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Whitby harbour edish
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god i love the sea
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This is the image that should be on British banknotes
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>>84124165
I fucking hate the NHS, all I wanted to say.
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>>84124142
>robotics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUmlv814aJo

Making custom covers for the first mass produced ones could be a thing, home 3D printers could make arm and leg coverings in two parts though mass produced one would be cheaper but boring. At home you could inlay a layer beneath a transparent layer with leds and flexible screens and all sorts of visually neat stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX5J_BX7LEI
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Supposed to not be doing any drugs today but the problem is I really want to do some drugs. Bit of a pickle really.
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>>84124247
There's more to life than taking drugs.
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>>84124301
nta
eh lid its 6c and pissing it down outside, getting off my trolley would really brighten up the afternoon tbqfh
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Wish Vinted cunts would be quicker about confirming the item they received was okay. Mufuggas delaying my monies.
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>>84124315
Look for a job instead, my dude.
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>>84124348
already got one de lid
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>>84124352
>already got one de lid
Proof?
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>>84124394
always some kind of slavery going on lad
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My first taste of young chubby porn was kirstens-room.com many many years ago. I sometimes wonder what she is doing these days, must be in her 40s I reckon.
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For too long my go-to masturbation video was a medium size dog ploughing a thick girl in a hotel room. Ivy was her name. The girl, not the dog.
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Me? Pooping.
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The last gasps of a dying general.
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>>84124458
Again? See a doctor
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Heading out within the hour arnt i X
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>>84124467
A post, a post, muh kingdom forra post.
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>>84124469
I had 3 this morning, but I'm NTA that you replied to.
No PM poo's so far.
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Hello, it's me, yer leader, keir starmer, and I'm here today to make a worldwide announcement. Only gone and got GCHQ to hack everyone's devices around the world, so I can tell you, that here in the great Yookay, it's not ok to fuck yer step sister who isn't a blood relative, but YOU CAN FUCK YER COUSIN. That is all.

Is that ok l-lord ali? WHAT?
Cut the mic cut the mic.
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They are are misfortune, aren't (((they)))
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>>84124612
They weren't kicked out of 109 countries for nowt
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>>84124617
You get nothing for nowt when a jew is involved.
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>>84124247
"Drugs" is a broad term. What ones specifically are you doing? Weed ain't the same as fentanyl
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>>84124649
It's not weed nor fentanyl, somewhere in the middle I suppose.
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>>84124767
Enjoy them m8

t. straight edger
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>>84124767
Back on the pregabalins?
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good morning there, /britfeel/.

body and mind took a bit of a pounding last night, was a bit silly with the codeines + tramadols. thanks >>84121347, >>84121399, >>84121511, just appreciate it. in recovery mode now.

>>84124767
you be careful, sir!
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another 1 in the bag lids, 4 more to go
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might do something mysterious.
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>>84125089
Drug addicts aren't aloud here unfortunately. You'll have to leave.
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>>84125122
>Drug addicts aren't aloud here

can i stay if i be quiet?
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Everything is awful. Very few things are interesting and beautiful.
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damn i'm such a div. i know you can scroll through the CAPTCHA with arrow keys + space. they EVEN fixed the tab index so you can tab to the button properly.

yet here i am, lining the mouse up, clicking things like a fool.
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Phwoaaarrrr bit windy innit. I don't like it when I can hear the elements from my comfy room.
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>>84125181
>Very few things are interesting and beautiful
Such as?
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>>84125199
French literature. Something like Le Grand Mealnes. Nice book.
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>>84125181
>Very few things are interesting and beautiful.

examples of interesting and beautiful things?

have any lids lived anywhere that's geographically beautiful (will even include Wales here)? do you just get used to it?
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>>84125217
Unfortunately there are few beautiful things in the UK. Ugly people, ugly culture and especially ugly architecture and buildings compared to Europe.
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>>84125217
Beautiful and interesting things

Van Gogh art like starry night.
Shakespeare
Galois Theory
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>>84125227
Where in europe, paris is horrific.
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>>84125232
Most places.
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Keeping an eye on this hoping I'll see SSM alive and well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hTQbd8Qxs
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>>84125227
>Unfortunately there are few beautiful things in the UK.
Bullshit
>Ugly people
People just have high body fat percentage. They just need to lose fat.
>ugly culture
British culture is about a deep sensitivity to class, a happy pessimism, and an empirical outlook.
The sensitivity to class is a product of our history and manifests in beautiful and distinctively English works of literature by Charles Dickens, Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte. The happy pessimism manifests in our humour and some of the sickest rock music ever made here. Every British philosopher has been an empiricist from Roger Bacon to Locke to Russell. Einstein praised the British for their empirical scientific outlook and believed it is why they had been so successful in science. He had 3 portraits of Newton (English), Faraday (English) and Maxwell (Scottish) on his wall.

>ugly buildings
Hampton court. Incredible castles. The whole fucking city of Bath is a world heritage site.

Not trying to sound classist but if all you know is your shitty council estate then it will seem ugly.
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>>84125274
i do think british people are ugly on a genetic level tbf, like compare a thin british girl to anyone from the continent and there is a difference
whether its inbreeding or exposure to industrial fumes, who knows
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You lads falling for obvious bait again?
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>>84125227
i disagree a bit, just a matter of taste, although that's where i think geography/nature is ez mode. maybe some day we'll ruin it all, but it's still got a timeless beauty to it.

i don't know to what degree they built castles to be beautiful (cathedrals, definitely, but castles?) and yet they look amazing centuries later. maybe we've just forgotten how to make beautiful things.
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>>84125278
different anon but i think its the island inbreeding thing, euros have travelled all around and shagged each other, we are all stuck on this grim island and have to shag other uggos instead of touring around for qts so something about less genetics or something like that, idk im hungover as fuck, thats my theory on it anyway
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Poo number four, fuck
No stinging arsehole this time
Nice, thats a relief.
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Ebin smells like a wet dog I reckon.
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>>84125217
NTA but I live in Switzerland.
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going to ruffle a few artfrens' feathers with my layman brain here, please have patience:

there's something 'frumpy' about British/beautiful women in older paintings, even when they got better at realism and an oil-on-canvas picture could resemble an actual person. whether it was a model or their imagination, even if they're painting some Arthurian scene or Aphrodite or something.

it's what i think of when Americans say 'haha they LOOK British!!!' in a derogatory way, even if individual people look fine (or even attractive). meanwhile, look at what Hollywood considers attractive. it's gone very weird.
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done approximately one singular task today at work, done my laundry, played l4d2, lifted, made and ate food, had a nap. Pretty comfy day in the life of this wage farmer.
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>>84125357
Forren traitor
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>>84125481
Approximately 40,000 to 43,000 British nationals live in Switzerland. Why don't you?
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You want wapes de lid? I can offer you two welf bars for thirty quid, it a wargain de lid!
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>>84125531
Because I won't get bennies in switzerland.
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>>84125554
Scottish vapes you say? Any discount on these smoke damaged ones?
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>>84125554
you got any that dont burn train stations down de lid?
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can feel those sennas getting my bowels shifting, but i think i'll give it half an hour before i go and empty my innards want this to be as easy as possible, like i'm someone with a healthy diet.

sorry for the shitposting. and i do mean shit-posting *winks at the camera*
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something ironic about an Elf Bar burning down a train station.

not something real elves would ever do.
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>>84125653
>not something real elves would ever do.
thats what they want you to think
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>>84125604
Those are wremium de lid, ten quid extra de lid.
>>84125621
I've got ones that can burn down bus stations instead de lid, if that's what you want de lid.
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>>84125554
got any of those dry werb vapes me chum? for werbs, you understand. oreganos and wosemary, that sort of thing.
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Corrrrrrrr! This lassie always gets me off so good.
https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde
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need more corrr, phwoarr and get in type posts
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What supernatural things do you believe in?
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>>84125788
100% believe in things that we cannot detect at the moment with our normal senses or as of yet any scientific instrument.

There are trillions of impossibly small neutrinos passing through us all the time and have been since we were born but nobody ever knew until so very recently.

There is a vast ocean of the unknown we cannot detect. I think consciousness of something exists somewhere.
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>>84125788
I genuinely believe there's a demon living inside my balls that tickles me and transplants obscene thoughts into my brain.
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>>84125808
post pictures of demonic bollocks or gtfo
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>>84125788
waffled about DMT demons the other day, i do think there's something there and something beyond life/physical existence. if my brain's been tricked, then oh well, i'm in Tricked Mode.

more down-to-earth, it's not ghosts or anything, but some parapsychology studies are interesting. e.g. Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research (PEAR) Labs:
>PEAR's experiments often involved participants attempting to influence the output of REGs, which produce sequences of numbers that are statistically random. The results indicated that, over many trials, the participants' intentions could subtly shift the distribution of outcomes away from pure randomness, suggesting that the human mind might be capable of affecting physical systems in ways that are not currently understood by conventional physics.

there could be an alternative explanation (or even errors/fraud) but i don't get why this made people seethe so much. like it's 'wrong' science to test this hypothesis, go back to Hogwarts.
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Gotten back haven't i

I have haven't i X

Got dang normgroids crawling all ovah the place again in spring. Miss fall + winter already phwoar
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>>84125939
Show your temp british poster pass, or fuck off ya forrin sound spastic cunt.
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>>84125044
No lad I have banned myself from them, I would have bought some today if I had more xmr but luckily for everyone I didn't have enough in my wallet. I'm overdoing it with codeines and carisoprodols and zopiclones as that's what I've got. Going to not buy more, that's the goal. Maybe next week will be the withdrawal week.

>>84125089
I'm annoyingly careful, always functioning.
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>>84126078
he is NOT forrin, the vibrations in his walls just altered his brain.

have a heart, lad.
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>>84125788
I believe in magic, there's a long and storied history of consulting with angels and/or demons and I think it's possible to control the world around you. Unfortunately it comes with a horrendous cost, you can do some bits here and there with animal sacrifice and sex magic but to get real results you need to torture, rape and kill humans. That's what they were partially up to with the whole epstein stuff, and why wicca and freemasons and solomons key all share so many aspects. I've read a fair amount of books about it and I think there's something there and I do not want any part of it.
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She's fucking 25, doesn't even have a full time job and gets her own fucking place for being a mildly downs syndrome FEMALE. Fuming. Where's my fucking free house?
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Having wominos tonight. Wifeberg is on the blob and is at the gym so has demanded to undo all the good work, tbf I'm not complaining. Weggie wolcano with wuffed wrust for me if that's ok with you de lids
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*summons all 72 demons on your computer at once*

what you gonna do about it, nerd?
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>>84126267
>Weggie wolcano with wuffed wrust for me if that's ok with you de lids

sounds like you've made good life choices overall, but (if i may) why are you having a VEGETARIAN pizza?
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>>84126285
I can not be harmed by your inferior incantations
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>>84126317
Don't eat meat lad, fond of the animals innit
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>>84126338
very nice looking snek youve got there lad
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>yes yes a very big warm welcome everyone names billy woore and I'm going to stretch my video out to 1 hour because thats the optimal way of getting youtube buxx. i also beat me son up and fucked a tranny in prison abroad. but I'm clean now no drugs. look at this place...shithole. let's go talk to homeless druggies and pretend I'm their mate.

hate the fat fuck public vloggers. get a real fucking job coke head.
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>>84126357
seen him in manchester once but im still yet to see r charlie IRL
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may have to start reporting some of these lads who scan in books from their university libraries. says right there by their student number/access ID that unauthorised duplication is A CRIME.

some of these PDFs are 20+ years old, but it's never too late to go to prison.
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Iran already killing Jews on USA. False flag by Trump probably.
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>>84126365
Veitch won't be there for a while due to his bail conditions relating to harassing a tranny. Manchester are cracking down on youtubers making it look so bad by going to youtube and telling them to demonetize channels.
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>>84126376
lemme just reprint it, call it fifth edition with barely any changes and charge twice the amount for it! hehehehehehe
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>>84126338
*snicker* *snarf* your principles are different to mine.
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Billy beat up his son in a coke fuelled rage, been in prison several times and the fucking loons at netflix give him a fucking documentary. It's wrong how people think this drug addict is a morally good person.
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>>84126338
Wish bread snake were mine. I did acquire a snek that was trying to escape from a passed out man in Brighton once. Walking home about 3am and this little pink cornsnake is half in his trousers, half in the middle of the busy pavement. Tried to wake the dude up but he was hammered or junked up and completely unresponsive so we nicked his snake. Took it to the RSPCA a few days later but was nice having her about, let her hang out on the sofa with us. The wifeberg (gf at the time) wasn't very impressed since she'd been working late and was asleep when I barged in with a snake and started trying to box it up somehow. All fun and games though.
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>>84126388
Yeah well YOU have a gambling problem!
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hi lads I just copped a 3 day ban on /int/
can I stay here with you lot for a bit x
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>>84126385
>Publication date
> 1978: first edition
> 1988: second edition
based K&R standing the test of time. no need to add in a CD or tell you there's a companion website (that'll stop working in five years). they just wrote down how to type in your computer codes, and everyone agrees it's a perfect textbook.
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>>84126430
As long as you weren't posting pictures of your arse or being a big old nasty rorke, yes you can stay.
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>>84126430
everyone deserves a shot at forgiveness my lad x

that said, what were you banned for? (just in case it's something unforgivable.)
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>>84126438
No I posted an alysa liu and got done for off topic. quite harsh I think.
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>>84126393
You've made the mistake of thinking "people" (referring to tv producers) are good people. They are not, their jobs are to portray lies, fiction in such a way as to elicit an addictive emotional response in viewers.
They are charlatans and scum and deserve a sparking out, by a big mean moral frog.
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if you were a girl who looked like this why would you even bother making porn
surely you could just rinse simps by teasing the possibility instead of actually doing it
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Women are evil and will ruin your life. Even if you are released with no further action that'll still be a mark on your DBS. Even if someone else is convicted, that'll still be a mark on your DBS.

>A woman has been sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison after falsely accusing 10 men of raping her.

https://news.sky.com/story/woman-who-falsely-accused-10-men-of-raping-her-jailed-13518288
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>>84126473
MOMMY! ME WANT MILKIES! BITTTTTYYYY!
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>>84126479
she looks like a nutjob though
most women don't do this
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>>84126473
I know that phenotype, they are mental cases.
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>Din-din status Ingested
>Bellywelly status: Filled up right and proper
>Nourishment-on-the-naze: Copped

X
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>>84126457
Yes and they're only in it for the money at the end of the day. I'll stick to me kinos like Man On Wire and Koyanisqatsi.
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this year, right bros?
haha....
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>>84126479
flip it around 4.5 years for 10 rapes... that wouldn't happen if those 10 men had raped her would it, their sentences totalled up would have amounted to a fuckload more than 4 and half years. Pussy pass again.

We the people ask of the government for the death sentence in this matter.
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>>84126518
Lad I've just woke up at 5pm and am a 36yo neet living with his mum. I wouldn't even bother in my situation. Turns out working doesn't get you the gf so why bother?
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>>84126528
Can honestly see one of those men putting justice into their own hands and then offing themselves.
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didn't know what a rorke was, found something unrelated.

>Battle of Rorke's Drift

>The Battle of Rorke's Drift, also known as the Defence of Rorke's Drift, was an engagement in the Anglo-Zulu War. The successful British defence of the mission station of Rorke's Drift, under the command of Lieutenants John Chard of the Royal Engineers and Gonville Bromhead of the 24th Regiment of Foot, began once a large contingent of Zulu warriors broke off from the main force during the final hour of the British defeat at the day-long Battle of Isandlwana on 22 January 1879.

>Just over 150 British and colonial troops defended the station against attacks by 3,000 to 4,000 Zulu warriors. The massive but piecemeal attacks by the Zulu on Rorke's Drift came very close to overwhelming the much smaller garrison, but were consistently repelled.

corrr. pretty straightforward one, this. turns out rifles > spears.
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You have a pornography problem.
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remember when this was a mark of quality?
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box room is full of mould. grim living standards me. no girl would want to shag in my room. I wouldn't be able to sneak her by mum anyway.
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>>84126558
yes i do
no i will not do anything about it
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There are probably thousands of men in prison right now in this country because of women's white lies and crocodile tears in front of the jury.
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>>84126572
time to blast this everywhere. don't worry about wiping the corners clean, once the mould is dead it's purely aesthetic.
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>>84126548
a banger sabaton song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U
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>>84126585
You can start by deleting it all. Very easy.
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>>84126558
no problem here
i find what i want and sploog no probs
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Alri de lid. Come to spark you out haven't I de lid.
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>>84126593
I do sometimes do that and have white vinegar. It's mostly on the ceiling. I don't think it's causing me any breathing issues. If I open the windows my room stinks of pollution. Can't win.
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my pornography problem? the Online Safety Act age/ID gating. such a huge problem it even extends to NON-porn.
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>>84126450
Seems unreasonable, I'm certainly an enjoyer of hers so feel free to keep up the good work
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>>84126598
wanking is too fun
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>>84126357
He came around my end not too long back, and didn't bother going to the actual slums either. Was just harrasing the local homeless, addicts and dementia ridden oldies. Not the actual problem area.
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>>84126548
I'm not sure this is the rorke i was referring to, I actually don't know the genesis of the meme but I gather rorke was a right wing chud poster on /Brit/ and now everyone gets accused of being him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCYT8vb2siQ

Jewtube's algo recommending me this hollyslop o algo lol

Earf-shattering brappington noise can be heard at the 5 second mark furthermorebeit
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>>84126614
They know young men are gooning to easy access to pornography and realise these men are potentially never going to work the shit jobs (that women won't ever do). Problem is these lads won't get girlfriends by working so if they think taking away their pornography is going to work... it's not. That's why they are going for video games also. Xbox already has locked down accounts not complying.
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For me it's toadmaxxed smashed and slammed bully pibbles

Is it not
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>>84126602
you may be tough enough to take down a legless, pregnant woman all by yourself, but if you lay a finger on me, i'll tell me mum. then you'll wish i sparked YOU out.
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frostyjackz would have loved all these AI apus if he was still alive RIP frostyjackz my hero
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>>84126624
He hasn't been down the south of england too much. It's a shithole down here too.
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>>84126633
if that's the metagame here, vidya feels like the elephant in the room. how do you swing that one as 'safety'? maybe for teenagers/children chatting online, but just playing the games themselves?

wonder if we'll go back to some Mary Whitehouse shite. lads are spending hours cooped in their boxrooms playing games, and it's making them violent. the Feel Street Stabber had Doom installed, sources report.
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>>84126644
I'll come round and spin all your jaws de lid. Won't be able to go crying to mummy then de lid. I'll take your dindins n'all de lid.
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>>84126744
werent you running a dodgy vape stall earlier on?
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i don't hate gay people but they do give me the ick
they shouldn't be so proud of the fact that they get fucked in the ass
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thread's not the same without Chika. he popped in the other night, but maybe he's kicked his /britfeel/ habit for good.

he's better off, but we're not.
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>>84126759
he sparks you up, then sparks you out.

sinister racket he's got going on, but you just know the frogcatchers would only give him a suspended frentence.
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>>84126764
>>84126767
maybe i picked a poor time to lament a particular poster's absence.
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>>84126632
Sounds like fucking Starvin' Marvin from southpark lmao.
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>>84126767
He still posts if you know you know, there is an intelligence in his posts. Even when he's being ironic on 3 million levels with a dash of sarcasm.
>>84126797
>maybe i picked a poor time to lament a particular poster's absence.
Please don't trigger the latent homosexuals. They are still confused and easily riled.
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how many pull ups can you do /britfeel/?
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>>84126869
I'm thinking between 0 and 5, probably on the lower end
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>>84126869
last time i tried i did one decent one then nearly shat myself when i tried for 2...so one
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>>84126866
>He still posts if you know you know, there is an intelligence in his posts. Even when he's being ironic on 3 million levels with a dash of sarcasm.
i see, i see. was going to say, i appreciate his wit even when his jimmies are rustled (that's a hard thing to pull off, very few seethers manage it).

>Please don't trigger the latent homosexuals. They are still confused and easily riled.
sorry lad, didn't mean to confuse or rile you.
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>>84126915
same
one is my limit
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>>84126869
0. but i don't trust those bars anyway.
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>>84126759
it burnt to the ground in mysterious circumstances
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Off to beddingshires

I do fink X
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>>84126922
No confusion in me, mate. Gay men are gay, and traps are hot. End of.
>i appreciate his wit
Hella yea. His one liners always hit the mark.
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>>84126972
you went to bed at 4:15 in the afternoon yesterday, you were up and posting by 7am.

quite the confusing sleep schedule you have, it must be said.
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>>84126357
the guy is a piece of shit. he interviewed some lady from some obscure right wing party last year who spoke very well and wanted Britain to be white again. after he was done speaking to her he walked off and said something like "AH DONT KNO BOUT ALL THIS RIGHT WING BOLLOCKS WE'RE ALL THE SAME LA"
he doesnt look very tough either, he literally looks like hes related to ethan ralph
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>>84126998
>Gay men are gay, and traps are hot. End of.

Lollers have you ever considered that you may be a 4chan Elemental, brought into being by the internet?
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pic of billy moore if he ever dares film me while im out in public
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>Trump calls new Iran leader "BORING".
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Dominos have changed their vegan options so the only vegan crust is thin and crispy and it is is SHIT. Wifeberg has got a bunch of crappy vegan stuff on top of what's basically a large tortilla, this never used to be required so I guess they're fucking with stuff. Anyway the misery period pizza I bought to cheer wifeberg up has failed and now she's in a worse mood, gone to tesco to buy a frozen pizza. Fucking dominos, no chance of a hand job tonight I'll tell you that for free
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is hot/warm water from a hot water tap safe to drink if you run it through a water filter?

i have a hot water tank rather than a newfangled boiler. always grew up with the whole 'the hot water isn't safe to drink' thing (single mixer taps = Satanic invention).
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>>84127039
I have ruminated and theorised the concept and come to the conclusion that even if it's true, it won't get me a hot trap gf.
>tfw wish I was dead desu
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>>84127079
piss off Zimmy you omega 6 maxxed mong
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>>84127079
not right that, lad. there was always a very specific taste to Domino's pizza (might have just been sugar or MSG) but it was reliably a lovely treat. even vegan cheese CAN be decent.

IMO, Domino's owe you a handjob.
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>>84126651
Frosty was a BN character
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>>84127095
>it won't get me a hot trap gf.

does it count if your boyfriend does cosplay and that includes 'crossplay' of random female anime/vidya characters?

because i can confirm this is weird and uncomfortable and NOT sexy.
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>>84127105
I don't know who you're talking about, you have a weird obsession and need to spend more time in the real world
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>>84126767
>>84126866
>>84126922
Chika was by far the worst personality we had here in the last couple of years. Couldn't stand that boring mong. So glad he's gone.
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>>84127207
he is the Les Dennis of our generation.
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Just had some jam
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>>84127239
Not sure I believe this
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>>84127179
NTA but, Bloody numpty? Why use cart? Absolute insanity.
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haven't had jam in years. would quite like some jam soon.

let's say it's a lovely Wednesday morning, my PIP has just come in, and i'm at the shops. what jam do i buy? do these fancy ones make any difference?
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>>84127257
quite unusual, this. they removed the melody, added some bassline that (almost?) peaks/clips?

is this what the kids are listening to nowadays?
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>>84125217
Coor that's beautiful. Dont think there's anywhere in the UK as majestic as that tbf
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>>84127335
all jam is good jam
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>>84127356
dunno class choon tho
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hello. my apu is performing cover versions of TV show theme songs at the feel street working mans club tomorrow. for any instrumental songs he makes up his lyrics which is mostly just the name of the show over and over. tickets 50p, grafters get in free on production of a stanley fatmax bag
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so what's the move if your twin sister is a porn star
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>>84127421
Go into the office and collect all her paycheques, and hold them ransom. Wouldn't be greedy, 25% of the cheque.
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>>84127421
Must suck that as everyone knows what your tuppence looks like
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>>84126744
That is speculation de lid. Here is a totally not staged photo of me in a legal line of work de lid. Don't go grassing me up de lid. You've been warned de lid.
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>>84127407
>cover versions of TV show theme songs
>for any instrumental songs he makes up his lyrics which is mostly just the name of the show over and over.

can i get him to do picrel as one long death metal scream?
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>>84127421
make one porn video of my own, in which i say something profoundly racist/antisemitic. upload it to 4chan or somewhere.

word will spread she's a 'problematic' person, brands and influencers will no longer want to work with her, maybe even her OnlyFans gets banned.

i have rescued my sister from porn <3
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Twin porn? Daddy Starmer won't like that. Not one bit.
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>>84127587
just wait until they discover performers having sex with THEMSELVES.
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Corrrrrr! My Vinegar Syndrome haul is due to be delivered tomorrow. More likely Monday I reckon, as it arrived in the UK but Fedex are slow cunts and getting stuff over from the mainland. I NEED my degenerate Wapanese flicks.
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>>84127626
we all moon lee in life x
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>>84127626
A nice little PIP celebration de lid. Enjoy.
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>>84127643
Oh aye. Any other essential Moon Lee kinos? She's a cutie in Mr. Vampire. Never seen the Iron Angels series.
>>84127653
Don't get PIP for another two weeks de lid.
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>>84127481
>You've been warned de lid.
Is that a veiled threat? Typical bloody frogger, bet you'll go crying to SPACCA now won't you?
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corrr exciting stuff, that was.

you'd have to be a psychopath to cheat in Minecraft. should be against the law, IMO.
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half 9 and i'm ready for a wank then go bed
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>>84126869
on a bad day 15 max, on a good day 20 full rom, averages around 17 to 18 for the first set. Although ive started doing 10, resting for 30 seconds then doing 9, resting for 30 all the way down to 1 and I find that is quite fun to do, starts off ez then starts to burn. Can do about 45 pushups and dips around the same but I usually weight dips with 20kgx 15 reps per set.
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>>84127785
Same, but finishing muh alcoholic beverage, and CBA with a wank. Also I'll be having a spliff.
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I'm just not going to fucking work is all
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any lads here into roleplaying? like dungeons and dragons?
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>>84127674
Not sure what you are talking about de lid. Good night de lid. You've been SPARKED de lid.
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>>84127886
i always wanted to when i was in school but i was worried everyone would think i'm a nerd
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too scared to order drugs on the internet. would rather do it in person
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>>84127665
i've seen the iron angel series, devil hunters, fatal termination and dreaming the reality. they're all pretty solid desu not amazing but as a wong kong fan you'd get something out of them
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>>84127917
But most of the geek lads who order drugs online would be too scared to do it in person lol
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Alright lads.

So don't know if you remmeber but I was posting about my cat seemingly losing his sight the other day. Well, I took him to a private eye vet clinic today (cost me over 300 quid) but they confirmed he wasn't blind thank god but had some reduced vision, which is what I suspected anyway but I needed to know for sure. They ruled out cataracts and glaucoma, and his eye pressure was normal. They also ran a blood test which showed he might have an issue with his kidneys so they can't put him on any meds for now in case they make him worse so next step his to get a urine test at his local vets. He's 17 so I think now it's just about giving him the highest quality of life I can until the end.
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Want to do something simple like go for fish and chips during the summer with a girl. Why am I fucking denied a relationship and life?
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Any of you lads ever had a woman as a friend?
Had two when I was 18, but I don't speak to either of them anymore.
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>>84127955
I'd eat her fish supper, oh aye
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>>84127964
Never even seen a woman me
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>>84127968
The perfect lass for me but not the perfect lad for her. Miss that babe. :(
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Only seen naked women on my screen me.
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Has she ever worked a hard day in her life? I don't think so. Women get a free pass. Why should I work?
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Spent 10 quid today on a breakfast bagel. Gentrification is mad
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When you've had your wanky and now the rest of the day is going to be boring because you have no interest in vidyas anymore. Grim.
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>>84127885
Only 3 things ya need in life lad, oxygen energy and h20.
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Bet she must be making a pretty penny now. Enough for a nose job maybe.
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know what i miss? flying around vice city on my little moped delivering pizzas
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>>84128063
Dorsal humps are cute.
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>>84128063
shes'll never get a nose job because women dont work LOL!
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>literal first 20 mins of new job
>manager walks in and says "whoever reported me for doing [work] wrong, you have no fucking balls and if i find out who it is, i'll rip their fucking neck out"
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>>84127953
Thats2aMzing. Meow! X
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>>84128064
You can just buy the GTA trilogy on modern consoles lad. The updated lighting makes it look more like the original now.
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You know what I miss? Driving on the railway bridge thing to deliver cars to that dock place in San Andreas. That was the most effective way to get vehicles over from the desert/Las Venturas.
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>>84127953
300 quid isn't the worst thing in the world. so does this rule out eye surgery at least?
and your local (PDSA?) vets can check his urine?

hope it's brought you peace of mind, lad. see to giving yourself a high quality of life too. xx
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Sudden waft of kebab in Britfeel just then
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>>84128063
nose like a dorito what a fucking whopper hahahaha
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Why is it some mid looking bint can just coast life and get a boyfriend whenever they feel like it lads? Not fucking right is it.

>>84128085
They're not. A straight, small to medium nose works best for women.

>>84128091
Women can still get money easily without working or doing very little work.
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Avg lassie that canny find a nice guy n_n
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>>84128128
Must be that turkish bint not realising her own scent. If only I could just get up and live in another country with little effort.
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>>84128179
has she tried asking him?
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I feel sorry for fat people who were fat in their childhoods, I can sort of understand that, and it's mainly their parents fault.
Fat people who weren't? You're a disgusting slob.
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>>84128202
thanks, i needed this thinspo.
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>>84128170
>Women can still get money easily without working or doing very little work.
If this is the case, then why do all the women I know have jobs? Are they the exception, or is your worldview utterly fucking delusional because you don't speak to anyone and never leave your Turkish boxroom?
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got dentist tomorrow
can't be arsed
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https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueChristian/s/AyGCoeeYTd interweting discussion
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>>84128228
>can't be arsed
i think you're getting it confused with a colonoscopy. Dentists do teeth.
Don't mean to brag, but might just have saved you from an embarrassing situation lad.
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>>84128228
What for ? Inhate going to dentist. You know check ups r only once a year now though only ppls wiv really fudged up gnashers go 6 months now it's like that. Why r you going to dentist?
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>>84128223
They have easy jobs. They're on their phones most of the time and looking busy. Work from home also. Only the less feminine ones do work closer to that of a man.
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>>84128202
I used to wonder how ppl get fat How didn't you notice nd do smth to stop it. Ave learned now its quite simple it happens bc you fink you will Stop it but like nxt week lol.
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He's literally me lads x
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>>84128228
Done a funny pic for you, to alleviate the stress.
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>>84128270
You do know men work office jobs too, right?
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Ssris dnt help either to say nuffin off the choccy biccys n.n
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>>84128234
some odd posts there (just the arguments they make) but that's the internet for you. some people who clearly know what they're talking about, too.

would you say you have complete faith in God, Crosslad?
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>>84128277
I liked playing the song on my wee guitar
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>>84128282
corrr is it the mix-up established in >>84128244, or has he been thrown by
>ahh
the hot new zoomer slang?

this illustration works on multiple levels.
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>>84128283
Not as many compared to women. Men generally are expected to do more work.
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>>84128301
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ei2izPLpHc
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>>84128301
the Pearl Kyoudai one?

gies a Vocaroo?
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>>84128284
Doin it for lent?
Takeaways for me. Messed up twice and had takeaways, so now I'm not having biscuits as well as takeaways, and I need to go the the local RSPCA as I decided I'll donate the equivalent of the most costly takeaway I bought, 18 quid something, will round it up to 20.
>>84128309
You knows it.
Also it's what that say, or suppose it would be say Aaaaaaaaa?
Let's pretend I did that. Easier than fannying around in paint and fixing it
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Wouldn't mind going to a Lost at Venue concert with her.
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>>84128309
Fine I did it, no need to keep going on about it.
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>>84128314
Yesh x https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/misc-cartoons/nhk-ni-youkoso-hitori-bocchi-chords-1410350
>>84128319
Cant mam has work tomoz lool
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>>84128344
I'd rather bum her, desu. For an AI bird.
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Where would you rather live in Poland lads? Warsaw or Krakow?
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>>84128336
Thatsa lovely idea x
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>>84128353
to be honest with you i'm not familiar with either
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>>84128351
She's definitely a lot more sexier in AI. Watch out for her fangs though.
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got a madras and some cobra beers to wash it down x
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>>84128349
>Cant mam has work tomoz lool
no worries lad. was wondering if you already had one maybe.

but play us the tune some day! (if you'd be comfortable with that)
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>>84128356
Well you are not a well travelled man then. Get out and travel like all the girlies. Maybe you can sell videos of your feet.
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Why did I walk/limp/crawl a mile in the snow to my mum's one boxing day after breaking muh ankle? This song sums it up. Plus I'm badarse tae fook pal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGv_ZJ5dSPc
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Katherine Ryan and her honking great big veiny milkers. God I wish I could have a go on them all oiled up. I would properly slap them snd squeeze them until they were red raw. Fucking hellfire I would use her holes for all kinds of wanton debauchery.
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It's been a good six months now since her passing. That and the other girl going under the train really makes you think deep about how you should spend your time. It can be taken from you directly or indirectly at any moment.

You clearly don't enjoy life but keep doing the same short dopamine things every day. Long-term you know this is not good for you. You should really be doing more with you life.
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>>84127913
I thought you were dead
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>>84128419
very good post and a thought echoed by many
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>>84128419
Would need a gag in her mouth to stop the whore from talking.
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>>84128372
*drum roll* *cymbal* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post more Katherine Ryan perv pls
Photos appreciated
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OK, I'm off to bed. Big day tomorrow, need to be up early. Want to sleep in, but I do have to be up.
Oh well, it do be like that at times.
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>>84128538
Gd nights x
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>>84128531
have a webm
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>>84128550
>Gd nights x
Fanks, have fun being up for hours. Night night for when you pop off to your bed.
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>>84128558
Glorious veiny boobies. I wish to oil them liberally and slap them so hard. Thanks for the share anonylad.
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God imagine coming home to that of an evening and filling her up with cock. Bust a nut deep inside that delicious vagina and spray her womb with virile sperm. My balls would be pulsing so hard as my man gravy poured up into her eager holes. Delightful.
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one thing I appreciate about this general compared to /brit/ is the lack of schizo ritualposters
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>>84128589
no ziedbelg
no gingerpedo
it's nice
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>>84128589
>ritualposters
what is that?
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>>84128604
people who post the same thing every day as a kind of ritual
you don't see it here because of the original post rule
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>>84128629
o you sweet summer child.
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Let the dreamies hit the floor
Let the dreamies hit the floor
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>>84128589
isn't that almost exactly what ruthmong does though?
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i'm convinced Charlie Brooker is me. he is living my life if i got the Agents to plug me back into The Matrix.
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>>84128673
konnie cuck
it poetry
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>>84128589
>>84128629
healthy kek at this
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>>84128680
if she had just married me LIKE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO then there would be no cucking. and i would have stopped having those weird feelings about other lads. both my dad and God are now unhappy with me, and i think it's fair to say thats Konnie Huq's fault.
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https://youtu.be/zkuHjGNjOcc
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working for a games magazine back in the day sounds like it would have be fun too tbqh. loved these things.

this lad on /vr/ is on a mish to post all the PlayStation Magazine UK ones:
>>>/vr/12440934

anons were seething because of this Mega Man Legends review. apparently, most British games magazines hated all the Mega Man games?
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kinda funny too like i saved this pic the other day when Crossy was talking about Castlevania Rondo of Blood. they made it all animu and Dracula X removed all that.

picrel is the same character in Rondo of Blood and then older in Symphony of the Night.
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Me when am on a driving test https://youtu.be/Li4j82QbBvk
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>>84128809
Corrrr gaming magazines were quite womfy were they not? Those were the days.
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Mario kart 8 ws OK but Mario kart Wii ws excellent It ws more balanced instead of being pure luck nd rubber banding. The new one doesnt make me want to buy switch 2 at all Rather play sonic crossworld
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>>84128844
lovely tune, this. don't know much about Lunar Silver Star Story but it sounds cool. is it a good game?

just slept on all these ones like Xenogears and Disgaea there are always a million different versions. haven't even played that Chrono Cross when Chrono Trigger is my fave game.
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konnie huq sexo
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>>84128899
Not sure abe never played it I jst like the song XD n_n
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>>84128809
I loved small soldiers lol n_n Mega man isn't a thing in UK, Europe? Imo compared to america/jp
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Speaking of sonic crossword they added more Jap stuff nd miku to try to entice japanese ppls bc sonic does better in the west looks like they must have got a deal with nickelodeon as well tho lol
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CrossWorlds not crossword n_n
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Miku is kind of a Sega mascot now tho
I used to play Project Diva a lot on my ps4 but I quit when I got tinnitus in September 2022 which made me too depressed to hear music anymore n_n but that was temporary Like I don't even notice it anymore so it would be fun to play it again
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>>84128925
Looks liek the basement jaxx video for their song
USED 2 BE MY ROMEO
La la la (8)
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>>84124165
That's Whitby Harbour? Looks comfy. Captain Cook lived in Whitby for some time.
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Bruh n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/TDUFzSJkI3g
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>>84128944
whoa. one of those things. like i've never seen (or read) Berserk but i hear the music everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLopgsgJ_s

>>84128953
oh aye Small Soldiers game was mint two-player. i remember the levels being these big places to explore with lots of stuff in them. watched some videos a few weeks ago and nah, they're empty caverns, they just had lots of that black fog.
back then a lot of the graphics were rendered by our imaginations.
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^-^ https://youtu.be/ZSdIhX2G-7g
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The real class delineator
The word room
If you say room or rum
Pretty much sums it all up realleh dunt it
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Exhibit A: Shoeless lad in joggers arrested for cocaine production.
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>>84128135
She's a 5/10 nerd without all that makeup.
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This is how all dogs seem when your not rly a dog person (i do like like them tho n.n) https://youtube.com/shorts/0-kWrpyfZDg
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>>84127053
Hate willy woore so much lately. He keeps hugging people too. Creepy son beating thug.
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So no1 told you life was gna be this way
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>>84129004
i think Bram Stoker lived there for a while, and that's why Whitby is in Dracula. and why Whitby now has the big goth festival every year, so any other vampires can fit right in.

>>84128962
heard about this. didn't Nickelodeon also do a Smash Bros style game with their characters? and people said it was actually fun.

if they can put in four forms of Sonic and fucking TANGLE AND WHISPER they can put in Grounder and Scratch, along with best Robotnik.
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>>84129062
w-which way around is it?

>>84129048
n'awwh.

>>84129083
>>84129089
"don't worry mate he's soft as shite he wouldn't hurt a fly"
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>>84129118
Rum sounds posh, obvz
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>>84129132
it does, but why? it's like the opposite of the whole 'bath'/'baaarth' thing.

another one i've heard is posh people say 'corrider'. it's like you're trying to make the word 'corridor' more casual, but it's backfired because only posh people are doing it.
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just got rid of 2 M&S roast chicken and bacon butties phwoar
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>>84129153
Dunno. Just is innit.
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one i will defend is 'couch' because we grew up saying couch and 'sofa' was the southern one said by southerners who call each other 'mate'.
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did any of yous have 'hellish' when you were kids? just meant something was class, 'cor that's hellish.'

few entries in Urban Dictionary, from Welsh people, was mostly my Hartlepool cousins so i wonder if it spread in the 80s/90s.
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http://hellish.urbanup.com/13868675
>Used to described something awful, usually in Scotland and Fife.
>'That result was hellish'
>'It was a hellish game'

Crossy if i ever say something is hellish i mean it's good

it's like the Michael Jackson 'Bad' thing i am NOT saying Hell is good
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>>84129048
Cat islike i want to watch bridgrt Jones. Stop meowssing about n_n
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why are saudis so toxic on games
they're worse than russians
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>>84129241
Gotten quite a lot of abuse off Turks on rocket league n_n
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>>84129048
Once DVDs nd blu rays, Playstation xbox discs is all phased out Everybody is on streaming nd then they can edit Films in hindsight nd add w/e they want to them n_n May be one source of mandela effects.
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>>84129029
>back then a lot of the graphics were rendered by our imaginations.
Ya very true especially 32 bit games were ugly as fudge in reality but looked good as a wean
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>>84129168
Same here both used about equally but couch slightly more id fink
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2 wepisode left Not expecting a good ending as kdrama never has a good ending probly some nonsense but am in too deep now n_n
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>>84129238
>Cat islike i want to watch bridgrt Jones.
typical cat, Bridget Jones is a VERY ANTI-DOG FILM

>>84129241
have you seen that Saudi Prince who's like an insane Dota player, and he's spent hundreds of thousands getting all those Steam Market items?

think he just bought EA a few months ago too (sorta).
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>>84129271
they've started doing it. i remember a coffee cup in Game of Thrones and a jeans guy in The Mandalorian but now they're gone?!?!
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gonna have a quick shower brb
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The workplace bullying news story remidns me of when i tried to get a wee job in a agency before long ago when i ws very young nd the guy ws giving a wee talk about business stuffs I guess nd he ws talking about workplace bullying Nd when it ws over he said everything can leave now except Me so i ws like n___n nxt thing the guy came over Nd he ws acting pure serious.Nd hes like that "Has this happened to you son. Have you been bullied at a job before." nd i ws like n___n no why nd hes like Its just the way you looked when i talked about it its jst the way you carry yourself. Standard experience for a beta male n_n
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>>84129411
mind if i join you? ;)
x
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>>84128289
>The Lord is my shepherd
>Psalm 23
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Something about Easter is that post-crucifixion if the Romans nd Pharisees had produced Jesus dead body they could have ended Christianity before it got off teh ground. Why they didnt do this is bc the tomb was empty.:3
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>>84128063
She's middle-class and lives at home, she could have gotten one already if she wanted. Her other features are literally 9/10, no reason to risk surgery complications/botches when you already look that good.
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>>84129491
Maybe she's just smart and frugal. Probably saving up to move away to Athens.
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Why are you looking at me like that bitches? I paid for those kebabs with my hard earned manual labour wage and my back is hurting. What the fuck did you do in your desk job today? Eat your fucking slop.
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>>84129075
She literally looks better without makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hIDK6oAGw

I don't even care for e-girls typically and prefer to just watch porn if I need content but Laura is literally a goddess. I can fap to any of her videos just looking at her face.
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>>84129656
I'm glad she doesn't have tattoos. Very unusual these days. Honestly hope she doesn't get any. I wouldn't masturbate to asmr. It's not intended to be sexual.
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>>84129418
haha i'm sorry but that's funny as hell. like
>i am the bully expert. i know all about bullying. you there, you're someone i'd consider to get bullied.
great job there, bully expert.
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What did I tell you about playing video games on a weekend? Stop acting like a little boy and be a real man for me. I want that thing packed away tomorrow because it's ruining the aesthetic of our home. Do you even love me anymore? Look at me when I talk to you. *grabs your chin and moves your head* I want to go shopping for clothes and this is how you show your love for me? Do you realise I can go on online dating and find another BETTER man *clicks fingers* just like that? *pulls your wheelie chair away and throws your shoes at you*
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>>84129732
tf is going on in this post lad?
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>>84129738
It's called having the privilege of a girlfriend in 2026. Right selfish bitches most are. You have to pretend to like everything they like but they do not care about your "childish" interests.
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>>84129758
is it really a privilege then if its so shit?
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>>84129779
It's a privilege because you get to have sex and don't need to wank it at 3am.
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>>84129758
i couldn't tell if this was something you were complaining about, or a fantasy situation that you want tbqhwy
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>>84129787
honestly lad still doesnt sound worth it, also i doubt many women would want to stay up until that time anyway
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Me wiv my tunes on
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Me when its Friday 13
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any of you go downstairs every so often in the night and try to think over your life but then come back up with no real consensus?
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https://youtu.be/LmRTkA-CdCI
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>>84129837
https://youtu.be/PtAVQbpXbo4
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3 33 OwO >:D https://youtu.be/d58-QkJYom4
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Me when I lift teabag frm cup wi chopstick
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Jst seen Blad zooming past my hoose in a flying saucer
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Foxs rocky mint biccys n_n
They r so crunchy nd chocolatey I cant resist with cuppa n_n
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Jst seen crossy zooming past my house in a flying saucer spreading the gospel! What a sight to behold!
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all these lids bazzing about in flying saucers and im stuck at home on the ground :(
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Wang
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Sad thing is youtube disnae even give you the dignity of showing "Video was deleted" in your Favourites list so you know the vid jst completely vanishes into thin air now n_n
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UwU https://youtu.be/vl60dRm9740
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>>84129828
what tunes you listening to?

>>84129861
you mentioned this film the other day and it's one of those i remember bits of, i forgot he gets the powers from a toaster bath lmao

also, he works in advertising and they keep saying Nike as Nik-ee when it's 'Nike'

>>84129924
me? can't lie, on the tiramisus.
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Why not just lose your virginity to a granny?
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>>84130001
https://youtu.be/UNz6fIGgtlY
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>>84130001
https://youtu.be/nNViLgOZTsc
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Thinking back to a time I was sat behind the corner shop in the city centre drinking and some woman got out of her car and asked me if im alright then asked if im homeless and what do I need

Was she into me lads. Bit grim people approaching me asking if I need help on the street
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>>84130001
The diet cab start on Monday @_@ ^-^
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>>84129805
even in his fantasies he's a spiteful little runt that nobody likes
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>>84130011
>>84130015
cor we are BOUNCIN

>>84130036
can see how she got there if it's just a lad sat drinking behind a corner shop (wouldn't really matter how he'd look or anything)

love that optimism though. maybe she WAS into you.
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>>84130069
did actually desperately need toilet paper and i was texting mate A proof like "look see, they're my packing toilet paper right now"

but then what's that in the little pictures next to the bread and milk...why it's an iced mocha and TIRAMISUS

i have a problem ( ._.)
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>>84130036
I met a witch in town.She ws cloaked as a old lady that takes care of homeless.She ws carrying a box of brownies She said am only going to bin these do you want one?
I ws like......Sure nd as she ws handing it over she said
>Refresh yourself
Then the sky lit up wiv thunder nd lightning nd her face looked more sinister then back to normal.Somehow I could tell nobody else outside had seen it.It ws between us.
I took the brownie home nd considered what to do wiv it,Threw it away. This ws in 2013.
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The same year that i heard (earlier in year) guardian angel speak
I ws sick in hospital in new year 2013,,Unconscious byt before I opeend my eyes I heard a voice
>If you can hear this somebody loves you
Then sudenly all my strength came back nd I opened my eyes nd everything felt good.Not heard the voice since then but I felt presence.
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>>84130109
you were right to do it, Crosslad. who knows what enchantments or poisons were in that brownie.
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>>84130104
Thats the bread i like Hehe or else this 1
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>>84130104
Is that not expensiv to do? n_n ave used that a few times for normal shoppings byt itws kind of extortionate iirc
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Wind is insane rn. n_n it ws really getting to me outside how cold it was.Normal cold is ok windy cold is grims.
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RUN AWAY
THATS NOT A MAN THATS AFUDIGNG BEAR! BNEAR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>84130075
Listening to azumanga daioh osoundtrack now
What are yous listeningt2?
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After final wepisode of kdrama am gna watch and then there were none adaption on iplayer n_n
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>>84130172
was listening to what you linked now watching a video

can proper hear the wind here too but it was worse yesterday

>>84130137
aye it's decent although i normally get picrel when i can + it's on special. 50 calories a slice, wew. they used to do some one that was low cal + protein somehow, tasted just like normal bread but a bit better for you.

>>84130142
yeah i had some leftover money in my PayPal and restricted it to that, but i have to be careful. but also, 3am, you're on zolpidems, what else are you going to do with your life???
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>>84130198
>and then there were none

political correctness gone mad
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>>84130237
Wows kewl. never seen that 1 before
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>>84130237
What video r you watching. Prawn? n_n
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Guards
!
Take him away !
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Dr said i maybe have sciatica . I dnt have back pain though its my knee nd down to ankle/foot on right.Nd numbness.Byt he said it can still start on a nerve in your back byt you dont feel it in back.Idk.Am gettin x ray n blood test. @_@
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Ave got dx of nerve pains already tho.Ave been on all the meds n doesnt make any difference.Even opioiods doesnt rly.Cus its not jst normal pain but weird burning feeling setc.Still a blood test is useful.
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>>84130304
not prawnos no. just one of those RedLetterMedia videos where they talk about old VHS tapes and i pretend they're my friends.

>>84130341
oh piss. i remember you mentioned this because i have something similar on my left (like mild shooting pains down the back of my left to my ankle).

when are your tests and when can they tell you?
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>>84130371
<3 n_n am not quite sure yet but shouldnt be too long. Do u find it gets worse wiv walking etc? Weird thing for me. Its not really about that. ITs often worse when i first wake up when ave been asleep for hours.Its weird.
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>>84130341
>>84130359
>its not jst normal pain

Crossy are you SURE you didn't take the brownie from that witch?
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>>84130405
Wake me up inside x
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A legend speaks of the wibbled egg thar is also boiled n_n
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>>84130412
>Wake me up insde

x_x
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Thought this piccy ws amazing lol
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>>84130428
Not had a wibbled egg in ages mate. Last year I decided I really disliked the texture of a boiled egg inside my mouth.
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>>84130497
They r good for you. Proteins x :D
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>>84130497
What is a wibbled egg? Scrambled? :S
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hope that lad gets a cytube going some time

would be cool us all listening to choonz together
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Now listenin to fleetwood mac
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>>84130530
Fink that ws a wee syncy winky twin
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>>84130531
is she spinning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
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>>84130543
O_o this is clockwise fr me :>
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Your average white British lad has to find a girlfriend abroad these days. Pretty grim. Thought hoeflation was just a meme.
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>>84130004
Not many grannies into awkward virgin lads sadly.
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>>84130551
>this is clockwise

oh YEAH??
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>>84130592
Ban this sorcery u_u
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^-^ https://youtu.be/6ATStvuHdOk
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Soz byt hat is how u say nike n.n
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Tis greek you see n_n
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>>84130697
>>84130704
on some level, i know 'Nikey' is correct.

but the brand of shoe, we all say 'Nike' like "bike' and that's just right
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'we have Liar Liar at home'
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>>84130513
A wibbled egg is a scotch egg.
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>>84130819
Rather transphobic film when u fink about it realyl wouldnt you say?
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>>84130869
Oh I see thats what it is kewl x
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>>84130869
>>84130877
i'm about to rewatch it because i watched some YouTube clips and the possibly-ESL commenters were saying shit like
>he can't hear the elderly Asian lady's thoughts, and yet she guides him to the right place.
>therefore, she is not of this Earth.

i'm like 'what are they on about?' and now i have to rewatch the film
(maybe this Asian lady they're on about is a trans)
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Korean quite a ugly sounding language isnt it
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S. Korea is the only majority Christian east Asian country tho aside fdom the philippines. So they r kewl but 10 episodes of their language you need a break sometimes.
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>>84130889
looks really cool though.
like speaking of aliens it actually looks like alien language.
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>>84130888
Based n_n x https://youtu.be/ncwpBPFpfdg
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Mam fancied Mel gibson I fink. He has made kinos ngl.
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>>84130819
Helen Cunt kek
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>>84130907
Yea it does.I learned this alphabet when i ws in skewl in my kpop/korean film era. I mind writing these on a little instruction manual for a phone or something dont know. Thing is they dont use kanji so once you learn the alphabet thats the whole writing system. But all the words sound nd look exactly the same. ITs jst gobbldygook (ngl Is that where that comes from? n_n jst dawned on me). US military said Korean is the hardest language to learn fr English speakers.
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>>84130888
Nice numbers
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Katherine veiny boobs and Konnie Huq in one thread. Good effort nightwatch.
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Ya know in a film where they secretly use somebodys computer like get them to leave the room nd then mess around figuring out the password nd stuff to spy on stuff on the computer But its like you dont know when the person will come back they could walk right in the middle n catch them red handed. n_n Always makes me anxious
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I can't get a girlfriend and AI is a load of fucking bollocks. Fuck working. It won't get me anywhere romantically.
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Go on wagie...keep slaving. You don't even get pussy like me. Why bother? You probably still live with your mum anyway. Haha.
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>>84130942
this is why you Windows key + L whenever you get up (even if you live in a flat by yourself)

but yeah them filmmakers man
>guy's finished making his coffee, he's going back into the room, file transfer 93% complete, oh shit oh shit oh shit
>'hey Steve, you got a sec?'
>'sure Bill, what is it?'
>phew.
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Why are there no updates regarding the state of HHL's wollocks?
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Lola Young fapello images tab
Stroking commences
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AI just keeps saying call the suicide hotline. How are they going to help me get a girlfriend and have sex? It's all fucking bollocks. Fuck my life.
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>>84130950
Absolute shambolic state of this. You are unironically useless.
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image limit reached, 431 replies.

gonna need a quick judgement call on whether we make the next thread early. or chill out here for 70 posts classic textboard style.
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>zomg ai told me a thing
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Laying here in bed hearing my kid downstairs start to whine louder and louder than they're awake (they've been up since six fucking thirty this morning) and imagining how I would give anything to not have to be a parent today. I just want a day to myself. I would give fucking anything to not have to drag myself out of bed and start the morning routine with them.

Holy fuck I'm so done with this. Lads, unless you know in your heart and soul that you adore children and love spending every waking moment with them, do NOT have kids.
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>>84130993
I'm useless yes but AI won't fucking tell me that. The government won't euthanise me either.
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>>84131000
this but fr.

earlier i got it to make me a Space Invaders game. and it found a very specific .gif. at the same time Google has increasingly gone to shit, these AIs have become great at tracking things down and giving me information.
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>>84130998
>chill out here for 70 posts classic textboard style
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No pussy no work. May as well be a jerk.
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>>84131005
You could euthanise yourself
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>>84131016
gotcha. you heard it folks.

don't want to catch ANY of you jumping the gun.
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No pussy no work but unironically
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>>84131020
>>84131038
No work no pussy. Simple as, NEETs.
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>>84131037
Charcoal toothbrush? Quite common. Fancy swapping it for a pair of boobs?
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>>84131037
hahah i saw that and was like
>what's he doing? did he want to give a random anon the final image?

the toothbrush is worthy. it is a pretty nice toothbrush.
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They say it's simple, quid pro quo,
A bargain struck, a deal we know:
"No pussy, no work"...that's what they claim,
A transactional, hollow game. But I'm done playing by their rules, done being leverage, being used as tools. If love's the price for labor's cost,
Then count me out.I'm calling it lost.

No pussy, no work.I'll take that stand,
Refusing to sell what I won't command.
My body's not currency, not a prize,
Not the reason I compromise. Let the work pile high, let it wait, I won't negotiate my fate. No pussy, no work.let them understand:
I'm taking back what's mine to command.

So here I sit, uncompromising, free,
Rejecting their economy.
No pussy, no work...that's my refrain,
Breaking the cycle, refusing the chain.

No pussy.
No work.
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Ah yes, another email from Vanguard telling me how the government is going to take more of my money. Lovely. I love being forced to pay for a failing state that is actively hostile to me. It lush.
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New thread with extra AI for your images cos we hit the limit here.

>>84131040

>>84131040

>>84131040
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>>84131050
You fucking ARSEHOLE delete NOW
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I'll stay here. The new edition is awful anyway.
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>the killer was.......the lassie that sppeared for about 5 minutes in the 1st episode then we forgot she existed !! What a twist
Le sigh n_n
Hurry up then drop the fascinating back story lore of why she hates the MC that ws never mentioned until 10 wepisodes in n_n
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I deleted the toofbrush so somebody else can have the last pic =UwU=
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fresh new thread:
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>>84131105
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>>84131112
thanks, this is for you
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>>84131128
Lols xx n_n



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