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>tfw no bf to cuddle when the gay p11's

being pozzed is so cool

imagine getting aids and fucking brown assholes, so appealling

>>84217038
Why are you imagining these things

>>84217062
he has a fetish for that

>>84217062
Who in their sane mind fucking wants that, you a retard?

>>84216996
>last thread barely got 300 replies before dying
Dead website. Sigh.

>>84217072
I have a parasocial crush on you, Mr Peepee.

what does it mean if some days i want to get my ass pounded by a man and other days i want to fuck hairy pussy but never both at the same time

>>84217138
>what does it mean if I want to have sex with people of the opposite sex and also of the same sex
You're bi

>>84217098
>I have a parasocial crush on you, Mr Peepee.
well, who doesn't?

jokes aside, i am honored by these words

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>>84217034
>>84217038
>cant stop leaking everywhere award

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I took a nap and the sun went down

>>84217331
this but out of my penis

>>84217408
thats what leaking means though

>>84217376
should have just gone back to sleep desu

>>84217418
save those thoughts for the morning commute

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pic of me and my bf btw

>>84217650
did you tell him you're gay?

>>84217682
sometimes he calls me gay. i think he suspects

>tfw no bf to tease me by taking off his socks

I have large, fat balls.

I hope that bisexual brown midget attention whore fucks off again soon

>tfw no bf that also likes anime girls

>>84209547
Cuckbot up to his old shit eating tricks in the open, no shame at all lol

>>84210066
Why does the cuck have to include meow in all his fantasies?

Need twink bussy....

i have no problem theoretically submitting to a man but i would never submit to a woman, it is far less gay to submit to a man than to a woman

>>84218431
Thanks for informing us on that meow

okay who tf is meow and wtf is he upto?

>>84218135
Why does meow defend BLACK men who commit murder, rape, and beat the shit out of them, politically speaking?

>>84218834
He's the fat whore of helsinki and loves BLACK men and gets extremely agitated when people say they don't support interracial

>>84216996
What anime is this from? I know that Sakura Cards has always flowers on it
Also no homo

>>84219089
its called "stranger by the shore"
>>84218849
what a lovely weirdo

I still can't get my head around the fact that I will losing another cat so soon. At least mom didn't have to deal with this, she would be completely inconsolable right now.

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Going to be turning 30 and never having had a relationship yay

>>84218834
You really are a newfag my lord.

>>84219892
damn thats sad, i wish you the best, the part that sucks the worst is that you know the cat is about to go(this is one of the reason i will never own a pet)
>>84220069
yes i am a newfag, is it like some discord drama bullshit?

>>84220022
I just got into a relationship at 33.
You genuinely just need to put yourself out there. Post your pic on apps and you will get responses. You won't necessarily be interested in every response but it will boost your self-esteem and make you more confident in pursuing someone you are interested in.

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>>84220146
Congrats on getting a relationship anon. Though I gotta ask, how did it come about?
As for putting myself out there, I just can't. I'm very hideous, I've complained about it plenty of times here but that obviously helps no one, so I tried signing up to therapy but I got ghosted for a year. Really feels like I have no proper outlet.

I've accepted the fact I'm going to die alone, I just wish my cats could live as long as I do.

>>84220175
I'm a very shy socially anxious person and spent a long time as a NEET. I finally have a stable job so my life is actually structured and I can be independent. Just decided to make a grindr profile one day, started blank but eventually worked up the courage to post a pic. Got some responses, found someone close by, talked for a few days, met up, now we're together.
I guarantee you, from personal experience, that there are guys who are 10x uglier than you on grindr, who have zero shame and are getting laid constantly.

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Getting diagnosed with autism cemented my belief that I'm never getting a bf. I'll always be too retarded and avoidant for dating

what normal guy would want to date a man with literally no experience at age 30

It warms my heart how everyone collectively decided to stop giving any attention to canadian cuck and story. I know they impotently seethe at being ignored so much lmao

>>84220380
I don't know if Im a normal guy but that's the only type of guy I would consider dating. Who would date a used up whore with history that shows lack of ability to commit to a relationship is a better question. Kill yourself insecure little bitch.

do you guys also get those weird "testosterone spikes" or whatever you call it,when you do smt and suddenly feel some tingling on your beard and might notice some new facial hair suddenly

or am i just being paranoid for no reason?

>>84220380
The guy I'm with for starters.

>>84220398
This is also wrong though.
If you have never been with anyone and you're a grown adult you can't afford to obsess over bullshit straightoid notions of purity. And a lot of things you think are important stop being important once you actually meet someone. When you're cuddling with them all that bullshit melts away.

body decided to sleep through the night as well to reset my sleep schedule, sad i couldnt hump the thread when it was at page 9 or 10 lol

>>84214897
incredible image, holy FUCK
inedible, even

>>84220229
Did men really message you when you had no profile pic? I always hear stories about guys being fickle or ghosting.

>>84220398
Thanks for defending me, I think

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>>84220442
I meet nearly everything listed there except I was never molested. Nice to see my doppelganger around.

>>84220453
There are guys who will message you out of the gate just based on your tags, and there's some spam bots. I didn't start replying back until I posted a pic.
Some of them are fickle or will ghost, yes. Especially if you're the one messaging them first. A lot of people will just not reply if you don't have a pic. You can't get too invested right away, you have to wait to find someone who actually commits to meeting. I would meet in a public place too, not a house.
It took me a couple weeks after posting a pic. Though I wasn't replying to anyone who was significantly older than me (50+), if you're into older guys you'll have a super easy time.

>>84220431
>The guy I'm with for starters.
what app(s) did you use? was he weirded out by the fact that you had no experience? how did you tell him about it?
im not trying to be mean, by the way. im asking because im nearly 30 and still a virgin myself.

>>84220500
Grindr
There are people on there seeking relationships and not just sex believe it or not.
I told him when we met and he was super understanding and kept asking me if I was comfortable before we did stuff. I think he finds it cute. He's younger than me too. I probably got super lucky but I think there's other guys like him out there.

>>84220521
did you have sex during your first meeting? idk if im horny enough for grindr

>>84220559
Ya but I wanted to, I hadn't fapped in like 2 months. It wasn't penetrative though. He followed my pace. Though we mostly cuddled which was super nice.
Of course these apps are full of sex addicts but you can find people who will go slower if you're clear about it. Some people will post clean/SFW profiles and state their relationship preferences. Grindr is a big app, the popularity of it means more variety.

I still believe I am too ugly for a bf and all I would get on apps are people laughing at me.

>>84220620
Same here anon. But I did lose my purity and sent some ppl I met on social media my nudes

>>84220620
Bro they don't have time to laugh at you they will just ignore you if they're not interested.
If they message you that means they're interested.
If somehow you do get an asshole you can just block them immediately

>>8422052
>84220431
Another hue fake story isn't it aylame-oh

>>84220620
>>84220631
To clarify/expand on this, and excuse me for being a little harsh: you're engaging in narcissistic thinking. Thinking you'll be the center of attention in a big group of strangers. You might not realize you're even doing it but that's what it is. I've done the same thing.
You have to realize that they don't know who you are or care - why would they? You're a stranger. All of them are there for the same reason you are, to find someone. Why would they spend their energy on someone they're NOT interested in? They'll see your profile and just keep scrolling.
When you get messages that means they're showing interest in you, they saw your profile and thought "yeah I want to connect with this person".
As I said before I guarantee there are much uglier people than you on grindr who are getting laid. There will be people interested in you.

What do I even put in a profile if I have no personality or hobbies except to mindlessly refresh 4chan?

>>84220602
Holy soul kino story. Very rare to see on here.

>>84220719
I have seen people post memes on there, I think it's cringe personally but there might be people into that.
I'm not an expert on writing a profile but I would just be honest about who you are and what you want. Brevity is probably better. Doesn't have to be hyperspecific.
You don't play vidya though? That's an easy one. You're talking with a bunch of guys, here. Even anime or cartoons or movies or whatever. Some kind of topic as a starting off point to make a connection.

>>84220602
>I hadn't fapped in like 2 months
Damn, I fap like 3 times a day. My libido is fucked up.

>>84220712
>you're engaging in narcissistic thinking.
It's weird because I sorta agree with you, especially when I see decent looking because whine that they're oh-so-ugly. One of my pet peeves.
And even still, it's not about wanting to be the centre of attention, I just want to feel human. It's hard to explain how ugly I am without a picture.

>>84220773
I don't want to tell you whether you're actually ugly or not, that's not up to me. I don't need to see a pic. All I can say is, again, there's some ugly motherfuckers on grindr.
You have to think of it like a numbers game. How many people are you able to connect with just by sitting there? Zero, or damn near close to it. By putting yourself out there you are exposing yourself to a lot of different people with a wide variety of tastes and wants. By sheer odds you will find people who are interested in you. This isn't even accounting for you being needlessly down on yourself like that other anon said (which may or may not be true), even IF you are 100% correct it still applies. Your issue won't be whether people are interested in you, but whether you'll be interested back

So hungry but I have to wait for my skillet meal. Maybe I can lose some weight by only eating one meal a day.

Also I forgot to say to install grindrplus, vanilla grindr is dogshit. It basically bypasses their shitty MTX lol. Definitely do not give grindr a cent.

at least I cleaned my skillet right after dinner instead of waiting, which is always a potential problem for me.

its so cool when this thread sees any activity and you think its worth reading until you see that its about apps and now half this thread isnt worth reading and will be derailed for the day. so cool

>>84221598
be the change you want to see sister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bnE6c51-EU
I am quite glad this retard might be killing himself soon after he made that evil video about the gaycel

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>>84221672
words cannot describe how much i hate this faggot. his video about how getting molested affected his sexuality was so fucking retarded and distracted and contrived that it legitimately made me angry to watch him waste such an interesting topic on babble. babbling! this faggot doesnt talk, he doesnt think, he babbles, mindlessly and forever. and he has the gall to act like he's better than the fucking gaycels in his area. oh my god. i NEED him to kill himself.

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>>84221749
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BEHIND THOSE EYES

>>84221792
Mister beast :DDD

>>84221598
forreal only morons and prison gays care about le sexo apps

>>84221837
just become a monk and live in a monastery

>>84221619
kys xister because i am every day. i made every good image post in the thread nigger

>>84221672
3 mins in, gonna go back to playing kenshi
yawn :pensive:

>>84221888
link them. spoiler: you won't

>>84221837
just forget to take your prep or somethin' capital dubyuh Whore

it has been 3 years since i last came on here and this place is still plagued by app shills

im a very pathetic individual

>>84222038
why is that the case anon

i have a parasocial youtube vlogger boyfriend and two parasocial youtube vlogger nemeses. my life is so full and great

>>84221922
all of the good pics.

Did a squid dissection in the lab today. I'm going to group up with two chubby twinks to give a presentation about birds after our visit to the Cornell ornithological lab. But first it's spring break. B) <- me wearing sunglasses

>>84222046
the complete lack of self respect is the main thing

>>84222539
why do you not have any self respect?

>>84222573
idk it just never developed

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i was mentioned last thread thought i would give you guys an update i am doing well and i believe you will find someone too i love you all and goodnight <3

>>84222730
ty bro gl out there

>>84222622
you can still develop it now

i used to talk to a boy from here like 5 years ago and sometimes i open the thread wondering if he stills posts here

>>84222772
it is unlikely to happen but it's possible i guess

>>84222776
same except I hope he doesn't because we left on weird terms

>>84222804
yeah the guy i used to talk to and i left on awful terms
i dont even really remember what happened, i think he crashed out on me

>>84222730
This image made me cry. I will never have this

>>84222926
At least you're not brown right?

>>84220737
>soul
>had sex on first date with a guy he met on app for sex addicts
Modern day romance, truly Romeo and Juliet stuff right there

>>84222995
straights can fuck on the first date and no ones cares, we do it and we're aids ridden whores.

Check your internalized homophobia.

>tfw he's a skillet

>>84221672
You're obsessed can you stop shilling this guy? Fuck outta here

Kill yourself hue I think they're sluts too nice try repeating your mindless babble as if you have any idea what my beliefs are you projecting favela monkey

>>84221910
Retard did it ever occur to you that you can game while listening to YouTube?

>>84222064
Get better taste in video types. Vlogging is lowest form of content after reaction slop and streams. Just subhuman activities for the most part.

Biggest red flag is probably animal abuse. You really show your true colors in situations where you have power over someone or something. If you act like a stupid monkey well you are a stupid monkey and only thing stopping you from acting like a stupid monkey all the time is fear of consequences. Untrustworthy piece of shit.

>>84223095
I cut several flatworms in half last week for an experiment and you'll be pleased to know that the 3 I cut have since then become 5. A couple were still growing but most of them were quite healthy. Did you know they actually reproduce that way naturally? They like, pinch themselves in half. Weird.

Today I only had a snail... I tickled his foot with a probe, it was extremely tough and leathery. He peeked his tentacle eyes out when I gave him some lettuce but was otherwise very shy. I also swabbed him with vinegar a bit which he didn't like as much, so I don't blame him. Animals are so cool + cute!

>>84223195
You sound like pxlschizo in the way you talk but you're not lowercase only and he left but can you also leave, you're weird? I don't like bugs or insect or anything like that it's definitely not cute

im playing castles of burgundy all on my own

>>84223245
do you find it enjoyable

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>>84223222
It's only natural for you to be intimidated, but I can assure you that there's nothing to fear. Flatworms are from phylum platyhelminthes, they're not insects- that would be phylum arthropoda. Regular worms are not insects either just fyi they're annelids. They do like, segmentation and tube within a tube body plan, no exoskeleton or compound eyes or nothin.

Arthropods ARE cute + cool btw, they're the MOST successful animal phylum!! The biggest of them all, the mathematical mode of life on earth! "God's own inordinate fondness is for beetles," said Charles Darwin in his Origin of Species (paraphrasing). Like. come on dog. Dog come on. Look these tokusatsu ranger outfits. If u don't think this the tightest fit ever u a busta

That's right, your precious super sentais? BUGS.
Pokemon? You catch them all? BUGS.
It's convergent evolution, everything becomes BUGS.

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>>84223280
its very relaxing this is how it ended up i got 203 points
i started playing boardgames recently with my friends maybe it means im getting old but they are pretty fun

>>84223445
that's cool i always thought it was interesting when they can be designed to be played alone. that's nice you have people to play with as well sometimes

they call me cha dawg

>>84223469
i wanna play war of the ring with a hypothetical boyfriend and then after i beat him as the free peoples he hypothetical plaps me in the butt

>>84223222
what did you do to pxlschizo

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5.39 for Regular

>>84224200
only 3.70 here

>>84224200
are you guys talking about spectacles?

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>>84220387
>everyone collectively decided to stop giving any attention to canadian cuck
ignored until he leaves

>>84224217
send a pint my way

>>84224503
die commie fagnorm

I hope that expired tuna salad I ate last night won't give me an Ameican shop moment at work today.

tuna salad yuck

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lotta overlap

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Taking a break from sitting in my room cursing my boyfriendless existence so I can walk around the park cursing said boyfriendless existence

>>84225066
i really like this pic, its quite funny

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Imagine getting railed on the meatball sub couch

>>84222926
i used to believe this too. it gets better.
>>84222958
trve

My leg and hip are really bothering me today and I need to start the infernal grass mowing season before it gets too high like I always do for the first mow of the season.

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Since I'm too ugly and short to ever have sex since I'm not chad is there a way I can force a bottom to be my bf like how guys can date their looksmatch if the woman becomes a single mother?

>>84225776
find one with low self-esteem and neg him to make him think you are the only one to love him.

Dad's on the phone again giving sister parenting advice. But he's just telling her to abuse her kids again like he does every time. And she's going to do it again like she does every time.

He was telling her all about how it's a good thing to scream at kids and when they shut up and turn withdrawn afterwords it means that they know they were wrong and they're just sulking about it.

From my perspective as the kid being screamed at, it was always because I had painfully realized what a complete fucking retard he was and how pointless it was to try to speak to this dipshit ape. It created a dreadful sense that I would always have to be the adult in the room and act as a parent this bratty piece of shit 40 year old man who has power over me.

Now he's 70 years old and he's still the same retarded brat as ever and I'm still stuck taking care of him and parenting him even as he throws his little dementia fits and try to assault me and destroy my home every single day. And I feel so so so fucking bad for my little nieces and nephews that are having to raise their shitty brat mother the same way.

>>84225988
Okay but what did you do to get yelled at in the first place? maybe you deserved it?

>>84226057
Great question. A child never deserves to be abused, no matter how they behave. This also applies to adults btw, but children are especially needful of protection.

>>84225988
boomers gonna boom, they can't help it. Screaming at and hitting children is all they know how to do.

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Stepped in gum twice during my walk. Fuck my gaycel life and people who spit gum on the floor

>>84226156

better than dogshit, the neighbor's dog constantly shits in my yard and I have to look carefully whenever I walk in the grass.

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i just ate a pizza and it was so good i felt the whole day melting away and the turkish mommy on the counter even made one drink for free

anyway how do i get into a neurodivergent euroboy's dms

>>84224896
This literally happened to me when I was 17 and my 11 year old cousin walked in

>>84225776
Unironically the gay equivalent of single motherhood is having AIDS

Eyes meet mine, perfect in every way
Youre divine, I wish I looked away

But you give my life more meaning
My thoughts grow blurry when you called my name
I was just a moth to your twin flame
No way you could love me one day

But stories have lost all meaning
My eyes grow blurry when you took your aim
No use crying when its all in vain
Cause I'm dying alone today
BANG!

>>84223026
he just makes me so mad anon

I'm going to try and become more familiar with normie gay culture, what should I be doing for this?

>>84226635
watch uhh housebrides and start visiting your local cafes and gay districts
some experience in musicals and theater would also be conducive

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*poops down your throat*

>>84226067
Refusal to acknowledge your wrongdoing pretty much proves that you were in the wrong bud so maybe stop blaming your elderly father for your own mistakes

i am hongry

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is a boy more likely to stay eternally with me? t. bifag with no more trust in foids

>>84227101
you can never know how a relationship will go, no matter how strong it looks in the beginning. i'd say if they're receptive and reciprocatory but not too crazy eager and pushy, that can be a good sign for a short-midterm relationship; but you never know how life and someone's internal goings-on will make them see a longterm prospect. i'd worry more about finding someone who fills the first half of the proposition and then accepting love is a leap of faith for the rest.

>>84226635
t. former gaycel who tried assimilating to normalfaggot culture:
dont.

>>84227191
>receptive and reciprocatory but not too crazy eager and pushy
yeah hes exactly like this and im the very very eager one, probably too much even, but then also questioning myself constantly and it kinda evens out.
>you never know how life and someone's internal goings-on will make them see a longterm prospect
so scary thinking it could last years and then i get cheated on and im old and bald and even uglier so no more chances lol. but ill try to calm myself by knowing i did my best to maximize chances at the first half.
thx anony, how have ur relationships been if u dont mind?

>>84227305
So long as it's not hindering your relationship, then I'd just accept it as newer relationship turbulence and try not to worry about it.
>calm myself by knowing i did my best to maximize chances at the first half.
It's all any of us can realistically do.
>how have ur relationships been
it's been a while, but that's alright

>>84225414
>I used to think I would never get a boyfriend until made a social media account and had 15 boyfriends in one month life is so hard when you don't put any effort
The horrors of living in vice city

>>84226702
The 'wrongdoing' of an innocent child who only wanted his parents love..?

Sincere question. When your dog pees on the floor, what do you do? And why? Have you ever sat down and seriously thought about why you have such abusive authoritarian tendencies? Do you hit, yell at, and break inanimate objects when you're upset with them? Have you ever considered that these behaviors may indicate deep, serious character flaws within you that have to be addressed if you want to grow up to be a competent adult some day?

I'm not trying to emotionally wound you, I'm trying to prompt introspection. Unfortunately, the realization that you're the bad guy has to come from within. No amount of beating the shit out of you and calling you a nazi will fix you.

>>84226635
Listen to ABBA
Straight men are missing out

>>84227422
Yeah I can understand now why your parents hate you and yelled at you and why they were justified

The problem with this board and 4chan in general is that bitterness is often perceived as more truthful/honest when the exact opposite is true. It's extremely corrosive.

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Who were your childhood fictional crushes

I liked Robin & Boba Fett

>>84227488
I once told a guy that I liked waterloo by abba I instantly regretted it because I thought it made me sound gay

>>84227357
>not hindering your relationship
no idea desu, but im bpd so its better for me to not think about things like that and just copy how others handle it
>all any of us can realistically do
if only there was a way to read minds.. id be able to fit perfectly then.

>>84227519
It's two straight married couples singing about love, straight men are just insecure.

>>84227496
I'm impervious to petty digs like that. Anyway, think about what I said. It's never too late, you know? As long as you're still alive, there's still time to change and be a better person. You just have to want it.

>>84227541
I am a better person though my parents never beat me so obviously you're the problem here and you need to self reflect on why you were such a bad child

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This could be (You) if you just pulled your finger out

>>84227969
two bros can just be bros
it don't gotta be gay

>>84227985
Would be better if they were gay though

>>84227422
the most lgbtq2ia+ in r9gay history

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When will WMAM take off like WMAF

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Stallion and bunny are the only time ive thought WMAM was good

any cases where the white guy is the bottom and the asian is the top?

>>84228957
that's like asking if there are any where the guy has the vagina and the girl the penis

>>84228982
I like masc asian guys though, they are hot.

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baked a cake today and it turned out well; its also been years since i had it and i forgot how filling it is
i am 2^-18% closer to owning a bakery and living the dream, to be precise

I wonder if I'll try and bake a birthday cake for myself come May, probably not this year because what's the point?

i have jerked off like 7 times in the last 24 hours
bottom btw

stay tuned, the gay of reckoning will cum >>84229242

>>84228943
I'll check them out
>>84228957
This gives me the ick

>>84225988
Who is forcing you to take care of him? Just leave out if you don't live inside his house. Sounds like a you problem to me.
>>84226635
Outside of this thread. Go away now.

>>84228997
They're the least masc race out there generally speaking so I will laugh at your post because of that and ignore that masculine asian guys do exist

Bake da cake bigot

>>84229302
Cause he has cancer and dementia and can't care for himself.

I tried baking during covid, it was a disaster. I only bake potatoes now, they are excellent.

>>84229358
Some Japanese men are quite masc.
And even so, he just originally asked for an Asian top. There are twink tops

twinktops have big dicks so they can't be asian

>>84229539
>the jomon topping the yayoi boy

cake pics in case anyone is pondering or wondering
https://litter.catbox.moe/m9dsrd.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/egv73l.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/p6vacu.png

>>84230568
this cake is so white

>>84230568
not the cake I was hoping but it's still nice cake

>>84230568
>actually cake pics

Would you date a guy called Mario? what if he had a brother named Luigi?

>>84231095
imagine he has a sidechick called peach but he has left her cuz she is for streets

its good the whole board sucks otherwise these would die more often

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Had to read a comment about a straight boy and a gay boy sharing a bed for three days and nights all SFW. I stopped reading for a few minutes once the straight boy wrapped his arms protectively around the shuddering gay boy in his sleep because it made my chest hurt with sadness and longing.

I would fucking kill for a man to even LOOK AT ME, straight or gay or bi.

>tfw no straight bf to keep me warm

its good the whole board sucks otherwise joe momma would die more often

>>84231501
I have the WORST fetish[/spoiler ] straight boys so I understand this feel. It's hot that he doesn't want me, but we get close...

I'm so broken

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>>84231481
iktf man I can't read about people experiencing tenderness or being in relationships without feeling a sort of depressing jealous nausea

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>>84231603
It hurts too because there's also an aspect of masculine friendship that I'm missing. No straight bro to crush on who is comfortable with his sexuality... it's a stupid dead-end, but I always imagine a guy like that taking me under his wing and his yummy pits and being the friend I need, so genuine and tender and disarming that I can't help but pine for him, until we drunkenly kiss one night and never talk about it, but I remember it as the only time I kissed someone I love ;__;

>>84231620
>pitfag
total death

>>84231663
youre a really gay nigger btw. i dont even think about pits. youre just a really really irredeemably gay nigger.

>>84231663
There is nothing wrong with pits or straight guy pits....

>>84229452
And how is that your issue if he's this abusive evil person who ruined your life and is doing bad things to others?
Reminder you're actively wanting his life to end, so why are you prolonging it?

>>84230585
You like the glazing you slut

>>84231902
no shit ,sherlock,
it actually looks like a white person's skin too tho

a gay homosexual boyfriend... for a gay homosexual boyfriend (me)

I know I could easily get a boyfriend if I actually tried but I'm scared of relationships, I'm scared of sexual contact and I know I'm a really disgusting individual who would have to work on fixing many bad habits in order to sustain my relationship on a long term, that's too much work for my manchild faggot ass.
One day I will feel strong enough to change, I hope I will.

>>84233097
Same, I do not feel ready yet and there is a lot of stuff that can be fixed in me about me and I rather come prepared then hope that my guy will be ok with the way I look or spend free time or don't know certain stuff and won't dislike me secretly for it.

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STOP applying to companies
start asking smiling man with arms crossed
buy my course to learn more

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Donkey Kong bananza is even more fun than I thought it would be. Insanely addicting, gameplay simply feels so good and fun. Hell, it's head and shoulders above any of the previous games in the series and I really liked tropical freeze and country. Older ones not so much. Getting a switch2 was one of the best decisions I made actually. Since there aren't many games for it still I may get dlcs for Nintendo games I like tho yaaaaaaay!

>the autistic gays are going extinct

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What is the /r9gay/ approved take on grindr wrapped

at 9:30am on Tuesday the 8 become 7. I can hardly believe it but I know it has to be done.

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I'm le lonely sigh

>>84231620
Do you actually like straight men (who would never be attracted to you) or do you fantasize about being so hot that a straight man turns gay for you? Because the former seems like a cuck fantasy

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>>84234437
Im so glad I don't interact with normiegays kek wtf is this
Link because that other anon is lazy https://www.grindr.com/unwrapped

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Live your myth in Vietnam

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Meow where husbie waaaaa

>>84234706
Should be renamed to biggest chad shortage instead if I went to poland as a 5'5" manlet top they'd just make fun of me and mock me endlessly because the average height is 5'11"

>>84234745
>5'5" manlet top
Brutal

smol top and big bottom is cute though, shame not too many bottoms want that.

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Bend the Sky (Dead When I Found Her Mix)

>>84234858
it's a cute dynamic

>>84234671
>https://www.grindr.com/unwrapped
top ten anal prolapses on all of grindr

>tfw no big hug bf

>Tfw no straight bf who I cheerlead while he fucks foids

Environmental science
- employable credential at bachelor's level
- funded PhDs are also available
- seasonal and consulting work available
- fieldwork and office jobs both available
- providing a social / moral good
- popular with furries

I'm not seeing many downsides.

I'm not big but a small top bf would be a dream.

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I'm horny waa but I don't wanna jerk off someone let me suck their cock plox

>>84234718
wtf is this game that you are playing and then posting a screenshot of here

>>84235323
Idk some battletech game it's not my pic

>>84235247
What's the appeal? I legitimately don't get it

>>84235244
>- employable credential at bachelor's level
>- funded PhDs are also available
>- seasonal and consulting work available
>- fieldwork and office jobs both available
such as?

>>84235120
>Tfw no bi bf who I cheerlead while he fucks foids then me

>no bf with a fujo friend who he's lets watch us fuck once in a while.

>>84234834
Yeah it's over no one wants me just because of my genetics I am rejected just for being born wish I had a chance at life

>>84235819
Don't be like that anon, you can find someone

>tfw no fujo gf who carries my son bf

>>84235825
I tried it can't happen I even struggle just to have regular friends with how ugly and short I am

Would you date a fujoshi who wanted to give you a son out of the kindness of her heart

>>84235477
He would be cute!

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Michael Dawson MD from Jagged Alliance 2 is the cutest boy in all of gaming.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8s5Ll_w28w

>>84235932
only if she was university educated with an engineering or grad degree

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>>84236036
jagged alliance 2 mentioned

>Realized I was gay at the beginning of this year
>Friend/coworker of mine already hitting on me
Man, it really was this simple the whole time, huh?

need to figure out how to start my life but it feels entirely too late

>>84236829
how old are you
i'm going to rape you (don't worry this is just to get around the bot ahah)

>>84236353
what if she had a history degree, with a master's degree specializing in spartan history (a civilization that she's interested in for no particular reason)

>>84236829
this is going to sound trite and pandering but you should read more. refresh your math skills a bit too, if you can do math your ceiling expands. do some free online courses and get a library card and look for thrifted textbooks. it's not too late to go back to school. practice your foundational reading & writing and math skills. research schools nd majors and careers and such. start out by going to community college part time and build a transfer profile while you try out different academic subjects and research your options. if you're 24 or older you're considered independent on the fafsa and your parents income won't count so you can get pell grants for free tuition if you're still poor by then.

>>84237105
totally acceptable, our son would be strong and clever and would surely grow to be powerful beyond all control. i think she would be pretty strong and clever herself. hopefully. she had to have read the classics at least to get a history degree right? but did she ever try the javelin throw, or discus?

desu I tried learning math and hit a hard wall by precalculus trig, though I was already getting stumped by proofs in geometry. and then what you do learn you end up forgetting if you're not using it 24/7. just feels like instead it's more practical to start doing something more hands-on and then teaching yourself mathematical concepts when they come. that way it's actually meaningful and you're not just doing meaningless exercises for an ultimately aimless goal.

>>84237170
tbqh high school students should get more time on statistics and finance than groundwork for calculus, that kind of math is for nerds and has no application in everyday life

>>84237170
there are a lot of great degree options that max out at algebra and statistics. calculus is mostly required for physics afaik and that makes it also necessary for most of the other science and engineering as well. biology has low math requirements though, and it's the most versatile of the sciences. you can do like... medicine, allied health, veterinary medicine, exercise science, nutrition, environmental science, wildlife and marine biology, agriculture and food science, you can do forestry and natural resources etc etc it's a very broad field. lots of good majors have no math at all outside the mandatory gen-ed algebra every student has to take though.

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>>84237209
I had to learn integral calculus for no reason for my degree in super autism

>>84237242
computer science? lots of people get deceived by all the cool features that computers have now, but make no mistake. the computer is a giant calculator. there WILL be math.

anyway. yes, i would love to impregnate a woman and have a son and she and i would do gay shit to twinks together as a couple. or is she a lesbain and this is a double beard situation or what?

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i hate learning something new that's difficult as my brain gets repelled even thinking about it. it's like my brain is a demon and the contents of the instructions/study are holy water and it sizzles my brain whenever i look at it.

>>84237255
lies, the computer is a spirit trap filled with porn and indentured demons

>>84237363
if youre over 20 its over. youre a terminal normal nigger forever

>>84237501
yah well, i suppose that may be trrue figuratively. spirits are made of math in some sense.

>>84237375
i dont know why bottoms are like this. they teach you how to read shit thats above your current level in school: look up words, simplify complex sentences into more digestible ones. then let it sit with you as your unconscious brain acclimates to the idea(s), then press on learning. you can do this with every topic. bottoms just submit to topics and really allow precalc to conquer them rather than getting motivated to conquer it

>>84237568
i'm doing that. it just hurts my brain plus i don't have a frame of reference for how fast i 'should' be going.

>>84237575
i mean, trying to stick to a different persons pace is technically really bad. i think its better to dedicate a certain amount of time per day rather than tracking progress, since progress will never be satisfactory or enough no matter what. so itll only kill you

my biological son upon seeing the "cock" that I have spent years mutilating into a disgusting lump of miserable flesh: dad I dont know if I want to stick that in my mouth

what do you know? youre just a kid

>>84237363
the girl is a fujoshi. very interested in spartan history. who wants to have a son with you. nonny please.

>>84237375
stop looking at porn. your attention span will improve je promets

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It's more to feed your mind
Water, sun and love
The one you love
All you need, the air you breathe

>>84237798
Didnt know you were into South Park yaoi

Ive been obsessed with the idea of destroying my penis lately. Of getting castrated or getting a subincision or cutting it in half vertically. Perhaps of getting a penectomy. I don't know why. The thought of destroying it makes me really horny. And the fact that I would 100% regret it when there were no highs left to chase entices me even more. I want to look at the dead lump of flesh between my legs and cry and what I've done

>>84237832
you should probably see a psychologist about that

>>84237837
What revolutionary thing could a 40 year old liberal white woman with a master's degree tell me that would make me want to stop mangling my penis?

>>84237719
okay, i'm sorry. i shouldn't joke around with your feelings. i'm not sure i completely understand, but i love autistic women. we can name our son after the spartan bronze age swords if you want. xiphos the conqueror. since we're his parents we can call him zip for short.

>>84237854
"don't mangle your penis retard"

>>84237860
A non psychologist could tell me that. It appears one just did.
I probably wont actually mutilate my penis. I just want to and I think about it a lot. I want to see the severed member in a jar like those faggots on motherless

>>84237875
>A non psychologist could tell me that
the diploma does a lot of heavy lifting
anyway, we all want things we can't have. just occupy your brain with other shit. idle hands are the devil's penis ripperoffers.

>>84237832
are you trans or smt?

>>84237854
seriously consider jungian analysis. if you cant/wont see a professional, study it yourself (and solicit opinions from others online more familiar with it). the penis is a deeply symbolic thing and beyond the surface level observation that self mutilation is fucked up, theres obviously a much deeper meaning of either self nullification or destruction of power or something else going on that can actually be assessed, consciously considered, and worked on. what are your dreams like?

>>84237975
How do you feel about LED street lamps? Just checking something.

>>84238001
LED lamps bad because lacking sovl or something?

>>84238006
Okay, you didn't sperg out about it. Not him. Nevermind

>>84238043
pxl? is he into jung? or just lowercase posting?

>>84237883
Maybe if I had a boyfriend who liked my penis....
>>84237885
No. I like being a man. I don't want to be a woman at all. I don't even want to have a vagina. I want to be a freak eunuch with a disgusting, dead, mangled cock
>>84237975
Where would you suggest I start with Jungian analysis?

>>84238080
>I want to be a freak eunuch with a disgusting, dead, mangled cock
we really need to being back kink shaming

>>84238088
Sweaty you literally post about BBC while namefagging

>>84238099
i dont even post BBC porn, but true why should i get a say in someone's weird fetish

>>84238059
A friend of mine is really into Jungian psychology and also obviously a little fruity so was just checking if you also had his LED light hate sperging.

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Miau missa miesystavani luuraa mwyy haluan miehen

>>84238080
>Where would you suggest I start with Jungian analysis?
it sort of depends and its a little bit more difficult for you, as someone who may not be interested in the spiritual(or political) implications of jungs work, which is what gets the most coverage/what gets the gentlest introductions. i have personally learned more about him from a nietzsche/philosophical perspective so i dont have many introduction books or articles for the psychology side, however! jung himself wrote a book called "man and his symbols" which is considered his most accessible work. fmhy.net/reading will have working links for "annas archive" where you can easily get a copy in any format. if you read that, youll most likely be able to look around online for what you want to jump to next. this guy https://youtu.be/OS-MA_r7uH4 has a video sort of going over it, hes a good youtuber for jung https://youtu.be/U-k_I0qbnnU they arent going to be perfect for your unique situation, but learning about dreams (even if you dont have many, or dont care about them) and the unconscious and about archetypes and interpreting dreams will all be helpful to discovering whats behind your urges. so as you poke around online, try to read about or watch anything that mentions any of those buzzwords i just used. im sure theres a lot of other content on youtube about these ideas that you might find beneficial. what you should be looking to learn is how to interpret things symbolically and how to judge when you think an interpretation "feels" true, in order to try and understand what psychologically is going on, to find a solution. youll just end up doing shadow work so you could just skip to looking into that. (google: "integrating your shadow" or yt)

Idk about all this spirit this and shadow self that gobbledygook, just introspect about your feelings and dreams and you'll probably figure it out.

it sucks being so alone and feeling like that's always gonna be the case
everything feels so monumental to put into action it's like i can't even start to dig myself out of the hole i've put myself in and it leaves me in such an agitated mood all the time and it's all i think about so it's all i post about i'm so tired of myself sorry for blogging my gay rant

>>84238316
>just introspect
thats what it is tho, systematized and efficient way to introspect

>>84238340
It seams wreathed in spiritual nonsense though, that's not what I would expect from an effective approach.

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>>84238323
The agitation is the worst part of being alone for me. Distractions like vidya and aimless walking used to make me feel better but now I'm just constantly annoyed at myself for being this way

>>84238431
i dont enjoy video games anymore and haven't for some time and i feel similarly about walks i used to routinely take them every day to fill up the time but have since just started rotting inside more instead which i can blame on winter a little but it still just feels like i'm a sinking ship

>>84238257
Thank you anon. I've actually had something of a vague passing interest in Jungian psychoanalysis for a good while, and I appreciate being motivated to actually look into it. I'm probably not as interested in psychoanalysis as you are, but I am somewhat familiar with Freudian theory. I certainly understand that my incessant desire to harm my penis is indicative of something profoundly wrong. I suspect my personal desire to mutilate my penis might come from the fact that I have a dark and intense relationship with my mother, and that I may have developed a literal castration fantasy so as to achieve symbolic separation from her person (since my process of individuation has been difficult). I doubt I have a totally clear picture of what it means thus far but I have been attempting to bring my neurosis into conscious awareness. Your contributions are unironically very nice.
Totally unrelated, but what's your ethnic background? I'm not racist, you just remind me of someone (you seem to do that to anons) and I want to see if you're him.

I mean, wouldn't wanting to destroy your penis be indicative of issues with your sex/romantic life rather than bad relationship with your mother?
How do you people arrive to these seemingly insane conclusions (obviously only you know and not me but it does look crazy to an outsider)?

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>>84238444
I relate to feeling like a sinking ship, do you have any kind of plan to try changing course?
I've given myself the last few months to ruminate and almost performatively go outside so I can pretend to be trying to change

>>84238365
if you look into it the spiritual shit is incidental, religion and therapy are two systems to the same thing. jung basically stumbled into this when he began to interpret dreams symbolically like you would a play, or literature etc. which are themselves spiritual- the heros journey is as much a spiritual experience as it is "just a trope". anyways tho, you can appreciate jung without spiritual bullshit in the same way you can appreciate a heros journey story without spiritual shit. its actually more or less just neoplatonism, which nietzsche dives into as well. if nietzsche can be enjoyed without spiritual shit, so can jung. theyre both just playing around with intangible ideas that remain constant and reoccurring though humanity's history (which can then be fitted to be "spiritual" but are not inherently)

>>84238323
Why are you alone though

>so come inside and be with me
>alone with me
>alone with me
>alone

>>84238500
reclusive boring personality or maybe some other failings
>>84238484
nothing that i will actually do just things i know i need to change but won't

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>>84238447
i have honestly never read raw freud to be honest, the closest ive come is reading some alfred adler a long time ago. im not majorly into it, as much as i should be (at least to have this conversation.) ive been going over your theory and the other stuff you said to try and not hard disagree with it, which i dont really, but i am often hesitant with oedipal anything. it is actually seemingly more common with gay bottoms who have also been abused, especially by the mom ofc. i think its difficult to see past more immediate symbolism about yourself, unless when you say " to achieve symbolic separation from her person" youre implying several things? destruction of self(as an extension of her, which you lament?), destruction of reproduction(killing her?), and also as a way of symbolically forcing what you cant necessarily do irl, which is eject her from either your (immediate)life, mind, or this world? theyre all kind of similar. this is an interpretation i can get behind, although im not that good at castration anxiety, i know of it but have never connected it to a cohesive way of thinking about (sexual)psychology really. i think there are many more questions about your historic relationship and both of you in order to go further though, im really sorry. im not actually good at this
>Your contributions are unironically very nice.
i hope you enjoy uberboyo :) he also sometimes appears on the "break the rules" channel
>what's your ethnic background?
100% european descent from the US. id say more but wont
>I'm not racist
should be, lmao
>(you seem to do that to anons)
apparently! kind of weird since it hasnt happened for years

I feel like when I encourage people's hobby's (like art or photography) they stop doing them. One time this guy did a abstract art piece I really liked and I told him he should do more and I've never seen him make more art since

>>84233127
You'll come to figure out that your habbits and personality matter much more long term but that's impossible for someone who hates himself as much as you do. Probably impossible for you to think anyone can find you attractive and you'd think they must be lying if they said they did. People like that really are hopeless and it's their own fault. That's the vibe I get from your posts.

>>84234645
The latter is narcissist fantasy, truly no good options for anon
>>84235932
What's the appeal of having kids? Straggot shit

>>84238816
hmm maybe it'll have the inverse effect if you criticize their work

>waking up hard and having to pee

>tfw no emotional support twink bee F.

cooked breakfast for the first time in like a month, yay... and at one point I was doing this nearly every day until I got lazy(ier)

Going without breakfast would probably be better for you fat whore

It's such a sad fate knowing I will never be good enough to have a boyfriend and there's not one boyfriendable thing about me, maybe I just shall call it quits already

Stinky cock is like catnip for faggots, why are they so disgusting?

>>84240215
god that's so true. need to huff that up like scented flowers SNIFFFFFFFFFF

feeling grounded and connected to my ethereal inner woman today
it's a good day

>>84240340
Why would you want a woman inside of you? What are you straight?

I'm stone cold nigga I only know how to pretend to show affection

>>84240360
i'm bi and i want to be a woman dumbass

>>84240383
This is your brain on bi faggotry.

ugly tranny on /r9gay/???

>>84240412
didnt knew /lgbt/ got full

It obviously did, that's how you've escaped and why you're posting here instead of doing a blacked straight shota round in your subhuman gen, bipedo scum

unc started casting a brainrot buzzword spell in the second half of that post

Maybe you're just a retarded nigger, those you must know

dusty ol unc

>>84240215
My cock gets stinky and sweaty especially when I pull back the skin yet I've never got a bf

>>84240610
hot. when a boy pulls back his foreskin and shows off his glistening pink or dark red head it's always so alluring.

seems like being an unc causes loss of brain damage, i hope the dementia dont hit you that hard in the future, UNC

my medicaid just got renewed for another year, so wagies are still paying for my bad choices in life, yay.

Stop trying that hard, you weren't funny the first time, nor you are now. I'm sorry you were born defective, bishit. It's water under the bridge, let normal people talk now without pulling attention and samefagging.

damn blud he was just trying to talk about his medicaid no need to crash out on him

>>84240657
jeez so much anger, did a pigeon shat on you or smt today?
maybe it hit your tiny brain a bit too hard and thats why you are crying like a teen who took his first dildo up his ass without lube

oof, its okay, everyone has difficult days

Sister is doing that thing again where she just shows up in my house unannounced in the middle of the day and lets herself into my living room and makes herself at home and then thinks that I'm being rude for not entertaining her because I was in the middle of doing something and not expecting to have company. I don't care if she comes over but the fact that she always just shows up and lets herself in and interrupts whatever I'm doing without even texting or calling first absolutely infuriates me. You don't even have to ask for permission literally just tell me when you're coming over so it's not interrupting every single time.

>tfw np short unc twinky top bf

>>84240693
classic sibling infighting

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>>84240693
Get a bf to protect you from your sister

I wonder if some people just have really empty personal lives that they project onto everyone else too. Or if it's like a little kid who thinks their teacher lives at the school when class isn't in session. They're just not capable of imagining that other people have lives. Like when kids call people NPC. It's a fundamental failure of empathy. Weak theory of mind. No, I wasn't just sitting here doing nothing actually. I'm constantly doing things, yes, even when you're not around. Even if I cover up my face with my hands I didn't actually disappear, I'm still here, remember object permanence? Peekaboo!

>>84240920
nice ballpic anon

>>84240514
Chat is this real or another cuckbot psyop like bunnymutt or meow ones?

There is a guy who looks like tung sahur at the gym and he has a twin who also looks like triple tung sahur

Unc twink top bf is literally all I want

>>84241218
What does this mean? just a twink top that's 25 or older?

>>84240995
Damn bro your sister mindraped you so hard you're sperging out about her in a gay incel thread about it

>>84241222
See you figured it out without any help. That's exactly what I meant. Good job, you're so smart *gives you a cookie*

>>84241229
also classic sibling behavior. nobody can get under your skin easier than a brother or sister

topping verbose anons

>>84241235
I can't be that though since I'm not chad so I can't be a bf for anyone

bottoming for laconic anons

rapping for bitches

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You know a character is cool when he can afford to fight really strong opponent while holding back his strongest techniques

I need a Fembot to rim me while a gaybot sucks me

>>84241299
fucking degenerate hot

>>84241330
>>84241299
you need to kill yourselves out of a comfy gay thread gross bishits

You know women hate bi guys right? They think you're a gross degenerate who just wants to fuck anything that moves.