sarnies edition
Reminder Footchad won x
Japanese Animation!
Bring back SSM
I quite like children and respect people who bring them up, especially if they do it right. But I don't fancy that task myself.
>>83333015we /drugfeel/ nao
>>83333211Yeah Sad Sack 2025 Awards.
SSM deserves the big GET.
Garn in that shower nows. Yeah we keeping it fresh on a Monday.
thread slows down while the men of britfeel go and watch the soap operas lmao
mmmm looking GOOD id love some egg mayo and cress or cheese and pickleabsolutely WONDERFUL stunning lush lush lush
>>83333216Yeah back to prison
Thread will speed up when Sean gets out of the shower
on that bbc grindset right now and it lush m8s
>>83333195Those grim little sandwiches sitting out there all day with god knows what flying on them, bet they are dry as fuck as well. Looking at life in the 70s it must have been like the dark ages
Death to all britfeel nonces
15p for a sandwich was probably 5 hours worth of work back in the 70s LOL
Imagine being in Norwich and this is all you get for a garden. Grim.
>>83333317What's your garden like in Turkey?
Best bit about tonight's tea? The burnt teryaki chicken, but the duck spring rolls are ok.
>>83333326I am from York lad.
>>83333317Imagine not being brave enough to make these comments where she can read them. Grim.
>>83333333Bruuhhh
>>83333317She has what you will never have. White skin.
>>83333333>Best bit about tonight's tea? The burnt teryaki chicken, but the duck spring rolls are ok.WINRAR OMG TEH BIG GET!1ONE11ELEVEN!
>>83333333Nice numbers. Britfeel wins again.
>>83333195Disgusting wagie slop of old times.
>>83333333>forign foodPlease neck yourself right this fucking second.
>>83333195rorst beef an a tomata an cheese cheers lov
>>83333346The thing is these immigrant bints do not like criticism. Simps just call you a sad, jealous man. She's fucking got a meme degree and relies mostly on the boyfriend for finances. She could not be an independent woman.
>>83333333>chicken-getOh boy...really?
>>83333333corr nice gettinghamshire this
>>83333390Don't you rely on your parents?
>>83333360I have very pale skin lad. I don't go outside ever these days. What's the point when you have nothing to live for in this clown world?
>>83333402Yeah I do but I'm mentally not capable of working. No one would hire me anyway.
>>83333334Even the Ruthmong lore isnt that you live in York, you always say you live "in the south." Of course both are a lie, you fez-wearing faggot
>>83333333nice numbers bruv
>>83333333Fucking hell what a waste
>>83333421>these fucking women doing [bad thing]!>don't you do [bad thing] too?>yeah but [excuse]You fucking tedious Turk, go and throw yourself into the Bosphorus
Ruthmong you live in Hastings. Don't lie to everyone.
>>83333455He lives in Hamidiye, more like
>>83333390That still doesn't tell us why you're scared to make these comments where she can read them. And yes we also know that part of this gimmick is about not answering the question and deflecting to further continue babbling some inane shite you've posted dozens of times already.
>>83333333Rather some lad on here gets the septuplet get than some boo hoo self harming tranny on r9gay
>>83333444Tedious innit. Of course I didn't do it on purpose just to make myself giggle, as hunting a get is illegal round these parts.
>>83333471I can't make the comments because I don't have a YouTube account, you need to get your application for one countersigned and I don't know anyone
>>83333455Another random English place he learned from the internet
told you lads i had a feeling about those 3swho's to say i didn't transfer MY potential to anon by asking about his chicken?
>>83333492Yeah he used to claim he lived there and then he got worried he'd be asked specific questions he couldn't easily Google so he switched to non specifics. Literally a turkroach.
If the government plans on doing this obvious one sided study into "over diagnosing" people with autism to restrict bennies wouldn't that be classed as discrimination? According to the disability and equality act of 2010 autism is classed as a disability.
Right then lads, report on today's escort visit.Same one as I saw on Sunday 30th. Went in on time. She was wearing just a casual top and jeans, looked absolutely gorgeous. Greeted me with a big kiss when I went in.Gave her the money, wasted absolutely no time getting started this time. We kissed and slowly removed our clothes while we fondled each other on the bed. She was wearing nice turquoise underwear. She straddled me while we chatted a bit in-between kisses.She said I was a lot more confident than last time. We got into a 69 position and gave each other oral for a bit. Then she sat on my face, then she gave me oral. She finished me off by stroking my cock which was nice, she said I had a massive amount of cum lolThen we cuddled, kissed and talked for a bit, before she got her vibrator out and came hard while I kissed her. She gave loads of French kissing throughout.Then right at the end as we got dressed, I decided to tell her I was a virgin before I met her in November. She seemed surprised and I explained a bit how I've always struggled with confidence. She said I did well considering.We then talked about the next meeting which we'll try to do in January. I hope to god I can see her again and that she doesn't ghost me.So all in all in pretty good, even though we didn't even do penetration this time. I feel a bit emotional tbqh. My big fear is that this one will ghost me. I don't think she will but I can't be sure until we meet again. I sent her a message thanking her and she's said she'll send me some options for January. I'm praying she does.
Earlier I did poo number 2: the sequel.And just now I've turned it into a trilogy.I don't think I'm even done.
Ruthmongs posts come from Ireland for those that want to know
Escortmongs posts also come from Ireland for those that want to know
>>83333477Well played lad. Well played.
>>83333514Why didn't you fuck her lad? Seems like you spent more time servicing her. Paying to give your whore the girlfriend experience.
Almost all samefag posts also come from Ireland for those that want to know
>>83333521Istanbul you mean
>>83333543No I mean Ireland
>>83333509idk but the idea of people being overdiagnosed is retarded when the waiting list is several years long.
still no word from mate A. if by 'Sunday' she actually meant because her ferry back was on Sunday evening (not the Saturday evening) then she'd be back and settled by now so she meant Monday, but now it's nearing the end of Monday/britfeel/ is my alibi if anything happened. i don't phonepost, i was in my flat.
>>83333568but then there are private companies who are offering to supply what the NHS is demanding. in fact that's how most people get diagnoses now (and it's often online, instead of actually going in to a hospital/clinic).what a wonderful world we live in.
>>83333514>I decided to tell her I was a virgin before I met her in November.No lad. It was me who decided you should tell her that. Remember? You asked "Should I tell her?" and I commanded you to do it. That was my decision. Not yours.
no... those white genes that bloodline... evropathrowing it all way to have some pleasure? is it worth it? just for a huge bbc? how can she do this noooo please stop ack im powerless to stop her theres nothing i can do. wait, why am i getting hard? oh my god... im getting hard and i cant help it?! i guess this is my fate as a white boi.
>>83333528I just didn't feel up for it
>>83333588isnt that fucking expensive?
>>83333528I decided to come out as a gay.
>>83333608Yeah a few grand.
My crush got married. Feels sad.
>>83333528I was hoping she'd have a girl cock, much to my disappointment she didn't. Grim.
>>83333195pissing off the cute waitress so she spits in your food but you get off on it
>>83333623mine got married and move way up norf
>>83333577What's the fear with mate A lad? Are we concerned for her safety?
>>83333608oh yeah. thousands.but then you can get a diagnosis from them on the NHS. through a shared care agreement, or whatever they're called.
i wish my life was just nonstop 24/7 orgasm
>>83333553I can assure you he's not from Ireland
No poster IDs I see *smugjak*
My town is an amphetamine town. How about you lads?I hate this fucking shithole country
Corr todays bumsesh was a bumhole blow out proper scratched that itch. Prebooked for tomorrow at around 9am for him to come stir my guts up like he's cleaning out gutters x
>>83333654do you eat da poo poo?
>>83333644The meltdown and fear from the trolls was hilarious. Then after they realised it wasn't happening, they came back stronger than before, emboldened that they wouldn't be shown up.
>>83333642I can assure you he's from the land of Ireland where everyone thinks they're the funniest man alive
slowly stroking my semi erect penis
>>83333654This is disgusting please don't post something like this again.
I miss having mates and it wont happen again, pains me that life doesn't have a reload option, proper bollocks
trolls? trolling trolls? on 4chan of all places? oh my gooooooooooooooood!you know what i find crazy? a cunt janny on one board can ban you from posting on other boards. absurd.
for me it's the 1 in 500 chance screamer on the 'Post successful!' pagegot my first one earlier, shat myself
>>83333670i saw it anon it was 80% if we're being honest
>>83333654This is brilliant please do post something like this again.
>>83333682doubt this is true but just in case i have muted tab
>>83333670>slowly stroking my semi erect penisProof?
This'll be the first Christmas in my entire life that I won't have a Christmas dinner. Or I guess the first since I was about 4 or something.
>>83333712how come?i'm looking at options. thinking of just getting roast turkey slices from a deli place, and maybe freezing it. (freeze cooked meats are fine, right?)
>>83333712I'm having one at my sister's, but having chicken instead of turkey.How come you're not having one?
>>83333682u fucking what, since when was that a thing 0.o
>>83333654>tfw the head of a penis is literally shaped to scrape the wriggling white parasites out of buttholes with every strokedon't forget to thank him for your de-worming
>>83333725>>83333730I'm spending it alone because parent's health is too bad for me to visit them. I'm going away on holiday from 26th onwards, so no point in me cooking something myself, not even a chicken or something because I'd still have leftovers to deal with.I'll probably make a curry, because I can just bang the rest in the freezer and then get my flight the next day.
>>83333712me? wont be doing the crimbo dinner to a T but I will be having creamy mashlingtons, 6 sausages, 5 or so yorkshire puddings, some peas and covered in thick tar like onion gravy. I make enough so it just overflows the plate and I eat the farkin lot
>>83333753Sausage and mash is a good shout actually, maybe I'll do that.
just going to get premade turkey gravyturkey slices (then freeze?)make up yorkshires on the daycannot be fucked to make my own stuffing balls or pigs in blankets, i'll just get those inthen for veg just slice up some carrots + broccoli + cauliflower (maybe cauli mash) but NO sproutsdinner for one, in portions for one. but with enough turkey + gravy for sarnies later, and maybe pigs + balls for snacks.
Father lives in a tiny 1-bed flat and has bought himself a 77 inch TVHe's going to have to watch it from outside
I fucking hate Christmas dinner. Repulsive.
Could everyone stop being so gay please, thank you so much. Don't want to hear about penises and anuses and worms etc.
QRD on ruthmongs new girl?
Me? I'll be wanking on Christmas day, as is tradition.
Had a shit out of my bumsex hole earlier today. I've never actually taken it up the arse but I call it my "bumsex hole" regardless.
I do feel bad about being a bisexual porn addict obsessed with BBC and forced bi JOI but I just can't stop.
>>83333765Are any of your lovely ladies coming over for Christmas?
>>83333650Live in a nice town, there are some kids smoking weed and that but there aren't junkies wandering about. Other than me if course, but I'm a nice middle class addict with a job and a mortgage. Got to keep everything above board.
This thread is turning me straight.
>>83333635I still have to see mine everyday at work.
>>83333795I never miss a day
>>83333682I want this to be real so fucking bad. I would love to be surprised.
>>83333748Ah that sucks, I hope they recover.You could do a festive curry ? Pop a bit of turkey in instead of chicken.
Begorrah would you look at my posts I'm the funniest man in Ireland
>>83333760fuck the rest of the faff, just fuckin pure creamy loads of mash and sausage, will be doing at least 6 proper pwerk sosijs, yorkshire puds are permitted and some peas perhaps but maybe fuck the peas idk
guess what lads im fucking sick mate fucking full of it cant even enjoy being off work cause my eyes water up im bunged up and then it all leaks out and I sneeE and sneeze and cough and everything hurts and I just have to put my audiobook on and hope I dont die x
>>83333816Mine married a manlet deano with big ears that stick out.
>>83333804mate A spent Christmas in our old flat alone a few years ago and she really enjoyed it. i think she'd love it if it was just us.but she's reconciled with family, so she'll probably go to theirs. also, she might be at the bottom of the ocean.going to plan for a solo day. four or five slices of turkey, all the Harry Potter films in Open Matte format. ooh aye.
>>83333765I saw a blackforest gateau in the supermarket today and wanted to get it for christmas, but the use by date was for boxing day, and knowing how shitty supermarkets are, it would have been mouldy on christmas eve.
>>83333857A blacked forest gateau?
So why was 4chan down for maintenance?
>>83333854I do think I would like to do it once, but probably not every year
>>83333853Mine married someone taller than me and in way better shape. He's a fucking loser career wise though, so at least I have that on him... while I cry myself to sleep.
>>83333865You guys are so nuts
>>83333868do what? get blacked?
>>83333866they moved the servers from Mac Minis to Big Macs
Corr new trailer just dropped for The Boys. Final weason. End of an era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0leN8TmR8
>>83333623mine called the police on me because I messaged her on Instagram. women honestly lmao x
>>83333866I heard, they were just wasting time so our anon could get the get about his shitty tea.
not into 99.9% of mumble rap or whatever but I am partial to a bit of lil peep ngl de loddingtons
>>83333887Ultramega woke slop, will not be watching, abandoned it at the start of s4 and that lass fucked her face up big time
corrr all the big shows are endingnext i hope they adapt Alan Moore's run on Miracleman, followed by a Half-Life prequel series.
Here here let me tell you about BN not having children And there's more I'm just back from seeing the escort you know lads And there's moreRuth is putting on weight And there's moreWops is a terrible gamer
>>83333333decent numbers browitnessed
Fucking fuming. I think she's really sweet. They better let her out of there soon the fucking cunts.
all these tourists coming in to view the digits, not honouring the custom of leaving us a mince pie on the way out.
>>83333907> abandoned it at the start of s4 and that lass fucked her face up big timeA blackpill indeed. I'll watch it but I'm not expecting it to be as good as S1 or even S2.
smelled my cockim sitting here nearly pukingI only showered the other day
>>83333929dunno, just seems fair, this.you go to Dubai, you don't get pissed on lager with the lads, do you?
>>83333929No way, she's only 26? I thought she was late 30's, fucking hell.
>Have you heard? He doesn't have kids!>Does he want kids? >No, that's what's so funny about it. He's the man who gets everything he wants except kids. >But he doesn't want kids>...ah shit
>>83333936She looks better in the show.Show is still good but quality has declined. Good thing it's ending now.
>>83333841Get yourself a massive Cumberland sausage from the butcher and put a mash tower on top, then cover in gravy
>>83333929She FAFO'd. People like this need to learn that the world isn't some ultra-safe simulation. A few years in some shithole Indonesian jail should do the trick.
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/man-dies-after-falling-building-33022998see, mods? you are KILLING people.
>>83333964I reckon unloop it, place a mash mountain in one massive and I mean massive yorkshire pudding the size of a large plate then loop it around the mash mountain before dumping a litre of thick onion gravy all over it
>>83333936Brutal. My biggest issue was s3 served no purpose to the story. Then s4 was balls to the wall woke, I couldn't do it. All the daft Trump shit, leave me out.
Gutted that I missed the VTO because I was sleeping
mmmm big black sausage
I hate being sick and alone every morning and night man fucking hell never changed never got better man just alone fuck me got a lemsip and some Netflix on now.
>>83333991Lemsips and chill?What you watching?
>you will never go on a sex tour of jamaica with de lids
BORN TO WORKWORLD IS A PACKAGEStow Em All 1989I am box man410,757,864,530 DELIVERED SMILES
Bmong shitting himself over the government investigating autism and bennies, he'll have a new grift soon
>>83334009been grinding the Witcher 3 all day. I got lemsip now and watching Netflix watching its always sunny new show x
"OUIIII OUI OH OUIIIIII"
full, but want sweets
>>83334016Good POST here lad, I enjoyed it.
>>83334035Get this man a selection box!
>>83334018Blad has the biggest retro video games collection of britfeel and you paid for it. He won.
>>83334028which sides of the like, lambda symbol forms the buttocks? i am confused
>>83334035Still got many haribo fun size bags from Halloween in a bread bag in my cupboard. Would gladly sling a couple of them up to you if only twere possible.
>>83334021Woah, there's new always sunny? Fucking slopflixwankers. Oh loicencing blahblah so bad, oh wait, yeah you can watch it if you pay to go ad-free.How about this slopflix, I don't see ads, and I don't fugging pay you to not see them.*sticks 2 fingers up at the slopflix homepage*
nothing will happen with bennies after the embarasing climb down earlier this yearthis government will not be in office through all of next yearthey really dont have the political capital to risk another thing like thatthey just want to look like theyre doing something
>>83334049tbfair i had a tiramisu AND a box of Mikados earlierso really, i need LESS sweets
If I could be arsed, I'd put slopflix on, lay my monitor on my chair and teabag it. But I'm not putting that much effort in.
>>83334068tbqh between this and "don't share passwords" and everything else, the idea that it's more convenient than piracy has really been stretched thin.i'm sure there are It's Always Sunny TV-packs on eztv. and you can just tick one box in qBittorrent so they download file pieces in order. bam, within seconds, you're 'streaming' S01E01 in your media player as it downloads.
>>83334068yeah I just pay for the media I like now a days cba with hardrives and torrents and the like x
>>83334018Not a grift. Officially NHS diagnosed.
never understood the whole ''we cant play this in ur country :('' like wtf do you mean youre paying for slopflix, it should give you all the fucking shows its the internet, its all magic bollocks anyway, beams and such going through the air, fuck off just give me the film
I don't think b lad's faking it. He seems like a genuine lad.
The baking potatoes I bought were really floury inside. Nasty. I bought 4 of them that I'm gonna have to eat.
Think imma neck that cheesy warlic bread nows. No point it going it waste. Oh aye x
>waaaaah my autism right but you can go drinking go outside live by yourself meet your mates go on holiday talk to the public and shower uhmmmm yeah basically I was like 5 when my mum got me diagnosed and ive just rode that since x
>>83334072Could just eat an entire box of after eights right now
>>83334107>licensing restrictionsi'm guessing that means there's some music in the episodes, and some rule about pairing the music company's tracks with another company's advertisements.
>>83334127HHL I genuinely am disgusted by you
>>83334146at least it's transformative art of an adult.hopefully he no longer uses THAT video.
>>83334091It is easier, but that means it comes at a higher price (cost/adverts/restrictions).>>83334092I torrented dune prophecy earlier this year (think it was this year, checked and it was), glad I did, as it's breddy fugging good.
This Madame Web movie is rubbishGet them in the spandex already
>>83334092have some caffeine free pre workout and vitamin c and d
Got two questions wrong on the 1 percent club already corrrNot my nightI can hear in 4K UHD after these ear drops
>>83334165is it at least funny? do i need to be up to speed with all the Marvel shite, or nah?
:( i already did today's Wordle, under the influence of some nightcap no doubt.
>>83334128not himi can shower and could live alone
I can't decide who disgusts me more - HHL or SSM
>>83334178It's very standalone, they've set it in 2003 for continuity with the universe but it doesn't seem to matter.I'm just watching it for the eye candy but everyone in it seems miserable.
sexy blonde girl worked at holland and barret was gonna try chat her up but she aint been there no more jyst this ugly short hair fat dyke who gives off future ftm vibes
>>83334165Get them naked.
sisters what are your thoughts on big black dicks?
>>83334195I know who disgusts me more. BN. He has no children
>>83334166thanks mate I got some of that applied nut caffeine free will try that in morning jus want to be better it true what they say a sick man just wants to feel better x
>>83334232get some black nut in you
Necking that cheesy warlic bread nows while watching decaycore videos on YouTubes. Oh aye xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99z_Q8m2KmYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy4XbVeH-oQ
>>83334201i totally fucked it with a cheery, qt they/them. was looking for 5-HTP and they showed me the different sizes/prices, started suggesting something else, "do you mind if i ask what it's for?"sure, fuck it: "just for MDMA comedowns, going out tonight.""...right."i wasn't TRYING to sound cool. but i could have been cool through happenstance ;_;
HHL, how much has your BMI increased in the last year?
Carvery tomorrow for lunch. Can't wait, gonna be 4x lush with all the Christmas trimmings x
I cant compete with sexy big black men
I think I only saw 3 attractive women (in person) this year. The state of women nowadays.I still remember when it was a given that a young woman would automatically be attractive - they weren't overweight, didn't have tats, ridiculous clown make up etc. They were just automatically attractive just by:1. Being young2. Being femaleAmazing that 95% of women now fail because they're nearly all overweight.
Garn have some haagen dazs. In my winter arc as they say.>>83334284Garn woby?>>83334289I think this is one of those larp fetishes. Fetish in theory.
>>83334254Get it fookin down ya lad. Need to fatten right up them cold dark nights x
>>83334295What do you mean by fetish in theory? I jerk to it all the time.
>>83334295Yeah lad woby. Gonna get a king size plate too I reckon x
Why does it seem like NEETs live like kings? Is it all an act?
>>83334304It's just so ridiculous that I can't take it fully seriously. It's a larp even if you don't realise it.>>83334316Get in there. On that wobyquest.
Me and chika are now garn bed. Early work tomorrow, gn x
Whatever happened to that guy going to every Toby Carvery in the country? Hope he's still doing it
>>83334291funny cos I rarely see fat women under 40 where I live (Westminster). Must be a working class northern thing.
Oh my god. Is she kissing a black man? How outrageous.
>>83334323i'm on an average of two debt collector visits a year.but the rest of the time, i slip through the cracks. i might be tens of thousands of pounds in debt, but i CAN afford takeaways.
>>83334342The Swanster finally chased off the Banbury Beast.
>>83334342Locked up on nonce charges
>>83334342Crashed his work van during a high speed police chase. Last I heard he's still in a coma.
Imagine putting your bellend into it lads
>>83334346less affluent people eat worse, and tend to be more obese?whoa.
>>83334368That for real men only x
>tfw you'll never tuck into a classic Shippymeal with Shippy
didn't even know toby carvery has unlimited refills on vegetables. read their website. gonna eat so many roast potatoes next time i go
i am a worthless porn piggy
What game should I buy on Steam when it's Christmas sale?
>>83334346Could be, are there fit lasses in Westminster then? We do eat too many pies up here
shall be listening toQueenadreena - The Butcher and the Butterflytonight
>>83334415Penny's Big Breakaway
>>83334352That makes sense, it's the illusion of wealth by people who have no money. Like the people with the latest car on council estates who buy it on lease and pay absurd amounts whilst struggling to get by, whilst the wealthy man has a 10 year old used vehicle that he bought with cash.
>>83334415Shower with your dad simulator
Corr feel stuffed nows. Garn neck this Diet Coke and restmaxx for a lil bit x
>>83333387it's foreign food - japan
>>83334368Fucking kek look at her chin at the start when she looks down
>>83334352What's your end game lad?
>>83334420fucking rock and roll man takes me back some back to cheap beer and speed with me mate from the days blimming hell https://youtu.be/82P40PnMNmQ?si=tDSztbn7xvxN1ZdD
>>83334178>do i need to be up to speed with all the Marvel shite, or nah?It has nothing to do with MCU. It's part of the Andrew Garfield Spiderman movies, but doesn't have Spiderman in it.
>>83334480on my knees sucking cocks
>>83334480overdose or state pension.
>>83334368Is this supposed to be a specific person? Can't fathom why you'd watch this when there's a billion videos of actual women actually showing their naked bodies on the internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ4rYinjYzM
Uhhh yeah garn lose weight in the new year for sure. Thighbergs be looking fat. Terrible. Nothing to do with the haagen dazs though. Nope.
https://youtu.be/kl4wkIPiTcY?si=ZQu-_QpcBspOVMbfthing is I said mate its like 4 am and he was still fucking buzzing and whacked this tune on and proper made me laugh. he was a late 30s lad with a missus and we all got on bloody well. he liked sci fi and we would watch Farscape hungover after the morning the night before miss them really they were sound people.
>>83334500Why does she have to be naked?
It fucking tears at the thought of them nasty twolls going after Makaveli since SSM is no around to bully anymore. Already starting to see them show up in his comments leaving nasty comments. He won't be able to handle their cruelty as well as SSM did. It not bloody right.
My mortgage LTV is gonna hit 50% in the next few monthshash tag winning
>>83334537HHL you are almost 40. an alcoholic and you havent pooed in days senpai lmao pathetic fucking rat
Alright today was shit overall, tired and grumpy and did fuck all work. In office tomorrow, going to crack on with the backlog, have lunch with my work mates, got my overnight oats and lunch sandwich ready to go. It is a lot about positive thinking at this bleak time of year, the SAD really fucks me over. Vitamin D pills and a sunlight lamp can only help so much, keeping healthy habits is key. Going to watch some bobs burgers in bed, goodnight to all the good lads.
They are poisoning Tim.
>>83334561what is the actual lore with this bloke ive seen him naked with his teddy and i dont understand
>>83334574He was basically like HHL, now he's in a care home.
Close your eyes. Imagine a large black penis directly in front of your mouth. What are you going to do now, sissy?
>>83334561NHS snuffing out them mentally ill NEETs. Welper was right all along.
>>83334597open my eyes, so it goes away
posting bbc on britfeel oh aye it proper lush
>>83334597Can't you just masturbate to this crap in private. It does nothing for me. Or is it convincing others that you get off on and/or are paid to post
>>83334532Nobody has to be naked, I just want to know who this particular girl is and why watching a dodgy AI generated video of her in underwear is preferable to looking at a real video of a girl in her underwear, or even naked. Or with a gigantic transitional red purple blue octopus tentacle slithering it's way in and out of her tidy lubed up quim.
>>83334613i am compelled by forces greater than human understanding
saw this gorgeous tranny in a thread on polwish he was my girlfriend
Wonder how many people will relapse on the packet over Christmas and New Years. Demonic energy in the air lately.
Not gonna post the psyop cat since I really don't think anyone cares enough about the britfeel community to run an op on us, but I do wish the fella that likes to think about black penises would do it elsewhere. There's a very large community of people that do want to talk about that sort of thing, heaps of threads for it on porn boards. I don't think it belongs here, it does nothing for me, I'm not one of the gays and if I want to picture any penises it will be my own or more likely an idealised version of my own.
>>83334671Footmong is the BBC spammer.
>>83334662this lady has a lot of money.she should just lend me twenty quid. or since it's her, maybe 200 quid? seems fair.
I'm gonna have to do poo number four at some point tonight.
>>83334628I can't tell if it's AI or just a dodgy filter
>>83334662You will for sure, doesn't really count as a relapse if you aren't abstaining though. You need to be off it for a significant amount of time for it to be a relapse, you're just a binge user. Like me, I love coke. I'm a clever boy though so I buy pure darknet stuff and get it delivered to my house. 4 grams of uncut Colombian for 110? Get the fuck outta here. I've lost my point I think.
>>83334690It's AI. Not even sure who it's meant to be, probably some ASMR girl. It's really bad AI.
>>83334653Think that's the Russian trap that went viral a while ago for supporting Putin.
I heard The Strokes before all of you x
>>83334653Better get her out of RU before he's conscripted for the SMO.
>>83334717HnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngI need t fuck
>>83334676I have never understood the urge to force porn on people, I don't get why you would put weird shit that is AT BEST confusing to see, and at very worst repulsive in front of people that don't want to see it. There's a time and a place and this is not it.
he is so sexy hnng
>>83334717Do you think it would upset you if you got with a trap and they had the bigger willy? I think if you're going to be the man in the couple you should at least be in possession of the larger penis.
>>83334692>tfw too thick to use DNMs>tfw condemned to getting mugged off by local Deano dealersProbably a genuinely good reason to just stop completely desu. Garn just keep to the wooze from now on like a good boy.
>>83334732It's mostly Indians and paid spammers from Tel Aviv. They literally get paid to spam this stuff in as many places as possible.
I get paid 7k for every BBC post it is true
>>83334756I always feel very irritated when I have to buy drugs from the Albanians because it's overpriced and cut. The problem with buying coke online is that I have to get it in advance and then I just have coke, which means it gets done. Really the ideal scenario would be a situation where I could drink my fourth pint and realise I want some coke, and then have a gram of the good stuff blockchained right into my crypto pocket wallet right then and there. The foresight is a pain in the dick. I guess it always pays to plan ahead.
oh mate A is just back.now i have to worry about mate B. got pregabalins all on her own, didn't she? simply because i am unreliable. and now less useful as a friend :(
Lil' Timmy at the mercy of his care home workers. Ranjesh and Sukhdeep giving his sarnies a shit smear.
>>83334757Much closer to home afraid
bbc is part of 4chan culture desu nought wrong wivit
any of you lads get the feeling that shit just feels bleaker than usual in the uk rn
AI tuppence
>>83334835the big Tesco isn't even 24 hours any more. loved stumbling in there, all the fellow alkies and the Jews.utterly gutted town.
>>83333520Just did number 4, and yep, it was diarrhoea. Pure liquid, smelled foul. Hopefully that's the last of it.I put toilet duck in the toilet.
>>83334800At least you have the excitement of waiting for it to arrive in the post then once it arrives you can plan your night/day around it. When I get it I'm usually steaming as a rocket and my dealer drops off at the local shops. Others take longer depending on where they're coming from. I don't know many plugs, my smackhead mates knows way more which expands my options when I sesh with him but we don't really speak anymore since I blocked him.
Are we ready for Storm Bram?Seems like Ireland names most of our storms because they hit Ireland first.
>>83334804This entire thing feels like some sort of humiliation ritual. Very weird.
>>83334835>any of you lads get the feeling that shit just feels bleaker than usual in the uk rnYeah but
>>83334835I feel good because I'm drunk
>>83334756Lad how thick are you? It's trivially easy. I mean it's only slightly harder than making a 4chan post
>>83334854half the highstreets packed up and my local shut down so especially feeling it lol
>>83334916To be fair, it is a little bit complicated with the using TOR and buying and transferring crypto.I used to do it for my friend, he would just send me the cash and I would order stuff to his address.
>>83334909just ran through the last of the beer through my fridge myself. breaking out the spirits now
not having a go at Gateshead's Jews, they're just there. i do have mixed feelings about faith schools and i am against "new <religious group> estate" (??? as a requirement to live there?)but they're just about, wandering around Tesco doing their food shoppingthe real crime, one that /pol/ never speaks about, was getting rid of the Get Carter car park.
>>83334802Could you have not sent the pregs to her house so the temptation to take them yourself was lesser?
>>83334946I'm on the whisky. It's a classic Monday nIght
>>83334932You don't need Tor anymore, you use Tesseract on Telegram. And you can buy crypto on Revolut or whatever.
>>83334953i don't feel tempted by them lad. i offered to take them round, after she asked for some, but we're both scatterbrained people who are bad at replying to one another.she's a musician so i think it helps her with gigs. but also i've missed all five of her gigs now. i might be a bad friend. (not my fault, it the addiction.)
>>83334966Things change so quickly. I haven't actually bought drugs for about 3 years now. Used to be a buyer every month.
i played skyrim all day today from the moment i woke up to now, about to go to bed first time ive played a videogame for more than an hour in a long long time. its sunk its hooks into me. it never got me like this the last few playthroughs i started, i barely got 5 hours in before
>>83334886I shall only be referring to it as the Dracula storm draculad, if you don't get the reference you're not intelligent enough to sit with me at lunch.
My brother buys weed from a surface-web website and gets it delivered. Doesn't use crypto either. It's legit too, pretty good quality. I wouldn't risk it but he swears by it
>>83334983it is fun. i'm grumpy because i liked Morrowind A LOT but yeah. faster-paced and just fun to play.i thought i was zipping around really fast and there was a walk option/toggle (there was). but something like 20 hours later, i realise there's actually a SPRINT key holy shit(fast travel will always be wrong, however)
>>83334966I still buy my drugs on tor using markets so your method is a strange new world for me, wouldn't even know where to start. Whereas when a market goes bust I'm on the next one within minutes.
>>83334988that is some cunning wit, B.(Whitby)(if you are Blad)(Whitby is where Dracula is from)
>>83334988Yes I've read it as a teenager, back when I used to read things.
>>83334901sucks to see the town erode over time if im honest. lived where i am all my life so maybe a move's due
>>83334975Oh I'm sure you're overthinking it, just let her know if she needs any more you can help and that you would genuinely very much like to go to her next gig and then plan your day accordingly (take xanax so that you can go to the gig)
like the whole ">he pulls out a HDMI cable" meme, someone some day is going to tell me i'm downloading kinos wrong. torrents are so 2000s, unc.
>>83334964go on my son. that's a shout for when my wages next come thru to be fair, get the holidays done right
>>83335007Not him but your wit is also there, please join me at my lunch table. >>83335009You come too. I will give you one mini cheddar each in exchange for one of whatever crisp item you've got to offer.
https://youtu.be/bEQI34WCJN8?si=3QOnI_Zv_S9iXhMjyep just heading to sleep with my gay men reading some gay tabletop stuffs x
>>83335000>fast travel will always be wrong, howeveras much as i would like to not use fast travel its not fun to do in a game where every quest directs you to the opposite end of the map>>83335024i wouldn't pull out the hdmi cable on a first date but when im watching stuff with my gf its laptop hdmi on some bingus streaming site but i get away with it because my room is cosy (unlike your cold barren prison of a house) and i light some candles and bring my wife hot chocolates (made with oat milk) i hope to one day have a piracy stream box setup going with a little plex setup with the plugins that pirate everything in 4k
>>83334886Someone is getting battered tomorrow, but it won't be any of us.Do they even have internet up there?
>>83335024I've stopped downloading, using stremio and debrid to directly stream the torrent to the app on whichever computer or phone we happen to be watching it on. It makes me a bit nervous since it'll go at some point and then I won't have copies, but of the media I have watched and liked since I stopped torrenting. But I figure I can always go back to torrenting and vlc
>>83335020>sucks to see the town erode over time if im honest. lived where i am all my life so maybe a move's dueWhere to go though? Everywhere is on the same trajectory.
>>83335074If you can afford it, you can jump from life ship to life ship. The last remnants of England that still exist before they sink.
how to fix Britain >all long term benefit claimants for autism depression adhd and anxiety will be means tested and actual money taken away. food stamps and bill stamps yep bare minimum. actual retarded people will be thrown off a cliff otherwise you will be on the bare minimum till you get your work placement >fat people thrown off a cliff >alcoholics and drug addicts thrown off a cliff >old school baby we going to do what the Spartans did if you are going to be a drain on society off the cliff so we got the lazy white flag shaggers off the cliff then the browns from the boats via France uhmmmmm any obese people especially women thrown off the cliff this will save britiiab
Getting arrested for buying drugs online
>>83335082If you can afford it
>>83335121i dont think any of those things will fix britain what are you going to do about the billionares destroying the planet and not paying tax
>>83335135mate do you not read the news. its the immigrants and benefit claimers we need to hate and be angry at!
>>83335121>all long term benefit claimants for autism depression adhd and anxiety will be means tested and actual money taken away. food stamps and bill stamps yep bare minimumBut how would HHL maintain his lifestyle of binge drinking enormous amounts every other day, eating takeaways and doing coke?
>high street is already dying>wagies buy everything online>restrict in-person purchases to select food items>instead of just using a revolutionary purchasing-token called 'money'wow that'll go great i'm sure.
why is PIP and benefits not an actual token system instead of just free cash
>>83335163question to you sir is why are benefit claimers expected to keep the high street afloat? surely that should be the hard workers and grafters and families with tax paying citizens putting back into the economy. now take your slop tokens and find a job lmao x
why are bennie and pipmongs so scared of a token system and not just free money to spunk at spoons
Fannie
I never felt like I was autistic, I always just felt like... myself. I thought I was a failed normie.When I've seen myself on video I'm so disgusted. Why do I stand like that. Why are my arms and hands doing that? I look genuinely retarded.Apparently I've been doing this my whole life and nobody told me? I'm not even aware I'm doing it.I walk around with my hands held up like a T-rex all the time. I'm constantly flapping my my hands and fingers and doing weird shit.I've been doing this the whole time and nobody I've interacted with - family, friends, colleagues - ever said "hey mate what the fuck are you doing". I look like an actual retard.Although saying that, a few people did say to me they were surprised I'm not retarded, and I didn't know what they meant at the time.Sometimes I think people are too tolerant. I should have been bullied, and then I could have learnt not to do this stuff I didn't know I was doing.
Why does the country need thebennies lads to be working? It's like they are saying millions of wagies are useless, and need reinforcements.
>>83335347Yes please come and save us, we can't do it without you
>>83335175it shouldn't be this way, but it is. alkies and addicts play a vital role in the economy. if anything we should be given more money, since a greater proportion of it (i.e. 100%) is spent on goods, nothing goes into savings.
>>83335360Could I do it in the new year? I have a holiday booked near Christmas time.
NEET life V Wagie life number #83333195
>>83335170because "tokens" don't keep businesses runningPIP isn't for the bare minimum to eat food and have shelter. it's literally so people can exist independently, and that means going to the pub because that is a human thing that humans do and it keeps the pub runningactually kind of fucked up how you expect other people to live. why don't you direct this hatred to something that actually matters, like billionares who don't pay tax and dump plastic in the ocean
a system where anyone on benefits cant buy booze or ciggies or go on holiday they get a chip put in them and are tracked all day everyday. get a job you lazy wanker x
>>83335407Yes of course, we're all counting on you
>>83335417again I point you to this question spacker >>83335175why are benefit mongs expected to be holding up the fucking economy? pip is given to lazy fat mongs who want a mobility car. exactly mate it shouldnt be a cushty gig being unemployed especially after 6 months is taking the piss. get a fucking job and pay taxes lol
I love being a wagie. I only pretend to be annoyed so the poor benniemongs get to feel something good in their lives.
I would make sure the unemployment chip had a smugness metre so we can see who is taking the piss yep off the cliff FATTY x
>>83335170actually read what it says on a banknote.
Gotten up me 'aven't i X
Any gravy to go with these unemployment chips?
>>83335436who uses cash anymore? take your Iceland tokens and get back to your job search lad. only few weeks left till you get cliffed :)
>get food vouchers>return to barter system>trade 50 vouchers for a bag
>>83335427pip is given to barely functional autistic people. "get a job" would you hire them? would you be patient with them if they were serving you in a cafe? dont think so lad i think you just sound like a cunt
i wish these anti-NEET zoomers had learned about British history. they keep inventing picrel and thinking they're geniuses.
Seen this exact same conversation about PIP many times are you all goldfish
>>83335461lmao what autistic people like HHL? get fucked anyone who is genuinely retarded will be cliffed. anyone found faking also cliffed . id cliff you just for being such a bootlicking sissy about having a fucking job. lazy soul you are!
>>83335438Can you please be honest about this.Are you a drug addict who sleeps 4-5 times per day and takes Z-drugs regularly (for recreational purposes) before falling back into a coma.
>he shat his knickers when he thought there was going to be IDsTwolled him good, das why he's seething right now.
>>83335473>are you all goldfish......................................................................................................yes.
>>83335461Isn't PIP given to anyone, regardless of whether they have a job? You get given if you have a job too, but it's basically "here's some money because your life is more difficult".
>>83335438very well done. have a cattoberg.>>83335482he is not. but i am. is there some problem?
the whole fucking system needs tearing down. >tokens for food >internet tracked and monitored and limited to job sites emails. >any one claiming for autism and or depression and or anxiety and or ADHD will have to go through various trials in person. anyone taking will be shot into space
>>83335461PIP is given to a lot of highly functional people with no deficits. Trust me on that.As an actual autistic person, I have hung around in these communities which are flooded with the self-diagnosed (particularly women who have decided they don't want to work). There are entire communities on TikTok and Reddit dedicated to teaching people what to say to get PIP.It's kind of ironic really, women fought so hard for the right to work horrible full time jobs that men hated doing (because they were tricked by the usual culprits) and then they realised it was shit and too hard and wanted a way out.
>>83335508>he is not. but i am. is there some problem?It's not a problem, I just wanted to check. Carry on lad.
just ban buying food for anyone with a BMI over 24 (or 20 if female).the problem will sort itself out.
>>83335521Why can't I find a woman that wants the pip life while I go to work
>>83335532>Carry on lad.thank you.
>>83335542Because they're usually feminists who hate men.
if a woman stays at home on PIP she will drink wine and go into chatrooms and have cybersex with other men THIS IS A FACT!!!
Men under 6' should be dropped into the ocean we need a better gene pool
>>83335538Excellent point. This would solve everything. Or at least the problem of fat women.
Fucking hell I need to go to bed so I can get up and wage tomorrow, I hate my fucking job. I hate my life.Only joking I work from home, enjoy my job and love my life. Just wanted to give NEETs something to feel good about for a moment. Hope you lads enjoyed that.
Bald or men with thinning hair or Ick hairlines need to be culled
Lucky lad escaped the ID for now, but that is a scary monster that will haunt his dreams.
>>83335557>>83335582weight is changeable. this isn't a joke.you're joking, but the joke aside, that's Nazi-level eugenics. wanting slim women is not.
>tfw no pip thirsty gf
think i will have another tramadol (fingers crossed my stock replenishes tomorrow)
>>83335596It's just some troll.I'm 6ft with a mane of hair (literally), with a six pack). I was cursed with a y chromosome.Women can automatically succeed even when they're overweight (which most are). Heaven forbid I want a woman of similar bodyweight to myself and how women looked for all of human history until about 2000 AD.I can't fucking rewire my evolutionary pathways to pretend these weird rotund creatures are humans capable of reproduction, there is nothing to suggest that is the case in 10000 years of evolution. In fact, we fucking KNOW it's unhealthy.I'm so angry now, we need to turn this into a women hate thread.
>>83335585He did NOT like that post NOT one bit.
>>83335633do not cave to woman-hate.you're right you just feel a certain way. honestly i find this reassuring. as males we are just simple, that's not a bad thing. it's like>i want bread.if someone went>ohhh just WANT bread, DO YOU? despite the problems?all you could really say is>yeah. i want bread.something as simple as weight, it might sound trite, but it is the food industry that's fucked it. and maybe education. we NEVER learned 'how to cook' at school and that boils my piss. i didn't chop a carrot until i was about 23, following tutorials on YouTube.
dihydrocodeine and a couple of sennas to start my Tuesday.
>>83335660Nah, this doesn't cut it. Women are the problem.I taught myself to cook easily and nothing stood in my way. I taught myself everything. Women can't be taught because they're irrational and retarded and brainwashed.
>>83335702i dunno, i know some pretty rational women who also get irritated at those same women.we are all one race, the human race, in life.
>>83335702I should have said that interaction with women can't be taught.Women themselves can be taught extremely easily, that's part of the problem. We allowed a group of people who run everything through a consensus matrix to vote and determine every aspect of our lives, which basically means "what would other women think" and this can be reduced to "what did the mainstream media inculcate me into" because they don't think.>we are all one race, the human race, in life.gayI have met some intelligent women who had agency, but it's very rare. We're talking less than 1%. And even they still conformed to the woman matrix of decision matrix by consensus instead of thinking.
hmm maybe i should have another dihydrocodeine to make up for the fact i have only had one. it's like i've earned the second, really.will give it 30 x
>>83335749I'm guessing you aren't in severe pain
>>83335745>gayno u>We're talking less than 1%.go befriend them
>>83335754nah but i can still feel the general discomfort. heard it said as 'painkillers don't get rid of the pain, they just make you not care' or similar.and yeah. it's not like anaesthetic where it's gone, i'm struggling to walk, still. some sensation/signal is still there.
>>83335772I did befriend them. I met some absurdly intelligent women at university. I actually met a woman more intelligent than me, which I didn't think was possible. But it happened once.We're talking 0.001% of women here. I don't know what you want from me. We know women are a hive mind, they vote the same way, have the same interests. If you interact with a woman you've interacted with 99% of women.Maybe you need to be autistic, but this is really obvious. Women literally have identical opinions about politics, interests, TV shows, everything. And they think it's a good thing, because to conform is a virtue for women.
right, remember the film Shallow Hal (2001) where Jack Black sees the fat lass as though she's slim, and also he even FEELS 'what the mind expects to feel' (or some other contrived explanation)would yous go for that? or what if it was purely visual? some bird you'd NEVER find attractive, but there's Google Glass on your contact lenses that renders her as drop-dead gorgeous?
>>83335815For me no. If she's fat, it's a no.
i am going to write a screenplay about a racist who goes blind, and falls in love with a woman who is of the race he was racist against
>>83335596Kek bald bastard rattled
>>83335862just admit you agree with the Nazis.go on, type that into the comment box on your Windows computer. we'll wait.
>>83335830>>83335830You haven't thought about the smell
>>83335897the racist was diagnosed with TMAU by Sheffield University in 2005. some people can smell it, this woman can't.
>>83335808Lad most women are more intelligent than you, you arrogant mong
>>83335873I agree with them but they got the wrong target
>>83335943They aren't. I've spoken to them, interacted with them, done research with them. I've gone to university. I've done a Master's degree, and then a PhD. And then interacted with women in industry.It's like I said. It's not impossible for a women to be more intelligent than me. Like I said, it did happen once, and I loved it when it happened. But it's incredibly rare.The bell curve is a real thing and women are grouped around the mean.I know that you really want to believe whatever shite you said because of feelings etc and what the TV told you, but it's just not true.
>>83335985Lad doing years and years of studying some autist subject at uni and then failing in real life does not make you intelligent. It makes you stupid. And if you were even slightly bright you would have worked that out for yourself
>>83336036Ah... are you Mr 100kYou know nothing about me but you just wrote a load of shit.
>>83336047I know you are a miserable failure
>>83336058You know nothing. I said nothing of my job,I've judged the women I interacted with accurately.What do you get out of this?
>>83336063Lad you have failed in every way that counts. You have a vastly inflated idea of your own intelligence. If you were half as intelligent as you think you are, you would be a success. You are far from it. Furthermore, the women who you have interacted with have judged you as a greasy unfuckable weirdo.
>>83336091lol it's you again! Hello.
how do i acquire a being-berated fetish?i think i would be very good at getting internet lads to berate me.
>>83336123That is right little lad. Even a mong would have figured that out a few posts ago
Yeah I cracked the case. Congrats on your epic troll that I figure out every time.
>>83336184It's the same midwit NPC playing his inane twoll games day after day
Help me out here lads. Hooked up with a lass I met online, talked on Discord for ages beforehand. We both have a smell fetish so she purposely didn't wash for a week before I went over. All was great, best sex of my shitty life. Only problem was she started crying afterwards and threw me out. We'd agreed beforehand that I'd be rough and verbally abusive so I was, called her a smelly slut, said her unwashed ass was making me hard, said her pussy had more cheese than the south of France. Blah blah blah I came buckets inside her at her request, said her disgusting hole was filled my rancid cum etc. That was when she started crying and went fucking ballistic. She's blocked me on everything online now and haven't heard from her in days. Did I fuck up or what? And no she wasn't fat, probably a bit chubby though.
>>83335815This film couldn't be made today. No, sir.
>>83336220so many 90s/2000s Hollywood shovelware comedies are problematique(TM) if you think about them
>>83336205Firstly, please be real.Secondly, never trust what a woman says. She always has an ulterior motive. In this case, it may have been to get close to you, by acquiescing to your weird desires.Most women don't like being called a smelly slut or that she has a disgusting hole. I know that's hot to us (men) but women actually don't feel good about themselves when you say that to them.
>>83336184Took you long enough lad. No wonder your superior intellect never got you anywhere in life
>>83336205Yeah you kind of fucked up but it is understandable. Look up the concept of aftercare in BDSM
>>83336265>aftercaregod i hate BDSM people so much it's unreal.
Bmong knows all the benefitsandwork guides off by heart like muslims that learn the quran
>>83336251She was the one who said to me about it. It wasn't even really my fetish before but I kind of went with it in our chats and got into it. Honestly thought I'd gag when it got to IRL but ended up loving it.>>83336265She didn't even give me a chance mate, I was all ready to get down to some cuddling and taking care of her but she just went fucking nuts on me.
>>83336285Was this a prostitute and are you escortlad?
Lol @ the other pic equating intelligence with wealthTesla died fucking penniless
>>83336304No it was a lass I met online in a discord who happened to live close enough to travel to.
>>83336280It's his special interest, lid. And it's very useful. Can always call him out for a bit of advice. Hope Corrie's biggest fan is doing better, too.
Fuck me my arse is red raw. I can't do anything more now. Just gonna go to bed. If the pain doesn't go away I'll have to take painkillers.
>>83336205>more cheese than the south of franceand you wonder why she was crying? kek
>>83336484don't do it lad, i'm trapped in a perpetual cycle of arse pain -> painkillers -> arse pain.
>>83336484Why is your arse raw? You been staying in an asylum hotel?
i am the great detective, Shoreditch Hearse.ask me a question and i shall answer.
>>83336619How many women have hairy arses in the UK?
>>83336619What 3 year old will win the Kentucky Derby in 2026?
>>83336672Astro Jakk
>>83336672look at me. do i look like a fucking psychic to you?
THEY SAID A WOMAN DOCTOR COULDN'T MAKE IT ALONE ON THE NEW FRONTIERJANE SEYMOUR'S ARSE CORRRRRR
so sick of hearing about arses
just want our crossy back
>>83336367Tesla did useful things, he was not some mong who did nothing useful and earned about 40k a year
Don't like how I'm known as this "benefits mastermind" I've just read a few things for when I was applying for PIP that's all. Also not a benniesandwork subscriber I'm too tight for that.
>>83337066imagine if they intentionally engineered it as a lose-lose, where if you can figure out the wider puzzle, that means you're fit enough to work.(hire me, DWP!)
>>83337066Think it's really predatory for them cunts to be charging for bennies advice tbqh.
>>83337103The website makes 4 million a year of the backs of disabled people.
Britfeel on page 6, cant be letting the threadington die now can we
>>83337410i won't let that happen but i've nothing to contribute. my only feel is that my urethra is tickly and itchy, i'm worried there's either some infection or an actual insect crawling on it.
im afraid of americans, im afraid of the world, im afraid i cant help it. god is an american.
>>83337609For me it's the accents on their women, grating irritating and obnoxious, especially when they get angry over something to trivial like screaming as a service worker for not putting enough sprinkles on their child's doughnut.
They're doing this to me at the jobcentre tomorrow! x
>>83337630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo
>CAREFULLY scratch j*p's eye>scratch too far>shudder and feel sick>(like banging an elbow)>retreat to kitchen to make toast>now eating the toast>realised just now i did not wash my handsaaaaaaaaa
>>83337679Never been much of a Bowie fan, I like let's dance and ashes to ashes and that one he did with mick jagger, apparently they were fucking at the time not sure wether if that's true or not lol
Where's turkmong when you need him to shit up the thread during the night watch?
I'm on that wuppagrind and porridgemaxxing at the moment de lids and it's lush and I mean lush
>>83337873Completely gone off coffee at the moment not had a cup in weeks, makes my IBS flare up.
>>83337840this is why we need crossy
>>83337736You might like modern love and sound&vision if you like those songs.
just want to explore a dungeon.any good dungeon crawler games, gamers?
onto New Moon now.
>>83338222Oh mate turn that crap off and put something better on like predator or Robocop. You're going to turn into a right poofter soon.
>>83338260>like predator or Robocop. rewatched them both recently.and for me it's Our Robocop Remake, Scene 27https://gumlet.tv/cc/watch/66103a5b290080da99e20cc1/
>>83334574His name is Tim. He has been on a steady decline since he was posted on here about 10 years ago. He used to buy expensive guitars despite the fact he couldn't play a single note
Go some shidd sitting on the backlog, don't i
dawn. i bid you farewell
I dont get how wagies do it. Im doing some bs course for two weeks and having to go out at 8 and return home at 3 or 4 has completely ruined my day yesterday.and now i have to do it again today?It fucks up everything, i cant sleep when i want, i cant eat when i want.Time is a social construct.
>>83338638You sound like a wee faggot
That Wagegrind it a cruel mistress.
>>83338752You sound like you wee in faggots
>>83333333Glad I witnessed this, what an achievement to wake up to XD
>>83338752whats the difference between a faggot and a wee faggot?
>>83333514Imagine getting this excited and not actually fucking. Christ.
I remember being in Bridgwater and watching a lad press the pelican crossing button then lick his finger. Grim.
/me prepares artwork for the upcoming thread
>>83338908do a dolly AI shop
Really CBA with toil today, need to get up and walk dogberg - probably in the rain, always fucking raining. Still have painful knees with no sign of abatement. Wish I could call in sick but had sick days last week and don't want to push my luck. The endless cycle continues.
Spaffed, meIndeed i did X
>>83338876Well we had sex last time on the 30th November.
>>83338862Stature
>>83338982i dont think stature changes whether you have urolagnia
>Where periodlass (nubs)she's on her period
Marks been gone for 3 weeks now trolls have him on the ropes.
>>83339054Think he's still making his drivel videos and will eventually upload them all once he returns?
My friend is in London being spoiled by her overseas bf and she has the period squits so no holes for him this week. Hehe.She will get presents including posh underwear and she will probably send me photos later on to get some of my attention but I will be low key about it. A good hard wank will follow later when I can imagine violating her chubby body.
Me? Glad you asked. I always almost never fuck on a first date.
>>83339054>>83339077i genuinely believe he is dead
SB from Bude was in court for COVID furlough fraud at scale. I do not yet know the verdict.
>>83339079If I've spoiled a gf then I'm getting inside her whether she's pissing blood or not
Escortlad here, I'm panicking a bit again and need some advice please.I saw the same escort yesterday afternoon that I lost my virginity to on the 30th November. It went well yesterday, very sensual and intimate. At the end, I told her I was a virgin before our previous session. She said she was surprised and was flattered that I'd seen her. But I'm worried I shouldn't have said I was a virgin.As we were getting dressed, she said I could pre-book a date for January when she's back after Christmas and said to message her. So yesterday evening when I got back, I sent her a message thanking her again and suggested a date in January. She replied saying "no problem at all" and that she will "definitely make one of those days work. I will message you in a few days with some times".Should I just stay calm? She's been good in previous communications. But I keep panicking that she's gonna ghost me.What should I do? By "few days", how long should I give it? Sunday?
>>83339193Not even 24 hours and you are spazzing out. Leave it A FEW DAYS and calm the fuck down.
wonder if we can do a new threadington and not tell escortautist
>>83339193She is handling all the other men who want to penetrate her, brav. She will contact you when she has dealt with the men who know what they are doing.
>>83339157Yeah they love it up em on rag week phwoar
>>83339220I think it's all fake. Some LARPer or some mong running it through chatGPT to farm (You)s
>>83339220I kind of enjoy the gimmick desu ngl, better than the ruthmong routine
>>83339261>>83339261WRAP IT UP WE ARE MOVING ON>>83339261>>83339261
