remember you're a womble edition
>>84078613Turkmong won't get this edish
>>84078613it not rite wot he did to dem wombles.
Where is the evidence that shoutanon raped anyone?
Been Orinocomaxxing lately, eating and sleeping as much as wombley possible.
>>84078651I'm a Brit lad, I live in the southern easterly province of Great Britain. I loved womble song when I was a child, they were my favourite pop singers after the smurfs.
Jimmy Savile fascinates me. The most prolific paedophile rapist in the history of our country and he was so fucking famous. Watching the doc I can see Philip Schofield and Huw Edwards reporting on it. Flashbacks to the 80s with Jimmy and Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris. They all went down. So fucking many. There is a problem with men.
3 months into 2026, 4 deserving candidates have already been SPARKED. Anyone want to be the 5th?
The fuckers massacred Doctor Who.
What conspiracies do you genuinely believe in? It is fascinating on the Savile doc how in the earlier internet you got all this gossip on Savile about him being a nonce on 00s forums. people talking about how he molested them back in the 80s. Any conspiracy you found online you 100% believe.
>>84078693There is a downed alien craft beneath the ice in greenland that the ameritard want.
Which big name celebrity is going to be outed as a nonce next?
>>84078708Attenborough once he's croaked
>>84078708stephen fry
>>84078734He might have had some noncey fantasise (he wrote a weird play called Tobacco and Boys; granted it was a different time). He would never have acted on it. If he was caught he would have killed himself. He is actually a pretty vulnerable man.
>>84078722> Attenborough once he's croakedThat would destroy the nation. Not even joking so many people love him.
Why are women like this, brehs
>>84078784>Nirvana Such a common thing.
we all wombling free in life de lids
>>84078693The orbs are real but they're not alien in the sense of coming from another planet. They're from a higher dimension and they don't obey our physics because we can't see all of them. The book flatland explains it from a 2d perspective and the three body problem series go into it a bit more. I think theres another dimension looking at us and going "what the fuck are you guys doing down there?"
>>84078755That's the best part though
Last bag was 355 days ago, still think about it A LOT
>>84078722Really upset the wife's family with this at christmas, her step dad was very annoyed at me for suggesting it. I think it'll happen though, we all know there's another one and he's too squeaky clean. David Jason also.
>>84078784It's more (Wimbledon) common in women but there are plenty of narcissist men too. Unfortunately most people just fucking suck.
>>84078806I think these UFO/orbs we see are manufactured deep on the ocean floor. The manufacturing plants were put here/built before the dawn of man and now we're getting more advanced their purpose is to harvest, what they're harvesting I don't know.
Imagine if we found out that David Mitchell was a predator paedophile.
Happy birthday Nubs
If you get banned here on your desktop are you still allowed to post here on your mobile or is that considered ban evading? Asking for a friend
morning lads. slept quite well last night, think i had some zopiclones. did something on my phone that made the icons square, but now it's lightnan fast.>>84077112underrated.>>84077337i always think, 'what's the point wearing gloves when i can just wash my hands?' then my hands break out in some horrible rash because they're covered in grime + cleaning fluids.i hate the environment though, so for me it's 100x disposable vinyl gloves i got from Home Bargains for a couple of quid.>>84078683honestly i'm fascinated what else they can do. Disney 100% had creative input (not sure why a cohort of fans denies this, they've said as much).they should make that little Segway kid a companion. he just bumbles around the TARDIS outsmarting Dr Who, they don't even go on adventures, they just argue.
>>84078837Ban evading lad, don't worry, you've already outed yourself to the jannies.
When you were a teenager were you cool? Did people think you were cool?
Forrins in my /britfeel/. They're mucky and I don't like it. Just kidding lads if you are a nice lad then you're OK.And if you're on the acceptable colour chart.
>>84078845What about if you get banned at work?
>>84078856Someone else was using the PC, no?
I used to get banned regularly. Just turned on airplane mode and deleted the cookied. Voila youre back in business. Jannies are powerless.
Coolness is all about ironic detachment and effortlessness. Cool is shooting a hoop from behind, lighting up a cigarette and walking off like you just dont care. Nerds are not cool because they are overenthusiastic try hards. I did not relate to cool when I was a teen or really understand its importance in attraction and music.
>>84078846I think now that people did think I was cool, into my twenties too. I was quite popular and had a lot of friends. Unfortunately I was very insecure and tended to fuck things up because of this, because I was scared everyone hated me and thought I was a loser. Although I suspect most people have these thoughts and possibly that's what endeared me to them in the first place, being humble and somewhat self effacing. It's difficult to tell.
>>84078880Pic related is the opposite of cool
Grown men telling each other how cool they are
I mainly chose her because she was pretty.
>>84078878Alri seethemong lad, say the whohaha line for us please
Some shady shit goes on at the school I work at lads. Shady shady shit. Management covers shit up.
>>84078926Pic related is not cool lad. Trust me I'm cool. Moisturiser, designer jeans, nice cologne. I would say people have always found me cool. What can I say? I'm just a cool guy pretty much.
>>84078936> Management covers shit up.There is a culture of that in British workplaces. Leaders hide things. Very sort of paternalistic mindset of >people only need to know what is best for themInformation is kept very secret. Very cloak and dagger. Weird as fuck and very distinctively British
nice bowl of oats, a dollop of cocoa powder, and just a dash of vanilla extract. you might be tempted to add milk or water, but don't. you really want that classic, dry texture. this is the stuff Britain was built on.
>>84078943Mate you are replying to the paedophile lad who works in a school in Thailand. Genuinely. He IS the shady shit.
>>84078880>flat tummy skinny young woman. Pretty but not horny inducing for some reason.
Desperately want sex tonight but I know it's not going to happen. Gf has had the most remotely "stressful" day so any kind of sexual activity is categorically off the table. Will probably be called on for a back rub and foot rub though. Yeah no it's fine love, not like we're averaging sex about once a fortnight.
>>84078842I think the practical side of it is so you don't expose your hands to chemicals that can damage your skin. I don't wear them myself, I have a pair in my garage and wear them when removing engines and doing oil changes, etc.
>>84078945Moved to Vietnam last year lad.
Any other lads pushing 35 want to talk about how cool we were 20 years ago?
>>84078948I get sex whenever I want with my wife. She only turns me down when she is on her period. She is always up for it. I think part of it is she likes the sensation an feeling wanted. A lot of it is sort of being passive. Hard to describe.
Lactose tracksuit. Slap on a bit of cologne. Bosh.
>>84078944My cousin ate oats with cold water when I saw him, he's definitely a bit autistic but it just seems horrendous. I like my oats soaked or porrigified, I can't be having with this nonsense.
>>84078957You're talking about wanking at work when you work in a school ffs. Fucking paedo beast.
>>84078954I've already said my bit, really though I was mostly cool in my early to mid 20s
>>84078969That was a different person
>>84078957This is all I want. A woman who wants to be wanted and who wants me in kind. It's so fucking demoralising knowing that because of some minor things that slightly agitated her today that any and all sexual intimacy is off the table. I swear it's just programmed me into a sense of learned helplessness. I don't bother now half the time because it's horrible to be rejected and it ALWAYS happens. Fuck sake.
I wonder what the dating market is like for us lads aged 35-45. Every single woman in that age bracket will likely be a druggie, single mum, low iq drama queen and/or have some severe mental illness.This is why it is important to have developed socially between 16-25, making sure you are in situations where there may be a low chance of finding a girlfriend early on. Now all that is left are vile, aged, loose and menopausal women. You missed out on the best age range for sex and love. How are you just meant to get over it? I see no point caring about doing anything like working knowing there is no sex life for me.It makes me feel sad and lonely.
>>84078880>>84078926i'm not cool and never have been, but 1. even as teenagers lads could sniff out the BPD type girls. the 2000s cliches were things like 'high maintenance', 'don't stick your dick in crazy', etc. in hindsight they weren't 100% fake poseurs, but it's like they were living for the scary older blokes they invariably went out with. 2. Cassie > Effy.
>>84078963>>84078978Sad prick
>>84078982Pretty much yeah this. I'm in the same boat lad. Every therapist I've ever talked to about it either couldn't comprehend or was useless in helping. A few even thought I was joking and wasting their time.
>>84078949nowt stopping you from growing new skin, though.'your hand skin is just nature's gloves'^ that's what i'm always saying.
britfeel is an incel safe haven x
Effy was my dream girl in terms of looks tbqh. Much hotter than Cassie.
>>84079008Carpe flagrante delicto
A fella i work with is genuinely retarded i reckon, wonder how he got the job
>>84079009can we add 'druggies' to the /britfeel/ list of protected characteristics, lad?sick of the prejustice against us even by nice lads ITT.
>>84079020Yeah for me it was Cassie. Unrelated but I saw the guy that played Chris after a nightclub drug party in Bristol this year. Nice to see he hasn't changed.
>>84079008>nowt stopping you from growing new skin, though.And ruin these nails, babe? Don't fink so hahha. What's the plan for today?
How does it feel you'll never have sprogs? Must be pretty grim knowing you will be all alone at the end.
>>84079037STATE of that hand, how old are you? 50+
>>84079034No, you already have /drugfeel/
>>84079044How does it feel being Turkish?
>>84079027FLIPENDO FLIPENDO FLIPENDO
Choose one as your gf to fall in love with
Might end up getting an escort to lose my virginity to. Who cares at this point right? I lost out on young love and young sex, everything is downhill now, might as well feel a warm hole around my cock.
Seine Angst ist meine AngstSeine Wut ist meine WutSeine Liebe ist meine LiebeSein Blut ist mein Blut
>>84079066Effy was a bit annoying. Trying to shag the bad boy Cook on the first day of school. Cassie was a bit fucked up and fell in love with the dorky wasteman Sid.
>>84079066Cute, slightly abnormal looking drug girl. VsTraditionally attractive and meanI'm going with the first every time. Too much time being bullied by the latter in my formative years.
>>84079073Gay af desu my lad
>>84078978you ever thought of asking why? maybe having a look at yourself and your actions?
My erect penis inside a woman's rectum
>>84079082Into the pit you go jew.
>>8407904770+ and years and years worth of petrol and oil covered hands. Get them marigolds on, lad, it will pay dividends in the future.
>>84079067I lost my virginity to a prozzie and it was a surprisingly positive experience. Let her go cowgirl on me with a condom then suck me off without. Was really nice. Happened up in Leeds. She said she was a 20 year old student doing this prozzie thing to make money. She had some self harm scars and some obvious issues. Nice girl tho. We chatted for a while afterwards and got on. Just asked her about her business and how she got into this stuff. She said it was weird the first time but she got used to it. She was bi and had a gf and now found it impossible to trust men. She said SO MANY of her clients are married men with kids. Men you would never expect.
>>84079037cor it's my nailsmatch (you'll just have to take my word for it).can't get a photo because it's on my left hand and i'm left-handed and have drinker's hands, but does anyone else have a scar on their finger from where they gripped their pen/pencil in school?
>>84079085I have lad, honestly, but there's only so much you can interrogate yourself before you have to conclude that it's not you it's them. I've asked her before why but she has never once said I'm anything other than lovely to her. Can only conclude that we just don't match sexually. She simply isn't interested in it like I am. Doesn't care about it that much.
>>84079122>but does anyone else have a scar on their finger from where they gripped their pen/pencil in school?Nuh, I do have a scar on my middle finger on my right hand from playing ice hockey, and some turd tried to stomp my hand during a fight.
>>84078999It's sad but an uncomfortable truth many men will be dealing with.>>84079004I wouldn't even bother seeing a therapist because you know there's nothing that can be done. Most men and women who haven't found a long term partner by 30 are definitely going to have some issues.They'll just say there is much more to life than worrying about relationships. You wouldn't get a career anyway in this forever shit economy. Therapy is aimed at females who think they have mental health issues. For men, they are just selfish and lazy because they don't want to work in this state of mind.
>>84079036He was in Game of Thrones, too. As well as Cassie. The blonde lass was fit from season 5 and season 6. The main lassie had big tits too. The wee lass from The Golden Compass.
Who should Effy have got with? Freddie or Cook?
Feel super depressed todayTempted to jump off a building
Wonder if they're thinking about having sprogs one day. I expect she'll change her mind towards her late twenties and get pregnant maybe around 30.
>>84079151i think my scar may have combined with one from where i burned my little giraffe toy on the fire as a bairn, and burnt my finger along with it.wasn't some psycho child torturing plastic animals, just wondered what would happen.why is there so much anger in your life, Lollers? did you anger a witch?
>>84079151I have calluses on my fingers where I masturbate a lot. Gets proper sore too.
>Therapists are usless they can't give me the answer, I'm so selfware but unable to admit I have faults and scared of thinking I'm not 100% perfect. Why are therapist fucking shite lads?
>muh young love You are a hysterically gay man. You are an incel because you are not actually romantically attracted to women. Straight lads aren't crying about "young love" at 3 in the afternoon on a Friday. You are a hysterical neurotically gay man.
How many jobs actually require extended DBS checks? I have a few "no further actions" for criminal damage and harassment/stalking because people don't agree with me making videos in public. The police do bank on you admitting guilt through the process. Maybe the average npc is intimidated by the process but not me at this point of being fucked around by scummy police.If you are not aware, an arrest will show on an extended DBS check and any other notes so you pretty much feel like you've been convicted anyway. It's part of the reason I hate the police so much and continue to do this. They have fucked me over so I will legally waste their time as much as possible. Just thinking about it is making me angry.I literally cannot work because of these fuckers...and they have the cheek to tell me to get a fucking job when I'm walking around "upsetting" people.
>>84079221You can't just say he's in denial and lashing out at women. He likes women he wants to fuck them and love them, if only they were like him. If only women were like men.
>>84079204Therapists aren't meant to give you answers. They're there to help you discover your own. The belief that a therapist must provide solutions reflects a common expectation, but effective therapy focuses on empowering you to understand yourself, not on being told what to do. Your self-awareness is a strength, not a flaw. Recognizing your own patterns and fears - especially the fear of imperfection - is a crucial step toward healing.
>>84079161>I wouldn't even bother seeing a therapist because you know there's nothing that can be done. >Therapy is aimed at females who think they have mental health issues. For men, they are just selfish and lazy because they don't want to work in this state of mind.my problem here is that if you think about it further, you basically arrive back at the concept of therapy. of course there are charlatans (or people who are just outright wrong), but it's like conspiracy thinking where the best alternative is just what we have come up with. if someone had e.g. supportive family/friends, a church, or a local community, then lovely: hopefully that puts them in a position where therapy isn't even a consideration.one of those situations like a charity or research where Mission Statement #0 should be to no longer be necessary. doing yourself out of a job is the best you could hope for.
>>84079115Understandable really, so common that women stop having sex after kids so rather than having a proper affair just go shag a prossie and get it out of your system. I think I'd probably feel less guilty about that than getting into a thing with a girl from work or whatever. The deadbedrooms subreddit is so depressing. Luckily no sprogs for me.
>>84079232not saying you're boring lad but can you summerise this yet another waa waa waa woe is me into one sentence?
>>84079236Better yet if only he were a woman. Women have such easy lives. You know they can go on an app and fuck as many chads as they want. No point working if you're not a female who can get easy sexy from chads.
>>84079151I've got a hard skin bump on my swearing finger, I guess that's sort of a scar but I'd describe it as more of a callous. Quite surprised that it's still there about 15 years after I had to use a pen semi regularly at uni.
>>84079182I wouldn't bother lad, theres a chance you'll survive as a cripple. Best of just living life my lad x
>>84079239>Therapists aren't meant to give you answers.I know. I'm sorry I should have used the /s tag in my post.
Bro wants to live in The Notebook. Zesty ahh.
>>84079247Basically any arrest can show up on extended DBS. You are considered a "criminal" still. If it's multiple arrests...it will look even worse. I am fucked. It's not possible to work.
>>84079268>I am fucked. It's not possible to work.*thumbs up emoji*
I may as well go outside and do crime. I feel like a fucking criminal with the unlawful arrests and mark on my DBS. Fuck you. Imagine if I had 30 days to live...I'd be making my mark that's for sure. My justice.
Might go out later and film drunk slags in public then put them on youtube. That's not against the law despite what the police try to spin it as.
>>84079263>Zesty ahhBack to /int/ zoomer, you're not welcome on feel street.
>>84079289Kek sybau faggot
>>84079295I'll spark you the fuck out muppet.
>>84079295Forren detected, opinion rejected.
Not a bad kino that Gorky Park. A little boring but good photography. Recommend if you like commie locations. Wonder if dvdlad has it.
My face buried in a hairy unwashed muff
>>84079334wops has a nice hairy muff I reckon. I'm out of her league though.
>>84079371She looks underage you wrongun, hope she isn't.
>>84079371For a start you're Turkish
>>84079327>a little boringI love this film, but I'm a big Lee Marvin fan. You seen Point Blank or The Big Red One? Other good kinos. Final Cut put out the Blu-ray of Gorky Park in the UK, which I don't have.
>>84079312You'll spark nothing. Noodle arm pensioner.
Bro said province
>>84079420The province of Ulster de lid? No surrender.
>>84079411Try me lad, you'll get your jaw spun.
>My therapist is shite why don't thy know what I'm feeling when I haven't expressed myself openly because I'm scared?
>>84079400why do you keep saying that? she's 23 or 24. she worked at home bargains. I remember watching her birthday live.
>>84079407I've seen the original Point Blank. I did enjoy that. Don't think i could stand the new one.
>>84079487This is the first time I've said it???
>>84078613I would give my first ounce of respect to Starmer if he keeps us out of this war.
Imagine what some lads here smell like
>>84079487>why do you keep saying that?>>84079487For a reaction, like the one you just gavetop troll epic (you) farming but ultimately you gave me attention
>>84079511Not long since come out of the shower, smelling lush if I do say so myself. Always use this, have done for 10+ years
>>84079511why does it matter why other men smell like they do, why do you imagine how they smell
>>84079528im obsessed with smells
>>84079535>Stop giving my secrets away.No, it's lame. Try harder, try hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc5v3HNZhjwdamn, i miss this. i love this fella. might seem hokey and naive now in that How to Win Friends and Influence People kind of way, but it's hard to knock just giving someone this space.Part 3 is proto-CBT with more challenging/working-through feelings and actions, Part 2 is gestalt therapy where it's my worst nightmare.
too old to die young x
>>84079616And how did that statement make you feel, powerful?
Of couse not, powerful on an anonymous website but anthing IRL is a cope.
>>84079624GET OUT OF MY THREAD FRIEDRICH PERLS
>>84079616Have you got nothing better to do?
Me? Watching Friends. The DVDs are still the best. Original aspect ratio and extended episodes. Oh aye.
have an irritating cough, might have to go on the codeine soon
>>84079371funniest thing about this picture is she's watching a video of her younger and slimmer selfhttps://youtu.be/QnEsHm0I-RU?t=264
>>84079640"Gestalt" piff and tosh. Now what about Freud was fixated on Jung as a father figure?
>>84079605Bloviating whore whinges to 4 eyed slaphead that her child is in the way of her being a whore. This is pathetic. The beginnings of the shit society we're in now.
The idea that your sex life is so fascinating you ruin your child's life with divorce because you're horny. Then sit with a cue ball baldy nonce talking about how you're the victim. No sense of perspective or priorities. Just pure narcissism. Totally pathetic.
>>84079649>Original aspect ratiodid they release some uncropped version, or did they just crop it for widescreen? sitcoms feel like a recipe for disaster if you're filming it for 90s tellies and not thinking, 'people in the future might have wider screens.'won't complain about Buffy again. but i WILL complain about whoever did picrel. matted out of the film, restored in some open matte TV version. Kubrick did nothing wrong.
She'll be drinking all weekend. White british lasses are so predictably dull.
>>84079728You'll be seething about ASMR lasses all weekend. Brown Turkish lads are so predictably dull.
>>84079747No I won't. I'll try to play some vidyas. I don't like not doing much with my time like I have been lately.
What film am I likely to watch tonight lads? Remember it must be gf friendly so nothing actually good or worth watching, only slop.
>>84079656To be fair lad she isn't a stunner even a few years back. She intentionally dresses in the most un-feminine way and doesn't care about looks like most women. She could put a bit of effort in and go from a 4 to a 6.
>>84079689I think the 4K Friends is an AI mess but I can't remember. The blu-rays only had the network episodes and I didn't like the aspect ratio. DVD versions look great on me OLED.
>>84079407It bothers me they filmed this in Finland and used British/American accents.
>>84079755What kind of vidyas do you play?
This nasty turkish lass always gives me the keks when I run her through the ai tools.
>>84079768The Mole People (1956)
>>84079656Haha proper funny that is lad I'm laughing how funny that is. You've done her lol
>>84078846absolutely not, although I sort of turned it around in my early 20s to currently mid 20s by looking less terrible. A girl complimented me in the flat liftingtons today, she complimented me a few months ago in the same lift. Not very interested though, want to play me modded left for dead 2 innit, currently on the dark carnival campaign, fun location the fair ground for shooting zombies, modded of course.
At school they didn't make a peep to anyone. On the internet in their 30s theyre off their nut lunatic madmen. A pint of your daughters piss please xD fucking zany off their rocker
Just what zany quips will the mad lads come up with on this friday night top banter guaranteed
Why won't Ruthmong ask his parents to buy him a new laptop?
>>84079819KTIM off me head mental on teh anonymous site RARW lol I'm nuts lol xD
The only reason wagie men put up with working is because they are getting pussy at the end of the week. There's no incentive for me to work. I don't get laid. That to me is a really high need and not getting it has caused me a very low state of mind.
>>84079853you've won again, you're the best
>>84079840They would only use it to guilt trip me into "getting into a routine".
>>84079853i work and i have never had a positive experience with a woman
He he so imagine this I walk into the pub with the lads I am dressed really cool like Peaky Blinders and I say "I'll take a pint of your daugher's warm piss mate" the whole pub erupts WHEYYYYYYYY! I look at them like What? Was it something I said? LOL next thing Paul pops in the back a sec, comes out with a pint glass - warm, golden, big foamy head oh oh then he says You know what lad you're a right mental bastard but you're a top lad you know that fair play to you lad this one's on the house I say cheers fella how about another 6 for my m8s LOL
>>84079792Anything I fancy on the sale as long as it is fun and not too frustrating. I do somewhat enjoy open world slop but played most by now.
>>84079862What's wrong with "getting into a routine"?
>>84079870Take your meds now sicko. I would never ask for a glass of her rosey piss.
>>84079872Are there any good turkish video games?
>>84079853The reason you think England has provinces is you're turkish
>>84079878A golden shower from a beautiful woman is a gift de lid.
Drunk as a skunk and watching my comfort movie The Emperor's New Groove.
>>84079878Didn't ask Turkey slime mong
>>84079816What do the modded mods do lad? I always played it virgin and thought it was great
>>84079669>Now what about Freud was fixated on Jung as a father figure?maybe because he got there first #TeamJung #FreudLostj/k not really, Jung is 2confusing4me. i haven't actually sat down and read Freud but you read ABOUT this stuff and you can see how we arrived at some modern notion of pathology or personality by way of e.g. 'here are some psychosexual stages' (it's not too far off the /mbti/ thread to still identify with those in some way, IMO).but Jung was going on about all these archetypes and the soul and our shadow selves and all that. very cool stuff Carl, i suppose it's just like how natural philosophers spoke in Biblical or mythological terms, even if they were talking about gravity or triangles or something.then mate A says to me,>you need to read The Red Book. Carl Jung wrote down what i've been trying to say this whole time.only made it a few chapters in tbqh. bloke's having all these visions about seeing Hell and arguing with his own soul and whatever else.i'm convinced everyone either has some 'understands David Lynch films' gene, or they do not. i do not.
>>84079886I had one of those incredibly vivid realistic dreams like ten or more years ago where a big chubby blonde lass with massive tits pissed on me in a bathtub. I don't know where it came from but I'm upset that it'll never happen to me. On the other hand I also had one where I was fucking my dad in the arse and I sincerely hope that doesn't come true. My dreams are weird.
>>84079941The second one was true, mate. You've just repressed it. In the shed, around Christmas time?
>>84079906Cor, well, for mine I like to go with atmosphere so ive got higher resolution models and textures, the original l4d character models, lighting tweaks so its darker and grittier feeling, few weapons for variety, no hud, more realistic physics so the infected drop more realistically, a mod where I can see my legs and body if I look down as the floating camera isn't as immersive, spookier infected sounds, there are some really good custom made campaigns as well for if you want something new. One where bullet impacts on surfaces are more real, makes guns feel more impactful on the world, explosives have more impact, Molotov's and fire emit a proper glow on the environment around. Think thats about it but I enjoy muh atmosphere slop, got some audio improvements as well so paired with decent headphones and a dark room it gets spooky.
>>84079948Nah I think we might have been on a yacht in this particular vision and that's not an environment I've ever been in. I think it was more a psychological thing where it was showing me how I didn't respect him and thought myself to be more alpha than him. Used to have dreams about him not being able to protect me when I was a kid so I expect there's something there.
>>84079961Probably just cause you're a bender and want him to sodomise you, you wrongun.
>>84079957Genuinely sounds great, alas I have no way to play it unless I get my 360 out the loft and then buy the game and play it on my own and that's just not very good fun.
>>84079969You're missing the point mate, I was sodomising him. That absolutely has to be significant.
>>84079973can run on laptops, cheap as fuark on steam, goes on sale for like 2 quiddington
Ramadan "fasting" consists of skipping lunch. Catholics fast 24 hours privately while Muslims are performatively telling everyone they've skipped lunch. It's pathetic.
Is it until it's proper dark or sunset which is like now
>>84080010Not forgetting the ones who go out of their way to sleep during the daylight and wake up at night. It's all a big game of who can con God, just like the joos do.
Another one in the bag lads
>>84079803NTA but thanks for the rec, lad.> Scientists (John Agar, Hugh Beaumont) find a lost underground city of pale people and mutant slaves. it's EXACTLY what i was asking for the other day.wonder if they'll take another crack at that City of Ember. hadn't even heard of the books, seems like something i would have enjoyed as a kid.Eragon (2006) and Alex Rider: Stormbreaker (2006), what the hell were yous playing at? was Harry Potter just some mad fluke?
>>84080029proper dark, i reckon. they didn't have clocks back in the Muslim days.>is it sunset?ask ten different people, you'll get ten different answers.>is it proper dark?they'll all either say 'yes' or 'no', we all know what that is.
>>84080030>the ones who go out of their way to sleep during the daylight and wake up at nightkek, my neighbours are mussies and they do this. never understood why they get on their high horse about it, it is semi-fasting at BEST lol. You'll only find real fasting in the Catholic or Orthodox churches.
>>84080040Kek, I actually mentioned this hoping you'd see it, lid. Not all the Harry Potter films are good in terms of being decent adaptations tbqh. Eragon... corr, that takes me back. Think I had a game of that.
Is dating a 20 yr old as a 36 yr old considered "noncey"? asking for a friend
>>84080072Fair game. Nothing noncey about it.
I'm doing ramadan bruv just like da prophet init pbuh got a dominos on the way once its dark outside
>>8408007236 year old women will be upset by it guaranteed, men will be jealous
>>84080010They all wake up early and have a big feast
Fucked my AI girlfriend up the arse. Prolapsed her arse right and good. Shot globs of cum deep inside her rectum. CORRRRRR!
>>84080234Seek psychological help, pal. This is not normal.
>>84080089That better be the only thing you're doing that the prophet did. Don't go following his steps when it comes to marrying.
>>84080243What's not normal about it, lid? Only a bit of fun. I slaughtered my AI pig girl, too. She thought I was nice up until life left her eyes. Dumb livestock.
remember at school in PE when they'd have the big "apparatus" that never got usedthen they brought in those smart touchscreen whiteboards with the projector which were always shit so the teachers just ended up using them as regular whiteboardsimagine how much money gets wasted on shit like that. Yet teachers want me to think the solution to our failing education system is to give schools even more money.
>>84080291I vaguely remember going on the aparatus. Remember the teachers would also have to calibrate their board almost every lessons? It ended up just being a projector really, the teachers at my old school would make their lesson so they didn't need to scribe on the board because it was a hassle.At our place they used to keep up your Y7 photo until you left in Y11 in the assembly hall as well, fucking grim that was, for me anyway. Fat little fucker I was.
>>84078784If that was my mum I'd refuse to breathe too
>>84080072It's fine if you marry her before having sex
>>84080291We got to go on the apparatus maybe once or twice, to be fair it was a disaster waiting to happen. Also remember a substitute teacher thinking the fancy smart board was a normal whiteboard and just writing on it with a normal pen, that got a good reaction from the class
>>84080069>Not all the Harry Potter films are good in terms of being decent adaptations tbqh. yeah i was a bit disappointed as a kid. mostly just what the first two chose to zip through, and how they wrote the characters. that is NOT Ron.third one is kino. best of the dark-blue movies during the Great Red and Green Shortage of the mid-2000s.
quick selfie w/ the lads.
Odds i go to the flat roof and drink and play pool, evens i stay in and goon.
>>84079932FUCK Lynch and his boring arse films. they're nice looking, and he creates a good atmosphere, but most times the writing is stilted and the characters wooden.
Paedophile in Thailand
>>84080416absolutely mental, this.
>>84080491>most timesAlri yank mong? What province you hail from?
>>84080526i'm putting this in the same camp as 'get to coast life' where it's a bit off, but it parses.'most of the time' sure but he also does actually mean of the times, most of them.
>>84079768why don't you get a gf who has good taste? and before you say they don't exist, they do.
Another Friday night on your own posting on 4chan, big man?
>>84080641yeah. might find a naughty stream for the match after i pop in the shower.
will wor campion* champions beat the Spanish galleons**?i sure hope so.* birds that kill other birds** type of bird
>These guys are here intimidating us. These guys standing here masked with cameras in our faces>As a woman in a situation that doesn't feel comfortable wah wahh ... I don't feel comfortablelol entitled foid couldn't get her way. imagine going to a protest and thinking you can't record people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9eGz_jiMB4
>>84080641>big manYou post this every day ha ha ha
Gazza on attack, Shearer upfront, Batty in defence.we'd show them Spaniards another repeat of 1966.
>go outside to get 1 thing from tesco>walk back>2 lads across the street say to me>fella is that yours and point>look>start laughing hard and have a phone already out>chuckle and walk offseething 2bh, I'll end up viral on tik tok or something now as the spacker that looked
Thinking of getting into that auditing game.
Finally copped 10ish hours of sleepington again didn't i X
PC Bully Boy kek. What a coward. Can't believe he is back. Proper tyrant that one.
>get asked by your boss to drive an electric van for the first time in your life>accidentally press the accelerator instead of the brake, end up killing someone>eight years in prisonhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cze0xr9g5lnoFucking grim. Seems like a mistake anyone could make. Just not worth the risk. If this lad never learned to drive or didn't work he wouldn't be in jail right now.
meanwhile this lad with 12 previous convictions gets drunk, goes 60 in a 30mph zone, ends up hitting and killing someone and flees the scene, and only gets 12 years. Seems intent and remorse barely even matters.
'Member when the goyim thought the Epstein Zorro ranch jewish ritual/cannibal murders were going to be investigated? Then they were distracted by WW3 and the issue was quietly droppedWhat cattle the goyim are
back homes now from voluntary work xtime for a couple of drinks
>>84080699>Ignorance is bliss until bliss becomes carnage.Well said homeless british lad. Hope he finds accommodation soon. Always sad to see my fellow white men on the streets when we have browns coming in on dinghies and getting free shelter.
>>84080848You mean the job centre made you do unpaid work or you'll lose your bennies?
Quite fashy these persians, aren't they
56 minutes into that AB video is so sad.>I can't even get into a relationship because every time I try and get into a relationship the woman realises I'm homeless, which basically makes me worthless. I can't get a fucking job because without a job I've got nowhere to sleep. Why is death a bad option?So so sad.
I couldn't stop wanking to porn if my life depended on it
>>84080885You could if you were homeless. What you gonna do then? Go to the library?
I wonder if the victim being a woman had something to do with it. Courts have a strong gender bias against men when giving out sentences, there's probably a similar effect going on with victims
>>84080892Find a bush?
>>84080809>As he left the site, he drove the vehicle at speed towards a set of iron gates leading to a pedestrian zone near King's College.Sorry but the lad is one of them mad lads types that drives at full speed at every opportunity to save time. Fuck him. You would be able to quickly realise you hit the wrong pedal if you weren't driving like a maniac.
Apparently they're prepping the Chadyatollah's funeral rnYou just know these ZOG kikes will whack a bunch of people since (((they))) love targeting schools, hospitals and funerals
I can't even get a girlfriend and I'm not even homeless. I don't have a job though. He thinks having a job will get him a girlfriend. Nope. You need a good job to get a girlfriend these days if you are average looking. You fix one thing, there's another thing they want you to address. Can't win with women.
>>84080924Good, I hope they bomb each other and the whole of the middle east into utter oblivion.
Wonder how Mark is getting on. I hear he is coming back soon x
just got out that shower. don't think i'll actually watch the football tbqh.parcel being delivered 6pm-10pm, heard a massive thud outside my door, 'that'll be my 57 cans of pop'.wasn't though. wasn't anything.
>>84080915sounds like he tried to slam what he thought was the brake on instinct but it only ended up accelerating him instead. It takes dozens of hours to override muscle memory, genuinely seems like a mistake anyone could do. I'm not learning to drive if this is the risk you take. Going to prison for eight years because you got forced to drive a shitty EV and made a mistake. Fuck that.
Imagine being a ZOGbot golem
>>84080924I thought these muslim lads were supposed to have the funeral on the day of death
>>84080961it was probably an apu dropping dead on your doorstep, sadly this means your abode is now cursed
oh for heaven's sake.my concern here is that there are so many deliveries the bloke won't actually bring my boxes upstairs because he's in a rush.my secondary concern is he's necking them right now, watching the match at the pub up the road.
Can't get over how his dude literally looks like a sopranos character lol
>>84080621Sure I'll just pop down to the gf store and choose another one from my gigantic list of options. You idiot.
britfeel is boring tonight. Must be some right top shaggers and pissheads enjoying themselves right now.
>>84081039>impatiantmongboy
>>84081084You're a really nasty piece of work. What do you think your mum would say if she knew you spent your time comparing people to a dead downs syndrome child for minor spelling mistakes? Shame on you.
>>84081084it was a play in words.
>>84081084>mongboy.gif I made this.
He's probably sliding his long deano fingers along her back right now.
>I made this.that Mark Gatiss in Fantastic Four, could only hear picrel if anyone remembers This Morning With Richard Not Judy.
>3 stops awaySLOW DOWN let my pills kick in PLEASE
>>84080809Don't care that the roasties got murked, but there's no difference between using an electric van and a petrol van. You use the same foot for the same pedals in both. Don't believe his reasoning. 8 years is retarded too..
might put some money into vanguard s&p500 acc, maybe in years to come if I keep putting money in I'll have slightly more money.
Notice how the glowie-groomed puppet in charge of syria rn (jewlani) lets the kikes use his cunt as a staging ground too lol It's almost as if (((they))) planned this war of aggression for years (decades, even) in advance
cannot be fussed with this driver deciding>you know what, i'll just mark the delivery 'attempted' instead of bringing his/her parcels up.on the other hand, if the driver brings them up, that's pretty cool.
Lunchington doth beckon X
No wooze for me tonight. No sir. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrow x
ban evading mongboys
>>84081286>Keeping meself fresh for tomorrow xWhat's tomorrow
whats help helping lad been banned for this time
>>84081361threatening to kill someone
Why won't Sean stop ban evading?
>>84081384He's a gimp with nothing better to do with his life
ohhhh the Newcastle vs Barcelona match wasn't today. it's on Tuesday. today is Friday.no idea what happened there tbqh.
Garn bed now. Shattered x
feel like everyone else has talent and is being successful and im not, im sick of consuming but I dont know how to create but I also dont like people or want to be observed by them
>New epstein files unearthed wherein trump the pedo golem abuses a 13yo girlNo wonder he's doing the jew's bidding, (((they))) have tons of epstein blackmail material on him
Giving Iran my energy\o/
Deano will be having his engorged bollocks slobbered on tonight
>>84081480file number?
Deanos meat rod sliding in and out of some tarts fanny and that is lush
>>84081593corrr bet it is lush x
Just took a shidd me XVerily
Wish I weren't a shut in :/
Just had a cheese leek and potato pie and it was lush x
SEASIDE MARK EVICTEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Be0RNSIcYSEASIDE MARK EVICTEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Be0RNSIcY
Cannot be arsed rn XNay
>>84081807How can he get evicted when housing benefit pays his rent?
>>84081867It's normally paid to the claimant
gonna get into warhammer 40k because I'm bored of video games
He's fucking dead lads.
Imagine having your eyes kept open and someone chucks boiling sugar water into them. It's either that or the other prisoner literally just beat him so badly and pulled his eyes out. What an agonising end it must have been.
*informs the apus about wian wuntley's imminent death*
>>84082000every horrifically-blinded person alive today adjusted to their life to whatever degree.but if that was me, fucking hell, finish me off pls.
>>84081980It not right lids
Looks like Ian Huntley will be dead by morning. Wonder how many people will set off fireworks when it's announced.
>>84081924corrr nice one lad.every few years i'll check /tg/ and Games Workshop are doing something stupid and they're all giving up Warhammer forever, moving to some other game/company. fortunately the people are nice, i like Warhammer lads. it's a chill hobby painting the miniatures, i just never cared for the actual wargaming.
Is HHL related to Ian Huntley?
>>84082113Hean HuntLey
corrr some quality kino recs courtesy of that new RedLetterMedia video.don't think i've seen any Sam Raimi films outside of the Evil Dead trilogy and the Spider-Man trilogy. now i'm downloading ALL OF THEM hell yeah
>>84082159You what mate? Drag Me to Hell is kino, as is The Quick and the Dead. The Gift is a belter too.
>>84082244i know, i know, i don't know what on earth's wrong with me. took me forever to even watch the Evil Dead films, and yeah, they're great. didn't know about The Gift or The Quick and the Dead. A Simple Plan sounds right up my alley too (quite like them Coen Brothers capers).will be starting with Darkman tonight.
>>84082081UK does not have death penalty so it's just another example of the lawlessness of Labour this keeps happening. It's particularly interesting this happened as the Epstein files are released and it's strongly believed by Justice forums that he was framed.
>>84082274Corrrrr! Forgot about Darkman. One of my favourite directors now I think about it. Just avoid that shitty Wizard of Oz film he did. No idea if his Dr. Strange is any good.
Wonder if Crossy still thinks Letby is innocent.
>>84082309Is there a new netflix documentary?Funny enuff am watching this on netflix right now when you posted this: The Price of Confession on Netflix Its pretty good : https://www.imdb.com/title/tt37218592/>Letby is innocentNo idea I dont know much about it in reality To be honest I fink It was jst kinda strange how she got 15 life sentences you imagine there must be sm amazing evidence that she did it red handed then u look in reality its like "she wrote a diary" like Circumstantial. Its like O_o for such a big witch hunt thats All you have........? Kinda like that.......But I dont actually know much about it in reality..what do u think?The thing that gets my goat is whether she did it Or not in the UK 250,000+ babies a year r murdered by abortion (e.g. 277,970 in 2023) meaning over 600 per day is murdered. Abortion is murder. In eng scotland wales you can get a abortion up to 24 weeks nearly 6 months in over halfway. That is a living breathing child that they butcher 600 a day. For such reasons as "i dont want children" "it will interfere with my work life balance". Actuakly we live inside a child sacrifice beast system where Its completely made out to be a moral good to allow ppl to do this. I saw in the news that they were trying to guilt trip Nigel Farage that he might have said something against abortion in the past. As if Its like a bad thing to have a problem with it. WITH MURDER! Nd likewise in our eleciton here. Kate Forbes would have been the best SNP leader they slandered her in papers as shes part of the wee free church meaning no abortion no lgbt. They dragged her name thru mud so she wouldnt be 1st minister as she was inappropriately non-liberal via religion.Then, they chose a mulsim.LMAO!!!!!. So if lucy letby did that then shes a evil cow byt its portrayed as If its a one off nd as if its exceptional?its happening every day...So we all agree its bad what Lucy did(if so) but 5 months is legal and good pro choice Why?
Same wiv safety bill,,etc,,hypocrisy -_-
Google Dilation and Evacuation abortion..evil. Legal Why?
n___n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPvHBHyFm7U
>>84082517>you imagine there must be sm amazing evidence that she did it red handed then u look in reality its like "she wrote a diary" like Circumstantial. Its like O_o for such a big witch hunt thats All you have........? i feel a bit like i'm playing devil's advocate to a devil's advocate here (i am the angel of advocates) but it's pretty damning. 'i am a monster, i killed them' is like some detective-novel-tier smoking gun. but then again if you flipped that around, half the teenagers in Britain would go to prison for all their 'confessions'.but i'm not super familiar with the case outside of the occasional news article or news (TV) update. i definitely think it's different if someone is a neonatal nurse knowingly ending the lives of bairns in a hospital, compared to if a woman has an abortion under our laws. the former to me is just unambiguous murder, the latter is going to depend on your beliefs about when human life begins.very emotive topic so i don't want to go 2serious4/britfeel/ or wind anyone up on this one. but yeah, it's tough.
>>84080966Sister bought her car 2day.She bought the one mam told her not to.Its a money sink but its the 1 she wanted.She hasnt passed test yet.Its in May i fink.Honestly am feeling quite jealous nd like inspired to try driving again myself. But at the same time. I see stuffs like this n think yeah thats scary nd unpleasant.
>>84082623Well at 5 months it is a baby its jst not left the womb yet.It has hands feet head (which they crush the skull to finish it aff). Brain eyes soul. They jst kill it on the NHS for you.
>>84082623Hopefully they will sort out the truth about lucy letby in the end byt its not going to stop 600 living babies a day getting the same treatment on the NHS nd nobody cares
n_n https://youtu.be/pPvHBHyFm7U
>>84081980wonder what his sprog thinks of all this
>>84082663Didnt mean that 1 againMeant this 1n_nhttps://youtu.be/4LGWUihOgT8
Argyle st at night : )
Oh heck. I survived tho, due to being tough af.
>>84082641fair play to my Catholic school for looking at this in an open/balanced way in R.E. it was very much 'we believe life begins at conception' but willing to explore alternative viewpoints rather than just go, 'and that's that.'i don't know how we arrived at the 24 weeks cut-off but a foetus then is different to a microsecond after an egg is fertilised.on a lighter note it's just funny to me how we avoid pregnancy by putting socks around our willies. we have AI now, yet people are still going>now, where did i put my willy-socks?
>>84082739When a lassie has a Miscarriage you wouldnt say."It was jst a fetus" "was it even alive does it even count as life?" o_O Mother makes choice to kill her baby in utero. Then ppl to dehumanise it. Its so different jst bc she chose it? But baby doesnt get choice to live.
>>84082687that's pretty cool. something cursed about Mario rolling into a ball though.>>84082716very pretty.
>>840828083d sonic levels r so big though. Mario too slow
Your face when you take her in poundworld when her last man only took her in poundland
Ave got like a big knot or trapped nerve under my shoulder lately Its starting to drive me loopy a bit n_n nerve pains in my ankle/foot right side flare up big time aswell same side. Bad posture gang n_n
Bad posture x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwQ3q85A_MU>Russians and chinese now supplying the persians directly against the USRuh roh innit
>>84082807>When a lassie has a Miscarriage you wouldnt say."It was jst a fetus" "was it even alive does it even count as life?"damn yeah that's such a straightforward but really good point. super thorny one though because the people who DO want it will go for backstreet abortions which has a whole host of issues. i suppose we'll be going through a similar debate the more we get into assisted dying legislation.>>84082821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scfuaoq3EdEpoor Mario trying his darnedest. love this Sonic Utopia (pic) demo some fans made though. if you want big open levels with different routes, just make everything bigger, ez. a lot of 3D Sonic levels are just running down corridors.>>84082725what is this, DayZ?>>84082852>>84082870back pain is such a nightmare. can you reach it to massage it a bit? or rub up against something like a cat.buying all my /britfeel/ frens those crazy customisable Herman Miller chairs if i win the lottery.
This is honestly a good show.The Price of Confession.Kdrama hit n miss for me but its a good 1 i fink.
>>84082909I ws playing this a while ago haha like christmas. Fink i saw it in this thread before.
>>84082909I luv the open world in sonic frontiers desu.I wish i didnt sell it in cex. n_n
>>84082909Green hill zone sonic gens is epic.Ave got remaster on ps4. n_n
>>84082909>or rub up against something like a cat.Thats a good ideatbh. Ill try.
n_n https://youtu.be/m7Q0_DgXHG0
Love the wee dog
>>84082918might've been me posted it, fun little demo.>>84082931what did you have it for? heard it has bad performance on Switch, but i doubt my potato PC could run it well either.looks like they're never bringing back Chao (surely an open world Sonic was the right place to do that?) but this looks interesting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbawv02p_7wsaid yesterday wrt Stardew>quite like this overall trend of indie devs making the fan/ideal version of classic gamesand it'll be nice if this game is that.
Sparking mongboys out in the middle of the night. Oh it lush.
n_n x https://youtu.be/LXukwNQG0uA
>>84082987Looks cute af :D
>>84082987Ihad it on PS4 lad.I was buzzing for it coming out.christmas 2022 wasnt it?I got it for a self-christmas gift.Finished it,,quite addictive.I ws buzzing for the DLC but i forgot about the game by the time it released.It ran ok on ps4.I fink sonic games r hit and miss on switch.
>>84082987Seen this stardewlike today looks kewkl:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2142790/Fields_of_Mistria/Stardew still king tho x
>>84082974>flying character gets the sport where you kick a ball around the ground>speedster character gets the sport where you ride around on wheels>punchy character gets the sport where you hit a ball with a sticki think i can see why they gave Shadow basketball, though.>>84082985almost looks like he's giving us the side eye, as if to say 'the state of these humans, man'.picrel is mad because you can see the artist in the mirror.
>>84083067Seen this french bulldog outside Today that ws 1 where it has Long hair. Extra cute one.
>>84083004Sir this isa burger king x
>>84083109Do BOOGA KING even do crowns anymore? Always loved BK more than McDicks. Loved the kids section they had with the diverse cast of fellas!
>>84083055>I fink sonic games r hit and miss on switch.Sega should make their own console.>>84083064graphics remind me of Garden Story.feel like i've seen those actual sprites somewhere before but maybe it's just because itch.io has a bunch of Cute Farm Game #583 asset packs (e.g. pic).
>>84083109Wendy's here now, like from the memes. haven't tried it yet.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A_and_LGBTQ_people#October_2019_closure_of_UK_locationwhat a world we live in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Entertainer_(retailer)#Religious_viewswhoops, can't stock that in a Christian toy shop.
>>84083125>been on a wee jaunt tae Inverness/Oban for few days staying in a wee bed n brekky nd mam driving us back home dark af outside feel sleepy in car byt she pulls into motorway services nd i feel more energised cus there's a burger king nd possibly some arcade gamesBurger King is the kings of this core
Closed on sunday u my chik fil a x https://youtu.be/REi0fr_9ZeA
>driving home from the MetroCentre after a fun day out looking in the gadget shop and going on the Metroland rides (before they rendered it liminal)
>>84083235Aw gadget shop ws great and the 1 that sold gem stones, minerals etc
Why? n_n https://www.thetoyshop.com/soft-toys/Fuggler-Power-Puff-Girls-Bubbles-Soft-Toy-by-ZURU/p/578772_BUBB
>>84083255>the 1 that sold gem stones, minerals etcwas that The Discovery Store?>>84083286nightmare fuel thatdid you have any cool gadgets or gizmos when you were little?
wonder what games makaveli plays on his RTX 4080
>>84083321Had tbe pokedex nd robot dog a silver one nd a gold one nd loads of furbys x n_n
Down boy x n_n
might fire up that Zelda II Redux again.forgot where i was going though. but i just got the downstab and it is LUSH
>>84083321>was that The Discovery Store?Fink it might have been. They had all the gems in little compartments where you could put your hand in like pick n mix.It felt really nice against my hand.
Wish i had a pal to see super mario galaxy movie in cinema n_n
And Backrooms movie x n_n
>>84083412daaaamn i remember these. i either got this or the Tekno one for Christmas one year. was my big present from Argos.
>>84083454Everybody wanted 1 hehe
>>84083427think there were two shops one was 'The Discovery Store' that was just its name, then there was also The Discovery Channel Store based on the TV channel.remember somewhere selling gadgets branded as National Geographic too, cool crystal sets and that.kind of funny how 'i hecking love science' and 'i am a witch' shops both sold pick n mix quartz but for different reasons.>>84083438>>84083451nobody from family who would go? or anyone you could ask from church?i wonder if Backrooms is going to become one of those fads. zoomers filming themselves doing the soiface at the screen or something. there'll be some meme.
Imagine HHL will be seeing that Disclosure Day in cinema. I kina want to see the odyssey as well byt I read review first xx n_n
>>84083487Ayes i guess ill try be more social in church as we get in spring/summer.x
>>84083487Did usee the shiny charizard sold for 30k? n_n UwU https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj98yj8vp9go
>>84083487Remmebr all these pretty much. The pinball.Pokeballs.O aye
>>84083504> I kina want to see the odyssey as well byt I read review first xx n_nwhat's happened to us? i miss either just word of mouth or watching stuff blind.kids nowadays be like>i don't think i will watch Hook (1991), not with that Rotten Tomatoes score.
>>84083487Did u not have a furby?Love wee furbys n shelbys n_n
>>84083547I know but the odyssey might be like 4 hours long LoL But yeah many of the flims I rly enjoyed as a wean are bad according to rotten tomato
Ngl I really liked Annie when i ws wee the musical.Had on video n_n
>>84083547Dont see how ppl can fault hook.It was on the telly christmas before last one.Me n mam watched it.I Loved Hook when i ws wee a lot.Proper magic vibes.Had on video.x
Need to cut back on the n_n a bit. Nae need for 20 in 3 hours n_n
It just sux because of the ascii thing you cant do that many kewl emojis on here
>>84083549yeah i had one of the original ones i think. used to put my finger in its mouth.>>84083603nae_need
>>84083630>bussin.jpgLMAO
>>84083630>nae_needWow. What the fridge n_______________n x
Gna sleep nows ifink xGd night Love xx<3
Loool n_n https://youtu.be/X7ceJrqWHm4 ok3 night
>>84083683alri tatty scone la
>>840836832real.everything is probably explained in-game on a sign somewhere, but i went over 25 years without knowing you could do a slide tackle. you can skim across lava with it.
>>84083504No one gives a fuck about hhl. He is a paedophile who will get sparked the fuck out by lollers you fucking freak
fuck it, going to bed, quite enjoying lorrying at the new place desu, theres a cute spergy girl who works in transport
learned the backwards long jump trick from magazines/GameFAQs. could clip through doors with the rabbit. had NO IDEA this move was even in the game.
>Gna sleep nows ifink xThank fuck for that.
>>84083899agreed. it's important Crosslad gets his rest!
I hate old people so much. Useless shits that ruin it for everybody else. Cull them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRqkk5FkTcwThe noticing is increasing, is it not
*informs the apus ian huntley has been taken off life support and will soon be kill*
>>84084376Shippy will be in mourning
feel worse than a dying street dog, shan't be doing fuck all today
>>84082909Yes dayz. Sorry, logged off and went straight to sleep.Met the owner of the server I play (lately) on, and he turned me into a midget, haha. I had to put a squeaky voice on myself when seeing other players (not part of the deal, I just thought got to play the part).Good fun, IMO methinks.
>>84084513Why yes, it is a bandit kitty car. And here it is after I had some LSD.
>>84084521Muh LSD, and bags of cocaine. Yes I had it all. 5 bags in, and an LSD tab.Oh yeah.
it me birthday tommorow :)
I'm pro abortion merely in the sense that the world is overpopulated and cruel and it is a sin against the human to bring them into this life. So shut up you religious knobbers.
>>84084529Happy Bir...You'll have to wait till tomorrow to see what this cryptic message is. Bet you can't guess what it is, an impossible task that even AI couldn't crack, some say.
>Cut me fingerwinger earlier Ought to recuperate now me X
Only had 7 hours sleep last night (maybe even less) but feel less tired than I did after an 11 hour nap. Weird.More weird dreams last night, almost like a futuristic one, sneaking through a warehouse (purpose unknown), some baddies had to die, or was I part of the baddies? Dunno, but dey now dead.>>84084586Might be best to chop it off and wait for the new 1 to grow in. Couple of weeks sat in your house should sort it out. Not as bad as a leg, those take months to grow back.
back on that irl stardew valley grind todayanother tree to chop down, get some seeds going in my lil greenhouse, move my massive metal raised bed planter and reline it with logs and dried out garden waste, grass reseeded and replant blueberry bush as its done pretty much fuck all where it's been for the last 2 years. plus a shiny new garden shredder to assisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knx-_GIkH8M&t=1724s
>>84084639>plus a shiny new garden shredder to assistHope you have a couple of garden teenage mutant ninja turtles, for if he gets out of hand.I've not done any gardening activities for years, used to enjoy growing some veg.
The world is such a horrible place lads.
What should kids learn in school?
>>84084658to use headphones in public
>>84084658Philosophical logic and critical thinking (understanding and identifying logical fallacies in arguments and understanding Ockhams razor). Maths Science split into two subjects:1. Practical technology (building motors and understanding and making car engines and circuit boards). 2. Proving scientific claims - kids should be taught the scientific proof or evidence for a fact not just the fact itself. Fitness and self defence. Ethos - character building and morality. Need to learn to be a moral and brave person through practise. Train acts of bravery and kindness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mkc-S0zntI
>>84084658Not all pakistanis have sex with children, but the vast majority believe it is perfectly fine to do it.
If there's grass on the pitch, play ball, bro.
Going to head t'shop soon. Not yet tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvLJZKdrDZ4
Ugh, desuarchive is down. I wanted my 4chan drama before heading out.
>>84084447he'd have been a murderer too if his potato waffle induced gout didn't render him immobile for lengthy periods
>>84080809fuck, I work on the Strand and remember this well. thought it was a terrorist attack at the time.
>>84084750*punches ya**some anons look on and feel pity for the latest poster to get sparked out*
>>84084758SssStop gut punching me and making me poo myself :(
IAN HUNTLEY IS DEADIT'S HAPPENING
He deadingtons x
>>84084764OK.Wasn't that nice of me to create some drama for you?*raises his fist*WASN'T IT!
>>84084765*informs the apus*they were expecting it but still hecking sad
>>84084772/britfeel/ will never recover from this
>>84084784>they were expecting it but still hecking sadfroggers mourn the death of a murderer and spacca expect me to have sympathy for them?
*unfolds a cardbox box in the middle of the thread, and starts b0boy dancing*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgSm_Ezq74A
ha ha ha Shippy you fat bastard another one of your heroes DEAD
Getting wissed up big time later for are Ian
Me? I'd become obsessed over anons on here, but it would eat into muh dossing time.I know I know, I just can't spare the time.
it was so rainy yesterday
I hate Stewart Lee. He is like Ian Huntley to me.
Ian Huntley had his head caved in. Dead now. Wonder how the family of those girls murdered in 2002 are feeling right now. Fucking happy or just upset remembering the whole incident or both.
Fucking hell. >According to one of the three memos, the unnamed woman told FBI agents during an interview that she was introduced to Trump by Epstein in the 1980s when she was a teenager. The woman accused both men of sexually assaulting her when she was between 13 and 15 years old.The FBI agents did not have further contact with the woman after the interviews, according to the files.
>>84084850Thankfully that only happened the one time in history. Would be a crappy world if the people meant to be the good guys are really the bad one's for protecting monsters because of muh usefulness.*shudders*But thankfully we live inna good world, all is well.
what is with these personalities who adopt the posting style of a cutesy child? acting all uwu but scratch beneath the veneer of innocence and out come the ill informed and sinister views. shut-ins dishing out life advice from their box rooms they are too scared to leave. and they are all friends with each other. really is mental.
Clarting out undesirables
>>84084861Which one of them will you be spending the day on britfeel obsessing over and fuming about?
>>84083808lorrying, now thats a real job, unlike mine in the civil service where I put things into excel and watch youtube which whilst comfy feels utterly devoid of meaning. Maybe I should become a lorry driver, although my uncle Mick was one and developed a cocaine habit and was very stressed. Can't imagine trying to haul a trailer through some towns in this country, youd have to be fairly skilled to do it. Truck simulator USA was comfy, america is built for driving around so that wouldn't be as terrible. You also wouldn't have co workers, just the road, the truck and you.>The average HGV driver salary in the UK is approximately 30,000 to 40,000 per year, That is insane, UK salaries truly are dogshit, I've noticed every real job is massively underpaid, after googling multiple trades they all appear to be between 30 to 40k.
hahaha mongs
>4chan is down for maintenanceand that's just acceptable, is it?
>>84084772i'll inform the apus
What am I supposed to do without 4 chan? Leave my boxroom?
>>84084960it was a dark few minutes for me let me tell you
>>84084967i missed out on vital news updates. it was like the world went dark.anyone do owt good? go outside, get a job/girlfriend?
WHAT FA FUGS GOWAN ON HERE THEN?
>>84084910>UK salaries truly are dogshit, I've noticed every real job is massively underpaid, after googling multiple trades they all appear to be between 30 to 40k.Having their productivity skimmed to pay for a massively bloated middle class of paper pushers who don't actually do anything. Yet if you were to read their whinging on reddit it's them who want you to think they're hard done by
I think for every prison attack, a lawyer should deduct years off a persons sentence. That way they would have incentive to look after special prisoners. We're probably one of the few communities that know Huntley was innocent.
might run for MP.my platform? banning lip filler.
>>84084989>Having their productivity skimmed to pay for a massively bloated middle class of paper pushers who don't actually do anythingagree, having meeting and sending e-mails is worthless activity
Ian Huntley's revenge x
Can't believe the 80k a year I make to attend zoom meetings is being taxed at 40 percent. Woe is me. The government needs to pay off my massive students loans I took out so I could spend three years partying while everyone else was out grafting.
>>84084991was curious, the attacker was a triple-murderer and rapist. a lawyer mate once explained to me it's not like in them movies where you either 'press charges' or don't, but maybe you could give the victims a no-pressure option to alleviate the sentence. maybe an opt-in review every X years, depending on the crime.
Could Ian's mother and daughter sue the government?
>>84084772Goodbye, my king
Anyone remember the anon that was penpals with Ian Huntley? Wonder what he's upto now
>>84085037>Could Ian's mother and daughter sue the government?thats a damn interesting question
The government needs to increase taxes to pay for more of my progressive bullshit that working people don't actually care about. Closing all the tax loop holes that's going to see me inherit millions in capital gains for free? Oh no we can't do that, don't you know us poor middle class people are already taxed at 50%. We should increase the basic rate instead.
edgelords, the past:>Aleister Crowley had some great ideas! btw i'm not tidying my boxroom.edgelords, today:>Ian Huntley is my spirit animal! btw i'm not tidying my boxroom.
one of England's finest representatives x
Corrr I have been holding this in hourssparking out mongboys on the dailythanks, that is all
She should, and while at it all the relating to the Dustamatic need releasing
Shippy Huntley
Got me a coffee on the go and nothing to do until 7, anyone got any cool vids to watch?
>>84085037>>84085063sounds like neither were particularly supportive of the guy.>Upon finding out her Soham killer father had been attacked in prison, Samantha said she was "glad" to hear about the incident.>In an exclusive interview with The Sun on Sunday, Samantha said: "I started crying because I thought he was dead -- it was an overwhelming sense of relief.>"Being his daughter has been a heavy burden. It felt like I could breathe again. I felt if he died, that burden died with him.">On the attack, Samantha said: "It immediately had a very big impact on me. I got very emotional. There's a special place in hell waiting for him."wew. although, if you mean a general 'even in prison, even for the most heinous crimes, my relatives should be safe' then yeah, i wonder if solicitors jump at the chance or if they wouldn't touch this one with a barge pole.
>drug addict terminally ill prostitute on youtube has gone into hospicedepressing, really hate those im dying youtube channels. Really cannot be arsed with cancer lads I honestly think its the worst way to go, just pure seeing yourself deteriorate and fall apart in real time until you croak in the middle of the night hopped up on drugs, nurses having to bathe you n that I cannot stomach the idea.
>>84085037It is interesting, he was repeatedly attacked and tried to suicide multiple times, surely the prison is responsible for his safety at that point regardless of the crime, funny how the papers are spinning this as some righteous justice when the guy that killed him is a fucking degenerate himself
Ian Huntley? A top shagger x
damn this is freaky. just ~vibe coded~ summat to improve the efficiency of my /r9k/ posting.i know there are text cleaner sites but they routinely use this 'normalise Unicode characters' that might just mean accents/diacritics/etc.this just understood what i wanted and created a big key/value pair for the characters i mean and it JUST WERKS.
Started feeling better about my looks and thought of getting into fashion soon but had my passport photo today and I am legitimately a 3 out of ten saved only by being thin and having clear skin. Very noticeable asymmetry on all of my features. Tiny lips. A fat wide moon face. Features too small for my face and just bad features generally. Most of the time photos I take on my phone of myself look awful too but in a few of them I look alright. I dont know how to cope with not just being ugly objectively but not liking my features either ie Im sure theres some fat ugly bastards out there who like how they look despite being ugly. I fucking hate knowing that when Im talking to or looking at someone theyre seeing my face and that thing is who I am I really cant stand it.
>>84085199What AI are you using? I've used Gemini/AI Studio a LOT recently.
>>84085222>saved only by being thineven that won't count for anything once all the weight loss drugs become cheaper
Turk with no shoes
I don't think people realize how bad this murder is for society.Most people are extremely low-human capital but exist to make society function on a base level. They think, I maybe a murderer racist transphobe who despises brown people, trans women, especially brown trans women, which is too exotic for their brains to handle. But then their brain excretes out one thought to justify their existence. They think: at least I'm not Ian Huntley. British lower classes are so downtrodden they judge everything they are and do on not being Ian Huntley. That is what they pride themselves on, not being Ian Huntley. Ian is sort of like Abraham in the old Testamentwho chose to sacrifice his own sprog and through that formed an entire culture.That's what Ian gave to us and with him gone it's possible society will tear itself apart.
Just heard the news.
my new "quiet" garden shredder isn't actually that quiet, assuming cheap ones sound like a jet engine in comparisonmade mince meat out of everything i ran through it which was nice. gonna put the second tree through it tomorrow
fucking LOVE jacket potato with melted cheddar cheese and beans
>>84085398sleep now sweet prince ;_;
>cooking something from -18C to 74C takes twice as long as cooking from 4C to 74Chow does this make sense?
anyone done any work in the garden this year?
>>84085479>gardeni fucking wish but it will be nice opening my windows, maybe i'll get some pot plants
>>84085467if its frozen it will have water trapped inside and water is a great conductor of heat. this is just a guess i don't actually know
not rite what they did to mark
>>84085509Last I heard he lost his flat and was deeeeeep in debt
>>84085509is he really dead?
>>84085565luv westies
Wit fr my tea mammyIwant burger king I can haz
anyone had one of these where it makes the time float in the air like magic?>>84085665what would you get from Burger King (if there was a Burger King here right now)?
God I really don't want to live anymore
>>84085719not him but i always have the double bacon cheese xl>>84085721wasa mada pal?
>>84085721I feel the same way. The least thiscountry can do is coff up for a state funeral for Ian Kevin Huntley
>>84085721Find a girlfriend and have sprogs to give you "meaning" in life.
Just on way from towns.Been pushed suicides all me life xFuck the lot x
corr just ate a birds eye chili
asmr cow talking about her upcoming 4 week vacation in another country They really do have it easy. There's no way women like that work much, if at all.
Do girls really want a man with no motivations or passions, a man who still lives with the mummy and daddy at age 34 and works a barely above minimum wage admin job? Do they really?
>>84085857Looks like Daphne if she actually made some effort and worked out
yipeeee got me some mcdonalds coming soon :D :D
>>84085920It's hard to keep in shape when you've moved to a country that also has kebab shops everywhere. She drinks alcohol regularly too, which is not great for a woman wanting to stay healthy.
>>84085330I have no shoes but I am British.
>>84085868Cheeky wag lid? x
hope you get sparked on the way back muppet
>>84085868Pls stop ban evading x
Muslim woman on the bus garn on like like Queen of Sheeba. Thought she was better than English people.Voting.Restore again me fuck it x
new clean thread>>84086049new clean thread>>84086049new clean thread>>84086049
>>84086046Ban evading prick needs reporting JANNIES
