got a date lad or you going solo?
>>80153536You can poo on Katie prices chest.
So I can get in theory what interviews are supposed to do for white collar jobs - you need to see if people have the right skillset and knowledge base for the job (again, in theory, in practice obviously most interviews are fucking pointless humiliation rituals).But when it comes to something like a delivery driver, what is the point? Do they really sit you down across from three people and start to ask you why you applied for the job, what you will bring to the team etc.? I'm genuinely asking I've never applied for a blue collar job so I don't know. Beyond turning up on time and sober and owning a driving licence what could they possibly check for really?
Fuckin brother wants me to go to the pharmacy in the storm! Ckin ell do I fuck want to go out in that. Not happy lads.
>>80153536As a holiday spot or as somewhere to live/work?
never been to dubai, have no intention of going, i wouldnt know what to do when i got there, the weather would be too hot for me and i doubt the food would agree with me, also i dont have a passport ruthmong style, im happy with weekends out around based yorkshire for now
Time for a very quick nap, 30 mins max
Anyone got the poo pic while we're here?
Not even windy here
Very windy here
bit windy here
reckon id get bored after half a day in dubai
>>80153536It's extravagant and gives people a luxurious feeling for the time they're there, it's 6-7 hours by plane and not that expensive to travel to, with reasonable priced hotels and hot weather
>>80153548You'd be surprised how many people are not good enough to be delivery drivers
Could be windy here. Not been out today
why are british people obsessed with killing. people killing people and people wanting to kill criminals and immigrants. kill kill killbeing in britain is like being in a death cult
>>80153573alri /travelagent/anon
>>80153577>wanting to kill criminals and immigrants
>>80153577>british peopleIt's immigrants that are obsessed with killing, not native Brits.
hes right bout the immigrants, we need to kill them before they kill us
>>80153548You seem to underestimate just how fucking retarded people can be anon
>>80153578I've been but wouldn't go again. Just saying the thought process for people who do go
Okay sure but I mean what is the actual format of an interview for something like a delivery driver? Is is the same as an office job? Do they ask the same questions? Do they expect the same answers?
>>80153577No lad. We are not obsessed enough. Talk about bringing back hanging and a bunch of lefty middle class fags will jump down your throat and call you a monster.
>>80153599>lefty middle class fagsDo they rattle you lad?
Honestly might just give up on this beldum. I don't know if there's some unreported glitch that I've discovered or something, but the chances of me trying this many hundreds of times and not catching are are just mathematically insane.
>>80153598They do ask 'where do you see yourself in 5 years' yeah. Like any interview it's less about the actual questions and just seeing if they like you personally
Bumble date at Nandos tonight. Probably be a waste of 50 odd quid
all the driving jobs i applied for they didnt give a fuck, all they care about is how much driving experience you already have
>>80153618whats she like delad
Exeter got far too many pakis. Swarming all over the place like rats
>>80153624Thats every urban centre in Britain, anon.
What's the appeal of Exeter?
>>80153629uni fresher fanny
>>8015362253 year old Nigerian woman. She looks ok for her age
Gunna go shave my head. It Friday.
Gunna go shave my fanny. It Friday
>>80153629It's actually relatively white. Just drove past the mosque though. Repulsive creatures
Why do people dress the same. Why don't people have more unique sense of style/originality. I refuse to believe people are dullard 'sheep'. Are they scared of standing out?
>>80153667No point drawing attention to yourself, especially negative attention
>>80153667>decide to take a chance wear a yellow hat>zoomer sees me on the street and takes a pic >yellow hat guy goes viral
>>80153605Should be hanged tbqh lad.
>>80153673Ah. So it's about having low self confidence. Worrying about what people think
>>80153667School days sort of enforce a culture of conformity.
>>80153688They do rattle you. Got it
>Why do people dress the same. Why don't people have more unique sense of style/originaIity. I refuse to believe people are dullard 'sheep'. Are they scared of standing out?
spackerpants
>>80153704What do the jeans mean
>He wears jeans in current year
>>80153648Mosques can be lush
Wish I could go back to seedy 80s London. Oh how I'd thrive
Getting worried about the wind speed in Sunderland
Can we all agree that people who wear shorts year round are massive wankers?
>>80153740Bit uncalled for that, my Apu has asked me to tell you to delete it.
>>80153764the statement still stands Your apu would easily kick my ass but i feel strongly about this
You lads seen the footage of Axel Rudakubana in the taxi and the driver repeats "are we cash or caard mate? cash or caaard?". New running joke among me mates
>>80153740Why? I wear shorts whenever I can unless the weather is particularly horrendous or I'm going to something that requires more formal clothes. Shorts are just better than trousers.
>>80153478Alright listen up you absolute mong. Beldum only has one move, Take Down - unless this romhack of yours has given Beldum other moves. So, you need to send out a ghost type so that it doesn't kill itself with recoil damage. Next, get a pokemon with Thunder Wave, because paralysis doesn't wear off unlike sleep and doesn't kill the pokemon unlike burn. Then get it to low HP and chuck a ball, if you want to be really tryhard get something with the move False Swipe as well. Got that lad?
Just had a power outage in my street. Them strong winds apparently. >>80153618How's Bumble treating you?
give it a rest with the fucking pokemon bollocks
>>80153944Lad, being asleep actually improves the odds of catching it over paralysis:https://www.dragonflycave.com/calculators/gen-iii-iv-catch-rateBut either way it doesn't really matter, the odds are low but not 500 attempts and keep failing low. I just decided to give up. Went and gave myself a masterball and then just caught the next one.Fuck whatever that shit was. Not worth it. Simply wasn't having fun any more. Now I'm back to playing and having fun again.
Beaten by a Beldum.Not a good look to be honest with you.Disappointed in this anon.
>>80153983Not worth it. I play romhacks for fun. When I don't have fun why play it?
>20 tokens - fartdo i dare?
Cumming on poley's thick brittle hair
>>80154015Agreed lad. I have had similar shit trying to fuse certain demons and their abilities in various SMT games and in other RNG bullshit games like XCOM. Save scum not fun after a little while.
>>80152866>giving the state the right to kill people
East Scotland reporting in. Genuinely might die.
>>80154047It's not a question of the state's right to kill people. By definition the state is the monopoly on violence so it can and frequently does choose to exercise that monopoly and kill people, both citizens and non-citizens. The only question is should we formalise its 'right' to kill criminals under certain situations which it doesn't currently - e.g. it's perfectly legal and right for an armed police officer to gun down someone trying to shoot other people for example, now why don't we extend the formalised 'right' of the state to kill people into situation where the criminal is in custody after having perpetrated a despicable act like child murder.
>>80153647Big night on the town lass?
>>80152866Ideally no. However, desperate times call for desperate measures. Not everyone is a rational and moral human being. Lots of people are really closer to animals and can only be made to behave through fear of consequences. Singapore has the right idea.
What middle class lefty types just dont get is that some things are about strength. Not strength as in resolve; strength as in the ability to hurt others. People need to be afraid of you and of consequences if they are to behave.
So what was the point of Nosferatu? Thomas just gets cucked and everyone dies. Is it secretly based and just about how women are so shallow that they would rather kill themselves while having sex with a psychopathic murderer than live a nice happy married life to a regular guy?
>>80154190Spoken like a twat on packet in a pub. People really overemphasise the importance of strength. It really is more important to not be a thick cunt
>>80154164There isnt less crime with death penalties
Had a shower and noticed that my knob is not straight in line with my belly button.
Anyone got a relative who's fallen down the twitter conspiracy rabbit hole?
Why do Trump fans completely ignore he was tight with Epstein? Fucked
>>80154213In places where the death penalty is quickly enacted, readily available and doesn't trigger umpteen appeals and road-block regulations it actually does. Singapore and Saudi Arabia, for example, are famously low crime because it is a real deterrent that criminals know is almost certainly going to be applied to them if they commit heinous crimes and will likely happen very soon after conviction (which is also prompt). In places like the US, not everywhere has the death penalty and even in places where the death penalty does exist the average wait time between sentencing and execution is around 20 years. Plus they get pro-bono lawyers arguing their case down to the last seconds and multiple levels of appeal they can try for. The death penalty is really quite rare in the US all things considered.
going full NEET mode, fuck working
>>80154221Evolutionarily that's actually very common and a positive thing that evolved. Most of our male ancestors were right handed and would have a natural bias towards swinging to one side when hunting and fighting, with a slightly left side penis being protected from damage. That meant they were more likely to reproduce and over time, the more successful fighters therefore meant we evolved a slightly offcentre penis.
>>80153925fuck off zimlad
>>80154059North east here. Bit of wind but it's fuck all tbqh
ICE already stepping up direct deportations by raiding homes. It is literally very simple to deport illegals. All you have to do is actually *DO IT*. The fact that our politicians do not do it means that they don't want to. It's that simple.
>>80154213There thousands of variables to consider when comparing the causes of crime. Yes, you can point to countries like Norway which have low homicides and now death penalty and you can point to poor third world countries with the death penalty and homicide rates. However, for science to be valid all the other variables must be controlled. There are too many other variables between Texas and Norway to do a fair comparison. A better investigation would be to look at Singapore. In the 1940s, Singapore was an insane and poor giant drug den with crazy opium addicts.Lee Kuan Yew fixed the problem easily. He just quickly executed anyone bringing drugs into the island. Solved the issue like that. No more heroin crisis. Done.Lashes for those that vadalise.Singapore now has one of the best living standards in the world and is insanely wealthy.
>>80154385yeah sure they are bud. sure they are
time to get womfortable, no more waking up early
>>80154212You have no idea who I am but I Guarantee that I am far more intelligent than you. Yes, there are people that can be reasoned with. Some people are intelligent and care about broader society. Others are not. For some, it is like trying to reason with a dog. You do not reason wit a dog. You just whip it until it behaves. Some only respect strength. You need to understand that. This needs to happen. The reason why we are the laughing stock of the world right now as little girls are gang raped and British men do nothing is because of stupid cowards such as yourself.
>>80154394not him but i love opium
making a big change yourself writing about it on a british thread on a board for incelsgo do something if you care so much
>>80154429>I am far more intelligent than you.Proof?
>>80154429Rattled lad. You've been rattled
>>80154431You are a drain on the nation lad. You need to be executed by the state simply because you are an embarrassment. Mongs like you end up homeless and shitting in public places and making everything look shit.
>>80154446My quality of writing and rhetoric has already has proven that I have a vastly superior intellect to you.
>>80154429People who say they're "more intelligent than you", tend not to be intelligent at all lad
>>80154450Retard. You have nothing to say.
>>80154471he said you're rattled lad. and he's not wrong.
bought a comfy desk lamp and plant just in time for the stormmight put the fire on later and have a hot chocciecatberg going mental trying to catch leaves outside
>>80154451t. sprogless NEET
>>80154471Utterly rattled. Hang your head in shame rattled lad
>>80154465Wrong. It is a simple statement of fact. The performative humility that blights our nation is an aberration - in other countries it is fine to state ones superiority if it is reflective of reality.
>onesOh dear
Pissed in the sink just now and I feel great about it. This might be the way forward.
>>80154213I just don't believe this, it never passed the sniff test to me.
I am by far the highest IQ individual in this thread. Most of the retards here are imbeciles with learning difficulties who failed in school and now live off benefits with their parents. Pathetic. You support left wing causes to get more bennies.You are all weak, stupid and cowardly. By contrast, I am strong, intelligent and brave. My politics and philosophical stances are reflective of my superior strength of character and high intellect. Drug dealers and importers must hang. Drug addicts must receive lashes then be made to kiss the feet of the one who applies the lashes.
>>80154507One cannot post an apostrophe whilst phoneposting you retard. Moron. Cretin. Utter imbecile.
>>80154533One does it often
>>80154494Which thesaurus website did you use for your post lad?
>>80151122I'd like her fanny off. she'd be walking around smooth like a barbie doll when I was done with her. I'd make her pussy look so delicious it'd win the great british bakeoff and masterchef.
I am actually the most attractive poster here - and I'm under 6 foot.
>>80154549The fact that you see my superior vocabulary as indicative of using a thesaurus is laughable. It is simply impossible for a cretin like you to imagine how one might speak with the verbosity beyond that of a troglodyte. Your testes are useless to you. The filth of your inferior low IQ genes should not be permitted to fester on the Earth.
>>80154511Ive been doing it for years. Saves tons of money in water bill fees.
im deleting my online presence for good
>>80151632That looks just like chelmsley wood shopping centre! Architects are tossers.
>>80154568Sentence structure remains that of a low IQ individual.You're just using flowery words to sound intelligent.
>>80154516Why not just look at the data?
Reckon i will die from a heart attack
>>80154563I was photographed for a teen fashion mag twice, have plundered more fannies than you've had hot dinners and lost my virginity at 14 to a 17 year old girl who became so obsessed with me she legitimately got sectioned. I didn't even care that she was insisted on not being safe. I just liked shagging too much to care.
>>80154600I don't think the data is relevant any more, our demographics have shifted so much since those studies were done.Basically my position is that your 10th visit to prison should end in execution.
>>80154592False. My sentence structure is calibrated to maximise my charisma; you only believe my words to be fancy because you lack intellect.
one day the beer will kill me offand ill have a massive heart attackand when that happensi want you to throw my ashes down swanage seaand i want you all to be having a rave down swanage pier
king of the mongs
>>80154525>Drug dealers and importers must hang. Drug addicts must receive lashes then be made to kiss the feet of the one who applies the lashes.I honestly don't think a high IQ person would say that.
>>8015462810th? Bit generous. 4th is more than enough. If I can get to 35 without committing a single crime so should everyone else.
>>80154634It better to be a big mong in a little spacker home
>>80154648Well that's how I would begin. I think most people would vote for that.
>Ugrh I'm Crossmong I'm on benefits and life is shit ugrhgggh urghhhh
>My name's Crossmong and I'm a mental fookin cunt
my position is that if youre on benefits for longer than 2 years you should get executed
Over the age of 40 and sprogless? Execution.
>>80154689Madness, they can still pay tax at that ageGet them killed when they hit retirement
Couple beers with some mozarella sticks then off to the cinema
My position is that if you have autism you should simply be put down
I strongly dislike horror movies and all things horror including books. I don't like ghost stories because I just absolutely refuse to validate the idea they could be real.
Who's getting the wags in tonight then?
>>80154648So you think HHL should be executed?
>>80154738I like horror films that involve women getting hurt and raped. Stuff like I Spit on Your Grave, Hostel, Martyrs etc.I get off on it I will admit. Just makes me horney.
Lads, statistically speaking one of our mums is probably going to do anal tonight.
>>80154840That's how Zimlad's spwog was conceived.
>>80154812Without question. What an utter waste in every sense of the word. The only poster worse than Moni/Poleboo/Amer. If he died tomorrow he'd be forgotten in less than a week.
>>80154861DVDlad deserves the rope more than HHL.
nearly two weeks since are sean last postedit not rite
>>80154840st*pdad's Friday favor
>>80154840Mate if it helped with her depression and made her smile a bit I'd let her get anal gangbanged by a group of hairy arsed Geordies fresh off a kipper boat.
>>80154483Yeah I am sprogless lad
>>80154909>I am sprogIess
>>80154533>One cannot post an apostrophe whilst phonepostingThat's bollocks lad. You're a spastict. phoneposter
>>80154840That's fucking gross, lad. Why post this, honestly?
>>80154947I've seen my mum's arsehole lad
Sprogless mongs are worse than criminals imo
>>80154840Yeah, it's your mum. Guess how I know.
>>80154970>Sprogless mongs are worse than criminals Proof?
>>80154944lel tricked you
>>80154992Corr you done me lad. Well played
/britfeel/ and /mcg/ should merge into one general
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkL2wxYrFI
>>80154996wasnt me desu
/britfeel/ and /cric/ should merge into one general
>>80154953This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.
>post-400>post-400>post-400please make a new one lads, my axneity...
>>80155010Hope he's doing ok. This country relies on auditors to function
>>80155045What kind of edition would you like?
>>80155045You make one. cunt.
>>80155028It's the type of quality post you only get on /britfeel/
>>80155055Arse like 10 lbs of chewed bubblegum edition
>>80155060>only get on /britfeel/and /mcg/
You neets are fucked.
>>80155094WHO THE FUCK WOULD VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES NOW!?
>>80155114Literally just geriatrics. Nobody else.
>>80155094The idea of Farage as PM is so grim.
>>80152571she would have sex with you too if you paid her
bonus good paid. it's the strip club for me tonight dee lads
>>80152571is that bangbus?
>>80155161Yeah and a literal fucking african with dual citizenship who hails from a country we literally send fucking aid to and a cunt who presided over the systematic rape of white girls by pakistani muslim rape gangs and did nothing for fear of being called racist is way better aye? You fucking cunt. Go boil your head.
>>80155202Mate. What do you even do there? Show us a picture you've taken, don't say you don't have any because if you've been you would have taken a sneaky one.
>>80155094Reckon the reform vote will be even bigger than that tbqh. Like the shy Tory effect but on steroids. A LOT of people are going far right but not saying anything. Next election is going to be wild.
i normally go to the "pound in the jar" spots. which are kinda just like pubs with a stage. they're free entry. girls will take it in turns to go around with a pint glass getting everyone to put a quid in and once she's got one off everyone she does a dance on the stage. normally getting fully naked. if you don't pay the one pound you get kicked out. while this is happening the other girls are coming over and sitting on your table, chatting to you for a bit, trying to upsell you to go for a "private dance". these will be in the back rooms and cost 20 quid for a "song". which is usually like 3 - 5 minutes. it's quite shit. you can't touch them. in fact, i think there's a distance they are supposed to maintain. there used to be one called ye olde axe that was a bit more expensive but let you touch but it got shut down by the councilthat said, there is still a secret one, that you have to be invited to where you can do a lot more. the girls set their own prices. i've been quoted 120 for a blowjob, and 200 for sex. although i've also been quoted 50 for a blowjob, which i think was decent value
>>80155204*zooms in*looks to be something called the "fan van" - another pale imitator
ohh i see, hCAPTCHA. croissant. like poisson. three swordfish it is.
saw someone with a fake taxi sticker on their car, they gave me a honk and a cheeky smile after i noticed
Ordering in a chinky for tea.Thai green for me
>>80155328>i've also been quoted 50 for a blowjob50 quid to give a girl a blowjob? Gwarn.
>>80153082sorry lad but hunk helpers are here and they're taking several apuettes at once
Its not the migrants fault that you are a loser
>>80155454He has a nice hair system
>>80155454Had a bike like this once
>>80155328i am what they call a 'digital native' and i don't understand the concept of these places. if it's that you get to see sexy ladies with their kit off, you can do that right now. if it's that these ladies will pretend to like you and have conversations, that should be some kind of app where you go for coffee and they feign interest in your complete collection of Pokemon cards except for shiny Charizard but you will trade two Ancient Mews for it if she has it.
>>80155328tldr for me personally desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhdNT4mNuq4too right Charley our boy
Shippy a nonce? Within the realms of possibility.
>>80153716Looks like a DMT trip IRL>>80153618mfw I had a duolicious date last week and she ghosted
>>80155461>Defends migrants>Thinks he's defending the downtrodden>Doesn't realize he's defending:>Repressed Wages>Sky-high rent due to artificial demand>Overstretched public services>No housing for young people/working class>Staggering increase in violent/sexual crimes to distract everyone from the horrific crimes politicians and their friends get away with.You're such a fucking bootlicker and you don't even know it. That's really sad.
when you're ready de lafs>>80155661
this is how do britfeel
Gwarn lads, toast up your bread, your cobs, your muffins, ya buns. Wossy-usages and wheese. Get yer bowl de lids before the soaps come on it wovely what wausage and wheeze you like? Wemmental and kielbasa? Wumberland and Wensleydale with whillis?Lush.
