4x lush eclair edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axxQYPYJz5Q
Might eat some ice cream tonight, since it's so hot and all
>>83573018>>83573095Laughed at these ones, thanks lads. Would be nice having takeouts on tap but also shudder at the thought of a paki stepdad. Sorry. Also my mum says she's done with men, she went out with one last year that lied about being on benefits and she dumped him as soon as she found out. She said I'm not going out with some broke bum loser in a grotty little council house. Mums a big spender and he couldn't keep up, so she got rid. Probably didn't help that she met him on Facebook market place though..
heater on full blast, fucking love a nice chilly night
>>83573186Got the fan on me and the radiator off. Cannot stand being warm me, must be my cold heart.
>>83573135i miss he
HE THE CREAMPIE KINGHE COULD CREAMPIE ME
>>83573235what ur discord lad????
>>83573241MARK SHOOT YOUR FISHY MUCK MUCK INSIDE ME ARSE
Might take the duvet down to the sofa I thinks
>>83573146anyone got any classic mark they want playing lids? x
>>83573185>I'm not going out with some broke bum loser in a grotty little council housewhat does she think about you then?
>>83573291I was beaten up in wey-wey-wey-weymouf
Looks like some lads have decided to not bother with /britfeel/ after new year
What was the best cbbc show growing up in the 90s and 00s? Tracy Beaker was kino tbqh
me, got the vintage fan heater in the bathroom going, the natural draught pushing the heat into the corridor and ultimately my boxroom, corrr.time for Sabrinas in bed
>>83573307I'm her son, my mother loves me unconditionally. My mother said to me when I was younger if you were a serial killer I would still love you the same.
>>83573321kinda liked some of the silly plotlines on Grange Hill. someone blew up the school, so they could start filming somewhere else? k.remember enjoying the miniseries about bootlegging chocolate (think it was just called Bootleg). political party bans it because they're evil (different times) so these lads have to make chocolate on the sly.
>>83573323My mum said to me when i was like 15 and going to nightclubs "If you marry a black woman i'll still love you", i came home with my shirt covered in the hair oil black women use.Based mum.
Got to confess something lads. I have never said the n-word out loud. Not once in my life. I haven't for so long I'm going to try to never say it for the rest of my life, just as a challenge really
Felt like growing up the entertainment I watched was very British. Very BBC. Sort of forms a British identity. CBeebies. CBBC. Tracy Beaker. Chuckle Brothers. Doctor Who. Even Top of the Pops when I was younger. Then as a teen Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo. Now it seems nobody watches TV anymore apart from old people. Everyone just goes on social media, YouTube or Netflix. Entertainment is very atomised.
>>83573321grange hill de lad, the kino theme versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwuJfJLtusgif this was on when you came home you knew you were back late
funny when lads on here talk about their mums. everything becomes very clear
Top of the Pops used to be so massive. Music and its place in society and youth culture was so different. Music used to be so fucking important. Just is not the same. Fucking internet ruined fucking everything
Radio and television create and maintain a national culture. For the UK the BBC was at the centre of that national culture. Aunty Beeb as it was called. At this point fewer and fewer fuckers are paying the license fee. Anyone with money has Netflix where they watch American and Japanese shit. Only old people watch normal TV.
>>83573313will do my best to fulfil the request x
this one de lids?x
>>83573401What do you mean lad? Care to clarify?
I miss the 70s so much lads. Would have been great to be a white teen boy back then. Punk rock and shagging and all that.
Do we eat a day old kebab? I'm thinking I will
>>83573378Yes, we were all good little goyim watching our propaganda broadcasts.
On that lucozade grind in beddingtons me. Done me wollocks in again didn't I. Keeping off the wooze for a while now.
>>83573495Dunno lad, reckon some of it was fun but most of it would have been proper shit.
im so bored and sad and miserable and lonely
The past seemed so much better. 60s - Beatlemania. The Kinks. Shagging and LSD. England won the World Cup. 70s - Fucking Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath and Punk rock and taking drugs and shagging. Imagine fighting football skinheads and shagging chicks as a teen. Shit economy but amazing British music. England was the country of rock music. 80s - Thatcher years. Turbulent times. Striking miners. The Police. The Smiths. Joy Division. Primal Scream. Shagging as well. 90s - Happy years with better economy. Oasis. Blur. Suede. Pulp. Acid house rave. Raving and going to glasto and being cool and shagging and doing ecstasy. 00s - Libertines, Arctic Monkeys, emos. Could still shag fit emo birds as a teen. Internet still not that big yet.2010s - EVERYTHING TURNS TO FUCKING SHIT MUSIC IS SHIT CULTURE IS SHIT FUCKING EVERYTHING JS FUCKING SHIT NOBODY IS DRINKING OR SHAGGING OR HAVING A GOOD TIME JUST RETARDS YELLING ST EACH OTHER ONLINE FUCKING VIRGIN INCELS HAVE CONTIROL OF THR DICOUSE FUCKTHCK FUCK FUCK
>>83573521Post a picture of your wollocks
>>83573520>Doctor Who and Tracy Beaker was propaganda by the Jewish occupation governmentLad listen to yourself. All the radical lefties who want mega immigration fucking hate Israel. Heck you can find radical leftists and Muslims who hate Jews 1000x more than the fucking faux pol Nazis online. Most of the online retard faux Nazis like you pretend to hate Jews or have an interest in it but have never met one.A lot of the lefty Corbyn loving pro Palestine crowd actually want to kill any Jew who supports Zionism in anyway. If the Jews are behind leftism then they shot themselves in the foot.
sheikh seaside
70s northern England. Somewhere like Leeds. All the Yorkshire Ripper and all that. Jimmy Savile. Feels oddly cozy.
Apparently David Jason is a wrongun and will get metood after death.
watching some serial killer thing, joel rifkin, mad how in the 80s and 90s you could just do a dozen people in and no one would catch you. I wonder if there are still active ones in america, I bet we have none.
>>83573323But she knows every woman alive will view you as a broke bum loser and did nothing to help you avoid this fate?
Feeling sick after eating that day old kebab lads
>>83573572Thailand, mid 2020s. Paedophiles like you crawling about schools looking for victims. Feels not comfy.
I like troubled chicks lad. I like girls with self harm scars that pull their sleeves down so it shows only their finger tips. I like pale white skin like the snow and wet eyes with running mascara. I like period cramps and long socks that lead up to milky white thighs.
>>83573612Think you might have me confused with someone else lad.
just want a gf to cuddle
>>83573621You like children
no hopeno lifeno futureit is fucking over
woke up earlier with vomit all over my duvet and sheets. just went back to bed and slept in it until i woke up like an hour ago and i finally changed them. went way too far drinking last night
>>83573635No lad I like women. Stop calling everyone you do not like a nonce.
Who is your favourite celebrity nonce lads? Love a bit of Gary Glitter. Proper nonce he was as well lads.
is it apuette apustaja or apuette apuettestaja
For me, it is big booty Filipinas.
sometimes gone into streamers chats and talk about my depression and wanting to die and stuff but i just get ignored
>bought an automatic wanker>spent a few days watching sync'd videos and thinking it's cool>turns out you can get random people online to control it for youI don't even care that they were likely all men, this shit is insane.
Great pottery throwdown on ch4 at half 7 lads.
>>83573690what did you get? i got one and it was kind of crap when synced to videosjust felt like randomness
>>83573690>>bought an automatic wankerYou bought robot Keir Starmer?Badum tiss
>>83573672robert sylvester kelly, he did ignition remix so gets a pass
>>83573699I got a handy v2, it's mostly from scripts from eroscript but now that I've tried out getting other people to do it in real time I'll probably be doing that.
>>83573601Dirty cunt
>>83573584Got in trouble with the wife's family for suggesting this at Christmas. Several of them told me I was definitely wrong and there was no way, look forward to when he dies and I'm proved right. That'll be a good Christmas dinner conversation.
i want a potterhead gf
>>83573584>David Jason is a wrongunwhat allegations have been made lid? I am genuinely curious.
>>83573601If it's not good for you, your body will kick it out.
A wheelchair man, a poof and a spastic walk into a bar...
>>83573749How did the wheelchair man walk?
>>83573730Much the same as with saville there's rumours but injunction stops anything being sad publicly. Quite a few BBC insiders have said there's another very famous celebrity that was involved in some serious wrong doing but they aren't allowed to talk about it. Seems to point towards David Jason or David Attenborough. Some nonces were caught noncing in DJs house while he wasn't there but he allegedly knew nothing about it.
>>83573757...so the barman says "I'm not serving him, he's legless!"
>>83573769>David Attenboroughwould be extremely LUSH if this turns out to be the case. normies LOVE Attenborough
>>83573749and that's just HHL! wahey
I like my women how I like my whiskey...12 years old and in a barrel!
>>83573778Very nice. Made me chuckle.
spent all afternoon on political twitter laughing at stuff
Roast dindins was impeccable today ngl. Very stuffed n happy
Now, where was I *opens 2026 journal on Sigma Grind 2060 To Do List*
It was old-style paedoing, before it got such a bad name.
>>83573792Sometimes you don't really need a middle part of a joke
>>83573839can you be my girlfriend?originally!
>>83573291Put the one of him doing his bollocks in on the FOBTs
>>83573786it's sean the spaz
>>83573672Yh they dont make nonces like that anymore
>>83573883got one on now lid xx
>>83573800The piccy is too fkin small
>>83573672Not a celebrity nonce but one of the most prolific.This guy was my teacher. Used to take the kids on trips, thankfully my parents didn't let me go when he was teaching in our school.https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jun/14/how-did-one-of-most-prolific-paedophiles-in-history-get-away-with-crimes
>>83573685no one likes a trauma dumper lad
>>83573999Same modus operandi as the britfeel paedophile who moved to Asia to get his rocks off full time. That's who you're responding to by the way.
>>83573991Love this webm me.
https://youtu.be/-Od1fRw7Gwg
wish I could have a good time like this x :(https://youtu.be/h4L6xyu73-A
Big snooze time for some.
who's back at work tomorrow?I'm not, never will be, will never work another day in my life. I'm 29 and I've got it sorted with bennies for life x
>>83574292Get a really good chair. 500 600 quid, worth every penny as you'll be sitting on your arse a lot.
>>83574321already got one my lad, nice comfy gaming chair, nice comfy settee, nice comfy arm chair. living the lush life x
Spunking in a sexy lass
>>83574347waste of effort if she doesnt get pregnant, might as well spaff in a whore, it'll be cheaper, with less complaining.
HHL shagging paige but his penis keeps slipping out because it's so tiny
>>83574361How many sprogs do you have, big man?
>>83574369Why do you think about other men's penises so much?
Shall be gathering strength for the upcoming week at beddingburgh now, for i shall require same X
She was texting Toastie
>>83574292What are you claiming benefits for?
Me? Got the Sunday Scaries, don't I?
Telling the stacies at the DWP offices you want bennies because you can't get love or sex
>>83574447mentyelf lid xdanger to myself and others x
just mogged a hoe
>>83574475danger how so
>>83574292I want a job byt nobody give me 1. I neet fr 10 years bored of it.x
Jsr watching this pilgrimage on the telly. Really moving Nd nice to see Walsingham shrine and lindisfarne. My mam been there. I would go places if i could drive byt I failed the test 3 time.x
I feel like I remember they said the theory test is valid fr 10 yrs. I passed it in 2014 so. Its really hard to book a test these days as well I heard.
Oh lads I've not been taking my Warfrin meds again and my arms and legs are tingling like fuck. Getting a bit worried now.
>>83574564Could you start taking them again?
>>83574505not giving the game away lid, but its akin to schizoaffective disorder xI've had issues with mentyelf before knew about benniemaxxing. I struggled through years of never being able to hold down a job properly because I'd inadvertently self sabotage myself time after time x
>>83574544did dad reply ?
>>83574573Yes mummy I will do. Sorry, I just forget to take them sometimes.
>>83574581No. n_n
im having earl grey with milk because im a fucking philistine
>>83574270What's in the jar lad? Some sort of illicit substances?
>>83574641>earl grey with milkBegone you most foul beast
>>83574544Theory test is valid for 2 years you spastic
Made the wise decision of booking tomorrow off, I knew I wouldn't be in any fit state to return. However this will still require me to return on Tuesday, so really I am simply delaying the inevitable. I do however have Friday booked off so that means only a 3 day work week, but I however have to go away for the weekend for my wife's stepmother's 60th birthday so that's going to be a shit time that I have absolutely no interest in participating in. It's a rather abstract series of events.
>>83574672crumpets with crunchy peanut butter too. i cannot be tamed
>>83574658Bits of tinfoil now, nothing illicit at all officer.
>>83574574what was the longest you managed to work a single job for?
I remember seeing the blue Crystal onyx in the show when it first aired and thought it looked really cool, when they announced shiny pokemon or shining pokemon as it was referred to back then I assumed the onyx would have been a light blue color. Sadly it was not and I was very disappointed as a child.
>>83574690Strong smell of cannabits and bobs around this particular domicile sir, I can't help but notice your eyes are quite red and bloodshot. Not been getting enough sleep lately? Mind if I take a look around sir? Please make sure your dog is secured
i have not had a job since 2017 and i never will look for a job, not working and paying taxes toward my own peoples ethnic genocide under the British regime. Get fucked and hire more sub 80 iq browns.
>>83574379Just one that i know of, you?
>>83574736i want to be like you one day
>>83574714I ant got no bobs, am a man I am.
adopting a black sprog out of spite
>>83574697I thought Onix was so frigging cool as a little lad, loved watching Brock battle with his in the anime.
Adopting a black child just to own the racist chuds out of spite
>>83574736It's only right brother x
got work tomorrowneed a shit nowi do
gonna replay catherine i reckon x
>>83574765Bobs and vagene you're hiding is it? By the name of Vishnu you must show bob or I will bring the great Kali upon your household. My warriors are strong and noble and they need bobs and vagene, if you do not show we will redeem.
>>83574767Drying pan.
Katherine or Catherine lads?Which one?
>>83574835No thanks I just ate
Might read Gulliver's travels when I'm done with book of the new sun, heard it gets rather horny if you read the original version before it was cut down and made kid friendly. Don't think I'd mind spending some time with the Lilliputians
>>83574828>Drying pan.Good times...
Had to turn up the heating, it's fucking cold.Going to leave it on overnight, was planning to go out at 8am but im thinking "fuck that".Joys of being a carless pleb.
>>83574835Ps3 Catherine.
>>835746953 years, and only because it was semi-remote. soon as I was back in the office self sabotage was in play and I snuffed it.
Preparing my arse for a mighty bumsesh at eleven. Little bath and an enema so got that squeaky clean bum for the sesh.
Where were you when Michael Jackson died?
>>83574940fair ladim early twenties but already feel like retiringcurrently about 20 months doing my job but ill quit soon
>>83575000You have to let them break you, it's the only way. Then you have to steal from them and move away to a better position
>>83575009what do you mean by let them break you
Where were u in '92? xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2ZgOIoFZSc
>>83575015You must fail so well that they no longer consider you a threat of any kind to them.They tolerate (but sometime threaten as a reminder) plebs. Just do what they ask when they ask and you can make a carrear out of doing nothing.
Imagine a vagina haver allowing you to interact with her and her vagina
>>83575000what kind of work are you doing lad? don't need specifics.I had worked in some sort of desk/office/sales role since I was an apprentice at 16, It was only last year I benniemaxxed. I initially felt bad about being a scrounge at first but I don't any more.I didn't even have a diagnosis when they put me on LCWRA at the job centre, just filled out my forms, gave them my GP's name, and had a quick 10 minute call basically confirming everything I had written on the form (please keep notes of everything you have written and said to universal credit). If you've been given LCWRA for an issue before if it hasn't changed they can't really take it off you.
>>83574991on a cycling holiday with my family somewhere in Brittany or the Loire, can't remember exactly.
smoke so much i faintdrink so much you'll think i'll make you walk the plankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxnQEBgwDrs
What a rubbish life
>>83575028Being borns x
>>83575061i do manual stuff basicallyhonestly my whole life's been a bit shite since school ended, i just fuck all, work, and then do fuck all againnot trying to be a moany sad cunt, but im hardly arsed to do anything anymore so whats even the point of working, just feels like putting myself through 40 hours of shite every week and getting nothing in return
>>83575125i just do fuck all*
Me? Am ill af off the drink/wags and having an early night.
>>83575125yeah thats all kinds of wank if you don't want to be there. Its only going to get harder to get on the bennies so the earlier you get on them the better, also helps if you're above 25.
>>83575223You haven't even made it to the middle of the week yet spastic
>>83575223Silence, mongboy.
If I never had fish odour syndrome I would have worked all my life, I never asked to be born. I got low confidence.
>>83575268not my fault that everwhere av worked said I dunt wash. not my fault. fish odour syndrome is misunderstood.
>>83575261he's made some questionable dictions in his life but i cant fault his opinion on Mr tumble
Has anyone got the video of SSM where he gets locked out of his flat, starts kicking the door and rings up a locksmith and starts having a go at them?
>>83575252i reckon i could put up with a job where i work alone and dont have a boss (or at least not one who i have to interact with often)idk if thats realistic in current year
>>83575291could go self employed lad but still be in the same situation, you always work for someone, even if you're self employed.
>>83575280little seany is a nonce pass it on :-)
>>83575268Why is there so many images of mark crying? Fucking hell his life can't be that bad can it?
>>83575302yeah im not too bothered with the concept of working for someone, its just when theyre a pain and dont just let you do your work in peaceim just a misanthrope i suppose
It's just misunderstood! Nobody gets it you see, some people can smell it some people can't simple as! Would have worked all me life if I didn't av it.
>>83574835Me? Rin.
Lazy kitty dont use the kitty flap x the slave ape will open the door x
>>83575322He always wanted to work though, that's the thing. He's naturally a very hard grafter. He had to quit Nursing College because the mockery was so extreme it'd have wanting to kill himself. He had to stop volunteering due to people saying he smelt bad. Poor lad is a social creature and just wanted a normal life with a job and a few sprogs. He never got none of those things.He wanted family, he wanted kids and a wife.He was hard grafting at food bank when someone opened the door and said it smelt funny in there. It knocked his confidence very badly. He send letter to Jobcentre saying he was discriminated against and that it opened up old wounds he has been trying to overcome his whole life.He suffered more than most people ever have. He grew up in world where people didn't believe in hidden disability. He suffer in silence as he forced to neck fly sarnies. He get called John West growing up. It destroy a man. He got that PTSD and TMAU.He is a victim of abuse, he try stay positive minded but it so so hard when the world so against him.No wonder he cries so much. I would too.
Wish I ws a medieval peasant on a pilgrimage n_n
>>83575404medieval era seems comfy apart from obvious things like disease and so oni wish i could just till the land and drink beer with my fellow villagers desu
>>83575403it not right lad it not x
>>83575425you would have been an unsociable outcast back then too xx
seaside is an amazing man
>>83575425imagine how hairy the women were back then
Omar Muhammad aka seasideOMAR will continue the Seaside Legacy after are Mark's passing
>>83575449true lad >>83575468id be an incel still
>>83575340I know what you mean lad. I used to hate it when I got left to my own devices. I knew what I had to do but I hated being just left, alone, to do all the work. Bare in mind when I started my last job the office was 4 people, when I left after 3 years that was it everyone had left and not been replaced. I went on the sick and never looked back after that, not sure how they're getting on, don't care either, hope the place goes up in smoke. Probably will with state of the work they were pumping out. But I also hated working with other, probably hated that more. Other people just don't want to get on with work, more interested in gossiping over a fag and a cuppa.
>>83575469rHeba, miss her I do lid xhttps://youtu.be/NQzC7jKQfN0
>>83575464And you've never once jumped in your car and visited him
>>83575497glad you freed yourself lad
Smells like fish and chips in here
They used to call me John west! It not right.
>>83575520hope you do it lad. it isn't easy but getting on bennies shouldn't be.
Fish n Shit
Just had a massive meltdown in front of the family and now I feel ashamed.
Yay, it snowed a little bit.
>>83575609What happened anon? Do you want to vent?
>>83575611Same up norf lad. About 1cm.
>>83575611>>83575637got a dusting on the pavements here but it didnt even settle on the roads
>>83575628Rather not it's quite embarrassing looking back thinking about it.
>>83575637Same here, maybe 2 cm. Im also up up norf, of England.>>83575649Hopefully you get more.>>83575654It's ok anon. Hopefully it's just embarrassing, and nothing unforgivable. Time will pass, people will forget.
we love you seaside we do
>>83575637I should have up norf in England, not of England. That would make me Scottish (I'm not).
SEASIDE'S BARMY ARMY
30+cm snow up here. Nowt going on, everything being cancelled
We will fight on the beachesWe will fight for the benchesWe will fight in the pub gardensWe'll wage war on loneliness, depression, isolation.We will hold back the dark nights.Seaside Army knows the score and we never back down.
>>83575654Corr give us the deets lad
alright lads, it's time for beddingtons for me. back waging after 2 blissful weeks off.
Bastard bitches anime making me sad and cry it not right de lids not right at all is it? Curse not.
Pretty thrilling bumsesh that. Skipped the pillow talk and got straight to pillow biting. Spanked me with his meat till it left welts then got in my arse like a butt hurricane.And it was LUSH x
I have no place in society bc I dnt have a job n.nSelf rsteem @ all time low n.n
>>83576389Is that right, aye? We're all in the same boat mate. Pretty soon there won't even be spacker jobs.
>>83571944Remember to give cat food aswellDog food dont have the nutrition they needA lot of dogs ljke cat food aswell for some reason
>>83576389I wouldn't worry about it mate, there's a few of us here who are in the same boat. You've got your family that care about you and love you. Focus on the good in life not the bad.
>>83576564Yea. They won't be here forever tho. Sad but true. My only resposnivilyiy that makes me feel useful is the cat. Byt if my life situation was just me.and the cat alone. Who knows if some vet bill came up would I be secure to cover it long term without a job. If my sisters sold the house. Nobody would rent a flat to me with a cat when I dont work. It feels bad to think how useless I am on such a basic scale. When jt comes down to it. I would ljke to have more pets in the future for my mood same problem tho. Feels like such a pointless life. I like going to my church byt they prob don't even like me there either idk. Sometimes I want a job just to not feel like a ghost anymore that lives In a society but most ppl don't even know I exist thats kinda sad sometimes. Nd jst feel useful for once. Nstead of like it doesn't matter if I die. Fact is. It doesnt even matter like ave been on neet life for 10 year+ nd the world moves on w/o me. It doesn't matter if I keep rotting or change, I have.nobody in life who would even notice well beyond my small family that I appreciate. Its jst weird to he so isolated nd insignificant in life. Idk. Life is OK right now like im hrateful to be alive etc but you know it frels precarious. Like the status quo is ok just now but one little thing out of place would fuck it up badly. Am quite prone to jst continuing the status quo so thats works for me. However same.time. its rly important to me to feel. Security idk nd like things will be ok nd things will stay as they are nd won't change. Ave not had that. Since i ws ahout 10 when we moved out my beloved family house. I still feel like that like there can just be one thing wrong and itll all end. Theres always a looming threat like its all.gna be fucked one day. I feel like if i had a job i wojld at least feel like i can fend for myself in that respect. Instead of being at the mercy of fate not comfy.Jst have late night thoughts like that sometimes.I accept w/e is God's will x
Fink i will have "" early" night n.n After some youtube in bed of course n_n
>>83576514Wym spacker jobs?
When anxiety was great within me.your consolation brought me joy x
unironically me desu
Goodnigght then gents
Arse of female
>>83577189Good night de lid lad lod.
2025 will be forever known as the year I was corrupted by AI chat bots and VNs.
*Moai statue emoji*
>>83577508Love me a good Moai.
Page 6ington? Not on my watch.
Fuck the lot of yas
Massive hangover me head hurts
Ugly fucking basyatds
/britfeel/ graveyard shift
>tfw no 19yo gfmissed out on females at their most attractive lads :(
Very beautiful lass that. How am I meant to be attracted to menopausal women when these bints are what I crave?
>>83578333Menopausal foids make me sick
>>83578345Yeah they are hideous to me. It fucking sucks women can pick and choose a man of any age. I'll probably off myself soon knowing I'll never have a relationship at this point.
Thoughts on her body? I just love how smooth female skin can be at 19. By 30, this body and smooth skin is not possible for a female.
>>83578300Makes me wanna neck lad x
>>83578453Same. Unless you're some rich businessman or handsome celebrity 19yo girls are not going to date anyone above 25.
To think normies were shagging from 13 onwards while I was still playing with toy soldiers just put a fucking bullet in my head end me
Are toned bellies better? I think >>83578433 is better.
>>83578535Yeah remember lads talking about it at school. They'd be making out and groping their girlfriends at break mostly from year 9 onwards. Never got a drop of pussy and society expects me to work in some shittt little job to make womens lives easier. No thanks. They are lucky because the benefits system is there to keep men like me occupied with buying video games. Notice in the USA there is no real benefits system unless you're severely disabled or single mum. So there you see mentally ill men buying guns and shooting up schools a lot.
>>83578433This one probably softer so would have to agree
There is absolutely no point applying for jobs in my situation. It would be a waste of time. I'm the bottom 1% of all the applicants (no job at all in 20s and 30s). May as well start being a criminal because I sure as hell feel like one. Then you hear this shit about the AI taking jobs, the jewish people hoarding all the wealth and downsizing staff (give them more workloads). Don't get me started on them immigrants either. They come here and expect me to welcome them with open arms? They're the ones not contributing to their own economies. They're the ones that keep wages low.There really is no point working as a single male. You couldn't support yourself independently on minimum wage, you can't move out and you'd have fuck all life from working. At least by being unemployed I know I am not supporting this exploitative system. I'd rather be miserable without a job than miserable in some shit little factory with browns. That's no life doing a boring job like that. It's why women never do those jobs.Let women and men pay for mentally ill men like me until my death. All men unable to get relationships shouldn't have to work.
>>83578626Imagine kissing it. Can only imagine she has a beautiful innie...a perfect line. I hope she doesn't get tats on that beautiful skin.
I still don't quite understand how people get jobs. Like I've looked on the usual job sites and it's nothing but skilled work. Anything unskilled usually requires own transport "due to location" and is miles away. It's like shops don't even post job listings.
You will never get laid even with a job. Just don't bother working lads. It's clear we are disposable. It's best to leech as that seems to wind up normies for some reason. They would never work if you took pussy away from them.
Fuck this shit country. Will never contribute to it. Let the browns slave.
was gonna go sightseeing but this snow has ruined my plans, not happy.
Go on wagie. Get your fucking arse out there and scrape that ice of your shitbox car. Meanwhile I'll be dossing in my comfy bed all day watching youtube and films. Thanks for paying my bennies so I don't go crazy.
Go on women, get out there and do some real work. Men want easy jobs now or won't bother. For too long men have had to do all the shit jobs while women get fucking easy jobs.
Why should I work some shitty little warehouse job just because I'm male? Women turn their noses up at these boring jobs. It makes them depressed. I don't want to work in some shit job until I die. Fuck working.
Got to go to get my eye surgery today. Laser burning a hole in each eye. Not looking forward to it, desu.
>>83579306Not worth it lad. Just wear glasses. You aren't getting laid anyway.
Why the fuck should I respect the female? I don't even get laid. They deserve no respect from me. They deserve to fear men in general.
>>83579482It's for glaucoma, not eyesight. I already wear glasses, but get pressure build up behind my eyes, because fluid doesn't drain properly. There's the risk of blindness if not treated. Wouldn't do it if I didn't have to. Don't want holes in muh eyes, desu.Eye irodotomy, for primary angle closure glaucoma.
Why the fuck should I respect Ruthmong? He doesn't even work. He deserves no respect from any woman.
Risked leaving snarf in my fren's frontroom over night, cat litter tray where she'd been using it all day. Shat on the settee. Ffs snarf.
>>83579544Working doesn't get you any more respect you mong.
Why should I respect the rules of the road when I don't drive?
IT'S MANIC MONDAY!
Great news guys, keir said he promises to ease the cost of living crisis. Phew, amarite.
Russian war bloggers writing Greenland's climate would be perfect for location for American AI data centers lol
UBI when? AI will take millions of jobs in this country.
310mm of snow. Stayed off work haven't I?
>>83579610Depends on the job desu
Phwaor overslept a little didn't i X
It's monday morning. Everybody getting ready for work?
>>83579722Corr, lucky lad. Will you be forced to work twice as hard when you go back?
>>83579753Nah booked it off in advance lad, knew that I wouldn't be ready to return on a Monday after being off since Xmas eve. just about to take dogberg out for a frolic in the snow. Wife is getting ready though lol, she's not best pleased.
No work for me, I'm King class. Just my normal trot to tesco express for some munch then some video games I believe.
An inch of snow outside my window, snowed in lads. Madness, absolute madness.
-7 but no snow, some about 15 mile north though, left heating on last night and overslept by two hours.
its not right what the snow and cold weather does to us, it not right at all x
Wouldn't want to drive on these roads anyway, the salt is not good for your car.
Didn't even get any snow here. It's just freezing.
>>83580010You don't even own a car
Wife did a big stinky poo without the extractor on and now the whole upstairs smells. Tell you what you think women aren't disgusting but they are moreso than us. Well maybe not some of yous, but me for sure.
Every morning I do one of my famous big poos.It's about 30cm long, with a 5-6inch girth, dont even feel it now cause I push them out so often.The colour is often a dark brown, almost black, but it's a nice thick log every time. Just my high protein diet really and great genetics ;)
>>83580040That's why women want unisex bathrooms, they've trashed their toilets. And because they fanny around in there, there are always big queues. They see how organised men are when it comes to the toilet (in out don't fuck about) and are jelly af.
>>83580036My little 15 years old honda is still going strong and I don't want anything to hurt it.
BBC missed a perfect bants opportunity. Talking about Liverpool Airport having to close some bits due to snow. Should have said, they have released a statement, and they say calm down calm down.
Her latest role has just netted about 135M on a 35M budget. Its the decade of the Sweeney.
>>83580077Isn't she another Jewish
>>83580090>Sydney Sweeney was raised in a religious, Christian household and attended a private Christian school, Saint George's School, in Spokane, Washington.>Ethnicity: She is of Irish descent.She's just a normal Christian girl lad.
>>83580105Shame, I could understand Jews working for Jews but not a good Christian girl like that.Jews desicrating Christian girls into pornogrpahy (your clip).Something needs to be done about those Jews.
>>83580121it awful what they done to our sydney it really is x
>>83580077Don't understand the hype around her
>>83580144Have you been diagnosed for the gay?
>>83580105Absolutely fucking blackpilling. This really is the reality now for young men trying to find a 'good one' - there aren't any. Even the institutions that should in theory stop this happening aren't doing it. There's literally nothing in Christianity which can offer a principled argument as to why a young girl being a massive whore and then simply repenting and asking for forgiveness should be shunned/denied etc. It makes 100% sense for a young girl to be a Christian because it allows her to be a slut, have her fun, then find an actually committed man to be her provider when she's done. All is in line with real world Christianity, there is no contradiction.
>>83580144If she didn't have access to world class makeup artists she'd be a proper plain jane.
Me? Don't like the irish
>>83580159Lily Phillips was just baptised, she'll be on that grift next.
>>83580183I am of Irish descent and even I consider the Irish to be the N words of the White race.
i was mad that she made me eat ants again
the Irish are Caucasian gnomes??
>>83580159It's almost as if these made up beliefs to explain the Logos are pointless and the Logos exists whether you want it to or not - completely independent of how you act. Weird.
Many years ago there was this woman who used to stream on one of these adjacent 4chan streaming sites, kinda like cytube. Anyway she would load up her messaging app and get this black bloke to shove things up his ass for her so we could all see, she'd tell him to do something and he'd say "Ok Mistress" and sometime he'd say stuff like "Mistress it hurts" but he'd still do it anyway and we'd all have a horrendous chuckle.
>>83580187Lad that's all just a gimmick, a bit of theatre to reignite interest in her just like she's done literally every single time she's been in the news. She's not really getting baptised and converting to Christianity, it's all just a stunt.>>83580209Okay? Great. I don't care. I want a woman who isn't just a giant fucking whore.
Personally I 'm ok with the Irish, even dated one (not picrel) she had huge tits and a fire bush
Chaos > Logosimagine thinking there's any rhyme or reason to lifebeing an atheist is just as nonsensical as blindly believing any dogma
>>83580229Chaos and Logos are two sides of the same coin. Do I really have to explain the hidden rules aka common sense that exists in reality for you?
>>83580144Boobies and sex scenes. That's it.
Why won't Shippy try anal sex at least once?
Shippy did try anal sex once, he wasn't happy at all to say the least!
>>83574697>in the showwatching this now. it has a different intro, it's one of the new ones. nobody was actually watching this tbqh. who's this 'Tracy' lad?>shining pokemon as it was referred to back then they were called Color Pokemon.'shiny' makes no sense. i know the Red Gyrados is sparkly, but it's an alternative colour. that's its main feature, same with Onix being green.'shiny' was already what everyone called the foil cards, so '''the fanbase''' should have chosen a different term. perhaps something like 'Colour Pokemon'.
>>83580245>Do I really have to explain the hidden rules aka common sense that exists in reality for you?y-yes. i have Texas Syndrome (austin)
>>83580077Bet she could flog her knickers for millions
>>83580272>CoherenceThings only make sense when they fit together!>ConstraintsSystems survive only if they follow certain rules!>AgencyChoices, actions!>ValuesSome outcomes are better, more coherent than others!>Interdependence Everything affects everything else!
time for a nap my good lads ill look for a job another day
Ok, I'm at the eye place. Had to leave muh friend's door open so pedro doesn't shit in the house (my friend does this often). If I'm ok after this op, ill stop at my friend's to make sure snarf is ok. Hopefully see you lads in a bit.
>>83580301thank you. your wise words and that clear poster have really straightened things out for me. in hindsight it was all Secret Paths laid down by the Bridge Builders.
>>83580350>Secret Paths laid down by the Bridge Builders.You're getting closer to the Logos.>Hidden rules only matter if something needs to work, make sense, or last.>Random stuff or broken systems ignore them (Chaos)>People and structured systems are where you see the rules in action.Reality would not exist without them!
>>83580331please post pic of snarf today, ty.
i've got a question but can we all agree 'there are no stupid questions' first? i simply don't know something and one of yous probably does.
>>83580394Sure go for it lollers.
I went to london once and there were scary indians everywhere. Is all of britain like that?
>>83580417not actually him (he'd know) but thanks:why do my 30mg pills weigh 60 milligrams, but my 7.5mg pills weigh 490 milligrams? what am i missing?
>>83580424nah some of the Indians are non-scary. big ups to Mr Prasad, he always let us buy tabs even before we turned 16.
>>83580465Well there is bulk, it's not a pure pill of caffeine say or a pure pill or ibuprofen, usually it has extra to help with absorption and create structure for the pill.It'll be 30mg of the ingredient and then 30mg of something neutral so the pill has shape
>>83579306Good luck for today mate, you'll be done and back at your mums before you know it. >>83579556Naughty Snarf hahaha. >>83580394If I can answer I will. I would like to save lollers child questioning.jpg if you don't mind?
creepy little nonce
>>83580498>It'll be 30mg of the ingredient and then 30mg of something neutral so the pill has shapebut why does this apply MORE to the senna than the codeine? the codeine is just this tiny little thing, the senna is huge.>>83580499go right ahead.
>>83580513Probably to do with absorption and the structure of the compound, Senna demands more bulk to function effectively.
>>83580529>Senna demands more bulk to function effectively.heheh
>>83580513>go right ahead.Thank you, mate! If you have both boxes and leaflets have a look at the ingredients and the amounts, are there more bulking agents in one?
>>83580492I think the scariest ones were actually pakistanis or something, because they wear that muslim tarp on their head. They tried selling me some cheap keychains for 5 pound each. The nigerians were by far worse than both though.
>>83580533She's a filthy slut our Senna.
Just learnt that some people poo only every 3 days and that's normal. I poo at least once or twice a day, second time is usually to poop out what I missed in the first.Mental that.
>>83580557If you have a decent diet it should be around about once every 1.8 days or something.
>>83580557When my diet was really bad I sometimes went almost a full week without shitting. It was really bad and I felt horrible and weak all the time.
>>83580565It's probably to do with my sheer size, I'm on me diet though. But it's mental how much protein you're expected to eat. Just gotta get that 4x30g Protein a day just to have a normal functioning human body.
Any lads gonna cop it?
We don't want paedophiles here. Simple as.
>>83580539good shout. just scanned them into my computer. and you're right, there's other things.
>>83580577Never had that but I did once have trapped gas for three weeks after I consumed two large dominos pizzas in a sitting while high off my face.I knew something was wrong soon as I finished the last slice, but it wasn't till I got back to work I started feeling horrible. Trapped gas is no joke, it sounds like a simple thing, oh he's got trapped gas, but nah it's like a longsword being plunged into your stomach every other minute causing you to keel over.When it finally worked its way out of me three weeks later it was the most magnificent glorious stinky day.
>1. What codeine phosphate tablets are and what they are used for>This medicine has been prescribed for youuhh if you say so
>>83580602I always keep meds for trapped gas handy. The problem is that they make constipation worse, so if you're already constipated it's best to just thug the gas out.
Bet his flat is freezing right now.
Woke up to snow where I am lads, it LUSH
>>83580638it is cold and lonely when all your friends abandon you because you made one (1) mistake.trust me, i'd know......
There is as much snow here as HHL's penis' has inches
>we're up to a Code Neck, i repeat: we're up to a Code Neck
Love when it's snowy and freezing outside and the heating is on keeping me all nice and cosy inside. Blanket. Hot woffee. LUSH.
i think HelperLad is pretty handsome if i'm being Tbh honest.
>>83580709he is but i reckon he smells funny. most spackers have that distinctive mong smell.
>>83580702sounds womfyi'm waiting on a shipment of cocoa powder. then i made make some wochas
>>83580709do you imagine gently kissing his long neck
fell asleep during my Sabrina marathon and forgot what was going on, i think it was an arc episode too.
>>83580709He is the best looking britfeel poster until somone proves that they are. They won't.
>>83573158go to bedoriginal
>>83580727i don't imagine shit because i'm not some internet pervert.more into romance
hey, does that neck go all the way up?
If Ebin got his teeth, jaw, gait and voice fixed he'd be a right proper gent. Shame though, you can tell the mould has merged with him.
>>83580384I'll try get 1. Going back to shutdown the door soon.>>83580499Done now, wasn't too bad, but weird. Waiting for eye drop prescription then getting off.I think she'll get the hang of it eventually. Worried about her tonight, my friend is having another mate look after the house and pedro tonight, but he doesn't love snarf like I do.
>>83580754>more into romance>thinks kissing someones neck is ickyOkay...
I hope the euro mad lads just go on a bender one night and nuke America, Starmer wouldnt say shit, he'd be like "Oh, well I cant say for sure if that was a mistake, I'd have to learn the facts first". It would be great.
bit weird naming your dog human nameswhat if someone calls after a 'Pedro' in the street? had to rename our Benjie because of this problem
>>83580775maybe not always. but i prefer romance in the sense of early Mills & Boon (before they sold out to anyone with a wide-on and a fiver to spare)
>>83580638SSM will have his storage heaters on. Probably had to sell some items to pay for it too. Not rite.
me, just haven't submitted a meter reading since the summer. they're estimating my bill, based on summer levels of use.will just wait until it loops back around to June rates, then i'll submit the real reading. they can't prove i used all that energy back in the winter, can they?
I did a SSM last week, needed some cash and pay day was a week away so I sold some old RAM I had laying on the side to CEX.Honestly thought I'd get some big wads for it but only ended up with 8 quid, not sure where all this larp about RAM being expensive is, maybe on DDR5 but DDR4 is still cheap as chips.Anyway that 8 quid did me nicely I still got 3 quid of it left over, get in lads!
>Sky SportsAre on his telly.>Bacon and eggsAre in his belly.>Fishy fartsThey're 4x smelly>PCA Delly Welly>Finance CheckIt's a Jenny>TennerSent to Makaveli>Sausage rollsFrom Curtis Deli>TrollsStay fucking jelly.>Seaside Army.Fat not thin like skellies.>His genes?TMAU Alleles.2026 is LUSH
>>83580780I set my friend up, pedro was named dave by the rescue shelter, but my friend was whinging saying he didn't want a dog with a human name. So I said call him pedro as a joke, and my friend agreed. He didn't know it was Spanish for Peter. Teeheehee. He was miffed when he found out.
you know how autistic people often have obsessions? well is that what this ssm posting is about?
>>83580823corrr you got him there, good and proper. but if it stuck, it stuck.wonder if in Spain, Spanish mastiffs are just called 'mastiffs'.
>>83580812Same lad, it not right they ask me all these questions x
>>83580831It's called a discussion mate.
>>83580831Because he is a father figure to many of us here and have helped numerous anons better themselves.Seaside Army taught me to stay positive and spiritually minded.Seaside Army taught me to appreciate that every day above ground a great day.Seaside Army taught me there's never any point sitting in sad, lonely, bored and depressed.Seaside Army taught me that when it's lush, it's lush - and I mean it's fucking lush.Seaside Army taught me well enough to realise when things are 4x better.Seaside Army taught me how to join the Whistle Posse blow.Seaside Army taught me that beaches, benches and pub gardens are integral to our culture.Seaside Army taught me that even with hidden disability there still life to lead.Seaside Army taught me about TMAU and hidden disability. He teach me I have disability too.Seaside Army taught me to give to charity, to donate to Samaritans, to donate to RSPB.Seaside Army taught me that sometimes things are all on for free and that if I try hard enough it'll all be free for me too.Seaside Army taught me to look after the natural world. I become RSPB member too, Seaside Army cares for the birds.Seaside Army taught me enjoying food is worth a celebration.Seaside Army taught me that eating even a bacon sandwich is a reason worth to savour and relish every moment.Seaside Army taught me walking to a cafe in the early morning for a trekkie brekkie is soul affirming.Seaside Army taught me to avoid rap-seed oils.Seaside Army taught me to help everyone in needSeaside Army taught me that giving a cider and talking to those who are crying out for help might save their life.Seaside Army taught me that it's not just any thing, its a special X thing. He make me appreciate items.Seaside Army teach me to care for all the small creatures and make sure they have plenty of food in their cupboards.
>>83580746I did eat some ice cream and then I did go to bed. Thank you for enquiring. Anyway here's a turn DOWN for the books. My kindle stand and page turner arrived today but the page turner is incompatible, something to do with touchscreen types and my kindle being too old (in fairness it is turning 15 this year). The stand is working out a treat, got it sat nicely in front of me on the sofa but I'm still having to use my stupid fingers to change the page. I'm thinking I'll get a new ereader outside of the amazon ecosystem for my birthday, and possibly as a stop gap until then get one of those extendable back scratchers as a screen poker so at least I can keep my hand movement to a minimum. Yes, that's what I think I'll do.
>>83580831i think there's a type of internet crazy that MIGHT be diagnostic autism, 'autism' was just the pathological flavour-of-the-decade (what happened to 'OCD'? why is everything now 'schizo'?)IMO it's just a broader trend of caring about people rather than things. 30 years ago it was Star Trek, nowadays it's YouTubers.
just wanna feel a wet warm pussy clamping down on me cock
Wrongunedward dropped another seethie uploaf. Some cunt report SSM to the DWP. They tell lies. They say he have money stashed away and is living with someone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBZGCfkqoJE
Amazon are delivering my breakfast at 4-6pm.can't wait lads.
>>83580868looks bloody lush that wonder if wamazon would deliver me a slimy japanese pussy
It not rite that Trump kidnapped SSM, it not rite at all x
>>83580843dissections have a back and forth these ssm post dont, it's just endless reference without any growth or progression
>>83580884finally the DWP and Police has caught up to him, bloody wrongun.
>>83580884https://youtu.be/zqs2fDHtyHITook all of their forces to capture him but the TMAU fishy/shitty stench has been contained.
>>83580840It was well over a year before he realised, too late for a name change.
Ebin looks like he is lactose intolerant
>>83580911Ebin is a milklet
me, just sorted my bag of sweet potato fries into 'small', 'medium', and 'large', so i can have equally-cooked chips across three different meals.suppose that's 'autism', according to internet psychiatrists. NOT just that i wanted evenly cooked chips (and really enjoy sorting things)
>>83580917Ever thought about getting into trains lad?
off down to mmmmonday club mmmmonday club mmmmonday club for a few jars only a few jars 5 jars no more than 5 jars maybe 6 jars at mmmmonday club
>>83580884This SSM edit caught me off guard.
>>83580923I hate his fucking stutter, needs a couple of smacks to fix it I reckon.
>>83580923SSM looks surprisingly good in a fedora.
>>83580884It not right how he treated is it?
imagine what could have been
>>83580957sean allan aka helper got caught noncing pass it on x
>>83580776None of the euros except France even have nukes and the Frogs won't do shite.
once had a Spanish friend who had to give his pets secondary, English names, because nobody here could pronounce the Spanish ones.he also called my paella 'rice with things'. we are no longer friends.
>>83580930its not lush lad and I do mean not lush!
Blad turned out to be a wrongunSSM turned out to be a wrongunHelper turned out to be a wrongunAll my favourite dollies noncesIt not rite.
>>83580970>helper got caught noncingProof?
>>83580990He viewed and shared THAT video and claimed grooming gang victims deserved it.
>>83580982AHH they got our lad. It fucking over
>>83580997It alright columbia asking he be returned to us and lot of people not happy with DWP about it now x
>>83580994He just wanted to be seen as cool and edgy. No proof he's an actual nonce.
He just walks,talks and acts like a nonce lads, but there is no proof so we cant just assume anythingNot like the other countless unemployed alcoholic tripfags that all turned out to be nonces oh no
>>83581018piss off with your hurtful stereotypes, i'm not a tripfag.
>>83580891Those with a low IQ and are easily amoused lad. They don't have to talk about anything, just tittering at a silly notion is enough to keep them going all day everyday.
>>83581035>easily amoused lad.
>>83580891>dissections
Real high IQ hours rn
loyalists will defend sean the nonce after all that he has done. embarrasing. like saying Savile wasn't a nonce.
>>83581049i meant discussions but i think you know that
>>83580884>>83580982>>83580945IT NOT RITE BRING HOME HOMEWE ALL SSM IN 2026 LADS
>>83580891>dissectionsmongboy.
>>83581068took you a while
>>83580598Does it not give the amounts or percentages of ingrediants? If it doesn't and you really really want to know then the manufacturer should have a datasheet on their site. >>83580768She'll be fine mate, she's been roughing it for years. Hope you're doing OK and you're heading to your mums now for some lunch and a hot cuppa!
OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>83581072I can't spend every waking hour looking for spastics like you lad, some of us have a life x
>>83581058All the wagies spending their lunch break here
everything is melting slightly then freezing up once it gets dark Its starting to become an icy nightmare out there, officially sick of the snow lids, needs to fuck right off
me? literally done absolutely nothing today, laptops on notepad with a plant holding down a key so it doesn't turn off, placed it in a cupboard so it doesn't disturb me. Collagen choccy on the go and flicking through l4d2 mods on steam oh aye oh yes
>>83581083350mm here now and it's still chucking down. Need to throw together some food. Knew I should have went for a shop at the weekend
>>83580884>>83580945>>83580982Wromgun he is. 'elen was a joint MI5/CIA plant that provided the intel allowing the Yanks to nick him.
If SSM never had TMAU he'd be on the work site grafting with the best of them, its just not right what happened to him and its sad that yous make light of it. He wash is ass in sink, it just not right.
>something something ssm we get it mate you're a boring mong with nothing to talk about
>wasting a post to complain about SSM postingwe get it mate you're a boring mong with nothing to talk about
Mayor of New York is already complaining his city has taken on the odour of fish then shit. He not amused.
The eternal britfeel debate: which is sadder - spamming a gimmick all day, or complaining about the gimmick spamming all day?I fear we may never get a definitive answer.
>>83581116What do you want to talk about then, big man?
>>83581126The complaining doesn't go on all day tho, posters just leave and stop posting
>>83580981That's making my mouth water. Gonna make chili tonight.
>>83581095>350mm Fucking based lid, that would be 4x WOMFits more like 2-4mm here and there is no more snow forecast so its going to get very icy and death like until it finally gets warm enough
Me? I'd like to discuss which personalities are nonces and which aren't.
jalapenoed 'za with side leaves and (small) sweet potato fries.staying healthy for 2026 x
>>83581073She's very sniffly mate, dont want to risk it. I'll be ok enough to stop the night, just got headache at the moment. Can stop tonight and then spend the week at my mum's. On snow watch at my mum's this week, so need to be up to help her. Probably go down to mine at the weekend. Need to get some smoke sorted out as well. Busy busy.
Spam and drivel every fucking day lads. Jesus Christ how fucking thick and boring you must be if you cannot fucking come up with better shit than this.
Selling a cat on gumtree is surprisingly hard work.If you've ever sold anything on facebook marketplace its the exact same, members of the public constantly spamming you, being angry at you and then changing their mind instantly. Asian blokes who seem like they want to eat it.Just a bunch of time wasters, but I do think I found the cat a good home, lady has four other cats, she's already got him booked for a visit to the vets on friday to get him fixed nd chipped. She bought him a tracking collar and a bed and tree. He's absolutely gunna have a mental week but overall his life is about to improve tenfold. So I'm happy but sad.My little goblin is ready to start his life finally x
what did people do all day before the job was invented ?
>>83581175why are you getting rid of him?
>>83581156You're eating dinner at 12:34??
>>83581178survive? jobs have always existed in some form, in a hunter gatherer tribe you'd still work. You'd actually work a lot less than nowadays, think I read that it'd be 3-5 hours a day of actual graft then you could fuck around.
>>83581178people grew marrows but it was more of a hobby back then.
>>83581178Probably shag the neighbour, make sure the wife and kids are looking after the crops then go out hunting for wild pigs for the winter, make a few trades for some salt and its all sorted lad x
>>83581185yeah. isn't this when the employed have their dinner? 12-1?
I fucking hate the song Teen Dirtbag. Fucking faggy nice guy beta male anthem of a song. Hate that shite.
could the lord of the realm go round all the villages just picking out some serf's daughter he fancied shagging?were people just more decent, even if there weren't consequences? was it a religious thing?
>>83581160'Kin hell mate, you should be resting, with that said it is only your eye and I went out shopping and continued my normal day when I had mine done. I noticed that I got brain tired faster, maybe because my brain was trying to process images that were not clear yet besides having to adjust for balance etc. Can't you just leave a message for the lad asking him to leave Snarf in the kitchen at least? Hope you get your green, it's a wonderful pain killer hehe.
>>83581182Just cant keep him, a mates cat had a litter and he was struggling to get rid of them so I stupidly said I'd take one of them on a night out.Ended up with a kitten and no idea, had to learn from the beginning, we got a tight bond but he's lonely cause he's got no other cats to play with, plus I couldnt afford to get him fixed so he's doing all the typical male cat with balls things.Overall his life quality isn't great here, he's in the heart of a city center in a block of flats that are noisy and he jumps alot because of all the noise - cant be crashing with a NEET who can barely afford to keep the heating on. No matter how much I love him.
anyone fancy a brew? im making x
>>83581209the guy is that type of weasel-American hipster-nerd that i don't see how anyone ever likedBUTit's a quality choon, i'll give him that.
>>83581226> its a quality choon, ill give him that.Seems like a bit of a shite simple pop punk melody tbqh lads
>>83581213>it is only your eye jfc Lollers what's happened in your life when this is a sentence you could conjure up. it's ONLY his eye? mate that's his fucking eye holy shit
>>83581196Oh sorry, I call the meal in the middle of the day lunch, not dinner. Dinner to me is the evening meal.
>>83581218povvos shouldn't be allowed brand name tea
>>83581231>a shite simple pop punk melodyand that's good enough for me.
ngl van driver seems like a comfy job, maybe shippy was right all along
>howdy y'all, there goes the bell for recess! i can't wait to eat fish sticks in the cafeteria for my LUNCH
I remember when this album came out in 2013. Year I went to university. Sorta a big deal.
We dont call it recess and we dont call it fish sticks.
Anyone like Of Herbs and Altars. Nice but mental drug addict lass who thinks she is a boy but basically does not resemble one in any meaningful way whatsoever.
>>83581273Some lads say noon meal is lunch and some say dinner. Used to be a class thing. Working class used to say midday meal was dinner and evening meal was tea.Middle class and up said evening meal was dinner. I think due to the proliferation of American media eventually everyone now under like 40 calls evening meal dinner and midday meal lunch. Middle class people always did and working class lads just picked it up from yank tv.
>>83581260depends what sort of driving youre doing lid, i used to drive a van dropping off prescriptions for a chemist and it was the worst fucking job ive ever had
>>83581232I just meant that it's not a limb he is missing or he needs a wheelchair. I've had corrective eye surgery so I know what he's feeling. I've broken both my wrists, the radius on one arm, my collar bone and an ankle. I'd rather have eye surgery. Woah, question for the chat: Have you broken any bones or had surgery?
>>83581244we should ban branding itself. thought this was some 'regulations in Canada' thing but it's just a stupid gimmick BY a brand.obviously some company makes and manufactures the goods we buy, but they should all equally look like the items on Lost. notice how we only care about certain things, while others are just 'salt'.
>>83580884>Stole hundreds of thousands from the DWP>Big time CEX abuser>Known gambler and nonceI'm happy Trump finally stepped in tbqhCan you imagine buying something SSM traded in at CEX, corr the smell alone should bring the price down tbqhwyl
>>83581292>it was the worst fucking jobWhy
>>83581294I had surgery on my eye to remove a squint when I was younger, it fucked me up for life!
>>83581304Presumably because it was doing lots of little dropsLong haul driving is the one you want
>>83581299>Can you imagine buying something SSM traded in at CEX, corr the smell alone should bring the price down tbqhwyli traded in a graphics card coated in dust. still worked. could have had 'colourful' things written on it in marker, would that affect its value/utility as a graphics card?
>>83581294>Have you broken any bones or had surgery?no and no. i'll just keep it that way.one of my eyes is weaker than the other and i squint. you're not putting lasers or knives anywhere near my eyeballs.
>it is 2002>you are a goth boy in England drinking fucking cider out of a bottle and snogging your hot goth gf in the woods>Iraq war is just in the horizon >internet is still weird and new and nobody really uses it>computers are for geeks
>>83581094Why do you want collagen in your chocolate?
>>83581304>start at 11am>at the first chemist out of 3 for that day>they give you 3 of those big plastic storage boxes full of different prescriptions, usually around 35-40 in total>have to drive around the busiest parts of town dropping them all off>including care homes, fuck going there for multiple reasons>and houses were genuine nutters live, fuck going there for more reasons>work your way through the prescriptions>see one for an address youve already been to>some addresses have multiple ones to drop off but the people working at the chemist put them in different boxes without telling you>rinse and repeat for the other two places youre delivering for that day>they want the van back at the first one by 6pm>3rd one youve been delivering for is on the other side of town, takes the best part of an hour to get back through evening rush hour>all day the chemist is on the phone to you asking how many you have left and when youre going to be at the 2nd and 3rd placestl;dr - impossible amounts of drops for a 7 hour shift, non stop traffic all day, nursing homes which are just depressing, nutter houses which are sometimes dangerous and 12bong per hour, fuck ever doing that again
>>83581323Well they grade everything from A to C I think, so yeah. Back in the day when I was super poor and getting by about 10 years ago I would buy used graphics cards on ebay and sell them too. Never had a problem with used GPUs.And when I'd sell em I'd always say "barely used" "as new", when in reality I'd used for a year or so but a year or so with no problems. Never had anything come back - always sent with tracking!Which has reminded me if you'll allow me to go on a tangent, about five years ago I bought a used thinkpad off ebay for about 80 quid. Honestly it looked disgusting in the pictures, cumstains and all sorts of grot on it. I wanted it though because I was lacking in devices and with a bit of TLC it would look alright.Anyway the fucking thing never arrived and the fat NEET that sold it to me refused to give a refund, saying I was lieing. Anyway I did it through the bank and got my money back and then probably like a month later the bank sent me a letter saying he tried to take the money back and they stopped him, fucking bellend lel.
>>83581189>According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the first mention of vegetable marrows dates to 1822,[6] zucchini to 1929,[7] and courgettes to 1931.Like fuck they did. It was a job just to INVENT a marrow.
>>83581144Haven't seen his much snow since I was a kid. It's like them nostalgic winters you remember back in the day. Work lads been sent home too so good for them
Make the new edition something snowy
>>83581247I went to see wheatus and bowling for soup last year, wheatus were very bad and everyone just waited for them to play teenage dirtbag, which they drew out for a very long time. Bowling for soup put on a good show but are fundamentally a shit band. Only went because my mate works there and got me on the guestlist, would have been annoyed if I'd paid but there was a surprising amount of people who seemed to really REALLY like bowling for soup. Never expected them to have a die hard fan base that could sell out arenas.
>>83581337This but 2005>Goth boy making out with my emo girlfriend>Iraq war exists>Cheating on emo girlfriend with her emo friendsOh it were a life a good life it were
maybe i'm squeamish but i do NOT want ANYTHING in my eyes.(don't worry about picrel, they actually did the effect by cutting a dead cat.)
>>83581244too bad that isn't it lid xnow shut it or else x
>>83581294Broke a foot jumping over a fence at a festival while drunk and coked up. Just persevered and limped around. In retrospect, probably not worth it.
>>83581368Both shit but a freebie is a freebie desu
>>83581368The bassist for Wheatus lives where I live and they always put on small shows every year for a tenner. I've been twice but the second time I went he took the piss out of me in the audience and made me feel like a right twat. So I left, it was like being picked last for PE all over again.Sometimes I see the singer in town every now and then in coffee shops and I think go fuck yourself Wheatus dick.
>>83581348sounds like you're the tricky dick genuinely/actually doing lies here, lad
>>83581337>>83581370>tfw didn't appreciate my goth teen gf
Did you go clubbing when young?
>>83581311Bollocks to that, so they operated on the eye socket and muscles?>>83581330The smell from the laser is the worst thing. Do you squint as much or has it got better over the years?>>83581358>Make the new edition something snowy+1>>83581381I get that, I though I just sprained one of my wrists and continued with life for 6 weeks in agony because I'm a mong and they had to re-break it.
>>83581368BFS used to tour here every single year, they seem to have about 1000 die hard fans in every city.I found out recently that 1985 isn't even their song.
>>83581400>Did you go clubbing when young?yes, twice
>>83581388I only lied about GPUs not the thinkpad, I would've appreciated the thinkpad. But I can see the fat NEET in my minds eye freaking out when it didn't arrive, all fat and chubby with his fedora shouting at his mom that he cant afford his webab cause the fucking thinkpad went missing heh
>>83581400Like twice. It was shite. Just with a bunch of lads drinking expensive shit with blaring shite music and security guards who were retarded self important cunts. Mostly just lads in the club. Girls did not want to go because they would get hit on and flirted with - girls all seemed to want to go to the gay clubs. This was like 2018. Apparently it is even shiter now. Tonnes of clubs closed down because everything is expensive and nobody can afford fucking anything. Plus like half of young people are Muslims now so there is that.
>>83581400Yeah from the age of like 16 there was a place that was known to be the hangout for underage drinkers. Used to have an indie room and a metal room. Stuck with those sorts of alt clubs through uni also then quit since I had a gf and there was no point. Now I go clubbing a couple times a year to listen to techno and do loads of drugs, but stick with places that cater for older crowds. It's a good time. Never got the point of going to oceana, having to wear proper shoes and listening to pop music but that's because I've always been too edgy.
>>83581400Yeah every weekend. Couldn't imagine anything worse nowadays
>>83581404What do you mean it isn't their song? It's one the two or three I know.
Back in the 00s everyone wanted to go clubbing. Strict rules about no trainers in the club (worried about chavs basically). These days they are fucking desperate to get fucking anybody in. Nobody is fucking drinking or shagging. Everyone is on their smartphones wanking to porn or posting abuse on social media.
i still remember when i sold a second-hand ThinkPad on eBay to some loser. he filed a cashback claim but it didn't matter to me because 80 quid was nothing to me, i earn that in a week.
>>83581402Yeah they cut my eyeball open and tightened up some muscles, it was incredibly painful for months after - I was jut a young lad about 5 or 6 but I still remember it.At the end of it, it's given me blurry vision and a lazy eye - but not a traditional lazy eye, basically one eye looks bigger than the other ala Ryan Gosling.I still get eye ache in that eye every now and then. Also because it happened so young, and I associate it with pain and "trauma". It got me into this state of mind where basically I just expected someone else to sort out my problems, my mom was the one who basically would ring up school and say I couldnt come in cause my eye after the surgery and then I got into that mindset for most of my life, but replaced my mom with others and only just breaking out of it now.
>>83581342Thanks for taking the time to write all this. Really appreciate it
>>83581400I'd go clubbing tonight if I had a mate to come, me? Love drinking and dancing, used to pull all kinds of women back in the day. Little jig on the dance floor shows them you dont give a fuck and they join in.
>>83581400No but during my cocaine phase when i was 30-33
>>83581429>earn 80 English pounds a weekYou show me a paystub for 80 pound a week I'll quit my job right now and work for you.
>>83581446Forgot my image, must have been all the ludes
>>83581435>be incel manlet faggot on 4chan>lose all self consciousness >dress as an Irish Leprachaun>ask the DJ to play some IRA songs>do a jig as leprachaun to impress ladies>get arrested by MI5 instead
>>83581413sounds like a scary shift in culture. i was 16 in 2008, girls wanted to go to the club for the same reasons as boys. you can drink (once you're in there), you can dance around like a twat, you MIGHT shag someone good-looking.i miss how straightforward that all was. internet-people were going on about feminazis saying this and that, but Jessica from year 12 just wanted to get off with Liam from year 13. all plainly human and normal, not some 'movement' or opposition to said movement.
Fuck me lads. 60s - 2000s before internet and smartphones took off was probably fun. Shagging and parties and drugs and actually nice music. Everything is shite nowadays. Literally think part of Brexit was just old mongs wishing for the old days tbqh.
>>83581342Used to do something similar and one day I knocked on the nutters door and he answered and he had CHUNKS ripped out of his legs and he had stuffed toilet paper in them.Literally chunks mate, he just stood there with holes in his fucking legs, stuffed with toilet paper, blood dribbling down them and then some carers showed up and they looked at me like I was going to help them cause I was the only bloke and I was like nah this is for yous.
>>83581457Nah I only like the clubs that play S Club and Vanga Boys mate x
>>83581462>Everything is shite nowadaysIt's not
>>83581459> but Jessica from year 12 just wanted to get off with Liam from year 13. all plainly human and normalYeah but Jessica gets endless simps and validation from instagram and she knows that when she turns 18 she can shag any chad she wants. Validation and admiration is half the joy of romance and sex for women anyway and they can get that in spades online. One thing that bothers me about anti porn feminism is the refusal to admit that Onlyfans models do not just do it for the money. They fucking love and adore the simpy attention.
>>83580384Snarf pic. Only the back of her, sorry.>>83581213Yeah I know, but need to make sure snarf is ok. And might have to go out later for weed, so easier than fucking about if at my mum's.Spliff now, then steroid drops, chill for a bit, shop to get 4 beers.This isnt for vision mate, but if it doesn't work I'll be having cataract surgery, which will relieve pressure and also potentially help with vision.Main thing is, snarf's inside near the radiator now getting warm. Need to get her to a vet's, next week or the week after.
>>83581456I was getting 2.5k my last job mate but thats cause the boss liked me, when I was no longer in the good graces he docked me to 1.7 like all the other sprogs and then I left.
>>83581462Was really alright up until post 2015, that was when smart phones got ubiquitous and the camera quality was worth a shit. Before that trying to wank to a selfie was largely an exercise in imagination. Then they figured out how to make every high def and then everyone had to be worried about being perceived after the fact. I did loads of dumb shit in my teens and early 20s that would have ended up on social media or resulted in me being cancelled these days. It's a damn shame for the younguns, think they've really missed out on having an unexamined youth. Luckily I'm married, I honestly have no fucking idea how I'd go about meeting someone if it wasn't the case. Judging from most of my friends that are single you just don't meet anyone ever, everyone is coupled up or forever alone.
>>83581292>>83581342i've known a couple of lads who did deliveries to companies/shops, was fairly regimented as far as i could tell. e.g. materials to a factory? they checked it against their inventory (supposedly). sandwiches to a petrol station? actually thrown out if they arrived a single minute too late.how strict were they about medicine? maybe this says more about me, but i'd be tempted to pocket e.g. painkillers or benzos. could've been misplaced, who's to say Crazy Agatha DIDN'T get her meds? her?
>>83581459> you can dance around like a twatProblem is that shit will be filmed instantly on a smart phone these days. Ends in embarrassment. Fucking smartphones fuck everything. Nobody wants to go mental anymore. I think it is has actually fucking reduced youth crime tho. Turns violent high testosterone low IQ teens into wanking zombies on porn and social media.
>>83581462Nah from the 80's on it was all downhill due to "the gay disease" (AIDS) then bisexuals spread it to women who spread it to straight men.It was fucking terrible and a death sentence to have random hookups.
snarfnonce and lollerswhy does he greet this open paedophile like a friend?
>>83581486ty lad, good to see her on a soft pillow <3She deserves the best.
New thread laddingtons>>83581511
>>83581494>Problem is that shit will be filmed instantly on a smart phone these days. Ends in embarrassment. Fucking smartphones fuck everything. Nobody wants to go mental anymore. Sorry lad but no ones gunna record you dancing in a club, it just isnt happening - you're making shit up. People at clubs are usually off their face. The only cunt that will snap you is the club photographer, who probably has a good chuckle the next day as he realises about half the people he photo'd have giant pupils and gurning.
>>83581498> >>83581498Bullshit. 90s and early 00s was straight shagging galore. The scare of straight aids was overblown. It was almost entirely spread amongst gay men. Bloody friction filled anal sex with blood and come spread it especially when they are banging like 20 dudes at a time in a sauna. (Not homophobic just the way it is. If you and I could fuck 20 hot women we have never met in sauna we would just be fucking honest). Straight aids back then was rare. Also normal people for hookups always used a condom. Only tards would not.
>>83581423It's by SR-71https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy8ulwexfYBowling for Soup covered it
>>83581483maybe, fuck knows. back then the 'social' sites were e.g. Piczo or Bebo. by the time of Facebook people just used that AS Facebook, with their actual friends.i think you're being dismissive of 'normal' girls/women though, the real ones who live in England. i know internet-stranger-validation has hit an all-time high with Instagram etc, but purely as people: do actual girls/women not want relationships to go with the shagging? i reckon even horny teenage boys do, more than they'd admit.we are all a bit sappy, deep down.
>>83581525I'm talking about the 80'sYou are talking about the 90's and 2000'sTHESE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGSWhy call bullshit on something no=one is talking about??????Weird.
>>83581517there's a two-second clip of me jumping around like a twat at a local gig a few years ago aged 30. the guy has this whole Twitter/Instagram account where he CLAIMS to be a photographer documenting local events (or something) but he's just some guy.i do feel self-conscious when that's cut up into 5-second slices for some social media reason. nobody gave a shit in the moment, but if he'd taken me aside and went, "i'm going to film this," then tbqh i'd have just sat down.
>>83581525You know what, I can see how you thought I was talking about the 90s and 2000'sYou're not weird, sorry x
everyone has STDs. they shouldn't be called 'dis'-eases they should be called 'normals'
>>83581400literally once, a popworld on cardiff high street a month or two before covid. the music was crap and it was cold as fucknever again
Big drilla burn zoot outside lloyds famnAll my nigggaz grind, u get me.
>jumping around like a twat at a local gig a few years ago aged 30Nonce/wrongun
>>83581462Not in Norn Iron big man.
>>83581795love a bit of norn iron me lid x
it not workingneed me money backput petrol in the fuckeronly used it a couple timesfucking hell
