Holidays are coming! edish
I'll be voting for Lollers this year. He's a good lad.
State of that finnster lad
Turning on the heating, again! ffshad a mince pie but i really need a wank. Might have a coffee.
Blad should transition
Give your mother a ring.
>>83455627Wovfefe for u me lid
>>83455629Might be for you but it's certainly not for me. I'd have a fucking hard time of doing that. Imagine a 6ft 4 26 stone tranny walking down the street, bloody hell.
>>83455629He is too tall (over 6ft) plus hes like 20st. He has no chance of passing
>>83455642I'm waiting for mum to text back, i think she's having a kip, good girl, been off the booze after 30 years for nearly 7 months, proud of her.
>>83455584Christmas is garbage and has always been garbage. If you're a kid you get a few shitty presents and take some photos if you're lucky, and if you're an adult you just get drunk and pass out on your fucking couch.
Incredible song. The world was a different universe in the 70s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1o68h4Usqs&list=RDb1o68h4Usqs&start_radio=1
>>83455657Alri Grinch
This one as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4&list=RDj5RuCEhHcG4&start_radio=1The world must seem so mad to boomers who grew up with this.
Play it to zoomers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2lbYBLDbYU&list=RDL2lbYBLDbYU&start_radio=1
>>83455644I'd guide you Blad. I'd love to oil you up and indoctrinate you into the wonderful world of femininity. Every fold of your body dripping with oils.
>>83455706This stripped-down post takes me back to when I had first seen Blad oiled up approximately 1982 at the Village Vanguard. Fortunate enough to speak with Blad on several occasions and oiled him up more times than I can recount. Always a classy humble genius. Thanks for keeping Blad's spirit alive.
>>83455720>Thanks for keeping Blad's spirit alive.Hey no worries man. I mean that. Always good to speak to a fellow Blad fan.
Reverse path lookup failed? What is that nonsense? Shouldn't need it the piece of garbage
Will be in Japan for Chrissiemas! Konichiwa.
>>83455684yeah i mean it was bad enough that a lot of these things were blatant fiction written by humans. like those women's mags. but people DO also share interesting stories online, i guess the sheer volume and voting nature of Reddit means it just sucks more than anywhere else.and now that AI can write well instead of being gibberish Markov chains, i suppose we legitimately can't tell. we're just going to have to get used to that.maybe it 'doesn't matter' in the sense that i won't know user123 from Texas anyway, i reacted under the belief it was true. but if you discover it's false then yeah, they just lied/tricked you.
for me? best poster of the year has to ba anonymous
Best poster of the year?Arse McTitpoopy, their downfall and redemption arc was incredible, puts other names to shame really, they did fuck all all year as usual.
>>83455760corrr. still can't believe they didn't let moot win this that one time. rigged.
Lollers is the WOAT britfeel personality. I hate him with a passion.
Amazon chap has been here for the final timeThat's me all done for chrimboUnless I drink all this port before the shop shuts on the 24th
KFC for me on christmas day oh aye x
It's really quite silly how much shops are trying to push "The Grinch". That's more an american thing imo.
>>83455825It suits the modern version of Christmas, in that it's mean spirited and contains no mention of God.
>>83455844Very true, Santa wasn't enough commercialism because he was a jolly white guy (and no-one could profit from copyrights), so they have to have an asshole represent Christmas.
cheesed to meet you ALL
i know what my christmas wish is but im keeping it private
>>83455825yeah was thinking this. we don't have How the Grinch Stole Christmas, America doesn't have The Snowman.
my christmas tradition of going through the gamergate backlogs
Yeah I'm thinking a Christmas playthrough of Dark Souls 2 is in order
just left a christmas log in the loo
>>83455962>just left a christmas log in the looProof?
>>83455749I think there used to be some interesting stories on reddit that would make it to the top, definitely some creative writing exercises but back when it was smaller (like 15 years ago) it wasn't anywhere near as shit as it is now. You used to at least know if you were arguing with someone on there that they were an adult and might have some amount of life experience. Now the site is overrun with children and they're the ones filling up these garbage threads with their garbage opinions. You'll see shit that's basically a child blaming all of the world's ills on their parents and it's got tens of thousands of updoots because children are incapable of seeing parents as anything other than providers and every disagreement is black and white with someone being a saint and the other one evil. All the same shit though innit, normies ruined the internet.
>>83455910Some horrible scumbag round the corner from me has got an inflatable grinch that is literally as tall as their house. It's the most tacky thing I've ever seen, would be absolutely fuming if that thing was waving around next door to me.
chris rea deadno driving home for christmas this year x
I'm 10 lagas in
gorging on choccy
Would love a fag (and I'm not talking about a homosexual man) if you catch my drift. Shouldn't smoke though, bad for you.
*informs the apus that biggie smalls and junior mafia are some mark ass bitches*
>>83455980Some people are just living proof of the NPC meme.
*informs the apus that chris rea has died*
Scoffed a lush bIG mAC nd got some grinch socks for it like xx
i leave poos in public toilets, call that a chocolate surprise
Just can't stand how irrational and bad at reasoning average people are. You try to make clear points about something and they just respond with purely emotive, knee-jerk reaction non-sequiturs or rote-learnt 'talking points'.I've met maybe a dozen people in my entire life who could genuinely think about things. All of them are anonymous people on twitter and I've never met them IRL, will never see them and likely never even know their real names. It's comforting in a way to know they're out there, but also disturbing to realise just how lonely it is.
>>83456012The fuck you just say nigga?
>>83455985they drive his corpse home x
cant stand how irrational you lot are me
>>83456026not my words anon but the words of apupac wakur
stop saying 67 its almost 2026
My Apu watched Muppets wristmas warol last night and now he's obsessed with getting a visit from the three ghosts. I tried to tell him that they aren't supposed to be a fun time but he didn't even seem to understand that the ghost of Christmas yet to come is supposed to be scary and a warning that there's still time to improve yourself and make better more community minded decisions. It's just not going in though, he's started saying bah humbug and threatening everyone he sees with "spending wristmas on the wunemployment line"
whats the best christmas carol movie
for me it's Olive, the Other Reindeer.
>>83456049Some people need a visit from the three ghosts in order to get a swift kick in the balls and sort their life out.>>83456076Muppets, entertaining and quite close to the book IIRC.
>>83456086Love this movie get these wasps out of my teeth
On that frijj strawberry milkshake grind while I wait for me din dins. Been a stressful day nyl. Phonecalls on tap x
>>834560761. Muppets2. Scrooged3. A Christmas Carol (1984)
>>83456025Yeah but I can think about things though
>>83456110Got any drugs?
>>83456110lifes well ard x
>>83456113can you think about apologising to Blad?
How important was this album to you?
>>83456049if the Ghost of Christmas Future turned up and showed me i'd end up dead i'd just go "yeah no shit mate."
Arctic Monkeys or Libertines?
Blad is anti-SSM. Remember that.
>>83456130Liked a couple of tracks, never listened to the whole album. More of a bloc party silent alarm / Libertines up the bracket guy myself.
>>83456130but that's a single, the album was Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not.it was decent. but i'm more of a Feeder bloke myself.
>>83456049Pub quiz did a question on Christmas Carol, and asked how many spirits visited Scrooge.Correct answer of course is 4, but every cunt got it wrong.
>>83456094>visit from the three ghosts in order to get a swift kick in the ballsphwoar, what do the ghosts look like?
New Violet Myers collab with Kianna Dior is absolutely kino lads
SSM probably had a mental breakdown and got sectioned Timmy style.
Right here's a very unique experience that you lot best be glad you probably won't ever come across. Wifeberg is sort of eco-friendly, tries to be anyway. At some point she started using these reusable period pants, they're just pants with a sponge in the bottom really so they soak up all her blood. Problem is you can't just chuck them in the wash basket, it would smell horrendous and they'd also start rotting so what she does is rinse them out in the sink when she's done with a pair and then leave them on the radiator until next time we do a wash. Obviously can't be running the washing machine every day for a single pair of pants. This is all well and good except for the fact that my sense of smell is much much stronger than hers. Every time I go into the bathroom it absolutely stinks of cooking period blood. It is fucking rotten. For some reason, probably because it's cold and the rads have been on all day, it's much worse than I've ever noticed it before. And I tell you what, it is not a good time to bring something like this up when she's already shitty and pissed off. I've not got a solution either, leave them on any other radiator in the house and the dog will get them and have a great time eating them most likely, he won't go in the bathroom because he's scared the shower will come to life and wash him. Fugg, unpleasant.
>>83456149Sneaky trick question that, expect I would have got it right knowing about that creepy little poached egg girl at the start of the movie (again, Muppets is the only one worth a shit)
>>83456149>Stave One - Marley's Ghost>Stave Two - The First of the Thee Spirits>Stave Three - The Second of the Three Spirits>Stave Four - The Last of the Spirits
>>83456178Tell her that it stinks. If she's really so obstinate that her husband telling her something of hers in the house stinks and he doesn't like it doesn't even register on the scale of 'something I need to fix' then what the fuck kind of relationship do you have, lad? Also tell her that running the washing machine and dryer every day for a single item of clothing is absurdly not eco-friendly. What's wrong with normal pads? They're made of decomposable material anyway.
>>83456137Neither. Both are fucking vile. I hope you become a disfigured acid attack victim.
>>83456194Ghost and Spirit are interchangeable imo
>>83456139Used to like the fella but after seeing the sexual predator evidence come to light I went right off him.
>>83456120True that. Hopefully tomorrow is a better day x
>>83456178Buy her those reusable bamboo period pads for christmas lol. At least those pads would be small enough to be put in an airtight box or something. As for the smell from the sink, bleach is cheap, pour a bit down the trap.
>>83456152im trying to abstain from wanking this christmas lad stop
>>83456199Technically what you posted is illegal in the uk
>>83456200i agree but Dickens-sama has explicitly numbered them and drawn a distinction. i mean Marley's Ghost is his old business partner, dead, come back as a Ghost.the Spirits are weird shapes and they represent some abstract ideas, they're not dead people.
>>83456219even if it's not a threat or incitement?you can't just HOPE someone gets hit by a bus?
what if u got a visit from the ghost of wareham past? x
You know what bugs me the most about The Force Awakens? It's a fucking terrible movie and the other NuWars films are fucking dogshit as well, but the thing that really gets to me is the absolute lack of scale, or at least the total mismatch of scale.The First Order (NOT THE EMPIRE GUYS!) has a superweapon the size of an actual planet. Absurdly, mind-boggling massive. To build and operate such a thing would require moving billions of cubic metres of material, take millions of workers years and years to achieve and require anywhere from hundreds of thousands to millions of workers to staff. A staggering under.Yet when the Resistance (NOT THE REBELS GUYS!) attacks it they send like 12 fighter craft and the First Order responds by sending out like... maybe 30 fighter craft. Um, okay? Where are the thousands upon thousands of fighters that would actually be engaging in this undertaking given the scale of resources and manpower that is demonstrably available?So gay.
>>83456227My friend, according to UK anything grossly offensive posted online is illegal. Also, anything deemed to be threatening or menacing in nature.
Had a few coffees and I'm still feeling knackered.
>>83456246They just tried to remake a new hope and failed.I would take any attempt at originality over re-telling an old story worse.
I don't think I can ever go back to a job where I don't get to work from home.The comfy levels are off the charts.
See, the thing about juice from most places is you get all the fibre and most of the vitamins, but if it's been pasteurised a fuck-lot of the micro-nutrient content has been neutralised.
>>83456276Maybe one or two ciders, just to wet the whistle eh?
proper bored me xx
I JUST WANNA FUCK AND SUCK FUCK AND SUCK FUCK AND SUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzjX0_utfDU
>>83456298david c most mentally ill commenter for sure
>>83456298David C walking around Costco rambling about SSM.What a life!
Turkey dinosaurs and chicken tendies with some chippy wippies for din dins. Got that mayonnaise on tap x
I heard The Strokes before you.
>>83456312Oh aye. When I say oh aye I mean oh aye. Oh aye.
>>83456312A veritable beige buffet de lid x
>>83456312You should get some Kewpie mayo lad. Once you try it you'll never go back to Hellmanns.
>>83456298I always thought David C was a teenager, hes actually middle aged lol
>>83456320Japan literally does everything better.
Do you have any religious beliefs? For some reason I feel like animism and polytheism are due for a major comeback.
Drivin home for ChristmasssssI can't wait to see their facessss
>>83456272Reform will bring that to an end by 2030. Enjoy enjoy it while you can
>>83456328Their economy has been stagnant for literally 30 years lad. They are poorer than the uk GDP per capita wise.
>>83456246yeah i don't understand who The First Order are, where they came from, they seem to have fleets of ships and armies. i know The Empire were just there in the first Star Wars, but they were already established. and then three films explained how they came about.minor time skip and you have some Empire 2. did they rebuild the Republic? is the Senate back? why are these Resistance guys rebels, not just the Republic's soldiers or something?they should have just gone with the Imperial Remnant. they could even find some (lesser) superweapon, or find an old Jedi-turned-evil or something.
>>83456337And yet everything in their country is better.
>>83456328Their economy has been stagnant for literally 30 years lad. They are poorer than the uk GDP per capita wise. They all work fucking 12 - 16 hour plus days for fuck all pay and then go back to their little tatami box room home living on ramen noodles. They work so hard nobody has time to date, shag and have kids. The country is dying. Sad.They need more lazy retards as dumb men have way more sex
Are any of the lads Freemasons?
>>83456352Freemasons are not real
Why are foreigners obsessed with our food and if it is bad? I have never thought much about food. Why do they care?
was santa a nonce?
If a democracy is defined by the feedback loop of>citizens want thing>they vote for thing>politicians do thing>citizens re-evaluate and determine what thing they want nextthen pretty much the only democracies that currently exist in the world are Denmark, Switzerland and Japan.
Having a wank to Christmas-themed pornography to get into the Christmas spirit.
>>83456368>wasSanta is the biggest nonce of them all.
>>83456352>>83456360Friend of mine is a Freemason https://www.ugle.org.uk/He says they are mostly a social gathering for posh old men. Like an old boys club. They get to wear fancy clothes and talk about shit and drink.They say they do not do each other favours but they sort of do given that you get to know a lot of blokes who run small to medium sized businesses there.
>>83456391Nah sorry. You're completly full of shit. Also your post is moldy pasta.
>>83456377For me it's Adriana Chechik being a naughty Mrs Claus and getting airtight gangbanged by 3 BBCs while Santa is away
KA black grape is my favourite fizzy drink. So, so lush.
My grandpa was a Freemason. He had the kit and everything.
>>83456298corr 4x lush. i wonder if mark is in wevverspoons or raving down sandfud lane?
My favourite lager? Toss up between Tyskie and Red Stripe.
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/sex-offender-pointing-camera-your-33047962
>>83456415>Red Stripe.nasty
>>83456401I like the pink one whatever that is called. Fruit punch I think.
>>83456419Red Stripe is lush lad. Have it on tap.
Jamaican-me crazy!
You know what bugs me the most about Knights of the Old Republic? It's a fucking terrible game and the other BioWare games are fucking dogshit as well, but the thing that really gets to me is the absolute lack of scale, or at least the total mismatch of scale.The Sith Empire (NOT THE GALACTIC EMPIRE GUYS!) finds a superweapon the size of a starfighter. Absurdly, mind-boggling small. To build and operate such a thing would require one pilot. A staggering under.Yet when the Old Republic insurgents (NOT THE REBELS GUYS!) finds it they send like 3 party members and the Sith Empire responds by sending out like... maybe 30 Sith Troopers. Um, okay? Where are the thousands upon thousands of soldiers that would actually be engaging in this undertaking given the scale of resources and manpower that is demonstrably available?So gay.
That white kid from school who was obsessed with Jamaica and smoking weed
>>83456440i remember him, hes married to a massive big fat scottish lass now and they run a pub together
Got them brasseries HHL style, wee piss up planned for tonight, nothing big though will be in bed before midnight, late shift tomorrow so I'll might aswell
>>83456352>>83456391Aye. Freemasons are just a bunch of posh Toryboys. Kinda boring there are no cool cults or secret societies anymore. It's just boring rich people doing rich people stuff now.
Rah lad you going Boomtown? x
Gonna sleep soon I reckon. Hardly slept in days.
Chris Rea is dead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI
Does Ruthmong like Latte ASMR? Because god damn she's gone a bit over the top with her latest vid.
I'm driving home for nigmass
Might check out Sunderland next year
Favourite band? Iceage for me. Plowing Into the Field of Love? Perfect modern post-punk/Nick Cave worship. Elias? Handsome fucker.
Windows 11 is so rankNever upgrading to that shite
>>83456430You have the worst opiniom ever, lmao
just made a cheese and ham toastie without fucking it up, feeling like masterchef now lids
Do you wish you lived in 1970s Britain or now?
Might check out Wareham next year
What are the most god tier hobbies for neets?
Fondue for dinner tonight, it christmas week x
>>83456546SSM might give you a bum if you knock on his door and ask nicely.https://youtu.be/4h9K1HL-I2g?si=ikKbvJOzEVF1A8P5
>>83456551Learn an instrument. You have all the time in the world to practice, and it's a genuinely worthwhile hobby.
wheres the vid of ssm saying he gave loads of creampies in the 90s
>>83456543Now obviously
>>83456551Wanking and video games
>>83456562SSM would make a nice daddy bf desu desu
>>83456551anything creative or productive mate, it was coding for mejust dont spend it browsing 4chan 14 hours a day
Escortlad checking in Didn't post about the meeting on the weekend, did I? Well, it went great. She was a few years older than me but looked gorgeous, amazing blue eyes that made me melt and a very soothing voice. Young MILF type. She loved French kissing. I started out by giving her oral which made her cum hard after which she sucked me off and took my cum. We chatted for a bit, then we had sex with her on top. Didn't last long and I came again while kissing her, then we chatted for like another 15 minutes, we had a lot in common. Amazing hour. She was very complimentary towards my clothing, hair and eyes which was nice. She was basically begging me to be a regular of hers lol and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving, think I'll definitely see her again in January or February.
>>83456595>she loves me chat
>>83456595I believe this more than i believe the holocaust happened.But not by much.
>>83456595She did not cum at any point you fucking cretin
Need to do the thing in the kitchen with the food and all. Reckon it's about time anyway. Perhaps a small bump of cocaine will give me the energy I lack.
>>83456595You kissed after cumming in her mouth?GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Eating out a prozzie has got to be the most pathetic thing anyone has done in the history of /britfeel/
>>83456509I use linux so don't have to worry about shite windows "upgrades"
Pissing against the moon.
Linux users will claim they're happy with it but distrohop every week
ive had debian on my thinkpad for years
>>83456647She did unless she was very good at fakingShe was clenching her stomach/legs and basically buried my face in her clit with her hands
AND IT'S FREE!
>>83456551programming or animation
>>83456708These are not mutually exclusive positions to hold though lad. This is what I mean when I said people don't think and can't form rational, reasonable arguments or opinions. You haven't proven anything, you haven't demonstrated anything. You've strung to unrelated things together because you think it will produce an overall negative emotional response towards the people you don't like for some reason (in this case linux users).
>>83456724Yes she's very good at faking that is quite literally her job. Nice that it gave you the ego boost you so sorely need though.
Corrrrrrr! Finally own my favourite film of all time on Blu-ray! The 251 minute extended version as well! Highly recommend to any Sergio Leone fans or gangster film fans... or nonces into Jennifer Connolly!
Chika have you ever been abroad? Where?
"How did he die?""He was driving home for Christmas."
>>83456675women love it though ladshe said to me when we were chatting that she loves it when guys give oral
>>83456738Cambodia, Thailand.
Linux users don't get no pussy
I've actually been to Laos and enjoyed it immensely.
>>83456736she got wet as well ladthe escorts I see are GFE types who generally don't fake orgasms
>>83456750absolutely done them in lad
He is innocent
well lush this is x
>>83456737Forgot the pic like a silly goose. Not a proper DVD update without the pic!
Counties visited in my youth on holidays/school trips:>France>Germany>Italy>Iceland>USA>Spain>Switzerland>Greece>CyprusCountries visited in my adult life, mostly by myself, sometimes with friends:>China>Japan>Thailand>The Netherlands>Australia>Vatican City>Singapore>Portugal>Rwanda>Botswana>Chile>El SalvadorAm I the most well-traveled lad in britfeel?
>>83456805>Counties visited in my youth on holidays/school trips:>>France>>Germany>>Italy>>Iceland>>USA>>Spain>>Switzerland>>Greece>>Cyprus>Countries visited in my adult life, mostly by myself, sometimes with friends:>>China>>Japan>>Thailand>>The Netherlands>>Australia>>Vatican City>>Singapore>>Portugal>>Rwanda>>Botswana>>Chile>>El SalvadorProof?
Remembering the time when a girl called my music taste "druggy".
shattered, me. nodding off.might try for sleep.
>>83456817Remember when a lass called my thick cock an aphrodisiac.
>>83456817>>83456840Fond memories? For me it's sticking my cock up a girl's arsehole for the first time. Coooorrrr I was king of the world at that point.
Any lads here into classical music?
>>83456863No, I'm a non-autistic straight heterosexual non-gay adult male who has sex with women regularly and does not have autism.
JS Bach was an absolute top shagger tho. Fathered a tonne of kids with loads of different women.
>>83456857me? wasn't that fussed over putting it in the bumhole, strangulated my willy, much prefer fanny. Now a good one was when she would stick a vibrator up her aris on max vibration and it would vibrate my willy through her fanny/arse wall and would make it unfathomably tight due to the object in the adjacent passage, fantastic really.
Yeah I'm into classical. Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, the list goes on...
>>83456857Nothing like shoving your cock deep inside a tight clean female arsehole de lid.
>>83456863some is decent, quite like classical guitar, my favorite piece being l366 performed by Ana Vidovic
>>83456863YeahFor me? Dvorak, Tchaikovsky, and Ravel
Chika has never been abroad. He hasn't even been to London.
Can you guess someones intelligence by their music taste?
Anyone here into modern classical?
>>83456883Good ass taste no cap
>>83456938I read he is sprogless.Reckon he is an incel?
If good art is one of the things that gives life meaning and makes it worth living then creating the kind of society which is conducive to creating great art is an essential aspect of politics. How do you create the economic/cultural conditions in which great art can be made?
Steve Reich - Music for 18 MusiciansHypnotic,
Top shagger
>>83456960He was ostensibly a volcel in the 80s. He is gay, obviously.
>>83456968What I imagine Chika looks like (with less hair).
Wonder if a new futuristic art genre will ever emerge? Like tapping into some untapped sense. Smell or vibrations or something.
I'm listening to hammer smashed face by canibool corpse what a nice choon
Modern classical tourist but I do love Steve Reich. Could listen to this piece for eternityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oOmUi4HGt0
Nonce poster what's your favourite nonce hunting video?
>>83456968toughest fit in azerbaijan fr
>>83456968What I imagine Ruthmong looks like (with longer hair).
Any lads here into fashion?
>>83456998I'm in the fashion of penetrating tight female pink arseholes.
>>83456986cor, thats fun to play on guitar that, currently blastan sintury - disgorging the dead, for the first listen, I rate it a 7/10 currently, quite fond of cryptic stench or living dissection by cc
>>83457011...he chuckled to himself as he wrote this response.
>>83457017Play us a tune lad x
I GOT THE POISON
shit on it
>>83456987boring as fuck lad
OH MY DAYS that was a hefty fucking bumsesh. Couple of lads went right down my chimney and decked my halls with globs of baby gravy just as it should be. Now that is lush
Get in!Cavity wall insulation has been paid for by the govt 100%Mid January for installation.
>>83457074>Get in!>Cavity wall insulation has been paid for by the govt 100%>Mid January for installation.Fascinating
>>83456805Wales,Scotland,Ireland,France,Spain, Portugal,Austria,Germany,Belgium,Italy,Greece,Morocco,Egypt,USA,Mexico,Thailand, Malaysia,Indonesia,Laos,Cambodia,Vietnam. Might be a close one lad.
wonder hwat Shippy is doing rn
>>83457057What are you doing for Christmas Eva?
>>83456805Uk France Finland USA (Illinois) Russia (Moscow and then St Petersburg)TurkeyItaly Vatican CityThailand Cambodia Vietnam Laos
Friday Night Dinner has to be one of the least funny sitcoms I've ever watched.
you can't put UK on your list of countries you've visited if you were born here mate
>>83457155Simon Bird can only play one character.
>>83457133with dadi asked for a weighted blanket cuz my sensory issues
Time to pretend I like Bladee because eva's back
Certain actors can only really play themselves. Stephen FrySimon Bird Who else?
I'm an autistic straight heterosexual non-gay adult male who has never had sex with a women regularly and does have autism.
i went to the bladee show the other week it was litty, eva wasnt there tho cuz she has no fake ID lmaox
>>83457030vocaroo hates me so it just sounds like a tinny mess but heres one attempt with drums in the back, cba plugging the guitar inhttps://voca.ro/1onHOv80PHlL
you know my magic is strongi get so high that i'm holy xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yOcS1qdkQ
>>83457189Click on settings and then uncheck remove background noise and auto-adjust volume lad x
Got 3 stops from Xmas through to the 28th so you all know what that means don't you? Everyone gets a fucking crumble.
Homosexual arse rape
What's the new years resolution gonna be lads
>>83457194strawberry lip gloss sunglasses from oakley x
Feminising Blad's curvaceous 26st body
>>83457214Probably stop doing drugs all the fucking time. Bit of a challenge that though since I really like doing drugs all the time. Need to find a way to keep myself busy. Maybe get back to that book I've been trying to write, hard to do shit in January though innit
Deleting Telegram in the new year x
>>83457230I will weigh myself after Christmas. Honestly I think I'm nearing 27 stone, hope not.
Corrrr look at them sexy bitches
>>83457246telegram? what kind if group chats are on therei might need to check your phonehand it over mate what kind of groups chats you been in on there
Middle class part of the family is coming over soon. Mum has told me and brother to tidy up because she turns into Mrs.Bucket from keeping up appearances whenever they do. Also I have to wear pants and wear a clean t shirt as well, it's my house I pay rent here if I want to sit downstairs in my boxer shorts I will do. I live here.
>>83457155I qUIte like it. SHALOM!
festivus tomorrow lads, hope you are all prepared for the airing of greviances
>>83457301I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND NOW YOURE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT
>>83457301>tfw you eat a snickers with a knife and forkcorrrrr
I have never put my foreskin into a female.
>>83457272>sit downstairs in my boxer shortsYou don't do this in front of your mother do you?
>>83457259Ngl it'd be straight in the bin if you gave me this
hairy hole (female)
Sniff my elbow, you dodgy sket.
left a massive poo in the st pancras toilets
>>83457359Not all the time. If I have to come downstairs for something in a hurry I will do. You can't see anything it's not like I'm naked. They are long boxer shorts a bit like shorts that's how I like them.
>>83457370Wouldn't give it to you because you're not a loved one. Wouldn't even describe you as an indifferent one tbqhwydh
Carehome Christmas
>>83457435just shat myself laughing at this
>>83457435HHL trying to figure out the new captcha system.
Wonder if Sean and the other care home residents exchange gifts
My great aunt and uncle might have to go into assisted living soon they are both nearly 90 and are struggling to look after themselves. Been sad about it today.
Also they will have to sell the home to pay for the care and that is the last place that I have left of my childhood. It will all be gone soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjNln9mXuTIkill yuor local vrillionaire.
>eva67SIX SEVEN
>>83457476sad but maybe they'll be more comfy when you visit them
>>83456312The spacker tray is back! Thanks HHL, this is what I wanted for Christmas x
I expect everyone to write to their MP wishing them a Merry Christmas and thanking them for their service to the country.
Pinning Eva down (to help with her sensory issues)
Why do Yorkshirecels think Yorkshire is so great and are like "ooh aye I'm a Yorkshire man me good cuppa that" when this is the only thing that seems to come out of there?
>>83457655Didn't ask to be born pal
>>83457687No but are you weird about being from Yorkshire? I'm nta that posted that last one but I have met loads of people that are weird about Yorkshire. Like I'm from Kent and I fucking hate the place, t to avoid going back as much as possible and would never make a thing about it. I've been to Yorkshire and it's not nicer than any of the surrounding counties, it's just there. Even York isn't anything special.
>>83457687I am that anon and basically yeah, this >>83457704Nothing wrong with being born in a shithole but people from Yorkshire seem to think it's something to brag about.
>>83457704Na I hate it and this country in its entirety tbqh desu
B B B BURGA BOI
Just did the last of the Christmas food shopping. Mumberg going mental at me in the middle of Sainsburys for no reason. Sick of it
what did you get in the secret santa lads? i got poleys match worn fart loading t shirt
Did a blind taste test on Lidl and Tesco's posh orange juice. Preferred the Lidl one
Me and HHL are the jar kings
Thread's a bit slow. Can't be that you lads are spending time with your family this Christmas period, are we?
even blad is spending time with family
What do you think of Stephen Fry?
>>83457881>Can't be that you lads are spending time with your family this Christmas period, are we?lol no, i was making an omeletteburnt the fucker
>>83457881Heavily on the benzos me
When I had appendicitis I was in immense pain. Could not sleep. They gave me morphine and it was incredible. So relaxing. Could just sleep and no pain. I love morphine. Fuck I think about it now. I see why people become heroin addicts.
garn go bed nows, very sleepy
Spending time with Blad and his family then retreating to his bedroom to play retro video games and shag
>>83457889What omelette?I like a cheese, ham and bell peppers one myself.
>>83457938just cheese and ham for me my lid, dont do none of that fancy stuff, normally pretty good at omelettes but fucked it right up today for some reason, was smoke coming off it at first
might make myself a hot choccy and do a bit of gaming xx
did you know a bell pepper is a fruit?
Just ate 2 day old Dominos and now I feel sick. Who could have predicted this?
>>83458013Was it at least kept in the fridge or was it room temp the whole time?
>>83457958So are tomatoes, cucumbers, squash, okra, green beans, avocados, olives, corn, and eggplants.
I fucking hate how when one of my wife's friends has an issue in their life it becomes my wife's problem too. That means updates ten times a day, six hour phone calls and she becomes totally overworked with second hand stress so no sex. So fucking annoying.
>>83458038Room temp
lads, spending time with family is nice, but keeping /britfeel/ active is more important
>>83457902Should try oxycontin lad, even better than morphine. Had it once and realised I couldn't have it again or else it would be all I ever did. Think I've been just a hairs breadth from becoming a full on smackhead just a couple of times.
>>83458057Have a few stella and slap her about
>>83458107Too bloody right de lid. Fuck family. You're all my real family. DE LEEEEEEEDS!
Foodington digesting rn Phwoar x
Imagine doing sex with a woman.
Had a 9 in that presserand it come straight out that blender
britfeel is full of swagger jaggershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk
On a first name basis with the shop keeperhe already knows what I came forcling film and a ribena
Me and Blad doing extremely gay shit in his bedroom and his mam is banging on the door telling us to keep it down you pair of fucking faggots and we start giggling because that's what we are, a pair of fucking arse loving gay faggots and there's nothing wrong with that because it's 2025 and that's okay now x
>>83458347alri gay faggot lad
Haven't had sex in over 8 years and I think I'd be better at it now. I think I understand more how it all works now.
Did some end-of-year bookkeeping-on-the-naze just now meDidn't iI did didn't i X
>>83458425I believe you did lad, I really believe you did.
just practice on a fleshlight its just like the real thing
might practice on eva6
You lads *do* have a dating CV with references from at least two previous exes, right?
>>83458057They love moaning, it's their favourite
Cor blimey x
>>83458542>tfw have my advanced wanking license
Mediocre edishington at best so far
It's extremely easy to make a girl orgasm with your tongue.
Powerful blast of piss
any of you cunts want to play "would you rather"?
>>83458726Would you rather fuck an obese white woman or a skinny black woman?
>>83458729honestly probably a skinny black woman, ive fancied ugly girls before but never fat ones
>>83458736Would you rather have aids or genital warts?
guys just come on here to say "might kill meself dee lids" like whatyou need help
>>83458753warts 100%, aids is gay
Turdington coming on semi-strong rn
Crazy to think SSM really has gone, knew it would happen at some point just like Alexander Gordon Jahans but still a quite sad to see.
Did you hear about that Turkish shepherd who chewed his own knackers off? Bloody shithead.
>>83458782just got done having a poo
left a massive christmas log in the loo
>>83458850Wonder what he's been up to, full scale weltdown maybe
>>83458850FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue, did you see that? Loads of birds, foil bag, the whole caboodle.
DJE is a Nonce and on the UK news in pictures article it stated DJE has a conviction for making 1 indecent image of a child. It also stated not only does this nonce have a 10 Year SHPO, but is also on The Sex Offenders Resister for Life.
DJE Media is a YouTube channel run by Curtis Arnold (who also uses aliases like Daniel James Edwards or "Dan"). In February 2019, he was convicted at Harrow Crown Court after pleading guilty to:12 counts of fraudVoyeurismCausing a person to engage in sexual activity (without consent)Making indecent images of a child (one count, involving a victim under 18, specifically a 17-year-old in some reports)He was sentenced to 34 months in prison (initially 40 months, reduced on appeal). As a result of the sexual offences:He received a 10-year Sexual Harm Prevention Order (SHPO), active until February 2029, which includes restrictions on devices and image storage.He is required to register on the Sex Offenders Register (often called the sex offenders register for life in some reports, though the SHPO is 10 years; registration is mandatory for such convictions).
Gaped arse
evening lids x
>>83459006>Edwards
>>83459034alri there rotheranon lid
>>83459057would be funny if was actually related to fishman
>>83458850THE MIGHTY FARSHNUKElad got mad aggressive when he started his hormones, remember when he kept getting into fights with his dad?
Wrongun Allen
great time watching the darts today, shame about wadey getting dumped out. >>83459070alright lid, been up to much today? :-)
Back now. Fucking hell almost 3 hours my brain feels like it's on fire, socialising for that long can't be good for the soul.
>>83459098been a boring day for me lid but i dont care, im overdue a boring day after being stupidly busy recently, plans for the coming days are to mong out and make myself fat(ter)
And I come back to gay erotica as well. Grim.
>>83459127likewise, can't wait for christmas me :-)
>>83459117What were you up to Blad lad? Had to go Sainsbury's today was a fucking madhouse.
>>83459034Exhibit A of the inexplicably prideful Yorkshirecel >>83457655
>>83459191Family came over, it was alright in the end but feeling exhausted now, too much socialising I have no idea how normies do it. Shopping between the 20-24th are the worst days to do it. Best to get it I all in a few days earlier at o avoid the hassle.
>Nu cameronslop telesync's already availableOh my
>Dude...>What if blue space cat people... BUT WITH FIRE (and ash)?!!
>>83456863Not really, it's too choppy and gayVideo game orchestral can be good though
Christmas in the back of Shippy's rape van
Nutting in Eva's cunny
Christmas with The Allan's
Did the last shop today, it were busy and I don't want to do it again.
>>83457655>>83459229used to be good lid, some places still are, but its getting less and less of the good now. Used to be a proper county, now we're a laughing stock x
but no, I don't go around bigging up Yorkshire, I'm from south Yorkshire and we do not associate with the rest of this shit hole, our little shit hole is bad enough.
So eva6 is a woman? Not a tranny? She said she was LARPing as a 21 year old tranny a while ago but why though?
>>83459497>eva6 is a womanCome on anon. This is 4chan.org. There are zero biological women here. Really think about it for a second.
>>83459497This will keep me awake all night now lad
have just woken up. morning /britfeel/. think i'll have some royal game soup for breakfast.Morrisons open 6am - midnight today. would go in at 6am but they won't have the cooked meats out yet, will they?
it's not just 'lying' any more, it's playing a character innit.although it's funny how people come up with these characters and then they share the exact same interests, living situation, personality, etc.
>>83459555Who we on about?
>>83459580people like that Boxxy lass. hamming it up online? yeah sure. but everyone does that, look at streaming, they don't go around talking like that, they're presenting. but that's "them" the person.except i dunno, maybe the ones where they have creepy little anime puppets. they've probably come up with background info the way those Vocaloids do.
>>83457169this guy knows the score.for Fresh Prince of Bel Air, they didn't even write a script. they just recorded Will Smith's actual life.
Why would our institutionally homophobic "justice" system persecute two innocent doctors just for using Grindr? It's not right!
Random bout of insomnia that I get a few times a year.Not fun. Don't really know what to do about it. Oh well.New captcha is spooky. Something eerie and unsettling about the way the shapes look.
>>83459662what your opinion on link related?https://news.sky.com/story/ex-husband-charged-with-56-sexual-offences-against-wife-as-five-other-men-also-charged-13486792
>>83459662>But barrister for Hotak, John Kearney, claimed the "victims will have learned a lesson"lol
>>83459662Can't even have a casual bumsesh without risk of being killed/robbed by homophobic Islamics. You're rolling the dice every time you're craving a big dicking. Pakis ruining everything.
>>83459662>"They did not target women, heterosexual men -- they targeted gay men."they targeted gaymen. GAYMEN.
Christmas wollox
not only did we have civil partnerships and then full gay marriage, we had so far as to even like bring in civil partnerships for straight couples since 2018:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44627990pretty equal country, overall.
>>83459682I assume this is meant to be a "but le white people are le bad!" thing? If so you might want to pick a case where 17% of the suspects aren't each black and Mohammed and only 66% are white.
>>83459738There's no actual difference between a marriage and civil partnership anyway right?
The bowels have been emptied, haven't they X
I'm trans and autistic
>>83459739le people are le bad but you only mention le brown people
>>83459765those two seem to go together a lot
>>83459772Do you think different ethnicities are le bad at exactly the same rates?
>>83459795i dont care about rates if your scum your scum simple as
>>83459682>https://news.sky.com/story/ex-husband-charged-with-56-sexual-offences-against-wife-as-five-other-men-also-charged-13486792>Norman Macksoni, 47, of Wood End Close, Sharnbrook. Police described him as a black British national. He has been charged with one count of rape and possession of extreme imagesThis guy lives down the road from my old school kek
>>83459820dont see how thats funny but ok
>>83459831I didn't make the world like this lad. Just find the absurdity of it all funny sometimes. I guess you wouldn't get it.
Pushed suicides all me life
>>83459842>you wouldn't get itok Arthur Fleck
>>83459853>Arthur FleckHe is literally me desu
>>83459861it was a decent movie i wont watch the second one though it looks shit
>>83459748not really. but the campaigners were annoyed it had historical/religious 'baggage'. i think even in a registry office, it says somewhere in some document the father of the bride is 'giving' his daughter to the groom. that's right: patriarchy.
>>83459875>i wont watch the second one though it looks shitSame here lad I heard it was a musical or some shit and I've got better things to watch than that.
>>83459893it's barely even a musical. the first one had fantasy sequences, it just has some with songs.in a trve musical the dialogue is sung-through and nobody ever questions it.
In sleep he sang to meIn dreams he cameThat voice which calls to meAnd speaks my nameAnd do I dream again?For now I findThe Phantom of the Opera is thereInside my mindDUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
TFD x
>>83459983Total /'feel/ death? Not very nice :(
Back strapping a massive rocket
Life is what u do between zoots
>>83460012what it a zoot?
ch-ch-ch-ch-changes....turn and face the strangeno im not transno im not a womani was larping as boththat can only mean im one thing
steve6 was the best nickname one could possibly receive
Eva do you like Evangelion?
sixie posted art.
for the anon who posts the cat pictures i found one for you
What's the point applying for jobs? You won't move out, you won't appeal to women, you won't afford to travel anywhere. You'll be miserable and lonely still.
>>83460147I've already moved out, have sex and travel thoughever? Who are you talking to?
>>83459962unironically kino tbqh
>>83460170the actual film adaptation? was a bit shite tbqh.
>>83460164Me. There is no point playing this game I can't win.
have to weigh up waiting for the postie (you never know) with going out to get turkey.might just stay in.
>>83460064luv it xxxxxxxx
british rose I like starts talking about getting married to her bf in a few years.
>>83460320Lush, who's your favourite character?
>>83460354Get some shoes mate.
>>83460354it not right xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zve5DJn_9R8
>>83460376misatopretty lady she is mature
>>83460518Misato is the hottest but Asuka is just like me fr fr
Another good doss session done, 14 hrs today, and got muh heli. Not too bad, desu, going to get some kip, do some IRL activities tomorrow morning and early afternoon, then get back to it.
>>83459006He's always making teenage girls feel uncomfortable on his videos. One for the frauditor list.
hmm perhaps if i go to the shop tired at 6am and get SOME supplies, i can come home and then make a second trip later on speed to see if they've got the meat in.
>>83460658Will it be open? Would beat being in the heaving bustle of last minute christmas shopping.
>>83460653>Bier Kellercorrr i fell off a table in there.
>>83460662yeah Morrisons is opening early, closing late. 6am-12 midnight.maybe there'll be mad queues outside first thing, who knows. but the main thing i NEED is roast turkey from the deli counter. no shortage of turkey crowns the other day, but i could see people buying up the cooked slices.doubt those will be cooked and out by 6am, though. might head back at, i dunno, 12-1? but by then it'll be heaving.
>>83460670Never been in a bar to be honest. Would get bored very quickly.
>>83460689It shouldn't be too bad hopefully, what with it being open till late, but will the roast chicken be done when you get there, or would it be better to go for 06:30, and give them time to cook it? Yeah afternoon will be heaving. I'm meeting a friend on weds morning, but might end up cancelling, as it will be hectic.
DJE filming migrant hotels when it turns out he was a rapist and nonce all along.
Veitch supports DJE. Then again this is man that beat his ex up and dates a very young woman. It amazes me how anyone can support these creeps that go round pretending to be all moral.
At 47:30 he tries to victimise himself for creating unlawful photos. He is a wrongun. You don't get a 10 year SHPO for something non-serious. You don't get put on remand for many months on end. He removed this video hours after uploading. https://youtu.be/rgIJLWsB7nM
Howling at Curtis trying to defend himself in a 90 minute video. Man is a narcissist. It's fucking over for him.
page 9? not while i'm around.
Muppets
Eating Bonchon chicken right now lads. Getting ready for my flight to glorious Nippon. What is the first thing I should do in Tokyo?
Christmas in a country full of browns who don't celebrate it and actively want to kill you for being a white man
>>83462017Corr say Konnichiwa to the Yakuza for me x
>>83462019Tbqh lad the people keeping Christianity going in the uk are recent immigrants from Africa.
>>83462017Close the front door quietly please lad.The amount of fucks around here that left at 3am for their 6am flights to Malagaluf or whereever for their Chrimbo ols today was ridiculous. Was like a door testing factory.
It christmas week, might start drinking early today x
Actually scratch that im going on the pregabalins
We are Charlie Kirk we carry the flamerino
>>83462269Do both x
>>83462297he preached hatred so he deserved to die, fuck him
>>83462297He stood unshaken, a voice in the stormA man of conviction, a heart rebornHe spoke the truth when the cost was highHe lived for Jesus, unafraid to dieWe are Charlie Kirk, we carry the flameWe'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honour his nameWe are Charlie Kirk, his courage our ownTogether unbroken, we'll make Heaven known
>>83462358He looking up at us lids
one last thing to do before i can relax, shan't be long now
>>83462353ooh, what hatred did he preach? Im not involved in politics and didnt really notice the guy, give examples so i can judge him.ty
We don't want your american political garbage here. This is britfeel not yankfeel.
>>83462413WE are Charlie Kirk.YOU are a fatty berk.
ISPberg's been spazzing around endlessly for a couple hours now, ckin ellShall be recuperating X
>>83462514It's the police installing spyware on your device.
Would do anything for him to come back. It the darkest Christmas in living memory for every Seaside Soldier.
Just got up and on that Tuesday morning wuppagrind. Got that voluntary work in an hour. Last one of the year. Oh aye.
>>83462540Do your parents know you're a virgin?
>>83462554He's not a virgin, he got bummed in a boomers mens club a few years ago. Had a big STD scare.
>>83462658>>83462658>>83462658Time to retire this mediocre edish with a fresh new look for Christmas Eve Eve.
>>83462530he not coming back bruhwe must accept inevitable
