maker's mark whiskey edition
MORE WHITE SPROGS
5 bokkles only
All I want in life is a tradwife
Want to save Britain? Make a white sprog.
>>80155685I have 6 kids
>>80155695I find that hard to believe desu
>>80155717It's a believable as you shagging '4/5' women
Lost an Apu today today to the wind. Poor lid went out to smoke one his monthly joints and he just got swept away up and over the fences; he shrieked like a mad-frog when he got lifted up... am in tears... I've tried tracing his chip vis GPS but it says its on a roof in Feelshire.Anyway, I have my Cumberland Cookin' 'Pu and he's been making me little weenie sausages and beans. Not sure whether to have with some potato, butter, garden chives and cheese or alternatively; with rice, chilli sauce, black pepper and green onions.
Hope Scottish lass stayed safe in the storm.
>>80155774She has her Chad bf to protect her.
>>80155781I'm sure he's a good fella for her. Turns out she won't be making a video tonight. Sucks for me.
Do NOT fuck with Lord Ram.
im out these threads are fucking dire nowjust ranting about sprogs every other post
can't blame my dad for not raising me right. he had work to do. that leaves my mum, but can't blame her, can't blame women for anything nowadays.therefore, from the age of 0, i was an incorrect person. we used to call this 'racism', funny how times change.
Volunteering? Not for me. I work for money or don't at all.
Lads cumming in lads
welfare to work programme? of course i'd like to 'work' for my 'benefits'. not meant to be a form of social security, is it?
>>80155796That's a shame. No Wops in 8 days either.
>>80155857Wish I could be that happy.
>>80155857She knows not to show bare feet. Good girl not attracting creeps. Probably had to put those socks on for the photo.
>>80155881I bet she has nice soles.
Been in bed since midnight. Occasionally waking up and spending an hour on youtube then back to bed. Very sad lately. I get headaches when I sleep too much.
>>80155661Lads the room of me local leisure centre has been ripped off
>sign in to prove you're not a bot
>>80155857>>80155892She looks unironically like a mong
>>80155910What makes her look like a 'mong' ?
>>80155906Like 40 million this shite cost
>>80155906Shame the migrant hotels didn't suffer this fate.
>>80155914Her small head
mental how a building can just 'have a roof' then not have a roof.what's going on there.
>>80155892I'm sure she does but doesn't intentionally want to draw attention to her size 6 feet.>>80155910She's beautiful for a Scottish girl.
HHL has a small head too
Scottish lasses are naturally beautiful.
I've got a massive dome myself
>>80155926She's a small girl compared to most 23 year olds. Nothing wrong with that. She takes good care of herself.
Do you lads watch full length porn scenes? I find them entertaining. I watch them without wanking and rate them on certain topics such as the positions, the banter and moaning, the quality of the cumshot etc.
>>80155961I dont watch any porn
>>80155950She's 30 and compared to most women at that age, she's not doing too bad. She is quite privileged, though.
>>80155961I enjoy watching the setup for BangBus scenes. Often, as much as 25 minutes will be dedicated to convincing the girl to get into the van.
Gwarn lads, toast up your bread, sourdough, yer baos, pierogis, your cobs, your muffins, ya buns. Wossy-usages and wheese. Get yer bowl de lids before the soaps come on it wovely what wausage and wheeze you like? Wemmental and kielbasa? Wumberland and Wensleydale with whillis? All go melty in the pot and its cutting it right back isn't it? All on for free from SPACCA isn't it?Lush.
Actually I watch porn for the artistic expression
Imagine being the lucky lads with an irl asmr gf.
>>80155991I wouldn't be comfortable with all those creepy men (like Ruthmong for example) obsessing over my gf.
>>80155977You know it's staged though, right? Love it nonetheless.My favourite is the Jayden James scene where the guy can't get hard.
why are left wing people defending axel rudakubana?
>>80155973>She is quite privileged, though.Anon she's a woman
i just go to the actual barber's and he does ASMR live. dresses me in a gown that excuses any engorgements in the nether regions, and i like to pretend his pride in his children is MY pride in MY children. lil bit of internal roleplay that we're married, and eee they're already off to university, don't they grow up dead fast.
>>80155857How does one close those draperies that hang to the floor with those risers in the way? Do they just bunch up at the bottom and drag on the steps, collecting dust and lint?
>>80156027do you just object to any form of fabric making contact with the floor? i swear this is some complex some people have.i would really prefer it if a curtain covers the ENTIRETY of a window so there is zero room for light to get in. they're not meant to turn down the natural lighting a bit, they're meant to block it out entirely. that necessitates drapes running along the floor.
>>80156027My first thought was why is that white electrical cord is just coming out of the floorboards to an extension lead
>>80156008Haha yes lad I know it's all scripted. Must be something seriously wrong with your pecker if you can't get it up for Jayden James
*works his way through several films and tv boxsets whilst the storm rages outside*
Is Microsoft Designer letting you gen for free again lad
>>80156026I have a whole other life just for my barber. He thinks I'm a junior solicitor at a corporate law firm, with a long term Japanese girlfriend called Keiko. I'm actually a NEET virgin. Every time I go I need to take notes on my phone afterwards so that I remember the lies I've told him, and read them while I'm waiting to refresh my memory.
>>80155998I wouldn't say I'm creepy just a bit in love. Most simps are very supportive.
>>80156133Being "a bit in love" with a stranger who doesn't care to know you is very creepy lad.
>>80156137Well I understand it's not possible but I know I could be a good bf if I checked some boxes.>looks/genetics>hygiene>intelligence >income>extroverted and social
>>80156169None of that is relevant at all to what I said.
should I mention I've been arrested multiple times with no further actions when applying for a job? maybe my life is fucked. I think your arrests still show up on a DBS and of course convictions.
>>80156190No, no need to disclose that. Arrests don't show up.
>>80156118that's too elaborate, good job keeping it up. i just say i do work from home web design and i have a mental breakdown every 4-6 months. change barbers every 2-3 years so this is actually a decent system.
>>80156190i got an all-clear enhanced DBS recently, no arrests. but i was never convicted of anything, nothing has ever gone to court, the police/CPS really do not care about minor crimes.(overdue broadband bill? yeah that's a court summons. cunts.)
>>80156051I don't mind them touching the floor, but the stairs will not only bump the drapes out when they're closed, making the whole wall look wrong, the fabric will also collect extra yuck because it's literally mopping the steps' surface.>>80156058I think that's the charger cord looping and the angle of the camera shot makes it look like it's coming out of the floorboards.It's all so riveting!
>>80156317Think they do on enhanced DBS.>>80156353I've been arrested for criminal matters (lies and misunderstandings).
Been outside today to the pharmacy and it wasnt windy at all! What a load of old tripe. The boomer legacy media sensationalising the storm for views. Sad.
Another Friday night alone posting on an anonymous image board trying to impress other men is it king?
Fuckin ell lads if reform get in power in 2029 Whats gunna happen to me bennies? Kek as if thats going to happen.
stopping a fight or something fair enough. but it's mad how quickly 'property damage' gets replaced when there's no actual property damage. oh a case of 'drunk and disorderly', that was it. except there was zero alcohol in anyone's system. must be a 'breach of the peace'. oh hang on, it was actually nothing, and nobody did anything, and away you go.it's all just prejudice against people who are mentally ill. will even say coppers shouldn't have to be the ones dealing with this, they can stick to those fighters.
>>80156489you post this every friday, champ
I was watching GB news before. Kek. And this bellend called Lee Anderson was on doing this shite show. With some bint with big tits and drinking beer. Was the most cringe thing ive ever seen.
>>80156489Of course, King
>>80156496i don't agree with them and think it's just a daft bit of snakery by a snake-man who won't go away, but on the radio he called me out (me, personally, common radio tactics) by describing the benefits system as trapping people in the sick-note-to-sick-note cycle.there needs to be some Matrix type system. just induce a coma and hook us up to a morphine drip, with calculated drugs to prevent 'psychosis' style dreams. then while we're under, use our bodies to test viral strain CZ-2 on our blood or some nonsense.
>>80156489Off out to my FWB's at 9. Until then I'll drivel post here
Gotten up have i notTurned all me alarmingtons off earlier didn't iMind-boggling
what does vagina
>>80156428What kind of job are you applying for that needs an enhanced DBS?
>>80156568You're a virgin Shippy
>>80156609I might one day apply for a job that requires enhanced DBS.
>>80156539just tuned in for a bit. so is the gimmick that pulling a pint is like a 'challenge' as if it's a game show? also isn't it mad that we care about cheese.people just want warm houses and decent food, this middle class stuff is not 'the real world' you're just The Guardian with a union jack on your scones.
>>80156631don't be me and NOT also apply for the DBS Update Service. there's virtually no reason not to do it, but i didn't, and i can't explain why.presumably it grants you some leeway if you intend on committing crimes in the near future, robbed myself of that chance ;_;
>>80156631Yeah? What job?
I was at a funeral today lads. I actually had a brilliant time. It was a guy I was quite close to, but the funeral was so good that I'm almost glad he died.
>>80156660It's just the reassurance there won't be any issues.
Some stuffington sitting on the backlog there still isn't thereI shall see to it that it be cleansed at once, then
Meds are starting to kick in now yes sir
Ruthmong have you seen the movie "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"?
>>80156716Youre a nonce, 100%.
Might put my cock in a minge later.
woman vagina
>>80156693What kind of work do you do at the moment?
>>80156749Yeah a long time ago when I used to watch movies. It's not something I liked or disliked.
>>80156905Do you feel like you deserve sex and love? Or do you acknowledge that it's fair enough that you're excluded from it?
>>80156934I think it's fair to say I deserve euthanasia if I can't enjoy life. I can't even get that.
Man puts cock in vagina and slides it back and forth until orgasm is achieved. Sprog comes out of said vagina 9 months later.
>>80156976Something so natural yet unachievable for Shippy
>>80156976half breed mutant emerges 9 months later
>>80156956I think that's fair enough. It would probably be for the best if you were put down. Your poor parents have suffered enough.
>>80155735>>80156616None of those posts were me. This is my first post since the train ticket this afternoon
>>80157081You're missed in the discord. Sorry if I upset you, I was only fucking around. Obviously I know you're not a virgin
Helping African women escape poverty by donating money to them to show me their tits
Just think there's an autistic neet fembot craving sex so badly right now.
>>80157087Not even sure if this specific post is cdot. Although I know he does still post here a lot.It's not 1 person lad. Discord is just boring. It's no comparison for the thread
>Go to Barnstaple >Ponce in Gibraltar >Phantast in Ilfracombe SAD!
>>80157132I'm also sorry about the dead dad rap. Come home Shippy. We miss you
Bunch of old fags taking a break from their discord drama to enjoy some thread drama instead. It sad.
>>80157178Here's a man who really really knew the score
>>80157242AKA "Jungly Barry"
Did the other chore just now didn't i
It not rightIt not right one bithttps://x.com/TimmyUk
Everyone's out shagging and you're here lmao
>>80157929>Everyone's out shaggingEvidently not you
>>80157860what happened to tim? doing rehab?
>5 posts in 2 hoursMakes me think this place really is just 3-4 people running 5 characters each
Cunts at work using Groupons. I'm on the carvery deck, lady comes up and asks for one of the little plastic plates on the side. I say "those are baby bowls, you need to have a ticket for them, they're only a quid and you can get unlimited veg." She goes on to say that she just wants to feed her baby off her plate, she didn't get a high chair (all you have to do is fucking ask) and it's just her food that she's giving away... eventually she goes and has someone pay for the bowl. For her carvery she has a standard with ALL THREE carvery meats. I was on the last of my beef but she complained that it was fatty, "take that off, cut new beef..." She takes the plate and fill it up on veg, sauces, gravy etc, comes back to me, gets in the way of other customers and asks me for more beef because she has "hardly any", I'm not supposed to, usually good at telling them to fuck off but I caved. I give her a new slice off the fresh beef I've brought out and go to carve the next person... she doesn't leave. I give her another slice and this fucker walks off and has the audacity to say "it's like rations"... UNLIMITED VEG, ROASTIES, CHEDDAR MASH...Then says to me, "I've paid twelve pounds for this"... When it's a six pound carvery promo day.Fuck me
>>80158266sorry, lad. Took a while to type, I was seethie weething.Sorry for spamming the thread.
>>80158258Meant to give you the (you)Fuck it, sorry lads.
>>80153324they found his reddit account and he was making the same kind of posts about other medications he was usingmore hassle for everyone because some hypochondriac mong can't stop taking random shit off the internet and convincing himself he has every side effect
never even shagged the vagina
>"pie">is just stew with a puff pastry lid
>>80158500Hate the pies that are just a lid. What a scam.
I'm seething, seething
Finasteride been on the news, lads.
They call hm the king of kings x
Another lonely weekend begins. I'm fucking done with it all. Life is not going to get any better than this...only worse.
>>80158876not on the wooze this weekend de lid?
>>80158894I'm not an alcoholic like him. Just severely mentally unwell.
>>80158910Same, lad. When my mum dies I'll kill myself. Jump off of a multistorey car park and hopefully land on some cunt as well.
Me whenever Crossy and HHL grace is with their presence.
Cum my lady cumcum my lady, you're my cummyfly, cummy, baby.
>>80158953Only way really. Don't want to mess up death by overdosing. I'll probably jump off a cliff.
>>80159065Gotta make someone elses life worse at the same time, lad.
>>80159094Sounds sinister lad.
>>80159106Not in a nasty way, just land on someone after you jump. Make a big splash.
just watched some german asmr lass live. now she's going to bed and I'm alone again.
>>80159131Very strange. Of all the voices, a German one is least likely to calm me down and soothe me. Always sounds aggressive.
don't trust people who read comics, mejust watch the film you nonce
It not right a man has to endure loneliness like this for decades.
>>80159147She has a nice soft voice. I don't mind. She is pretty too.
>>80159228You gonna share her lad or keep it private classic HHL style?
>>80159263I think I've posted her before. She has blonde hair and likes to do her eyebrows boldly with that little flick at the end.
>>80159325*eyelashesI don't think I need to say more. Don't need nasty people watching her. She's had brown men try to harm her.
Unfortunately Germany has a lot of immigrants. Many of those eventually end up here. Look at local news sites and see the crime photos. Mostly immigrants and white face tattoo thugs.
Yeah, I'm gonna have a wank. What of it?
Are you alright with me having a wank?
I'm wanking.
Fk sake stuff flying off the roofs,,I mena if u had been standing there it would split your skull in 2. Bins flying into cars. Big ones too. Good thing I just slept the day away nd especially good fing I kept my wee cat in all day. It looked too scary in the morning so I locked thr catflap. Neway I cooked her soem chicken again after I got done cleaning cus she took the huff with me over not going out. Byt it's for the best. It Twister. She can use litter tray for now. Speaking of,I realised ive never really seen my cats poop before. Idk where she does it outside bt thats her business. I had an indoor cat years ago,mad 2 think I was getting up nd cleaning poop every morning it's so much easier when they go outside. But he was an anxious wee lad. Neway I guess I'll just sleep again nd hopefully it's more normal tomoz. Feel a bit schizo being alone tbis long. Normally it's OK but I was already kind of on edge before she left for other reasons. Well its fine anyway.
>>80159634I was on the toilet and got blew out the window.
>>80159808It's scary babes. Inbox me if u need x
>>80159818For real though me neighbours gazebo roof blew away again the silly sausages. Neighbour man says he's getting rid of it completely now. No damage for me though what about you, lad? The red warning wind in the early hours was scary, sounded like being in the eye of a tornado.
No point anymore. Don't even have any experience with girls at 35. I may as well be fucking dead.
https://youtu.be/eiprqeaydik?t=150>tfw no 60s gf
Cant fucking sleep lads. Beyond a joke now.
played through timesplitters 2 with the gf and then had a bit of ketamine and played wallace and gromitshe fast asleep now cant sleep myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSxwqBJLU8A
Finally finished w/configuring the device(s), this tedious shidd took about 3 and a halfish hours longer den expected overall Really hate mobile cancer and all the hoops you hafta jump thru to get shidd working, it kept bitching about the recording app all the damn time ("muh privacy, using this app makes you a very bad goy") but i found a way to mitigate for it either way nowLiterally walled garden: The ((platform))
... On a side note, the brown BPD harlot also dropped me a bunch of whiney messages on me mailbox earlier, lol. Not sure as to how she even managed to do this seeing as i blocked her number straight away, but whatevs>(Greetings from Kazakhstan, as per usual)
Yeah, I had that wank and there was nothing you could do about. Absolutely nothing.
really is quite mad when you think about it
>the itaewon crush was over 2 years agowtf
>>80155661>/britfeel/is a concentration camp, cant change my mind
fantastic night of lorrying, broke down(again) so effectively got 13 hours pay for driving ~45 miles
>>80161647Post your lorry
>>80161720dont want to doxx the company im working for lad, most of them are shitty ivecos so youre not missing much
>>80161734Is it expensive to learn how to drive a lorry?
>>80161790cost me 3,200 bong in total, just for HGV, obviously need a car license first if you dont have one
>Troonfox shidding RAM leaks all ovah itself again just now even though i had only recently restarted it and didn't even do anything in it >Went from like 50% RAM usage to ovah 94% and then crashed againGetting real sick of this POS tranny browser now nglProlly the last time i'll set up a nu sessh before switching to smth better
Might become a lorry driver desu
>>80161873do it lad, if you can do the hours then you can do the job, just prepare to get not very much sleep between shifts, driving the things is a piece of piss once you get used to it and you soon get used to it
>>80161888Bit scared of the small roads though desu
and on that note im gonna chuck myself in bed now, back living the dream on monday, have a good evening/morning lads
Risotto milanese and steak for dinner today, hyped
Hafta shaveI finkDon't i
Marius is such an ugly name. Went to school with a fella named marius and he was the biggest mong
bossman just called, have to come in today, 10 o'clock
>>80160363>SLEEP UPDATE >SLEEP UPDATE changed beds about 20 mins after that post so as not to wake up the wifeberg. Needed a piss the second new bed got warm. Took another hour to fall asleep. Woke up 15 mins ago when sprog ran into this room switching the lights on not knowing i'm here. Again cant sleep now.Thanks for reading my blogshire
>>80162537nice little larp
Copping some R&R nowYessir i am
Morning de lads*dances to the left*and morning de lads*dances to the right*and morning de lads.We all keeping it bright positive and spiritually minded if that's alright with you?
>>80162625Morning dee lad we above ground so it's a great day and it's lush
>>80162628For me everyday is shit desu
There is hope for hhl https://youtube.com/shorts/Af60adaUSVA?si=z77cWsM3fnwHK1ia
>>80162568Not him but it's not a LARP
>No seaside muppy bacon buppy timewish he'd drop us an update... how many idums does he have?? finance check???
Getting sick me.Hopefully just a quick 24 hour thing.Bit cruel for this to be happening at the weekend but oh well eh?
>>801627884x betterFood full of cupboardsUploafs
>>80162625Morning de lats>gestures to the eastand morning de lads>gestures to the westmorning de lats>gestures to the northand morning de lads>gestures to the south.
just had a bacon bacon mutty
It's unpleasant and misunderstood.He wanted to become a plumber and a carpenter.
I had some wilky wilky cerealDoesn't have the same ring to it
BRITFEEL LOWDA!
Hello britfeelchat group it the weekend
What does anal feel like for the receiving party?
>>80163153Like having a reverse poo.
>>80163153like needing a shit and then then relief of having a shit, then back to needing a shit and then the relief of having a shit. in out, in out. so my ex told me
>Put on tapeshire>Don't fall asleep to itMind-boggling indeed
Roight denShall be prepping the other thang for being sent out real quick now
Good wofvefe this was.Can feel it cursing through me veins already, can i not
went to the park and saw a group of apus lying on the ground wailing in agony, no doubt they've been blown here due to storm eowynit not rite
Might mix some benzos and opiates later while getting pissed
>>80163323Feel Street Common is littered with the poor things. Had to give last rites to a few of the wee frens, some were just begging for a wuppa amidst the ruin of their bodies. This was the worst storm we've had in a while.
Chad will be having his bollocks sucked tonight. Not me though. Society decided I'm not allowed to have my bollocks sucked, so I'll be playing video games instead.
why is there no seas this morning de lads. it's not a good morning with no seas on the telly
>>80163509For me, it's bay of biscay.
struggling with the captchas today
>>80163323>>80163356*sends his apu out to harvest the bodies for spare parts arnd perform wallet biopsies*
Plans for today? Might go on the piss later
Done me wollocks in again. Fucking hell.I fucking hate alcohol.
>>80163648youre a proper alcoholic now HHL, grim
Good sleepberg that, was it not
>>80163495>Society decided I'm not allowed to have my bollocks sucked,Same lid, except vidya has lost all entertainment value so now i just get violently stoned on my own
>>80163729I dont know? Was it?
Prohibited from getting a prozzie to suck you off
>>80163749in some of europe now they make it legal to sell sex but illegal to buy itlonely loveless virgin men arrested for daring to experience what everyone else gets to because it heckin exploits women
>>80163737Indeed it was de lid
>>80163787That model would just push sex work into the black market and more increase trafficking and exploitation.
>>80155661>britfeel>bourbonIsn't that kind of a national heresy to drink Bourbon in Britain? I remember reading that it was a big deal that Roger Moores Bond was a Bourbon drinker.
>>80163495Hope your playing something good at least?
phwoar bit nervous about the escort shag booked in this afternoon not cum in 6 days so ill be spraying like a hose however I am nervous ahhhh any tips for calming down lmao x
>>80163905tactical wank lad
>>80163914no thank you rather have it bullied out of me by a milf with cute feet cheers x
>>80163917corr does sound fun tbqh lid, sounds like you are going to have a nice Saturday
Those female released prisoners from Gaza were probably raped relentlessly everyday. Corrr.
>>80163928cheers de lad I know my soul is being chipped away but to be fair I just want some milf feet to have a go on the cockenburg have a good one der coomer lad x
>>80163905get that pussy mister footlad
>>80163955I'm not saying Sabrina is ugly but she's a bit uncanny and her head is too big for her body. Funny how she completely manufactured a new look and personality for her newer music.
>>80163959cheers mr lad hope you been doing your squats and strengthen that back x >>80163963you would eat sabrinas poo m8 DONT LIE
Teenage fanny
prefer older fanny extra matured x
>>80163970Mong. I didn't say she was ugly, did I? Well I didn't. No, I wouldn't eat anyone's poo. Degenerate.
>>80163995alright lad why you being so confrontational just have a lick of yer shit lad sabrinas hot steamy solid poo right on your face PWHOAR steaming x
very slow edish lads
>>80164001ill be home in an hour and will pump out some gimmicks
normally you have hhl and the two scottish benefit fraud mongs spamming all day. odd that.
need a hhl wollocks update asap pls
miss hhl spamming off trip man the thread is slow
>>80163842It is but he celebrating Trump. Local beers and cider all the way
>>80164029Not like he ever had anything interesting to say. He's here off trip anyway. He's the one making the gooning posts.
alcohol is genuinely a low iq mong thing to drink bed fortress rules x
>>80164050hhl is my favourite dolly desu love reading his weltdown posts
Fink i'll be 'avin anuddah wofvefe statI most definitely shall, yessir
Always wanted to see the Wadden Sea. Might go this summer. It my dream x
Funny how most paedophiles are balding/bald
>>80164137What's funny about that, lad? Sounds like conspiracy to me. When they inject the pedophile gene at birth they also inject the bald gene. They're sneaky like that.
FLY ME TO THE POO LET MY PLAY AMONGST THE ARSE
>>80164176Grim. Looks like the black hole of Calcutta.
took a photo of my arsehole and it makes for grim viewing. have two small lumps directly on the hole, assume that's piles.
>tree surgeons on the phone to each other after that storm
Been sleeping for 12 hours a day lads. Is that normal?
>>80164204Post it here de lad let us have a look
>>80164217Normal is 7-9 hours
>>80164206That's Tony Scarface you idiot.
Has HelperLad updated the thread yet today?
>>80164237He got into ground work recently
bossman said i can go home now
>>801642663 hours isn't too bad. Still most of your weekend left de lid.
Might get Civ VII
>Let Windows access your location?No>Let Windows access your location?NO>Let Windows access your locationThis latest update is really fucking with my chakras de lids
>>80164327still ruined my day though
How can you expect a woman to see you as a man when you live with your parents like a little boy?
>>80164388never going to get a gf either way
>>80164399How do you expect a woman to see you as a man when you have no confidence?
>>80164327>>80164379 I have to work every other weekend in the summer for 4 hours each morning (on top of the 40 hours mon-fri)Everyone says the same shit>sure you have the rest of the day to enjoy anon!Yeah after getting up at 5am to go run around a some shithole cutting grass , it really does ruin your day
Going back to sleep. Lads. Just dont care anymore.
>>80164409why should I care? I'm not getting a gf so I don't care what women see me as
My only social interaction is sitting in a friends house while everyone stares at their phones I generally just tolerate it but its making me want to shit my eyes out of my balloon knot more and more these days
Starmer really is just a true believer in OOMAN ROITS! That's it. There's no deeper mystery beyond why he does what he does. He's essentially just a monk for the human rights monastic order. He's personally dim-witted and has a very fragile ego, but his driving motivation is to make sure that human rights are espoused, adhered to, praised and expanded at every opportunity.
>>80164452Are you gay lad? A gay lad?
Hafta do the other thing now real quick don't iYessir, no way around it apparentlyLet's get it ovah with den, shan't we
>>80164478>"why do you sit in your room all day anon come watch telly with us">everyone staring at their phones the whole time while shitty tiktoks play in full volume
A video of Soundspacker doing "the other thing" would be illegal in most countries
>>80164520Most men are gay now. Eating ass and fucking ass and eating pussy and doing all the stupid boyfriend shit. Nick Fuentes was right when he said that being a straight man these days is more gay than being an incel
"straight" men spending their evenings watching love island and filming videos for their girlfriends social media
>>80164568Did a video come out of Nick Fuentes literally getting his cock sucked by a man? A very ugly shitlib man at that - Destiny. I'm genuinely asking wasn't that Nick Fuentes? Everyone was saying it was. It was definitely Destiny doing the sucking.
>>80164607Don't think so they're just memeing it. But it wouldn't surprise me if he really was gay.
>>80164568>Eating Pussy is gayDear god. I must be a super fag. Kinda like eating pussy. Like the way she squirms and writhes with pleasure. She is also more happy to suck me off if I eat her out before.
>>80164690It is pretty gay lad. You ever watch a porn video where it starts out with the guy eating pussy? I have to skip it it's just too gay.
Noooo, these seats would be terrible. I mean what if you got placed on the lower level and some woman in in front of you on the higher level. Your face and nose would be right at the height of her arse and if she happened to eat something bad before the flight you'd be stuck sniffing up her rancid farts for hours on end, essentially locked into a torture chair and made to sniff a woman's farts the entire time. It would be a living hell.
>>80164708I dont watch porn. I just have sex with my beautiful wife.
Not eating pussy is gay. If you are grossed out about it then you are not a real man tbqh. Do not get your info about sex from porn. Losers incels do that.
>>80164730am I cucked for saying this looks... better?>kids cant kick your seat>more leg room>5% more privacy>filters fatties even harder>cheaper seats
Best gangsta film? Goodfellas? Godfather 2?
>>80164732Most women don't like their bfs/husbands watching porn now. There's even a subreddit where women complain about their "pornsick" partners. Very liberal views on sexual freedom these days but it only goes one way. Pretty grim
>>80164525Time to swap the batteries on your bum dildo again?
>tfw had sex but never licked a girl outam i really missing that much?
>>80164748A little bit yeah. You should be demanding high quality seats for reasonable prices and no fatties allowed.If you look at the break down of plane tickets when you buy them the actual cost of the ticket itself is usually less than half the total price you pay; the rest are just government levies and duties on both sides of the flight. It's insane. If the government just reeled the fuck back and stopped taxing everyone to the hilt you'd have immediate price cuts of less than 50%. This would encourage more people to fly, so more and better quality planes are built as companies compete for your money more (currently there is approximately nil competition in flights since the margins are so minimal due to taxes).High quality and low price is not a contradiction, it's simply the norm that has been established due to government interference in basically every market on the planet. It's quite interesting to note that one of the more prominent markets where the government doesn't interfere (in the typical sense), is the cocaine market, which has over the past twenty years or so consistently improved the quality of its product, expanded its service to 24/7 365 days a year, improved delivery times to on average less than 30 mins wherever you are all while the price has remained stable or seen minor drops. Curious, no?...
>>80164730The biggest thing on planes is whether you can stretch your legs and seat width. That middle seat is the best one
>>80164788Not really no. It's something you do because you like the girl and you want to pleasure her. So you get a nice feeling of 'I'm making the girl I like happy', but it's not actually sexually doing anything for you.
What makes cutaways so damn comfy, lads?
>'I'm making the girl I like happy'very alien feel desu
Ruthmong whats your favourite animal?
>>80164815He's not here right now lad
We need HHL back ASAP, britfeel is lost without its leader.
>>80164797>the actual cost of the ticket itself is usually less than half the total price you pay; the rest are just government levies and duties on both sides of the flightEven if this is copy pasted, it's true
>>80164832Where is he then?
>>80164839Not copy pasted, just pointing out the obvious. If governments didn't raise massive levies and duties on air travel the entire industry would see >50% fee reductions overnight. But naahhh mate carbon taxes innit?!
BOP. Mandem got cheffed up, still. it it mean on the streets, civvies not get squandem ya get me?
SPLASHED UP.
need cock in me x
>self-diagnosed "psychological stress" while traveling is a valid reason to get disability benefitsI don't think most people realise just how deep the clown hole goes.
>>80164872that seems fair though. There's plenty of schizos who are physically able but can't go out unassisted
>>80164872>>80164884You can bet they'd be able to travel to work if their benefits were stopped
It's fookin' over. Got hacked up. Not good.
>>80164841Out shopping with his wife and sprog
>>80164872Have you tried making a trip with a hidden disability lad? You ever lived with TMAU, cystic fibrosis, generalised anxiety disorder, long covid? I don't think you have. Keep to your lane x.
>>80164895Hate shopping on a saturday desu too many mongs
I have face blindness. It's a real hidden disability and it's utterly debilitating. I need disability benefits to help me live a normal life.
>>80164845bur they would probably then raise the fees anyway since that's what people are used to. Airports also change fees that get added to the ticket price
Not so tough my mate got the PRONGS blud. Smashed, slashed and dashed dat wasteman.Game is Half-Sword Playtest if ya wanna get in on the action.
I am bald. It's a real visible disability and it's utterly debilitating. I need disability benefits to help me live a normal life.
cider Saturday videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiSnol0DlU
>>80164929wonder if he's gonna buy a 5080 when it comes out
why do people go to festivalsunshowered, high in a tent surrounded by normalfags doesnt sound like a good time to meutter twats
>>80164915It might start that way, but then you start to get competitive mechanisms kicking in. One airline figures out they can take whatever percentage of other airlines' customers if they charge less, then other companies reduce their prices to keep competing, or offer reasonably tiered levels of quality for similar prices etc. Bottom line is that prices come down across the board and you get a more stable equilibrium. Airports also add fees, but again these can be competed away when there are margins to play with. If more people are traveling via air then obviously airports want more of those customers, so decide to reduce fees/make airports better etc. to attract more of them. It's really quite basic supply and demand. Air travel is not a monopoly. Let the market work and prices will come down while quality improves. It's insane government regulatory and tax burdens that keep them sky high - yes that pun was intended and no I won't apologise.I mean seriously, that example the lad posted above is just eye-watering.
>>80164926Alri chika
>no Seaside Saturday Saturdupdate.>No Morning de Lads>No Wuppy Buppy Buccy Butty time.>No idums checks.>No finance check and that's a Jenny yes yes yes.>No rave down Sandford Lane.>No trip to Corfe Castle bakery>No sausage sausage wroll update>No Cream Cakes on Saturday.Feel fucking sick I need a damn Seaside Update.
>>80164926Being called bald is literally classed as sexist abuse against men.https://www.vice.com/en/article/bald-men-sexual-harassment/
>>80164936how the fuck did mak afford a 4080
fucking hell, spose i better go to my mum and dads for a bit
>>80164943That's through 3 airports in 3 countries, all of them charging fees. You can't fix it easily when they're all at it. It not right
SeasideMark: What Tatt Has He Bought Now? (21/1/25)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF8xKY_3HS8
>>80164962Yeah I know, you can't change how other countries govern themselves, but you can at least make your own nice and not high-tax.
>>80164948Chika is balding, not bald
>>80164926Feel sorry for bald/balding lads.
>>80164916stop shilling your trash game, brev
If you go bald as a man it's fucking over.If you go bald as a woman there are still plenty of men who either still genuinely find you attractive, think bald girls are cute, or who feel a protective desire to look after what they perceive as an unfortunate woman. Either way you're still good.
>>80164993>think bald girls are cutelmao
>>80164993Shaved head girls are cute. Actually skinhead girls? Nah, they just look like cancer survivors.
Me? Could never be anything other than linux.
me? don't care about the cost of flights as I never fly. Hope they get taxed even more, government could use the money
Bet Ruthmong would lose all interest in Scottish lass if she went bald. He's shallow like that
>>80165016If you are happy to give the government money and you think they should, you know you can literally just give the government your money if you want to, right? Like not through taxes or purchasing anything from them, I mean you can literally just send the government some of your spare cash. They'll take it.
Bet Laura would lose all interest in her bf if he went bald. She's shallow like that
>>80165030why would I do that? that's my money lol. I don't care if they tax other people's money. Why should I?
phwoar what an experience let me play with her stinky feet and suck those toes did a bit of the old cock in and out but the big finale was sniffing her slightly sweaty arsehole pressed on my nose as I jerked off into her socks now for a Chinese and some beers fucking hell cheers lads x
Got a piece of yew wood. Roughly 600mm x 300. Wanna make something from it but not sure what? Not sure why I'm telling you lot but here I am
>>80165052>600mm x 300good size for yew wood that
Wonder what HHL got up to this afternoon. Pub and watching the wooty I reckon.
>>80165058Lmao. Cheers pal.Has a nice live edge too
uk in the 2000s was fucking miserable and boring and dullit still is today but at least we have faster internet now
Heard HHL has been permabanned for making those death threats
>>80165033Are any of the lads in her romance books bald?
Imagine actually willingly sending the government money lol.
>>80165033Her bf could be bald for all we know. She keeps saying she will get him on one of her videos, but hasn't yet.
>>80165052Make it into something representative of operation yewtree
My dad is an odd one. He's early 60s and is totally redpilled on a few topics like the homeless, illegal immigration and policing. But he's also a total progressive shitlib on basically all other issues. Loathes Trump with a passion too.
>>80165084He'll be back soon. They can't ban the thread chairman permanently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PwI1BbIM8devvo perfectly represents the 2000s ukjust shite
>>80164980> i have a game and you don't.oooph
Crossmong's tiny scottish brain
China releasing a better AI for free is quite funny desu.
We gather here today not to mourn, but to celebrate the life of Wumpapu Helperstaja, a frog whose cheerfulness knew no bounds. Wumpapu, with his insatiable appetite for cheeseburgers and pizza, brought a sense of belonging to all who knew him.>(Pause for a moment of silence, allowing guests to share a fond memory of the lost frog)>A man stands up.My Apu was a creature of pure womf. His comfortable nature was infectious, his smile a beacon of sunshine on even the darkest and most depressing of days. He taught us the importance of embracing life's simple pleasures, whether it was the warm glow of the sun on his lily pad, the taste of a perfectly cooked cheeseburger, or the sheer delight of an enchantingly delicious slice of wizza.And now, let us release these some beautiful soap bubbles into the air, symbolizing Wumpapu's free spirit taking flight. He loved a bubble blower. Storm Eowyn may have claimed the future's of many an Apu but those that remain will forever carry on their legacy. Wumpapu Helperstaja died so the other lads could live.Afren.
>>80165172What about his tiny scottish cock?
A grown man typed that out
Cumtown was legit funny back in the day.
>>80165220Some lads are trying to mourn and this is all you can post. I pity you desu.>>80163356>>80163323>>80163609
>>80165100mine hates trump because of his comments on women kek
>>80165067Scenes from the match today
>>80165284Which team won
>>80165284Can't believe he's on the team.I was wrong about htrh8g
>>80165288They getting beat. HHL weighs heavy on their mind. It not right>>80165297
Anyone got a name for assisted living places in Sunderland? Sure I seen one posted here before? For my nan you see
What happenend to the lad with the chest infection?
>>80165323Google exists lad
What's something you feel ashamed of, lads? Could be anything.For me, one of the things I feel worst about is asking my parents for a bike before I went to uni, thinking I'd do the whole 'bike everywhere' thing. I never rode it once.
>>80165093He's definitely not bald lad.
just back from the pub with my dad, he made a lot of jokes about pakis and chinese people today. Gonna make a couple of pies and beans then have a wank.
>>80165342>What's something you feel ashamed of, lads?My small penis, desu.
>>80165086No, they're usually tall and godly.>>80165019I support them even when they get ill and require feeding tubes like one ill lass.
>>80165354Gotta love dadbergs
I wish I lived in ancient Greece or Rome
>>80165372Who are we kidding, you'd be some beaten, toothless, castrated slave boy in the salt mines. Life expectancy: 23 years old.
>>80165372The weak were crushed back then
>>80165372for all the gay sex?
>>80165372You would be a helot or a slave, and if you were a citizen you would be spat upon for being a weak beta
racism is very based, not enough of it these days
only incels are racist
>>80165424your mum is racist
is lollers racist?
>>80165429you should ask him on the discord
>>80165442i dont have discord though
>>80165442Only paedos and trannies have gaycord.
i heard discord was for homosexual pedos
>>80165454Yes, and often they are trannies too.
>>80165472>imaginenah lad i dont do that kind of thing, having an imagination is for poofs
>>80165484Agreed. It's a slippery slope. One day you're imagining being in a water park. The next day you're imagining getting your arse fucked.
>>80165484You can only imagine when you're poor, shutin and have no passport to go anywhere out of this depressing industrial estate Britain.
All you do is sit in a boxroom and distract yourself with internet and gaming. Sad. You've wasted your best years.
>>80165472I was in a similar situation at a theme park in Korea, crammed into a rollercoaster carriage with a Korean girl I didn't even know and she was delighted to be next to me, smiling and giggling
>>80165472What an ugly bint, you lads need to go out more
>>80165510>All you do is sit in a boxroom and distract yourself with internet and gaming. Sad. You've wasted your best years.lol gay
>>80165512Yeah had that happen as a kid. Some pretty girl sat next to me instead of the empty seats behind. Probably because it was the front but I always remember that moment. She probably has no recollection of it.
>>80165528She's clearly model tier. Probably from a dark country like Finland sheltered mostly from men. I expect she was there by herself as her bf was probably busy and told her to spend time at the water park. She's most likely a golddigger fucking some rich arab prince. Really is a different world for women.
>>80165534I was 22 at the time. Wouldn't happen today, I was more handsome then.
Waking up as daylight fades away...grim. Fuck my life. Just sleeping is all I mostly do lately.
>>80165556Why is your life so shit de lad?
>>80165562I spend all my waking time making gimmick posts and reply to them myself when people don't take the bait.
>walk into corner shop for my daily Monster>woman hysterically crying that she "can't afford her electric" and "just had an abortion but no one is helping her" and begging the cashier to give her free stuffWhy are they like this
>>80165618Should have told her that you'd pay her electric if you could fuck her raw, no condom. You already know that she's easy and doesn't mind an abortion so you might as well.
my downstairs neighbour is a female police officer with fake tits, she's an aggressive lesbian, i can hear her shagging her girlfriend sometimes and it sounds like somebody is slaughtering a lamb. had the occasional wank listening to them
>>80165636Sounds good to be honest.
>>80165562I have never done anything interesting as an adult.
>>80165654Why not lad? I've done loads of interesting things as an adult.
>>80164770>Most women don't like their bfs/husbands watching porn now. No shit. Fair enough as well. They never did. Why the fuck would they? How would you feel if your wife was watching nude male porn with massive cocks and going to male strip clubs with her friends and shit. Shows no respect in a relationship.
>>80165668how many of them involved another mans willy
>>80165545completely made up fantasy in your head
>>80165636I can't believe there are people in living situations where they have to listen to people having sex, I would unironically kill myself. I have a council apartment in Chelsea and can't hear my neighbours at all.
>>80165673shh please don't anger the incels with rational thinking and lived experience
>>80165674None of them. I've never had any kind of interesting encounter with another man's willy.
>>80165673It's not even just that. If you wank to porn all the time it makes you shit at shagging.
>>80165673men don't like it when their girlfriend wear revealing clothes to the gym that other men look at either but it's considered abusive to tell your partner what they can and can't wear. Just how it is now. You can't have your cake and eat it.
>>80165712>men don't like it when their girlfriend wear revealing clothes to the gym that other men look at eitherI couldn't care less lad. I'm glad to have a woman who is confident about her body.
Feel like getting a bag. It saturday x
>>80165721you've never had a bag in your life
>>80165720That's cope lad. No one likes knowing other lads are lusting after their partner and the partner is going along with it for gratification. Unless they have a cuck fetish maybe
Ingrown hair in my nose, hurts like mad
>enticing wops over with a copy of looney tunes: acme arsenal for the 360
>>80165738They can lust all they want lad. She's not going along with it.
>>80165745She'd shag for my horse and me 2 (the rarest pal 360).
>>80165329Who me? Getting better now. Not coughing up bloody mucus anymore now. Those antibiotics are working. Thanks for your thoughts.
>>80156018Why are right wing people more angry about this guy than Lucy Letby, who killed more and younger children?
>>80165803Lucy Letby is likely innocent. This guy is definitely guilty.I say this as a left leaning person.
>>80165803Right wingers are massive simps. It's what ultimately convinced me to vote labour
>>80165215That's for mammy
I don't have anything against Crossmong but his life is utterly depressing and I'd rather not hear about it.
>>80165803There is literally zero evidence that she actually did it. It is literally just based on an absolutely retarded probability calculation. It was calculated that a coincidence where she was the nurse every time the baby died would be low probability. Problem is that improbable things happen all the fucking time because so much shit happens all the time. Winning the lottery is insanely unlikely but usually every week somebody wins. Because so many people play it. A weird coincidence in medicine like this was bound to happen some time. By contrast this whole Axel Rudkubana lad was a complete psycho who did it and bragged about it. Also, the axel case was absolutely preventable. Lad was in Prevent schemes multiple times and the police had been round. His dad should have reported him to the police long ago.
>>80165853Big difference between winning the lottery and winning the lottery ten times. Which has never happened because it's too improbable.
>>80165886Premature babies dying is a lot more probable than a lottery win.
>>80165895depends how many of them die compared to what you would typically expect
will someone please just post rule 34 of lucy letby
>>80165803They don't like seeing English lassies murdered by a Welshman
Too much complaining desu
uff im hungry af
very hungry but too lazy to get out of bed
Might take another codeine pill
>>80165932True but you'd have to be talking a massive amount more than expected to even be close to winning the lottery once. The odds of winning the lottery jackpot are 1 in 45,057,474. The odds of a premature baby dying are 1 in 370.
Not enough posts being posted atm for my liking
>>80166112Feel free to rattle out a few of your own if you think you're up to it.
>>80165935I wish somebody would post that image of Katie price with shit on her chest.
>>80166125Cant think of any funny
Watching Corrie with my mam. Its fuckin shite. How has this been on air for the past 60 years?
Hope crossy and his cat hasnt been blown away with the storm. Hope hes doing ok.
>>80166234If I was him I'd take my chances with the wind to be honest. I doubt he'd land in a worse situation.
crossy taking down the corrupt glasgow city council all by himself
Sorted out all my film and television wishlists on Amazon. Separated all the boutiques, 4Ks and box sets to make it easier to find bargains.Might go watch some Laurel & Hardy now. I'm thinking Way Out West or Blockheads.
Went to see a YouTuber IRL today
>>80166318Post your wishlist
>>80166348Who was it gawr Gura?
Went to see HHL IRL today
Kek. Good. bennies for life it is then.
>>80166361Rev Dan. Lives close enough
>>80166370whats happening here lid?
if HHL is the UK chairman why is he banned?
>>80166402Crossy is the uk chaiman now
>>80166354Keeping it private de lid.
if HHL is the UK chairman why is he a virgin?
>>80166402>why is he banned?He allowed it. It all according to plan
>>80166370not understanding this. are they saying there's some 'autism quota' to keep them on benefits while unemployed? the lingo seems more American.
>>80166380Just browsing the autism Reddit and people there are discussing the upcoming change onto society with the cancellation of diversity bollocks thats been a thing for the past 10+ years. Not sure whether its a good thing or not but us spackers will end up getting the bad end of the deal as per usual.
>>80166402The care home refuse to reset his router
if HHL is the UK chairman why is does he get bullied so much?
i know yous were all out with your mates from work, but if you were a True Lurker you'd recall HHL rescinding his chairman role voluntarily. he considered reinstating it for himself, but that has nothing to do with his ban.i suspect a coup, but that's just me.
>>80166402Went on a racist rant threatening to kill people. Kek. Probably got a 30 day ban.
alright de lads alright de leeeeeeds x
nu bread nu>>80166449>>80166449
someone make a proper edish
>>80166461it is a proper edish
