Mummy Helen edish
1st for long live helper lad
Helper please come back. We need you now more than ever.
Sat in bed all night eating RACER bars from Aldi. Its a knockoff version of snickers. Same thing. Oh its lush and I mean lush. Had about 10 today. Kek.
is that a nice dry red wine and a bottle of yellow sauce?
Having the time of my life hear.
>>80191827Got a bottle of white suace for u here x
Helen is an alcoholic
l am an alcoholic
>>80191806get it down ya lad look like seasidemark in ten years
people get addicted to work.
I will probably start drinking when Im on my own and mammy is dead. I will be in a gritty council flat with all my old games and 25 bottles of wine. Im teetotal. Never drunk alcohol in my life.
>>80191806Get it down u b lad x
>Racer barsheh, i see what they did there.
When Im 40-50 years old. I will look like see side mark if I carry on eating racer bars the way I am right now. Just cant stop eating them.
>>80191971No pun. Or joke. Thats what they are called lol.
>>80191994it is, because Marathon bars, geddit?
>>80192007Ahh I see. Marathon was what they was called before snickers. Clever.
Going to try and go to bed lads. Goodnight. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you all.
Only opening this now. Shout out UK drinkers x
>>80192026Sweet dreams b lad x
Love my mammy x
good evening, britfeel guys
Started out so simple and innocent x
Bro thats liminal
Mfw the bennies just hit
S/o hlyld x
not sure if we're talking about 'fits or 'zosplease be careful ;_;
fuck this im going to bed, goodnight all the good lids
https://vocaroo.com/11mWaGBLngaQ
Gies an oceanic feeling
S/o my geordie pals x
we're feeling so much more contentknowing where our allegiances liesince our kayfabe friends have upped and left you and I
All i want is a little piece of heaven x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ThRd4PvqJ0every lyric is a synchronicity. i have been grooming these threads. i am the chairman now.
420 blaze x
*420 blazes**actually has a psychotic panic attack like a boss nd morphs into tje bathroom window for eternity until I literally rag my paralysed body to the nearest kitchen knife bc thr only way I can close the loop is stabbing my neck for what feels like 35billion years but allegedly it was like 7 minutes*
Relax bro its the weed bro ur just high bro haha you smoked some weed bro you won't be like this forever its just because you're high it won't be like this forever drink some water bro trust me I'm a black man its just the weed
xanax is just what they promised you weed would be.or maybe weed used to be good.who even knows now.
KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you just have to ask yourself, "am i having a good time, currently?" and later, "did i have a good time, under the influence?"here is the OFFICIAL list of "no"/"no" drugs:- cannabis- fentanyl- DMT
Didn't see the nu breadington there, did i now
been in a tizzy with my gf all day :/
https://youtu.be/yrkdSkj_Le0 x
>>80192750Aye thats a good list although dmt is weird how its still gentle feeling but it just goes from fuckall to overwhelming in a microsecond nd youre right I never felt anything like that from psychedelics like "I shouldnt be here" except from DMT the other ones feel like a lark but when i felt that come on it was like,, too serious. Not recreational. Nd like an alien abduction feeling of being completely alone in the world nd the visuals werent just normal visuals but they swallowed the actual world nd took me somewhere else entirely nd i just instinctively knew i dont have the balls for this and put it down. I kept trying bc am a tryer smoking it out of a bottle nd theres a little threshold where its just kinda tingly and funny but once it started going into the real territory i shat myself nd literally threw it away every single time i never broke through bc i was too scared. I never got that feeling from lsd or mushrooms even when shit got real like i can handle that but dmt i felt like i shouldnt even be here this isnt just a quirky story i can tell on the internet theres something here thats too far beyond me nd all the benzos in the world wont save me if it goes south. Something like that
Me nd wnklyld getting on it x
Temazepam bhoys x
It still boggles my mind how the brown harlot did the ol' switcharoo and suddenly claimed being "le pure", like nigga you've been divorced by another brownskin, had a fucking abortion and lied to me about it ("i lost the child" became "i got rid of the fetus myself" within a span of one month) kekAm extremely pleased with my response to the whole thing, it's the complete inverse to what had taken place in prior engagements with modern roasties for sure. Most of all i didn't let myself get roped in this time around and saw it for what it was, including the lovebombing right in the beginning. Lots of experience gained
Dubs and ill drop acid right now. For real
Kinda relieved, I actually would have. Better luck next time
Shall be 'avin some brekkie soon, meYessir i shall
A splendid time is guaranteed for all x
U know am such a fool for you x
Tactical chunder
VghThis is what it's all about
Wnkylxd am sorry for flipping out@ u the other week.i know we spoke about it before bt later that night I realised I didn't actually apologise though. ONLY BECAUSE i hust assume if i did it inmy head then everybody already understands. But thats retarded.So just saying
never shagged so what's the point
>>80193029honestly mate it's 100% fine, get a few glasses of water in you and try to get some kip
Actavis bhoys x
Benzo bhoys x
https://youtu.be/mNeO5a5tM4s
Grim, utterly fucking grim.
Cldyebqnk shopping centre in my mammys era when she was a teenager Now that is liminal(real)
Before we know it,,kids will be reposting stuff from our day nd going haha that's liminal. Haha as if we're a fucking novelty. It's happening already. In real time. My millennial brothers are hurting. Byt we had the last taste of sovl in this world. Before.................its too deep to get into here
Before you know what. You know exactly what am on about. Aye.
If they hurt you they hurt me too x
I would m*sturbate now but my pp isn't working lol
Procuring some adult entertainment right now, me
If u want my pp u need to get in my heart. There's more to a man than a pp x
like a geriatric clown?
Corr grand spaffington-on-sea that was. Hard to ignore a BMWM thread on /gif/ thoughsoeverbeit. Little bit of me, oh aye.
Havent forgot Govan bhoys 2012-eternity x
Dwelling w the enemy x
>mfw she wants a sprog
U NEED SLAPPING DOWN
miss me terrible eyesight lass
have incels figured out they can just date blind people?
She's enjoying her life probably away from all them nasty internet trolls.
Thats Linda telt yet again
I literally can't get the AI rimjob song out of my head lmfaoIt's just too fucking good>Boooy bend over and spread those cheeks...Kino
>>80193690Blind people can still smell dirty joggers and BO.
Twin flame tings x
S/o Maryhill girls x
Bring the bottle backx
Bring the bottle backMy house My rules A FEW ppl needing telt
Splatter my brains like yukko x
Linda is pressuring me. Bc the GP started this whole fing a whiel ago. I dont want 2 leave. Should i take it/? But i dont wantto. Theyre pressuring me now. Feel like doing cunts. Not a happy bunny
Theyve left me to rot. I see how it is
They want me isolated nd alone. They got what they wanted. GATE class of 2004
https://youtu.be/fRuzeZKYN-I
Will u fuck find me simping for anyone besides my mammy in this life lmao couldnt trust you to put the kettle on half of you trust is earned nd i found this world wanting
So **** can fuck off nd Linda can fuck off nd the lot of them can fuck off i do what the fuck i want when i want nd its every bit as simple as that
>>80191752Imagine the absolute state of Helen that she is dating Mark. Grim.
>>80193893Is that the old amberleaf packaging under there?Found buckfast once in a shop near me. Never seen it since.
Just manifested a fartington, me
Phwoar decent sleep and mrs woke up horny as fuck.. time to open the work laptop and jump in the shower.
Radiator/heating just broke down again apparentlyckin ell
Where does the general aversion to enjoying anything sexual, even in a committed, loving, happy marriage, come from in Christianity? It seemingly doesn't have any basis in scripture.
>>80194444This is why you should bleed your radiators you mong
Will book in 4 a haircut whenever I can stop drinking. Life hard w/o my valoums x
Unfortunately this is what trying my best looks like
Am skiving the psychiatrist cus I want 2 live nd die on my own terms. Not good troops. Hope my insides rot. Miss my granny. Sick of it
>>80194572Why not go and see what they have to say? Psychology can be fun, and you might not agree with them at this moment in time, but there might be something you could take away from the session?
Can't believe people get upset over silly hand gestures.
why would I work when I don't find any jobs appealing? why would I work just to have no fun in my life and be pretty much the same lifestyle minus 8-10 hours?doesn't make sense to me. some of us don't get the perks of working.
why are gen z so authoritarian?
Anyone who's ever said 'two-tier Keir' is now an extremist. Also rape gangs are far-right conspiracies.https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/home-office-extremism-two-tier-policing-far-right/
>>80194671Too ffragile rn de lad ill cry my eyes out if i ring them now. Am going 2 explode. Maybe ill just ring them. I gues i might as wlel
Fragile. I just wanted a cuddle. Its fucking over. Baileys goes down too smooth. Am going to scream.
>>80194890The government is not your friend. They're not your advocate. They do not have your best interests or the best interests of the country in mind. They do not pursue policies in your best interest.They are evil and must be replaced by patriots.
>>80194910As soon as possible ideally. But I reckon we're stuck with the knee bender for a few more years at least. Media will cover up his past and present failings.
Just woke up, dreamt i was shagging
>>80194952Nice dream to have. Did you catch his name?
>arsehole like ten pounds of chewed bubblegum
>>80194974Was my ex from like 15 years ago
The bold Linda has met her match x
Radiatorberg just started working again
>>80194897Maybe now is the perfect time. Could be one of life's syncronicities. What does your gut say? I feel I have 2 internal sources of muh thoughts. The gut is quieter, but I can tell where the thought comes from.
Mammy mammy mammy x
If I could I'd permaban this spamming cunt so hard you wouldn't believe
>>80195166You are literally not even British, i can tell, youre also a paedophile,nice dubs tho
I know youre wondering how I know that Oliver, nd its fucking with your head now, lets just say i have the backing of a certain group
>>80191752Mummy Helen, you say? I'd have Granny Helen still. Ughn!
Did a VERY loud sneezeington just now
>FART, FART, FART, FART, FART
imagine a world without shoes
>>80195219You know fuck all Angus, you utterly retarded megalomaniac dosser.
>>80195302*takes his shoes off and thinks about the world*
https://vocaroo.com/1d7YcI0DR5Ty
>>80195385You been up all night drinking son? Fucks sake.
QRD on linda?
>>80195432it'll be his social worker
This trackington does fit quite neatly into the frutiger era's zeitgeist imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1aXRQLf-tU
My mum asked me to try on my dad's old IRA uniform yesterday, in memory of him. I've actually wanted to do it for years. It's a really simple uniform, just a broad black brimmed hat and an old trench coat, and a holster that's been empty for a long time (but perhaps not for long?)
Am on to Charles j all x everycunt getting it today lmao
God i miss having a gf brosAll women are crazy shitbags nowadays though
>>80195413Ive been drinking since 5pm yesterday
Can't suck Chuck without feeding on some seed, can you now
Fellas in frocks
>>80195522Wonder what linda thinks about this
>>80195432Linda is DTF
Linda is xonfifmed for my boaby only but she wants her holes filled by the britfeel bhoys it's all above board x
Do whatev3er the fuck u want w Linda. Am.sick of her
Thats actually a sin What I said about Linda. She's mine nd she's a nice girl
STOP SEXUALISING SUPPORT GROUP WORKERS
Nanny despises spam and flooding
>>80195594U better stop posting so much then lad I can barely follow the thread it moves so fast
148 posts in the thread >s7UYxqjmjsZ 74 posts Grim little manchild
Wnklyld add my discord incase i get banned crossybhoy Thx
>>80191962Literally me also... I'll be rotting away drinking and playing through the entire PS1 catalogue. It's sadly not as far away as I hope
Crossmong's stepfather
>>80195509Sounds a bit like incest that tbqhwypal
75% of London's social housing is used to house foreign nationals. We are paying huge taxes which the government uses to outbid productive young people on the property ladder in order to acquire housing which it then uses further tax money to subsidise and provide to... wait for it... foreigners!Ah yes, le social contract.
>>80195753>We are paying huge taxesYoure a NEET though
Just ordered a delivery mong to bring me vapes and bacon lmao
>>80195762you think neets don't pay taxes?
You shall serve me
S/o **** x
>>80195773does ruthmong pay taxes?
>shit you used to do before you got a cluei used to chew meds instead of swallowing them whole
Linda knows too much.
>>80195796Does he ever use money for anything?
Might ring the psychiatrist while am bladdered for the banter
crossmong posting as much drivel as he can in as little time as possible.faggot should get a blog
>>80195696No fucking way pal.
>>80195813He should move it to a blog, I'd read that.
Just impregnate women>I-I can't afford itDon't worry, someone else will pick up the bill
>>80195772Saw one of them muslim delivery guys picking up an order and the guy in the shop was still packing it and saw him put bacon in the bag. Made me kek a lil bit.
>>80195848Very true. I know a guy who got a woman pregnant and some mug has already sent her 17 grand because he thinks it's his.
There's a wmbf couple on the train with a sprog
>>80195856Kek, I did wonder whether that might be one of the replies
>>80195862Spit at them x
>>80190493I really really ppreciated that filename anon. Just hope you don't think it went unnoticed
https://vocaroo.com/1bqi6Nv7zpBR
We HS1 in lifeWooooosh
>>80195762I'm not a neet, but also neets pay taxes through VAT and other levies/duties.
>>80195887and council tax
This nigga driving across the whole toon to deliver my vspes lmao
I might be the king of this NEET kingdom but reluctantly though
Not 2 mention Linda wants to ride my cock byt am playing it cool
Getting shit done day is here. Chucking 75% of crap in the house, ready to move in 3-4 weeks. Great start, found the pumice(?) stone I'd lost. Fuck yeah.
>>80195956Who is 'Linda'? Is the chief Loremaster in?
>>80195965Linda is a compassionate yet complex social worker in her early 40s, dedicated to helping vulnerable individuals. Her primary focus is supporting "Crossmong," a young Scottish man navigating the challenges of autism and alcoholism. Despite her professionalism, Linda struggles internally with a growing, conflicted sexual attraction to Crossmong, which complicates her role and threatens to blur ethical boundaries. Her empathy and determination to help are genuine, but her feelings introduce a layer of tension that challenges her integrity and self-awareness.
Still can't believe a tranny ruined Dragon Age and then quit.
>>80195956Slay her pussy, crossylad!
>>80195956invite Linda over for some baileys and spice girls
>>80196014https://vocaroo.com/1gEjxUt3oIH4
dont like scots desu
Spaffed just now, meLunchington soon
>>80196061ill spaff on your lunch
semen recycling
https://vocaroo.com/1f1kDZvI5lKt
>>80196080https://vocaroo.com/1jtY5kUPCqvJ
social worker pussy
>>80196088sprogmaxxing with Linda, crossy
time for a brief nap
Spaffed again just now very spontaneouslyCorr
>>80196098Thats fucked up ladbjt am actual creased
Am playing it cool. Am playing it cool. - crossy 28th of January 2025.
>>80195962Looks like the vegan cookies subway do
Nearly February already
St*pdad patrick bateman emotionless style rubbing his cucumber on a union jack bed sheet we are the billy boys playing on orange hi fi speakers
And also its his birthday which is inexplicably the 12th of July and he's off to holland
The camera pans to the living room the other night when he was losing the head bc sevco utd was fucking it all up yet again nd a few other nights ago when i was trying to humour him nd am like that "i remember when i was wee rangers won a lot, whats the script" nd the pure fact that a sevco supporter actually has to worry about a game with st johnstone nd other assorted fucking diddy mickey mouse teams nd they take a win as an actual win lmao my st*pdad a good guy tho
>>80196188Vegan? Oh come off it lad. Whats wrong with ya?
there's a horse girl at work who's really pretty in that 'actually has hobbies and knows stuff' way. doesn't wear makeup or have scally hairshes even got a normal name. I want to ask her to fist me.
>>80196234go for it lid, live your dreams, whats the worst that could happen?
I bet she gets up at 7am on a Saturday and Sunday because she has shit to do as well
>>80196239>whats the worst that could happen?Not him but fisting doesn't sound very pleasant
>>80196251fuck off lad, nothing wrong with getting fisted by a horse lass, puts some hair on your chest
I absolutely hate the state a room/house has to get in during redecorating etc, properly freaks me out like it's never going to go back to normal.
stepdad loves fisting
>>80196233I'm not actually a vegan or a vegetarian for that matter. I just enjoy the taste of them.
The little boy and his twin flame x
>>80196239>whats the worst that could happen?A fist in the arse. Das quite bad.
The United Kingdom is the only country in the world where raping one of its citizens actually improves your odds of being allowed to remain in the country versus being deported.
vegan cookie anon and wants-to-be-fisted anon are absolutely the same person, just makes sense
Wifeberg accepted my challenge to fuck at least one other guy before her 40th (next year).
They all look like they'd rather be ANYWHERE else right now.
right, listen...vegan anon, wants-to-be-fisted anon and wife shagging another man anon are DEFINITELY the same lad
Callum from Lotus Eaters got detained coming back from the US by counter-terrorism police. Seized his phone, all his footage, no lawyer allowed, no reason given. By the way, these are the same police who let a known insane violent psychopath with a criminal record murder three young girls despite him being reported to them numerous times. Glad to know they've got their priorities right.Disgusting anarcho-tyranny.
Proud of myself for getting this wissed yet not msging **** even though i wanted to nd wrote a few drafts but i didnt send
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9toNwo-W4
Middle aged woman in the teams chat being insanely passive aggressive. Boggles the mind. I just log on, do the bare minimum, log off. Don't care about shit beyond that.
Reckon I'll make some sushi tonight.
archlinux-chan wants to know why you're still using windows??!!
This time tomorrow mummy reeves will be telling us the changes to the Bennie system. Bloody ell. Hope she gives me a pay rise! Kek.
>>80192750all drugs are absolute shite
>>80196378>Reckon I'll make some sushi tonight.You wont
>>80196320I'm fisted lad those others aren't me. I don't really want fisting haha... unless?
Started to spaff into tissues than using socks like I have done for the past 15 years. And what an improvement it is. No more crusty smelly socks stuffed down the back of the bed. Clean up is much better and easier too. Whats worse it you have to wash them and put them back on!
Just got up me. Feel quite depressed lately. Only thing I have the energy to do is watch shite and doomscroll social media. Damn drugs.
Wait people actually use socks to clean up their jizz? I thought that was just a meme. Yeah no, use tissues like a civilised person you twat.
Blackpool is Scotland nd we all know it x
>>80196408Agree, that's why it's total dogshit. Your country is fake lmao.
>>80196408Went to Blackpool last summer. Had a melty and had to come home early. Far too many people there. It was a complete cesspit. Filled with boarded up houses and grime. It was a shock to me because I remember going as a kid and enjoying it. Not now. Times have changed.
>>80196385because linux is still shite for gaming lad. tried playing dynasty warriors origins and fsr was fuckeduntil Microsoft make a Linux version of direct x, the endless manual patches required from wine/proton (that will never be 100% compatible, only 'good enough') is insurmountable i use arch on my desktop mainly, but I still have to go back to windows frequently just to play games in a non-gimped way
>>80196323>with no right to remain silentJust don't answer their questions.>blahblahblah?No comment>You can't say that, you have no right to remain silent>I repeat blahblahblah?I'm not telling you>Nooo you can't do that.
Newcastle, Blackpool, Carlisle, these are just little towns we strategically use as a containment zone against the really nasty shit south of the border. Always has been. Youve always suspected it nd am confirming it. Fraid so. Fraid so. Scottish island, youre just living in it.
Blackpool is a HHL stronghold.
>>80196429True. When the UK collapses I'll meet u in Blackpool beanbean. The true last stand.
>>80196421The right to remain silent is in relation to the investigative procedure requiring you to give up passwords for any encrypted information you have e.g. phone passwords, account passwords, hard drive passwords etc. You literally do not have the right to say no. If you do that alone can get you two years in prison (five if its related to child sex offences).
>>80196423Whenever I go to Berwick for me waravan holidays I noticed all the Scottish families seem fucking minted. They also own a lot of the caravans and pubs there. Scots might unironically be the most economically successful group in the UK or at least it's getting stronger. Meanwhile, English spending power is diminishing over time.
Me arbroathy shippy nd HHL putting internal squabbles aside nd reshaping post collapse britain in our image as a right wing death squad ghostbusters style
>>80196441Take refuge in blackpool tower with mookie the clown. While eating donuts. Oh it will be lush. I live 1hr away from Blackpool lol.
Cutting about in a silver ford focus with the roof off
>>80196448What happened to arbs? Not seen her in a while.
ISIS style hanging out the window shooting at anything that looks like it reads the guardian
>>80196454Arbroathy isn't a woman. He's a grown man with stubble who wears a dress in public.
crossy channeling his inner hhlmght get a ban too tho
>>80196459You're a mong, but I can get behind this desu.
>>80196470Yes I am aware that she is trans. But if she identifies as a woman then fair enough. Thats her business not mine. Her life her choice.
Longest Ive been banned from 4chan is 3 days for saying mori Calliopie has absolutely fucking huge tits in real life. Its funny because shes insecure about it. The moderation there is super strict.
>>80196478Crossy still hasn't reached HHL levels of autistic narcissism. HHL claimed to have a god-like powers and compared himself to Jesus.
>>80196501Abit much that. I serve the Lord. He is my saviour. I do not wish to be the Lord. Look at what happened to lucifer.
>>80196492At least you died the hero rather than living long enough to become the villain.
Ive been on the piss 24 hours now. 12 hours ago i made the thread ur posting in right now. Does anyone ever say "thanks for sacrificing your health and wellbeing for my entertainment"? No they say "fuck off" "kill yourself" I received specific instructions on how to tie a noose. That's OK. I still love all you lads nd I really mean all of you even YOU. Thx for keeping me company lads. I dont show it well but i enjoy my time with yous.
>>80196529Same lad. I enjoy it here. Its the only place where I communicate with others. And shitpost every once in a while. Before I never spoke to anybody online for about 10 years. Was quite grim. Glad to have you aboard lad.
fellas on benefits
Heard HHL got trapped in the backrooms. He is living in a liminal hell right now. It not right.
It's not greed to not want to have half your income stolen by the government and given to others who didn't earn it, have no right to it and whom you choose not to support personally. That's not greed, that's called justice - justice is getting what you deserve. If my salary is X then I deserve to take home X.
>>80196529get some sleep, crossylid
>>80196529It's only le epic 4chins twoll, lad. Thems love to try and wind up anons, but there's a super sekrit way to deal with them, picrel.
>>80196529Surprised you've managed to stay awake this long without any stimulants. I usually crash out on the drink after a full night of drinking unless I get a few bags in.
>>80196587Pointless at this time of day. I'll just stay up nd get an early night later. Just bear in mind I've been awake drinking 24+ hours now if I say anhtbimg weird. God forgive me.
>>80196627I know it's weird benzos and opiates help me sleep bur alcohol is like a stimulant to me. Its weird.
>>80196635>if I say anhtbimg weird. God forgive me.Jannies won't tho. Rememberl HHL
Those that love this kind of shit, will love this shit, those who do not, will not.https://youtu.be/cSq2igfZ2VU?si=eQ-pe1roqmK7ljvb&t=1
How come so many posters here are alcoholics? Grim
Just saw pictures of myself from 10 years ago when I wasn't a fat alky. Proper ropefuel that lads
>>80196652I don't recognise 4chan janitors as a real profession bc they do work but they don't grt paid lol but other reasons too. Imagine logging into your "job" on 4chan nd cracking on with your work but your payment for working is zero lol. It's not as if u can put it on your CV but theu probably do lol. Professional cleaner renumeration nothing, zilch lol. Bt if I get ban u can add my discord crossybhoy.
>>80196680Because many if not the vast majority posters here are NEETs and NEETs tend to drink more out of boredom. Devil makes use of idle hands ect...
>>80196680I'm not an alcoholic, but I am drinking alcohol at this moment in time, and also having a spliff. I also posted the banging choons on the post above yours. parvis imbutus tentabis grandia tutus
>>80196680Dossers with 0 self control Alcohol is a proper shit tier drug tbqh
I say jump and the devil says how high.
>>80196702I never click on youtube links posted here desu
Order dispatched last Monday, supposesly Royal Mail second class and still hasn't arrived. No tracking information on the Shop app. Have had nothing but bad experiences with companies that operate through Shopify.
>yellowstone coming to Netflix>literally the only show people sign up to Paramount+ forProof these streaming services are hemorrhaging money. Physical media will not go away.
>>80196710I have a look/listen to most. Might be something I like.An anon posted this, and I love it. I know you won't look, but others might, and 1 might.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdYvkaYsaU
My goth big sister had more of an effect on my wee life than she knew. I became an otaku for smashing pumpkins in the 2000s just off her wearing a t shirt one day nd I thought the name sounded cool. Now am 32 still playing siamese dream
>>80196726Netflix would be losing money if it wasn't for shows like Squid Game.
yep. this is how you do britfeel mates
>>80196766There's a reason they keep increasing prices all the time.
>>80196731>I know you won't lookYoure right
Peeling some potatoes rn
*runs through the thread shooting at anons with his nerf guns, whilst trying not to trip over the leather trench coat he borrowed from his big brother*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtv99fZhQQ
>what few friends i have are massive fucking dossers, every one of them >frequent Taiwanese rug weaving forum filled with dossers >get pissed off at everyones complete lack of motivation for anything besides sitting on their fucking arses all day complaining >hate the wagie cunts in work with their "im so important" prick attitude Cant win de lids
>>80196789Aye, their dossers la, but they have heart. Ye cannae deny they have heart
>>80196782Always practice my gun katas before bed.
DJ fucken badboy, tuesday afternoon lads. LET'S FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
Spaffed for the 3rd time today just nowShall be calling it soon
I'm fucken leaving my dosshole for good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFRIZW0gNOU
ARGH must be those GREEDY PRIVATE CORPORATIONS trying to maximise their GREEDY SHAREHOLDER returns... oh wait...
>>80196815DJ FUCKING BADBOY HERE STEAMING AS SHITE
Magnus Carlsen is the greatest chess player of all time and he's only 34, he became a chess grandmaster at just 13. Mental that.I wish I was autistically good at something.
Imagine being this good. Skill level through the roof.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Kz7bo5tKE
>>80196854>9%https://news.sky.com/story/water-bills-to-rise-by-average-of-36-over-next-five-years-says-water-regulator-ofwat-13276002
>>80196861Kek. Remember when he lost a match and he blamed it on a guy with a vibrating butt plug telling him the correct moves in morse code? Sore looser with a God complex.
Only share rhis tune with my realest of real niggas, legitHardcore never die xhttps://youtu.be/OyhvXPH_M28
Frozen wizza for din dins
THE HACIENDA IVE NEVER BEEN TO ANY OF EMWITH SOMEBODY WHO LOVES U
Stepdad needs to step in and sort this drunk loser out ASAP
>>80196859Proper love that song I d.This is also great (if you like it), the MC is brilliant. The first 7 min are the best. But this is the best bit. Proper good for teh mental elf (methinks).https://youtu.be/c5XPwOUa0Nk?si=dcsPC39VzGfKsWxD&t=61
Crosslad vs stepdad. The battle of good vs evil.
>>80196924The winner gets to fuck the mother
When I first did ecstasy I cried my eyes out nd laughed at the same time bc I felt like it shouldn't even be possible for a human being to feel this good. After 20 years of hating myself to suddenly feel that. It overwhelmed me completely. Quite naive in hindsight. But I loved it.
https://youtu.be/LmdIIOqhQYM
Looks like Labour are making 4chan incels their number one enemy.
A lot of people shit on Reddit and call it cringe. Its not that bad. Like a forum of different things. You can choose what you want to see.
>>80196869Weird. This same video got recommended to me today as well and I watched it earlier. Algorithm pushing the same shite to all of us.
Might shoot off a few msgs to **** now that am in my zone
>>80196947My mammy belongs to me nd me only. Not in a weird way. I love my mammy. Not many other ppl in this life I can honestly say l love nd mean it. No one else desu.
1/3rd of all posts lads.
Thank you Iqbal Mohamed MP (Dewsbury and Batley) for courageously campaigning for greater taxpayer-NHS expenditure on healthcare costs associated with the offspring of cousin marriages! This is the sort of forward-thinking politics that defines modern Britain.
>>80197046It just puts everyone else off lad. If I immediately see a wall of his filtered drivel I close the thread and come back a few hours or a day later.
https://youtu.be/9DoHz87-f5w dnb
>>80197046Meds for searching that nd double meds for screencap
>>80197106You're telling others to take meds?Kinell innit
More Indians migrated to England last year than Poles were born in Poland. 253,000 vs 236,622Mad that.
>>80197076This is a nigga that never posted a post worth reading in his life Sorry to be honest, but fuck you. How's that. You're a drone. How's that ChatGPT ahh nigga Copy paste some chapgpt in the thread nd it'll have the same effect as your input you actual NPC How dare you presume to judge me lmaoDon't fink you know how things work here
Crossy is the new chairman. Like it or lump it. You know where the door is!
>>80197076I fell asleep reading this boring ahh post alone you fuxkjng drone away nd tell bedtime stories to slugs or w/e you acrual non-entities fill your time with. Cheers x
>>80197187I mean I just block his posts lol.
I bought an entire new (old second-hand, but you get what I mean) thinkpad and installed linux on it literally just to use it for porn.
What is it with minecraft youtubers having the most nasally, whiny, shitty, not-quite-through-puberty voices?
Crossmong the type of guy to wax his arsehole
ECSTASY ECSTASY ECSTASY
>>80197329lmfao shut up you drug addict
>>80197270I'm lasered clean below my neck lol, did all my dangly bits and my arsehole. Much prefer it.
Need my arbroarhy lassie back to sort these mongs
Looks like the crosslad regime has already collapsed. At least the Welper regime lasted a few years before collapsing. Who will be the next UK Chairman to rise and fall?
>>80197386Titlad for chairman
>>80197382Arbroathy was a large disgusting man
>>80197386I vote for Ruthlad
>>80197386One by one the mongs fall. They always do. But /britfeel/ is forever.
>>80189045Too right Even if its not a larpPosting your weans on 4chan for the gimmickHaha epicFucking paedo beastKick his cunt in Fucking creepy beast cunt
Haha great gimmick mate posting your mixed race sprog on 4chanThat's dead funnyFucking do himI give my zoomer army full legap immunity for booting his head in
>>80196443>(five if its related to child sex offences).Which it would be for many of the lads here.
>>80197416>>80197427Sounds like you're angry that he's significantly superior to you
I sent my frog out to get me some hazelnut filled croissants and some mini vegetable wizzas when the Aldi Apus set themselves upon him as he walked beyond the carp park. I had to hear my fucking fren be killed over walkie talkie. He just wanted some snacks for him and me and now he's draining into a gutter. Aldi lads have ruined him. SPACCA is going to have my guts for garter. I'm so sorry de lids.
>>80197441He's a Jewish cunt posting his nigger sprog on a paedophile threadThere's a scarce few posters itt that legitimately need their head kicked in, he's one of them
Horrible flashbacks to the time I saw my mum's arsehole
>>80197141And I still can't find the Poojita of my dreams. Sad world we live in.
>>80197476Just because you're a paedophile and you post here, it doesn't make it a paedophile thread.
Right which one you has the ssm and Helen pics then? I wanna see what the old lass looks like.
>>80197441Posting your children here is fucking weird and creepy lad what you on about? That's proper suspect
>>80197523I got twolled by an anon into searching frame bt frame in 1 video that she would turn up. Irs lies
>>80197535Read the comments in the latest riff ratz video. Seems folk have holiday pictures of the two of them.
>>80197530Zim here. I had no choice lad. People were demanding proof so I had to provide it.
What to do about this?
>>80197583We follow Seaside Creed. Plenty of space for lots of new culturally enriching people. It so LUSH.
>>80197583We've seen 5 million in the last 5 years. What we do about that?
>>80197583Love smelly brown subhuman scum me, the more the better x
>>80197602Racist dogwhistle>>80197615Racist shite.Fuck Nazis x
Love the racist losers in here pretending that any immigrant is worse than they are
>>80197668I'm an immigrant and I'm hereAMA
>>80196448>shippyI have no squabbles with you Fren.
>>80197583I'm sure white teenage girls will be very happy about it.
>>80197683What's it like hanging outside of schools?
>>80197723Pretty fucking cold at the minute actually
>>80197668>the racist losers in hereCorr, 7 letter captcha
>>80197476How do you know Zimmy is Jewish?
Brits are paedophiles
>>80197633It true, n they all smell of shit sweat and urine.
>>80197777Ruthmong smells like that
Yeah, I'm better than immigrants
I have a sense that we'll be back to normal tomorrow
Ruth is pro immigration. Laura too.
thinking about that anon who posted the pokemon gamecube game, ps1 games cost a fortune now...what are good games/media/toys to buy now that will be worth big money in say 10/20 years time?I regret selling my pokemon cards at a carboot sale when I was 16
Thinking about Crossmong's waxed arsehole
>>80197829Don't know. Retro games were stupidly inflated over Covid and never went back down. I have a bunch of PS1 games but they are in a binder so worth fuck all. Should have kept the cases which is funny because I am DVDlad and would never get rid of a case now. Got some OG games like Rayman, the Bugs Bunny games and Resident Evil.
>>80197829My Horse and Me 2 for Xbox 360.
gonna settle in for that comfy Subnautica grind after a long day at work >>80197543she apparently commented on one his vids and her youtube pic was a pic of her and ssm on holiday. I haven't seen the photo though and surprised it was not posted here. >>80197530it is fucking weird desu. I dont mind posting the odd thing from my personal life but would never post my literal sprog
>>80197796No I don't smell. I think my simple diet helps. I do change clothes every now and then.
Think its time to tuck into a pakkit of crisps tbqhwy. I enjoy that crisps contain a high amount of sodium that satisfies my bodies desire for something that is salty. Salt is very nice and I eat them knowing that they taste nice. As for people that say they cause illness I say to you my body wants salt and It taste nice so there is no problem present here at all. Its all fake news and pakkit of crisps are healthy
He's gone quiet. Bet mammy put dinner on. Hope she emptied a box of sleeping pills in it.
No emily video for two weeks. Lazy cow.
Sims 1 and 2 remasters lads.
>>80197870Actually hilarious to think she's seen videos on his channel when you think of the absolute drivel he puts up
Want Crossy back bet he gone to bed
Ed Sheeran has seen better dayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/cymrufyw/erthyglau/c8r5v7p5jk3o
Hearing rumours Zimmy is a nonce
If only euthanasia was an option for us miserable neet incels. That's the solution really.
>>80197983A Jewish nonce to be specific
Think this Zimmy being Jewish thing is made up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM7EF7jSMCI
Clear as day the same person is behind both Arbroathy and Crosslad
They don't like brown sprogs north of the border
Need a new personality to fill in the vacancy left by helpers untimely passing.
The birthrate has for a long time been significantly higher in England than Scotland, and this is reflected in /britfeel/ too
>>80198047>They don't like brown sprogs
>>80198050At least we still have shipanon
>Seethes about brown sprogs >Doesn't have a white sprog of his ownSAD! Many such cases
Nerve was touched it would seem kek
>>80198085I'll give you that one lad.T. Brown sprogged
>>80198100>T. Brown sprogged
>>80197923This is total bollocks. Bet it's without any DLC as well even though they were giving away The Sims 2: Complete Edition for free a few years back. Scumbag fucks.
>>80197811I highly doubt that, but I bet your fragile little ego is piled on top of that lie you're telling yourself.
Sims 5 when
>>80198270It'll be barebones and free to play with microtransactions out the wazoo so I wouldn't hold your breath.
Wtf ever happened to the hollow knight sequel?
WooHoo with a fat blonde
>>80198261I just said it to rile you up. A goal Ive achieved
>>80198368What a lofty goal lad. Don't fly too close to the sun!
>>80198384Still riled up. I didn't expect to win this hard
Organising all these comic events is giving me a headache. That Batman Dark Night Metal series sounds interesting.
Me? I don't play The Sims since I'm not a woman or a homosexual.
I'm a homosexual woman who plays The Sims
The sight of my mum's anus is burned into my retinas forever
Anyone know a good website to get suicide pills in the UK?
Still choon posting? onna tuesday? What a madmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0UoSmashing this getting shit thrown in preperation for leaving malarky.
I reckon there's been between 5 and 10 posters ITT today.
>>80198667Where did everyone else go?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7ArUgxtlJs
*stomps around the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALO5tQQ1D0
One for bootylad. Some very nice bum bums in this vid. And also, which is quite important,CHOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riyv8MRpC7
Lads, I've been dating this bird for about 3-4 months. She's cute, we get on very well etc etc. It's been peaceful and nice. I had a fucked up ex and this is completely different. BUT in the last month I had to cancel plans because I genuinely needed to be involved in a family discussion about my gdad's finances and she went off about how I never plan things, how she doesn't think I really like her blah blah. It came as such a shock to me. Anyway, today's I've had a day from hell and just want to go home from work and lay down and be by myself. Got a raging headache and I'm knackered. I said I really need to just chill tonight and she's done it again. Can't lie, the first time put me off her a bit and this has left a worse taste in my mouth. She's been going off about how I never make the plans (true and I feel bad about it, but my idea of fun is just hanging out, going to the pub, walking about - I don't want to always go for meals which are now terrible value for money) and we don't see eachother regularly (we do - but I have friends I want to hang out with, and want my own time after work). I'm not sure what to do really. She's usually great, but I fucking hate when girls have a go at me like I've called her parents cunts or something. Does my head in.
>>80198713Sozlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riyv8MRpC7I
Choons and a hard on?WEW LADS!!!
I forgot how good this video is.Might do sexo this year lads, forra laff.
Hands up who cummed?Couldn't do that vid today.Also, vidrel, me when I go anywhere (ya know due to being extremely handsome n shieeeeet).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt19IDvNr-g
Need a gameFAQs for the red telephone desu
Might as well pop this on.The tune to thi is good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cs5qRRZxMsI'll have the chorus as my mantra when I'm on the pull.
Fucking air fryer has broke after 2 years. What a bag of shite. 250 pound ninja bag of shit. Fucking fuming.
I've reached the pinnacle of Chuds law of happenings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I80sFsCH3G0
When they open the hotel door of the groomer and surprise surprise he's brown. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cre8n7wr31jo
>>80198878That's not the pinnacle tho. You're close.
Life is unsalvageable desu
>>80198206I think it would be good to get HD versions of the console games. Loved Bustin' Out.
>>80198930>really hope this is a library and not some sad retard who can't stop collecting surface level knowledge of languages instead of actually learning one
This is one of my favourite k-slop songs. Babes, (apart from hussy) choon, and a good positive message.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2h3lGlOsk
*jumps up in the air, lands and bangs his feet, spins 360 and shout HAY**walks off to the thread kitchen*
Imagine the stories SSM's sink could tell
Nightcore time of the night methinks, BANGYERMAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-DVXCnZM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73z2k_Dh6MALL DAY EVERY DAYLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
might as weII get a nu thread going>>80199202>>80199202
