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Class 397 edition
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>>83877076
I still watch porn, it's just all through extra steps and slower websites. Functionally the OSA just annoys a few million men, nothing more. It's not stopping kids from seeing anything they shouldn't, there are obvious workarounds, it's just ANNOYING to have to do them. Kind of sums up how the government operates in the current year - no real changes, but a shit load of taxpayer money expended to implement unpopular policies that serve to inconvenience otherwise law-abiding, decent people.
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need that dvd update on my life oh my days
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Praying for crossy's return
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>>83877124
finally a train edishington
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>>83877124
Never really got train autists. OMG THAT'S THE CLASS 397 EXCELSIOR MANUFACTURED BY SHITBAIN AND CO. IN 1982! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Really? Just looks like another generic train. Maybe it's got a sort of curved from or something, but the insides are all still the same cheap plastic cladding around grotty old worn in fabric seats and chewing gum stuck to the floor.
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Insane how trains in Britain actually manage to be too hot in winter and too cold in summer.
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sparking out mongboys on the daily haha and its LUSH x
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>>83877143
corrrr imagine your face in there sniffing her pussy and licking her arsehole. corrre!
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Where's little Sean?
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>>83877177
Sparked out a la>>83877168
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2nd spaffington for today done in X

Spaffmaxxing rn me
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What do you think to my new tattoo lads?
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I know someone whose kid had all their assignments marked at zero and kicked out of college because they fonud out she used grammarly to spell/grammar check her work. Not write it or anything, just spell check like ms word or any other text editor does automatically.

The education system is losing their fucking minds over AI. They literally don't know what to do lmao.
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SeasideZOMBOID update.

Bokkles bloody galore! His recent forays into the abandoned businesses of the Crackapocalypse have proven very fruitful. He loaded up with enough gin, whisky, rum, vermouth, wine, beer, ale, vodka and alcopops. Finding a pallet of soft drinks has also filled his food full of cupboards with pop and that is double lush.
Encountering a house with a gun cabinet has been a blessing from heaven. 3 shotguns and one semi-automatic rifle. The barrels on those shotguns getting sawn off as soon as possible; need to run light when there's crackheads all over the place.
There's now a 3% chance that any crackhead could sprint and rush Mark rather than shamble in swarms.
Today he's taking a day off and enjoying some of his snacks. Nice bit of banana pudding with cream and pistachios for him if that's alright with you? It's dangerous out there but now I'm on my sixth SeasideMARK I've started to know when to stay away from threats and how to manage them.
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Wonder what our mark is up to at the moment? It's almost been 3 months now since he's left.
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Making early threads isn't going to revive this dead general, mongs.
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I've brutalised my todger with my excessive wank sessions - 13 hours over 2.5 days. It looks grim, bright red, split in places, the skin dried up and scabbed and then fell off and went red raw again.
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>>83877353
Probably necking some Cerne Abbas with 'elen
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Wouldn't mind shoving my cock inside this Swedish curling lassie.
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>>83877404
Corrrrrr got any piccies? I love the butts of curling women
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This Scottish lassie was my fav curler from Sochi Olympics. Knocked a few out to her.
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So this is the power of /britfeel/, is it, all 3 of you?
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>>83877450
At least we aren't posting CP like on /brit/
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>>83877450
You underestimate our power
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Wonder if Kevin ever sparked out Sean
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My brainfog's starting to go, lads. It's all gonna be fine! I can do my FreeCodeCamp learning again!

For a hot minute I was too fucked up to JavaScript stuff, I just couldn't think to the end of sentence.

>>83877340
I loved your Sims posts, these are kino.

>>83877450
Four!
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>>83877544
Cool, I did the gimmick for day 3 yesterday
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>>83877548
Oh Christ, don't know if I can be bothered to look it up on the 'chive. Ta if real. God, the new capchas are annoying.
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Isn't offie Sean? He was posting numbered apus yesterday, the exact same one that he deleted when I called him out on it.
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>>83877587
It is lad you should sort him right out. Start making posts about him now, he'll turn up eventually and you'll have already wrecked the mong.
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Gonna get back on the alcohol tonight. Fuck waging, sick of it.
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In a constant state of arousal because I AI goon so much. What do you think I could use to stimulate my nipples more? Had clothes pegs on them recently. Might order the nipple suckers from Love Honey.
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>>83877587
Nah, lad. I'm not BN either.

I can't be arsed to find the trip I was using, I've got it somewhere in a text document.
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Ruthmong will most likely remain pussy-free for the rest of his life. Which should be another 40-50 years. Grim.
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I want to sniff a hairy twat, is it too much to ask for in this day and age
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>>83877657
Trip on Sean you nonce rat
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>>83877672
I hear he can be seen walking his dog around London.
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>>83877658
>Ruthmong will most likely remain pussy-free for the rest of his life. Which should be another 40-50 years. Grim.
fascinating
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>ISP shidding itself again completely

Legit almost ruined my evening ngl
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>>83877838
What's your ISP lil peado fren
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>>83877587
Nah but I wouldn't be surprised if he is trying to take someone elses gimmick seeing as he is incapable of creating any of his own the little spacker.
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Just spent 5 hours in one spot not moving in my bed flicking between 4chan, Reddit.p and YouTube. What a life.
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Usually try and avoid e-celeb drama, but fucking hell this Sarah Stock situation should shut any black pill deniers up. Even those supposedly traditional Christian girls will cuck you with Chad if the opportunity arises.
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Can't be arsed rn me X
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just got back from shoppington, me.

>>83877587
was surprised nobody mentioned this yesterday. you didn't 'call him out' though, Offie has been doing the same Apu xxx.jpg thing for literally years.

the only thing that's been called out is how NEW you are!
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Last day on the weed for me today
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>>83878021
I think it's a problem of presentation. She's not a trad christian girl if that's how she chooses to live. By definition a girl who chooses to not be a shameless whore, stay a virgin until marriage, date sensibly, not party etc. is the trad one, while the one who is on the internet bragging for attention about how BaSeD aNd TrAd she is, well, just look at Sarah. Many such cases. Sad.

It's a battlefield out there. It's not good. Most women really are just absolute shit-tier, but there are a few genuine ones out there. Just a shame that just playing the numbers it will be a tiny minority of men who land them.

But yeah, fuck Sarah and fuck Elijah.
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>>83878021
Cant take the current pope seriously desu
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JustEat substituted my rum and coke for brandy and tropical pepsi, drinkable but not a fan.
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>>83878415
>tropical pepsi

JUST saw this in Home Bargains and almost picked it up.

doesn't seem like they'd mix, as flavours, though. a hint of lime, fine, but tropical? wut.
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also what happened to bottled beers? still off the drink but i decided to check the status of ales and they were almost all in cans.

just a weird change. and i'm guessing you can't condition a beer in a can?
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>>83878415
bottle has blue paste on it. get a refund
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>>83878461
Can are cheaper for the consumer and cheaper for the manufacturer to transport (lighter) and less waste on breakages
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Lads, no seriously, how the fuck do I quit my porn addiction?
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>>83878504

Addiction Voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S53OjsF3z-w
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>>83878451
The pepsi is nasty and it doesn't go with brandy. Probably won't drink brandy again either.
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lets say I had 20k in the banklingtonshire, lets say I get sacked, assuming you need <6k to get UC gibs, can the DWP kvetch if I brought 14k worth of gold and didn't tell them? or will they team up with HMRC to see receipts for gold.
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reckon its possible to find a gf on the uk /soc/ thread?
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>>83878543
they might ask for 3 months' worth of bank statements and wonder why the fuck you DID have all that in your account.
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>>83878543
You would need to show them 4 months of bank statements before you sign on and once they see that you've spent 14 grand on gold the will deny your claim because gold is classed as an investment. So no you are out of luck I'm afraid.
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>>83878575
>>83878572
sakes, whats the point in ever saving then if jobs are so temperamental? id burn through that ridiculously fast without a job.
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>>83878552
I'm a woman? Do you need tips or something?
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>>83878665
I want a gf NOWWWW
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>>83878665
How many men have you slept with? How many men have you swallowed the cum of? How many men have fucked you up your arse?
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>Boomers just quietly exist challenge
Impossible. NEED to loudly yawn, smack my lips, groan, mouth breathe, mutter drivel under my breath 24/7
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*loudly yawns and smacks his lips afterwards*
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Just going to loudly announce and narrate every mundane thought I have every second of the day if that's alright
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Superbowl happened again, another notch in the culture war belt. The US really is just two polities forced to exist in the same geography and under the same government. Jay Z took over running the superbowl half time show in 2019 and in the seven years there's been one single white performer Eminem, and he was only allowed on stage alongside Snoop Dog, Kendrick Lamar, Dr Dre and a bunch of other black guys.

It really is just an anti-white gloat show, quite sickening really.
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>>83878744
Hate this sort of shit. What is it? What gives them these tics? Total inability to be still and quiet and peaceful.
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>>83878796
>What gives them these tics
old age, their bodies are fucked, everything hurts, they dont sleep properly and recover slower they're just old.
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>>83878774
The former CEO of Barclays Bank was talking about this sort of stuff with Epstein. They're laughing at us all.
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3rd spaffingham for today, was it not X
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>>83878868
What was your smut of choice lad?
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>>83878773
You've been awfully quiet since :(
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I don't even know how someone can just keep wearing shoes all the time. Shit is uncomfortable and bad for your circulation.
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Honestly find it mad that the escort I've been seeing likes LA Noire. She also said she played Assassin's Creed Black Flag.

Genuinely would never have thought she played games in a million years, even though she said she was shy when she was younger. She said she doesn't play games any more though.

Honestly can't believe I found her really.
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Escortmong has never had sex.
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>>83879012
Yeah I've always been shoes off, why would I wear shoes around the house dragging dirt all into the carpet and shit?
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>>83878504
It's hard if you've collected it. Only way is to wipe everything and convince yourself to never waste any more time. You'd have to go out more often too otherwise your brain will keep wanting it.
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>>83879025
>Assassin's Creed Black Flag

thats a good game
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>>83879049
Yeah think of all the dog shit particles and druggie spit you must walk in otherwise. I hate my dad never takes off his loud as fuck boots and just says "I'm going out in the garden soon" as some kind of reason.
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Off to beddingbury X

Indeed yes
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When are you migrating to /int/?
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>>83879186
Never. I have my loyalty to britfeel
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>>83879186
won't be doing that lid
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That's the propranolol kicking in. Time for another drink
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>>83879139
You spent approx 10% of your life awake. Do you need help?
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>>83879186
Never. /brit/ is too fast and even more spammy than here.
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Angela Rayner's flaps
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>>83879186
Can't use /int/ lad. Don't want lads to see my Turkish flag.
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You're not British if you don't speak with Received Pronunciation
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wish i could afford new shoes
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>>83879628
I bet they're very droopy. She probably has a loose vagina and constantly queefs when she walks.
She's a vile woman, unspeakably crass.
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I found another lollers lookalike, although this one has too much hair.
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He garn full scale again >>>/int/219132481
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>>83879719
christ lad thats grim, i wish i could help
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>>83879751
Is he going to invade our womfy thread with his hateful energy?
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Cannot be arsed with the cunt tonight honestly
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>>83879838
You'll be going to bed soon little lad x
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>>83877340
This pleases me. Has 'elens corpse reanimated yet?
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Bennies landing soon this weekends going to be booze filled and LUSH x
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I'm such a fat cunt now. I want to garn gym but I'm too socially anxious to go in one. Never been in a gym before.
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>>83879909
why not take up cycling
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>>83879916
That's not a bad idea desu. I have nowhere to go though being unemployed. People might think I'm like a weird paedo just aimlessly cycling around the place.
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>>83879953
>People might think I'm like a weird paedo just aimlessly cycling around the place.
made me laugh for some reason but im sure they wont
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>>83879906
This is why you will never amount to anything
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i would like to dedicate this post to the henry hoover
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im off to bed gud-night and dont let the thread drop off the catalog night gard, we're counting on you
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>>83880043
You're jelly and you're raging my lad keeek oh dear you are raging. Better go to your wittle beddy byed to be up for toil. It all on for free xx
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>>83880333
Your bennies are getting cut off. Laugh it up while you can, your time is coming to an end.
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>>83880366
Getting virgin vibes from this post
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>>83880419
Nice try. You have never been near a fanny since birth and you never will. Keep claiming those bennies, it really impresses the women lol.
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>>83880502
Nah not a virgin myself lad. It's interesting that you would find that so unbelievable though, the idea of a woman genuinely liking you for you.
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>>83880534
Just ignore him, lad. He's just a miserable wagie.
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>>83880534
>>83880555
Pathetic. Wallowing in your patheticness. You'll still be pathetic, even after your jealousy.
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Bro is fuming lol
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>>83880669
Gigacope. This is your life forever btw.
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>>83879953
>I have nowhere to go though being unemployed
sort of logic is this lad?
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Britfeel is dead. Just not the same.
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>>83880566
Why do you even post on britfeel? This has always been a pro NEET general. Go fuck off to Normiebook or something.
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>>83880822
Wagies rule britfeel now. The benniemongs keep losing, maybe next time it will be you. Tick tock.
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>>83880883
Benniemongs win by simply existing you fool. You work so we can live and it's lush.
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Ruth and her quim
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>>83880921
absolutely a stubbly innie
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Anyone else's appetite peak at night? I just necked some crisps after having me wot woodle and I STILL feel hungry. Might have to stick that lasagna in the microwave x
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good evening/morning, /britfrens/!

stayed up yesterday and went to Home Bargains all sleep-deprived and benzopilled with mate A. always good to get yourself out the house once in a while.

although, i've been eating pure shite lately and i'm getting pudgy. thought it was temporary bloating but i finally trimmed down the NEETbeard and was like, "what's this, why is there still chin underneath? ...oh."

need to sort this post-haste.
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uhh, ex-fucking-scuse me??
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>>83880933
clarabelless has a nice stubbly one.
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If you were born a girl, your life would be very different.
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I don't get why she does asmr and then takes her clothes off elsewhere. Just weird to me. Thought asmr was meant to be for nice girls.
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>>83881829
True lad. I'd have a cushy desk job and boyfriend buying me shit all the time for lying on my back a few times a month.
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Honestly they must make these articles to make men hate women. Social media officer isn't a proper job. She will coast life never doing any meaningful work.
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>>83881851
shan't be reading this article, mostly because i just spilled pop all over my desk and i'm typing this while that realisation kicks in.

but if it is actually a social media job, why does she have to commute to an office?
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>>83881821
She looks like she had bad breath.
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>Ooh look at me. I have my iPhone, my MacBook with my girly stickers all over it and let me hold up this cup of sugary slop to prove how successful I am hehe. Go girlies!

Foid cunt. They'd be killing themselves if they had to do actual work like men.
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>>83881864
Eye candy for the male wagies, keeps them motivated to work long hours for minimum wage
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>>83881840
>>83881851
>>83881873
You already had a meltdown over this yesterday
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>>83881867
She probably has bubblegum breath and is a very nice introverted girl in real life.
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>>83881873
That face just screams "I'm pure evil!"
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>>83881864
Because in Wales she didn't want to do a proper job so she commutes to Liverpool to play on her phone in an office. She does fuck all work in reality. Company only hired her because she has big tits and looks young/beautiful. She has no worth beyond that.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lilymayedwards/video/7548188723972836630
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ruthmong barring any incidents you will live for another 40-50 years how does that make you feel?
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>>83881923
She pays taxes thus contributing to society.
You don't.
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>>83881963
What kind of car do you drive, lad?
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>The Renault Megane Sedan is the most popular car in Turkey
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>>83881926
I'll be dead probably by suicide long before then.

>>83881936
I'm not paying taxes and working at the bottom to benefit her. She can pay taxes towards the rising number of unemployed men.
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>>83881964
I can't drive. I don't have the privilege of affording driving tests and a car.

>>83881894
She would honestly seems the sort to accuse men of sexual harassment for simply glancing her way.
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>I can't drive
No wonder he can't get laid
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>>83882015
trick is to just 'own it'.

after your seventh or eighth 'i just never learned how to ride a bike, so what?' or 'well it's not like i CHOSE this penis', any lovers or mates are already locked in 8-)
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on my own, personal yesterday-Xanax, i just wandered off to the shops with a friend and then ambled home with food in tow and had a snooze.

no obligations like waging for me. i'd 100% get sacked for just not turning up.
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Did too many opioids now I can't poo
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>>83881963
>Fiat 500
Takes 5 seconds to set off after a green light
Does 40 on a 50
Does 20 on a 30
Takes forever exiting junctions
Never indicates on roundabouts
Somehow completely capable of parking properly though
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Women eh? They just don't want to work some job...it has to be a girly job like model, influencer, fashion vlogger or social media officer. If they can't make it they end up selling their bodies to rich old men or get on the onlyfans.
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>>83882378
i WISH i knew that feel ;_;
had my last two codeines, last tramadol, and last DHC yesterday. then wandered out to the shops.

got some of that senna in from Home Bargains, though. 99p! bloody heck lads, real life has some good deals.
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britfeel is full of drug users, incels and paedophiles
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Me and Ebin comparing our penis sizes
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knackered af me desu senpai wish i had a comfy life like ruthmong
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I'm on the bog right now
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>>83882661
>I'm on the bog right now
Proof?
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>>83882661
now TAHTS what i call 'shitposting' LOL
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>>83882661
Just got OFF the big now! Great minds think alike.
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we all exceeding that overdraft in life x
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>>83882702
Could be worse. x
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>>83882697
Just misspelt bog. Go on. Take me. Mongboy me in the morning, I cannot delete it.
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Me? Can't stand poor people
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taxi coming in 30 mins, not sure ive got time for a shit, but i feel like having one.
One of lifes true dilemmas..
Had a banana for breakfast, that was my mistake.
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>>83882733
Why do you need a taxi?
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>>83882716
you're right me lad.

not worried this time. i reckon i can get cleared funds by 3pm. just feel stupid for going to the shops and paying on card. wasn't thinking tbqh.
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>>83882743
Going to Dr's for injection, usually i get the bus, but according to the bus app that route isnt running today. It's usually once every 2 hours.
idk
I did have a shit.
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>>83882804
take the bicycle
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>>83882804
Bus wanker x
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Not been on a bus since 2012. Are they still smelly, dirty and full of weirdo dole spastics?
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>>83882891
Youre a smelly, dirty weirdo dole spastic
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just pwned a bunch of fa/tv/irgins who claim there isn't meat in Pokemon.
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How can I stop thinking about the escort so much lads?

She seemed quite cold towards me at the end of our last meeting. IDK if it was just her preparing for her next client or what, or the fact that I couldn't stay hard during penetration this time and she had to finish me with her hands. But it pissed me off. She seemed distant.

I agreed to see her again on Sunday 22nd but after that I might avoid her for a while, or at least not immediately arrange the next meeting.

I also think I need to get back on NoFap to restore sensitivity to my penis again. I'm seriously annoyed I couldn't stay hard during penetration.
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Dr Shipman thread on outer /r9k/, if anyone is interested.
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>>83883044
I had a look and its shit
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>>83882961
Remember reading somewhere that they do eat pokemon it's in one of the pokedex entries. I bet this poor Tauros was chopped up and turned into a sirloin steak. Not right!
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Morning morning morning all good lads.
I hope you're well and in good spirits even though it's bloody raining again!
What you watching, what you playing, what you listening to?
Got Now 90s channel playing on my Kodi box.
Completed Vanquished, it was a decent space shooter and I finished Horizon Zero Dawn again. I got 60% of the trophies, so I'm well happy.
Don't know what to play next, maybe COD Ghosts or Hitman Absolution.
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>>83883114
Fuck off dirty nonce rat
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>>83883087
>nooo that dastardly TEAM ROCKET are cutting off SLOWPOKETAILS!
>btw their tails regenerate like geckos, and they're too dopey to feel anything.

why the FUCK should i care, then?
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>>83882961
>>83883087
This is why autistic people ruin things. Nobody had to ask this question, nobody really cared. Pokemon was a fun adventure in a cool setting, but now if you talk about it you get some reddit-tier cunt pop their head in with a stupid smirk and say hnnnnngggggg DiD yOu KnOw ThEy EaT pOkEmOn?!?!?
Like, no? Who cares? The world and the games literally don't change or get better or anything by obsessing over this sort of gay minutiae. Fuck off.
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>>83883124
That's cool art, is it just a mockup or is it from a romhack or something?
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>>83883119
Exactly what I was thinking. Hitman Absolution would be a change of pace, more strategy and stealth are needed. I'm glad we had this talk.
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>>83883128
i think there are settings where the obsessive minutiae/trivia matters (and can even be interesting) and settings where it doesn't.

e.g. i expect Star Trek to have a reasonably consistent timeline. or they establish some basic concept like 'Romulans brew Romulan ale' and then that's just part of the world. not 'remember ROMULAN ALE?!?!', it's just a drink.

but then Doctor Who bounces all over the place. one Jon Pertwee episode they had a cross-species, extragalactic empire by 2150 or so. then a few stories later, humans were still setting up the first colonies in the 23rd century. doesn't matter.

for me, Pokemon's problem is that it went from comfy urban fantasy with monsters + a few high-tech gadgets, to a shiny utopian science-fiction setting.
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>>83883128
Oh I was wrong it was established that they did early on. This aired in the 90s. I thought they mentioned it in the later games.

Calm down little lad. It's just two people talking about little Pokemon facts, no need to have a mega mong melty over it.
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Don't worry lads, the Crown Prosecution Service's lead prosecutor for child sex abuse cases, Nafir Afzal OBE(!), insisted that there's no racial or religious motivation behind the rape gangs, oh sorry, "grooming gangs".

He was so convinced in fact, that despite all evidence and testimony to the contrary, he never once recommended the additional charges of racial or religious aggravation to any prosecutions he has to reluctantly undertake.
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>>83883134
https://retroredrawn.com/johto/
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>>83883218
It's funny how the media tried to sell us Nazir Afsal as some sort of 'Model Muslim' and then it came out that he's just another ethnic activist who hates white people just like the rest of them
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>>83883222
Damn that's really cool, love theis sort of reimagined classic graphics style. Really wish a romhack could look like this; closest thing I've seen is Emerald Seaglass.
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Feel pure shit, actually close to collapsing
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>internet fren from 20 years ago is working on a Zelda GBC remake
>decades after he tricked news outlets that he was making 'Ocarina of Time 2D'
>now nobody trusts him to actually finish it
wew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY6LmISYUZI
looks cool though. even if GameMaker is cheating a bit.
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>>83883218
This kind of shit really pisses me off. How can anyone sit there with a straight face and say there's no conflict of interest here? I genuinely cannot imagine having such seething hatred for a group of people that you would play this level of denial game and actually work to try and reduce the sentences of fucking child rapists as much as possible just because they're you're own ethnic in-group. I get that this is how most of the world works, but we had a nice little thing in white european countries for a good time where we overcame such absurd and destructive tribalism, but now because we have to accept the world into our borders that just goes out the window and we have to put up with a permanent underclass of ethnic rapists. Forever. Fucking wonderful, what progress!
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SeasideZOMBOID Update.

We finally made it to the local petrol station for a quick snack and drink break. He right on the outskirts of Wareham. He got long way yet to go to Swanage and the boat to Cornwall. Mostly he needs to continue scouting out the area around his base and finding maps and things to help plot out the route he's going to take. It's dangerous going out alone, if his car breaks far enough from safety he's as good as dead.
He been trying to get some proper curtains and nicer furniture into his gaffe.

>>83879868
He buried 'elen at start when he found her zombified in the shed. :(
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Corr it's fucking freezing this morning. Gonna put that heating on for a bit
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>>83883355
My heating is always on because I don't live in a third world shithole
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He finally amassed a little collection of scratch-cards. He'll beat the bookies this time.
He's going to be quids in once this crackpocalypse blows over and he's in a nice bungalow in Cornwall (with sea views). His bedroom full of dosh too, lots of money to be found out there.
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I bet lollers is fuming that reform will ban wfh. Got to pay those multimillionaire big city landlords somehow!
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Four quid. It's not fucking great. The effort of going through wallets and raiding corner shops for valid ones isn't worth it. Still, he get the winning one eventually... need more scratchies.
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>>83883393
He will be in prison soon anyway so I doubt he'll care
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>old.reddit.com/r/IsItBullshit/comments/1qtx0tw/isitbullshit_is_umaxwellhill_ghislaine_maxwells/
>(((plebbit))) kike mods doing damage control and locking the OP so their liberal commie pedophilia won't get exposed

Typical
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Doing some random bets on jap footie for that dopamine woost
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Nevermind its asian champions league not the jap league. Bets have already been placed though
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>>83883393
I don't work for a British company, and 90% of the operation works from home.
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Yeah these new captchas are fucking impossible to solve
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HMMMmmb. Now this is an interesting advertisement he just found back at the petrol station. He write it down on his map where it is. He currently on a fuel run, he fill up his cans and car to full and takes the time to have a little browse properly through the shop now the crackheads are all shot up.
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need to buy a hex key set and its expensive af, not rite imo how the squeeze the common man
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>>83883498
Gookmoot desperate for everyone to buy passes.
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I am turning into a crab
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I am turning into an incel
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>>83883398
Big doubts.
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>>83883507
Planning on cursing somebody?
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>>83883498
i keep shitting myself but they all have a 'knack'.

the 1-2-3 steps/triangle ones, just check whether the white squares are adjacent to each other, diagonal, or have a gap between them. which is then the odd one out?

the charm bracelet diamond ones, basically similar. e.g. they alternate X-O-X-O... but then one has an X-X or an O-O in there? or vice versa, where the X-O-X-O is the odd one out.

the T ones, similar story, is the dot on the top of the top hat, the middle of the brim, or the edge of the brim?

hard to explain but i hope you can see what i mean. before long it's a quick visual 'ping' in your brain, a lot of the time you don't even need every image, or you know it MUST be the final one before you even see it.
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>old.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1r0b866/chatgpt_even_shuts_down_questions_about_epstein/

Lol at these plebbitor NPC midwit trannies blaming le ebul orange man rather than the jews
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>>83883128
Oh you mentioned [pop culture franchise] HEHEHE FACTOID ANECDOTE INCOMING HEHE OH OH I KNOW DID YOU KNOW MEW CANONICALLY GIVES BIRTH. NO NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S JUST WHEN THEY USED MEW'S DNA TO MAKE MEWTWO old on a min, do you require the additional factoid of how mewtwo was made can I do that one as well?? :D oh okay... anyway though IN THE DIALOGUE TRANSLATION FROM THE MANSION LOGS IT SAID "1996: MEW GAVE BIRTH" IN JAPANESE BUT THEY CENSORED IT IN ENGLISH BUT LATER ON IT WAS ADDED. SO LIKE... MEW GIVES BIRTH. IN CANON. LIKE CANONICALLY :O ISN'T THAT COOL. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID YOU DAE KNOW THAT? WILL YOU COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY NEXT WEEK I'M TURNING 37.
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>>83883556
That sounds complicated af, i didnt even have the attention span to read your whole post. Pls keep it shorter
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>>83883507
4 quid is a lot to you?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/G4GADGET-14PCS-Hex-Allen-Metal/dp/B07Q762TDP
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>>83883565
Not him but, git gud.
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Britfeel is slow now because too many lads cannot solve the captcha to post
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>>83883556
I give them names like dimond, double dimond, ray, fishtail, spaceship.
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>old.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1r0k8oj/rep_thomas_massie_on_the_i_loved_the_torture/
>"Loved the torture video" - Sultan Bin Sulayem to (((Epstein))), 2009

What did Sultan Bin Sulayem mean by this?
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kek, this lassie does piss videos
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>>83883604
Looks like she's trying to shit.
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>Bin Sulayem also emailed Epstein telling him, "the Ukrainian and the Moldavian arrived. Big disappointment the Moldavian is not as attractive as the picture."[21] Epstein suggested that the women had enhanced their looks with Photoshop, to which Bin Sulayem replied, "Not only that she was too short and skinny."[21]

So the dubai chocolate/porta potty stories are all true

Why are slavic women like this
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>>83883594
same. got like 'heart' and 'arrow' and all that.

honestly, it's the stars that do me in. i can immediately spot the different stars, they just register to me like letters. but now that they overlap EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY, it throws me off.

tbqh i preferred it when there were more types of stars, as long as they were spaced apart.
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God Croydon is a shit hole
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAv98BFbJQM
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Hope HHL is able to solve the new captchas
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>>83883639
He has a pass afaik
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>>83883619
Bruh, IKTF. Closely grouped stars when you're stoned are difficult. Thankfully I'm on the odd dice and 3 shapes odd one out.
That will learn me to distro hop and have to start from the beginning on the CAPTCHAs.
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>Literally every single thing about the epkike stuff is deeply and unequivocally judaic + mossad-adjacent in nature
>Yet these room temperature IQ plebbitor NPC trannies chimp around and go "TRUMP! FASCISM!" (despite zion don himself being one of the most tremendous kikesuckers around, having kike family ties thru his kike SIL et al)

Amazing isn't it
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busty nigerian nurse wanking off HHL into a beaker
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>>83883667
The world needs to burn, in order to grow anew.
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>>83882697
>OFF the big now!
Absolute mongboy.

>>83882720
x
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Remember when the mongboy didn't know what poking meant?
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>>83883698
hillaritry ensued
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>>83883698
are you still screaming and creasing de lid de lad de lod de lud
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>>83883711
Nope, just thought, what a mong.
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>>83883471
Good I'm glad to see that you will be safe in the 2030s.
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>>83883511
Crossy left because of the captchas
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>>83883724
the kids won't be safe though
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>>83883736
You still upset that the thread likes lollers more than any other poster?
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>>83883562
Lugia gives birth. There's a little baby one featured in one of the episodes.
https://youtu.be/wbKjzIlu93g?feature=shared
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>>83883742
Nobody here likes lollers except other paedophiles
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>>83883663
i use fresh cookies every time but i've never actually had it get easier over one session ;_; i've had a go on my phone and yeah: you solve three or four and then it cuts the images down, then it just says you don't need it. STOP ENCOURAGING PHONEPOSTERS 4CHAN!

anyway >>83883565 here's an example. sorry for flitting back and forth between images, i'm on that xanax so my brain is a bit slow(er than usual). but doing this does help you visually spot the differences!

#1: it's the one where the two white squares are diagonal, not adjacent.
#2: four squares, no lines, no weird pixellation (i consider this one the 4chan logo!)
#3: it's a T.

for the five-in-a-row charm bracelets it's similar to #1, just spot adjacents. for the T with a dot, just check whether it's in the middle, on the stem, or on the crossbar (either side, doesn't matter).
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>>83883754
Yer a big fat liar.
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>>83883566
Fucking hell Mark needs to wash that cup out it looks like the mark has exhaled the TMAU smell and gone all over the glass cup. Grim as fuck.
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sneaky britfeel trying to make it past the morning eh. mate i KNOW the bevvy is calling your name
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Gonna watch some Precure today. Got some Precum just thinking about it.
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>>83883758
Yer a big fat paedophile
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>>83883772
Lollers is one of the soundest lads here and he's not a nonce he just likes cute anime girus.
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>>83883778
Why are you defending a paedophile, lad?
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>>83883772
Nope, I'm neither a paedophile nor fat.
Why didn't you deny being a big fat liar? Bit sus that, not going to lie, unlike YOU.
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>>83883757
>i've had a go on my phone and yeah: you solve three or four and then it cuts the images down, then it just says you don't need it. STOP ENCOURAGING PHONEPOSTERS 4CHAN!
Woah, thank you for confirming my suspicions that they are inspecting browser IDs.
Cricky, I'm glad I've never had those wavy ones.
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>>83883781
Cause I'm sick of people denouncing anime on an anime site so get fucked.
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Would you let Lollers look after your sprog for a few hours?
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Spastic posting mp4s of captchas now ffs
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>>83883800
I'll look after your face with my fist you bellend.
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>>83883792
Normal anime is fine but Lollers posts children in sexual poses
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>>83883815
>Normal anime is fine but Lollers posts children in sexual poses
Proof?
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he just want to 'upset' someone, the thought of him having any impact on someone elses life gives his little willy a twich as he sits on 4chan all day everyday
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>>83883813
dirty nonce rat kys we dont want your kind here
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>>83883825
No, we don't want your kind here anon.
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>After a long, empowering and fulfilling period of getting shat on by sheikhs and sultans in dubai, i'm FINALLY ready to settle down and have a family.
>Today's your lucky day, boyim. You get to bankroll me and Chad's son for the rest for your life.
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I have never once saw Lollers post anything other than innocent cute girls.
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Britfeel isn't a nonce safe haven. You creeps need to leave.
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>poster says 'chomping at the bit'
>mongboy.jpg is suspiciously quiet

noticed this a few times now. not sure what his criteria is.

(heheheh)
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>>83883839
Fuck off you little nonce I'll watch Sailor Moon with my cock in hand if I like.
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PAEDOPHILES OUT
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>>83883839
Britfeel isn't a Turkish safe haven Mehmet
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>>83883845
That's a real saying. It means being eager for something.
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gently pulling on lollers' ponytail then kissing his neck
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It's OK lads, I'm off out in a bit on my lunch hour. He can switch to wrecking lads that haven't posted here in years and literally who YouTubers.
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>>83883851
Rather have a turk here than a paedophile
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>>83883870
>literally who YouTubers
Ebin?
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>>83883870
what are you getting for lunch
my money is a meal deal (TESCO IS BEST FUCK YOU ALL)
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>>83883678
Average Nigerian nurse looks like an overweight aged-out schoolmarm.
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so what are your plans for when the weather gets good? im thinking of going down to the river for a bit just to be there
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>>83883902
Staying in my boxroom wanking desu
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>>83883914
solid plan, cant fault it
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>>83883873
Turkmong confirmed. We know you're a paedo as well.
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>>83883919
Just wish I wasn't hooked on futa porn to be honest lad, this shit is like crack and legit needs to be banned at the fibre optic cable level, hardwired in.
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>>83883902
some minor hawg maintenance followed by some light hawg cranking
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>>83883920
Funny how we're not dying on our arse, despite the faggot's attempts to kill the thread. Literally trying for years, yet here we are.
No wonder he's seething, I'd be annoyed if I found out I was useless and being laughed at constantly.
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>>83883889
I have an independent bakery/deli near me. I'm going to get some tomato soup and a beef baguette. And I'll have a narna for afters.
What are you getting for lunch, mate?
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>>83883920
Ruthmong is not Turkish, but you carry on with this absurd narrative lad.
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Choon time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuxbvE9wcjs
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>>83883924
ive seen a few good futas on /gif/ where do you get yours?
>>83883928
jealous i am, i only have a bicycle
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More choon posting.
Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Spot o bauhaus, oh yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKk
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>>83883960
>where do you get yours?
r34, twitter, f95, a few other places that are less reliable like svscomics or erofus
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Just saw a bloke in Nottingham city centre that looked like SSM
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>>83883954
>absurd narrative
Just like many of the britfeel posts, so what's your problem with this one?
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>>83883889
for me it's Sainsbury's. sorry for the TikTok repost (couldn't find a photo). if you find one with these hot food counters AND a Costa machine, it's all included.
3.75 or whatever it is now, that's netting you a hot chicken sandwich, a freshly-brewed mocha, and an upmarket bag of crisps.
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>>83883947
not going out so probably nothing/and or plastic cup of coke (not the fun kind) and maybe a chocolate bar
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I really like this choon lads, it uplifts muh weary soul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waD2WxEFUlk
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every single personality is a nonce isn't a absurd narrative
craggles and other vloggers posting in britfeel isn't a absurd narrative
personality and vloggers doing the whacky thing you just made up isn't a absurd narrative
but a shutin turk spamming british threads and seething until everyone leaves is a absurd narrative?
odd that, we can only play his sanctioned make believe in his thread
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>>83883954
>Ruthmong is not Turkish
Hahahahaha fez on kebab on dickhead
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>>83883960
i am a bicycle enjoyer also which seems to send everyone into a fit of rage

>"WHY are you on a BICYCLE when you have MOTORBIKE anon??
*eh i felt like riding muh bicycle today*
>"REEEE NOOO you MUST GET A 1000CC OK?? I KNOW I CANT RIDE A MOTORBIKE TO SAVE MY LIFE BUT YOURS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE REEEE


For short journeys (local shop, friends house) it much easer to grab the ol bicycle and cycle instead of trailing the motorbike out,starting it up, putting all the gear on, getting all the wet gear on, to ride it for less than 5 minutes and show up soaking wet (with no where to dry anything of course)

This baffles all of my friends (not many) as they cant get past the "but its quicker on the motorbike anon hurrrrr"
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Last one, as I need to do some cleaning, but wasting muh energy dancing in muh chair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LFxr2bUEUY
Ok, last 2. Say what you want, but sophie made some absolute bangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw
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>>83884012
Funny that init
yOU cARrY oN wiTH tHiS aBsUrd NaRraTiVe LAD whoahahahaha
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Currently watching 1v1 basketball on the internet. Actually pretty entertaining. Sorta wish I got into basketball when I was a young un.
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The absurd narrative that's been known for 3+ years
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Absurd narratives on tap x
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>>83884046
My arse could be a basket for your ball, lid.
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I do enjoy how he catches him self out constantly with his terrible grasp of the English language kek
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Saaaaaaar x
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>>83884027
All your evidence is based on an image of Pepe with the same filename. Pepe is a fucking mascot on 4chan
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>>83884085
Absurd narrative turkish mong lmao x
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>>83884085
Personally it's how you are obviously a creepy brown foreign mong who goes gaga for white girls and wants to move to England to join a grooming gang. If it quacks like a duck etc
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>>83884085
When has evidence ever mattered when other 'absured' narratives are being ran in /letspretendfeel/?
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Turkmong on a Mehmeltdown and that is lush x
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scrooge McDuck pepe golld coins liquid ahottt saaaar
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another day to sip from the demoralising campaign again is it king?
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Ruthmong won x
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Did the things for today, didn't i X

Now for some womfy lunchinghams
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Think my arse is having a meltdown, I've had 3 shits already today.
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>>83884137
In 3 years you will be winning the 40 year old Turkish virgin award lel xx
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mum said she could tell I'm off my SSRIs
don't feel like I need em, thought I'd made progress desu
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Saar this is absurd narrative saaaar
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i am behind on my things for today.
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>>83883024
Just stop seeing her. Forget about her. You are clearly incapable of paying for sex, you want a girlfriend and partner and fall in love with any woman who shows you a crumb of pussy.

You are destined for a lifetime of being alone. The best thing you can do is stop seeing prozzies because it's just gonna make you unhappy.
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sparking out mongboys again today, never get tiring.
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Replying to your shit gimmick 4 hours later is it
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Sexy escorts corrr
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>>83884164
Why'd you go off them, lid? Think you're better than us?
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>>83884200
You've never sparked out anyone. You are a virgin with tiny wrists
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>>83884232
you're next then
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Chaddington-on-the-roast
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The Italian curling lassie is a proper cutie de lids.
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It is what it is, is it not X
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>>83884224
Escort cosworth's make muh willy go big.
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>>83884199
I fear you might be right lad.
I will see her on the 22nd but after that I might stop.
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It cannot be helped, can it now

Nay x
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1d67vdlk1ko

Looks like I'll be deleting my discord
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thumbs up if you've been sparked out
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>Mummy they're running their own narattive about the character I made up. This isn't the lets pretend I want to play, make them stop mummy, I don't like this game now.
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>>83884273
thoroughly clocked
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>>83884257
too right lad fucking corrr

never mind some banged out slag, fast fucking fords de lids
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for me it's a mitsubishi lancer oh aye
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see, if a car has an injection engine its automatically a turn off for me
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also for me is a classic volkswagen rabbit oh aye
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How are the captchas not self evident to some of you?
Just because you finished school without being taught how to teach yourself doesn't give you an excuse not to educate yourself correctly now you're an adult.
Also it's pissing down and i've just taken 1000mg of testosterone and will fuck your mum if she bends over.
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A grown man sat in his boxroom playing IRL hard man on an anonymous website isn't an absurd narrative.
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A grown man sat in his boxroom reading IRL hard man posts on an anonymous website isn't an absurd narrative.
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Message to crossy. The captchas get easier once to do more of them. For me some times it says verification not needed or something. Miss his little 3am musings like you wouldn't believe.
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no post today. think i can conclude i have received 1 (one) birthday card, 1 (uno) present, and no money.

not that i'm entitled, mind. but if my brother repaid all the cocaine money i lent him, that would be half my overdraft sorted.
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Not just a grown man; when someone turns 18 they're technically a 'grown man'. But a fucking FORTY year old. Just fucking boggles the mind.
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>>83884325
We need to do something about the ugliness epidemic. Why the fuck does everyone turn into an overweight orc when they hit middle age? It's visual terrorism.
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imagine telling a girl you don't have a driving licence
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>>83884342
Wouldn't ever tell her, just fake it til I make it. She can't be unsexxed once she finds out after we shag lol.
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>>83884230
served their purpose, took the edge off a downturn
don't wanna fry my brain being on that stuff too long lad
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Kind of insane how russian + ukrainian men are blowing each other up while their women (slavettes being the most prolific whores on the planet) are busy getting all their holes stretched out by every shade of fecaloid under the sun, far away from the (((frontline)))

Imo
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No one claimed they were not reading the messages you desperate for a win manchild lmfao.
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>>83884325
Sean is actually a decent looking lad to be fair. If he didn't have the pedo stache he'd be a chad.
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>>83884368
cunt is built like a golf club
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>>83884325
Why does Sean's grandad look a little bit like Sam Allardyce?
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>BRAND NEW HIGH TECH SUPER CITY WITH PARKS AND SHOPS AND BUSINESSES AND NICE NEW HOUSES AND INFRASTRUCTURE!
>*whispers* 40% of housing will be for the permanent state-dependent underclass of orcs
>AMAZING NEW ENDEAVOUR TO SHAKE UP THE NATION AND BRING VITALITY BACK TO THE LAND!
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Still waiting for any of yous handsome devils to prove you're better looking than HHL
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>>83884368
he is also a paedophile
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>>83884394
I would be if I wasn't so fat tbqh. Used to be a handsome fella.
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>>83884397
They don't call him little Sean for nothing
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>>83884397
Are those his social workers at the back?
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>>83884397
Those dead mong eyes are a dead giveaway. Like staring into a deep, retarded abyss.
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He's going full mental off his meds anonymous oh my days
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>>83884397
Just needs to eat more and lift weights regularly.

Has that weird scrawny goblin build and face a lot of people in the North East do though.
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If Sean's neck falls over in a forest and nobody hears it did it really happen?
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How many pictures of Sean have you got saved lad?
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>>83884322
Happy (probably belated) birthday anon.
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>>83884280
>narattive
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he's just going for that Oswald Mosley look.
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Change of posting style, change of personality to pwn, same narratives
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If a normal person impregnates a downie is it illegal? Wonder what the sprog would be like. Or if a downie spunked inside a British rose? Mad.
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>>83884280
Mummy I'm supposed to be a handsome WHITE BRITISH shut in lad that looks like Tobey Maguire that goes on night walks and does audits like I see british lads do on youtube. That's what british lads get up to. Mummy I want to live in england like Love Actually where the white british rose angel lasses live. Mummy I'm not supposed to be the Istanbul whacky man. NO NO NO IM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME!!!!
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>>83884325
I see big Paige is there too x
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you're all rattled and its lush x
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God i hate slavic women lol

Not a fan, nay
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>>83884467
Looks like a dog crawled onto her head and died.
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>>83884419
It's 2 random women in the background of a photo lmao. Why would "social workers" sit 2 rows behind him. Retard.
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>>83884484
Gotta watch him incase he hurts himself innit
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Mad lad why don't you post your POA and I'll knock on your door and spit in your mums face before battering you in your box room.
Post POA you wont
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>>83884463
presumably they handle capacity/consent on a case-by-case basis? the flip side of this would be telling people "sorry, YOU can't have kids" and there's a word for that.

that said, Katie Price's son is now a blind, severely autistic young adult. she was told at every turn "your child's quality of life will be horrendous". but she just really wanted a sprog.
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>>83884484
Probably there to change his nappy at half time
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>>83884465
Statistically Ruthmong probably has relatives in grooming gangs who moved to England. White girls are the centre of the universe for those brown mongs (like Ruthmong)
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>>83884484
>Why would "social workers" sit 2 rows behind him. Retard.
You don't get it lad that's the totally NOT absurd narrative, now play lets pretend with the online babby man like he wants us to
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Really hope I can move to York someday.
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Little Turkish lad upset by absurd narratives lmao x
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Really hope I can move to Oldham one day.
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>Let's pretend I'm Ruthmong
xD
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what the fuck is a POA
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>>83884523
You'll be in Ankara for the rest of your days fez boy x
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Really hope I can move to Grimsby someday.
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>>83884539
Price on application, lad. You have to ask for the price.
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Really hope I can move to Swanage one day.
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>>83884543
No I need to move from southern England for a better life up north. There is nothing for me here.
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Got another TV licence letter. Fuckers won't leave me alone.
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>>83884547
What, does the soft lad mean post code what is a POA.
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>>83884555
You don't live anywhere in England. You live in Turkey.
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I wonder if she'll still be attractive in 5 years. She'll be almost 30.
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>>83884555
Where is 'here' lad?
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>>83884567
Most girls hit the wall at 30.
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poa = proof of address. i thought you were all intelligent in britfeel
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>>83884558
Must be a turkish thing lad
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proof of age, you know what he wants
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>>83884562
Not true. I don't have a passport and never left England.

>>83884569
England down south near cliffs.
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>>83884585
More proof he's a wrongun
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>>83884580
>all intelligent
No one ever said this ever about britfeel, ever, not even once.
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seethemong is so boring
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>>83884567
Really none of your business to be fair. Creepy Turk drooling over white girls. You lot are all like this.
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>>83884580
Not one native English speaker uses PROOF OF ADDRESS in every day life. POA is power of attorney for fuck sakes ha ha ah. You'd just say post address lol.
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>>83884588
>England down south near cliffs
So Hastings. You said you didn't live there when previously challenged.
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>>83884567
She's not attractive now mate.
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>>83884606
It's a crypto term you fucking retard. Hahahahaha
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plan of action? he's stated HIS intent, what's yours? maybe you could collaborate, get a Trello going.
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>>83884510
shit attempt at being me that lad. better be careful I don't spark you out next, cockroach.
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>>83884588
>Not true
It is
> I don't have a passport
You don't have a British passport, driving license, birth certificate, you're not on British benefits despite being unemployed over a decade, you can't show a British flag on /int/, all for the same reason. You're not British.
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>subtotal: 18.95
>shipping: 10.99
>total: 29.94

OH FUCK OFF! I hate how everything is so fucking expensive in this shit country.
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>>83884620
Ok zoomer lad, it isn't, but ok.
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Prime Ostralian Arse
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Ruthlad have you applied for bennies yet?
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y'all stay cosy tonight. them riders, they on the storm.
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>>83884575
I don't think she will if she stops drinking alcohol and stays out of the sun. She's a scottish beauty.

>>83884603
True I guess. Just a fan.

>>83884615
You have shit taste then.
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>>83884607
He is not from no Hastings or nowhere in this country. "near cliffs" is because he learned about Beachy Head from the internet like everything else he learned about England off the internet.
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>>83884620
>It's a crypto term

it's not doing very well, this one.
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>>83884510
KPH, Sutton Road Maidstone Kent ME15 9BZ
you won't.
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>>83884646
Sean doesn't even post here anymore. He posts in /brit/ now.
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>>83884661
You're a Turkish brown mong though, why are you even commenting on Scottish girls in a different country. Proper creepy.
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>>83884665
GOD NO W ITS ALL A BIG JOKE ITS ALL A BIG FUCKING JOKE
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>>83884674
You're wrong lad. Put the trip back on.
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>>83884654
Can't apply for bennies as too mentally ill and lazy. Hate my sad life desu.
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little sean manning two laptops, his phone, sandras phone, and kevs phone. hehe x
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Is there a narrative where you're not a boring, repetitive, anonymous mong making the posts we've seen hundreds of times?

Now do the post where I'm reading it all xD
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might sleep, lads
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>>83884674
/brit/ aren't playing along with him today, he goes to whichever thread will reply to his daily posting routines
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>>83884701
This is probably my fav Sean pic
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>>83884694
what did he ming by dis.
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>>83884685
Can't apply for UK benefits because you're not a UK citizen. You can apply for benefits in your country (Turkey), if they have them.
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>>83884715
Always gives me a good chuckle, I think it's my favourite too.
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>>83884701
its as if for one moment a corpse sprang to life for a photo. but if you told me the man in this photo was actually in fact dead and this was one of those weird funerals where they prop the dead person into a pose and you take a photo - i would honestly just assume youre correct.
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>>83884724
Honestly my mother should apply for PIP or something as a carer. Don't know why she won't do it. I'd give her maybe half of it.
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Turkmong's dream is to be a white british lad on disability benefits in the land of British rose lasses. Our reality is his dream and we take it for granted.
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>>83884766
>Don't know why she won't do it.
Because there's no PIP in Turkey
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sick of this thread. you're all a bunch of cack-handed chocolate-chancers.
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Hopefully seethemong will leave soon so we can have a comfy thread again without his spam where he pretends everyone in the thread is sean.
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what's PIP? proof of postage?
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>>83884790
report and move on. you might think it does nothing, but sometimes you refresh and 80 posts have suddenly disappeared. it lush.
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>>83884796
kekked lid
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>>83884786
Nerve touched? lol
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The whacky man is throwing a strop because his dollys are going off script
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>just report it it means they'll go away!
>its the vpn boogeyman!
>its a fake email they won't send it!!!
>its blurred because its FAKE!

whoahahahahah
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This Turkish mong is pushing 40 ffs
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>>83884823
You really miss him don't you. Without him you have nothing besides pretending he's still here. Hoping that if you spam his pictures enough you can convince yourself other replies are him.
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>>83878711
>How many men have you slept with?
three

>How many men have you swallowed the cum of?
none

>How many men have fucked you up your arse?
one

>>83884636
you're not going to believe why
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i'll spark you out clean, 'nuff said.
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>>83884840
You are either a larping man or a vile slut, but most likely the former.
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>you're not going to believe why

pee girl is here to tell us about capitalism.
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>>83884838
>replies are him
I don't think he needs to imagine that, sean.
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What would you do if Veitch started filming you in Manchester?
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>>83884842
Post arms, you won't
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>>83884851
Oh of course, I'm sean, everyone in the thread is sean. Well done.
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For me? It's watching Magical Girl animes marketed for pre-teen girls.
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forgot to preheat my electric blanket.
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>>83884850
It's not a girl, it's a bloke
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>>83884842
You alri little lad?
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>>83884701
Gotta take what you can get
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>>83884852
Laugh at him because he will be in court again soon for being a cunt.
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>>83884872
Knew that was a false flag when you did the first Apu filename. Boring and predictable.
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>>83884882
>you
Of course, yes! I am THAT personality. Well done!
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>>83884852
i'd do nothing. I'd listen, and that's what no one else did.
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He's known as the Ankara sultan of whacky
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>>83884872
That was you desperately trying to create drama. Your life is pathetic x
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new clean slate fresh edish >>83884900
new clean slate fresh edish >>83884900
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Remember ruthmong used to post that Turkish asmr girl he was angry that she left Turkey. All makes sense now
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>>83884901
You're chasing shadows lol
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hehe
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mongboys been rumbled posting the same old pics hahahaha, maybe it is time to rename the apu collection nonceboy
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>>83884914
Nobody fell for it either. Now its just sitting there as a failed attempt. Bet you thought that was going to be a big epic 5+(You)er. Embarrassing.
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>>83884931
hehe you're rattled and its lush x
that rattled you overplayed your hand haha its lush its lush and its 4x lush x
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>>83884882
Yeah it was predictable. He's so desperate to stir up drama by pretending to be an upset HHL as well as the person arguing with him.
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rattled and its LUSH x
hehe x
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>>83884978
Put the trip back on soft lad
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>>83884985
He wont , he never does. Then when hes been found out he will bring out that old chestnut the falseflag card its tiresome at this point



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