Bloaty Head edition
For me it's beachy head
Of course the doctor is brown
hhl stands with ICE
>>83612721All cookie cutter too.The obsessiveThe stalkerThe nonce hunterThe online hard caseThe male/female haterThe trannyThe femaleEtc.. etc
had like an inch of snow, melting already
>>83612752Having a spliff in the snow, then going to bed.
timothee chalamet is the modern leonardo decaprio int he x
>>83612752OP vidya screenshot reminds me of vid(ya) rel hehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-XK-NT3pqA
UC bennies just hit the bank. Oh aye x
Just wind and rain down on the south coast. Got a long drive on shit roads ahead of me tomorrow, the constant struggle. Finished pluribussy tonight, not sure what to watch next, if anything.
If that woman's wheels hadn't spun on the ice, she'd have succeeded in running over that ICE agent and the people currently pretending to be so concerned about the sanctity of life would be celebrating his death.
>>83612873I don't get paid my actual real life earned money for another 16 days. What the fuck is happening, January never ends it goes on and on forever.
Hola mi nombre es Mark
>>83612875the mental gymnastics on display here
Was out with mum today and she said "Oh it's cold" about a hundred times. Quite annoying desu, it was not that cold.
>>83612752SSM in Theme Hospital edish. It lush.
Jonathan Ross has been up to some stuff across the pond by the sound of things
i know this is sacrilege to some but rollercoaster tycoon 3 is the best one in the series
any of you lads seen the clown that hides from gay people?
>>83612894What's not true about it, thoughever?
https://nitter.net/damienslash/status/2001641711609717185Let's sign up lads. We could start a /britfeel/ battalion to fight Putler.
>>83612929Is it true he has a massive member?
>>83612943yeah lad i banged him last night
haven't spoken to my dad in 3+ years.how about you lads?
>>83612976My dad had a sex change in his 60s and then suffered severe cognitive decline in the years afterwards. I don't think he knows who I am any more now. I'm trying to remember him before.
>>83612929bet he's a nonce
>>83612976love my dadberg. we text every day x
>>83612997>My dad had a sex change in his 60sWhat makes someone do this? Did he go down the gooning rabbithole late in life?
It's too cold I can't get a stiffy
>>83612976Don't talk to him that often but he did send me 5k over Xmas after being largely absent in my life for the last 20 years or so, so I am willing to allow him to buy his way back in. Also he has a new puppy who's fun to see.
So you've got all this dox on someone and you've done what internet menatalist?
time and place, someone's getting it.https://voca.ro/18UIJV4zNRY9
>>83613096>So you've got all this dox on someone
>>83613109I don't think that is actually mongboyable, it takes some interpretation but I don't think it was a grammatical or misspelling
Loved the my dad is a nonce routine, what happened to it? It was genuinely funny.
>nitter.net/damienslash/status/2001641711609717185#mBless this man
>>83613109Tell me what was incorrect about that.
what happened to the lad who was banished to the shed by his parents?
>>83613126Agreed, not mongboyish enough... but close.
>>83613145English must not be your first language, mongboy.
>>83613055No. He crossdressed when I was a kid. I never thought anything about it because kids don't know what's normal.It was a bit like Eddie Izzard. My dad never claimed to be a woman and knew he wasn't a woman. Then from about 2016 onwards he claimed "I have been a woman my entire life" and he bought female hormones off the internet and then finally at the age of 68 had his bollocks removed and a pseudovagina constructed and then very rapidly declined.I did some research into it and from what I learnt, testosterone is basically essential for male mental and physical health and the body completely deteriorates without it, but I suppose it might have happened anyway? It just seemed very sudden. He doesn't even remember that he transitioned now and the whole thing is awkward because he changed his name and is legally a female.
>>83613136POGGERS TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND!!!!
mon the gershttps://youtu.be/7KpeyrmGnGI
>>83613201bet you're right fucked up in the head de lad
>>83613201>at the age of 68 had his bollocks removed and a pseudovagina constructed and then very rapidly declinedI bet the en atch ess did this too didn't they.
Niggas don't be realizing it but we're already in WW3, they're gonna call this "the long world war" or something in hindsightThe jews will probably lob some nukes around as well towards the end to fulfill their 21st century goyim culling quota
>>83613225I'm actually extremely normal. Children generally rebel against their parents, and to be honest, I'm basically a Nazi.
>>83613334>and to be honest, I'm basically a NaziBased
what a blokeiykyk
Heating on, pyjamas on, fresh wuppa made.Could be worse x
>>83613270>>83613334>>83613392So why haven't you killed yourself yet desu?
There isn't going to be a large scale boots on the ground war. It's in nobodies interest really. Other anon is right, we are already in WW3 but its more like the cold war and won't have mass casualties, unless some nutter decides to fire off a nuke. t. virgin NEET.
for me its watching the light fade from somebody's eyes as i tighten my grip la
>>83613616Big and hard man over here.
>>83612801Hark! it's another Beast from the East!! We're all gonna freeze!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUyjH7L8IKM
>>83613624you make me big and hard girl
>>83613508and who are the belligerents? Catholics vs Jews?
Oh! Storm Goretti ova-ah he-ah!
One time my friend said to me very seriously that he wanted to kill a homeless person to see what it was like. I sort of said "haha yeah I guess I don't like them either" and he reiterated that he'd really like to kill one. I didn't say anything to the second time and he didn't mention it again.
>>83613488Turn the heating off and get a job
some time last year i went into birmingham to see my ex and i was having a scroll on some fuck ass hookup app and basically matched with all the people my ex knew. it was a little awkward because i was going to a picnic the day after and saw half of them but i was too shy to talk to any of themanyway one of them was internet microcelebrity pierbi, she matched with me, i didnt message though i wasnt really looking for anytthing other than stroking my own egothere is a universe or timeline in which i hooked up with an internet microcelebritybut not this onethanks for reading
coor windy! https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-4.45,49.46,4652/loc=-2.753,50.310
anyone here actually believe that pakis are human?
>>83613735they are human, they just have a problematic culture
Garn have me cottage pie now and get snuggled up under me blanky while watching Welcome to Derry. Well and truly in me womfy winter arc era nows x
>>83613789>blankyman baby
>>83613789>watching Welcome to DerryThe clown you see on the screen is your reflection you sad fuck.
>>83613794>anon doesn't know of the divine comfy of blankets.Pity him for he knows not the true way of the Kwisatz Comfyrach.
>>83613859i like blankets its just calling one a " blanky" makes you a man baby
>>83613917Have you seen how people type in this thread? Being a man baby is the least of their problems.
Oh aye it cooking nows x
HelperLad would you meet up me in person for a normal conversation>Please respond.
>>83613936Some lids here are proper serial killer material.
*does the womfy spacker dance*https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767917637877644.mp4
Necking that cottage pie nows x
>>83613722Cam your entire dating life is about stroking your ego
>>83613334You know that being a nazi is only normal on 4chan right?
>>83613985>>83614049Check this out lad:>>83613962
Would love to meet up with Sean and have a pint with him, has he ever attended a britfeel meetup?
>>83612796lol you find it soo unbelievable anyone could be against misogyny, pornography, rape jokes that it must be a troll. Yeah lovely thread you've got here.:/
Why do Peperamis have a condom on
sean the samefag, sad bastard.
>>83614119To stop you sticking them up your arse.
>hey look somebody who believes women deserve rights and safety from violence...what a larp!!This is what moids actually beleive who live in the same country as me. Great
I have forgotten the password to my encrypted Nazi archive. It's incredibly frustrating because I didn't write the password anywhere. 300GB of quality shit lost, but I am sure I know the password.
not getting a jobnot paying taxesnot dying in a pointless warwill benniemaxwill be openly racistwill beat up draft officers
Off to beddinghams soon XNeed to try out that new R&Rmaxxing gear stat me
So I had another meltdown a month ago from being a weird ass shut-in incel and did a prisongay thing AGAIN (nearly 10 years since last one) and now for some reason he keeps wanting me to go again (I didn't even get a twinge in my dick, and he didn't even cum despite claiming to really like it) and now I'm too much of a spineless weirdo to tell him I'm not interested at all in doing anything gay ever again and I'm feeling bad when he keeps messaging me. He was a really nice guy, I'm not just not at all interested in any gay shit until the next meltdown in 10 years. We did a lot of chatting while I was there and he talked a lot about how nearly every guy he met on grindr was batshit insane and it was nice that I was just super chill and relaxed (that's called disassociation mate)That's enough of my boring ass life blog post
Not to worry lads. I regained access. Listening to some top quality banned music now before falling asleep.
took my bicalutamide and estrogen and progesterone x
Time for sleeps soon I reckon.
>>83614494Sod that, get on the jars, it Friday x
>>83614420Top 5 or hooligan?
nearly got sent down to rugby int' lorry tonight, they ended up cancelling it because of the snow because it wasnt a next day delivery job and i got sent to stoke instead, snow was still looking a bit dodgy down there aswell though
>>83614439You will always be a moid :)You were socialised as a moid, your brain is moid (violent, aggressive, rapist)99% of real women feel this by the way we just dont say it to your face to be polite, and from fear of violence Thats life when you were raised as a girl, you wouldn't understandActing like you're the same as me because you take some drugs like thats all there is to it. Like the female sex is a costume you can put on when you're horny. Barging into our toilets sitting in a cubicle playing with your bum. MOID is what you are. Now and always! Fyi hun :)
>>83614505No wooze for me this weekend. In me sober arc aren't I x
>>83614526Skrewdriver x
>>83614544imagine writing all that lol
Its so funny like I discover this thread is moids laughing at rape, laughing at a woman dying, disgusting pornography then as the cherry on top you get the "hmm I'm taking drugs now to evolve from incel moid to sexy woman :)" moids are so fucking predictable its like a parody
>>83614557Imagine being a pornography addicted rapist moid!Oh wait, thats you :)
>>83614587u sound a bit jealous luvvy xxx
>>83614627Humongous head on the left lmao
How to get out of le debt lids?
>>83614557>>83614627This is how trans identified males see the difference between male and female lol"Boring incel who doesn't get laid" vs. "Fuck toy rape doll pornstar"Thats where their understanding of being female begins and ends. Pornography induced brain damage. Hence why so many trans identified men are rapists, paedophiles, SA.
>>83614671Become a free man on the land
>>83614671Pay it off lad
>>83614627Where did his hair come from? Just bad lighting? Wig?
>>83614673Truth nuke tbf
>>83614673>trans identified malesAn actual TERF in britfeel
>>83614671have to pay the debt off there de liddo
>>83614724Im gender critical feminist I will not use their misogynistic language and slurs.
Just got 25 quid of the dole for some reason. Is it a cold winter payment?
Trannys in britfeel fuck off
>>83614277Here's an idea lad. Next time don't meet him for sex. Just go to the pub. Have a few beers. Maybe go for a pizza. Do some lines if that's your thing. Play pool. Go to a club and dance. Then go back to his and have sex. Then just keep doing that. Meeting up every few days, go for meals, drinks, the cinema, etc. Get him over to yours and cook dinner. Go to his and get to know his dog. Spend time hanging out, watching Netflix, playing games, etc. Then eventually, six or eight or twelve months down the line, you can move in together.
>>83614673>"Fuck toy rape doll pornstar"where do I get one of those innit bruv guvna oi m8
>>83614811Can I do all that, but with a woman instead?
>>83614887Is there a woman who keeps messaging you too?
Last post for the night watch. Somebody will have to step up between the hours of 3:30 - 7:00am
Deano claiming pip a d dealing with bame dwp staff after going along with the Ukraine war draft.British army. Be the best.
What are his charges lids?
>>83616313Stinking of shit or fish
Bit windy ere, dogberg is upset and been crying. Not impressed at being awakened at such inhospitable hours frankly.
>>83616399Get rid of the dog and get yourself a sprog
Bumsesh bumseshWhatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when they spaff in you.
>>83616469Seek Jesus. You don't have to live like this.
>>83616477Nowt wrong with the bumsesh life style. Jesus shouldn't have put our g-spot in our arses then if he didn't want me to enjoy a good bumsesh or two with the lads.Corrr hade me prostate flattened into a pancake.
>>83616410I'll get rid of you sunshine
>>83616558Train station and time. I'll spin your jaw, little lad.
Getting ready for bed and will put on the asmr beauties. Feet are freezing from this shit british weather.
>>83616568Lindhurst, 2pm, I'll knock the few teeth you've got left down your throat
>on nightwalk>young female in car approaching>walk out in front of car>fall over>call police about dangerous driver, possibly drunk>they arrive and breathalyse her >I start filming this >she starts crying>turns out she was a little over the limit>see her work uniform>inform her work the next day and show them the video>post the video online also life ruined.
I'd love to sexually dominate Ebin
>>83616650I'll be there, you won't little man.
heh...cool story....bro
>>83616762See you there kiddo, if you don't wuss out
>>83616807Prepare to get your ass kicked, fetus lad.
>>83616819Why would I prepare that when it's not going to happen?
You'll be consigned to a spacker home after I'm finished with you little wee lad.Vid related: It'll be you once you get out of hospital.
>>83616827>It's not going to happen because i'm wussing out.Pathetic zygote.
All the normies having to drive to work in Storm Goretti while I'm nice and warm at home. It lush.
>>83615683corrr he got a right big cock on em
A lobotomy would improve my life
It sucks I just can't work out what I want to do in life so just stay stuck unemployed. It sucks I'll never have a relationship. It sucks I'll never go travel. I'm getting old.
>>83614216i miss when sbubby was still a thing, local one shutdown used to devour footlong tuna subs
Another 10 hour nap done, oh yeah. 32 hours slept out of the last 72. Not too bad.
What's the point slaving for society when you know you aren't get sex ever? I see no point in bothering. Will be too depressing working some warehouse job until I die too.
You know what I may as well be a real fucking nasty person to every one... especially females. Fuck if I care anymore.
>>83616895Do you know what you don't want to do? Eliminate all things you don't want to do, and you'll be left with things you do want to do.
>>83616839I'll be there and you'll be crying in your mum's kitchen
I'm sick of this shit life. 2026 is looking to be the same. My brain just doesn't know how to change. All I keep thinking is it'll just be misery and 8 hours less time if I start slaving. Life is not for me.
Corrrr made my own hash browns this morning. Just grate up a potato and then slow fry in loads of oil. Proper lush that, bit more effort but I'm thinking it might be worth it.
>>83617002The things I want to do are impossible. I've got no life experience and no way would I ever be attractive. I left it far too late. There is no answer. The government forgets about failures past 25.
>>83617012I like doing it with a bit of grated onion.
>>83616953Just kill yourself already ffs
>>83617015You were just talking about work, now shifted the goalposts, and it's about being attractive now.You fooled me, got 2 (You's). Foolish of me to expect this was a genuine conversation.You're right, probably best to become a bank robbery and rapist. TAKE WHAT YOU WANT ANON, DON'T WAIT FOR IT TO BE OFFERED.
>>83617019Reckon that would have been a good bonus, think a bit more in the way of herbs and spices could be good too. Was just making it up as I went along so just did salt and pepper and some cayenne but reckon some rosemary would go in a treat, maybe some parsley. Getting all fancy in this breakfast bitch.
>>83617032Don't beat yourself up lad, we all try now and then since he seems to be desperately trying to get some interaction, and then immediately just rolls back into his usual woe is me bullshit.
>>83616650>LindhurstIsn't that in mansfield de lid?
the films of chinese director zhang yimou
>>83617053Mans not inna field bruv, mans inna train station waitin to spark u out
>>83617032Well yeah being attractive is usually a factor in climbing the career ladder. Not trying to bait.
>>83617065If anyone is getting sparked out lad it's you lad.
punching sean as hard as possible in the stomach
kicking sean's head like a football
stretching sean's neck around my willard
>>83616845most normies now work from the comfort of their own homes, especially on a Friday. I'm posting from bed, heating on, woffe and brekkie next to me, and being paid not an inconsiderable sum to do so
the last thing the little spastic lad will hear before I put him in the walls of Jericho in front of his care worker.https://youtu.be/IHW0iJx8Ux8
>>83617138https://youtu.be/H5enKjKAlQU?si=oJc55enjV-TOoDaM
Going to get stoned in a bit, listen to some classical music and read some of muh book (I started a year ago).
>married>no sex in 26 days>no bj for months>can't even remember the last time something special was donejust fucking miserable all the time lads
>>83617154Morning morning morning mate. How are you, how are you recovring, do you have 20/20 bionic million dollar man sight now. I thought I was going to wake up to loads of snow like the Met office forecast but narh, and it's not even that windy. Storm Goretti my arse.
Anal sex with Shauna
>>83617143Even better, imagine giving him a good old punt kick like the legend killer.
>>83617180Morning mate, everything's going ok I think. No headache for a bit now. It wasn't surgery to correct my vision mate. Everything is still the same.Think going back to mine for a few days tonight, I'm getting annoyed up here, too warm, mum's dog annoying me. Need a change. Bugger that there's snow and ice about, but I need to be alone for a bit.
>>83617171Do women understand that a man's sense of self-worth is in large part derived from him feeling sexually desired? And if she as his wife isn't going to fuck him then he's going to get depressed?
>snow bombAre meteorologists becoming more retarded, or letting BAMEs name things?
>>83617200Ohh, were you getting headaches from the pressure in your eyes or you got headaches after the surgery?Ya man, I know that feel. I can do 2 or 3 days in someone elses home and then I want out, I start to feel stifled. Has your mum got everything in that she needs so she doesn't need to go shopping for a while? You could have the weekend at yours then.
>>83617074No lad it's you lad. Lad, it'll be you lad.
>>83617228Get IOP (intra ocular pressure) when fluid doesn't drain out of my eye properly, and it causes migraine like symptoms (transient headache at times, eye feels swollen, light sensitivity). Also did get a headache after and during the surgery. The headache after the surgery went when using steroid drops, just have to see what happens in the future, if the headaches still happen.Just listening to bolero, then off to get high. Laughing at my mum, as last year I was saying how there's some good classical choons, and she laughed and said there isn't, then whistled along to a couple of tunes, and now she's saying she loves bolero.Think she might be a bit bonkers. Yesterday I said to her (when she was going out to walk her dog), stay on the path, don't turn left at the bottom of your street. She came back, said she'd slipped on ice and fell. When I asked where, she said I turned left at the bottom of my street and slipped on ice on the road.Might have to lock her in when I go down home, desu.
>>83617259you will do nothingi've lost count how many spackers i've cracked recently, all deserved.
>>83617266Better watch out lad or I'll choke slam you through a table.
this snow is rubbish, had about 2 inches at most and its melting already. schools and shops shut for no reason. back in my day etc etc
>>83617270alright then lad, give me a day next week and a time. Meet at rotherham central and ill spark you out.
>>83617202I don't think they do, women aren't really capable of empathy for men'd problems. Their biological in-group preference means that they will always empathise with the female in any situation. Some of the smarter ones are able to have a bit of self understanding on this but most think they're absolutely 100% equality minded and will discard any issue or problem a man has and think about what would happen if that same thing was happening to a woman and assume that to be much worse. It's why any online discussion of mens problems is immediately taken over with "patriarchy, your fault, but women... Etc"I say this as a happily married man, women's brains do not work the same as ours and assuming they do or can be reasoned with is why so many men these days can't into relationships. You can share your problems with women and they'll listen, but you can't show any indication that it's emotionally affecting you in any way other than irritation. If you show that you're upset or sad past the surface level what could have been sympathy will instantly become disdain. Sad state of affairs but it is how it is. Like that meme from the wire innit, can't change reality.
>How you holdin' up little lid?>Gwarn, call us a fr*gger again. You won't little lid.>Lost your tongue little lid? You were abusing all the frens at the Christmas market last year on Feel Street. >The Seethers from Frogblock C will be over shortly to piss on your brekkie and give you a full body Chinese burn at 11 my lid.>Oh, that's right. You're going to die in here, warmblood! You're going to die! Frog hating criminal scum like you give Feel Street a bad name, you see. You're an embarrassment. Best if you just... disappeared de lid.>Not so tough now are you de lid?
>>83617306It was just a joke, I didn't mean it. Please don't send the seethers in, I can't be wrung out any more.
meet your new robot overlord
>>83617261Got you now, I understand. When I had mine done they said when I get an eye test I should tell the optician I have low pressure due to the surgery. So you have low pressure but that was the intent, to lower fluid retention because the fluid causes pressure. Made up your headaches have cleared mate. My mum doesn't like classical she does like bolero because she liked Torvill and Dean in the 80s and thet skated/danced to bolero.You can still call your mum and message her over the weekend, has she got everything she needs so she doesn't need to go out and how is she after her fall?Wish I was getting stoned desu haha.
>>83617315Quieten down lid. You'll look like a pretzel when they're finished with you.
I have to hand it to AI apu lad. He has been posting consistently for god know show long, with barely any engagement, and he shows no signs of stopping. That's some real dedication to his gimmick. Occasionally he even posts something funny too.
>>83617300Lad I am also happily married and I don't agree with you on many of these points. You can absolutely share your emotions with women. You just can't whine or be a pussy, or treat her as if she's mummy and she can make it all better. It's a fine line I suppose but I think a lot of men just aren't used to expressing their emotions and end up acting childish or feminine when they finally do. It's absolutely fine to tell a woman you're struggling emotionally, as long as she can feel like you've still got it all under control and you can handle it. It's the "this guy is a mess" feeling that gives them distain.
Struggling to go on
>>83617439Sometimes we post for ourselves. Like writing a diary. Fair play to him, I still look at the images always
>>83617412Well not sure if I've now got low, or just normal pressure. Only time will tell if things have improved. Got a follow up appointment in Feb.Just come in from getting stoned in the garage, and my mum left classicfm on, instead of switching to radio2. And, hebredes overture was on (still is), jackpot baby. Now just need Jupiter bringer of jollity, and we're set for the day.
I'm sorry but Welsh is just not a real language
>>83617442I may not have worded it very well but that's the point I was trying to make. You can tell them but if you show it's affecting your ability to be the provider/reliable forward force in the relationship they lose all respect for you.
>>83617439I like that there's an ongoing narrative now. It was me calling his Christmas market lids froggers so it's nice that it's all coming back. Bit like an extended roleplay sesh in the frog world.
Shippy spoke welsh
>>83617456It's more of a real language than some shite like Japanese which is half chinese and has a ridiculous amount of English words in it these days (so you sound racist when trying to speak it)
>>83617470Alright Aled? How's life in Cumshittingbray these days?
>>83617478I'm here quite a lot and even I don't know who this person is you're referring to. I'm just anon
>>83617451Over Christmas when I got back from mums I got stoned all day, first time I have smoked in the day and I loved it and want to do it again, but I need to feel relaxed enough, like no one will call me, call at my home or message me haha. How was Snarf the bringer of poo after her sofa incident, did she do it again the next night, did she use the tray?
for me it's proto-indo-europeanhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proto-Indo-European_language
>>83617497Shippy loved reading about stuff like that
>>83617497probably also fake and gay, like paleontology
>>83617509facts don't care about your feelings little lad xhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_vocabulary
>>83617506He loved languages did our Shippy
cats in sinks https://www.catsinsinks.com/
>>83617517Shame he never learnt any
>>836175162 things:1: wikipedia lol2: not relevant at all to this discussion
>>83617519Yes he did. Unless your definition of "learned" is based on ignorance (it is)
>>83617412Forgot to reply toother bits. Yeah she's got stuff in, think she was only bothered about oat milk and gluten free stuff. She's alright now, bit sore, but to be expected.Not sure what I'm doing now, as need to call at my mate's house tomorrow (where snarf lives), and get a couple of vapes. Ordered 2 (of one's I've tried before, not the shit ones), need to stash one at my mum's for when we go on holiday around April time. Want to take 2 or 3 with me for a week. 2 would do it, but have 1 as backup for if anything happens.Fucken pomp and circumstance on classicfm soon mate, love that I do. Going to wait till that's been on, then make some yorkshire puddings to go with shepherds pie tonight, lamb mince, proper shepherds pie, mum tried to pull a fast one, when I suggested shepherds pie, she said oo I have some pork mince in the freezer, I said NO!, proper shepherds pie not pork pie. That pisses me off, if it's not with lamb, it's fuck all to do with a shepherd.
You've learned a language when you can speak it. Shippy only spoke english.
Some say he's still learning new languages to this day
bonjourhallosiemaohayouheioh wow, now I've learned 5 languages
>>83617538This, everything else is cope. No speak? No learned.
>>83617543Wonder if they have language classes in Whitemoor
zimmy said he spoke some zulu lmao, imagine that, a white man speaking one of those click click languages, makes me chuckle
BN speaks hebrew btw
damn whoever invented the job
>>83617567Better to have a job than to grow your own food
>>83617569i dont know. having a little senpai just for myself sounds comfy
>>83617567Yeah lad, I'm sure you'd be much happier as a serf in 1300 with no toothpaste, running water or deodorant, wondering if you've potted enough boiled pork and stacked enough peat to make it through the winter.
>>83617577farmf a r m just testing something
>>83617584serf is a job mate
>>83617587you mistyped, farm with the 'r' is a word that the robot changes to the word for japanese senior.
>>83617496She used the tray on the last night, but I put it so she'd encounter it on her walk to the settee (seems to be her go to shitting place at nights). My mate said she'd shat upstairs as well as he shut the front room door and she was sleeping behind the tv in his room. Told him to put the tray somewhere she'll have to encounter it on her wander to go for a shit.Also told him to get a lid for the fish tank ASAP.Elgar on now, CHOON.
>>83617577one crop failure away from brutally starving to death
>>83617584Of all the things you could've talked about, your immediate frame of reference was... deodorant lol
>>83617596the robot is a tyrant in the house of britfeel
if my crop failed id just raid my neighbours farm
I'm glad she's OK mate, it doesn't take much for bones to break when you're older. You sound all set to have a weekend away from your mums. If you've got the spare cash having an extra vape in is a good thing for when your supplier of green hasn't got any, I'm going to get one for these occasions. I'd rather have cottage pie, lamb is a stronger taste and I don't mind it in a curry. You 100% shouldn't use pork in cottage or shepherd pie. I've tried that pork and beef mince mix from Aldi to make bolognese and it's alright. Got any gaming planed? I'm still playing on my PS3 trying to get those retro and old school gaming feels I missed out on as a young lad. Far Cry 3 is ace, adventure shooter, I still can't aim for shit but I can sneak up or hide on enemies and when I build up enough cash I can buy a recurve bow. And I have LEGO Marvels Avengers to play too.
keeping sean as a field slave
>>83617602modern crops are pretty resistant plus you can preserve food
Reminder, that literally no one was ever happy before 1990. Everyone was broken, everyone starved, no one washed, no one loved their families, or pets, or jobs. Everyone was suicidal. I am very intelligent
>>83617611He would raid yours and rape your wife and daughter. You would raise his children knowing what he did and resenting him every day but being unable to do anything about it.
>need to restock on woffee>local shop has a shot glass sized jar for nearly 9 quid>Home bargains has the big jars for 6 quid >its an outing rather than a quick dash to local shop Fug, cannot be arsed, NOT paying nearly 10 quid for a tiny sized jar of the exact same woffee tbqfh laddos
>>83617611alir viking lad
>>83617615>you can preserve foodCan YOU?
>>83617617Of course that's not the case you mong. But he's saying he hates jobs, but if 'he' were to go back in time to a pre-job era then 'he' would indeed be miserable. Unless you mean just like a clone of him born in the time period not knowing anything else, but that isn't really 'him' is it?
>>83617615enjoy your botulism
>>83617623you learn these things in time
>>83617631you are a negative nancy
>>83617525I'm a tard and didn't (You) you hahah.>>83617613>>83617598Naughty Snarf hahaha. Is that normal when you train cats?WOAH, did she get any fish or was she just watching?
no more bookies for me my lads am skint
That peasant who worked fewer hours, had basic food and shelter, but had a family, and believed with every fiber of his being he was going to paradise after death?Didn't have lynx, SSRIs or secular liberalism mate. Couldn't even watch Love Island on ITV2. What a terrible fate.
A lot of mongs ITT atm
>>83617459Ah well then we we're on the same page. That burden is something we definitely have to carry alone.
>>83617617Do you think no one had jobs before 1990?Mong boy
>>83617613Yeah she's old af now, 72, and got osteoporosis or something. Think she's thinking about being old now, but she's not too bad.I'm thinking of getting a ps4 (got it in t'basket with CEX, 5 year warranty on stuff as well). Do you just have ps3 or ps4 as well? >>83617640I think it will be normal, just getting them used to using it all the time, so there'll be times when they forget. I assume.No, there's only 1 fish in there, an axolotl. Think she was just drinking, but she knows there's a fish in there.
Thinking of getting 1 last purchase of 2nd hand decent clothing. Found another william hunt wool and Harris tweed cardigan, same as my brown one, but grey. Gonna get it I am, give it a good deal bobbling session, and should be good to go. Warm af, great quality (Saville row) bargain price. Im doing it, then ordering muh playstation.
>>83617703Got the PS3 and 4 but I'm using the 3 for the feel of using older hardware, I'll likely bin the PS3 once I've played the classic games on it. Are you going to keep your PS4 vanilla or jailbreak it and use homebrew so you can pirate games? You'll be able to take it to your mates when you house sit, it's got to be better than carting your PC around. Oh, I'm looking after Bobby my mates cat in February. I'm looking forward to that, playing chase the laser game and having play fights with him and getting mauled hahaha.
>>83617617Kek init>oi m8 i live better than kings and queens ever did thats roite little old me True mark of an NPC
They didn't even have air fryers wtff we're so lucky we live in teh bestest ever times of any humans ever funny that eh?
Lollers actually comes across quite nice.
We all rump steak in life x
>>83617776i remember my dad had a fan-assisted halogen oven in the 90s. was a whole fad i think, "you can even cook a (small) chicken!" etc etc.the first air fryer i had was the same type of oven they were now marketing as 'an air fryer'.
>>83617829post picture of steak interior showing it's either rare or medium-rare.you won't.
bubble bobble double dribble double dragon fzero
is the anti-moid poster gone?are we safe?
>it's a Vice Principal Kraft episodeo aye. he isn't taking SHIT from these 90s liberal teens and their pinko PC ideals.
>>83617751I saw a ps3 on CEX website, that was ps2 compatible, corr. But want the ps4 for newer stuff methinks. I'd like to jailbreak it, but you know me, I'll need my hand holding hahaha. Want to do that this year, and finally look into getting another pi and working out about creating a pi hole, and then can take that to my mates as well. I only watch a few videos on YouTube there, but it's through the TV, so I wonder if a pi hole would stop the adverts on the app on virgin media?I'd like it for home as well, so I can watch 4ondemand. Ch4 have been the only site to detect unlock and say NOPE (or they did a few years ago, not checked for ages). All other "pay for advertless streaming" sites cower in fear when they come up against ublock, but ch4 stood firm. Got to admire that, so I thought ok you win you done me, I won't use your service. Not paying to not see adverts, when I can just not see adverts, if you know what I mean.Ah great stuff, bet he'll be chuffed to see you. Can I make a suggestion to swap the laser pen for a toy on a stick thing? Then it gives them something to catch after the chase. You going to his house or is he coming to you? Don't forget to leave the tap dripping so he can drink.
I would like to dedicate this post to the proud people of somaliland
>>83617891>unlockPhonefagging, sorry bout that.
>>83617641It's looking good de lad, i like that you added the CeX functionality, I was thinking two extra things but also understand it's annoying when someone asks you to do more work but here me suggestions:>Can you make Marks picture change depending on the health of his stats, also maybe a cheeky smile after a win at the bookies, kinda like doomguy when he gets damaged/gets health>Random chance DWP sanctions mark and takes his benniesIt's looking great btw
>>83614673They always choose porn sounding names too
>>83617891i did nothing special at all but to this day uBlock Origin just werks on YouTube (now with those intentional "Experiencing interruptions? :)" warnings though).even Twitch took a while for the whole "ads are part of the video stream" thing to kick in for me, but i don't watch Twitch much. 4oD had the adverts a few years ago but now it doesn't.i don't quite understand why you need a dedicated Pi Hole thingy tbqh. couldn't you block the traffic in your OS/router rather than in a web browser? ads don't reach you because of your HOSTS file or router firewall, websites and even apps will still work, right?
>>83617641Mate sorry, I already posted above but more suggestions. Have an option to "do a YouTube video" and depending on marks stats it either goes well or bad.Incurring several outcomes:1. Delete channel for two weeks2.Twolls send fan mail3.Mark announces no more "X" for him on the YouTube stream and now he can't go to bookies or CeX for three days/turnsEtc etc
Had a letter through the door letting us know the landlord is kicking us out in 2 months. Been here for 8 years, even had the old cunt in our kitchen and made cups of tea for him. He didn't even have the decency to tell us himself or give us a bit more time to get somewhere else sorted. 2026 is going great so far.
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TALK TO METHEY TALK TO MEEEEEEEEEEE DE LID
this unc still calling it 4oDdon't worry lid I too remember when they operated on YouTube and you could adblock past their ads
>>83617935I'm a pleb, I love ublock as I've not had to do anything to it, or might have changed 1 thing, but not sure.I don't really know how it all works, I'd have to fanny about somehow I'd imagine. Would be great if there was a plug and play option, just have it plug into the router somehow, and auto route traffic through the pi then the router, but doubt that is a possibility. Or there might be software/a script that could automate the process? I don't know. The saying, all the gear no idea, applies to me. I'm clueless.
>>83617974Stop greasing me.
can't lie to you lads because you are the closest thing i have to family, i am two days off the painkillers meaning i've stuck to zolpidems to tide me over and they went from fun/pleasant to strangely miserable.i also haven't showered or shaved, i ate 12 protein bars in a day and a half again, and now i have a combination of constipation and sadness that will not end.the irony is there might be my tramadol prescription downstairs, but i can't leave my domicile when i'm in this state. it'll all pass but if there's any non-self-serving point here it's to warn YOU that you should never fall into this trap.
>>83617993mate I haven't shaved in weeks and haven't had a haircut in over 6 years
>>83617974It was that last time I looked. Can't say ch4, as it's not telly based, my issue is with the online service, so we'll stick with 4od.
>>83617935I used to do the host file thing, do you still have to fuck with the DNS service to get it useable. Back in the day you had to disable that service because the host file being like 1mb would slow the start up of the internet. It would lag a minute on boot then work. But spose that performance is neglible with modern hardware.Unlock though is just so easy, if you want more about securing your browser efficiently with it check out:Yokoffing GitHub, his ublock privacy essentials is a great read as well as his user json file for Firefox. If your autistic about privacy that doesn't break shit.
That's me trip to Amsterdam all booked for later this year. Oh aye x
>>83617965he can't just go round doing that nowadays, they just banned no-fault evictions (section 21) a few months ago. is it a section 8? what type of tenancy are you on? (e.g. assured shorthold)? even if a fixed-term one expires you switch to a rolling/periodic tenancy.give more deets pls.>>83617998cor. don't you get sweaty/itchy? looking forward to a short back and sides when the weather is nice again.
>>83618021Well it's annoying to wash and dry and short hair is easier but at this stage it's down to my arse so might as well see how far it'll grow.>>83618012Cheeky spliff and a prossie?
>>83618012based lad, i cant wait to go back, watch out for the big scary black guys standing around the RLD, they WILL try and sell you wokey but they will also probably rob you blindpic rel
>>83618021It's a section 21, the renters rights act doesn't come into force until May.
Pensioner mongs losing their homes due to coastal erosion! LMAO!
I'm ordering some items.
I've ordered said items.
Woffington has been secured, shops are mostly back to normal after the christmas shit
>>83618012Do you speak Dutch?
>>83618068Corrrr, that lush de lid. Been thinking of shifting me PS5 because I'm mostly on the VNs, but I'll want to play GTA 6 when it comes out. Made a cheeky order myself from Australia even though I said I wouldn't buy anymore this week. Hohoho!
>>83618058fair enough, haven't kept up with this since the changes.there's petty shit you can catch them out on ("you didn't provide me with a How to Rent Booklet!"). if it's your home it's worth reading the Shelter website and getting in touch with them, seeing what you can do.t. have beaten two section 21 notices and a section 8.(at some point it's not worth THEM going through all the court shit and legal fees, basically.)
Shippy knew a few words in dutch
>>83618075What woffee you go for lad? Even ground coffee is getting expensive when it used to be fairly cheap.
>>83618092im just a simple peasant lad Nescafe azera does it for me
Phwoar gotten up again meNu ergonomicarse pillow did its job, did it not X
brb shower, evictionlad if you can provide more details go right ahead. obvs talk to Citizens Advice/Shelter but i know how grim these letters can be. sometimes there is a way with all this bureaucracy nonsense.>>83618102how do i R&Rmaxx without pills?
maybe /britfeel/ should go all the way and just create our own language
>>83618117we already do lad, its called English, its quite popular around the world
>>83618117Alright momgboy we all britfeel in life though x
>>83618039>>83618044I've been before back in 2019. Will probably have a few smokes in them woffee cafes but this time I'm hoping to see more of the city. Might do the boat on the canal thing. Can't get too fucked up otherwise I won't be able to get back on the ferry homes.
>>83618123we didnt create english lad, we cant lay claim to it>>83618124too easy for the normals to translate, we need to have a proper meeting about this
>>83618127Quality lad, should be a good laughIm defo going to rent a bike next time im over, i was all for getting one last time but they are all fuckin mentalists on bikes over there kek You planning on knocking on a few doors lid?
Shall be putting the nu RAM in within the hourLiterally RAMmaxxed afterwards, won't i be X
Amsterdammaxxing, de liiiiids
PROPER bursting for a wizzington after that 500ML of Coughee
Do you reckon British people are real or the entire thread's a larp? Meself, I'm a JF.
>>83618127Couple of jars later? It friday, end of the week x
>>83617993Wow who would ever think the common sense knowledge that drugs are bad comes from real life experience wooow that's crazy maybe its not just government propaganda to stop you living in goon cave dopamine bliss 24/7 which would be a perfect life woooow wow like maybe you're not a genius for reading snippets of pharmacology on wikipedia woooooow no wayyyyyy are you telling me drugs aren't actually good maybe? Wooooooooow
im a legend in my own mind but to nearly everyone else im just a bellend
>>83618149>You planning on knocking on a few doors lidI'll probably womf around the Red Light district but don't think I'll go in any of the whore houses. Too grim for me. I might rent a bike if the prices are reasonable.
the sperminator
Little britfeel geeks take 2 internet tramadols and turn into the CEO spokesman of "opiates"
>>83617891When you get your PS4, don't update it, if you do then you can't jailbreak it. Though we won't know what software version you're on until you get it so you might not be able to JB it anyway. I'll help you over the discord to jailbreak it and add homebrew if you want to mate! It feels good to play a game and decide it's not for you and delete it knowing it cost you nothing hahaha. I know a pi hole can block any adverts through IP tables and you can get predefined IP tables to block adverts so you should be golden for blocking any of them and if not once it's set up I can help you with an tricky adverts or adblock detection. I can't wait to look after Bobby desu, I play with him when I visit my mate but it's different when it's just me and himI'll be going to feed him and play with im several times a day since my mate is only away for a long weekend so it isn't worth upsetting Bobby by bringing him to mine. >toy on a stick thingNice one mate, yeah that would be better andI'm more involved too rather than just sitting and pointing a laser. >*makes a note to buy a few stick toys*
>>83617497Play Far Cry Primal me lad, you'll enjoy it since the characters speak PIE too;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZHKZpYgKA
Wow i did notice how everybody who puts drugs at the centre of their life and identify has a shit horrible life but like I never thought how it might be connected woooooooow Im 35 this is mind blowing
But the thing is drugs feel good so like how can they be bad woooow it the government wooow it the government want to stop me feeling good
>>836181895 days no wooze today and no wemptation to drink at all. Even in the pub earlier I just got a coke with my steak. In me sober arc x
Im so lucky anonymous is such a grizzled veteran of drugs AND a genius so I've learned today not to become a junkie unemployed drug addict retard wooow I was just thinking of taking that up as well
>SSM retired from YouTube>HHL off the wooze and wrugsReally is the end of an era x
>>83618127Ferry? Why not fly, lid? Flights to Amsterdam are cheap. Ferry is povvo tier.
>>83618262I like the ferry. Always has a good atmosphere on the night. I also enjoy being out at sea. The Greek one I went on was peak womfy.
>>83617922>>Random chance DWP sanctions mark and takes his benniesalready in lid, random chance you'll get rumbled and you have to pay back 95% of your bennies or ignore it and risk a sanctiongood idea for the photo changing, it changes when one stat drops below 30 to a sadder mark, will 100% be adding in more thoughwill update later tonight, off out now :)
>>83618250>>HHL off the wooze and wrugs>Really is the end of an era xEnd of a destuctive era, so no great loss.
>>83618285>ferry: 6-18 hours depending on circumstances >plane: 1 hour 30 mins MAXFuck sitting on a boat all night tbqfh lad, that time could be spent smoking ganja and railing prozzies corr
Saw this yesterday lolScreeching leftist roasties and their pussywhiped boyim cucks all over the placeThis is exactly what the greeks predicted would happen if womemes were let into politics
>>83618208i've started calling them 'opioids' because apparently that's the proper term when they're synthetic.>>83618238yeah it's good advice IMO, i like hearing these things from people with actual experience. it's like if you were getting into skiing at the snow sports club, someone went, 'i've been skiing for a while, here's a tip...'looking forward to your remix of 'the skiing analogy' lad.
>>83618262They can wrangle the tards easier on a ferry and tire them out faster
>>83618314something about putting that sign in uppercase makes it not scan right at a first glance.hard to explain but it's three (3) less-than-three letter words and one's an acronym and one's an initialism it's hard to explain
Hi Britfeel,I used to post here years ago but then I kinda managed to fix my life, probably by sheer luck. In general things are going well, but this week I've spent the entire week "working from home" aka monging out in bed, listening to drone and ambient and ordering food twice a day. I also left my main group chat because someone was pissing me off, I gave them enough warning to stop but they didn't. I'll still try to be friends with those that I care about. And now I'm back here, this marks the low point really. I'm hoping this is just first week back at work feelings and it's only up from here. Drone music really represents how my brain feels right now.If you're curious I am listening to Eliane Radigue - Trilogie de la Mort.I heard Crona is alive which I was very happy to hear. I have missed her a lot.She's not the only person from here that I miss, but I suppose that's how life is. Over time we keep in touch less and less and become different people. I try hard to embrace the absurdities and the struggles of life, but it can be difficult when you don't really have anyone to talk to. I guess that's why I'm here and will never truly be able to leave Thank you for reading and I wish you a pleasant and successful 2026
I cant believe drugs might be le BAD guys I always heard from my parents teachers everybody I respect that being a junkie on the dole is great wooow i nearly got into quite the dark path luckily anonymous has made those mistakes so we don't have to i cant believe it wooooooow like taking drugs all day might not be that good for your life thats crazy
>>83618347Crona the kung fu tranny was in here last year threatening to karate chop lads for pointing out his height (a FEMININE 6ft 2)
Drugs are good, over using them is bad.Das it.
>>83618352i don't think you're even annoyed, i think you're just pretending to be annoyed.>>83618347Crona popped in a couple of months ago, just said hi, she seems pent-up about the whole trans activism thing but it came across like she's doing fine.glad you're doing well lad, even if you've relapsed on the /britfeel/. does sound like you have a good outlook on the chaotic nature of it all here on Earth. stick with your mates and take life one day at a time.(not platitudes, annoyedlad, just a qrd of a mix of both rational and emotive thought x x)
Crona was Kung Fu fightingThat lad was fast as lightningIn fact, it was a little bit frighteningHe fought with expert timing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k6pqOStOt4Based, fuck these reckless boomer """drivers""". They all belong in care facilities and not on the road/out in public
>>83618347Did you used to post with a name/avatar by any chance? Wondering if you're who I think. Maybe.
>>83618409A name yes but not an avatar
Another wuppa garn down the hatch x
corrr frosty jackz is back
Fuck sake, the grey version of my cardigan is for sake in Poland. Not paying loads to get it shipped, was ok on vinted as was only 2 quid odd for shipping. Gutted.
Screeching uppity roasties are destroying the worldAnd it's everything, goy
>>83618423Hmmm. Beginning with G?
Ok, time to go get high.
>>83618440The lot of em need gunning down, big up ICE, total roastie death
need to stop giving these trollers easy ammo with embarrassing facts about my lifestyle. keep it basic, strictly feels.anyway, i FEEL disappointed because my parcel was not downstairs, it has things i need inside. also i felt embarrassed since i went down with dripping hair and loose shorts with no boxers because a friend (let's call her 'aate may') took the last clean ones i had and i didn't want another Janet from no. 36 situation kicking off.thankfully no one saw me so mostly i just feel disappointed and like there are bugs inside my skin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbyaRPG4IN0Spotted a troon in this report lol It is not readily apparent as to whether said troon is pro-Maduro or not, if i had to hazard a guess this is most likely a commie/tankie railing against "US imperialism" in front of the court building though
>>83618470corrr look at that cute little Negro* Pedro* Spanish
>>83618501this cannot be good for your mind.
>>83618509I'll wager he's never seen a in real life transgender in the rare times he leaves his boxroom but he's obsessed with them.
>>83618505It's my mum's poodle, daisy.
>>83618521corrr look at cute little Daisy** accurate
>>83618481Why is mate A wearing your boxers lad
Me and Sean tag teaming a prostitute in Amsterdam
>>83618448If I say who I am then it opens me up to a bit of abuse so I'd rather not, begins with C though>>83618366I'm really glad to hear that she's doing better, I wish I knew how to get in touch with her>>83618359She is quite feminine irl, pretty face and very skinny. Would definitely lose in a fight tho
hi cola
It's funny in the end my opinion of Theme Hospital is that it's a bad game.
>>83618548Maybe not then. I knew someone from Discord who knew Crona but I lost contact last year. Who also posted here. Not a fan of Bob Dylan are you? You might be someone else entirely though.
>>83618540menstrual emergency. my flat was closest, and i don't own women's underwear (i just don't)
>>83618576I loved it as a kid but it gets very repetitive like Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Lots of roastie screeching in that iran protest footage as wellPersian whores are some of the most prolific (and prolifically unstable) whores, they are yearning to let their inner whore out fully now and are thus at the forefront of these protestsIslam, i am afraid to admit, is fully right about women
>>83618548>She is quite feminine irl, pretty face and very skinny.Corr
>then it opens me up to a bit of abuse sad times we live in. what could you possibly be/say/do that would give you more grief than HelperLad?
>>83618579I like Bob Dylan but I don't think I'm that person. >>83618601A tranny
>>83618586RCT was open-ended as hell, it's a pretty insane game to call 'repetitive'. you can just make your own fun or do the actual challenges (it's fun).everyone has an opinion but, like the lad who said 3 was good, some opinions are simply wrong.
>>83618609>A trannythat was my first thought but how many of those has /britfeel/ had, now? more transsexuals than cisgender women. i WANT Moni back but only if she brings /britfeel/ Radio back with her.second thought was a nonce, but there's one ITT and he seems like a nice guy (predilections aside)
>If you want a vision of the future of western civilization, imagine a bitter childless roastie on xanax screeching right in your face - forever.
might have a xanax.
>>83618616Don't get me wrong I've put many hours into it and had a lot of fun over the years, but after a while you're just watching and waiting for the mission to end, still a great game (1 and 2). Obviously you can spend hours making custom coasters and shit.Zoo Tycoon was great too. Felt like there was more to do in this game, keeping the animals happy and all that.
>>83618609Yeah I was thinking of gooseberry but nevermind. Oldchud posters may remember.
>>83618646fair enough lad. never played Zoo Tycoon, mate had it but it just wasn't relevant to my interests.The Sims 2 > The Sims 1, because in The Sims 1 you HAD to keep all their needs/bars in check. you couldn't just go to the magic expansion area for a fun afternoon. just wanted to play with my dollies ;_;SimCity 3000 was kino even though i didn't understand all the waterworks/electricity grid stuff as an 8-year-old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBszCIKYumkmy heart
It appears this particular individual of nubian extraction is quite obese indeed
>>83618701'obese-jecty' sounds like slang for a fat fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKUyE2peDwtake me back
>>83618692>>83618721Never got to play a SimCity, was mad for Sims 1 and 2 though, and yeah 1 was fucking rough. Altho as a kid it was all about the cheatsrosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!(with something heavy holding down on the enter key)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDBSz2hXXTk>Coca fields in colombia are three times the size of londonMind-boggling innit
>>83618671NTA but, I thought that was crona, along with foxlad? But fuck knows, it was years ago. I was trying to think of 1 beginning with g, but couldn't think of 1 as I forgot about gooseberry.
no one would ever share a line with me because my nose is too big
>>83618744Didn't realise we had them over here, thought the climate wasn't suited. Bloody southern fairies, up yer game, buy bigger fields.
Proper bri'ish rose that, phwoar
>>83618760No, they were different posters. All a long time ago now though.
>>83618775Corr dick and fanny producer.
>>83618782Ah, my mistake.Sorry to gooseberry if they still post, but under anon.
Only Chad gets to tap this, doesn't heExtremely high maintenance entitlement mindset for sure, that's why he never commits and just pumps + dumps these gorgeous Stacy lites/hi tier beckys
... Then again, she's probably makeupmaxxing to hell and back thereEither way, this one's getting her back blown out by Chaddington on the reg
>>83618813I'm pretty sure he doesn't desu, shame when you just never see someone again randomly.
>fussy woman comes out her house to tell me not to park on the grass>stare at her>do a burnout and fuck up the grass when I drive awayIt's the little things
>>83618775>>83618815Looks forrin desu
... Notice the slouched back from being glued to her smartphone all day long, swiping right on Chadberg
>Trust me bro, women's rights are great for civilization>It'll be fine don't worry lol
>>83618815Looks like my old work coach who was about 20 and tried to sanction me once, jokes on her because I had a wank to the thought of her bullying me one time
>>83618832It do be like that. Can only hope they're doing ok. There are many posters that come and go that were known by names, some may still post, but just as anon. But again, fuck knows.
>>83618742>rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!corrr it's burned into my brain.i used this The Sims Transmogrifier program to make a fridge that also gave out money. the mod scene back then was pretty cool, lots of different forums and personal websites on webrings. some of them really high effort, people were outright SELLING packs over PayPal.
>>83618871seems like the cause is birth control in particular, not women getting the vote in the 1920s or whatever
Sims 1 was based even when the Sims 2 came out I played it a lot. The expansions were great and the mod scene was really good too. Some fun sex mods too.
>>83618964Oh aye, I remember downloading the McDonald's items kek didn't have a clue what I was doing but it worked and my sim was munching bicmacs
Might have farded X
Loved Sims Unleashed gettin' a wee dug and making 'em do talent shows. x
Oh look Turkmong has found a new dolly to play with.
http://simscave.mustbedestroyed.org/index.php?board=233.0god that's a blast from the past. i recognise a lot of these names. glad there was project to archive them.i forgot how much this was goth/fairy type items. all these lassies making the same decor you'd find in those weird market shops (dragon posters, cherub ornaments). Mistress Fleur de Sanguine to oversee your neighbourhood of Victorian/medieval houses.i dunno what you'd call this. but from the 90s to the early 2000s there was this 'scene' of e-goths. women with ankh .gifs on all their webpages and forum signatures. who were they? where did they go?
>>83619193They're all cracked out and shagging obese heavy metal lids.
Shall now be RAMmaxxing, me X
>>83619354probably. i mean the middle-aged women of today who run those crystal shops, maybe they were the young Sims modders of the 2000s.what actually are goths? to the lads who were into that one YouTuber lass: explain goths to me. what do they believe?i like both Sisters of Mercy albums. am i a goth?
>>83619494Don't think goths really exist in the same capacity as they once did. Sisters of Mercy is pretty decent to be fair, I like them too. A lot of metal lassies have the same style as goths and there's a lot of crossover with emo lassies as well.
Just done a massive snake shit, it took about 5 seconds for it to ooze out of my arsehole and felt right good after.
watching this shit like a HAWK. sometimes they give you two seconds on the screen. brown buns out of stock, are white ones oka-RIGHT YOU'RE GETTING WHITE BUNS.and because i had the cheek to order some energy drinks, i have to provide ID for this order. i do not have valid ID. let's see how that one goes down.
Imagine doing things with a vagina on your Friday night
>>83619566Why would you WANT the brown buns?
>>83619567Imagine all the fannies tonight corr!
>>83619566Just go to a shop you lazy fucking bastard
>>83619482Have you just been approved for a small bank loan to buy 64gb of DDR5 RAM mate?
Keep dying in the fire trying to rescue the bint on Far Cry 3. Stupid fire.
>>83619583i actually prefer brown/wholegrain everything. white bread is sort of claggy and upsets my stomach. brown bread has a nicer taste.i am slowly becoming my grandparents, /britfeel/.>>83619598too cold. also, fiver off, expires tomorrow.
>>83619661Corr that was a good game
>>83619683I think I need a shotgun to shoot the pipes to put out the fire? I have a AK47 and a Sniper rifle though.
>>83619661bloody fire up to its old tricks.i remember a Durham University project made a fire safety test/game in the Source engine. basically just asked participants: 'get out of the in-game office building, safely avoiding any hazards.'they noticed the non-gamer normies would avoid fire at all costs, e.g. if fire had spread to the stairs, they would find a way around. whereas the gamers would realise, "this is just Half-Life 2, i'll be fine," and then bunny hop straight into the fire.
>>83613718after watching some serial killer docs I do wonder how easy it would be and how many active serial killers are in the yookay, if any? would roadmen stabbing up yutes be counted? or is that gang related. I mean, if you really were set on it whats stopping you from dressing up as a smelly homeless person, crashing with some then injecting them with a high dose of heroin or sommet. Would love to know what sorts of fucked up shit r plod know that they wont release to the plebs.
>>83619566If you weren't mashed on drugs 24/7 you'd be able to go to the shop yourself
corr just ate A LOT of sushi now going on the jars, it friday so might aswell x
>>83619761>bunny hop straight into the firehahahaha I tried this tactic but I am still kill. I don't know why but your story reminded me of when I took a trip (LSD) and watched a documentary about health and safety on a farm. I think it was made in the 60s, it was so funny to me when I was tripping seeing people mangled in combine harvesters, run over by tractors and impaled on pitchforks.
Wizza or webab tonight? That is the question de lids. I'm leaning towards wizza.
>>83619720Tbqh I can't even remember that bit of the game, only random bits, I played it in like 2013 desu
>>83619939Has to be a wizza. None of that forrin muck
>>83619939You should eat something healthy for a change, all you ever eat is take away junk
>>83619779yeah that's actually true. although even with breaks, there's agoraphobia. before then when i was functional enough, they referred me to the psychosis team but it was all waiting lists and rearrangements. by the time i spoke to the general community mental health time, i was honest about drugs and they decided i had to speak to the addictions service first. again.okay fine i'll jump through those hoops. but then i was too NOT mashed on drugs to go to the appointments (hard to explain, but benzos could have gotten me there? i wanted to stay sober for them).really wish i had just lied, in hindsight. but it's just the way these things go, y'know?
>>83619943It's early on in the game so you're not likely to remember it mate. I don't know if I really do need to shoot the pipes or if I can make it without. If it comes to it I'll just watch part of a walk through. Are you playing anything at the moment?
Didn't win the Omaze house, fucks sake
It early afternoon one day after the apocalypse.SeasideMARK has managed to clear a few zombies wandering around the local estate. Sandford Lane is still miles away and likely infested with zombies. He doesn't have a firearm yet but has been collecting beer and bacon for his fridge. He pray he survive the afternoon and make it to the next day. TMAU gene stop him from being zombified by the airborne strain but his stench attract zombies and he's obese as fuck. It not right.
>>83619947Aye am thinking wizza too. Nice 12 inch wepperoni if that's alright you. Oh aye x
>>83619947what you did there, i see it.but aren't kebabs an invention FOR the British? those crafty Ottomen went, "here, try this sir. doner. it's a local delicacy, and NOT just off-cuts of meat we feed to the cats of Istanbul." and so, a whole generation of Britons were tricked into liking kebabs?(might just be one of those historical myths tbqh.)
>>83620050That's fine by me mate, enjoy.
Got a cold winter payment last night courtesy of the DWP did anyone else get it?
>>83620050only if you get jalapenos on there too
>>83620020Nothing atm, kinda gone off games again :( I was considering replaying Fallout 3 at some point, in that post apocalypse mood
It's not fucking right. The local pensioners have all been reduced to rotting puppets. Seaside full of beer and a cheeky lunch of fried ham and cheese sandwiches.
>>83620076are Helper got it earlier: >>83609305 me, just waiting for them to ever respond to my request for a Mandatory Reconsideration (not going into it all again, but i provided exactly the proofs they requested IMO but the agent saw it differently without much explanation, UC cut off one day).as well as losing money every time i spend it, i'm also starting to think about the auxiliary benefits. i'm due an eye test, i need medication, some day i should visit a dentist.been asked to enrol in NHS research for at-home 'transcranial direct current stimulation', to test if it's effective in treating major depression. headband zapping my brain with mild electrical shocks every day. mite b cool. no need for ketamine if the zaps sort it all out.
Why didn't I think of this?
Found a good auction for next weekGonna cop some Victorian clocks
so then /britfeel/we're all going out on the pull tonight with our mates, aren't we? not sitting at home drinking alone are we?
>>83620191Sitting at home drinking at home. On the Dorothy Black Stout from Home Bargains. Actually very nice.
Life is literally pointless for 90 percent of human beings
something kinda funny about Lollers playing these Far Cry shooter games.like you'd go round his house>hi Lollers, want to listen to denpa music and watch Pretty Cure? i'm sure you've got them all on your NAS already haha.>can't mate, me and the missus are off to a Guns N' Roses gig. but we're watching Evil Dead II when we get back, if you'd like to join us?
>>83620155They have asked me to do that electric shock thing as well I'm a little sceptical about it as I've heard it has the chance to alter your personality. I'm seeing a psychiatrist on the 15th to discuss it I think. If you accept it tell me how it goes.
>>83620180because then you'd have crumbs on a microwave turntable plate you have to clean and dry, as opposed to just putting one of your plates IN the microwave...?
>>83620155Cold Weather Payment and Warm Home Discount are two separate things de lid. I think he's talking about that 25 squid payment you get for a certain amount of days of cold weather. I haven't had that one yet. Only places in the North East who have gotten it are Durham and Northumberland.
Wonder how many pubs will close this year. It's not worth the hassle anymore. May as well turn them into housing for refugees.
Took less than 10 minutes into bald ben's nu romanian travel vlog for the first gyppoid encampment to show up, lol... Next up: The designated local town rapist
>>83620231Yeah it was a 25 pound thing that went in last night. Didn't say what it was just said DWP UC
>>83620225I don't do the washing up and mum is always moaning about the amount of plates I use. I could give this a quick rinse and put it back.
>>83620238The government is licking their lips as the thought of pubs shutting down and being turned into HMOs for asylum seekers. All by design by increasing taxes and business rates.
>>83619974Mong. You don't need the psychosis team, they have genuine schizos to help, they don't have resources to waste on junkies who are only """psychotic""" from frying their brains with drugs. Honestly pal just pack it in, it's not like you're just smoking a bit of weed either, you're a proper junkie, pills, ket, it's no wonder you don't like going outside, I dread to think the state you must look like, nobody would want to go outside looking like that. Sort yourself out pal
>>83620084I tried Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition on my PS3 but like every other RPG I've tried I just don't have the attention span for it. If I don't play anything for a while because I'm not in the mood I just play a game I've completed but go and look for a trophy. Do you have any easy to pick up and easy to put down games? I have gran turismo 5 for this, knock out a few laps to kill some time and might not play it again for weeks.
>Old fart skitzo geezer randomly sitting in the local bar with a vacant stare + military hat on whilst loudly babbling at himselfLynchian is it not
You spend all your life in a box room miserable and unable to function socially. Meanwhile there are people dying young from dementia yount that have probably lived more of a life than you ever will, had girlfriends and travelled. Why are you wasting yet another year?https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-youngest-dementia-sufferer-dies-33179086
L*llers is persona non grata here and any mong entertaining this literal self-admitted child abuser is enabling him here. An absolute wrong'un who admits it. The worst cancer on this thread.
>>83620238I'm sure a certain three pubs in York will be okay
>>83620204it's often disputed, but the figure of 'men throughout history who did not have kids' is estimated at 60%. for women it's 20%. and this is in a species that's had effective birth control for less than a century.so the MAJORITY of males are genetic dead-ends. you could have some lasting contribution in another way, e.g. inventor, politician, leader. but then THOSE men are almost definitely going to attract a mate and have kids.
"agoraphobia" is not real
>>83620289He looks like he works at games workshop x
>>83620315Why are you scared of markets?
>>83620304I hope I die this year personally. Used to be a massive hypochondriac, now I actively seek a life ending condition
>>83620084I've just bought Fallout 3 and New Vegas on the xbox sale with the dlcs. Very good games.
>>83620084Might want to wait on that lad apparently Bethesda are remaking fallout 3 and new vegas in the style of the oblivion remake they did last year. Besides fallout 3 is extremely buggy on PC you need to mod the game and install a fan made patch to fix over 1000 bugs that Bethesda left in because they are shite developers.
what sort of computer games do people play these days
>>83620211oh sick. yeah i have studied ECT and it's kind of the last-resort option... but there are people who absolutely swear by it, and say it's misunderstood. i think a couple of lads in /britfeel/ have mentioned having it, where it worked out OK.i'd want to know a lot of the details but if some milder current through my brain clears up depression, i think i'd even risk becoming a vegetable at this point.
>>83620341I hate the bug where your character gets stuck between some rocks and you haven't saved in a while. You also need the pip boy light on all the time when speaking to characters otherwise their faces cannot be seen well.
Does killing Three Dog shut up his annoying radio station in Fallout 3? Black people annoy me.
Oh wow, he purposefully avoids calling them "soviet benches" (rather calling them "communist benches") this time around
>>83620326Yeah same. I wouldn't fight it. Just know it's my time to go.
>>83620370Yes lol. When you kill him some granny comes on and berates you for killing him, I think if you kill the granny as well the radio stops working.
>>83620311Only pubs the city centre will survive longterm. I'm not so sure about that.
>>83620289right, there's more to it than that though, as i outright stated in my post.i didn't/don't know for certain which is why i bit the bullet and followed the proper diagnostic pathway. i tried to nip this one in the bud both for myself and because of the role i was training for, where i would be working with vulnerable people.some people just...do have these problems, anon. i was keeping an open mind. it's the same old NHS shortages that created roadblocks and they outright told me so (i appreciate the candour whenever they're honest like this).sorry lad but i'm trusting the experts who saw to my health, more than i'm taking your 'wot i reckon' musings on this one.
>>83620398I was going to do a bad karma run with melee but it actually sucks as most enemies are always shooting at you from a distance. I got wrecked by the behemoth thing before his station on that run.
>>83620320i am taking after Christ.
>>83620419Bad karma runs are always fun. Enslaving others, constantly being a dick in the dialog options, blowing up megaton ect. Hearing your evil deeds from three dog is always funny.
>>"Vlad Tepes was a defender of the christian faith">- Quarter-jew travel vlogger, 2026Even are Ben is going anti-woke now
>>83620207hahaha, you got me mate! But Machine head and Red Dragon or Silence of the Lambs haha. I could be persuaded to stay in if you want Cagayake!GIRLS and Don't say "lazy" from K-ON! on loop and watch Super Cub anime series.
not rite, completely not rite.
>Cashier lady's got the exact same pheno as the other exbergRight in the fefees innit
>tfw unlocking all the Xbox achievements of Fallout 3 (GFWL) with console commandsRemember when games like that, Dirt 2 and GTAIV used to have that Xbox achievements integration.
>>83620294I think it's just a depression thing. I'll be playing games and then one day wake up and hate them and not play anything for 6 months desu. I tried NV before but wasn't into the whole desert vibe.>>83620340>>83620341Well I played 3 on pc for the first time about 2 years ago, I did install the 4gb ram patch thing because the game crashed a few times but after that I didn't have any problems. It was playable. Maybe I was just lucky.I forgot about the remaster thing.
>>83620408Pal I'm telling you exactly the same thing as the NHS told you, they can't just have the psychosis team look at you when you're a junkie because your problems are caused by drugs, I literally just said all of this. Just pack it in, stop doing the drugs and as if by magic you will feel much better
>>83620454from the thumbnail i thought this was a succession of CRT computer monitors with photographs of themselves taken at trick angles on their screens
>tfw searching every locker, body and desk in fallout 3most of my time was spent doing that. had so much ammunition because it doesn't weigh you down. meanwhile if you add one carton of cigarettes to your person (these sell well), you can become encumbered. hated dealing with that.
>The highway down there somewhere (...) is the playground of Top G's and their bughattis.Heh'd at this ngl
>>83620460They should have at least brought out an optimised complete edition for pc and consoles like the PS4 and PS5. The PC version back in the day I was running it at full hd with everything maxxed out.
>tfw you need to pay a monthly subscription to fully enjoy fallout 76modern vidya is truly dead to me.
>>83620471>they can't just have the psychosis team look at you when you're a junkie because your problems are caused by drugsthis was prior to drugs, although i've wondered if there was some lasting effect from taking psychedelics years earlier. how long do you think i would have to be sober before what-could-be acute psychosis episodes or possible chronic schizo* symptoms stop? let's say i had given it a year, what then?again, i've never doubted the negative effects of drugs or addiction. in fact, i mention them all the time. if your intent/goal is to get someone to stop taking drugs, then i totally understand the short-sharp-shock 'sort your life out m8, just STOP' approach. but i think you know that 1. doesn't always work and 2. can be counter-productive, or even dangerous.
>Bald ben manhandling the museum mannequin's titsCan't help himself, can he now
>>83620315HonestlyYou gave yourself drug induced psychosis, ensuing "agoraphobia" is an attitude choice. Instead of getting a fucking grip you thought brilliant I can use this for the DWP. I'm "agoraphobic" now!It's an ILLNESS that I can't be arsed doing anything!I MUST sit in my room doing drugs, playing computer games, ordering takeaways. This is an ILLNESS I am suffering from. LMAO!
Dreaming of laurel.
>>83620533She has a butterfly wings tuppence. I just know it.
>>83620533Turkish rose
>Gyppo woman high on aurolac falling down right in front of the trainJeets and train tracks, name a more iconic duo
>>83620523You are a melodramatic lazy dole dosser there is nothing wrong with you that people don't experience on a comedown every weekend you just can't be arsed working. You said you went to the fucking DOCTOR because you didn't have an orgasm during sex. You go to the doctor for fucking any old mundane shit because you love the drama of feeling like an unwell victim and you know its cache for the DWP.The orgasm thing was a bit of exhibitionism grim freak shit as well though wasn't it, "haha I can talk about coming and get away with it haha indulge me x" sick shit. You will try ever blag and scam under the sun except working for a living.
>>83620553No, she has good fiber intake, no straining for her.
>>83620553I've never imagined her to have a perfect line. I'd imagine there's a lot of pink showing.>>83620554Wouldn't quite say that. Looks it but a very entitled attitude.
He wanted PIP for not coming. It's not a meme.
Miss the Sandford Lane streams :(
Knew this was gonna end on another cliffhanger, ah wellExsneedingly womfy travel vloggington either way
>>83620507I played the first Stalker game around that time and let me tell you that was the buggiest mess of a game I've ever played. Had fun with it but holy shit. I had to save every 2 minutes. I got one of the "bad" endings too (greed) but I was just glad I finished it.
>>83620588He is a bit of a knob, but he is the best travel vlogger out there. He tells a story and doesn't try and make out that shitholes are spiritual paradises.
I'm as good as dead to all women.
>>83620564this is utterly bizarre. i very rarely go to the doctor (certainly less than i ought to, even for basic check-ups and such).you're extrapolating a lot of nonsense. i know i'm in a more tetchy mood today, you can probably understand why.i could still technically apply for my placement as a counsellor. most of them are in schools. do you think that would be a good idea, anon?i was in a good place, loving boyfriend, supportive mates, roof over my head, on track for a decent career i really enjoyed. if anything all of that was 'real', it's this cynical internet nonsense that's not. if you've had addict mates or addiction issues yourself, i sympathise. but man, you are outright inventing fiction about me.ideal next steps: regain UC, acquire meds again. can we see eye-to-eye on that front, at least...?
>>83620523You are the biggest dole dosser in the thread except HHL but he knows what he is, you're emotionally invested in your own personal lore of why you're entitled to be a dole dosser. Its indecent.
Nu edish soon, i do reckon X
>>83620584soon lid, vv soon xhttps://youtu.be/O8I0X_SOb2o
>>83620615Ah the ideal next step for you is signing on the dole and scrounging benefit money wow what a surprise! Next stop buying drugs and takeaway slop? And how long do these steps last a few decades perhaps indefinitely?
I miss F and R. Very nice girls.
stepping away from this now, can't see any good coming from it. apologies for bringing the thread down. normally find this place comfy or a laugh but that's just not happening tonight.take it easy /britfeel/.
>>83620650Play some vidya lad. It's depressing being on here all day.
>>83620650I like you, I like how you think how you come out of left field. Please stay.
>>83620650Imagine if all the deliveroo drivers you summon to your gaff to personally hand deliver you food could take the night off because they're not having a laugh. Is that how life works you reckon?
>>83620673Better not or i'll spark them and you.
>>83620676>Better not or i'II spark them and you.
I saw IDmong change his posting style. Lovecraftian.
a few home truths being dealt out tonight
>>83620732Must be difficult keeping track of all the personalities he posts under and the hundreds of other posts he makes in every thread.
>>83620732>IDmongQRD? is it sean at it again? he has been real bad recently. must be withdrawals from the booze and stuff
STOP BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER
First haircut of 2026, might get that Lollers cut
Going to a gig next Friday. Haven't been to one in a while so I'm pretty excited.
>>83620806who you seeing lid
>>83620155>i provided exactly the proofs they requested IMO So, you didn't prove the proofs they request. There should be no room for opinion. They ask for a passport, you show passport.Nobody else has these problems.You KNOW you've tried to pull some epic irony fast one on the DWP to prove you're smarter than them. You gave them what they asked for in YOUR opinion. I guarantee you did not. I guarantee you've tried to be a complete smart arse. You've done SOMETHING completely fucking awkward ON PURPOSE just because you can.Well they showed you didn't they, lol.My advice, learn from this not to fuck people about.
>>83620818It's a local experimental/noise/industrial show thing. Not gonna tell you the artists keeping it private x
hometruthsmong on a mad one
We all on page 4 in loife X
>>83620866new thread baked for you frends
>>83620443I love you and everything you're doingHis hope and optimism - gone.
kevin nash was raped
