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Spark Zone edition
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>>84096772
unfrogettable edish this one.
my town in the spark zone limits. Seen little lids prowling the streets at night with boxing gloves.
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mega melty meltdown mongboy edish
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>safe from the spark zone for now
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Awww aye sound

Fuck Israel and fuck the Tories xxx
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sparked out mongboy edish
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sparked a mongboy out in my own house little lad kept saying I was dad get tae fuck wee mongboy before I spark ya mam out too yeah?
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>>84096769
Cba with that, instagram will do, you know the score.
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Tories are Ameircan plaything

They hate poor English people and support Muslim/Sikhs landlords ripping off poor Whites

Post-WW2 SHITE X
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Fuck you and your capitalism xxx

Heil Hitler xxx
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ebay cunt better dispatch my items tomorrow
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>>84096772
Threadly reminder that jannies need to range ban the UK. I'm sick of you fags taking a spot on the catalog as if you're anything special. You don't fuckng see /americafeel/, /deutschfeel/, /latinfeel/, etc. Just letting you know you bongs are as obnoxious as the race baiters and jeets in here. Fuck off.
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>>84096837
>plaything
>>84092427

alri puppet master, onto a new gimmick now?
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>>84096785
I won the auction and noticed that the box was faded and shit. So I canceled it, I then sent a message to the seller explaining why I canceled it. Thankfully I am protected with eBay money back guarantee and I haven't paid for it yet. Hopefully the seller accepts the cancellation..
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>>84096855
would help if i linked the right post >>84092433
sorry puppet master
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You wanted me to kill myself

I won't forget that
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>>84096852
How about no x
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>>84096871
Upset over some hurty words again little lad?
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I have failed you britfeel, I have fucking failed yous x
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fuck sake i'm in the sparkzone
going to move out
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Just saw the Spark Squad ambush some poor healthcare wagie.
One of them knocked him out and the others kept spinning his jaw till it was on the back of his head.
Only made it back by dropping my kebab wrap
Freaks fell upon it like dogs or i'd be dead now
in tears. i feel sick
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Muslims don't give a fuck about Star Wars

Or Helper loyalism.

They only care about Muslims.

Serbians know the score xxxx
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>>84096925
If you even slept foot my area you would be deadintons and you know it xxx
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>>84096934
>if you even slept foot in my area
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>>84096940
fuck sake beat me to it.
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Serbians have been at war with Muslims for decades so they know the score.

They know White English people are too weak for their own good.
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>>84096928
I hope they're coming to spark out the anti-frog league out for the fake news about Sparkfrogs death.
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Has somebody made a HHL ai spambot? Theres no way he's been doing this for hours now.
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I know this a long shot but I want to put out a message to young men and girls of Sunderland. This isn't everything. Sean is a great manipulater. There's more to life than hate. Watch the films. There is good out there x
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>>84096968
It's a couple of shut ins larping
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cor, that Slay the Spire II is out in some capacity.

will wait a bit for bug fixes or updates. reviews are very positive, which is nice. my friend mate A is already in love with it. i introduced her to the first one and she's now this StS savant (Ascension 20 on all the characters)

thought it'd just be more of the same but there's co-op multiplayer and a (not-just-implied) story now? whoa.
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So that's how's ita gonna be huh

You can't turn them against me xxx
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take the red cord off me?
that's how its going to be. xxx
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>>84096857
Bad manners on your part mate but mistakes happen, hopefully he's not a prick! What games you got recently?
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miss having mates with board games.

i miss the mates themselves, obviously, but also the board games. you can play this Escape the Dark Castle solo, just going through some card deck dungeon with your adventurers. like analogue Slay the Spire in a way and the monochrome art is LUSH
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>>84096857
Shit happens lad. Somebody else will buy it.
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>>84097001
Corr is mate A a gamer gurl?
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>>84096857
I'd be telling you to fuck right off lad you had your chance to look at the pictures
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>>84097051
I know it was a bit shitty of me to do that. I should have inspected the box better. Nothing much lid, pickings are abit dry at the moment usually I have them all lined up in the basket but eBay is playing hard to get to I have to find out the deals and such. Recently have bought killer instinct gold for N64, I had the Killer instinct on the Super Nintendo when I was a kid so I imagine it will be the same.
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>>84096852
remember when 4chan blocked Japan? of course you don't. you're faking a 2009 timestamp on your screenshot of a children's game from 5 years ago.

me, i have oldfr*n cred. and i say /britfeel/ stays.
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>>84097086
Hey I did send a message apologising. What more do you want me to do.
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I'm not even a regime and you are trying to screw me over

So what I'm supposed to sit and watch this circus? Fuck no x
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>>84097089
Ooooh, I do like Killer Instinct. The Xbox reboot was pretty decent if I recall. Get on Vinted, lid. I've found decent deals on there as of late. eBay has been a bit weird since last year I've found.
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>>84097086
Fuck up little lad. Big man blad does what he wants. Pipe the fuck down and know your place. x
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you lads see a vape shop exploded in Glasgow, and took out a massive building?
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SNP love Muslims and hate England x

Fuck em x
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>>84097124
Heard Crossy was caught in the explosion trying to steal a load of Elfbars.
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>>84097124
Yeah seen it. Mad how fire can make those bricks fall down like that almost looked like a controlled demolition.
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Modern Scotland is proper Jewish/Muslim millionaire coded xxxx


Allergic to White lads x
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Just remember we are playing them at their own game.

We are the number one victims of racism. We own it. Anti-White victims of racism is rampant xx

It's evil x
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mongboy scared of getting dropped and it lush
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SCUDs over Sunderland.
IT end of an era x
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>>84097081
probably not in the PRO GAMER sense like Ethan's gf from Ctrl+Alt+Del, but something puzzle-brained like Slay the Spire feels like it was made for her.

kinda funny gamer gurlz were a 2000s joke and/or myth (and yeah there's posers in everything) but we're also the generation where everyone grew up with Game Boys and PlayStations.

it's like how anime is for fat neckbeard men, but then Elfen Lied also exists.
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Swear down crossy you better not betray me


My forces are sweeping through Scotland tell your compatriots to stand down xx
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Bunny ;3
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>Egg-waken
n_n
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Don't know reslly to say but don't oppose HHL's takeover. He said Scotland is better off and I believe it xxx
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Crosslad purchasing the wrong chocolate eggs baka
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>>84097265
Nice one lid xxx
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trollers doing a triple-reverse-meta false flag sockpuppet astroturf attack where they impersonate HHL impersonating Crosslad impersonating HHL impersonating himself.
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>>84097231
Anything is better than Anus Sarwar that theyre pushing.now
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Really enjoyed that kinder egg post yesterday (might have been the day before)
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>>84097270
Is it jst normal kinder eggs or is it a special 1 ?
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If I die

If Helper's world is really at an end..

Then it's over xxx

Might as well just launch the nukes. Game fucking over x
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For Easter this year I've figured out that if you get the 500g Cadbury's chocolate bar you get more chocolate than a standard Easter egg and it costs the same. Going to ask mummington this year for it.
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Entering this competition to go to easter island n_n how kewl would that be,?
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>>84097293
yeah that one's in my mental hall of fame.

there's an image that cracks me up every time it's posted but i won't same which because i like it being a surprise. and that one lad who wrote his little screed about cars on narrow country roads a few months ago, had me in stitches.

you guys are actually pretty damn funny and creative sometimes. not sure what the seethers and trollers want, but try just LURKING the thread once in a while without winding people up (seriously, give it a go yous)
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I dnt have greatest luck byt am playing sonic2 rn nd I got jackpot twice on casino zone
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>>84097318
Seeing the Moai statues would be lush mate
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>>84097303
i think the chocolate is just normal but this lad is on a mish: >>84034387
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Tails ;3
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I stood against the modern tyrant and you watched me get torn apart xxx

Goodnight. At least you are pro-White xxx
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>>84097334
Interesting Ill look in shop tomoz.
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>>84097330
is it true they have bodies underneath?
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>>84097330
Ano rite. How did they make them stones nd how did they lift them up nd place them wi technology at time?
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Basically watching HHL and his loyalists xxx

https://youtu.be/5WsZdDDQ8b0?feature=shared
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>>84097368
Yes, apparently some of them are 30ft tall
>>84097371
Probably something like this. Still strange how nobody knows how or why they made them like that. https://youtu.be/YpNuh-J5IgE?si=I8pf-bjto7aDTlhj
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A great conspiracy has been waged against me. They don't want a working-class lad from Sunderland calling the shots.

There worst fear is a White lad from Sunderland lmao
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I never win n_n
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Chance of a lifetimes xxx
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>>84097424
and yet you've won all of our hearts
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Nu breadinghams is it X
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It all hyena fault xxx

https://youtu.be/UMSorEat6II?feature=shared
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Exile Cross and Helpermong to Easter Island x
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Ngl I have no idea what's happening anymore been awake for 2 days xxx
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>>84097459
n_n *Moai statue emoji*
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>>84097480
Are u not tired? x
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>>84097452
all these 90s Disney films be like
>you slaughtered my whole village, now, draw your sword. to the death.
while some wacky animals are also going
>throw fruit at them! whoops, i slipped on a BANANA PEEL d'oh xD
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Hill Top Zone ws annoying me n_n
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>>84097499
Nope

Been off sniff 9 weeks and that's worth celebrating. Still getting wissed thoughs x
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"Don't speak to me unless you've read the codex" - Henry Cavill
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>>84097513
music is really grating.
somehow even worse in the beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvz556dm5TQ

the see-saws are fun though. always forget they're in Sonic 1 for this boss (true chads hit him with the balls, only virgins bounce into him)
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Teenage dreams x.

https://youtu.be/98WtmW-lfeE?si=mt6iLwSm1jRASxvh
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>>84097531
Mind Its mothers day nxt weekend Get your mam some flowers on Moonpig or smth x
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>>84097558
Good song xx Good old days in 2010
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>>84097544
Me when i stand under the flippers n let Tails solo boss fight on casino night zone
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Sry for acting like that...it will happen again
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>>84097558
I turned 18 that yr 2010 so that ws the end of my teenage dream n_n
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My hand is bleeding i don't care anymore xxx

Evil has won xxxx
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>>84097627
I was 16, left secondary school in 2010
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Dreams n_n https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0
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Rich stay Rich
Kate Middleton hates mackems
Fuck the lot x.


Rich cunts xxx
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>>84097631
Get plaster x
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>>84097592
you put Tails through some abuse in Sonic 2, but then he gets you back by losing your rings in the Special Stages.
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>>84097644
And stealing bubbles in any level with water lol
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Its ALWAYS the exact 1 that i genuinely need to escape death he gets n_n hes a good boy though x
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the way Sonic Mania has the buddy system in the DLC, can you play two-player with a second controller? like with Tails in Sonic 2 but with the others
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nothing will ever be better than crash team racing, that was the peak of gaming
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Ist honestly mind blowing that orangutans can drive, theyre IQ is estimated 75 to 90. They can use tools etc.
They r really like a Pokemon wiv 3 evolutions like Baby orangutan looks like a proper wee baby Teenage orangutan looks different nd male adult orangutan is hench and badass its like squirtle becoming blastoise
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>three Necronomicons
>Ash picks the wrong one
>two left, 50/50
>chooses one
>swaps to the other one

heh he knew the trick.
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>>84097685
they deserve rights:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape_personhood

if i can vote, so can they.
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n_______n https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ah8GFzTwvI
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>>84097667
Yes sonic mania has co op
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>>84097667
Only wiv Sonic and TAils though i fink
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I like sonic mania but am playing this 1 on sonic origins the remaster frm few years ago so its jst the regular levels. You can play it classic graphics style nd remastered. 1 2 3 + CD. It looks good.
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End of an era. Collapsed 09/03/2026
Another true marvel of architecture gone in the blink of an eye because of a vape shop.
It will be rebuilt as chicken shops.
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>>84097719
Ano my mam was saying the irn bru sign had been there since she ws my age
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>>84097558
:x https://youtu.be/VF8LzUg3ybE
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>>84097718
yeah was wondering with the menus.

never super warmed to CD tbqh. some of the Sonic Advance games did that thing where you have to explore the levels to get the hidden coins yet they ALSO made those type of Sonic levels where you just hold right and the game plays itself.

so it's like, Dimps do you want a game where i look around and explore, or do you want a game where i just go fast the whole time? at least Sonic CD, you had to hit 88 mph to travel through time, which is just what you'd be doing anyway.
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https://youtu.be/YF1R0hc5Q2I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLsUgvGq9U
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having a few jars arent i lads x
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Don't think I ever got past the fire level on Sonic 1, rarely got past the water level, fucking hated that level
I had Sonic 2 but can't remember much about it
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>>84097766
Oh wait wtf I just googled and the fire zone is only level 2? Can't even remember mang
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^_^ https://youtu.be/vl60dRm9740
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K73Pw9-cvpQ

DDRcore x
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>>84097776
The only fire part of sonic 1 would probably be the marble zone, which is stage 2.
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>>84097776
XD You get Tails in sonic 2 so its easyer as it gives you more chances to collect coins,hit enemies checkpoints etc and he can fly aswell
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>>84097776
Marble zone is known fr being hard though https://youtu.be/ayo_V6egRQg
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>>84097787
https://youtu.be/tdP9zOwkTAk
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>>84097787
n_n https://youtu.be/obL4jx_FrYM
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>>84097812
Yeah I think it's the water level (level 4?) I never beat because of the fucking air bubbles and the music would freak me out as you're about to drown
>>84097820
It was fun having Tails I remember the flying
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>>84097863
Sonic Origins remaster+dlc is on sale on playstation network atm 10 quid x n_n
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still think it was mental at the arcade a couple of years ago and it was DDR A20 and there's loads on there, a lot of the classic tunes and a few more 'meme' songs then i saw 'U.N. Owen Was Her? (COOL&CREATE)' and i was just like 'RIGHT, [then-boyfriend] WE'RE PLAYING THIS'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVhuaob0h7U
turns out this shit is FUCKING HARD and i wasted a bunch of credits trying over and over even on easymodo ;___;
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>>84097891
I 1cc PCB in 2023. n_n on Normal though
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Me if i dnt stop eating Reeses peanut butter cups
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Ppl say that now meaning fat "Fluffy" n_n
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>>84097908
oh nice one man. think the only one i ever 1CC'd was Imperishable Night on Normal which is the babby easy one but at least it means i am NOT a secondary.

maybe i did PCB. i'd have definitely tried. not EoSD tho because it doesn't show the hitbox when you focus and i need that.
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>>84097931
>>84097940
omg

although 2hu-related it took me a while to hear 'glazing' and understand it and i was thinking 'how's that good because glaze goes on the outside' like you're glancing it and then
OMG
GRAZING

could mean like it's a good thing but it's a CLOSE CALL to acquire it
>he keeps grazing with that girl he fancies
>i grazed that promotion
etc
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>>84097941
Until that 2023 time the only 1 i ever 1cc before was IN as well in 2010 on Normal Lol. I fink i used Yuyuko Youmu as well which makes it easier,i fink..PCB is i fink about the same level as IN. Maybe slightly harder. But easier than Eosd. I have tried to 1cc UFO a lot of times byt i always lose at Byakuren if i even get that far past Shou. Not good at them at all desu
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I wanna fuckin neck and I've had a redbull so I can't sleep
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A price off confession on netflix.The lassie got framed fr her husbands murder.In prison this lassie sasys she will confess to it for her so she gets off.But once shes out she has to kill some1 else for this lassie or else shell go back on confession nd admit that it was a lie.So actually to get out of being wrpngly imprisoned for murder she has to murder..Its a pretty good show.
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>>84097941
I pretty much jst die Sakuya. If i get past that its like 1 life left that doesnt stretch very far.
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I'm fuckin balding and now my beards turning grey legit gonna have to neck
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>>84097959
The worst is youtube comments. Ppl go crazy with the glaze glazing youtube creators n_n
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I've got the worst life here by far and it's not even close
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I'll bet my life I've got the worst life
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I'm hungry but I don't want to wake up mummington.
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also yeah
>>84097766
>the water level, fucking hated that level
Labyrinth Zone, its a pure bastard.

>Marble Zone
tbfair even though it's a 'slow' level it has shortcuts. both stuff where it's hidden passages in the wall (which i did discover as a kid, they're not super cryptic) and ones like any time you 'have' to ride a box through lava, you can just jump around platforms instead.

>>84097983
neat. UFO was the last one i properly played i think, that was the new one when i stopped being on /jp/ all the time. basically wanted to get better at the previous ones in order.

>>84097987
>>84098016
don't do it you have too much to live for.
(i have had grey hair since i was 12-13 and i just had a Costa fudge frappe so i know how you feel)
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Niggas eating kindereggs and playing sonic you couldn't COMPREHEND how bad it can get
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>>84098095
Nothing wrong with that normie. If you don't like it you know where the door is. Simple as.
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Luv me kinder eggs
Luv me mammy
Luv me sonic
Simple as.
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>>84098122
If your derpessed you should read Ecclesiastes from the Bible. You can see ppls have had these problems since ancient times.....only we have the solution now which is the blood of Jesus.
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>The blood of Christ has the power to atone for an infinite number of sins committed by an infinite number of people throughout the ages, and all whose faith rests in that blood will be saved.
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>>84098122
Your reading comprehension is terrible lad re-read what I wrote
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>>84098087
>don't do it you have too much to live for
Name one thing
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like let's say you're here and you don't fancy taking the boat

you just give it one of these x
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This is great btw been listening to this on and off for like a year now

https://youtu.be/Amo-w9r29YA
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Wish i had irl pal to play sonic mania co op n_n
>>84098224
Nice <3
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>>84098244
is there nothing in Glasgow you could go to like on Meetup.com or somewhere?
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>>84098261
Seems scary to be honest x n_n ill prolby stick to having a wee fantasy about it now n again n_n
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Everything happens fr a reason ^^;;
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Is the yoda 1 more rare,? n_n
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I saw normal sized kinder eggs that also had star wars toys in them today, does that mong know??
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>>84098152
Thank you I will read it on my bible app. It has an audio book mode where you can listen to it.
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although, i heard Sonic 3 on Sonic Origins doesn't have the trve music (no Michael Jackson, no Hard Times). probably mods to put it back in.

but then the music from the bad PC port that everyone hates turned out to actually be the original music, when that Sonic 3 beta leaked a few years ago.

so it basically went
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAy8GO1dtD8
then rendered on PC as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2YcmsizUA
when the Mega Drive version we all know and love is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKL0BtScEd8
which the musician just copied from his band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sdsclDwas

moral of the story: General MIDI on Windows sounds atrocious.
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>>84098308
Hpoe it helps. Ecclesiastes. Lots of wisdom.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8IZu-nR_jc
wtf Sonic Origins
this is one of the beta tracks that was actually better than the final version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3B-_ZrGu8
why make this LESS jaunty?
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anyway back to film instead of tunes
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Lord have mercy on my soul for I have sinned
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>>84098497
Well you didn't ask to be born and certainly not in this shit country so don't worry about it my son
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Na I'm fucking ordering the rope it's over
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aye, just really good that. everyone was right.
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anyway now's the time for sleep.

good night, internet friends. hope this new week treats you all well.
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>>84098520
Don't rope yet lad. You haven't experienced sex and having sprogs. It's a numbers game. Only rope when you've failed 100+ times at trying to convince a female you are emotionally attached to her. Maybe there are some church going girls around. Volunteer at the church and find some meaning in it all.
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Howling at this one. Imagine being as lucky as a slug in a shoebox.
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>>84098497
The amazing thing is that God even allowed me to live for long enough to come back to Him instead of letting me die in sin during any of those many many times i fell away nd rejected Him nd lived for my own selfish glorification, pleasing myself, finking only about myself.., nd could've died at any second from,, suicide, being a idiot in many ways, drugs, havea accident while drunk, etc, died in Sin at any second...in the midst of sin, lusting, blaspheming lying worshipping Idols profaning..,etc..The Wages of Sin is Death....at any sec He could have simply decided Id had enough chances nd stopped my heart pulled the plug..all those times of Having a hardened heart where if i died i would have gone straight to Hell..,like i deserve..but for God's grace that He could have lost all patience nd let me go then....As I was acting like i didnt want Him neway....Many times......The amazing part is that instead of jst abandoning me to Hell at any point over 30 yrs He gave me the mercy to return to his grace....Father is good to me....I realised life only works when you fully trust God..stop doing things your way..as if you could somehow know better..put all your trust in Him..nd everything makes sense
>Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said
>Never will I leave you;
>never will I forsake you.
>Hebrews 13:5
No good works we could ever do as humans, could make up humanity rejecting Him, Our good deeds are like filthy rags in Gods presence but we all deserve Hell yet His mercy covers us, sowe could join him in Heaven, despite everything..but still Its a joy to do anything thats pleasing to Him, nd avoid anything that He hates, nd please our Father
>Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind
>Matthew 22:37
The hard part is wanting to save other ppls sleep walking into same fate i narrowly avoided,, when ppls dont want to listen..Lord have mercy on us all
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Corr some good melons on this bint.
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You just know there are slimy men out there making nude versions of their favourite youtube lasses.
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>>84098758
Have you ever touched boobs IRL?
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>>84098816
I think I brushed by some once in my teen years. Never directly touched.
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Monday morning. Wagies be getting up soon, dealing with the screaming sprogs, rushing off to make ends meet. Not me though. Why would I work? I don't get the pussy reward. I know it's unobtainable either way. Fuck working. I'll leech and have it easy like women. Maybe I'd fucking endure work if I knew I could get some sex and love.
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Total economic collapse thanks to trump
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Here is what i ws trying to say worded in a much more better /shorter way "Death is the end of man's earthly pilgrimage"
>the time of grace and mercy which God offers him so as to work out his earthly life in keeping with the divine plan
>and to decide his ultimate destiny
That is our life on earth....a testing ground to determine where we are best placed in eternity
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Women are evil cunts. Sometimes I'm glad I don't know any women.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38437766/evil-woman-falsely-cried-rape-jail/
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Spark zone, spack zone more like heh
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At work now but seriously cba desu my lads
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Low key tempted to top myself
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Can't stop watching the shape store sora 2 thang lol

Actual art innit
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>reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1ron3hl/the_ancient_origins_of_the_shape_store/

Quite the "vibe", as the zoomies say, innit
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>BREAKING: This is the 'most severe energy crisis since the 1970s', according to the Wall Street Journal.


BREAKING: This is the 'most severe energy crisis since the 1970s', according to the Wall Street Journal.
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>>84099439
Thank you based trump
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>>84099439
And that affects me in my boxroom how?
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nothing affects me in my boxroom x
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dvdmong won't be able to watch 12 seasons of murder she wrote without any energy and that's fucking lush xxx
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>>84099439
>How did they know? Another <9 hours sleep and I feel tired again. Need some energy desu.

How did they know? Another <9 hours sleep and I feel tired again. Need some energy desu.
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>>84099457

>Fish and chip shops across Britain could be hit by rising costs due to the Iran crisis, an expert has warned. Oil markets have become increasingly volatile amid major disruption to key shipping routes in the Middle East.
>When crude prices rise, the knock-on effects can include higher fuel, transport and business energy costs. Molly Monks, insolvency specialist at Parker Walsh, says small independent food businesses are often the first to feel the pressure when global economic shocks hit. She said chippies are exposed because they rely heavily on energy-intensive cooking and frequent deliveries of fresh ingredients. "Fish and chip shops typically operate on relatively tight margins, so even modest increases in fuel, oil or electricity costs can quickly start to bite," Mrs Monks said. One of the biggest pressure points is the amount of energy required to keep fryers running throughout the day. Cooking at consistently high temperatures uses large amounts of gas or electricity. Mrs Monks said: "Frying food commercially requires constant heat. That means businesses are directly exposed when energy prices begin to rise."
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Oil is up 30% and all Trump did was replace Khamenei with Khamenei
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>>84099514
Don't eat that overpriced slop. Let me know once it actually has adverse affect on me otherwise I don't care.
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>>84099521
>plan goes to plan
>goyim suffer
>capitalists shudder
>marxists prepare
>leaders rub their hands
>profits to be made
>hearts to be broken

Just sit back and watch the shitshow. Look after you and yours. Be prepared for when violence hits the... Hahaha, nothing will happen other than the sound of rubbing hands intensifies.
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>>84099554
This is third gulf war. Stuff IS HAPPENING
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>>84099554
>>84099559

>As of March 2026, the "Third Gulf War" is an active, ongoing regional conflict involving Iran, Israel, the U.S., and allied Gulf states, with major implications for global energy markets, regional stability, and international alliances. It is not a formally declared war but is widely described as such by experts due to its scale and intensity.

START learning
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>>84099559
Yes, greedy crapitalists, and the super sekrit societies need to have the world fearful to be able to control them better.
>>84099564
You're acting like we're as clueless as you seem to be.
For some of us, this isn't are first rodeo, as the yanks say.
Get a grip, child. You're not the first person to notice things, you're actually quite late to the party.
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>>84099579
You said nothing will happen, when higher oil affects everybody: oil is used for fuel, transportation, producing goods, the cost of petrol, flights, shipping increases, which makes it more expensive for businesses to transport and produce. The costs are passed on to consumers, leading to higher prices in shops and and increases Inflation.
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>>84099524
>except me to work
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>>84099595
Did I?. Where? Link MY post to where I said it.
The use of you, makes me think YOU have been annoyed by a person on the thread (or maybe online), and YOU are now here trying to show you're all knowing.
Yes, the normal people suffer due to the knock on effect, that's how the misery is spread.
Here's something funny, there's things that exist so we don't need to be as reliant on oil, but greedy crapitaists set it up so oil is "needed". Things could should and would be different, if people had balls and a brain. But most don't. They do the old, bend over pull down trousers and wait for a dry bumming. Just like muh dad did, and his dad did, and his dad did, and his dad did. Do I need to go back further? What about uncle issac in the 1600's?
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Twas only a typo anon, just own it and be prepared to be giggled at.
Norfing wrong with that, we all make mistakes in life.
Have a bit of chill classical music, help you relax, and forget about dey world worries mandm ya ere mi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67tN6ShNhiY
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The last text I sent to the escort was at 20:30 on Saturday 7th confirming our next meeting for the 20th March. She told me to just text on the day from now on, rather than 24 hours before.

It still shows two grey ticks so presumably she hasn't read it. We've met 7 times now so am I safe to assume she isn't going to ghost me?

Not that I care too much now. I just worry she'll double book.
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>>84099670
>I just worry she'll double book.
She a business woman, she'd have to realise she can't upset the customer(s), and probably let you double team her for half the price.
Don't ask don't get, ya ere mi blud.
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Vibe change. Babbymen hours.
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>>84099663
They deserve to be ridiculed. Foreigners and British mongs rushing to make their kek howl scream posts of drivel.
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>talks about vibe check
>unironically calls others babbymen.
6 7 fr fr on god
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deano workmen across the street better shut up I'm trying to sleep
spent all last night farting ffs
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Luv pristine theatrics me i do X
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Looking for any updates regarding the state of HHL's wollocks?
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>>84099634
>Things could should and would be different, if people had balls and a brain.

The system is structured to reward the people who keep you in power. If you understand how the system works, you can maintain power without actually improving society. If you don't understand the system, the incentives that drive loyalty, you will fail, eg if you take away my business deal to help citizens, I'll simply switch my support to your rival and people with brains know that.
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Like I said. Babbymen hours, until his bedtime.
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>>84099719
This is what I'm saying, just own the mistake. Of course we've got johnny forinns in here, look at the world, try to ridicule us, yet also would gladly suck on our balls, as we're english. Of course there's saltyfags and fanboys in here.
>>84099743
That's good, but all of that doesn't really matter, especially in politics. The rivalry is fabricated. They all follow the same orders, but do things slightly their own way, like a lot of regional managers for corporations.
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>babbyMEN
>be here until HIS bedtime

Obsessed mong onna mad melty.
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Funny the babbyman knew I meant him. Full performance today, king?
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>>84099764
No, rivalries are real 100%. you can be shot outside the Western world, see Russia.

However in two party systems like in the US and Britain, there are strong incentives for parties to consolidate power and ensure that only the two of them are realistically winnable and so you both have 50/50 chance to win, so I can see why it may seem its fabricated.
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>>84099789
Have you ever heard of the term stacking the deck? Picrel. A dealer can make it so that one person wins and others lose, or a draw. Give a certain player a key card, give others a shit hand. The players could be unaware, and the only person in the know is the person dealing the cards, and they can choose what outcome they want.
That's how I see politics, it's a rigged game, the players might not know it's rigged, one or 2 might. We are just the spectators in this.
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>>84099789
I wasn't aare at the time, but now I am fully aware that I forgot to attach a pic to make it relevant.
Sorry about that.
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I would like to insert my erect penis in a woman's anus
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>>84099848
For British and US systems: you don't need to rig the game when all you need to do is reward key supporters and they naturally produce a win for you. Sure politicians will lie to get into power, that's part of the game, but this is not rigging its a strategy to get into power.
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>how would one "stack the deck" in politics?
Great question, thanks for that. You could have something like the WEF, and young global leaders (or young future leaders or some bollocks), how they have people from multiple parties, all thinking the same things, having the same goals and policies. Have a couple of the candidates or even a few, who thinks and act the same, then it doesn't really matter the outcome, as you have influence over most of the candidates and or parties involved.
A bit like with how banking families (only 1 really, rothschild's and their worldwide banking family) would fund both sides during a war (napoleonic wars being a great example), then the winner is grateful, but also the loser is tied to a debt. The winner is tied to a debt also (see perpetual bonds that the UK pays going back to the napoleonic wars, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE US TO THANK YOU, SUCK YOUR COCK FOREVER OR FOREVER PAY YOU MONEY?)
>>84099900
Nice digits there lad. It's not about the supporters anon, that doesn't really matter, it's just used to make plebs feel like they're really getting involved with how the country is run. Do the supporters have the same "influence" once the new manager is in place (PM and government) and they fuck up, and the supporters want them removed?
If the world had "democracy" as people think, then we'd be involved, our voices heard, yet all we get in return is SHUT YER FUCKING MOUTH AND JUST TAKE IT!.
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WEF was just a shitty example, obviously they are a puppet organisation controlled, not controlling.
Who really controls us? Dunno desu, could be club of rome, committee of 300, but then we know of those groups, the (daft) question is, who don't we know about?
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*changes the channel*
Ah, choons, me favourite programme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvJ6rilpkwk
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>>84099915
>Do the supporters have the same "influence" once the new manager is in place (PM and government) and they fuck up, and the supporters want them removed?

Yes, the leader depends on them to stay in government.
In Britain the key supporters would party's own MPs, senior party officials and donors or coalition partners if its a coalition government. The citizens, are not part of the main supporters group, and matter less, that's why they can lie to us and make you feel as if the system is rigged. Citizens don't keep them in power and we have to wait years to vote them out where's MPs can remove starmer immediately via a vote of no confidence
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babbymen on my mind x
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>ice creams are now so shrunken I have to eat the whole 4 pack to feel like I've had two like back in the day
shrinkflation is gonna make me diabetic lids
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Early lunch on my mind x
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The real thing to think of, is that some of the characters in the limelight don't even know they're being controlled. Even some of the one's allowed to think they are pulling the strings (of the puppets), don't realise they are being controlled.
I question who, or more so nowadays (inb4 meds) what is behind this.
Do ya believe in god n t'devil? Good n evil?
>>84099965
The leaders are being led.
Citizens, faggots, whatever noun the "leaders" use for us, don't matter in anyway, other than they need to be placated, to quell any possible uprising, because they are aware of something that the citizens forget, we have the numbers, we could have the force, yet because we are weak mentally, due to generations of psyops and divide and conquer tactics (shall we go on to feminism next?), that destroy families and make the population dazed and confused, arguing with each other over trivial nonsense, educational institutions corrupting the minds of the youth, setting them up for failure (as in not being in control of your own life) in the future. Being in the same (but slightly different) trap your ancestors (not all citizens ancestors though, some aren't even from here, yet claim to be the same as us?, ofc inb4 racist, where have I mentioned race?), destined to repeat the same mistakes.
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Schizo mongs GO AWAY
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>>84100048
I will, but I have planted the seed. It'll be on yer mind.

It's right to be fearful, if yer a citizen yer ok, but your ilk? Not so sure.
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>>84100072
>but I have planted the seed. It'll be on yer mind
I didn't read your posts
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>>84100042
Citizens hold no real power but we like to think so. It's the uncomfortable truth and the ultimate black pill.
If you want change you have to be in power, its always been the case for centuries.
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>>84100081
Yet you read that one?
>>84100084
As individuals, you are correct. Don't forget, divide and conquer. I'm not the same as all the billions in the same situation as I am (getting shafted).
>>84100092
>>84100092
>the see and sprouted
And you have the audacity to call me a retard.
Stupid mong cunt, hahaha.
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Just for those that missed it.
The poster that tried to ridicule me, made himself look like a fool with this post, then a pussy by deleting it.
Faggot.
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>>84100104
>you have the audacity to call me a retard
yes
you are a retard
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If you werent a retard you wouldn't be on 4chan
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>>84100122
Shut up pussy, go delete a post then internally seethe about it.
You became my bitch today. This early on in the week as well. Do you have good coping strategies to hand? I know melty is a good one for you, you're quite good at that.
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Wungover af in beddington feel like death so am restmaxxing today.
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Big day of WINNING for me. Bring on those typos lads, you're going to get pwnt by me.
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Today's task list on my big special day off toil

> walk dogberg COMPLETE
> big shop at tesco, including purchasing many non-perishables and essentials to stack in the loft in case of ww3 fucking the supply chains
> Fill up cars with fuel since it's just going to keep going up
> hoover house
> Make spaghetti and meatballs
> Exercise
> Do not do drugs

Seems largely achievable no?
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>>84100141
i have nothing to seeth over, yeah i made a spelling mistake just so what it doesn't matter, go sow some more seeds skizo boy
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>>84100159
dont panic buy you'll just cause a problem that doesn't need to exists
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>>84100166
Unfortunately I don't have the power to influence what society does at large, so I want to get a few tins and dried foods in case people do go crazy. If I do it first then I'm smart, if I do it with the pack then I'm panicking.
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Hardcore alcoholic
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>>84100150
Doing it repeatedly shows stupidity.
>>84100161
So why you seething then?
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>>84100177
there is no shortage even if people do go out and bulk buy the shelfs will soon refill but its up to you
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Can't be arsed w/much right now can i X
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>>84100189
i think your socially stunted, you spend too much time alone and so you create these elaborate skitzo fantasies in your head.
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>>84100202
same. have a coffee it will perk you up
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>>84100159
I would exercise first, you won't wanna do it after that lot
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>>84100217
2 out of 3 correct there, being honest, but I'm not schizo.
I think you're using ad hominem tactics as you can't attack the points I make, so to try and win the argument you're attacking me instead.
Don't fret too much, I'm off out soon, so won't be replying, so you can convince yourself you won.
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>>84100294
im so glad i dont work in an office
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>>84100294
No lad I was watching traitors on iPlayer, you seen it?
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>>84100294
The vape shop went up in smoke, how ironic.
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>>84100332
Im surprised it doesnt happen more with all the dodgy Chinese battery fires you see all the time
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>>84100318
Corr what about that heckin new HBO show lid? What you're not watching it? Fucking weirdo.
Here Phil, this weirdo isn't watching it.
Yeah I always knew he was a cunt I'll tell HR.
Anon we've had reports you're causing problems in the office, you're under investigation.
Anon we need you to work all weekend every weekend.
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So ya like hairy fannies do ya laddie?
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>>84100337
No actually, not like that
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its been ages since ive listened to new music, who's popular nowadays
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sparking out shitty nappy mongboys on the daily
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>>84100337
>mfw took a year to convince gf it is okay to have pubic hair
The female fashion industry was a mistake
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>>84100361
a shaved pubic area is called a hollywood probably because the nonces in hollywood hate pubic hair
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>>84100339
What about now? Bet you would.
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>>84100367
Nonces confirmed being the gayest
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Tempted to switch to linux desu whats good Linux to start with ive used windows all my life
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>>84100393
Linux mint, I am using it right now actually. It just works, unlike other ones.
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linux MINT is great for people who are SKINT
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>>84100337
Fucking hell is that Miriam Margoyles?
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>>84100393
im still using windows 10 and i dont plan to upgrade as everything just seems worse
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>>84100410
Its sandra allan
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>>84100411
Me too but the work IT Departement said i have to upgrade to 11 if i want to keep working from home
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>>84100404
I'll be laughing all the way to the bank when you windows losers are paying a monthly sub for AI Slop 12
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Some normie from rNHS woke me up asking for feedback. Not happy as I've only been asleep for 5 hours.
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>>84100430
Did you know? Ruthmong apparently doesn't have a bank account.
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Nice arrivals today. Already broke my Infernal Affairs case, kek. Fucking stupid digipacks. Broke the clasp holding one of the discs with my caveman fingers. Luckily the booklet sort of keeps the disc from falling out. Phew! Anyway, good haul, is it not?
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>>84100435
It's all bollocks and a shit LARP he lies about his ethnicity he lies about what country he lives in what else is he lying about? Not to be trusted.
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me?
Really hope fuel prices go mental and everyone stops going to work
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>>84100460
we're headed for another recession arnt we?
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>>84100460
I ride my bicycle to work anyway, fuel prices dont affect me
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Fuel prices dont affect me
Feel prices do however
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>>84100440
you gonna use these as currency in the coming apocalypse?
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>>84100469
There are talks today in government to fix the cost of energy for the next year, i.e. the price cap will not be allowed to go up which should make that aspect of life more stable. Everything else will go up. This is annoying as i dont want my airtravel costs to go wonky.
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>>84100480
The war in Iran is just yet again another nothing burger. Oil and gas prices will increase for a while and that's it back to business as usual. When the dust settles you'll still be poor, depressed and hopeless while the super rich laugh at us all behind closed doors.
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>>84100469
We never really left
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need to book a holiday, im getting sick of this daily grind
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we need another guy fawkes methinks, preferrably successful one this time round
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>>84100612
One of my deliveryoo drivers dissapeared for 3 months, saw him again the other day, he just upped and went to india for a few months, very cheap, but dont eat the street food.
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>>84100472
are you missing the fact that everything you buy is delivered by some diesel lorry lad?
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>>84100612
me? garn crete in april for a couple of days x
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>>84100707
my mother has an allotment
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Mongboy: Sparked

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
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How pathetic are we as a country where we cannot produce our own energy? Why aren't we investing in creating energy for ourselves?
>Oh there's a war that's broke out thousands of miles away now our economy is fucked.
>Oh ed millimong shut down the North Sea gas refineries so now we have to export all out gas because of muh net zero.
Bollocks.
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>>84100772
We're investing about 38bn in nuclear power anon, it just takes a while to build
I hate this government, but they have at least taken some action on this one issue
I'd say we should drill in the north sea as well, but it would just be private companies who make all the money there as usual
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Spaffed just now, me

Indeed
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>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/congressional-leaders-demand-probe-pentagon-officials-saying-iran-war-gods-divine-plan

Why are christgoyim like this
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Who needs an isolation chamber when you have a chair that reclines 180 degrees, choons and a fat spliff? Lay back, take that little stop thing out, pop an arm behind your head, you start floating. Let's you feel free, free to explore every possibility/
That's what I do, me.
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Tempted to do a quick wank now
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>>84100824
what you need lad...hear me out...you need a waterslide, i was thinking about getting one for the boxroom
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whoahahaha
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Jesus tap dancing christ lads, getting the swingarm off was a fucking NIGHTMARE
Spent basically all of Saturday hammering at the cunt like a mad man
Was 5 minutes away from finding the angle grinder and hacking the old one apart, but a healthy dose of blowtorch freed it up, managed to stop before i set the entire bike on fire kek

Few highlights
>bike fell off the jack attempting to hammer socket on
>this tweaked the front end which i didnt notice until the first test ride
>constant death wobble at any speeds, gave the wheel a light tap off a wall in the opposite direction and its "basically" straight, its only slightly trying to kill me which is fine
>Chain got caught up in front sprocket , took 15 minutes to free the bastard

Pic rel, 21 years that swing arm bolt has been on there, its completely shagged now with all the hammering (thank fucking christ i had a spare)
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>>84100865
Miss you whoahaha lad x
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>tfw no whoahahaha gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnLLol6kN5o

... This coulda been a pretty kinomaxxed track if not for the leftfield pace switch at 4m19s, it loses almost all of its structure afterwards and just keeps aimlessly droning on for a minute or two there, i.e. lacks any kind of coherent outro segment altogether

This demonstratively wasted potential actually pissed me off a little just now whilst sampling it lol, these got dang BPD-adjacent arthoes are sometimes overdoing it with the experimental shit whilst trying to be "avantgarde" and all. The other prev. unreleased track in this release's gucci asf thoughbeit, quite fond of the denseass layering contained therein
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>>84101020
Would like to shag avg white woman 2026
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Might have farted me
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Gonna get the old bicyclette out in a bit, check everything's functional after winter in the shed.
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Imagine hand holding with female
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Imagine speaking to a women but deano whoahaha steals her
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>>84101059
luv me a good cycle tbqh lid

Bit of WD40 around the chain and the brake/gear cables and it should be grand

Check tyres aren't flat and dont get any oil on your brakes
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>>84100897
Good werk, mate!
That bolt looks like it took a fucking good beating from you. I hope you got to let loose some of your frustrations on it. Did you give the new bolt lashings of grease?
>Chain got caught up in front sprocket , took 15 minutes to free the bastard
Hate when this shit happens. Halfway through one fix you need to make another, pisses me right off, and I have to take a second before going mental with a hammer haha.
Nice and easy way to check your alignments, no special tools required.
https://www.motorcyclistonline.com/how-to/how-to-check-front-and-rear-motorcycle-wheel-alignment-mc-garage-tech-tips/
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Beddingtons o'clock already, oh my X
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>>84101116
Thanks lid, it fucking drained me mentally kek

Yes plenty of grease on the replacement, all went together nicely, just been keeping an eye on bolts the past few days to make sure nothing goes flying off

Next on the shit list is replacing the front forks, pretty straight forward but i keep getting the fear thinking about it lmao, its never fuckin straight forward

pic rel, fucking STATE of that lads
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said deano who's gonna steal your bird
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>>84100410
Don't know, some slaggy granny.
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Need a new phone me i do, tempted to get the new samsung s26 ultra
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>>84100897
>Jesus tap dancing christ
Why is it acceptable to use Jesus's name to effectively curse, yet you say Muhammed dammit, the muzzies would have a meltdown.
The same Muhammed who thought yeah that 6 year old is fit af, is a highly regarded character in their religion, and using his name in a bad way will get yer head chopped off, yet people can say negative things about the Christian religion.
You could go online and say Jesus's was a [insert negative noun here], and that's fine. But speak the truth about Muhammed creampieing his 9 year old bride, which genuinely happened, and you'll be in trouble.
Weird that innit.
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>>84101295
I'm getting a Nothing phone next time, think they look cool
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>>84101299
>Why is it acceptable to use Jesus's name to effectively curse, yet you say Muhammed dammit, the muzzies would have a meltdown
Because the muzzies threaten violence
That's all
If you want to get somewhere, you have to use violence
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Have any muslims actually gone on record to say Muhammed was a wrongun for marrying and having sexual intercourse with a child?
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>>84101322
And they all agree he did nothing wrong, will vehemently use semantics to avoid saying the truth.

Not sure about you lads, but i think there's something wrong with their attitude towards it all. Keeping themselves isolated, whilst blaming racism for anything and everything.
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>>84101342
Don't worry lad, they won't stay isolated for long
It's the same playbook everywhere Islam goes
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>>84101316
cool phone for a cool guy
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Monday and no larpers, does that mean the weekend larper was a wagie? sad if true.
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>>84101445
Wagies can access 4chan at work via phone
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>>84101460
Very true but can't post every 5 minutes at work I suppose.
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do you guys have a good relationship with your mother?
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>>84101469
When she pays attention, yes. But sometimes she needs her own space, so I lock her in the cupboard under the stairs.
Also, yeah, but she's annoying at times.
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>>84101469
She's been alcohol free for nearly a year, the relationship has improved massively, she was an alkie since i was like 6. She did marry a Jew and according to my aunties and uncles thats when she went downhill. They divorced when i was 10.
So yeah, it was the Jews.
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Nooooow my boob's have dropped
Du du du du du du du du du du du
And my labia flops
Du du du du du du du du du du du
Virgins don't fear the oldies
The have dry holes but lube exists
Come on baby
Shag a granny
Let her hold your hand
La la la la laaaaa
Du du du du du du du du du du du

By the grey clam cult.
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Women are evil...especially a police woman. Nasty corrupt lot. If they can do this to one of their own, imagine what they must get away with towards normal people.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15627295/Policewoman-lied-innocent-officer-sexually-assaulted-jailed.html
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But I would spark five hundred mongs
And I would spark five hundred more
Just to be the man who sparked a thousand mong
To spark you at your door

Ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta
Ta-da-da-dan-te-la-dan-te-la-dan-te-le-la-da-da
Ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta, ta-da-da-ta
Ta-da-da-dan-te-la-dan-te-la-dan-te-le-la-da-da

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
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We have a couple of 4chan Stans' that post in /britfeel/
https://graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/news/what-is-a-4chan-stan-lily-allen/
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Ringtones used to be HUGE, didn't they.

https://youtu.be/8VbCorxXlHM
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>>84101523
You think that's bad, wait till you hear what the leaders of the suffragettes where really into. Some BPD harlots I tell you. Wew lads, really not nice women, into eugenics, killing babies.
Weird int it, how all the one's pretending to be good are actually proper wronguns.
From the anons that brought such riveting things as "bankers are corrupt pieces of shit", and the classic "don't trust them politicians me" comes the edge of your seat "women got duped into believing feminism was good due to their inherent hatred of men". Keep an eye out for the trailer and release date.
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Can't understand why DJE gets all the support still despite being a sex offender. Any other man not allowed near children would be socially ostracised.
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>>84101555
>In one study done earlier this year, platforms such as 4chan were described as a breeding ground for extreme ideologies. 11.2 percent of posts contained hate speech with sexism found in 12 percent of hateful posts

When will they report that in fact 4chan, specifically British 4chan, is just bennymongs saying they're going to scrap with each other from the comfort of their boxrooms, other anons posting AI generated frogs, other anons pretending they booked an escort.

They really make us out worse than we actually are.
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>>84101574
Don't care lad. I will now be calling the gimmick obssesed and boxroom scrappers, Stan.
>>84101536
4chan Stan
>>84101568
4chan Stan
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>>84101523
Are there female police officers in Turkey?
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>>84101595
You absolute fucking norman.
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>>84099681
Escorts aren't "businesswomen"
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>>84101606
Narh, mongs are taking the 4chan mindset to the extreme. The living, breathing personification of 4chan and they build their whole personality around it. It's cringe.
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You'd never see this down south. Proper people in tarn, none of this poof shit you see down london way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNerP4aZ8MA
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>28 days between January and February
>meant PIP arrived on a lower numerical day in February
>looking forward to whenever it arrives in March
>(might even be very soon)
>use timeanddate.com's calculator we all underappreciate
>it's the SAME date OVER A WEEK from now
>February is the stupid one with 28 days in it
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>>84101646
Im waiting until next Wednesday for my UC :(
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call me a communist but i really dislike a full English breakfast, and most greasy spoon type food in general. it is all just too greasy/salty. e.g. bacon is lush but in smaller doses, making a butty with white bread it's pure stodgy rather than nice.

if it were up to me, we'd have Mexican food. there's only really that Tortilla chain, but there is NOTHING stopping us from making up proper burritos every other street the same way we have vape shops (Sino-Indian invention)
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>>84101687
alri carlos lad, post hand
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>>84101663
bloody hell and it's only Monday, the first day (so the farthest from Wednesday let alone two of them!)

think of it like it's 'charging' and then get yourself something nice!
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>>84101694
no. i have a telling scar on my finger from how i used to hold a pencil in primary school.
I'd be practically publishing my communist anti-British sentiment at one of the worst points in our history, lad. don't want to do 6 months in a re-education camps being force-fed bacon butties to Vera Lynn music.
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do yous think it's socially acceptable to ask for money you lent someone if you gradually gave up trying, now it's been about ten years?

say it was over 1,000 quid, that's a lot of money to you, and it was accumulated over time for their coke habit? but they don't know how much it was because they just kept saying, "don't tell me, you'll get it back don't worry mate"
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Do you have any occult or spiritual beliefs?
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another bottle of voddy tonight wahey lads
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>>84101756
there's this spooky spider-demon-witch who appears on my DMT trips and has made it very clear i am not ready and i need to back the fuck off, because i don't know what i'm doing.

drugs, hallucinations, from my own brain, sure. we all dream. but when there's an otherworldly daedra in your kitchen crackling away in a voice that speaks directly to your soul, you take that shit seriously.
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>>84096965
your racism has infected the ladies who would otherwise be yours.

great own goal there, /pol/, hope it was worth it.
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>>84101789
>spider-demon-witch daedra
Elder Scrolls?
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>>84101789
I haven't dipped more than a toe into the dmt world because of similar. First time I did it there was a very strong "you shouldn't be here" vibe. Think I need to get my priorities sorted before going back in.
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>>84101826
aye i don't know what else to compare it to. feminine, has form, vaguely humanoid. horrible crackling rattlesnake sounds in my skull. and even that's like some entity TRYING to appear to humans and getting it wrong. it doesn't feel like a hallucination when you're in it, it feels like what's always there: imagine everyone on Earth was colour-blind, you woke up one day and saw the whole spectrum of colours.

>>84101857
yeah i was blatantly taking the piss. i had that feeling the first time too, but it was also wonderful. definitely went somewhere else, just some mad floating sphere above a desert of infinite machinescapes. but that was like the tourist version.
>hey mate, just so you know, there is a beyond. you're not ready, so we're sending you back. but a fair warning: don't try again.

i tried again ;__;
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>>84101789
By reading about hallucinogens and DMT I start to take the occult more seriously. Shamanistic experiences.

We have evolved a brain and nervous system with electrochemical processes that allow us to sense certain kinds of matter and see a tiny tiny portion of the EM spectrum which allows us to see things.

Who is to say that there is not so much more out there around us all the time that we cannot detect? The stuff around us we perceive is really just sense data and images created in the brain. When we take hallucinogens to alter the electrochemical processes and we hallucinate then in what sense are our hallucinations any less real? Both sense data in the brain.
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If the escort has double-booked my slot on Friday 20th March I'm gonna be fuming.
Admittedly she isn't listing it as available om AdultWork but the fact she hasn't read my latest text is creating a slight doubt. There's only two grey ticks. Is it possible she just read the notification?

I'm planning to message her on the morning of Friday 20th but how do I know she'll read it?

She's a pretty woman and somewhat intelligent but I think she's a very arrogant and cold woman at her core.
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Ngl de lads i low key fancy a jar but want to cut back on the booze at the same time what should i do
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Still feel rough af me. Hopefully will better after having some din dins.
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corrr miss our mark more than ever going to dedicate me fav webm to his return x
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>>84101941
4chan Stan moment
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>>84101938
that's pretty much where i'm at. i mean you have actual shamans using psychedelic plants/fungi in some capacity, there's a cross-cultural idea that there's something genuine to it.

maybe we all see demons and such because that's just what's in our noggin, or maybe it's universal. our ideas of religion could come from trippy stuff a la that whole 'stoned ape theory'. some bloke says he had a divine vision and describes it, sure sounds familiar...

a certain flavour of 'skeptics' (how they spell it) drive me insane because they've taken a few charlatans and worked backwards. maybe tarot readings and water dousing are bullshit, therefore the world is pure materialism and there's nothing else, Q.E.D.! that's as insane and unscientific as saying there's no ultraviolet light, all the bees are just lying.

me, i'm now permanently left with a sense there's an 'outside' and it's wonderful, but deeply unsettling. it's like i'm at the top of a very steep water slide and i'll have to go down it sooner or later. it'll probably be fun, but right now i want the lifeguard to let me go back into the queue ;__;
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>>84102005
Why are you unable to drink in moderation?
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>be me
>big ear lobes
>get ears pierced
>put in slightly-larger-than-typical disc piercings
>all the cool rockers and metalfrens:
>'sick stretch mate, how long you had that in? you're a cool person, let's be friends'

(been getting away with this for 8 years now)
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>>84102046
>at the top of a very steep water slide
Thats the simian part of your brain not wanting to get down from the tree because below there are animals that might eat you.
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>>84102091
reckon youre a nonce desu, lad
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I'm a big frog, big lid, frogga, I'm an Apu
I'm the predator of the wagie that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, wagie
Don't you run from me, lil' wagie
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to get sparked very rough

You have been warned
There is nowhere to run
You will pay the price
I will spin your jaw twice
There's no running back
Now your loved ones are so sad
You had a choice, but you failed

https://youtu.be/c9etL2r-wWI
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>>84102258
quality that one froglad
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>>84102091
alri joshy lad
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IT told me off in work for downloading LLMs using their internet. I told them my internet is slow at home but they said I can't do it. It not right.
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remember back in the day, motherberg would get these Asda Smart Price chicken breast chunks for the dog.
'it's cooked chicken breast, you can't go wrong'? nah, they were awful, soggy/rubbery texture. really were only good for the dog.

in current year, i am eating the modern equivalent as a luxury. going to chop up the larger ones so it FEELS like there's more meat in my sandwiches and stir fries, corrr.
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Last night I had a dream where I became a master potter. I started out making cups and bowls and then moved onto plant pots and jugs. Then I decided to make a terracotta warrior as my "ultimate piece" as I called it in the dream, sadly the dream ended when I was sculpting the legs.
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>>84102349
Corr I remember smart price stuff, you used to get bullied at lunch time if you had that in your lunch box kek. Kids were such cunts.
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I have no idea why people enjoy music. I have never enjoyed music. It is a complete mystery to me.

What does this say about me?
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>>84102307
Gemma 3 told me to fuck off for making a tranny joke in a prompt.
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>>84102374
You're deaf?
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>>84102349
Nothing wrong with this. I get the big value packs from lidl. Flash fry in the pan with salt to get that weird gooey film off it.
Bosh.
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>>84102369
aye it's mad how that stuff meant you were a scruff/scrubber because it wasn't the proper brand.

now we're mature adults getting Aldi Dairyfine Racer Bars and Gianni's Cones (mint and chocolate, cor) in with our shopping.
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>>84102382
I can discern pitch and I can tell if a song is meant to make me feel happy or sad or tense or whatever. I can identity the emotions that a piece of music is meant to evoke. I just do not enjoy it. I do not feel happy because I listen to happy music. It is just like reading the word happy.
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all these 'i do not understand music' wannabe-robots always enjoy the following:
- anime
- vidya
- anime and/or vidya music
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>>84102416
I have not watched anime since I was a kid. I have nor really spent much time playing computer games since I was a kid.
I also have no understanding of how people enjoy music.
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yer ma shops at farmfoods
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>>84102402
Yeah funny thing is most of the knock off stuff is just as good as the brand name stuff. Aldis sensations crisps are good, their marmite is good and their beans are good as well. As an adult I don't give two fucks about that now. What I give a shit about is how much it will cost, not paying 1.25 for a tin of beans when it's 45p at Aldi fuck off lol.
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I picked a scab off my hand and because I have a poor immune system it took a week to scab over and I've just ripped it off.. It will probably scar now.
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>>84102428
I remember last Christmas I was visiting my aunt and we drive past farm foods which was on the way there and it was still open on Boxing Day and hoards of pakis was flooding in wearing those letterbox outfits kek. Made me laugh in the car.
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>>84102423
take MDMA and go to a rave.
>but it is not logical that i follow your instructions, i have no reason t-
TAKE MDMA AND GO TO A RAVE.
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How do you tell if a piece of music is good or bad?
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Managed to tick off everything on my list (plus some minor vehicle maintenance) except for exercise (although the two dogberg walks probably don't count for nothing) and not do drugs. It's alright there's always tomorrow to not do drugs in. One day at a time.
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>>84102466
> TAKE MDMA AND GO TO A RAVE.

Kek. I am a bit old for that now. 31 years old. Hated and was scared of parties and drugs and that shit when I was a teenager. Would just look like a balding weirdo now if I tried it. Just went alone to some rave and tried to buy drugs.
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>>84102466
While this is the best possible sensation for a lot of people (me included) you can't just force an autist to enjoy that. They'll get overstimulated and start annoying people, won't understand social cues and will ruin the vibe. Best that the non music enjoyers don't take mdma and go to a rave.

Me though, mdma and 2cb on Easter Friday, extra recovery Monday. Very excited.
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Just done a fart that lasted for 2 seconds Corr. Verily I say
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>>84102428
nothing wrong with farmfoods lad, their balti bakes are LUSH x
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>>84102478
You don't buy the drugs at the rave, all the adults get them in advance. Darkweb is easy. Lots of older ravers, just tend to start earlier and be more selective. I regularly go to events with people in their 40s, heck I'm 35. Balding is better because you won't have so much hair to get all sweaty.
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>>84102495
Almost gagged seeing those picked onions on the side there. Never seen that in my life my lid.
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>>84102402
Talking with my mum, aunts and uncles. In the 80s they were bought Converse to knock around in the streets, they were cheap and the lads and girls that wore them were called scruffs for wearing them.
It's a funny old world, isn't it.
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>>84102470
nice one lad, productive. and yeah walking dogberg is good for you both, it's another task ticked off i say.

i'm out of opioids so i'm switching to valium for a day. hoping i can get some sleep and wake up tomorrow when i'll (hopefully) have opioids.

would like the same progression for ket but i play that one forward and i can FEEL what my insides will be like.
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>>84102508
Fucking despicable behaviour. I tried to get into a pickled egg with a chippy tea but it was just eating a very vinegary egg, didn't like it.
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>>84102495
Don't forget to clean out your arsehole de lid don't want the other guys dick looking like a lion bar now do you de lid?
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>>84102375
>Gemma 3
All about Qwen 3.5 27b now lid x
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>>84101299
Ikr.
I ws scrolling down on the fred as I do nd I ws fully about to read that whole Long post even tho IDK what its about,,Nxt thing I see the words it starts with nd am instantly liek Nope, Skip not reading this
>>84101322
>That's all
Its not all. They turn Jesus name into a profanity to attack him bc the world is ruled by Satan so everything in the world is directed at leading you away from God. Like the Olympics ceremony as well..,it's not "all"..,nobody will ever do it fr Muhammad because Satan isnt worried about you joining a false clown cult frm the pits of hell like Islam they won't do it wiv Buddha or the Krishna or the Sikh guy or any1 else only Jesus. You see the world revolves around Jesus bc he is the Logos the "Word" that holds the universe together. Thats why everything always ends up returning to the subject of Jesus like flowers bending towards the sun bc he is the centre of everything.
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>>84102409
Jazz aerobics will get you feeling happy. Dont say you don't like it, you dont like any music.
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I post he replies welcome to my game
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>>84102513
Yeah some codeines and muscle relaxers for me. Had forgotten about the magic of agmatine, it really makes your drugs hit harder. Bought some recently and I tell you what writing this without loads of spelling mistakes has proven to be quite the challenge. Nice feeling, would recommend. Not sure if it works with k but it certainly does with all your standard downers.

What I really need is a proper acid trip to set me on the straight and narrow, problem is it's hard to find the time. Once the spring hits full force I hope to go for a wander in the countryside.
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>>84102541
Is this a special game that only you know the rules to? Because I'm pretty sure the purpose of a message board is to leave messages and receive replies.
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>>84102532
Ever considered that you're worshipping the demiurge lad? Basically simulation theory from thousands of years ago before they knew what computers are. Wouldn't take that risk if I were you, there's a creator but it's not likely that a desert tribe just figured it all out. God is the universe, not some dude that wants you to worship him. God is a female entity and is unknowable and imperceivable. The whole desert trilogy is based on demon worship. Baal craves sacrifice and bloodshed, every religious war (and that's all of them) is a sacrifice to a demon that tricked the original Israelites. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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i post i get replies thank you for participating in my game
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I would like to cash in my replies, please. What can I get with them and have I won the game?
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/66776053/#66780416
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>>84102619
Gotta be worth at least 20 quid down at wash wonverters that
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>>84102633
>wash wonverters
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>>84102511
cor madness. hanging out with scene/emo/goth kids in the 2000s, Converse and Vans were like THE shoes i wanted, but only the posh Durham kids could afford. some kids even had Doc Martens what the fuck.

nowadays of course, i have tatty Converses for knocking about in. mate A got these from her old night shift job in some 'serviced apartments'. somewhere between a normal hotel and a block of flats, where rich people would keep rooms for business trips and extramarital affairs. the richoids just LEFT stuff, e.g. after a shopping spree, because the alternative to their money-crusted brains was actually returning it.

or maybe mate A was just a kleptomaniac, i dunno.
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>>84102530
Unfortunately the model i'm using was trained to understand in the way the gemma3 dataset outputs, so for best accuracy i have to use it, however it did find a gemma 3 12b that isn't castrated, it's fp4, but it'll do for now.
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tfw they keep neutering the good goon AIs
ROOOOOOOOO
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>>84101789
Thats bc drugs r a common way fr demons to get into ppl. Its pretty straightforward. There is no good entity waiting inside addictive chemicals that ruin ur life. Its all demons.
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local AI is mostly dead unless you have >100gb of ram
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>>84101789
>You have now learned that DMT is produced by the brain during sleep. If you don't sleep you go insane from DMT overdose and saturation.
>You are now aware you are playing with mental illness and calling it recreation.
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>>84102568
Not gna consider it unless it's in the bible. Ave been into new age bollocks before. Ppl jst make it up as they go along.
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>>84102763
just have to disagree again, Crosslad. for me this one is less good/evil in the Christian sense and more not-strange/unfathomably-alien in some otherworldly sense.

maybe you could say they're one and the same, but i don't believe that's so. and i very much have the option to just leave it alone so eh, will probs just do that.
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>>84102568
They didnt " figure it out " also it ws revealed to them.
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>>84102783
Incorrect and under control of the ancient control mechanism. Ngmi
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>>84102655
I've never worn a pair and wouldn't pay todays price for what my mum calls pumps. I've had a pair of the no name Aldi ones to wear when I'm gardening. And I couldn't wear shoes that have been worn by someone else, it feels too personal. A coat I could wear after having it cleaned.
Did they ever leave any other stuff like furniture or electrical stuff?
I bet you could kit out an entire flat that way.
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>>84101789
I once ate an unknown amount of liberty cap mushrooms as I was really stubborn to ''trip'' as a retarded uni student, so ate handful after handful and refused to throw them up when my body tried. After seeing initial visuals then getting trapped in a thought loop, then believing I was dying before letting go of everything that was human, forgetting I had ever existed in a physical form with senses or that earth had ever existed and existing as energy I encountered similar entities. Although mine were multiple geometric insect faces with predator pincers which was jarring as nothing else had physical form where I had ended up, it wasn't even a 3d space but one followed me back for a while as I came out of it. Odd experience, was very confusing to be back in a physical body on earth, felt like I had been gone an eternity. Brains a fascinating fing, so creative with mind altering substances.
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>>84102568
>God is a female entity and is unknowable and imperceivable
Also u just said God is unknowable nd impermeable but you also said female entity so how do u know and perceive that?
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>>84102793
>>84102830
No they made it up as they went along too, it just stuck because people didn't have enough understanding to question what they were told. You're silly. I legitimately think Christianity COULD be a force for good and on a small scale it is, but actually believing the bible is true and the word of god is unfathomably stupid.
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>>84102834
You have no power here satan. No more lost souls for you and your demons to torture.
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>>84102850
It was revealed to me on LSD
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Me? Stroking my erect penis to of-age teens. Will be arriving at Spunkytown Central by quarter-to the hour.
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>>84102864
is she fit and will she bounce on it?
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injecting smack with mate A
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>>84102682
>isnt castrated
You on that Gemma ERP lid x
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>>84102851
There ws many other religions at the time if they jst wanted an explanation. Actually christianity is not very self evident its not easy to follow for humans, the resurrection ws witnessed by women whose testimony ws worth less than men at the time, the apostles got no riches or power frm spreading it, you can act like it's invented on purpose byt if you look into the details it actually had everything working against it, the first popes were martyred. Most of the first 35 popes were martyred lol. It isnt like sum easy explanation for ppl at all. It persisted bc its the truth. Not as an ideology byt the fact that Jesus resurrected frm the dead. Which is a historical fact. So it's actually about history rather than every other religion which is like "the doctrine of Islam is morally correct" etc christianity is unique as its about whether an event happened or not. So why don't u look into that event rather than about whether the philosophy sounds right. Am not here to be a apologist or argue. But if your curious as well you should read Mere Christianity by CS Lewis the audio book is on youtube :)
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Me? Just got back from sparking a nonce out
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>>84102864
Ya, exactly. Ave been into new age bollocks. You jst go wiv like stuff that sounds good on drugs, stuff that turns you on etc. It's deranged. That's why all those new age gurus nd Hindu monks turn out to be wrongun sex freaks. Bx its not about truth but feeling good nd feeling like your in a special club thar has secret knowledge that other ppl don't have. Here is the FACT. U will die nd stand before judgement seat of God nd you won't have your new age guru next to you to defend you that you thought the universe ws all vibrational energy nd your spunk was good fr the law of attraction. Read the bible start with the gospel of John nd st Paul's letter to the romans.
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errrrrrrrrrrm guys?
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running a tech deck over ruths naked body
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>>84102960
Phwoar it lush
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>>84102964
Corr you just reminded me of these nibbas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI
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>>84102996
Me? I'm the ninja. Oh aye. x
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If ppl r curious about God I woukd recommend 3 ppl on youtube as a introduction John Lennox (british) Cliff Knechtle and Frank Turek(americans) id say that bc your objections will all be in there somewhere. I also recommend Mere Christianity by CS Lewis nd also look up the Transcendental Argument (its complicated but-) (u only need to understand it a wee bit to see why its true). There is no point in jst arguing wiv me in this fred as am not a theological or particularly knowledgeable byt I recommend those r good sources if you are curious. Thxn
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>>84102838
>wouldn't pay todays price for what my mum calls pumps.
yeah it doesn't seem worth it even with the nice/branded ones, really.

>I couldn't wear shoes that have been worn by someone else
these were just-bought, in-box. probably tried on but well...that's clothes in shops, too (i understand some people find this uncomfortable).

>Did they ever leave any other stuff like furniture or electrical stuff?
oh yeah it was all sorts. i mean the residents were usually travelling around the country/world so it was presumably, 'hmm, i don't fancy carrying this back to London with me. i will leave it. the plebs will sort it out.'

if it was a laptop or jewellery they'd probably take it seriously, set up a lost + found, contact the resident. but these were posh young adults and wealthy businessmen who left half-bottles of Dom Perignon the way us mortals would leave leftover pizza.

>Did they ever leave any other stuff like furniture or electrical stuff?
the flats were furnished (although they could apply to put in their own furnishings or something). but what was left was mostly clothes, designer make-up, and gifts. so the latter occasionally had stuff like GHD hair straighteners.

she got quite the haul and made a fair bit on eBay, Vinted, and the rest. but there was a lot of worthless tat, too.
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Got mixed feelings about the escort I see.

She's naturally pretty, nice big boobs, somewhat intelligent. She's quite patient with me and very intimate. She's said I'm handsome/cute, that I dress well and that have I cute butt lol. But I think she has quite an arrogant streak and she is probably a bit mental (she likes feminist art/poetry, likes Taylor Swift and her parents are divorced). She also doesn't really reciprocate when I wish her well after our meetings.

Is it normal to feel this way about a woman? Or am I overthinking?
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>>84103016
For me it was the pirate with the peg leg
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>>84103086
I just remembered how annoying that cunt was too because his wooden leg wasn't magnetic and would slide off the board
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>>84102866
Edged it too long. There is blood.
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>>84102896
Trying to make Restore memes
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Hijabi Jubblies
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>>84102960
Quintessential Bri'ish Rose
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having deep philosophical conversations with mate A while we share a needle
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>>84102857
Ngl that is another thing though. Why did St Peter as the 1st pope do nothing to censor the gospels recording Jesus as saying Get behind me Satan to him. The bible is full of stuff like that. As I said the women eyewitnesses to resurrection. Ppls in those days didn't take women's word for things. St Peter denying Jesus 3 times. Apostles showing doubts nd lack of faith. The crucifixion itself. Jesus family calling him insane in Mark. Its not like biographies of Egyptian pharaohs roman emperors, where its all about making them badass nd perfect those details r included because that's simply what happened nd they were making a truthful account of what happened
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>>84103178
Satan is just a catchall name it isn't specifically Christian, it's just a name for a thing that has no name.
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>Went to tesco to buy beer
>Got ID'd
>Have no ID
>I'm 34
Genuinely tempted to go back there and slap that little cunt. 5'3 little runt clearly got off on the power we'll see how big he feels when I literally slap him across the face.
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Makhani Milkers
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>>84103216
Haven't been ID'd since I was 16 lad, maybe I am just an old looking cunt.
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Lost my fucking save, but they released a new update so I'm giving him a little boost in skills and giving him a few items. Lost it through no fault of my own either.
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>>84103178
>nd they were making a truthful account of what happened
Amen
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By the way ppls fink those texts were written a long time after Jesus died byt look at the Corinthian creed written a FEW yrs after jesus death meaning that St Paul ws writing this to ppl who knew ppl who knew jesus if he was telling porky pies why did it then persist fr 2000 years
As u see:
>The Corinthian creed (1 Corinthians 15:3-8) is dated by most scholars to within 2-5 years of Jesus' death, with many suggesting a range of AD 30-35, or shortly after 33 CE.
Pretty amazing.
Compare to e.g. Mohammad who even tho he is said to have lived in 600s. The earliest sources for his biography only began from 750s-800s. Ppl are surprised by that bc its not publicised.Only jesus is attacked like this where they try to make out like it ws made up years later.
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>>84103233
need a bokkle update my laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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my groin smells yeasty, shower tomorrow unless one of you fembots wants to rest my balls either side of your nose and get a lungfull?
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>>84103253
I wish more people were aware of what you've said to be honest.
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>>84103256
Lost fucking everything. That's a good idea. He had so many bokkles in his previous life and they was all taken away because some security threat caused the devs to rug pull all the unstable builds. If you had a save in unstable, tough shit!
Even with debug mode to fix some things, I'll never get back his comfy gaffe or his cleared Wareham or his fire trucks and guns.
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>>84103216
He knew you were an alki drinking on a Monday night and done you a favour
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>>84103305
fembot here yes please
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Corrrrrrrr! Me Vinegar Syndrome haul is due to arrive from Fedex on Friday! That's a lush! eBay slowpoke still hasn't shipped my OOP Claude Chabrol box sets, cheeky bastid.
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Thought he was going to shout at me and be angry at me but no he was alright with it. Perhaps I need to be less of a pessimist add see the good in some people.
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>>84096772
Hey britbros. How easy it is to get a job over there?
Im thinking about travelling and doing something. Of course I have no work visa or anything. Are you guys thorough with that shit or what?
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>>84103416
Impossible. We're full
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>>84103309
That is our job ^_^ although Am not good at it myself i have to work on being more Charitable nd more gentle rather than just sperging out but I fink sometimes you have no idea what seeds you plant in ppls minds that will grow in the future. Its not ppls fault because the powers that be KNOW Jesus is the truth nd they hate it so they do everything to push ppl away frm Him while at the same time they dont stop ppl falling into New age, buddhism, occult, "magick", Islam, all this drivel ppl thats promoted every day yet ppl still have Gods law written on their heart for us to love him but when the whole forces of the world pushes them away frm Jesus they become blinded frm the truth. Ppls will get into all these weird doctrines but they woudl feel embarrassed to be a Christian now. As its been so derided nd slandered. At the same time as we turned our back on Him everything has fallen apart in our country.
>Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.
>Luke 9:26
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>>84103421
That verse sums up what you said very well.
This one, also. Matthew 10:33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Two fings i jst remembered. Number 1 buy Mothers day prezzie which is fr next Sunday. Number 2 ill look fr kinder egg when i go shop after shower. It is kinda late byt it will be open.
>>84103449
Amen
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>>84103416
Come over on a rubber boat and they'll give you a house and a PlayStation 5 lad
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>>84103416
Come over on a rubber dinghy and our government will give you 40k to leave.
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Thast very true honestly init
Altho when I 1st became a vapist in 2016/7 there ws more like Hipster type shops that had proper names where the staff was Beardy reddit type guys that actually was into vaping
However by tbe time I quit Last yr yeah every vape shop is like 123bestvape4u you dont even realise it has a name
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Only true shaggers had the tribal GBA SP.
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>>84103518
they're just money laundering shops
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>>84103521
I had the gold zelda one with minish cap bundled with it.
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>>84103521
For me it's the blue one and Pokemon Ruby was also epic, my favourite Pokemanz
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>>84103028
I jst fink ur rly dumb nd ezaly munipultd bcuz uv it
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>>84103532
Sames.., it had a dead pixel in the screen out the box n_n byt it was still epic
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tempted to get a 3ds xl and hack it y'know
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True gangstas had one of these little fuckers.
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>>84103586
The estore closed on 3ds. I fink it ws 2024. So Many games r just not purchasable anymore. Like ones that only had digital versions on estore. Dont know how to hack it tho. Seems complicated.
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Oh ya my 3ds is zelda aswell
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>>84103590
I remember I wanted to get one of those when I was at college they were selling for fuck all, screen was tiny though
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For me it was a PSP
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25th anniversary edish ^_^
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TRUMP IS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bkyOTCrEg
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>>84103674
Isn't the gimp giving a speech at half nine?
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>>84103639
Watched so much porn on this fucker using my neighbours wifi.
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bought a new 3ds xl because of this thread haven't i x
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>>84103590
100 quid for that now. Fucking hell.
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>>84103521
I still have one of these. But the screen is too dim desu desu.
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>>84103783
>screen is too dim
sit under a lamp like we all had to do with the OG GBA
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>>84103796
Eh, I have a normal GBA with a brighter screen. It womfy.
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Australia grants asylum to Iranian players
Trump due to speak
Economic crisis UK
RAF intercepting missiles and drones
Trump due to speak
NATO involvement
Trump due to speak
He's going to announce war
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>>84103816
Read an article on Reddit saying we might be getting a cosie living payment
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>>84103816
Fuck off Helper you bore.
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UC bennies just hit the bank x
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>>84103834
It's been quiet today has he been banned on his ban evading IP as well?
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Now my own phone is doingit
Stranger Things tv show is constant. JC JC JC JC JC JFC. So is that name a swear word how Is that? There is nae need for it.
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>>84103831
Lucky bugger.
>>84103834
Give it a rest mate.
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>>84103836
At this time? I usually get mine at midnight
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Ngl I used to do it aswell.lord forgive me. n_n byt I never do it now. My mind autocorrects it to Jings.
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>>84103854
Give what a rest? Just don't appreciate American politics being spammed here and Helper's usually the one doing it.
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Ill tell you another wee 1 before i nip to shop. In first Jurassic Park film when the lawyer gets attacked sitting on the toilet. As the T Rex approaches he says a hail Mary then T rex eats him. Its obviously meant to be. "Haha religion doesnt work idiot against DINOSAURS frm the old days :)". t. Spielberg. Not syaing the film isnt entertaining its alright.
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Was never much of a gamer. More into music and stuff
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1 more wee thing jst because its connected (Steven Spielberg). Look up the trailer for Disclosure Day which is coming out on June this year i fink. Film about aliens. Steven Spielberg too. Total antichrist trailer. That film obviously promoting the UFO religion theyre gna push. They will larp that aliens have landed (they cant show us though) nd theyve came to save us from ourselves or something. One world religion.
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>>84103867
>Economic crisis UK
>RAF intercepting missiles and drones
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>>84103916
You ever seen his movie Artificial Intelligence?
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Miss my lupus suffering lass so much.
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>>84103928
Nah I never seen it. Howcomes?
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>>84103894
nah lad i see it like he's a bit slimy but desperate so it's like a last-ditch effort through prayer.

you have the opposite on Spider-Man where Aunt May is sincerely praying and the Green Goblin is like 'FINISH IT >:)))' but that's to say nothing of the devotion/sincerity itself.

sometimes T-Rexes just eat lawyers, and Green Goblins just attack old ladies. it's them who are at fault, IMO.
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>>84103946
Way ahead of it's time with the AI stuff and full of weird imagery, worth watching
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new bread big comfy >>84103979
new bread big comfy >>84103979
new bread big comfy >>84103979
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>>84103916
Spielburger is a bad wicked man. Apparently he raped and killed a girl called Heather O'Rourke in the 80s.
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1 the most essential things in life is having a comfy jumper n stuffs like that as you'll end up finking your depressed nd angry when you don't even realise you jst feel uncomfortable wearing that old scratchy ahh jumper which is then turning in2 a mental problem.. same wiv shoes nd everything



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