The last thread was nice, so, once again it is CHOON edition.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CpWOo7ODzg
>>83154532I'm not british or something
>>83154542What, so you're nothing?How did you post, are you AI, has it happened?Also, you didn't post a choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyb9arQHU8A
Weird dream. One of those>God is real actually chudDreams. I defeated the evil entity (manifested in the form of a skeleton in a cloak a bit like the grim reaper) and then cried tears of joy. Corrr. Kino dreamington.
'ate british peoplenot racist just don't like em'simple as
Nu breadingham is it X
>>83154559I had a dream and I remembered it vividly when I woke up, but can't remember fuck all now. Need to get a notepad and write them down as soon as I wake up. I have some mental dreams some times. I had 1 the other night, and it should have been distressing, as it was quite violent, but when I woke up from it and went to the toilet, I remember thinking, "was that a nightmare? I don't feel distressed, meh". The last distressing dream I had, was over a decade ago.
Go to bed at 10, wake up at 11.30 with brutal anxiety. Eventually go back to sleep, wake up at 5. Sleep a bit more, alarm goes off at 7. I'm not really very keen on this day already.
Not much of an op pic innit
>>83154584Chatgpt change all these mikus to apus and add some general britfeel colour to the house.
>>83154584It just went with the choon edition, he's having a boogie. Or did you mean the quality?
Morning de lats. And it really is morning de lats. Cold today. Have to head into the city, don't I? Might have a cheeky look in the actual HMV for the first time in years. Oh aye. Cheeky Blu-ray acquisition?
>>83154635Going there IRL? I remember my town had one decades ago, it was great going in to get stuff.I'm going to venture into the IRL soon, a little lidl trip for breakfast stuff.
Bit of a long vid, but good if you like trance type shid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw3C03Ba8DkI feel great, I LUB PREGABS. I need to (and fucking will do) get stuff done today.
>>83154732Shit, I forgot to say. DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE EPILEPTIC
>>83154724Yeah, lid. Got official business, have to see a man about a dog as it were. Not looking forward to seeing the scum of the city tbqh. Far too many Asian markets for my liking.
>>83154732Do you realise nobody ever clicks on the youtube links you spam here?
>>83154744Checked. I'm lucky they weren't trips or I'd have had to agreed with you. Trips of truth, amarite.I listen to other people's music/video links. You aren't the thread spokesman, lad, calm down, but in a way you are correct. Not spamming each thread, but I've been here a bit, and thinking of the general (what /britfeel/ is) and over the years I bet I have posted hundreds of videos. Bet I've posted hundreds (maybe over 1k) of images as well, and that's just on this thread. Site wide? Wew lad. Still the thousands. Not high thousands, I doubt it's more than 3 thousand images.
Good spaff X
Pregabalin kicking in bigly now.
>>83154858They are great for anxiety. I'm not getting them prescribed though.
>>83154876I don't have anxiety and think they are great too.
>>83154743Hopefully it won't be as bad as you're expecting. I was going somewhere the other day, lined with asian markets (it is an asian area), vans selling fruit on street corners. It's what white communities did, then everyone went to supermarkets because le convenience.>>83154882Are they prescribed to you, or do you do like I do, and take them "recreationally"? I get a bit messy on the strong ones, I need to take split the capsule contents one day, and see if half the dose makes me less messy. Got a phonecall coming about mental elf stuff, so see what comes from that. Might get prescribed something.
Whenever someone says 'net migration' I vomit in my mouth a little bit. It is a rhetorical and statistical sleight-of-hand designed to imprint the blank slate idea of humans into the minds of the public.Net migration would be zero if we swapped the entire population of the country for foreigners overnight. The only thing that matter is how many British people there are left vs how many non-British people.
>>83154946It's just a way to make the reality less bad. They all know that what they're doing is terrible for the country, they're just hoping to keep the anger to manageable levels until it's demographically impossible to fix regardless of how angry the British people get.Stats like net migration being 800,000 is on its own fucking insane, but then you have to remember that net is in minus out, so in reality something like 1,000,000 foreigners came in but also 200,000 Brits LEFT. So the true number is that we're 1,200,000 worse off overall. In plus out is the replacement number and that's all that matters.
>>83154944You use dnm's? I'm too retarded to do that computer stuff so I use opioids cause they're easy for me to get hold of. How do gabas compare to opis you reckon?
>>83154946Saying it like that "British people" is not the right way, because thanks to citizenship people can claim to be British. As British as somebody that can trace their family tree back hundreds of years in this country. My niece's father did her ancestry, and traced my family back to 1600's. It will go further back, but he hit a wall, but if paying somebody they'd be able to get further back I think. Had a well known character's mother or father in our family tree (we're not descendants of him, I think his mother re married and it was 1 of my ancestor's who married his mother or father ).Bit mad (IMO) how somebody can come here and claim to be the same. It's due to the government, it's a company, and they kind of run the country like one. One where they don't care about how long somebody (or a customer) has been here. Treating the passport like a loyalty card. They also treat it like America, who need citizens, because it's only been going a couple of hundred years, there's not many families that have generations going back hundreds of years.I don't think it is the same, I think history and having ties to the country for longer means something, but "the country" (gubbermint really) doesn't give a toss about that. I think of them now, like virgin media, I've been with them for years, but they don't care, they'll fuck me as soon as the chance pops up.I think "the country" is different, it's the people that make the country what it is, not the government.
Thinking sushi for lunch
>>83155076I might do a cheaty pizza (garlic and coriander naan with bolognese sauce on and cheese, pop it in the microwave for a few min).Is sushi just made with salmon and tuna, or do you get other things?
>>83154946>>83154963It is not immigrants fault you are losers, lads. And yes if you edit an academic journal you are still a loser
Noticed something about the Russian escort's AW profile. One of her tabs is set up absolutely identically to another escort's profile on there (that one is British), even down to the emojis.Wonder if she does have a pimp/manager after all. Interesting. Are there any escorts who are genuinely independent?
Prepped some lunchington didn't i
>>83155102I talked to a hooker about this. We had sex then just chatted for a bit. She was a student at the local uni. Nice lass but she had some self harm scars. They only need a pimp to threaten johns who will not pay. She said the place she was in was owned by an older hooker, but of a veteran of the industry, who is old now but owns and rents out property for hookers and take a cut. Sort of a madam I guess.
SSM Updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LB-Vc6S9-E
Who was effectively the head of your household growing up? For me it was 100% my dad, but I know for a lot of working class lads surprisingly it is mum.
>>83155095>Is sushi just made with salmon and tunaFor me, it's eel.
>>83154982No, I am also retarded like that. I've only really done heroin in the opium drug class. Done diazies a few times, and had codeine for pain, but didn't feel the same off them as I do on pregabs. Ask the person you get the opioids off if they can get anything else. The person I got them off is a friend's crack dealer, but I've never met him in person, and don't really speak to my crackhead mate, after he pawned (but got back eventually) some of my stuff.
>>83155133Interesting. Was she on AdultWork?
>>83155141Fat dole spastic showing off his shite items that he lied about selling, also why has he spent the last 4 days trying to bury those noncing videos?
>>83155172Didn't work. First video when searching his name is seasidemark i know what shes getting later on
>>83155102>Noticed something about the Russian escort's AW profile. One of her tabs is set up absolutely identically to another escort's profile on there (that one is British), even down to the emojis.>Wonder if she does have a pimp/manager after all. Interesting. Are there any escorts who are genuinely independent?fascinating
>>83155133>I talked to a hooker about this. We had sex then just chatted for a bit. She was a student at the local uni. Nice lass but she had some self harm scars. They only need a pimp to threaten johns who will not pay. She said the place she was in was owned by an older hooker, but of a veteran of the industry, who is old now but owns and rents out property for hookers and take a cut. Sort of a madam I guess.fascinating
>>83155148Was mum but mostly because dad worked so much. Barely saw him during the week
>>83155169Yes. She was. Still think about her sometimes. Looked her up on uk punting recently actually to see how she was doing.
>>83155169>Interesting. Was she on AdultWork?fascinating
>>83155180>Didn't work. First video when searching his name is seasidemark i know what shes getting later onfascinating
>mong keeps spamming fascinating How fascinating
>>83154998Oh of course, the idea that just handing someone a piece of paper makes them British is an absurd legal fiction and it needs to be totally undone.
>>83155148Bit of both int it. My mumberg was more consistently present though. I have a lot of siblings though so I reckon we just organised ourselves a bit. Autonomous, self-policing voluntarism amongst my peers corrrr it was like a based libertarian paradise it was.
>>83155270If only it was that simple. Media and government calling anybody that opposes it racist, is properly out of order. But, they do have a narrative to push, and clearly they don't give a toss about natives.
Here's one for all the classicalheads out there.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfudfcp1kg
>>83155148My mum had a series of relationships so it was either her alone or the guy she was with. In fairness the guys seemed nice enough, but they always felt transient because I knew they date, marry and then divorce in a few years. I think my mum has had five marriages in total, twice to the same man.
>>83155272gay geordie
Do you think it's called sand because it's between sea and land?
Why is it that all websites seem so janky and badly optimised these days? Take youtube for instance - I open a video in a new tab, it takes like ten full seconds to completely load everything on the page and if you click the play button before everything has loaded and the first little bit of buffering takes places (but before the autoplay enables) then it just gets stuck without playing the video. Fucking why? So dogshit.
>>83155299Checked.Makes sense to me.
>>83155299Really made me think this desu. It could well be de lad
>>83155297Woah... you got me there!
>>83155303You using and ad blocker? I've got ublock origin on, and it gets like that at times for me. They know if you have an ad blocker enabled, I bet they can mess with data going to a PC or whatever, make it laggy or whatever.
Ordering the sushi now
>>83155313heh now you have to suck me off
That mackem feel
Chika is the throat goat apparently
>>83155299>>83155310>>83155311they're all completely unrelated to eachotherhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sand#Englishhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sea#Englishhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/land#English
>>83155222isnt it just the latest hilarious britfeel gimmick?
>>83155367>isnt it just the latest hilarious britfeel gimmick?fascinating
JTRIG spamming the threads.
I lost my virginity last night in a dream.She had the nicest tuppence I've ever seen. I licked her out, and then we had sex. It was amazing.I can't stop thinking about her.
>>83155375I love how I started the JTRIG thing over on pol and its spread everywhere, I do think jtrig are on here at least having a gander every now and then, is outlined in literal gov docs I found
>>83155337Thank you research lad
There's no point in living unless you're rich or good looking. Opinions?
>>83154946The government and media is putting out lies about how migration has dropped, but they're talking about net migration, and the reason it's dropped is because record numbers of Brits are leaving - mostly highly educated workers, business owners and millionaires.The amount of people being brought here from Africa, India and the Middle East is at record levels, still over a million per year, and they are a net drain. So this "drop in immigration" is actually terrible news and a fudge of statistics. We're replacing the population and turning the UK into a third world country.
>>83155457Depends how rich or good looking we are talking.
>>83155473Upper middle class rich and top 40 percent good looking
>>83155303My laptop is low dpi so when I open a webpage it sometimes thinks I'm using an android phone or tablet. Lovely fischer price buttons and enormous side menus that lag and take up half the screen, pretentious dynamic scrolling animations that lag.Gay.
>>83155208Mind posting her profile out of curiosity?
>>83155457Being good looking means nothing if you aren't socially competant.
>>83155501Good looking people get treated better they do better at interviews it's like a superpower
Only 6 Weeks left of the years bros
>>83155515The next year will be even worse. It's all down hill for me
>>83155515Corrr grim factingtonshire diss is.My 2025? It's been a total failure. One of the worst, if not the worst, years of my life. Corrr.
>>83155501I have been regarded as good looking yet I have 0 mates because im a spastic
>>831555156 weeks until there's adults born in 2008mental
>>83155329Cor! it's like in ancient Rome where the crowd cheers as a slave runs away from the Lions.
>>83155513>>83155532Mental health doesn't care what you look like, this is why I refuse to believe in the blackpill. The grass is always greener on the other side, that's why men on this board think women will magically fall on their dick if they have x inches of jawline or x inches of height. It's all cope.
>>83155515Days, months, years all just words the shit rolls eternal unstoppable
>>83155515been an ok year, nothing ground breaking, got the jobbington, got the drivers licenseberg and started invisajew so this time next year i'll hopefully still be employed and have nice teeth. Learned sweep picking, started creating my own guitar parts, did want to draw more, sort of dropped the ball on that one.
>>83155457For the most part, yes. There are some people who don't fall into either category who are able to gather some sort of meaning for themselves on this gay earth through the pursuit of knowledge and discovery. You've got to have a high IQ and good attention span for that however.
>>83155501Remember that Chad looking rugby player on the Undateables with Autism and Tourettes? He still got loads of interest from women despite his issues.
>>83155540You're more likely to have a happy childhood if you have things mentioned so less likely to have mental health issues
In 6 weeks:>2025 will be 1 year ago>2024 will be 2 years ago>2023 will be 3 years ago>2022 will be 4 years ago>2021 will be 5 years ago>2020 will be 6 years ago>2019 will be 7 years ago>2018 will be 8 years ago>2017 will be 9 years ago>2016 will be 10 years ago>2015 will be 11 years ago>2014 will be 12 years ago>2013 will be 13 years ago>2012 will be 14 years ago>2011 will be 15 years ago>2010 will be 16 years ago>2009 will be 17 years ago>2008 will be 18 years ago>2007 will be 19 years ago>2006 will be 20 years ago>2005 will be 21 years ago>2004 will be 22 years ago>2003 will be 23 years ago>2002 will be 24 years ago>2001 will be 25 years ago>2000 will be 26 years ago
Pissed myself at work this morning. Had no idea what to do so I just carried on like it hadn't happened. Luckily everyone was too awkward/polite to mention it. tl;dr: Urinated on myself at work.
>>83155544I like this take
>>83155551Good thing he was competant enough to land a show appearance and talk to a female then, wasn't it?retard.
>>83155484Nah no way you can have a decent life if you can afford a basic lifestyle and you're not actually deformed.
>>83154998I sympathise with your position but whats your opinion on someone who is socially British? I wasnt born in British but I have lived here my entire life and I dont really have experience living or experiencing the culture of any other countries. I was just curious on your stance towards that, would you consider me British? Due to your family history you probably have more of a say in this than I do.
Shall be winding it down soon me X
>>83155572You might have low standards
>>83155555you're being extremely obtuse.
>>83155580Well we're talking about the lowest possible standard, aren't we? The criteria is "is life worth living"...that's the lowest bar.
>>83155581No I'm just a little chubby
>>83155591and retarded, too.
>>83155600Whyda put that comma there mister? Whasit for?
Time for a nap if thats alright with you my lads because it's alright with me
>>83155621The land'o nod awaits
>>83155564How did this happen lad
>>831555562007 was a banger year for vidya. Halo 3, COD4, Super Mario Galaxy, God of War 2, TF2, Half Life 2, Assassins Creed 1, Bioshock 1, Mass Effect 1, Portal 1, Uncharted 1, Witcher 1. Fucking crazy all that amazing shit came out in a single year.
>>8315564907 was the year of vidya and 04 was the year of comedies.
>>83155642Dunno it just all came out fast. Think I need to start wearing pampers and that's not a joke or a fetish thing
>>83155660Bloody hell, how old are you? I know there are a lot of adverts for middle aged women that can't help pissing themselves, but I thought it was a female problem.
Tbh not tly cut up to see this as i got up to go fr a peepee nd saw this on my phone Ngl am exhausted today its my fault as I did go to bed at 6am when the apptmnt is 2pm i was not looking forward to this one bit ngl nd the lassie is nice to me that I wouldve forced myself to go but It seems like God has thrown me a bone this time byt still on pull my socks up type beat byt for now my wee nap can continue n.n
I can't believe I took 2 weeks off work and it's already my second week on a Wednesday too.I've done fuck all. Just sat here, on youtube, wanking and sleeping a lot. Promised myself I would stop being a fat fuck and hit the gym but nope ain't done that. Still eating like shit too. Haven't even played any video games other the first few days of my holiday. Just rotting.I think next time I might do some solo traveling or something because these 2 weeks have felt like such a waste.
The orcs are in the shire
>>83155651>Anchorman>Dodgeball>Shaun of the dead>White chicks>Mean girls>40 year old virgin>meet the fockers>Napoleon dynamite>Harold & Kumar >Team AmericaOh aye
>>83155694>most of the list is american goy slopHOWLING
>>83155694>>40 year old virginNot funny. This is my life and it is not a joke.
>>83155694Shaun of the Dead is likeIt's okay, but is it actually funny?People say it is, but I don't remember anything actually hilarious about itIt's funny "in theory"
>>83155694>>Team AmericaMyat dhaymon!
>>83155719Yes it's funny. You are a gay twat.
>>83155577CheckedBritish, is weird, as it's mainly the English that say they are British. Most Welsh and Scottish people call themselves Welsh or Scottish. The thing is, can't say English anymore, due to the image of English as being hooligans, it has put people off identifying as English. Being honest, I don't like hurting people's feelings, like my mum, she was born in Wales because my nanna was on an airforce base there with my grandfather, and my mum was born in wales. We have no ties to wales, no family there, nothing, yet my mum says she's welsh.The way I see it Britain is fucked, the countries that make up Britain, don't claim to be British, only as a name (as it means nothing) on their passports.To me, say if I was born in pakistan, I wouldn't class myself as a pakistani, I'm English, just born there away from my ancestral home.What do you feel? We're equals as humans and spiritual beings. If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
grumpy gay geordie
>>83155719It's the weakest of the Edgar movies by far. Hot fuzz was infinitely more funny and quotable, only bit I remember was the running Winchester gag.
>>83155537Ngl this post combined w properly looking at that pic rly cracked me up n.n
Which is better? Oasis or Radiohead?
>>83155719That's Pegg's schtick. It's a competently put together movie, but it lacks humour. Funny "in theory" is accurate I'd say - you can watch a scene and see where the comedic aspect lies, like when the two gangs of survivors pass by each other and they're these odd pseudo-dopplegangers. Okay, that could be funny, it's absurd and unexpected and yet... it's just not. There's no comedic talent.
>>83155735Can't stand that whiner shit
>>83155672I'm 24 lad. I also look and talk like I have learning difficulties even though I have a normal intelligence. It's brutal.
>>83155736Yeah, exactly. You see what the joke is but it's not actually funny. Not even saying it's a bad film, but I don't remember actually laughing at any of it. Hot Fuzz, a bit moreso. But not much. Same with World's End. Kinda comfy but not funny. Simon Peggy as comic relief is very Reddit too. Very annoying in Mission Impossible.
>>83155727>Most Welsh and Scottish people call themselves Welsh or ScottishProtestant Glaswegians and Rangers fan in Scotland proudly describe themselves as both Scottish and British. >The thing is, can't say English anymore, due to the image of English as being hooligansBullshit. English football hooliganism has not really been a thing for like 30 years at this point. Big hooligans these days are Eastern euro ultras and the Dutch for some reason. The reason people do not always talk about being English is because Englishness has an ethnic feel to do. Descendant of the Anglo Saxons and therefore necessarily white (not what I think just how a lot of people sort of think). In recent woke years the anti white colonial thing has been stoked up again. I think we are slowly moving past that era thank God.
>>83155744What music do you listen to then lad?
>>83155753>Protestant Glaswegians and Rangers fan in Scotland proudly describe themselves as both Scottish and British.Those "people" are the scum of the earth though
>>83155501Lmao copehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYg8QIWz6F0&This guy is autistic and nd>>83155532>I have been regarded as good lookingBy your grandma?>>83155540>Mental health doesn't care what you look likeMental health is caused by no pussy and no pussy is caused by looks
Redditors absolutely love quoting going for a pint and haha the Winchester wait until it all blows over. Okay, where's the jokes? Where's the jokes love? It's just referential meme "humour". Haha I got that reference because I got that reference.
>>83155760>Those "people" are the scum of the earth thoughShut up plastic paddy. Rangers fans Proddies are real Scots and real Brits. You are an Irish immigrant larping as a Scot.
>>83155683Lmfao imagine living counting down the days until your next wagie shift
>>83155762>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AYg8QIWz6F0& [Embed]nice anecdote faggot.>Mental health is caused by no pussy and no pussy is caused by lookspussybrained little robot lad. lmfaoing at u
>>83155758I don't, really. I just wanted to call your music taste shit, because it is.
Do you have positive memories of your teenage years?
>>83155577The thing is lad, I can also totally sympathies with what you're saying. I do not deny that this is a crime that has been inflicted upon both the natives and (to a lesser but still real extent) the immigrants, precisely for reasons like this. For me I'd say that being part of any people is a mixture of the:>social>cultural>ethnic>historical>linguisticI personally believe that integration in the truest sense is possible, but this is absolutely on a strictly individual basis. It takes a very very long time, total immersion and uprooting of your previous identity, total commitment to the new land, new people, new culture, new language etc. and it must be an organic process, not simply GET VISA. GET JOB. PAY TAX. GET PASSPORT. all the while essentially living as and identifying as a foreign national just living and working in a different country. Our current system works on this latter framework, but it's so appalling because it's not just an individual or two it's fucking millions of people, from utterly alien cultures, ethnicities, histories etc. many of whom hold open contempt for our country and people, who have no hope of or intention to try and integrate and so on. To allow this to continue is despicable and so lines must be drawn or Britain will cease to be in the sense of a country formed by and for a specific people, the British.The fact is that you're not British. I don't say that with malice, it's just a fact. You're a [something] living in Britain. The British state should be concerned only and always with the prosperity and security of the British people and part of that requires remigrating massive numbers of foreigners. I could outline how I would personally prefer to see such an undertaking completed, but if such a thing were to happen you would not be on the list of people with an inherent right to live here.Again, I'm sure you're a nice enough lad, but you're not British.
>I don't, really
>>83155797What music taste do you think is not shit then?
>>83155801Many. Loved drinking on the steps in town with my mates, furtively rolling joints behind a bush, running a little scam where I defrauded the school cafeteria, getting banter with mates at school, going to parties up the hazel woods with a bonfire and in mates houses when their parents were on holiday, drinking in pubs and going to nightclubs underage...fantastic times
>>83155730>I may have the body of a gamer, but I have the heart and soul of a racist.Bless you.
>>83155797>does not like music Gosh lad I think you might be a bit autistic or retarded or both.
>>83155809Did you shag as a teen?
>>83155819Nope girls didn't like me at all, I had a lot of mates but no girlfriend, I was too weird I think. Finally shagged at uni though
There are fewer good series released now, hardly any sci-fi series. I binged watched so much during the coof and all the best stuff was from the 90s and early 00s. I am watching Last Samurai Standing Series, the first episode was wicked. So this is my recommend to you, lads. >Last Samurai Standinghttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt32237534/
>>83155829I only watch anime thoughbeit
>>83155753>Bullshit. English football hooliganism has not really been a thing for like 30 years at this point. Big hooligans these days are Eastern euro ultras and the Dutch for some reason.But the damage has been done, psychologically speaking. It would be great to see an unedited test, where a "British" person sits down and has a red (bad and green (good) button in front of them, and on a screen the different countries of Britain showed individually, and the test subject had to press the red or green button to rate that flag.
>>83155829In my opinion there have been only three truly excellent TV series produced.>True Detective (season 1)>The Sopranos>Battlestar Galactica (2004)There have been lots of other good series, but they are only ever good, not masterpieces like these three.
>>83155829That sounds pretty good that does mate. Have you seen generation kill? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0995832/?ref_=fn_t_1I've potentially found another game to sink some time into, escape from tarkov. Dossing is back on the menu (it was never off).
>>83155862Battlestar Galactica was shit.Breaking Bad is one of the best TV shows ever made. True Detective season 1 is good, I wouldn't say greatest ever.
>>83155862Westslop shows are just dry as fuck. I've seen the wire and the Sopranos and they have some good dialogue but they both feel like watching a documentary. Mr Robot is the only show I've seen where the colours, framing, etc felt as artistic as anime, but the writing isnt as strong as the aforementioned shows.
>>83154998>1600'sNice try Kashmeet, if you were English you'd know that it's 1600s not 1600's
>>83155896BSG was phenomenal and still holds up today, obscenely ahead of its time. BB was meh in my opinion; it had some good moments particularly in the early seasons but started to jump the shark later on with the neo-nazi gang, the train heist, the prison murders etc.TD S1 remains the best piece of televisual art ever devised. That's not even debatable.>>83155905>Mr Robot is the only show I've seen where the colours, framing, etc felt as artistic as animeUnironically BSG has this.
>>83155912>TD S1 remains the best piece of televisual art ever devised. That's not even debatable.Yes it is debatable. It was just OK, nowhere near as good as you are saying.I remember thinking it was good at the time, but don't remember much about it besides Mcconaughey's drawl, and that scene filmed in one take that was technically impressive. It's not something I would watch again.BB probably is the greatest show ever made, from start to finish it's always good.BSG is plain shit. Bad writing, bad performances, and just dull.
>>83155910No I'm just stupid.
What are the desert island discs you would take with you?
What sort of books did you read when you were a kid?
This was the middle class swot kids bible in the 00s.
>>83155949Classic. God it takes me back. Q
>>83155849The fight scenes are similar to anime if that would tick a box for you to watch it. >>83155862I think The Sopranos was overrated and what was with the ending, it was like the writers ran out of steam in the last season. BSG was fantastic, I watched it several times but it's not a series I have saved to HDD like Star Trek TNG, Voyager etc. True Detective, I've never watched this. I forgot so say I have Person of Interest on the go too and I'm on episode 17, it just keeps getting better with each episode, character, plots and tech developments. Is True Detective on a similar note to Person of Interest?>>83155890Thanks mate, I'm getting Generation Kill now! >escape from tarkovI just had a look at a speed run and it's another game with a massive inventory to fill, you do love your inventory shooters hahah, Kit, Gear, Weapons, Ammo, Kitchen sinks hahaha. Closest I have played to anything like that is Metro Exodus, single player though. I bought another 32gb SD card so I'm going to run emulators from my Pi to play old ROMs.
>>83155925Don't take this the wrong way lad, but if your praise for TD S1 amounts to 'the one shot take is impressive' then I think we're sort of coming at our evaluations from very divergent perspectives. I'm talking about artistic quality, in the sense of theming, characters, direction etc. not necessarily the technical prowess of how it is rendered on screen. Ironically BSG should rate much more highly for you if that's your criteria - some of the technical shots were mind-blowing for 2004 and still hold up very well today. It managed to carve out its own visual language that's still instantly recognisable and has inspired near enough every sci-fi show/movie since.>bad performancesYou serious lad?>bad writingNope, just not normie hand-holding writing.>just dullIt has some of the best tension holding scenes ever lad. The standoff between Pegasus and Galactica being one of them. Hell the entire first episode 33 is one crazy tense chase scene with the humans at their wits end the entire time.>>83155970Glad to see you appreciate BSG lad. Sopranos is great from beginning to end imo. TD you need to watch. Don't read spoilers, don't watch clips, just download in good quality and pick a weekend to go through it in one go. PoI is to TD what Marvel movies are to cinema.
>>83155949Fantasy sloppa. Science/biology/geography textbooks. Encyclopedias and similar things like that. Conspiracy sloppa (David Icke). Corrr it a lush. I hardly read nowadays. I have fallen.
>>83155949Coooorrrrrrr classic!
>>83155993BSG is unwatchable. I tried twice years apart because people kept recommending it, and I just couldn't continue. Had to stop watching both times due to how bad it is.Agreed about True Detective, I just don't think it was that good. Still very good for sure and definitely worth watching.
Manlets around the world are hailing Jimmy Bond's "Dr. Noah's Bacillus" solution to heightism and hypergamy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2MbvFYy_8Y&t=98s
Must be strong headphones
>>83156081Spackers need to wear headphones at football for some reason
>>83155998zelda like other games tends to be straight up about royalty being cute teens, it's very based
>im not like other girls gimmick at 65 years oldGrim
>people who don't know me very well shortening/abbreviating my nameAnnoys me every single time! Such are the times. People just have to diminish everything. It's the Bazzapill. Can't be Bareth now can he? He got to be Barry. Then Bazza. Then Baz. BAnd no I'm not called Barry. It was an example.
My next escort visit is still a while away but I'm feeling apprehensive. I need to make this one work and be able to return for future meetings.I'm planning to tell her the day before the meeting (she's asked me to message then to re-confirm) that I'm very inexperienced and nervous and will need guidance.Aside from that, so long as I'm polite to her, turn up clean, tip her at the end, should I be ok?I'm seriously dreading if this one won't have me back.
>UK will not tolerate Chinese spying, minister says after MI5 alerthttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpnz05kr8oThe media love to portray these incidents as highly sophisticated operations, but whenever you read the actual story it's just idiot MPs responding to broken English messages sent by obviously fake 'headhunters' who haven't even bothered to add a profile picture to their account.Pic related.
Me? On that Wednesday afternoon wuppagrind. It cold out there today lids. Make sure to wrap up and keep warm.
>>83155993Thanks mate, I'll grab True Detective. Can I ask why you say only season 1? Oh, on the theme of crime, have you watched Monster the Ed Gein story? That wasn't bad for a mini series. >Monsterhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt13207736BSG was better the 2nd time I watched it because one of you lads recommended Caprica so I watched that before BSG.
>>83156223>Can I ask why you say only season 1?It's an anthology show so each season is unrelated to the others. Season 1 was a passion project by Nic Pizzolatto who wrote and directed but then when he was done with his story the studio green lit more seasons because of its popularity and they're all written and directed by other people who didn't even come close to the spark that S1 had.>Oh, on the theme of crime, have you watched Monster the Ed Gein story?Nah haven't but might check it out if you're recommending.
>>83155970I thought it was single player type shit, but it keeps putting me in some PvP zone bollocks. A mate told me to get it, but to me it seems shit. I don't get it, desu. Which I suppose is the real reason I think it's shit. Bit annoyed I listened to a mate on this. 40 quid down the shitter, ffs.
If women want nothing to do with me, why the fuck should I slave away for nothing?
>>83156252Perfectly valid question and not one I've ever heard a decent answer to.
>>83156192What happened to the two in one day thing you had sorted?
Filterbergs working overtime today cor
>>83156192Just be clean and don't act weirdly attached. You're already fucking it up by being so dependent on it "going well". She's a hooker mate. There's literally thousands of them. They're disposable. If it doesn't "go well" there's more hookers.
>>83156255For your own sake?>>83156255Is this not a decent answer?
>>83156279Is that a blanket filter on the carehomeboy? Nice one lad
For me? It's Isaiah Maxwell.
For me? Babatunde
>>83156240OK and thank you mate, I'm getting season 1 of TD now. I'll report back after I've watched and episode or 2. >Nah haven't but might check it out if you're recommending.If you like crime, true crime then it's a must watch. I won't spoil it, there are recognition to the homages he created too.Song not totally unrelated haha>Dead Skin Maskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVmaqj668Fk>>83156242Kin hell mate, no PVE option at all? That's crap. Did you get it from Steam, can you get a refund?
>>83156327He's genuienly one of the worst black performers in the business right now. Can barely get or stay hard and he doesn't even fill the BBC role believably because it's just sort of slightly above average. He seems to have carved out a very comfortable position in the industry for himself but I think that's mostly because female performers like working with him because by all accounts he's a nice, inoffensive, friendly guy who never pushes boundaries and keeps it professional, which is a damn shot better than the average BBC performer who turns up high and has three active warrants for domestic battery.
Another day spent peeing out my arsehole
>>83156360found out there is a PvE dlc for 30 fucken joorows.I'm miffed, I could fucking kill my mate. Could be alright though, there is an option (I think) to go offline and just learn the maps against some AI.I'll put le axe back, get high(er), then get back at it.Spot o choons to help the calm down period, oh aye.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tzvebu6U08
Everyone already gets how degrees are mostly worthless and fake now (except for a select few highly technical degrees which lead clearly into highly technical jobs). So really uni is just about forcing young people to socialise. That's sort of fine in a way - meet new people, relationships/breakups, making new circles of friends, everything like that. However, I'm an autistic ugly loser and so on top of getting a useless fake degree I ALSO didn't socialise. Not once. I tried, day one lecture one I sat next to some people and tried to make conversation and by the end they all got up as a group and walked away - they were friends already and excluded me. I never made a friend, never had a girlfriend, never "networked", never got a part time job. Nothing.University was, categorically, a huge waste of time. Prime time in my life that I will never be able to get back and it's all gone. Fucking hell.
>>83156410Better than shitting out yer willy. Imagine constipated willy shits, pebble's working their way up and out. Urgh, no thanks.
>>83156410Lad are you me? Have had pure water shits today. Not even any token resistance or need to open my sphincter, just sloshes out like a hose.
>>83156428I don't even know what caused this, just general digestive issues I think.I had a stomach bug 2 weeks ago, and it seems like I'm still not quite right.
I think i really hate my mumberg ladsGranberg was told to go to hospital and mumberg is just on the phone giving it stacks >"I-im in work!">"I called this person and that person but im in work!">"Oh the schools are getting out i cant just leave">"DRIVE?!?! TO THE HOSPITAL?!? WHERE WILL I PARK? NO I CANT DO THAT"she passed her driving test 15+ years agoYOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER IS ILL YOU HEARTLESS BITCHwhat the fuckAnytime there is a family emergency she just cunts about, feels like a fucking stranger to me , i want to talk to her and figure out why but id just start calling her all the bastards of the day and wouldn't stop Works in a shop btw so its not some critical fucking role, FUCK ME i hate this feeling
>>83156462The real family emergency is that you're a 30+ yr old manchild who refuses to get a job and move out
>>83156462Maybe something happened when she was a child and that has put her off? Has she ever shown signs of hospital avoidance before?Could you go?
Me? I love being racist. Who else feels like this?
>>83156476Im only in the door from toil berg lad >>83156481Not that im aware of, i think she is just a massive cunt, yes ill be visiting when we figure out whats up
my feathers have been ruffled. ruffled by Chika.
>>83156483here, lad, you might be racist, but, right, get this: at least you're not one of those BROWN people!
>>83156498Everyday I am thankful I'm not brown.
>>83156502going to level with you lad, i'm not actually a racist.i was just willing to compromise to try and be frens ;_;
>>83156483I once walked out of my door, and got startled, and said "woah, you're a big black bastard" to a massive black cat in my garden. I don't think any neighbours heard.>>83156489Try have a chat to her, but hold back on the insults. If she says something you don't like, just walk off to the loo (or any other reason you can think of to leave the area/conversation). There might be a valid reason for it. She might also be a massive cunt, some people are.
Fahk it's cold. Freezing my extremities off.
>>83156419What do you look like out of curiosity?
>>83156531I'm white, 5'8", not great face around 3.5/10. I know it's a combination of ugly + autistic, just bitter about it desu.
>>83156419Jesus lad I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I read tales of woe on here and think "well that was your own fault." But your story is just sad and I wish you had a better time.
everyone's a little bit autistic, aren't they? for example, i like the volume on my telly to be a multiple of 10!now YOU know how it feels about MY disorder.
Chika has more hair on his back than on his gay head
>>83156490What post? The one about Shaun of the Dead? Sorry mate it's just not that good in my opinion.
Have just discovered Kwini Kim and am falling in love lads, please help me
Zelda poster is a poncy effete spastic
>>83156629Chika's a decent lad, always had some affinity for him and lollers and they've always been nice lads to me. I've never been a personality though so our interactions have been implied mostly like 'yeah I'm that lad that blah blah blah...'.
>>83156661They are both cringe and creepy imo
>>83156419I was exactly the same in 1st year, lived in halls think I went to the kitchen 3 times in the whole year. Locked in my room after trying to meet people was nothing but disasters. 2nd year I made one friend through a society which then led to meeting his other friends which snowballed and I got a taste of the social life I missed in school, it didn't help, if you are fundamentally supposed to be one of those people you always will be, trying to force it doesn't work. That's my overall impression from that time. I still never had sex at uni. Close but not quite. I dropped out after that, I had good grades but I was sick of life and feeling like a freak, I almost felt better when I was only at your level, imagining how much better it COULD be. Only to realise it was never going to change because I'm short and ugly which simply isn't something you confidence your way through.
>>83156596that were it my lad. if it's not to your taste, that's fine.>Okay, where's the jokes? Where's the jokes love? It's just referential meme "humour". Haha I got that reference because I got that reference.you have to understand that the Reddit sense of humour came about because of these things, not the other way around. like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or something, where the thing itself is fine.Spaced is a great bit of telly. but guys, it has pop culture references and does 'the Star Wars episode' and whatever else. how can it be good?! maybe some things are just enjoyable and you need to shave a few layers off your neurotic shell.
>>83156714Yeah maybe. Still don't see the joke though. It's the absence of a joke, filled in with the idea of one in abstract. But there is no there there.
>>83156728without cynicism or irony, what would you consider to be a funny TV series or film?
>>83156803Not chika but definitely Nichijou x
i feel nothing, what are some solutions that arnt drugs?
>>83156803The Office UKExtrasThe InbetweenersI'm not a big comedy person though so these are basic I knowKnow what, Borat was funny too
>>83156803Oh, and I also I love Mrs Browns Boys and 2.5 men
>>83156817you know what, never seen it. shall watch.>>83156824good list. Extras is one i've yet to watch but probably should. oh aye.>>83156818i'm on drugs, and i contact-high recommend you tell us about something that happened when you were a kid.
I've been cultivating some rather good cock cheese.
>>83156876>something that happened when you were a kid.when i was about 11 at school some other kid did the walls of jericho wrestling move on me and it nearly broke my hand, i had to go to hospital to get an x-ray
>>83156890Women can smell it, it's offputting, for gay men though, they love it.Are you queer?
>>83156219>mp being a retarded technologically illiterate boomer"fork found in kitchen" ahh post
>>83156259I went to see both, didn't feel comfortable with either.>>83156294There's not thousands where I live though, only about 250 or so in a driveable area, and the type of woman I like isn't so common.
In the US the Chinese at least try and send hot young women to fuck the politicos, over here our ones are so retarded they don't even bother to generate fake AI profile pics.
>>83156931You are such a loser mate. And I don't mean "You've been sadly cursed to be a loser." I mean you are making shit decisions every day that have made you a loser. You fucking loser.
>>83156920No... but there's a 0% chance a woman comes near my dick
>>83156417What in the name of dog wank, a DLC for PvE, that's backwards. You'd expect a DLC for PvP to rope in more money from those that want to show off their mad skillz. Let us know if that offline will let you go player v environment or bots, whatever, it could be cool.Swan Lake or Four Seasons are always an easy go to for chilling out or to sooth you when vexed. Enjoy your doss and vidya, mate. Four Seasons ~ Vivaldihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA>>83156590 For me it's multiple of 5 for volume. Drinking a big glass of water in 6 gulps or I have to drink another one in 6 gulps. Take the last top 3 steps of a staircase in one. I have more rituals but you get the idea hahaha.
>>83156964The problem is his expectations are wrong.He's wanting to pay for the same woman to pretend to be his gf in repeated visits, whereas the escorts are expecting someone to pay to have sex with them and not become attached.
>>83156914damn son you got REKT. bet you felt something then, eh?
It's a TV show, we don't need your inane social theories about everything we get it you're the most intelligent guy in every room you've worked it all out. It's a fucking TV show, grow up and get a job.
>>83156982That's one of his many problems yeah.
OH MY GOD IS THAT A- A- A- A FLATLY COLOURED IMAGE OF AN OPEN SPACE WITH A HINT OF ABSURDISM THROWN IN??!??!?!!?OH MY GOOOOOOD I'M GONNA LIMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>83156989simmer down lad. who's this directed at?
>>83157006what if there was a cube that had FIVE sides?
BritNormie is in a position that most Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge etc. graduates would kill for.
>>83156989Chika has a job afaik
>>83157031There is a bigger mong than chika
>>83157030Whittling away his 60s trying to play internet funnyman for a boring paki on a chat room
>>8315697438 for the game, then 30 euros for the dlc, takes the piss, IMO. It's not a smooth game either, bit clunky, takes a while to search and transfer items. I need to speak to my mate, and see what he does, but I'm thinking it's refund time. Might get mavrix mtb game.I tried the offline bit, but I dunno, it's not dayz. There's nothing that can beat that. Might have to just go beastmode and do PvP on dayz.Nice and calming listening to 4seasons.I was in a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJC-_j3SnXk kind of mood.
>>83157095You're seething with jealousy
>>83156982No, I want to have sex, but I want to develop my confidence over multiple sessions because I don't think I'll be able to relax enough in the hour.Do you think she'd be ok with that if I explain that to her?
Honestly disturbing to think of the state of some of these people who obsess over people they don't know on the internet. It is an option to just not reply to somebody you (for some pointless reason) have chosen to dislike. Such as right now. You can just not respond to me and we'd all be better off.
>>83157127Yeah just being honest about what you want is the best thing you can do. I am sure she would have no problem with having a few sessions and the first one possibly not sex. It's your money.
>>83157118Haha tell a joke you fat cunt
This is such a great porn scene. Some guy here recomended it to me months ago. Fapped so much to it.
>>83157132The problem is I hate everything about you. Your existence makes me angry.
Think you'll find most oxbridge graduates wouldn't choose to spend their evenings arselicking sex tourists and paki rapist tripfags from 10 years ago lmao
>>83157155And I wish it didn't. I won't bother asking "why" because I don't care. Just ignore me. Simple as.
corrr we working up a sweatboxmove around /britfeel/ lets go
>>83155949As a young child, enyd blyton stuff and loved a book called children of the new forest, as an older child a lot of stephen king, the tolkein basic bitch starter kit (fellowship of the ring and teh hobbit), a few dune books, terry pratchett. Some others I can't remember names of author or title. A great one about segzy fairies.
He also had his best e-mate the neo nazi pet killer but even he got bored of him
>>83155970Forgot to ask what emu's you'll be playing? Maybe I should have bought a pi instead of putting nearly 40 into my steam wallet, kek.
>>83157146I'm not BN, just a fan
Enjoying DS3 nowIt always takes me a while to warm up to these games
>>83157132Like that faggot whinging about BN?
>>83157224BN brings the worst out in a lot of these lads. It's tough for them, I suppose
>>83157238He actually surrounds himself with the worst of the thread as stated above
big black willies lads, big black willies
Fish, chippy wippies and peas for din dins x
Discord mongs will be in a frenzy the rest of tonight making their shit reddit posts
It's -2C laddingtons. I need to defrost the car later and head out...
>>83157252You feel bad he isn't surrounding himself with you?
>>83157296No, I legitimately talk to oxbridge grads I've known since 2011 lol. Can you follow a simple conversation?
>>83157316I'm reading between the lines. You seem upset about the people he chooses to surround himself with. I can only assume there's jealousy there
were totally helpless against bbc while it conquers our race
>>83157329Yeah we understand the gimmick lad you've come up with nothing else in 10 years
Seethemong is really determined to drive posters away, kek. What a faggot.
>>83157361I haven't been posting here for 10 years
>>83157373It's all because of his own inadequacy too. Sad desu
>>83157203I'm going to install Lakka, it has really good support and plays most games right out of the box, so I've read. The interface looks easy enough, kinda like playstations. It's built on LibreElec OS that runs Kodi, so I know my way around that, it doesn't have many extra features like a webserver but I can write one myself. I just want to play some Nintendo games first, Zelda games, I've never played a single one of them. Then I'll be bugging you old time gamerz for recommendations. Don't you have a Pi, I think you said you had the Pi 3? >Lakkahttps://www.lakka.tv/
>>83157346Africans are some of the biggest incels in our society as women avoid them like the plague. Kind of ruins the whole BNWO fetish thing for me even though it's hot
>>83157393Africans aren't usually incels because they rape indiscriminately and don't have a high enough IQ, developed prefrontal cortex, or ability to plan for the future. So they just see a woman, and they rape her in the moment.
For my tea tonight I am having mashed potatoes, the greenest leaves from a savoy cabbage, with garlic butter, sirloin steak and mushroom and red onion gravy.
>>83157387>Zelda games, I've never played a single one of themCool, you're in for some fun
>>83157393and yet every single day I see young black men with young white girls.
Corr that fishy wishy was lush and I mean LUSH x
>>83157148Probably me lad, Nicole Doshi is one of my faves, glad you liked it. Anton Harden really is the pinnacle of BBC performers right now even though he's making no friends in the industry lol. I also recommend his scenes with Jazlyn Ray (the facial at the end is incredible, she even tells him 'I can feel you about to cum', very hot) and Lulu Chu, though I think that scene is for Deeper not Blacked (has an incredible sexy part where he lays his cock against her abdomen and it's literally like half her entire body length and she goes 'oh my god that's so hot!', again super fucking sexy).
>uwu how dare you criticise a sex pest / cat killer/ actual paedophile Yeah they make me feel "inadequate" you melon. Lol mad how the certified arselickers see anything even slightly against their circlejerk script as this huge insult. I dont like some people, we all don't, fucking move on if you disagree. Faggot.
What happened to ShippyI miss his>Garn Malverns>Garn WobyPosts me Ebin as well. It not right
>>83157387It was fugged desu, had it in the look at at a later date pile, but when I thought I might be going to help my mum (move in with her after stepdad died), I got a skip and had a what do I need and what do I want moment (learned from dayz inventory sorting). There was a load of things I wanted to keep, but did I NEED it? If nope, chuck it in the skip. I went hardcore mode, chucked ~70-75% of my stuff in the skip.>>83157419Lollers, you like the devils testicles? (mushrooms). I can eat 2, maybe 2.5 uncooked button mushrooms.
Which 1 of you lads is pretending it's his time of the month?Mr angery kickers.
>>83157460Yeah they were alright. Sad when what seems like an old friend goes.
That specific type of britfeel beta male who arselicks other men and changes their whole personality when they think a woman is present. Grim and cringe. Simping for grown men for fucks sake lol.
>>83157449Jazlyn Ray never heard of her dling that one now. You ever fantasize about being the girl?
>>83157523Just go and dilate lad, it'll make you feel better.
>>83157523There are too many anons with wives and gfs here, and they cuck their opinions as if the woman is reading everything they write. It not right
Well, that's me name down for the Christmas community dinner this year. Put turkey for me main and Black Forest gateau for me dessert. Might as well x
It's not that he's in a band I liked, or he's a scientist or even a youtuber. No I will defend my e-boyfriend because he did an epic gimmick once on britfeel thread in 2018.
Now that's what I call MELTY 25.
>>83157538like living in old people's homegrim
As for BN I am 24 so even if I'm wrong about everything right now I still have time to learn and grow. By the time I'm your age BN you'll be reaching your 90s. I'm at the age of growing, you're at the age of passing your legacy to your kids and look at the state of you lol. Oxford hahahaha. Alright.
>>83157538Not gonna lie, I'm quite jelly. Love a bit of black forest gateau I do.
>24 and this angryWew lad. Is he your father or something? Spaffed inna NED 24.9 years ago did he?
What happened to pedoson? He was having beers with his pedo dad
>>83157422>Cool, you're in for some funThank you mate! Do you have any recommendations on which to play first. Like is the first game the best to play and go from there or what?>>83157463I thought you had one but I didn't know you'd chucked it. Yeah, that's right you were going to Pi hole it. You can get a new Pi when you get top rate PIP, you'll have the cash to splash haha. I love shrooms but only the shop bought ones, liberty caps do nothing for me except make me want to poo. I believe the aversion to mushrooms is a missing gene, the same for people who hate the taste of cucumber. Oh, can't you do emulators on PC, mate? I could look into that with you, like some sort of boot from USB OS & emulator?
>>83157538Sounds womfy that. Bet there's gonna be Christmas crackers and festive songs on tap.
>>83157145Thanks lad, that has reassured me a bit. I will let her know before the meeting. I'll say something like>Hi, I'm really looking forward to the meeting. I'm quite inexperienced and a bit nervous, so hopefully we can take it slow if that's ok with you?Does that sound good?
>>83157588There could be better phrasing. Perhaps something like>alright love, I wanna fiddle with your piss flaps first, and then book a second sesh where I'll do you
>>83157460You would miss him considering he is an unrepentant nonce
blake blossoms first interracial scene she did was god tierseeing her genuinely excited and looking forward to more is so hot
>>83157558What a funny little seethe
>>83157605Idk anything about that my lid. I just liked the Toby Carvery questingtonshire.
>>83157558When BN was your age he was working in a top London ad agency masterminding international campaigns for well known brands. What are you up to?
Why are there so many grown men who post with pictures of tiny anime girls?
Don't reply to me ever again you fat ginger sadsack I've already moved on from this conversation lmao
>>83157629Japanese cultural propaganda is muy bueno
>>83157634>running awayHe's done you lad
>>83157622>When BN was your age>That specific type of britfeel beta male who arselicks other men
>>83157639But do they identify with these pictures of female children? Or attracted to them?
>>83157634So you've done nothing close then. Got it. Lol
Oh no the rapist / paedophile / man who killed his own pet is sensitive please don't post anything that isn't glowing praise they simply can't take it they will be driven away argh
>>83157650no its just weebs being weebs
>don't reply to me>immediately replies twiceRent free lmao
>>83157585Link to the Past is the one most would suggest, I like Link's Awakening best.The 3D ones are so varied, OOT is still the best of them imo.
>>83157663Rent free? BN doesn't even know who you are haha.
Discord mongs will be cooking up a revenge plot now haha I'm scared the fat smelly cunt brigade is awake
Remember when Lollers redpilled me on filters in 2020 the first thing I did was filter Lollers
>>83157700A revenge plot against an anon who showed himself up? Hardly. They couldn't humiliate you more than you just humiliated yourself lad. So tell me, what is it you do at the age of 24? Work in Tesco? Warehouse? Or just nothing? Did you go to uni?
I wonder how life would have turned out if my Mum never took paracetamol while she was pregnant with me.
>>83157727why, are you autistic now?
>A revenge plot against an anon who showed himself up? Hardly. They couldn't humiliate you more than you just humiliated yourself lad. So tell me, what is it you do at the age of 24? Work in Tesco? Warehouse? Or just nothing? Did you go to uni?Melty alert lol
https://youtu.be/Oi2jE_UYiZAAlri Lids.Nuke Apukem here.I'm all outta ass so lets chew bubblegum, frens.if it seethes, I can kill it lids.Upset your cat got put down?Just pick it back up de lids.
>>83157664Thank you mate. I will play The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past first because it is from 1991 and then The Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening from 1993. I'll bug you for more recommendations when I'm done with them. Cheers and happy gaming!
>>83157749You're visibly struggling now, lad. A far cry from the bold lad you were 20 minutes ago in this post >>83157558.What happened?
impotent rage at bbc'si can do nothing at allrot as an incel while women get blackedall i can do is get horny and fapmy life is overmy race is overjust blacked forever
>>83157588Lad, some escorts will let you take them out to dinner instead of meeting in a bedroom. A lot of older clients who can no longer get hard but still want the company do that.
>>83157779stop paying the license fee that'll show 'em
>>83157785Can you imagine this guy in a restaurant? He'd start apologising to his fork
>>83157771You are like a 41 year old millennial with a beard and I've already told you I'm not interested. Why are you trying to groom me ewww
>>83155515turning 30 next year, im gonna turn it al around if thats alright with you de lads?
>>83156931>I went to see both, didn't feel comfortable with either.wait so you fucked them or didnt? did you pay them, damn how much you spent already?
Bro never met someone with ADHD before yeah I said that an hour ago and now I've on a new wave get over it
>>83157793Kek now you're really scraping the barrel. You're just not very bright. You can't think of anything good to say, can you? Can't wait for your next effort.
>>83157792he'd take her to mcdonalds kek and ask her to use the kiosk as he doesnt want to talk to the cashier as its too much social interaction for him
Bit cold outside, isn't it? Drinking a Horlicks to warm up.
>>83157585Oh yeah, loads went. Chucked the hand crank paper shredder I was half arsed working on and looking for a part to finish.I could, but more fun to do it through a PI, then can also take it to my friends house.I've decided, for my next game, I'll get arc raiders. Quite disappointed with escape from tarslop. Bennies day on Monday \o/
My hair is simultaneously dry and greasy. Fuck sake.
>>83157806Yeah I get it bro you were a big deal on the 'feel 50 years ago so now I need to suck your dick hahaha freak
Bro put his desuarchive on his linkedin
>>83157785I don't want that, I'd be too self conscious.
Not feeling this Arc Raiders game. I imagine it's a lot more fun with friends. Is it friendslop?
>>83157797Didn't have sex.Spent like 370 between the two. I don't really care since I live at home and have tons saved up.
>>83157837>panicking that "now I need to suck your dick hahaha freak" didn't land so quickly following it up with thisLol. Embarassing lad
>>83157838I think you'd be self-conscious sat in an empty room by yourself.
globalism is poo, there i said it!
>>83157837Sean used to post frogpost on facebook before he got doxxed
>>83157853What are you on about blud didnt land lmao bro thinks he's on nevermind the buzzcocks take your meds and go to bed grandad lmao
>>83157871>mirthless repetition of "lmao" to cover up his embarassmentThis is getting sad
>>83157848I think you're meant to find chums in game, team up type of stuff?
Why are you spackers trying to scare each other on the internet
Timmy's being messed about with again. It not ritehttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1p11vm5/dpd_driver_dumped_14_large_bottles_full_of_urine/
>>83157848It's just typical flavour of the month slop the normies slop up until some other flavour of the month slop turns up. I remember when Helldivers was the big thing, that got forgotten about real quick, this will be the same.
>>83157893Babatunde carefully trimming his nails in the hall of residence bathroom because he knows he'll be fingering Ruth later.
There is a hive of fat smelly millennials who wasted their short life posting drivel on a chinese cartoon porn site as a cope they now attach their entire ego to the "personality" "persona" they've crafted online lmao what you would assume is just a bit of banter on the internet is actually deadly serious to them because they're 34 years old and accomplished nothing else in the past 10 years lmao most of them are 'sensitive' lads who thought they would be artists or something as well lol now they're in a chat room circlejerk with other flabby nonces reminding each other how funny they are holy millennial cringe lol it's not nice to take the piss I'll stop but I'm not going to be that in 10 years fuck that noise
>>83157909Give them some mercy lad that's enough.
>>83157896What are you playing at the moment lad?
GET IN HERE!!!!>>>/v/726314253>>>/v/726318154
Recently updated my Whatsapp after a breakup (added a photo and basically looks like I use it now) and my ex - who I haven't talked to on there but have her number saved - keeps having her photo disappear (turn grey) and then reappear a few hours later.Is she blocking and unblocking me or what?
Bro has man boobs telling me I work in tesco lol
>>83157927its not happening let it go
>>83157909But we've already established BN was miles ahead of you at your age now. So this "accomplished nothing" stuff doesn't really wash lad.
>>83157956>doesn't really wash ladSounds like your mum lol
>>83157965Deflect all you like lad, doesn't change the fact you're sneering at someone who'd already achieved more than you ever will when he was your age.
>>83157975Thanks for the Wikipedia bio of another man you ballwashing freak hahaha just walk away from the keyboard bro you're cooked
>>83157987No worries lad, enjoy working in the warehouse or call center or whatever it is you'll be spending your 20s doing.
Bro still trying to cook me like I already cooked you 2 hours ago with a sautee for extra sizzle millennial unc a la carte lol
Get a room, lads.
>>83158004You "cooked" me by confirming you've not achieved anything in life and you're not on any realistic path to achieve anything either? Oh dear lol. I'll stop now because it's too easy and it'll start pissing off the other lads. Have a good one "bro"
Does Nubs still post here
>>83158020Damn you got me hope this post means you can sleep well tonight with your bad knees uncle lol
>>83158041Yes but she keeps it on the down low. Seen her signature posting style a few times
It's not funny watching two retards fight like this
>>83157148>>83157449do you guys pay for your stuff? if not what sites do you recommend also what can I use to download vids off of free sites before they get deleted for copyright?
>>83158052>Seen her signature posting style a few timesI think I saw it last night but I won't give it away
The general framework of demands for Ukraine, according to the Financial Times, includes the following:Renunciation of Donbas;Renunciation of key types of weapons;Halving the army;Withdrawal of US military aid;Recognition of the Russian language as official;Recognition of the official status of the local branch of the Russian Orthodox Churc
I remember when I was at school we all got together and handed in our Prefects badges as a protest. Can't remember what it was about
i want a gf thats into cuckolding with big black men
>>83158070>Prefects Was you a little swot during secondary school?
>>83158070when i was at school there was this one tall black who was popular and fucked lots of the girls
the tall black lad at my school was called Ifemi. he regularly fucked girls right in front of the rest of us
remember when a popular girl at my school set her msn messenger status to "mixed feelings :( " and it was because Ifemi dumped her
Take it to /pol/ Rabbi, nobody is interested in your BBC cuckold fetish.
>>83158116saw Ifemi in the showers after p.e. once. he was built like he was carved out of ebony. and his cock. oh my god. his cock. it was like a noble african tree
Once met efemi at a charity do once, he was down to earth and VERY funny.
>>83158116>take it to /pol/alright
i know multiple white women who went on sex holidays to jamaica in their mid 20's
That's the tickets sorted to go see that new Running Man film. Yeah, I got that CEA card. Yeah, I paid a little extra for them womfy recliner seats. Might as well x
>>83158232would do the same if female desu
Mr Spencer please!
>>83158269You need to stop pretending to be disabled and using stuff that's intended for people who really need help.
Oooh Betty!
what should i wank off to tonight lads
>>83158317Heterosexual pornography in the missionary position featuring two white adults of consenting age, with the penis in the vagina only.
>>83158289Womp womp cry about it lol
>>83158289Nah, I think I'll keep using my CEA card. My PIP entitles to me one.
>>83158333who you going with lad?
Imagine having to show the cinema employee your spacker card lmao
>>83156590>volumeFor me, it's repeating digits
>>83158342Imagine having to pay wagie rates lmao
>>83158333What is a CEA card
>>83158386someone can come for free with you to the cinema if you have one
>>83158232I actually know someone that this applies to. So it's not entirely a meme.
Post 400 anxiety acting up because it's cold de lids. New thread please.
>>83158386Just means whoever comes with me gets free entry, I've had one for 5 years now. It doesn't actually save me money directly as I still have to pay for for my cinema ticket. The person I go with will just get me a few pints before the film or whatever so it works out.
Been a while since I abandoned my personality. Might come up with a new one soon.
Wondering is Chika will be seeing the new Zelda film
Any lads here seen Bugonia yet in the cinema? Really enjoyed it actually, shocked to see Stavros Halkias play the role of the paedo cop, big Cum Town fan I am
>>83158447>The person I go with will just get me a few pints before the filmHaha no they won't
>>83158489Not seen it mate all I know is that's its got that lad from breaking bad in it. What bothered me about the actor is that he refused to loose weight for el Camino. It completely ruined the immersion seeing the actor fat when he was thin during breaking bad.
>>83158533Why not? They usually do. We've been doing this for years. Again, you're pretending to know more about my life than me. You only know what I choose to let you know on here.
>>83158451Maybe. But I don't like live action adaptations of animation/games desu.
>>83158559Same. They always make it shit, look at all of the street fighter films, Doom, few of the resident evil ones were bad as well.
>>83158070The prefects in my school were all just geeks. I was even asked if I wanted to be one and I was a massive geek but refused because it was like walking around with a sign on saying 'im a geek, pls bully me' to all the new year 7s.
Heating on full blastWuppas on tapFortnite updated and ready to goOh aye we keeping it womfy tonight just wish I had more snacks in but never mind x
>>83157852And the other one you saw too, the one who ghosted you after you turned out to be a stalker. So that's like 500 quid total and you still haven't fucked. CHRIST MATE.
Am I the only one who enjoys being cold? Sat here in my boxer shorts and t shirt with no heating on. Love it.
>>83158664Normal men your age put their sprogs to bed right about now while you play video games
>>83158712That's HHL you're replying to not BN
>>83158697Get Trump to give you a blowjob.
Need to calm down with the wanking meNeed a proper detox
"When I was your age" lol unc doesn't realise at HIS age he should be telling me what his kids are doing not bragging about what he did in his hey day 35 years ago lol "When I was your age" sad faggot lol
>>83158557Yeah you are talking bollocks lad you don't have a friend in the world. Just chavs who use you to buy cocaine for them.
>>83158747Still seething about that? Shit mate I'm sorry. It was just banter. Didn't mean to set you off for hours. Hope you can still have an ok evening.
I'm thinking about going to bed. I'm not tired I'm just bored of being awake
it's too fucking coldput the heating on as soon as i got home from work to take the chill off the house but now it's freezing again. think i'll have the keep it running all evening
I have never been to York. What's it like?
That lead singer of WET LEG is fucking hot
Oxbridge graduates desperately want to be childless obese internet fantasists by 66 lol
>>83158906too bad the music's shit. radio 6 dad-core
>>83158888Historic buildings. Quaint and nice. Packed with tourists in the summer.
>>83158888Went in the castle dungeon there, it's pretty big, probably squeeze 100 people in the room, there were about 40 of us, then they shut the door and it was pitch black. People knew how to punish wronguns back then, dark room 10 years, piss and shit on the floor, sweep out once a week.
>>83158908BN went to UCL not Oxford lad. Where'd you go to uni?
>>83158918Sounds like the last few good parts of England left.>>83158931I would probably be more interested in the trains than dark rooms.
>>83158959It is nice but you wouldn't want to live there. Like I say, swarming with tourists.
>>83158913Yeah more a fan of the kind of underwear she's wearing here
>>83158906Sometimes her pussy stinks of fish, sometimes her pussy stinks of shit
>>83158952I'm sure he had a lot of exciting impressive stories like that lad. You are clearly very impressed by somebody going to university lol. Russell Group no less! Wow! LOLIt's a shame he will never have children to pass these tales on to, just weird little 30 year old internet men and ultimately overweight care home Africans as the senility sets in over the next 5-10 years. If that was me I'd wonder what was really the point in all this? It's above my head I'm sure, I didn't go to UCL, haha.
>>83159008BN is in his late 30s. I am impressed by where he went to uni, he's a lad from a humble background who has done really well. Inspiring story really. You?
To be honest I laugh at the uncs but when I seriously think about their lives the amount of grimness is a bit much. I'm not trying to be a prick but I am grateful that they've shown me an example of what you turn into if you don't grow up after 30.
>>83159040You better hurry up if you want to surpass them. The "uncs" were all well ahead of you when they were 24.
>>83159031Bro look at what you just wrote on your computer screen as a grown man. You should be putting your kids to bed at your age. Oh my unc I'm sorry it ended up like this.
>>83157905If she really liked black lads, why does she have a white boyfriend?
>>83158959>trainsHave you been to Crewe? It's extremely busy, you'll see lots of trains from all over the place.
>>83159053You should be building a career at your age lad
>>83159059She's into cheating on him with black lads as a fetish
>>83159052I don't care what some random uncs did 30 years ago bro lol if they're old + no kids now that's an L on their whole life. Can't believe you need that spelled out like what.
>>83159091Lad get real, how are you going to have kids when you can't even get a decent job?
>>83159065No, I sometimes watch the live cam of Crewe station. I'm a train spacker.
Unc has no children at his age so he lives vicariously through other uncs online, not present tense, he's living out what they did when they were 24 in 1988 lol. Damn.
>>83159084She should cheat on him with me. I'll keep it a secret.
>>83159136BN is still doing very well today lad, quite envious of his lifestyle actually. I'm just talking about what he did when he was 24 because he wasn't unemployed and living with his mum like you
>>83159145Are you black? Because if not I don't think she'd be into it
You ruined it lad. You made a british rose feel bad. She just wanted to bring some happiness to others and you ruined it. You deserve to rot and die alone. You don't deserve any girl, not even a british rose.
>>83159174It's the english men who don't deserve their english roses! Us Turkish men would treat them right!
>>83159158I'm very pale skinny guy approaching the middle age.
>>83159180They probably have much higher expectations of a man than your average stacey.
>>83159184God imagine emptying your muck in her.
All my bullies from school have sprogs and have decent jobs, like being a tradie now. Whereas I am living with my parents, incredibly mentally ill and miserable. The bullies won. I wonder if they even know they were bullies.
Not handing myself in for a bit of banter. I did not do anything wrong.
>>83159152Don't worry about me bro lol I see you get quite invested in other men's lives that's a millennial thing I guess lol we don't do all that like it's not grindr lol. All I'll say is I will make damn sure I won't get to your age and be an unc with no kids. Thank you for showing me what happens when you fail to grow up.
just back from werkberg and it's time for a good old cry before beddies
>>83159192Oh they know, that's part of their personalities that their wives found in part of the attraction to them.Get on Facebook and post pictures of holes in fields on their walls.Cunts.
>>83159184lovely low self esteem energy on this oneno doubt readily and regularly shared
>>83159187Depressing to think I've never experienced that with anyone. Not even a druggie homeless bird.
>>83158676>the one who ghosted you after you turned out to be a stalker.Again, how was I a stalker? Sending messages a few days apart asking for an incall after the cunt left me feedback saying she'd see me again?
>>83159187Stroking to her rn actually, bet ehe's got some cracking little titties
>>83159197Well good luck lad, I hope you have the kids you want. But to be honest, I doubt your pattern of 24 years of failure will suddenly change. So I wouldn't bet on you getting what you want out of life.
>>83159193was this anything to do with the gays or not>>83159214christ GIVE IT A REST
>>83159192same here. ah well, that's life isn't it
>>83159226>christ GIVE IT A RESTExactly, you have no justification, nor does she.I just don't get it.
>>83159218Probably very hairy puss too.
>>83159225Yeah I won't be 50 bragging to other men in their 30s online about what I did when I was 24. Hahaha. I'll be with my kids. Different strokes bro I guess.
>>83159234natural but groomed, I reckon
>>83159110Do you go out for walks along the removed lines from Beechings cull?There's a few around here, usually got loads of blackberry bushes along them.
>>83159226>christ GIVE IT A RESTwhy on earth he's still banging on about it is baffling
>>83159240Yeah I'm sure mate, absolutely. You've never managed anything before but yeah, you'll be with your kids. Millionaire too I'm sure. Good luck!
I want to nut inside a british rose raw.
>>83159263You have no clue what I've done and am doing bro lol. I have the social intelligence to know the r9k incel unemployment spacker thread isn't really the place to brag about my life lol. Like what? lol. Guess it was different in your day huh.
>>83159286It's obvious you've done nothing lad. The only thing you've got to defend yourself is a fantasy about your future. Which, looking at your life now, is unlikely to come true. Isn't that a bit sad?
>>83159302Obvious how bro, you've been speculating on my life you know nothing about while I was just repeating public known info about the unc squad lol because they blog about their life for years online to other uncs for some reason? lol. If I have to break down social IQ at your age no wonder you're scared of reproducing.
>>83159255Because I'm justified in my anger.If she had told you to your face she'd see you again, and if she left feedback on AW saying you were nice, wouldn't you be offended if she suddenly stopped responding to your (entirely polite and friendly) messages?
>>83159336>>83159336babe wake up new threadington just dropped>>83159336>>83159336
>>83159330I explained why it's obvious lad. Jesus no wonder you're unemployed with that level of reading comprehension. Don't worry though I'm sure a woman desperate to have kids with an unemployed lad who still lives at home will come along any minute now
>>83159338>getting cross about a literal whoreit's been days lad, move onstop being such a tedious bore
>>83159358Losing your temper a bit there uncle? lol
>>83159358the bait was takenmasterful executionblood pressure rising
Aldi had no choccy milk. Devastated.
Only strawby milk. I don't want strawby milk I want choccy milk :(
