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Pee girl edition
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If no-one's fond of fucking me, maybe no-one's fucking fond of me.
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>>82792093
snooker, darts.
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Any lads going to London?

https://x.com/LozzaFox/status/1977467967995568391
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>>82792135
I am fond of yer lobster lad
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>>82792160
when was this? was already posted a while ago.

i think that Ian Miles Cheong lad does this on purpose, right? keeps reposting the same things. makes it look new.
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Xbox on 16 hours a day.
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>>82792183
Yeah its 4 months old now
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>>82792119
sex with pee lass
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Finishing off these stellas now x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_zcJJIiEL4
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Fisting pee girls arsehole
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Kissing pee girl's nipples
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It's too late to get an age appropriate girlfriend now. They're all on the brink of menopause anyway.
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>>82792275
Yes you have fucked up your life. Why do you keep telling us about this conclusion?
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Anxiety is through the roof.
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>>82792293
What can be done? Apparently society always says things like "it's never too late" but don't elaborate.
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>>82792119
Shit edition and shit picture, worst thread in months
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People need to stop bullying polaroidlad.
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>>82792314
Get on the stellas HHL style
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>>82792316
Nothing can be done lad. You fucked it. Instead of doing the hard work of improving your life skills by putting yourself into difficult situations, you did everything you could to avoid doing anything even slightly difficult. You fucked it and it's because you're a coward.
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>>82792275
How old are you, like half your age plus 9 is 35?
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Jews run all the banks
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Not a crime against humanity fucking hell

People need to calm dowm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2bluVPsb0
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>>82792342
Spoken like a real bully. Well done, we're all impressed by your lack of empathy and ignorance of a persons circumstances during their formative years.
Are you perhaps, a homosexual?
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>>82792342
Don't be so negative.

>>82792349
I'm 35.
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>>82792314
Get a bag in classic HHL style.
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sorry if i come across as unusual x
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>>82792399
when are you going to apologise for being boring?
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So many seethers tonight
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If I die Britain fucking burns x
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We need a better thread this one is extremely shit
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Ngl I've lost me drink. Nowt left. Have to go down shop x
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>>82792275
my gf is 32. need to put a sprog or two in her asap
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>>82792500
Better hurry up those eggs have expiration dates on them. The older she is the odds of the child having Down's syndrome and other brith defects increases.
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>>82792514
I'm on it lad don't worry
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Garn down shop for more wooze now. End of my era.

Fuck the lot of yas x
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Just want a comfy night sat alone in the dark except for the light off the telly and not have to worry about tomorrow
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>>82792527
I'll help, you know the old womens trying to pregnant saying... "Two knobs are better than one"
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>>82792534
It Monday, lid
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>>82792534
Sick of this guys shit
FUCK OFF
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Sean being most posters
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>>82792603
corr the first britfeel baby
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>>82792376
All I'm doing is agreeing with the same conclusions he's made
>>82792378
>Don't be so negative
A shame you can't go back in time and give yourself that advice when it might actually matter
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Let's get fucked up man xxx

Ian Watkins is fucking dead x

Getting wissed me x
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>>82792653
Nah you're putting to boot in when he's at a low point ignoring the memories that made him who he is today. Classic bullying.
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>>82792622
I'm Sean x
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>>82792335
Who is bullying me?
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Blendon
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>>82792668
I'd probably have said the same before reading three years of his whining, self pitying posts where everything is an excuse for why he never has to try. Nah, I have no sympathy for him at all. And there's no way his shit position in life is anything other than his own fault. It's utterly obvious he's been making excuses and doing fuck all since day 1.
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HHL, genuinely worried about you like the other lads.

this was all last night, all this morning, and now this evening. you've passed out. get some water in you.
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>>82792612
4chanx and filter ?
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>>82792762

It's over lid.

End of an era for me x
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if you filtered HHL you'd only see the negative responses from bullies.
>>82682472
this is a positive post.
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honestly this thread is in a dire state, don't see a reason to post here at all
ofcom should wipe it out already
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>>82792948

It's all over de lid

We had a good run x
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might try mixing Diet Coke and Irn Bru in a glass
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Knocking back that VK now lmfao x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
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Here's what I've learned about prostitutes. If you think you've built a real connection, you haven't. You've paid for their time. And once the money runs out, so does the care.

But here on /britfeel/, it's real. The people here who listen, message and laugh with me are genuine. This isn't pussy, but it's community. And I'll always choose that.
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Freedom to speak

It's more than some have
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>>82793084
A bit smash-burgered tonight are we?
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>>82793066
>If you think you've built a real connection, you haven't. You've paid for their time. And once the money runs out, so does the care.
scares me how they can turn this on and off.
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>>82793119
Right? Imagine having to marry someone like that like 15 years down the line and having no idea about it. Crazy shit like.
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How it should be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSXpshaHQw
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They call me a pathetic loser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M

So be it x
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It all Kate's fault x
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GOODNIGHT AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT'S LIFE X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14
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HHL is a bad egg
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Back from second funeral in Devon in a month. Wtf is this shit I'm not doing that drive again any time soon no way no fucking how. Luckily there's nobody left to die down there, well I got some cousins but they all healthy lids.
Anyway tell ya what, not a bad time overall. Nice to see the cuzzers, listened to like ten hours of audiobookingtons and I've still got a piece of lemon drizzle left to eat tomorrow, get in de lads.
I see our helper has been posting drivel for 24 hours straight. Wonder what that guys deal is.
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Founder member of the never having sex crew
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If you're thinking of seeing a prostitute, all I'll say is just beware those angels with their wings glued on
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>>82793444
Agreed. Frankly he's such a "woo im big i drink alcohol" 16yr old tosser I'm thinking of blocking his trip.
Bored shitless of the cunt.
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Got tomorrow off toil thanks to TOIL. That's time off in lieu for the neets in the audience.

I just don't know what I'm going to do with myself, the odds are reasonable that I'll just shitpost for a significant portion of it. Might practice my welperbaiting. That's baiting him, not jerking him off or owt I'm not a poof.
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Trump in Sharm El Sheikh right now
wonder if the locals are telling him about seasidemark
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Hopping on for a Battlefield 6 sesh. Gonna play all nite you know how it is
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>>82792723
this is the same thing kiwimongs say when they try to justify bullying literal spackers
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>>82793601

Garn jump on BF6 soon me. Just necking this VK first x
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For me? It's Dominions 6.
It's a fantasy game that completely avoids Tolkien tropes; instead drawing from various mythologies and folklore of real societies. It has one of the most interesting magic systems of a game and plays like a strange cross of a Total War auto-battler, Civilization, Dwarf Fortress, Dungeons and Dragons.
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Military coup in Madagascar

It's all kicking off x
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It all kicking off. Armies of Chelms (all Arthurian and Essex inspired) facing off against the poofter protectors of the 'forest'. The age of the forest is over, can't have wastrels and vagrants in them trying to lure people in, turning them into level 5 vegans and forcing them to hug brambles and horse people all day.
We both green but im the better darker green.
It's an end of an era (the late era) for them. Centaur World will fall x.
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Aww mate lmfao x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oL7v7PLac
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The forestmongs broke through. Not even a wall of pikes was enough to hold them back, they trample over humans as they're almost 10ft tall and built like a brick shithouse. My Chelms Knights fight strong on the flank but the now the MinoMONGS are advancing on my archers and elite bodyguards, now it's time they prove they're worth the exorbitant upkeep costs I pay for them.
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>>82793775
Corrrrr this looks like a proper autism game (positive)
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>>82793695
>It's a fantasy game that completely avoids Tolkien tropes

when fantasy settings go out of their way to do this you FEEL that stuff missing IMO. we've had mythology stories and fairytales for millennia. STOP OMITTING GIANTS AND GOBLINS BECAUSE TOLKIEN USED THEM, YOU HIPSTERS
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The brave Chelms Knights fighting a desperate battle. The sap sucking scum of the woods animating vast bramble-ogres to try and overwhelm them. I'm not sure if their spear is going to cut it against creatures made of vine and bark.

>>82793838
It's a major autism game. Everytime I pick it up I end up lost in it. Last time I played I think I was an Aztec inspired frog civilization. It's fairly easy to pick up but ultimately hard to master. In online circles the meta changes regularly because all the factions are so wildly asymmetrical on a meta point of view.

>>82793842
This game has goblins, elves, dwarves and things but they're presented in the ur example from their respective mythologies instead of what Tolkien (who based his Legendarium off these ur examples.) and Dragonlance/DnD set after them.
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All of their satyrs and worse, a fully plate clad Grove Guard has broken through my front line; fortunately the best of my men have been enchanted with luck and my Wardens of Avalon rarely miss with their light crossbows.
Can't stand satyrs, they're literal forest rapists. Time we did away with them.
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>>82793875
>they're presented in the ur example from their respective mythologies instead of what Tolkien (who based his Legendarium off these ur examples.) and Dragonlance/DnD set after them.
fair enough de lad.

obvs Tolkien set a lot of the standards and tropes but where the HELL are brownies in all those level 1 caves???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_(folklore)
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My army was forced to retreat. My frontline was not strong enough to stand up against them and all my archers turned tail and fled, causing a massive morale failure in the rest of my troops - fortunately most of them managed to get way, the Chelms Knights sacrificed over half their number so the rest could get away to the next province. When we come back next year we won't be skimping on the sword and board.


>>82793935
It's interesting that all of these gobbos are shared across most of European folklore. The same with gnomes... and fairies.
Tolkien was a game changer for fantasy. He made the the sword and sorcery genre look as (most) of the pulp fiction it was. I think only Conan and Elric are the only two to survive from a popular standpoint.
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>sea-ass
>sea-dog
>sea-hare
>sea-mouse
>sea-pig
>sea-turtle

these monk lads must have been on drugs.
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The giant snails have broken through.
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Mate wtf is this shite x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k
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got the game yesterday. i'm so shite
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All the Chelmspeople worship the HOTTENTOT. She's a goddess of fertile bounties to all living things, just her presence in a region gives birth to a growth multiplier which means more people and more soldiers, death is an inconvenience when the devout are sent to her Gardens of Delight.
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late nite strawbposting
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>>82794080
what ya playing on, lad?
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>>82794101
PC mate
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coming soon, aren't you excited
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>tfw no chubby fertility idol gf
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>>82794108
nice 1
don't like console?
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>>82794117
Don't mind console but I prefer PC. Have a Switch 2 and a PS4 but I don't play them much
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>>82794122
same desu
i sold my pc so i have a laptop now. only thing i really play on it is oblivion. is bf6 any good? heard it's fucking cod up the arse
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>>82794110
can only imagine the mile of simps lining up to get her blessing and a god-mandated gf.
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remember Girls Aloud? this is them now
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>>82794109
nah. already gotten a bit chillier, not looking forward to the trve cold.

we rarely get proper snow nowadays and EVEN IF we do i'm scared of falling over ;_;
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Just shit meself
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did not clock that this Sprite is normal Sprite and not zero sugar
and yet, i still wish i had diet 7 Up instead.
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>>82794163
wouldn't mind that myself.
took that senna in the middle of the day instead of on the night. who knows what will happen.
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>>82794158
come up norf, snow is plentiful up here, fun as fuck too
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What would happen to Just Stop Oil mongs in China
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Monging out me x
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Almost got sucked into the AI Chatbots again today. Close call.
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I am 99% sure I'm the fattest lad in /britfeel/. Even bigger than blad
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>>82794195
i am up norf. but ANY slip could be my last, lad. Dr Atkins (of the Atkins diet) cracked his head on ice and died. could happen to any of us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pcdg9m7Dao
this is still cool though, some people just UNDERSTAND ice physics
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for me it was Don't Pay UK. middle-class anarchist LARPers telling everyone not to pay their energy bills - they can't arrest us all!!!

don't get me wrong would love it if it worked, but the reality was
>you didn't pay your energy bill? well, now you have to pay your energy bill.
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Have the thread all to myself again. No late night posters here
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I am going to the it bit the ot because
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NEET protip:

if you just don't want to pay your energy bills, do this
https://bget.org.uk/
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>>82794626
Wrong. I just woke up. Went to bed early cause I was depressed.
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have you considered a spaff (NHS recommended)
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I like the game but BF6 has such a shit UI.
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took a valium and now i am TOO comfy i think
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>>82793716
I wonder if this will spread to the UK
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>>82793613
False equivalence lad. Ruthmong inflicts himself on us, not the other way around
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Still drunk me x
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Starting to make noises when I get up and sit down. Is this normal when you turn 30?
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Bit of Bebe Rexha x

Military coup in Madagascar. Truman Show vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEJuoEs1UxY
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>>82795042
think that's just how sound works, lad.

but yep for me it's clicking knees. was an occasional happening in my 20s, became the new normal at 30ish ;_;
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Getting smashed now who gives a fuck x
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pipe down, little lad
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Getting smashed on a monday is a bit weird de lid
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Pipe fucking downz.

This is my fucking era man x
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I say jump, England and Ireland say how fucking high x
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Gonna have to filter HelperLad. Wish him the best but I can't stand seeing his drunk ramblings
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They tell me not to point my green laser at the sky I wonder why. They vibing, they watching, they waiting x
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>>82795192
Bloody hell welper have you been drinking for 48 hours now?
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>>82795223
he started on Sunday. so this is still that same sesh.
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>Apply for basic warehouse job
>Must have 2 years experience
2 years experience lifting boxes oh aye
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>>82795269

Just cracked open a wokkle me. Got a new crate to get through now. Fuck it lad someone has to do it x
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>>82795302
does ordering stuff from warehouses count?
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>>82795260
Pipe downs x
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The hell are you supposed to be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=761ug8dhd
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It's a warning.

TO THEM X
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>>82795328
On the brassies lad?
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it was supposed to be pee girls edition
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>>82795425

On the stellas lid x
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>>82795452
OP can disguise it as a crush all he wants, we all know the REAL reason was just to show off his polaroids.
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I respect drunk Englishman much more than sober Englishman who supports demographic replacement. Simple as x
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Fancy a suck?
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>>82793716
>Madagascar
Shame the place never got enriched with Jewish diversity as the Austrian painter planned
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>>82795495

What behinds closed doors happens x

Just be pro-British x
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>demographic replacement
all the 16-25s i once knew are now 26-40.
aliens???
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Emma fucking Watson on the phone x

Can't believe it x
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I just spoke to Emma Watson on the phones x

My life is complete x
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>>82795584
bloody mad tha laa
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>>82795614

Mate wtf is even happening anymore x
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Nobody give shit whether I or die x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY
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Problem with the post office x
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Lads here who spend all day on the computer: do you get uncomfortable, like having a painful back/arse after a couple hours sitting down, or do I just have a shit office chair? If so, any recommendations for one I can sit on for 8+ hours without needing to stand up/lay down
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how long until 4chan is banned then eh? just read ofcom fined it 20k lmao
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I might need some therapy me x
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It took me my whole life to learn the G.
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I never learned to play the lead guitar.
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>>82795584
What did you talk with her about?
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>>82795780
Just rhythm guitar?
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Luncingham soon phwaor
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>>82795004
If I were a British NEET virgin then the brit thread on /r9k/ seems like it would be the most appropriate place to vent post
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>>82796164
Ruthmong is Turkish though
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>>82796190
if he was he'd be on tip top bennies
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>>82796212
He's not on bennies for the same reason he doesn't have a British passport or even a birth certificate. He's from Turkey. Refuses to make a 2 second post on int or bant to show us his flag. Little Turkish man with a fetish for British ASMR girls. Imitating British culture from audit videos.
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Remember last year with britfeel getting made on /bant/ a few times. That's when I first noticed. Even when the bant thread was more active, Ruthmong continued posting here and acted like bant didn't exist. Even when the r9k was dead apart from him. That's strange, since Ruthmong craves attention. I realised it's the flag. He didn't want us to see what his country flag is.
So I asked him directly the other day. Take 5 seconds to make a post on int and bant so the lads can see your UK flag. No. Refuses. I said even if you use a VPN as long as it shows a UK flag I'll accept it lol. No. Won't do it. Hmm.
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People have said Ruthmong is foreign a long time before that, but that's what confirmed it for me.
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>>82796256
>Refuses to make a 2 second post on int or bant to show us his flag
Is this true, Ruthmong?
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>>82796256
Thought Ruthmong was a little skinny autistic shut in. How do you know he's a turkroach?
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>>82796361
the bant thread was never more active. It kept having to get bumped because it was in danger of falling off a board where you can go 12 hours without posts.
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SSM has put on some mass.
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Looking like he finna eggsplode anytime naa
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Was playing Battlefield and lost track of time. Now it's past 5am. Whoops
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>>82796869
Go bed immediately
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Necking woffee naa
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Keking at the thought that Ruthmong is a little brown turkroach sitting in his mud hut pretending to be British.
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>>82797035
Turkey is a developed country, shitlord
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Guess we're staying up for over 24 hours..
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Imagine getting sucked off aggressively by a buff tranny
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>>82797283
What a nice thought to start your day with.
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>>82797159
Hey goatfucker It's a Muslim country. How can it be a developed country?
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>>82797302
It pisslamist but I heard they don't take it srs, could be wrongerino tho.
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>>82797302
I can think of several muslim countries that are more developed than the UK
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Pie? Nah I'm alright mate x

SEAGULLS SEAGULLS X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atrtoMid9vE
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>>82797346
U slept de Las?
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>>82797349

I passed out on couch de lid x
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Might go maccies for me brekkie again x
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>>82797417
Planning on doing the same lad.
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Meant to post this ffs x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Wv4SCBiTE
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>>82797395
Will this bender ever end?
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Almost dozed off just then. Have to stay up until at least 7pm so I don't fuck up my sleep pattern. If anyone has any suggestions to keep me occupied and awake, like film/game/music/etc recs it would be appreciated
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>>82797450

Even I have no idea what's even happening now. We're in uncharted now. The eternal bender x
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>>82797417
Groundhog day lid
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>>82797458
Genuinely worried about you. Might have to message Kev or Sandra on Facebook.
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Is there any fucking dinosaurs on this tour mate x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhMj76QwS8
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Maybe it's the power trying to come back ons x
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Ready to crack open a frozen beverage
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HHL doing fat lines with Dennis Nedry and Robert Muldoon in that visitor centre. Oh aye x
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>>82797474
Your entering undiscovered lands now de lid with this bender.
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a lot of coke heads suffer a heart in their 30s
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>>82797479
Any updates from Brian?
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>>82797507
>suffer a heart
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It Tuesday
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>>82797496

Rattling off these stellas now lid x

Feels like the end of an era x
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Just remembered I have voluntary work in the morning. Jesus christ x
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>>82797531
Nooo lid, it not fair.
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BURN EVERYTHING

I JUST CAN'T CHANGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
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>>82797536

Took on too much lid x

Might have to go back to basics x
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>>82797531
Today? Better get that cancelled. The fresh air likely to be a game over moment
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>>82797531
Just get a bag in and power through it. Surely it's just a couple of hours?
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There's no fucking way I'm making voluntary work now. Let the lads down feel like shit.

Drink has defeated me x
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>>82797552

Fuck that am staying off the wrugs. Rather fuck off to maccies and get a mcmuffin. Sniff robs my love of food. Evil shit x
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>>82797556
There's always gunna be parks etc needing cleaned up so always another day.
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>>82797570

True true x
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Just chillin' n killin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oL7v7PLac
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Maccies a good shout though. Gotta keep the belly full with something other than liquids
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>>82797556
I've just let Sandra know what you're up to x
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Ngl Dianne saying I reminded her of frosty jackz in his younger years has shaken me a bit. Am I really on that path? Might have to go full time sober after this bender concludes x
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Ofcom Is evil
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YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY

I JUST CAN'T SLEEPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
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I'm a virgin loser drinking himself to death lmfao x
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Let's fucked up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZDTiXiHsc
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>>82797757
Why not just get a prozzie?
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>>82797778

I got a prozzie in before but she wouldn't fuck me x
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>rejected by a paid slut
>has likely fucked fat old men with ED before, and done all kinds of depraved shit
>wont touch the long necked spacker
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Feel like getting an escort in now x
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>>82797791
Just try again to be honest
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>>82797791
>she wouldn't fuck me
Why
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DURING THE 4 YEARS OF WAR
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Youtube have fucking removed the siemens factory speech
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not right how trump treated starmer imo

https://x.com/HJB_News__/status/1977825728386547948
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Hitler was a HHL tier nutjob ranting and raving. History will repeat itself. It sad.
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MY FELLOW CITIZENS
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>>82797876
His carers won't let him rise to power
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HHL lives in Grindon, Sunderland btw
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>>82797935
Hastings Hill ?
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Looks like doxxing to me. Jannie won't be happy.
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THE ETERNAL BENDER CONTINUES

CRACKING OPEN ANOTHER STELLA NOW
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Might have a day off the vidya and watch a movie instead.
All while wiggling the mouse on my work laptop of course!
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>>82797972
God chose this path for you x
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How it should be x

Seth and James know the score x
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16 years since we lost Captain Lou
Do the Mario today in his honour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
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>>82797986
Isnt the guy on the right a rapist?
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England is mine and it owes me a living, ask me why and I'll spit in your eye x
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NATO airstrikes pounding Sunderland. HHL loyalists abandoning their positions on that A19. It's over x
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>>82798000
Why is England yours and owes you a living?
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>>82798000
NEW ENGLAND IS MINE
AND IT OWES ME A LIVING
WE GO NOW OVER THE BRIDGE OF SIGHS
WE'LL GET A CROSS LIKE CHRIST CRUCIFIED
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>>82798000
ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country
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Wonder what crossy thinks of all this
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American dream: make as much as you can according to your talents.
British dream: take as much as you can according to your needs.

Straight up the British state just needs a full restructuring. Start over.
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>>82798073
Could HHL get a car too? He has an autism diagnosis too
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Government worker wage increases outperformed private sector ones this quarter to august. Strange how that works given that the economy is in a permanent state of stagnation and the private sector funds the public. Just odd. Quite weird really. Boggles the mind a bit.

Oh and also don't forget that the government mandated wage increases in the private sector as well so the 'real' private wage rise is lower than the stated value.
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I used to do a shitload of MDMA and listen to David Guetta for hours on end. Reckon I permanently altered my brain chemistry.
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>>82798100
>'competition' in the private sector fails yet again
curious
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>>82798073
How are all these hidden disability mongs scamming high rate mobility component of PIP? The questions for that part are literally just about whether you can walk 200 meters
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>>82798112
I'll blow your mind, lad: they lie!
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just checked the CCTV and it looks like the wollox status machine has been done in, seems it can only handle ebbs and flows and struggles when wollox have been severly done in for a continual period
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>>82798114
So they're just not doing assessments anymore, like in person, where someone can see that they can in fact walk
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>>82798129
>So they're just not doing assessments anymore, like in person, where someone can see that they can in fact walk
Nope.
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Slash all bennies and cull everybody who doesn't want to work
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>>82798131
But logically what use is a car to someone who can't walk more than 200 meters? They can't even go to the shop they'd be guaranteed to walk more than 200 meters from the car park, around the shop and to the tills
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>>82798132
Who actually wants to work? Slave mentality.
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>>82798141
HHL apparently. Otherwise he wouldn't do voluntary work.
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Whole thing is mad. There's something about like 1 in 5 new car registrations being motability?
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>>82798112
The lad in the video had his claim rejected
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>>82798159
Probably because he's dancing about in a video gloating
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I'm garn beddingtons now, I'm sorry Dianne and I'm sorry everybody in Sunderland. End of an era really when you think about it x

I tried my best x


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
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>>82798166
>giving up this easily
Classic HHL style
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>>82798169
>>82798169
>>82798169

I'M GOING FUCKING NOWHERE

RUNNING ON EXHUAST FUMES BUT WILL WILL CONTINUE

THE ETERNAL BENDER RAGES ON
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>>82798214
Bag time? Go out in style
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Heil tucking Hitler

Fuck voluntary work x


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C87cQvdjuFc
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>>82798219

Fuck off ya perveted Jewish rat. I'm not being snuffed out as much as you like it x
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>>82798229
Get a wag in lad, for the lads. We de lads.
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>>82798214
You are the THE ETERNAL BENDER.
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Listen I know some of you perverts fantasize about me killing myself on the drugs. Not gonna happen. Not today, not tomorrow. Not yesterday so give up. I'll just be racist and share Hitler speeches but I'm not killing myself x

Fuck gary Neville x
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>>82798229
Resistance is futile. When Kate wants something she usually gets it x
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>>82798241
not him but I think you should kys too
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>>82798241
Go on laaaaad, do it for the lulz. Go down in history like your forebears smirnoffbro and wosty.
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Based Kate poster x
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wtf frosty is dead?
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>>82798263
BN retired the character sadly
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>>82798263

I carry on his legacy x
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>>82792233
>Fisting pee girls arsehole
It's all so tiresome.
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>>82798279
How come the lad on the left isn't wearing shoes?
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Scuds getting fired at every EU capital if I ever go downs x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA
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>>82798285
From the series: Pictures that you can SMELL
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>>82798285

Leave him alone man x
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>>82798278
can he not bring back eva6 or mihai? (don't get me wrong, i like Blad)
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Why haven't you necked yourself yet? What are you waiting for?
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Still wissed me x
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>>82796492
In general that was true but
>was never
Is wrong, there was more than one thread and one did quite well for a while, that's when I noticed this. Kind of the least important part of the whole post though desu.
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>>82798303
Ask him on discord, laddie
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also WHO IS 'BRITNORMIE'?

i might have seen the name years ago maybe even LOADS, but this is like if you went 'the killer was Big Doss Man all along'... who?
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>>82798313
Imagine what does feels like corrrr
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Just finishing off these wokkles now. It's over x
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>>82798331
Do you still have THAT video saved or did you delete it?
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>>82798285
he grew up poor in soweto, his family couldn't afford to buy him boots so he learned to play without. once he got scouted by the big dogs in the spacca leagues and the money flowed in he could finally afford a pair only to find out he could play better without.
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Funny how???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw
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>>82798321
somebody who apparently works in advertising and spends his time creating "characters" for britfeel
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>>82798285
>cross eyed gk
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does anyone from /x/ back in the day remember ScaryGhost?
if so, where is he now? thank you
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>>82798358
he's called "the vision" - his crosseyes are his SPACCA ability and confer a better reading of the game. rumours are theres a third eye under his bandana
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>>82798321
50 year old who spends his life on a discord so dire even shippy dumped it
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>>82798154
Yep. Motability is also the largest corporate bond issuer in the country. Not BP, not Tesco, not AstraZeneca, fucking Motability.
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Just untangled one of these, mad skills
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Sean might be a total fucking spastic loser, but at least he's got good taste in porn whores - Alexis Texas is a total succubus.
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>>82798383
nice one lad. just think how much money people WASTE on professional detangling services
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waiting for the postie has gone from a joyous occasion to a nerve-wracking one.
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>>82798381
>even shippy dumped it
Is this true?
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>>82798395
I'm the professional now
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Not going 2 bed until I finish my weers


That's where I stand x
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>>82798413
make sure you drink some water HelperLad
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>>82798388
Probably the same age as HHL too
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>>82798388
Would you describe her as a semen demon?
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wee helper on his 8 can bender
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Might jump on Fortnite me x
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so are these threads just discord for incels banned from discord?
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>>82798433
Nice little wag will give you the energy to win, lad!
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>>82798388
Nice arse but she's a complete butterface
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>>82798449
why would it be that way around?

"Digg? looks like a refuge for banned Redditors"
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>>82798458
can't imagine any other reason someone would waste their time on here
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>>82798388
Needs to finally get blacked
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>>82798468
You been under a rock, lad? She did a couple IR scenes in her latest mini comeback.
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>>82798405
>Is this true?
Yes lol
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just felt the tramadols kick in
but
i have not TAKEN any tramadols
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>>82798285
>/deepfeel/: the black lad is actually Ruthmong
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>>82798488
Good filename that lad. This surely is a dark timeline.
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Percentage of children who do not speak English as their first language:
>Secondary school - 19.2%
>Primary school - 23.4%
>Nursery - 30.2%

Great replacement? Never heard of it mate, did they play Glastonbury or something?
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>>82798502
the flag-shagger IDophile got me curious about /brit/ on /int/ again. lurked there (i say 'lurked', but it's too fast, no way is someone properly reading it all)
anyway the post that stood out to me was >>>/int/215829931

what's going on there?
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>>82798473
>You been under a rock
kind of
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>>82798502
but i reckon the speak it was their second, no? so whats the issue
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Tickling Sean's arsehole
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i'm not forrin but all things considered the forriners (here legally, here illegally) don't affect me much.

meanwhile the people who drive their sports cars in taxi lanes because they can afford the fines, just one of those cars alone could fund my entire lifestyle including the 'luxuries' (drugs)
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>>82798520
>The first generation of iPad was announced on January 27, 2010
This is what has been raising children these last 15 years.
They are thick as shit and never have their bad behaviour corrected.
It is very bad, kids all get sent to nursery and I think parents assume that nurseries will do their parenting for them. It doesn't happen, and so we have a full generation of kids who have not been parented.
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>>82798551
god damn. get kids off screens, bring back Sure Start.
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>neighbours have the Hallowe'en decorations up already
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Having fun with Battlefield 6 but most of the maps are kind of shit. There's no iconic maps like the previous games had, they're mostly really bland and forgettable. A lot of construction sites
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>>82798546
Always forget humans can only care about one thing at a time
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>>82798520
>what's going on there?
It's a conflagration of factors overlapping.
>definition of special needs being massively expanded
>statutory obligations to special needs children taking priority over general needs to classes
>financial expenditure as a result of obligations reaching breaking points (worst examples are SEND students who cost over a hundred grand a year just to ferry them to and from school in taxis)
>complete ablation of any and all means by which to control the children - can't blame parents they'll take you to court, can't shout they'll take you to court, can't not provide all the statutory obligations you'll get taken to court, can't expel you'll get taken to court etc...
>over-representation of immigrant/BAME students in trouble means schools cannot meaningfully address real issues because they'll be called racist and maybe get taken to court
>schooling being compulsory for all
>parents abrogating child rearing to ipads, youtube and nursery/school staff - children are starting schooling not potty trained, unable to turn book pages without swiping, unable to brush their teeth, don't know how to use cutlery etc. and the ADHD content that they've never been told 'no you can't watch that now' turns them into screaming cunts

Kids are worse than ever, parents are worse than ever, considerable amounts of parents and students are of 'protected classes', teachers are more powerless than ever, schools are more powerless than ever and now schools have more mandatory statutory obligations than ever FOR THE WORST STUDENTS. It's a vicious cycle of decline. Expensive decline at that, all of which has been written into law in the past 20-30 years, gradually, building up to the leviathan we have now.
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passed out on couch.

Good luck getting rid iof me x
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>don't affect me much
The standard for if something matters isn't if it personally individually affects 37 year old shutins with no hair
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>>82798558
It still exists, they just call it family hubs now.
The issue is that the type of parent to engage with that is not the problem anyway.
The ones who do the absolute minimum are the issue, and they're not going to leave the house unless they have to.
The focus shifts to the worst kids, and the good kids get ignored. It's universal, and killing private schools for the middle class only makes it worse.
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>>82798546
Of course it affects you, it affects all of us because things like wages, taxation, productivity per capita, housing demand and so on are all aggregate factors that affect everybody and mass immigration, both legal and illegal, exacerbate those factors.

As for the guy driving a sports care in a taxi lane, I've literally never seen that happen, but even so you're not complaining about it because it 'affects your life' lol, you're just whining because you want the state to rob that guy of his property, sell it off and give the money to you for no reason. Bitter, bitter little mong.
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>>82798582
Ill piss on you while you sleep, tiny mong
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Pouring mustard on Sean's face while he sleeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHVsEefuWIc
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>>82798599
What are you going to do about it beside bitch and while here, big man?
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>and while here
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>>82798582
Farkin hell your still going. I didn't believe you had it in you. I'm off out for lunch now. Wee philly cheese stack on the cards
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tranny with a big nose
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day 3 bender let's fucking goooooooooooo x

DAY FUCKING THREE
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I would have sex with a trans person if they were attractive enough. Doesn't bother me.
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>>82798620
>bitch and while here
Wahey mongboy
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Got some leftover sausages in the fridge, lads. Might reheat them in a pan with an egg maybe.
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>>82798647
I mean I guess, but the ones who I'd be alright shagging are like hen's teeth.
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>>82798571
Mate, it's because the game is nothing but nostalgia bait without actually doing anything new.

It's made by people who never worked on the original ones we loved, and they're just trying to emulate it.

I think they did a relatively good job but also should have been less scared to make the game feel unique.

The whole pax armata thing feels half-baked, just like the world building for 2042.

What even necessitated pax armata and why would the world be okay with them.
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>>82798649
I like to cook down a can of tomatoes and throw in some chilli flakes and spices and mix in the chopped up sausages with some spinach. Really fine. Can't beat a fried egg either tho mind you
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>>82798576
i have what you might call a 'single core brain'

>>82798599
i'd be quite happy for the state to taxation-is-theft someone where they're comfortable enough that an illegal fine is just like some minor overhead anyway, sure. i don't think that one's too wild lad.
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voluntary work lids ringing me x
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someone call HHL's parents
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>>82798674
Are you a big enough man to answer?
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looking forward to hhl getting sectioned
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>>82798645
Full blown ackie at this point. Sad.
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I'm fucking ashamed how these last 48 hours have played out x

I'm done after this x
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>>82798697
Think you should probably call it a day desu desu
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remember when Valve did this?

didn't even want that full Black Mesa game the fans ended up doing. keep the same assets, just with the newer game logic/more physics objects. i was never good with Hammer but i think i could have done it.
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>>82798662
Not a bad idea that, you could wack an egg in that mixture and you're basically at shakshuka which is delicious.
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>>82798698
She's blocked viewing her account or something
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>>82798698
i'm fine with sharing public profiles on the web. what i'm NOT fine with is
>write her

American shite.
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Looks like doxxing to me x
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Sean what can you tell us about these ladies?
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mad to think that if HelperLad's YouTube career was ongoing or he started it just a few years later, there would be all these ghouls actually going after him.

those Twitter dumps aren't even "he/she molested someone" any more, it's "look at these old internet posts". wat.
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>>82798744
Marmiteman4 truly was ahead of his time
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>>82798734
quite possibly a 'personal army'/raid type request. although you could make the case it's ethical to take the ban, for the sake of Helper's overall health.

suspect this guy's simply a common troll, tho. no genuine concern.
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>he doesn't know that marmiteman4 is still making content under a different name
alright old timer?
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>>82798728
Always thought Helper's stalker mong(s) seemed foreign
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>>82798768
very sad if so. i could care less if they catch cold.
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>>82798333
I think he'd much rather everyone forgot about him watching CP
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>Taliban are offering fake death threat letters for 40GBP to give to "asylum seekers" before they come to Britain.
>For 40GBP you can obtain three letters from different regional offices, on official documentation, signed by local administrators.
>The letters include warnings that the Taliban will "deliver justice upon you" - shorthand for execution - for co-operating with the "evil government of England".
>An example letter stated that "The Taliban monitor all your activity on social media and will deliver justice when they see you. God will be pleased and you will be freed from this shameful life."

WHABAOUTHEROOOOOOMANROITS?
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>>82798778
You do have to wonder what's the malfunction of someone that would actively seek out content like that.
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>>82795042
Can't even keep me cock hard since I turned 30. Grim all around. Clicking knees and ankles too.
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>>82798783
Low key based, might get one myself
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But I thought voluntary work made him a new man?
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Hey everyone x

I know some of you are upset x

I'm uspet too x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M
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>>82798802
I think we all need to calm down Seanlander x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IIHiFv2Uhw
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I'm upset too x
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>>82798812
I'm upset you're slowly killing yourself big man. Need to wind your neck in and admit you're an alcoholic and get some help.
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We all have the same goals x

Sometimes these things just happen x
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Everyone just calm downs x

Everybody just relax x
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>>82798830
How many cans left lid?
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Everyone just calm downs

I get why people are angry

But we'll all on the same team
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>>82798698
Need an account to view it. Fuck Facebook
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you are under no obligation to calm down or relax
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>>82798314
It's true lad. Go check the archives if you don't believe me. The bant threads were never at any point faster than the r9k threads.
>Kind of the least important part of the whole post though desu
It's not because your point is that he purposely chose to stay in a less active thread when that's not actually true
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>>82798857
what really boils my bonce is when a Facebook page IS publicly viewable, but it pops up with some 'log in' lightbox.

you can tell the developers have gotten really crafty too, you adblock or delete the <div>s and then it just spawns more.
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Sadly the bad buys they don't think like us....
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>>82798873
IDlad lives in a different reality to the rest of us.

but i might be biased since i'm a Mossad disinfo agent. flags would blow my whole cover.
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Everyone needs to calm the fuck down x
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Sadly these things just happen x
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Freedom comes at a price x
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>>82798876
what would you say to the people who think you're a bad guy?
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wtf this whole time you've been able to do bank transfers directly from an ISA?
fucking NatWest online banking only let me transfer it to a current account, first. but you can do it in the mobile app, the hell?
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HHL is the arch villain of this thread.
We know the fucking score.
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>>82798912
>the arch villain is a nonce
Sad that
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Arch is a good OS, leave it alone
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You lasses gearing up to be sharty teens again?
https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/13/4chan_ofcom_fine/
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For the 17th time I am not a "BN" character.
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>>82798941
The crank turns slowly, but only ever turns in one direction. We've got maybe what a couple more months?
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>>82798967
you started looking for jobs, blad?
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>>82798941
genuinely struggling to gauge the tone, here. i always remember The Register having a sense of humour but being sensible enough on tech stuff.

>In brighter news, others under Ofcom investigation have shown improvements, and several of these cases are now closed.
etc. so, they actually support this?
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I have fully embraced the visual novel. They are so fucking fun to play, especially the ones with depraved fully voiced hentai.
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like what's all this 'notorious hate website' drivel they keep saying? are they aware there are multiple boards?
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>>82799001
/pol/ has infested every single one
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cant be arsed, cant be fucked, just cant be, any assasin lids ITT who fancy killing me? ill let you have whatever you can carry out of my flat as payment
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Hearing reports that HHL has passed out on his sofa again
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>>82799018
Feel sorry for his social workers and the care givers at his spacker home having to clean up all his sick and listen to his racist rants.
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>>82799004
i agree but that's an on-site issue, like if someone posted spam. shouldn't take away from the lads just discussing vidya, creepypastas, or feels.

>9001GET
>mfw
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>>82799012
>whatever you can carry out of my flat as payment
i'm not very strong, could you trade some of the heavier items for Steam gift cards?
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Bet Helper gets regular handjobs into a beaker to keep him docile. Jelly.
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>>82799030
>i'm not very strong, could you trade some of the heavier items for Steam gift cards?
dont worry lad, im in a 2nd floor flat, you have gravity on your side
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Don't get married lads. Don't have kids. Your life will become immeasurably worse, in ways you never even thought of.
I've just been forced into attending some fucking retarded, stupid, bollocks, wank """performance""" by pre-schoolers. Apparently they're going to sing for their parents for 30 mins. I put the likelihood of them actually singing one complete song at approximately zero - if anyone knows anything about kids the idea of them performing for 30 mins is a huge joke. BUT we're all gonna have to sit through this shite.
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why are people so hung-up on incels and Jewish conspiracy theorists, anyway? even before /pol/. people would randomly pipe up with "herp derp i's da j00z!!1" because it's the internet, you get those people.

you could just as easily go "they call everyone fags, homophobia has no place in modern society" but nobody actually cares.
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>>82798520
kill yourself you fucking tranny leftoid
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>>82798620
>big man
Why are you talking like a nigger?
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This new Indian takeaway near me is absolutely lush. And I mean LUSH. I've ordered it for dinner for about 4 days on the go now.
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Haven't seen people post about SSM for a few days, unless I missed them.
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Just got off the phone with Kiera Knightley. My life is complete lads...wow...Kiera fucking Knightley on the phone. Can't believe it!
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>>82799056
Because before they were amusing rarities.
Now it is fucking incessant.
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>>82799070
Coorrrr, your toilet must be begging for the sweet release of death at this point.
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>>82799053
You could have gotten married and not had kids.
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>>82799053
Not gonna lie the hole married with kids kind of life sounds fucking grim to me. Are you the lad who complains about it here sometimes or is that a different guy?
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>>82798883
Give us your best bit of disinfo lad, tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...
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>>82798941
Britfeel is going to get very quiet when the plebs who can't figure out or afford a VPN just disappear. Possibly whittle us down to 4 or 5.

Also know this site has range banned a lot of the Nord ones so it might get harder still.
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>>82799012
Saw about that Vietnamese murder fetisher who got offed this year and people were selling the vids. Reckon you'd get a lot more interest in a white person doing it that's more easily identifiable. Would probably need you to have a wank beforehand though, reckon you could manage that?
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Guys my life is better than seans

cheers x
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>>82799115
>reckon you could manage that?
i reckon it would be harder not to have one desu
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>>82799053
Oof grim lad, I'm married without kids but a lot of friends and family are doing it. I've told the Mrs I'm not going to any more fucking baby showers, that's a women thing and I've been at 3 now, complete strike and she's accepted that. Still need to go to the nieces birthday party, but she's relented on the friends kids birthdays. Can't imagine the horrors of the performance shit, could see if pregabalin lad has any spare at the moment? Reckon you could mong out pretty easily, might even be able to make a quick quid selling some to the other dads.
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>>82799124
There's a good lad, I'll get my camcorder and knife block and be round in 15
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>>82799118
he doesnt live with his parents or work in a call centre
his life is objectively shit, but objectively better than yours
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>>82799143
Think I agree with this but it's close. Footlad has shagged before at least.
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>>82799143
I live in a comfy country house and pay a Tiny part of my monthly wage for an easy life mate try again haha x
I work in B2B sales mate with commission. suck my cock you seanyboy arselicker x
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>>82799149
fair shout, it's close
could be equally dreadful, just for different reasons
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>>82799151
>suck my cock you seanyboy arselicker
I hate HHL and wish he was dead, just also wish you were too mate
>I work in B2B sales mate with commission
keep coping you call centre mong, you're on par with the average indian
>a Tiny part of my monthly wage
750 a month is tiny is it?
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I off to Japan this December. Any lads ever been? Will be staying in Tokyo. Gonna take a bus trip to see the snow monkeys. See some temples and the Akihabara anime stuff. Might go to a Maid Cafe for lulz and Bantz if the wife is ok with it.
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lets see HHLs KPIs for this month x
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>>82799159
Been many years ago. You're going at the right time of year, I went in summer and it was a bit too warm.
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>>82799158
>750 tiny
on my salary mate yeah it is. for UC slaves like you it just be like 3 months savings lmao
>I wish you were dead
lol maybe take a step back and think why I make you so angry
>hhl should be on a slave mining colony
Agreed x
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>>82799159
Don't fucking call me a snowmonkey
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>>82799174
>on my salary mate yeah it is
sure it is, you rich lads always live with your parents!!!
>>82799174
>for UC slaves like you
I earn more than you, sit down
being paid while being able to laugh at you right now, actually
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>>82799159
Do not go to grorious Nippon you filthy gaijin white piggu!
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>>82799105
they've range-banned entire countries before, people are just crybabies nowadays.

although i was irritated when they range-banned image posting a few years ago. but i am an "O.G." crybaby so i've earned the right.
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>>82799162
That's fascinating, think I'll accept this into my belief system without any further questions. Interesting to know that the Hispanics are so involved in us, is there some sort of mass migration plan coming up for them in the not too distant future? My dad was seeing a Venezuelan for a bit but her brain exploded so that put the kibosh on that one.
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>>82799151
You live on a council estate in Cornwall m8. Stop with the cope.
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>snow monkeys

we prefer the term 'waito piggu' dessu-dess.
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>>82799186
>mon visage quand this information is memory holed immediately.
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>>82799186
QRD on the brain explosion?
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Why so many deIeted posts?
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>>82799082
Indeed, but hindsight is 20-20, eh?
>>82799083
It's pretty grim. Thought I wanted it, I was wrong. I played; I lost.
>>82799127
Don't have kids, lad. If you want your life to be tolerable don't do it. Not a druggie me though so can't turn up high or anything.
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>>82799204
It was a bit of a mystery tbqhwyl, she started getting headaches and feeling dizzy but r NHS being what it is they said they couldn't do an MRI for like a couple of weeks, then it just kept getting worse and he had to get an ambulance. Took her into ICU and she never left, her brain stopped working normal, spent a bit of time in a coma and had some seizures and they were like 'welp, nothing going on in here any more, better pull the plug'

Fucked my dad up something rotten for a long time as they had been together for several years, think he's starting to come out the other end.
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>>82799182
Well if he can afford to pay 750 quid a month he could afford to move out. Got to assume he's living there for mental health reasons rather than because he's a financial failure. B2B sales people can make silly money if they are good at it. I wouldn't assume you're being paid more than him. I know a guy who makes about 85k a year and all he sells is office furniture. Apparently if you sell expensive stuff like enterprise software or factory machinery or whatever you can make fucking bank.
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Nobody wants innocents to get hurt.
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>>82798976
I haven't mate if I'm being honest with you.
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>>82799223
>I wouldn't assume you're being paid more than him
I remain pretty confident.
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>>82799220
Luckily me and wifeberg are on the same page about sprogs, both mid 30s too so pushing the boundaries of safety for it, especially with her ADHD and my touch of autism. That kid would be off to a belter of a start in life.

Maybe sneak a few nips of whisky beforehand? Lot harder to hide that though. Guess you'll just have to suffer.
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>>82799220
>Hindsight
Sure but you said "Don't get married." Doesn't sound like being married is the issue, is my point
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>>82799231
Well yeah but you're confident because of your ego, not because of any data. What do you do for. living?
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>>82799240
>because of your ego, not because of any data
Footmong defence brigade projecting hard I see. The data is I am well above average in STEM.
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>>82799233
Don't drink either, can't stand the taste. Just gonna have to fucking suffer through it like you say.
>>82799234
Well yeah sure my main issue is with the kids, but being married has been a mixed bag too. Wife has let herself go, especially after the kids, feels like I shouldn't have to demand her to be pretty any more, chores are a hassle since I end up doing most, basically turned into a butler who provides a paycheck. There are nice moments, but that's sort of only when we have private time to ourselves, which we get near zero amount of because of being parents.

Just a shit situation overall. Would rather have avoided it all looking back.
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>>82799246
I don't have any desire to defend the guy, I think he's obnoxious and unpleasant. I'm just calling it as I see it. How does "well above average in STEM" translate into a job title?
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>>82799223
He chooses to live there because he has an unhealthy sexual obsession with his mum.
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>>82799258
Fucks sake the job title is developer, that simple.
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>>82799256
Again, sounds like the kids were the issue.
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Putting things inside Ruth's tuppence
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>>82799263
True, I suppose I was more talking about the married with kids thing as a package deal. I'm sure I'd be much happier married without kids. But marriage changes a woman's mindset I think, makes her too comfortable.
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>>82799256
Many such cases. Think I'm too selfish to let myself become provider to a woman who's priorities completely change as soon as she pops out a baby. Men don't have the same effect so can't understand it but it's a tale as old as time.
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>>82799261
Why are you being so light on details lad? It's a bit like you're deliberately trying to hide the fact you're not particularly well paid
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>>82799269
I must be lucky
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WAXZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3oL7v7PLac
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better life than you pal x
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>>82799276
You asked for a title and got it, what's light about that?
I can tell you my salary is 65k but all you have to take for it is my word which matters for fuck all and I'm not gonna post documentation just to prove it to britfeel fuckos.
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No point working when nobody will ever love or need you.
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>>82799291
NTA but I'm on 39k and it barely feels like it sustains much of a standard of living at all, quite frankly. It's just obscene how shit things are here now. A salary of 65k seems more or less completely unattainable given average wages, opportunities for promotions etc. How does it feel living on it? You in London or not?
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>>82799291
Well that's a bit more detail lad, but someone in B2B sales could easily be making 65k a year or more.
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>>82799301
A lad like that wont be shitposting on britfeel from his mummy's house and spamming feetpics (of which he has shit taste in feet).
I'm not confident I earn more than some B2B people, I'm confident I earn more than him specifically as he's a clear and obvious mong.

>>82799299
It feels fine, I don't check the bank account anymore but I also live like a hermit. The money is frankly wasted on me.
Not in london, out in the country.
When I was on 39k it was lovely still, but that would have been like 5 odd years ago or something.

What do you do lad?
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>>82799256
>I shouldn't have to demand her to be pretty
You unironically need to do this, you have to set expectations.
It's awkward, but the alternative is her being unattractive and you hearing 'I thought you didn't mind because you never said anything'.
I started going to a running club with loads of fit young lasses and that made my wife sort herself out.
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>>82799299
I'm on 50 and generally agree, I'm able to save noticeably less than a few years ago when I down closer to 40. Inflation is fucking insane, doesn't help that I'm paying 350 more a month on my mortgage which isn't actually paying any more of it off, just disappearing into the banks money hole. As the old saying goes, fuck this gay earth.
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>>82799313
>A lad like that wont be shitposting on britfeel from his mummy's house and spamming feetpics

Maybe. Maybe not. I try to never be sure about things until I actually know for sure. I mean there's people who'd say "someone on 65k would never post here", right?
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>>82799325
I don't disagree with you mate, and most of the rhetoric is just to rile the dickhead up for my own amusement. But I have confidence in this one aspect, with awareness that confidence could well be misplaced.
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My great-grandfather's name is Harold Bingo, and he invented the game bingo.
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>>82799313
>What do you do lad?
Clinical research associate, mate. Feels like I've totally maxxed out my potential income at my current level and now it's a matter of waiting (years) for someone above me to leave, then competing with the 200 other people in the same position for a slightly higher level role. In other words, I'm stuck.

Glad you're not in London, lad, enjoy your money, put it in bitcoin, ISAs, SIPPs, ETFs, gold.

>>82799319
Yep, I feel you lad. Country has been run into the fucking ground for 30 years and it's normal people who pay the price. I hate it here, but can't leave.
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>>82799319
I'm with you. My salary has doubled in the last five years but I worry more about money than ever.
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>>82799319
I'm able to save quite a lot but I am completely hermetic. No partner, no kids, no pets even. Really all I need is my computer and the leccy and thats most of my expenses besides food.
Mortgage is a fucker but it's also "better than most" I imagine as the ratio of mortgage to deposit was skewed well towards deposit.
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Nothing like bragging on britfeel about your big boy job lmao x
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>>82799335
>enjoy your money, put it in bitcoin, ISAs, SIPPs, ETFs, gold.
I just stick it in the ISA and try to pay off the mortgage whenever it reaches a nice number.

>Clinical research associate
I know fuck all about that but I'd have thought the wages can go high. Inflation's a fucker, but if they give you inflation raises that goes up and up.
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>>82799314
I second this. Appreciate it is a VERY hard conversation to have so you just need to kind of force the issue. My wife started getting a bit chunky a couple years back so I picked up the exercise, not massively but making sure I was going for a couple 5k runs and gym every week. Obviously put the fear into her and now she's a regular gym girl too and although not as fit as she was when we first started fucking in our 20s she's got a good figure for a mid 30s woman. A lot of that is genetics though tbf, always good to have a good look at her mum's condition before you seal the deal.

The whole dating red pill stuff got very circle jerky and people were madly updooting fantasy wank stories, but at the start before it was filled with teenagers there were some top shaggers explaining the differences in how men and women's brains work and how you need to make them mildly scared you're going to leave all the time. I internalised a lot of that stuff like 10, 15 years ago and if you can get past the depressing phase it can really help you with the bitches.
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>>82799341
None of us are bragging you mong, we're just normal adults talking about work and life and stuff. Jesus lad, get a grip (and a job).
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>>82799347
im on 67k lad more than you :)
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>>82799341
ikr imagine bragging about being a fucking call centre monkey lmao
>captcha: GRMMM
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>>82799345
>I know fuck all about that but I'd have thought the wages can go high.

Not him but nah, that type of job is always shockingly low paid considering how much it takes to get it. It's because it's a cost function. It doesn't make money, it costs money. The well paid jobs are the ones that actually generate new money
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New fred, ya cunts x

>>82799351
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>>82799355
NTA but footmong is a b2b salesperson lad V different to call centre husks!
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>>82799353
Think you meant to aim that at me, which wasnt him. Nice try though.
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Move over patriots!
>>82799364

>>82799364

>>82799364
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>>82799346
Yeah but you did it the right way. You put the fear into her by improving yourself rather than being abusive or mental.
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Embarrass me in front of my frens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9rSwrsMHw



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