Wish Granted EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83991125https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83991125Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>84047351I love towel moms, I remember when I had to share mine with her at a spa we were at together.
Can we not have any more of the cringey schizo shit this thread?
>>84047391It's inevitable. I'll just leave when people start shitting it up, if I want to talk about moms I'll just make a new thread for it.
>>84047412Make that thread anon
>>84047412What moms and mom related things do you want to talk about?
>>84044843>It's around 20 weeks usually. Should be this month for me.Very soon then, all being well. Can they tell the genders that early?>>So you are Eeyore...>It's fitting as a lifelong sad lady. I guess oog isn't that far from Pooh, for my brother...Would that make your daughter Piglet or do you think one of the other farthing wood characters fit better?
>>84047351CHADSON doesn't even need to wish, it just happens for him.
>>84047351i am not into momcest BUT HOLY SHIT that looks good
>>84047358What was this guy's story?>Silver Fox anonis it deep in the archives?
>>84048449TLDR please and kiss
What makes chadson chadson?
>>84047351My momcest fetish is so bad that I get turned when I learn the hot babes are mom's especially single momsIt's happened twice when I was at the strip club that I learned a stripper is a single mom with sons and let them milk my money at the VIP. Once with thick slim thick Puerto Rican with a wasp waist and phat ass, seeing her stick her tongue out and beg for my cum was one of the hottest experiences in my life. Another time I had this hot blonde alt girl with massive tits give me a titjob and I loved how she did like a pro, so casually like she's done it a hundred times.I busted my nut imagining what it would be like to be these hot stripper's sons. Anyone here have a similar thing? See a mom so hot you imagine life as her son or just get turned on?
Honestly, the Momcest thing makes sense on a subconscious level.It's one of the only non-hypergamous expressions of feminity. It's a callback to a purer existence where no game was in session. This is a very gamey illusion. A lot of gameplay mechanics. Extrinsics.I get it now. I understand. There, I faced my shadow in public. I understand and I integrate it. I don't misinterpret this urge anymore. I know where this all comes from.
>>84049744I've done some Jungian 'active imagination' visualizing an 'ultimate woman' with my mother's loving sweet personality and the thick voluptuous big tits big ass built for sex bodies I am obsessed with. An integration of the madonna and the whore. A woman with pure devoting sacrificial love with a willingness to submit to the basest primal sexual degeneracies.
>>84049516He looks and acts like a standard Chad, but is also mommy's favorite son and gets certain privilages that Betason doesn't.
>>84047351Last Week's UpdatesBrosis>>83994617Poetbro>>83997181Gothmom anon>>83999356Dice anon>>84012645Autismom>>84024302Unnamed aunt anon>>84031867H-c>>84038352
>>84050528Hopefully that aunt shows back up
>>84050528>Unnamed aunt anonThere's a bit more here./b/thread/946400106/#946417514
>>84049917I feel like there's better ways to deal with a madonna/whore complex. That goes out to everyone in this thread. I came in looking for hags and milfs but you guys outfreak me, I have to concede.
My dad's dying from cancer which has been hard on me and my whole family. I really wish he pulls through and everything, but if he passes I wonder if I'm next in line with my mom. She said before she wont marry again, still ogles at me when I when tight shorts, puts her hand on my ass, offered me to sleep in her bed with her as my dad was in the hospital, etc...From an outsider perspective it's fucked up but I don't know what I'd do if she tried to have sex with me
>>84051024>offered me to sleep in her bed with her as my dad was in the hospitalDo it.
>>84051024ages?
>>84051046It was only on the day he was diagnosed with cancer but idk>>84051064I'm in my mid 20s, she's in her 50s
>>84051024>wonder if I'm next in line with my momYou gotta take responsibility, sonanon.
>>84051096He's going to need to really man up, things will get very stressful
>>84051150>He's going to need to really man up, things will get very stressfulWhat do you mean by this
>>84051273If your dad dies there is just a shit load of soul crushing admin that has to be done.I get the momcest thread evokes certain thoughts but nothing really prepares you for the death of a loved one.It makes people do strange things.Look into what you need to do now, what accounts you need to close, what paperwork you need to submit, who you need to tell.Also you need to look for affordable funeral options, families in distress get absolutely reemed.
Stress relieving with mommy
>>84051350Oh okay I thought you meant "he needs to get a job and work out since he'll be the surrogate husband now" which I do both of those things already. But you're absolutely right, that shit's all going to suck and I'll have to help my mom with that if it happens. I expect we'll have to hire an attorney to make the process go by easy. I might move back in to support her>nothing really prepares you for the death of a loved one. It makes people do strange thingsAgain it's fucked to think of momcest thoughts or premonitions when you're dad's dying but I truly wonder what's going to happen with her, since she acted really weird and grabby even in front of my dad. She always compared me to him like saying I have a way nicer butt than him
>>84051436When the time comes, give mommy a hug and tell you will take care of *all* her needs.
>>84051450Then she'll do this to me which will make me confused
>>84051024Be your mom's new husband anon, you probably look like him while you're in the prime of your life. Imagine raw fucking her like in the cartoon you just posted
>>84050528>Unnamed aunt anon>>84050761Dude, she literally admitted to being a pedophile
Too bad this sub doesn't allow mp4s with sound, I got a lot of hot momcest stuff I could share
When is the "smack mom's ass and post results" tiktok trend gonna come back?
>>84051024no she is sad that her husband is dying and is looking comfort in her son. Don't make it weird please
Free use mommy ! >>>/gif/30323357
>>84052150I'm not going to try anything, I'm just wondering since signs point to what I'm talking about
>>84052150Fuck off ESLtard.
>>84052224The grieving period should be an excellent opportunity to bond more. Maybe sleep in her bed too.
>>84052240I would do it if he dies, but I'm just wondering if she would make it weird at a certain point
>>84052271It depends anon, if you're gonna be constantly around her, helping out, being affectionate and just acting like the man of the house, she might start getting ideas y'know.Do you find her attractive?
>>84052289Yeah I'll do whatever I can to help since it's a huge legal hassle as someone already pointed out. If we're doing normal things together I don't find her attractive, but once she tries some weird shit like grab my ass I can't help but get hard
>>84052271Please fill out this chart
>>84047616Yes, the second ultrasound is usually 18-22 weeks in and you can see the gender on it unless they're in a weird position or something.Piglet seems like a good fit. Little and curious in a big scary world. I'm not very familiar with most of the characters though. Maybe the little kangaroo baby would work too.
I remember being like 10 and getting a big erection while my mom showered me and i got very embarrassed and didn't know what to do. So I told her that i cant get it down being confused. She got angry towards me and told me to shut up. I got angry back and just told her to leave and let me shower alone. I have no attractions to her i just wanted to post this
>>84052362your mom is a bitch
>>84052362Wtf. you were ten in this larp. Extremely weird
>>84052713whats weird about it
>>84050761damn, how do I check that link to work, I might be retarded
>>84052762Why is your mom showering you when you were ten? Are you mentally handicapped?
>>84047616>Can they tell the genders that early?you can tell the sex at like 11 weeks with a blood test, which also is done to test for chromosomal abnormalities calling LARP on brosis
>>84052791i was maybe 8 or 9 i dont remember but i am completely normal
>>84052796You can tell them if you want to know the baby's gender with the NIPT. I told them no, because I don't want to know the genders that early in case they don't make it. By the time of the second ultrasound, things are generally safe. Better to not get too attached that early when you have a history of fertility problems.
>>84052807>but i am completely normalJust stop. Jesus christ
>>84050528>Unnamed aunt anonwhat's the story?
>>84052856but i am. I have had a girlfriend and i am studying to become an audiologist in university. You seem very mad lol
>>84052880>You seem very mad lolNice deflection
>>84052834Ok, fair enough, I believe you a little more now.My wife(not my sister) miscarried her first pregnancy at 11 weeks and it really took a toll on both of us thar didn't heal until we had our first child.
>>84052985I miscarried my first pregnancy and couldn't have kids after it because of other complications, it can always be worse, my husband left me once I couldn't have kids.
>>84052985Having our daughter is about what it took for me to start to heal too. I still track the milestones though. How old the first one would be now, roughly when their birthday would be, that kind of thing.
>>84052080It's over. They moved on to the hug your sister trend
>>84047358I wonder if Convention Bro and Cuzcbro have done anything with their sisters lately
>>84046805One day Reneeposters will be free from the /v/ jannies setting their threads to autosage or deleting them outright. The same day Brotheranon will return to regale them with tales of a happy stable relationship
>>84054485and one day Nemlei will release the next episode>setting their threads to autosage or deleting them outright.Are they shitposting magnets?
>>84053883they better let that whale plap one of those girls, they are teasing it.
>>84054599He wants to eat them
>>84050792> hags and milfsWhich is normal as is younger women being into older men. This overpolicing of society is annoying and its always women doing it. While they shame men dating younger women openly and supposedly congratulate other women for dating younger which is already a major hypocrisy, they will dismantle those relationships as well in private
bump asdfasdf
>>84054592>and one day Graveyard Shift will release the next episodeftfy>Are they shitposting magnets?So you didn't read the post that anon was responding to
>>84053175I have said this before, but I am so jealous of your brother.I have wanted to fuck my sister since I was a teenager, and those feelings morphed into wanting to impregnate her, at some point.I am a happily married father of two, but I still hold these deep seeded fantasies about my sister.
>>84056780Did you post on /h/?
What are some examples of celebrities doing some momcest stuffSoccer player Neymar feeling up his mom's ass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70nCHmwtUA&lc=UgyNMqOurSYtwPEPWWl4AaABAg.9kcvK1rOmEIATf3gWGMIge
>>84048449One of the many anons that didn't make it past the gropezone. He gave up trying to fuck his mom after getting frustrated and got a GF.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80389550/#80393348https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80397453/#80398201
>>84057737Neymar is notorious for being very close with his sister too, with some jokes about him injuring himself weeks or days before her birthday so they can meet.
>>84057737With 10-15% of brothers and sisters fooling around with each other with current taboos, how high would that number get if it wasn't a big deal? How many people would want their parent to be their first?
>>84056780Yeah, he's lucky. I'll always be here waiting for him if there comes a time he wants to cash that luck in.>I am a happily married father of two, but I still hold these deep seeded fantasies about my sister.I do kind of wonder how many people just hang onto feelings like that for a relative. Like are there married women in their 50s still pining for their brothers?
>>84058460what about you? you think you might eventualy get over your feelings for him?
>>84058503Probably not. I think I would have by now if I was going to.
>>84052336>Maybe the little kangaroo baby would work too.I've not interacted with the series in years I think the baby was either joey or roo or something. i remember him being very inquisitive but retreating to mama for safety.I think I still have the books somewhere, mum might have the vhs tapes somewhere elseWritten books are simpler, you don't have to worry so much about format aging.Have you ever seen the soviet russian animation?
>>84057737Don't you forget the goat
>>84058785When the mom is a literal model while being a sweet. caring, and doting mother, no other woman would ever be able to take her son's heart.
>>84057738>He gave up trying to fuck his mom after getting frustrated and got a gfMany such cases!
>>84047351Hi everyone, It has been a while. We had a minor concern of someone knowing something, and we had to move house again. Things have been very positive for us other than that small scare.Throatmom and I still enjoy our time together (as a married couple), and have taken a few trips overseas in the last few months. Japan was very exciting. Our sex life has slowed a little, but it is still several times a week that we make love. The sex is even more passionate now than when it all started, if you can believe that is even possible.She has discovered that she very much enjoys dressing up for me, putting on kinky outfits and dressing like an "E-Girl". She says it makes her feel like she's still in her twenties, and she enjoys how excited I get from the outfits.
>>84059886>someone knowing somethingAnything you can specify?
>>84059886Hey throatmom anon, great to hear things are going well!>concern of someone knowing something,Details?>(as a married couple)Oh wow, details?
>>84059886>have taken a few trips overseas in the last few months. Japan was very exciting.Did you stay at any love hotels? Where else did you visit?
>>84060188Went to onsen and public hot springs too
>>84059886What sort of kinky outfits?
>>84059079>84059079>>84058785Why is that so erotic? Why is that bond so erotic?Why does the penis yearn for a mommy to take care of it? Mommy energy has a specific feeling.
>>84050528>Unnamed aunt anonI don't even get a cool name?>>84050635let's see if you're still active or not
>>84060773We don't know enough about you to give you a name yet. Based on when you've been posting you're Australian I assume? Do you think your nephew has any romantic feelings for you?
>>84060871Yeah Australian, are there a lot of Australians or nah?>Do you think your nephew has any romantic feelings for you?No, I could guarantee he doesn't
>>84060885It's mostly Americans and Canadians in this thread. We've had a couple moms and one son (Throatmom-anon) from Australia they only post occasionally though. So what's the basic rundown of your story with your nephew?
>>84060912Nothing all that crazy.My brother and I have a bigger gap in our age than my nephew and I do, he's 10 years younger than me, while he was growing up I would look after him very often, I put him onto all the stuff I like, like certain games, or manga.eventually he was old enough and was interested in girls and sex, so I basically pounced like a cat and started having sex with him, he liked it.We still have sex to this day as well, he will come to mine often, and sometimes we will fuck, sometimes we don't either
>>84060885Does he have a girlfriend? Why would you be so sure he hasn't caught feelings for you?
>>84060976Because I know what a guy acts like when he has, he's not even shy around girls anymore, if he wanted to start dating me he would say
>>84060987What about your dating history? Is he currently your only intimate contact?
>>84060999No, I've dated guys before though, nothing has lasted too long.right now he is, yeah
>>84060953What do you want the future of your relationship to be? Just staying family with benefits? Are you trying to baby trap him?
>>84061034it's perfectly fine as is, I'm completely happy with it, and that's a hard no on baby trapping him.
>>84061022What do you two look like? If you don't mind could you fill out this chart?>>84052311
>>84061042>hard no on baby trapping himDo you ever want to have your own children?
>>84060953>so I basically pounced like a cat and started having sex with himDoes he look a lot like your brother? How long have you been harassing him for sex?
>>84061923she's already admitted on /b/ that she raped him when he was 10 and that's when it started. This woman has some screws loose.
please don't invite deranged /b/ larpers here
>>84062072She found her own way here.
>>84062072what's happened with /b/?
>>84059886Hi there, Throatmom-anon! Glad to see you around and hope you are having an excellent time. Don't remember what your age gap is with your mother. Are you or her thinking about having a little one?
Look at this>>84062477New extremely mentally ill hapa-chan?I really wonder if its because girls just dont use 4chan or they dont wanna talk about it, but i really feel like we barely have any girls with dad crushes compared to the mountain of guys who want to make their mommy a momwife. Are all the girls just brocons or why is it that we dont have many more dadfuckers?
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>>84051024if you do end up becoming the man of the house, you've got a perfect position to have a lovely woman that you can have sex with all the timethis is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity that people would kill fordont fuck this up anon
Best part of pregnancy is having an excuse to eat weird foods.>heavily spiced toast spread with a bit of mayo that has maple syrup and hot sauce mixed into it, acts as a nice sticky layer and keeps the sandwich from being too dry>layer of scrambled eggs>chopped up frozen hash browns>shredded old cheddar>bacon>rest of the scrambled eggs>Canadian bacon>another layer of the hot maple mayo to hold it all togetherScooby-Doo ass breakfast sandwich>>84058704Nope, not familiar with any soviet animation of it. Pretty sure the kid was Roo, though, yeah.>>84062558>Are all the girls just brocons or why is it that we dont have many more dadfuckers?Can only speak for myself but I just don't talk to our dad. Daddy issues might just be a requirement to be on this site as a woman.
>>84059886>Japan was very exciting.Ceb also goes to Japan. Strange coincidence
>>84059079>sweet. caring, and doting mother,Ya. Incest is so great he killed himself. Lmao
>>84062956Honestly if you read that thread, i think daddy issues are the least of that girls problems
We don't need more dadfuckers or sisterfuckers here. Momlove first.
>>84063001his brother overdosed not him, retard
>>84063715>doesn't get momlove>kills selfa lesson to all mothers out there
Hey anons, do you guys have any good subbed incest JAV websites to recommend? I used incestflix but you all know what happened to it. I feel like they have the best built ups and some decent degree of realism to the stories.
>>84063740tbf If I found out my mom gave her ass to my brother and not me I'd become a junkie too
I've been calling Poetsis an evil foid for ages just because it sounds funny but now she's started calling me a moid :( what a wicked creature.
>>84063362The schizoid stuff sounds like hell, yeah. Makes me thankful for my own lot in life.>>84063863I've used moid with my brother while we were kind of bantering before so I've had to explain that one to him. It's fun explaining internet brainrot lingo to a middle aged guy who isn't very online.
>>84062956>Nope, not familiar with any soviet animation of it. Pretty sure the kid was Roo, though, yeah.I found it on youtube subbed a couple years back, it was different but pretty good. stop motion, not sure if young children will get it.
>>84063929I'll have to give it a watch sometime to see what it's like, it's worth at least showing them stuff like that if the quality is good. Even if they don't fully "get" it they can still have fun with it. I sure didn't fully get my favorite little kid movie
>>84063863Turnabout is fair play dumb moid
>>84063948It was quite well put together and I liked the voice acting, I think they called it vineh poohI think good media has multiple levels of depth, the ones who succeed at telling the same story are rare enough.shkespeare was writing to keep both the raucous mob and the high brow scholars entertained.
>>84064145Yeah I can kinda see that. Some of my favorite media ever is stuff that was like that, where I'd find something new to it every time I went back. As a little kid I watched The Great Mouse Detective a ton, and I didn't get that it was one big Sherlock Holmes reference. Still loved it though, and loved it more once I went back with that knowledge. It's going to be one of the first movies I watch with my kids when they're at the age. Even if they can't appreciate the story yet there's stuff there to appreciate, like the music and animation.
>>84063929>stop motionNo?
>>84064163>The Great Mouse Detective a tonBasil?I had a tape for that, must have watched it at least every few months, The image of him vibrating after getting struck by cymbals and the lab with the footprint machine came to my mind.>>84064203Forgive me, it has been years since I saw it.
Stop this off topic simping shit please
>>84064234Stop this off topic complaining shit please
>>84064234Have you seen the theory where cartoon couples are so similar they must be related?
>>84063760That one site that advocates for reducing parental influence of the feminine kind. I think it's called less mothering or sumn
>>84063760https://sextb.net/gvg-494-subyou can't filter by eng sub with genre or actress which is annoying but still doable, works well with jdownloader. javgg is also decent.
>>84064230Yep, that's the one. I watched it a ton as a little kid. At least a couple hundred times. Every time I talk about my childhood I wonder how nobody saw I was a little off.
>>84064639The dag was called odie? I remember the little girl feeding him scones or something.great little filmi don't think either of us are particularly "normal".I'm not good at general socialising. used to be quite isolated and read a lot or watched cartoons.Ironically I don't seem to like films much.Have you tried knitting before?
>>84064742>The dag was called odie?*Wait, no that was garfield.Toby, I think it was Toby.
>>84062620Why are jeets so thirsty for western women when they can ask their moms to show bobs and vagene instead?
>>84062558There's probably a similar number of women that have incestuous desires just like men do. The difference being they're more likely to succeed at making them a reality. They don't want to talk to anons on 4chan because they're already living their best life
>>84062558>New extremely mentally ill hapa-chan?She said she's white and although very attracted to him only uses her dad for the fantasy and doesn't want to change that.H-c had full on fantasies about about her mother gone and being her daddy's wife with 3 or 4 children of her own.Sweet Girl
>>84062620>>84065264I think "West Indian" in this case refers to like, Caribbean women, not Hindu
>>84066361insanely normgroid take for someone like howling mutant, i'm surprised
>>84065264>when they can ask their moms to show bobs and vagene instead?you think they don't? lol just type in momson or auntie or something on instagram. Fuckton of indian incest caption accounts. But I'm guessing they don't see much success which is understandable from indian female perspective. Having sex with an unrelated indian male is too much as is
>>84062620A lot of black cultures are highly matriarchal, but this level of conditioning and forward planning is surprising
>>84066275Yeah i went to read the post that the anon linked, and i don't think she is quite there yet, but to be fair, i think she might eventually.She said that she is unable to form any human connection with anyone, and that everyone elses touch and voice makes her crashout, while her dad is the only mans whos touch and voice she enjoysAnd she said she already is very attracted to him and even goons to him. In my opinion give it a couple more months or years of isolation and she honestly might try to make a move. It also sounds like she feels guilty that she is the fault her parents divorced, which in this case genuinely might be true. So maybe she wants to give daddy a replacement wife so he isnt lonely. It would be kinda sweet in a way. Another thing is the way she described her having sex before is basically just drugged rape, so im pretty sure she would enjoy the safety her loving dad would provide over risking another asshole like this doing something bad to her. Shame that the thread is already archived, i would have loved to talk to her, very curious about her condition as well.
>>84066514well I highly doubt most of these pedowhores are doing any of that stuff consciously. It's something ingrained, sort of demonized subconsciousness. Like how parasites make insects climb the highest place they can find so that they can spread the disease further. Insect isn't aware why it's doing what it's doing
>>84066580I seriously hope you die immediately
>>84066587I can see you're seething but I'm curious about the reason
>>84062620What's the source of this? Reads like the most redpilled book in existence.
>>84066619No fucking idea, try dragging it through gemini or grok
>>84066551Perhaps she'll show up here eventually, or if someone made a euro hours dadcest thread she might appear.
>>84065756>1772325270420699.pngHey, I'm in that thread too. That boob bar doujinshi was great, if only it were that simple. Not using my name because I have nothing of worth for an update.>They don't want to talk to anons on 4chan because they're already living their best lifeWould they hang out at crystal cafe? I'd imagine even women into incest would get bullied there.
>>84066678Maybe, but she is namefagging so if i see her again on a thread i will try to talk
>>84066706>crystal cafeThat site's a ghost town, /mcg/ on a good day is more active at this point. I think back when it was more active they sometimes had incest discussion, most of it was abuse cases though
>>84063863What's up, Poetbro? How are things going?
How many hugs does an okaa-san need a day?
>>84047351What's the weirdest board to have a stealth incest thread on and what would the OP be about?
>>84051853/gif/ almost always has a momcest thread. You could post it there and crossboard link it here. If you have new content, they'd probably appreciate it over there too.
>>84063902>It's fun explaining internet brainrot lingoWith us it's more that I know all the lingo from the shithole side of the internet while she has all the lingo from the normie side and we are locked in a battle of seeing who can get the other to pick up more of the other's nonsense words. The most devastating example of this is that she used to watch twitch streamers ages ago, and at some point she said "sadge" (I think it's an emote?) in response to something I'd said, and I found it so funny that it foreverafter gave me a brain tumor that causes me to try and add 'dge' to the end of literally every word. Our favourite is 'hordge' instead of horse. >>84062956Stealing this sandwich recipe for when I break my fast. Sounds killer. I once made a sandwich with mayo, salted cucumber, lettuce, peanut butter, and cheddar cheese. Amazing.>>84067272Things are alright, still no real developments to speak of. We got tickets to see Joji and Miku, as both are going to be playing nearby in the next few months. Poetsis has been taking Spironolactone for a few days now. Doesn't know what to make of it yet. No 'heinous' side effects, but it does make her have to pee a lot, makes her eyes itchy, and makes her very tired. She's going to give it a few more days to see if it settles, but I've told her I think she should just toss the bottle and wait out the IUD removal. It's been in over six years, the extra month without intervention isn't going to cause any more harm than what's been done already.Haven't talked further about Valentine's yet, mostly because she was sick and now this stuff messing with her. She has given me indications that she is actively thinking through things, though, so that's something. I'm pretty at peace with things at the moments, all things considered. Just waiting it out.Work's been keeping me very busy, and I've been doing stuff around the house. Fast is going well--2 weeks without food. Have a lot of energy and feel very productive.
>>84068185>2 weeks without foodWhat are you putting in your protein shakes and other liquids you're ingesting?
>>84068282Not doing protein shakes or liquid calories, it's a full fast--nothing. I'll have a black coffee or tea now and again, that's it.Only thing I have daily is about one and a quarter teaspoon of sea salt and half a teaspoon of potassium divided up throughout the day and washed down with water, and I have a few vitamins in the morning to keep everything level. Don't know if I have the mass to make it to the end of lent without just dropping dead or going skeleton mode, but we'll see. I feel confident.
>>84068185>mayo, salted cucumber, lettuce, peanut butter, and cheddar cheese. Amazing.Truly you're one of a kind Poetblud...
>>84066995Sometimes /b/ seems to turn into a weird place. A couple of days ago someone talked about blowing their dad and it spun into I think 6 people chiming in with their own experience one still does stuff when she's in the mood, another was in a seemingly romantic relationship, this happens somewhat regularly when they mention dads, so either it's bots and larps or a lot of femanons + gays/trannys.I can't imagine what a site with an actually high female userbase would be like
>>84068185Sadge is a Twitch thing using a Pepe I think? I know I try adding -dge to stuff because of it now and I don't even really watch Twitch. I get exposed to that or things like "lowkirkenuinely" and can't help myself.>peanut butter and mayo on the same sandwichDon't know about that though. I'd probably want meat too for texture.>>84068707/b/ seems like every so often the miasma of low quality porn opens up just enough for weirdness (meant positively) to shine through.>I can't imagine what a site with an actually high female userbase would be likeKF has a surprisingly high lady userbase. Broadly speaking, it's mental illness/trauma, feminism (with no place else to talk about it) or gossip about fat women. There's also a fair amount of autism just from the users I know.
This is why you can never be a deadbeat dad and leave tour family for milkIn fatherless families this is how it turns out
Anyone like the idea of guys seeing their moms sexually while she's completely oblivious? Like not even your own mom, just the idea of a guy remorselessly spying on his mom, or masturbating thinking about her.
>>84069610>/b/ seems like every so often the miasma of low quality porn opens up just enough for weirdness (meant positively) to shine through.I've seen it at least three times just pop up in secrets threads, with them talking about brothers and dads mostly, some say a lot of their school friends were also involved with theirs too but the consequences seemed variable usually just a teen thing that they grew out of when they found a reliable boyfriend, one woman said they never actually went as far as sex which she thought saved her from developing serious feelings.It's just weird to see it amid the cuckposts, niece shower posts, gayshit, more cuckshit, song lyrics, begging for advice how to launder money. but them one post comes out with something like "i used to blow my dad" or "I dated my hypersexual brother through high school, we broke up when he went to college, and I still miss him", and obviously you get the usual "do you have a vagina? are you sure?", "how did it start?", "what did you do?" and then some other femanon chimes in with "same, still miss it, been single for a while and want him again" or something about not liking it.then you get 50 odd posts of others seeing the chat between two members of the "sisterhood" and jumping in.It's just peculiar. I don't think I've seen it in the incest threads, probably because the open nature of the secrets threads catches more passing eyes.>KF has a surprisingly high lady userbase. Is that kiwi farms?>Broadly speaking, it's mental illness/trauma, feminism (with no place else to talk about it) or gossip about fat women. There's also a fair amount of autism just from the users I know.about what you'd expect I guess.
>>84070201>I've seen it at least three times *over the past few months
>>84066411Damn you weren't even remotely exaggerating
>>84070201I haven't been to the secrets threads for a while, might have to poke in sometime. I do remember it being a lot of obviously fake stuff broken up by people posting about banging kids and the occasional thing that seemed more real.>Is that kiwi farms?Yep. It's not like overwhelmingly women or anything, but a few regulars in threads I use are women, and there are a couple off-topic sections meant for women.>about what you'd expect I guess.Pretty much. It's an odd place for that kind of thing. You get>20-something BPD egirls who like bullying fat women>angry hardline feminists who for one reason or another no longer fit into feminist spaces>middle-aged or older married moms who want to talk about sex pests and threats to kids and other mom stuff>schizos either looking to find a boyfriend or ruin an ex-boyfriend's life>autists who just like reading about and laughing at weirdos online
>>84070352>yepThe only thing I really know about kiwi farms is that some glowie's psychobitch daughter psyoped chris-chan into raping his mother there.>I do remember it being a lot of obviously fake stuff broken up by people posting about banging kidsI think a lot of the kiddie stuff is ritual posting at this point rather than actual intent, flag them up in the archives and the same posts are there for years.It's not like I drop into secrets threads all that often, depends on my mood I go months without even setting foot on /b/, but they're one of the more consistently readable threads on that almost deadspammed hellhole, the recent respite from nigger/log posting over the iran matter was like a breath of fresh air but it shows how far it's actively manipulated.>Pretty much. It's an odd place for that kind of thing. You get>>20-something BPD egirls who like bullying fat womenAre they like >>>/fit/fph but with real vindictiveness?>>angry hardline feminists who for one reason or another no longer fit into feminist spacesthe female supremacist type or the horseshoe theory type who actually like men?>>middle-aged or older married moms who want to talk about sex pests and threats to kids and other mom stuffedging your way into this group I see>>schizos either looking to find a boyfriend or ruin an ex-boyfriend's lifeno inbetween?>>autists who just like reading about and laughing at weirdos onlineSame as here then.Sometimes this board leaves me wondering if many of the fembots here are actual real girls, I know it's crazy to think they are when there are no grilz on the interwebs but some of them might be.
>>84070932>The only thing I really know about kiwi farms is that some glowie's psychobitch daughteNah, that happened somewhere else, it got posted about a lot there. It's mostly just a gossip site about internet weirdos. To keep it sort of topical, one person who gets talked about there is a white trash BPD girl who fucks her abusive dad. There are corners of the website that forget it's supposed to be fun and just devolve into seething, though.>I think a lot of the kiddie stuff is ritual posting at this point rather than actual intent, flag them up in the archives and the same posts are there for years.Could be, I'm not super familiar with anything on /b/ for a long time now.>Are they like >>>/fit/fph but with real vindictiveness?The ones I've seen are basically just high school mean girls. They sit in the threads and post about specific fat women and maybe sometimes send a catty superchat to one.>the female supremacist type or the horseshoe theory type who actually like men?Both. There was a very annoying woman there for a long time who was the former. I probably fit into the latter? I dunno.>edging your way into this group I seeConsidered it, but I try to keep myself out of my posts there so don't really present myself as either gender.>no inbetween?I guess there have been a couple who just go off on rants that don't make sense. Mostly they're either there to drop incriminating stuff on an ex or e-date though. For some reason the site has a lot of wannabe e-daters. >Same as here then.Yup. Personally I'm mostly there to mock a fat man who had a bad opinion like a decade ago. People just keep poking him because he always responds in funny ways.>Sometimes this board leaves me wondering if many of the fembots here are actual real girlsI've met a few other women who use the site over the years. Multiple big-ish confirmed women vtubers do/did. Character limit though
>>84071012>one person who gets talked about there is a white trash BPD girl who fucks her abusive dad.Does she enjoy it?Always an odd experience to meet anons in real life, sometimes they just give off a vibe though.The recent thread with I think 6 anons claiming some history with their dad if that interests you. The brother fucker group meeting was a while back doubt I'll find it easy but I probably can if you have any interest.https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/946422053/#946446465
>It's a general discussion thread nowjust shut it down
>ctrl+f hej>no resultsmissing the sunny chatterbox
>>84052362I got hard once when my mom was showering me and she just touched it until it was down
wonder if next-in-line anon would actually have sex with his mom
>>84069807I am almost certain that is everyone in this thread.
>>84071323>everyone in this thread>every man in the worldftfy
